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>> Jon: [ Distorted ] MY NAME'S
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JON.
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I'M IN THE WITNESS PROTECTION
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PROGRAM.
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THE RUSSIAN MOB WANTS ME DEAD,
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THE LOVE OF MY LIFE WAS
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MURDERED, BUT, HEY, THIS COOL,
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SINGLE DAD'S STILL GOT TO LIVE
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LIFE.
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OWW!
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PREVIOUSLY ON "DELOCATED!"...
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>> JON, WHY DON'T WE GO OVER
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SUSAN'S LIFE-INSURANCE POLICY?
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IT WAS WORTH $5 MILLION.
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>> Jon: SO, I'M A MILLIONAIRE
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NOW?
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>> YOU ARE THE CUSTODIAN OF THE
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MONEY FOR THE TIME BEING.
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>> Jon: I -- I HAVE TO SELL THIS
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LOFT.
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IT'S -- IT'S TOO PAINFUL FOR ME
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TO STAY HERE.
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ME!
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>> ARE YOU A DESIGNER HERE?
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>> NO, I'M AN INTERN.
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>> CALL ME YVGENY.
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>> I'M TRISH.
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>> [ SHOUTING IN RUSSIAN ]
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>> IF YOU DO NOT LIKE NEW PLAN,
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TAKE IT UP WITH NEW HEAD OF
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MIRMINSKY FAMILY.
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>> IF I WERE YOU, I WOULD
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CONSIDER PAYING ANOTHER MILLION
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FOR PROTECTION.
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>> Jon: WANG GANG.
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>> WELCOME, JON.
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CAN I GET YOU A TEA?
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>> Jon: TEA?
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DOES IT COME WITH A STRAW FOR
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MY VAGINA?
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[ LAUGHS ]
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GUYS, HERE'S THE MILLION DOLLARS
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FOR PROTECTION.
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>> [ SPEAKING CHINESE ]
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>> HE SAY, "YOU NEED NOT WORRY
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NOW."
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>> [ SHOUTING IN CHINESE ]
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>> YOU ARE NOW WANG CHO
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PROTECTED.
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>> Jon: ALL RIGHT.
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YEAH.
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SO, UH...
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WHAT HAPPENS FROM HERE?
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DO I GET SOME NINJA DUDES TO
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FOLLOW ME AROUND, OR WHAT?
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>> THE LESS YOU KNOW, THE
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BETTER.
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>> Jon: LET'S DO THAT.
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THAT'S SMARTER.
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CALL OF THE DAY RIGHT THERE.
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ALL RIGHT, I'M GONNA TAKE OFF.
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I'M OUT-SKEES.
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SO, UH, SAYO-NARA.
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AND, UH, I'LL SEE YOU "TOM-ARA."
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I LOVE IT, GUYS.
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WANG CHO PROTECTED.
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[ CONVERSING IN CHINESE ]
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[ BELL DINGING ]
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>> Jon: YOU KNOW, I GOT TO TELL
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YOU, I HAVE NEVER FELT SAFER IN
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MY LIFE.
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>> THANK YOU, JON.
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THAT REALLY MEANS A LOT TO ME.
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>> Jon: UH, NO.
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I MEAN THE WANG CHOS.
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EVER SINCE I HIRED THOSE GUYS,
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I DO NOT FEEL AFRAID TO WALK THE
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STREETS.
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HEY, MAN -- WANG CHO.
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>> David: I FEEL SAFE AROUND
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YOU, T.B.
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>> THANK YOU, DAVID.
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>> Jon: CART GUY -- WANG CHO.
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WANG CHO.
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I GET IT.
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DOESN'T WANT TO BLOW HIS COVER.
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>> David: WHAT COVER?
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>> Jon: UNDERCOVER CHOS.
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THEY'RE EVERYWHERE.
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Thank you.
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HEY, YOU EXCITED TO LOOK AT NEW
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APARTMENTS?
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>> David: ACTUALLY, DAD, WE'RE
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NEAR THAT SKATE SHOP THAT I
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REALLY LIKE.
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DO YOU THINK WE COULD GO GET
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THOSE SHOES I WAS TELLING YOU
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ABOUT?
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>> Jon: DAVID, LOOK -- I KNOW WE
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HAVE A LOT OF MONEY NOW, ALL
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RIGHT?
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BUT LET'S NOT GO CRAZY RIGHT OFF
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THE BAT WITH A BUNCH OF NEW
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PURCHASES, OKAY?
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BESIDES, WHY DO YOU NEED COOL
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SHOES WHEN YOU GOT SUCH A COOL
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DAD?
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[ LAUGHS ]
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HO-LY [BLEEP]
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NOW, THAT I WILL BUY YOU.
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>> YOU SHOULD BE HEAD OF FAMILY,
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NOT YVGENY.
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WHY?
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BECAUSE YOU ARE ADOPTED?
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>> HEY, YVGENY.
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CONGRATULATIONS ON YOUR THING.
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NAH. I'M NOT GONNA DO THAT.
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>> KISS THE RING.
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KISS IT, TODD BARRY.
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>> I'M SORRY I HAVE TO DO THIS.
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WHOA!
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CAN'T PUT TOO MUCH OF THIS STUFF
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ON.
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>> JON HIRE WANG CHOS TO KILL
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YOUR FATHER.
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IF YOU DO NOT KILL JON...
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I WILL DO IT MYSELF.
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>> JON WANTED ME DEAD, NOT PAPA.
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>> ALL RIGHT, HERE WE GO.
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[ SMOOCHES ]
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GOT IT.
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>> THE WANG CHOS KILLED PAPA FOR
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THEIR OWN REASONS.
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[ DOOR OPENS ]
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>> YVGENY, ON BEHALF OF
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WANG CHOS, I OFFER MY LIFE AS A
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SACRIFICE IN PLACE OF JON.
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PLEASE, MAKE IT QUICK.
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>> WHAT IS THIS?!
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WANG CHOS KILL YOUR PAPA, AND IN
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RETURN THEY SEND THIS NOBODY?!
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FORGET THIS, MAN.
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LET'S KILL JON.
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>> NO, PAVEL.
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IF WE KILL THIS MAN, THINGS ARE
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EVEN.
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IF WE KILL JON, A WAR WILL
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START -- A WAR WE WILL LOSE.
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>> YOU SHOULD LISTEN TO THIS
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GUY.
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>> WHICH GUY? ME?
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>> THE GUY WHO WAS TALKING ABOUT
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KILLING JON.
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>> I WAS TALKING ABOUT KILLING
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JON.
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>> THEN I MEANT THE OTHER GUY.
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>> YOU MEAN SERGEI.
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>> I THINK HE MEANS PAVEL.
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>> DUMMY, PAVEL WANTS TO KILL
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THE GUY.
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>> ARE YOU CALLING ME A DUMMY?
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>> YEAH, SHUT UP, TODD BARRY!
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>> "SHUT UP, TODD BARRY."
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YOU'RE KIND OF DUMB, TOO.
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>> I DON'T SOUND LIKE THAT.
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>> YOU CANNOT TALK TO HER LIKE
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THAT.
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>> YOU GUYS ARE LIKE A DUMMY
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COUPLE.
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>> ALL RIGHT, ENOUGH!
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WE WILL ACCEPT THIS TRUCE.
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>> THIS IS NOT A TRUCE.
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THIS MAN IS NOT EQUAL TO YOUR
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FATHER.
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>> NO, HE IS NOT.
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>> AND NEITHER ARE YOU!
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[ GUNSHOT ]
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>> IT IS DONE!
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IT IS OVER!
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ISN'T THAT RIGHT, THE NEW BOSS?
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>> UH...YES.
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>> Jon: "OH, YEAH, JON, YOU'RE
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SO BIG!
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OH, MY GOD, YOU'RE TOO BIG!
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OH, I CAME!"
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[ DOOR OPENS ]
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DAVID COULD YOU HEAR THAT?
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>> David: WHAT?
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>> Jon: GOOD.
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YOU'LL WEAR THOSE BONE PHONES
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WHEN I HAVE WOMEN OVER.
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T.B., TAPE MEAS.
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THANK YOU.
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>> I MIGHT HAVE TO GET A PAIR OF
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THOSE BONE PHONES.
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>> Jon: [ SIGHS ]
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'SKINS BAR'S NOT GONNA FIT
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THROUGH THE DOOR.
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>> OH, WE CAN WORK IT OUT.
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>> Jon: NO. NEXT!
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WOW! THIS BATHROOM'S COOL.
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NOT BAD.
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>> THIS IS A FANTASTIC BUILDING.
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>> David: DAD, THIS PLACE REALLY
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DOESN'T MAKE ANY SENSE.
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IT'S REALLY FAR FROM MY SCHOOL.
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>> Jon: I'M ONLY CONCERNED ABOUT
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ONE THING.
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OH, YEAH!
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YES.
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WE'LL TAKE IT.
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>> David: DAD --
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>> Jon: IF THE 'SKINS FIT, THEN
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THIS IS IT!
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[ UPBEAT MUSIC PLAYS ]
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>> * MOVIN' IN THE 'SKINS
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* MOVIN' THEM IN
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* LET THE 'SKINS BEGIN
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* MY SAVORY 'SKINS
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* "KNOCK, KNOCK
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* WHO'S THERE?
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* 'SKINS
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LET 'EM IN."
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>> Jon: WHOO!
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>> David: HEY, UM, DAD?
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>> Jon: YEAH.
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>> David: CAN I GET A NEW BED?
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>> Jon: WHAT'S WRONG WITH YOUR
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OLD BED?
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>> David: DAD, YOU JUST GOT A
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NEW BED.
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WHY CAN'T I GET ONE?
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>> Jon: [ SIGHS ]
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LET ME GIVE YOU A LITTLE
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DATING 101, OKAY?
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I CAN'T BRING GIRLS HERE AND
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HAVE THE SCENT OF MY OLD BONE
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STAINS SPOIL THE MOOD, RIGHT?
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UNDERSTAND?
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THAT'S WHY I GOT A NEW BED.
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>> David: BUT -- BUT, DAD, I --
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>> Jon: HEY, YOU KNOW WHAT?
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YOUR OLD BED IS FINE.
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END OF DISCUSSION.
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[ CLEARS THROAT ]
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WOW!
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I CAN KICK A BOX, TOO.
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LOOK.
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[ DOOR SLAMS ]
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LOOK, I KICKED A BOX.
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>> WHERE IS THE CENTER OF THIS
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ROOM?
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>> Jon: NOT NOW, THE GLAZE.
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PLEASE NOT NOW.
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>> JON, EXPRESS YOUR EMOTIONS.
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>> Jon: I DON'T UNDERSTAND HOW
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DAVID IS NOT MORE EXCITED ABOUT
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THE 'SKINS BAR.
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>> GOOD.
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>> Jon: I WOULD HAVE DIED TO
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HAVE ONE OF THESE WHEN I WAS HIS
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AGE.
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>> JON, WHAT I CAN SEE RIGHT NOW
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IS A CLASSIC FATHER/SON
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POTATO-SKINS-BAR CONFLICT.
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CLEARLY, THERE'S A LARGER
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EMOTIONAL GAP IN YOUR
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RELATIONSHIP WITH DAVID THAT'S
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CAUSING THIS CONFLICT.
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YOU NEED TO USE THE 'SKINS
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BAR...TO BRIDGE THAT GAP.
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ULTIMATELY, IT'S UP TO YOU TO
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SHOW DAVID THAT, IN THIS CASE,
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BEAUTY IS ONLY "'SKINS" DEEP.
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[ CHANTING IN FOREIGN LANGUAGE ]
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>> FIRST ORDER OF BUSINESS --
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TRISH HAS DESIGNED SOME VERY
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COOL LABELS FOR MY VODKA.
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THIS IS WHY I ASKED FOR
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EVERYBODY --
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>> WHY ARE WE NOT TALKING ABOUT
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KILLING JON?
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>> [ SIGHS ]
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>> WHY DON'T YOU ACT LIKE A MAN
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AND AVENGE YOUR FATHER?!
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>> WHAT YVGENY IS TRYING TO SAY
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IS THAT VODKA IS IMPORTANT NEW
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ASSET TO FAMILY BUSINESS.
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WHAT PAVEL DOESN'T UNDERSTAND IS
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THAT KILLING JON CHO MEANS WAR.
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AND WAR MEANS NO FAMILY VODKA
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BUSINESS.
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>> YES. I AGREE!
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NO ONE IS TO KILL JON CHO!
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>> YOU GUYS, INSTEAD OF JON CHO,
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WHAT IF WE JUST CALL HIM
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JON WANG?
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>> [ CHUCKLES ] JON'S WANG.
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[ BOTH LAUGH ]
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>> [ SIGHS ]
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YVGENY HAS SPOKEN.
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JON IS NOW JON'S WANG.
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>> * "KNOCK, KNOCK
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* WHO'S THERE?
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* 'SKINS
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LET 'EM IN."
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[ BUFFER MOTOR WHIRRING ]
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>> JON, THIS POTATO-SKINS BAR
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HAS TURNED INTO A REAL CREATIVE
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OUTLET FOR YOU, HASN'T IT?
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>> Jon: HAVE YOU SEEN THE
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LICENSE PLATE?
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>> OH, WOW.
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IT'S LIKE A LITTLE CAR.
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>> Jon: IT'S CHERRY, RIGHT?
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>> CHERRY, YEAH.
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>> David: CAN WE HAVE SOMETHING
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ELSE FOR LUNCH TODAY?
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HONESTLY, WE HAVE HAD 'SKINS
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EVERY SINGLE DAY THIS WEEK.
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>> Jon: NO, THAT -- THAT'S NOT
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TRUE.
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WE HAVE NOT JUST HAD POTATO
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SKINS.
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WE HAVE HAD ITALIAN 'SKINS.
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WE HAVE HAD CHINESE 'SKINS.
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WE'VE HAD GREEK 'SKINS.
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I MEAN, THAT IS THE WHOLE BEAUTY
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OF 'SKINS.
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>> THE VARIETY, DAVID.
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>> David: YOU KNOW WHAT?
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I WANT A NACHO BAR.
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>> Jon: ABSOLUTELY NOT.
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FORGET IT.
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>> David: YOU KNOW WHAT?
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I'M JUST GONNA GO GET A NACHO
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BAR, NO MATTER WHAT YOU SAY.
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>> Jon: OH, REALLY?
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WHERE YOU GONNA GET THE MONEY
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FOR THAT?
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>> David: CAN I HAVE SOME OF MY
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OWN MONEY?
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>> Jon: NO.
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BUT TONIGHT, WE'LL HAVE MEXICAN
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'SKINS.
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YOU CAN GET ALL THE NACHO CHEESE
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YOU WANT.
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>> David: THIS IS SO NOT FAIR!
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>> Jon: DID I OR DID I NOT JUST
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SAY ALL THE NACHO CHEESE YOU
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WANT?
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WHERE ARE YOU GOING?
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OH, THAT'S GOOD.
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KICK ANOTHER BOX.
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>> DAVID, HOLD UP.
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WHERE YOU GOING?
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>> David: I'M GOING TO GET
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LUNCH -- ANYWHERE THAT DOESN'T
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SERVE POTATO SKINS.
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>> DAVID, IF ANYTHING'S EVER
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BOTHERING YOU, YOU CAN TELL ME.
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AND I'LL STRIP IT DOWN AND
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ATTACH ELECTRODES TO ITS
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TESTICLES AND SHOCK IT INTO
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SUBMISSION.
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IF YOU EVER NEED SOMEBODY TO
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TALK TO -- YOU DON'T WANT TO
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TALK TO YOUR DAD -- YOU CAN
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ALWAYS COME TALK TO ME.
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THINK OF ME AS YOUR SECRET DAD.
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>> David: THANKS, T.B.
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>> YOU WANT A NACHO BAR?
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YOU SHOULD HAVE A NACHO BAR.
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[ UPBEAT MUSIC PLAYS ]
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>> Jon: HOW PSYCHED ARE THE
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NEIGHBORS GONNA BE FOR THIS
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HOUSEWARMING PARTY?
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ESPECIALLY FOR THAT 6-FOOT
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PARTY SKIN.
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>> VERY.
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>> Jon: T.B., HOW MANY 'SKINS
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YOU THINK I CAN FIT IN MY MOUTH?
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>> I DON'T KNOW. THREE?
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>> Jon: NOPE. FOUR.
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GET IT?
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FOUR 'SKINS.
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FORESKIN.
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>> YEAH. NO, I GET IT.
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>> Jon: YEAH?
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>> YEAH, I GET IT.
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>> Jon: WHOA, WHOA, WHOA!
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WHAT IS GOING ON?
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HO! HOLD UP!
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WHAT IS THIS?
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>> David: THIS IS A NACHO BAR.
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>> Jon: I'M SORRY.
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HOLD UP, GUYS.
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HOW DID YOU GET THE MONEY FOR
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THIS?
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>> David: T.B. GAVE ME THE
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MONEY.
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>> Jon: REALLY?
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>> HEY, EVERYONE.
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AM I EARLY?
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>> Jon: SHUT UP, JAY.
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GO SIT DOWN.
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YOU GAVE MY SON MONEY AND YOU
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DIDN'T EVEN TALK TO ME ABOUT IT?
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>> NO.
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I GAVE A KID A LOAN, WHICH HE
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PROMISED TO PAY BACK.
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>> David: COME ON, DAD.
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T.B. WAS JUST TRYING TO HELP
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OUT.
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HE WAS JUST DOING HIS JOB AS MY
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SECRET DAD.
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>> Jon: SECRET DAD?
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NOW YOU LISTEN TO ME.
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IS T.B. PUTTING A ROOF OVER YOUR
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'SKINS?
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NO, HE'S NOT.
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I AM.
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NOW, YOU'RE GONNA RETURN THIS
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NACHO BAR.
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>> David: NO, I'M NOT.
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I'M GONNA SEE YOU IN COURT.
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>> WE ARE NOT ENGAGING.
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>> Jon: A LOT OF NERVE.
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>> GONNA WALK RIGHT BY.
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DO NOT ENGAGE.
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WE'RE NOT EVEN HERE.
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>> Jon: YOU, TOO, BRYCE.
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YOU SHOULD BE REPRESENTING ME.
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YOU'RE MY LAWYER.
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>> NO, I'M THE FAMILY'S LAWYER,
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AND DAVID CALLED FIRST, OKAY?
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>> Jon: WELL, I HIRED YOU A LONG
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TIME AGO.
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I SHOULD HAVE DIBS.
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>> DIBS?
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>> Jon: YEAH.
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YOU, UH -- YOU MIGHT WANT TO
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LOOK UP PEOPLE vs. DIBS.
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>> PRETTY SURE THERE IS NO
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PEOPLE vs. DIBS.
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>> Jon: WELL, SOMEONE vs. DIBS.
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DAVID!
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DAVID!
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>> David: WHAT ARE YOU DOING?
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>> HE'S TRYING TO STARE YOU
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DOWN.
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IT'S A CLASSIC NEGOTIATING
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TECHNIQUE.
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BUT WE'RE NOT HERE TO NEGOTIATE.
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>> David: IT'S JUST WEIRD.
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>> YES.
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IT IS WEIRD.
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YOU'RE RIGHT.
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[ DOOR OPENS ]
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>> SORRY TO KEEP YOU WAITING.
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>> QUITE ALL RIGHT.
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>> Jon: NO, NOT AT ALL,
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YOUR HONOR.
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>> SO...
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WE'RE HERE TO DIS...CUSS THE
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PATERNAL RIGHTS FOR DAVID.
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IS THAT RIGHT?
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>> YES, THAT'S RIGHT.
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MY CLIENT IS SEEKING A LEGAL
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EMANCIPATION FROM HIS FATHER,
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WHO HAS A DISHONEST AND
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DANGEROUS INFLUENCE ON THIS
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YOUNG MAN.
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>> DO YOU HAVE EVIDENCE OF THIS?
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>> ABSOLUTELY.
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EXHIBIT "A."
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THIS IS A PAIR OF WHAT JON
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REFERS TO AS "BONE PHONES."
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THESE ARE FOR DAVID SO THAT HE
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CANNOT HEAR HIS FATHER HAVING
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SEX.
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>> Jon: SEEMS PRETTY
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CONSIDERATE, YOUR HONOR.
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I AM VERY LOUD WHEN I BONE.
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[ MOANING PASSIONATELY ]
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>> FINE. THANK YOU.
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>> Jon: OH, YEAH!
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SUCK THAT.
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>> THAT'S WHAT THE BONE PHONES
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ARE FOR.
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>> MM-HMM.
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>> THIS IS EXHIBIT "B" RIGHT
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HERE.
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THIS IS THE FULLY CUSTOMIZED
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POTATO-SKINS BAR THAT HAS
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CAUSED --
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>> Jon: BOOM!
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>> YEAH.
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>> Jon: CHECK IT OUT!
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THAT THING IS MINT.
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>> MAYBE.
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>> Jon: CHERRY.
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>> WELL, THE ISSUE HERE IS THAT
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THE BULK OF JON'S FORTUNE COMES
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FROM AN INSURANCE POLICY WHICH
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WAS WILLED TO DAVID BY HIS LATE
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MOTHER.
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SO, LEGALLY, JON CAN ONLY SPEND
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THAT MONEY IF IT'S TO PROVIDE
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CARE FOR DAVID.
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NOW, I DON'T SEE HOW THAT'S
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ACCOMPLISHED WITH A, UH...
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CUSTOMIZED POTATO-SKINS BAR.
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>> Jon: YOUR HONOR, MAY I
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APPROACH THE BENCH, PLEASE?
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>> THERE'S NO BENCH.
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>> Jon: MAY I HAVE A SIDE BENCH,
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PLEASE?
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SIDE BENCH.
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YOUR HONOR, I'M SORRY.
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LOOK, WE BOTH KNOW HOW JUSTICE
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WORKS IN CHINESETOWN, AND I
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THINK WE NEED TO MOVE THIS ALONG
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SO WE CAN ALL WANG CHO TONIGHT.
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RIGHT?
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SO, UM, I WILL RESPECTFULLY BOW
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TO ANY VERDICT YOU LAY DOWN FOR
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EITHER SIDE SO THAT WE MAY NIP
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THIS CASE IN THE BUD.
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>> I RULE IN FAVOR OF THE
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PLAINTIFF.
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>> Jon: YEAH.
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>> I GRANT FULL EMANCIPATION,
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AND THAT INCLUDES ALL FINANCES.
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>> Jon: TOUGH BREAK, GUYS.
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MAYBE NEXT TIME.
537
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>> I RULE IN FAVOR OF THE
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PLAINTIFF.
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>> Jon: PLAINTIFF.
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>> NO -- DAVID.
541
00:15:34,234 --> 00:15:35,244
DAVID BROUGHT THE COMPLAINT.
542
00:15:35,235 --> 00:15:37,565
>> YOU'RE THE DEFENDANT.
543
00:15:37,570 --> 00:15:39,840
[ UPBEAT MUSIC PLAYS ]
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>> * NACHO BAR COMING THROUGH
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00:15:43,843 --> 00:15:47,253
* WHAT YOU GONNA DO?
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00:15:47,247 --> 00:15:49,847
* I LOVE NACHOS, SO DO YOU
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>> Jon: I HATE YOU!
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>> * CHASED AWAY THE 'SKINS
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BLUES *
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* BRAND-NEW BED COMING, TOO
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* WHAT YOU GONNA DO?
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* WHOA-OH
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* GUACAMOLE
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* SOUR CREAM
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[ FOOTSTEPS APPROACHING ]
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>> Jon: IT'S NOT FAIR!
557
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[ DOOR SLAMS ]
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OH, HERE SHE IS.
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JUDGE!
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>> OH, NO.
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>> Jon: JUDGE, SORRY TO BOTHER
562
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YOU.
563
00:16:28,388 --> 00:16:29,918
>> YOU GOT THE WRONG PERSON.
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00:16:29,922 --> 00:16:32,132
THE WANG CHOS ARE ACROSS TOWN.
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00:16:32,125 --> 00:16:32,955
>> Jon: OH, NO.
566
00:16:32,959 --> 00:16:33,959
NO, NO, NO, JUDGE.
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00:16:33,960 --> 00:16:35,430
JUDGE, PLEASE, PLEASE, PLEASE.
568
00:16:35,428 --> 00:16:36,728
MY SON IS OUT OF CONTROL.
569
00:16:36,729 --> 00:16:38,069
HE'S -- HE'S TURNED INTO A
570
00:16:38,065 --> 00:16:39,095
COMPLETE TYRANT.
571
00:16:39,099 --> 00:16:40,369
YOU HAVE TO GIVE ME ANOTHER
572
00:16:40,367 --> 00:16:41,397
CHANCE, JUDGE, PLEASE.
573
00:16:41,401 --> 00:16:42,771
I'M -- I'M BEGGING YOU.
574
00:16:42,769 --> 00:16:44,599
FOR THE SAKE OF MY FAMILY,
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PLEASE.
576
00:16:46,106 --> 00:16:46,806
PLEASE.
577
00:16:46,806 --> 00:16:48,376
>> ALL RIGHT, OKAY.
578
00:16:48,375 --> 00:16:50,205
IF YOU CAN PROVE TO ME THAT YOU
579
00:16:50,210 --> 00:16:52,110
LOVE YOUR SON MORE THAN YOU LOVE
580
00:16:52,112 --> 00:16:53,882
YOUR POTATO SKINS, I MIGHT --
581
00:16:53,880 --> 00:16:55,650
MIGHT -- GRANT YOU AN APPEALS
582
00:16:55,648 --> 00:16:57,948
HEARING.
583
00:16:57,950 --> 00:17:01,950
>> Jon: THANK YOU.
584
00:17:01,954 --> 00:17:04,424
THANK YOU.
585
00:17:04,424 --> 00:17:05,994
THANK YOU SO MUCH.
586
00:17:05,992 --> 00:17:07,892
>> ARE YOU TRYING TO BRIBE ME
587
00:17:07,894 --> 00:17:09,564
WITH A POTATO SKIN?
588
00:17:09,562 --> 00:17:11,432
>> Jon: IT'S NOT A BRIBE.
589
00:17:11,431 --> 00:17:12,571
NOW IT'S A POTATO SKIN ON THE
590
00:17:12,565 --> 00:17:13,095
GROUND.
591
00:17:13,100 --> 00:17:14,130
NOW IT'S JUST THERE.
592
00:17:14,134 --> 00:17:15,574
YOU KNOW, JUST SOME RANDOM
593
00:17:15,568 --> 00:17:17,538
STREET 'SKIN.
594
00:17:24,111 --> 00:17:25,411
>> OH, MY GOD.
595
00:17:25,412 --> 00:17:27,012
DAD, CAN WE TAKE IT HOME?
596
00:17:27,013 --> 00:17:28,523
>> WE'LL TAKE IT OFF YOUR HANDS.
597
00:17:28,515 --> 00:17:30,345
>> Jon: UH, SORRY, GUYS.
598
00:17:30,350 --> 00:17:32,450
NOT FOR CHILDREN.
599
00:17:32,452 --> 00:17:33,692
BUT YOU GOT A REAL GOOD KID
600
00:17:33,686 --> 00:17:34,486
THERE.
601
00:17:34,487 --> 00:17:38,127
>> IT'S MY STEPSON, BUT THANKS.
602
00:17:38,125 --> 00:17:39,285
>> Jon: THINK YOU MIGHT WANT TO
603
00:17:39,292 --> 00:17:39,932
SOUP THIS BABY UP?
604
00:17:39,926 --> 00:17:40,956
WHAT DO YOU THINK?
605
00:17:40,960 --> 00:17:42,460
>> I'LL PROBABLY SCRAP IT FOR
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00:17:42,462 --> 00:17:43,932
PARTS.
607
00:17:43,930 --> 00:17:45,330
>> Jon: YEAH, KEEP WALKING,
608
00:17:45,332 --> 00:17:47,932
FRIEND.
609
00:17:47,934 --> 00:17:49,504
HOW'S IT GOING?
610
00:17:49,502 --> 00:17:50,772
>> YEAH, I'M OPENING AN
611
00:17:50,770 --> 00:17:53,440
'80s-THEMED DINER, AND, UH...
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00:17:53,440 --> 00:17:54,510
THIS WOULD BE PERFECT.
613
00:17:54,507 --> 00:17:55,677
>> Jon: LET ME ASK YOU A
614
00:17:55,675 --> 00:17:56,275
QUESTION.
615
00:17:56,276 --> 00:17:57,676
UM, WOULD IT BE OKAY IF I WERE
616
00:17:57,677 --> 00:17:59,047
TO COME BY AND VISIT IT EVERY
617
00:17:59,045 --> 00:17:59,945
NOW AND THEN?
618
00:17:59,946 --> 00:18:01,446
>> WELL, IF YOU ATE AT THE
619
00:18:01,448 --> 00:18:03,148
DINER, YOU COULD SEE THE 'SKINS
620
00:18:03,150 --> 00:18:06,190
BAR EVERY DAY, BUT, UH...
621
00:18:06,186 --> 00:18:07,846
JUST TO COME VISIT?
622
00:18:07,854 --> 00:18:10,624
UH...
623
00:18:10,623 --> 00:18:11,863
I-I-I DON'T THINK THAT WOULD BE
624
00:18:11,858 --> 00:18:13,828
SUCH A GREAT IDEA.
625
00:18:18,231 --> 00:18:20,371
>> Jon: THAT'S EXACTLY THE
626
00:18:20,367 --> 00:18:22,397
ANSWER I WAS LOOKING FOR.
627
00:18:22,402 --> 00:18:23,242
CONGRATULATIONS.
628
00:18:23,236 --> 00:18:24,466
YOU GOT YOURSELF A 'SKINS BAR.
629
00:18:24,471 --> 00:18:25,671
>> [ LAUGHS ] REALLY?
630
00:18:25,672 --> 00:18:27,012
>> Jon: YEAH, THANK YOU.
631
00:18:27,006 --> 00:18:28,406
>> OH, GOD! THAT'S GREAT!
632
00:18:28,408 --> 00:18:29,478
>> Jon: FEELS PRETTY [BLEEP]
633
00:18:29,476 --> 00:18:30,136
DAMN GOOD, RIGHT?
634
00:18:30,143 --> 00:18:32,113
>> YEAH!
635
00:18:42,922 --> 00:18:44,222
>> Jon: YOU KNOW, NOW THAT I
636
00:18:44,224 --> 00:18:45,534
SOLD THE 'SKINS BAR, IT'D BE
637
00:18:45,525 --> 00:18:46,825
NICE IF DAVID DID HIS CHORES
638
00:18:46,826 --> 00:18:48,326
AGAIN.
639
00:18:48,328 --> 00:18:50,228
AM I RIGHT?
640
00:18:50,230 --> 00:18:52,530
LOOK, T.B., I'M NOT VERY GOOD AT
641
00:18:52,532 --> 00:18:54,832
APOLOGIES, SO I'M JUST GONNA SAY
642
00:18:54,834 --> 00:18:56,744
IT -- YOU NEED TO APOLOGIZE TO
643
00:18:56,736 --> 00:18:59,836
ME, FOR THE "SECRET DAD" STUFF.
644
00:18:59,839 --> 00:19:01,669
HEY, YOU KNOW I'M RIGHT!
645
00:19:01,674 --> 00:19:03,384
NOT COOL!
646
00:19:03,376 --> 00:19:04,176
YOU KNOW IT!
647
00:19:04,177 --> 00:19:06,377
THAT IS SOLID-GOLD B.S.!
648
00:19:06,379 --> 00:19:07,449
YOU OWE ME AN APOLOGY.
649
00:19:07,447 --> 00:19:08,277
>> [ GRUNTING ]
650
00:19:08,281 --> 00:19:09,581
>> Jon: YEAH, THAT'S RIGHT.
651
00:19:09,582 --> 00:19:10,852
>> I'M SORRY, JON.
652
00:19:10,850 --> 00:19:12,590
>> I KNOW YOU HAVE WANG CHOS
653
00:19:12,585 --> 00:19:14,845
KILL MY UNCLE.
654
00:19:14,854 --> 00:19:16,964
AND NOW YOU WILL PAY.
655
00:19:16,956 --> 00:19:19,686
>> I SUGGEST YOU LEAVE NOW...
656
00:19:19,692 --> 00:19:21,192
UNLESS YOU WANT TO BECOME MOST
657
00:19:21,194 --> 00:19:24,964
UNFORTUNATE COOKIE.
658
00:19:24,964 --> 00:19:27,204
>> Jon: [ LAUGHS ]
659
00:19:27,200 --> 00:19:29,270
I TOLD YOU THEY HAD MY BACK!
660
00:19:29,269 --> 00:19:30,599
[ LAUGHS ]
661
00:19:30,603 --> 00:19:31,743
YOU GOT TO TALK TO THAT JUDGE,
662
00:19:31,738 --> 00:19:32,308
BY THE WAY.
663
00:19:32,305 --> 00:19:34,605
>> EVERYONE RELAX!
664
00:19:34,607 --> 00:19:36,477
PAVEL, WHAT DO YOU THINK YOU'RE
665
00:19:36,476 --> 00:19:37,276
DOING?
666
00:19:37,277 --> 00:19:38,807
>> SOMETHING YOU SHOULD HAVE
667
00:19:38,811 --> 00:19:40,311
DONE LONG TIME AGO.
668
00:19:40,313 --> 00:19:42,753
>> PAVEL...
669
00:19:42,749 --> 00:19:45,649
YOU'RE MY DEAREST FRIEND.
670
00:19:45,652 --> 00:19:49,062
YOU PROTECTED MY FATHER.
671
00:19:49,055 --> 00:19:52,225
YOU PROTECT ME AND YVGENY.
672
00:19:52,225 --> 00:19:55,085
FOR THAT, I AM GRATEFUL.
673
00:19:55,094 --> 00:19:56,504
[ GUNSHOTS ]
674
00:19:56,496 --> 00:19:58,466
>> OHH!
675
00:20:01,834 --> 00:20:02,974
>> YOU HAVE LEARNED WELL FROM
676
00:20:02,969 --> 00:20:04,799
YOUR FATHER.
677
00:20:04,804 --> 00:20:07,914
YOU WILL BE A GOOD LEADER.
678
00:20:07,907 --> 00:20:09,907
>> NO.
679
00:20:09,909 --> 00:20:14,179
YVGENY IS HEAD OF FAMILY.
680
00:20:14,180 --> 00:20:15,820
>> YES.
681
00:20:15,815 --> 00:20:17,775
OF COURSE.
682
00:20:23,155 --> 00:20:29,755
>> YOUR TIME COMING VERY SOON...
683
00:20:29,762 --> 00:20:32,062
JON'S WANG.
684
00:20:39,539 --> 00:20:42,009
>> Jon: WHAT ABOUT MY WANG?!
685
00:20:42,008 --> 00:20:45,038
HEY! WHAT ABOUT MY WANG?!
686
00:20:45,044 --> 00:20:45,884
T.B.!
687
00:20:45,878 --> 00:20:47,808
>> [ COUGHING ]
688
00:20:47,814 --> 00:20:49,484
>> Jon: YOU OKAY?
689
00:20:49,482 --> 00:20:51,552
>> YEAH. [BLEEP]
690
00:20:51,551 --> 00:20:54,051
>> Jon: THAT IS NUTS!
691
00:20:54,053 --> 00:20:55,463
[ EXHALES SHARPLY ]
692
00:20:55,455 --> 00:20:57,515
LOOK, T.B., T.B., YOU PLAY A
693
00:20:57,524 --> 00:21:00,134
MAJOR PART IN DAVID'S LIFE.
694
00:21:00,126 --> 00:21:03,156
I NEED TO RESPECT THAT.
695
00:21:03,162 --> 00:21:05,502
>> THANK YOU, JON.
696
00:21:05,498 --> 00:21:07,468
>> Jon: YOU GOT IT.
697
00:21:13,072 --> 00:21:16,012
IT SAYS, "IT WOULD BE PLEASING
698
00:21:16,008 --> 00:21:20,048
TO YOU TO HAVE FOUR 'SKINS IN
699
00:21:20,046 --> 00:21:23,546
YOUR MOUTH."
700
00:21:23,550 --> 00:21:25,350
[ LAUGHS ]
701
00:21:25,352 --> 00:21:27,592
[ UPBEAT MUSIC PLAYS ]
702
00:21:27,587 --> 00:21:31,157
>> * MOVIN' IN THE 'SKINS
703
00:21:31,157 --> 00:21:34,257
* MOVIN' THEM IN
704
00:21:34,260 --> 00:21:39,500
* LET THE 'SKINS BEGIN
705
00:21:39,499 --> 00:21:40,529
* "KNOCK, KNOCK
706
00:21:40,533 --> 00:21:41,533
* WHO'S THERE?
707
00:21:41,534 --> 00:21:42,174
* 'SKINS
708
00:21:42,168 --> 00:21:45,138
LET 'EM IN."
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