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>> Jon: [ Distorted ] MY NAME'S

JON.

I'M IN THE WITNESS PROTECTION

PROGRAM.

I LIVE IN NEW YORK CITY.

THE RUSSIAN MOB WANTS ME DEAD,

BUT, HEY, THIS COOL, SINGLE

DAD'S STILL GOT TO LIVE LIFE.

OWW!

PREVIOUSLY ON "DELOCATED!"...

I MADE A PROMISE TO MYSELF THAT

I WOULD NEVER GET MARRIED AGAIN.

YOU DON'T WANT TO MARRY A

PROMISE-BREAKER, RIGHT?

>> WELL, THEN, I GUESS IT'S

OVER.

>> WE'VE DECIDED TO MAKE YOU AN

HONORARY MEMBER OF THE

[BLEEP] UP COMMITTEE.

THAT'S TWO STRIKES, ROB.

[ GUNSHOT ]

ROB, THAT'S THREE STRIKES.

YOU'RE OUT.

>> THE GOVERNMENT HAS DECIDED TO

SUBCONTRACT OUT THE DOMESTIC

SECURITY DIVISION.

>> Jon: TATIANA, WELCOME TO WHAT

WAS SUPPOSED TO BE MY SWEET

LOFT.

>> Susan: BEING MARRIED TO JON

WAS QUITE A CHORE.

>> Jon: YOU KNOW WHAT, SUSAN?

[BLEEP] YOU.

>> FIRST YOU KILL THE SOUL, THEN

YOU KILL THE MAN.

>> JON!

SUSAN'S BEEN SHOT.

SHE'S DEAD.

>> Jon: I JUST -- I CAN'T

BELIEVE SHE'S GONE.

IT WAS HARD.

I WILL SAY THAT.

IT WAS REALLY -- IT WAS, UH --

THE FUNERAL WAS TOUGH.

[ SIGHS ]

ANYWAY, THIS BEHEMOTH BEHIND ME

IS T.B.

UNCLE SAM NEEDED A LITTLE HELP

IN THE OLD POCKEYBOOK, AND, UH,

HEY, THAT WAS GOOD FOR ME.

I ENDED UP WITH A BADASS

BLACKWATER-TYPE DUDE.

>> THE HUMAN PYRAMID AT

ABU GHRAIB WAS MY DESIGN.

>> REALLY?

>> Jon: YEAH.

>> DID THEY HAVE TO BE NAKED?

[ LAUGHS ]

OH.

I GUESS -- YEAH, I GUESS THEY

DID.

JON, WHY DON'T WE ACTUALLY JUST

GO OVER SUSAN'S LIFE-INSURANCE

POLICY, OKAY?

>> Jon: ALL RIGHT.

>> FOR $5 MILLION.

>> Jon: $5 -- $5 MILLION?

>> YEAH.

>> Jon: SO -- SO, I'M A

MILLIONAIRE NOW?

>> WELL, DAVID WOULD BE THE

MILLIONAIRE.

>> Jon: RIGHT.

>> YOU ARE THE CUSTODIAN OF THE

MONEY FOR THE TIME BEING.

>> Jon: SO, IT'S DAVID'S MONEY,

BUT I SORT OF RUN IT?

>> THAT'S CORRECT.

>> Jon: SO, IT IS OUR MONEY?

>> OH, SUSAN LEFT SOMETHING FOR

YOU.

>> Jon: I THINK I KNOW WHAT IT

IS.

[ SENTIMENTAL MUSIC PLAYS ]

I DON'T KNOW IF I EVER TOLD YOU

THE STORY, BUT, UM, WHEN YOUR

MOM AND I FIRST WENT OUT ON OUR

FIRST DATE, SHE WAS COLD AND I

BOUGHT HER A SCARF.

SHE KEPT IT FOREVER, AND I --

IT'S NOT THE SCARF.

I KNOW WHAT IT IS.

WE WENT TO THIS BURRITO PLACE

THAT NIGHT.

FROM THE VENDING MACHINE, I GOT

HER THIS RING.

YEP.

I HAVE A PRETTY GOOD FEELING,

THOUGH, THERE IS GONNA BE A RING

RIGHT IN HERE.

SO, UH, YOU'LL LET US KNOW WHEN,

UH -- WHEN THAT MONEY IS, UH,

WIRED THROUGH, YEAH?

WE'RE ALL SET TO GO?

>> Jon: FIRST MIGHTY JOE JON,

THEN SUSAN.

I MEAN, WHO'S NEXT -- YOU?

>> HELLO, JON. HI, DAVID.

>> David: HI.

>> I'M SUSAN SHAPIRO.

I'M PRESIDENT OF THE NETWORK,

AND I'M GONNA BE YOUR POINT

PERSON ON "DELOCATED!"

HOW ARE YOU?

>> Jon: ALL RIGHT, HOLD ON ONE

SECOND.

YOUR NAME IS SUSAN?

>> YES, I KNOW.

I'M SO SORRY ABOUT YOUR DEAD

EX-WIFE.

>> Jon: YEAH, I'M NOT GONNA BE

ABLE TO CALL YOU THAT...

FOR OBVIOUS REASONS.

SO, WE'RE GONNA HAVE TO GO WITH

SOMETHING DIFFERENT.

I WOULD SUGGEST WE GO WITH YOUR

LAST NAME.

IF YOU'RE OKAY WITH THAT, I CAN

JUST CALL YOU "SHAPIRO."

WE CAN DO A NICKNAME IF YOU

PREFER -- MAYBE "SHAPS"?

MAYBE "SHAPPY"?

WE CAN GO "SHAP ATTACK"?

>> I DON'T REALLY LIKE THAT.

>> Jon: * SHAP ATTACK ON THE

MOVE *

* COME ON

* CHICK-A DOWN DOWN DOWN

* SHAP ATTACK

* SHAP ATTACK IS ON THE SCENE

* SHAP ATTACK

>> LET'S NOT FORGET THAT "SUSAN"

WAS THE NAME ASSIGNED BY THE

GOVERNMENT FOR THE TELEVISION

SHOW, SO MAYBE YOU COULD JUST

CONCENTRATE ON HER REAL NAME.

[ SENTIMENTAL MUSIC PLAYS ]

>> Jon: OKAY. YOU'RE RIGHT.

[ SIGHS ]

UM...

>> David: DAD, YOU -- YOU DO

REMEMBER MOM'S NAME, RIGHT?

>> Jon: ARE YOU IMPLYING I

DON'T KNOW HER NAME?

[ SIGHS ]

OH, MY GOD.

HOME SWEET LOFT, HUH, DAVID?

[ LAUGHS ]

HOMEWORK.

LITTLE MATH.

THAT WAS ONE OF MY TOP-5 SUBS.

YEAH, YOU WANT TO CARRY THE 9.

>> David: NO, DAD.

IT'S FINE AS IT IS.

>> Jon: YEAH, I'M PRETTY SURE

THAT'S WRONG.

>> David: DAD, YOU DON'T HAVE TO

CARRY THE 9.

IT'S FINE.

>> Jon: ALL RIGHT.

DON'T BLAME ME WHEN YOU GET A

"G."

>> David: WHAT'S A "G"?

>> Jon: UH, "G" IS ONE WORSE

THAN "F."

>> David: DAD, THERE'S NO SUCH

THING AS A "G."

>> Jon: WELL, MAYBE YOU NEED TO

SPEND A LITTLE MORE TIME ON MATH

AND A LITTLE LESS TIME

MEMORIZING THE GRADING SYSTEM,

OKAY?

>> David: DAD, IT'S FINE.

>> Jon: OKAY.

NO PROBLEM, FINESTEIN.

>> David: DON'T YOU MEAN

"EINSTEIN"?

>> Jon: NO, I MEAN "FINESTEIN."

HE WAS THE GUY THAT WORKED WITH

EINSTEIN, BUT IT DIDN'T WORK OUT

'CAUSE HE THOUGHT EVERYTHING WAS

FINE!

THINK I DON'T KNOW MATH?

THINK I DON'T KNOW HOW TO CARRY

A 9?

[ SENTIMENTAL MUSIC PLAYS ]

[ SIGHS ]

I'M SO SORRY, SUSAN.

IT'S OKAY, JON.

[ MOANS ]

JON, STOP IT.

STOP.

JON, NO.

JON!

IT'S NOT RIGHT.

OOH, IT IS RIGHT.

[ MOANS ]

YEAH.

UNZIP ME, JON.

YEAH.

OH, GOD.

YOU'RE NOT WEARING A BRA.

UNZIP ME, SUSAN.

HURRY.

OH, YEAH.

[ MOANS ]

>> BURRITOS ARE HERE.

GOOD NEWS -- THEY PUT AN EXTRA

ONE IN BY ACCIDENT.

OH.

>> Jon: [ SIGHS ]

UM...

[ CLEARS THROAT ]

GOOD.

WHAT'D THEY GIVE US?

>> THERE'S AN EXTRA BEAN AND

CHEESE BURRITO.

>> Jon: OH, YEAH, COOL.

YOU WANT THAT ONE, OR YOU -- YOU

WANT TO TAKE THAT ONE?

WHY DON'T YOU EAT IT?

>> NO. YOU KNOW ME.

I'LL TAKE WHATEVER'S LEFT OVER.

>> Jon: [ SIGHS ]

UM...

SORRY.

I'M SORRY YOU SAW THIS.

>> NO NEED TO APOLOGIZE.

EVERYONE HAS THEIR OWN WAY OF

GRIEVING.

>> Jon: THANK YOU.

>> YOU NEED SOME HELP?

YOU COULD CLOSE YOUR EYES AND

PRETEND THIS IS SUSAN'S HAND.

IT'S NOT A SEXUAL THING.

IT'S A WARRIOR THING.

>> Jon: YEAH, I UNDERSTAND.

I WOULD RATHER DO THIS, UH, I

THINK, ON MY OWN.

[ CLEARS THROAT ]

>> LABEL DESIGN IS CRUCIAL.

THIS NAME, "KNOCK, KNOCK.

WHO'S THERE? VODKA" -- WHAT DOES

THAT MEAN TO YOU?

>> IT'S FROM MY TIME AS A

STAND-UP COMEDIAN.

"KNOCK, KNOCK" JOKE.

YOU KNOW -- "KNOCK, KNOCK."

"WHO'S THERE?"

"MOSCOW."

"MOSCOW WHO?"

"'MA'S COW' DIED.

I GUESS WE'LL HAVE TO EAT OUR

CEREAL WITH VODKA."

>> [ LAUGHS ]

>> OKAY. GREAT.

WE WILL MOCK UP SOME DESIGNS AND

GET BACK TO YOU ASAP.

TRISH, IF YOU COULD ACTUALLY

VALIDATE MR. MIRMINSKY'S

PARKING AND SHOW HIM OUT.

THANK YOU.

>> ARE YOU A DESIGNER HERE?

>> NO. I'M AN INTERN.

I'M TRISH.

>> OH, PLEASE, TRISH, CALL ME

"YVGENY."

>> OH.

[ LAUGHS ]

OKAY.

I LOVE THAT JOKE.

BUT HOW DID MA'S COW DIE?

>> WELL, IT HELPS IF YOU KNOW

RUSSIAN.

I COULD TEACH YOU SOME WORDS

SOMETIME.

>> OH, YEAH.

>> YEAH, YEAH, YEAH.

>> I WOULD LOVE THAT.

YEAH. WHEREVER YOU WANT.

>> I WOULD TEACH THEM ALL OVER

YOU.

>> YEAH.

>> TO YOU.

[ LAUGHS ]

>> Jon: I JUST WANTED TO HAVE

ANOTHER MEETING BECAUSE DAVID...

[ SIGHS ]

HAS BEEN HAVING A VERY TOUGH

TIME DEALING WITH SUSAN'S DEATH.

AND I AM WONDERING AND HOPING

THAT MAYBE YOU KNOW OF A GOOD

COUNSELOR OR THERAPIST THAT YOU

CAN RECOMMEND FOR HIM.

>> David: YEAH, I'M ACTUALLY

TOTALLY FINE.

>> Jon: [ SIGHS ]

>> David: I'M NOT THE ONE WHO

TRIED TO GIVE MYSELF A HANDJOB

WITH A DRESS.

>> ALL RIGHTY.

I DO KNOW SOMEONE.

HE'S A LIFE-ENHANCEMENT COACH,

AND I THINK HE'D BE GOOD TO TALK

TO.

HE CAME IN AND HELPED US WHEN

OUR LEAD ACTOR IN

"ATTITUDE STOOL" HAD SOME ACTUAL

PROBLEMS WITH HIS ATTITUDE.

SO, I'M GONNA GIVE HIM A CALL.

WE'LL SET SOMETHING UP.

>> Jon: GREAT. YOU EXCITED?

A LIFE-ENHANCEMENT COACH.

WHAT DO YOU SAY, SAD POOPER?

ARE YOU READY TO BE ENHANCED?

YOU KNOW, IF WE PUT A FLAT

SCREEN ON THE CEILING, WE COULD

JUST WATCH TV LIKE THIS.

>> HE'S HERE.

>> Jon: COME ON.

COME ON. COME ON.

[ ELEVATOR BELL DINGS ]

[ MID-TEMPO INDIAN MUSIC PLAYS ]

>> WHERE'S THE CENTER OF THIS

ROOM?

>> Jon: UM, I DON'T KNOW

EXACTLY.

UH...

>> SHH!

JON AND DAVID WILL BEGIN THEIR

NEW LIVES FROM HERE...

LIKE A PEBBLE DROPPED INTO A

POND, RIPPLING OUTWARD.

THINK OF THE NEW EXPERIENCES.

THE JOY!

THE HURT!

[ Laughing ] THE LAUGHTER!

>> Jon: [ LAUGHS ]

>> THE PAIN.

>> Jon: OHH.

>> THE LOVE.

JON, DAVID...

T.B.

I'M THE GLAZE.

I'M SO SORRY ABOUT SUSAN.

>> Jon: THANK YOU FOR SAYING SO.

>> I UNDERSTAND A CERTAIN

SOMEONE IS HAVING TROUBLE

DEALING WITH THE LOSS.

>> Jon: YEAH.

DAVID'S HAVING A TOUGH TIME.

>> AND I UNDERSTAND YOU'VE HAD

TROUBLE REMEMBERING HER NAME.

>> Jon: YES.

>> SHH!

JON, DAVID IS VULNERABLE RIGHT

NOW.

HE NEEDS HIS MOTHER.

>> Jon: HIS MOTHER IS DEA--

>> SHH.

BUT HER ENERGY IS STILL HERE --

INSIDE OF YOU.

YOU NEED TO CHANNEL THAT ENERGY,

REROUTE IT, AND BE BOTH FATHER

AND MOTHER TO DAVID.

CAN I SEE THE DRESS THAT YOU

CREAMED YOURSELF WITH?

>> Jon: THERE'S ORANGE SLICES IN

HERE.

PLEASE DO NOT TRADE THEM.

>> David: HOW LONG ARE WE DOING

THIS?

>> HOWEVER LONG IT TAKES, DAVID.

WE DON'T WANT TO ASSIGN A

TIMELINE TO YOUR HEALING.

ON DAYS OF THE WEEK THAT YOU

USED TO SPEND WITH YOUR MOTHER,

I WANT YOU TO THINK OF HIM AS

"MOM."

>> Jon: YES, AND ON WEEKENDS,

I'LL BE DAD.

>> JON AND I HAVE DISCUSSED THE

POSSIBILITY OF HIM GETTING A

LITTLE TATTOO OF A VAGINA RIGHT

NEXT TO HIS PENIS -- WHATEVER

WILL HELP YOU VISUALIZE HIM AS

MOTHER.

>> David: YEAH, THAT WILL NOT BE

NECESSARY AT ALL.

>> Jon: WELL, HAVE A GOOD DAY AT

SCHOOL.

>> DAVID'S COMING DOWN.

[ RADIO CHATTER ]

>> Jon: WELL, I GUESS HE'S AT

THAT AGE.

DOESN'T WANT TO KISS HIS MOM.

[ CHUCKLES ]

[ SIGHS ]

IT WOULD BE NICE IF HE THANKED

ME FOR THE LUNCH I MADE, THOUGH.

>> DON'T MAKE THIS ALL ABOUT

YOUR KIDS, JON.

IT'S THE BIGGEST MISTAKE MOMS

MAKE.

SUSAN HAD A LIFE OUTSIDE THIS

HOME.

PERHAPS YOU SHOULD THINK ABOUT

THAT, HMM?

>> Jon: WHAT, LIKE A MOM'S DAY

OUT OR SOMETHING?

>> EXACTLY!

TAKE TIME TO PAMPER YOURSELF.

LOOK AFTER MOM FOR ONCE.

[ UP-TEMPO MUSIC PLAYS ]

>> * MOM'S DAY OUT

* MOM'S DAY OUT

* TAKING CARE OF YOURSELF

* TIME FOR PAMPERING, NOT FOR

DOUBTS *

* LEAVE YOUR WORRIES ON THE

SHELF *

* MOM'S DAY OUT

* MOM'S DAY OUT

>> MY PAPA -- HE DOESN'T THINK

I'M MAN ENOUGH TO START MY OWN

BUSINESS.

HE DOESN'T EVEN KNOW I AM A MAN!

>> YOU'RE TOTALLY...

>> I AM A MAN!

>> YOU'RE SUCH A MAN.

[ CELLPHONE RINGING ]

>> UGH, HOLD ON.

[ BEEP ]

DA!

>> Yvgeny, where are you?

Papa give go-ahead to kill Jon.

We're heading out no--

[ BEEP ]

>> IT'S ONE OF MY MEN ASKING FOR

PERMISSION TO KILL SOME GUY.

I'LL CALL HIM BACK.

[ LAUGHS ]

>> POWER IS SO SEXY.

>> I HAVE TO TELL YOU SOMETHING.

>> WHAT?

>> I HAVE TO TELL YOU

SOMETHING.

>> YOU DON'T WANT TO HAVE SEX

WITH ME?

>> NO.

I AM A VIRGIN!

>> YOU ARE?

>> Jon: [ Slurring ] LOOK HOW --

LOOK HOW BEAUTIFUL THE CITY IS

THIS EVENING.

IT'S THE BIG APPLE!

>> LOOK, JON, IT'S BEEN A LONG

DAY.

>> Jon: YOU KNOW WHAT I COULD GO

FOR RIGHT ABOUT NOW?

I WANT SUSAN'S HAND.

COME ON.

WHICH ONE IS SUSAN'S HAND?

COME ON.

YOU WANT TO SEE SOMETHING, T.B.?

YOU WATCHING WHAT'S HAPPENED?

WHAT DO YOU THINK ABOUT THIS?

OH.

STUPID DRESS!

[ COUGHING ]

>> YOU ALL RIGHT?

>> Jon: TOO MUCH PINOT GRIGIO!

YOU THINK I'M SEXY IN SUSAN'S

BODY?

[ HUMMING ]

* SEXY BODY

WHAT YOU LOOKING AT?

YOU LOOK AT ME.

I'M TALKING TO YOU.

[ TIRES SCREECH ]

>> JON, GET DOWN!

>> HEY, GET A ROOM, FREAKS!

[ GLASS BREAKING ]

>> Jon: I GOT TO THROW UP.

>> SO, YOU HAD A LITTLE SCARE

FROM THE BAD GUYS, AND IT SHOOK

YOU UP.

>> Jon: NO.

WHAT SHOOK ME UP WAS T.B.

OVERREACTING TO NOTHING.

>> WOULD YOU RATHER BE DEAD?

>> Jon: YOU DO THE MATH.

>> JON, THIS IS WHAT I LIKE TO

CALL A LIFE-TINI.

TAKE IT.

NO, YOU DON'T DRINK IT!

LIFT UP YOUR NOSE FLAP.

>> Jon: OH.

>> YEAH.

BREATHE IT IN.

[ INHALES DEEPLY ]

GOOD BOY.

[ EXHALES DEEPLY ]

NOW, WE'VE CLEARLY HELPED CURE

DAVID.

BUT THERE'S STILL ONE PERSON

WHOSE FEAR IS DEVOURING HIS

SOUL.

AND IF HE DOESN'T HELP HIMSELF

QUICKLY -- CONFRONT THIS THING

HEAD-ON -- THEN IT'S ONLY A

MATTER OF TIME BEFORE HE BEGINS

HIS SWIFT DESCENT INTO COMPLETE

MADNESS.

>> Jon: YEAH, T.B.'S PRETTY

TIGHTLY WOUND.

>> NO, NOT T.B.

>> Jon: WE HAVE TO HELP DAVID A

LITTLE MORE?

>> NO! YOU.

YEAH.

>> Jon: MY GOD.

>> MM-HMM.

>> Jon: OH, MY GOD.

YOU'RE RIGHT.

I-I HAVE TO SELL THIS LOFT.

IT -- IT'S TOO PAINFUL FOR ME TO

STAY HERE.

IT'S BEEN DRIVING ME CRAZY --

ME!

>> YES!

NOW, THAT'S THE JON I'VE BEEN

WAITING TO HEAR FROM.

>> Jon: I MEAN, DON'T -- DON'T

GET ME WRONG.

I'M HAPPY TO HAVE MY SWEET LOFT,

FINALLY, BUT NOT AT THE EXPENSE

OF SUSAN'S DEATH.

>> NO!

I'VE JUST BEEN TALKING TO THE

JON THAT'S IN HERE!

AND NOW I'M TALKING TO THE JON

THAT'S UP HERE!

WHAT HAPPENED?!

>> Jon: WHAT?

>> SHH!

I'M NOT TALKING TO YOU!

I'M TALKING TO YOU.

I'LL WORK WITH YOU FOR A

ONE-YEAR MINIMUM.

$50,000 A MONTH.

I'LL BE AVAILABLE 24 HOURS A

DAY.

BUT DON'T YOU ANSWER ME HERE.

I WANT YOU TO ANSWER ME...

HERE.

>> Jon: OKAY.

>> OKAY.

>> Jon: GOOD.

>> GOOD!

>> Jon: YES.

>> RIGHT.

I WANT YOU TO THINK ABOUT YOUR

OVERALL PEACE OF MIND AS A

MENTAL TRIANGLE.

YOU'VE GOT YOUR FINANCIAL

SECURITY WITH THE MONEY.

YOU'VE GOT YOUR MENTAL SECURITY

WITH ME.

NOW HOW DO WE GO ABOUT FINDING A

PLACE FOR YOU TO BE HAPPY ABOUT

YOUR PHYSICAL SECURITY?

>> Jon: LOOK, T.B., I'M COOL

WITH YOU BEING MY BODYGUARD,

OKAY?

I AM.

I JUST FEEL LIKE I NEED

SOMETHING EXTRA.

>> NOW, YOU KNOW I CAN'T GO IN

THERE WITH YOU.

>> Jon: [ SIGHS ]

I KNOW.

>> JON, I'M WARNING YOU.

ONCE YOU STEP FOOT IN THERE,

THERE'S NO GOING BACK.

>> HE SAY MOST INTRIGUING OFFER.

BUT MIRMINSKY SON VERY STRONG.

WHAT IS YOUR QUARREL?

>> Jon: HE KILLED MY EX-WIFE.

>> HE SAY SITUATION DELICATE.

OUR FAMILY CANNOT MOVE WITHOUT

PROVOCATION.

OUR AGREEMENT MUST BE SECRET OR

DEAL IS OFF.

>> Jon: TELL HIM...

I AGREE...

AND I HAVE MUCH RESPECT FOR THE

WANG CHO FAMILY AND GANG.

>> HE SAY YOUR WIFE WILL BE

AVENGED.

>> Jon: HOW DO YOU SAY "WALL" IN

CHINESE?

>> "CHONG."

>> Jon: NO, NO, NO, NO, NO.

CHONG. CHONG.

FOR YOUR CHONG. HUH?

FOR THE CHONG.

>> [ GRUNTING ]

>> SUPER FUN.

LOOK AT YOU GO!

>> GET DRESSED, YVGENY.

PAPA'S BEEN KILLED.

>> OH, NO!

[ CRYING ]

I AM A MAN NOW, PAPA!

[ CRYING CONTINUES ]

I'M A MAN!

>> JON...

THROW THE PEBBLE INTO THE

BURNING POND.

I'M HERE, JON, TO HELP GUIDE YOU

THROUGH ALL YOUR LIFE'S RIPPLES.

>> Jon: LIPPLES.

>> WHAT?

>> Jon: LIFE'S RIPPLES --

LIPPLES.

>> YES.

LIPPLES.

>> Jon: [ SIGHS ]

LET THE LIPPLES BEGIN!

OH, MY GOD.

OH, BOY.

HOW'D YOU GET IN HERE?

>> PATRIARCH OF MIRMINSKY FAMILY

DIE IN PRISON.

POOR OLD MAN HAVE

SLIPSY-WHOOPSIE IN THE SHOWER.

>> Jon: I WANTED SERGEI DEAD,

NOT THE FATHER!

>> TO KILL DRAGON, YOU SEVER THE

HEAD, NOT THE ARM.

YOU PAID FOR BLOOD, AND NOW THE

DEBT WE SHARESY-WARESY.

IF I WERE YOU, I WOULD CONSIDER

PAYING ANOTHER MILLION FOR

PROTECTION IN THE WAKE OF THESE

EVENTS.

IS THAT A VAGINA?

>> Jon: YEAH.

IT'S MY DEAD EX-WIFE'S BEAV.

>> [ INHALES DEEPLY ]

SMELLS DELICIOUS.

>> JON MUST DIE.

NOW THAT YOUR PAPA IS DEAD, WHY

WAIT?

>> JON WILL DRIVE WANG CHOS

CUCKOO-BANANAS UNTIL THEY SCREAM

FOR HIS RELEASE.

THEN WE STRIKE!

THIS IS HOW WE HONOR PAPA'S

MEMORY -- THE DESTRUCTION OF

WANG CHOS, THEN JON!

IF YOU DO NOT LIKE NEW PLAN,

TAKE IT UP WITH NEW HEAD OF

MIRMINSKY FAMILY.

[ LIVELY RUSSIAN MUSIC PLAYS ]

>> * YOU'RE GONE FOREVER

* IT'S VERY HARD TO SAY

GOODBYE *

* BUT WHEN THE MOB UP AND KILLS

YOU *

* WHAT CAN YOU DO BUT CRY

* FOR SUSAN?

* FOR SUSAN