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Only one more Would You Wrather?
till our 500th.
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Lookin' awesome!
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Thanks. I've been doing
two jumping jacks every morning.
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Tank top season
is right around the corner.
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I was talking about our rocket car.
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I suppose it's also impressive.
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It better be.
It's the centerpiece for our 500th.
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Fred, I thought we agreed
on the number 21.
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You can't call something the Fred Rocket
and not have it be flashy.
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We're not calling it the Fred Rocket.
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My glorious noodle says otherwise.
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Can I take this off now?
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No! Cooper's still reeling from Cami
quitting the show and that's helping.
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I promise you, that is not helping.
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Like you'd wear it better.
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Look. Do I like the fact Cami
abandoned Would You Wrather?
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No. But it's done.
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Now we just got to crush
this without her, which we will.
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Oh, hey, you guys.
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Oh, hello, Cameron.
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You look well.
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Coop, I said I was sorry.
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Got it.
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Hey, that thing looks heavy.
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-You might wanna strengthen--
-Cami. You just focus on your dance team.
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I don't need your help.
Would You Wrather? is in very good hands.
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Can you believe her?
Trying to toss out suggestions--
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No!
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I haven't even painted
on my trademark dimples.
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[theme music playing]
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♪ Would you rather lose your phone ♪
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♪ Or give up pizza for a month ♪
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♪ Share your diary with the world ♪
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♪ Or have to eat it for your lunch ♪
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♪ Sing out of tune to your friends ♪
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♪ Or trip and fall into your crush ♪
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♪ Shave your head, paint it red ♪
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♪ Or use your dog's toothbrush ♪
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♪ We need a little Q and A ♪
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♪ Come on, Wratherheads, play along ♪
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-♪ Would you rather do this ♪
-♪ Would you rather do this ♪
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-♪ Or would you rather do that ♪
-♪ Would you rather do that ♪
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♪ Don't matter what we do ♪
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♪ We're doing it with you ♪
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♪ I'd rather do that ♪
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♪ Ask the world ♪
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-♪ Would you rather do this ♪
-♪ Would you rather do this ♪
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-♪ Or would you rather just dance ♪
-♪ Or would you rather just dance ♪
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♪ No matter what we doWe're doing it with you ♪
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♪ I'd rather do that ♪
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Ask the world!
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♪ Would you rather do that? ♪
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Great lunch, Mom. [chuckles]
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It's just peanut butter and jelly,
but I'll take the praise.
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PB and J, they're a good pair, and loyal.
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Bet you'd never see jelly leave
peanut butter to run off and pursue dance.
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I told you he was a mess.
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I haven't felt this awkward
since Fred found out
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he wasn't invited to my birthday dinner.
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I came for the unlimited breadsticks
and left with a feeling of betrayal.
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Coop, you think I wanted to quit?
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This isn't easy for me.
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And also, I'm not jelly. You're jelly.
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I'm peanut butter, baby!
I'm sticky and shaped like a shell!
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Okay, you're both peanut butter.
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Cooper, I know this is hard on you,
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but can you try and be
a little more supportive of your sister?
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It's fine, I get it.
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I'll just grab my bag
and meet you in the car.
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-Where are you going?
-Cami has dance practice.
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[scoffs] All you do these days
is shuttle her to practices.
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-I guess we know who the favorite is.
-Cooper!
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Be fair!
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Wait. Why do I always have
to take the bus to violin lessons?
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If we're doing this now,
I have sensed you pulling away lately.
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No one is a favorite.
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It's just a busy week.
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This Tara girl
is all about winning Regionals.
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They're working on a new move.
It goes like this.
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I don't think it does.
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I'm gonna go work on those dimples.
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I was gonna ask you to take me to pick up
some stuff for my 499th show,
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but I guess you're too busy.
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Look, I'm sorry I can't be everywhere
at once, I'm doin' my best, sweetie.
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I'll take you after, okay?
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Thanks, Mom.
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Wow, it is going to be a busy few days.
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Charlotte,
can you help me look after Ollie?
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Sure, Mom, no problem.
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Well, it may be a bigger problem
than you're used to.
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He's not taking baths,
and he's refusing to eat any veggies.
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Bigfoot never took a bath or ate veggies.
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He always says that.
I don't know what it means!
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Well, don't worry.
Bigfoot's never met the Full Charlotte.
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I'll break him. To my whistle drawer.
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Hang in there, sweetie.
You're gonna be fine.
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Mom. I'm already fine.
I don't need Cami to do Would You Wrather?
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-[clattering]
-[Fred screams]
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Rocket car down again!
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-That's code for "Everything's great."
-[Fred] It landed on my toe.
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My foot modeling career!
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Uh, code for "We don't need Cami back."
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-[Fred] We need Cami back.
-Stop talking!
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[upbeat music playing]
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How fun is this?!
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Oh, I get it.
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I'm the newbie, gotta earn my stripes
to hang out with the dance crowd.
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I'll win you over. Just you wait.
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Are you thinking what I'm thinking?
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-What are you thinking?
-You were!
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I was thinking,
"I wonder what she's thinking!"
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We're like brain sisters.
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Guys, our mermaid theme
is gonna blow the roof off the place.
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After practice, give me your sizes
so I can order our costumes.
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Also, I need volunteers to make
the fake coral pieces.
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Tara.
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Jenna Wrather, Cami's mom.
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Look, uh, if you need an assistant coach,
I may know where you could find one.
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Is she a mom? Is she a dancer?
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Maybe... she's both.
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Okay.
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Uh, I'm just... trying
to get to the speaker.
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She saw it, she knows.
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This is so exciting! I can't believe
we're gonna be dancing at Regionals.
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Yeah, yeah, it's great.
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Hey, would you rather drink
ice water out of here
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or that fountain out there?
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Uh, this cooler, I guess.
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Aah, in that case, would you rather
fill up a blue cup or your water bottle?
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-Vote now.
-You sure you're not missing
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Would You Wrather? 'cause you seem
like your head is elsewhere.
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Not literally. That'd be like,
"What? She has no head."
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I'm fine. In fact, it's great not having
to organize and manage all those tasks.
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Oh! Tara! I would like to volunteer
to organize and manage all your tasks.
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I know a great coral guy,
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and I could take over
the costume stuff, too.
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If you think you can handle it, thanks.
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I just have one more favor to ask.
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Yeah, name it.
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Get your mom to stop doing The Robot.
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Men, this is our 499th Would You Wrather?
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During the last few days,
we were asked to dig deep.
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No one gave me a shovel.
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Stay with me, little buddy.
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[sighs] In a few minutes, we'll prove
to everyone that no one person is bigger
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than Would You Wrather?
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Yesterday, you said you were the show.
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Please stop talking!
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What I need from you,
my friends, is the loyalty,
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dedication, and cool factor
you've always brought to this livestream.
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Yes, captain, my captain.
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All right, let's get ready
for human pinwheel or human pinball.
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Ollie, climb into your ball.
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-[whistle tweets]
-Halt!
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I'm in charge of Ollie,
and there will be none of this
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until he eats his veggies
and takes his bath.
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Try and get me, Veggie Police!
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Can we please do this? I'm sweating.
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Charlotte, put the fan on him.
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Ah, that's refreshing.
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Hey, Wratherheads!
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[voice modulator]
The countdown to 500 continues.
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Today is number 499! Here we go.
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Would you rather be a human pinwheel
or a human pinball?
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-[Ollie screams]
-Cooper! Look out!
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[grunts]
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Great, 499 is a total bust.
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Good news, gang.
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I completely removed
the grass stain from my jorts.
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This day keeps getting worse.
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These tortilla chips taste terrible.
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Ollie, those are pieces of my pinwheel.
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Starting to see why I can't poop.
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How many pieces have you eaten?
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What number would make you happy?
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Let's go.
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I busted a camera, we broke a pinwheel,
and I destroyed a ball.
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I can't do this without Cami.
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[sighs] I'm shutting down
Would You Wrather? for good.
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I'm done.
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Our next Would You Wrather?
will be number 500.
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You absolutely,
positively cannot quit now.
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I can, and I am.
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But the Wratherheads have been there
to help us with so many decisions.
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They got me to rethink my man bun.
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The truth is I miss Cami.
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She was my partner.
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I brought the big ideas
and she made them happen.
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And I, of course, brought...
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laughter for the gents
and eye candy for the ladies!
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Do you need me to write it down?
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Not anymore. I'll be in my room.
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I can't let this happen.
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Fred, what are you doing?
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Coop wants to shut down the show,
but I won't let him.
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No Would You Wrather?
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But what if you decide
to get a man bun again?
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Thank you!
Cami's at practice, Coop's in his room.
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I'm livestreaming. You in?
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As a great man once said, "Sure."
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00:10:14,542 --> 00:10:16,582
Hey, Wratherheads,
just a quick question.
200
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The Fredster and the O-Dog
are desperate.
201
00:10:19,583 --> 00:10:21,963
No, Tina15, I'm not referring
to my jean shorts.
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I'm on Team Tina.
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A friend of ours wants to quit something
that we know is very important to him.
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How do we convince him he shouldn't?
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Lot of comments coming in.
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Wish I could read better.
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"Remind him why it's important."
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"Use any means necessary."
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00:10:39,917 --> 00:10:41,917
PsychoTed has an interesting take.
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"A fruit basket always says
'I'm watching you.'"
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You're on point today, Theodore.
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You guys gave me an idea.
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Thanks, Wratherheads.
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Let me pay you back
with a new segment I'm calling
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"The Joke Corner with Foxy Freddie."
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Joke number one:
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Why did the duck fail
out of medical school?
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I don't know, because he was a duck?
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-[rock music playing]
-Aw, forget it.
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Oh, Tara.
That assistant offer still stands.
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Clearly someone is ready to go
at the drop of a beat. Wha-what?
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Uh-huh.
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Uh, maybe we can discuss
this after the snack break?
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Moms?
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Snacks? I wasn't told...
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Yeah, they're cough drops.
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Keep lookin' at me, I boxed in college.
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One and two and three and four.
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Five and six and seven and eight.
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How... could... Cooper...
end... the... show?
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I... don't... know,
but... this... is... fun.
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Let's... talk... like...
this... all... the... time.
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I just wish he would've talked
to me about it first.
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-Cami.
-Hey, Tara.
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Holla.
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-What?
-I don't know.
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Relax, I just wanted to tell you
how great you're doing.
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You've hit every dance move
I've thrown at you.
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I also love the coral pieces
you got for our routine.
240
00:12:18,667 --> 00:12:20,537
I hope those mermaid costumes
are just as good.
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00:12:20,625 --> 00:12:23,625
They will be. Gary's Costume Barn
is delivering them tomorrow.
242
00:12:23,709 --> 00:12:25,829
Awesome, keep up the great work.
243
00:12:25,917 --> 00:12:27,957
-Yeah.
-Okay, snack break!
244
00:12:29,834 --> 00:12:33,384
Ooh... your... mom...
has... brought... cough... drops.
245
00:12:38,542 --> 00:12:40,632
Ollie, I figured out a way
to save Would You Wrather?
246
00:12:40,709 --> 00:12:42,669
and get Cami back on the show.
247
00:12:43,417 --> 00:12:45,537
What do you mean,
how did I get your number?
248
00:12:48,625 --> 00:12:52,955
Charlotte? Why are my nostrils so happy?
249
00:12:53,709 --> 00:12:55,629
Maybe 'cause I'm making chocolate.
250
00:12:55,709 --> 00:12:58,039
Chocolate, you say?
251
00:12:58,959 --> 00:13:02,789
I'm tired of arguing about vegetables,
so I'm making you chocolate for lunch.
252
00:13:02,875 --> 00:13:06,665
Eat it or don't. Either way, I don't care.
253
00:13:08,542 --> 00:13:09,582
This is good.
254
00:13:10,750 --> 00:13:13,130
Hmm. Do you like it? Do you love it?
255
00:13:13,208 --> 00:13:14,748
It's awesome!
256
00:13:14,834 --> 00:13:16,924
But I can't tell what the crunchy part is.
257
00:13:17,000 --> 00:13:18,540
Oh. You wanna know
what the crunchy part is?
258
00:13:18,625 --> 00:13:20,875
Because I'd-I'd be happy to tell you.
259
00:13:20,959 --> 00:13:22,629
-It's broccoli!
-[gasps]
260
00:13:22,709 --> 00:13:25,749
Fresh-cut, green as grass broccoli.
261
00:13:25,834 --> 00:13:29,334
-You're a warlock!
-A warlock's a man. You mean witch.
262
00:13:29,417 --> 00:13:30,747
So, you admit it!
263
00:13:31,709 --> 00:13:34,289
But now you've had your veggies.
[chuckles]
264
00:13:35,542 --> 00:13:37,382
Something's happening.
265
00:13:37,458 --> 00:13:39,418
Body... twitching.
266
00:13:39,500 --> 00:13:41,750
Insides... turning.
267
00:13:41,834 --> 00:13:44,004
Must... go poopies.
268
00:13:46,542 --> 00:13:48,582
Veggies down, bath to go.
269
00:13:50,250 --> 00:13:51,290
Hey, Cooper.
270
00:13:51,375 --> 00:13:53,325
Hey. I'll be in the den, doing homework.
271
00:13:53,417 --> 00:13:55,127
Wait. Sit down.
272
00:13:56,625 --> 00:13:57,455
[clears throat]
273
00:13:57,542 --> 00:13:58,712
I heard you're ending your show.
274
00:13:59,417 --> 00:14:00,247
How'd you know?
275
00:14:00,333 --> 00:14:02,673
Fred and Ollie talked to the Wratherheads.
276
00:14:02,750 --> 00:14:05,170
First, it was kind of cute,
but then Fred started dancing
277
00:14:05,250 --> 00:14:07,750
and things got sad quickly.
278
00:14:07,834 --> 00:14:10,254
Well, it's true. I'm done.
279
00:14:12,959 --> 00:14:15,039
Do you remember
the first Would You Wrather? you ever did?
280
00:14:15,834 --> 00:14:17,674
Not exactly, no.
281
00:14:17,750 --> 00:14:21,880
I do. You were sitting right there
in that chair. Remember?
282
00:14:23,125 --> 00:14:28,205
It was after Dad died, and I hadn't smiled
for a really long time.
283
00:14:29,166 --> 00:14:31,916
-Yeah, I remember that.
-Mm-hmm.
284
00:14:32,542 --> 00:14:36,332
Mom was really worried about me,
but she was dealing with a lot of stuff.
285
00:14:36,875 --> 00:14:40,165
-It was a hard time.
-Yeah, it was.
286
00:14:40,250 --> 00:14:42,460
I was just sitting here
after dinner one night,
287
00:14:42,542 --> 00:14:47,502
just staring at my plate,
when you ran in and said,
288
00:14:47,583 --> 00:14:49,793
"Would you rather have
hamburger buns for ears,"
289
00:14:49,875 --> 00:14:52,955
-or--
-"Or French fries for eyebrows"?
290
00:14:53,041 --> 00:14:55,831
For some reason, I said French fries.
291
00:14:55,917 --> 00:14:57,497
So you ran out, and came back
292
00:14:57,583 --> 00:15:00,423
with French fries
taped over your eyebrows.
293
00:15:00,500 --> 00:15:03,540
It was the first time
I'd laughed in over a month.
296
00:15:04,166 --> 00:15:07,250
They were crinkle-cut. It was funny.
294
00:15:07,333 --> 00:15:11,003
No... you were funny.
295
00:15:11,083 --> 00:15:13,003
You know how to make people smile.
296
00:15:13,083 --> 00:15:14,293
You have a gift.
297
00:15:16,000 --> 00:15:17,250
Even without Cami's help,
298
00:15:17,333 --> 00:15:19,333
maybe don't walk away
from that so quickly.
299
00:15:21,500 --> 00:15:23,380
I'm not sure I ever
thanked you for that day.
300
00:15:23,458 --> 00:15:25,378
You just did.
301
00:15:25,458 --> 00:15:26,668
Thanks for looking out for me.
302
00:15:28,250 --> 00:15:29,540
That's what siblings do.
303
00:15:34,208 --> 00:15:36,748
Okay, people,
because I'm the only one around here
304
00:15:36,834 --> 00:15:38,794
who seems willing to take any action--
305
00:15:38,875 --> 00:15:40,665
Why are you wearing only socks?
306
00:15:40,750 --> 00:15:43,290
I fell asleep on the bus
and someone took my shoes, okay?
307
00:15:44,542 --> 00:15:46,922
But the point is,
I just saved Would You Wrather?
308
00:15:47,000 --> 00:15:49,380
Actually, Charlotte just did.
309
00:15:51,375 --> 00:15:54,165
Fred, you ready to livestream
our epic 500th?
310
00:15:54,250 --> 00:15:56,420
Whoa, you mean without Cami?
311
00:15:56,500 --> 00:15:59,920
We'll miss her,
but you and I can rise to that challenge.
312
00:16:00,542 --> 00:16:04,132
And if Cami wants to focus on dance,
we'll support her 100%.
313
00:16:04,208 --> 00:16:06,288
Unless someone did
something insanely stupid
314
00:16:06,375 --> 00:16:09,035
that's gonna definitely get her
kicked off of her dance team.
315
00:16:10,083 --> 00:16:12,753
Fred... what did you do?
316
00:16:12,959 --> 00:16:14,829
[whimpering, panting]
This is a two-hander!
317
00:16:17,291 --> 00:16:20,461
-The costumes are here!
-Yay! Mermaid power!
318
00:16:20,542 --> 00:16:23,922
How cool are we gonna look
when we put these babies on?
319
00:16:26,375 --> 00:16:28,785
And realize they could only fit a baby!
320
00:16:28,875 --> 00:16:30,205
What happened?
321
00:16:30,959 --> 00:16:34,079
Regionals are tomorrow! What did you do?
322
00:16:34,166 --> 00:16:36,706
What did she do? She crushed it!
323
00:16:36,792 --> 00:16:38,422
This is so gonna work.
324
00:16:44,750 --> 00:16:48,000
Our whole routine was centered around us
looking like mermaids.
325
00:16:48,083 --> 00:16:49,633
Now, we have no theme.
326
00:16:49,709 --> 00:16:52,669
Plus, everyone's
totally blaming me for this.
327
00:16:53,458 --> 00:16:56,828
Fred feels horrible for sabotaging
the costume order.
328
00:16:56,917 --> 00:16:57,997
And he's scared.
329
00:16:58,083 --> 00:16:59,923
-[cats meowing]
-He's actually gone into hiding.
330
00:17:00,000 --> 00:17:03,210
Cooper, I can hear him watching
cat videos in the bathroom.
331
00:17:03,291 --> 00:17:06,751
[screaming] Cover blown!
332
00:17:08,834 --> 00:17:11,834
I don't know what to do.
I mean, Tara just wants to drop out and...
333
00:17:12,792 --> 00:17:14,962
I shouldn't be bothering you
with my dance problems.
334
00:17:15,041 --> 00:17:16,961
[sighs] Look.
335
00:17:17,041 --> 00:17:19,331
I felt burned when
you quit Would You Wrather ?
336
00:17:19,417 --> 00:17:21,627
But I was just being stupid.
337
00:17:21,709 --> 00:17:23,919
So we're not doing
the show together anymore.
338
00:17:24,000 --> 00:17:25,710
You're still my sister and I want to help.
339
00:17:26,792 --> 00:17:29,382
Thanks. That means a lot.
340
00:17:29,458 --> 00:17:30,998
That's what siblings do.
341
00:17:32,583 --> 00:17:34,463
Forgot my power cord!
342
00:17:35,709 --> 00:17:37,169
Don't kill me!
343
00:17:39,500 --> 00:17:41,500
Charlotte says
you may not be performing tomorrow?
344
00:17:41,583 --> 00:17:44,463
Don't worry, her team's performing
and they're gonna be great.
345
00:17:44,542 --> 00:17:45,922
[sighs] Good.
346
00:17:46,000 --> 00:17:50,580
Because I just made ridiculously amazing,
glow-in-the-dark "Go Cami" signs
347
00:17:50,667 --> 00:17:53,917
that I'm gonna shove
in those perky dance moms' faces.
348
00:17:55,250 --> 00:17:56,920
I mean...
349
00:17:57,000 --> 00:17:59,290
use to support my wonderful daughter.
350
00:18:02,959 --> 00:18:05,209
Cooper, we're not gonna be great.
351
00:18:05,291 --> 00:18:07,421
We have no costumes. No theme.
352
00:18:07,500 --> 00:18:10,130
You just can't put something together
the night before.
353
00:18:10,208 --> 00:18:12,248
I can't, but you can.
354
00:18:12,917 --> 00:18:16,707
Pulling off complicated,
cool stuff under pressure is what you do.
355
00:18:17,250 --> 00:18:19,040
That is kind of true.
356
00:18:19,125 --> 00:18:20,245
Did that sound cocky?
357
00:18:20,333 --> 00:18:21,713
-A little bit.
-Don't care.
358
00:18:23,250 --> 00:18:27,580
Okay, let's get all the girls
over here and fix this.
359
00:18:27,667 --> 00:18:29,787
-Even if it takes all night.
-There it is!
360
00:18:29,875 --> 00:18:31,825
You guys just need to come up
with a new theme.
361
00:18:32,625 --> 00:18:35,205
-I've got a ton of fake coral.
-We can work with that.
362
00:18:35,291 --> 00:18:36,921
-Okay.
-What else?
363
00:18:37,875 --> 00:18:39,285
You can use my rocket car!
364
00:18:39,375 --> 00:18:42,625
Coop, no. You got that
especially for the big 500th.
365
00:18:42,709 --> 00:18:44,249
Helping you is bigger.
366
00:18:44,333 --> 00:18:47,583
And between you, me,
the Wratherheads and Fred,
367
00:18:47,667 --> 00:18:50,127
we're gonna come up with an idea
that's gonna make your dance epic.
368
00:18:51,166 --> 00:18:52,956
I also forgot my juice box!
369
00:18:53,709 --> 00:18:55,669
-[screaming]
-[thuds]
370
00:19:04,917 --> 00:19:07,827
Hey, I will not sit here
while you all give me the stink eye
371
00:19:07,917 --> 00:19:10,627
because you think my little girl
messed up the costumes.
372
00:19:14,208 --> 00:19:17,128
Okay, every seat is taken,
so I will sit here, but I won't like it.
373
00:19:20,917 --> 00:19:24,127
[announcer] Next up, from North Plains,the NPC Dance Company.
374
00:19:24,208 --> 00:19:27,128
[cheering]
375
00:19:32,625 --> 00:19:34,165
Nice signs.
376
00:19:34,250 --> 00:19:35,710
I think they're signs.
377
00:19:35,792 --> 00:19:37,922
I can't really read them,
they're so small.
378
00:19:44,875 --> 00:19:45,825
[snaps fingers]
379
00:19:47,625 --> 00:19:50,915
[electronic music playing]
380
00:19:51,000 --> 00:19:52,130
♪ Rock! ♪
381
00:20:02,583 --> 00:20:04,383
♪ Uh! Rock, rock ♪
385
00:20:04,458 --> 00:20:06,583
♪ ♪
382
00:20:06,667 --> 00:20:08,287
♪ Rock, rock ♪
383
00:20:08,375 --> 00:20:11,205
Doing both those jumping jacks
finally paid off!
384
00:20:14,417 --> 00:20:16,207
♪ Feelin' good, good, good, good ♪
385
00:20:16,291 --> 00:20:18,081
♪ Feelin' good,good, good, good ♪
386
00:20:18,166 --> 00:20:19,826
♪ Feelin' good, good, good, good ♪
387
00:20:19,917 --> 00:20:21,747
♪ Feelin' good,good, good, good ♪
388
00:20:21,834 --> 00:20:23,674
♪ Feelin' good, good, good, good ♪
389
00:20:23,750 --> 00:20:25,290
♪ Feelin' good,good, good, good ♪
390
00:20:25,375 --> 00:20:27,125
♪ Feelin' good, good, good, good ♪
391
00:20:28,750 --> 00:20:31,170
♪ Uh! Feelin' good, good, good, good ♪
392
00:20:31,250 --> 00:20:33,210
♪ Feelin' good,good, good, good ♪
393
00:20:33,291 --> 00:20:35,251
♪ Feelin' good, good, good, good ♪
394
00:20:37,291 --> 00:20:38,961
[music ends]
395
00:20:39,041 --> 00:20:42,501
[cheering]
396
00:20:53,083 --> 00:20:54,583
So proud of my bestie!
397
00:20:55,291 --> 00:20:57,881
-[giggling]
-Hey.
398
00:20:57,959 --> 00:21:00,829
That was genius, you saved us.
399
00:21:00,917 --> 00:21:03,957
Thanks, but I can't take all the credit.
My brother came up with the alien theme.
400
00:21:04,041 --> 00:21:05,631
The asteroids were a nice touch.
401
00:21:05,709 --> 00:21:08,379
Oh! That was the Wratherheads.
402
00:21:08,458 --> 00:21:10,788
All you guys really came through.
403
00:21:11,709 --> 00:21:14,249
Tara, I know you didn't want me
doing Would You Wrather?
404
00:21:14,333 --> 00:21:16,213
because you thought it'd be a distraction,
405
00:21:16,291 --> 00:21:17,421
but I'm hoping you can see
406
00:21:17,500 --> 00:21:20,170
I'd be an even more
valuable teammate because of it.
407
00:21:20,875 --> 00:21:22,625
I'm sorry, but I want to do both.
408
00:21:22,709 --> 00:21:24,459
I need to do both.
409
00:21:25,250 --> 00:21:28,250
I'm good with whatever
keeps you on the team.
410
00:21:31,834 --> 00:21:34,044
Honey, that was amazing!
411
00:21:34,125 --> 00:21:35,665
I'm so proud of you!
412
00:21:37,083 --> 00:21:38,293
Thanks, Mom.
413
00:21:38,375 --> 00:21:42,245
Your sign was... big.
414
00:21:42,333 --> 00:21:44,883
Can you believe the cool moms
had the audacity
415
00:21:44,959 --> 00:21:47,669
to invite me to their fancy
little barbecue next weekend?
416
00:21:47,750 --> 00:21:49,130
You should go.
417
00:21:49,208 --> 00:21:52,078
Of course I'm going.
I'm inner circle, baby!
418
00:21:54,792 --> 00:21:56,082
Come on, let's go!
419
00:22:02,458 --> 00:22:03,748
[Cooper] Hello?
420
00:22:06,834 --> 00:22:08,964
Can some one get me down?
421
00:22:09,041 --> 00:22:09,921
Please?
422
00:22:13,125 --> 00:22:15,535
Hey, Wratherheads.
Coop and Cami are back!
423
00:22:15,625 --> 00:22:16,455
With Fred!
424
00:22:16,542 --> 00:22:17,582
[both] With Fred.
425
00:22:18,500 --> 00:22:21,040
I know we promised
a big Would You Wrather? for number 500,
426
00:22:21,125 --> 00:22:22,665
but plans got changed.
427
00:22:22,750 --> 00:22:24,960
Someone reminded me
why we do this show.
428
00:22:27,917 --> 00:22:29,917
So we decided to bring it back to family.
429
00:22:30,000 --> 00:22:31,330
You're up, Charlotte.
430
00:22:31,417 --> 00:22:33,077
Greetings, Wratherheads.
431
00:22:33,166 --> 00:22:34,956
Hi, Caleb. [chuckles]
432
00:22:35,041 --> 00:22:37,671
Why aren't you working
on your biology homework, mister?
433
00:22:38,208 --> 00:22:39,918
Be embarrassing on your own time.
434
00:22:41,583 --> 00:22:45,753
Neve, are you working
on your biology homework?
435
00:22:46,291 --> 00:22:48,711
Charlotte, please ask the question.
436
00:22:48,792 --> 00:22:51,632
So we're here today
to pose a very difficult question
437
00:22:51,709 --> 00:22:56,539
and, as always, Ollie will play along.
[chuckles]
438
00:22:56,625 --> 00:22:58,495
It's what I do.
439
00:22:58,583 --> 00:23:00,833
Mom, this one's dedicated to you.
440
00:23:01,583 --> 00:23:04,543
So here it is: would you rather
go through a human car wash
441
00:23:04,625 --> 00:23:07,075
or go through a human car wash?
442
00:23:08,208 --> 00:23:10,038
Oh, Charlotte.
443
00:23:10,125 --> 00:23:11,955
Use your noodle!
444
00:23:12,041 --> 00:23:13,581
That's the same question.
445
00:23:14,542 --> 00:23:15,752
What do you know!
446
00:23:15,834 --> 00:23:17,174
Human car wash wins.
447
00:23:17,250 --> 00:23:19,630
Wait! This is a trap!
448
00:23:19,709 --> 00:23:22,129
Looks like you're finally
getting clean, little fella.
449
00:23:22,208 --> 00:23:24,958
What? No. No!
450
00:23:25,917 --> 00:23:26,747
[chuckling]
451
00:23:28,375 --> 00:23:31,705
Getting him clean
while doing a Would You Wrather?
452
00:23:31,792 --> 00:23:33,332
Pure genius!
453
00:23:33,417 --> 00:23:34,957
Full Charlotte for the win.
454
00:23:35,041 --> 00:23:38,131
Worst Would You Wrather? ever!
455
00:23:39,917 --> 00:23:41,327
[Cooper] I'm peanut butter, baby!
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