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Only one more Would You Wrather? till our 500th.

Lookin' awesome!

Thanks. I've been doing two jumping jacks every morning.

Tank top season is right around the corner.

I was talking about our rocket car.

I suppose it's also impressive.

It better be. It's the centerpiece for our 500th.

Fred, I thought we agreed on the number 21.

You can't call something the Fred Rocket and not have it be flashy.

We're not calling it the Fred Rocket.

My glorious noodle says otherwise.

Can I take this off now?

No! Cooper's still reeling from Cami quitting the show and that's helping.

I promise you, that is not helping.

Like you'd wear it better.

Look. Do I like the fact Cami abandoned Would You Wrather?

No. But it's done.

Now we just got to crush this without her, which we will.

Oh, hey, you guys.

Oh, hello, Cameron.

You look well.

Coop, I said I was sorry.

Got it.

Hey, that thing looks heavy.

-You might wanna strengthen-- -Cami. You just focus on your dance team.

I don't need your help. Would You Wrather? is in very good hands.

Can you believe her? Trying to toss out suggestions--

No!

I haven't even painted on my trademark dimples.

[theme music playing]

♪ Would you rather lose your phone ♪

♪ Or give up pizza for a month ♪

♪ Share your diary with the world ♪

♪ Or have to eat it for your lunch ♪

♪ Sing out of tune to your friends ♪

♪ Or trip and fall into your crush ♪

♪ Shave your head, paint it red ♪

♪ Or use your dog's toothbrush ♪

♪ We need a little Q and A ♪

♪ Come on, Wratherheads, play along ♪

-♪ Would you rather do this ♪ -♪ Would you rather do this ♪

-♪ Or would you rather do that ♪ -♪ Would you rather do that ♪

♪ Don't matter what we do ♪

♪ We're doing it with you ♪

♪ I'd rather do that ♪

♪ Ask the world ♪

-♪ Would you rather do this ♪ -♪ Would you rather do this ♪

-♪ Or would you rather just dance ♪ -♪ Or would you rather just dance ♪

♪ No matter what we do We're doing it with you ♪

♪ I'd rather do that ♪

Ask the world!

♪ Would you rather do that? ♪

Great lunch, Mom. [chuckles]

It's just peanut butter and jelly, but I'll take the praise.

PB and J, they're a good pair, and loyal.

Bet you'd never see jelly leave peanut butter to run off and pursue dance.

I told you he was a mess.

I haven't felt this awkward since Fred found out

he wasn't invited to my birthday dinner.

I came for the unlimited breadsticks and left with a feeling of betrayal.

Coop, you think I wanted to quit?

This isn't easy for me.

And also, I'm not jelly. You're jelly.

I'm peanut butter, baby! I'm sticky and shaped like a shell!

Okay, you're both peanut butter.

Cooper, I know this is hard on you,

but can you try and be a little more supportive of your sister?

It's fine, I get it.

I'll just grab my bag and meet you in the car.

-Where are you going? -Cami has dance practice.

[scoffs] All you do these days is shuttle her to practices.

-I guess we know who the favorite is. -Cooper!

Be fair!

Wait. Why do I always have to take the bus to violin lessons?

If we're doing this now, I have sensed you pulling away lately.

No one is a favorite.

It's just a busy week.

This Tara girl is all about winning Regionals.

They're working on a new move. It goes like this.

I don't think it does.

I'm gonna go work on those dimples.

I was gonna ask you to take me to pick up some stuff for my 499th show,

but I guess you're too busy.

Look, I'm sorry I can't be everywhere at once, I'm doin' my best, sweetie.

I'll take you after, okay?

Thanks, Mom.

Wow, it is going to be a busy few days.

Charlotte, can you help me look after Ollie?

Sure, Mom, no problem.

Well, it may be a bigger problem than you're used to.

He's not taking baths, and he's refusing to eat any veggies.

Bigfoot never took a bath or ate veggies.

He always says that. I don't know what it means!

Well, don't worry. Bigfoot's never met the Full Charlotte.

I'll break him. To my whistle drawer.

Hang in there, sweetie. You're gonna be fine.

Mom. I'm already fine. I don't need Cami to do Would You Wrather?

-[clattering] -[Fred screams]

Rocket car down again!

-That's code for "Everything's great." -[Fred] It landed on my toe.

My foot modeling career!

Uh, code for "We don't need Cami back."

-[Fred] We need Cami back. -Stop talking!

[upbeat music playing] How fun is this?!

Oh, I get it.

I'm the newbie, gotta earn my stripes to hang out with the dance crowd.

I'll win you over. Just you wait.

Are you thinking what I'm thinking?

-What are you thinking? -You were!

I was thinking, "I wonder what she's thinking!"

We're like brain sisters.

Guys, our mermaid theme is gonna blow the roof off the place.

After practice, give me your sizes so I can order our costumes.

Also, I need volunteers to make the fake coral pieces.

Tara.

Jenna Wrather, Cami's mom.

Look, uh, if you need an assistant coach, I may know where you could find one.

Is she a mom? Is she a dancer?

Maybe... she's both.

Okay.

Uh, I'm just... trying to get to the speaker.

She saw it, she knows.

This is so exciting! I can't believe we're gonna be dancing at Regionals.

Yeah, yeah, it's great.

Hey, would you rather drink ice water out of here

or that fountain out there?

Uh, this cooler, I guess.

Aah, in that case, would you rather fill up a blue cup or your water bottle?

-Vote now. -You sure you're not missing

Would You Wrather? 'cause you seem like your head is elsewhere.

Not literally. That'd be like, "What? She has no head."

I'm fine. In fact, it's great not having to organize and manage all those tasks.

Oh! Tara! I would like to volunteer to organize and manage all your tasks.

I know a great coral guy,

and I could take over the costume stuff, too.

If you think you can handle it, thanks.

I just have one more favor to ask.

Yeah, name it.

Get your mom to stop doing The Robot.

Men, this is our 499th Would You Wrather?

During the last few days, we were asked to dig deep.

No one gave me a shovel.

Stay with me, little buddy.

[sighs] In a few minutes, we'll prove to everyone that no one person is bigger

than Would You Wrather?

Yesterday, you said you were the show.

Please stop talking!

What I need from you, my friends, is the loyalty,

dedication, and cool factor you've always brought to this livestream.

Yes, captain, my captain.

All right, let's get ready for human pinwheel or human pinball.

Ollie, climb into your ball.

-[whistle tweets] -Halt!

I'm in charge of Ollie, and there will be none of this

until he eats his veggies and takes his bath.

Try and get me, Veggie Police!

Can we please do this? I'm sweating.

Charlotte, put the fan on him.

Ah, that's refreshing.

Hey, Wratherheads!

[voice modulator] The countdown to 500 continues.

Today is number 499! Here we go.

Would you rather be a human pinwheel or a human pinball?

-[Ollie screams] -Cooper! Look out!

[grunts]

Great, 499 is a total bust.

Good news, gang.

I completely removed the grass stain from my jorts.

This day keeps getting worse.

These tortilla chips taste terrible.

Ollie, those are pieces of my pinwheel.

Starting to see why I can't poop.

How many pieces have you eaten?

What number would make you happy?

Let's go.

I busted a camera, we broke a pinwheel, and I destroyed a ball.

I can't do this without Cami.

[sighs] I'm shutting down Would You Wrather? for good.

I'm done.

Our next Would You Wrather? will be number 500.

You absolutely, positively cannot quit now.

I can, and I am.

But the Wratherheads have been there to help us with so many decisions.

They got me to rethink my man bun.

The truth is I miss Cami.

She was my partner.

I brought the big ideas and she made them happen.

And I, of course, brought...

laughter for the gents and eye candy for the ladies!

Do you need me to write it down?

Not anymore. I'll be in my room.

I can't let this happen.

Fred, what are you doing?

Coop wants to shut down the show, but I won't let him.

No Would You Wrather?

But what if you decide to get a man bun again? Thank you! Cami's at practice, Coop's in his room.

I'm livestreaming. You in?

As a great man once said, "Sure."

Hey, Wratherheads, just a quick question.

The Fredster and the O-Dog are desperate.

No, Tina15, I'm not referring to my jean shorts.

I'm on Team Tina.

A friend of ours wants to quit something that we know is very important to him.

How do we convince him he shouldn't?

Lot of comments coming in.

Wish I could read better.

"Remind him why it's important."

"Use any means necessary."

PsychoTed has an interesting take.

"A fruit basket always says 'I'm watching you.'"

You're on point today, Theodore.

You guys gave me an idea.

Thanks, Wratherheads.

Let me pay you back with a new segment I'm calling

"The Joke Corner with Foxy Freddie."

Joke number one:

Why did the duck fail out of medical school?

I don't know, because he was a duck?

-[rock music playing] -Aw, forget it.

Oh, Tara. That assistant offer still stands.

Clearly someone is ready to go at the drop of a beat. Wha-what?

Uh-huh.

Uh, maybe we can discuss this after the snack break?

Moms?

Snacks? I wasn't told...

Yeah, they're cough drops.

Keep lookin' at me, I boxed in college.

One and two and three and four.

Five and six and seven and eight.

How... could... Cooper... end... the... show?

I... don't... know, but... this... is... fun.

Let's... talk... like... this... all... the... time.

I just wish he would've talked to me about it first.

-Cami. -Hey, Tara.

Holla.

-What? -I don't know.

Relax, I just wanted to tell you how great you're doing.

You've hit every dance move I've thrown at you.

I also love the coral pieces you got for our routine.

I hope those mermaid costumes are just as good.

They will be. Gary's Costume Barn is delivering them tomorrow.

Awesome, keep up the great work.

-Yeah. -Okay, snack break!

Ooh... your... mom... has... brought... cough... drops.

Ollie, I figured out a way to save Would You Wrather?

and get Cami back on the show.

What do you mean, how did I get your number?

Charlotte? Why are my nostrils so happy?

Maybe 'cause I'm making chocolate.

Chocolate, you say?

I'm tired of arguing about vegetables, so I'm making you chocolate for lunch.

Eat it or don't. Either way, I don't care.

This is good.

Hmm. Do you like it? Do you love it?

It's awesome!

But I can't tell what the crunchy part is.

Oh. You wanna know what the crunchy part is?

Because I'd-I'd be happy to tell you.

-It's broccoli! -[gasps]

Fresh-cut, green as grass broccoli.

-You're a warlock! -A warlock's a man. You mean witch.

So, you admit it!

But now you've had your veggies. [chuckles]

Something's happening.

Body... twitching.

Insides... turning.

Must... go poopies.

Veggies down, bath to go.

Hey, Cooper.

Hey. I'll be in the den, doing homework.

Wait. Sit down.

[clears throat]

I heard you're ending your show.

How'd you know?

Fred and Ollie talked to the Wratherheads.

First, it was kind of cute, but then Fred started dancing

and things got sad quickly.

Well, it's true. I'm done.

Do you remember the first Would You Wrather? you ever did?

Not exactly, no.

I do. You were sitting right there in that chair. Remember?

It was after Dad died, and I hadn't smiled for a really long time.

-Yeah, I remember that. -Mm-hmm.

Mom was really worried about me, but she was dealing with a lot of stuff.

-It was a hard time. -Yeah, it was.

I was just sitting here after dinner one night,

just staring at my plate, when you ran in and said,

"Would you rather have hamburger buns for ears,"

-or-- -"Or French fries for eyebrows"?

For some reason, I said French fries.

So you ran out, and came back

with French fries taped over your eyebrows.

It was the first time I'd laughed in over a month. They were crinkle-cut. It was funny.

No... you were funny.

You know how to make people smile.

You have a gift.

Even without Cami's help,

maybe don't walk away from that so quickly.

I'm not sure I ever thanked you for that day.

You just did.

Thanks for looking out for me.

That's what siblings do.

Okay, people, because I'm the only one around here

who seems willing to take any action--

Why are you wearing only socks?

I fell asleep on the bus and someone took my shoes, okay?

But the point is, I just saved Would You Wrather?

Actually, Charlotte just did.

Fred, you ready to livestream our epic 500th?

Whoa, you mean without Cami?

We'll miss her, but you and I can rise to that challenge.

And if Cami wants to focus on dance, we'll support her 100%.

Unless someone did something insanely stupid

that's gonna definitely get her kicked off of her dance team.

Fred... what did you do?

[whimpering, panting] This is a two-hander!

-The costumes are here! -Yay! Mermaid power!

How cool are we gonna look when we put these babies on?

And realize they could only fit a baby!

What happened?

Regionals are tomorrow! What did you do?

What did she do? She crushed it!

This is so gonna work.

Our whole routine was centered around us looking like mermaids.

Now, we have no theme.

Plus, everyone's totally blaming me for this.

Fred feels horrible for sabotaging the costume order.

And he's scared.

-[cats meowing] -He's actually gone into hiding.

Cooper, I can hear him watching cat videos in the bathroom.

[screaming] Cover blown!

I don't know what to do. I mean, Tara just wants to drop out and...

I shouldn't be bothering you with my dance problems.

[sighs] Look.

I felt burned when you quit Would You Wrather ?

But I was just being stupid.

So we're not doing the show together anymore.

You're still my sister and I want to help.

Thanks. That means a lot.

That's what siblings do.

Forgot my power cord!

Don't kill me!

Charlotte says you may not be performing tomorrow?

Don't worry, her team's performing and they're gonna be great.

[sighs] Good.

Because I just made ridiculously amazing, glow-in-the-dark "Go Cami" signs

that I'm gonna shove in those perky dance moms' faces.

I mean...

use to support my wonderful daughter.

Cooper, we're not gonna be great.

We have no costumes. No theme.

You just can't put something together the night before.

I can't, but you can.

Pulling off complicated, cool stuff under pressure is what you do.

That is kind of true.

Did that sound cocky?

-A little bit. -Don't care.

Okay, let's get all the girls over here and fix this.

-Even if it takes all night. -There it is!

You guys just need to come up with a new theme.

-I've got a ton of fake coral. -We can work with that.

-Okay. -What else?

You can use my rocket car!

Coop, no. You got that especially for the big 500th.

Helping you is bigger.

And between you, me, the Wratherheads and Fred,

we're gonna come up with an idea that's gonna make your dance epic.

I also forgot my juice box!

-[screaming] -[thuds]

Hey, I will not sit here while you all give me the stink eye

because you think my little girl messed up the costumes.

Okay, every seat is taken, so I will sit here, but I won't like it.

[announcer] Next up, from North Plains, the NPC Dance Company.

[cheering]

Nice signs.

I think they're signs.

I can't really read them, they're so small.

[snaps fingers]

[electronic music playing]

♪ Rock! ♪

♪ Uh! Rock, rock ♪ ♪ ♪

♪ Rock, rock ♪

Doing both those jumping jacks finally paid off!

♪ Feelin' good, good, good, good ♪

♪ Feelin' good, good, good, good ♪

♪ Feelin' good, good, good, good ♪

♪ Feelin' good, good, good, good ♪

♪ Feelin' good, good, good, good ♪

♪ Feelin' good, good, good, good ♪

♪ Feelin' good, good, good, good ♪

♪ Uh! Feelin' good, good, good, good ♪

♪ Feelin' good, good, good, good ♪

♪ Feelin' good, good, good, good ♪

[music ends]

[cheering]

So proud of my bestie!

-[giggling] -Hey.

That was genius, you saved us.

Thanks, but I can't take all the credit. My brother came up with the alien theme.

The asteroids were a nice touch.

Oh! That was the Wratherheads.

All you guys really came through.

Tara, I know you didn't want me doing Would You Wrather?

because you thought it'd be a distraction,

but I'm hoping you can see

I'd be an even more valuable teammate because of it.

I'm sorry, but I want to do both.

I need to do both.

I'm good with whatever keeps you on the team.

Honey, that was amazing!

I'm so proud of you!

Thanks, Mom.

Your sign was... big.

Can you believe the cool moms had the audacity

to invite me to their fancy little barbecue next weekend?

You should go.

Of course I'm going. I'm inner circle, baby!

Come on, let's go!

[Cooper] Hello?

Can some one get me down?

Please?

Hey, Wratherheads. Coop and Cami are back!

With Fred!

[both] With Fred.

I know we promised a big Would You Wrather? for number 500,

but plans got changed.

Someone reminded me why we do this show.

So we decided to bring it back to family.

You're up, Charlotte.

Greetings, Wratherheads.

Hi, Caleb. [chuckles]

Why aren't you working on your biology homework, mister?

Be embarrassing on your own time.

Neve, are you working on your biology homework?

Charlotte, please ask the question.

So we're here today to pose a very difficult question

and, as always, Ollie will play along. [chuckles]

It's what I do.

Mom, this one's dedicated to you.

So here it is: would you rather go through a human car wash

or go through a human car wash?

Oh, Charlotte.

Use your noodle!

That's the same question.

What do you know!

Human car wash wins.

Wait! This is a trap!

Looks like you're finally getting clean, little fella.

What? No. No!

[chuckling]

Getting him clean while doing a Would You Wrather?

Pure genius!

Full Charlotte for the win.

Worst Would You Wrather? ever!

[Cooper] I'm peanut butter, baby!