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Cami, we're all set up for the "Would You Rather!"

Cami: Just give me a second!

Poor thing. I know firsthand how much it stings

to not make a dance team.

When did you try out for a dance team?

I'm still not ready to talk about it.

Well, don't worry. Cami's fine.

Then where is she? This dunk tank

full of barbershop hair is calling my name.

Did you cut the sleeves off your jumpsuit?

If you work out, you gotta show it.

Fred: I hear ya, brother.

(grunting)

I've decided to not steal your thunder.

Cami, what's taking you so long? Are you sure you're okay?

Something tells me she's not okay.

And also, this is not a good place to stand.

All right, you just threw all your dance stuff out the window.

This can't be the first time you've tried

really hard at something and then didn't get it.

Don't need this anymore!

Fred: Ow!

Or maybe it is the first time.

Charlotte, it's not that big of a deal!

Just doing a little spring cleaning.

Oh, you seem like you're in a really good place.

Ah!

Mom!

This could be a while.

Maybe we should just cancel this "Would You Rather."

Cancel all you want, I'm going in!

(contraption clanking)

Should've kept my mouth closed!

(coughing)

(theme song playing)

♪ Would you rather lose your phone ♪

♪ Or give up pizza for a month ♪

♪ Share your diary with the world ♪

♪ Or have to eat it for your lunch ♪

♪ Sing out of tune to your friends ♪

♪ Or trip and fall into your crush ♪

♪ Shave your head, paint it red ♪

♪ Or use your dog's toothbrush ♪

♪ We need a little Q and A ♪

♪ Come on Wrather-heads, play along ♪

♪ Would you rather do this ♪

♪ Would you rather do this ♪

♪ Or would you rather do that ♪

♪ Would you rather do that ♪

♪ Don't matter what we do ♪

♪ We're doing it with you ♪

♪ I'd rather do that ♪

♪ Ask the world ♪

♪ Would you rather do this ♪

♪ Would you rather do this ♪

♪ Or would you rather just dance ♪

♪ Or would you rather just dance ♪

♪ No matter what we do ♪

♪ We're doing it with you ♪

♪ I'd rather do that ♪

Ask the world!

♪ Would you rather do that? ♪

♪ ♪

Any luck with Cami?

She'll be down soon.

I feel bad. She's had to learn a valuable lesson the hard way.

We don't always get what we want in life.

Remember that when my math test comes back.

He's never leaving home, is he?

I hope Cami's feeling better.

We're only a few episodes away from our big 500th.

I'm calling it...

(voice modulated): Countdown to 500!

(modulated): This makes my voice sound like that.

Yeah, I got that.

All right, Cami's here!

Here, there-- wherever!

Okay! Go time.

Hey, Wratherheads!

Get ready for some extreme "Would You Wrathers!"

As we... (modulated) Countdown to 500!

Well, that's already getting old.

So stay tuned for the best "Would You Wrathers" ever!

We have so many ideas

we don't even know where to start.

So who's got ideas, 'cause I got nothing.

I've got one. Turn off the camera.

Cami, are you okay? You didn't say anything.

The show needs you, 'cause these apple cheeks

are only gonna get us so far.

You, sir, are too kind.

You know, Cami, whenever I feel bad,

Lil Fred helps me out.

And because I knew you could use a smile,

I went out and got you this.

Please meet Lil Cami.

And Cami rips the head off in 3... 2...

Thanks, Fred. I like her.

(as Lil Cami): Hey, maybe the four of us can go dancing someday!

Even though you're not a very good dancer.

I think this is what they call "rock bottom".

Shh, just let the magic of puppetry happen.

Hey, Cooper, Fred, puppets!

Cami, I found out why you didn't make the dance team.

Delaware, it's okay. I've moved on.

(as Lil Cami): We both have.

I'm not picking a favorite,

but I'm gonna talk to Big Cami if that's okay.

Tara only wants dancers who are fully committed,

and she knows how busy you are with "Would You Wrather."

So it's not about my dancing?

No, Tara said you crushed the audition!

Which isn't to say you wouldn't have.

If Tara doesn't think I can handle

the dance team and the show,

then she has a lot to learn about Cami Wrather!

-Yes! Cami's back! -(Fred screaming)

Lil Cami, not so much.

♪ ♪

Fellas, I promised the Wratherheads something awesome,

and then this masterpiece just dropped into our laps. It's beautiful!

(crying): I wish Lil Cami were here to see this.

I found it in the dumpster outside of Gary's Optic Barn.

Who would throw this out? Not me!

(baby talk): 'Cause who's a good nose?

You are! Yes, you are!

You guys give it a good clean while I think of

the best way to use such a magnificent schnozzle.

Everyone, Charlotte's about to tell you something,

and it seems to be really important to her,

so you have to act excited.

(gasping) I've got news!

Way to go, Charlotte!

-We knew you could do it! -Thanks for sharing!

I haven't said anything yet.

There's more?

Do you guys remember Tracy Krueger?

World famous gymnast? She went to our school?

She's being inducted into our Hall of Fame,

and guess who they've named as student ambassador

to oversee her visit.

Did they give it to Chloe Williams?

She's so nice.

No, it's me. I'm the student ambassador.

Oh, I feel bad for Chloe. We should text her.

This isn't about Chloe!

She's right! Tell her I said hi.

Tracy's gonna be here for two days.

I've already got her visitor pass laminated

and her schedule planned to the second,

which I've also laminated.

I've laminated everything in my bedroom. (laughing)

Well, that is exciting!

And if everything goes well,

I'll be named student ambassador for the rest of the year!

That's the news, guys.

Oh.

-Way to go, Charlotte! -We knew you could do it!

I'm not doing this again.

Congratulations, honey.

And congratulations, Cooper,

for putting a giant nose on my house!

I can't wait to see what you do with it!

I think I just figured it out!

Tracy Krueger is exactly who we need for our Countdown to 500.

She'll start the "Would You Wrather" off

with a front-flip half-twist

that triggers the nose to blow out snot all over Ollie!

You wanna take North Plains' most famous graduate

and use her in a snot machine stunt?

You see the genius in it, too.

I have Tracy on a tight schedule.

She doesn't have time to do your show.

Now, if you'll excuse me, I'm going

to cartwheel out of here Tracy-style.

♪ ♪

When we find Tara, let me do the talking.

She said she works out here,

which means, technically, she's not fully committed

to dance 'cause she skates, too! (gasping)

-You could use that against her! -I don't skate.

I'm going to stop talking now.

There's a dance video game I like to try out moves on.

Plus, HatesToLose06 keeps taking my high score.

Sorry, that would be me.

That makes sense. You're a great dancer.

Hey, I get why you think I can't commit to the dance team.

"Would You Wrather" does take up a lot of time,

but trust me, I am a professional multi-tasker.

I promise you my heart is in this.

Just please give me a chance to prove I can do both.

I really don't like making exceptions.

Just please think about it,

and, here, this is for you.

I was doing origami the whole time we were talking.

Multi-tasker.

All right, you're in.

You've got one shot.

-Don't mess it up. -I won't.

Thank you, thank you! (squealing)

That origami you made was good!

Like impossibly good. How did you--?

Works every time!

♪ ♪

So, I bet a lot's changed here since you graduated.

I mean, look what the kids are wearing these days.

You do know I graduated last year.

Yes, I'm sorry. I'm just nervous. (laughing)

Okay, so, um, in three minutes

you have to address the 9th grade science class.

Clear the way, people! Celebrity coming through!

Charlotte, you don't have to do that in every room I enter.

I've had a great time so far.

Oh, remember to write that when you're filling out

my evaluation form, which you can do now!

Or later.

(sighing) You must think I'm off my balance beam.

And the judge from Russia gives that joke a perfect ten!

So, I'm gonna go to the bathroom now.

Oh! Yeah, that's not on the schedule until after lunch.

Actually, I'll make it work. Take your time.

It sort of is what it is.

And since it's gonna take a lot

to convince Tracy to do our show,

we're gonna win her over with this.

Please be a puppet, please be a puppet!

Where are you supposed to stick your hand?

It's not a puppet, it's a fish.

I went online and found out that Tracy likes sushi.

Tracy's not here, and she doesn't

have time to do your show.

Charlotte, we really need her!

And we wouldn't be asking if it weren't part of our...

(modulated): Countdown to 500! (laughing): That's starting to grow on me again.

I thought about it and...

(modulated): Still no.

You can't hide her forever.

Oof!

Why are you holding a fish?

It's part of a welcome basket,

which also includes this piece of gum!

(nervous laughing)

I usually like it with a wrapper,

but thanks!

♪ ♪

All right, girls. Here we go!

And 5, 6, 7, 8...

Keep it up, ladies!

Regionals will be here before we know it!

1, 2, 3, 4.

Delaware: I'm having fun now that you're here.

Even my dance face is gone!

Does it sound like I care? Do your job!

(slurred): I spoke too soon!

No, you're great. I was on the phone.

I'm having a mini-trampoline delivered to the house for our "Would You Wrather,"

and somehow they brought it here!

I need to sign for the package without Tara seeing me!

Tara: And 1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6, 7, 8...

1, 2, 3, 4, and 5, 6, 7, 8.

Keep going, ladies!

Thank you and here's your pen back!

♪ ♪

Years of French cooking camp,

and this guy's telling me how to make mucus.

You're in my world now!

Greener, thicker, let's go!

If I yell, it's only because I care.

Ollie's right, way too runny,

and why did I stick my hand in this?

I'll keep working on getting Tracy,

but you got the giant pepper shaker, right?

Huh? Sorry, I'm in charge of getting snacks for practice,

but don't worry, I'm on it. A giant salt shaker.

-Pepper! -Pepper, got it.

Butterfly?

Nice try but I know this trick.

I'm taking it because it's beautiful,

but I know this trick!

Oh, and I have the best surprise for Tracy!

It's the kind of thing that will make me

ambassador for the whole year

and maybe even get my name

mentioned in the morning announcements!

You have odd goals, honey, but I support you.

I made a tribute video for Tracy,

and I'm going to show it at the Hall of Fame ceremony after school tomorrow.

It's gonna be pretty packed,

so I don't know if I can save you any seats.

Oh, no, you can't just dangle that out there

and then pull it away!

Take it down a notch, Mom, or I will save you seats.

Cami, I know how we can get Tracy

for our epic schnozzle show!

Pam? What are you doing here?

Filling in. For the rest of the day, I'm Cami.

What? You can't take Cami's place.

Here! She left a message for you.

-(flick) -Ow!

It's like she never left.

♪ ♪

Thanks again for this amazing honor.

Woot woot! (nervous laugh)

It's been so...

Yeah, so anyways,

to show my gratitude, I would like to donate

the uniform that I wore when I won Nationals.

How about that, North Plains?

(applause)

Okay, I did everything you asked.

I took the batteries out of her remote,

swapped the videos,

-and flicked Fred in the ear. -Ow!

If Pam gets to do it, I get to do it.

Thanks Tracy, and I have a surprise for you!

I made a tribute of all your amazing accomplishments

from pre-school to Nationals.

We'll chat more at intermission. (laugh)

Lights!

(clicking)

-(click) -Huh?

(click)

I'm Cooper Wrather.

(epic music playing)

And I'm Lil Cami,

stepping in for Big Cami who couldn't be with us today.

What? This isn't my claymation version of your first handstand.

Coop: If you can believe it,

we're at 498 "Would You Wrathers!"

And we're going all out as we...

(low-pitched): Count down to 500!

(explosion)

(applause, cheering)

Coop: In a world of epic adventure,

-three daredevils-- -Fred: And Fred!

Coop: And Fred dare to ask

for answers to life's toughest questions.

That's my head! (giggle)

How great would it be to have someone like...

Tracy Krueger...

For an amazing "Would You Wrather"

at 9:00 AM tomorrow to help us as we...

(low-pitched) Count down to 500!

(explosion)

(cheering)

Tracy, I am so--

This is so cool!

I love the show! I think I have some time tomorrow morning--

You actually don't.

What do you think? Should I do it?

(cheering)

(techno music playing)

♪ ♪

Everything's working out perfectly.

Tracy's gonna do do the "Would You Wrather" tomorrow morning at 9:00 AM,

which should get me to rehearsal in plenty of time.

-(phone beeps) -Dance emergency people!

(sigh)

Melanie's out.

She rolled her ankle coming down the stairs this morning.

What did I say about stairs?

Ramps and elevators until after the competition!

Uh, my bedroom's on the second floor,

and we don't have an elevator or a ramp.

Sleep in the kitchen!

We need to change up the routine,

which means I am tripling the amount of practice.

Clear your schedules.

First new rehearsals is tomorrow at 9:00.

9:00? Seriously?

Is there a problem with 9:00?

No! I love 9:00!

Try to schedule everything I do at 9:00.

How am I going to be in two places at once?

How am I gonna sleep in the kitchen?

♪ ♪

♪ ♪

Guys, we gotta move faster!

Cami has to be at dance practice!

Shh, the snot master's testing.

We got up at the crack of dawn. This is my 27th batch.

You'll be making your 28th if you don't watch your tone!

Ugh, where's Tracy?

I don't know how much longer I can be at two places at once!

Here we are stretching, me and Cami!

-(groaning) Ow! -(chuckle)

Cami's a little stiff today.

Cami and I could use some more warm-up time. Right, Cami?

Cami says yes!

Five more minutes, everyone!

I begged Charlotte to have Tracy come earlier, but no!

Tracy's busy! Tracy's helping out an animal shelter!

Tracy has to sign autographs at a retirement home!

So selfish.

We're not ready yet anyway.

I have to make sure that when Tracy lands

on her side of the seesaw,

the pepper shaker sends a poof of pepper into the nostrils,

triggering the snot machine.

It's gonna be...

(high-pitched): epic!

Darn it.

(low-pitched): Epic!

(sigh)

-It's perfect. -Yes!

If anyone asks, I'll deny I said it,

but today,

you made me proud.

You... I...

Shh. I know, I know.

Oh good, I think they're here.

Ugh! Just Mom.

Oh, I know. Just Mom,

the person who pays for everything. No big deal.

Now, where's the best place to be for full snot flowage?

It's times like these I know we're related!

-Coop: Hey, it's Tracy! -Whoa.

She's here! Let's do this.

As your student ambassador, I advise against this.

These people aren't very bright.

I know, they're my family.

Tracy, it's so nice to finally meet you. I'm--

Fred! I loved watching you compete.

I, too, had a promising gymnastics career,

until a rogue holiday tree took out my hip.

People, we're on!

Hey, Wrather-Heads, welcome to 498!

As promised, we've got a special one for you today.

-'Cause it's part of-- -World Champ Tracy Krueger here.

Wave Tracy! That's too long. Okay!

Would you rather see Tracy make

our giant nose sneeze on Ollie by using

the vault or by doing a front flip half twist?

Half twist it is. Go now, Tracy!

Oh, Cami!

I think one of the tubes may not be connected.

Cooper, it's fine. Ready when you are, Tracy,

and by the way, you're ready!

♪ ♪

Um, did I do something wrong?

No! No, you're perfect.

-(sucking) -(scream)

Oh my...

I told her the nose wasn't ready.

You okay, sweetie?

Cami: I've had better days.

Don't worry, Tracy, I'll pick you out!

Or, we could try this.

Oh!

(groaning)

Oh... oh my...

Does anyone have a giant tissue?

I'll make you one.

Ugh!

Oh, I'm so late!

(groaning)

Well, there you have it!

See you next time for 499!

(click)

Didn't turn out as planned,

but I'd call it a success.

Oh, you would? Am I covered in snot?

-No... -Then, zip it!

(sigh) Sorry, I get like this when I'm not covered in snot.

♪ ♪

(panting)

You missed it.

Tara...

I'm... It won't happen again.

You're right. It won't.

I saw the "Would You Wrather."

You're a great dancer,

but it's clear you can't do both things.

I'm gonna leave it up to you.

Dance team, or "Would You Wrather."

Your choice. Let me know by tomorrow. ♪ ♪

So, here's the question.

If you had to choose,

would you rather keep doing something you've always loved,

or take a chance on something new?

♪ ♪

Coop,

we need to talk.

Oh, if it's about the snot machine, don't worry.

People loved it.

No. I'm quitting "Would You Wrather."

♪ ♪

Hey, sweetie.

Wanna sit down with me and two puppets? Please?

Still bummed about Tracy's visit?

Everything was a disaster.

The school's never gonna trust me again.

(doorbell rings)

Tracy? Your town car to the airport

should've left 12 and a half minutes ago.

I told the driver I needed to make a stop.

All my friends loved the "Would You Wrather."

I gave you top marks on the evaluation form.

(gasp) And you laminated it?

Actually, that's dried snot.

Still calling it a win.

Okay, then!

(laughing)

That worked out. Still think it was a disaster?

Lil Cami: You know what is a disaster?

Lil Fred: That outfit!

(screaming)

(laughing)

♪ ♪

Whee!

(boing)