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I can't believe all students
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are now required
to take an after-school club.
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When am I supposed to get my beauty rest?
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Come on, Fred, it's gonna be fun.
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I hope the Wratherheads
choose archaeology.
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I still don't understand
why you get the big shovel and I get this.
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Because when you tried to hold
the big shovel, you pulled a kidney.
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-Although, I'm not even sure--
-It's a thing.
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Look at me! I'm a mad scientist!
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Not really mad, this wig is a smile-maker.
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What's with Ollie? I thought our choices
were gonna be tennis or archaeology?
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I bought shovels!
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Mine came with a pail!
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Further proving why I changed
our club options to science or tennis.
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Come on, don't you want to dig up a mummy?
This is the way to go.
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Coop, science or tennis is the way to go.
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Trust me on this.
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Yeah. You're usually right.
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We'll do it your way.
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Can you get rid of this?
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Ugh! Second kidney down!
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Hey, Wratherheads! Mom's waiting for us
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in the car and told us to be quick,
so here it is:
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It's club sign-up day at school!
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So, we need your help.
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Would you rather do
science experiments or play tennis?
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Vote fast because we have to get to school
by 8:00 to sign up.
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Cool, lot of comments coming in.
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"Sign-ups started at 7:30."
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"Sign-ups started a half-hour ago."
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"Almost every club's full."
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Guys! I think we messed up
the sign up time.
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I knew you'd get there.
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Well, well, well.
I finally have you all to myself.
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Would you rather drink
this weird green stuff
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or this weird blue stuff?
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Ollie! To the car!
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This isn't over!
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We're too late.
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Everything we wanted is filled!
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But we have to pick something.
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This club has spots left!
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What is "school beautification"?
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Whatever it is, it can't be that bad.
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[orchestral hits]
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It's that bad!
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[theme music playing]
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♪ Would you rather lose your phone ♪
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♪ Or give up pizza for a month ♪
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♪ Share your diary with the world ♪
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♪ Or have to eat it for your lunch ♪
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♪ Sing out of tune to your friends ♪
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♪ Or trip and fall into your crush ♪
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♪ Shave your head, paint it red ♪
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♪ Or use your dog's toothbrush ♪
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♪ We need a little Q and A ♪
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♪ Come on, Wratherheads, play along ♪
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- ♪ Would you rather do this ♪
-♪ Would you rather do this ♪
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- ♪ Or would you rather do that ♪
- ♪ Would you rather do that ♪
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♪ Don't matter what we do ♪
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♪ We're doing it with you ♪
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♪ I'd rather do that ♪
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♪ Ask the world ♪
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-♪ Would you rather do this ♪
-♪ Would you rather do this ♪
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-♪ Or would you rather just dance ♪
-♪ Or would you rather just dance ♪
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♪ No matter what we doWe're doing it with you ♪
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♪ I'd rather do that ♪
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Ask the world!
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♪ Would you rather do that? ♪
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I didn't even know we had
an old student lounge on the second floor.
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I wish I still didn't.
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This is clearly
where sandwiches go to die.
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[whistle tweets]
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Less chitty-chat, more cleany-clean.
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And my gammy said
I couldn't pull off a sash.
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Fred, the only reason
Ms. Gazowski put you in charge
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is because you complimented
her orthopedic shoes.
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They were the perfect combo
of comfort and style.
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But Ms. G also knows I won't hesitate
to rat anyone out who doesn't help me turn
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this student lounge
into an awesome hangout.
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Aah! My life just flashed before my eyes!
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-Now that guy has the right idea.
-[whistle tweets]
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[Fred] Freeze, Evan!
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You already used your one bathroom break.
Clench your toes!
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Listen, my buddy texted me
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and said they added a few more spots
in the Drama Club.
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[Fred] And what, may I ask,
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does drama have
that beautification doesn't?
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You gonna make me say it?
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Auditions are later today.
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Save yourselves.
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Go ahead, leave!
Not everyone has the stomach--
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[screaming] Roach!
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Safety turtle!
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Just a friendly reminder,
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ice skates should not be substituted
as bowls for your nacho cheese.
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"And thou shall ne'er forsook
this visage."
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"Our strength will help us smite--"
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Do you know what any of this means?
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I wasn't even sure they were words.
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But what I do know
is that we're gonna crush our auditions.
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Bye-bye, beautification.
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The special birthday boy is here!
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-Hey, we saved you guys some tables.
-Oh, thanks.
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I can't believe
Ollie's having another birthday party.
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The first one was with his school friends.
These are his hockey friends.
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It's more of a birth-week than a birthday.
Hop on board, Charlotte.
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Wow, when I was a kid,
you had one simple party
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with all of your friends
and that was that.
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This generation
and their birth-weeks, so spoiled.
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We had to have separate parties.
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His hockey friends
scare his school friends.
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I don't know why.
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[both grunting]
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That might be why.
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But this is the last party
for the year, I promise.
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If you say so, Mom.
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[scoffs] Oh, just for the record,
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you all had amazing parties
when you were kids.
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Like when we took you to that water park.
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That was me.
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Okay, well, then how 'bout when we had
the petting zoo in the backyard?
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That was me.
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Don't you two have somewhere to go?!
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We doesn't-ith, milady.
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Maybe we do-ith.
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It's fine, Mom, I didn't need
all that fancy shmancy stuff, anyway.
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Hey, your parties were fancy.
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In fact, your fourth
was one crazy blowout.
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-You probably don't even remember.
-I don't.
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What kind of crazy blowout?
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Oh, wow. I mean, like,
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tons of kids,
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a princess...
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you know what else there was?
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A pony.
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I had a pony at my party?
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I stand corrected.
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-[phone beeps]
-Note to me: Stop lying to your children.
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-[phone voice] Sending text to children.
-No, no no, no, no, no!
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Oh, phew, that was close.
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When does that lame-o teacher get here,
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so we can see who snagged
the final spot in Drama Club?
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You're the teacher.
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We auditioned for you yesterday.
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I surprised you guys,
so I could get a real reaction.
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That's acting.
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So, Mr. Kramsky--
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Oh-oh! You dudes can call me K-Dogg.
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Nope.
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So, in this week's one act,
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playing the role of Princess Cecilia
will be Emily.
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Playing Don Julio will be the Evan-nator.
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But this is where it gets trick-ay
for old K-Dogg.
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Coop... you would make
a top-notch Count Stefano.
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Yes! I get to be the villain
who locks the princess in the tower!
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En garde!
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That's old-timey for "Watch your butt!"
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Hit the brakes, amigo,
'cause there's another actor
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who would be off the...
[sing-songy] hizz-ook!
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-Cami.
-What are you saying?
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There's only one role left to fill.
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Cami brings the "oomph,"
yet Cooper finds the feels.
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What to do?
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So...
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one of us gets to stay in drama
the entire semester,
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while the other has to go back
to cleaning up the disgusting lounge.
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[sighs] I'm sure K-Dogg
will make the right choice.
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That guy?
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Come on, Coop, you know how hard
it'd be for me to work under Fred.
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I really think me staying in drama
is the way to go.
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Trust me.
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[sighs] Okay, Cami.
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I guess the role's yours.
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Mr. Kramsky?
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Cooper and I agree
that I should play Count Stefano.
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Wow, look at you two,
taking the "drama" out of drama.
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Noise!
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So, do I have to go back
to beautification immediately or--
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Welcome back, grunt.
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Coop, I'm loving the gum scraping.
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Brian! Stop dripping paint,
or you lose all your Fred points!
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I can't believe I'm back here
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while Cami's rehearsing
to be a villain in an awesome play.
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Hate to say this,
but nobody here is surprised
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you gave the part to her.
You "Coop'd out."
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"Coop'd out"? What does that even mean?
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It's an expression,
you backed down to Cami,
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-just like you always do.
-I do not.
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Really? When you wanted to do
the Archaeology Club,
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but she wanted Science, what happened?
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-Well, we went with hers--
-In the morning,
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when you're waiting for your turn
in the bathroom, who gets to go first?
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Well, Cami, but she doesn't roll out
of bed looking like this.
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When you wanna watch hockey,
but she wants to watch a dance show...?
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Well, we usually watch the dance show,
but that's only because...
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I always Cooper out!
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It's "Coop'd out," copyright pending.
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Ally, I can see your fingerprints
all over that window!
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Don't make me get out of my wagon!
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Hey, Wratherheads, got a quick one.
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Would you rather get dirty
cleaning the school
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or fight dirty against a friend?
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FYI, cleaning the school
means major bonding time with yours truly.
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Thanks, Wratherheads.
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My days of Cooping out are over.
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Cooper, wait!
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Brian, turn my wagon around,
we got a runner.
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Nice try.
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You'll get plenty of cake at Chad's party,
so hands off my grown-up cookies.
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[whispering] I know where she keeps you.
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We will be together.
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Ooh, what you got there, sweetie?
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Just a box of old tapes. I wanted to watch
that video from my fourth birthday.
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[coughing] Mm!
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I totally forgot about those!
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[chuckles] Yeah.
There are so many tapes in here.
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I just need to go through the box.
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-Oh, well, that could take--
-Found it!
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No time at all!
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We should watch it now.
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A pony, in my backyard?
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I bet my little four-year-old face
is smiling the whole time!
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Oh, shoot! We can't watch it now.
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I have to take Ollie
to Chad's birthday party.
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-It's fine. I'll just watch it by myself.
-No!
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I wanna watch it with you!
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But I have so much to do today.
Between Chad's birthday
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and all these papers
I have to go through-- I know!
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Why don't you take Ollie,
I'll get all my work done,
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and then we can watch it together later?
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That sounds good.
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-What time's the party?
-Now.
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Ollie loves dodgeball, so don't be afraid
to stay until they close.
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Okay, bye, guys, have fun.
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[sighs]
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[phone beeping]
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Hi. Yes. I'd like to rent a pony
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because I've told a string of lies
to my eldest daughter.
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Take heed, Don Julio,
or you'll never see your princess again.
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I kinda feel like I would shackle
his legs here and feed him to the gators.
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Love the instincts, C-Money,
but it's only scene one.
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Might shorten the play.
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Great week, peeps.
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The performance is this afternoon
and someone's so confident,
244
00:11:25,583 --> 00:11:28,293
he's wearing his super-lit cowboy boots.
245
00:11:28,750 --> 00:11:30,540
Ha! Let's take five.
246
00:11:32,333 --> 00:11:34,543
All right, Fred, time to get my part back.
247
00:11:34,625 --> 00:11:37,035
Finally, you've been yammering
about it all week.
248
00:11:37,125 --> 00:11:39,245
Frankly, it's been affecting your mopping.
249
00:11:40,792 --> 00:11:42,582
I needed the perfect moment to strike.
250
00:11:42,667 --> 00:11:46,247
Last minute, so she can't retaliate.
You know what you're supposed to do?
251
00:11:46,333 --> 00:11:48,173
Cooper, you're talking
to a guy with a sash.
252
00:11:48,250 --> 00:11:50,000
Are you really asking that?
253
00:11:50,542 --> 00:11:53,462
I'm actually shocked you were willing
to leave the lounge unsupervised.
254
00:11:53,542 --> 00:11:55,172
Don't worry, I have it covered.
255
00:11:55,250 --> 00:11:58,710
I set up a nanny cam so I can make sure
everyone's still on track.
256
00:11:58,792 --> 00:12:00,422
[screams] They're destroying my wagon!
257
00:12:00,500 --> 00:12:02,540
I need to get back. Let's do this.
258
00:12:05,208 --> 00:12:07,828
There she is, the big star. Mint?
259
00:12:07,917 --> 00:12:09,877
-I'm good.
-You have to try one.
260
00:12:09,959 --> 00:12:12,079
It's like a winter wonderland
for your mouth.
261
00:12:12,166 --> 00:12:13,786
Hard pass.
262
00:12:13,875 --> 00:12:17,075
I'm trying to be nice.
Your breath smells like Ollie's feet.
263
00:12:18,083 --> 00:12:19,213
Next time, start with that.
264
00:12:20,792 --> 00:12:22,082
See ya!
265
00:12:23,166 --> 00:12:25,826
Yeah, Cami's been really sick.
266
00:12:25,917 --> 00:12:27,627
I'm pretty worried about her.
267
00:12:27,709 --> 00:12:29,879
Really? Cami!
268
00:12:29,959 --> 00:12:31,749
-You good?
-Yeah, I feel fine.
269
00:12:33,041 --> 00:12:34,291
She's hundo P.
270
00:12:35,625 --> 00:12:37,625
[sighs] What a scrappy, little trooper.
271
00:12:37,709 --> 00:12:40,249
I hope it hasn't become contagious.
272
00:12:40,333 --> 00:12:41,383
Contagious?
273
00:12:41,458 --> 00:12:43,878
It'd be such a shame
if she got everyone sick
274
00:12:43,959 --> 00:12:45,539
and the play had to be canceled.
275
00:12:45,625 --> 00:12:48,125
Whoa! That's no bueno.
276
00:12:48,208 --> 00:12:50,498
Well, as long as she's not frothing
from the mouth,
277
00:12:50,583 --> 00:12:52,083
-you should be fine.
-Ha.
278
00:12:55,834 --> 00:12:57,634
Froth! From her mouth!
279
00:13:01,583 --> 00:13:03,133
She's contagious!
280
00:13:03,208 --> 00:13:05,208
K-Dogg doesn't do germs!
281
00:13:09,542 --> 00:13:11,502
[kids yelling]
282
00:13:12,417 --> 00:13:14,997
There's nowhere to hide, Chad!
283
00:13:16,875 --> 00:13:18,075
[phone rings]
284
00:13:18,166 --> 00:13:19,576
That's weird, it's our neighbor.
285
00:13:20,709 --> 00:13:21,879
Hey, Mr. Brunell.
286
00:13:22,792 --> 00:13:24,212
Wait, a what?
287
00:13:24,291 --> 00:13:28,211
A donkey's chasing a magician
in our front yard?
288
00:13:28,291 --> 00:13:32,461
Hey, Lucas! This is for giving me
socks for my birthday!
289
00:13:33,667 --> 00:13:36,417
Yeah, Mr. Brunell,
I think I know what's going on.
290
00:13:36,500 --> 00:13:37,960
I'm just glad no one got hurt.
291
00:13:38,500 --> 00:13:41,460
Oh, I hear the siren,
I'll let you go. Bye!
292
00:13:41,542 --> 00:13:43,542
[air horn blares]
293
00:13:43,625 --> 00:13:46,375
Ollie, we have to get home.
I just caught Mom in a lie.
294
00:13:46,458 --> 00:13:48,668
She's setting up
yet another party for you.
295
00:13:48,750 --> 00:13:50,670
Isn't she the best?
296
00:13:52,250 --> 00:13:56,040
Aw, you were trying to hit me
with your teeny-weeny ball.
297
00:13:59,375 --> 00:14:03,075
You're all so privileged!
What's with all the anger?!
298
00:14:06,959 --> 00:14:08,629
But, Diane, I'm all set up
299
00:14:08,709 --> 00:14:10,709
to film my daughter's fake
fourth birthday party
300
00:14:10,792 --> 00:14:13,252
and all that's missing
are the four-year-olds you promised!
301
00:14:13,333 --> 00:14:16,633
Oh, they're napping.
Oh, well, in that case, wake them up!
302
00:14:16,709 --> 00:14:20,209
[sighs] Sorry, Princess,
this party's turned into a nightmare.
303
00:14:20,291 --> 00:14:24,001
The toddlers are late,
the pony's a donkey and the magician quit.
304
00:14:24,083 --> 00:14:25,543
I don't care if anyone shows up.
305
00:14:25,625 --> 00:14:28,165
My rate's the same
whether kids puke on me or not.
306
00:14:29,792 --> 00:14:33,632
-Lovely.
-[donkey braying]
307
00:14:34,750 --> 00:14:36,000
I'm not sick!
308
00:14:36,083 --> 00:14:38,673
It was from a trick mint
that Fred gave me!
309
00:14:38,750 --> 00:14:40,500
Cami, I can't take any chances.
310
00:14:40,583 --> 00:14:43,463
I'm trying out
for a Maroon 5 cover band this weekend.
311
00:14:43,542 --> 00:14:45,792
Soon to be Maroon 6.
312
00:14:45,875 --> 00:14:47,875
But what about the play?
313
00:14:47,875 --> 00:14:51,625
Oh, wicked night,
I tremble under thy moon.
314
00:14:51,709 --> 00:14:53,209
Cooper, what are you doing?
315
00:14:53,291 --> 00:14:54,711
Saving the play.
316
00:14:55,250 --> 00:14:58,540
I memorized all the lines
and would be happy to step in, K-Dogg.
317
00:14:58,625 --> 00:15:01,875
[sighs] I knew that nickname
was straight fire!
318
00:15:01,959 --> 00:15:04,039
C-Train, you're in. C-Money, you're out.
321
00:15:04,125 --> 00:15:05,125
Yes!
319
00:15:07,458 --> 00:15:10,168
I surprised you guys
so I could get a real reaction.
320
00:15:10,792 --> 00:15:12,172
That's acting.
321
00:15:12,709 --> 00:15:14,039
This isn't fair!
322
00:15:14,125 --> 00:15:17,245
Wait. If Cooper's in drama, that means...
323
00:15:17,709 --> 00:15:19,129
A little to the left.
324
00:15:20,333 --> 00:15:21,463
A little to the right.
325
00:15:22,625 --> 00:15:24,035
No, a little to the left, um...
326
00:15:24,125 --> 00:15:25,825
Yeah, I can't do this.
327
00:15:27,834 --> 00:15:29,254
That's an original Fred!
328
00:15:34,583 --> 00:15:35,793
Hey.
329
00:15:35,875 --> 00:15:37,245
What are you doing here?
330
00:15:37,333 --> 00:15:38,963
Just came to say break a leg.
331
00:15:39,083 --> 00:15:41,083
Wow, that's low.
332
00:15:41,166 --> 00:15:42,956
No, it's a theater thing.
333
00:15:43,041 --> 00:15:45,381
Sure, Cami,
'cause it's some sort of custom
334
00:15:45,458 --> 00:15:48,288
to wish an actor to break a leg
before a performance.
335
00:15:48,375 --> 00:15:50,495
-Break a leg, Cooper!
-You too, Ev!
336
00:15:52,792 --> 00:15:54,252
Story checks out.
337
00:15:55,834 --> 00:15:57,504
I'm glad you're not holding a grudge.
338
00:15:57,583 --> 00:16:01,383
Me? Holding a grudge? Never. Mint?
339
00:16:01,458 --> 00:16:03,668
A mint? I'll pass.
340
00:16:05,750 --> 00:16:06,790
Whoops.
341
00:16:06,875 --> 00:16:08,745
My hand keeps cramping
from all the scrubbing
342
00:16:08,834 --> 00:16:10,584
Fred's having me do in beautification.
343
00:16:14,583 --> 00:16:16,833
Well, I should go. Bye.
344
00:16:17,875 --> 00:16:21,495
Like C-Train's gonna fall
for the old mint trick. Ha!
345
00:16:21,583 --> 00:16:23,213
Now, where's my sword?
346
00:16:24,125 --> 00:16:26,035
-[chain rattles]
-[grunts]
347
00:16:27,250 --> 00:16:28,630
So uncool-th!
348
00:16:32,750 --> 00:16:36,210
Ha! I knew it! You are throwing Ollie
another birthday party.
349
00:16:37,625 --> 00:16:38,875
Pink cake?
350
00:16:38,959 --> 00:16:40,959
Now you're just phoning it in.
351
00:16:43,333 --> 00:16:44,673
What's going on, Mom?
352
00:16:44,750 --> 00:16:47,710
This party wasn't for Ollie,
it was for you.
353
00:16:48,291 --> 00:16:50,211
What are you talking about?
354
00:16:50,291 --> 00:16:52,211
I lied about your fourth birthday.
355
00:16:52,291 --> 00:16:56,131
There was no princess,
no magician, and no pony.
356
00:16:56,208 --> 00:16:59,628
I tried to recreate it
and pass it off as an old home movie,
357
00:16:59,709 --> 00:17:04,129
but the donkey kicked the magician,
and that princess ate my grown-up cookies!
358
00:17:05,750 --> 00:17:09,080
The year you turned four
was kinda tough on me.
359
00:17:09,166 --> 00:17:10,666
Your dad was working a lot.
360
00:17:10,750 --> 00:17:14,420
Cooper was teaching Cami
how to crawl up and down the stairs.
361
00:17:14,500 --> 00:17:16,670
Sounds like you had your hands full.
362
00:17:16,750 --> 00:17:18,420
I shouldn't have lied.
363
00:17:18,500 --> 00:17:20,750
I just didn't want you to think
I don't care about you
364
00:17:20,834 --> 00:17:22,674
as much as your brothers and sister.
365
00:17:22,750 --> 00:17:24,750
You're my first baby.
366
00:17:24,834 --> 00:17:28,134
I know that, Mom. I was just teasing you
about all the birthday stuff.
367
00:17:28,208 --> 00:17:31,578
If anything, you probably
love me the most. Right?
368
00:17:33,542 --> 00:17:37,132
If you want, we can still watch the video
of your real fourth birthday?
369
00:17:37,250 --> 00:17:38,750
I'd like that.
370
00:17:45,875 --> 00:17:48,575
I finally got the babies to sleep.
371
00:17:48,667 --> 00:17:51,917
-Happy birthday, sweetie-pie!
-Thanks, Mom.
372
00:17:52,000 --> 00:17:53,290
Make a wish!
373
00:17:54,834 --> 00:17:56,754
What's a wish?
374
00:17:56,834 --> 00:18:00,424
A wish is when you ask for something
that would make you happy.
375
00:18:00,500 --> 00:18:02,710
But I'm already happy, Mama.
376
00:18:03,500 --> 00:18:04,750
Ohh.
377
00:18:08,834 --> 00:18:11,834
-Well, then maybe just wish for a pony.
-Okay.
378
00:18:15,667 --> 00:18:17,207
And I'm still happy.
379
00:18:17,291 --> 00:18:18,881
-Thanks, Mama.
-Oh.
380
00:18:20,291 --> 00:18:23,041
[donkey braying]
381
00:18:23,125 --> 00:18:25,535
Best birth-week ever!
382
00:18:27,542 --> 00:18:29,462
'Tis I who locked
the princess in the tower,
383
00:18:29,542 --> 00:18:31,462
and I shall never release her.
384
00:18:31,834 --> 00:18:34,964
You shall rue this day, Count Stefano!
385
00:18:35,041 --> 00:18:37,001
I do say--
386
00:18:37,083 --> 00:18:38,793
-[squeaking, scraping]
-What is that?
387
00:18:43,208 --> 00:18:44,288
Don Julio!
388
00:18:44,375 --> 00:18:46,745
Oh, you've got to be kidding me.
389
00:18:47,417 --> 00:18:49,667
Yeah, this is mad confusing.
390
00:18:49,750 --> 00:18:50,960
And I love it.
391
00:18:52,417 --> 00:18:53,827
I, Count Stefano,
392
00:18:53,917 --> 00:18:56,247
have traveled very far to tell you
393
00:18:56,333 --> 00:18:59,293
that I have locked the princess
in the tower.
394
00:18:59,959 --> 00:19:03,539
How can that be when I am Count Stefano?
395
00:19:03,625 --> 00:19:05,625
Here is a list of my kingdom's demands.
396
00:19:05,709 --> 00:19:09,169
No, here is a list
of my kingdom's demands.
397
00:19:11,375 --> 00:19:15,125
I am a fool for letting thee
within my city gates!
398
00:19:15,208 --> 00:19:17,328
I challenge thee...
399
00:19:17,417 --> 00:19:18,747
or him?
400
00:19:18,834 --> 00:19:20,044
To a duel.
401
00:19:21,667 --> 00:19:23,417
I can't fight both of you!
402
00:19:25,000 --> 00:19:29,880
Don Julio, stall thyself,
while I speak-ith with the town simpleton.
403
00:19:30,917 --> 00:19:32,997
[chain rattling]
404
00:19:37,667 --> 00:19:40,417
When I was asked to lead this ragtag team,
405
00:19:40,500 --> 00:19:43,880
I had no idea how much this process
would change my life.
406
00:19:43,959 --> 00:19:46,629
It has been my honor
to work by your sides--
407
00:19:46,709 --> 00:19:47,919
We did all the work!
408
00:19:48,000 --> 00:19:49,960
You're gonna make me cry, Stuart.
409
00:19:50,875 --> 00:19:52,575
And I now present to you,
410
00:19:52,667 --> 00:19:55,787
the one thing every
student lounge should have--
411
00:19:55,875 --> 00:19:58,035
A basketball hoop? A video game?
412
00:19:58,125 --> 00:19:59,455
Shut it, Stuart.
413
00:20:00,625 --> 00:20:03,625
A 500-pound bear fountain!
417
00:20:05,667 --> 00:20:07,834
Stuart, the look on your face says it all.
414
00:20:11,834 --> 00:20:13,544
[floor cracking]
415
00:20:13,625 --> 00:20:17,705
Ooh, this fountain even comes
with authentic crackling river noises.
416
00:20:17,792 --> 00:20:19,832
So relaxing!
417
00:20:20,709 --> 00:20:24,129
It is really lonely out here
in the town square.
418
00:20:24,208 --> 00:20:27,498
I wish I had somebody to duel with.
419
00:20:27,583 --> 00:20:28,833
Anybody?
420
00:20:30,542 --> 00:20:33,172
Cooper, why are you fighting me
so much on this?
421
00:20:33,250 --> 00:20:36,830
-Because I'm not Cooping out this time.
-I don't know what you're talking about.
422
00:20:36,917 --> 00:20:39,577
I'm talking about how I always
back down to you.
423
00:20:39,667 --> 00:20:41,037
That's so not true.
424
00:20:41,125 --> 00:20:43,625
Okay, name one time you gave in to me.
425
00:20:43,709 --> 00:20:45,459
[scoffing]
426
00:20:45,542 --> 00:20:47,792
There was that one time!
427
00:20:47,875 --> 00:20:50,075
And, of course, there was that other time!
428
00:20:51,417 --> 00:20:54,037
And you can't forget about that last time!
429
00:20:54,125 --> 00:20:56,415
See? I think I made my point.
430
00:20:57,208 --> 00:21:01,128
Cami, I really wanted to do this play.
431
00:21:01,208 --> 00:21:05,458
I mean, how often do I get to hit stuff
with a sword without getting yelled at?
432
00:21:05,542 --> 00:21:08,292
All you care about
is getting out of beautification.
433
00:21:10,166 --> 00:21:12,126
Why didn't you just tell me
you felt this way?
434
00:21:12,208 --> 00:21:13,538
Would you even have listened?
435
00:21:13,625 --> 00:21:15,415
I'm sorry.
436
00:21:16,917 --> 00:21:19,127
And I'm sorry I made
you foam at the mouth.
437
00:21:19,709 --> 00:21:21,709
That was a pretty good move.
438
00:21:22,625 --> 00:21:25,995
In the future,
I'll try and listen to your side and...
439
00:21:26,083 --> 00:21:28,083
occasionally back down.
440
00:21:28,667 --> 00:21:29,627
Thanks.
441
00:21:33,750 --> 00:21:36,290
I think it's time
for your big fight scene, Count Stefano.
442
00:21:36,375 --> 00:21:37,995
You're giving me the part?
443
00:21:38,083 --> 00:21:39,083
Yes!
444
00:21:39,750 --> 00:21:42,500
Wait, how do I get this shackle off?
445
00:21:45,709 --> 00:21:46,579
Seriously?
446
00:21:48,291 --> 00:21:52,291
Hey! Where's the brother and sister
that worked everything out?
447
00:21:53,125 --> 00:21:54,665
There they are.
448
00:21:58,750 --> 00:22:01,290
I am ready to engage in battle, Don Julio!
449
00:22:01,375 --> 00:22:02,375
En garde!
450
00:22:03,959 --> 00:22:06,959
Ha! Thou art no match for me!
451
00:22:08,250 --> 00:22:09,080
[audience gasps]
452
00:22:10,542 --> 00:22:11,712
[grunts, groans]
453
00:22:14,333 --> 00:22:16,583
Only the gods above can save you now.
454
00:22:16,667 --> 00:22:20,667
-[ceiling cracking]
-[water dripping]
455
00:22:26,125 --> 00:22:26,995
[Fred] Hey, buddy!
456
00:22:27,083 --> 00:22:29,963
Looks like you got the part over Cami!
Way to go!
457
00:22:34,542 --> 00:22:36,542
So, I've been cleared of all charges.
458
00:22:36,625 --> 00:22:39,995
And now the three of us are back together,
making the world a more beautiful--
459
00:22:40,083 --> 00:22:43,583
-[whistle tweets]
-Less talking, more sweeping.
460
00:22:44,458 --> 00:22:46,998
So, drama's on hold
until the stage is fixed.
461
00:22:47,083 --> 00:22:50,043
But Mr. Kramsky
said I had mad acting skills!
462
00:22:50,125 --> 00:22:53,125
Awesome! While you spend
the rest of the semester in Drama Club,
463
00:22:53,208 --> 00:22:55,828
I'll be torturing Fred in beautification.
464
00:22:55,917 --> 00:22:56,957
We all win.
465
00:22:57,041 --> 00:22:59,041
Guys! I think I fixed the fountain!
466
00:23:02,166 --> 00:23:03,456
Sort of.
467
00:23:09,917 --> 00:23:11,327
[Jenna]
Fancy.
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