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Hey, Wratherheads!
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We've got a challenging one for you today.
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Would you rather crawl on the ground
for one whole day
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or not touch the ground for three?
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Oh! Okay.
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Yee-haw! You're my pony.
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Guess we know what Ollie wants.
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It looks like the Wratherheads agree.
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No touching the ground for three days.
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To the kitchen. I smell corn dogs.
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-[bell rings]
-Hi, all!
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Or maybe it was Fred.
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Cooper, Cami, Ollie,
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may I present Lady Fredwina.
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Fred, we're in the middle of a livestream.
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Oh, I'm so sorry.
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Wratherheads, may I present
to you Lady Fredwina.
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You're probably wondering
why I named her that.
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Nope. Not a single person.
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So, what do you think?
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I saved my allowance for two years
to buy this speedster.
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Is there any way
we can get that thing out of here?
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-It's just a bike.
-I was talking about Fred.
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We were just leaving, anyway.
Lady coming through.
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-[Ollie] Help!
-[body thuds]
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Game over. He hit the ground.
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[Ollie]
Nope. I hit the vacuum.
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-To the corn dogs!
-[whirring]
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[theme music playing]
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♪ Would you rather lose your phone ♪
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♪ Or give up pizza for a month? ♪
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♪ Share your diary with the world ♪
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♪ Or have to eat it for your lunch? ♪
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♪ Sing out of tune to your friends ♪
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♪ Or trip and fall into your crush? ♪
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♪ Shave your head, paint it red ♪
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♪ Or use your dog's toothbrush? ♪
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♪ We need a little Q and A ♪
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♪ Come on Wratherheads, play along ♪
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♪ Would you rather do this? ♪
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♪ Would you rather do this? ♪
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♪ Or would you rather do that? ♪
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♪ Would you rather do that? ♪
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♪ Don't matter what we do ♪
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♪ We're doing it with you ♪
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♪ I'd rather do that ♪
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♪ Ask the worldWould you rather do this? ♪
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♪ Would you rather do this? ♪
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♪ Or would you rather just dance? ♪
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♪ No matter what we doWe're doing it with you ♪
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♪ I'd rather do that ♪
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Ask the world!
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♪ Would you rather do that? ♪
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What I've always liked about archery
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is that it's so sophisticated,
it's civilized.
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Miss it, you pipsqueak!
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[spectators groan]
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You! Out!
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Fine! I'm leaving.
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My boyfriend's waiting for me
in the car anyway.
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Ooh! Cami's next.
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It's nice that someone in the family
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was able to follow
in my archer's footsteps.
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The stringy thing hurt my fingers.
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I, too, was born with delicate digits,
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thus stalling my once
promising banjo career.
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So glad you guys came.
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Cooper. Neve's here. Am I glowing?
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-You're sweating.
-I'll take it.
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Hey Fred, how's it going?
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Hello. Hi. Hello.
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Oh, okay.
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Bye!
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What was that?
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Did it look flirty and casual?
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No.
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[sighs]
I'm new at this couple thing.
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I don't know what
to talk about with Neve.
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Next up, Cami Wrather.
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She's only six bull's-eyes away
from breaking the school record.
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You're a winner, pumpkin!
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I'm sure your kids are all special
in their own unique ways, it's just--
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-Mom!
-Sitting down.
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-[applause]
-Whoo!
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Whoo-hoo! Another perfect round.
You're the best!
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And, again, by best, I simply mean
she has the better score,
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it's not that your kids are losers--
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[whistle tweets]
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I will wait for you guys in the car.
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Just three more bull's-eyes to 36
and you'll break the record.
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And I get my name in the trophy case.
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Trophy case?
You haven't broken the record, yet.
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Aren't you getting
a little ahead of yourself?
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Aren't you getting a little tired
of being up in her business?
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Oh, my gosh, you scared me.
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I thought you were just part of the wall.
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I'm looking forward
to watching you fail.
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Well, we're looking forward
to watching you mail.
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A letter.
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Burn!
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Thirty-six bull's-eyes!
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Get your Cami T-shirts
before she breaks the record!
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Have you seen yourself from the back?
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I try to once a day.
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The shirt, Cooper.
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"Let's go Camel"?
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-Camel?
-I assume you mean Cami.
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Of course I meant Cami!
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Stupid autocorrect.
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Who's gonna want one of these now?
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Unless we convince Cami
it's a super cool nickname.
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Beware of the camel.
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Shoot, that is cool.
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Now I want that nickname.
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Is anyone looking?
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No, why?
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Charlotte! Aren't these supposed to be
two per customer?
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Supposed to be.
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We are so bad.
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I know. We're like gangsters.
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So, are you excited for our historic
walking tour of North Plains tomorrow?
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Is a rhombus made
of two isosceles triangles?
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I can't wait.
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Now, go. Get out of here
before Johnny Law comes poking around.
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Charlotte, got a sec?
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The camel needs some help.
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What?
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What you and Caleb have, magic.
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We are really getting along.
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In fact, my life
couldn't be more perfect.
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Someone yakked on the ice again.
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Your turn.
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Gotta go. The trick is
to get it before it freezes.
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Wait! I need advice.
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Things are starting
to get weird with Neve.
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I never know what to talk about with her.
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Been there. I used
to get awkward around Caleb
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-because he's so cool.
-[Caleb] Come on!
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[lisping]
Why is everything so hard?
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How did you get through it?
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I just found stuff
that I had in common with him,
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and then we had plenty to talk about.
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-You should do the same.
-Great idea.
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Thanks, Charlotte.
You really do have it all.
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You took too long.
There's a second barfer.
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So, my project will be a documentary
on the science of choking,
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which is when an athlete suddenly
can't perform under intense pressure.
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I'll be filming Cami Wrather
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as she deals with the stress
of trying to break an archery record.
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And the extreme humiliation
that'll come when she doesn't.
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Thanksies!
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[giggles]
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Minty, you think
your little science project
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is gonna make me choke?
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I have ice in my veins.
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Sounds chilly.
Maybe you should wear a jacket.
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Maybe you should wear a... jacket!
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To keep warm.
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When you... mail a letter!
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Aw, man, Cooper's rubbing off on me.
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Yes, I need two dozen more shirts.
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But it's C-A-M-I.
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How are you still getting camel?
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This is my stop, Tom.
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Here's a few extra bucks.
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Take your lady friend to lunch.
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[bell ringing]
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Stud on a bike, coming through!
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-[Fred screaming]
-[clattering]
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[body thuds]
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My dancer's calves!
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To the lower school and step on it!
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Ollie, I have to help Fred.
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He can't be helped.
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Hi-ya!
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Fred, why are you on the ground?
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I'd explain, but the reason
isn't very flattering.
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So, are you pursuing
any of your interests this weekend?
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Yeah! I'm going to a book signing tomorrow
for the The Caves of Goran.
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It's my favorite fantasy novel series.
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What? Stop it! No way. Mine too.
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That's awesome! Will I see you there?
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I'll be there with bells on.
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Nice, you're going as Rusak,
the Bell Tower Monk.
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You totally look like him.
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Yeah, I get that a lot.
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Well, as they say in Goran,
"Find the light."
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I'll see you tomorrow, Fred.
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Charlotte, I took your advice,
and it turns out
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both Neve and I love The Caves of Goran.
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That's awesome.
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Just one question:
What's The Caves of Goran?
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Seriously?
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It's an incredibly popular
book series, Fred.
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You'll like it. I'll lend you my copies.
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Charlotte, you're a doll.
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I'll swing by later. Fredwina out!
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'Sup, Camel?
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Did you just call me Camel?
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No. Unless you like it.
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-Nope.
-What's going on?
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Minty messed with my bow.
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See? She did something to it.
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But why would Minty do that, Camel?
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I'll stop that now.
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She did it to keep me
from breaking the record.
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She's doing a stupid school project
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about athletes choking
just to get in my head.
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Good luck. You got ice in your veins.
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That's what I told her!
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And then I said some stuff
about wearing jackets
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I'm not very proud of.
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Dinner's almost ready.
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Ooh! Let's see
if I still got the eagle eye.
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♪ Oh, yeah, I still got it ♪
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♪ Oh, yeah, I still got it ♪
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♪ Oh, yeah, I still got it ♪
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Did you just see that?
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Yeah. Mom's got some moves.
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Cooper, Mom just shot three bull's-eyes.
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There's nothing wrong with the bow.
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That means...
there's something wrong with me.
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[sighs]
My heart's pounding, my stomach hurts,
223
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and what's going on with these?
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You've got nerves.
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I knew you were human.
226
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Charlotte owes me five bucks.
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This has never happened to me before,
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and I don't like it.
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Well, neither do I.
229
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But I'm your big brother
and I'm gonna fix you.
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Ow!
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Is that a pine cone?
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I'm trying to calm you down.
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This worked for a cat on the Internet.
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Well, as long as you
saw it on the Internet...
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You know what?
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I'm Cami Wrather.
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I'll just will my confidence back.
238
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Hi-sies. Mini Minty, making a movie!
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Feel the freshness.
240
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What is happening?
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Oh, don't mind me.
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I'm just hanging out
in the safest place I could find.
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The target you're aiming at.
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Bow and arrow humor, y'all.
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Get out of here, you mini-monster!
246
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Oh, man, she's lost it.
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I can't do this.
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I'm choking.
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Minty's totally in my head.
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Maybe I should just back out
of the tournament.
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But you're just three bull's-eyes away
from the record.
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I'd just embarrass myself
while Minty films the entire thing.
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At least see what the Wratherheads think.
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Fine. Just don't use my name.
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Cami, please. I got this.
256
00:11:16,583 --> 00:11:19,003
Hey, guys, a friend needs our help.
257
00:11:19,083 --> 00:11:21,583
Her name is Tami Drather.
258
00:11:21,667 --> 00:11:23,077
Smooth.
259
00:11:23,667 --> 00:11:25,827
She plays a sport
and is going for the record.
260
00:11:25,917 --> 00:11:29,167
Unfortunately, she might come up short
and embarrass herself.
261
00:11:29,250 --> 00:11:32,830
So... should she quit and save face?
262
00:11:33,458 --> 00:11:37,078
Or... go for it and probably lose face
in front of everyone?
263
00:11:40,583 --> 00:11:42,383
Wratherheads say go for the record.
264
00:11:42,458 --> 00:11:43,878
Tami thanks you.
265
00:11:43,959 --> 00:11:46,669
As does her brother... Looper.
266
00:11:48,750 --> 00:11:51,040
Don't worry, I'll take care of you.
267
00:11:51,125 --> 00:11:53,495
I'll make sure Minty stays away
from your meet tomorrow.
268
00:11:53,583 --> 00:11:56,003
Ha! Good luck getting rid of me.
269
00:11:56,083 --> 00:11:58,083
I'm not going anywhere.
270
00:11:59,583 --> 00:12:01,003
Nighty night!
271
00:12:01,083 --> 00:12:02,713
P.S. I snore.
272
00:12:05,542 --> 00:12:06,542
[snores loudly]
273
00:12:12,000 --> 00:12:13,460
Fred, where have you been?
274
00:12:13,542 --> 00:12:14,712
Well, I was in the den,
275
00:12:14,792 --> 00:12:17,082
and then I rode my bike
all the way around to the kitchen.
276
00:12:17,166 --> 00:12:19,206
That got me pretty winded so I hydrated.
277
00:12:19,291 --> 00:12:20,791
Which also winded me.
278
00:12:20,875 --> 00:12:21,745
And now I'm here.
279
00:12:22,709 --> 00:12:23,919
I'll pick that up later.
280
00:12:25,583 --> 00:12:27,923
Fred, the book signing is this afternoon.
281
00:12:28,000 --> 00:12:30,170
Now, I've highlighted
all the important stuff in the series--
282
00:12:30,250 --> 00:12:32,630
Charlotte, it's Fredward
you're talking to.
283
00:12:32,709 --> 00:12:34,129
Whatcha got there, two, three books?
284
00:12:35,542 --> 00:12:36,962
Seven.
285
00:12:37,041 --> 00:12:38,081
Seven?
286
00:12:39,125 --> 00:12:40,665
I'd like to be alone, please.
287
00:12:41,375 --> 00:12:42,785
'Cause you're gonna start reading?
288
00:12:42,875 --> 00:12:44,575
[high-pitched]
Sure. Let's go with that.
289
00:12:47,291 --> 00:12:49,131
[muffled screaming]
290
00:12:53,583 --> 00:12:54,833
Hey, Hula Coop.
291
00:12:54,917 --> 00:12:57,037
All dressed up for your sister's big fail?
292
00:12:57,125 --> 00:13:00,705
No, I'm going to a meeting
for that special school trip
293
00:13:00,792 --> 00:13:02,132
to Washington D.C. this summer.
294
00:13:03,458 --> 00:13:07,458
They left golden envelopes
in ten "highly gifted" kids' lockers.
295
00:13:07,542 --> 00:13:08,422
Guess you didn't make it.
296
00:13:12,208 --> 00:13:13,538
Guess I did.
297
00:13:16,875 --> 00:13:19,535
Hi-sies! Thank you so much
for picking me for the trip,
298
00:13:19,625 --> 00:13:20,995
but also, of course you did.
299
00:13:22,166 --> 00:13:24,666
Trip? Only place
you're going to is detention.
300
00:13:24,750 --> 00:13:26,920
-Uh, but--
-Now get in there.
301
00:13:28,834 --> 00:13:30,504
Cooper!
302
00:13:37,375 --> 00:13:38,875
Huh?
303
00:13:38,959 --> 00:13:41,169
Did I do it? Did I read all the Gorans?
304
00:13:41,250 --> 00:13:44,540
Read? No. Drool? Yes.
305
00:13:45,458 --> 00:13:47,668
The book signing is in an hour!
306
00:13:47,750 --> 00:13:49,540
You're a mess.
307
00:13:49,625 --> 00:13:52,165
Charlotte!
308
00:13:52,250 --> 00:13:55,170
Did you pull another muscle
getting up from the couch?
309
00:13:55,250 --> 00:13:58,170
Won't know the answer to that
for six to eight hours.
310
00:13:58,250 --> 00:14:01,330
I fell asleep
and didn't get to finish the series.
311
00:14:01,417 --> 00:14:02,827
How many books did you get through?
312
00:14:02,917 --> 00:14:04,457
Out of seven? None.
313
00:14:06,208 --> 00:14:08,328
Now I have nothing
to talk about with Neve.
314
00:14:08,417 --> 00:14:10,377
You have to come with me
and help me fake it.
315
00:14:10,458 --> 00:14:14,328
You think I'm just free whenever
to go wherever last minute?
316
00:14:14,417 --> 00:14:15,957
Yeah, I'm free.
317
00:14:16,083 --> 00:14:17,883
Caleb canceled our date
because of an earache.
318
00:14:17,959 --> 00:14:19,419
Thank you, Charlotte.
319
00:14:19,500 --> 00:14:22,540
You just earned yourself
a ride on the back of Fredwina.
320
00:14:22,625 --> 00:14:25,075
Hold my waist tightly
'cause I like to motor.
321
00:14:28,291 --> 00:14:30,211
Cami, we're good to go.
322
00:14:30,291 --> 00:14:32,501
You're not gonna be seeing Minty
for a very long time.
323
00:14:32,583 --> 00:14:34,423
-Hi-sies!
-[both scream]
324
00:14:34,500 --> 00:14:39,540
Did you really think I'd miss
getting your epic fail on video?
325
00:14:39,625 --> 00:14:43,165
Don't worry, Cooper, she's imaginary.
326
00:14:43,250 --> 00:14:44,830
If she were real...
327
00:14:44,917 --> 00:14:47,037
Do you think
she'd let me do this?
328
00:14:50,083 --> 00:14:51,423
[whispering]
I think she might be real.
329
00:14:57,250 --> 00:14:59,670
That was a perfectly forged
detention slip.
330
00:14:59,750 --> 00:15:00,710
How did you get out?
331
00:15:00,792 --> 00:15:03,292
I used something called charm.
332
00:15:03,375 --> 00:15:06,245
Check the system. Check the system.
Check the system.
335
00:15:06,333 --> 00:15:08,542
Check the system.
Check the system. Check the system.
333
00:15:08,625 --> 00:15:10,035
Check the system. Check the system.
334
00:15:10,125 --> 00:15:13,285
Check the system. Check the system.
Check the system.
335
00:15:14,125 --> 00:15:16,035
Now, if you'll excuse me,
336
00:15:16,125 --> 00:15:18,785
I've got to find a good seat
to film this choke-fest.
337
00:15:18,875 --> 00:15:21,245
M-M-Minty out.
338
00:15:23,333 --> 00:15:26,003
Cooper, it's happening again.
339
00:15:26,083 --> 00:15:27,503
I got this.
340
00:15:27,583 --> 00:15:28,713
Go away, nerves.
341
00:15:28,792 --> 00:15:31,172
Boo! Hiss! Nobody likes you.
342
00:15:32,417 --> 00:15:33,247
Did it work?
343
00:15:33,333 --> 00:15:36,003
You weirdly yelling at my fingers? No.
344
00:15:37,333 --> 00:15:39,293
Hey, guys.
345
00:15:39,375 --> 00:15:41,415
-Cami, you okay?
-Absolutely.
346
00:15:41,500 --> 00:15:43,830
If okay means my heart
feels like it's pounding out of my chest
347
00:15:43,917 --> 00:15:47,077
and I couldn't hit
the side of a barn from ten feet.
348
00:15:47,166 --> 00:15:48,286
She's being sarcastic.
349
00:15:48,375 --> 00:15:50,125
Thanks, I cracked that code.
350
00:15:51,083 --> 00:15:53,043
Competitors to the front.
351
00:15:53,125 --> 00:15:55,075
The tournament will now begin.
352
00:15:56,041 --> 00:15:58,331
You need to delay this thing
so I can talk to Cami.
353
00:15:58,417 --> 00:16:01,457
On it. Stalling is one
of my hidden talents.
354
00:16:02,166 --> 00:16:04,826
It all started
when I was in kindergarten.
355
00:16:04,917 --> 00:16:07,037
-And I wanted to--
-Not me! Them! Go!
356
00:16:08,834 --> 00:16:09,924
Excuse me.
357
00:16:10,583 --> 00:16:12,293
Hey, everybody.
358
00:16:12,458 --> 00:16:16,578
Before we begin,
I will now sing our school fight song.
359
00:16:17,375 --> 00:16:20,535
Which is totally real and not made-up.
360
00:16:23,041 --> 00:16:26,961
♪ We are the black bearsOf North Plains Day ♪
361
00:16:27,041 --> 00:16:31,671
♪ In courage, in honorWe lead the way ♪
362
00:16:32,834 --> 00:16:35,884
Now for verse two! Also not made-up.
363
00:16:43,667 --> 00:16:46,077
Wow. There are some real superfans here.
364
00:16:46,166 --> 00:16:49,076
Except for not knowing about the books,
you're gonna fit right in.
365
00:16:49,166 --> 00:16:50,036
Yeah.
366
00:16:50,625 --> 00:16:53,535
So my character, Rusak,
is he like the town hottie?
367
00:16:54,417 --> 00:16:56,327
The villagers did throw him in a volcano.
368
00:16:56,417 --> 00:16:58,627
So he was hot. Nice.
369
00:16:59,250 --> 00:17:00,920
Straighten your bald spot. Neve's coming.
370
00:17:01,500 --> 00:17:03,500
Find the light, Fred.
371
00:17:03,583 --> 00:17:05,383
Paluna toto.
372
00:17:06,709 --> 00:17:09,459
Potato potahto, right back at ya.
373
00:17:09,542 --> 00:17:10,382
[chuckles]
374
00:17:10,458 --> 00:17:13,628
This is why he got thrown
into a volcano, am I right?
375
00:17:13,709 --> 00:17:18,169
So, Fred, we've been arguing
about Goff's quest for the six Awkwors.
376
00:17:18,250 --> 00:17:20,580
You know, that's so funny.
377
00:17:20,667 --> 00:17:22,287
Fred and I were just talking about that.
378
00:17:22,375 --> 00:17:26,165
He said the Norf River
is a metaphor for Goff's life.
379
00:17:26,250 --> 00:17:28,330
That is so smart, Fred.
380
00:17:28,417 --> 00:17:30,457
Which is why I definitely said it.
381
00:17:33,583 --> 00:17:34,423
Wait a sec.
382
00:17:35,875 --> 00:17:36,915
That wizard over there
383
00:17:37,000 --> 00:17:39,250
who can't open
the ketchup packet is Caleb!
384
00:17:39,667 --> 00:17:41,747
Openus ketchupus.
385
00:17:43,250 --> 00:17:44,290
Dang it.
386
00:17:45,417 --> 00:17:46,957
He said he had an earache.
387
00:17:47,041 --> 00:17:48,671
As they say in Goran,
388
00:17:48,750 --> 00:17:50,540
Nuggle nuggle fweep fweep bwa.
389
00:17:50,625 --> 00:17:51,955
What does that mean?
390
00:17:52,041 --> 00:17:55,331
A rough translation involves my foot
somewhere near his rear end.
391
00:17:55,417 --> 00:17:56,917
[whimpers]
392
00:17:57,291 --> 00:17:59,961
Come on, everybody,
clap your hands if you're happy.
393
00:18:00,041 --> 00:18:02,501
And growl like this if you're nasty.
394
00:18:02,583 --> 00:18:04,253
Grrr. Grrr.
395
00:18:07,917 --> 00:18:09,497
You know the main thing
you and I have in common?
396
00:18:09,583 --> 00:18:12,383
We both want to pretend
we don't know Cooper right now?
397
00:18:12,458 --> 00:18:14,378
Yes. And...
398
00:18:14,458 --> 00:18:16,168
You and I are both wired the same way.
399
00:18:16,250 --> 00:18:18,500
I know exactly
what you're going through, Cami.
400
00:18:18,583 --> 00:18:21,963
-You do?
-I was a great archer back in the day.
401
00:18:22,041 --> 00:18:24,171
But the pressure to be great
got in my head.
402
00:18:24,250 --> 00:18:27,580
I wanted to stop competing
because I was nervous about failing.
403
00:18:27,667 --> 00:18:28,997
Okay, so what did you do about it?
404
00:18:29,083 --> 00:18:31,253
Because I'm really freaking out right now.
405
00:18:31,333 --> 00:18:35,293
I overcame my nerves
by repeating a very wise expression
406
00:18:35,375 --> 00:18:37,415
over and over again.
407
00:18:37,500 --> 00:18:40,130
"An apple a day keeps the doctor away.
408
00:18:40,625 --> 00:18:43,245
As long as you throw it at him very hard."
409
00:18:43,333 --> 00:18:44,833
-[giggles]
-See?
410
00:18:44,917 --> 00:18:47,037
You just forgot
about your nerves for a second.
411
00:18:47,125 --> 00:18:49,415
So say that to yourself
right before you shoot.
412
00:18:49,500 --> 00:18:52,540
It'll help you focus
and remind you that this is only a game.
413
00:18:53,625 --> 00:18:56,245
-Thanks, Mom.
-Of course.
414
00:18:56,333 --> 00:18:58,253
And, you know,
whether you break the record or not,
415
00:18:58,333 --> 00:19:00,633
you have a family
that loves you very much.
416
00:19:03,166 --> 00:19:05,076
Look at me! I'm a worm.
417
00:19:06,625 --> 00:19:08,075
A very strange family.
418
00:19:10,291 --> 00:19:13,581
Caleb, you cancel on me
by saying you have an earache
419
00:19:13,667 --> 00:19:15,627
and then show up here dressed
as the Dark Wizard?
420
00:19:15,709 --> 00:19:18,709
-Charlotte, let me explain.
-Don't bother.
421
00:19:18,792 --> 00:19:21,832
By the way, you have ketchup
dripping from your beard of knowledge.
422
00:19:23,166 --> 00:19:24,036
I'm really sorry.
423
00:19:24,125 --> 00:19:26,075
I just didn't want you
to know I like to dress up
424
00:19:26,166 --> 00:19:28,036
as characters from The Caves of Goran.
425
00:19:28,125 --> 00:19:29,325
Why?
426
00:19:29,417 --> 00:19:33,457
I know you see me
as this tuba-playing bad boy
427
00:19:33,542 --> 00:19:36,002
and, well, I was worried
you'd think less of me.
428
00:19:36,083 --> 00:19:38,003
Of course I don't.
429
00:19:38,083 --> 00:19:40,333
Caleb, if this is
what you're into, it's cool.
430
00:19:40,458 --> 00:19:42,168
Thanks, Charlotte.
431
00:19:42,250 --> 00:19:44,000
Check it out.
432
00:19:44,083 --> 00:19:47,293
I brought a second book
to get autographed
433
00:19:47,375 --> 00:19:49,625
even though you're only allowed one.
434
00:19:49,709 --> 00:19:51,129
[gasps]
435
00:19:51,208 --> 00:19:53,128
My mom warned me about guys like you.
436
00:19:56,000 --> 00:19:58,750
And that's why the caves are so cave-like.
437
00:19:58,834 --> 00:20:01,714
That's an interesting take on book one.
438
00:20:01,792 --> 00:20:04,002
So what did you think
of the Goran unicorn uprising?
439
00:20:04,083 --> 00:20:05,173
Oh, I loved it...
440
00:20:05,250 --> 00:20:07,960
Hashtag unified-for-unicorns. One love.
444
00:20:08,041 --> 00:20:10,709
That's really interesting, because...
441
00:20:10,792 --> 00:20:13,132
there is no unicorn uprising!
442
00:20:13,208 --> 00:20:15,708
You know nothing
about The Caves of Goran.
443
00:20:15,792 --> 00:20:17,922
Nuggle nuggle fweep fweep bwa!
444
00:20:18,667 --> 00:20:20,667
So, I know that has something
to do with my butt.
445
00:20:21,542 --> 00:20:23,752
Fred, why would you lie to me?
446
00:20:23,834 --> 00:20:25,754
Are you just trying to make fun
of me and my friends?
447
00:20:25,834 --> 00:20:27,584
No, not at all.
448
00:20:27,667 --> 00:20:29,207
The truth is
449
00:20:29,291 --> 00:20:32,131
I'm new to this whole
hanging with a girl thing.
450
00:20:32,208 --> 00:20:34,248
And I was trying to find
something we could talk about.
451
00:20:34,333 --> 00:20:36,173
You think that makes it okay to lie?
452
00:20:36,250 --> 00:20:38,210
I know. I messed it all up.
453
00:20:38,291 --> 00:20:40,131
I'm really sorry.
454
00:20:40,208 --> 00:20:43,578
I'll leave. As soon I pull up
this bus schedule.
455
00:20:43,667 --> 00:20:46,787
Bus schedule? Where's your new bike?
456
00:20:46,875 --> 00:20:49,205
I sold Fredwina
so I could buy all this Goran gear.
457
00:20:49,291 --> 00:20:52,211
You guys have a very expensive hobby.
458
00:20:52,291 --> 00:20:54,211
You sold your bike for me?
459
00:20:55,375 --> 00:20:57,535
I thought I'd get more
because it's brand-new,
460
00:20:57,625 --> 00:20:59,125
but somehow it got pretty banged up.
461
00:21:00,583 --> 00:21:02,083
That's sweet.
462
00:21:02,166 --> 00:21:04,036
Do you wanna stay and hang out for a bit?
463
00:21:04,125 --> 00:21:06,575
You still wanna hang out with me?
464
00:21:06,667 --> 00:21:08,127
I do.
465
00:21:08,208 --> 00:21:10,128
You're an interesting creature, Fred.
466
00:21:10,208 --> 00:21:11,628
Just like the Gorans.
467
00:21:11,709 --> 00:21:14,789
Full disclosure,
I still don't know what a Goran is.
468
00:21:14,875 --> 00:21:17,165
But this seems like good news.
469
00:21:21,709 --> 00:21:24,919
I think I did a really great job
with the stalling.
470
00:21:25,000 --> 00:21:27,210
Even though someone
threw their shoe at me.
471
00:21:27,291 --> 00:21:29,001
There's always one.
472
00:21:32,959 --> 00:21:34,749
[exhales]
Focus, Cami.
473
00:21:37,000 --> 00:21:39,170
Cami, am I in your head?
474
00:21:39,250 --> 00:21:42,630
Ooh! You want to ignore me, but you can't.
475
00:21:42,709 --> 00:21:44,539
I'm so in your head,
I'm dancing with your brain.
476
00:21:44,625 --> 00:21:46,455
One, two, cha-cha-cha.
477
00:21:46,542 --> 00:21:48,542
One, two, cha-cha-cha.
478
00:21:48,625 --> 00:21:51,785
"An apple a day keeps the doctor away.
479
00:21:51,875 --> 00:21:54,915
As long as you throw it
at him really hard."
480
00:21:57,208 --> 00:21:58,378
[Jenna and Cooper]
Thirty-four!
481
00:22:05,667 --> 00:22:06,497
Thirty-five!
482
00:22:06,583 --> 00:22:08,253
One more and she breaks the record.
483
00:22:13,000 --> 00:22:15,330
Miss it, you pipsqueak!
484
00:22:15,417 --> 00:22:16,497
Stop that! What are you doing?
485
00:22:16,583 --> 00:22:18,003
That's my record.
486
00:22:18,083 --> 00:22:19,713
And that's my nana.
487
00:22:21,250 --> 00:22:22,210
Feel the freshness.
488
00:22:22,291 --> 00:22:23,251
Feel the freshness.
489
00:22:23,333 --> 00:22:25,043
[distorted]
Feel the freshness.
490
00:22:29,625 --> 00:22:30,915
[Jenna and Cooper]
Thirty-six!
491
00:22:31,000 --> 00:22:31,960
You did it!
492
00:22:32,041 --> 00:22:34,251
[cheering]
493
00:22:37,041 --> 00:22:40,381
Looks like you're the one
who choked on... something.
494
00:22:40,458 --> 00:22:41,458
Burn!
495
00:22:45,542 --> 00:22:46,922
There's our champion!
496
00:22:47,000 --> 00:22:48,330
She did it!
497
00:22:49,166 --> 00:22:51,126
Thanks to the best mom ever.
498
00:22:51,208 --> 00:22:52,828
Hey, where's your shoe?
499
00:22:54,166 --> 00:22:55,286
-She did it!
-[Cami screams]
500
00:22:57,875 --> 00:22:59,415
Almost there, Ollie.
501
00:22:59,500 --> 00:23:02,290
Three days of not touching the ground in!
502
00:23:02,375 --> 00:23:03,325
Ten...
503
00:23:03,417 --> 00:23:05,787
[all]
Nine, eight, seven--
504
00:23:05,875 --> 00:23:07,205
I got my bike back!
505
00:23:07,291 --> 00:23:09,671
-Whoa!
-No!
506
00:23:17,834 --> 00:23:19,674
Tastes like victory.
507
00:23:19,750 --> 00:23:21,290
With a little bit of foot.
508
00:23:22,083 --> 00:23:23,713
[all cheering]
509
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