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Hey, Wratherheads,

coming at you from a slightly different angle than usual.

[crash]

Last night, we asked, would you rather stay up until 4 a.m.,

or wake up at 4 a.m.? You guys chose, "stay up until 4:00."

So, we did.

The problem is... so did Ollie.

-Stay back, you foul beast! -[whipping]

He's half asleep, and has been battling a stuffed animal

with a fishing pole since midnight.

Eat my sword!

[whipping]

Which is why I called in reinforcements.

Cami, I got here as quick as I could!

Where's this plate of cheeses you need me to sample?

The beast has a friend!

An odd little gnome... who sleeps under the bridge!

Uh, rude! It's called "bed head"?

Attack!

-[whip] -Ah! Right in my rock hard abs!

[whipping]

[panting] You coulda warned me Ollie's on a rampage!

But all is forgiven as long as I get those cheeses.

There's no cheeses!

I brought you in as bait to distract him.

You thought of me?

Wait... do you guys hear that?

I think he might've finally calmed down.

[snoring]

[all] Aww!

[Ollie continues snoring]

Ah-ah-ah--!

Ah-ah-ah--!

[sigh]

Phew! That was a close one.

[crash, glass breaks]

-He lives! -Ah! Safety turtle!

Victory!

[theme music playing]

♪ Would you rather lose your phone ♪

♪ Or give up pizza for a month ♪

♪ Share your diary with the world ♪

♪ Or have to eat it for your lunch ♪

♪ Sing out of tune to your friends ♪

♪ Or trip and fall into your crush ♪

♪ Shave your head, paint it red ♪

♪ Or use your dog's toothbrush ♪

♪ We need a little Q and A ♪

♪ Come on, Wratherheads, play along ♪

-♪ Would you rather do this ♪ -♪ Would you rather do this ♪

-♪ Or would you rather do that ♪ -♪ Would you rather do that ♪

♪ Don't matter what we do ♪

♪ We're doing it with you ♪

♪ I'd rather do that ♪

♪ Ask the world ♪

-♪ Would you rather do this ♪ -♪ Would you rather do this ♪

- ♪ Or would you rather just dance ♪ - ♪ Or would you rather just dance ♪

♪ No matter what we do We're doing it with you ♪

♪ I'd rather do that ♪

Ask the world!

♪ Would you rather do that? ♪

Last piece! You wanna do the honors?

Let's do it together.

-And it's good! -Sweet completion!

[both] Boom!

Ooh, the puzzle sisters are at it again.

I'm gonna go get another one.

So, Mom, I've got some news for you.

I've decided to join the Clover Scouts.

You? A Clover Scout?

What's the catch?

No catch!

I just think there are a lot of valuable life lessons,

and-- okay, you got me.

They're having a robotics competition,

and the winner gets to present their robot in New York Cit-aay!

Honey! That's great!

I loved being a Clover Mom for Charlotte.

Are you two having "Clover talk"? What's going on? What's up? What's up?

Clover Scouts added a Robotics Badge, and I'm going to get it.

A new... badge? Can they even do that?

Because I earned all 93 when I was a Clover Scout,

and my name was in the paper.

We know. You made a puzzle out of it.

Oh, this is gonna be so much fun! What kind of robot should we make?

-I was thinking-- -I need that 94th badge!

My vest is incomplete.

Mom, start the car, we're taking my vest

for a full steam cleaning, and I'm signing back-up!

Sweetie, breathe.

You can't be a Clover Scout anymore, you're past the age cut off.

Well, I'll sue them, then.

Charlotte, I don't even care about the badge.

You can have it.

Really?! Thanks!

[harsh whisper] I'm gonna call the paper!

Alright, Ollie.

Since it was our fault you slept till 3:00,

I'm treating you to a late breakfast.

Afternoon eggs!

Where are you with the eggs, Fred?

Don't rush me!

Choosing the perfect egg is not an easy task.

So, you excited I'm taking you fishing tomorrow?

Yeah, I'm gonna catch so many fish with my sword.

Again, it's a fishing pole.

I worry about you sometimes.

But, as your big brother, it's time I introduce you

to the awesomeness of fishing. Just you and me, out on the open water...

-And Fred. -And Fred.

And Fred.

My first fishing trip was with Dad, and it was the best day ever!

I'm gonna teach you

that this is way more than just a sword.

I know that. It's, also, a nose-picker.

It's not a nose-picker, and neither is your toothbrush.

Right...

my toothbrush.

Okay! Here I go, the perfect egg!

[Fred breathing excitedly] Crack this baby open and fry her up!

-[hard bang] -Ha!

You, old chum, have been Fred'ed!

Why'd you give me a hardboiled egg?

Because you can't cook it!

Gotcha!

Is this is the kind of "fun" I can expect on the boat?

He doesn't understand this insane prank war

we're in the middle of,

after you locked me in the bathroom last week?

You locked yourself in.

There was a lot of crying, who can remember the details?

Face it, Coop, I got you good.

The prank ball is in your court, sir.

Sure. Game on, buddy.

Hey, guys.

Cooper, I just wanted to make sure you bring your boating permit tomorrow.

Oh, we get it. Cooper passed his boating test, and I failed mine.

You don't have to keep rubbing it in my face.

Oh, Fred. I'm sorry.

I had no clue you didn't pass.

But I am happy the system is doing its job in weeding out the riff-raff.

You just got a hard-boiled "Fred egg" coming your way, lady.

[Cami] When I designed our robot, I took three factors into account.

Practicality, designability, and deliciousness.

A robot that makes s'mores is the only logical conclusion!

Hey, are you eating our supplies?!

[mouth full] Mm-mm.

So I won't see anything if you open your mouth?

Mm--

[laughs] Okay, I'm busted!

I hear laughing. Does that mean the robot's finished?

And she's wearing the vest.

[sighs] Isn't she beautiful?

Except for this open space right here.

It's starting to give me a tiny case of the itchies.

Relax, the robot is done, and your badge is coming.

Mom and I proudly give you,

the S'more Bot.

-[button beeps] -[whirring]

[rumbling]

[yelling] Is that noise normal?

I hope so.

Or else there goes my dream trip to New York Cit-aay!

Did you use the right type of battery?

Yes! Maybe I just overloaded the-- um...

...marshmallow compartment.

You're lucky this vest is machine washable.

Here she is, Ollie. Our boat for the afternoon.

Fred texted me he's running late,

so why don't I give you a few big-bro fishing tips while we wait?

I've always wanted to learn how to fish.

Like how bears do it on TV!

[water sloshes]

[muffled growl]

That's a weird lookin' fish!

Ahoy, sailors!

Sorry I'm late.

One of us takes forever in the bathroom.

What are you and Lil Fred wearing?

Just something we found in the closet.

Your hat still has a price tag on it.

[rips tag]

[as Lil Fred] Nosy isn't a good color on you, Cooper.

[as Fred] Shh, be nice to him.

We're in the middle of a prank war, and I'm wearing white.

Okay. I need to get the boat ready.

[gasp] We get it! You have a permit, so you're the only expert here!

Would you relax? I did not say that...

but my permit does.

-[as Lil Fred] He nailed you. -[as Fred] Okay, we're done here.

While you have a permit, I have a super cool life jacket.

Safety first, skipper!

[in a high-pitched scream] I'm a balloon!

-[motor starts, roars] -[All scream]

Cooper, what did you do?!

You knocked me into the motor!

Me? How could I do anything?! I don't even have a permit!

The throttle's stuck!

I can't stop the boat!

Fishing is awesome!

We finally stopped moving.

Yeah, because the boat ran out of gas.

Fred, we're stranded out here.

Ohh...

[playing along] And I'm absolutely terrified.

-At least we have food and water. -Well, we have water.

One water.

Everything else is back on the dock.

What?! Are you serious?!

Your brother is quite the showman.

You're wearing white socks pulled up to your knees.

I knew that rascal would prank me today.

The ol' "we've run out of gas in the middle of a lake" routine.

A zinger!

You know what I like about being out here?

The silence.

I hear ya. Now watch this.

I'm gonna make Cooper pretend to freak out. Here you go, little fishies! In case you get thirsty!

Fred, stop!

Now we have nothing!

Don't let Ollie know, but we're in serious trouble.

Why don't you just call your mom?

I don't have service.

Well played, sir.

This guy.

We gotta get this thing back to shore.

Grab the oars!

You mean these?!

-Oops! -[splash]

Fred, what are you doing?!

Is everything alright?

Uh, sure, bud, just trying to stir up the little fishies.

Best. Day. Ever!

Mom! I think I have a way to prevent another marshmallow smackdown.

We can glue Ollie's headgear on the front of the robot as a safety guard!

Okay, that's a fun $300 fix that's not gonna happen.

Guess who just figured out how to fix this robot?

Hint, she's really smart and has no patience for guessing games.

It's me!

Charlotte, we have a plan, don't worry about it.

I'm not worried, I just have a couple of small thoughts

just in case you get stuck.

"Because a back-up plan is always a...

[both] ...solid plan!"

Page 43 of the Clover Scouts Handbook!

Mike drop.

Please never pick that mike up again.

But, okay, give us your small thoughts.

So, I was thinking how this robot reminds me

of that Grand Canyon puzzle we did.

Remember, we were lost

because we were looking at everything backwards?

And because Ollie stuck the last piece up his...

Well, let's not relive that.

See what I'm talking about here, Mom?

Oh, this could actually work!

Maybe... if we knew someone who could rewire a circuit board.

Uh, let me read up on it.

Or... you could read my shoulder.

Check the rewiring badge.

Come on, let's figure this out.

Oh...

You're doing it, Ollie!

I hope it's a big fish!

We have to feed three.

An old boot?

Score!

[splash]

Aw! Got away!

It happens to the best of us.

Let's put some more bait on there.

I don't know how long we're gonna be out here.

You might wanna lather up, too.

Fred! You gotta be--!

What're you doing?!

Uh...

this is another fishing trick.

You block everything out, so you can be one with the fish.

That does make sense.

I'm begging you. Stop throwing things off this boat!

Alright, Coop. Bravo.

You can drop the act now.

What are you talking about?

This whole charade. Stranded on the lake.

I know this is all just part of our epic prank war.

Fred! This isn't a prank!

Look around!

We have no food, no water, no radio,

the gas tank is empty,

and you threw away our oars!

Wait...

so this is actually real?!

Yes!

It's hitting me all at once, I'm about to--

Keep it together.

For Ollie's sake.

Now, when I remove my hand, promise you won't scream?

Ahh!

Fred, I'm serious. When I move my hand, don't scream.

Ahh!

Mom, I think I have a simple fix.

I cubed all the marshmallows so they won't jam the launcher!

The S'more Bot is back in business.

-That's a good idea, honey-- -But not necessary.

Mom and I already fixed this.

-Check it out. -[S'more Bot turns on]

Uh-oh.

-Do you hear that? -The sound of judges

gushing over our robot? Yep!

[both] Boom!

This has been great, doing a project with both my girls!

What do you say, should we celebrate with a s'more?

I think I'll pass.

Right, you've got a big presentation to work on.

The final step to earning my badge... and your trip to New York.

Who got the cool end of that deal, am I right?

You know what?

I don't think I wanna do the presentation.

Cami, what are you saying?

What about the trip? Wasn't that why you wanted to build the robot?

I didn't build the robot.

You and Charlotte did.

This isn't my project.

Doesn't that go against the Clover Code?

Section 318, paragraph 4?

Yeah, that's actually paragraph 5.

And technically, I'm an assistant, so it would never hold up in Clover Court.

Mom can back me up.

Of course she can. I've totally failed as a big brother. Ollie's first fishing trip is a disaster.

What are you doing?

Contacting rescue planes.

I read that tinfoil can act as an antenna.

Full disclosure, I may have dreamt that.

Where'd you even get the tinfoil?

There may have been one emergency sandwich that made it on the boat.

This is bad, Fred!

I just wish I had the Wratherheads

to help me figure out what to say to Ollie.

You've got one Wratherhead.

Let me help.

Alright.

[sighs]

-Would you rather-- -Boo! Where's Fred, your foxy sidekick?

Sorry, continue.

Would you rather tell your little brother we're in real danger,

or let him keep thinking

he's having one of the best days of his life?

Keep him in the dark. I know I felt better before I knew.

Thanks, Wrather... head.

I'm gonna check on Ollie.

And in the event that my tinfoil hat doesn't work,

I do know Morse code.

We could try signaling ships.

That'd be great if we had something that reflects sunlight.

Problem solved!

And my mom said I was vain for carrying this around.

Well, who's laughing now, Mother?!

[reel spinning]

Is that another bite, Ollie?

Keep him on the line!

A stick?

Hey, I never caught one that big. You're a natural!

And you just gave me a genius idea.

You're probably wondering why we're wearing pieces of the boat tarp.

Nope.

Feel that? It's starting to get windy!

Any second now, our clothes will act like a sail,

pick up the breeze, and we'll glide back

to the dock like none of this ever happened.

Pure brilliance on every level.

-[wind rushing] -Here it comes! Brace yourselves!

[wind gusts]

Well, Cooper, now I'm wondering why we didn't keep our clothes on

and use the boat tarp as the sail.

Hey, I brought you a s'more.

I'm good, thanks.

Sweetie, I'm sorry we left you out.

I really thought you just wanted to win the trip.

I didn't know you wanted to build the robot.

I didn't want to build the robot...

I wanted to build the robot with you.

I know I don't always act like it,

but I still like doing things with you.

Really?

You're so independent, sometimes I don't wanna get in your way.

But you need to know, I am always up for some Cami-Mom time.

That's why I wanted to try Clover Scouts.

Because you and Charlotte always had so much fun.

But it's not me.

The outfits, the rulebook. Those people are crazy!

-Oh, they're not that bad. -We are that bad.

Charlotte!

Okay, you're right. One Clover Scout in the family is enough.

So, how about you pick any activity you want us to do together, and it's on.

Thanks, Mom.

You gonna eat that s'more?

Yep.

[both] Boom!

You always remember your first catch.

Stick fish.

We're gonna be eatin' good tonight!

[shutter click]

-[laughing] -Any luck?

Luck has nothing to do with it. I've contacted a ship, one mile due east.

Very nice people. We've been talking for the last ten minutes.

[laughs] No, you are!

[exhales]

Inside joke.

So, are they coming to rescue us?

Yep. They're just finishing up lunch, and then they're gonna head on over.

Did they say what they were having for lunch?

Yeah, they started things out with a spring salad--

It's a buoy!

You've been talking to a reflection!

So, after this, we're not all going out for froyo?

How did this day go so wrong?

I just wanted to give my little brother the best day ever,

like Dad gave me...

-[reel spinning quickly] -Uh, guys?

I got another one! He's putting up a fight!

Cooper, help me reel him in!

I think he really hooked a fish!

I shared things with that buoy I've never told anyone.

-[line spooling] -Forget the buoy, the boat's moving.

This fish is pulling us!

I could use a little help here! I've got you, Ollie!

We just need to keep the fish on the line, and you from flying out of this boat.

[Fred] It's working, I'll steer.

Ollie, let out a little slack.

Now, reel 'em in tight.

Easy. Not too fast... good!

Now, let him swim.

Am I doing it right?

You're doing great, buddy!

Look at this.

A beautiful day,

-a nice view... -[Fred screams]

[wind rushes]

Oh! Bad view! Bad view!

Get us home, fish!

Hey...

sorry for storming out on the project.

I'm sorry for butting in. I just...

got carried away.

Even so, I can sense you care about the badge,

and... I care about you.

So, I'm still going to do the presentation,

and you can get number 94.

Sweet completion!

Thanks, Cami.

You're a really good sister.

I try...

when I want to.

That said, if I ever hear about any new badges--

Oh, yeah. Keep it to yourself, I'm an absolute mess.

Hey.

I'd ask how the trip went, but I think I have my answer.

Yes, we lost our clothes and got stranded.

But then Ollie caught a fish, and, after three hours

of zigging and zagging across the lake,

we finally got close enough to swim to shore.

Get to the good part! The lake gift shop had an amazing selection.

Yet, he still went with that.

This is why I don't fish.

Hey.

I'm sorry I couldn't give you an awesome first fishing trip.

Are you kidding?! Today was the best day ever!

Thanks, Coop.

The day's not over yet.

Still one thing left to do.

Now, Cami, I want you to know that the bullseye on a target

is usually a yellow circle.

I know. I just think this is gonna motivate me a little more.

And this is okay with Charlotte?

She has 14 copies on her bookshelf.

Okay then, ready?

[Cami] Aim...

[both] Fire!

[both] Woo!

Look who just got matching gift shop sweatshirts?!

[as Lil Fred] What can I say? He really knows fashion.

Only the target, Cami. Only the target.

Whee!