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Cami, careful!
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My ankle's still broken
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from when I did my triple twist
in gymnastics class.
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I heard you got a blister
standing in line to register.
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It's hard to remember details
when your body is in shock.
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Sorry I'm late.
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I needed some extra prep time.
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To ruin your hair?
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I'm breaking a slump.
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My hockey playoffs start tonight,
and I've been playing terribly.
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I need something drastic
to change my luck.
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There's drastic,
and then there's criminal.
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Uh, can you two save
your buddy banter for after the show?
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And... we're on.
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Good morning, Wratherheads.
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We thought we'd kick off today
with a very romantic question.
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Would you rather hug an angry cat
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or kiss a filthy rat?
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You Wrathers are making all kinds
of bad fashion decisions today.
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You want some of this?
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You don't scare me.
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Yes, you do.
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Vote now, Wratherheads.
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And no comments on Ollie's outfit.
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My mom's making him wear it
for his class picture day.
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I looked so adorable
in that thing when I was his age.
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Now he has to wear it.
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Adorable?
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I remember one person
teased you so much
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you ran home crying.
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Hey, my grandma's a pistol.
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If you're gonna wear shorts,
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you better have
the knees to back 'em up.
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Oh, look. The votes are in.
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Hug an angry cat it is!
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Ollie, you sure you want to do this?
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He's got some pretty big claws.
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The bigger the claws,
the bigger the hugs.
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That's not a saying.
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I just said it.
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Okay then, here we go!
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-[cat screeches]
-Ah! Ah!
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Not me, Ollie!
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Sorry, Fred.
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-[cat meows]
-Ow! Ow, ow, ow!
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Cat!
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[gasps]
My favorite pants!
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-Cooper!
-I'm sorry.
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-Good kitty. Pretty kitty.
-[cat snarls]
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-[cat screeches]
-[scratching, ripping]
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Told you he was a hugger.
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[theme music playing]
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♪ Would you rather lose your phone ♪
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♪ Or give up pizza for a month ♪
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♪ Share your diary with the world ♪
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♪ Or have to eat it for your lunch ♪
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♪ Sing out of tune to your friends ♪
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♪ Or trip and fall into your crush ♪
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♪ Shave your head, paint it red ♪
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♪ Or use your dog's toothbrush ♪
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♪ We need a little Q and A ♪
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♪ Come on Wratherheads, play along ♪
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♪ Would you rather do this ♪
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♪ Would you rather do this ♪
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♪ Or would you rather do that ♪
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♪ Would you rather do that ♪
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♪ Don't matter what we do ♪
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♪ We're doing it with you ♪
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♪ I'd rather do that ♪
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♪ Ask the world!Would you rather do this ♪
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♪ Would you rather do this ♪
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♪ Or would you rather just dance ♪
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♪ No matter what we doWe're doing it with you ♪
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♪ I'd rather do that ♪
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Ask the world!
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♪ Would you rather do that? ♪
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[indistinct chatter]
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Settle down, social committee.
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The school has given us
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500 bucks for our next social event.
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Well, 480.
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I needed a new gavel.
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How about a dance?
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Oh, Clare, so close.
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But what's better than a dance?
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A dance where you can win something.
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How about a dance-a-thon?
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[loud banging]
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Worth every penny.
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Now we need an awesome theme.
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I'll get the ball rolling
by suggesting Hawaiian luau.
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Or we could do a winter wonderland.
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Or we could all remember
we live in Minnesota.
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Anybody else?
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Yes!
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Uh, sorry, I don't think I know you.
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That's okay, I don't know you either.
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I think that's because I'm new here.
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Great, so do you have
an idea and a name?
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Yes, and yes. Delaware.
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What kind of idea is that?
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No, that's my name.
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My idea is
a street robot-toga party theme.
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Your name is Delaware?
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Yep. Well, that's
of course my nickname.
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My real name is Arizona.
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-My mom named me after her favorite--
-State?
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Aunt. Aunt Arizona, she's so cool.
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She lives in Oregon.
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It's a small town in Missouri.
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Okay.
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Um, getting back to your idea.
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Explain it to me
as if I thought you were bonkers
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and had no idea
what you were talking about.
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It's past meets future.
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We used to be ruled by Romans in togas,
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and we're soon to be ruled by robots.
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What do they both have in common?
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Say it with me: dance!
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Did she say it too?
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I couldn't hear because I was talking.
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I still like winter wonderland.
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-Under the sea!
-No, but...
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[all chattering]
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Guys!
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I think Jack was on to something
when he said luau.
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Wait, but I didn't say--
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Jack, just take the compliment.
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All in favor of luau, say aye.
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[all]
Aye!
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All right, luau it is.
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-[thud]
-[gasps]
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All in favor of taking
Clare to the nurse?
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[mouthing]
Sorry.
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-[buzzer]
-[cheering]
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Chew on that, South Plains! Boom!
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Take that, slump! Boom!
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You did great out there.
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Let me get my star some water.
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Can you get me some extra dino sauce?
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Don't ever think about becoming a nurse.
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Finally, the old Cooper is back.
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If we win tomorrow,
we go to the finals!
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Wolverines!
[howls]
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[all howling]
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[howls, coughs]
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Ah. Why couldn't you be
the North Plains Cows?
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I'm a much better moo-er.
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Talk about a good end to a horrible day.
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Cat attack,
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breaking your crutch,
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making it up to you by pulling
you around school in that wagon.
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You know, your Pop-Pop
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went in and out
of slumps when he bowled.
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One time, after having a horrible day,
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he bowled his best game.
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He thought it was the universe
making it up to him,
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so he kept repeating that horrible day,
hoping to get the same result.
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Great story.
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Does it end with me getting dino sauce?
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No.
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Congratulations, see you at home.
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Bye, Fred!
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I'm totally doing Pop-Pop's thing.
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If I repeat my horrible day,
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then I could get the same results.
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I like it.
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Now lead me to the rink, my good man.
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I wanna feel the ice on my tootsies.
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Hey, Cami. What do you
think of my wagon?
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I think I want to find a steep hill.
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Morning, Fred. I like the upgrades.
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While you're riding your winning streak,
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I thought I'd ride in style.
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Ow!
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You get the idea.
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Hey, I thought
we weren't doing the show today.
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If I want to win my game later,
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I need to repeat all the horrible things
that happened yesterday.
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Including the cat attack.
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Sorry I have to miss that,
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but I have a dance-a-thon to plan.
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If you can believe it,
some new girl wanted a robot-toga party.
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[Fred]
I can believe it.
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I look great in a toga.
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And that's why we're not having
a robot-toga party.
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Hey, Wratherheads.
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If it's cool with you guys,
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I need to do yesterday's question
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with the same result.
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I'll explain later.
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So, would you rather hug an angry cat
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or kiss a filthy rat?
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[cat snarls]
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Thanks for putting on the suit again,
Ollie.
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I love three things:
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my brother,
Wolverines hockey, and cat violence.
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The votes are in. Thanks, Wratherheads.
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-[exhales]
-[cat growls]
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Here we go, angry cat.
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[cat screeches]
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[groans]
Ahh!
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Yes!
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Now's when I break Fred's crutch.
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Step on Ollie's toys.
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-[toys squeaking]
-Ow, ow, ow!
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Fingers crossed this blister
heals before the dance.
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I've got some
great rubber ducky bed sheets
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that'll make my toga lit.
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Look at you, fancy lady.
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Didn't you get all dressed up
yesterday, too?
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Mom, I'm not dressed up.
They're just clothes.
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These earrings match, right?
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Yes.
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Listen, I know you're at that age
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when you don't want to share stuff
with your mom--
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Oh, good, so we're all on the same page.
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Pass the cereal, please.
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Charlotte, I'm really sorry.
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[screams]
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Yes!
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Again, seriously, couldn't feel worse.
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Cooper, what is wrong with you?
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Cooper!
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What is happening?
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I'm doing the Pop-Pop thing!
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Come and get me, kitty!
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[cat growls]
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-Ah! Ah!
-[cat screeches]
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Get off my son, you relatively tiny cat.
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[cat screeches]
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[Cooper]
I hope Pop-Pop was right.
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[buzzer]
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Pop-Pop was right!
We're going to the finals!
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That's my son!
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That's my son.
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Not the one in the wagon.
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Way to go, Coop!
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[horn plays "Charge"]
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I just put that in.
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You know it's cool
'cause everyone's staring at me.
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And there's gonna be a punch bowl
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shaped like an actual volcano.
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Does it erupt in people's faces?
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I'm trying to throw a party,
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not send kids to the E.R.
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I like the E.R.
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Janet gives me lollipops.
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[knocking]
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00:10:08,917 --> 00:10:10,077
Delaware, what are you doing?
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Standing in your doorway
250
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answering your question
about what I'm doing!
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I have something to tell you.
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Okay, what is it?
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I'm gonna be honest.
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I forgot, but I'll get it back.
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It just takes a second
when I'm overexcited.
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Okay, well, I'm kind of sort of busy.
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-So--
-Retrace steps.
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Riding my bike, taking nap in the yard,
259
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getting yelled at for taking a nap
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in that lady's yard.
[shouting] Got it!
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Wow, that was loud.
262
00:10:33,083 --> 00:10:34,633
Okay, what is it?
263
00:10:34,709 --> 00:10:36,379
I was researching our luau,
264
00:10:36,458 --> 00:10:37,418
and found this.
265
00:10:38,417 --> 00:10:41,037
Some people may see
a metallic street performer
266
00:10:41,125 --> 00:10:43,665
buying a frozen banana
from a Hawaiian food truck,
267
00:10:43,750 --> 00:10:44,670
but I see...
268
00:10:44,750 --> 00:10:45,580
Robots at a luau.
269
00:10:45,667 --> 00:10:46,497
Yes!
270
00:10:47,750 --> 00:10:49,790
But your face is kind of saying no.
271
00:10:50,083 --> 00:10:51,133
Sorry.
272
00:10:51,208 --> 00:10:53,498
Fair enough, just throwing it out there.
273
00:10:53,583 --> 00:10:55,043
Hanging with the social committee
274
00:10:55,125 --> 00:10:57,665
has cracked open
this creative vortex in my brain.
275
00:10:57,750 --> 00:10:59,420
It almost scares me what I'll find next.
276
00:11:00,291 --> 00:11:01,541
You and me both.
277
00:11:01,625 --> 00:11:03,325
Oh, you so rock.
278
00:11:03,417 --> 00:11:04,957
To the napping yard!
279
00:11:09,583 --> 00:11:10,753
[beep]
280
00:11:12,166 --> 00:11:13,246
Yes!
281
00:11:13,333 --> 00:11:15,793
My assistant Pam came through
with the luau supplies.
282
00:11:15,875 --> 00:11:17,455
She just needs the money.
283
00:11:23,500 --> 00:11:24,880
Where's the envelope?
284
00:11:28,917 --> 00:11:31,497
[sighs]
My luau money is gone.
285
00:11:31,583 --> 00:11:32,923
Somebody steal it?
286
00:11:33,000 --> 00:11:36,250
No, this backpack
hasn't left my sight all day.
287
00:11:37,208 --> 00:11:39,078
I lost the dance-a-thon money.
288
00:11:40,083 --> 00:11:41,543
You seem down.
289
00:11:41,625 --> 00:11:43,125
Maybe I can help.
290
00:11:43,208 --> 00:11:45,708
[rock music plays]
291
00:11:55,041 --> 00:11:57,081
Morning, sweetie.
I made you a healthy breakfast
292
00:11:57,166 --> 00:11:58,376
to get your engine started.
293
00:11:58,458 --> 00:12:00,878
Can't talk, gotta find my luau money.
294
00:12:03,208 --> 00:12:05,208
But you seem plenty awake.
295
00:12:09,208 --> 00:12:11,078
Whoa, not so fast.
296
00:12:11,959 --> 00:12:13,669
Oh, I get it.
297
00:12:13,750 --> 00:12:15,880
You care more
about Cooper's winning streak than me.
298
00:12:15,959 --> 00:12:18,379
I was just hoping you'd talk to me.
299
00:12:18,458 --> 00:12:20,998
I'm your mother
and I'm pretty sure all this
300
00:12:21,083 --> 00:12:22,083
is about a boy.
301
00:12:22,166 --> 00:12:24,206
[chuckles]
There's no boy.
302
00:12:24,291 --> 00:12:26,921
So Caleb is the name of your notebook?
303
00:12:28,208 --> 00:12:29,208
Um...
304
00:12:31,250 --> 00:12:32,960
[sighs]
Fine, he's in my math class,
305
00:12:33,041 --> 00:12:35,171
snorts when he laughs and plays the tuba.
306
00:12:35,250 --> 00:12:36,420
-[sighs]
-Aw.
307
00:12:36,500 --> 00:12:38,830
He sounds... cute.
308
00:12:38,917 --> 00:12:40,127
I know, right?
309
00:12:40,583 --> 00:12:43,133
I've been trying to get up the nerve
to ask him if he wants to hang out,
310
00:12:43,250 --> 00:12:47,170
but Cooper keeps ruining my outfits
with his superstitious nonsense.
311
00:12:47,250 --> 00:12:49,000
Where'd he come up with that anyway?
312
00:12:49,083 --> 00:12:52,213
[chuckling]
I have no idea.
313
00:12:52,291 --> 00:12:54,251
-[toys squeaking]
-[Cooper] Ow, ow, ow!
314
00:12:54,333 --> 00:12:55,713
Uh-oh, here he comes!
315
00:12:55,792 --> 00:12:57,832
-Go. I'll handle your brother.
-Thanks, Mom.
316
00:13:02,208 --> 00:13:03,168
Where's Charlotte?
317
00:13:03,250 --> 00:13:04,380
Oh, she tried to run out
318
00:13:04,458 --> 00:13:05,788
but I got her with some milk
319
00:13:05,875 --> 00:13:06,915
before she left.
320
00:13:07,000 --> 00:13:07,920
You're welcome.
321
00:13:08,917 --> 00:13:10,327
Wow, thanks, Mom.
322
00:13:11,333 --> 00:13:12,833
What's taking that cat so long?
323
00:13:12,917 --> 00:13:14,287
Whiskers, in here!
324
00:13:15,834 --> 00:13:19,174
Wait, how could you spill milk
on Charlotte if this is unopened?
325
00:13:20,542 --> 00:13:22,672
Ugh! Fine, I lied.
326
00:13:22,750 --> 00:13:25,170
But only because I don't want you
to spill milk on your sister.
327
00:13:25,250 --> 00:13:27,420
But what about my winning streak?
328
00:13:27,500 --> 00:13:28,960
Cooper,
329
00:13:29,041 --> 00:13:30,831
you're gonna be fine without the milk.
330
00:13:30,917 --> 00:13:32,497
Believe in yourself,
331
00:13:32,583 --> 00:13:34,173
and success will follow.
332
00:13:34,250 --> 00:13:35,920
Yeah, yeah, stop reading
333
00:13:36,000 --> 00:13:37,880
fortune cookie messages off the fridge.
334
00:13:39,083 --> 00:13:41,213
Just because it came from a cookie
doesn't mean it's not true.
335
00:13:43,917 --> 00:13:45,957
And then I took the envelope
336
00:13:46,041 --> 00:13:47,831
and I put it in my folder.
337
00:13:47,917 --> 00:13:49,627
Then I looked up.
338
00:13:49,709 --> 00:13:51,789
Ahh! Ah, haha! Aloha!
339
00:13:51,875 --> 00:13:56,035
Everyone, uh, welcome
to the luau meeting.
340
00:13:56,125 --> 00:13:59,455
Uh, we've got our big dance-a-thon
tomorrow night.
341
00:13:59,542 --> 00:14:01,502
Everything's going as planned
and that about covers it.
342
00:14:01,583 --> 00:14:02,543
Meeting adjourned.
343
00:14:04,000 --> 00:14:06,210
Wait, we have ideas for the luau theme.
344
00:14:06,291 --> 00:14:08,381
Or we could do something else.
345
00:14:08,458 --> 00:14:10,288
I'd hate for it not to work out.
346
00:14:10,375 --> 00:14:14,125
Okay, how about...
pineapple smoothies.
347
00:14:14,208 --> 00:14:15,288
And a surfboard photo stand.
348
00:14:15,375 --> 00:14:16,535
[chuckles]
349
00:14:16,625 --> 00:14:19,035
Those sound very expensive.
350
00:14:19,125 --> 00:14:20,705
Um, I was actually thinking
351
00:14:20,792 --> 00:14:23,582
we could have more
of a B.Y.O.T. dance-a-thon.
352
00:14:23,667 --> 00:14:25,287
You know, bring your own theme,
353
00:14:25,375 --> 00:14:27,995
and decorations,
and food, and drinks.
354
00:14:28,083 --> 00:14:29,923
So B.Y.O.T.D.F.D.
355
00:14:31,375 --> 00:14:34,035
Well, we still haven't talked about
what the winner of the dance-a-thon gets.
356
00:14:34,125 --> 00:14:37,495
A slap on the back
and a sparkly pen.
357
00:14:37,583 --> 00:14:39,333
[gasps]
Ooh, pretty.
358
00:14:40,417 --> 00:14:41,747
Uh, heh, you guys good?
359
00:14:41,834 --> 00:14:43,424
Yeah, you are! See you at the dance!
360
00:14:50,375 --> 00:14:51,665
[chuckles]
361
00:14:51,750 --> 00:14:55,040
So, wanna tell me what's wrong?
362
00:14:55,125 --> 00:14:58,125
If anyone was half-listening to you,
you're worried about money.
363
00:14:58,417 --> 00:15:00,037
I really can't.
364
00:15:00,125 --> 00:15:02,245
Being by yourself is never fun.
367
00:15:02,333 --> 00:15:04,750
I learned that the hard way
at see-saw camp.
365
00:15:06,291 --> 00:15:07,671
But maybe I could help.
366
00:15:16,333 --> 00:15:18,673
I lost the envelope
with the fundraiser money in it.
367
00:15:20,250 --> 00:15:23,000
You can report me
to the committee if you want.
368
00:15:23,083 --> 00:15:24,423
Not my style.
369
00:15:24,500 --> 00:15:28,750
But I might turn you in...
to the hug police.
370
00:15:29,333 --> 00:15:31,833
Wee-ooh-wee-ooh-wee-ooh!
371
00:15:33,458 --> 00:15:34,628
Thanks.
372
00:15:35,458 --> 00:15:37,328
What am I gonna do?
373
00:15:37,417 --> 00:15:39,627
I promised everyone
a great dance-a-thon,
374
00:15:39,709 --> 00:15:41,169
and now I've ruined it.
375
00:15:41,458 --> 00:15:43,668
So the money's gone.
376
00:15:43,750 --> 00:15:46,670
But we can still throw a great event.
377
00:15:46,750 --> 00:15:48,290
I've got the music covered.
378
00:15:48,375 --> 00:15:50,205
I got a drum set when I was five.
379
00:15:53,041 --> 00:15:54,881
[arrhythmic drumming]
380
00:15:56,959 --> 00:15:59,169
Can you believe
I never took a lesson?
381
00:16:00,250 --> 00:16:01,290
Uh-huh.
382
00:16:06,375 --> 00:16:08,035
Delaware...
383
00:16:08,125 --> 00:16:09,875
you're a genius!
384
00:16:12,333 --> 00:16:14,253
That's how I lost the money.
385
00:16:14,333 --> 00:16:15,963
[sighs]
Follow me.
386
00:16:19,792 --> 00:16:21,422
Stay away from me, Cooper!
387
00:16:21,500 --> 00:16:23,250
You think I want to do this?
388
00:16:23,333 --> 00:16:24,333
Hi, Cami!
389
00:16:30,041 --> 00:16:33,211
The janitor said yesterday's trash
is still here.
390
00:16:33,542 --> 00:16:35,252
Hopefully it won't be that bad,
391
00:16:35,333 --> 00:16:36,753
and the money will be in there.
392
00:16:39,083 --> 00:16:39,923
It's bad.
393
00:16:41,875 --> 00:16:44,205
Why did it have to be Sloppy Joe Day?
394
00:16:44,291 --> 00:16:45,581
The flies seem to like it.
395
00:16:50,250 --> 00:16:52,710
Whoa, Nelly, that's a lot of yuck.
396
00:16:53,291 --> 00:16:55,381
Yeah, but somewhere
under all that yuck
397
00:16:55,458 --> 00:16:57,628
is my reputation as social chair.
398
00:16:58,417 --> 00:17:00,957
Uh, if we just climb down carefully...
399
00:17:01,041 --> 00:17:02,381
Cannonball!
400
00:17:02,458 --> 00:17:04,998
Delaware! What are you doing?
401
00:17:05,083 --> 00:17:06,583
There's no time for careful.
402
00:17:06,667 --> 00:17:08,997
We've got a dance-a-thon to put on!
403
00:17:09,709 --> 00:17:10,919
Is it gross?
404
00:17:11,000 --> 00:17:13,250
No, it's just a lot of dancing.
405
00:17:15,542 --> 00:17:16,382
What was that?
406
00:17:16,458 --> 00:17:17,458
What was what?
407
00:17:17,542 --> 00:17:18,672
Something just grabbed my ankle.
408
00:17:19,750 --> 00:17:21,750
Oh, my gosh! Ah! Ah!
409
00:17:21,834 --> 00:17:23,544
Delaware!
410
00:17:23,625 --> 00:17:24,705
Delaware!
411
00:17:24,792 --> 00:17:27,882
Hang on, I'm coming! Cannonball!
412
00:17:34,250 --> 00:17:35,420
Wait!
413
00:17:35,500 --> 00:17:36,790
Am I not supposed to be here?
414
00:17:36,875 --> 00:17:38,205
I don't like trouble.
415
00:17:38,291 --> 00:17:41,501
Don't let the tuba playing
fool you, I am no bad boy.
416
00:17:42,750 --> 00:17:44,420
I'm just listening for my brother.
417
00:17:44,500 --> 00:17:45,710
Long story.
418
00:17:45,792 --> 00:17:48,082
Let me just grab my math book
and then we can go to the library.
419
00:17:48,166 --> 00:17:50,536
Oh, uh, any chance I could have
a glass of milk?
420
00:17:50,625 --> 00:17:51,995
-What?
-Oh.
421
00:17:52,083 --> 00:17:53,043
Sorry.
422
00:17:53,125 --> 00:17:56,035
Any chance I could have
a glass of milk, please?
423
00:17:56,125 --> 00:17:57,745
[sighs]
424
00:17:57,834 --> 00:18:00,044
No, I'm sorry, we're... out of milk.
425
00:18:00,125 --> 00:18:01,995
How about a glass
of apple juice instead?
426
00:18:02,083 --> 00:18:06,043
Ooh. Uh, more sugar
than I'm usually allowed, but...
427
00:18:06,125 --> 00:18:07,625
[sighs]
428
00:18:07,709 --> 00:18:09,669
...maybe I am a bad boy.
429
00:18:14,375 --> 00:18:16,915
Only two hours till the finals.
430
00:18:17,000 --> 00:18:18,630
You still need to hit Charlotte with milk.
431
00:18:20,333 --> 00:18:22,253
Lucky for us, she came home.
432
00:18:24,166 --> 00:18:27,126
Who's that drinking my apple juice?
433
00:18:27,208 --> 00:18:29,378
It's that rough and tumble band kid.
434
00:18:30,875 --> 00:18:32,325
If I didn't have a blister...
435
00:18:33,750 --> 00:18:36,580
That must be the guy
Charlotte's always talking about.
436
00:18:36,667 --> 00:18:39,077
This is why she's been dressing up.
437
00:18:39,166 --> 00:18:41,666
And why mom was protecting her
from my milk spill.
438
00:18:41,750 --> 00:18:43,250
Mama bear's not here now.
439
00:18:43,333 --> 00:18:44,383
Go get her, champ.
440
00:18:44,959 --> 00:18:48,999
I would, but I just created
the perfect butt nest in my playa' wagon.
441
00:18:54,834 --> 00:18:55,884
I don't know.
442
00:18:55,959 --> 00:18:57,499
Charlotte really likes this guy.
443
00:18:58,291 --> 00:19:02,711
[groans] Horrible
caring brother instinct kicking in.
444
00:19:03,208 --> 00:19:04,128
Must resist.
445
00:19:06,166 --> 00:19:07,326
Ready to get out of here?
446
00:19:07,417 --> 00:19:09,957
Oh. Uh, can I use the bathroom first?
447
00:19:10,041 --> 00:19:11,171
Seriously?
448
00:19:12,458 --> 00:19:15,038
I mean, of course! Just be quick.
449
00:19:15,125 --> 00:19:17,165
I'll-- I'll try.
450
00:19:18,834 --> 00:19:20,134
I didn't mean--
451
00:19:20,208 --> 00:19:21,788
Just go.
452
00:19:25,625 --> 00:19:26,745
[grunts]
453
00:19:29,125 --> 00:19:30,165
Delaware!
454
00:19:32,208 --> 00:19:33,128
Hi, Cami.
455
00:19:33,208 --> 00:19:34,828
[sighs]
456
00:19:34,917 --> 00:19:37,877
Did it look like I was attacked
by a dumpster shark?
457
00:19:37,959 --> 00:19:40,709
I was thinking giant raccoon!
Why would you do that?
458
00:19:40,792 --> 00:19:42,542
Because it's awesome.
459
00:19:43,542 --> 00:19:45,002
You know what else is awesome?
460
00:19:46,917 --> 00:19:47,747
The money!
461
00:19:47,834 --> 00:19:49,584
Delaware, you're the best!
462
00:19:50,625 --> 00:19:52,745
You're also very different.
463
00:19:52,834 --> 00:19:54,504
I get that a lot.
464
00:19:56,041 --> 00:19:57,211
I like different.
465
00:19:58,250 --> 00:19:59,540
I don't get that a lot.
466
00:20:00,542 --> 00:20:01,632
Uh-oh.
467
00:20:01,709 --> 00:20:03,249
Do you hear those sirens?
471
00:20:03,333 --> 00:20:04,542
What sirens?
468
00:20:05,542 --> 00:20:08,082
The hug police!
469
00:20:12,333 --> 00:20:14,633
You have to start.
This is new territory for me.
470
00:20:19,875 --> 00:20:22,035
Here, pour this on me. I don't care.
471
00:20:22,125 --> 00:20:23,535
What about Caleb?
472
00:20:23,625 --> 00:20:24,785
It's going nowhere.
473
00:20:24,875 --> 00:20:27,285
I've been my usual awkward self
saying stupid things.
474
00:20:27,375 --> 00:20:30,075
I even questioned
the efficiency of his bladder.
475
00:20:31,291 --> 00:20:33,791
So that's not a good thing
to ask on a date?
476
00:20:35,125 --> 00:20:37,245
[sighs]
Here.
477
00:20:37,333 --> 00:20:39,253
At least one of us
should be a winner today.
478
00:20:42,291 --> 00:20:43,631
I can't.
479
00:20:43,709 --> 00:20:45,919
And if Caleb doesn't want
to hang out with you,
480
00:20:46,000 --> 00:20:47,380
he's the loser.
481
00:20:48,667 --> 00:20:50,577
That's nice. Thanks.
482
00:20:53,041 --> 00:20:55,381
Wolverines forever!
483
00:20:55,458 --> 00:20:57,418
[rapid drum beat]
484
00:21:10,333 --> 00:21:11,383
Weak.
485
00:21:16,500 --> 00:21:19,170
Is everything okay?
486
00:21:19,250 --> 00:21:21,540
I just spilled. I'm such an idiot.
487
00:21:21,625 --> 00:21:24,825
[chuckles]
We don't have to go to the library anymore
488
00:21:24,917 --> 00:21:26,327
if you don't want to.
489
00:21:26,417 --> 00:21:28,377
Are you kidding? I love the library!
490
00:21:28,458 --> 00:21:30,418
Uh, you still want to go, don't you?
491
00:21:30,500 --> 00:21:33,040
Y-Yeah, if you do. Do you?
492
00:21:33,125 --> 00:21:35,165
-If you do.
-Guys, go to the library.
493
00:21:37,625 --> 00:21:39,205
[gasps]
Thank you.
494
00:21:40,542 --> 00:21:43,462
Turn my wagon around.
I can't even look at you right now.
495
00:21:52,709 --> 00:21:55,879
All right, everybody,
welcome to the dance-a-thon!
496
00:21:55,959 --> 00:21:57,669
[cheering]
497
00:21:57,750 --> 00:22:00,630
It's pretty easy,
last person dancing wins.
498
00:22:00,709 --> 00:22:02,289
Tell them what they win, Delaware.
499
00:22:02,375 --> 00:22:04,325
A brand new pair of sunglasses
500
00:22:04,417 --> 00:22:07,747
so you won't be blinded
by your shiny new phone!
501
00:22:07,834 --> 00:22:09,964
[cheering]
502
00:22:10,041 --> 00:22:13,251
Three, two, one, dance!
503
00:22:13,333 --> 00:22:17,423
[dance music plays]
504
00:22:27,458 --> 00:22:29,248
Who do you think's gonna win the prize?
505
00:22:29,333 --> 00:22:30,883
Oh, I have to win.
506
00:22:30,959 --> 00:22:33,289
We spent all the money
on food and decorations.
507
00:22:33,375 --> 00:22:35,035
[whispering]
That's my phone.
508
00:22:42,417 --> 00:22:44,707
Hey, Coop, you made it. How'd you do?
509
00:22:45,792 --> 00:22:48,502
I lost a tooth, a toenail, and the game.
510
00:22:50,000 --> 00:22:51,710
But the night's not a total loss.
511
00:22:51,792 --> 00:22:52,632
Toga!
512
00:22:54,458 --> 00:22:55,668
I'd love to dance,
513
00:22:55,750 --> 00:22:57,330
but this blister is still throbbing.
514
00:22:57,417 --> 00:22:59,287
To the punch bowl, wagon boy!
515
00:23:05,166 --> 00:23:07,326
[screaming]
516
00:23:07,417 --> 00:23:09,207
[crash]
517
00:23:15,041 --> 00:23:16,461
Whee!
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