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Hey, Wratherheads,
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coming at you a little earlier than usual
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'cause guess what today is?
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The day you two learn how to aim?
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Well played.
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So, in honor of the first snowfall
of the year,
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Cooper, take it away.
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Would you rather wear
just your pajamas out in the snow
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or all your winter clothes in the house?
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[Fred]
What?!
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That's the special Would You Wrather
you dragged me out of bed for?
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Fred, you pounded on our door at 6:00 a.m.
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And when we didn't answer,
you wedged yourself through the window.
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Don't want me sneaking into your house?
Don't make waffles.
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Okay. And the Wratherheads say...
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wear all your winter clothes!
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-You got that, Ollie?
-[Ollie] I'm gonna need a second!
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While Ollie gets ready,
let's give you a little Fred time.
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[meowing to an electronic beat]
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Wow. I am very talented.
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Hurry up, Ollie!
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So...
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first snowfall.
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You psyched to play your annual
sled bowling game with Charlotte tonight?
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It's called snowling.
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And I don't "play" it, I dominate it.
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Check out my future ride.
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Who mounts a tennis ball cannon
on their sled?
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A winner, Cooper.
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A winner.
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Good luck.
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Don't your rules say you have to throw
this whole thing together by sunset?
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"Throw together"?
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I'm going to spend every second
between now and sundown
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turning Rhonda,
that's what I'm calling her,
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into a rocket-sled to glory.
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[Ollie]
I'm ready!
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Let's do this.
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Wratherheads, I give you
the human clothing ball.
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[Ollie]
Wheeee-- stop!
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Waffle me!
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Continue.
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[theme music playing]
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♪ Would you rather lose your phone ♪
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♪ Or give up pizza for a month ♪
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♪ Share your diary with the world ♪
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♪ Or have to eat it for your lunch ♪
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♪ Sing out of tune to your friends ♪
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♪ Or trip and fall into your crush ♪
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♪ Shave your head, paint it red ♪
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♪ Or use your dog's toothbrush ♪
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♪ We need a little Q and A ♪
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♪ Come on, Wratherheads, play along ♪
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-♪ Would you rather do this? ♪
-♪ Would you rather do this? ♪
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-♪ Or would you rather do that? ♪
-♪ Would you rather do that? ♪
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♪ Don't matter what we do ♪
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♪ We're doing it with you ♪
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♪ I'd rather do that ♪
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♪ Ask the world! ♪
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-♪ Would you rather do this? ♪
-♪ Would you rather do this? ♪
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-♪ Or would you rather just dance ♪
-♪ Or would you rather just dance ♪
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♪ No matter what we do ♪
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♪ We're doing it with you ♪
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♪ I'd rather do that ♪
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Ask the world!
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♪ Would you rather do that? ♪
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Hey, Charlotte, um, can you pass the--
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championship snowling trophy?
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Oh, wait. I already have it.
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The most coveted prize in all of sports--
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The Brown Log.
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Also the best trophy name
in all of sports.
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If only others could know the joy
of holding The Brown Log in their hands.
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I don't think she hears herself.
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Cami, you can keep the trophy
because I'm not playing this year.
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Yeah, right.
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Like you'd pass up the chance
to finally beat me on the slope,
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and knock over our new...
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snowling pins!
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-Morning, all.
-Morning.
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Are you kidding me?
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When did you take this?
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Don't worry, no one's going to be
paying attention to that fashion disaster.
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Because everyone's eyes will be on this.
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Looks like someone's
been added to the family.
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Yeah, only because you cried
and held your breath--
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No one cares
about the behind-the-scenes drama, Cami.
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The important thing
is there's a new addition!
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[text message dings]
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Fashion disaster coming through.
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Sorry, Cami,
but I think I'm over snowling.
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But-but... The Brown Log.
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Are you just gonna flush
our tradition down the toilet?
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The gift that keeps on giving.
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Sorry, Cami,
but my friends are coming over.
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And honestly, I think
I'm way too old for playing in the snow.
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But you're not.
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Just race Ollie.
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I don't race Ollie,
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I race you.
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This is our game.
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Hey. So you know
how I'm dating your school principal?
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Yes. We're all painfully aware.
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I know, I just like messing with you.
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Anyway, he got us tickets
for the opera this afternoon.
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But he just canceled because he's sick.
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Any ideas on what to do
with my spare ticket?
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That don't involve putting it
down the garbage disposal.
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Well, don't worry, I'm not going to force
any of you to go with me.
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Oh, my gosh. Thank you!
I was totally freaking--
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That was a trap to see
who didn't want to go the most.
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Cooper, you win!
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One hour,
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in your suit,
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at the door!
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Classic Jenna.
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And, Mom,
since my friends are coming over,
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maybe Cami can watch Ollie?
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She's not doing anything today.
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Great idea. Thanks, Cami.
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You! Let's go.
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Ugh. How did this day go so wrong?
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And how are you still single?
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I'll take this one...
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[app turns on]
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Hey, Wratherheads.
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I've got one for you.
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Would you rather go to the opera
or wipe your butt with sandpaper?
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You keep sandpaper out of your butt.
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Hello. We don't get out much.
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You need to learn to respect the arts.
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No phones.
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No phones?!
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What is this place?
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The last thing you want to do
is take away from other people's experi--
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[coughs]
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It's very rude to be a distract-- [coughs]
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People pay a lot of money to--
[coughs harder]
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I got a tickle. I'll be right back.
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[coughing] Excuse me.
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[text message dings]
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Principal Walker?
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"Hi, Jen-Jen. Still got the sniffles.
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Maybe you can pick me up
a bowl of"-- bored.
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[ensemble performer]
Ladies and gentlemen,
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please turn off your phonesas the matinee is about to begin.
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-[video game sounds]
-Yes!
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Very excited about this opera thing.
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I invented snowling to cheer up Charlotte
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because her fifth grade ski trip
got canceled.
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And how does she thank me?
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Like this...
[in a high voice] Thanks, Cami.
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No. She bails on the race.
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[in a deep voice] Thanks, Cami.
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What are you doing?
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I don't know.
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Hey. Can you leave this thing in here?
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My friends are arriving,
and it's kind of embarrassing.
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Embarrassing?
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Oh, and if you two could stay in here
all afternoon, too, that'd be super.
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It's kind of an older girl hang
and we were hoping not to have
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little ones running around
to ruin our good time.
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Thanks, you're a peach!
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"Ruin our good time"?!
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She had the nerve to say that to me
on the day she canceled snowling.
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Older sisters are the worst.
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Tell me about it...
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Snot chocolate?
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Snot choc--?
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Ew.
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You know what?
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If someone doesn't want me
to ruin their good time,
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that's exactly what I'm gonna do.
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But I'll need an assistant,
and Pam's golfing.
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You in?
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Yeah. But I'll need an assistant, too.
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An assistant to the assistant...
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I like it.
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Let's see,
who knows how to ruin a good time?
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Oh, I know-- Fred!
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-You rang?
-[screams]
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I didn't even call you yet.
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I sensed your need and I'm here to help.
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My one requirement: you call me Fredward.
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-No.
-Deal.
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So as your assistant, what do you need?
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Actually,
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I'm her assistant.
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You're my assistant.
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I'm the assistant to the assistant?
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I don't think I like that.
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You know what I don't like?
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Cold snot chocolate.
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Off you go.
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Okay, Charlotte,
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you ruin my tradition, I ruin your "hang."
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Be afraid. Be very afraid.
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Boy, I sure wouldn't want
to be Charlotte right now.
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Why does my hand
not have a fresh mug in it?
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Hey, ladies.
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Sorry that took a while,
but I found us some firewood
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to make it nice and toasty in here!
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Hot yoga.
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Very chic, Charlotte.
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Look at them trying to act all grown up.
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Ollie, it's go time.
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Ollie! Focus!
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I don't want to "bad mouth" my boss,
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but he's got no clue what's happening.
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Psst!
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-[bleating]
-[girls gasp]
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Are these goats?!
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Oh! This one's trying to climb on me!
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Yeah, that's-that's
because they're supposed to.
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Surprise! It's goat yoga!
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I've always wanted to try this.
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What? No!
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Grab a mat and let's "goat" crazy.
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That was really bad, I'm sorry.
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[bleating]
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Nice try, kiddo.
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Did you really think anyone
would be bothered by cute baby goats?
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Stay back, you horned beast!
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That's what I wanted.
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He smells my fear. He's the alpha!
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[Fred screams]
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[operatic music playing]
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♪ Figaro! ♪
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♪ Figaro! ♪
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♪ Fi-ga-rooo! ♪
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-♪ Ehi figaro! Son qua? ♪
-[video game sounds]
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♪ Ehi ♪
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♪ Figaro! ♪
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♪ Figaro here! Figaro there! ♪
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♪ Figaro su, figaro giu! ♪
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♪ Figaro you! Figaro you! ♪
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-Figaro me?
- ♪ Figaro you! ♪
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[in Italian accent]
Stop the music!
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You! Put down your phone!
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You heard the announcement.
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Do you think you're better
than everyone else here?
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No. Not at all.
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-This phone's not even on.
-[video game dying sound]
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Now it's not on.
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[Cooper]
Hey! That's my mom's phone!
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Now, may we proceed?
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-[applause]
-Grazie.
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Sorry, could not get that tickle to stop.
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I should probably check
that my phone is off.
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Shh, Mom. It's off.
Don't make a scene. Respect the arts.
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Aw, look at you, blending in at the opera!
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Look at them.
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Sure, they're happy now,
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but they're about to move on
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to "spa time."
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And I plan on giving them each
one of these.
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Ooo, sheet masks.
256
00:11:31,917 --> 00:11:34,327
Hello, healthy glowing skin,
am I right, boss?
257
00:11:35,709 --> 00:11:37,919
Don't make eye contact with me.
258
00:11:40,208 --> 00:11:42,078
Listen, you dullards,
259
00:11:42,166 --> 00:11:45,456
these "masks" are made
with a safe but very sticky glue
260
00:11:45,542 --> 00:11:47,832
that will stick to their faces
and ruin their evenings.
261
00:11:47,917 --> 00:11:50,327
Your job is to switch out these
with the real ones.
262
00:11:50,417 --> 00:11:53,037
I'd arouse too much suspicion,
so can you handle it?
263
00:11:53,125 --> 00:11:54,495
We won't let you down.
264
00:11:54,875 --> 00:11:56,705
We may have let you down.
265
00:11:58,250 --> 00:12:02,830
We probably shouldn't have offered
to demonstrate how the masks work.
266
00:12:02,917 --> 00:12:04,707
Or high-fived.
267
00:12:06,166 --> 00:12:08,076
Don't mind me.
We just had too much firewood.
268
00:12:10,333 --> 00:12:12,173
Nice masks, by the way.
269
00:12:12,792 --> 00:12:17,132
She won't be laughing
when she sees our flawless complexions!
270
00:12:17,208 --> 00:12:19,208
You are so fired.
271
00:12:20,875 --> 00:12:22,415
Oh, and Cami,
272
00:12:22,500 --> 00:12:24,830
we're about to watch
a grown-up, scary movie,
273
00:12:24,917 --> 00:12:26,627
so you might want to stay in here.
274
00:12:26,709 --> 00:12:29,039
I wouldn't want any of you
getting nightmares.
275
00:12:29,500 --> 00:12:30,420
Boop.
276
00:12:33,500 --> 00:12:36,540
Nothing I do is working, and she knows it.
277
00:12:36,625 --> 00:12:39,075
Cami, you've got two extra brains
working for you.
278
00:12:39,333 --> 00:12:40,423
Use them!
279
00:12:40,500 --> 00:12:42,330
Yeah, I think I'll ask the Wratherheads.
280
00:12:44,041 --> 00:12:47,461
Hey Wratherheads, this is
just me looking for a little help.
281
00:12:47,542 --> 00:12:50,252
My older sister ruined
something I was really excited about,
282
00:12:50,333 --> 00:12:51,923
so I want to ruin her party.
283
00:12:52,041 --> 00:12:53,001
How do I do it?
284
00:12:54,583 --> 00:12:56,463
Wow, lots of suggestions.
285
00:12:56,792 --> 00:12:59,922
And some very rude comments about my mask.
286
00:13:00,834 --> 00:13:02,884
Anyway...
287
00:13:02,959 --> 00:13:04,379
ding-dong ditching...
288
00:13:04,458 --> 00:13:05,998
a prank call...
289
00:13:06,083 --> 00:13:09,963
Ooh, LogLady14 suggests
pulling off a twisted scare.
290
00:13:10,041 --> 00:13:11,001
That's perfect!
291
00:13:11,083 --> 00:13:13,003
The group is
about to watch a horror movie.
292
00:13:13,083 --> 00:13:14,963
Thank you, LogLady14.
293
00:13:16,250 --> 00:13:17,420
Just give me a second.
294
00:13:17,500 --> 00:13:19,080
I have to go to the bathroom.
295
00:13:19,166 --> 00:13:20,166
Let's go.
296
00:13:21,000 --> 00:13:22,790
I want a raise.
297
00:13:24,000 --> 00:13:25,750
[operatic music playing]
298
00:13:25,834 --> 00:13:28,884
[Jenna snoring]
299
00:13:31,792 --> 00:13:32,632
[snores abruptly]
300
00:13:38,500 --> 00:13:39,960
The phone. Yes!
301
00:13:41,375 --> 00:13:43,575
[indistinct actor chatter]
302
00:13:43,917 --> 00:13:46,037
[music continues]
303
00:13:51,834 --> 00:13:54,424
Not the stage, not the stage,
not the stage.
304
00:14:01,166 --> 00:14:03,326
And I'm on the stage.
305
00:14:07,667 --> 00:14:08,997
This movie is pretty intense.
306
00:14:09,083 --> 00:14:11,793
So, if the Ice Elf's too creepy,
we don't have to finish it.
307
00:14:11,875 --> 00:14:15,075
It's the sound of his little feet
that freaks me out the most.
308
00:14:15,667 --> 00:14:16,537
I don't care.
309
00:14:16,625 --> 00:14:18,745
I live for the Ice Elf movies.
310
00:14:18,834 --> 00:14:19,714
We're watching it.
311
00:14:22,166 --> 00:14:24,126
Hunky Bear to Rainbow Sprinkles.
312
00:14:24,208 --> 00:14:26,958
The masks are off and we're not glued
to each other anymore.
313
00:14:27,041 --> 00:14:30,211
Mission is a go. Repeat, mission is a go.
314
00:14:30,834 --> 00:14:32,634
[Cami]
I'm standing right behind you.
315
00:14:34,291 --> 00:14:35,961
Copy that, Rainbow Sprinkles!
316
00:14:36,041 --> 00:14:37,381
Hunky Bear, out!
317
00:14:38,250 --> 00:14:40,250
[creepy music from TV]
318
00:14:40,750 --> 00:14:41,670
[elf laughter from TV]
319
00:14:41,750 --> 00:14:43,210
[screams]
320
00:14:43,291 --> 00:14:44,331
Don't go in there, Barb!
321
00:14:44,417 --> 00:14:47,127
That frozen freak is right behind you!
322
00:14:48,041 --> 00:14:50,921
[loud little footsteps]
323
00:14:51,000 --> 00:14:55,290
-What was that?
-That didn't come from the TV...
324
00:14:55,375 --> 00:14:56,825
That was from behind us!
325
00:14:58,333 --> 00:15:00,713
[footsteps continue]
326
00:15:00,792 --> 00:15:03,042
[music on TV stops]
329
00:15:03,125 --> 00:15:04,583
[lights flickering]
327
00:15:04,667 --> 00:15:05,747
What is happening?!
328
00:15:07,250 --> 00:15:09,540
[screaming]
329
00:15:12,291 --> 00:15:14,171
[evil laughter]
330
00:15:16,959 --> 00:15:19,999
Guys, wait,
that's just my little brother, Ollie.
331
00:15:20,083 --> 00:15:21,383
That wasn't Ollie...
332
00:15:21,458 --> 00:15:23,078
Ollie's right outside!
333
00:15:23,166 --> 00:15:25,036
Hello!
334
00:15:26,458 --> 00:15:29,498
And I'm right here! [evil laughter]
335
00:15:29,667 --> 00:15:32,247
[girls scream]
336
00:15:32,333 --> 00:15:35,213
-[laughing]
-That was awesome.
337
00:15:37,792 --> 00:15:38,922
Wait a second...
338
00:15:39,041 --> 00:15:41,211
-Hmm?
-If that's me,
339
00:15:41,291 --> 00:15:43,001
then who am I?
340
00:15:44,208 --> 00:15:46,168
[screams]
341
00:15:47,500 --> 00:15:49,040
♪ Figaro up! Figaro down! ♪
342
00:15:49,125 --> 00:15:50,495
♪ Figaro qua! Figaro la! ♪
343
00:15:50,583 --> 00:15:52,333
♪ Figaro here! Figaro there! ♪
344
00:15:52,417 --> 00:15:54,207
♪ Figaro su! Figaro giu! ♪
345
00:15:54,291 --> 00:15:56,081
♪ Figaro! ♪
346
00:15:56,166 --> 00:15:57,706
♪ Figaro! ♪
347
00:15:57,792 --> 00:15:59,292
♪ Figaro! Figaro! Figaro! ♪
348
00:15:59,375 --> 00:16:02,875
♪ Fi-ga-rooo ♪
349
00:16:07,417 --> 00:16:09,497
This isn't the men's room.
350
00:16:09,583 --> 00:16:10,633
You!
351
00:16:12,583 --> 00:16:16,753
Uh... I'm just gonna head back
to my seat now.
352
00:16:18,208 --> 00:16:21,628
[in Italian accent] You ruin the opera
for all the people out there.
353
00:16:21,709 --> 00:16:24,709
Yet you stand there
and smirk like you just don't care.
354
00:16:25,291 --> 00:16:26,131
Huh...
355
00:16:26,208 --> 00:16:27,828
You rhyme even when you're not singing.
356
00:16:28,333 --> 00:16:31,383
Anyway, I'm sorry for making such a fuss.
357
00:16:31,458 --> 00:16:34,038
If you give me back my phone,
I'll go jump on a bus.
358
00:16:35,083 --> 00:16:36,423
See what I did there?
359
00:16:37,500 --> 00:16:38,460
You know what?
360
00:16:38,542 --> 00:16:40,332
I'll give you your phone back.
361
00:16:40,417 --> 00:16:43,627
-But you must sing for it!
-What are you talking about?
362
00:16:43,709 --> 00:16:45,919
-Would you all like that?
-[audience applause]
363
00:16:48,125 --> 00:16:50,745
Yeah, you know what?
I don't see that happening.
364
00:16:50,834 --> 00:16:52,754
[music continues]
365
00:16:52,917 --> 00:16:55,207
♪ These lovely people, they pay a fee ♪
366
00:16:55,291 --> 00:16:57,331
♪ A high pretty penny to listen to me! ♪
367
00:16:58,083 --> 00:17:03,213
♪ You're as badAs that cretin sleeping out there ♪
368
00:17:03,291 --> 00:17:06,381
♪ Figaro sings ♪
369
00:17:06,458 --> 00:17:10,208
♪ How does she dare? ♪
370
00:17:10,291 --> 00:17:12,421
Get her out!
371
00:17:12,500 --> 00:17:13,790
Hey!
372
00:17:15,250 --> 00:17:16,920
♪ That woman you speak of ♪
373
00:17:17,000 --> 00:17:19,460
-♪ Is a wonderful mom ♪
-[snorts]
374
00:17:19,542 --> 00:17:21,962
♪ She raises four children ♪
375
00:17:22,041 --> 00:17:23,881
♪ From the crack of each dawn ♪
376
00:17:24,834 --> 00:17:27,464
♪ She brought me to the opera ♪
377
00:17:27,542 --> 00:17:30,712
♪ Although she is overworked ♪
378
00:17:30,792 --> 00:17:32,422
♪ To watch you sing ♪
379
00:17:32,500 --> 00:17:38,170
♪ You cranky, out of tune jerk! ♪
380
00:17:38,250 --> 00:17:39,580
♪ Figaro who? ♪
381
00:17:39,667 --> 00:17:40,707
♪ Figaro you! ♪
382
00:17:40,792 --> 00:17:42,002
♪ Figaro me? ♪
383
00:17:42,083 --> 00:17:43,083
♪ Figaro poo! ♪
384
00:17:43,166 --> 00:17:46,416
[applause]
385
00:17:46,500 --> 00:17:49,880
♪ A boy who defends his motherWith such rage ♪
386
00:17:49,959 --> 00:17:55,539
♪ Is worthy of sharing my opera stage ♪
387
00:17:56,792 --> 00:17:59,212
♪ Thank you, kind sir ♪
388
00:17:59,291 --> 00:18:01,501
♪ For the words that you speak ♪
389
00:18:02,542 --> 00:18:04,422
♪ But if my mother wakes up ♪
390
00:18:04,500 --> 00:18:06,630
♪ I'll be grounded for ♪
391
00:18:06,709 --> 00:18:10,129
♪ Weeks ♪
392
00:18:10,208 --> 00:18:14,328
♪ Fig-a-ro! ♪
393
00:18:14,417 --> 00:18:18,247
♪ Fig-a-ro! ♪
394
00:18:18,333 --> 00:18:24,043
♪ Fi-ga-rooooooo! ♪
395
00:18:25,583 --> 00:18:30,043
[cheering and applause]
396
00:18:40,166 --> 00:18:41,956
I'm not even gonna ask.
397
00:18:49,000 --> 00:18:50,630
Cheers to me...
398
00:18:50,709 --> 00:18:51,999
No, us...
399
00:18:52,083 --> 00:18:53,583
No, to me and Ollie.
400
00:18:56,083 --> 00:18:58,173
This isn't snot chocolate, is it, Ollie?
401
00:18:58,250 --> 00:18:59,330
It's snot.
402
00:18:59,417 --> 00:19:01,077
It's snot or it's not?
403
00:19:01,166 --> 00:19:02,576
Correct.
404
00:19:05,750 --> 00:19:08,210
You three must think
you're so brilliant, huh?
405
00:19:08,291 --> 00:19:09,921
Wrong again.
406
00:19:11,500 --> 00:19:12,830
Problem, Charlotte?
407
00:19:12,917 --> 00:19:13,997
Why no, Cami.
408
00:19:14,083 --> 00:19:17,293
Why would I be upset
about you totally ruining my party?
409
00:19:17,375 --> 00:19:19,915
How could a silly little kid
ruin your big girl party?
410
00:19:20,709 --> 00:19:23,039
Is this about me not wanting
to go snowling?
411
00:19:23,125 --> 00:19:25,705
This is about treating
other people with respect.
412
00:19:25,792 --> 00:19:26,832
You said it.
413
00:19:26,917 --> 00:19:28,707
You were an absolute beast
to work for, sir.
414
00:19:28,792 --> 00:19:31,882
I demand two weeks pay,
and a glowing letter of recommendation.
415
00:19:31,959 --> 00:19:34,209
I have no money and I can barely write.
416
00:19:34,917 --> 00:19:35,827
Deal.
417
00:19:35,917 --> 00:19:36,957
Fred for the win.
418
00:19:38,500 --> 00:19:39,830
Can you two give us a minute?
419
00:19:42,583 --> 00:19:44,213
You even know what snowling meant to me?
420
00:19:45,250 --> 00:19:46,500
You know what? Forget it.
421
00:19:46,583 --> 00:19:47,883
Okay, sorry if you're my sister
422
00:19:47,959 --> 00:19:49,919
and I thought we shared
a bond over something.
423
00:19:52,125 --> 00:19:53,575
You're right.
424
00:19:53,667 --> 00:19:55,827
Maybe I haven't been
the best sister today...
425
00:19:56,959 --> 00:19:58,789
but I have been the best competitor.
426
00:19:58,875 --> 00:20:00,575
What are you talking about?
427
00:20:00,667 --> 00:20:02,127
It's sundown!
428
00:20:02,208 --> 00:20:06,078
I hope you have your sled built
because I finished mine!
432
00:20:06,166 --> 00:20:07,375
[Cami gasps]
429
00:20:07,458 --> 00:20:08,538
Gasp!
430
00:20:10,125 --> 00:20:11,705
Don't just stand there.
431
00:20:11,792 --> 00:20:13,922
It's snowling time!
432
00:20:14,000 --> 00:20:15,250
What is happening?
433
00:20:15,333 --> 00:20:17,463
You said you didn't want to do it anymore!
434
00:20:17,542 --> 00:20:19,422
I was tired of losing.
435
00:20:19,500 --> 00:20:21,790
So I needed to distract you.
436
00:20:21,875 --> 00:20:23,455
Wait a sec...
437
00:20:23,542 --> 00:20:25,332
This whole thing was a set up?
438
00:20:26,417 --> 00:20:27,827
You got me upset,
439
00:20:27,917 --> 00:20:30,417
knowing I would put all my energy
into destroying your party
440
00:20:30,500 --> 00:20:32,750
while you were off building your sled?
441
00:20:33,166 --> 00:20:35,706
Hearing you retell it
gives me goose bumps.
442
00:20:36,542 --> 00:20:40,002
You were the Wratherhead who suggested
I scare you guys at the party!
443
00:20:40,083 --> 00:20:43,133
LogLady14, nice to meet you.
444
00:20:44,291 --> 00:20:48,001
You did all that
just so you could beat me at snowling?!
445
00:20:48,083 --> 00:20:49,463
You're so twisted.
446
00:20:54,125 --> 00:20:56,325
Aww, well that ended nicely.
447
00:20:56,375 --> 00:20:59,205
-Shouldn't you be drawing my bath now?
-Yeah, we're done.
448
00:21:01,250 --> 00:21:06,250
So, I guess the only thing left for me
to do is to crush you on the slope.
449
00:21:06,542 --> 00:21:08,382
But I don't even have a sled ready.
450
00:21:08,458 --> 00:21:10,038
Not my problem.
451
00:21:10,125 --> 00:21:11,495
See you at the top of the hill.
452
00:21:15,166 --> 00:21:16,996
Best. Day. Ever!
453
00:21:21,458 --> 00:21:23,248
[Cooper]
And they're approaching the ditch!
454
00:21:23,333 --> 00:21:26,083
Charlotte's sled is in the lead!
But here comes Cami!
455
00:21:26,166 --> 00:21:27,076
Really?
456
00:21:27,500 --> 00:21:29,380
Nah, I'm just trying
to build some suspense.
457
00:21:31,041 --> 00:21:32,131
And here they come!
458
00:21:32,208 --> 00:21:34,168
Charlotte for the win!
459
00:21:34,959 --> 00:21:36,249
Woo!
460
00:21:38,625 --> 00:21:39,455
Whoo!
461
00:21:40,500 --> 00:21:42,710
Wait! My head's falling off!
462
00:21:43,542 --> 00:21:44,632
Here comes Cami!
463
00:21:45,750 --> 00:21:46,830
Noooo!
464
00:21:50,125 --> 00:21:52,205
I feel like you were aiming for me.
465
00:21:52,291 --> 00:21:53,791
Trust your feelings.
466
00:21:55,250 --> 00:21:58,500
Well, I have to say,
the opera was very sophisticated.
467
00:21:58,583 --> 00:22:01,173
But that was awesome!
468
00:22:02,917 --> 00:22:04,077
Nice victory.
469
00:22:04,166 --> 00:22:05,956
I guess it's time for the passing of...
470
00:22:06,375 --> 00:22:08,535
The Brown Log.
471
00:22:08,625 --> 00:22:10,165
Thank you.
472
00:22:10,250 --> 00:22:12,960
You know, we really need
to change the name of this.
473
00:22:19,792 --> 00:22:21,212
Whee!
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