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And that's how I got banned
from the aquarium.
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Well, it sounds like
that penguin was asking for it.
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[both laugh]
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Principal Walker is in our kitchen.
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There's gotta be a law
against this sort of stuff.
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Principal Walker is in our kitchen.
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I'm fine with them dating,
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but it's starting to feel
like we never left school.
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-[bell rings]
-[screams]
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Relax, everyone.
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It's just my ringtone. Get it?
It's the school bell.
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By the way, thanks
for bringing the froyo, Charlotte.
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Discounted froyo.
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One of the many perks
of my new job at the skating rink.
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What are the others?
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Well, this has been so much fun.
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I couldn't have thought of a better way
to spend Date Number...
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[both] Four!
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And it's not even over. Don't forget!
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Charades!
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Uh, why don't you guys start without us?
We've got something we have to do.
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-Principal Walker--
-Is in our kitchen! We get it!
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Let's go! Come, Ollie. [whistles]
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Don't talk to your brother like a dog!
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Woof!
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Who am I kidding?
Remember to take him for a walk.
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That was so disturbing.
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I don't know
how I'm ever gonna get through it.
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-We're on.
-[upbeat] What's up, Wrather-heads!
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We tallied the votes from this morning,
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and it wasn't even close for...
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Would your rather have
500 little bugs in your pants
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or one giant spider on your face?
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[strained] The bugs have made it
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into my underwear!
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[groans]
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Looks like Ollie's regretting
being a part of this.
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[Ollie] No regrets!
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-There you are!
-[both scream]
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It's time for charades.
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Oh!
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Are we internetting?
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What up, peeps!
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-[Cam] Cut the feed!
-[Coop] I'm trying! It won't turn off.
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I hope all you kids out there
are doing your homework!
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Especially you, Greg!
Whoo! Lookin' sharp, P.W.
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[screaming] Code Red!
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-[feed stops]
-[crash]
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[calmly] Code Red meant
"close the laptop."
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Not smash it!
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I'd like to change my pants now.
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[theme music playing]
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♪ Would you rather lose your phone ♪
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♪ Or give up pizza for a month ♪
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♪ Share your diary with the worldOr have to eat it for your lunch ♪
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♪ Sing out of tune to your friendsOr trip and fall into your crush ♪
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♪ Shave your head, paint it red ♪
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♪ Or use your dog's toothbrush ♪
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♪ We need a little Q and A ♪
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♪ Come on, Wrather-heads, play along ♪
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♪ Would you rather do thisWould you rather do this ♪
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♪ Or would you rather do that ♪
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♪ Would you rather do that ♪
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♪ Don't matter what we do ♪
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♪ We're doing it with you ♪
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♪ I'd rather do that ♪
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♪ Ask the world ♪
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♪ Would you rather do this ♪
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♪ Would you rather do this ♪
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♪ Or would you rather just danceOr would you rather just dance ♪
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♪ No matter what we do ♪
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♪ We're doing it with you ♪
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♪ I'd rather do that ♪
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♪ Ask the world! ♪
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♪ Would you rather do that? ♪
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Come on! Maybe no one
was watching last night.
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Please! Everybody's whispering
and staring at us.
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What makes you think that?
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[indistinct whispering]
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I see.
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Guys! Principal Walker's pop-in
last night was savage.
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He actually reminded me
I needed to do my homework.
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He actually reminded me
your show is sad.
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I thought you said
you never watched our show, Minty!
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I have it on all the time...
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to help my cat sleep.
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Works even better now
that Principal Walker's part of your show.
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He's not part of our show!
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Sure didn't seem that way,
Cooper-Scooper.
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I know, right? It felt so natural.
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Fred!
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Guys, boost me.
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[Cami] Everybody, gather around!
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[groaning]
Why did we let this become a thing?
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Because she's our queen.
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Quick announcement.
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Principal Walker was
a surprise guest last night,
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as in, he surprised us.
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And he will not be
on the show ever, ever again!
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Thank you.
You may now return to your day.
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[sights] I hope that worked!
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Walker having access
to our home is a nightmare!
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I think you're stressing this too much.
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All anyone cares about
is tomorrow's after-hours pool party.
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You're probably right.
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I want to hug whoever discovered
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that the lock
on the pool doors was broken.
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It was me! I discovered it!
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-No, you didn't.
-You know me so well.
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Scatter!
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There he is! Up top, partner!
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We killed it last night in charades.
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Three words: You. The. Man.
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See ya later, buddy.
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What was that?
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It was just a reflex high-five.
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Next time I yell "scatter,"
you need to scatter!
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Selfie time!
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I want to make sure I remember
this super tragic moment.
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[camera shutter clicks]
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Why are you smiling?
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It was a reflex.
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You psyched for your try-outs?
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I just want to knock people over.
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That's my boy!
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Did you guys see me
nail that single axel?
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All we saw was your skate
come flying at us.
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Whoa, whoa! Never blade first!
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Safety! Use your noodle.
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There's my working woman!
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Mom! We talked about this.
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I know! You told me not to make a fuss
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because it would embarrass you.
But I don't care!
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-[phone rings]
-Oh!
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Oh. That's work.
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This may take a bit.
Can you keep an eye on Ollie?
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Only if you promise to leave quietly.
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[whispers] Deal. Shh.
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[loudly] Ooh! You're right!
That busboy is cute!
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So glad you stopped by.
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Is that my food?
I am famished from my workout.
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Yep. One "Under 10" kids meal
with 2% milk.
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Next time, you have
to order off the big kid menu.
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But the big kid menu doesn't have
dinosaur chicken nuggets
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or this super cool hat.
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I wish you could see what I see.
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You think this hat is cool, right, Ollie?
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Nope.
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All right!
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Let's get these try-outs over with!
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When I say your name,
get out on the ice!
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Ty!
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Colin!
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Ollie!
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Fred!
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Fred?
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Yes?
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Wow. You're a big fella.
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This isn't snack time. It's skate time!
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Get your nugget-eating keister
out on the ice!
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-[muffled] I'm actually not part of...
-Now!
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Well done, big guy!
You dominated out there!
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I did, didn't I?
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The Ice Bunnies
may actually win a game.
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Maybe Mother will finally return my calls.
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Way to go, big guy!
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The way you checked Ty
into the glass was epic!
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Charlotte, did you see that?
Coach says I'm the best!
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You're only the best
because everyone else is seven!
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Still, I'm the best.
I've never been the best at anything.
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Plus, they all think I'm the man.
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Technically, they all think
you're a little boy.
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Hey, how 'bout a round of juice boxes
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for all my friends?
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[all chanting] Big guy! Big guy! Big guy!
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-[still chanting]
-I assume you accept plastic...
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bags full of pennies.
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[indistinct murmuring]
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Seriously! I'm not friends
with the Principal.
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It was just a reflex high-five.
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Everyone does it.
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See how natural that was?
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[Cami] What's going on
by the pool doors?
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Thanks to a little birdie,
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I've been alerted that the lock
on the pool doors was broken.
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Not anymore.
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Secret party canceled!
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Shoot! I just bought a new one-piece!
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I have to wonder
who that little birdie might be.
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I do remember seeing
a boy with perfect cheekbones
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high-fiving the Principal.
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No!
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I mean, yes, my cheekbones are great,
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but I'm not the little birdie.
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That seems like exactly
what a snitch would say.
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Yeah! He's a snitch!
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[indistinct murmurs]
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[quietly] I just want you to know,
as your sister,
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I always have your back,
so don't take this the wrong way, but...
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[loudly] snitch!
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See you after school!
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So I guess I got into
swimsuit shape for nothing!
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Okay, if we're going to clear your name,
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we need to figure out what little birdie
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told Principal Walker
the lock to the pool doors was broken.
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It could be anyone!
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There's Josh Pascal,
who's afraid of water.
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Rachel Keene,
who actually kinda looks like a bird.
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Or what about Minty?
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She's been going
out of her way to accuse me.
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Kills me to say it, but maybe she's right.
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What?
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You have been hanging out
with the Principal
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a lot more than most students.
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-So have you!
-Whoa! Watch the finger pointing.
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Now, getting back to you.
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Are you sure you didn't tell
the Principal about the lock?
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[sighs] I can't imagine I did.
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Think, man! Think!
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Yes, Fred!
The lock to the school pool is broken.
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There's gonna be an after-hours party!
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[doorbell rings]
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Huh?
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No, you should not wear that.
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What. Is. Wrong. With. You?
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It was Fred in a onesie!
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I didn't remember
a lot of things after that!
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Cooper, this is bad.
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The whole world thinks
you're BFFs with the Principal
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and we can't disprove it.
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Relax.
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It's just a couple of kids
whispering in the hallways.
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It's not like it's gone viral.
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[phones chime]
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[Cami] Princi-pals?
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Congratulations, you're a meme now.
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Wow. I'm even handsome
as a little birdie.
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Ow.
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Okay, you're right. This is bad.
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There's only one way out of this.
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You've gotta get in trouble with Walker,
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so everyone sees
you're not on the same side.
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-What kinda trouble?
-Big trouble!
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A "month of detention" type trouble.
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I can't do that kinda time!
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Then get used to being
a social outcast.
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[sighs] I dunno.
We should ask the Wrather-heads.
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[chimes]
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Hey, guys, random question for you.
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Would you rather get
a month full of detention,
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and have lots of friends,
250
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or have no friends and lots of free time?
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[phone chirps]
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Looks like I'm going to detention.
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00:11:42,792 --> 00:11:44,042
So, what's the plan?
254
00:11:44,125 --> 00:11:45,915
We'll jump on this
first thing after dinner.
255
00:11:46,000 --> 00:11:47,290
We'll think of something.
256
00:11:47,375 --> 00:11:49,575
Coop! Cindy from my book club
257
00:11:49,667 --> 00:11:53,377
just sent me the cutest picture
of you as a little birdie!
258
00:11:57,208 --> 00:12:00,128
It was all tied up,
3-to-3, and I had the puck.
259
00:12:00,208 --> 00:12:02,748
Actually, I had the puck,
you stole it from me.
260
00:12:02,834 --> 00:12:04,754
Shh! Hush, little raisin.
261
00:12:05,792 --> 00:12:08,292
So there we were,
just me and the defender.
262
00:12:08,375 --> 00:12:11,665
It's clear he's terrified.
Sweat pours down his forehead.
263
00:12:11,750 --> 00:12:14,750
-He had the flu!
-Shh!
264
00:12:14,834 --> 00:12:17,584
I fake him out!
He goes flying against the boards.
265
00:12:17,667 --> 00:12:19,417
So, I pull back my stick and...
266
00:12:19,500 --> 00:12:21,250
goal!
267
00:12:21,333 --> 00:12:22,793
[team cheering]
268
00:12:25,417 --> 00:12:26,787
Hey, Fred?
269
00:12:27,875 --> 00:12:29,375
What up, bro-ham?
270
00:12:29,458 --> 00:12:33,328
Next time we scrimmage,
could you let someone else score?
271
00:12:33,417 --> 00:12:37,167
[chuckles] Oh, Ollie.
We all have our roles.
272
00:12:37,250 --> 00:12:39,380
And yours is to just stand in the corner
273
00:12:39,458 --> 00:12:41,668
and watch Big Guy do his thang.
274
00:12:42,500 --> 00:12:45,080
[claps hands] All right, kids,
break time's over!
275
00:12:45,166 --> 00:12:48,286
Let's get back out on the ice,
and watch Big Guy do his thing.
276
00:12:48,375 --> 00:12:49,495
See?
277
00:12:55,458 --> 00:12:56,288
[grunts]
278
00:12:59,959 --> 00:13:00,919
Hey, Fred?
279
00:13:02,166 --> 00:13:02,996
Fred!
280
00:13:05,083 --> 00:13:06,213
Big Guy?
281
00:13:06,291 --> 00:13:08,791
There it is. Talk to me.
282
00:13:08,875 --> 00:13:11,165
You think you can help me
clean up this mess?
283
00:13:11,917 --> 00:13:14,667
Charlotte, if you want
an autograph, just ask for it.
284
00:13:19,000 --> 00:13:21,170
You made your own hockey card?
285
00:13:21,250 --> 00:13:22,630
You're welcome!
286
00:13:27,417 --> 00:13:28,497
Hey, Cami.
287
00:13:28,583 --> 00:13:30,173
[loudly] Gossip boy!
288
00:13:31,083 --> 00:13:31,923
[quietly] Hey, Coop.
289
00:13:32,834 --> 00:13:34,674
This is a really fun bit you keep doing.
290
00:13:37,333 --> 00:13:39,673
I wanted to work on fixing
the Walker problem,
291
00:13:39,750 --> 00:13:41,540
but you disappeared on me last night.
292
00:13:41,625 --> 00:13:43,625
Um, yeah.
293
00:13:43,709 --> 00:13:45,789
The thing about that is--
294
00:13:45,875 --> 00:13:48,325
Cami, that pool party
at Luke's house last night
295
00:13:48,417 --> 00:13:50,327
[singsongy] was awesome!
296
00:13:52,000 --> 00:13:53,500
[normal] Oh, awkward.
297
00:13:54,333 --> 00:13:56,583
The pool party
was moved to Luke's house?
298
00:13:56,667 --> 00:13:58,037
And no one told me?
299
00:13:58,125 --> 00:14:00,575
Listen, I can't make any promises,
300
00:14:00,667 --> 00:14:04,287
but I may be able to get you into
a bouncy house this Saturday.
301
00:14:04,375 --> 00:14:06,285
You are gonna need a smaller shirt.
302
00:14:07,333 --> 00:14:09,883
Why are you wearing
a baby-sized hockey jersey?
303
00:14:09,959 --> 00:14:12,749
Jealousy's
an ugly color on you, Cooper.
304
00:14:14,375 --> 00:14:17,075
Well, while you two
were partying behind my back,
305
00:14:17,166 --> 00:14:20,576
I was crafting an incredible plan
to restore order.
306
00:14:20,667 --> 00:14:22,077
What sort of plan?
307
00:14:23,083 --> 00:14:25,383
Just stand back
and watch the fireworks.
308
00:14:27,792 --> 00:14:29,792
Who put these in my office?
309
00:14:29,875 --> 00:14:31,165
It was me!
310
00:14:32,458 --> 00:14:34,998
[whispering] Flowers?
This was your plan?
311
00:14:35,083 --> 00:14:37,543
It gets better.
You're gonna wanna stream this puppy.
312
00:14:38,375 --> 00:14:40,205
[loudly] Everyone, gather 'round.
313
00:14:40,291 --> 00:14:42,581
Something's inside the flowers.
314
00:14:45,291 --> 00:14:47,131
A beautifully wrapped box.
315
00:14:47,208 --> 00:14:49,628
But what's inside the box?
316
00:14:52,542 --> 00:14:54,132
Chocolate truffles!
317
00:14:54,208 --> 00:14:55,788
You just got Coopered!
318
00:14:55,875 --> 00:14:57,245
Wait, what?
319
00:14:59,083 --> 00:15:01,333
There was supposed to be
a tarantula in there.
320
00:15:01,417 --> 00:15:02,957
Thank you, Cooper.
321
00:15:04,041 --> 00:15:06,081
Does this boy know
my sweet spot or what?
324
00:15:11,166 --> 00:15:13,750
This is why
you don't plot revenge without me.
322
00:15:15,125 --> 00:15:16,875
Don't worry,
I'm gonna help you fix this.
323
00:15:16,959 --> 00:15:18,379
I'm not going to abandon you again.
324
00:15:21,959 --> 00:15:24,379
That bouncy house invite?
Not gonna happen.
325
00:15:25,875 --> 00:15:28,625
I don't get it. Where'd the tarantula go?
326
00:15:29,583 --> 00:15:31,333
[screams]
327
00:15:31,417 --> 00:15:33,627
[girl screaming]
328
00:15:33,709 --> 00:15:35,539
Okay, I think we found it.
329
00:15:42,625 --> 00:15:43,495
I'm wiped.
330
00:15:44,417 --> 00:15:47,207
Your evil plans
are always super exhausting.
331
00:15:47,291 --> 00:15:49,331
It's all gonna be worth it.
332
00:15:49,417 --> 00:15:52,747
Because after our epic takedown
of Walker at tomorrow's assembly,
333
00:15:52,834 --> 00:15:55,964
no one's ever going to accuse you
of being BFFs with the Principal.
334
00:15:56,041 --> 00:15:59,291
Yeah, Walker's never
gonna live this down.
335
00:15:59,375 --> 00:16:00,375
Live what down?
336
00:16:00,458 --> 00:16:03,628
[gasps] How sharp
you look in that apron!
337
00:16:03,709 --> 00:16:05,039
Well, thank you, Cami!
338
00:16:06,375 --> 00:16:07,205
Wait.
339
00:16:07,875 --> 00:16:09,875
Why are you holding a power drill...
340
00:16:09,959 --> 00:16:11,539
and a bucket of grease?
341
00:16:13,333 --> 00:16:17,253
When you should be holding
a plate of my famous homemade nachos!
342
00:16:17,333 --> 00:16:18,503
Cooper!
343
00:16:18,583 --> 00:16:21,463
Lance heard you talking
about nachos the other night
344
00:16:21,542 --> 00:16:23,422
so he wanted to surprise you.
345
00:16:23,500 --> 00:16:25,790
-[both] Lance?
-Short for Lancely.
346
00:16:25,875 --> 00:16:27,625
[both] Lancely?
347
00:16:27,709 --> 00:16:30,129
-What'd you think his name was?
-Principal?
348
00:16:30,792 --> 00:16:33,632
Very funny. Coop, try a nacho!
349
00:16:33,709 --> 00:16:34,959
I'm actually not--
350
00:16:36,333 --> 00:16:37,583
That's really good.
351
00:16:38,458 --> 00:16:41,628
Thanks, you two, for being
so awesome about me and Lancely.
352
00:16:43,750 --> 00:16:46,000
-[timer dings]
-Oop! The beans are ready!
353
00:16:46,083 --> 00:16:47,543
Yeah!
354
00:16:47,625 --> 00:16:50,535
[both chanting] The beans are ready!
The beans are ready!
355
00:16:50,625 --> 00:16:51,785
[both] Whoo-whoo!
356
00:16:52,291 --> 00:16:53,671
[both laugh]
357
00:16:54,959 --> 00:16:56,539
Should we really
go through with this?
358
00:16:56,625 --> 00:16:58,325
I'm starting to feel bad
about our plan.
359
00:16:59,000 --> 00:16:59,960
[Walker] Next up!
360
00:17:00,041 --> 00:17:02,131
-Guacamole Junction!
-Oh!
361
00:17:02,208 --> 00:17:04,168
[both] Whoo-whoo!
362
00:17:05,250 --> 00:17:07,000
And now, I feel less bad.
363
00:17:09,542 --> 00:17:10,752
Here's your kid's meal.
364
00:17:11,959 --> 00:17:14,249
Wait, haven't you been
here every night?
365
00:17:14,333 --> 00:17:16,883
Yeah. I'm supposed
to be at hockey practice,
366
00:17:16,959 --> 00:17:18,749
but I missed the first day,
367
00:17:18,834 --> 00:17:21,084
and now some big kid's
been paying me not to play.
368
00:17:21,750 --> 00:17:23,290
[scoffs] Did he...
369
00:17:24,000 --> 00:17:25,460
pay you in pennies?
370
00:17:26,250 --> 00:17:28,380
Yeah. Do you know him?
371
00:17:28,458 --> 00:17:29,918
[angrily] Fred.
372
00:17:31,500 --> 00:17:34,290
-Yes?
-No, not you Fred!
373
00:17:34,375 --> 00:17:35,825
Fred Fred.
374
00:17:36,625 --> 00:17:39,875
Please don't tell anyone.
I actually hate hockey.
375
00:17:39,959 --> 00:17:43,079
Okay, okay. Don't worry.
Your secret's safe with me.
376
00:17:44,333 --> 00:17:45,333
Um, Charlotte?
377
00:17:45,417 --> 00:17:48,377
I know life behind the snack bar
must be grueling and all,
378
00:17:49,083 --> 00:17:51,463
but this hot cocoa is frankly subpar.
379
00:17:53,208 --> 00:17:55,998
This is the real Fred!
Big Guy's an impostor!
380
00:17:56,083 --> 00:17:57,503
He's not seven!
381
00:17:59,500 --> 00:18:02,040
Big Guy, is this true?
382
00:18:03,125 --> 00:18:05,825
Yeah, Big Guy. Is it true?
383
00:18:06,834 --> 00:18:09,084
Age is just a number, right?
384
00:18:10,125 --> 00:18:12,625
[chanting] Big Guy! Big Guy! Big...
385
00:18:13,500 --> 00:18:15,040
What? We're not doing that anymore?
386
00:18:16,125 --> 00:18:18,375
Hand in your jersey, old man.
387
00:18:19,291 --> 00:18:20,131
Never!
388
00:18:20,834 --> 00:18:22,584
Then you leave me no choice.
389
00:18:22,667 --> 00:18:24,457
Ice Bunnies, attack!
390
00:18:25,375 --> 00:18:27,745
Charlotte, tell the world my story!
391
00:18:29,083 --> 00:18:30,923
[Fred screaming]
392
00:18:37,417 --> 00:18:40,377
So, ready to stop being
the world's biggest loser?
393
00:18:40,458 --> 00:18:41,708
Who calls me that?
394
00:18:41,792 --> 00:18:43,002
Not me, that's for sure.
395
00:18:45,166 --> 00:18:46,786
Hey, Coopsicle.
396
00:18:46,875 --> 00:18:48,875
I hate to make your week even worse,
397
00:18:48,959 --> 00:18:51,289
but I'm officially breaking up with you.
398
00:18:52,917 --> 00:18:54,207
We were never together.
399
00:18:54,291 --> 00:18:57,541
You're coping, and that's what matters.
400
00:19:00,125 --> 00:19:01,325
Forget her.
401
00:19:01,417 --> 00:19:03,207
You were too good for her anyway.
402
00:19:03,291 --> 00:19:04,501
We were never together!
403
00:19:05,834 --> 00:19:07,044
We're gonna end this.
404
00:19:07,125 --> 00:19:09,285
I'm gonna go grab a seat up close,
405
00:19:09,375 --> 00:19:12,785
so I can livestream
the worst day of Walker's life!
406
00:19:12,875 --> 00:19:14,455
Sometimes you scare me.
407
00:19:14,542 --> 00:19:15,632
Aw!
408
00:19:17,250 --> 00:19:19,250
[sights] Time to take him down.
409
00:19:19,333 --> 00:19:20,673
Charade besties.
410
00:19:23,083 --> 00:19:24,423
I can't take him down.
411
00:19:29,000 --> 00:19:30,040
Principal Walker!
412
00:19:30,125 --> 00:19:31,955
-Don't go out there.
-Why?
413
00:19:32,041 --> 00:19:33,711
Do I have a boogie?
414
00:19:33,792 --> 00:19:35,382
Big time, but that's not why.
415
00:19:36,542 --> 00:19:39,172
If you go out on stage,
it'll be a disaster.
416
00:19:39,250 --> 00:19:41,040
Look, I'll admit last week's speech
417
00:19:41,125 --> 00:19:43,285
about water fountain bacteria
went a little long.
418
00:19:43,375 --> 00:19:46,375
We put grease all over the stage.
You're gonna slip all over the place.
419
00:19:46,458 --> 00:19:48,418
-What?
-[sights]
420
00:19:48,500 --> 00:19:51,380
Ever since you and I started
being "buddy buddy" at school,
421
00:19:51,458 --> 00:19:53,708
I've sort of been left out of things.
422
00:19:54,458 --> 00:19:56,458
-I don't understand.
-[sighs]
423
00:19:56,542 --> 00:20:00,212
The high-fiving, the truffles.
The pool party!
424
00:20:00,291 --> 00:20:01,961
Now everyone thinks
we're best friends,
425
00:20:02,041 --> 00:20:05,211
and it's, no offense, ruining my life!
426
00:20:05,875 --> 00:20:07,125
Oh.
427
00:20:07,208 --> 00:20:09,538
-Well, it can't be that bad.
-Watch this.
431
00:20:11,542 --> 00:20:13,959
[loud booing]
428
00:20:14,041 --> 00:20:16,501
[Cami shouting] Cooper
smells like Principal!
429
00:20:17,959 --> 00:20:19,249
That was my sister.
430
00:20:20,333 --> 00:20:22,133
I had no idea.
431
00:20:23,000 --> 00:20:24,580
I've just been having so much fun
432
00:20:24,667 --> 00:20:26,577
hanging with your mom
and you guys.
433
00:20:27,375 --> 00:20:29,035
I'm sorry it's been so hard on you.
434
00:20:29,709 --> 00:20:30,669
It's been rough,
435
00:20:30,750 --> 00:20:33,830
but it doesn't justify embarrassing you
in front of the whole school.
436
00:20:34,667 --> 00:20:35,707
I'm sorry.
437
00:20:36,959 --> 00:20:39,169
Well, I guess
there's only one thing left to do.
438
00:20:40,625 --> 00:20:43,205
Good morning, stu-- [yelps]
439
00:20:43,291 --> 00:20:45,461
-[feet skidding]
-[groaning]
440
00:20:49,041 --> 00:20:52,251
You got a little something...
441
00:20:52,333 --> 00:20:54,423
all over!
442
00:20:57,500 --> 00:20:59,290
Please get up, please get up.
443
00:20:59,375 --> 00:21:01,285
[Walker] Cooper Wrather!
444
00:21:01,375 --> 00:21:04,535
I can't prove it, but I know
you're responsible for this.
445
00:21:09,542 --> 00:21:10,632
[Walker] Wrather!
446
00:21:18,583 --> 00:21:20,383
Looks like order's been restored.
447
00:21:20,458 --> 00:21:22,878
Nice to have you back!
[loudly] Squid lips!
448
00:21:23,875 --> 00:21:25,535
Sorry, it's hard to turn it off.
449
00:21:25,625 --> 00:21:27,785
-[school bell rings]
-Get to class!
450
00:21:27,875 --> 00:21:28,745
Scatter!
451
00:21:30,875 --> 00:21:34,285
Principal Walker, thank you
for doing what you did this morning.
452
00:21:34,959 --> 00:21:36,879
I have no idea
what you're talking about.
453
00:21:37,834 --> 00:21:41,004
But I do think in future,
we should keep school stuff at school,
454
00:21:41,083 --> 00:21:42,333
and home stuff at home.
455
00:21:42,417 --> 00:21:43,457
[chuckles] Agreed.
456
00:21:44,125 --> 00:21:46,075
We can still be charade partners, right?
457
00:21:46,792 --> 00:21:48,502
I mean, we are an unstoppable duo!
458
00:21:50,000 --> 00:21:52,580
And you look at me that way again,
and that's a week of detention.
459
00:21:53,166 --> 00:21:55,706
Here is a tardy slip.
You are late for class.
460
00:21:56,500 --> 00:21:57,580
You're kidding me, right?
461
00:21:58,250 --> 00:21:59,420
We're at school.
462
00:22:00,125 --> 00:22:01,075
School stuff.
463
00:22:04,959 --> 00:22:07,209
Cooper! Ollie's tee-ball coach says
464
00:22:07,291 --> 00:22:09,501
I'm literally one
of the best players he's ever seen!
465
00:22:09,583 --> 00:22:13,173
And if anyone asks,
my name is Donny! Later!
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