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Hello. I am Baymax.

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♪♪

Thanks for getting here so fast, guys.

Of course, Freddie. You said it was important.

Not just important.

Super-mega-important!

Heathcliff, lights, please.

(CLAPPING)

Charity auction: Mayor For a Day.

- Whoa! - (BODY THUDS)

They're gonna say, I'm the winner!

- How do you know you won? - My bid was ginormous.

BAYMAX: "Ginormous" is not a word...

- (BUZZER BUZZES) - ... in my vocabulary database.

MINI-MAX: I believe the word you're looking for is "gimongus".

- BAYMAX: Also, not in my database. - (BUZZER BUZZES)

Why do you wanna be mayor?

Every Frederickson going back five generations

has been mayor for a day.

That's exciting, Freddie. What would you do?

Improve public transportation.

- (HORN TOOTS) - Oh, that's a great idea.

By making everyone travel by Kaiju.

And now it's terrible.

Or is it?

(TECHNO MUSIC PLAYING)

All aboard!

(LAUGHS)

(BOTH GRUNT)

Whoa!

(SCREECHES)

Yep... terrible.

(GASPS) It's starting! It's starting!

Mayor, will you explain

the "Mayor for a Day" program for us non-mayors?

Absolutely.

Whoever makes the most gimongus donation

to the city's charitable fund

will be mayor for a day.

Meaning they could do anything the real mayor could do?

For example, new transportation system?

In theory, yes.

Well, isn't that something?

Will you do the honors?

And the next mayor for a day is...

- Kaiju time. - HONEY LEMON: Yay!

Richardson Mole.

(LAUGHING)

- Oh! Oh! - (CACKLING)

And as mayor, my first act will be

to repeal Fred Frederickson's face.

(SCREAMING) No!

I was gonna repeal his face!

(FRED SOBBING)

(SNIFFLES)

I can't believe I failed.

I'm a disgrace to the Frederickson name.

Oh, come on.

That ship sailed a long time ago.

Go Go, shh. Not now.

I always dreamed that one day

my portrait would hang in the Hall of Mayors for a Day.

Honey Lemon already painted it.

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Of course, Freddie. You said it was important.

- (ALARM RINGING) - BASEMAX: Halp. Halp.

Halp. Halp. Halp.

I started a "halp" hotline

so the city could report emergencies.

Uh, Mayor for a Day Mole here.

Ugh! How can we "halp" you?

My office, now! It's an emergency!

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- As my new best friends... - FRED: I'm gonna stop you right there.

- This relationship is purely professional! - Whatever.

It's a good thing you got here quickly

because I need you guys to autograph this poster for my collection.

- Really?! - So really.

(CHUCKLES) Make it out to "my biggest hero".

And make sure you underline "my".

Actually, underline "biggest" too.

You know what? Underline everything.

Ugh! Talk about a waste of time.

- BASEMAX: Halp. Halp. Halp. - Me! Me! Me!

Me! Me!

My office, now. This time it's really important.

FRED: What is it?

I thought it was really important that we hang out,

you know, 'cause that's what best friends do.

Sure, but now's not the best time.

We need to be available to deal with urgent situations.

It is urgent.

I urgently need you to... um...

move that mini-fridge from there...

to here.

(FRED GROANS)

- (ALARM RINGING) - BASEMAX: Halp. Halp. Halp.

High-alert crisis! Move it, heroes!

Welcome back to my podcast Superhero Chat.

My guests today need no introduction, Big Hero 6.

(FRED GRUNTING)

- (ALARM RINGING) - BASEMAX: Halp. Halp. Halp.

Halp. Halp.

BAYMAX: How is the pressure?

It's a little too hard,

and yet somehow not hard enough.

FRED: Okay, that's it.

No more answering Richardson's "emergency" calls.

Superhero rules. What are you gonna do?

Superhero rules are stupid. Who came up with them, anyway?

Uh, you did.

Look, guys, I know Mole. This will never stop!

He's insulting my ancestors by making a mockery

of the Mayor for a Day program.

- (ALARM RINGING) - BASEMAX: Halp. Halp. Halp.

- Halp. Halp. - (GROANS)

Basemax, ignore call.

- BASEMAX: Halp. - (BEEPS)

(SIGHS IN RELIEF)

Halp! Big Hero 6!

(SCREAMS) Halp!

- (LINE RINGING) - (BEEPS)

Sugar plum! I just finished your new onesie!

- (MOLE SHRIEKS) - Oh, yes!

Oh, I'm gonna get mad cozy, Nana.

(SIGHS) Baby Beluga, who's the brat?

You said to take the mayor prisoner

to draw Boss Awesome into a trap.

Yes, dear, but the mayor is a grown-up,

and a woman.

- This is neither. - (MOLE BLABBERS)

Richardson Mole, Mayor for the Day.

Cut him loose.

Hey, hey. Hang on.

Did I hear you guys are interested

in revenge against superheroes?

- Yeah. - How do you feel about Big Hero 6?

- Hate 'em! - Me, too.

I thought they were my forced friends.

Revenge against Skater Tot and her circus pals?

Yeah, I like it.

What are you thinking, junior?

Lure them into a trap.

Bam! Revenge.

What's the bait?

Me.

Oh. So mad cozy.

(MOANS)

What are you guys talking about?

Oh, yes!

(GASPING IN FEAR)

- Gah! - (ALARM RINGING)

BASEMAX (OVERLAPPING): Halp. Halp. Halp.

That's it! I'm gonna tell Richardson

to stop wasting our time.

- Basemax, answer call. - (BEEPING)

- (MUFFLED SHOUTING) - (GASPS)

Hello, circus freaks!

If you wanna save your baby mayor,

meet us in Night Market Square.

- No cops! - And no funny business.

And no...

No, that, that pretty much covers it.

Guys, I feel so bad.

I didn't know it was a real emergency!

And we ignored his call.

For halp.

Come on.

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Stay alert.

Supersonic Sue-prise!

What are you talking about? You told us to come.

Supersonic Stu me, Nana.

(SCREAMS)

(YELLS)

(SCREAMING)

(GROANS)

Sorry.

Give it up, Sue. You're outnumbered.

Meet the new member of our team

and his Supersonic Shoe!

(CACKLES)

FRED: Richardson's not a captive.

He's a co-conspirator!

That's right!

Nobody ignores my calls for halp.

(SCREAMS)

See that? My nana made it for me

to play in when he turned 30.

Man, I used to love that thing.

(CACKLING)

(GRUNTS)

(GRUNTING)

Taste elbow, dweebs!

(CACKLING)

(GRUNTS)

(SCREAMS)

(GRUNTS)

(GLASS SQUEAKS)

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(CACKLING)

(GRUNTS)

Oh! Oh!

(CACKLES)

(GRUNTS)

FRED: Ho-ho-ho, fire blast.

(CACKLES)

(YELLS, GRUNTS)

(GRUNTS)

Yeah.

(CACKLES) Yippee-ki-yay.

(ALL YELLING)

(SCREAMS)

(GRUNTS)

- We need to figure out its weakness. - Huh?

Baymax... flyover.

(CACKLES)

Wait, what are you doing?

(LAUGHS)

- (SCREECHING) - (SCREAMING)

FRED: Ha, ha! Busted, Mole.

- (SIRENS WAILING) - The fuzz.

To be continued, big zeroes.

(SIRENS WAILING)

I'm just gonna deny everything,

and then the cops will believe me because I'm the Mayor for...

(CAMERA SHUTTERS CLICKING)

- How long have you been live? - For quite some time.

As Mayor for a Day,

I pardon myself for the crime I just confessed to.

(GRUNTS)

FRED: Wait, so, that means...

The next in line to be Mayor for a Day

is whoever made the second biggest donation.

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We're here live at the inauguration

of the Mayor for the Remainder of the Day.

Tell us, Mayor Frederickson,

what's your first order of business

now that you've been sworn in?

I have so many orders of business.

Put my face on the dollar.

Give out one of those giant keys.

You know, there are only five seconds left in your term.

Wait, I know! By the power vested in me, I hereby order my portrait

- to be hung in the Hall of Mayors for a Day! - Time's up.

But you got your order in on time. Hang the portrait!

(GASPS)

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At least you got one thing done.

Oh, um, I got two things done.

(KAIJU SCREECHING)

Hey, hey. This is my stop.

(KAIJU SCREECHES)

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