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My mother's an actress, so...

When I was a kid,

I was watching TV at my grandma's house

and she came on screen.

She was walking through the forest,

picking berries or some shit like that.

All of sudden, she screams,

and this thing appears.

I thought it was real, you know?

I watched her get eaten alive by this...

fuckin' werewolf.

Now, I just watch it for fun.

Son of a bitch.

Thank you for calling Zoldahan, Gruber, Frankel and Associates.

Our office is currently closed.

To leave a message for one of our legal team, please press--

Come on.

I'm currently away from my desk, but if you leave me a message--

Ray!

I need to use your phone.

Where is it?

I don't know.

Where did you see it last?

I fucking hate that question.

I hate asking that question.

You have a phone.

It broke.

Come on.

- Mom! - Get out!

Well, where is it?

I don't know!

What the fuck is this?

Mommy?

Mom?

Here.

Mommy?

I want it back.

Mommy?

Mommy!

Baby, what are you doing?

Come on, go sit over there.

Here, you wanna watch some TV?

Switch the thing, you gotta switch the thing!

I'm trying.

Ray!

Greg?

He cut us off.

Phones, cards, bank accounts, everything.

Mom! Mom!

Go sit down!

No, you know what, listen to me! - Mom!

We need to start playing dirty, okay?

We need to start playing hardball.

I didn't wanna have to do this, but the lawyers are saying--

Do you know what a deposition is?

They just wanna know what you're gonna say.

And if you wanna stay with me,

then you need to say so on paper.

Eh, but it's, it is your decision and, that's fine.

But you do wanna stay with Stella and me, right?

I'll think about it.

We wouldn't know what to do without you.

'Kay. I'm gonna go to school.

Bye. Stells. Come on.

-Yeah. -Okay.

Okay, class, picking it up from yesterday's lesson on Luther,

who was a man who, at the insistence of his father,

was slated to have a very successful career in...

Who can tell me? Who knows?

Law.

He was a spiritual guy.

And, here, he committed his first act of rebellion when he was...

They're together now?

How'd that happen?

He's a dealer.

Dealers get ass.

You should go talk to her.

Are you a fuckin' idiot?

I don't know.

Girls like that, though.

It's like, confidence.

She's not with him 'cause of his confidence.

She's with him 'cause he has something she wants.

Yeah.

Hi. Hailey?

Yep, it's me.

Aw, you're so pretty.

I can see you in the camera.

I'm sorry, who is this?

Oh, I'm Anjelika.

I'm staying with Janine.

She told me what's happening, I'm so sorry.

Yeah, it's, it's been--

- I'll buzz you in. - Okay.

Hey, hon!

Here's to schlubby Jewish guys with small pricks and big egos.

I'm a ballerina and she's my dolphin friend.

You really shouldn't have let her play hooky.

They go through the school records, the bank statements, the fucking trash.

I just really wanted to be with her today.

I started to put tampons at the top of the trashcan

just to fuck with the P.I. that he hired.

But you have to watch out for the condoms.

Honey.

It's gonna be okay.

Greg can go to town on this "cutting you off" shit, okay?

My first ex tried to pull that shit.

Look what I got.

Come on.

Oh, they're having so much fun.

Who is she?

Oh, do you know the singer, Dey?

Yeah.

I mean, not really good friends with her, but enough that, you know, I went to her funeral.

And that's her daughter.

Five years ago I go to this funeral and,

you know, I feel really bad for her,

so I go up to her, and I give her my number.

I'm like, "Look, sweetie, if you ever need anything, give me a call."

Well, five years later, she fucking takes me up on it.

I mean, I was a huge fan of her mom's, but the whole thing's a little weird.

Hey look, Mommy, we're dolphins!

Hey, do you want her?

What?

Do you want her? You should take her.

She needs a job and you need help.

Oh, my God, this is a f-- This is a great idea.

Do you see them out there?

You cannot be that for her right now.

I mean, this thing is just getting started.

You are going on a long, hard road

and you are going to need help, trust me.

Anjelika!

Come up here, I want to talk to you about something.

Okay.

Trust me.

Whoo!

Goddamn, your mom knew how to rock!

This song was, like, my anthem when I first moved to L.A.

♪ I'm feeling stronger ♪

♪ Stronger everyday ♪ Anjelika's mama.

♪ I'm feeling better ♪

Wow, she looks like you.

♪ since I walked away ♪

I don't need you by my side

So good!

But it was a love I can't describe

Hey, sweetie. Whoo!

This is Anjelika.

She's gonna babysit for us and maybe stay awhile.

Stay awhile?

Yeah, we'll see.

Okay, can you turn your shitty music down?

Thanks.

That's Ray.

We were dancing to this song at my Senior Prom.

Oh, God, Jack. That was my date's name.

♪ It's looking brighter ♪

♪ brighter all the time. ♪

♪ I can't believe how bad it was ♪

♪ while you were mine ♪

Where's your bathroom?

Oh, wait, wait, wait. Remember this one?

Yeah, she used to do that, right?

Still got it, baby!

♪ And I finally learned what love is ♪

♪ I know what love is ♪

Huh?

Gorgeous.

Really?

He came on to me in a grocery store when I was wearing sweatpants,

so I guess there's really no going wrong.

So, are you seeing anybody?

Nope.

You're so pretty.

Here, yellow's a good color for you.

Thank you.

♪ Hush little baby, don't you cry ♪

♪ Mama's gonna sing you a lullaby ♪

Whatever evil comes to me,

I cast you back, I have no fear.

With the swiftness to see in the darkness of night,

may all your heart bring daylight.

Sure, man.

I think me and Jocelyn are gonna bone.

You think I should, man?

Might as well.

Other girls will be able to smell it on you.

More opportunities down the line.

Yeah.

But I like her.

I don't know.

Hold that light up.

Yeah.

Thank you.

Hey.

What's up?

'Sup?

Okay, let's get a couple things straight.

You're not my babysitter.

Don't fuck with me and I won't fuck with you.

Three--

- C. - What?

You did A and B, so it'd be C next.

If you wanna stick around, be like Carmen.

Carmen lasted a really long time, relatively,

because Carmen was a genius at playing dumb.

Sorta like you're doing now.

I was just wondering if you had a light.

I'm high as fuck right now.

This is good shit.

You can get us more, right?

What do we need more for?

I don't think so.

I'm gonna be high forever.

My mom doesn't care.

She's kissing my ass right now.

This is just a one-time thing.

I'm not trying to get fired.

Cool.

I'll just let my mom know it was a one-time thing then.

I'm sure she'll understand.

You said she didn't care.

No, I said she's kissing my ass.

She doesn't have a reason to kiss yours.

You're scandalous.

Um... This is such a bad idea.

Come on.

Three-two-three-five-one-oh-one- two-three-three.

I used to call it a lot for somebody.

I like her.

You like her?

Cool personality.

So, like, where'd you go to school?

I moved around a lot with my mom.

How old are you?

Eighteen.

Nice, nice, nice.

You lookin' at me?

You lookin' at my friend Anjelika there?

Is that who you're looking at?

What you starin' at, man?

Fuck you up, man. I'm gonna...

You got a lot of bark but no bite, motherfucker.

No mouth. You just got eyes.

Who are you?

Anjelika.

What are you doing in my office, Anjelika?

I'm the babysitter.

Hey! Hey! Hey! Get out of here!

That's right, asshole!

Now get out of my fucking house!

On what planet is this your house!

Planet Go Fuck Yourself! That's what planet!

Oh, nice mouth, Hailey.

I will stab you!

Look at this. This is ridiculous.

Get out of the house, Neal!

You know the judge is gonna like this tape, I'm sure.

Fuck the judge.

You think you can beat me?

You're not getting a fucking cent, Hailey!

You hear me? Not a fucking cent!

I didn't do anything you didn't do and you know it!

Sorry, Ray!

Uh...

Wake and bake.

That's my girlfriend.

Cool.

Yeah.

Did you want me to turn around?

I can't be late for school.

Are you gonna be in Robotics Club again this year?

No.

Hey, did you know that the sun's a star? 'Cause we learned that the sun's a star in class.

And it's really just, it's really one of the smallest stars, but it's just close.

It's a little...

Uh, hey, Ray.

Uh, do you have any more of that stuff?

My girlfriend loves that stuff, man.

Where do you get it from anyways?

How do you do that?

It's because we're together.

Do you guys remember that time we were at the liquor store sellin' and the cops came?

- Dude, that was insane. - Oh, I remember that.

What's up?

What's up?

I just wanted to let you guys know that, I sell now.

- Congratulations. - Good for you.

Sell?

Weed.

Can you get DMT?

If you give me some notice, I can let you know.

Yo, get the fuck away from this dude, man. This dude's a narc, obviously.

Are you a narc?

No.

Then why you sellin'? Aren't you a rich kid?

Didn't your daddy direct some movie or something?

I don't know.

Why do you sell?

To make a living, motherfucker!

Support my family.

Maybe you should try getting some better shit.

You don't got nothing.

Yeah, I do.

What the hell!

Hey, what the fuck!

Put your dick away, faggot!

Oh, look at his boots.

Oh my God, he's so faggy!

What the fuck!

Go on, you little bitch.

Yo, get the fuck outta here.

Kick rocks.

Get to steppin'

Yeah keep going. Kick rocks.

Hey.

Huh?

Hey.

Don't you have any friends? Jesus.

I'm just- I'm just filled with this hate.

It's the only thing I can feel anymore.

And I just wonder if it's been there the whole time, you know?

Like- like, did I ever really love him?

Or did I marry him just for this?

I look at the kids and I just see these, these things,

these paragraphs in a court document.

You know like- like in a cartoon,

when the guy sees the rabbit, but he sees it roasting on the fire?

I mean, I look at them...

and all I see is money.

Shh.

You're a good person.

No.

Can I tell you something?

I fucked around, too.

I just didn't get caught.

I think Ray saw.

Now is a time of separation.

What was once one life, it must now become two.

By the power of the Goddess,

give her the will and the strength to sever the last remaining ties.

The ties have been shattered,

the vows are broken,

the one have become two again.

Got an extra 'forty' in the freezer...

if you want it.

I sold out today.

Gonna need to re-supply soon.

I should be getting a cut of this little business.

No fuckin' way.

I smoke you out every night.

Yeah, but without me your operation goes under

and you're back to scrapin' resin like a little bitch.

Shut up.

Sorry about earlier.

I had to break up with my girlfriend, so.

- That sucks. - Yup.

What happened?

She was too needy.

You know, and the sex wasn't that great, so.

Shit.

Hailey?

Shh.

Oh, I see you.

You sick fuck.

Following me on my date, as if I'm not allowed.

The only reason she even wants me to stay with her is for the money.

Ray Longway, be nice.

You heard my dad.

He didn't do anything she didn't fuckin' do.

She's a gold-digging slut bitch.

She's the lesser of two assholes, I'll give you that,

but she's still an asshole.

She's...

a good woman, Ray.

You just don't know her yet.

I mean, she plays my mom's music all the time, okay?

I don't particularly appreciate it,

but I don't hold it against her,

because I know that she's just...

she's just doing it because she wants,

she doesn't really understand how it makes me feel.

How smart do you have to be

to know to not play a girl's dead fuckin' crackhead mother's music

in front of her all the fuckin' time?

Sorry.

I didn't mean...

I looked her up.

It's okay.

That's all I thought she was, too, at the time...

but now I understand that she was a lot more than that.

So just be nice, okay?

She needs you.

♪ Get up, get up, get up, get up ♪

♪ Ooh, get up ♪

♪ I know, I know, I know, I know. ♪

♪ I want more than a fool's love ♪

Got ya somethin'.

Hey, what happened to the tunes?

Honey, let me cut that for you.

No, I want Anjie to do it.

Anjelika is eating.

Let me cut it for you.

Let her cut it.

No, I want you to do it.

She can do it.

I want you to do it!

You know what, that's fine.

I didn't want to do it anyway.

You know what, here is to family dinner...

and we're not gonna talk about the case in front of the little one.

Nobody was.

You're right.

You're so right.

It's just ,

it's funny, I was thinking about it.

And it's kinda like you get to write a report card on Mom.

Except you get to hand it to a federal judge.

How many teenagers get to say that?

You know, if you do decide to stay here...

Anyway...

Your outfit today is really pretty.

Aw! Thank you!

Yeah, it's from this cute little boutique.

I will have to take you sometime.

You've got an old soul.

Ah!

"My mother is the most warm-hearted,

loving, and cool person I know.

I choose to live with her."

Oh, my God. Thank you.

Mm-hmm.

Thank you.

I'm psychic.

What?

We're gonna know each other for a very long time.

That'd be chill.

What do you mean?

That'd be chill.

But you don't believe me?

I just...

don't know how you'd know that.

You probably shouldn't bring anything to school for the next couple days.

Why?

You're gonna get busted.

I got people counting on me.

Trust me. I'm never wrong.

Okay.

Thank you.

Five minutes.

I need Ray Longway.

Longway.

I gotta take a whizz.

You can hold it.

Stop.

This way.

Sadie, phone!

-Hi there. -Hi.

We have Ray Longway here.

Okay.

A student is here to see you.

Go on.

You keep playing with that,

I'm gonna confiscate it and give it to my girl.

You don't have a girl, Devin.

Please remove your outer pants.

So, my name get pulled out of a hat or something?

Remove your outer pants.

You hungry?

Hey.

Some more chocolate for the...

Oh, Mr. Flamingo!

Can I talk to you for a sec?

Yeah.

Excuse me, princess, one moment.

But hurry back. Mr. Flamingo's gettin' anxious.

I got summoned today.

I told you.

I'm a freak of nature.

Yeah.

I see you.

You love her?

Okay, Stella, it's time to...

She's mine.

Ray Longway, please report to the Principal's office.

Your father is here.

Ray Longway, please report to the Principal's office.

Your father is here.

So the lawyers uh, tell me that you're staying with uh, her, so.

That's... that's fine if that's what you wanna do.

I mean, I didn't like hearing it from the lawyers first, but...

Is that what you wanna do?

Yeah.

Your mother's a very difficult woman to say no to.

You know, when we first got married, your grandpa, my pop,

he came to me and he said something I never forgot.

I didn't speak to him for years 'cause of it.

I was fuckin' furious.

"Watch out."

That's- that's what he said to me, is "watch out".

What's so funny?

It's pretty funny you calling me a fuckin' narc

and you're the one who ratted me out.

Rat you out for what? Bein' a little pussy?

They didn't even find anything.

So, it's all good.

Yo, I'm not a fuckin' rat, okay?

Not even for some bitch ass faggot like you.

Whatever, Carlos.

Go fuck yourself.

Fuckin' rat.

Anjelika!

Yes?

We need to talk.

Sure.

Have a seat.

Okay.

So, my parents are coming to town.

Yeah. It is. It is.

They've been very helpful through this whole thing.

I've been meaning to tell you, but...

I'm excited to meet them, yeah.

Yeah, they're very- they're very um, sweet.

But you know, you know parents.

They're, well, old-fashioned.

And Texas, very different worlds, as you probably...

which is why I left there as soon as I could.

I- I wanted nothing to do with that.

Anyway, we're all gonna have to make a lotta changes when they're here.

Just- just uh, certain things that we do normally,

we're just gonna have to put 'em on pause.

Does that- does that make sense?

Uh-huh.

You look great, by the way.

Whatever you're doing, just keep doing it.

Okay.

Hey!

Carlos is a dick.

I don't think he would rat, though.

He's the only one with a reason.

Yeah, but like his dad is in jail and stuff so, like,

it's against his beaner code.

Thank you, though.

Shit.

Um...

Where's everyone?

Hi, honey.

Where's Anjelika?

At the park, I think.

You almost fucking had me!

What?

Hey.

Did you rat me out to the school?

What?

Did you call the school?

No.

Bullshit.

When they searched me, they went straight for the fucking spot.

They knew where it was.

You were the only one who saw where I kept it.

I'm gonna ask you one more time--

Ray, I have a gift.

I've had it ever since I was a little girl.

How much is my mom paying you to fuck me!?

Ray.

Tell me the truth!

Is that what's happening?

Ray, you're acting crazy.

What, did you guys just expect me to just believe some fuckin' magical tooth fairy bullshit?

Just so you can control me?

Just fucking admit it.

I--

Please!

I don't know what to tell you.

You were the only one who saw where I kept it.

Come on, horsie, let's go play.

Stella! I am a person, not a toy!

You're hurting my wrist.

Bitch.

Do you think I should dye my hair purple?

Yeah, that'd be chill.

I can't decide between green or purple.

'Cause I'd do green again, but that bitch Ashley took my style.

Right.

So I don't know if I should try something new.

Hey, uh, I gotta go, but I'll talk to you later, all right?

Okay, bye babe.

Bye, babe.

Ray! Stella! Come on.

Oh, Mama!

Good to see you.

Hey, baby!

Oh, hi, Daddy!

Oh-ho-ho! You are wearing divorce well.

Who is that beautiful little brat?

Look at this turd-rattler, huh?

Gimme a hug.

Look at this hod-bopper here.

I love you! I missed you so much!

Oh, my goodness.

Well...

Oh, here we go.

Cheers, people.

Here's to taking that hook-nosed peckerhead to the bank.

Oh, Daddy.

Tomorrow's the big day.

Cheers.

Well said.

Delicious. That's yummy.

Hey, Ray, you may need to get yourself a haircut before tomorrow.

Maybe I'll use my buck knife.

Dad, stop it!

Ray?

Ray?

You're not even gonna talk to me?

Are you not even gonna talk to me?

I'll talk to you when you tell me the truth.

I'm sorry for whatever I did to make you upset, okay?

I'll get it.

Oh. Hi.

Hey, I'm Sadie.

Are you a friend of...

Yeah.

Oh.

Hey.

Ooh. Okay, well I guess you are.

I'm Grace, I'm the grandmother.

You're a grandmother?

- Mm-hmm. - That's insane.

Oh, I like her.

Come here, hon.

You hungry?

Sure.

What's the name? What's the name?

Oh, Anjelika, Anjelika.

Anjelika?

How about we make Ray's friend here some of that elk, huh?

Thank you.

So, how long y'all been datin'?

What? I'm just asking.

Not long. He's a real heartbreaker.

Aw, I bet he is.

So, let's get stoned.

Right now?

Yeah.

They're not gonna like barge in, they think we're fucking.

I don't think they think that.

Oh, Ray! Harder!

No, no, no, no, no, no, no. No.

Now they do.

I can open a window.

What?

So they don't smell it.

Yeah, maybe once they go to sleep.

When's that?

An hour or two.

Dude. Come on.

I've had, like, a shitty day and my mom is being a psycho bitch,

and I just wanna play with you.

So, where do you keep it?

Is it here?

Maybe we should meet up later.

You invited me here.

I don't know what you think we are,

but this whole meet-the-family thing is really fucking weird,

and I don't know why you're being such a little bitch,

and I think you got the wrong idea.

I know. I'm sorry.

Great.

Well at least give me something for the walk home 'cause this is really fucking rude.

All of this?

Take it.

Seriously?

Thanks, babe.

I'll see you soon.

Bye. See you..

Bye.

That was kinda quick.

Sammy.

Oh, Daddy.

All right, so uh, now Greg, he's not the head honcho?

No, he's a partner.

He's very prepared.

I know, Daddy, very impressive.

Well, shit, I'm in it to win it.

Don't worry, Daddy, Ray's all prepped for tomorrow.

Good.

Come here.

Come here.

Fuck.

So we're cool, right?

You know, I hate having you do this.

It's just that my parents, they're-

they're paying for everything, so I just feel like--

You know, but it's--

You know it's not me, right?

You know that.

What do you expect me to say right now, Hailey?

What?

Do you want me to make you feel better about making me feel like a piece of shit?

Or am I off the clock?

Hey, you had a choice.

You didn't have to do this.

I'm here for Stella and Ray.

Oh. I bet you are.

-I don't know what to tell you. -You don't know what to tell me?

What about your little love affair with my teenage son?

You didn't think I knew about that, did you?

I love him.

And, to be really honest, he's the only reason that I've been able to put up with all of this.

Well why don't you go put up with the hotel room that I just got for you

and stay the fuck away from my family.

Okay, what we're gonna do is we're gonna make two columns all the way down.

One is gonna be called "Mommy" and one is "Daddy".

Let's start with your mommy, okay?

What is your favorite thing about living with your mommy?

♪ I love, I love with my whole body ♪

♪ I don't wanna do halfway ♪

♪ Ain't nobody's hobby ♪

♪ I need a full-time lover ♪

♪ I need you full-time ♪

♪ I need you ♪

♪ I need a full-time lover ♪

♪ I need you full-time ♪

I called the school...

but not because Hailey asked me to,

I just wanted you to think I was special.

I know.

I do.

What the hell are you doing here?

We're gonna go away.

Ray. Hailey is counting on you--

Hey, hey! Fuck her.

She's gonna help us do it.

Goddammit.

Hey, if you don't wanna come with me, just say so.

But don't use her as an excuse anymore,

because she doesn't give a fuck about you or me.

I know it, and I know you know it.

Do you have any idea what happens if I go with you?

I can see your grandpa on the evening news.

The headline reads, "Juvenile Kidnapped By Mysterious House Nigger."

It's not gonna happen.

And how do you know?

Because. Maybe I'm psychic.

What the hell? What are you doin'?

I'm drawing.

Hailey!

It's ten minutes to tail lights, Grace.

Ray, you ready?

Where's Ray?

Ray?

Ray?

He's not here! He's nowhere.

Well?

Probably went to school.

School?

Goddamn it!

You get him.

Where- where is this field trip?

Maybe we can go fetch him.

No, Mom, it's- it's at a water park like two hours away, or something.

I wanna go to a water park.

Without Ray, those lawyers are gonna have to rework everything.

I mean, we're talking about a lot of money

your dad has put into this to try to make this thing work for you, Hailey.

Mom. Do you think I'm trying to screw this up?

Do you even know that my whole career is over after this?

I am suing one of the most powerful men in town and taking his kids from him.

Nobody is gonna work with me ever again.

That's how this works.

What career?

She'll do it.

I don't know, Ray. It's...

You know she will.

She'll do it.

Stella.

Come here, please.

Hello?

Hey, Mom.

You need to get to the courthouse right now.

That's not gonna happen.

Look, I'm not mad.

Just come back from wherever you are and we'll pretend like--

I need you to wire me some money.

I have the wire information.

You get your ass back here right now, or else I'm calling the police.

But it wouldn't look too good, though, would it?

Might put a dent in your case as the fittest parent.

Not to mention the other things I'd spill.

You have no options here.

I want half of what you're taking from Dad.

Hello?

Fuck you, Ray.

Got a pen?

Due to unforeseen educational obligations,

He did volunteer a statement, which he asked to be included.

it is a privilege to have the opportunity to salute my mother's character."

"My mom is the most warm-hearted,

loving, and cool person I know."

"With my mom there is always one priority, and that's us."

I- I gotta pee.

What?

I gotta- I gotta pee.

I don't think this is the best time.

Um, should we wait?

Whoo! Whoo!

Fuck yes! Fuck yeah, yeah, yeah!

Right? Right?

This is amazing, right?

What's wrong?

Nothing.

Um, don't we have to go to the money wire place soon?

Not for a while.

We can go anywhere.

Here.

What?

I wanted to give this to you.

Why?

It was my mom's.

I don't know, I just want you to have it.

It's good luck. For us.

Thanks.

Ray.

What?

Ray. Ray.

What?

So?

Stop.

Please? Please, please, please, please, please, please, please, please, please?

Come on.

Come here.

Ray!

Ray!

Ray!

- Fuck! Go! - Fuck!

Come on.

Let's go! Come on!

Ray!