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♪ Whoo-ooh-ooh-ooh... ♪
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♪ Whoo-ooh-ooh-ooh... ♪
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♪ Whoo-ooh-ooh-ooh... ♪
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Ow! Ow!
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Holy fuck!
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Oh, there's some clingers.
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♪ I wanna sex you up ♪
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♪ All night ♪
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♪ You make me feel good... ♪
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Oh, yeah.
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Beautiful, big, baby boy.
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Okay.
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Okay, here we go.
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Come on.
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Period. Send.
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There she goes.
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Sustenance.
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"Dirty Dancing: Havana Nights."
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The sequel to end all sequels.
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All right, fellas.
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Let's...
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Nora?
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I'm naked! Don't come in!
I'm naked. She's naked.
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Don't come in.
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Good morning!
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Your hair! Oh, you like it?
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- Yeah.
- I asked the hairdresser,
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I said I wanted to look
like Eminem.
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You succeeded.
It looks awesome.
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Thank you.
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You want to go to Atlantic City
with me today?
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We have an extra ticket
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because my friend Shu Shu
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got hit by a Citibike.
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Oh, no.
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Oh, shattered her pelvis.
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It's multiple fragments,
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some of them as small
as a mouse tooth.
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Jesus. Anyway, we don't want
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to let her bus ticket
go to waste.
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Wanna go? You know, I...
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I have a lot of things
to be doing today.
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And I'm just gonna tie up
some bells and whistles
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and some mends and looses
and things like that...
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Okay, I understand.
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It's just that Shu Shu,
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my best best friend
from way back,
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do you know what she says?
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"I wish I had
a granddaughter like yours.
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"She's so well-behaved
and so beautiful.
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And she always does everything
for her grandmother."
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And now she is paralyzed
from the waist down
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and up and all around.
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And she could really use
some good news,
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like her bus ticket
not going to waste.
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Because it's such a shame
to waste money.
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But Grandma understands.
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Oh, Shu Shu...
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All right, Grandma,
I'll go with you
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to Atlantic City!
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Okay, see you downstairs.
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And don't embarrass me.
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My sweet baby angels...
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I'm so sorry.
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Grandma, is this the bus?
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Atlantic City, baby!
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Let me guess,
no AC and no seat belts,
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- windows are sealed shut.
- Yep.
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Looks like he's dead already.
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This is my granddaughter, Nora.
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Oh, Nora, you find
a seat over there.
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I can't... I can't
sit with you guys?
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Oh, you are small.
You can make your own seat.
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Excuse, um, can I...?
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Oh.
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Oh, that's his seat?
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Sorry.
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Sir, do you mind
if I...? Excuse me.
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All right.
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"Hostel 2"?
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Oh, Toto, not in Queens anymore.
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Oh.
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Bye, Toto.
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The dog's name is Yao Ming!
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'Kay.
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We're here, Nora.
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I've been trying to get him up.
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Look at this, look.
Sir! Sir! Sir!
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Watch this.
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Wake up!
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Your China wife is here!
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They all cheat, you scumbag.
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- What is this?
- Free money.
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It's a $60 voucher
to gamble, if you want.
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- What?
- Everybody on the bus
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gets a $60 voucher
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to go to Atlantic City.
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No way.
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- This is awesome, Grandma!
- Ha-ha.
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- Atlantic City!
- Yeah!
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Oh, Grandma, this is awesome.
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What are we gonna do first?
Slots? Roulette?
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Oh, my God, baccarat.
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Video roulette,
video poker, vid...
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Video blackjack?!
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Okay, Nora.
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You can sit with us if you want,
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or you can find your own table
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if you'd rather have some space.
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What?
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Oh, this is what
we do in Atlantic City.
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We sit in the food court
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and we watch K-dramas all day.
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Then we turn in our vouchers
for cash.
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You're gonna come
all the way to Atlantic City
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and not gamble?
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You could be doubling
your money, Grandma.
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- The house never wins.
- That is wrong.
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I can't believe you guys
come here and just sit here
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when there is a million
fun things to do out there.
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It's a whole world.
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We have craps, slot machines,
Parcheesi tables.
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This is awesome!
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And you guys just
sit here the whole time?
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Oh, yes.
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Except one time
we all pooled our money
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to get a male prostitute
for Helen as a joke.
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Ha-ha.
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They had lunch together,
maybe some light fingering.
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But otherwise
we just keep the money.
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I'm not... I'm not...
I'm not doing it like this, all right?
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I-I-I I wanna do
Atlantic City my way.
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Okay, have fun.
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If you get hungry,
we'll be here.
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I'm not gonna want Sbarro's.
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Well, we brought
our own food, too.
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We don't need Sbarro.
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Helen, proud of you, girl.
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Oh-ho, yeah!
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Oh, I love gambling.
This is awesome.
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Honey, that's just chump change.
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The real action's at the table.
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You know, I don't know
how to play those games.
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So I figured I'd start small,
graduate to the big tables, you know?
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You come to Atlantic City
to be a pussy?
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Get out there!
Conquer! Hit the tables!
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Say, can I borrow $1,000?
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Oh, I'm sorry, I don't have
that kind of money on me, but...
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Well, how about 300?
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300? All I got is $5
on a Best Buy gift card.
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Well, you've gotta
share the wealth.
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Let me have something!
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Just gotta saddle up
to you here, buddy.
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Ow...
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Blackjack?
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Why not call it
blackjill, right?
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'Cause of women.
Hey, oh, wow.
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Hey.Hi.
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Can I get you
something to drink?
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Oh, that's all right.
I just got lost in there.
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Somewhere in the deep blues.
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Are they green or are they blue?
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Thanks. Yeah, okay.
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Can I... can I get you a drink?
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Yes, yes, um,
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how much is
a Mountain Dew tequila?
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Everything's free.
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Was that... what, really?
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Yeah, as long as you're playing,
everything's free.
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Then I will be playin', right?
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- Mountain Dew tequila.
- Yes.
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And if you want one...
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- You know, I'm good.
- Okay.
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Right.
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You wanna hit or stay?
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What... what is that?
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What does that...
What does that mean?
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Hit means you want another card.
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Stay means you don't.
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21 is the objective of the game.
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- You wanna get to 21...
- Okay.
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- Without going over.
- So... so the object here then being...
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get to 21,
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stay there, live there,
breathe there, die there.
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21's a winner.
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- 22?
- No good.
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All right!
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All right, let's go
get our table.
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Oh, no.
It's the Koreans.
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Should we just
sit somewhere else?
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Ah, but we need the outlets,
and that's the only one.
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Let's go talk to them.
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Oh, excuse me.
Hello.
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My friends and I
are sitting over there,
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but unfortunately
there's no outlet.
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Only this one.
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Would it be okay
if we shared yours?
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Oh, I'm sorry.
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I was just about
to plug in my iPad.
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Well, what percentage
are you at?
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89.
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I don't like to be under 100.
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Well... we will
let you know
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when you can come back.
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Okay, how 'bout
we check back in 15 minutes?
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I said we will let you know.
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Wow!
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Eights for the Asian girl.
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I guess I'm gonna
split those up.
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- You wanna split those eights?
- I wanna split those eights.
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Those are the best split
in the house.
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Oh, thank you.
They call me Kristi Yamaguchi.
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Wanna hit?
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Mm... hit that one.
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And hit that one, thank you.
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- 21.
- 21! 21!
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21 and a what?
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Hit that up.
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- Hit it up.
- Yeah.
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21!
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For a total of 43... 42.
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Go, blackjack, yeah!
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You know what?
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That is Sadie's
first semester at Colgate.
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And that is your first semester on
an Alaskan cruise ship of your choice
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because I want you to love you.
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And tell Sadie
she better stay off Twitter.
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By the way, this color on you
is just like a great green.
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Blackjack! Whoo!
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Oh, you know, what happens in
AC doesn't have to leave AC.
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If you're busy later,
I mean all you girls...
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My husband thinks I'm a virgin.
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- Are you a virgin?
- Hell no!
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Blackjack! Yeah!
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You know what, and that's why
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I'm gonna pledge that to SAE.
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Yeah!
In the back.
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21!
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Blackjack!
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Blackjack!
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Yeah!
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You guys are hot.
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How are you doing this?
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It's like Number Bumble.
You ever play Number Bumble?
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It's a game I play
on my iPad, too.
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It's basically you assign a plus
or minus to each of the cards.
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As the cards get dealt around,
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you see, you take
note of the deck
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and then you realize
which cards are gonna come out
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based on those number
systems that you assigned.
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It's like Number Bumble.
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Like a Millennial version
of counting cards?
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Just a normal version
of counting cards.
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Better watch what
you say, you know?
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What?
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What's wrong with that?
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Homestretch.
Oh, yeah!
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Excuse me, excuse me,
excuse me, excuse me.
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Excuse me!
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- Oh, what?
- I need you to come with me, ma'am.
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We need you to leave, ma'am.
262
00:12:39,143 --> 00:12:40,253
Counting cards is illegal,
263
00:12:40,323 --> 00:12:41,663
as is taking selfies at a table,
264
00:12:41,733 --> 00:12:43,693
as is not having shoes on.
265
00:12:43,763 --> 00:12:45,013
Hey, wait.
266
00:12:45,073 --> 00:12:46,866
I'll make you a deal.
Make you a deal.
267
00:12:46,891 --> 00:12:48,523
It's Atlantic City.
I'll make you a deal.
268
00:12:48,593 --> 00:12:50,578
I'm gonna put my shoes on
real quick
269
00:12:50,603 --> 00:12:51,873
so I have my shoes when...
270
00:12:51,943 --> 00:12:55,083
Okay, all right?
All right, you good with that?
271
00:12:56,113 --> 00:12:57,151
I love you, girl.
272
00:12:57,151 --> 00:12:59,028
Everyone meet me
on the boardwalk!
273
00:13:14,794 --> 00:13:16,754
Oh, no!
274
00:13:24,120 --> 00:13:26,290
That's it.
Grandma mad.
275
00:13:26,360 --> 00:13:29,090
I'm gonna K-pop her face.
276
00:13:44,600 --> 00:13:46,670
Excuse me, for the kinetic
sand bottles,
277
00:13:46,740 --> 00:13:49,290
is it $5 per color
and if I add...?
278
00:13:50,360 --> 00:13:51,810
Oh, my God, Melanie.
279
00:13:52,857 --> 00:13:54,330
Ehh?
280
00:13:54,400 --> 00:13:56,980
N... no.
No, you.
281
00:13:57,050 --> 00:13:58,640
Melanie.Melanie.
282
00:13:58,710 --> 00:14:01,470
It's Nora.
From high school.
283
00:14:01,540 --> 00:14:03,020
So awkward to see you here.
284
00:14:04,600 --> 00:14:06,262
Melanie, hey!
285
00:14:06,262 --> 00:14:07,982
From AP Spanish.
286
00:14:08,052 --> 00:14:09,724
Don't you remember?
287
00:14:09,724 --> 00:14:11,654
Sorry, you must be confused.
288
00:14:11,724 --> 00:14:13,034
I don't know who Melanie is.
289
00:14:13,094 --> 00:14:14,562
So why are you running?
290
00:14:15,317 --> 00:14:16,907
Melanie! Hey!
291
00:14:19,433 --> 00:14:20,878
Oh, Nora!
292
00:14:20,969 --> 00:14:22,904
What the fuck, dude?
293
00:14:22,904 --> 00:14:25,348
What are you, working on the
Atlantic City boardwalk now?
294
00:14:25,734 --> 00:14:26,975
Yeah.
295
00:14:27,266 --> 00:14:29,576
I thought you were like a
video producer or something.
296
00:14:29,646 --> 00:14:30,661
Oh, I was.
297
00:14:30,661 --> 00:14:32,606
Yeah, I worked for BuzzFeed
for a few months,
298
00:14:32,631 --> 00:14:34,251
but then I got laid off.
299
00:14:34,321 --> 00:14:35,583
Oh, my God.
300
00:14:35,583 --> 00:14:38,413
Then I worked at Jamie Lynn
Spears' production company,
301
00:14:38,483 --> 00:14:40,103
but fell down
three flights of stairs.
302
00:14:40,173 --> 00:14:41,933
- Three flights?
- Three.
303
00:14:42,003 --> 00:14:43,553
- Almost four.
- Oh, my...
304
00:14:43,623 --> 00:14:46,413
I caught myself.
Well, my face caught myself.
305
00:14:46,483 --> 00:14:48,149
And then they thought
I was gonna sue them,
306
00:14:48,173 --> 00:14:50,213
- so I got laid off.
- You okay?
307
00:14:50,273 --> 00:14:52,523
Oh, and then I did
a Snapchat series
308
00:14:52,583 --> 00:14:55,523
about a girl that went
missing in a small town,
309
00:14:55,583 --> 00:14:57,909
but the actress playing the girl
that went missing in the small town
310
00:14:57,933 --> 00:14:59,553
actually went missing,
311
00:14:59,623 --> 00:15:01,103
so we had to shut down
production.
312
00:15:01,173 --> 00:15:03,763
I mean, seems like
you've been busy, though.
313
00:15:03,833 --> 00:15:07,523
Oh, no.
That was all last year.
314
00:15:09,553 --> 00:15:11,189
You've... you've been
living in Atlantic City
315
00:15:11,213 --> 00:15:12,483
for an entire year?
316
00:15:12,763 --> 00:15:14,763
I wouldn't call it living.
317
00:15:16,413 --> 00:15:18,143
A lot has changed
since high school, Nora.
318
00:15:18,213 --> 00:15:19,383
Yeah.
319
00:15:19,453 --> 00:15:20,963
Can you buy me
something to drink?
320
00:15:21,033 --> 00:15:21,963
Yeah.
321
00:15:21,963 --> 00:15:23,963
- I haven't had a drink in three days.
- Sure.
322
00:15:30,096 --> 00:15:31,096
Ah...
323
00:15:31,748 --> 00:15:34,125
Melanie, what happened?
324
00:15:34,417 --> 00:15:36,207
Didn't you go to Emerson
on a full ride?
325
00:15:36,502 --> 00:15:39,842
Yeah, but a BFA only
gets you so far
326
00:15:39,912 --> 00:15:41,440
in the content game.
327
00:15:41,440 --> 00:15:43,251
So, after the last time
I got laid off,
328
00:15:43,276 --> 00:15:45,246
I just gave up and came here.
329
00:15:45,720 --> 00:15:48,906
If I do two braids
and two sand bottles a week,
330
00:15:48,906 --> 00:15:53,144
I can afford a funnel cake
and a bunk at the hostel.
331
00:15:55,329 --> 00:15:56,946
But why Atlantic City?
332
00:15:57,016 --> 00:15:59,317
Because it's a lot
cheaper than New York.
333
00:16:00,326 --> 00:16:02,295
And what am I supposed to do?
334
00:16:02,295 --> 00:16:04,365
Go home and live
with my parents?
335
00:16:04,435 --> 00:16:05,923
I failed.
336
00:16:05,923 --> 00:16:09,443
I deserve to live in the most
depressing place in the world.
337
00:16:09,468 --> 00:16:11,398
Atlantic City is not depressing.
338
00:16:12,038 --> 00:16:13,218
No, it's not.
339
00:16:13,288 --> 00:16:15,218
- There's an ocean.
- Dirty.
340
00:16:15,288 --> 00:16:17,498
- Casino.
- Desperate.
341
00:16:17,568 --> 00:16:19,288
I saw a laser tag sign.
342
00:16:19,358 --> 00:16:22,118
Look, I know what
you're trying to do.
343
00:16:22,188 --> 00:16:23,878
You're trying to find
a positive.
344
00:16:23,948 --> 00:16:25,668
My life sucks.
345
00:16:25,738 --> 00:16:28,328
Melanie, you can't
let a few road bumps
346
00:16:28,398 --> 00:16:30,568
force you into exile, all right?
347
00:16:30,638 --> 00:16:33,158
I am a loser.
I do live with my parents.
348
00:16:33,218 --> 00:16:35,428
You've lost more jobs
than I've ever had.
349
00:16:35,498 --> 00:16:37,528
And... and if I can make it work,
350
00:16:37,598 --> 00:16:39,832
you can make it work,
anyone can make it work.
351
00:16:40,428 --> 00:16:42,288
You... you should just
come back to the city.
352
00:16:42,358 --> 00:16:43,908
There's a bus.
It's leaving tonight.
353
00:16:43,978 --> 00:16:47,288
- You start over.
- Thanks, Nora, but...
354
00:16:47,358 --> 00:16:49,018
I can't.
355
00:16:49,088 --> 00:16:50,978
This is my life now,
356
00:16:51,048 --> 00:16:53,088
a sad song of hair and sand.
357
00:16:53,158 --> 00:16:54,639
You can play a different song.
358
00:16:54,732 --> 00:16:55,972
I should go.
359
00:16:57,188 --> 00:16:58,498
My friend Tillie's teaching me
360
00:16:58,568 --> 00:17:00,745
how to write someone's name
on a grain of rice.
361
00:17:00,770 --> 00:17:02,536
Okay, that's... A lot more sanitary
than hair stuff.
362
00:17:02,560 --> 00:17:04,607
- Sure.
- Lice.
363
00:17:04,607 --> 00:17:05,887
That's disgusting, Mel.
364
00:17:06,472 --> 00:17:08,292
Nice seeing you, Nora.
365
00:17:09,438 --> 00:17:10,718
Melanie, you left your...
366
00:17:18,057 --> 00:17:20,957
Look, our iPad is dead.
367
00:17:21,027 --> 00:17:22,972
Just let us use the outlet.
368
00:17:23,251 --> 00:17:25,691
Maybe you all should
just read a book.
369
00:17:26,028 --> 00:17:28,047
Then you won't need an outlet.
370
00:17:28,047 --> 00:17:31,397
Don't talk to us Chinese
about books, bitch.
371
00:17:31,467 --> 00:17:33,261
We invented paper.
372
00:17:33,261 --> 00:17:35,701
Don't talk to Koreans
about charging, bitch.
373
00:17:35,771 --> 00:17:37,951
We invented Samsung.
374
00:17:38,599 --> 00:17:41,629
Then where are all the Galaxies?
375
00:17:41,674 --> 00:17:44,705
All I see are iPhones.
376
00:17:45,398 --> 00:17:47,288
That's what I thought.
377
00:17:49,836 --> 00:17:51,362
What do you think you're doing?
378
00:17:51,362 --> 00:17:53,739
What I shoulda done
this morning!
379
00:17:53,739 --> 00:17:56,367
Don't you have a floor
to spit on somewhere?
380
00:17:56,367 --> 00:17:58,844
Ah, don't mess with me.
381
00:17:58,869 --> 00:18:01,459
I will cut you
and I will bite you.
382
00:18:01,519 --> 00:18:04,892
Chinese teeth are harder
than Korean teeth.
383
00:18:04,917 --> 00:18:06,419
- Really?
- Yeah.
384
00:18:09,537 --> 00:18:11,567
Kimchi bitches!
385
00:18:27,297 --> 00:18:29,017
What up?
386
00:18:29,087 --> 00:18:30,776
How's your jerk-off day going?
387
00:18:30,776 --> 00:18:31,902
Yo, where you at?
388
00:18:31,902 --> 00:18:33,482
I'm in AC with my grandma.
389
00:18:33,552 --> 00:18:35,862
Had to abort the jerk-off sesh.
390
00:18:37,558 --> 00:18:38,868
By the way,
guess who I ran into,
391
00:18:38,938 --> 00:18:40,838
Melanie from high school.
392
00:18:40,908 --> 00:18:43,397
Damn!
How's she doin'?
393
00:18:43,768 --> 00:18:45,441
You know we 69'ed once.
394
00:18:45,768 --> 00:18:46,709
What?
395
00:18:46,709 --> 00:18:49,159
Although technically
it was more of a 96.
396
00:18:49,229 --> 00:18:51,019
We just fell asleep
touching butts.
397
00:18:51,089 --> 00:18:52,989
That's gross, dude.
I gotta go.
398
00:18:53,059 --> 00:18:54,539
I gotta meet
my Grandma, all right?
399
00:18:54,609 --> 00:18:56,129
What are you vaping?
400
00:18:56,189 --> 00:18:57,539
What are you vaping right now?
401
00:18:57,609 --> 00:18:59,113
So how's Mel lookin'?
402
00:18:59,138 --> 00:19:00,548
Good-bye!
403
00:19:02,408 --> 00:19:04,028
Grandma.
404
00:19:04,098 --> 00:19:05,688
What happened?
405
00:19:05,758 --> 00:19:07,408
We got kicked out.
406
00:19:07,478 --> 00:19:10,875
Two men in suits
are carrying me away
407
00:19:10,900 --> 00:19:13,888
after I picked a fight
with some Korean bitches.
408
00:19:13,958 --> 00:19:16,238
You started an inter-Asian
race war in there?
409
00:19:16,308 --> 00:19:19,238
Well, yeah,
they make good soap operas.
410
00:19:19,308 --> 00:19:21,218
I give them that.
411
00:19:21,243 --> 00:19:22,958
You know I'm half-Korean, right?
412
00:19:23,028 --> 00:19:25,858
Well, yeah, girl.
Yeah.
413
00:19:26,381 --> 00:19:27,901
Let's go home.
414
00:19:33,114 --> 00:19:34,998
Look at your arm, bro.
415
00:19:35,068 --> 00:19:38,402
Oh, yeah, my posse and me,
we went and beat up
416
00:19:38,427 --> 00:19:40,397
some four-foot-six old lady.
417
00:19:40,467 --> 00:19:41,889
Is her arm in a sling?
418
00:19:41,889 --> 00:19:44,339
No, her face met with my fist.
419
00:19:44,409 --> 00:19:46,059
What a dumbass.
420
00:19:46,129 --> 00:19:47,409
All right.
421
00:19:47,659 --> 00:19:48,646
Hey...
422
00:19:50,172 --> 00:19:51,722
where'd you get this from?
423
00:19:53,032 --> 00:19:54,719
Melanie!
424
00:19:55,272 --> 00:19:56,382
Hey.
425
00:19:56,452 --> 00:19:57,792
You came back.
426
00:19:57,862 --> 00:19:59,832
Yeah, I'm coming back
to the city.
427
00:19:59,902 --> 00:20:02,382
Thought about what you said,
and you were right.
428
00:20:02,452 --> 00:20:05,762
If you can make it work,
literally anyone can.
429
00:20:05,832 --> 00:20:06,832
Okay.
430
00:20:06,862 --> 00:20:08,522
Like anyone on this bus.
431
00:20:08,582 --> 00:20:09,622
All right.
432
00:20:10,902 --> 00:20:12,522
I have a confession to make.
433
00:20:12,582 --> 00:20:15,622
You dropped this
in the bar, and I took it.
434
00:20:15,692 --> 00:20:18,002
Oh, you can keep that.
435
00:20:18,072 --> 00:20:21,011
I am so done with sand.
436
00:20:21,652 --> 00:20:23,552
- If you have $5...
- No.
437
00:20:23,622 --> 00:20:25,582
Okay. Thank you.
438
00:20:25,652 --> 00:20:27,482
- Love you, Nora.
- I love you.
439
00:20:30,692 --> 00:20:34,400
We will watch "Dirty Dancing 2:
Havana Nights."
440
00:20:34,692 --> 00:20:37,962
"Havana Nights."
It's "Havana Nights."
441
00:20:39,321 --> 00:20:41,031
I just need my space.
442
00:21:25,640 --> 00:21:27,703
Who the fuck is Awkwafina?
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