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ERIC: Say cheese.
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- Oh, my God, stop.
- Come on.
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I never get to see you
like this.
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- Like what?
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- Like...yourself.
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Come on.
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CLAIRE: What?
- Show me around.
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CLAIRE: Okay.
- Where we at, Claire?
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CLAIRE: Okay, uh...
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Follow me for the grand tour,
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but first,
we gotta get you a costume.
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- Oh, thank you, ma'am.
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- There you go.
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Okay.
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Here we have a deer.
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ERIC: Elk.
- Elk?
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ERIC: That's an elk.
- Okay, that's an elk.
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Oh, well, there's a deer
to remind us we're in Texas.
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- Don't mess with Texas.
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- Um, all right, let's go
check out the backyard.
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[LCD Soundsystem's "Oh Baby"]
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MURPHY: ♪ Oh, baby ♪
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♪ ♪
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♪ You're having a bad dream ♪
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♪ ♪
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♪ Here in my arms ♪
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♪ ♪
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♪ Oh, sugar ♪
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- Never want to leave.
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MURPHY: ♪ You came to me ♪
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- Happy birthday.
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- Thanks.
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MURPHY: ♪ Could all be
a bad thing ♪
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♪ ♪
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♪ And do you harm ♪
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- Delete that video.
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♪ ♪
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MURPHY: ♪ Oh, oh, oh ♪
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- [sighs]
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♪ ♪
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MURPHY: ♪ Oh, lover ♪
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♪ ♪
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♪ You run from me ♪
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[dog barks in distance]
ERIC: Mm.
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CLAIRE: Can you believe
I found this place?
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- When'd you book it?
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- Mm, couple weeks ago.
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- A couple weeks ago?
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- Yeah.
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- How'd you know
when my birthday was?
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- 'Cause I'm a mind-reader.
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[both laugh]
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'Cause you told me.
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- Did I tell you?
- Yeah.
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- Oh.
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CLAIRE: So, here's to...
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the most talented,
smartest, kindest,
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most handsome guy I ever met.
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- Please keep going.
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- Uh, not to mention the 1375
you got on your SATs.
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- Thanks to you.
- I'm so proud of you.
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- How'd you keep this--
this whole cooking thing
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a secret from me for so long?
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- I don't know, it's easy.
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You know, I also got
a lot of practice
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cooking with my brothers.
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- I wish I ate like this
when I was a kid.
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- What, spaghetti and sauce?
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- No, a homecooked meal.
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My dad basically took us
to McDonald's
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every night after my mom died.
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Oh, my mom was the best
cook too.
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Everything she made
was from scratch.
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- You were, like, what,
um, nine when she died?
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- Yeah, about that.
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My mom was so cool.
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She was the life
of every party.
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We used to have
these huge barbecues,
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and she'd have, like,
buckets of gin and tonics.
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The whole neighborhood
would come by.
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The house just felt...
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I don't know, it felt,
like, alive.
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And then she got sick.
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And then she...got sick again.
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Cancer's just the worst.
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And then she died.
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And, um...
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Nate joined the military,
and he shipped off,
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and then my dad,
he started drinking, and...
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And I was, like,
alone in this...
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Um...
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incredibly quiet house.
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I don't know, sorry, I don't
know why I'm getting upset.
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- No.
It's fine.
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I want to hear.
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- Anyway, I tried
for a really long time
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to be perfect, you know?
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It was, like, my rebellion,
to be the opposite of my dad.
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It didn't work.
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I was just this, like,
walking reminder
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of what he lost.
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You ever think about
reaching out to your dad?
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- [chuckles]
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- Are you curious about him?
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- Honestly?
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No.
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I mean, I never knew him,
so, really, what's to miss?
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- You are the best
older brother.
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And a really good man.
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[birds singing]
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- Hi.
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- Hey.
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Snug in.
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- Snug in.
- Snug in.
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- I like that.
- Yeah. Come here.
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I like the way you smell
in the morning.
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- I like seeing you
in the morning.
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You feel any older?
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- [chuckles]
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Years older.
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[cell phone buzzing]
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- I'm sorry, I gotta take this.
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Hey, honey.
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Yeah, the speakers
are just okay,
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but I think
it's still worthwhile.
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How long did you guys
end up practicing for?
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Um, yeah, I wouldn't...
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Yeah, it's at 4:00, right?
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I wouldn't miss your first gig.
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Listen, I actually have
a curriculum seminar
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that I gotta hit, so I should--
I should go.
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Kay.
Bye, I love you.
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Mmm. Coffee.
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Sorry about that.
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- It's fine.
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- Hey.
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What--
come on.
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You know I didn't have
a choice.
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- It's fine.
Okay?
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- Stop.
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- Take your underwear off.
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- What?
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- Take your underwear off.
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- [gasps]
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[panting]
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I'm scared to smoke pot.
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- [laughs]
You're scared?
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- Don't laugh at me.
- I'm sorry.
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Sorry, I just--
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I didn't know people like you
still existed, to be honest.
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- I know,
it's so pathetic, right?
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- Yeah. Kind of pathetic.
- [chuckles]
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Okay, well, technically,
I did sort of get stoned
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when I was, like, 20.
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But I thought
everybody hated me,
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and then I peed myself.
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ERIC: Mm.
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- I didn't, for the record.
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- In that case,
I'm gonna shotgun you.
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Do you know what that is?
CLAIRE: No.
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- Okay, I'm gonna take
a little in,
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and then I'm gonna
blow it to you.
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- Like in my mouth?
- Yeah.
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- Like we're kissing?
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- Like that, yeah.
CLAIRE: Oh, cool.
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- Okay, ready?
CLAIRE: Uh-huh.
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- So?
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- I'm a stoner now.
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[both laugh]
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- Mission accomplished.
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CLAIRE: Give me
another shotgun.
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ERIC: All right, come here.
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ERIC: I'm just wondering...
CLAIRE: [giggles]
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- What were you like
in high school?
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- So boring.
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- What?
- [laughs] Yeah.
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- So you're telling me
that you didn't have
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any boyfriends or anything.
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- No, I was a virgin
until I met Matt
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in, uh, senior year of college.
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- What the fuck?
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No shit.
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- I know, it's so embarrassing.
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- Yeah.
- Yeah.
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Can you pass me those?
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- Yeah, yeah.
Here.
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- Yeah, so...
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it was self-imposed.
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Like, I just wanted rules.
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I needed rules.
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So no drinking, no boys.
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Like, I wouldn't even
have a-a beer.
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I was such a prude.
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Okay, how long were you
and Alison together?
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- Oh, my God.
- What? Tell me.
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- I--
like, um...
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six months.
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- Oh, so, okay.
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That's, like, serious, then.
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Did you guys say "I love you"?
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- I don't know.
- What? You did!
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- No.
- Oh, my gosh.
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Oh.
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- I was 16, you know?
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What did I know?
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- Oh, the girls at UT
are gonna be all over you.
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- [laughs]
- They are.
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You have your whole life
ahead of you.
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You're gonna have so much fun.
- Hmm.
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- You are,
and you're gonna, like...
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have so much sex
with so many people.
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- [sighs]
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- Hey, you want to go
into town?
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We can go to a bar
or something.
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- I don't have an ID.
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- Oh, right, no.
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No, yeah, let's just stay here.
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Kay?
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- [clears throat]
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I'm gonna get another.
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- Okay.
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- [sighs]
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CLAIRE: Hey.
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You okay?
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- [exhales sharply] Yeah.
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Yeah, I'm fine.
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- Come on, why are you giving
me the silent treatment?
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It's our last night together.
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ERIC: Exactly.
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It's our last night together.
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And tomorrow,
you're gonna go back to him,
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and this will have
never happened.
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Yeah.
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I mean...
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This isn't real.
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- Of course it is.
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- Is that why you're talking
about who I'm gonna fuck
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when I get to college?
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Like, what is this to you?
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Is this just some bored
housewife shit?
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- You know that's not true.
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You're not gonna want me
when you go to college.
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You're gonna be done with me.
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[sighs]
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[sniffles]
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Fuck, I'm risking
my entire life to be with you!
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I wish I could just stay here
with you, but I--
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I can't,
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and I fucking feel like
a terrible person.
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- Hey.
Hey.
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- No.
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- Hey, hey, hey.
I'm sorry.
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I'm sorry.
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I'm sorry.
Please stop.
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Stop.
Stop.
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[whispering]
I'm sorry.
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I'm sorry.
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I love you.
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I love you.
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So much.
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- I love you.
- [chuckles]
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Say it again.
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- I love you.
- [laughs]
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[cover version
of Rihanna's "Stay"]
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♪ ♪
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SINGER: ♪ All along,
it was a fever ♪
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00:14:16,233 --> 00:14:20,373
♪ ♪
268
00:14:20,400 --> 00:14:25,070
♪ A cold sweat,
hotheaded believer ♪
269
00:14:25,100 --> 00:14:28,530
♪ ♪
270
00:14:28,566 --> 00:14:30,726
♪ I threw my hands in the air ♪
271
00:14:30,766 --> 00:14:34,596
♪ And said,
"Show me something" ♪
272
00:14:34,633 --> 00:14:37,133
♪ ♪
273
00:14:37,166 --> 00:14:42,196
♪ She said, "If you dare,
come a little closer" ♪
274
00:14:42,233 --> 00:14:45,103
♪ ♪
275
00:14:45,133 --> 00:14:48,473
♪ Oh, around and around ♪
276
00:14:48,500 --> 00:14:52,530
♪ And around and around we go ♪
277
00:14:52,566 --> 00:14:54,166
♪ ♪
278
00:14:54,200 --> 00:14:57,270
♪ Oh, now, tell me now,
tell me now ♪
279
00:14:57,300 --> 00:15:01,330
♪ Tell me now you know ♪
280
00:15:01,366 --> 00:15:03,796
♪ ♪
281
00:15:03,833 --> 00:15:07,603
♪ Not really sure
how to feel about it ♪
282
00:15:07,633 --> 00:15:12,103
♪ Something in the way
you move ♪
283
00:15:12,133 --> 00:15:16,103
♪ Makes me feel like
I can't live without you ♪
284
00:15:16,133 --> 00:15:19,773
♪ Yeah, it takes me
all the way ♪
285
00:15:19,800 --> 00:15:25,070
♪ And I want you to stay ♪
286
00:15:27,166 --> 00:15:34,096
♪ ♪
287
00:15:45,166 --> 00:15:47,766
[door squeaks shut]
288
00:15:47,800 --> 00:15:49,370
ERIC: Hey.
289
00:15:49,400 --> 00:15:51,400
- Hey.
- Hey.
290
00:15:51,433 --> 00:15:52,603
- It's the birthday boy.
291
00:15:52,633 --> 00:15:54,673
- Yeah.
292
00:15:54,700 --> 00:15:58,770
SANDY: Devon was sad
he missed you on your birthday.
293
00:15:58,800 --> 00:16:00,530
I think he was sadder about
missing some birthday cake,
294
00:16:00,566 --> 00:16:02,566
so I caved.
295
00:16:02,600 --> 00:16:04,730
I let them each have a piece.
296
00:16:04,766 --> 00:16:08,166
I was hoping you might get home
a little earlier.
297
00:16:08,200 --> 00:16:09,600
- Sorry about that.
298
00:16:09,633 --> 00:16:12,233
- It's fine, you were having
fun with your friends.
299
00:16:12,266 --> 00:16:15,126
We'll do something
tomorrow night, okay?
300
00:16:15,166 --> 00:16:16,596
All right, I gotta go to work.
301
00:16:16,633 --> 00:16:18,433
Um, you were supposed to
be home with the boys tonight,
302
00:16:18,466 --> 00:16:19,596
but I wanted you to have
the night off,
303
00:16:19,633 --> 00:16:21,303
so I sent them next door.
304
00:16:21,333 --> 00:16:22,573
- Thanks.
305
00:16:24,500 --> 00:16:26,130
- Happy birthday.
306
00:16:26,166 --> 00:16:27,396
ERIC: See you later.
307
00:16:30,566 --> 00:16:32,626
[door clicks shut]
308
00:16:32,666 --> 00:16:39,596
♪ ♪
309
00:17:01,640 --> 00:17:03,610
- Hello?
310
00:17:03,640 --> 00:17:06,570
[rock music playing]
311
00:17:06,607 --> 00:17:13,467
♪ ♪
312
00:17:16,873 --> 00:17:18,173
- Hi.
313
00:17:18,207 --> 00:17:20,337
- Hey.
- Hi.
314
00:17:20,373 --> 00:17:22,243
Shit, you smell good.
315
00:17:22,273 --> 00:17:24,073
- Oh, thanks, I showered.
316
00:17:24,107 --> 00:17:26,037
- Oh.
Way to brag.
317
00:17:26,073 --> 00:17:28,173
[laughter]
318
00:17:28,207 --> 00:17:29,907
- How long have you been
waiting for a drink?
319
00:17:29,940 --> 00:17:31,310
- Forever.
320
00:17:33,073 --> 00:17:35,173
- So how bad is this gonna be?
321
00:17:35,207 --> 00:17:37,567
- You might know some songs.
They're a cover band.
322
00:17:37,607 --> 00:17:41,467
They do, like, Neil Young,
Talking Heads, Wilco.
323
00:17:41,507 --> 00:17:45,367
- Oh, boy.
- [laughs]
324
00:17:45,407 --> 00:17:47,237
- No, it's--
that sounds pretty good.
325
00:17:47,273 --> 00:17:49,573
- Thanks for coming.
[laughs]
326
00:17:49,607 --> 00:17:51,107
- Excuse me?
327
00:17:51,140 --> 00:17:52,570
She's looked me in the face,
like, five times.
328
00:17:52,607 --> 00:17:53,537
- Yeah, me too.
329
00:17:55,473 --> 00:17:57,573
- Fuck it.
- What the...
330
00:17:57,607 --> 00:17:59,167
Kathryn!
KATHRYN: Hurry up, bitch!
331
00:17:59,207 --> 00:18:01,437
CLAIRE: What're you doing?
KATHRYN: [laughing]
332
00:18:01,473 --> 00:18:04,043
CLAIRE: Oh, my God.
333
00:18:04,073 --> 00:18:06,113
[both laughing]
334
00:18:06,140 --> 00:18:07,570
Okay.
335
00:18:07,607 --> 00:18:10,237
KATHRYN: [sighing] Oh.
- You are amazing.
336
00:18:10,273 --> 00:18:13,313
- I'm even impressed
with myself right now.
337
00:18:13,340 --> 00:18:15,310
- Gimme.
338
00:18:15,340 --> 00:18:16,910
- Oh, it's good.
339
00:18:16,940 --> 00:18:18,570
Mmm.
340
00:18:18,607 --> 00:18:20,437
Oh, so how was your weekend?
341
00:18:20,473 --> 00:18:22,573
- I wish you'd brought limes
or something.
342
00:18:22,607 --> 00:18:25,467
- I panicked.
- Uh, it was great.
343
00:18:25,507 --> 00:18:27,337
- Yeah, what did you do?
344
00:18:27,373 --> 00:18:29,973
- I went to a conference
in Dallas
345
00:18:30,007 --> 00:18:31,837
with some of my old colleagues.
346
00:18:31,873 --> 00:18:33,973
Um...yeah,
347
00:18:34,007 --> 00:18:36,007
there were some
really interesting keynotes.
348
00:18:37,140 --> 00:18:40,440
- Is that the best you can do?
349
00:18:40,473 --> 00:18:45,043
Come on, that might fool Matt,
but doesn't fool me.
350
00:18:45,073 --> 00:18:48,513
- Wha...
- Mm.
351
00:18:48,540 --> 00:18:51,510
You've been glowing
recently, Claire,
352
00:18:51,540 --> 00:18:53,210
and you sure as shit
aren't pregnant
353
00:18:53,240 --> 00:18:54,910
since you've been chugging
this tequila,
354
00:18:54,940 --> 00:18:57,310
so I'm, like, 99% sure
you're having an affair.
355
00:18:57,340 --> 00:19:00,440
- Oh, my God, stop.
356
00:19:00,473 --> 00:19:02,443
- Come on, there's a reason
people have been having affairs
357
00:19:02,473 --> 00:19:04,573
since the dawn of time.
358
00:19:04,607 --> 00:19:08,207
How else would you remember
you're still alive?
359
00:19:08,240 --> 00:19:09,870
- [laughs]
360
00:19:12,073 --> 00:19:14,473
KATHRYN: Were you with a guy
this weekend?
361
00:19:18,073 --> 00:19:19,313
I knew it.
362
00:19:19,340 --> 00:19:20,940
Yeah, you were.
363
00:19:20,973 --> 00:19:22,113
[squeals]
364
00:19:22,140 --> 00:19:24,310
- [laughs]
365
00:19:24,340 --> 00:19:26,470
I've never felt
this way before.
366
00:19:26,507 --> 00:19:30,107
I've never given myself
permission to feel this way.
367
00:19:30,140 --> 00:19:32,840
KATHRYN:
Yeah, life's too short.
368
00:19:32,873 --> 00:19:34,843
So if you want more
than Weezer covers,
369
00:19:34,873 --> 00:19:36,343
I don't blame you.
370
00:19:36,373 --> 00:19:38,373
- Uh, it's Wilco.
- Oh.
371
00:19:38,407 --> 00:19:40,437
[laughter]
372
00:19:40,473 --> 00:19:43,373
So who's the guy?
373
00:19:43,407 --> 00:19:45,307
- Mm-mm.
Nope, I can't tell you.
374
00:19:45,340 --> 00:19:46,840
- All right, fine.
375
00:19:46,873 --> 00:19:48,443
At least tell me, how's the D?
376
00:19:48,473 --> 00:19:50,313
- [laughs]
377
00:19:50,340 --> 00:19:53,170
Oh...my God.
378
00:19:53,207 --> 00:19:56,337
The D is great.
379
00:19:56,373 --> 00:19:58,443
- Oh...
- Like, I love it.
380
00:19:58,473 --> 00:20:00,573
Literally love it.
381
00:20:00,607 --> 00:20:01,967
- Yeah.
382
00:20:02,007 --> 00:20:03,367
The lust phase.
383
00:20:03,407 --> 00:20:05,337
I miss that.
384
00:20:05,373 --> 00:20:06,913
He's cute, then?
385
00:20:06,940 --> 00:20:08,110
- He's so cute.
386
00:20:08,140 --> 00:20:10,310
- He's older?
387
00:20:12,540 --> 00:20:13,570
He's younger?
388
00:20:13,607 --> 00:20:15,167
- Mm-hmm.
- Oh, shit.
389
00:20:15,207 --> 00:20:17,207
- [laughs]
- Oh, my God!
390
00:20:17,240 --> 00:20:19,440
- I know.
- Claire Wilson, yes!
391
00:20:19,473 --> 00:20:22,443
Oh, my God, who is this guy?
392
00:20:22,473 --> 00:20:24,373
- No.
Mm-mm.
393
00:20:24,407 --> 00:20:27,167
- Please?
Please tell me.
394
00:20:27,207 --> 00:20:30,437
- I can't, no.
KATHRYN: Please.
395
00:20:30,473 --> 00:20:32,173
Please, please.
396
00:20:32,207 --> 00:20:34,907
I promise I won't tell anybody.
397
00:20:34,940 --> 00:20:36,340
Please, please, please.
398
00:20:36,373 --> 00:20:37,943
I promise.
399
00:20:37,973 --> 00:20:40,013
Come on!
400
00:20:42,407 --> 00:20:45,137
Tell me.
Tell me, tell me, tell me...
401
00:20:47,640 --> 00:20:49,470
Oh.
402
00:21:01,540 --> 00:21:03,910
Come on.
Mm...
403
00:21:03,940 --> 00:21:06,310
- [laughs]
404
00:21:06,340 --> 00:21:08,840
It's Eric.
405
00:21:08,873 --> 00:21:09,973
- Who's Eric?
406
00:21:10,007 --> 00:21:12,837
- Eric Walker.
407
00:21:12,873 --> 00:21:14,173
Like, Eric, Eric.
408
00:21:14,207 --> 00:21:18,037
- [laughs]
Come on.
409
00:21:18,073 --> 00:21:21,313
Yes, Eric is cute,
but, like, you're kidding.
410
00:21:21,340 --> 00:21:23,570
Like, we get it.
It's, like, lols.
411
00:21:23,607 --> 00:21:26,407
CLAIRE: [giggles]
- You're...
412
00:21:28,540 --> 00:21:30,270
You're kidding.
413
00:21:31,940 --> 00:21:34,170
Right?
414
00:21:34,207 --> 00:21:36,267
Claire, oh, my God.
415
00:21:39,073 --> 00:21:42,073
Claire...
416
00:21:42,107 --> 00:21:44,307
Um...
417
00:21:48,340 --> 00:21:51,010
He's your student.
418
00:21:52,240 --> 00:21:56,040
- I--no, I know, but he's 18.
419
00:21:56,073 --> 00:21:59,043
And we're, like--
we're in love with each other.
420
00:21:59,073 --> 00:22:01,513
- He's your student.
421
00:22:01,540 --> 00:22:03,940
CLAIRE:
Well, wait, Kathryn...
422
00:22:03,973 --> 00:22:07,443
Listen, let me explain, okay?
423
00:22:07,473 --> 00:22:11,613
KATHRYN: That's, like,
a monumental abuse of power.
424
00:22:11,640 --> 00:22:13,610
CLAIRE: You don't under--
you don't understand.
425
00:22:13,640 --> 00:22:16,170
Okay, talk--
talk to me about this.
426
00:22:16,207 --> 00:22:18,567
Please, I...
427
00:22:18,607 --> 00:22:19,967
He's an adult.
428
00:22:20,007 --> 00:22:21,567
Okay?
He's 18.
429
00:22:21,607 --> 00:22:22,937
This is not abuse.
430
00:22:22,973 --> 00:22:24,313
We're in, like,
a real relationship.
431
00:22:24,340 --> 00:22:25,440
KATHRYN: Ugh!
- We love each other.
432
00:22:25,473 --> 00:22:27,513
KATHRYN: My God, stop it!
I don't want to hear that.
433
00:22:27,540 --> 00:22:30,070
- He's over the age of consent.
- He's a kid.
434
00:22:33,207 --> 00:22:34,567
- Wait, wait, wait,
wait, wait, wait.
435
00:22:34,607 --> 00:22:39,067
No, you--you basically
forced me to say it.
436
00:22:39,107 --> 00:22:42,437
- Claire, what do you
want me to do?
437
00:22:42,473 --> 00:22:44,473
I don't have a choice.
I have to report you.
438
00:22:44,507 --> 00:22:45,607
- Please.
439
00:22:45,640 --> 00:22:47,610
Please, no.
That will...
440
00:22:47,640 --> 00:22:49,970
It will literally ruin my life.
441
00:22:50,007 --> 00:22:51,937
- Wow.
442
00:22:51,973 --> 00:22:53,573
Wow.
443
00:22:53,607 --> 00:22:55,407
Wow, wow, wow.
444
00:22:59,207 --> 00:23:02,137
- [breathing heavily]
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