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EXPERIENCE

DIRECTION

I can't cover you.

What possessed you? On a plane.

It's your fault, you stressed me out.

Go to therapy or relax in a different way -

walks in the woods, solving crosswords ...

They can throw you out, you know?

That mean woman keeps an eye on you. I spy on the management.

- I'm on the staff council. - It will give you a lot!

- 45 minutes late. - Excuse me.

- A miracle they didn't kill me here. - You could have waited inside.

How was your exam? Jaws dropped?

Have you offended?

You know what?

I will make a delicious supper.

Okay. We'll talk about what pisses me off.

Is my father in this album?

I do not know.

twenty 00: 03: 31,765 -> 00: 03: 33,973 I do not know what I can say.

It doesn't matter who your father is.

We do without him.

Our life suits me.

We are good in two. Nobody pisses us off.

Don't you understand what selfishness you are?

You - greater.

You try to make me talk

and I don't know who that is!

Understand? I do not know! You will not receive a certificate!

thirty 00: 04: 12,015 -> 00: 04: 14,598 Bad moment. There is a family drama.

For your kicks you will pay a suspension week.

Did they call it fikolki?

- Crazy people. - You ungrateful.

I saved your ass.

- How are you? - I'm afraid.

We can opt out.

Thank you.

They are beautiful.

TWO HOURS FROM PARIS

Damn it!

Sido!

I knew from the reservation that arrive. You haven't changed.

- You don't either. - Don't screw it.

This is Jeanne.

The one I did with all stupid things.

Well, not all of them.

- And you are ...? - Lolo.

- My daughter. - Your daughter...

- How old are you? - 15.

- I will explain. - Must!

There will be plenty to talk about.

I will show you peace. We'll have dinner together. Come on.

Royal Suite. Feel like at home. I invite you!

- No, Jeanne. - I won't rip off my friend!

Although 15 years ago she gave her leg.

- Make yourself comfortable! - Thanks.

- Apartment, something too. - You don't pay - don't complain.

Yes Jean-Paul

We arrived at the hotel.

Your car is fine. And you won't ask about me?

Excited is a bad word.

You're cute.

When I know something, I'll call you.

- What's cute said? - Not your business.

- Prepare me for a bath as a punishment. - For punishment?

For punishment.

DNA test gives 100% certainty?

99.9%.

- What do you think about it? - It amuses me.

Only you could give birth to such a child.

As for your list ...

I know where they are.

Do you see them

Sometimes.

- Especially with St�phane. - What he does?

- He cuts out hearts. - Artichokes.

- We can visit him today. - Well.

- Are we going - OK.

You only drink juice. If you ask, you are 16 years old.

- What is St�phane doing here? - He's the boss.

Nothing has changed here.

- Your name is still on the toilet. - You pipe!

- Awesome music. - Like decor. From the era!

I warn you: I don't dance. I will not dare

Vodka, orange juice ...

- And for you? - Beer.

It's still a child! Go rub yourself somewhere else!

- Are you jealous? - Fuck you.

- Fat ass! - Cham.

Come!

I'm sorry ... is St�phane?

Today will not come.

He will not be there. Go to the cloakroom I'll wait outside.

With life, girls!

Shit!

- What do you do? - I'm a flight attendant.

Seriously?

It's beautiful!

And you, Jean-Pierre Papin? Olympic Marseille is not playing here.

Weren't you supposed to play professionally?

In 1999 I broke my kneecap.

I was depressed. I was swallowing ashes, I was drinking ... not good.

But I got up.

Now my talent serves others.

The team has entered for regional competitions.

Not bad.

I think this is hard work.

Pressure, stress, competition ... Did you get gray with that?

- I don't have gray hair. - You have. I will break away, see.

- help? - Sweetheart...

- Hi! - What otter is this?

- Introduce yourself calmly. - He did nothing!

Shut up, because I will put you on!

Do you like scratching your head, slut?

Stop! This is my old friend!

- I hold her, mom! - Enough!

- okay? - She's crazy.

I'll snatch your fingernail.

I really like scratching my head.

Wait ... you didn't get anything.

Lolo, in the legs!

Crazy people.

- Stay! - We'll talk at home.

Stay I say!

- I need to go to the toilet. - It's there.

- Give something? - Orange juice.

We do not have.

- So Coke light. - It's just ordinary.

Well, please.

- What are you drinking? - Juice.

One more cola.

- You can play? - I'll blow you up.

Start.

- Are you sure? - Yes.

- You are defending yourself. - What did you think?

Okay

- I didn't notice you. - Good morning.

Don't you remember me

Sidonie Lavigne.

Unfortunately not.

I came every Sunday. I drank Monaco cocktails.

- Did you live in the area? - Since when have you been working here?

It's been a long time.

- 56 years will pass soon. - So much?

- My dear! - Hi Grandma.

- All good? - And with you?

You've changed!

- There were no traffic jams? - We went two hours.

- A new car? - Colleagues.

- Beloved? - It's my business.

- Will you stay for dinner? - We've already agreed.

Yes? But will you spend the night here?

No, at the Jeanne hotel. You remember her?

Of course.

Know that you still have your room here.

- All right? - Sure!

How cold!

Would we like some tea?

It's nice to see you.

One another.

Four citrus-flavored tea.

- They arrived? - Yes.

Can not walk.

Arthritis.

Won't you say hello to him?

Soon.

We came to the bar. Old Francine is still leading him.

Poor thing. He is almost 75 years old.

- Why, poor girl? - He works all his life ...

She is independent.

Please darling.

How do you stand with him?

I thought it would change.

My good, naive mother.

Will you ever start talking normally?

You? I don't have your endurance.

We will not be sitting here indefinitely.

You just arrived.

I am not a masochist.

- It's not my fault. - I know.

I have an idea: Today, have dinner with Jeanne with us.

Should I leave him alone?

Let's leave

He can not...

- forgive you for the scandal. - Scandal?

Does she look like a scandal?

16-year-old daughter mayor pregnant, something too!

Do you know what is outrageous?

That you sent me to your sister.

He wanted to avoid publicity.

Your pathetic morality!

The only plus was that I got out of here!

Me too...

- I could leave. - You've been saying it for 30 years.

Say goodbye to your granddaughter.

You are always welcome in Paris.

If you can leave without permission.

Bye Baby.

One guy starts to piss me off.

What is going on?

It's you? Not a discreet return.

I'll park and come right away.

Say stop

I did not say.

What are you doing around here?

- I came to you. - Nice, but it's not true.

Family matter.

- Serious? - No.

You have a wife?

- No. - And children?

- No. - You are happy?

- So the road is free? - But mined.

Some things do not change.

And good.

You don't change either.

You are beautiful as always.

They are pheromones.

- You won't win with them. - Fact.

Even if we could win, we would not want to.

- Do you remember how I fell in love with you? - Yes.

We were to open a bar in Australia.

- Spend your life in a bathing suit. - No! No costume.

It is true. Life without a bathing suit.

You slept with him.

- Will you see each other again? - I wish I could.

- Where are we going? - To ...

to the opera.

Yes. It's beautiful there.

Listen to the engine.

You are a kid!

I am proud of this purchase.

Can i lead

Sure no problem. Although...

You can, but it's a unique car.

Old, so without assistance steering,

you have to get tired.

I like to drive around Paris. Without a goal.

Do you want to drive till morning?

It is hopeless for these carriages to show.

- I needed the sun. - We lived to see it.

- You're smart! - Two birds with one stone.

He is on the list. Bruno Petit.

We drive.

Look at Lolo.

Do you know...

- I thought of you right away. - Thanks.

- You met me? - Yes.

Are you happy with the meeting?

I am happy.

How long will it take?

- It's late. We'll see tomorrow. - Please, now.

A lot of oil leaks.

- A serious matter? - No, but parts need to be ordered.

A few weeks of waiting.

- Do you know collector's cars? - A car is a car.

Order a taxi for us.

We'll eat something and drive you back.

- Mom won't be angry? - No worries.

Let's go then.

Mom, give me some salt.

Tasty!

Why did you come

Simply for pleasure.

You've never missed pleasure.

With your son - never really.

I will light a cigarette. Outside, not to disturb you.

You're too harsh for her. 15 years have passed.

It has not changed. It shows!

My poor Bruno suffered a lot.

She cast a spell on him!

They were young. We should have not invited us.

I like you. You are brave.

If he loved like you maybe I would already be a grandmother.

- How old are you? - 15.

I'm sorry for my mother.

Some things will never change.

- My car... - What?

- How is this? Can you fix it? - Yes.

But you'll pay dearly.

What kind of insurance do you have?

I do not know. It's a friend's car I must ask.

Are you with the guy who has such a car?

What's that supposed to mean?

You meet the rich man. It does not surprise me.

And I'm not surprised that you live with your parents.

What do you care

It's a shame you're an old bachelor.

You still look good.

Are you crazy? What are you doing?

This kiss is a journey through time.

Painful!

- Do you have a girlfriend? - No.

It's hard to meet someone here.

I have been alone for 15 years.

Since then - nothing?

Not quite, but nothing serious.

- And with you? - Everything. Thread.

Time passed quickly.

And we meet again.

- Yes. - A coincidence connected us.

- Not an accident. - What?

Then you were very good to me.

I needed it in his family situation.

- stop it. - Thank you!

- There's no need to. - You helped me a lot.

Not just in flight.

- Where were you? - In the past. Let's go.

As usual, it was lovely but we don't want to abuse.

Jeanne, jacket!

Girls, mission accomplished.

Hi!

It's nice that you're driving us.

- What will we do without the car? - Somehow it will be.

I believe Bruno will help. Handyman!

- I'll get the parts as soon as possible. - Thank you.

- Would you like a drink? - Now?

Yes. Not in half a year.

It can't be done today, but tomorrow ...

Will you throw me at Tao?

- Yes! - Me, not us.

Cool.

Girls, good night.

Many thanks for everything!

Call me tomorrow. Lolo, give him the number.

What were you expecting?

- I'm surprised you're Sido's daughter. - Me too sometimes. I am similar to her?

Very. What does your father do?

- I do not know him. - How is that?

Funny. We see each other often

and we never have a chat.

Talking - it's not for me.

So that's why.

Okay Thanks!

See you soon!

Do you have something to drink?

Please.

I haven't seen him.

- I won't be surprised. - It's weird.

- You think so? - Certainly will call.

Do this conversation wasn't it 15 years ago?

It rejuvenates us.

Can we think it's a jerk?

You judge men harshly. It's not so simple.

I'm not talking about men in general, just about him.

I feel that he is the father my doughter's. Funny!

And I felt that he would like you like a rabbit. Funny too, huh?

I do not understand. You're still freaking through him.

- I really don't get it. - There is nothing to understand here.

We are like animals.

I feel like a rabbit opposite the boa constrictor.

And again a rabbit.

I'm exhausted. See you tomorrow!

Sleep well.

Do you remember how I made love to you?

We were supposed to travel ... open a bar in Australia.

Please.

Hold.

Wow!

Nice picture!

- Who is it from? - From you?

I think you got it.

- Jean-Paul. - He is good!

You blow him a ride and he gives you roses.

Don't let him escape.

What did he write?

- "Do not cross the border". - He knows you well.

And yet he loves.

Oh ... Henri didn't move.

What he does?

- Is special. - why?

You'll see for yourself. I won't ruin your surprise.

- Nobody normal on the list? - What does "normal" mean?

Thread. I always tell you that.

Don't have someone to order your shopping?

I don't run a castle hotel!

Hi Aur�lie! How do you do?

Two Neufch�tel cheese discs. As usual. I'll pick them up later.

Your mother ate it yesterday.

Does it entertain you?

Mont d'or was excellent.

Mama, it's Bruno!

I think he was offended.

However, he has balls. That's good.

- It suits him. - Fact.

We'll make a ham with endives.

Chantal, weigh me two kilos of endive and tomatoes.

- Hi. - Sidon ...

My daughter.

Good day.

You didn't come yesterday.

- Yesterday? - We agreed.

- Yes, the meeting went on. - You had to call.

- I wanted to, but I didn't take the number. - You have it in your cell phone.

The battery has run out.

- Is that why? - Yes.

- Do you play or talk? - I play.

Come on, mother. You won't stand here!

- No. - I'll take.

At her age I became pregnant.

When you disappeared, I thought about everything but not about it.

Your parents didn't want to say anything.

They didn't give me your address or phone number.

I stained my father's image.

His mother gave in as usual.

I don't know whether to love or hate her.

Mine is dead so I don't think about it anymore.

When did she die

- I'm stupid. - You did not know.

- She was nice to us. - Yes.

I don't want to talk about it.

And why are you ...?

- You could have spoken, called. - I do not know.

I felt bad.

I broke up with everyone. I haven't seen my mother for 5 years.

Could you terminate your pregnancy?

That's what my father wanted.

But I wanted this child.

I immediately loved Lolo like nobody before.

Little is great.

- You are lucky. - I know.

- You have to leave the day after tomorrow? - Yes. I work on Monday.

You can't skip this. Look who's coming.

What is he doing here?

In the morning I met him in the bakery, I told him about the picnic.

Hi!

We'll talk?

- Yes. - Let's take a walk.

I'm sorry, car repair will last a minimum of three weeks.

Jeanne was talking. That `s nothing. He'll give me a car to Paris.

It's nice that you took care of it.

- When do you leave? - Day after tomorrow.

- I wish you could stay a little longer. - Thanks!

I'm a little bored here. Not counting meetings with Jeanne and you.

- Don't you believe in great love anymore? - Into great love?

- Maybe ours? - For 15 years you have gained confidence.

- But we ... - Yes. It was very nice.

But that's not the reason to spend the rest of my life together.

- Yes, that's right. - Two at the farm?

- Why not? - Are you kidding me.

I haven't changed.

Yes, you are a mother.

So I have to marry a country mechanic, who lives with parents?

A blow below the waist.

That's how I treat guys who don't understand.

- What's with him? - He declared himself.

There was no need to encourage him.

I didn't encourage him at all.

- You didn't sleep with him yesterday? - It has nothing to do with it.

You see, with us in the countryside ...

when you sleep with someone ... it indicates a feeling.

You are still defending him. Make an appointment with him!

I don't want any leftovers from you.

- You don't like it? - Or so...

We are no longer flappers.

You broke his heart.

Take the opportunity, comfort him.

You are getting confused everywhere.

It's so beautiful here!

- Have you seen the house? - More like a castle.

Almost.

Good morning, Henri.

"Teeth white as porcelain

highlighted the red lips,

which wandered a smile.

Her face was more alive

and whiteness

now than most amorous times of the day ".

Honoriusz Balzac.

"Saurian".

You still read the same books. Great.

We were passing nearby we decided to say hello.

You get to know Lolo, by the way.

Good day.

- Are you shy? - Ungrateful age.

- You're alone in an ungrateful age! - Yes.

You're right.

I see you in her.

- Would you like something? - Of course.

- Of course...? - Champagne.

I have it.

Do you paint female bodies without heads?

It's a tree.

Not bad. Henri is a great artist.

- He has an eye. - Is strange.

15 years ago he was a fellow.

- Is old. - So what?

I was his muse.

Inspiration.

If for something like this ...

He has talent and charisma.

You could use a father like that.

You say so because it is full.

- You're spilling. - No. I water the rug.

I will not beat around the bush: we're looking for father Lolo.

- Mom! - stop it.

We always talked honestly.

Yes. I know tricks ...

and the psychological complexity of your mother.

Let him speak.

You don't beat around the bush ...

- and you're looking for Miss's dad ... - Lolo.

- Born in 1999 - You are my daughter.

You need to examine DNA.

- I need your hair. - Take what you want.

Fortunately, there is still some left.

Not this one.

Please. Such an old ramol!

- We'll let you know. - Do it right!

- Close the purse! - He knows his stuff.

What do you think about it?

I can not imagine, to call you dad.

Rather a grandfather.

He is right. I'm old to her.

An uninteresting loner. You would be a godsend for me.

- Mom, let's go. - I'll finish it.

I don't suggest because in your condition it is inadvisable.

After all these emotions i need to relax.

Stop.

As usual, Chopin.

- Nice to meet you. - It is known.

Track?

I forgot how they pissed me off your music quizzes.

Farewell waltz.

What connected us then?

Love.

Between a girl and a 40-year-old? I do not know.

- Do not say that. - why?

Because it wasn't reality.

You've always been far from reality.

I liked that about you.

Yes Jeanne

We stayed with the old man for the night and ...

What?

Mom!

You are here?

Mom are you

Jeanne called. Your father fainted and you have to ...

go to grandma immediately.

- Go with you? - Thank you, I can handle it.

Did you sleep with him

Are you from the police

My dear!

- We have a holiday! - It's serious, it's a doctor.

That's why I say so.

Be a Christian!

I will not pity him just because it feels agony.

How much is he left

Przeholowalas!

He already had one heart attack.

So you should get used to it.

Excuse me.

- Would you like something? - gladly.

Please darling.

The danger is over.

He must relax and avoid strong emotions. Well?

- I wrote a prescription. - Thank you.

I have to go.

I'll call you soon.

Goodbye.

Wait a minute.

- Who called? - Jeanne.

- What's the doctor's name? - M�nard.

- Julien M�nard. - You know him?

- There are not only illiterate people on the list. - Impossible.

- On what list? - Does not matter.

Chicken! He forgot the check.

We'll give him a lift.

- Thank you! - Do you know his address?

It's on the prescription. He accepts at home.

When will you come to Paris?

Come with us.

Leave the nurse with him. We'll be a little three.

- You'd have a vacation. - It would be great.

Okay. Jeanne is waiting in the car.

- Hello Darling. - Bye!

- Be careful! - Well.

Fuck off.

You won't refuse a ride after native Picardy.

- I refuse. - why?

- Do it for your daughter. - I can't afford a vacation.

I will pay.

This is important for Lolo.

- You'll thank me again. - You can't buy me.

- So you will return the money. - I don't like debts.

- Please. - No!

Do you recognize me?

Sidonie Lavigne. Funny!

No, it's not fun.

- I was at your parents' morning. - I didn't recognize you immediately.

Have you been there

- Want to ask about your father? - No.

Well, you have to watch, but ...

- Do not worry. - I'm not worried at all.

You forgot the check, so I brought it. Will we go for a drink?

Today, unfortunately I can't.

I'll give you my number, we'll meet.

- Who came, honey? - I need to go to the toilet.

- Shell we... - Unfortunately not, guests will come soon.

- Who is this? - Good evening.

We know Julien from school. We were passing this way ...

My daughter really wants to pee.

Please, come in!

- Please. - Thank you.

- You don't expect guests? - Guests? No why?

I do not know.

Father Sidonie fainted in the morning.

- I feel sorry. - Not necessary.

Did you and Julien go to the same class?

You look younger.

Because I'm bald.

- I was in the 3rd grade and you ... - Who cares today?

Let's talk about the future, about children ...

I am interested in your old love.

Did you meet

School love?

You can tell me.

- There was nothing. - Don't overdo it.

- There was nothing. - 2-3 months. Just sex!

Honey, will you bring meat?

- I haven't finished the appetizer. - Already!

And when was that exactly?

Long ago.

In the winter of 1998

It is delicious!

Children, leave us alone.

And how did you meet Julien? I love such stories.

We met in high school.

We got married, when he was in the first year of medicine.

My husband fucked you when i was pregnant.

In the winter of 1998

- Where's the electric knife? - Shut up!

- I'm sorry for my blunder. - But ...

it's not your fault.

In the end everything always seems.

Only that...

you made me know the damn truth.

Please don't take it this way.

That was 15 years ago. Expired case.

He cheated on me in the first year of marriage, when I was expecting twins.

- Future fathers react strangely. - Right!

That's too much.

I'm an idiot! He did it under my nose.

Pregnant idiot cheated for a year.

I pretended nothing was happening.

At first ...

we close our eyes, judging ...

that he will change.

Then we stay because of the children.

Because we have values ??...

because we have damn values!

Moron values!

Don't call you a moron.

I have to tell you something.

It's a bad time, but ...

I have a hypothesis that I need to check.

I found a knife!

- Do not move! - This is a bad time.

Please. May it be enough.

Bald head, hairy body.

- Fortunately. - Well ...

- Will you let me know what the result will be? - Yes. We drive.

- Good luck! - same to you.

Lolo, let's go.

- Did you pick up your brother? - Where from, stop it!

- What are you doing? - Compare.

Nose similar to yours.

No!

But he has my eyes!

I don't want it to be him.

Let's get.

Until next time.

Don't be late for the train.

Let's go!

Be careful. Because it will become a habit.

If every time it will be like this ...

I can be even better with your help!

- When are you going to Berlin? - Tomorrow.

You'll finally meet the name of your daughter's father.

- Are you happy? - I do not know.

As if I was waiting for me to win the game a lot of trouble.

And daughter's happiness.

Mrs. Lavigne.

- Good morning. - You haven't been here for a long time.

- Third or fourth week? - Yes.

- Can't be more precise? - Unfortunately not.

Please calculate.

Does this message please you?

Yes.

TWO HOURS FROM PARIS

English translation automated AA NMK

Text: Andrej. A