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Lately, people around here
were happier then usual.
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Elliot, because she had finally said
those three magic words,
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I love you.
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Todd, because he had finally found
his true calling as a doctor,
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- So what's up with the plastic surgery?
- Dude, that's amazing.
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Just when you think you can't see another
great pair of boobs you see an awesome dong.
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And Dr. Kelso was giddy because
it was the first monday of the month.
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And today nothing could dumpen
his spirits, not even a grieving family.
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I am so sorry for your loss.
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He was a fighter right to the end...
We did... everything we could.
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See, today was the day
the hypodermic needles arrived.
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- Happy needleday, Lloyd.
- And to you, Sir.
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And thanks for sending down
an extra set of hands.
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I'm a lawyer!
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I still don't understand why
you get so excited over needles.
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Thanks to a delightful decimal
error made 20 years ago,
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by the good folks at Zephir Pharmaceuticals,
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each month Sacred Heart gets 50.000
dollars worth of hypodermic needles
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with a low, low price of 50 dollars.
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That's it.
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I can't feel my arms.
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Now, Lloyd, given your past history
as a dirtbag junkee, I have to ask:
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- Did you take any of uncle Bob's needles?
- No Sir.
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- I don't use needles anymore.
- Oh, so you finally got clean?
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- Nope! Sign here.
- This is a straw, Lloyd.
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Dr. Reid! I have a package for you.
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It's addressed to your home,
but since you are here...
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Lloyd, I wanted that delivered
to my house because it's private
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and it would be embarrassing for me
to open it here at the hospital.
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- We--we can't.
- We have to.
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Wait. You're talking about
opening someone else's mail.
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Maybe we should stop for a moment and
consider the ethical implications here.
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All done.
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Awwww!
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Keith? I'm home!
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Hey, Dr. Reid.
We accidentally opened your package,
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and felt so guilty we
came by to install your...
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"Slide & Glide stripper pole".
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How did you get in there?
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- Hooot cookies, anyone!
- Keith?
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Do you know how hard it is
to install those things? Just be grateful.
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- You guys are gonna love this!
- Oh, yeah!
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- Why did he take off his shirt?
- I don't know, Keith.
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Itasa Scrubs Team proudly presents
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Scrubs Season 06 epiode 17
Their Stories VO subititles
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Transcript: JDsClone, Tania,
Teorouge, Matters, gi0v3
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Sync: gi0v3, matters
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::Italian Subs Addicted::
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I have a small low fat latte for Dr. Dorian.
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What the hell, long face,
we were here first.
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Yeah, but Dr. D. is a king.
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I didn't ask to be special,
just kinda happened.
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Still after six years
of being a star around here,
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I couldn't help of wonder what would be like
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if the spotlight were on some of my
supporting players, for a change.
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- Jumbo coffee for Todd?
- Everything's Jumbo on the Todd.
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It doesn't matter that is a dude,
people should know: you're well endowed.
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- Cappuccino for Jordan?
- Give me that!
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Now, let's see who I can sit with
that will drive me the least insane.
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Ah, definitely not.
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Oh, what a sweet moment. I should ruin it.
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Stop that!
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We're on me now.
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Extra hot tea for Ted.
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Ooh! He didn't give you a cardboard sleeve!
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Still don't rock the ball.
You don't want people staring.
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Besides, how hot can it be...
HOLY MOTHER OF GOD!!!
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HUGE MISTAKE! HUGE MISTAKE!
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Just keep moving. No one saw that.
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Naaah! Kelso.
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What's going on?
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Hey, maybe it's the surprise party
you've been waiting for your whole life.
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Just, play it cool, Teddy boy.
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The party man is here!
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It's not a surprise party, Ted. It'll never be.
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Nurse Espinosa and her chiquita nursitas
are here because they want more dinero.
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Dr. Kelso and his racism on.
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We are not asking for much.
Just the basic cost of living raise.
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No chance, pink pants.
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Sir, the last thing we need
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- is a strike!
- They'll never do it, Ted.
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A strike will hurt the patients. See?
That's their biggest weakness.
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They care about the patients.
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- This isn't over, Dr. Kelso.
- Yeah, yeah, yeah! Scram.
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Sir, they aren't asking for much
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and a little thing can make a big difference.
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I know i'll be a lot happier
with some extra cash,
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or friends,
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or hair.
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How would your life be
any different, if you had hair?
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Don't worry baby, you'll get your turn.
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Which conditioner are you going to buy?
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Too many choices!
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Mum?
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Nooooo! Why do I have hair?
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Why? Why I have hair?
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Whyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy?
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I wonder if they'd still do me
after I buried mum!
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- Rounds sucked today.
- I know,
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Dr. Wen didn't set me up once.
He never said bone, organ, suction.
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I mean, I did what I could with
"carpal tunnel", but i don't think people got
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that I was using that as a metaphore for vagina.
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No, Todd,
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I'm talking about when that intern asked
me about cardiovascular instabilities?
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Pff... dude.
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Turk 's bummed. He definitely
needs an high-five, but which one?
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Chin-up five? Tough-to-be-black five?
Need-a-hug five - need-a-tug five?
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Wait! What's he talking about?
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Ok, just take the last one
he says and add a five, dude.
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...Oh, I dunno, it just
all seems a little unfair.
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Unfair five.
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Thanks, mate. You always
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- have the right thing to say.
- I work hard on this.
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Excuse me, Dr. Quinlan?
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- Who?
- That's you, Todd.
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I just wanna thank you for helping
with my daughter's condition.
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It's hard enough being 16 and
she shouldn't have to be teased
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by her classmates just
because she looks so different.
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I am glad to help, ma'am.
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You are making a difference
to her daughter's life.
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What are you fixing, some type
of major facial deformity?
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No, I'm giving her giant cans.
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Okay!
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Uhm, have you ever heard
the phrase "Excuse me"?
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Here, take the fake sugars, 'cause
I hope you get cancer, I really do.
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* Crowd disapproves *
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Well, my parents were mean to me.
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* Crowd understands *
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Keith and I are always so busy that
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he suggested that we meet here
for ten minutes before I should start
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for coffee, and for some
together-time. Is it not sweet?
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That may have been the
most bored I have ever been
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whilst someone was talking to me.
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- She's ruining our coffee time.
- Just pretend she's not here.
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So, anyway, explain
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Uh, I hate everybody.
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Oh, look at those two. It must
be the Beard of the Month Club.
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"My beard is nice and white."
"But my beard is more bushy."
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"Yeah, let's be friends."
Morons.
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- I love you.
- I love you too.
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Wow, what the hell was that?
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Funny I told Keith I loved him?
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Now that you said what he wanted
to hear, he doesn't have to work for it.
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Let's say one guy is really
trying to sleep with you.
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When you finally give it up,
do no more flowers.
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Next thing you know, it's 20 years
later, and you're standing over
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while he sleeps, your third Martini in
one hand and a steak knife in the other.
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And sure, he's taking his sleeping pills,
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so you can slice his arm open
a little bit without waking him up.
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But it's not satisfying, and you know why?
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Because you've lost the power.
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Hey Per-Per! Did you figure out
what happened to your arm?
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Nope.
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Yes... phew... yes...
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Carla, can you pull a file for me?
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Sorry, I need another 5 hours to put
this box of needles away.
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- I don't get it.
- It's a slowdown, Ted.
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The nurses think they're being clever.
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Still treating patients, but with
everything else moving more slowly.
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And why are you standing here
doing nothing?
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I know this is a slowdown, but I can't really
work any slower than I normally do, so...
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I pretty much have to come to
completely stop.
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Now, if you're asking why I'm
standing here, specifically,
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it's because I replaced that light bulb
with a tanning bulb.
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I'm tired of being the
only white guy in my mosque.
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You know what, if the nurses keep
going on like this,
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I'm going to get them their raise, but I'm
going to pay for it by firing 3 of them.
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The ugly ones, how does that sound?
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Whatever you think is right, sir.
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You're an ass.
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Ted, you idiot, you just said
theout-loud thing in your head
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and the in-your-head thing out loud!
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Don't make eye-contact,
just keep moving!
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I'm sorry but that mother should not
be giving her little girl
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a breast implant for her sweet sixteen present.
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So she's sixteen. What's the big deal, T.Do?
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Oh, I have a daughter...
imagine being a parent.
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Dad, can I talk to you?
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What's up?
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I don't want to wear a
banana hammock anymore.
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Rod... why?
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Because I stuff.
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Wanna know a secret?
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I stuff too.
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Yeah, you go.
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I don't stuff.
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Maybe you should.
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You know what, I will just have
a little conversation with your...
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department head.
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All I'm saying is, it's not right,
the girl's only sixteen.
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Yeah, know, I felt the same way until
her mother's cheque cleared.
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Look, you're not even in my department,
so maybe I'm missing something here,
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do... do you see any of your bees'wax
here, beacuse I sure as hell don't,
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Dr. Todd, do you see Dr. Turk's bees'wax?
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What the hell was he talking about?
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Todd, come.
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Look, I know your buddy thinks
he's the bee sneeze...
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What is it with this student beez?
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But if he keeps poking his nose
in my business, I will torch him
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with every other department head in
this place. See how that ups his career.
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Internal ohoh-five!
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Oh-oh!
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What took you so long? I need a drink!
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I'm so sorry, sweetheart, I was just
with this super-rude patient,
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whose heart kept stopping. He's dead now,
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but darn it all he should have known
that my ex-wife
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was down here jonesing for a Cosmo.
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You're so getting cut again, tonight.
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I've got to get my jacket.
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Already, Trish, I'm off
to the movies with my boyfriend,
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who doesn't treat me any differently
even though I've already said I loved him.
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- My name's not Trish.
- Oh, that's ok. It was for her benefit.
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- Hey sweetie. Hey.
- Oh.
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Uhm, the guys are gonna play poker,
is it ok if we skip the movie?
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Sure.
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Oh, thanks babe.
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Don't say anything.
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Let the dark side draw her in.
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Come on, come to mama.
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- Jordan, teach me.
- Ok, it's simple.
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If he thinks it's ok to mess with you,
you just mess with him.
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Done.
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Ah, it's so fun to screw with
someone's relationships.
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And such a good practice for
when my daughter grows up.
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- Still want someone...
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Who is heading down a bad path,
I'd always try to stop them.
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Carla, I think you should
reconsider the slowdown.
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Can't talk, Ted.
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Julie and I have to carry this
chart to this patient's room.
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Of course there is nothing I can do.
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If there is stubborn as Turk is...
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This isn't over man, I call
she's not be having surgery.
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- Dude, you shouldn't screw with Dr.Green.
- I'm not afraid of Dr.Green!
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Great! That just makes me want to...
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Laugh and laugh and laugh...
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I mean...look at him there by himself,
probate him for frenzies.
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Hey Keith!
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Where's Blondie? I thought it was
your little coffee day time.
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If she was mad about something,
why wouldn't she just tell me?
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Now, I guess that, uh...once
you've finally said I love you,
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all this insecure game
might stop, you know?
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Bye, Jordan.
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That did not give me the delicious,
statisfied feeling I was going for.
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Oh look, it's Keith. Yeah, if he wants
to talk to me he can find me, right?
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Right!
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Perry? I think there's
something wrong with me.
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Now that is the understatement
of this still very young century.
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I may have screwed up
BlondeSteak's relationship,
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and now I have this
really weird feeling.
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It's called guilt, you Volcan.
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And why in the hell are you giving
up relationship advices, anyway?
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What are you, Oprah?
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Hi everyone! We're back, we're talking
with Barbara, a cancer survivor,
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who went on to form her own headscarf company.
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- Tell us about that!
- When my hair fell out for the chemo...
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Not only is that a huge downer
but scarves are tacky.
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Instead, how about a dance with
a little girl who looks just like me?
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Yeah!
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Right, look at us, we're like twins!
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Can you believe it?
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I would watch that show!
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Anyway, go fix this for me!
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Barbie can handle this on
her own, she is an adult.
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Aaah. See Keith? I've been
practicing and you're missing it.
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- Prrrr.
- Where are my 12, 13 bucks?
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Ah. Just send it to Keith, Lloyd!
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Oh! Come on! Oh!
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JD, Turk shouldn't mess with Dr.Green!
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Now, even though you're only
his second best friend,
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for some reason he listens to you.
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If Turk's mind is set on something,
it can't be changed.
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I can't even imagine how I'd try!
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Oh great. There he goes off
into his fantasy world.
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Now I'm stuck here waiting until he snaps
out of it with some weird comment.
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- We'd have to find a whole lot of gnomes!
- That's helpful.
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- Excuse me?
- Hold, one sec. Got to make one of these.
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Ah! Damn it!
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- What are you aiming at?
- Nothing. What's on your mind?
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Carla needs to end this slow down
but she won't listen to me,
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people rarely do, would you talk to her?
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Yes! Nope, can't do it Ted.
If you piss her off,
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she's gonna turn on you and I can't have her
digging off the skeletons in my closet,
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although technically there won't
be skeletons for 6 days a week,
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right now there's just... dead badgers.
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Ok, time to set things straight with
the new bride. Bug I straw heard!
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- My parents were mean to me.
- Oh, you don't need to say that,
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I don't know what you were thinking...
although I'm... sure that was lovely.
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I need someone Turk will listen to.
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Someone persuasive, forceful,
sensitive. Only my dong could talk.
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Hey! I bet he'd listen to you!
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I've got to find a way to stop this
slowdown before someone loses their job!
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The stress is killing me!
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You're sweating because you're
under the tanning bulb, genius!
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If only the nurses have
leverage, I could help them.
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Ted, I found this extra box
of needles in my truck.
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Needles?
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There's a leverage.
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Man, you keep this place toasty!
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So you wanted to talk to me?
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I'm about to speak to you from the heart,
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and since that's very difficult for me,
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I need you to sit there silently
while I mentally prepare myself.
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- Jordan, I have patients--
- Shoo-shoosh!
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Sorry.
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Todd, right now mean you the
pop of my head but to have it up!
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This surgery ain't happening.
Now, one more watch!
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I always wanted to say that.
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Before you do anything,
just listen to what she has to say.
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I want the implants.
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Look, I'm constantly mistaken for
a fifth grader, and I'm tired of it.
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This is my choice.
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It's taking me a long time
to convince my mom, but...
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she's finally supporting me.
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I shouldn't have to convince you, too.
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What you buzzing around here for?
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Dr. Quinlan and I had to discuss something,
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that has absolutely nothing to do
with anything that's happening up in here.
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So... uhm... you were right, and... ok.
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Huh, he's a buzzy little bee.
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Dude...I gotta ask, what's with you and bees?
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What are you thinking, Ted?
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I could jam this through the
soft spot on his temple,
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then slit my wrists with it before
anyone got in here to stop me.
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The usual, sir.
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Well, you'd never do it.
You don't have the guts!
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If it's okay with you,
we'll take that raise now.
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Okay,
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but in this little fantasy of yours,
can I not have prostate problems anymore?
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I can't sleep more than forty minutes
without needing to take a weez.
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Unfortunately for you, somebody left the invoice
for the hospital needles on my desk.
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They're really undercharging you!
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So...
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either you shell out the extra twenty
grand a month for our raises, or...
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we'll call the needle company
and it'll cost you twice that.
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Ted, are you responsible for this?
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Please, sir... I don't have the guts!
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Oh, yeah!
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Suck it, bitch! I will murder you!
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I don't know why I messed with your head.
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Di-di-did you start talking?
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'Cause I should brush my teeth.
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00:19:10,559 --> 00:19:12,925
At first I thought, I was just being mean,
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'cause you know I enjoy the misery of others.
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It's not really a secret.
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Whenever I see someone in love,
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I just lose it and turn into an awful person.
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00:19:23,817 --> 00:19:27,056
Give yourself a break, Jordan.
Your parents were really mean to you.
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Here's the big secret: they weren't.
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They were actually very supportive.
I don't know how this happened.
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Look, Elliot, I'm a woman
in her very very very late 30s,
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who has problems opening herself up to love.
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00:19:42,652 --> 00:19:46,100
I hate being vulnerable.
I still play mindgames,
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Hell, to make Perry feel inadequate,
sometimes I fake NOT having orgasms.
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Huh.
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00:19:51,989 --> 00:19:54,676
The point is... if you wanna be happy,
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you should never ever listen to me.
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You maybe also wanna say you're sorry?
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- I do not.
- Hmm.
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Come on.
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I'm sorry. I was such a jerk.
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I love you.
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Even though I caused it,
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it still feels mildly heart-warming
to fix someone's problems.
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00:20:24,932 --> 00:20:27,177
- Hm! Aw.
- Sir.
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That's why I'm glad I kept Turk
from messing up his career.
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And I don't care if the nurses ever find out
that it was me who helped them.
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* Nurses happily chatting *
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00:20:37,768 --> 00:20:39,589
I guess we all have our parts to play.
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I guess we all have our parts to play.
I guess we all have our parts to play.
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00:20:40,791 --> 00:20:42,754
Ok, I have a coffe for Snoop Dogg Resident.
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I wish just one, someone,
would call me Ronald.
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Where I parked my truck?
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Bees... bees... bees.
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* We hear all people's thoughts *
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