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When a terminal patient
seems to have given up,

a good doctor will try anything
to keep them going.

Betty, there's got to be something
I can do to cheer you up.

I just wish I could see my dog.

So, I'd just bring the dog
in for a quick visit,

it would mean the world to her.

Ever since Elliott went into
private practice,

Dr. Kelso refused to speak to her.

He wouldn't say hello.

Good morning Dr. Kelso!

He wouldn't even say
"Watch out for that bucket".

See ya, I gotta go give
that endocrinology lecture.

I gotcha.

My bad.

But Elliott didn't let it get to her.

Ok, let's talk about topic ACTH-secreting tumors,

Guys, cellphones off, please.

Oooooh.

She didn't help things by bringing
up Kelso's dead dog.

Come on, you brought Baxter
to the hospital, when he was alive.

Did you want to ask me something?

Can a doctor bring a patient's dog

into the hospital for a visit?

I'm going to say the same thing I said

to my new gardener, when he
asked me for a Easter off.

No way, Jose.

His name's actually Jose,
that's why I hired him.

So we just hired a new nanny,
and she's super hot,

please don't make a big deal
out of this or Carla'll go crazy.

Turk, who are you talking to?

I've seen a lot of hot girls,
and I had...

Oh my God!

We're going for a run with Izzy.

Oh, JD, this is Heather.

- Hi, how are you?
- What's up?

Oh my God, she's a love!
I have to hug her alot.

- Keep it together!
- I can't, I'm gonna make a scene.

Grab my leg, grab my leg!

See you later!

Uaaaahh!!

I'm like headed.

- I can't feel my leg!
- I'm like headed!

- I can't feel my...
- Shhhh!

You know what, it's too dark out.

Just why is this teen top

so overall see-through?

Go ahead!

Auuuch!

Eeehhh... Ahhh!!

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Scrubs - Season 06 Episode 14
My No Good Reason VO Subtitles

Transcript: Teorouge, JDsClone,
Matters, Tania, gi0v3.

Sync: R!ck, gi0v3

Revision: gi0v3.

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Thank you so much for helping
me sneak Boomer, Janitor.

No problem.

- Go boy.
-Ok, right? Ok.

- Oh, what a good boy, what a good boy.
- Ooh!

Hey, what happend to all
of your cleaning supplies?

Actually, it's a very funny story...

...and?

Nada, I'm just looking at my
cleaning supplies,

I got drunk last night,
he threw them up that tree.

Anyway, let's do this.

Just stay cool.

No problemo.

Oh, top of the morning, Dr.
Walter Mickhead?

Snoop Dogg resident, when
we hit in the club, dude?

Oh, Colonel doctor, that tie
looks finger-looking good.

So natural, did you act in college?

- I did, thank you.
- You can tell.

Hey Carla!

Check-it-out!

He's so cuuute!

Hey Zap, here comes trouble.

Oh no, don't worry,

Dr. Kelso never makes eye
contact with patients.

Morning, sir.

Right, hello again sir!

Nice job, Mr. Burklin.

Since Jordan had pre-natal surgery,

she'd been on bed rest.

Dr. Cox however was not.

Ok, I made your breakfast,

the kitchen's as clean as a whistle,
I'm gonna drop Jack

off at daycare, on the way to work.

Is there anything else I can do for you?

I need you to go to
the videostore and get me

anything with Viggo SomethingSen,

I need white chocolate, strawberry
seltzer, peppercorn brie,

and a polaroid of the tomato plant
that I planted last spring,

beacuse I'm worried it may have snails.

Oh, and if you see that neighbor Lena from
down the hall I want you to roll your eyes

and say the word "Slut" under your breath,
but loud enough so she can hear.

And don't forget to be home by 6:30,
because you gotta give Jack

his bath before you make me dinner!

But when will I have
time to kill myself?

That's not my problem!

I know it sucks about having a hot nanny,

I can't even look at Heather
without Carla go on balistic.

Skeptical airfive!

She can't be that hot.

Oh, really, because I just
so happened to have a video

from my nanny-cam, that begs to differ.

My mom put a nanny-cam
in our bathroom,

she said my baths were too long.

Ooooh.

Fire up the smut.

How did you summon
everybody so quickly?

Oh, I got the word out.

Boooooooooobieeeeeeeee

Boooooooooobieeeeeeeee

Boooooooooobieeeeeeeee

We did everyting we could for
your mum, but...

sometimes life just...

Boooooooooobieeeeeeeee

Gotta go, boobie horn.

Here they come.

God, Keith and I haven't
had sex in so long,

Ok, you said the same thing when
you saw me changing Izzy's diaper,

What are you and Keith doing to each other?

Oh, thank you so much, Dr. Reid.

Can you believe how different she looks?

Well, thanks to Boomer Betty has
more energy, her vitals have improved,

If she keeps this up she might even get home
within a few of months.

- Go off!
- What's up to your butt?!

Yeah. What is all up in there?

Why don't you hop aboard the "What's up Dr. Cox's butt" trolley

and we can begin our tour.
Coming up on the left,

is my bloated, bed-ridden ex-wife,
who's not allowed to lift a finger, which,

thankfully, leaves it all up to these guys.

Now, if you look to your right, you'll see
my waning libido, my crushed soul

and my very last nerve, which I would advise
you not to get on,under, or even close to.

Doesit help to know that Jesus loves you?

It does not.

Everything happens for a reason.

Are you really trying to tell me that things like

New Orleans, AIDS, sugar free ice-creams,
crack baby, Hugh Jackman

and cancer all happenin' for a reason?
Because, I'm sorry, I'm...

I'm just don't buying that.

"God works all things for good".
Romans, 8.28.

Bull thinkin'.

Perry Cox, 6.1... buck 85 after lunch.

I'd like her to give me a bath,
I don't care if my mom is watching.

Can you make her eat a banana?

It's not interactive, Todd.

There it is, there it is I mean, oh, here...

Hey baby! What are you guys watching?

Football!?

*All say: "yeah, football" *

Football? Isn't the season over?

And then, every man
in the room felt totally in sync,

resulting in the rarest of all phenomenon:

The seamless, collaborative, guy lie.

American season is over.
We're watching Mexican football.

- It started late this year.
- Because of the Churro vendors,

They went and strike and the players
wouldn't cross the pickett line.

When the dispute turned in violent
they called in Rodrigo Vasques,

the owner of the Baha Banditos, to step in.

Thank to senor Vasques his experience
stealing with the fruit pickers unions,

he was able to broker a last-minute
deal and the season was salvaged.

And that's why we're
watchin' football in this spring.

Whatever.

And then Turk gave us the slightest of nods
which was the universal men's

sign for: "well done men, she'll never know".

Turk, what the hell!

Janitor, thank you so much forhelping me
sneak Boomer in again, today.

No problem. I once stuck a mongoose
in this thing to kill all the snakes.

- Why were there snakes in here?
- That's not come in, to kill all the mice.

Where's the disinfectant,
Lurch? I spilled soda

on my desk this morning
and now it's so sticky.

Well I'm not allowed. Here, use this.

You want me to clean soda with soda?

Are you questioning the way I do my job?

Did I question you when you
did iliac bone marrow autopsy

and failed to anestethyze the
periostium, how about that?

No. No you didn't.

Hey-hey! The lone fellow
figured out the ledge.

Just like the snakes.

Well, if it is nurse "Everything
happens for a reason".

Oh, gosh, darn it.

I wanna haven't spilled a little coffee,
I wonder what

the reason was for that!

Oh Waah!

Ah!

Okay, I'm not moving until you
at least offer to help me up.

There is no rhyme or reason to anything.

Why can't you just get that?

Why is it so important that everyone
believes what you do?

Because I'm right and I'm
the only one with any proof

I'm still down here!

You don't need proof when the
good Lord fills your heart with faith.

Oh my God!

Ouch! Thank you for that Nowelle.

You can keep on huffing and
puffing all you wanna do,

you never gonna change the way I feel.

- Oh please! I'm so angry right now!
- You know what?

We're no longer speaking!

Guys? I need some help over here.

There are a lot of different ways to
win an argument.

You can win it with an ultimatum..

I interviewed 23 girls until I found Heather

but if I ever catch you eyeballing her again,

I will fire her tight little butt.

And then you get to spend every waking moment
interviewing

the next 23 fugly ass candidates
until we find another good one.

You can try to win it with logic..

Tell Dr. Kelso that I know
that's against hospital policy,

but that this dog has literally
helped keep Mrs. Danbrow alive.

Mrs. Danbrow passed away
this morning at 4 AM.

Tell Dr. Reid there will be consequences

for her insubordination and say it with this face.

But the best way to win an argument
is to simply leave your opponent speachless.

I think she was stubbed by a guy
at the grocery store. She's 8 years old.

Why don't you go
and tell me what the reason is for this?

And then, bump, bang.

I blew Laverne's argument clean
out of the water when I asked her why

- an 8-year old got knifed.
- Oh, my God, that is so lucky.

I know. I was thrilled. But then...

- Laverne ruined everything.
- There's a reason for this.

God's gonna show us eventually.

It's infuriating. I must break her...

That feels so good!

I can't believe I'm about to say this, Per,
but... what the hell,

You know how I can't never use
the word "love" except in a sarcastic way

like, "I love other people's kids!",
or, "I love that haircut!"

- By the way, love that haircut, Per!
- Everybody does.

I just... wanna let you know... that...

You've really been there for me

these past few weeks and...

I'm really glad I have you.

- That was embarrassing for you.
- I know and I don't care.

- What's he smiling about?
- Because of the dog thing...

Dott. Kelso wants me to tell you that he's informed your office
that you are temporarily suspended from practicing at Sacred Heart.

So, you know

- I told him he was being ridiculous.
- And what did he say?

He said: "Careful Jumpsuit!
Who sign your paychecks?"

And I said: "I don't know,
the chief accountant, Charles

Fickenson... Dickenson or something,
I can't read the signature."

And for the hundredth time
this is not a jumpsuit.

It's a shirt and a pants.
Who wears a belt with the jumpsuit?

- And he said, "I mean, I have the..."
- RANDOM nurse,

could you please send out a memo that

unauthorized personnel
are not allowed in the hospital.

Oh, here's Heather. Why don't you look away
and think about the kind husband you are?

Huh, look who's here Izzie!

She's been a little fussy, so I gonna
walk her at the car with you, ok?

- See you, Mr. Turk.
- See ya!

Oh, you know, Heather, I actually have
a little nanny related question.

Does a spoonful of sugar really
make the medicine go down?

You know what? Sometimes it does.

That was totally worth the six hours
I spent last night writing that!

All right, look,
I need you to do me a FAVOUR.

- Ask Heather out on a date.
- Don't worry, buddy!

You know how I rule. I start with
a couple of off the cough jokes...

just like that one. Next step I need you
to find out if she's allergic to anything.

That way I'll say,
"I'm allergic to the same thing."

Women love that,
"Gluten, me toooo! We can eat together."

Thirdly, if I lose a patient, I'll be able to cry
like I've just watched "Extreme Home Makeover".

If everything goes according to plan...

I should be out with her on a casual,

not a real date, just two friends having
a beer, talking about their lives thing

- in about 7 to 9 weeks.
- I need you to ask her on a date right now.

I never told you this before, but
anytime you hook up with a chick,

she automatically becomes hideous to me.

- Really?
- Hey, guys.

- Have you seen Carla?
- Yes, she just went outside.

Thanks. I'm having a horrible freaking day.

I'd say.

You don't see that?

Laverne, excuse me, this hum...

this is Mr. Peterson, he's that young
lady's father, and as you can imagine

he's having... he's having
a pretty tough time with all of this.

And since you believe that
everything happens for a reason

I was hoping you'd be able
to tell him why this happened.

That's not her dad, that's
the delivery guy in a sweat.

My name's Lloyd.

- Stay in character.
- She's my world.

Ok, imagine that this idiot were her father.

What the hell would you say to him?

Oh, my God, there's a tumor the size of
a golfball, right where the knife went in.

If we didn't find that, she'd be a goner.

I think that's what I'd say.

- How do we do?
- Great. Go.

So, until Kelso reinstates me here

my practice has me
doing house calls over rich clients.

During the last one I'm taking the woman's
vitals and her grandson kept trying to

poke his tiny little fingers up my butt.

- Kids, huh?
- He's 41, Carla.

- He just has very small hands.
- Oh, that's not right.

- Can you believe Kelso?
- Dr. Kelso is just angry, Elliot.

I mean, have you
ever considered it from his side?

This hospital trained you for 5 years,
and you go get a better job.

Which is great but, I mean,

Let me ask you this:

Have you ever once thanked him?

- So, how was your date with Heather?
- It was touch and go, in the end.

- I had a really good time, Heather.
- Thanks, me too.

But I knew you needed me,
so I went for it...in Italian style.

That's not what you want.

And just when I couldn't get any better...

JD?

Oh, my God! Chad Miller,
Danny Murphy, Jim Staeger.

The three football players that
used to beat me up in high school.

- Looks like we're wrong about you, man.
- Oh, ghgh.

What are you guys up to now?

Brought gay together.

- Oh.
- You remember Christine Fisher?

Of course! You turned me down
for a homecoming Anne prom,

even though I didn't ask it either one.

I'd love to make it up to you
and have sex with both of you,

if that's all right with you, Heather.

- As long as you make it all about JD.
- Sure.

C'mon in! Ah ah! Uh-uh!

Look at this. Let's go bang!

And that's why Heather will never
look attractive to you again.

-Come on, buddy.
- Where did I lose you?

How did Chris do know Heather's name?

- Daaamn! You're good.
-Yeah, I know.

We went line-dancing and I
cut her with one of my spurs.

I'm sorry, buddy.

All right, baby, here it is:

our nanny is very attractive,

but you and I are married,
our relationship is rock-solid,

so I think we both know it's no big deal if
I look at her every once in a while, right?

Heather...

We're gonna have to let you go.

So sorry.

Dr. Kelso, I need to talk
to you, and I know that

you won't speak to me, but that's okay,
because I just need you to listen.

You're a scary, scary man,

and because I've been petrified of you
I've stayed up every night for five years

studying medical books, , which I
can pretty much now recite in my sleep.

I don't have a husband, or kids,

and the last movie I went to see
was "The Blair Witch Project",

which is the main reason I stopped camping.

That and the time a wolf mounted me.

My point is...you've helped push me
to become the doctor that I am today,

and...for that I want to thank you.

One more thing, I'm sure that no dog
could ever replace Baxter,

but this little guy needs a home.

If you decide that you don't want him,
just...bring him back to me.

That was a coincidence.

- What?
- That knife!

It just happened to go
into the exact right spot.

- You do not get a win for dumb luck!
- Look,

If that's the way you choose
to see the world, then to be it.

but don't you dare try to
take this away from me!

I've been coming in here
every day for 24 years,

watching children die
and seeing good people suffer.

And if I could believe that there was
a bigger plan behind all this, well,

I would just be able to show up tomorrow, so stop it!

- I'm sorry.
- 'ts ok.

You'de be surprised how many bad things
happen around here for a resaon.

Oh my, I wish I could believe that.

It was all for though Jordan
have had prenatal surgery?

Well, how have you two been since then?

I'm really glad I have you.

Better than ever?!

Good night.

So maybe sometimes bad things
do happen for a reason.

Like your hot nanny getting fired

Turk, look at this!

Blaaaaaaah! Blaah!

You know, for a half-breed baby,
your parents have some pretty nice stuff.

She was a racist thief!

Yeah, a smokin' hot racist thief.

You look pretty.

Or how getting suspended
an get a relationship back in track.

Dr. Reid!

Consider your suspension over.

That said you're still a ridiculous
excuse for a doctor.

He talked to me.

Or how facing a tough situation
can bring you closer together.

- How's our baby?
- She's hangin' in there.

Be careful, though,

because around here, if you start believing
that bad things happen for a reason,

it hurts that much more...when they don't.

What's with all that sad faces?

Laverne was in a car accident
on her way to work.

She's in a coma, and non-responsive.

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