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[soft upbeat music]
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♪
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- That giraffe is,
like, staring at me.
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- Sorry.
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[giraffe squeaks]
[chuckles]
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Daryl gets a little jealous.
- Okay.
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- I...
[chuckles]
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Needed...this.
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- Me too.
- Mm.
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No, I mean,
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we have been hooking up
for the last five minutes,
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and I haven't even thought
about my dad once.
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- Yeah, maybe we should keep
not thinking about him?
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[laughter]
Come here.
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[moans]
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- What I mean to say is...
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[sighs]
This is a nice distraction.
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You know, after living
in heaviness for so long.
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I could really use a grief
vacation, if that makes sense.
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- Oh, that makes sense.
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And I'm happy
to be your distraction...
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multiple times
if that's what it takes.
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- Who's ready
for "House Hunters?"
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- Oh!
- Oh, Max, you're in here.
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What--it's great.
Boys are allowed in here.
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[chuckles]
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I mean, you're a man,
obviously, which is also great.
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- Mom, do you think we could
take a rain check on TV night?
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- Of course, of course.
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Uh, have some popcorn in case
you work up an appetite...
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[laughing]
For--for whatever reason.
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Okay, I'm just going
to turn the TV up
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so I can't hear anything.
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I was never here.
Bye.
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[door closes]
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- Um, so where were we?
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- I think back in junior high?
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- Okay, how about this?
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Tomorrow we have
a full-on romantic date night
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at my apartment.
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I'll head back there
after work.
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I'll make a perfectly
below-average dinner,
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and I'll put on
whatever music...
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[whispering] People listen to
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when they have sexy time.
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- No, never get a place
near the highway!
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- Yeah, date night at your
place is gonna be awesome.
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♪
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- Ugh.
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♪
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- Hey, roomie.
Top of the morning to you.
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Why are you still looking
at that PSP website?
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- I like to see
if there's any breakthroughs
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in your father's disease, and--
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- Mom, you know you're allowed
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to take a break
from that, right?
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- I just don't know
how to turn it off.
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I mean,
I have been trying to help
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for the last year and a half,
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and I don't know what to do
with all that energy.
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- We can start by doing this.
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Now, can we talk
about something else?
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- Okay, did you and Max
finally do it?
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- It's not exactly
the conversation I had in mind,
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and can you just be
a little less comfortable
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talking about my sex life?
[door opens, closes]
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- Ooh, we talking
about Zoey's sex life?
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- Who was it? Max or Simon?
Please say Simon.
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- Oh, but I feel like Max
has put in so much more time.
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- This family needs
better boundaries.
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- [baby fusses]
- Emily, where is your sister?
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I thought she was
already in town.
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- What?
Jenna's coming?
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I haven't seen her
since she danced
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into the cake
at your wedding.
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- She is fun at parties.
- Yes.
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Jenna was supposed to get
in last night,
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but she hit a squirrel
on the drive from Seattle,
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and so she had to take it
to an animal hospital...
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where she vibed
with an orderly named Leon
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and told me she wanted
to see where it goes.
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So I just told her
to come over whenever.
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[doorbell rings]
- Where is my nephew?
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Okay, I need to see
his smushy face now!
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- I'm guessing that's her.
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- Hey!
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Okay, I got everyone
breakfast burritos.
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Well, everyone except Miles,
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I'm pretty sure he's not
on solids yet, right?
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- Yeah, that's correct.
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I think burritos really are
a three-month thing.
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- Jenna, you made it!
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- I would've been here sooner,
but I had to stop
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at my favorite taquería
in the Mission first.
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It is super authentic.
Hope y'all like tripe.
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- Mmm, sounds delicious.
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[Bell Biv DeVoe's "Poison"]
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- ♪ Girl, I must warn you
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♪ I sense something strange
in my mind ♪
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♪ Yeah, situation is serious
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♪ Let's cure it 'cause
we're running out of time ♪
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♪ It's, oh, so beautiful
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♪ Relationships
they seem from the start ♪
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- [mouths words]
- ♪ Yeah, mm-hmm
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♪ It's all so deadly
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♪ When love is not together
from the heart ♪
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♪ Mm-hmm, check it out
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♪ It's driving me out
of my mind ♪
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♪ That's why it's hard
for me to find ♪
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♪ Can't get it out of my head
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♪ Miss her, kiss her,
love her ♪
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- Make yourself at home, Jenna.
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- Wrong move, you're dead.
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♪ That girl is poison
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♪ Yeah
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♪
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♪ Never trust
a big butt and a smile ♪
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♪ That girl is poison
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- I'm gonna take my burrito
to go.
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I have to head into work early
'cause I have a thing tonight.
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Nice to see you, Jenna.
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[whispering] I would watch out
for those two.
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[soft upbeat music]
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- Okay, so, just to recap
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our plan of attack
on the restaurant,
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I will get cracking
on a program
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that links all
the major food-delivery apps,
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and you can start thinking
about front-of-house stuff,
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like decor, cocktail menu,
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and how we present things
like lo mein, seafood towers,
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and loaded nachos
all on the same table.
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- Done, done, done, and done,
but now I really want nachos.
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- Okay, great.
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So the last thing we need
to do for now
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is just sign a contract to make
this whole thing official.
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- Oh, but, baby,
we don't need to do that.
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- Oh, no, no, no, no, no, no,
it's fine.
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It's just a basic
50/50 partnership agreement.
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I downloaded it
for free online.
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It's, like,
four sentences long.
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I even found a typo in it.
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- Ooh, I'm sorry,
but, you know,
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I can't be locked down.
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It really limits my freedom.
[cell phone buzzing]
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- What? Oh, no, no, no,
I'm not trying to limit you.
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I'm just trying
to be professional.
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I thought you were excited
about the idea
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of working on this together.
- I am.
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I'm just like a little bird
who can't be locked in a cage.
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And speaking
of this little bird,
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this little bird needs
some fresh air
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and a smoothie--
I'll be back.
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Ooh,
maybe I'll go get some shoes,
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get a new handbag,
get my nails done,
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get my hair done.
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- What?
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[elevator bell dings]
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- Hello, Max.
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Just wanted to leave you
a quick message
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to let you know I came in early
to motivate the troops
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so we can all be out by 5:00
and have sex.
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Well, we'll be having sex.
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The others I can
almost guarantee will not.
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Here's hoping my first day
as boss will be smooth sailing.
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- Flip it!
[people cheering]
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- Flip it!
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[overlapping excited chatter]
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- Hey, there we go!
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[people cheer]
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- How great was that?
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- We're friends now.
[giggles]
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- Morning, team.
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Why is this a good use
of company time?
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- Zoey, can we have
a quick executive sidebar?
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So I know it might seem
like we're wasting time,
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but I'm just letting them
blow off some steam.
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Studies show it helps
with productivity.
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- Well, I'm glad
you're embracing your new role
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as team manager, Leif,
but, uh, how does a game
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called "Nut Punch"
help with productivity?
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- Yeah, I'll try
and get them to focus.
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- Great.
I believe in you.
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And if we finish
our work quickly,
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we can all go home
early tonight.
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♪
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- Morning, boss.
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- That's right.
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I am technically
your boss, too.
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Doesn't mean you get
special treatment.
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I am going to ride you
so hard--
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No, that came out wrong.
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- Um, have you checked
social media lately?
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Because the new Sprqpoint Watch
update is blowing up.
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- That's amazing.
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Congrats to you
and the marketing team.
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- No, not in a good way.
I mean literally blowing up.
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- [screaming]
My watch is on fire!
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- That's so far away.
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How do we know he's wearing
a Sprqpoint--
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- My Sprqpoint Watch
Model 3 Edition
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is burning
my frickin' wrist off!
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♪
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- Wow.
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We are...
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[electric guitar chord]
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.
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[cell phone blooping]
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[soft upbeat music]
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♪
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- Sorry.
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I just have to send a quick...
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totally business-related text.
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So, as you may be aware,
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I am the new boss
of the fourth floor.
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So away we go.
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Something is causing
our watch batteries to overheat
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while people are wearing them.
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Right now it's just
a few cases,
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but we need to fix this fast.
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So, Leif, do you think
that it has something to do
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with the software update
that went out yesterday?
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- Um, well, I mean,
technically,
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it could have something
to do with the update,
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but it could also be
a hardware issue
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or a third-party app.
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I mean,
Mercury's in retrograde.
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- Why does Mercury
in retrograde
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have anything to with over--
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- Hey, hey, can you see me?
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Am I glitching?
I feel like I'm glitching.
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- Hi, Danny Michael Davis.
What a surprise.
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You look great.
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House arrest
really becomes you.
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- Yeah, if you could see
this bulky ankle bracelet,
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you'd know that things
have been pretty rough
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for me right now.
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[inhales deeply]
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Ahh.
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Look, I'm sorry
to interrupt your meeting.
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I know I'm not legally allowed
to run the company right now,
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but there's nothing stopping me
from offering a little advice
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as a friend of the court,
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who has a controlling
ownership of everything.
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Now, assuming the programmers
will have a fix soon
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for this literal
watch meltdown,
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we need to start coming up
with a way
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to spin this to the media.
Any ideas?
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- Danny, it's your boy
Tobin Batra
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coming at you from programming.
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What if we claim
their video is a deepfake?
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Then we make
our own deepfake videos
252
00:10:26,669 --> 00:10:28,366
of all of
our competitors' watches,
253
00:10:28,410 --> 00:10:31,761
completely confusing
the entire marketplace?
254
00:10:31,805 --> 00:10:33,023
Okay, get out, Tobin.
255
00:10:33,067 --> 00:10:34,242
- What?
256
00:10:34,285 --> 00:10:35,591
- No, no, sorry.
257
00:10:35,635 --> 00:10:38,550
Zoey, I advise you
to kick Tobin out.
258
00:10:41,162 --> 00:10:42,859
- Would you like
to get out, Tobin?
259
00:10:42,903 --> 00:10:44,382
- Okay.
260
00:10:48,648 --> 00:10:51,694
Excuse me.
Pardon--pardon me.
261
00:10:51,738 --> 00:10:54,566
- Uh, anyone else?
- Here's a thought, team.
262
00:10:54,610 --> 00:10:57,744
Maybe we can frame this
as a problem of overreach.
263
00:10:57,787 --> 00:11:01,312
Like, in an effort to make up
for our past transgressions,
264
00:11:01,356 --> 00:11:03,227
we overloaded
the new Sprqpoint Watch
265
00:11:03,271 --> 00:11:07,188
with updates that
are impressive and free,
266
00:11:07,231 --> 00:11:09,799
but we will quickly
resolve this issue,
267
00:11:09,843 --> 00:11:11,061
and it will not stop us
268
00:11:11,105 --> 00:11:15,109
from overdelivering
to all of our customers.
269
00:11:15,152 --> 00:11:17,720
- Who said that?
Zoey, move me.
270
00:11:17,764 --> 00:11:20,027
Now, Zoey, like, right now.
- Oh.
271
00:11:20,070 --> 00:11:22,333
- Move me.
272
00:11:22,377 --> 00:11:25,597
[cart wheels squeaking]
273
00:11:25,641 --> 00:11:29,297
Oh, there he is.
My main man, Sampson.
274
00:11:29,340 --> 00:11:30,864
- Simon.
- Even better.
275
00:11:30,907 --> 00:11:34,694
You are officially the new
PR spokesperson for Sprqpoint.
276
00:11:34,737 --> 00:11:36,086
- Okay.
277
00:11:36,130 --> 00:11:37,435
My expertise is in marketing,
but I did intern--
278
00:11:37,479 --> 00:11:39,089
- S-Dog, you got the yes.
279
00:11:39,133 --> 00:11:40,743
Not sure why
we're still talking.
280
00:11:40,787 --> 00:11:47,750
♪
281
00:11:47,794 --> 00:11:49,883
[keys clacking]
282
00:11:49,926 --> 00:11:52,842
[notification chimes]
283
00:11:52,886 --> 00:11:59,066
♪
284
00:11:59,109 --> 00:12:01,633
- After moving from Santa Fe
to Seattle and, like,
285
00:12:01,677 --> 00:12:03,766
struggling to find my way
through the body-art movement,
286
00:12:03,810 --> 00:12:05,768
which is, like,
surprisingly political,
287
00:12:05,812 --> 00:12:08,640
I finally found a great
life coach who got me to, like,
288
00:12:08,684 --> 00:12:11,774
such a good place mentally
that we started dating.
289
00:12:11,818 --> 00:12:14,734
- Wait, that guy Zander
was your life coach?
290
00:12:14,777 --> 00:12:16,474
Isn't that
a professional no-no?
291
00:12:16,518 --> 00:12:17,867
- Apparently not for Zander.
292
00:12:17,911 --> 00:12:20,957
He left me two months ago
for his own life coach.
293
00:12:21,001 --> 00:12:25,788
But he did help me realize that
I have so much love to give.
294
00:12:25,832 --> 00:12:28,182
And who better to give it
to than my little sister
295
00:12:28,225 --> 00:12:30,271
and her stupidly cute baby?
296
00:12:30,314 --> 00:12:32,360
- And we so appreciate it.
297
00:12:32,403 --> 00:12:34,536
It's just...
I only got about, like,
298
00:12:34,579 --> 00:12:38,627
two hours of sleep last night,
and this is my one time to--
299
00:12:38,670 --> 00:12:40,324
- Jenna, you've got
to see this.
300
00:12:40,368 --> 00:12:43,066
I've got some flowers blooming
in my greenhouse
301
00:12:43,110 --> 00:12:44,502
that are otherworldly.
302
00:12:44,546 --> 00:12:45,852
- Oh, my God, I am so down.
303
00:12:45,895 --> 00:12:48,289
Okay, I'll tell you
about Zander--
304
00:12:48,332 --> 00:12:49,986
And she's already out.
305
00:12:50,030 --> 00:12:52,989
♪
306
00:12:53,033 --> 00:12:55,296
[keys clacking]
307
00:12:55,339 --> 00:12:58,429
[indistinct chatter]
308
00:13:00,954 --> 00:13:01,955
- You can beat George.
309
00:13:01,998 --> 00:13:03,565
You can do this.
You got this.
310
00:13:03,608 --> 00:13:05,959
No, you got this, dude.
311
00:13:06,002 --> 00:13:07,134
- Leif.
- Focus.
312
00:13:07,177 --> 00:13:08,657
- I am heading out.
313
00:13:08,700 --> 00:13:10,441
I have a meeting that has been
rescheduled many times.
314
00:13:10,485 --> 00:13:11,573
So you sure you got this?
315
00:13:11,616 --> 00:13:13,270
- Yeah, totally.
Never been more focused.
316
00:13:13,314 --> 00:13:14,837
- I can't!
I can't do it anymore, man!
317
00:13:14,881 --> 00:13:16,143
[people cheer and groan]
318
00:13:16,186 --> 00:13:17,971
- Yes!
[laughs]
319
00:13:18,014 --> 00:13:21,670
Yes! None of you believed
in my abilities
320
00:13:21,713 --> 00:13:26,022
or my inhuman pain threshold,
but I'm the champion!
321
00:13:26,066 --> 00:13:27,719
- "Fire Wrist"?
322
00:13:27,763 --> 00:13:29,417
Did you seriously make a game
323
00:13:29,460 --> 00:13:31,071
out of the very thing
you're supposed to fix?
324
00:13:31,114 --> 00:13:33,421
- Well, we figured out how to
simulate the overheating issue,
325
00:13:33,464 --> 00:13:36,772
and what started out as
a very legitimate test
326
00:13:36,816 --> 00:13:39,993
kind of, sort of completely
turned into a game.
327
00:13:40,036 --> 00:13:41,603
But they promised me they'd
focus after the final round.
328
00:13:41,646 --> 00:13:43,431
- Just put the scoreboard away
and fix it.
329
00:13:43,474 --> 00:13:46,564
- Yeah, I can and will.
Birders' oath.
330
00:13:46,608 --> 00:13:48,610
[pad beeps,
elevator bell dings]
331
00:13:48,653 --> 00:13:51,091
- Come on, come on, come on,
come on, come on, come on.
332
00:13:51,134 --> 00:13:52,788
Okay.
Excuse me.
333
00:13:52,832 --> 00:13:54,834
♪
334
00:13:54,877 --> 00:13:56,444
- Wow.
335
00:13:56,487 --> 00:13:58,054
Looks like she wants to get out
of here faster than we do.
336
00:13:58,098 --> 00:13:59,751
- Just got a big night planned,
like, very big,
337
00:13:59,795 --> 00:14:03,277
like, several years
in the making big.
338
00:14:03,320 --> 00:14:05,888
I'll stop talking now.
339
00:14:05,932 --> 00:14:08,717
- You're the new boss
of the fourth floor, right?
340
00:14:08,760 --> 00:14:11,807
- Sure am.
And you're coders on five?
341
00:14:11,851 --> 00:14:13,243
all: Yep.
342
00:14:13,287 --> 00:14:14,941
- And I don't think
I've ever been in the elevator
343
00:14:14,984 --> 00:14:17,421
with three other female
programmers before.
344
00:14:17,465 --> 00:14:19,467
We must be breaking
some sort of record.
345
00:14:19,510 --> 00:14:21,077
- It's true, you don't see
many of us in the wild,
346
00:14:21,121 --> 00:14:24,124
which is why, as a gender,
we must stick together,
347
00:14:24,167 --> 00:14:25,603
and--
[elevator bell dings]
348
00:14:25,647 --> 00:14:27,867
Ooh, got to go!
Sex!
349
00:14:30,826 --> 00:14:32,436
[both chuckling]
350
00:14:32,480 --> 00:14:35,613
Um, you probably can't tell,
351
00:14:35,657 --> 00:14:40,183
but this meal is just very
tastefully presented takeout.
352
00:14:40,227 --> 00:14:41,445
- Seriously?
353
00:14:41,489 --> 00:14:42,794
You mean you didn't prepare
354
00:14:42,838 --> 00:14:45,928
this tofu pad see ew
and chicken larb?
355
00:14:45,972 --> 00:14:47,930
[chuckling]
356
00:14:47,974 --> 00:14:49,671
It is all very nice,
357
00:14:49,714 --> 00:14:52,369
minus the terrible smell and
the below-arctic temperature.
358
00:14:52,413 --> 00:14:54,284
Have you really not been
back here since your--
359
00:14:54,328 --> 00:14:58,810
- No, and there's definitely
a dead thing in the microwave.
360
00:14:58,854 --> 00:15:00,856
[muffled opera music playing]
361
00:15:00,900 --> 00:15:02,466
Uh-oh.
362
00:15:02,510 --> 00:15:04,947
Mo's playing opera music.
That's never a good sign.
363
00:15:04,991 --> 00:15:09,082
- Yeah, there's a decent chance
that might be because of me.
364
00:15:09,125 --> 00:15:11,736
- Oh, what happened?
- It was super weird.
365
00:15:11,780 --> 00:15:14,348
One minute, we were having fun
talking about ideas,
366
00:15:14,391 --> 00:15:16,741
and then the next,
he just shut down on me.
367
00:15:16,785 --> 00:15:18,830
But, hey, let's forget it.
368
00:15:18,874 --> 00:15:22,225
This is our night.
Let's just focus on each other.
369
00:15:22,269 --> 00:15:24,227
[chuckles]
370
00:15:24,271 --> 00:15:27,361
♪
371
00:15:27,404 --> 00:15:28,666
- That's really loud, isn't it?
372
00:15:28,710 --> 00:15:29,972
- Yeah, I think
your mom's house
373
00:15:30,016 --> 00:15:31,669
might have
been better, honestly.
374
00:15:31,713 --> 00:15:33,802
- Okay, I will be right back.
375
00:15:33,845 --> 00:15:35,499
I mean, does he have
to sing along?
376
00:15:35,543 --> 00:15:38,502
[pounding on door]
377
00:15:38,546 --> 00:15:39,808
♪
378
00:15:39,851 --> 00:15:41,549
- Hey, are you back
in your place?
379
00:15:41,592 --> 00:15:43,986
- I'm not--I mean, I am,
but just for the night.
380
00:15:44,030 --> 00:15:45,335
Is something wrong?
381
00:15:45,379 --> 00:15:46,989
- What makes you say that?
382
00:15:47,033 --> 00:15:49,165
- You're blasting opera music,
and the last time you did that
383
00:15:49,209 --> 00:15:51,167
was when "Will and Grace"
got canceled again.
384
00:15:51,211 --> 00:15:54,344
- Well, if it happens twice,
shame on me, but I'm fine.
385
00:15:54,388 --> 00:15:55,998
All is good,
and now that I know
386
00:15:56,042 --> 00:15:58,174
that you're here,
I'll turn the music down.
387
00:15:58,218 --> 00:16:01,569
♪
388
00:16:01,612 --> 00:16:03,701
- Are you sure
everything's okay?
389
00:16:03,745 --> 00:16:05,573
Max might have mentioned
390
00:16:05,616 --> 00:16:08,228
that things didn't go
super smoothly today.
391
00:16:08,271 --> 00:16:11,057
- Not your problem.
Sorry for the noise, really.
392
00:16:11,100 --> 00:16:13,929
♪
393
00:16:19,935 --> 00:16:22,068
[Sam Smith's
"Too Good at Goodbyes"]
394
00:16:22,111 --> 00:16:26,898
- ♪ You must think
that I'm stupid ♪
395
00:16:26,942 --> 00:16:30,511
♪ You must think
that I'm a fool ♪
396
00:16:30,554 --> 00:16:32,208
♪
397
00:16:32,252 --> 00:16:37,039
♪ You must think
that I'm new to this ♪
398
00:16:37,083 --> 00:16:40,738
♪ But I have seen
this all before ♪
399
00:16:40,782 --> 00:16:43,393
♪ But every time you hurt me
400
00:16:43,437 --> 00:16:46,222
♪ The less that I cry
401
00:16:46,266 --> 00:16:51,227
♪ Every time you leave me,
the quicker these tears dry ♪
402
00:16:51,271 --> 00:16:55,927
♪ And every time you walk out,
the less I love you ♪
403
00:16:55,971 --> 00:16:58,843
♪ Baby, we don't stand
a chance ♪
404
00:16:58,887 --> 00:17:00,932
♪ It's sad, but it's true
405
00:17:00,976 --> 00:17:05,111
♪ I'm way too good
at goodbyes ♪
406
00:17:05,154 --> 00:17:08,157
♪ I'm way too good
407
00:17:08,201 --> 00:17:10,899
♪ At goodbyes
408
00:17:10,942 --> 00:17:15,425
♪ No way that you see me cry
409
00:17:15,469 --> 00:17:18,211
♪ I'm way too good
410
00:17:18,254 --> 00:17:20,952
♪ At goodbyes
411
00:17:20,996 --> 00:17:26,828
♪ Oh, no, no, no, no, no
412
00:17:26,871 --> 00:17:29,570
♪ I'm way to good
at goodbyes ♪
413
00:17:29,613 --> 00:17:31,615
♪ No, no, no
414
00:17:31,659 --> 00:17:33,791
♪ I'm way too good
415
00:17:33,835 --> 00:17:37,099
♪ At goodbyes
416
00:17:37,143 --> 00:17:42,191
♪ No way
that you'll see me cry ♪
417
00:17:42,235 --> 00:17:44,106
♪ I'm way too good
418
00:17:44,150 --> 00:17:47,327
♪ At goodbyes
419
00:17:47,370 --> 00:17:50,069
♪
420
00:17:54,856 --> 00:17:56,162
Do you need anything else?
421
00:17:58,599 --> 00:18:01,167
Okay, bye.
Enjoy your night.
422
00:18:01,210 --> 00:18:04,039
[soft upbeat music]
423
00:18:04,083 --> 00:18:06,737
- Hard to imagine
that happening now.
424
00:18:11,046 --> 00:18:11,220
.
425
00:18:11,264 --> 00:18:12,656
- Okay.
426
00:18:12,700 --> 00:18:14,136
I don't know what went on
with you and Mo,
427
00:18:14,180 --> 00:18:16,095
but he just sang to me,
428
00:18:16,138 --> 00:18:20,099
and I felt a lot
of inner turmoil there.
429
00:18:20,142 --> 00:18:21,926
- What?
This is crazy.
430
00:18:21,970 --> 00:18:25,365
All I did was ask him to sign
a basic partnership agreement.
431
00:18:25,408 --> 00:18:27,410
- Well, that must have
triggered something major
432
00:18:27,454 --> 00:18:29,630
because he's ready
to say goodbye,
433
00:18:29,673 --> 00:18:31,197
and apparently
he's quite good at that.
434
00:18:31,240 --> 00:18:32,415
- Goodbye?
To what--to me?
435
00:18:32,459 --> 00:18:34,200
Our friendship?
The whole restaurant?
436
00:18:34,243 --> 00:18:37,028
- I don't know, Max,
but he's in a really bad place.
437
00:18:37,072 --> 00:18:39,205
- [sighs]
438
00:18:44,079 --> 00:18:45,994
Anyway, want to do it?
439
00:18:46,037 --> 00:18:47,169
- Very much so.
Come here.
440
00:18:47,213 --> 00:18:50,129
[muffled opera music playing]
441
00:18:50,172 --> 00:18:55,830
♪
442
00:18:55,873 --> 00:18:57,397
I'm sorry.
443
00:18:57,440 --> 00:19:00,443
Um, it's just that singing
is very emotional and intense.
444
00:19:00,487 --> 00:19:02,184
I know it sounds really lame,
445
00:19:02,228 --> 00:19:04,621
but I kind of want
our first time to be special.
446
00:19:04,665 --> 00:19:08,059
- Oh, I mean...
447
00:19:08,103 --> 00:19:09,365
I do, too.
448
00:19:09,409 --> 00:19:13,369
Special and soon.
- Yes.
449
00:19:13,413 --> 00:19:15,763
- Okay, I'll tell you what--
I'm going to do some digging,
450
00:19:15,806 --> 00:19:17,808
and I'm going to find out
what's going on with Mo,
451
00:19:17,852 --> 00:19:20,768
and then I'm going to rent us
a cabin deep in the woods
452
00:19:20,811 --> 00:19:23,162
so that nobody can stop us...
453
00:19:23,205 --> 00:19:25,468
[whispering]
From doing the nasty.
454
00:19:25,512 --> 00:19:28,993
♪
455
00:19:29,037 --> 00:19:30,821
[soft upbeat music]
456
00:19:30,865 --> 00:19:33,824
[cell phone blooping]
457
00:19:33,868 --> 00:19:36,827
♪
458
00:19:36,871 --> 00:19:39,613
- Sprqpoint is really
cutting corners, huh?
459
00:19:39,656 --> 00:19:41,223
Note
the disproportionate amount
460
00:19:41,267 --> 00:19:42,703
of chocolate-coconut ones.
461
00:19:42,746 --> 00:19:45,053
You know they got those
on discount.
462
00:19:45,096 --> 00:19:47,447
- Well, I am a nut for coconut.
463
00:19:47,490 --> 00:19:49,492
You can use that
in a press release if you want.
464
00:19:49,536 --> 00:19:52,626
- Yeah, what I'd really love
is to report
465
00:19:52,669 --> 00:19:54,628
some good news
about the Sprqpoint Watch
466
00:19:54,671 --> 00:19:55,977
to the media.
467
00:19:56,020 --> 00:19:58,284
What are the odds
we'll have a fix on that soon?
468
00:19:58,327 --> 00:20:00,199
- I would think pretty high.
469
00:20:00,242 --> 00:20:03,027
[Chris Isaak's
"Baby Did a Bad Bad Thing"]
470
00:20:03,071 --> 00:20:10,209
♪
471
00:20:18,478 --> 00:20:20,567
[together]
♪ Baby did a bad, bad thing
472
00:20:20,610 --> 00:20:22,090
♪
473
00:20:22,133 --> 00:20:23,657
♪ Baby did a bad, bad thing
474
00:20:23,700 --> 00:20:25,267
♪
475
00:20:25,311 --> 00:20:29,924
♪ Baby did a bad, bad thing,
baby did a bad, bad thing ♪
476
00:20:29,967 --> 00:20:31,360
♪
477
00:20:31,404 --> 00:20:32,970
- ♪ You ever love
someone so much ♪
478
00:20:33,014 --> 00:20:36,060
♪ You thought your little heart
was gonna break in two? ♪
479
00:20:36,104 --> 00:20:37,671
♪ I didn't think so
480
00:20:37,714 --> 00:20:39,542
♪ You ever tried
with all your heart and soul ♪
481
00:20:39,586 --> 00:20:42,371
♪ To get your lover
back to you? ♪
482
00:20:42,415 --> 00:20:43,807
♪ I want to hope so
483
00:20:43,851 --> 00:20:46,375
♪ You ever pray
with all your heart and soul ♪
484
00:20:46,419 --> 00:20:49,987
♪ Just to
watch her walk away? ♪
485
00:20:50,031 --> 00:20:53,252
♪ Baby did a bad, bad thing
486
00:20:53,295 --> 00:20:56,733
♪ Baby did a bad, bad thing
487
00:20:56,777 --> 00:21:01,129
♪ Baby did a bad, bad thing,
and I feel like crying ♪
488
00:21:01,172 --> 00:21:03,697
♪ Oh, I feel like crying
489
00:21:03,740 --> 00:21:06,308
♪
490
00:21:06,352 --> 00:21:08,179
[together]
♪ Baby did a bad, bad thing
491
00:21:08,223 --> 00:21:15,317
♪
492
00:21:20,279 --> 00:21:24,848
[indistinct chatter]
493
00:21:24,892 --> 00:21:27,111
- Actually, don't get
your hopes up too high.
494
00:21:27,155 --> 00:21:28,722
Leif?
495
00:21:28,765 --> 00:21:31,507
Quick exec sidebar in my office
when you have a sec?
496
00:21:31,551 --> 00:21:34,684
[soft upbeat music]
497
00:21:34,728 --> 00:21:35,946
♪
498
00:21:35,990 --> 00:21:38,645
- Thank you for babysitting me
499
00:21:38,688 --> 00:21:40,211
these last couple
of days, Maggie.
500
00:21:40,255 --> 00:21:41,735
- What?
I'm not babysitting you.
501
00:21:41,778 --> 00:21:43,214
- It's fine.
502
00:21:43,258 --> 00:21:44,781
Emily used to make David
run interference with me, too.
503
00:21:44,825 --> 00:21:46,827
- Oh, no,
I'm sure it's not like that.
504
00:21:46,870 --> 00:21:50,613
They're both
just exhausted right now.
505
00:21:50,657 --> 00:21:53,094
Having a newborn
is really, really hard.
506
00:21:53,137 --> 00:21:55,879
- I know, that's why
I came down here--to help out.
507
00:21:55,923 --> 00:21:59,274
But it's like every nice thing
I try to do for them,
508
00:21:59,318 --> 00:22:01,842
it's not the Emily way.
509
00:22:01,885 --> 00:22:03,583
- You're talking
about those tripe burritos,
510
00:22:03,626 --> 00:22:05,019
aren't you?
- Yeah.
511
00:22:05,062 --> 00:22:07,151
I probably should have
picked a different protein,
512
00:22:07,195 --> 00:22:09,415
but mistakes were made.
513
00:22:09,458 --> 00:22:12,635
It's just--it's not easy
514
00:22:12,679 --> 00:22:16,030
being Emily Kang's big sister.
515
00:22:16,073 --> 00:22:19,338
She's always ten steps ahead,
no matter what.
516
00:22:20,730 --> 00:22:25,213
- Well, Jenna, if you truly
want to be helpful,
517
00:22:25,256 --> 00:22:27,346
think about
what Emily really needs.
518
00:22:27,389 --> 00:22:29,739
I mean, she's with Miles
all day long,
519
00:22:29,783 --> 00:22:31,393
and her husband's
going through a lot
520
00:22:31,437 --> 00:22:32,829
of his own stuff right now,
521
00:22:32,873 --> 00:22:36,267
so what would make her
life better right now?
522
00:22:36,311 --> 00:22:38,357
- A really long vacation,
523
00:22:38,400 --> 00:22:40,097
Swedish massage
by two Swedish men,
524
00:22:40,141 --> 00:22:42,012
copious amounts
of illicit drugs?
525
00:22:42,056 --> 00:22:46,669
- All good suggestions, um,
but let's--let's keep walking.
526
00:22:46,713 --> 00:22:48,541
Maybe we can think
of a few more.
527
00:22:48,584 --> 00:22:50,107
- [laughs]
Okay.
528
00:22:50,151 --> 00:22:51,413
- So any more insight
529
00:22:51,457 --> 00:22:53,459
into what might have happened
with the watch?
530
00:22:53,502 --> 00:22:55,199
- Um, no, not really.
531
00:22:55,243 --> 00:22:58,899
We're just going app by app,
checking for any coding errors.
532
00:22:58,942 --> 00:23:01,118
- Cool, cool...
533
00:23:01,162 --> 00:23:03,512
'cause you could always tell me
534
00:23:03,556 --> 00:23:05,906
if you were ever feeling...
535
00:23:05,949 --> 00:23:09,823
guilty or bad.
536
00:23:11,346 --> 00:23:12,869
Bad, bad, bad.
537
00:23:12,913 --> 00:23:16,395
- Yeah, okay, um...
538
00:23:16,438 --> 00:23:19,006
I know exactly
why the watches malfunction
539
00:23:19,049 --> 00:23:20,399
because it was my fault.
540
00:23:20,442 --> 00:23:22,096
I rushed through the update
without doing
541
00:23:22,139 --> 00:23:23,489
a proper safety check.
542
00:23:23,532 --> 00:23:26,927
'Cause, see, I wanted
to stay on schedule
543
00:23:26,970 --> 00:23:28,668
to prove how great
of a manager I was,
544
00:23:28,711 --> 00:23:30,278
but the guys
won't listen to me.
545
00:23:30,321 --> 00:23:31,714
So I gave up on them,
546
00:23:31,758 --> 00:23:34,108
and I took on
the entire project myself.
547
00:23:34,151 --> 00:23:36,676
And now they all know
that this is my screwup
548
00:23:36,719 --> 00:23:38,808
because I'm just a bad manager,
I guess.
549
00:23:38,852 --> 00:23:42,899
- Listen, it is great
that you want to do a good job.
550
00:23:42,943 --> 00:23:46,555
And it's also perfectly normal
to make mistakes along the way.
551
00:23:46,599 --> 00:23:48,165
If you remember, I was--
552
00:23:48,209 --> 00:23:50,907
- An awful manager
for the first few months, yeah.
553
00:23:50,951 --> 00:23:52,431
- Gonna say "weeks."
554
00:23:52,474 --> 00:23:54,476
But beating yourself up
isn't helping anybody.
555
00:23:54,520 --> 00:23:56,870
It's just wasting time
that we don't have.
556
00:23:56,913 --> 00:24:00,482
So promise not to make
the same mistake twice.
557
00:24:00,526 --> 00:24:03,093
Dust off
your slim-fitting chinos
558
00:24:03,137 --> 00:24:06,270
and keep moving forward.
559
00:24:06,314 --> 00:24:08,359
- Okay, thank you.
560
00:24:10,753 --> 00:24:12,755
They're a skinny cut taper.
561
00:24:12,799 --> 00:24:15,236
♪
562
00:24:15,279 --> 00:24:18,413
[cell phone chimes]
563
00:24:18,457 --> 00:24:20,371
[cell phone bloops]
564
00:24:20,415 --> 00:24:22,504
♪
565
00:24:22,548 --> 00:24:25,464
[soft pop music playing]
566
00:24:25,507 --> 00:24:27,944
- I feel ridiculous.
567
00:24:27,988 --> 00:24:30,207
The last time I wore
this much makeup, I was three,
568
00:24:30,251 --> 00:24:32,862
and David wanted me
to look like one of his dolls.
569
00:24:32,906 --> 00:24:34,995
- If you don't stop talking,
little woman,
570
00:24:35,038 --> 00:24:38,955
I'm going to have to let you
leave without proper blending.
571
00:24:38,999 --> 00:24:42,437
- I wonder if Max
would like this look on me.
572
00:24:42,481 --> 00:24:44,004
- Mm.
573
00:24:44,047 --> 00:24:45,527
- What do you think?
574
00:24:45,571 --> 00:24:47,703
- Mm.
- Because even if he didn't,
575
00:24:47,747 --> 00:24:50,401
I'm sure we could talk it out,
come to some mutual compromise,
576
00:24:50,445 --> 00:24:52,229
because if there's one thing
I know about Max,
577
00:24:52,273 --> 00:24:53,970
he is very reasonable.
- Mm.
578
00:24:54,014 --> 00:24:55,494
- About the look...
579
00:24:56,799 --> 00:24:59,628
Of my makeup.
- You know what?
580
00:24:59,672 --> 00:25:01,064
You didn't come here
for a makeover.
581
00:25:01,108 --> 00:25:04,851
You came to be Max's spy,
didn't you, Red Sparrow?
582
00:25:04,894 --> 00:25:06,330
- I'm sorry.
583
00:25:06,374 --> 00:25:08,332
It's just--he told me that
when he mentioned the idea
584
00:25:08,376 --> 00:25:10,857
of you guys signing a contract,
it seemed to really spook you.
585
00:25:10,900 --> 00:25:13,729
- I've just had a problem
with partnerships in the past,
586
00:25:13,773 --> 00:25:15,818
and seeing the contract
really just brought up
587
00:25:15,862 --> 00:25:17,559
some unhappy memories for me.
588
00:25:17,603 --> 00:25:20,214
- But if this is about trust,
I can assure you
589
00:25:20,257 --> 00:25:24,653
that Max is the most loyal guy
that I've ever met.
590
00:25:24,697 --> 00:25:26,133
Like, inadvisably loyal.
591
00:25:26,176 --> 00:25:28,004
Seriously, he should have
been over me months ago.
592
00:25:28,048 --> 00:25:30,572
- Enough. You took advantage
of makeover night,
593
00:25:30,616 --> 00:25:32,574
the most sacred of all nights,
and because of that,
594
00:25:32,618 --> 00:25:35,577
there is no recovery,
so get out.
595
00:25:36,883 --> 00:25:38,798
Girl, I don't care
that you look like Rafiki.
596
00:25:38,841 --> 00:25:40,451
Get out.
597
00:25:40,495 --> 00:25:46,588
♪
598
00:25:48,459 --> 00:25:48,634
.
599
00:25:48,677 --> 00:25:50,766
- We really
don't have to do this.
600
00:25:50,810 --> 00:25:52,202
I mean, Mo is being
totally irrational.
601
00:25:52,246 --> 00:25:53,639
If he's going to be this way,
602
00:25:53,682 --> 00:25:55,379
maybe I should just go back
to one of my old ideas.
603
00:25:55,423 --> 00:25:56,816
There's got to be one
in there somewhere.
604
00:25:56,859 --> 00:25:58,513
- I'm sorry, but the thought
of my two best friends
605
00:25:58,557 --> 00:25:59,645
working together is too good
606
00:25:59,688 --> 00:26:01,864
to just let you
both give up on it.
607
00:26:01,908 --> 00:26:04,606
Plus, sex, so...
608
00:26:04,650 --> 00:26:06,477
- Yeah.
609
00:26:06,521 --> 00:26:07,957
- Hi, there,
since you guys
610
00:26:08,001 --> 00:26:09,742
are having trouble
trusting each other,
611
00:26:09,785 --> 00:26:12,135
I thought maybe you could try
some team-building exercises
612
00:26:12,179 --> 00:26:13,223
we did at work.
613
00:26:13,267 --> 00:26:15,051
I have...
614
00:26:15,095 --> 00:26:17,793
a whole binder of activities
that you guys could--
615
00:26:17,837 --> 00:26:18,881
Wait, wait, wait!
616
00:26:18,925 --> 00:26:20,100
What if I let you do
617
00:26:20,143 --> 00:26:23,233
a full head-to-toe makeover
on me later?
618
00:26:23,277 --> 00:26:24,670
I won't say a word
the entire time,
619
00:26:24,713 --> 00:26:26,933
and you can have
your way with me.
620
00:26:29,718 --> 00:26:31,372
- Can I burn all your sweaters?
621
00:26:31,415 --> 00:26:32,591
- Sure.
- No.
622
00:26:36,595 --> 00:26:39,336
- Fine,
but I don't do trust falls.
623
00:26:39,380 --> 00:26:41,382
- Yeah, no, me neither.
624
00:26:41,425 --> 00:26:43,384
I don't trust them.
625
00:26:43,427 --> 00:26:45,125
- Have fun.
626
00:26:45,168 --> 00:26:48,084
[soft upbeat music]
627
00:26:48,128 --> 00:26:49,825
♪
628
00:26:49,869 --> 00:26:51,740
Leif?
Leif?
629
00:26:51,784 --> 00:26:53,699
Leif!
630
00:26:53,742 --> 00:26:56,484
Did you really pull
an all-nighter?
631
00:26:56,527 --> 00:27:00,531
- Uh, yeah, yeah. We all did.
632
00:27:00,575 --> 00:27:02,446
But, hey, you know,
the watch is fixed.
633
00:27:02,490 --> 00:27:05,058
- Well, that's good.
You fixed it.
634
00:27:05,101 --> 00:27:09,236
- Well, you know, between, uh,
rounds of office chair racing
635
00:27:09,279 --> 00:27:10,846
and Extreme Marker Jousting,
636
00:27:10,890 --> 00:27:13,370
I managed to get
the team to focus.
637
00:27:13,414 --> 00:27:15,677
But it will not stay
that way for long.
638
00:27:15,721 --> 00:27:17,984
It's like a frat house.
639
00:27:18,027 --> 00:27:21,335
- Yeah, Tobin does really seem
in his element.
640
00:27:21,378 --> 00:27:23,250
- One, two, three!
Coffee creamer, go!
641
00:27:23,293 --> 00:27:24,468
- Go!
642
00:27:24,512 --> 00:27:26,166
- Yeah, they invented
a new game.
643
00:27:26,209 --> 00:27:27,776
It's just called
Cranberry Leif.
644
00:27:27,820 --> 00:27:30,300
It's just where they throw
dried cranberries at me.
645
00:27:30,344 --> 00:27:33,173
- Well, if you'll remember,
they used to play Snowy on Zoey
646
00:27:33,216 --> 00:27:34,304
with packing peanuts.
647
00:27:34,348 --> 00:27:36,306
- Yeah, that was a fun one.
648
00:27:42,225 --> 00:27:43,618
- Enough.
649
00:27:43,662 --> 00:27:45,098
It has been hours and hours,
650
00:27:45,141 --> 00:27:46,708
and it feels like torture.
651
00:27:46,752 --> 00:27:49,319
- Well, to be fair,
we have taken a coffee break,
652
00:27:49,363 --> 00:27:50,930
a lunch break,
and there was one time
653
00:27:50,973 --> 00:27:52,801
you just ignored me
for 45 minutes.
654
00:27:52,845 --> 00:27:54,455
- I'm sorry, Max,
I can't do this
655
00:27:54,498 --> 00:27:55,761
without my crystal ball.
656
00:27:55,804 --> 00:27:57,066
I can't commit to any of this.
657
00:27:57,110 --> 00:28:00,113
- Okay, can we just try
one more exercise?
658
00:28:00,156 --> 00:28:01,680
- Fine.
659
00:28:03,769 --> 00:28:05,858
Two truths and a lie.
- Oh, great, I love this one.
660
00:28:05,901 --> 00:28:07,163
Okay, I'll go first.
661
00:28:07,207 --> 00:28:09,078
One, I once got
into a street fight when I--
662
00:28:09,122 --> 00:28:11,733
- That's the lie. Are we done?
- Can you just let me finish?
663
00:28:11,777 --> 00:28:14,214
It could be any one of them.
- I don't think it can.
664
00:28:14,257 --> 00:28:18,348
- Two, I may have started
hooking up with our friend.
665
00:28:18,392 --> 00:28:19,915
- Two, I'm well aware of that.
666
00:28:19,959 --> 00:28:22,918
- Three, after 31 years
on this Earth,
667
00:28:22,962 --> 00:28:25,355
I have never once
heard my father say
668
00:28:25,399 --> 00:28:26,966
"I'm proud of you."
669
00:28:27,009 --> 00:28:28,750
- Oh.
670
00:28:28,794 --> 00:28:30,578
You want to go there?
Okay.
671
00:28:30,621 --> 00:28:32,623
- Nothing else worked, so...
672
00:28:33,929 --> 00:28:36,802
- [sighs]
673
00:28:36,845 --> 00:28:40,327
In my early 20s,
I started a jeans company
674
00:28:40,370 --> 00:28:42,503
with my best friend, Zora.
675
00:28:42,546 --> 00:28:44,548
The night
before our first meeting,
676
00:28:44,592 --> 00:28:48,552
I took all of our designs,
and I changed them.
677
00:28:48,596 --> 00:28:52,295
Then after steamrolling him
and all of his ideas,
678
00:28:52,339 --> 00:28:54,863
I sidelined him in the meeting,
cutting him out of the deal,
679
00:28:54,907 --> 00:28:58,084
all because I thought
I could do it all on my own,
680
00:28:58,127 --> 00:29:01,914
and I didn't want anyone
standing in my way.
681
00:29:01,957 --> 00:29:04,830
- Zora and I had been
best friends since junior high,
682
00:29:04,873 --> 00:29:08,007
and I haven't spoken
to him in six years--
683
00:29:08,050 --> 00:29:11,314
all for a company
that didn't go anywhere.
684
00:29:11,358 --> 00:29:12,838
- And what's your number two?
685
00:29:12,881 --> 00:29:16,580
- That is why I can't sign
this contract, Max.
686
00:29:16,624 --> 00:29:19,018
It has nothing to do
with me trusting you,
687
00:29:19,061 --> 00:29:22,804
but everything to do
with me trusting myself,
688
00:29:22,848 --> 00:29:26,025
knowing that deep down
inside me, I am so good
689
00:29:26,068 --> 00:29:29,245
at saying goodbye to anyone
that stands in my way,
690
00:29:29,289 --> 00:29:31,465
just like that.
691
00:29:31,508 --> 00:29:33,554
- It sounds like
you have a lot of guilt
692
00:29:33,597 --> 00:29:34,947
about what happened
with you and Zora.
693
00:29:34,990 --> 00:29:36,862
I mean, that's got
to be worth something.
694
00:29:36,905 --> 00:29:39,908
- That's because he didn't
deserve to be treated that way.
695
00:29:39,952 --> 00:29:44,217
And the last thing I want to do
is to drive you away, too.
696
00:29:44,260 --> 00:29:46,785
- Mo, that's not
going to happen.
697
00:29:46,828 --> 00:29:49,265
I mean, every relationship
is always a risk,
698
00:29:49,309 --> 00:29:53,008
and whatever problem we have,
we can work out--
699
00:29:53,052 --> 00:29:54,357
contract or not.
700
00:29:54,401 --> 00:29:57,534
And if you do decide
to screw me over,
701
00:29:57,578 --> 00:29:59,536
I will sic that
redheaded neighbor on you,
702
00:29:59,580 --> 00:30:02,365
and you do not want her fury.
703
00:30:02,409 --> 00:30:05,673
- [breathes deeply]
704
00:30:05,716 --> 00:30:08,415
[cell phone chimes, bloops]
705
00:30:08,458 --> 00:30:12,245
Oh, um, I got to go.
706
00:30:12,288 --> 00:30:13,550
[knock at door]
Zoey!
707
00:30:13,594 --> 00:30:15,552
Hey, Zoey, are you okay?
708
00:30:15,596 --> 00:30:18,033
Hey, is everything okay?
709
00:30:18,077 --> 00:30:19,861
- Oh, yeah.
710
00:30:19,905 --> 00:30:21,123
I'm fine.
711
00:30:21,167 --> 00:30:23,822
But I do need your help
with something.
712
00:30:23,865 --> 00:30:24,779
- Okay.
713
00:30:24,823 --> 00:30:26,520
- How'd it go
with you and Mo?
714
00:30:26,563 --> 00:30:28,217
- Great, I think we made
some real progress today.
715
00:30:28,261 --> 00:30:29,697
Wait, is there not an SOS?
716
00:30:29,740 --> 00:30:31,525
Because I thought
something was very wrong.
717
00:30:31,568 --> 00:30:32,874
I got out of my Uber
718
00:30:32,918 --> 00:30:34,833
and basically ran across
the bridge to get here.
719
00:30:34,876 --> 00:30:38,184
- Well, I hope you're
not too tired for this.
720
00:30:41,448 --> 00:30:45,060
[soft music]
721
00:30:45,104 --> 00:30:46,932
My mom and Jenna gave David
and Emily the night off,
722
00:30:46,975 --> 00:30:48,629
and they're watching
the baby at their place,
723
00:30:48,672 --> 00:30:51,762
which means the house is ours.
724
00:30:51,806 --> 00:30:53,503
No more interruptions.
725
00:30:53,547 --> 00:30:55,636
- Wait, wait,
quick question--um...
726
00:30:55,679 --> 00:30:57,420
what did you do
with the giraffe?
727
00:30:57,464 --> 00:30:59,205
- Don't worry.
I hid him in the closet.
728
00:30:59,248 --> 00:31:00,423
You're safe.
729
00:31:00,467 --> 00:31:01,860
- Thank you.
730
00:31:04,645 --> 00:31:05,037
.
731
00:31:05,080 --> 00:31:06,908
- Maybe it's a bit much,
732
00:31:06,952 --> 00:31:08,910
but I wanted it to be romantic.
733
00:31:08,954 --> 00:31:12,218
I wanted to go big or go--
I am home, but you get it.
734
00:31:12,261 --> 00:31:14,350
- Did you make
that swan yourself?
735
00:31:14,394 --> 00:31:16,744
- I might have gone
to origami camp
736
00:31:16,787 --> 00:31:18,964
in middle school...
737
00:31:19,007 --> 00:31:21,575
between hooking up with guys.
- Mm-hmm.
738
00:31:21,618 --> 00:31:23,577
- Anyway, you want
some champagne?
739
00:31:23,620 --> 00:31:25,535
- Sure.
740
00:31:25,579 --> 00:31:26,928
[glasses clink]
741
00:31:26,972 --> 00:31:29,365
[both chuckle]
742
00:31:32,673 --> 00:31:34,544
- Okay, so...
743
00:31:34,588 --> 00:31:36,938
we're doing this.
- We are. We are doing this.
744
00:31:36,982 --> 00:31:39,941
Uh, so, on the off chance that
we might have found ourselves
745
00:31:39,985 --> 00:31:41,290
back in this situation,
746
00:31:41,334 --> 00:31:43,336
I've been working on a way
to block heart songs
747
00:31:43,379 --> 00:31:45,729
from popping into my head
and ruining the moment.
748
00:31:45,773 --> 00:31:47,079
- Oh.
749
00:31:47,122 --> 00:31:49,429
Do you have a tinfoil hat?
- Better.
750
00:31:49,472 --> 00:31:52,388
I found a very open-minded
therapist in Berkeley
751
00:31:52,432 --> 00:31:54,434
who gave me some strategies.
752
00:31:54,477 --> 00:31:56,088
All should be
very good and normal.
753
00:31:56,131 --> 00:31:58,786
- Great.
- Yeah.
754
00:31:58,829 --> 00:32:00,962
Then lose the top, mister.
755
00:32:05,749 --> 00:32:08,709
[soft music]
756
00:32:08,752 --> 00:32:12,539
♪
757
00:32:12,582 --> 00:32:14,628
["Take Me Out
to the Ball Game"]
758
00:32:14,671 --> 00:32:18,458
- ♪ Take me out
to the ball game ♪
759
00:32:18,501 --> 00:32:22,331
♪ Take me out
to the crowd ♪
760
00:32:22,375 --> 00:32:26,118
♪ Buy me some peanuts
and Cracker Jacks ♪
761
00:32:26,161 --> 00:32:30,861
♪ I don't care
if I never get back ♪
762
00:32:30,905 --> 00:32:33,125
- Did your therapist's strategy
have something to do
763
00:32:33,168 --> 00:32:35,866
with America's
favorite pastime?
764
00:32:35,910 --> 00:32:37,825
- Okay, good, that's what
you're supposed to be hearing.
765
00:32:37,868 --> 00:32:39,392
That means it's working.
766
00:32:39,435 --> 00:32:41,307
Yeah, I know it's totally
an odd soundtrack for intimacy,
767
00:32:41,350 --> 00:32:45,267
but I picked a completely
random and neutral song
768
00:32:45,311 --> 00:32:48,488
just to displace
any other emotions.
769
00:32:48,531 --> 00:32:52,144
- So you're literally thinking
about baseball?
770
00:32:52,187 --> 00:32:54,755
Okay, I can roll with that.
771
00:32:56,191 --> 00:32:58,019
- ♪ Let me
root, root, root ♪
772
00:32:58,063 --> 00:33:00,326
♪ For the hometeam ♪
773
00:33:00,369 --> 00:33:03,329
♪ If they don't win,
it's a shame ♪
774
00:33:03,372 --> 00:33:05,200
♪ 'Cause it's--
775
00:33:05,244 --> 00:33:09,683
♪ Close your eyes,
make a wish ♪
776
00:33:09,726 --> 00:33:14,644
♪ And blow out
the candlelight ♪
777
00:33:14,688 --> 00:33:19,040
♪ For tonight
is just your night ♪
778
00:33:19,084 --> 00:33:22,478
♪ We're gonna celebrate
779
00:33:22,522 --> 00:33:24,480
♪ All through the night
780
00:33:24,524 --> 00:33:25,829
- Max.
781
00:33:25,873 --> 00:33:27,483
- Another song just snuck
in there, did it not?
782
00:33:27,527 --> 00:33:30,182
- Yes, but if it makes you feel
any better, it was very smooth.
783
00:33:30,225 --> 00:33:32,184
- No, it does not make me
feel any better.
784
00:33:32,227 --> 00:33:35,056
Come on, Max,
you trained for this.
785
00:33:35,100 --> 00:33:37,363
All right, you know what?
I can do this.
786
00:33:37,406 --> 00:33:39,017
I just need to pick a lane.
[chuckles]
787
00:33:39,060 --> 00:33:42,063
I got to get out of my head
or, honestly, more in my head.
788
00:33:42,107 --> 00:33:44,544
Either way,
I just have to decide.
789
00:33:44,587 --> 00:33:47,808
- It's fine, just relax.
It's not a big deal.
790
00:33:47,851 --> 00:33:49,114
- No, no, no, I can do this.
791
00:33:49,157 --> 00:33:51,681
Let's just power through it...
792
00:33:51,725 --> 00:33:53,118
in a sexy way.
793
00:33:53,161 --> 00:33:54,815
["Take Me Out
to the Ball Game"]
794
00:33:54,858 --> 00:33:58,645
- ♪ Take me out
to the ball game ♪
795
00:33:58,688 --> 00:34:01,387
♪ Take me out
to the crowd ♪
796
00:34:01,430 --> 00:34:04,085
♪ Buy me some--
797
00:34:04,129 --> 00:34:08,568
♪ Pour the wine,
light the fire ♪
798
00:34:08,611 --> 00:34:13,399
♪ Girl, your wish
is my command ♪
799
00:34:13,442 --> 00:34:18,099
♪ I submit to your demands
800
00:34:18,143 --> 00:34:20,145
♪ I will do any--
801
00:34:20,188 --> 00:34:22,582
♪ Peanuts and Cracker Jacks
802
00:34:22,625 --> 00:34:25,280
♪ I don't care if I never--
803
00:34:25,324 --> 00:34:29,241
♪ Make love to you
like you want me to ♪
804
00:34:29,284 --> 00:34:32,287
♪ And I'll hold you tight
805
00:34:32,331 --> 00:34:34,594
♪ Baby, all through the night
806
00:34:34,637 --> 00:34:37,684
♪ I'll make love
to you when you-- ♪
807
00:34:37,727 --> 00:34:39,599
♪ Root, root, root for the--
808
00:34:39,642 --> 00:34:40,948
Oh, my God!
809
00:34:40,991 --> 00:34:45,300
♪ I'll make love to you
when you want me to ♪
810
00:34:45,344 --> 00:34:51,219
♪ And I will not let go
till you tell me to ♪
811
00:34:51,263 --> 00:34:55,702
♪ Oh, girl...
812
00:34:55,745 --> 00:34:59,271
♪ If they don't win,
it's a shame ♪
813
00:34:59,314 --> 00:35:02,448
♪ For it's
one, two, three strikes-- ♪
814
00:35:02,491 --> 00:35:03,753
- Time-out!
- I know, I know.
815
00:35:03,797 --> 00:35:06,060
I'm still singing
two songs, right?
816
00:35:06,104 --> 00:35:07,279
- There's a little bit
817
00:35:07,322 --> 00:35:08,845
of a Jekyll and Hyde situation
going on.
818
00:35:08,889 --> 00:35:11,326
- Man, I paid good money
to that guy, too.
819
00:35:11,370 --> 00:35:13,502
- Listen...
820
00:35:13,546 --> 00:35:15,591
I don't care what songs
are coming out of you.
821
00:35:15,635 --> 00:35:17,202
- But I do.
822
00:35:17,245 --> 00:35:20,988
I really just wanted us both
to be in the moment, you know?
823
00:35:21,031 --> 00:35:23,773
To give you that grief vacation
you've been wanting so badly
824
00:35:23,817 --> 00:35:25,819
without having you hear
every single thought
825
00:35:25,862 --> 00:35:26,950
running through my head.
826
00:35:26,994 --> 00:35:28,213
It's like there's no way
827
00:35:28,256 --> 00:35:30,171
for it to not ruin
this entire experience.
828
00:35:30,215 --> 00:35:32,913
- I actually feel
the exact opposite.
829
00:35:32,956 --> 00:35:34,610
Knowing what's going on
inside your head
830
00:35:34,654 --> 00:35:37,265
makes me feel closer to you.
831
00:35:37,309 --> 00:35:39,920
- Well, it makes me feel
like you've got
832
00:35:39,963 --> 00:35:43,967
this endless insight into me,
while I've got...
833
00:35:44,011 --> 00:35:46,405
nothing.
834
00:35:46,448 --> 00:35:48,146
- You want to know
what's going on
835
00:35:48,189 --> 00:35:49,625
inside my head right now?
836
00:35:49,669 --> 00:35:50,931
- Yeah.
837
00:35:50,974 --> 00:35:53,934
[tender music]
838
00:35:53,977 --> 00:35:55,805
♪
839
00:35:55,849 --> 00:35:58,721
- I'm excited...
840
00:35:58,765 --> 00:36:01,376
and a little nervous,
but I'm mostly excited,
841
00:36:01,420 --> 00:36:05,511
because it's not just
about being with anyone.
842
00:36:05,554 --> 00:36:10,168
It's about being with you...
843
00:36:10,211 --> 00:36:12,344
my best friend.
844
00:36:12,387 --> 00:36:16,696
And whatever happens...
845
00:36:16,739 --> 00:36:19,220
we're in this together, okay?
846
00:36:19,264 --> 00:36:21,527
- Okay.
847
00:36:21,570 --> 00:36:24,660
[Kelly Clarkson's
"A Moment Like This"]
848
00:36:24,704 --> 00:36:29,535
♪
849
00:36:29,578 --> 00:36:31,406
♪ What if I told you
850
00:36:31,450 --> 00:36:36,237
♪ It was all meant to be?
851
00:36:36,281 --> 00:36:38,587
♪ Would you believe me?
852
00:36:38,631 --> 00:36:42,417
♪ Would you agree?
853
00:36:42,461 --> 00:36:44,680
- ♪ It's almost that feeling
854
00:36:44,724 --> 00:36:48,075
♪ That we've met before
855
00:36:48,118 --> 00:36:53,559
♪ So tell me that
you don't think I'm crazy ♪
856
00:36:53,602 --> 00:36:56,475
- What are you doing?
- I am duetting with you.
857
00:36:56,518 --> 00:36:59,304
I know this one,
and I feel the same way.
858
00:37:01,088 --> 00:37:02,568
♪
859
00:37:02,611 --> 00:37:07,355
- ♪ When I tell you love
has come here and now ♪
860
00:37:07,399 --> 00:37:10,532
♪ A moment like this
861
00:37:10,576 --> 00:37:14,101
- ♪ Some people
wait a lifetime ♪
862
00:37:14,144 --> 00:37:16,886
♪ For a moment like this
863
00:37:16,930 --> 00:37:20,586
- ♪ Some people
search forever ♪
864
00:37:20,629 --> 00:37:23,545
♪ For that one special kiss
865
00:37:23,589 --> 00:37:25,591
- ♪ I can't believe
866
00:37:25,634 --> 00:37:28,898
♪ It's happening to me
867
00:37:28,942 --> 00:37:32,380
both:
♪ Some people wait a lifetime
868
00:37:32,424 --> 00:37:35,296
♪ For a moment
869
00:37:35,340 --> 00:37:39,779
♪ Like this
870
00:37:39,822 --> 00:37:45,828
♪
871
00:37:49,919 --> 00:37:50,093
.
872
00:37:50,137 --> 00:37:52,357
- Ah, it was just incredible.
873
00:37:52,400 --> 00:37:54,228
Dinner at an actual restaurant,
a full night's sleep--
874
00:37:54,272 --> 00:37:57,840
I mean, we actually almost feel
like normal people again.
875
00:37:57,884 --> 00:37:59,146
- I still can't believe
876
00:37:59,189 --> 00:38:01,148
Jenna pulled off
the 3:00 a.m. feeding.
877
00:38:01,191 --> 00:38:05,021
- Oh, I literally had to pry
her eyelids open at one point,
878
00:38:05,065 --> 00:38:06,632
but she came through,
didn't she?
879
00:38:06,675 --> 00:38:08,982
- Big-time, yeah--
very unlike her.
880
00:38:09,025 --> 00:38:12,420
It's almost as if someone
put her up to it or something.
881
00:38:12,464 --> 00:38:13,987
- Be honest.
882
00:38:14,030 --> 00:38:15,945
Giving us the night off
was your idea, wasn't it?
883
00:38:15,989 --> 00:38:17,382
- I might have had
to help a little bit,
884
00:38:17,425 --> 00:38:18,948
but it was
a collaborative effort.
885
00:38:18,992 --> 00:38:21,168
She's trying.
886
00:38:23,083 --> 00:38:26,391
- Yeah, listen,
I-I do appreciate my sister.
887
00:38:26,434 --> 00:38:28,480
It's just--she's a lot.
888
00:38:28,523 --> 00:38:31,483
But I'm very thankful
that you've been helping her.
889
00:38:31,526 --> 00:38:33,441
- I have been in help mode
for so long,
890
00:38:33,485 --> 00:38:37,445
it's pretty much the only thing
I know how to do right now.
891
00:38:37,489 --> 00:38:40,056
- Just don't be
too charmed by her.
892
00:38:40,100 --> 00:38:42,581
Jenna can be
the most fun person on Earth,
893
00:38:42,624 --> 00:38:45,671
but right when you think you're
on top of the world together,
894
00:38:45,714 --> 00:38:49,805
the ground shifts, and you're
left cleaning up the mess.
895
00:38:49,849 --> 00:38:53,069
[footsteps approaching]
896
00:38:53,113 --> 00:38:55,463
- Good morning, everyone.
- Hello, Maggie.
897
00:38:55,507 --> 00:38:58,858
David and Emily,
nice to see you always.
898
00:38:58,901 --> 00:39:01,426
- Maxwell, would you
like some cereal?
899
00:39:01,469 --> 00:39:04,167
- Thank you, Zoey.
That'd be lovely.
900
00:39:05,734 --> 00:39:08,911
- Okay, so, uh, is anyone gonna
bring up what happened,
901
00:39:08,955 --> 00:39:11,784
obviously, last night, or are
we all just gonna sit around
902
00:39:11,827 --> 00:39:13,307
trading knowing looks
in silence?
903
00:39:13,351 --> 00:39:15,222
- We are going to say nothing
904
00:39:15,265 --> 00:39:17,137
because Zoey already told us
905
00:39:17,180 --> 00:39:19,313
how she feels
about that kind of talk.
906
00:39:19,357 --> 00:39:21,402
- And we're not gonna
embarrass her or Max.
907
00:39:21,446 --> 00:39:23,796
We are better than that.
- Since when?
908
00:39:23,839 --> 00:39:25,363
- Thank you, Mom and Emily,
909
00:39:25,406 --> 00:39:28,540
for showing
admirable restraint.
910
00:39:28,583 --> 00:39:31,543
- It's important that the women
in your life keep you in line.
911
00:39:31,586 --> 00:39:33,414
- And well-behaved.
- That is so true.
912
00:39:33,458 --> 00:39:34,763
Men are the worst.
913
00:39:34,807 --> 00:39:36,156
I mean, without women,
914
00:39:36,199 --> 00:39:38,114
the world would be
like one endless frat house.
915
00:39:38,158 --> 00:39:40,116
[soft upbeat music]
916
00:39:40,160 --> 00:39:41,944
- Will you guys excuse me?
917
00:39:41,988 --> 00:39:43,337
I have to go handle
something at work
918
00:39:43,381 --> 00:39:45,774
that I should've taken care of
years ago.
919
00:39:45,818 --> 00:39:48,081
- Sure.
- I'll call you later.
920
00:39:51,389 --> 00:39:53,173
- You know,
if she weren't my sister,
921
00:39:53,216 --> 00:39:54,870
I'd totally high-five you
right now.
922
00:39:54,914 --> 00:39:56,655
- [chuckles]
- Seriously, don't hurt her.
923
00:39:56,698 --> 00:39:58,439
Huh?
No.
924
00:39:58,483 --> 00:40:02,051
♪
925
00:40:02,095 --> 00:40:04,967
- So do you
want to do the honors?
926
00:40:05,011 --> 00:40:06,969
- No, you're their boss.
All you.
927
00:40:07,013 --> 00:40:09,232
♪
928
00:40:09,276 --> 00:40:10,451
- Okay.
929
00:40:10,495 --> 00:40:13,019
If I could have
everyone's attention...
930
00:40:13,062 --> 00:40:15,151
Since taking over
as team manager,
931
00:40:15,195 --> 00:40:17,502
I haven't exactly loved
the dynamics around here,
932
00:40:17,545 --> 00:40:20,766
so Zoey and I have decided
it's time
933
00:40:20,809 --> 00:40:23,464
to change things up a bit.
934
00:40:23,508 --> 00:40:25,205
With that in mind,
935
00:40:25,248 --> 00:40:28,034
I'd like to introduce
a few new members to our group.
936
00:40:31,472 --> 00:40:32,560
- I don't get it.
937
00:40:32,604 --> 00:40:34,432
Why do these programmers
look like girls?
938
00:40:34,475 --> 00:40:36,651
- Oh, we're playing
a new game today.
939
00:40:36,695 --> 00:40:39,045
It's called "Find Your Seats
on the Fifth Floor."
940
00:40:39,088 --> 00:40:40,394
- I don't know.
941
00:40:40,438 --> 00:40:42,918
That sounds like
a terrible name for a game.
942
00:40:42,962 --> 00:40:45,660
- Huh. Jared, Gabe, Kevin,
943
00:40:45,704 --> 00:40:47,706
HR's already been notified
of your transfers.
944
00:40:47,749 --> 00:40:51,666
- No, no, no, no, no, no, no,
no, no, no, no, no, not Gabe.
945
00:40:51,710 --> 00:40:54,626
Hey, man, um, what are you--
what are you doing?
946
00:40:54,669 --> 00:40:58,847
We're called "the brogrammers"
for a reason.
947
00:40:58,891 --> 00:41:00,719
- Not anymore.
948
00:41:00,762 --> 00:41:05,550
McKenzie, Yasmeen, Cass,
welcome to the fourth floor.
949
00:41:05,593 --> 00:41:08,857
- Okay, I don't know
about Extreme Marker Jousting,
950
00:41:08,901 --> 00:41:11,077
but I'm down to play Nut Punch.
951
00:41:11,120 --> 00:41:13,166
Who wants to go first?
952
00:41:13,209 --> 00:41:15,516
♪
953
00:41:15,560 --> 00:41:18,214
[pop music]
954
00:41:18,258 --> 00:41:19,520
- Uh-huh, look at that.
955
00:41:19,564 --> 00:41:21,174
I found that second typo
you were talking about,
956
00:41:21,217 --> 00:41:22,480
and you are right.
957
00:41:22,523 --> 00:41:25,221
This is the least
intimidating contract ever.
958
00:41:26,658 --> 00:41:28,398
- Whoo-whoo!
959
00:41:28,442 --> 00:41:30,270
Finally!
960
00:41:30,313 --> 00:41:32,838
I am so happy for you guys.
961
00:41:32,881 --> 00:41:35,971
The world better
expect big things.
962
00:41:36,015 --> 00:41:38,060
- Wait a minute.
I just realized something.
963
00:41:38,104 --> 00:41:39,409
- Oh, no, what?
964
00:41:39,453 --> 00:41:42,543
- Today I got into bed
with both of my friends.
965
00:41:42,587 --> 00:41:45,024
- [muffled] I don't like
the sound of that.
966
00:41:45,067 --> 00:41:47,417
- I feel dirty now.
- What? It's a metaphor.
967
00:41:47,461 --> 00:41:48,680
- It makes me want
to scratch you
968
00:41:48,723 --> 00:41:50,769
with these fake nails
that Mo glued on me.
969
00:41:50,812 --> 00:41:53,119
- Mm-mm, don't do that.
Those things are a work of art.
970
00:41:53,162 --> 00:41:54,294
And we haven't even done
your photo shoot yet.
971
00:41:54,337 --> 00:41:55,513
So come on.
- My what?
972
00:41:55,556 --> 00:41:56,992
- [muffled] Photo shoot.
- Oh.
973
00:41:57,036 --> 00:41:57,993
- I didn't agree to that.
- Yes, you did.
974
00:41:58,037 --> 00:41:59,560
Smile.
- Fashion spread.
975
00:41:59,604 --> 00:42:02,084
- Oh, it's a selfie. Smile.
Let's do it up here.
976
00:42:02,128 --> 00:42:03,956
- Is it bad that I think I like
this version of you better?
977
00:42:03,999 --> 00:42:05,218
- Yeah, definitely.
978
00:42:05,261 --> 00:42:08,177
- Posh Spice, Baby Spice.
- Hey, I want...
979
00:42:08,221 --> 00:42:09,657
- Victoria Beckham.
980
00:42:09,707 --> 00:42:14,257
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