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These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:08,405 --> 00:00:09,478 Twenty years back, 2 00:00:09,527 --> 00:00:10,909 Vetinari brought the ancient guilds 3 00:00:10,994 --> 00:00:12,773 out of the shadows and legalised them. 4 00:00:12,873 --> 00:00:14,949 You want to steal, join the Thieves' Guild. 5 00:00:15,034 --> 00:00:17,074 Need somebody killed, go to the Assassins' Guild. 6 00:00:17,220 --> 00:00:20,369 The Watch hasn't fought real crime for years. 7 00:00:21,477 --> 00:00:22,971 Arrest me. 8 00:00:23,127 --> 00:00:24,277 We need a plan. 9 00:00:24,362 --> 00:00:25,534 You're a terrorist. 10 00:00:25,619 --> 00:00:26,627 I suppose I am. 11 00:00:26,712 --> 00:00:27,682 Carcer? 12 00:00:27,767 --> 00:00:29,589 Twenty years ago, did he die? 13 00:00:29,674 --> 00:00:30,746 Sadly not. 14 00:00:30,831 --> 00:00:32,098 But I watched him fall. 15 00:00:32,183 --> 00:00:33,432 I'm with a new gang now. 16 00:00:33,517 --> 00:00:34,893 Silent partners. 17 00:00:35,441 --> 00:00:36,933 They just ask that we burn it down. 18 00:00:38,122 --> 00:00:40,065 This is now a crime scene, Captain. 19 00:00:40,336 --> 00:00:42,190 We don't know what it is. 20 00:00:42,339 --> 00:00:44,182 Find it before Carcer does. 21 00:00:44,311 --> 00:00:45,957 Lady Ramkin wants to help. 22 00:00:46,042 --> 00:00:47,510 I thought I'd check her records. 23 00:00:47,695 --> 00:00:49,128 I think you should read this. 24 00:00:51,482 --> 00:00:52,932 What happened to you? 25 00:01:45,515 --> 00:01:46,595 Miss... 26 00:01:47,664 --> 00:01:49,107 What are you running from? 27 00:02:04,086 --> 00:02:05,795 THEME MUSIC PLAYING... 28 00:02:05,879 --> 00:02:07,879 *THE WATCH* Season 01 Episode 03 29 00:02:07,963 --> 00:02:09,963 Episode Title: "The What?" Aired on: January 10, 2021 30 00:02:21,372 --> 00:02:22,669 Are you ready? 31 00:02:22,970 --> 00:02:24,474 You wanted to watch the Watch. 32 00:02:25,438 --> 00:02:26,904 Mixed a surveillance spell. 33 00:02:27,377 --> 00:02:28,669 I'm ready. 34 00:02:35,473 --> 00:02:37,953 You haven't answered any of my questions. 35 00:02:39,875 --> 00:02:41,747 These silent partners of yours? 36 00:02:42,138 --> 00:02:43,724 Tell me about the spell. 37 00:02:49,602 --> 00:02:50,970 You'll see and hear 38 00:02:51,146 --> 00:02:53,569 whatever Vimes sees and hears. 39 00:02:53,654 --> 00:02:55,078 Will he know I'm watching him? 40 00:02:55,162 --> 00:02:57,678 We connect your minds through a shared memory. 41 00:02:57,848 --> 00:02:59,497 Choose one that's meaningful. 42 00:03:00,436 --> 00:03:01,872 Strong. 43 00:03:05,184 --> 00:03:06,771 Got just the thing. 44 00:03:39,114 --> 00:03:42,747 ♪ How do they rise 45 00:03:45,396 --> 00:03:51,833 ♪ All of the angels How do they rise ♪ 46 00:03:55,874 --> 00:03:57,326 What were you singing? 47 00:03:58,678 --> 00:04:00,404 How long have you been standing there? 48 00:04:01,438 --> 00:04:03,998 I can't settle my boy. 49 00:04:04,118 --> 00:04:05,569 Cheery wants to learn about dragons. 50 00:04:05,654 --> 00:04:07,703 - He can borrow this one. - I can't have that in here. 51 00:04:07,787 --> 00:04:10,693 He'll need 18 pounds of dead snakes and mice a day 52 00:04:10,778 --> 00:04:13,740 or he'll torch this entire place with you in it. 53 00:04:20,329 --> 00:04:21,482 My report. 54 00:04:28,752 --> 00:04:32,333 Twenty years ago, the officer who wrote this report 55 00:04:32,418 --> 00:04:34,630 was coming home after a long watch. 56 00:04:36,521 --> 00:04:39,888 A teenage girl ran straight up to him. 57 00:04:40,405 --> 00:04:42,419 Both her parents had just been murdered. 58 00:04:47,118 --> 00:04:49,669 He should have been the one person to make sense of it all. 59 00:04:50,452 --> 00:04:51,747 It's all right, Miss. 60 00:04:52,579 --> 00:04:53,912 It's not a murder at all. 61 00:04:55,083 --> 00:04:56,514 But he found a receipt 62 00:04:56,598 --> 00:04:59,318 from the Assassin's Guild on their bodies. 63 00:05:00,718 --> 00:05:02,779 And calmly informed her 64 00:05:03,648 --> 00:05:04,880 that it was all... 65 00:05:05,935 --> 00:05:06,959 a perfectly legal... 66 00:05:07,044 --> 00:05:08,154 Legal 67 00:05:08,456 --> 00:05:09,771 - inhumation. - inhumation. 68 00:05:10,544 --> 00:05:12,216 And there was nothing he could do. 69 00:05:12,412 --> 00:05:16,114 Listen to me. Assassins don't leave witnesses. 70 00:05:16,404 --> 00:05:18,634 You didn't see anything. Say it. 71 00:05:18,904 --> 00:05:21,208 - I didn't see anything. - "I didn't see anything". 72 00:05:25,647 --> 00:05:27,411 I get why you don't want to join. 73 00:05:28,672 --> 00:05:29,672 Oh, no. 74 00:05:30,872 --> 00:05:32,677 I will join you, Vimes. 75 00:05:33,169 --> 00:05:37,380 But I'm never wearing the badge. 76 00:05:46,958 --> 00:05:48,967 "I entrust Gawain's power to you. 77 00:05:49,052 --> 00:05:52,074 "Place him in Veltrick's hand and all will be well." 78 00:05:52,158 --> 00:05:55,053 You think Gawain could be what Carcer needs to control the dragon? 79 00:05:55,138 --> 00:05:57,060 Or what we need to kill it. 80 00:05:57,498 --> 00:05:59,521 What is this Gawain? 81 00:06:00,341 --> 00:06:01,874 Whatever it is, it's most likely in the hands 82 00:06:01,958 --> 00:06:03,365 of the statue of King Veltrick, 83 00:06:03,450 --> 00:06:05,373 down in the Assassins' Guild gallery. 84 00:06:05,458 --> 00:06:07,419 Does that say "ass guild"? 85 00:06:08,943 --> 00:06:10,314 I was trying to save time. 86 00:06:10,398 --> 00:06:13,864 Now these are old, but I think the gallery is in the basement. 87 00:06:13,992 --> 00:06:17,170 And you worked out a plan to get us in and out of there. 88 00:06:17,255 --> 00:06:19,175 Working on it through the night, Captain. 89 00:06:19,598 --> 00:06:21,573 Get us into the guild, down to the gallery 90 00:06:21,658 --> 00:06:22,973 and out before they know what hit them. 91 00:06:23,057 --> 00:06:24,364 Good. How? 92 00:06:25,677 --> 00:06:27,247 With tax inspection. 93 00:06:29,949 --> 00:06:32,724 The law gives us the right to inspect their books at any time. 94 00:06:35,958 --> 00:06:38,037 Goodboy, manners. 95 00:06:38,122 --> 00:06:41,311 Oh, Oh, no. I thought I'd done them all in. 96 00:06:41,396 --> 00:06:43,865 Is the entrance to the "ass guild" unprotected? 97 00:06:43,950 --> 00:06:46,514 Yes. Because going in there would be suicide. 98 00:06:49,084 --> 00:06:50,732 Not if you're one of them. 99 00:06:53,732 --> 00:06:56,419 Wearing that and an appropriately stylish cloak, 100 00:06:56,504 --> 00:06:59,100 I can go in, go down to the basement, find the gallery, 101 00:06:59,185 --> 00:07:01,561 steal the artefact and walk straight out. 102 00:07:01,646 --> 00:07:03,006 - How did you get that? - Lady Ramkin, 103 00:07:03,090 --> 00:07:05,483 we don't know the shape or size Gawain is. 104 00:07:05,568 --> 00:07:07,202 Even if you did get into the basement 105 00:07:07,286 --> 00:07:08,842 - without attracting attention... - If you get caught, 106 00:07:08,926 --> 00:07:10,482 Lord Vetinari will deny all knowledge. 107 00:07:10,566 --> 00:07:11,655 They don't go out through the front. 108 00:07:11,739 --> 00:07:12,982 They have a door in the basement 109 00:07:13,067 --> 00:07:14,811 that links their building to the one next to it. 110 00:07:14,895 --> 00:07:17,282 It can only be opened from their side, so it's bound to be guarded. 111 00:07:17,366 --> 00:07:18,575 Avoid the guard here... 112 00:07:19,926 --> 00:07:21,256 and you can walk out. 113 00:07:21,341 --> 00:07:22,388 That's my exit. 114 00:07:22,473 --> 00:07:23,790 The Guild's full of trained assassins. 115 00:07:23,874 --> 00:07:25,280 They've also been trained to gather around 116 00:07:25,364 --> 00:07:27,552 the inhumation bell when it tolls at dusk. 117 00:07:27,646 --> 00:07:29,248 That's when I go in. 118 00:07:29,332 --> 00:07:32,168 When the head of the Guild hands out the day's contracts. 119 00:07:32,253 --> 00:07:34,194 Everywhere but the main atrium will be virtually empty. 120 00:07:34,278 --> 00:07:36,518 You really think you should be doing this? 121 00:07:46,626 --> 00:07:48,802 I gather you've all read that report. 122 00:07:50,286 --> 00:07:53,857 That snake is still alive, Cheery, and it bites. 123 00:07:54,990 --> 00:07:56,761 Lady Ramkin. 124 00:07:56,846 --> 00:07:58,641 Lady Ramkin, I didn't tell them. 125 00:07:58,806 --> 00:08:01,271 - Hey, Lady Ramkin. - Don't shake it like that. 126 00:08:01,356 --> 00:08:03,341 You're just making it angrier. 127 00:08:04,517 --> 00:08:08,216 The longer you spend searching the gallery, the more likely 128 00:08:08,326 --> 00:08:09,700 something will happen to you. 129 00:08:09,806 --> 00:08:12,825 I'm just saying that with all of us, risk's lower. 130 00:08:12,910 --> 00:08:14,106 We're professionals. 131 00:08:17,195 --> 00:08:19,107 Well, most of the time. 132 00:08:21,538 --> 00:08:23,778 Just get yourself down the door and let us in, all right? 133 00:08:23,896 --> 00:08:26,310 - We'll find Gawain in half the time. - All right. 134 00:08:27,084 --> 00:08:28,799 Understand this. 135 00:08:29,724 --> 00:08:32,614 When I ride, I ride hard. 136 00:08:33,013 --> 00:08:34,522 So saddle up your ponies, 137 00:08:34,606 --> 00:08:37,052 keep kicking or stay in the stables. 138 00:08:40,083 --> 00:08:41,436 I don't understand what that meant. 139 00:08:41,520 --> 00:08:43,021 Did anybody understand any of that? 140 00:08:43,223 --> 00:08:45,052 So we need to get into the building next door. 141 00:08:45,137 --> 00:08:49,012 Who'd be stupid enough to base themselves next door to the Assassins' Guild. 142 00:08:56,446 --> 00:08:57,989 I think you'd suit lipstick. 143 00:08:59,115 --> 00:09:02,239 I didn't realise that going undercover meant we'd have to audition. 144 00:09:02,760 --> 00:09:03,876 Should have had a drink. 145 00:09:04,046 --> 00:09:05,640 Why don't we just walk down to the basement? 146 00:09:05,724 --> 00:09:07,882 Try and get backstage without a VIP pass? 147 00:09:08,013 --> 00:09:10,109 Just remember the three chords we showed you and you'll be fine. 148 00:09:10,193 --> 00:09:12,051 I can't believe they've never heard this song before. 149 00:09:12,135 --> 00:09:13,311 I know. 150 00:09:13,396 --> 00:09:14,458 Wankers. 151 00:09:14,543 --> 00:09:17,522 You guys aren't ready for your alt-jazz vampire-rock fusion bullshit. 152 00:09:22,794 --> 00:09:24,200 All right, listen. 153 00:09:25,086 --> 00:09:27,185 One song can change everything. 154 00:09:27,326 --> 00:09:29,818 Make people cry the same tears, even save the world. 155 00:09:29,903 --> 00:09:31,442 - Hmm. - So let's get this right. 156 00:09:31,526 --> 00:09:32,773 Otherwise we'll get kicked out the building, 157 00:09:32,857 --> 00:09:35,536 Lady Ramkin will die and Ankh-Morpork will burn. 158 00:09:36,653 --> 00:09:37,928 Okay? 159 00:09:39,107 --> 00:09:40,825 Let's shred this. 160 00:09:45,713 --> 00:09:48,553 - I didn't see anything. - "I didn't see anything". 161 00:10:44,138 --> 00:10:46,880 All right. Yeah. So it's wonderful to be here. 162 00:10:46,965 --> 00:10:48,295 Thanks for having us. 163 00:10:48,380 --> 00:10:52,169 Erm, we're the... 164 00:10:54,242 --> 00:10:56,591 We're... We're called... The what? 165 00:10:59,263 --> 00:11:00,983 We're called The What. 166 00:11:01,068 --> 00:11:04,170 And we're gonna play for you an old Dwarfish classic now, 167 00:11:04,255 --> 00:11:05,911 that you might be a little familiar with. 168 00:11:07,116 --> 00:11:09,888 That's right. It's time for Gold. 169 00:11:13,339 --> 00:11:14,734 Gold. 170 00:11:19,849 --> 00:11:21,630 Like we practised, yeah? 171 00:11:39,086 --> 00:11:40,761 SINGING IN DWARFISH... 172 00:12:16,126 --> 00:12:18,265 This magic of yours is amazing. 173 00:12:29,549 --> 00:12:30,999 He's found the artefact? 174 00:12:31,084 --> 00:12:33,155 No, he started a band. 175 00:12:37,566 --> 00:12:41,881 ♪ We're digging for gold 176 00:12:42,595 --> 00:12:45,686 ♪ Digging for precious gold 177 00:12:56,832 --> 00:12:58,637 SINGING IN DWARFISH... 178 00:13:06,366 --> 00:13:10,922 ♪ Give you that gold We'll give you that gold 179 00:13:11,006 --> 00:13:13,802 ♪ We'll give you that solid gold 180 00:13:14,018 --> 00:13:16,017 ♪ We're digging for gold 181 00:13:16,102 --> 00:13:18,031 ♪ We'll dig down for gold 182 00:13:18,116 --> 00:13:20,684 ♪ We'll dig down for gold 183 00:13:20,829 --> 00:13:24,072 ♪ Digging for precious gold 184 00:13:41,379 --> 00:13:46,054 - Nice mask. - Thanks. I like yours too. 185 00:13:47,072 --> 00:13:48,603 - You do? - Bloody love it. 186 00:13:49,408 --> 00:13:52,783 The pattern's very striking, isn't it? 187 00:13:52,908 --> 00:13:56,361 Not so much Assassins' Guild, but Sassy Guild. 188 00:13:58,326 --> 00:14:00,922 I don't know, girl. I was thinking maybe it's a little too much. 189 00:14:01,006 --> 00:14:03,697 - Oh, shut up. - You shut up. 190 00:14:04,368 --> 00:14:07,159 Nil mortifi sine lucre, sugar. 191 00:14:07,244 --> 00:14:10,103 Nil mortifi sine lucre,babe. 192 00:14:10,721 --> 00:14:14,182 Oh, it looks like an old mask. 193 00:14:28,672 --> 00:14:29,947 Alice. 194 00:14:33,161 --> 00:14:34,436 Find out who that is. 195 00:14:43,635 --> 00:14:45,815 "Access all areas", dudes. 196 00:14:45,900 --> 00:14:48,861 We're now official members of the Musicians' Guild. 197 00:14:48,946 --> 00:14:51,666 Right. Let's get down to the basement. 198 00:14:51,751 --> 00:14:52,815 Meet Lady Ramkin 199 00:14:52,900 --> 00:14:54,619 - and find Gawain. - find Gawain. 200 00:14:54,846 --> 00:14:56,802 Should have been doing magic your whole life. 201 00:15:21,385 --> 00:15:22,562 Password. 202 00:15:23,041 --> 00:15:25,347 Did you say something, little girl? 203 00:15:25,432 --> 00:15:28,705 Password, big girl. 204 00:15:28,962 --> 00:15:30,612 We have no need for them here. 205 00:15:30,697 --> 00:15:31,713 Your voice is weird. 206 00:15:31,798 --> 00:15:34,689 My voice gets a lot of compliments. 207 00:15:35,997 --> 00:15:38,032 You're not really one of us, are you? 208 00:15:38,894 --> 00:15:40,409 Haven't seen you here before. 209 00:15:40,686 --> 00:15:42,482 I haven't seen you here before. 210 00:15:42,566 --> 00:15:44,362 Why don't you go back to turning cart wheels 211 00:15:44,446 --> 00:15:46,242 while us big girls do all the work? 212 00:15:46,677 --> 00:15:50,602 I hide in laundry chutes and cupboards 213 00:15:50,718 --> 00:15:53,159 and watch rich people in their hotel suites. 214 00:15:53,244 --> 00:15:56,414 I watch them eat. I watch them sleep. 215 00:15:57,229 --> 00:15:59,383 And I climb out and I strangle them. 216 00:16:02,180 --> 00:16:04,563 I remember what it's like to be your age. 217 00:16:04,727 --> 00:16:06,985 And sometimes you see things you shouldn't see. 218 00:16:07,124 --> 00:16:08,513 Bad things. 219 00:16:08,852 --> 00:16:10,955 And you start to think they're normal, but they're not. 220 00:16:11,039 --> 00:16:13,349 And then when you grow up, you will realise that... 221 00:16:13,434 --> 00:16:15,069 I'm wasting my time here, aren't I? 222 00:16:28,232 --> 00:16:29,947 The door's through here. 223 00:16:31,076 --> 00:16:32,536 Why exactly would the Assassins' Guild 224 00:16:32,620 --> 00:16:34,539 have a door into the Musicians' Guild? 225 00:16:35,267 --> 00:16:37,263 Maybe it's something to do with all this. 226 00:16:37,348 --> 00:16:40,143 The inhumation bell will start any second. 227 00:16:41,387 --> 00:16:42,955 I've calculated that when the bell stops, 228 00:16:43,039 --> 00:16:45,134 we've got a 20 minute window to get in and out. 229 00:16:45,219 --> 00:16:47,662 It sounds more like a door crack than a window. 230 00:17:53,136 --> 00:17:55,328 Oops. 231 00:18:08,838 --> 00:18:11,297 I didn't see anything. 232 00:18:44,976 --> 00:18:46,371 Twenty minutes, Captain. 233 00:18:47,223 --> 00:18:48,664 Something's wrong. 234 00:19:20,055 --> 00:19:22,212 Nil mortifi sine lucre. 235 00:19:22,297 --> 00:19:26,172 Nil mortifi sine lucre. 236 00:19:27,475 --> 00:19:28,750 Where's Alice? 237 00:19:30,453 --> 00:19:31,768 No? 238 00:19:43,573 --> 00:19:47,409 Barton Wallace, administrator of the Grand Trunk Company. 239 00:19:47,494 --> 00:19:49,461 Client says he'll be alone in his office tonight. 240 00:19:49,546 --> 00:19:50,782 But for this kind of money, 241 00:19:50,867 --> 00:19:54,149 I think we can safely say that won't be the case. 242 00:19:55,964 --> 00:19:58,649 Laugh. 243 00:20:11,710 --> 00:20:13,555 You're new, aren't you? 244 00:20:19,515 --> 00:20:22,086 - Name? - Steph. 245 00:20:22,260 --> 00:20:24,914 - Guild name? - Bad Steph. 246 00:20:25,444 --> 00:20:26,719 Bad Steph. 247 00:20:27,972 --> 00:20:32,172 You just took your name and bolted the word "Bad" onto it. 248 00:20:32,588 --> 00:20:34,618 We've gotta get through. 249 00:20:36,901 --> 00:20:39,057 The door is solid stygium. 250 00:20:39,218 --> 00:20:41,534 The Watch might not be able to get through, 251 00:20:41,619 --> 00:20:44,718 but in here, we're not just the Watch. 252 00:20:44,803 --> 00:20:46,518 We're undercover 253 00:20:48,489 --> 00:20:49,868 As The What? 254 00:21:01,505 --> 00:21:03,181 - What? - That felt good. 255 00:21:03,266 --> 00:21:05,839 Sometimes you just gotta get that finger and stick it to the man. 256 00:21:05,924 --> 00:21:07,200 What man? 257 00:21:07,284 --> 00:21:08,680 What finger? 258 00:21:08,793 --> 00:21:09,919 Fifteen minutes, Captain. 259 00:21:10,004 --> 00:21:11,800 We have to find Gawain fast. 260 00:21:11,884 --> 00:21:12,986 Lady Ramkin first. 261 00:21:13,071 --> 00:21:14,744 She could be anywhere. 262 00:21:14,829 --> 00:21:16,721 I'll find her. Her perfume is infused with asafoetida. 263 00:21:16,805 --> 00:21:18,039 And juniper. 264 00:21:19,742 --> 00:21:21,039 I think. 265 00:21:21,411 --> 00:21:22,686 Over to you, Angua. 266 00:21:27,563 --> 00:21:29,407 You don't have to confirm that. 267 00:21:29,492 --> 00:21:33,930 I can see the sort of assassin that you are by your shoes. 268 00:21:34,960 --> 00:21:39,711 Where did you get them? No, don't actually answer. 269 00:21:39,796 --> 00:21:42,813 Don't tell me... 270 00:21:44,884 --> 00:21:46,279 Excuse me. 271 00:21:47,239 --> 00:21:49,148 Are you gonna pull that trigger? 272 00:21:52,462 --> 00:21:54,297 Sorry, are you? 273 00:21:55,462 --> 00:21:57,000 Oh, um... 274 00:21:58,180 --> 00:22:00,040 I hadn't decided. 275 00:22:00,124 --> 00:22:02,852 - Ah, typical. - Are you... 276 00:22:03,088 --> 00:22:05,359 I'm not signing autographs today. 277 00:22:05,444 --> 00:22:07,454 Have you come to collect his soul? 278 00:22:07,697 --> 00:22:10,570 I don't usually do this, 279 00:22:10,655 --> 00:22:12,651 but you were about to pull the trigger, 280 00:22:12,736 --> 00:22:14,492 - and then you... - Weren't sure. 281 00:22:14,629 --> 00:22:19,235 Mmm. I know that revenge is a complicated business, 282 00:22:19,320 --> 00:22:21,844 but I'm on something of a tight schedule today. 283 00:22:22,124 --> 00:22:23,821 I don't want to go somewhere else. 284 00:22:23,906 --> 00:22:26,110 And then have to race back here. 285 00:22:26,978 --> 00:22:29,032 Did you collect my mother's soul? 286 00:22:31,110 --> 00:22:32,160 My father's? 287 00:22:32,244 --> 00:22:34,000 - I don't want to rush you. - Did you? 288 00:22:34,306 --> 00:22:36,649 - If you could just make a decision... - Answer me. 289 00:22:37,444 --> 00:22:41,055 Why doesn't anyone ever think of me? Do I matter? 290 00:22:41,241 --> 00:22:44,555 I'll answer that. I do matter. I matter a lot. 291 00:22:45,329 --> 00:22:48,586 Please... Please answer me. 292 00:22:54,288 --> 00:22:58,680 I am one of the only two certainties in the multiverse. 293 00:22:59,506 --> 00:23:03,938 What did they say when they saw you? 294 00:23:05,897 --> 00:23:07,252 Were they afraid? 295 00:23:07,887 --> 00:23:10,602 Oh, we're gonna be here all day, aren't we? 296 00:23:12,644 --> 00:23:14,834 That bastard is never going to face 297 00:23:14,919 --> 00:23:16,835 any kind of justice in this world. 298 00:23:17,007 --> 00:23:18,336 Or the next. 299 00:23:21,251 --> 00:23:24,102 - What's the other certainty? - Taxes. 300 00:23:28,092 --> 00:23:31,118 Get a better name. The Slash. 301 00:23:33,382 --> 00:23:36,897 Show Bad Steph here how it's done, will you? 302 00:23:41,240 --> 00:23:45,076 Now let's see who else is about to have the worst... 303 00:23:45,493 --> 00:23:48,639 I mean, last day of their lives. 304 00:23:49,364 --> 00:23:52,383 Laugh. 305 00:24:04,542 --> 00:24:08,217 Now I'll show you how it's done, Dr Cruces. 306 00:24:11,804 --> 00:24:14,079 Talking to Bad Steph like that. 307 00:24:16,578 --> 00:24:19,664 We've had enough of you treating us like children. 308 00:24:20,004 --> 00:24:21,634 And I've had enough of talking to myself. 309 00:24:21,719 --> 00:24:23,352 Why aren't you with your friends? 310 00:24:54,494 --> 00:24:55,650 Who're you? 311 00:24:55,774 --> 00:24:58,454 You're just so... 312 00:24:59,724 --> 00:25:00,962 accountant-y. 313 00:25:01,047 --> 00:25:04,200 I've got 210 inhumations to my name 314 00:25:04,284 --> 00:25:08,399 across a 22 year, six month and four day kill streak. 315 00:25:09,125 --> 00:25:11,896 Does that sound remotely accountant-y to you? 316 00:25:12,305 --> 00:25:13,840 Yes. 317 00:25:13,924 --> 00:25:16,080 - What's your name? - The Duke of Stab. 318 00:25:16,164 --> 00:25:18,166 - Your real name. - The anonymity between 319 00:25:18,251 --> 00:25:19,753 assassin and client has been enshrined... 320 00:25:19,837 --> 00:25:21,399 Inigo Skimmer. 321 00:25:21,577 --> 00:25:23,212 Ramkin Mansion. 322 00:25:23,849 --> 00:25:25,469 Twenty summers ago. 323 00:25:27,164 --> 00:25:29,782 You don't even remember. Do you? 324 00:25:29,985 --> 00:25:31,460 Remember what? 325 00:25:39,175 --> 00:25:41,610 Someone's been working off the books? 326 00:25:43,165 --> 00:25:45,541 Death and taxes. 327 00:25:45,626 --> 00:25:48,320 Now we come to any other business. 328 00:25:48,404 --> 00:25:51,447 Firstly, I'd like to congratulate Karen from Finance 329 00:25:51,594 --> 00:25:53,433 for her record kill streak this month. 330 00:25:53,518 --> 00:25:55,233 Let's hear it for Karen from Finance. 331 00:25:55,836 --> 00:25:57,571 Well done. 332 00:25:58,703 --> 00:26:00,579 Who knew paper cuts could be so lethal. 333 00:26:00,664 --> 00:26:03,211 Now, Sex Party Ben. 334 00:26:03,444 --> 00:26:05,002 It's come to my attention 335 00:26:05,087 --> 00:26:07,160 that your recent inhumation of a Anna Manger 336 00:26:07,244 --> 00:26:11,360 at that orgy was in fact, a serious breach of our code. 337 00:26:12,764 --> 00:26:14,556 She was a member of the Launderers' Guild. 338 00:26:14,641 --> 00:26:16,127 A small oversight. 339 00:26:16,212 --> 00:26:17,572 But we all know it's illegal 340 00:26:17,657 --> 00:26:19,555 for one guild member to attack another. 341 00:26:19,680 --> 00:26:22,759 You have forfeited your right to anonymity. 342 00:26:23,487 --> 00:26:26,282 Also, your right to life. 343 00:26:30,559 --> 00:26:32,274 We'll pop today's date on it for you. 344 00:26:36,383 --> 00:26:40,680 Karen from Finance, you cold bitch. 345 00:26:43,079 --> 00:26:44,618 Lady Ramkin. 346 00:26:45,964 --> 00:26:47,840 What do you think you're doing? 347 00:26:48,016 --> 00:26:49,116 We're supposed to be finding... 348 00:26:49,200 --> 00:26:52,157 This man inhumed my parents. 349 00:26:53,602 --> 00:26:55,160 I was there, Vimes. 350 00:26:55,493 --> 00:26:57,922 I have never left a witness. 351 00:26:58,008 --> 00:26:59,200 That's how you got the mask. 352 00:26:59,284 --> 00:27:01,267 - I want you to arrest him. - That can't happen. 353 00:27:01,352 --> 00:27:04,877 He has an address and a bag filled with cold, hard cash 354 00:27:04,962 --> 00:27:07,658 in old currency. He's working off the books. 355 00:27:07,743 --> 00:27:09,689 All income must be declared. 356 00:27:09,774 --> 00:27:11,752 Carrot said the watch has tax inspection powers. 357 00:27:11,837 --> 00:27:14,947 You're the Watch? You look like a really shit band. 358 00:27:15,032 --> 00:27:16,361 We're undercover. 359 00:27:16,446 --> 00:27:18,142 And tax evasion is an arrestable offence 360 00:27:18,227 --> 00:27:19,424 under the Criminal Finances Act. 361 00:27:19,508 --> 00:27:22,055 Minimum sentence, three years, confiscation of livestock. 362 00:27:22,140 --> 00:27:23,517 I don't have livestock. 363 00:27:23,602 --> 00:27:25,188 Yeah, but if you did. 364 00:27:25,282 --> 00:27:26,757 Nine minutes, Captain. 365 00:27:27,386 --> 00:27:28,781 We're not arresting anybody. 366 00:27:28,866 --> 00:27:29,987 Hmm. 367 00:27:30,337 --> 00:27:32,868 But you're gonna help us find what we're looking for. 368 00:27:36,474 --> 00:27:39,069 - Where are they? - A gallery. 369 00:27:43,508 --> 00:27:44,783 How long, Cheery? 370 00:27:45,431 --> 00:27:46,837 Seven minutes, Sir. 371 00:27:49,256 --> 00:27:50,782 Hurry up, would you? 372 00:27:53,345 --> 00:27:55,126 This is what you're looking for? 373 00:27:55,324 --> 00:28:00,258 King Veltrick I, founder of the very first Watch if I'm not mistaken. 374 00:28:01,290 --> 00:28:02,560 You didn't know that. 375 00:28:02,644 --> 00:28:05,814 Apparently he thought we'd benefit from having real police. 376 00:28:05,899 --> 00:28:07,180 Bless him. 377 00:28:07,404 --> 00:28:11,735 He was inhumed four days after he'd forged the first badge. 378 00:28:13,563 --> 00:28:16,009 His hands. They're empty. It's not here. 379 00:28:16,094 --> 00:28:18,159 - What was he holding? - Gawain. 380 00:28:19,124 --> 00:28:20,559 A sword. 381 00:28:20,996 --> 00:28:22,799 Gawain is a sword. 382 00:28:23,032 --> 00:28:24,188 And Carcer beat us to it. 383 00:28:24,272 --> 00:28:26,447 - The sword was stolen years ago. - By who? 384 00:28:26,532 --> 00:28:27,791 What is this? An interview? 385 00:28:27,876 --> 00:28:31,564 - Answer the question. - Question? Am I a suspect? 386 00:28:34,232 --> 00:28:36,642 So sweet. You think you're very professional, don't you? 387 00:28:36,727 --> 00:28:38,853 You know, I think I am going to arrest you. 388 00:28:38,938 --> 00:28:41,001 - Arrest me? - Arrest me. 389 00:28:43,054 --> 00:28:44,916 You can't arrest anybody. 390 00:28:45,001 --> 00:28:47,508 - What's this guy's name? - Inigo Skimmer. 391 00:28:47,592 --> 00:28:51,345 Inigo Skimmer, I'm arresting you on suspicion of tax evasion 392 00:28:51,430 --> 00:28:52,905 under the, uh... 393 00:28:56,352 --> 00:28:58,181 You really can't arrest anybody. 394 00:28:59,546 --> 00:29:00,830 The Criminal Finances Act, Sir. 395 00:29:00,915 --> 00:29:02,190 Criminal Finances Act. 396 00:29:02,644 --> 00:29:04,107 You're coming with us. 397 00:29:04,192 --> 00:29:05,907 Come on, arrest me! 398 00:29:08,272 --> 00:29:09,576 What are you waiting for? 399 00:29:09,661 --> 00:29:11,136 Arrest me. 400 00:29:12,969 --> 00:29:14,252 That sounded like Carcer. 401 00:29:14,337 --> 00:29:15,748 Your temples are glowing, Sir. 402 00:29:15,832 --> 00:29:17,050 What's happening, Wonse? 403 00:29:17,135 --> 00:29:19,087 That is Carcer. 404 00:29:20,592 --> 00:29:22,828 He must be drawing on the same memory using... 405 00:29:22,985 --> 00:29:25,352 Some kind of magical wiretap. 406 00:29:26,004 --> 00:29:27,962 Can he see back into my mind? 407 00:29:29,169 --> 00:29:31,892 He's watching though my memory. 408 00:29:31,977 --> 00:29:33,507 Can you watch him back, Captain? 409 00:29:33,592 --> 00:29:35,284 I can see back into his mind. 410 00:29:35,368 --> 00:29:36,623 Captain, can you find him? 411 00:29:36,708 --> 00:29:37,825 Cut it off. 412 00:29:43,329 --> 00:29:44,368 I love you. 413 00:29:44,579 --> 00:29:45,776 Can you find him? 414 00:29:45,861 --> 00:29:46,857 Cut it off. 415 00:29:55,019 --> 00:29:56,594 Cut it off. 416 00:30:03,587 --> 00:30:05,227 You see where he is, Captain? 417 00:30:06,626 --> 00:30:08,602 No, no, no. He's gone. 418 00:30:09,689 --> 00:30:11,196 I just saw, uh... 419 00:30:14,680 --> 00:30:15,871 I don't know what I saw. 420 00:30:17,259 --> 00:30:19,922 Captain. 421 00:30:21,501 --> 00:30:22,501 Time's up. 422 00:30:22,820 --> 00:30:24,462 You're all going to die. 423 00:30:38,019 --> 00:30:39,774 You were attacked by musicians? 424 00:30:40,619 --> 00:30:41,735 This is unbelievable. 425 00:30:41,944 --> 00:30:44,555 No way back. No way out the front. 426 00:30:45,139 --> 00:30:46,860 You came in through there? 427 00:30:47,602 --> 00:30:50,534 That's Dr Cruces' private room. 428 00:30:50,619 --> 00:30:53,262 ♪ You make me paranoid 429 00:30:53,347 --> 00:30:56,477 ♪ Paranoid 430 00:30:56,708 --> 00:30:58,614 You must know another way out. 431 00:30:58,766 --> 00:30:59,974 I... 432 00:31:01,561 --> 00:31:02,996 What could he have seen? 433 00:31:03,526 --> 00:31:04,881 I don't know. 434 00:31:06,578 --> 00:31:11,422 Thoughts, memories, impulses, feelings maybe. 435 00:31:11,839 --> 00:31:13,314 What don't you want him to see? 436 00:31:13,671 --> 00:31:15,026 Doesn't matter. 437 00:31:16,504 --> 00:31:18,344 He never would have made it out of there alive. 438 00:31:18,719 --> 00:31:20,015 - Yeah. - Well done, Wonse. 439 00:31:20,329 --> 00:31:21,681 We know what we need to find now. 440 00:31:21,766 --> 00:31:24,032 Yes. The sword. 441 00:31:24,446 --> 00:31:27,445 Must have been stolen by one of their own, right? 442 00:31:29,088 --> 00:31:31,603 Assassins have a strict disciplinary code. 443 00:31:36,214 --> 00:31:37,922 I know where we'll find the thief. 444 00:31:43,241 --> 00:31:45,756 Skimmer is the only one not accounted for. 445 00:31:46,290 --> 00:31:48,180 It's the woman with the weird voice. 446 00:31:48,472 --> 00:31:49,987 I know it. 447 00:31:53,701 --> 00:31:56,008 Accountant-y little shit. 448 00:32:01,111 --> 00:32:02,386 Let's go. 449 00:32:40,915 --> 00:32:43,255 This is where the assassins bury their dead. 450 00:32:43,587 --> 00:32:44,782 On this side, 451 00:32:45,008 --> 00:32:46,329 they're buried with honour 452 00:32:46,414 --> 00:32:49,087 and the anonymity that protected their life 453 00:32:49,172 --> 00:32:51,783 from revenge or reprisals. 454 00:32:51,868 --> 00:32:54,056 But anyone who breaches their code 455 00:32:54,141 --> 00:32:57,080 is immediately inhumed, loses that anonymity 456 00:32:57,165 --> 00:32:59,062 and is buried with their real name 457 00:32:59,147 --> 00:33:00,915 with details of their offence. 458 00:33:01,348 --> 00:33:03,064 That's why so few dare. 459 00:33:03,149 --> 00:33:05,057 Our thief should be easy to find then. 460 00:33:05,142 --> 00:33:06,417 Yeah. 461 00:33:12,876 --> 00:33:14,712 Do you even have a cell to put me in? 462 00:33:14,797 --> 00:33:16,394 We have a very well-equipped basement. 463 00:33:16,478 --> 00:33:17,715 He's not going in your basement. 464 00:33:17,799 --> 00:33:19,891 We're being followed by a living doll. 465 00:33:20,956 --> 00:33:22,321 No, it's just a kid. 466 00:33:22,406 --> 00:33:25,243 You all right, little one? Are you lost? 467 00:33:25,597 --> 00:33:27,232 Whoa! 468 00:33:28,695 --> 00:33:30,720 I mean we do some rock and roll shit. 469 00:33:30,805 --> 00:33:31,877 - Yeah? - Don't get me wrong. 470 00:33:31,961 --> 00:33:33,517 But kicking a kid in the face? 471 00:33:33,617 --> 00:33:35,133 Shame on you, Lady Ramkin. 472 00:33:35,277 --> 00:33:36,552 Hello, little one. 473 00:33:52,679 --> 00:33:55,587 Lady Ramkin was right, we should have kicked her in the face. 474 00:34:15,977 --> 00:34:17,087 Here. 475 00:34:19,708 --> 00:34:21,952 Inhumed for death and absconsion. 476 00:34:22,037 --> 00:34:24,113 Jocasta Wiggs, her real name. 477 00:34:24,197 --> 00:34:26,743 No death date. They never caught her. 478 00:34:26,877 --> 00:34:28,688 She's still alive. 479 00:34:28,876 --> 00:34:31,553 If she survived the assassins all this time, she'll be dangerous. 480 00:34:31,637 --> 00:34:33,282 - You'll need... - She'll be old. 481 00:34:35,002 --> 00:34:36,717 We find her, we find the sword. 482 00:34:37,317 --> 00:34:38,704 Carcer... 483 00:34:39,897 --> 00:34:43,332 When are you gonna tell me who this is all for? 484 00:34:43,930 --> 00:34:45,626 When everyone's dead. 485 00:34:48,600 --> 00:34:50,395 SPEAKING ALIEN LANGUAGE... 486 00:34:58,065 --> 00:35:00,557 - Taxes? - Taxes. 487 00:35:01,620 --> 00:35:03,354 Our first arrest. 488 00:35:05,870 --> 00:35:07,760 We didn't go in there for this. 489 00:35:11,477 --> 00:35:13,565 At least we know what this is now. 490 00:35:13,957 --> 00:35:17,354 But Carcer knows there's a sword too, and he'll be looking for it. 491 00:35:17,439 --> 00:35:20,043 Maybe Skimmer can tell us more. Help us find him. 492 00:35:20,128 --> 00:35:22,042 I'm very happy to interrogate him. 493 00:35:22,364 --> 00:35:26,199 - Interview, you mean? - Yes, of course. That too. 494 00:35:35,199 --> 00:35:36,474 "We're outside." 495 00:35:41,552 --> 00:35:43,167 "You should come out too. 496 00:35:43,431 --> 00:35:45,612 "Sorry. Should have made that clear on the first." 497 00:35:49,735 --> 00:35:53,220 "Unless you'd rather we did this in there. 498 00:35:53,305 --> 00:35:55,287 "Just thinking of the mess." 499 00:36:10,532 --> 00:36:13,798 So you're The Watch. 500 00:36:19,571 --> 00:36:20,696 Sorry. 501 00:36:21,036 --> 00:36:22,626 We were meant to be undercover. 502 00:36:22,736 --> 00:36:24,411 What were you doing in our building? 503 00:36:25,517 --> 00:36:27,306 Tax inspection. 504 00:36:27,797 --> 00:36:29,572 We'd gotten word that a member of your guild 505 00:36:29,657 --> 00:36:31,993 called Inigo Skimmer has been working off the books. 506 00:36:32,267 --> 00:36:33,712 Undeclared income is a serious... 507 00:36:33,797 --> 00:36:37,592 You think he'd declare the money he was given to kill his own boss? 508 00:36:38,717 --> 00:36:40,635 Only the Thieves' Guild would be so cheap 509 00:36:40,720 --> 00:36:43,173 as to pay in a dead currency like Morporkian dollars. 510 00:36:43,357 --> 00:36:45,549 They've had a contract out on me ever since I accused that 511 00:36:45,633 --> 00:36:47,813 little prick Urdo of being a virgin. 512 00:36:47,898 --> 00:36:50,032 Urdo, head of the Thieves' Guild? 513 00:36:51,016 --> 00:36:53,072 And he absolutely is a virgin. 514 00:36:53,461 --> 00:36:56,072 Also, he knows that it is illegal 515 00:36:56,157 --> 00:36:58,753 for one guild's members to attack another's. 516 00:36:59,001 --> 00:37:01,110 So in a way, I should thank you. 517 00:37:01,437 --> 00:37:02,736 You've given me all I need 518 00:37:02,821 --> 00:37:04,393 to have him banished from the council. 519 00:37:04,477 --> 00:37:07,126 And then we'll have no one between us and Vetinari. 520 00:37:07,229 --> 00:37:08,504 Now, where was I? 521 00:37:09,173 --> 00:37:10,608 Oh, yes. 522 00:37:13,153 --> 00:37:15,978 It's illegal for one guild's member to attack another's? 523 00:37:16,598 --> 00:37:19,829 We're in the Musicians' Guild. Come on, licences, quick. 524 00:37:31,040 --> 00:37:32,113 And you? 525 00:37:32,197 --> 00:37:34,713 Why don't you go back to hiding in that cupboard? 526 00:37:34,899 --> 00:37:38,488 Our guild rules state we can audition affiliate members anytime, anywhere. 527 00:37:38,573 --> 00:37:40,345 She doesn't have an instrument. 528 00:37:49,431 --> 00:37:53,072 ♪ How do they rise 529 00:37:54,735 --> 00:37:59,915 ♪ All of those angels 530 00:38:00,454 --> 00:38:04,665 ♪ How do they rise 531 00:38:12,016 --> 00:38:16,344 - ♪ They lift their heads up - ♪ They lift their heads up 532 00:38:23,153 --> 00:38:27,423 ♪ They rise up 533 00:38:34,743 --> 00:38:36,033 Oh. 534 00:38:36,117 --> 00:38:39,274 Seems you're far better musicians than police officers. 535 00:38:39,462 --> 00:38:40,712 I'll see you soon... 536 00:38:41,314 --> 00:38:42,589 Captain. 537 00:38:51,461 --> 00:38:53,752 Remember what I told you about the finger? 538 00:38:54,009 --> 00:38:55,284 This finger? 539 00:39:03,836 --> 00:39:06,039 I heard you singing it in your sleep. 540 00:39:07,785 --> 00:39:09,100 I liked it. 541 00:39:19,844 --> 00:39:21,119 She liked it. 542 00:39:23,680 --> 00:39:26,596 If you let The Watch arrest everyone who evades tax... 543 00:39:26,681 --> 00:39:31,790 The city will be in a far better position to defend itself. 544 00:39:32,157 --> 00:39:35,518 There is a dragon at large and keeping it at bay 545 00:39:35,603 --> 00:39:36,971 will be very expensive. 546 00:39:37,056 --> 00:39:38,743 Not to mention the cost 547 00:39:38,828 --> 00:39:41,915 of the clean-up operations after its attack. 548 00:39:42,610 --> 00:39:44,393 Strange times. 549 00:39:44,853 --> 00:39:47,424 One extinct species returning to stalk the sky... 550 00:39:47,509 --> 00:39:49,721 You'll be glad to hear I've raised the bounty. 551 00:39:49,806 --> 00:39:51,611 and another, suddenly waking up 552 00:39:51,696 --> 00:39:54,473 to responsibilities it's never taken seriously before. 553 00:39:56,134 --> 00:39:58,753 I look forward to hearing what sanctions you'll take against the Thieves' Guild 554 00:39:58,837 --> 00:40:00,806 for their outrageous transgression. 555 00:40:02,050 --> 00:40:03,445 My Lord. 556 00:40:11,970 --> 00:40:13,245 Vimes... 557 00:40:14,290 --> 00:40:15,978 as of this moment, 558 00:40:16,063 --> 00:40:21,665 you will officially cease to pursue any further enquiries. 559 00:40:22,298 --> 00:40:23,753 Sir, um... 560 00:40:24,181 --> 00:40:26,913 Carcer is going to keep looking for the sword 561 00:40:27,228 --> 00:40:29,235 and that dragon's gonna keep on feeding. 562 00:40:29,376 --> 00:40:30,439 Undoubtedly. 563 00:40:30,524 --> 00:40:32,463 But if the Assassins' Guild 564 00:40:32,548 --> 00:40:35,134 were to learn there's a means of controlling it... 565 00:40:35,552 --> 00:40:37,307 They'd want to keep it for themselves. 566 00:40:37,753 --> 00:40:41,032 "Officially" cease to pursue. 567 00:40:43,399 --> 00:40:45,986 Is this one of those situations where you want me to do 568 00:40:46,071 --> 00:40:51,243 the exact opposite of what you just told me to do? 569 00:40:51,465 --> 00:40:53,313 I don't know, Vimes. 570 00:40:54,259 --> 00:40:55,610 Is it? 571 00:41:06,030 --> 00:41:08,126 Something wrong with your hand, Vimes? 572 00:41:08,513 --> 00:41:10,438 No, Sir. No. Nothing at all. 573 00:41:12,875 --> 00:41:15,454 Sync corrections by srjanapala 42072

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