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(Eileen) Previously on The Real Housewives of Beverly Hills...

I thought that this would be just a playful way of...

- Bringing everybody... - Bringing everybody together.

I've planned a big scavenger hunt around Beverly Hills.

I just love playing games.

I was thinking of printing T-shirts

- saying "Dream Team." - Great.

She's such a nice person, Eileen.

I really like her.

When she invited us to lunch the other day,

like, I just felt like it wasn't her business.

You don't even have a relationship

with each other anymore.

You're... all this history.

We did a couple of weeks ago.

Eileen, please just stay out of this.

People need to mind their own biz-wax.

I think Kim's an addict,

and everybody's trying to protect her.

I don't know if she has a support system,

so I'm just asking questions.

She's taking pain pills. She's taking something.

Have I seen her smoke, take a pill, or drink?

I haven't.

Does Kyle realize that her sister's

in this kind of trouble?

Does anyone not?

[upbeat music]

Throw me to the wolves,

and I shall return leading the pack.

Character isn't what you have; it's who you are.

You've heard a lot about me,

but it's only true when it comes from my lips.

I'm not a bitch, but I've played one on TV.

I've been rich, and I've been famous,

but happiness beats them both.

I'd rather spending my life kicking ass than kissing it.

Planes and yachts are nice, but my happiness starts at home.

Hi there.

Welcome.

(Yolanda) Is this it?

(man) He take your car, and we will begin.

When the girls are here,

I kind of want to do my own little speech...

- Absolutely. - Naturally.

- Before you guys get on it. - Great.

After all this stuff that's been going on this past week,

I think it's really important

for us to just set all issues aside and work together,

do something fun,

completely different than anything we've ever done.

Did you get T-shirts for everyone?

- Yes. - Okay.

It's a really important time

for us to really start looking at each other

in a different way.

Okay, we're here. Let's be very positive.

Camille?

It is Camille.

Let me look at you. You look good.

(Lisa R) You never know who's gonna show up.

I mean, you know, here we are doing this race

in the middle of Beverly Hills,

and Obama could show up.

I don't know.

So we are obviously all divided in teams,

but I don't know... I didn't make the teams.

Oh, the Dream Team.

The Dream Team? We're back to that?

Well, at least everybody's on the Dream Team this time.

- Do you have a heart, Brandi? - Yes, I do.

Brandi and Lisa got a heart.

Yes, my team. The Dream Team.

- I made it. - You made it.

Nice to meet you. Welcome.

Nice to meet you. I'm Lynn.

Hi!

Well, you might as well just get ready.

You're probably on that team. What team?

(Lisa R) Well, maybe with her.

Let's just make our own team.

Come, girls. Let's just sit around in a circle.

- Okay. - All right.

Today is gonna be about having fun,

but more so about solving problems together.

All I know is that I'm gonna work together with my group,

and I want to win.

So can we find out what team we're in?

Yes.

Welcome to the fantastic Beverly Hills race.

[cheers and applause]

We're gonna divide you into teams.

We'll give you the first of a series of clues.

Never guess in this game. You have a map.

Solve a puzzle. Finish it.

It'll be the name of a location.

Go to that location.

- Find the next clue. - I don't wanna...

And teams say, "Look, there's the clue."

I wanted my day to be a little more relaxing.

I've been just too sick.

There's no way I can go running

around the streets of Beverly Hills.

So on and so on and so on until you reach the finish line.

Is it who gets there first?

In this game, there are penalties.

The quickest team

does reach the finish line first

if they have no penalties.

I actually like scavenger hunts.

I mean, who would think I like a scavenger hunt?

I did one in fancy cars in Vancouver,

and then I did a boat one.

You're on foot for the rest of the day.

No Uber, no taxis, no Segways.

- No, not that! - Yes!

All right, Kyle is going to be the captain of team number one.

You wanted sleeves or without?

Eileen is the captain of team number two.

I get mine.

And Yolanda is the captain of team number three.

Ready, always.

Now, Bob and I are going to pick at random your teammates.

[all groan]

- Oh, no! It's awful! - Yes, yes, oh, yes.

And our first player on team one is Brandi.

Brandi Glanville, very nice. Go over to team one.

Brandi, Brandi, you are the next contestant.

[bleep] hilarious.

I'm feeling so warm and fuzzy inside right now.

Let me just go out there and get real close.

So, we've got Kyle, Brandi, and Camille on team one.

Eileen, Kim, and Lynn on team two.

Um, okay.

Every time I see Eileen, you know, I think I don't like her.

Not like her... I said, I don't dislike her,

and I don't like her.

- Hi. - Lynn.

But I can handle this.

Yolanda, Lisa, and Lisa are on team three.

[laughing] Okay.

- Is everyone ready to go? - Yes!

Now open your envelopes and begin!

The race has begun.

It's Pig Latin. It's Pig Latin.

- Oh, okay. - It's backwards.

Only blacks.

- "Run... to..." - "Location."

"Location."

"Unlock the lock box with the right password."

So we get to the lock box,

and then the next thing will be there.

Where's the location at? Where's the location at?

Oh, of course. Let's go!

Where's Burton Way?

Let's go. They're going the wrong way.

I'm not gonna follow them.

I used to live on that street, go!

- Come on, girls, let's go. - It's a short distance.

I'm very competitive. Wait, I'm very normally...

I'm not, like, weird competitive.

Burton Way, how come...

Oh, I know where it is. Okay.

Like... I'm not, like, I'm gonna put drugs in your coffee to win.

- Oh, I see. - Oh, yeah, it's the lockbox.

Guys! Yolanda!

"P-A-S-S." Pass.

It's got to go right.

I figured out that safe code really quickly.

Boom, boom, bang.

We're gonna beat them to a pulp!

We walk to A. Ice Cream Lab.

Go to location A. Ice Cream Lab.

You must order and finish a milk shake as a team

to reach your next clue.

- Okay, this is fun. - Not really.

Try "P-A-S-S."

No, one more.

They [bleep] got it.

- [bleep]! - Oh, my God.

[bleep], [bleep], what do we do?

Okay, let's go. Don't forget our stuff.

- Let's go. - This is really bad.

What if it's not on this paper, but it is, right?

I think it has to be. "Pass"?

Why is that in quotes?

I have no problem dealing with Kyle.

I have zero problem compartmentalizing,

putting things on shelves.

So if we have a problem, I can put it up here

and work together as a team to get to an end result.

We're gonna have to make up for this big time on this part.

- Yeah. - I know.

- We have to wait for her. - There's the Paley.

My knee is shot. I just can't run anymore.

Oh, okay. No worries.

I'd rather you guys just...

You know what, we gotta go as a team.

So that's cool.

This is a "team" effort.

We're all working "together."

- Where is the ice cream place? - Right in here?

She's thinking you can't even walk anymore, right?

No, I can walk.

I just... I'm not gonna hurt my knees to win a game.

- Welcome to the Ice Cream Lab. - Thank you.

What flavor milk shake can I get you?

Uh, chocolate.

We don't have to take the shake, do we?

But then how would you know where you go next?

I lost the envelope. Do you have the envelope?

Here.

No, but we lost our envelope, envelope.

Oh, the black thing?

- I'll go get it. - Okay, yeah.

You guys wait for me. I'll go there.

I'll meet you on the corner.

Let's just go to lunch.

Try "pass" in quotations.

- Oh, my God! - Ugh!

[sighs] That flipping lock.

I tried "pass" in the beginning

when I said, "Why is it in quotes?"

But I was like... I even tried spelling pass with three "S" es.

Did you see my envelope here?

I didn't leave my envelope here?

Oh, [bleep].

Uh-oh.

We're on the wrong track.

Guys! It's gone.

Shake looks awesome.

Try it? Thanks.

Should we go this way?

No, no, no, go straight.

Come on, let's go!

He said don't drive, remember?

Yeah.

Let's run.

Oh, oh, oh, oh.

(all) Ahhh!

Yes, that's a good shake.

So we gotta go south to Rodeo...

Oh, wait here. Wait, wait, wait, wait.

We've got to go down here.

We're close. This is Rodeo.

[sighs]

Okay, next.

"Your next... location

is on S.F."

Sugarfina?

Go to location S.F., Sugarfina.

Your next clue will reside in a candy cube.

Make sure you open the correct cube

to avoid penalties.

Is that near Rodeo...

Oh, my God, look at those dresses!

Here it is.

Oh, I like that bag.

Can we just do this in Neiman Marcus next time?

Yolanda, have you had any better ideas lately?

Isn't this fun?

I don't really characterize running around in the heat

through streets of Beverly Hills as bonding.

Oh, Ice Cream Lab. Here it is.

(man) Give me a flavor of milk shake [indistinct].

- Pick something. - Oh, any shake?

- Any shake. - A chocolate shake.

- Hello, sugar. - Oh, hello, sugar.

Hi, ladies. Welcome to Sugarfina.

Every cube you open that is empty,

your team receives ten additional minutes.

Oh, this one.

"Find the surprise in the gold surprise ball."

- Those are silver. - Those are silver.

Those are silver balls.

Oh, there it is.

Oh.

Ah.

Can we have two more straws, please?

You guys can do it.

This is where the teambuilding happens.

Oh, I can drink it.

I am sorry.

I am not putting my mouth on a straw

where Brandi's mouth has been.

Would you?

Oh, my God, we don't have to finish.

I can't have you open that till you finish your milk shake.

- [bleep] that. - Okay, I'm gonna get it ready.

She's thinner than me.

You drink it and let me have that.

- Oh. - Ah, there we go!

- Okay. - Okay, what is it?

"Your fortune-teller miracle fish..."

The only thing that I see in the ball

is this fish made out of paper,

and I think, that's the clue?

Where would you go to have fish?

You could get fish at Villa Blanca,

but that's disgusting,

and that's not what we're about right now.

Brain freeze!

(man) And we're set.

The letter F is Sugarfina, which is right here.

Think we should keep moving forward,

and I think the next place is, like, right down the street.

If we don't know where we're going,

what's the point of leaving?

We don't know what we're doing.

This could be a fatal mistake.

I still don't know Kim very well,

but I get the feeling this is kind of her deal.

She basically just does what she wants to do

when she wants to do it.

Hi, are you the Ice Cream Lab?

Hi. What flavor milk shake would you guys like?

Chocolate.

But I don't like Chocolate. Do you?

I've never met anybody

that doesn't like a chocolate shake.

I mean, for goodness sake, take one for the team.

Lisa Rinna, I have an opinion.

Yes or no, do you like chocolate?

- I do. - Okay, chocolate it is.

Hi.

- Oh, [bleep]. - Hi.

Lisa, I asked you, vanilla...

You voted chocolate. I said vanilla.

I said I don't like chocolate.

I hate these clues. I hate the game.

I hate the whole thing.

You were greedy.

You didn't want to do vanilla, now...

You wanted chocolate, I wanted vanilla,

so you better drink it.

(Kyle) Coming up...

[overlapping talking]

The Vanderpump rules are meant to be broken.

Yes, I got it. Yes, yes!

"Your fortune-teller miracle fish..."

Where would you go to have fish?

I think we should keep moving forward.

I think the next place is, like, right down the street.

We don't know what we're doing.

This could be a fatal mistake.

Hi, how are you?

- Oh, [bleep]. - Hi.

- You got it. - Hi.

Hi. Do you have something for us?

- Yeah! - There we go!

- Thank you. - What I like.

Come on, let's do a threesome.

[overlapping talking]

Go, all right. You can open your clue.

Is this it?

No, it doesn't look like it.

Read us the clue, the clue, the clue.

This is it. It's in here.

- How do you know? - I just know.

- It's in here. - There we go.

(all) "Find the surprise in the gold surprise ball."

(Lisa V) Where's Sugarfina?

- Lisa... - This killing me.

I know, but you love me anyway.

No, I don't.

Okay, I know you don't love me.

I thought maybe because of this

you've learned to love me.

It has to be something on here.

What's a fish? What's a fish?

What's on Rodeo? It's wrong.

We shouldn't be guessing.

Kim was the one who suggested that we move on without a clue,

and now she wants to go back?

Really?

I can't. My knee-

There's a gold surprise ball.

Okay.

Okay, what is this?

Oh, pop, champagne? I'm scared.

[pop] - Aghh!

And there was nothing in the first one.

Is there something in this? That little thing?

Ow!

- I've got it. - "Go to location E."

E is Villa Blanca.

Go to location E, Villa Blanca,

and drop the right name to gain entrance.

- So let's go this way. - God.

Wait, do you know where that is?

Yes, I got it. I got it.

- Ahhh! - Lisa, go.

Yes, yes, yes.

You're breaking the rules.

I have a rule about breaking rules.

The Vanderpump rules are meant to be broken.

Can we catch a ride?

- Can we catch a ride? - Can we get a ride?

[overlapping talking]

Now I'm really mad.

I'm a poor loser.

I think it's okay.

You know what? We don't care anymore!

Okay, "go to location E."

Really?

Here we go. Let's go.

Eileen!

Ugh. Like, ugh!

You got something for us?

Are we supposed to talk to you?

You have to be on the list to get in here.

But you need to go stand with those ladies.

- Thank you, sir. - Aggressive Spice.

I... You guys go. I'll meet you there.

- Okay. - Just, go, go.

If you walk backwards, is it better?

No, my knees are gone. Please go.

Get it.

- I got it. - You got it?

"Go to location E."

- Thank you. - Bye.

- Do you like our outfits? - I do like your outfits.

She keeps on bringing up the outfits.

So let's look at the outfits. I think that's a clue.

- Money. - A crank.

It's a weight. It's a weight.

- Hello. - Money.

- That looks like the sun. - There's money.

I mean, clearly, someone's never fixed a tire.

I made it myself.

It's a jack.

- A jack? - Jack Nicholson.

Jack Nicholson.

- What is it?

- Jack Nicholson. - Thank you.

- [bleep]. - See? Oh, my God!

Welcome! Welcome!

Ladies...

You are the first two teams to arrive.

[cheers and applause] - Congratulations.

Being on the same team with Kim was difficult.

It was just like two steps forward and five steps back.

Like, okay, you coming, you not coming?

You coming, you not coming?

Oh my God. What is the time?

So, hi.

- Excuse me. - HI.

- There's a line. - We've been waiting.

You have to get in line.

Okay, wait, you have...

What is this on your shirt?

Can I have your shirt? Do I change shirts with you?

Do you have anything in your purses for us?

Let's go, come on.

I don't care what game we're playing.

This is my restaurant, and I need to get inside.

(man) Congratulations, guys!

(Kyle) You're just getting here?

How was your bonding with Camille and Brandi today?

- I think it was really fun. - We focused on the game.

We were just flying and trying to survive and get to this win.

And, Brandi, did you and Kyle bond?

We put our differences aside and focused on the game.

I don't there is anything

that Kyle could ever say to me that can make up

for the bull [bleep], [bleep] that she's pulled.

This was a very close game.

The first two teams crossed the finish line in a tie.

Team three, it has been verified,

took another vehicle,

an alternate form of transportation.

Tour bus. You didn't say tour bus.

- We said no nothing... - You got on a tour bus?

- Lisa getting on the bike... - I got it.

Riding in the street, one penalty.

And then we get in the tour bus, second penal...

We had so many penalties at that point.

It was the most fun of the day.

She made the day.

We really should have just ditched the whole effort

and gone shopping.

Team number one has a ten-minute penalty.

- Is this it? - No, doesn't look like it.

That puts them at 3:49.

You came in at 3:39.

Dream Team number two, you are the winners.

[cheers and applause]

Team number three, please come up for your bronze medals.

Congratulations. Well done.

We were a bunch of losers.

Big L on the forehead. Losers.

- Come on up. - Come on up.

Here we go. Congratulations.

Nicely done.

(Kyle) I will say this,

that in having Brandi on my team

made me want to run a lot faster.

But it's gonna take a lot more than a scavenger hunt

to fix Brandi's and my problems.

- Thank you. - Congratulations.

Well done, guys. Let's hear it...

- Unbelievable! - For first place.

Whoo, whoo, whoo, whoo!

Okay, I'm not gonna brag.

Yes, I am. We won!

Okay, listen, girls.

Thank you so much. I had such a good time.

Yolanda, everybody... Lisa, so great to see you.

Lisa, Lisa, the both Lisas.

- Thanks for your help. - It was fun.

We all played... Did so well together.

Yeah, it was great. Good job. Bye, guys.

Lisa, come and sit here.

Why? I'm good here.

'Cause we're gonna do one more game.

Another game?

I got one more, and it's really cool.

So, I'm gonna give you all an envelope,

and it's teamwork.

Let's make one word out of it.

Right.

- I have an A. - I have an M.

- I have an S.

America.

Amsterdam!

Yes!

[all cheering]

Yolanda, I... I've never been.

I'm so excited.

Are you serious? We're really going?

We're going to go see my mom and my brother.

Amsterdam, here we come.

I'll take you guys on a little boat

through the canals and see...

[cheering]

We get to smoke pot!

[cheers and applause]

So we could go and just smoke pot there...

Legal, yeah.

It'd be rude not to.

I have been known to smoke a joint

and kind of end up spread-eagle

on the billiard table laughing my socks off.

Hysterical giggles when I smoke it,

but I haven't done it for years, so maybe it's time.

I'll do it if you do it.

- I'm in. - It's legal.

I could only imagine what Lisa V

is like when she's taking a toke.

[inhales]

"Darling, you know what I could go for right now?

"Peanut butter and Giggy.

Sex monster, oh!"

It's amazing... where there's hookers in windows.

I love Amsterdam.

- Me too. - Well, cheers.

- Here's to our trip. - Wow.

- Really excited. - I am so happy.

[cheering]

(Kyle) Coming up...

I am not trying to take down your sobriety.

I was concerned about you.

Drop it now.

Alberto, can you help me, please, with the dishwasher?

It's broken.

Every time I put a program on it,

it starts beeping and all the water doesn't go out.

Can you check it later for me?

- Yep. - Okay, thank you, Alberto.

I'm so excited to bring all the girls

to my home country.

Sometimes, I feel like they look at me,

and I'm so black and white,

and I say things as it is.

I might not always be that diplomatic.

And it is because they don't understand my culture,

because in my culture, that's just the way we're brought up.

[ringing]

- Hi, Mommy. - [speaking native language]

[speaking native language]

David has a foundation called the David Foster Foundation.

It takes care of families with children

that need organ donor transplants,

and there is a big charity event in Calgary.

I really wanted the girls to experience a night like that

and see what a beautiful cause it is.

Yeah.

Bye, Mommy. Love you, bye.

Hi, mamacita... Ahh!

It's Portia.

Why do you have all that makeup on again?

I told you not to do that.

You have to wash all that off.

Okay.

Sophia, can you please make the matzo balls?

Yeah, I don't know how to, but I can try.

These?

I just bought that kind you make, yeah.

And so while I'm gone, will you just make sure

Portia's hair doesn't look like sticking up everywhere?

Like, I have to get myself ready first.

No, I know. You get yourself ready and then do her hair,

because otherwise Dad will send her out to school

with her hair like this.

I don't want her going to school like that, please.

I'm lucky if she brushes her teeth.

Don't tell him I said that.

I'm so excited, though,

except I'm a wee bit little nervous.

Yeah, Dad's staying, right?

Dad's staying.

I have to ask the girls to help me.

Mauricio is not the best help around the house.

Let's just be honest.

You seriously don't know how to do laundry?

Have you ever done laundry?

In my life?

So you will be the one in charge of everything

just while I'm gone, to be clear.

[both chuckle]

Your dad can hold down the fort, right?

Delilah and Lorena, will you guys come here?

Now let's go over the schedule for next week.

How many days are you going to be there?

I'm going for five days and five nights.

Someone's got the orthodontist.

[indistinct]

Back-to-school night for Delilah on October 2nd.

Mm-hmm.

Very important for Harry to go to.

He has to go to that on Thursday night.

And I think you're spending the night

- one of these nights. - Okay.

And I feel like it's Wednesday.

Who runs the show?

Me and Lorena.

If it were left to Harry, I don't know what would happen.

Let me talk to you about your schedule next week.

I'm overly concerned and protective.

I don't really need to be.

I could probably walk out the door.

Everyone would survive fine and be much happier for it.

Lady, you need to get your shots so that you can get a license.

- You see her face? - Look at her.

She's like, "I don't care."

So are you super excited about going to Amsterdam

with all the girls?

I am.

It's gonna be an interesting trip.

I feel bad that my cleanse is ending Saturday at midnight,

or Sunday at 12:01 a.m.

I just think it's not gonna be the way

you would like to maybe spend in Amsterdam.

Listen, if they decide to go smoke pot or something crazy,

I'll take Kim and we'll go break the law.

My main concern for Kim is just that it's all around you,

and if we're all doing it,

it just could be really, really uncomfortable.

I don't know if she's strong enough yet for this.

Calgary is gonna be freezing,

and then we go to Amsterdam, it's gonna be, like, 70s.

They all are wearing long dresses,

and I don't have a long black tie dress.

So this is the one I was thinking I would wear.

- I mean, I love it. - It's a standout.

It is, but I wore it for something,

like, eight years ago.

So what?

I don't even know if I fit in it still.

I love that. You're gonna repurpose it?

If they're all long, and I have to wear this,

then they're gonna get all pissy.

But they don't have your legs.

Five night outfits, five day outfits.

That's ten outfits.

- Rain coat, okay. - I didn't know you had that.

- I'm gonna steal that. - It's from Target.

- Oh. - No.

- This one night. - Where's that from?

Stella McCartney.

That's so cute.

If I'm flying all the way to Amsterdam,

I better have a good time.

Amsterdam, this group of women.

Right?

This is what I'm thinking for the black tie.

It's real simple, but it's really fitted.

And I wanna be just real classic and,

you know, hi, I'm not trying too hard.

No, yeah, that's really cute.

But I'm fabulous.

Oh, my goodness.

I don't like to fly.

I mean, I don't know how big her plane is,

but it makes me...

There's a lot of us going, so it's got to be pretty big.

Good morning, guys.

Oh, hi!

How are you?

Good.

How are you?

A little nervous.

- About what? - She doesn't like to fly.

Oh, my God.

So do we wait for the other girls?

Or what are we doing?

Oh, you know what, let's just go without 'em.

Right.

So Lisa Vanderpump isn't coming.

- No, she's coming tomorrow. - Oh.

She's going to Holland with Eileen.

It's too bad that Lisa Vanderpump

and Eileen can't make it.

I mean, they're working,

but I really, really was hoping to share

this really big part of our life with them.

I'm not saying anything. I'm not saying hello.

To Lisa Rinna?

She's been talking behind me. From everything, I'm hearing it.

Kim's pissed because I told her what Lisa Rinna

and I had talked about at our lunch.

So the first thing she said when she sat down is...

She's like, "Why is everybody pretending

that Kim's sober when she's not?"

Because of the one pill thing,

she said that it makes you not sober.

She wants to know if you have a sponsor

and if you have sober friends.

I just felt like I was put in a really messed-up place,

and I just wanted you to know

before we all go on a trip together

that this is clearly a conversation

she's having with people.

It felt like it needed to get said to Kim

and not behind her back.

- Hi. - How are you?

- Hi, how are you? - Hi.

These are personal questions.

I don't think it's anybody's business

where I went to treatment and if I have a sponsor.

My program, my sobriety is my business.

If somebody thinks me taking that pill

the other night makes me not sober in their eyes,

then that's completely their opinion and their problem.

I was in pain. I took it.

It definitely didn't agree with me,

but to me, that doesn't make me not sober today.

If she really had a concern she would have come to me,

because that's what people do.

We have Wi-Fi, right?

Trash mag or you want GQ?

No, thank you.

Yolanda, both our daughters are in The Hollywood Inquirer.

- Both daughters? - I know. I saw that.

Her first deal was a $36 million...

Kyle?

(Lisa R) Kim, are you okay?

Kim, are you mad at me?

You worry about your own family.

Stop talking about me.

I don't drink.

I don't take drugs that I shouldn't.

- Okay. - End of story.

So please stop talking about me.

The anger, I don't understand.

Explain to me the anger.

I have worked very hard for my sobriety

to let somebody take it down and try to defame that.

I am not trying to take down your sobriety.

I was concerned about you.

And now I'm asking you to drop it.

I don't owe anybody an explanation.

I've been around this block before.

I don't need to play games.

I don't need to lie to anybody.

You're as sick as your secrets, my friend.

- I saw you. - I do not drink,

and I do not abuse any prescription medications.

- My apologies. - Thank you.

You've already said that. We're done, please.

I... I'm sorry.

Drop it now!

Okay.

I cannot believe that Kim

is screaming at Lisa on this plane,

and we're sitting here with Babyface.

I'm mortified right now.

But I saw in that car was one time.

I don't wanna hear any more. I don't wanna hear any more.

Thank you. No more.

I feel like a scolded child.

I am coming from a good place.

I am not a hurtful, mean person.

I don't get mad at people.

I don't raise my voice.

I'm nice.

Why are you hiding behind your coat?

Are you scared?

These things make me uncomfortable.

I'm trapped on a little plane, and it makes me uncomfortable.

I feel like I'm caught in the crossfire.

I can understand Kim feeling defensive.

I just think she's going about it the wrong way.

Why don't you wait until we land, maybe?

(Brandi) Coming up...

[cheers and applause]

I've been to a lot of charity events,

and this one, I have to say,

is quite spectacular.

Steven Tyler!

[cheers and applause]

- Where's the Chanel boots? - Here, Miss Lisa.

Huh? Oh, this is beautiful. Yeah.

And there's a black Versace dress with zips.

This dress? Black Versace?

That's nice. It is.

The black Moschino coat with the gold buttons.

Black Moschino coat with gold buttons.

Pink pussy bow shirt.

Shall I leave my pink pussy here,

or shall I take it with me?

I think probably the only thing

that Ken doesn't want me to take is my pink pussy bow shirt.

But I love it, and it's Dolce & Gabbana's new collection,

and it's going to Amsterdam.

But this could be when I'm walking down the canal,

and I'm smoking pot and...

[chuckles]

I could have a little puff.

[laughter]

(Ken) Stay off the pot.

[indistinct]

Okay.

Jesse, come here a second.

(Jesse) Oh, she needs me.

(man) Yeah, good luck.

I have never gotten on a plane without you

since you were born.

Yeah.

You don't care?

No, not really.

I've travelled all over the world,

so I've taken him everywhere with me.

Are you gonna miss me?

Yeah, but I'll get over it.

That's mean.

It happened naturally because I was breastfeeding

for a couple years, and then I just got carried away.

Wow, looks like a tornado hit the place.

I know.

Go do your thing.

How you gonna pack this into...

Honey, I'm already... I don't know, and I'm overpacking.

Do you need help?

Yes. I need to talk to you.

Okay, these are his vitamins now.

It's just one vitamin and a probiotic.

Instead of the six vitamins, okay?

I've let it go on for far too long,

not travelling without my son.

It's time to let him be on his own with his dad.

Ugh. It's terrifying.

You're gonna have to bring his sneakers and flip-flops.

You really have to write that down for me?

[laughs] Yes.

Am I five years old?

14 years of experience, and you're...

This is so sad.

You got to leave a list, people.

Even though you've been doing the same thing the same way

every God damn day.

Every day you have to pack him a lunch,

and then on Tuesdays and Thursdays,

he needs to have trunks and a towel.

You have to leave the list so that, you know,

they can kind of refer to the list or crumple it up

and throw it in the trash.

Housekeepers come on Wednesday.

Why don't we skip the housekeepers while I'm here?

No.

- I'm very, very neat. - No.

Don't worry so much, okay? I'll take care of everything.

(Eileen) As soon as I leave,

you're gonna forget everything I've said.

(Vince) That's not true.

(Yolanda) Are you ready?

Hi.

You look gorgeous.

Hey. What a cute room.

- Hi. - Hello.

- Oh, you look gorgeous. - Thank you.

Hello, beautiful.

You look so beautiful.

Is this dressy enough?

Yeah, it's gorgeous.

Oh, is that a jumpsuit?

- It's stunning. - Oh.

Gorgeous.

All right, let's go because we're late.

Where are the others?

I don't think they're ready.

- They're not ready? - Nope.

- Are they riding with us? - They're not. No.

I don't think so. I don't think they're ready.

I hope that the conversation this morning,

I hope it didn't set the tone for our trip.

No, we're not gonna allow that to happen.

I hope not too, because I certainly,

I mean, don't want... I let it go.

I'm done.

I got the message loud and [bleep] clear.

You know?

She just wanted to put a top on it

and say, "Okay, enough."

You know, "I've been good ever since that, so let's just..."

And you know what? I totally respect that.

I don't like when my sister

puts me in these uncomfortable situations.

And I told Kim, "If you feel this way,

"you should say it to Lisa.

"You don't need to be worried about me.

And if you have any concern, talk to me privately."

No, I've seen Harry's brothers just die.

What did he die of?

Alcoholism and drug use.

- Two brothers? - Two brothers.

So it's a little bit of a hot topic for me, you know?

I'm a little sensitive to it.

How long has Harry been sober?

Harry's been sober three years.

After two brothers dying,

that's probably when he said, "No more."

I think it just woke him up,

and in his mind he said,

"You know what? I have to stop this."

Because, I mean, it goes back hundreds of years.

It's a true illness, you know?

Addiction is a disease.

And it's very much so in Harry's family's DNA.

- He had to break the circle. - For your daughters, right?

He had to break the circle, absolutely.

I have so much admiration for my husband

the day that he decided to no longer drink,

because he had just stood over his brother's dead body

and had to identify him.

And so from that day forward,

he made the decision to just change his destiny.

Everybody's been a little affected by it in some way,

whether it's, you know, a family member or yourself.

(Lisa R) Yeah.

After Harry stopped drinking,

life changed because he just changed,

because he just made a choice to live a different way.

(Yolanda) You came from a good place.

(Kyle) Yes.

Sorry. I'm sorry, I'm really late.

I mean, it's okay. It's not your fault.

(man) Thank you.

Hi, gorgeous.

- Hi, hello. - Hi!

You look gorgeous. How are you?

(Brandi) This event is incredible,

above and beyond anything that I'd been to in L.A.,

other than the Vanity Fair Oscar party.

I wouldn't expect anything less from the Fosters.

They're kind of, like, a little gangster.

Oh, my God, David was sitting here,

and I was, like, too busy chatting with you to say,

"Oh, hi."

You're so bad.

Oh, my goodness gracious.

I don't harbor resentment.

I'd rather get things out on the table.

So when I feel like I have to be bogged up

and not say what's on my mind, I get upset.

Hi, Kim.

And so, yeah, I snapped on the plane.

I was a bit more angry than hurt,

but I'm here for a charity, so that's first and foremost.

(Yolanda) I wanted to make a toast to my husband.

So everybody raise your glass and toast to my love.

When I walked to the limo tonight,

there was one gentleman that stopped me and said,

"Because of your husband,

my 33-year-old daughter saved somebody's life."

And I just got this great sense of pride

for my husband, who has already dedicated

26 years of his life to the David Foster Foundation.

The David Foster Foundation

provides financial aid for the entire family

of a child that is waiting for an organ transplant.

Tonight, I'm gonna give up $100,000.

- Whoo! - Wow.

That's $10,000 to each family, ten families.

We make sure that the family can be with the child,

and all their living expenses are paid for by the foundation

during this very difficult time in their life.

I've been given another gift in life,

and that was to come up here and meet David.

I know him as a musician and a peripheral visionary,

but tonight, to see the other side of him,

to see what this is all about, it's a gift.

And the only way to keep it is to give it away.

Wow.

So thank you for letting me be a part of this.

(man) What a great start. Thank you, Steven.

Steven [bleep] Tyler, are you kidding me?

One family, five years.

(man) $50,000 right there.

(Babyface) One family for seven years.

(man) $70,000.

Katie and Nicole, thank you so much.

Let's do a million dollars.

Oh!

Some people are donating $10,000,

some people are donating a million dollars

like it's nothing.

People are giving away money like hotcakes.

I mean, these people are making Beverly Hills people

seem like cheapskates.

(man) So we're gonna switch gears a little bit.

He's written so many hits for Toni Braxton, TLC.

This week, he has the number one record

with the Barbra Streisand record that he produced.

Number one in the world!

My God.

Without him, there'd be no Boyz II Men.

You don't have to sing it. It's okay. I'm gonna sing it.

(Lisa R) To have Babyface and Steven Tyler...

[vocalizing]

Jackie Evancho, angel voice.

Please welcome back to the stage,

your very own Canadian, Brett Kissel.

Gonna hear lots from you, buddy.

Yes, I've been to a lot of charity events,

and this one, I have to say, is quite spectacular.

This is America's true rock and roll icon.

Get ready to rock the joint.

Steven Tyler!

[cheers and applause]

This your hat?

[rock music]

♪♪ ♪♪

I am a very big fan of Steven Tyler,

bordering on stalker.

Steven Tyler just put his lips on mine.

Oh, my God, Mauricio is going to die.

Thanks to you in Calgary and all these people up here,

we raised and all-time high.

$8.2 million!

Considering the fact that David raised 50 million

over a 26-year period of time,

you know, that's a pretty extraordinary number,

if you think about it.

♪♪ ♪♪

(Eileen) Coming up...

Every time I'm ever late, you always make a big deal,

laughing and leave me.

Welcome to Amsterdam?

What is she talking about?

I don't even know where that just came from.

(Brandi) We're in Holland.

Bye, ladies. Thank you.

Thanks so much.

Thank you very much. Thank you.

It's fun to finally be in Holland.

I hear the shopping's really good.

Home, sweet home.

Whoo!

Kyle.

Oh, my God.

You guys, I left my rolling bag.

My jewelry is inside this bag.

It's not a child or anything, thank God,

but it is my jewelry.

Where did you leave it?

I left it when I... We first came out,

and then I went to the bathroom; I left it there.

I'm sure it's still there.

People don't steal things in Holland.

Listen, we don't have a [bleep] butler on this trip.

You've got to take care of your own bags.

Hold on, let me just check here really fast.

Wait one second.

Seriously?

I think we should get a coffee and wait for Kyle's bag.

You got it.

I got my bag.

Thank God. Let's go.

- So ridiculous. - Yes, you are.

[groans]

Oh, [bleep]! I'm having a lot of...

Oh, [bleep]. Oh, God.

We just had, like, a five-car pileup.

[screaming]

Oh, my God. Oh, my God.

Ow!

Mother[bleep]!

- Wait, [bleep]! - Jesus Christ!

I mean, I can't take you guys anywhere.

You should just not touch those.

Hey.

No, Kim got stuck at the top,

and we all, like, crashed.

(Kim) I didn't cause the pileup.

I looked back to check on her.

It was all over the board.

Oh, blame it on me?

We've been waiting for you for an hour and a half.

What do you mean? I didn't blame it on you.

Every time I'm ever late, you always make a big deal,

laughing and leave me.

What?

Wait... I'm sorry.

Why is it you're trying to find something wrong

in everything I do?

I apologized to everybody. I'm sorry I lost my bag.

I know, but when I do that,

"We can't wait, we can't wait."

You go on ahead and leave me, always.

What is she talking about?

I don't even know where that just came from.

(Kim) So frustrated.

There's no patience.

She so would have left. She does.

She just goes, and I'm like,

"Wait, wait, why didn't you wait for me?"

It wasn't the bag, and it wasn't waiting for Kyle.

It was things that had led up these last few days.

I don't get that.

There's times my sister's very supportive,

but as, like, the trip has progressed,

I just... I see her not being as supportive

as I would like her to be.

I don't know if she's tired or what,

but I am not gonna be dealing with that.

If you allow it to happen, she'll just keep doing it.

She's mean.

I didn't come all this way to fight with my sister.

Welcome to Amsterdam?

Oh, I'm so tired, I'm nauseous.

(Yolanda) Next time on The Real Housewives of Beverly Hills...

(Lisa R) Oh, it's gorgeous!

(Kyle) This is amazing.

(Kim) I love your country.

Oh my God, this is serious sexual stimulation.

Lisa.

[laughter]

You guys are the biggest hypocrites of all [bleep] time.

By the way, do you know why I said that you actually...

Aghh!

She's dangerous, and she just throws things out there.

Not [bleep] cool.

What is wrong with her?

- Don't touch my husband ever. - Just say, just say.

You never go near my husband!

Everybody will know.

You [bleep] never go after my [bleep] husband!

Everybody will know what you don't want.

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