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Would you like to inspect the original subtitles? These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:03,300 --> 00:00:05,376 - PREVIOUSLY ON THE REAL HOUSEWIVES OF BEVERLY HILLS... 2 00:00:05,400 --> 00:00:08,443 - I'D LIKE TO TRY TO DO THINGS THAT PEOPLE HAVE NO IDEA THAT... 3 00:00:08,467 --> 00:00:09,476 - YOU CAN DO IT. - I CAN DO. 4 00:00:09,500 --> 00:00:10,477 - RIGHT. 5 00:00:10,501 --> 00:00:11,776 - TO STAY RELEVANT, 6 00:00:11,800 --> 00:00:14,710 I REALLY HAVE HAD TO REINVENT MYSELF OVER AND OVER 7 00:00:14,734 --> 00:00:16,409 AND OVER AND OVER AGAIN. 8 00:00:16,433 --> 00:00:18,180 - ARE YOU STILL DOING DAYS AND THIS? 9 00:00:18,204 --> 00:00:19,543 - UM, NO. 10 00:00:19,567 --> 00:00:21,476 I JUST STARTED AIRING ON DAYS YESTERDAY, THOUGH. 11 00:00:21,500 --> 00:00:24,343 - DID YOU KILL ANYONE? - NO. NOT YET. 12 00:00:24,367 --> 00:00:26,810 BASICALLY, I GET PAID TO PRETEND. 13 00:00:26,834 --> 00:00:28,443 IT'S JUST CRAZY. 14 00:00:28,467 --> 00:00:32,109 - I HEARD THAT YOU'RE GONNA GET A STAR OR AN AWARD... 15 00:00:32,133 --> 00:00:33,110 - YES. - IN PALM SPRINGS. 16 00:00:33,134 --> 00:00:35,242 - YES. COME WITH ME. 17 00:00:35,266 --> 00:00:38,176 I DON'T WANT TO RUIN THIS INCREDIBLE OCCASION 18 00:00:38,200 --> 00:00:40,176 BY INVITING MY FRIENDS. 19 00:00:40,200 --> 00:00:42,476 - WHY DIDN'T YOU INVITE ME? I WISH I COULD HAVE BEEN THERE. 20 00:00:42,500 --> 00:00:44,409 - OH, IT WAS HOT. IT WAS 120 DEGREES. 21 00:00:44,433 --> 00:00:46,109 - THAT'S WHAT FRIENDS ARE FOR, HONEY. 22 00:00:46,133 --> 00:00:49,710 - THAT CAN GO IN THE GARAGE. - WHAT IS THAT? 23 00:00:49,734 --> 00:00:51,548 - MY STRIPPER POLE. - [laughs] 24 00:00:51,572 --> 00:00:53,343 - THERE'S A LOT WITH ME THAT'S CHANGED. 25 00:00:53,367 --> 00:00:55,576 JUST... I'M IN A DIFFERENT SPACE RIGHT NOW. 26 00:00:55,600 --> 00:00:57,476 I'M IN A HEAD SPACE OF MOVING FORWARD. 27 00:00:57,500 --> 00:01:00,009 - HELLO? - HELLO, LISA? 28 00:01:00,033 --> 00:01:02,409 IT'S BRANDI. HOW ARE YOU? 29 00:01:02,433 --> 00:01:04,579 I WAS JUST CALLING TO SEE IF YOU GOT MY SAVE THE DATE 30 00:01:04,603 --> 00:01:06,009 FOR MY HOUSEWARMING PARTY. 31 00:01:06,033 --> 00:01:07,250 - CLEARLY, I'M NOT GONNA GO TO THAT. 32 00:01:07,274 --> 00:01:08,943 - I'M DEFINITELY NOT GOING TO THAT. 33 00:01:08,967 --> 00:01:10,076 - I DON'T THINK THAT'S GONNA HAPPEN 34 00:01:10,100 --> 00:01:11,776 ANY TIME IN THE NEAR FUTURE. 35 00:01:11,800 --> 00:01:13,443 [upbeat music] 36 00:01:13,467 --> 00:01:15,042 THROW ME TO THE WOLVES, 37 00:01:15,066 --> 00:01:18,543 AND I SHALL RETURN LEADING THE PACK. 38 00:01:18,567 --> 00:01:23,042 - CHARACTER ISN'T WHAT YOU HAVE; IT'S WHO YOU ARE. 39 00:01:23,066 --> 00:01:24,710 - YOU'VE HEARD A LOT ABOUT ME, 40 00:01:24,734 --> 00:01:28,576 BUT IT'S ONLY TRUE WHEN IT COMES FROM MY LIPS. 41 00:01:28,600 --> 00:01:33,276 - I'M NOT A BITCH, BUT I'VE PLAYED ONE ON TV. 42 00:01:33,300 --> 00:01:35,009 - I'VE BEEN RICH, AND I'VE BEEN FAMOUS, 43 00:01:35,033 --> 00:01:38,543 BUT HAPPINESS BEATS THEM BOTH. 44 00:01:38,567 --> 00:01:43,376 - I'D RATHER SPENDING MY LIFE KICKING ASS THAN KISSING IT. 45 00:01:43,400 --> 00:01:46,500 - PLANES AND YACHTS ARE NICE, BUT MY HAPPINESS STARTS AT HOME. 46 00:01:54,467 --> 00:01:57,643 - THESE ARE SO GORGEOUS. - OH, I'M SO HAPPY... 47 00:01:57,667 --> 00:01:59,443 - I LOVE THEM. THEY'RE GORGEOUS. - RIGHT. 48 00:01:59,467 --> 00:02:00,667 IT'S YOUR FAVORITE COLOR. 49 00:02:02,734 --> 00:02:04,379 - IT'S STARTING TO COME TOGETHER. 50 00:02:04,403 --> 00:02:05,576 - RIGHT? - I LOVE IT. 51 00:02:05,600 --> 00:02:07,446 - EVERYTHING. - HOW'S EVERYTHING? GOOD? 52 00:02:07,470 --> 00:02:08,710 PERFECT. THANK YOU. 53 00:02:08,734 --> 00:02:10,511 THIS HOUSEWARMING PARTY, FOR ME, 54 00:02:10,535 --> 00:02:13,943 KIND OF, LIKE, MARKS THE REST OF MY LIFE. 55 00:02:13,967 --> 00:02:16,176 THIS IS THE GOOD PARTY I'M THROWING, 56 00:02:16,200 --> 00:02:18,509 AND FROM THERE ON, IT'S GONNA BE POSITIVE. 57 00:02:18,533 --> 00:02:20,643 WE'RE STARTING OUT WITH A BANG. 58 00:02:20,667 --> 00:02:22,676 HOPEFULLY. [chuckles] 59 00:02:22,700 --> 00:02:24,810 SO WE NEED TO MAKE THIS, LIKE, I DON'T KNOW. 60 00:02:24,834 --> 00:02:26,251 - ARE WE GONNA LEAVE THE CHAIRS AROUND THE TABLE, 61 00:02:26,275 --> 00:02:27,509 OR DO WE KNOW YET? 62 00:02:27,533 --> 00:02:28,750 - ARE YOU GONNA DISPLAY ALL THE ALCOHOL? 63 00:02:28,774 --> 00:02:29,943 IS THAT HOW YOU DO IT? 64 00:02:29,967 --> 00:02:31,509 - I-I... I HAVE... I DON'T KNOW. 65 00:02:31,533 --> 00:02:33,209 I MEAN, I KNOW TO DRINK. 66 00:02:33,233 --> 00:02:34,380 - [chuckles] - YEAH, I'M THE SAME WAY. 67 00:02:34,404 --> 00:02:37,176 - WE KNOW THAT. - DO NOT KNOW HOW TO BARTEND. 68 00:02:37,200 --> 00:02:39,976 - MOM, CAN YOU UPLOAD ALL THE GAMES? 69 00:02:40,000 --> 00:02:42,409 - OH, YEAH, LET ME JUST DO THAT RIGHT NOW. 70 00:02:42,433 --> 00:02:43,533 - [giggles] 71 00:02:45,266 --> 00:02:46,710 - I CAN'T RIGHT NOW, HONEY. 72 00:02:46,734 --> 00:02:49,211 I'M GETTING READY, AND I GOT TO GO PICK UP MY FRIEND LISA. 73 00:02:49,235 --> 00:02:51,076 - YOUR FRIEND? 74 00:02:51,100 --> 00:02:52,710 I KNOW YOUR FRIEND. 75 00:02:52,734 --> 00:02:54,011 - NO. IT'S A DIFFERENT LISA. 76 00:02:54,035 --> 00:02:55,943 NOT... LISA RINNA. 77 00:02:55,967 --> 00:02:58,042 YOU'VE MET LISA RINNA TOO. 78 00:02:58,066 --> 00:03:00,276 WELL, THERE'S TWO LISAS. 79 00:03:00,300 --> 00:03:02,609 I'M GOING TO BRANDI'S TONIGHT. 80 00:03:02,633 --> 00:03:03,910 - WHAT? 81 00:03:03,934 --> 00:03:07,309 - YEAH, SHE'S HAVING A PARTY AT HER NEW HOUSE. 82 00:03:07,333 --> 00:03:08,850 THEY LIVE, LIKE, FIVE MINUTES FROM HERE. 83 00:03:08,874 --> 00:03:11,776 - HMM? - YEP. 84 00:03:11,800 --> 00:03:13,343 I'M HAPPY FOR BRANDI. 85 00:03:13,367 --> 00:03:14,943 SHE'S INDEPENDENT NOW 86 00:03:14,967 --> 00:03:17,276 AND SHE'S MOVED INTO THIS BEAUTIFUL NEW HOME. 87 00:03:17,300 --> 00:03:20,876 MAYBE IT'S TIME FOR LISA TO BE A LITTLE MORE OPEN-MINDED 88 00:03:20,900 --> 00:03:22,676 AND GIVE BRANDI A CHANCE. 89 00:03:22,700 --> 00:03:24,876 WHAT DO YOU THINK, PORTIA? I NEED A LITTLE FASHION ADVICE. 90 00:03:24,900 --> 00:03:28,509 - WHO'S BETTER, LISA RINNA OR LISA V? 91 00:03:28,533 --> 00:03:30,676 - [chuckles] HERE WE GO. 92 00:03:30,700 --> 00:03:34,242 - I WOULD THINK LISA RINNA. 93 00:03:34,266 --> 00:03:36,426 - I PLEAD THE FIFTH. 94 00:03:38,934 --> 00:03:41,409 - HI, WORKERS. - AH. 95 00:03:41,433 --> 00:03:42,676 - HOW YOU DOING? - HI, KIRK. 96 00:03:42,700 --> 00:03:44,009 - WHAT'S HAPPENING? - HI, CHEF KIRK. 97 00:03:44,033 --> 00:03:45,376 - HOW YOU DOING? 98 00:03:45,400 --> 00:03:47,309 - I DON'T THINK WE NEED THAT MANY MORE LIMES, MOM. 99 00:03:47,333 --> 00:03:48,310 DO YOU THINK? 100 00:03:48,334 --> 00:03:49,910 - NOT TOO MANY MORE. 101 00:03:49,934 --> 00:03:51,548 - I THINK... - I'M STARTING TO SHRIVEL. 102 00:03:51,572 --> 00:03:52,910 - IT'S GOOD... IT'S GOOD FOR YOU. 103 00:03:52,934 --> 00:03:54,879 IT'S, LIKE, ALPHA... THERE'S, LIKE, ACID IN IT. 104 00:03:54,903 --> 00:03:56,646 SOMETHING GOES WRONG AT THE PARTY, 105 00:03:56,670 --> 00:03:58,409 MY PLAN IS TO BE COMPLETELY WASTED 106 00:03:58,433 --> 00:03:59,810 SO I DON'T KNOW WHAT'S HAPPENING. 107 00:03:59,834 --> 00:04:01,881 BECAUSE IF YOU DON'T HEAR IT, YOU DON'T SEE IT, 108 00:04:01,905 --> 00:04:03,609 IT DIDN'T HAPPEN. 109 00:04:03,633 --> 00:04:05,203 LIKE BLACK-OUT SEX. 110 00:04:13,266 --> 00:04:15,476 - HELLO. 111 00:04:15,500 --> 00:04:16,543 - OH, HELLO. 112 00:04:16,567 --> 00:04:18,176 - HI. HOW ARE YOU? - FINE, KYLE. 113 00:04:18,200 --> 00:04:20,276 - NICE TO SEE YOU. - NICE TO SEE YOU. 114 00:04:20,300 --> 00:04:22,676 - HOW'S EVERYTHING? - EVERYTHING'S PERFECT. 115 00:04:22,700 --> 00:04:25,643 HOW ARE YOU? YOU LOOK GORGEOUS. - VERY GOOD. THANK YOU SO MUCH. 116 00:04:25,667 --> 00:04:26,643 - [whispers] BRANDI'S NOT QUITE READY. 117 00:04:26,667 --> 00:04:27,644 - SURPRISE. - SHE'S NOT. 118 00:04:27,668 --> 00:04:28,676 - SURPRISE. 119 00:04:28,700 --> 00:04:29,776 - HEY, GUYS? WILL YOU GUYS GO OUT... 120 00:04:29,800 --> 00:04:31,042 LIKE, I'M LATE. 121 00:04:31,066 --> 00:04:32,676 WILL YOU GUYS GO OUT THERE AND, LIKE, SOCIALIZE, 122 00:04:32,700 --> 00:04:34,045 AND I'LL BE OUT IN FIVE MINUTES? 123 00:04:34,069 --> 00:04:35,509 NO, SERIOUSLY, LIKE, 'CAUSE I'M... 124 00:04:35,533 --> 00:04:37,576 I'M STRESSING AND... STRESSING. 125 00:04:37,600 --> 00:04:39,147 - ALL RIGHT. - I'LL BE OUT IN ONE MINUTE. 126 00:04:39,171 --> 00:04:41,376 YOU KNOW, CINDERELLA WAS LATE FOR THE BALL. 127 00:04:41,400 --> 00:04:43,109 WAIT, OR DID SHE LEAVE EARLY? 128 00:04:43,133 --> 00:04:45,710 ONE OF THE TWO. 129 00:04:45,734 --> 00:04:48,051 I THINK EVERYONE NEEDS TO MAKE AN ENTRANCE. 130 00:04:48,075 --> 00:04:49,309 HI! HI! - HELLO. 131 00:04:49,333 --> 00:04:51,476 - HI! - OH, MY GOD. HOW ARE YOU? 132 00:04:51,500 --> 00:04:52,547 WOW. LOOK AT YOU. - I'M OKAY. 133 00:04:52,571 --> 00:04:53,710 I'VE BEEN TRYING TO, LIKE, 134 00:04:53,734 --> 00:04:54,949 STICK MY BOOBS INTO MY DRESS FOR AN HOUR. 135 00:04:54,973 --> 00:04:56,209 - OH, MY GOSH. - I'VE GOT SO MUCH TAPE ON. 136 00:04:56,233 --> 00:04:57,710 - YOU LOOK GORGEOUS. 137 00:04:57,734 --> 00:04:58,976 - THANK YOU. HI! 138 00:04:59,000 --> 00:05:00,376 - HI. - HI. THANK YOU FOR COMING. 139 00:05:00,400 --> 00:05:01,509 - YOU LOOK BEAUTIFUL. - THANK YOU. 140 00:05:01,533 --> 00:05:03,176 - YOUR HOME IS GORGEOUS. - THANK YOU. 141 00:05:03,200 --> 00:05:04,376 I JUST... WE JUST HAD... - WE BROUGHT YOU A BUDDHA. 142 00:05:04,400 --> 00:05:07,009 - THIS IS MY MOM. HI. OH, OKAY. 143 00:05:07,033 --> 00:05:09,242 HI! NICE TO SEE YOU, HONEY. 144 00:05:09,266 --> 00:05:10,910 BEING THE HOST IS... IS GREAT. 145 00:05:10,934 --> 00:05:14,011 - HOW ARE YOU? LOOK AT YOU. YOU LOOK LIKE A ROCK AND ROLL. 146 00:05:14,035 --> 00:05:16,343 - I THINK THAT IT'S GREAT BECAUSE YOU CAN EXCUSE YOURSELF 147 00:05:16,367 --> 00:05:18,244 FROM THE CONVERSATION WHEN YOU DON'T WANT IT TO CONTINUE 148 00:05:18,268 --> 00:05:21,142 BECAUSE YOU HAVE OTHER PEOPLE THERE YOU HAVE TO BE HOSTESS TO. 149 00:05:21,166 --> 00:05:23,810 HI! NICE TO SEE YOU. OH, MY GOD. YOU'RE SKINNY MINI. 150 00:05:23,834 --> 00:05:25,579 - WELCOME TO YOUR NEW HOME. - THANK YOU. 151 00:05:25,603 --> 00:05:27,843 - WELCOME. - WE'RE ON GIRL PATROL TONIGHT. 152 00:05:27,867 --> 00:05:28,844 - IT'S ALL GOOD. 153 00:05:28,868 --> 00:05:30,443 - I RELATE TO BRANDI ON THE LEVEL 154 00:05:30,467 --> 00:05:34,244 THAT SHE IS A GIRL THAT KNOWS THAT SHE'S GOT TO GO OUT THERE 155 00:05:34,268 --> 00:05:35,676 AND MAKE IT HAPPEN, 156 00:05:35,700 --> 00:05:38,776 AND SHE'LL DO WHAT SHE HAS TO DO TO GET WHAT SHE NEEDS. 157 00:05:38,800 --> 00:05:40,810 - IS LISA COMING? - I DON'T THINK SHE IS. 158 00:05:40,834 --> 00:05:41,910 UM... 159 00:05:41,934 --> 00:05:43,348 SHE SAID SHE WASN'T AT YOUR HOUSE. 160 00:05:43,372 --> 00:05:45,710 - WELL, YOU'RE COMING TO THE... TO TO THE HOUSEWARMING. 161 00:05:45,734 --> 00:05:46,751 - I PROBABLY WON'T BE THERE. 162 00:05:46,775 --> 00:05:48,109 WE'VE GOT A LITTLE WAY TO GO 163 00:05:48,133 --> 00:05:50,247 BEFORE I'M GONNA BE WARMING HER HOUSE FOR HER 164 00:05:50,271 --> 00:05:52,109 OR HER SLIPPERS OR ANYTHING LIKE THAT. 165 00:05:52,133 --> 00:05:53,376 - CHEERS. - CHEERS. SO... 166 00:05:53,400 --> 00:05:54,710 - CONGRATULATIONS ON YOUR HOME. - THANK YOU SO MUCH. 167 00:05:54,734 --> 00:05:56,051 - AND THIS WINE TASTES SO GOOD. - THANK YOU. 168 00:05:56,075 --> 00:05:58,009 I-I REALLY LOVE THIS HOUSE. I DO. 169 00:05:58,033 --> 00:05:59,609 I'M LIKE, HOPE THEY... I CAN KEEP IT. 170 00:05:59,633 --> 00:06:02,450 I'M JUST FOCUSING ON MAKING A REALLY LOVELY, WONDERFUL LIFE 171 00:06:02,474 --> 00:06:03,710 FOR MY KIDS, 172 00:06:03,734 --> 00:06:05,111 AND WE COULD LIVE IN AN APARTMENT AND BE HAPPY, 173 00:06:05,135 --> 00:06:09,047 BUT MAMA WANTED TO HAVE A NICE, LITTLE PAD FOR THESE BOYS. 174 00:06:09,071 --> 00:06:10,242 - I LOVE IT. 175 00:06:10,266 --> 00:06:11,376 I THINK THERE'S A REALLY GOOD VIBE IN HERE. 176 00:06:11,400 --> 00:06:12,443 - THANK YOU. 177 00:06:12,467 --> 00:06:15,167 I'M SO GLAD MY PARENTS ARE HERE TOO. 178 00:06:18,300 --> 00:06:20,876 - MY BOYFRIEND! GUY! 179 00:06:20,900 --> 00:06:22,409 [laughter] HOW ARE YOU? 180 00:06:22,433 --> 00:06:24,443 - HI. YOU LOOK PRETTY. 181 00:06:24,467 --> 00:06:25,710 - LOOK. YOU LOOK SO HANDSOME. 182 00:06:25,734 --> 00:06:27,111 - OH, WELL, YOU LOOK SO BEAUTIFUL. 183 00:06:27,135 --> 00:06:28,279 - IS THIS YOUR L.A. OUTFIT? 184 00:06:28,303 --> 00:06:30,347 - DID YOU JUST HAVE THAT SPRAYED ON? 185 00:06:30,371 --> 00:06:31,643 - YES. - [laughs] 186 00:06:31,667 --> 00:06:33,576 - AND SHE'S GOT GOOD BOOBS. 187 00:06:33,600 --> 00:06:34,876 - OH, THANKS. 188 00:06:34,900 --> 00:06:36,847 I DON'T THINK YOUR DAD WAS INTERESTED IN MY BOOBS... 189 00:06:36,871 --> 00:06:38,509 - OH, FOR SURE HE IS. [laughs] 190 00:06:38,533 --> 00:06:39,678 - NO, HE'S NOT. - EVERYONE IS. 191 00:06:39,702 --> 00:06:40,677 - THAT'S NOT WHAT I LOOKED AT, SO... 192 00:06:40,701 --> 00:06:42,543 - NO. - I'M KIDDING, DAD. 193 00:06:42,567 --> 00:06:43,710 - YEAH. - HOW ARE YOU? 194 00:06:43,734 --> 00:06:44,910 - OH, I'M GOOD. - WHAT A BEAUTIFUL PLACE. 195 00:06:44,934 --> 00:06:46,176 - DO YOU LIKE IT? 196 00:06:46,200 --> 00:06:48,045 - I'M SO PROUD OF YOU. - THANK YOU. 197 00:06:48,069 --> 00:06:49,843 - ARE YOU PROUD OF HER? - I'M PROUD OF HER. 198 00:06:49,867 --> 00:06:50,844 - YES. 199 00:06:50,868 --> 00:06:52,009 - SHE'S TALLER THAN ME NOW, TOO, 200 00:06:52,033 --> 00:06:53,109 SO I GOT TO BE REAL CAREFUL WHAT I SAY. 201 00:06:53,133 --> 00:06:54,950 - BUT YOU KNOW, THIS IS A REALLY BIG THING 202 00:06:54,974 --> 00:06:56,443 FOR A SINGLE MOM. 203 00:06:56,467 --> 00:06:59,076 - WHEN MY DAD SAYS HE'S REALLY PROUD OF ME, 204 00:06:59,100 --> 00:07:01,209 IT MEANS A LOT BECAUSE WE'VE REALLY BEEN THROUGH IT 205 00:07:01,233 --> 00:07:02,280 THE PAST COUPLE YEARS. 206 00:07:02,304 --> 00:07:04,400 I LOVE YOU. - I KNOW YOU DO. 207 00:07:06,400 --> 00:07:10,409 LET'S... LET'S JUST CUT IT RIGHT THERE. 208 00:07:10,433 --> 00:07:11,576 - HE'S A TOUGH GUY. 209 00:07:11,600 --> 00:07:12,676 HE DOESN'T SAY THAT KIND OF STUFF. 210 00:07:12,700 --> 00:07:14,743 SO IT'S VERY SWEET. 211 00:07:14,767 --> 00:07:15,943 - HOW ARE YOU? I'M SO GLAD YOU HAD... 212 00:07:15,967 --> 00:07:17,776 OKAY, GOOD VIBES, BEAUTIFUL ENERGY... 213 00:07:17,800 --> 00:07:19,047 - THANK YOU. - YOU'RE HAPPY, AND YOU'RE HOME. 214 00:07:19,071 --> 00:07:21,066 - I'M HAPPY. - YOU'RE HOME. 215 00:07:27,900 --> 00:07:29,743 - EVERYBODY'S HERE. - YES. 216 00:07:29,767 --> 00:07:32,376 - FRIENDS, FANS, FRENEMIES, EVERYBODY. 217 00:07:32,400 --> 00:07:34,630 - NO, NO, JUST FAMILY AND FRIENDS. 218 00:07:36,734 --> 00:07:39,476 - THE DOORBELL? 219 00:07:39,500 --> 00:07:42,500 [doorbell chimes loudly] 220 00:07:45,567 --> 00:07:47,643 - EVERYONE'S HERE, SO... ALL THE PEOPLE I LOVE. 221 00:07:47,667 --> 00:07:49,343 - LISA'S HERE. - TEXT HIM THE ADDRESS. 222 00:07:49,367 --> 00:07:52,509 - OH, MY GOD. SHE CAME. - I'M SURPRISED. 223 00:07:52,533 --> 00:07:53,510 - THERE'S NO... OH! 224 00:07:53,534 --> 00:07:56,176 YOU MADE IT! YOU MADE IT! 225 00:07:56,200 --> 00:07:58,076 - TWO SIGHTINGS IN ONE WEEK. - AH! 226 00:07:58,100 --> 00:07:59,376 - I CHANGED MY MIND. DECIDED TO COME. 227 00:07:59,400 --> 00:08:00,847 - OH, THANK YOU! - DON'T PINCH ME. 228 00:08:00,871 --> 00:08:02,609 - OH, CAN I KISS YOU? 229 00:08:02,633 --> 00:08:05,476 - THAT MEANS SHE'S MOVING ON. 230 00:08:05,500 --> 00:08:07,376 THAT'S... NO? - YEAH. I THINK SO. 231 00:08:07,400 --> 00:08:08,976 THAT'S A GOOD SIGN. 232 00:08:09,000 --> 00:08:10,309 - UM, I WISH YOU... - GOOD LUCK? 233 00:08:10,333 --> 00:08:12,543 - HAPPINESS... [laughter] 234 00:08:12,567 --> 00:08:13,910 IN YOUR NEW HOUSE. 235 00:08:13,934 --> 00:08:15,276 - THANK YOU! 236 00:08:15,300 --> 00:08:17,776 I'M ACTUALLY CONFUSED AT LISA SHOWING UP TONIGHT, 237 00:08:17,800 --> 00:08:20,242 BECAUSE WHEN SOMEONE TELLS YOU MORE THAN ONE TIME 238 00:08:20,266 --> 00:08:21,543 THAT THEY'RE NOT COMING TO YOUR PARTY, 239 00:08:21,567 --> 00:08:23,242 YOU TEND TO BELIEVE THEM. 240 00:08:23,266 --> 00:08:24,309 - YOU KNOW LEEZA? 241 00:08:24,333 --> 00:08:26,643 - VERY WELL. - HOW ARE YOU? 242 00:08:26,667 --> 00:08:28,376 - GOOD. VERY WELL. - NICE TO SEE YOU. 243 00:08:28,400 --> 00:08:30,746 - HI! I'M SO GLAD YOU CAME. - THANK YOU. 244 00:08:30,770 --> 00:08:33,376 - HOW FUNNY THAT... - JUST FOR NOW, MY DEAR. 245 00:08:33,400 --> 00:08:34,476 - GO FIGURE, RIGHT? OKAY. 246 00:08:34,500 --> 00:08:35,710 - LEEZA, YOU HAVE TO MEET MY DAD. 247 00:08:35,734 --> 00:08:38,179 LEEZA... I MEAN, LISA. LEEZA. - THANK YOU. 248 00:08:38,203 --> 00:08:39,910 - THIS IS GUY GLANVILLE, MY DAD. - HELLO. 249 00:08:39,934 --> 00:08:40,976 - LISA. 250 00:08:41,000 --> 00:08:42,209 - WELL, I'VE HEARD A LOT ABOUT YOU. 251 00:08:42,233 --> 00:08:44,048 - VERY NICE TO MEET YOU. - NICE TO MEET YOU TOO. 252 00:08:44,072 --> 00:08:45,543 - THIS IS KEN, HER HUSBAND. - WE JUST MET. 253 00:08:45,567 --> 00:08:47,209 - OH, NICE. - WE MEET AGAIN. 254 00:08:47,233 --> 00:08:49,109 - I'M SUPER HAPPY THAT YOU CAME. I DID NOT THINK YOU WERE COMING. 255 00:08:49,133 --> 00:08:50,250 - I WASN'T. - OKAY. 256 00:08:50,274 --> 00:08:52,276 - WHAT CHANGED YOUR MIND? 257 00:08:52,300 --> 00:08:54,743 - WELL, YOU KNOW WHAT? 258 00:08:54,767 --> 00:08:57,009 - SHE LOVES ME. - NO, SHE DOESN'T. 259 00:08:57,033 --> 00:08:58,347 - YES, SHE DOES. - NO. 260 00:08:58,371 --> 00:09:00,376 I JUST THOUGHT, "YOU KNOW WHAT?" - YOU DO. 261 00:09:00,400 --> 00:09:01,609 - NO, I DON'T. NO, I DON'T. - YOU DO. 262 00:09:01,633 --> 00:09:04,233 - OH, NO, NO. 263 00:09:05,834 --> 00:09:07,176 - COMING UP... 264 00:09:07,200 --> 00:09:09,009 - SHE WILL HURT YOUR FEELINGS IN A HEARTBEAT, 265 00:09:09,033 --> 00:09:11,009 AND SHE DOESN'T MEAN IT... 266 00:09:11,033 --> 00:09:12,979 - WELL YOU KNOW... - FOR MORE THAN TWO SECONDS. 267 00:09:13,003 --> 00:09:14,347 - I BLAME IT ON THE PARENTS. 268 00:09:14,371 --> 00:09:15,867 - OOH. - YEAH. 269 00:09:20,767 --> 00:09:23,876 - I JUST THOUGHT I'D COME BY AND WISH YOU WELL, 270 00:09:23,900 --> 00:09:25,009 'CAUSE I DO WISH YOU WELL. 271 00:09:25,033 --> 00:09:28,142 - THANK YOU. I WISH YOU WELL TOO. 272 00:09:28,166 --> 00:09:30,009 - LIFE IS VERY SHORT... - IT IS. 273 00:09:30,033 --> 00:09:31,876 - AND I DON'T WANT TO WASTE A SECOND OF IT. 274 00:09:31,900 --> 00:09:33,247 - NO, AND I DON'T WANT TO BE NEGATIVE 275 00:09:33,271 --> 00:09:37,009 AND GO BACKWARDS, EITHER, AND I REALLY CARE ABOUT YOU. 276 00:09:37,033 --> 00:09:39,109 SO HOPEFULLY, WE CAN, AT SOME POINT, 277 00:09:39,133 --> 00:09:40,810 FIGURE OUT SOMETHING AND MOVE FORWARD. 278 00:09:40,834 --> 00:09:42,348 - DO YOU, BRANDI? - I DO. 279 00:09:42,372 --> 00:09:45,476 - I KNOW BY ME NOT GOING TO BRANDI'S HOUSEWARMING 280 00:09:45,500 --> 00:09:47,476 I'M FEEDING INTO THE NEGATIVITY. 281 00:09:47,500 --> 00:09:49,443 THERE'LL BE MORE SPECULATION, 282 00:09:49,467 --> 00:09:50,710 BUT BY ME SHOWING UP 283 00:09:50,734 --> 00:09:53,111 AND PUTTING A BOTTLE OF CHAMPAGNE IN HER HAND, 284 00:09:53,135 --> 00:09:55,443 IT'S DONE. 285 00:09:55,467 --> 00:09:57,897 I NIP IT IN THE BUD. 286 00:10:00,967 --> 00:10:02,276 - CONGRATULATIONS... - [gasps] 287 00:10:02,300 --> 00:10:04,109 - ON YOUR DAUGHTER'S MARRIAGE. 288 00:10:04,133 --> 00:10:05,609 - OH, MY GOD. YOUR DAUGHTER GOT MARRIED? 289 00:10:05,633 --> 00:10:07,409 - WAS IT JUST SO AMAZING? 290 00:10:07,433 --> 00:10:08,643 YOU'RE GLOWING FROM IT. 291 00:10:08,667 --> 00:10:09,776 - OH, MY GOD. YOU'RE THE MOTHER OF THE BRIDE. 292 00:10:09,800 --> 00:10:10,810 - AM I? - YEAH. OH, TOTALLY. 293 00:10:10,834 --> 00:10:12,042 - I-I... YES. 294 00:10:12,066 --> 00:10:14,109 - I NOW DECLARE THAYER AND BROOKE 295 00:10:14,133 --> 00:10:15,643 HUSBAND AND WIFE. 296 00:10:15,667 --> 00:10:16,910 PLEASE SHARE A KISS. 297 00:10:16,934 --> 00:10:19,009 [cheers and applause] 298 00:10:19,033 --> 00:10:21,109 - KIM SEEMS SO HAPPY RIGHT NOW. 299 00:10:21,133 --> 00:10:24,242 WOW, SHE HAS COME A LONG WAY, 300 00:10:24,266 --> 00:10:26,242 AND I LOVE SEEING THAT. 301 00:10:26,266 --> 00:10:27,776 - HE'S JUST AMAZING. 302 00:10:27,800 --> 00:10:31,042 - THAT'S... WHAT A WONDERFUL, WONDERFUL MOMENT. 303 00:10:31,066 --> 00:10:32,043 - YEAH. 304 00:10:32,067 --> 00:10:34,276 - OH! HONEY! 305 00:10:34,300 --> 00:10:36,976 - THAT'S SO FUNNY... - OH, HI! 306 00:10:37,000 --> 00:10:39,109 I TOLD HIM TODAY... I TOLD THEM BOTH YOU WEREN'T COMING. 307 00:10:39,133 --> 00:10:41,509 - WELL, WE NEARLY DIDN'T, AND THEN I CHANGED MY MIND, 308 00:10:41,533 --> 00:10:43,443 AND I WAS ON THE WAY TO PUMP WHEN I THOUGHT, 309 00:10:43,467 --> 00:10:44,444 "[bleep] IT." 310 00:10:44,468 --> 00:10:45,609 - OH, NICE. 311 00:10:45,633 --> 00:10:47,078 - AND I'M GONNA COME IN YOUR LANGUAGE. 312 00:10:47,102 --> 00:10:48,247 - THANK YOU FOR COMING. - YEP. 313 00:10:48,271 --> 00:10:49,576 - THANK YOU. 314 00:10:49,600 --> 00:10:50,976 - AND THEN I THOUGHT I'LL COME AND WISH YOU WELL. 315 00:10:51,000 --> 00:10:52,476 - [laughs] - SHE LOVES YOU. 316 00:10:52,500 --> 00:10:53,743 - I KNOW. I LOVE YOU. 317 00:10:53,767 --> 00:10:55,009 - WELL, SHE'S GOT A FUNNY WAY OF SHOWING IT, 318 00:10:55,033 --> 00:10:56,379 BUT WE'LL DEAL WITH THAT LATER. 319 00:10:56,403 --> 00:10:58,609 - WELL, I'M... CAN I... I CAN TELL YOU A FEW THINGS. 320 00:10:58,633 --> 00:11:00,676 - OH. - [laughs] 321 00:11:00,700 --> 00:11:05,142 - I DON'T NEED A SPANKING OR A LECTURE OR A TIME-OUT. 322 00:11:05,166 --> 00:11:06,276 [laughter] 323 00:11:06,300 --> 00:11:08,346 - MAYBE WE'LL HAVE LUNCH. - [laughs] 324 00:11:08,370 --> 00:11:11,176 - I'M VERY SENSITIVE AND VERY TEMPERAMENTAL. 325 00:11:11,200 --> 00:11:13,209 - OKAY, GOOD. WE'LL LEAVE THAT ONE ALONE THEN. 326 00:11:13,233 --> 00:11:15,250 - OKAY. - WE LEARNED THAT ALREADY. 327 00:11:15,274 --> 00:11:18,309 - YEAH, JUST A LITTLE BIT. [laughter] 328 00:11:18,333 --> 00:11:20,980 - I'M GONNA... I'M GONNA GO SOCIALIZE AT THIS POINT. 329 00:11:21,004 --> 00:11:23,076 - OH, THIS IS FANTASTIC. 330 00:11:23,100 --> 00:11:25,209 NOW, TELL ME EVERYTHING. 331 00:11:25,233 --> 00:11:27,843 - NO, I MEAN, SHE'S JUST ALWAYS SO MOUTHY, 332 00:11:27,867 --> 00:11:29,176 AND SHE'LL HURT YOUR FEELINGS IN A HEARTBEAT... 333 00:11:29,200 --> 00:11:30,509 - VERY WILLFUL. VERY WILLFUL. 334 00:11:30,533 --> 00:11:31,980 - AND SHE DOESN'T MEAN IT... - WELL, YOU KNOW... 335 00:11:32,004 --> 00:11:33,946 - FOR MORE THAN TWO SECONDS AND... 336 00:11:33,970 --> 00:11:35,176 - I BLAME IT ON THE PARENTS. 337 00:11:35,200 --> 00:11:37,209 - OOH. - YEAH. 338 00:11:37,233 --> 00:11:39,109 BUT YOU KNOW WHAT? I DON'T WANT TO... 339 00:11:39,133 --> 00:11:40,680 YOU KNOW, I'M NOT CRITICIZING YOUR DAUGHTER. 340 00:11:40,704 --> 00:11:42,409 IT'S LIKE IF SOMEBODY CRITICIZED MINE, 341 00:11:42,433 --> 00:11:44,309 I WOULD SLAP THEM, PROBABLY. 342 00:11:44,333 --> 00:11:45,847 SO I'M NOT GOING TO GO THERE. 343 00:11:45,871 --> 00:11:49,497 - I KNOW THAT SHE'S NOT PERFECT, BUT I LOVE HER ANYWAY. 344 00:11:52,200 --> 00:11:55,476 - OH, AND... OH, MY GOSH! 345 00:11:55,500 --> 00:11:58,810 YOU LOOK FABULOUS, AS ALWAYS. - HOW ARE YOU, HONEY? 346 00:11:58,834 --> 00:12:00,879 GOOD TO SEE YOU. - GOOD TO SEE YOU. 347 00:12:00,903 --> 00:12:02,109 - HI, HONEY. - HOW ARE YOU? 348 00:12:02,133 --> 00:12:04,609 - HOW ARE YOU? GOOD TO SEE YOU. - GOOD TO SEE YOU. 349 00:12:04,633 --> 00:12:07,376 - ALL THESE SURPRISE GUESTS... I MEAN, LISA VANDERPUMP, 350 00:12:07,400 --> 00:12:08,377 ADRIENNE. 351 00:12:08,401 --> 00:12:11,042 WHO'S NEXT, EDDIE AND LEANN? 352 00:12:11,066 --> 00:12:12,609 - SURPRISE. - OH. 353 00:12:12,633 --> 00:12:14,910 - AH! [gasps] - [chuckles] 354 00:12:14,934 --> 00:12:16,748 - THANK YOU SO MUCH FOR COMING. - HI. YES. 355 00:12:16,772 --> 00:12:18,543 - HOW ARE YOU? - HOW ARE YOU? 356 00:12:18,567 --> 00:12:19,676 I'M GOOD. HOW ARE YOU? 357 00:12:19,700 --> 00:12:20,710 - YOU'RE LOOKING FABULOUS, AS ALWAYS. 358 00:12:20,734 --> 00:12:21,711 - OH, MY GOD. YOU TOO. - THANK YOU. 359 00:12:21,735 --> 00:12:23,011 - YOU SMELL AMAZING. 360 00:12:23,035 --> 00:12:24,779 - THIS IS MY BOYFRIEND, JAKE. - HI. 361 00:12:24,803 --> 00:12:27,546 I THINK WE MET ONCE. - BRANDI. YOU KNOW HIM. 362 00:12:27,570 --> 00:12:29,976 - ADRIENNE'S BOY-TOY, JAKE, IS SUPER CUTE, 363 00:12:30,000 --> 00:12:33,876 AND I'VE BEEN KNOWN TO GET DICK-MATIZED BY YOUNG BOYS TOO. 364 00:12:33,900 --> 00:12:37,242 - I HAVE 150 FOR WHOEVER HAS THE BEST ABS. 365 00:12:37,266 --> 00:12:39,976 AN EXTRA $150. 366 00:12:40,000 --> 00:12:42,042 - WHAT DOES IT SAY? - OH, IT'S THE WHOLE STATE? 367 00:12:42,066 --> 00:12:43,609 - MY MOM TAUGHT ME NOT TO GET TATTOOS. 368 00:12:43,633 --> 00:12:44,743 - ME TOO! 369 00:12:44,767 --> 00:12:46,076 OH, MY GOD. WE SHOULD TOTALLY HANG OUT. 370 00:12:46,100 --> 00:12:47,710 AT LEAST WE HAVE THAT IN COMMON. 371 00:12:47,734 --> 00:12:50,181 - HI. - OH, MY GOSH. GOOD TO SEE YOU. 372 00:12:50,205 --> 00:12:51,743 LOOKING FANTASTIC. 373 00:12:51,767 --> 00:12:53,209 - I'M NOT JUST PROUD OF MYSELF 374 00:12:53,233 --> 00:12:54,450 FOR WORKING THINGS OUT WITH ADRIENNE. 375 00:12:54,474 --> 00:12:55,509 I'M PROUD OF ADRIENNE TOO. 376 00:12:55,533 --> 00:12:57,950 I MEAN, IT TOOK A LOT FOR BOTH OF US 377 00:12:57,974 --> 00:12:59,343 TO GET TO THIS SPOT. 378 00:12:59,367 --> 00:13:00,376 - BY THE WAY... - OH, MY GOD! 379 00:13:00,400 --> 00:13:01,576 - WE HAD A BET! 380 00:13:01,600 --> 00:13:03,409 - I HAVE THE PROOF RIGHT HERE. - WHAT? 381 00:13:03,433 --> 00:13:04,410 - WAIT A SECOND. - OH, NO. 382 00:13:04,434 --> 00:13:05,609 - I BRING MY PROOF. 383 00:13:05,633 --> 00:13:07,409 WE HAD A BET. WE HAD A BET. - WE DID. 384 00:13:07,433 --> 00:13:09,376 - BY THE WAY, OBSESSED WITH DAYS OF OUR LIVES 385 00:13:09,400 --> 00:13:10,377 FOR A LONG TIME. 386 00:13:10,401 --> 00:13:11,443 - OH, MY GOD. 387 00:13:11,467 --> 00:13:12,643 - NO, I REALLY... I KNOW THAT LISA RINNA, 388 00:13:12,667 --> 00:13:14,242 SHE CAME ON AS BILLIE. 389 00:13:14,266 --> 00:13:16,409 I HAD TO STOP WATCHING, 'CAUSE SHE WASN'T THE REAL BILLIE, 390 00:13:16,433 --> 00:13:17,580 'CAUSE THE REAL BILLIE WENT AWAY. 391 00:13:17,604 --> 00:13:19,176 - I THOUGHT SHE WAS THE REAL BILLIE. 392 00:13:19,200 --> 00:13:20,509 - MM-MM. I THINK YOU'RE WRONG. 393 00:13:20,533 --> 00:13:21,609 - I WAS THERE. 394 00:13:21,633 --> 00:13:22,848 - I'M GONNA LOOK IT UP WHEN I GET HOME. 395 00:13:22,872 --> 00:13:24,076 - WAIT, WE GOT TO PUT SOME MONEY ON IT. 396 00:13:24,100 --> 00:13:25,509 - YEAH, BUT I THOUGHT YOU WERE... 397 00:13:25,533 --> 00:13:27,509 I THOUGHT SHE WAS THE SECOND BILLIE. 398 00:13:27,533 --> 00:13:29,579 - NO, SHE WAS THE ORIGINAL BILLIE. 399 00:13:29,603 --> 00:13:31,810 - I WAS NUMBER ONE. YEAH. - WERE YOU ON THAT SHOW TOO? 400 00:13:31,834 --> 00:13:34,348 - NO, YOU DON'T UNDERSTAND. SHE WAS HUGE ON THAT SHOW. 401 00:13:34,372 --> 00:13:36,676 - OH, MY GOD. - I REMEMBERED BOTH OF THEM... 402 00:13:36,700 --> 00:13:38,245 - WHEN SHE FIRST CAME ON THE SCENE... 403 00:13:38,269 --> 00:13:40,810 - AND MAYBE YOU LIKE THE SECOND BILLIE BETTER. 404 00:13:40,834 --> 00:13:41,811 - MAYBE THAT'S TRUE. 405 00:13:41,835 --> 00:13:44,076 - OBVIOUSLY, I WAS RIGHT. 406 00:13:44,100 --> 00:13:46,076 I ACTUALLY WAS THERE. 407 00:13:46,100 --> 00:13:48,076 - [gasps] HI! 408 00:13:48,100 --> 00:13:49,476 - OH! HI! 409 00:13:49,500 --> 00:13:52,509 - LISA, IT'S ASS. - HELLO... OH, GOD. 410 00:13:52,533 --> 00:13:54,409 - LIPS AND ASS. - ASS AND LIPS. 411 00:13:54,433 --> 00:13:57,810 - GOOD TO SEE YOU. - HEY. HOW ARE YOU? 412 00:13:57,834 --> 00:13:59,609 - I LIKE MY LIPS. 413 00:13:59,633 --> 00:14:01,850 IF YOU DON'T THINK OF LIPS WHEN YOU THINK OF LISA RINNA, 414 00:14:01,874 --> 00:14:03,044 THERE'S SOMETHING WRONG. 415 00:14:03,068 --> 00:14:04,068 RIGHT? 416 00:14:05,667 --> 00:14:08,009 - HOW DO YOU LIKE MY NEW PLACE? - I LOVE IT. 417 00:14:08,033 --> 00:14:11,443 - IT'S FANTASTIC, RIGHT? - I LOVE THIS PLACE. 418 00:14:11,467 --> 00:14:14,910 - OH, AMAZING. 419 00:14:14,934 --> 00:14:17,743 - ARE YOU FREE ON WEDNESDAY? - UH-HUH. 420 00:14:17,767 --> 00:14:19,676 - WE'RE JUST DOING A VERY SMALL EVENT 421 00:14:19,700 --> 00:14:21,476 FOR GIRLS IN FOSTER CARE, 422 00:14:21,500 --> 00:14:24,176 AND EVERYBODY JUST KIND OF BRINGS A COUPLE OF THINGS 423 00:14:24,200 --> 00:14:25,543 OUT OF THEIR CLOSET. 424 00:14:25,567 --> 00:14:27,376 - LIKE, SOMETHING DRESSY THAT YOU CAN GO OUT IN? 425 00:14:27,400 --> 00:14:29,810 - YEAH. I THINK SO. - NOW, HOW OLD ARE THESE GIRLS? 426 00:14:29,834 --> 00:14:32,943 - THEY'RE LIKE 16 AND UPWARDS. 427 00:14:32,967 --> 00:14:35,209 15, 16 AND UPWARDS, YOU KNOW. 428 00:14:35,233 --> 00:14:38,776 THE CHARITY EVENT IS FOR YOUNG WOMEN IN FOSTER CARE. 429 00:14:38,800 --> 00:14:40,976 WELL, OBVIOUSLY, THAT'S QUITE CLOSE TO MY HEART 430 00:14:41,000 --> 00:14:43,747 BECAUSE MAX WAS ADOPTED FROM FOSTER CARE, 431 00:14:43,771 --> 00:14:46,776 AND I KNOW THAT HAD HE NOT BEEN WITH US, 432 00:14:46,800 --> 00:14:49,509 MAYBE HE WOULD HAVE BEEN ONE OF THESE KIDS. 433 00:14:49,533 --> 00:14:51,747 IT'S NO WORK FOR ME AT ALL... THROW TOGETHER A TEA 434 00:14:51,771 --> 00:14:54,443 AND INVITE EVERYBODY AND PULL SOME THINGS OUT OF MY CLOSET. 435 00:14:54,467 --> 00:14:56,609 IT'S REALLY KIND OF, YOU KNOW, EASY FOR ME TO DO THAT. 436 00:14:56,633 --> 00:14:57,610 - SO FUN. 437 00:14:57,634 --> 00:14:59,150 - THINGS GOT A LITTLE VOLATILE 438 00:14:59,174 --> 00:15:01,309 AT MY CHARITY EVENT LAST YEAR. 439 00:15:01,333 --> 00:15:02,810 - IF I WAS A BULLY, I WOULD HAVE KNOCKED YOUR [bleep] TEETH OUT 440 00:15:02,834 --> 00:15:05,209 BY NOW. 441 00:15:05,233 --> 00:15:06,843 - OH. 442 00:15:06,867 --> 00:15:09,309 IF BRANDI SHOW UP AND SHE BRINGS A FEW DRESSES 443 00:15:09,333 --> 00:15:10,979 AND SHE CONTRIBUTES TO THE CAUSE, 444 00:15:11,003 --> 00:15:13,600 I CAN PUT UP WITH HER BULL[bleep] FOR A MINUTE. 445 00:15:19,834 --> 00:15:21,251 - HELLO. - GIVE ME A COUPLE GLASSES... 446 00:15:21,275 --> 00:15:22,643 - I JUST WANT TO SAY, 447 00:15:22,667 --> 00:15:24,176 I LOVE YOU SO MUCH, 448 00:15:24,200 --> 00:15:25,576 AND I'M JUST SO PROUD OF YOU, AND... 449 00:15:25,600 --> 00:15:27,776 OH, I LOVE YOU. 450 00:15:27,800 --> 00:15:30,543 AND THIS HOME IS SO BEAUTIFUL. 451 00:15:30,567 --> 00:15:33,643 THE VIBE THAT... IS SO AMAZING. 452 00:15:33,667 --> 00:15:36,244 YOU AND YOUR BOYS DESERVE THIS BEAUTIFUL HOME. 453 00:15:36,268 --> 00:15:38,976 - I JUST NEVER REALLY THOUGHT IN A MILLION YEARS 454 00:15:39,000 --> 00:15:41,076 THIS WOULD BE MY LIFE. 455 00:15:41,100 --> 00:15:42,776 IT'S GREAT! 456 00:15:42,800 --> 00:15:45,646 - BEING A SINGLE MOM AND GOING THROUGH A DIVORCE 457 00:15:45,670 --> 00:15:48,810 IS PROBABLY THE HARDEST THING A WOMAN CAN EVER GO THROUGH. 458 00:15:48,834 --> 00:15:51,981 - I'M VERY HAPPY TO HAVE GOTTEN TO KNOW YOU BETTER 459 00:15:52,005 --> 00:15:56,876 AND TO LIKE THE PERSON THAT I'VE GOTTEN TO KNOW. 460 00:15:56,900 --> 00:15:59,209 - JUST GOOD LUCK TO YOU IN THIS BEAUTIFUL HOUSE, 461 00:15:59,233 --> 00:16:00,309 AND I LOVE YOU SO MUCH. 462 00:16:00,333 --> 00:16:01,643 - AW. 463 00:16:01,667 --> 00:16:03,676 [applause] 464 00:16:03,700 --> 00:16:06,209 - TOAST TO BRANDI? NO, NOT YET. 465 00:16:06,233 --> 00:16:08,409 I'M HERE. I BROUGHT A BOTTLE OF CHAMPAGNE. 466 00:16:08,433 --> 00:16:09,750 THAT'S AS GOOD AS IT'S GONNA GET. 467 00:16:09,774 --> 00:16:12,209 BYE, DARLING. - BYE. THANK YOU FOR COMING. 468 00:16:12,233 --> 00:16:13,576 IT MEANS A LOT. 469 00:16:13,600 --> 00:16:15,547 YOU ALWAYS... YOU ALWAYS HOLD ME BACK LIKE THIS. 470 00:16:15,571 --> 00:16:16,943 - I DO? - YEAH. 471 00:16:16,967 --> 00:16:18,209 - THAT'S ME. THAT'S NOT YOU. - BUT NOT ALWAYS. 472 00:16:18,233 --> 00:16:19,210 YOU USED TO NOT. - OKAY, WELL... 473 00:16:19,234 --> 00:16:22,376 - THANK YOU FOR COMING, THOUGH. - OKAY. 474 00:16:22,400 --> 00:16:24,943 - I MEAN IT. - I-I'M GLAD I DID. 475 00:16:24,967 --> 00:16:27,343 - ARE YOU? - YES. 476 00:16:27,367 --> 00:16:29,309 DON'T QUESTION IT AND GET OFF MY ASS. 477 00:16:29,333 --> 00:16:30,810 BYE, BYE, DADDY. - THANK YOU FOR COMING. 478 00:16:30,834 --> 00:16:31,981 - I HOPE HAVE... - MAKE EYE CONTACT. 479 00:16:32,005 --> 00:16:34,276 - PARDON? - MAKE EYE CONTACT. 480 00:16:34,300 --> 00:16:36,409 - WHO? - MAKE EYE CONTACT. 481 00:16:36,433 --> 00:16:38,076 - IN MY IDEAL WORLD, 482 00:16:38,100 --> 00:16:40,609 I'D PREFER EVERYBODY TO GET ON, 483 00:16:40,633 --> 00:16:44,209 AND FOR ME TO HAVE THIS EMOTIONAL DETACHMENT FROM BRANDY 484 00:16:44,233 --> 00:16:46,247 WHICH DOESN'T GIVE HER THE POWER TO HURT ME, 485 00:16:46,271 --> 00:16:49,066 THAT'S THE ONLY WAY I COULD DEAL WITH HER. 486 00:16:51,367 --> 00:16:52,676 OKAY. 487 00:16:52,700 --> 00:16:55,400 SEE? ALL GOOD. 488 00:16:56,767 --> 00:16:58,009 - WAIT, WHAT HAPPENED WITH LISA? WHAT-WHAT'D SHE SAY? 489 00:16:58,033 --> 00:16:59,010 AND WHAT'D YOU DO? 490 00:16:59,034 --> 00:17:00,309 - YOU KNOW WHAT? 491 00:17:00,333 --> 00:17:01,580 I'M NOT GONNA, LIKE, FORCE SOMEONE TO COME HERE 492 00:17:01,604 --> 00:17:05,076 IF THEY DON'T WANT TO, BUT AT THE SAME TIME, 493 00:17:05,100 --> 00:17:06,077 I'M GLAD SHE CAME. 494 00:17:06,101 --> 00:17:07,346 I WAS GLAD TO SEE HER. 495 00:17:07,370 --> 00:17:09,509 KEN STILL WILL NOT MAKE EYE CONTACT WITH ME. 496 00:17:09,533 --> 00:17:11,409 SO IT IS WHAT IT IS. 497 00:17:11,433 --> 00:17:13,450 I CARE ABOUT HER, BUT I WANT... 498 00:17:13,474 --> 00:17:15,309 I LOVE MY LIFE NOW. 499 00:17:15,333 --> 00:17:17,309 I'M AN INDIVIDUAL. I CAN BE FRIENDS WITH YOU. 500 00:17:17,333 --> 00:17:18,310 I CAN BE FRIENDS WITH KIM. 501 00:17:18,334 --> 00:17:19,779 I CAN BE FRIENDS WITH YOLANDA, 502 00:17:19,803 --> 00:17:22,476 AND I FEEL LIKE I'M JUST GETTING TO THAT NEXT LEVEL WITH HER, 503 00:17:22,500 --> 00:17:24,076 LIKE, WHERE I ACTUALLY KNOW HER. 504 00:17:24,100 --> 00:17:25,547 HI, LOVEY. - HI, IS THIS A... 505 00:17:25,571 --> 00:17:26,576 - HI. 506 00:17:26,600 --> 00:17:27,577 - IS THIS A PRIVATE CONVERSATION? 507 00:17:27,601 --> 00:17:29,109 - NO. NOT AT ALL. - NO. 508 00:17:29,133 --> 00:17:30,680 - NO, WE'RE JUST TALKING ABOUT HOW LISA SHOWED UP TONIGHT. 509 00:17:30,704 --> 00:17:32,242 - I'M GLAD SHE DID. 510 00:17:32,266 --> 00:17:34,409 - OH, NO. I'M GLAD SHE CAME. 511 00:17:34,433 --> 00:17:36,347 - WAS SHE FRIENDLY? EVERYTHING WAS GOOD? 512 00:17:36,371 --> 00:17:37,609 - OH, YEAH. - EVERYTHING WAS... 513 00:17:37,633 --> 00:17:39,879 I DIDN'T CATCH... AND SHE WAS VERY NICE TO EVERY... 514 00:17:39,903 --> 00:17:40,910 BUT I THINK IT WENT... 515 00:17:40,934 --> 00:17:42,376 - IT WAS GREAT. 516 00:17:42,400 --> 00:17:45,245 - LISA AND I, EVEN THOUGH WE'RE MAKING, YOU KNOW, PROGRESS, 517 00:17:45,269 --> 00:17:47,076 WE HAVEN'T ACTUALLY SAT DOWN ONE-ON-ONE 518 00:17:47,100 --> 00:17:49,946 AND TALKED ABOUT WHAT OUR ISSUES ARE WITH EACH OTHER, 519 00:17:49,970 --> 00:17:51,743 AND I THINK IT REALLY HAS TO BE DONE 520 00:17:51,767 --> 00:17:53,244 IN ORDER TO GET RESOLUTION. 521 00:17:53,268 --> 00:17:55,142 SHE'S EXTREMELY SENSITIVE. 522 00:17:55,166 --> 00:17:57,209 I DON'T... I DON'T WANT TO SPEND... - WE'RE ALL SENSITIVE. 523 00:17:57,233 --> 00:17:59,180 - OF COURSE WE ARE, BUT THE POINT IS, 524 00:17:59,204 --> 00:18:02,376 IF YOU AND I CAN MOVE PAST IT, 525 00:18:02,400 --> 00:18:05,309 IF WE CAN ALL MOVE FORWARD... 526 00:18:05,333 --> 00:18:06,576 - NO. 527 00:18:06,600 --> 00:18:07,910 - COMING UP... 528 00:18:07,934 --> 00:18:10,934 [cheer and applause] 529 00:18:30,166 --> 00:18:31,776 - LISA, GOOD TO SEE YOU. 530 00:18:31,800 --> 00:18:34,042 - ANTHONY, HI. - HI, WELCOME BACK. 531 00:18:34,066 --> 00:18:35,576 - NICE TO SEE YOU. THANKS FOR HAVING ME. 532 00:18:35,600 --> 00:18:36,943 - OH, MY GOSH. WE ARE SO EXCITED. 533 00:18:36,967 --> 00:18:38,576 THANKS FOR GETTING UP EARLY. - I LOVE BEING HERE. 534 00:18:38,600 --> 00:18:39,747 - HERE'S A COUPLE THINGS FOR YOU TO LOOK AT. 535 00:18:39,771 --> 00:18:42,009 BUT LET'S GET YOU TO HAIR AND MAKEUP NOW. 536 00:18:42,033 --> 00:18:43,010 - OKAY. GREAT. - ALL RIGHT? 537 00:18:43,034 --> 00:18:44,042 RIGHT THIS WAY. 538 00:18:44,066 --> 00:18:45,043 YOU REMEMBER YOUR WAY AROUND HERE. 539 00:18:45,067 --> 00:18:46,209 - UM, KIND OF, YEAH. OF COURSE I DO. 540 00:18:46,233 --> 00:18:47,309 - IT IS A MAZE. 541 00:18:47,333 --> 00:18:49,209 - FOR ME, IT'S KEY... 542 00:18:49,233 --> 00:18:51,209 YOU HAVE TO REMAIN RELEVANT. 543 00:18:51,233 --> 00:18:53,776 YOU HAVE TO BE OUT THERE. 544 00:18:53,800 --> 00:18:56,409 YOU HAVE TO HAVE SOMETHING GOING ON, 545 00:18:56,433 --> 00:18:57,950 BECAUSE IF YOU DON'T IN THIS BUSINESS, 546 00:18:57,974 --> 00:19:00,044 PEOPLE FORGET ABOUT YOU IN FIVE SECONDS. 547 00:19:00,068 --> 00:19:02,109 OH, IN HERE, OF COURSE. - ALL RIGHT. 548 00:19:02,133 --> 00:19:03,650 - OH, WE MOVED DOWN HERE. - WE DID. 549 00:19:03,674 --> 00:19:04,776 - HI. 550 00:19:04,800 --> 00:19:06,109 - SO I THINK WE'RE GONNA GO MIDDLE? 551 00:19:06,133 --> 00:19:07,150 - YEAH. - ALL RIGHT. 552 00:19:07,174 --> 00:19:08,209 - HI. I'M LISA. 553 00:19:08,233 --> 00:19:09,947 - HEY, LISA. I'M CHRIS. - HI, CHRIS. 554 00:19:09,971 --> 00:19:11,609 - NICE TO MEET YOU. - NICE TO MEET YOU. 555 00:19:11,633 --> 00:19:16,576 I HAVE COHOSTED AND FILLED IN ON ACCESS HOLLYWOOD NOW... 556 00:19:16,600 --> 00:19:19,509 GOSH, OFF AND ON FOR PROBABLY AS LONG AS IT'S BEEN ON. 557 00:19:19,533 --> 00:19:21,343 OH, THERE'S KIT. 558 00:19:21,367 --> 00:19:23,009 LET ME GO SAY HI. 559 00:19:23,033 --> 00:19:25,779 THE THING ABOUT LIVE TELEVISION IS, IT'S LIVE. 560 00:19:25,803 --> 00:19:27,847 YOU CAN'T TAKE BACK WHAT YOU'VE SAID. 561 00:19:27,871 --> 00:19:30,543 YOU CAN'T PREPARE. 562 00:19:30,567 --> 00:19:31,743 YOU CAN'T REALLY PLAN. 563 00:19:31,767 --> 00:19:33,476 [laughs] I LOVE THOSE PATCHES. 564 00:19:33,500 --> 00:19:35,247 - CAN WE GET YOU SOME? DO WE HAVE ANY EXTRA? 565 00:19:35,271 --> 00:19:36,609 - DO YOU HAVE ANY EXTRA? 566 00:19:36,633 --> 00:19:37,947 NO ONE CAN CONTROL YOU. 567 00:19:37,971 --> 00:19:40,309 THAT'S WHAT IT IS. NO ONE CAN CONTROL ME. 568 00:19:40,333 --> 00:19:41,910 - DO YOU KNOW ABOUT THIS ICE BUCKET CHALLENGE? 569 00:19:41,934 --> 00:19:43,047 - YES. - HAVE YOU DONE IT? 570 00:19:43,071 --> 00:19:44,710 - NO, BUT I WANT TO. - OKAY, SO GOOD. 571 00:19:44,734 --> 00:19:47,111 SO MAYBE THESE BOYS WILL NOMINATE YOU. 572 00:19:47,135 --> 00:19:50,333 - 20 MINUTES TO AIR. 20 MINUTES. 573 00:19:52,233 --> 00:19:54,609 - I DON'T CARE IF YOU'RE IN THIS BUSINESS OR NOT, 574 00:19:54,633 --> 00:19:58,780 THE PRESSURE IS THAT YOU HAVE TO LOOK LIKE A 20-YEAR-OLD FOREVER. 575 00:19:58,804 --> 00:20:01,676 I AM GOING TO MAKE SURE 576 00:20:01,700 --> 00:20:06,576 THAT I STAY LOOKING FRESH AS A [bleep] DAISY. 577 00:20:06,600 --> 00:20:09,576 [laughs] 578 00:20:09,600 --> 00:20:11,509 - SHAKE IT OUT. 579 00:20:11,533 --> 00:20:13,476 - THERE WE GO. 580 00:20:13,500 --> 00:20:15,070 THANK YOU SO MUCH. 581 00:20:23,367 --> 00:20:24,827 - HEY. 582 00:20:26,467 --> 00:20:28,810 I WORE THE CHEAPEST GLASSES THAT I OWN JUST IN CASE I LOSE THEM. 583 00:20:28,834 --> 00:20:30,276 - THAT'S GOOD. JUST IN CASE. 584 00:20:30,300 --> 00:20:31,776 - SO WHAT ARE THE ODDS THAT I'M GONNA ACTUALLY GO IN THE WATER? 585 00:20:31,800 --> 00:20:33,209 WHAT DO YOU THINK? - 50/50. 586 00:20:33,233 --> 00:20:35,080 - BEING AN ACTRESS, I DO FEEL, YOU KNOW, 587 00:20:35,104 --> 00:20:37,409 THE NEED TO AT LEAST KEEP IT UP... 588 00:20:37,433 --> 00:20:39,950 KEEP THE APPEARANCE UP, BECAUSE I MEAN, THAT IS PART OF MY JOB. 589 00:20:39,974 --> 00:20:41,910 DON'T LAUGH AT ME IF I FALL ON MY ASS. 590 00:20:41,934 --> 00:20:44,209 - YOU WON'T BE FALLING DOWN AT ALL. 591 00:20:44,233 --> 00:20:45,680 - I'M DEFINITELY PASSIONATE ABOUT WORKING OUT. 592 00:20:45,704 --> 00:20:47,509 IT'S SOMETHING THAT I REALLY ENJOY DOING. 593 00:20:47,533 --> 00:20:49,576 UM... 594 00:20:49,600 --> 00:20:51,109 [sighs] IS THAT TRUE? 595 00:20:51,133 --> 00:20:52,876 - HOW IS THAT? 596 00:20:52,900 --> 00:20:54,447 - IT'S LIKE HOLDING A GARAGE DOOR, ACTUALLY. 597 00:20:54,471 --> 00:20:56,209 - HERE WE GO. I KNOW. IT IS. 598 00:20:56,233 --> 00:20:58,309 - SOMETIMES, I'D RATHER BE EATING A DOUGHNUT 599 00:20:58,333 --> 00:21:00,376 THAN WORKING OUT, 600 00:21:00,400 --> 00:21:02,609 BUT I'VE BEEN KNOWN TO DO BOTH AT THE SAME TIME. 601 00:21:02,633 --> 00:21:04,976 [laughs] 602 00:21:05,000 --> 00:21:07,009 [sighs] I'M NOT KIDDING. I ACTUALLY HAVE. 603 00:21:07,033 --> 00:21:09,833 - KEEP IT POINTING STRAIGHT. 604 00:21:14,600 --> 00:21:16,743 THEN WE'RE GONNA STAND UP. 605 00:21:16,767 --> 00:21:18,810 AND YOU KEEP YOUR KNEES BENT. 606 00:21:18,834 --> 00:21:22,109 JUST A SLIGHT BEND IN THAT KNEE... OF THE KNEES. 607 00:21:22,133 --> 00:21:23,443 - AH! 608 00:21:23,467 --> 00:21:25,543 - AND JUST... YOU WANT TO START PADDLING. 609 00:21:25,567 --> 00:21:27,876 ONCE YOU'RE STANDING STILL, YOU COULD BE... 610 00:21:27,900 --> 00:21:28,976 YOU CAN FALL. 611 00:21:29,000 --> 00:21:31,009 SO YOU WANT TO HAVE THAT MOVEMENT OF... 612 00:21:31,033 --> 00:21:32,276 GOOD. 613 00:21:32,300 --> 00:21:34,047 - IT'S IMPORTANT TO STAY RELEVANT IN HOLLYWOOD 614 00:21:34,071 --> 00:21:35,276 BECAUSE YOU WANT TO BE HIRED, 615 00:21:35,300 --> 00:21:37,346 AND TO BE HIRED, YOU HAVE TO BE SOMEWHAT, 616 00:21:37,370 --> 00:21:40,810 YOU KNOW, CURRENT AND IMPORTANT, "WHATEVER THAT MEANS" 617 00:21:40,834 --> 00:21:42,042 TO "WHOMEVER THAT MEANS." 618 00:21:42,066 --> 00:21:43,509 - HOPEFULLY, THERE'S NO SHARKS HANGING OUT... 619 00:21:43,533 --> 00:21:44,748 - YOU KNOW, SHARKS DON'T USUALLY SCARE ME, 620 00:21:44,772 --> 00:21:46,209 BUT THERE'S BEEN SO MANY SIGHTINGS LATELY. 621 00:21:46,233 --> 00:21:47,443 - I KNOW. 622 00:21:47,467 --> 00:21:48,743 - I DON'T REALLY LIKE THE PUBLICITY ROUTE, 623 00:21:48,767 --> 00:21:50,144 BUT I KNOW THAT IT WORKS FOR OTHER PEOPLE. 624 00:21:50,168 --> 00:21:52,576 FOR ME, I JUST ALWAYS WANT TO JUST KEEP DOING MY CRAFT. 625 00:21:52,600 --> 00:21:54,943 AS AN ACTOR, THAT'S BEEN MY BREAD AND BUTTER. 626 00:21:54,967 --> 00:21:55,944 THAT'S JUST WHAT I DO. 627 00:21:55,968 --> 00:21:57,727 - WATCH OUT. - AH! 628 00:22:02,500 --> 00:22:05,309 THAT WAS NOT A PRETTY DISMOUNT. 629 00:22:05,333 --> 00:22:07,843 - THREE, TWO... 630 00:22:07,867 --> 00:22:09,076 - TODAY ON ACCESS HOLLYWOOD LIVE, 631 00:22:09,100 --> 00:22:10,077 LOOK WHO I HAVE. 632 00:22:10,101 --> 00:22:11,446 LISA RINNA IS HERE. - HI. 633 00:22:11,470 --> 00:22:13,676 - YOU KNOW IT'S GONNA BE FUN. - YOU BETCHA, BABY. 634 00:22:13,700 --> 00:22:15,476 YOU HEARD ABOUT THAT A.L.S... THE ICE BUCKET CHALLENGE? 635 00:22:15,500 --> 00:22:16,477 - I TOOK IT. - YOU DID IT? 636 00:22:16,501 --> 00:22:17,676 - YEAH. 637 00:22:17,700 --> 00:22:18,810 - AND EVERYONE FROM J.T. TO MARTHA STEWART, 638 00:22:18,834 --> 00:22:20,511 THEY'RE DUMPING COLD WATER ON THEMSELVES. 639 00:22:20,535 --> 00:22:21,710 - WOW. - I LOVE THIS. 640 00:22:21,734 --> 00:22:23,311 - WE'RE GONNA CHALLENGE TWO STARS RIGHT HERE 641 00:22:23,335 --> 00:22:25,250 TO DO IT LIVE ON ACCESS HOLLYWOOD LIVE, 642 00:22:25,274 --> 00:22:27,196 WHICH STARTS RIGHT NOW. 643 00:22:30,600 --> 00:22:31,646 HI, SWEETIE, I LOVE... 644 00:22:31,670 --> 00:22:33,176 - DID WE PLAN OUR LITTLE MATCHING... 645 00:22:33,200 --> 00:22:34,347 - LOOK AT THIS. WE DID. - PLEATHER? 646 00:22:34,371 --> 00:22:36,876 - WHAT IS IT, THE LEATHER SHIFT DRESS DAY. 647 00:22:36,900 --> 00:22:38,710 - LOOKING GOOD. - WEAR LEATHER TO WORK DAY. 648 00:22:38,734 --> 00:22:41,443 - I LOVE THAT I'M A CELEBRITY 649 00:22:41,467 --> 00:22:44,276 OR THAT I'M FAMOUS OR THAT I'M KNOWN. 650 00:22:44,300 --> 00:22:45,776 WE WORK FOR THAT. 651 00:22:45,800 --> 00:22:49,347 - WE'LL BE RIGHT BACK WITH LISA TAKING THE ICE BUCKET CHALLENGE 652 00:22:49,371 --> 00:22:50,876 AFTER THESE MESSAGES. 653 00:22:50,900 --> 00:22:53,910 - NOW THEY GO, "I THINK SHE'S TOO FAMOUS. 654 00:22:53,934 --> 00:22:55,648 "I THINK SHE'S TOO WELL-KNOWN. 655 00:22:55,672 --> 00:22:57,609 WE NEED TO GO WITH SOMEBODY THAT'S UNKNOWN." 656 00:22:57,633 --> 00:22:59,280 AND YOU'RE LIKE, "WHAT THE [bleep]? 657 00:22:59,304 --> 00:23:02,943 "I WORKED MY WHOLE LIFE TO BECOME KNOWN 658 00:23:02,967 --> 00:23:06,776 AND NOW YOU'RE NOT GONNA HIRE ME BECAUSE I'M TOO KNOWN?" 659 00:23:06,800 --> 00:23:08,376 THAT PISSES ME OFF. 660 00:23:08,400 --> 00:23:10,810 - AND GO! - HEY! 661 00:23:10,834 --> 00:23:12,209 - WHOO! 662 00:23:12,233 --> 00:23:15,233 [cheers and applause] 663 00:23:16,867 --> 00:23:19,367 - WHOO! 664 00:23:22,567 --> 00:23:24,044 - THIS IS THE FIRST TIME YOUR SISTER'S EVER MADE HERSELF 665 00:23:24,068 --> 00:23:25,109 A SANDWICH. 666 00:23:25,133 --> 00:23:26,603 - THIS IS HISTORY IN THE MAKING. 667 00:23:28,533 --> 00:23:30,748 - PORTIA, I CAN'T BELIEVE YOU'RE MAKING YOUR OWN SANDWICH. 668 00:23:30,772 --> 00:23:32,676 YOU CAN START COOKING DINNER FOR THE WHOLE FAMILY. 669 00:23:32,700 --> 00:23:34,130 THIS IS FANTASTIC. 670 00:23:38,166 --> 00:23:39,543 - WELL, THE GOOD THING ABOUT THIS IS THAT 671 00:23:39,567 --> 00:23:41,576 NEXT TIME SHE ASKS US TO MAKE HER A SANDWICH, 672 00:23:41,600 --> 00:23:42,910 WE CAN JUST TELL HER TO GO MAKE IT HERSELF. 673 00:23:42,934 --> 00:23:45,343 - SPEAKING OF MAKING YOUR OWN FOOD AND STUFF, 674 00:23:45,367 --> 00:23:47,209 I NEED TO TEACH YOU SOME OF THAT STUFF BEFORE YOU GO TO SCHOOL, 675 00:23:47,233 --> 00:23:48,210 BY THE WAY. 676 00:23:48,234 --> 00:23:49,443 - I KNOW. YOU DO. 677 00:23:49,467 --> 00:23:51,643 - AND ALSO HAVE TO TEACH YOU HOW TO DO YOUR LAUNDRY 678 00:23:51,667 --> 00:23:53,910 - THAT I DO NEED TO LEARN. 679 00:23:53,934 --> 00:23:55,948 - ALEXIA'S LEAVING FOR COLLEGE SOON, 680 00:23:55,972 --> 00:23:57,810 AND I FEEL LIKE I PREPARED MY KIDS 681 00:23:57,834 --> 00:23:59,581 FOR A LOT OF THINGS IN LIFE. 682 00:23:59,605 --> 00:24:01,776 LAUNDRY IS NOT ONE OF THEM. 683 00:24:01,800 --> 00:24:03,676 - YOU SERIOUSLY DON'T KNOW HOW TO DO LAUNDRY? 684 00:24:03,700 --> 00:24:05,276 - DO YOU? - HONEY, I KNOW... 685 00:24:05,300 --> 00:24:07,076 I MEAN, I KNOW HOW TO DO LAUNDRY. 686 00:24:07,100 --> 00:24:08,876 - [laughs] 687 00:24:08,900 --> 00:24:11,810 MAURICIO DOESN'T KNOW HOW TO DO ANYTHING IN THE HOUSE, 688 00:24:11,834 --> 00:24:14,910 WHETHER IT'S LAUNDRY, CHANGE A LIGHTBULB, 689 00:24:14,934 --> 00:24:17,176 MAKE A SANDWICH. 690 00:24:17,200 --> 00:24:18,409 - I DON'T REMEMBER THE LAST TIME I DID... 691 00:24:18,433 --> 00:24:19,643 - DON'T ACT ALL JUDGMENTAL. 692 00:24:19,667 --> 00:24:21,076 "YOU REALLY DON'T KNOW HOW TO DO YOUR LAUNDRY?" 693 00:24:21,100 --> 00:24:22,676 - HAVE YOU EVER DONE LAUNDRY? 694 00:24:22,700 --> 00:24:24,409 - IN MY LIFE? 695 00:24:24,433 --> 00:24:25,476 - AH! - OR IN THE LAST... 696 00:24:25,500 --> 00:24:26,976 - LISTEN TO DAD SWEATING BULLETS HERE. 697 00:24:27,000 --> 00:24:28,176 - OR THE LAST... - LOOK AT HIM. 698 00:24:28,200 --> 00:24:29,446 OH, HIS LITTLE, RED CHEEKS. 699 00:24:29,470 --> 00:24:30,810 - OR THE LAST 20 YEARS? 700 00:24:30,834 --> 00:24:33,311 - IF HE WANTS A SANDWICH, HE'LL SAY TO ME, 701 00:24:33,335 --> 00:24:35,443 "OH, I REALLY WANT A SANDWICH. 702 00:24:35,467 --> 00:24:37,776 WHERE'S THE TURKEY?" 703 00:24:37,800 --> 00:24:39,309 IT'S IN THE LAUNDRY ROOM. 704 00:24:39,333 --> 00:24:40,509 HONEY, BELIEVE ME, 705 00:24:40,533 --> 00:24:41,710 I'VE BEEN MARRIED 20 YEARS. 706 00:24:41,734 --> 00:24:43,181 YOU'VE NEVER DONE LAUNDRY IN YOUR LIFE. 707 00:24:43,205 --> 00:24:44,576 WHERE DO YOU THINK IT IS? 708 00:24:44,600 --> 00:24:46,176 - YOU'RE OFF. - I'M OFF. 709 00:24:46,200 --> 00:24:47,409 - GOING OUT? 710 00:24:47,433 --> 00:24:48,509 - ARE YOU GOING OUT TONIGHT WITH YOUR FRIENDS? 711 00:24:48,533 --> 00:24:49,843 - HONEY... 712 00:24:49,867 --> 00:24:51,009 - I'M ACTUALLY JUST GOING TO SHELBY'S HOUSE 713 00:24:51,033 --> 00:24:52,150 FOR A BARBECUE FOR A LITTLE BIT. 714 00:24:52,174 --> 00:24:53,876 - OOH. - FIVE MINUTES AWAY. 715 00:24:53,900 --> 00:24:56,543 - MUAH. - BYE, MOM. 716 00:24:56,567 --> 00:24:58,276 VERY MUCH. THANK YOU. 717 00:24:58,300 --> 00:24:59,547 - MUAH. - I LOVE YOU. 718 00:24:59,571 --> 00:25:02,109 - I LOVE YOU GUYS. 719 00:25:02,133 --> 00:25:04,979 - THIS IS HOW WE'RE GONNA BE EVERY NIGHT PRETTY SOON, 720 00:25:05,003 --> 00:25:06,676 WITH ONLY PORTIA AND YOU AND ME. 721 00:25:06,700 --> 00:25:07,943 - I KNOW. 722 00:25:07,967 --> 00:25:12,343 - I THINK ABOUT THE FACT THAT ALEXIA IS ONE YEAR 723 00:25:12,367 --> 00:25:14,810 YOUNGER THAN I WAS WHEN I HAD FARRAH. 724 00:25:14,834 --> 00:25:16,810 ALL MY FRIENDS WERE GOING OFF TO COLLEGE, 725 00:25:16,834 --> 00:25:18,151 GOING TO THEIR SORORITIES, 726 00:25:18,175 --> 00:25:20,509 AND I WAS HOME, NURSING A BABY. 727 00:25:20,533 --> 00:25:22,743 - WE'VE GONE FROM SIX TO THREE. 728 00:25:22,767 --> 00:25:24,543 - WHO'S... YOU MEAN A FAMILY OF SIX. 729 00:25:24,567 --> 00:25:26,643 - A FAMILY OF SIX TO A FAMILY OF THREE. 730 00:25:26,667 --> 00:25:28,910 - OKAY, WE'RE JUMPING THE GUN. THEY'RE STILL AT HOME. 731 00:25:28,934 --> 00:25:30,443 - [laughs] 732 00:25:30,467 --> 00:25:33,309 - BUT IT DOES FEEL LIKE THAT. - IT'S CRAZY, THOUGH, HUH? 733 00:25:33,333 --> 00:25:34,979 - PORTIA, WANT TO GO OUT TO DINNER, 734 00:25:35,003 --> 00:25:37,676 JUST YOUR DAD, YOU, AND ME, AFTER YOUR SANDWICH? 735 00:25:37,700 --> 00:25:39,409 - OKAY. 736 00:25:39,433 --> 00:25:41,309 I'M MAKING POO, BY THE WAY. 737 00:25:41,333 --> 00:25:45,376 MOM, WOULD YOU LIKE ONE? 738 00:25:45,400 --> 00:25:47,170 - I'M GOOD. THANK YOU. - OKAY. 739 00:25:59,400 --> 00:26:00,876 - COULD WE PUFF THIS UP A BIT MORE? 740 00:26:00,900 --> 00:26:02,447 - YEAH, I'M GONNA PUT SOME MORE THINGS... 741 00:26:02,471 --> 00:26:03,710 - WHAT ELSE HAVE WE GOT? 742 00:26:03,734 --> 00:26:07,204 - I'VE GOT AN ASSORTMENT OF OUR MANY DESSERTS. 743 00:26:09,900 --> 00:26:12,810 - OKAY, SO WE'RE GONNA PUT ENGLISH BREAKFAST TEA IN HERE. 744 00:26:12,834 --> 00:26:14,009 OKAY? HOT WATER. 745 00:26:14,033 --> 00:26:16,009 THEN WE'RE GONNA PUT MINT AND CHAMOMILE, 746 00:26:16,033 --> 00:26:18,609 AND THEN WE'RE GOING TO PUT EXTRA HOT WATER IN HERE. 747 00:26:18,633 --> 00:26:20,042 ARE WE OKAY? 748 00:26:20,066 --> 00:26:21,376 YOU LOOK LIKE YOU'VE NEVER POURED A CUP OF TEA BEFORE. 749 00:26:21,400 --> 00:26:22,547 YOU HAVEN'T, HAVE YOU? - NO, I HAVEN'T. 750 00:26:22,571 --> 00:26:24,543 - HAVE YOU? OKAY, WELL, THIS IS YOUR JOB. 751 00:26:24,567 --> 00:26:27,109 [laughter] OKAY, YOU'RE HERE. 752 00:26:27,133 --> 00:26:28,509 BUT THESE WILL NEED TIME... - HELLO. 753 00:26:28,533 --> 00:26:30,050 - HEY. OH, YOU LOOK GORGEOUS. - HOW ARE YOU? 754 00:26:30,074 --> 00:26:32,509 - HAPPY BIRTHDAY! - THANK YOU. 755 00:26:32,533 --> 00:26:34,547 HOW ARE YOU? - GOOD. HOW ARE YOU? 756 00:26:34,571 --> 00:26:36,509 - I'M GOOD. - OH, THANK YOU FOR COMING. 757 00:26:36,533 --> 00:26:37,810 - YEAH. OF COURSE. 758 00:26:37,834 --> 00:26:40,509 - OH, HELLO. I LOVE YOU FOR COMING. 759 00:26:40,533 --> 00:26:43,409 THANK YOU. - HELLO, HELLO, HELLO. 760 00:26:43,433 --> 00:26:46,176 - OH, YOU. - HI, MY GORGEOUS! 761 00:26:46,200 --> 00:26:47,546 - HOW ARE YOU? - I MISSED YOU! 762 00:26:47,570 --> 00:26:49,943 - SO GOOD TO SEE YOU. - HI, GORGEOUS. 763 00:26:49,967 --> 00:26:51,509 - OH, YOU LOVELY THING. THANK YOU SO MUCH. 764 00:26:51,533 --> 00:26:52,743 - GOWNS. 765 00:26:52,767 --> 00:26:54,876 - OH, THAT'S GONNA LOOK GREAT ON ME. 766 00:26:54,900 --> 00:26:56,443 THANK YOU. 767 00:26:56,467 --> 00:26:59,976 - I AM ASKED TO GO TO MANY CHARITY FUNCTIONS, 768 00:27:00,000 --> 00:27:02,546 AND I TRY TO GO TO AS MANY AS I POSSIBLY CAN. 769 00:27:02,570 --> 00:27:04,776 I THINK AS A CELEBRITY, IT'S A DUTY. 770 00:27:04,800 --> 00:27:08,109 IF IT'S A FRIEND, I'LL ALWAYS SHOW UP. 771 00:27:08,133 --> 00:27:09,543 100%. 772 00:27:09,567 --> 00:27:10,976 - THANK YOU. HOW ARE YOU GUYS DOING? 773 00:27:11,000 --> 00:27:12,576 - I'M DOING WELL. HOW ARE YOU? 774 00:27:12,600 --> 00:27:13,576 - GOOD. - THANK YOU VERY MUCH. 775 00:27:13,600 --> 00:27:14,577 - WHERE ARE WE GOING? 776 00:27:14,601 --> 00:27:16,109 - CAN I OFFER YOU SOME TEA? 777 00:27:16,133 --> 00:27:17,679 - [gasps] SURE. I'D LOVE SOME. 778 00:27:17,703 --> 00:27:21,376 - WE HAVE BREAKFAST, CHAMOMILE, OR A ZEN TEA, IT'S A MINT. 779 00:27:21,400 --> 00:27:22,646 - I'LL HAVE A ZEN TEA. - OKAY. 780 00:27:22,670 --> 00:27:23,676 - I NEED ZEN TEA. 781 00:27:23,700 --> 00:27:24,677 - THEY LOOK... - WELL, A LOT OF THEM... 782 00:27:24,701 --> 00:27:25,776 - WOW! 783 00:27:25,800 --> 00:27:27,747 - THEY GOT A LOT OF PROM THINGS LAST YEAR. 784 00:27:27,771 --> 00:27:28,843 - OH, I... 785 00:27:28,867 --> 00:27:29,876 - SO THEY NEED A BIT OF... 786 00:27:29,900 --> 00:27:31,346 - GOOD SELECTION OF SHORT ONES TOO. 787 00:27:31,370 --> 00:27:32,509 - GREAT SELECTION. 788 00:27:32,533 --> 00:27:34,480 - THESE ALL... THESE ARE GOING, RIGHT HERE? 789 00:27:34,504 --> 00:27:36,509 - IT'S REALLY GREAT. 790 00:27:36,533 --> 00:27:38,650 - [gasps] HI, GORGEOUS. - HELLO! 791 00:27:38,674 --> 00:27:39,943 HOW ARE YOU? 792 00:27:39,967 --> 00:27:41,576 - MUAH. - YOU LOOK LOVELY. 793 00:27:41,600 --> 00:27:42,743 - AS DO YOU. 794 00:27:42,767 --> 00:27:44,109 - AND THIS IS AMAZING. 795 00:27:44,133 --> 00:27:47,376 LIKE, NAVY BLUE IS MY FAVORITE COLOR. 796 00:27:47,400 --> 00:27:48,745 - WELL, YOU'VE BEEN HERE BEFORE, HAVEN'T YOU? 797 00:27:48,769 --> 00:27:49,744 - NEVER BEEN HERE. - OH, YOU HAVEN'T? 798 00:27:49,768 --> 00:27:51,044 - THIS IS SO UP OUR ALLEY. 799 00:27:51,068 --> 00:27:54,209 JUST THE DECOR, THE WHOLE THING. - THESE PIECES. YEAH. 800 00:27:54,233 --> 00:27:56,247 - YEAH, THE CHANDELIERS AND, LIKE, THE BAR. 801 00:27:56,271 --> 00:27:57,543 - IT'S VERY ECLECTIC. - YES. 802 00:27:57,567 --> 00:27:59,176 - I HAVE VERY ECLECTIC TASTE. VERY. 803 00:27:59,200 --> 00:28:01,209 LISA VANDERPUMP HAS GREAT STYLE. 804 00:28:01,233 --> 00:28:04,903 SHE'S VERY BEVERLY HILLS WITH... A TWIST. 805 00:28:06,900 --> 00:28:09,609 - HELLO. - THIS IS SO BEAUTIFUL. 806 00:28:09,633 --> 00:28:12,050 - OH, I FORGOT YOU HAVEN'T BEEN HERE. 807 00:28:12,074 --> 00:28:14,142 - NO. I-I HAVEN'T. 808 00:28:14,166 --> 00:28:15,743 - IT'S NOT NORMALLY OPEN IN THE DAY. 809 00:28:15,767 --> 00:28:18,309 - BECAUSE YOU DIDN'T INVITE ME. THAT'S WHY I HAVEN'T BEEN HERE. 810 00:28:18,333 --> 00:28:19,447 - STOP. STOP. - IT'S TRUE. 811 00:28:19,471 --> 00:28:20,810 THIS IS SO BEAUTIFUL. 812 00:28:20,834 --> 00:28:22,279 I'M HAPPY TO FINALLY SEE IT. 813 00:28:22,303 --> 00:28:24,200 I WISH SHE WOULD HAVE SENT US AN INVITATION. 814 00:28:27,400 --> 00:28:29,409 - FEELS LIKE YOU'RE TRANSPORTED SOMEWHERE IN PROVENCE 815 00:28:29,433 --> 00:28:30,676 OR SOMEWHERE IN EUROPE. 816 00:28:30,700 --> 00:28:32,376 I MEAN, IT'S GOT 100-YEAR-OLD OLIVE TREES. 817 00:28:32,400 --> 00:28:33,546 I'M VERY EXCITED ABOUT IT. 818 00:28:33,570 --> 00:28:35,876 - IF YOU HAVE AN IMPORTANT EVENT IN YOUR LIFE, 819 00:28:35,900 --> 00:28:36,946 FRIENDS SHOULD BE THERE. 820 00:28:36,970 --> 00:28:38,710 I MEAN, IF YOU SAY I'M YOUR FRIEND, 821 00:28:38,734 --> 00:28:41,211 THEN INVITE ME TO THESE IMPORTANT, YOU KNOW, 822 00:28:41,235 --> 00:28:43,276 CELEBRATIONS IN YOUR LIFE. 823 00:28:43,300 --> 00:28:45,476 - HELLO. - HELLO! 824 00:28:45,500 --> 00:28:46,847 - HOW ARE YOU? - HI. 825 00:28:46,871 --> 00:28:47,943 - SO CUTE. 826 00:28:47,967 --> 00:28:49,843 - THANK YOU. SO DO YOU. 827 00:28:49,867 --> 00:28:50,844 - HOW'S IT GOING? - HI, MY FRIENDS. 828 00:28:50,868 --> 00:28:52,142 - HI. - HI. 829 00:28:52,166 --> 00:28:53,743 - REALLY NICE TO SEE YOU. NICE TO SEE EVERYONE. 830 00:28:53,767 --> 00:28:56,009 HI, HOW ARE YOU? - HELLO. CUTE! 831 00:28:56,033 --> 00:28:57,142 HELLO. 832 00:28:57,166 --> 00:28:58,176 - LOOKS BEAUTIFUL IN HERE, OF COURSE. 833 00:28:58,200 --> 00:29:00,142 - THANK YOU. OH, THANK YOU SO MUCH. 834 00:29:00,166 --> 00:29:01,176 - I GOT SOME STUFF FROM THE STORE, TOO, 835 00:29:01,200 --> 00:29:02,177 BECAUSE I DIDN'T... 836 00:29:02,201 --> 00:29:03,509 - OKAY. 837 00:29:03,533 --> 00:29:05,547 THANK YOU. - I ONLY GOT THREE, BUT... 838 00:29:05,571 --> 00:29:08,076 - NO, ANYTHING YOU GIVE ME IS FANTASTIC. 839 00:29:08,100 --> 00:29:09,710 THEY WERE THRILLED LAST YEAR. 840 00:29:09,734 --> 00:29:11,676 - OH, GOOD. - THANK YOU. 841 00:29:11,700 --> 00:29:13,346 WILL YOU TAKE... CAN YOU TAKE THAT? 842 00:29:13,370 --> 00:29:15,476 - IT'S ALL I HAVE. - NO, NO, THAT'S AMAZING. 843 00:29:15,500 --> 00:29:17,476 THANK YOU SO MUCH. THAT'S GREAT. 844 00:29:17,500 --> 00:29:19,242 - HOW ARE YOU? 845 00:29:19,266 --> 00:29:20,476 - I'M GOOD. 846 00:29:20,500 --> 00:29:22,643 - NICE. - BUT IT'S GOOD. YES. 847 00:29:22,667 --> 00:29:24,009 - WELL, THANK YOU FOR COMING TO THE HOUSEWARMING. 848 00:29:24,033 --> 00:29:26,179 MY PARENTS WERE REALLY HAPPY TO CATCH UP WITH YOU. 849 00:29:26,203 --> 00:29:27,846 - THEY WERE VERY SWEET, ACTUALLY. 850 00:29:27,870 --> 00:29:30,144 - MY PARENTS ARE VERY NICE. - I KNOW. 851 00:29:30,168 --> 00:29:31,843 - HOW DID THEY HAVE ME? 852 00:29:31,867 --> 00:29:32,910 - I WAS TRYING TO FIGURE THAT OUT. 853 00:29:32,934 --> 00:29:34,343 - I KNOW. 854 00:29:34,367 --> 00:29:35,810 I THOUGHT THAT WOULD BE THE NEXT THING OUT OF YOUR MOUTH. 855 00:29:35,834 --> 00:29:36,976 - NO, NO. WELL, IT WILL BE. 856 00:29:37,000 --> 00:29:38,109 I WAS GONNA WAIT A WHILE. - RIGHT. 857 00:29:38,133 --> 00:29:40,276 - YEAH, YEAH. BUT THEY WERE VERY SWEET. 858 00:29:40,300 --> 00:29:41,609 - WELL, THAT'S GOOD. THEY HAD A GOOD TIME. 859 00:29:41,633 --> 00:29:45,833 THEY THOUGHT IT WAS REALLY NICE TO SEE EVERYONE, SO... 860 00:29:48,266 --> 00:29:51,209 LISA CAN MAKE ME NERVOUS, 861 00:29:51,233 --> 00:29:53,109 AND I'M NOT EXACTLY SURE WHY. 862 00:29:53,133 --> 00:29:55,743 I MEAN, I... [laughs] 863 00:29:55,767 --> 00:30:00,543 I JUST... YEAH, I DON'T KNOW WHY SHE MAKES ME NERVOUS. 864 00:30:00,567 --> 00:30:02,209 - WHAT? - WHAT? 865 00:30:02,233 --> 00:30:03,647 - OKAY... - ALL RIGHT, LET'S ENTER. 866 00:30:03,671 --> 00:30:04,743 [laughs] - GO ON, THEN. 867 00:30:04,767 --> 00:30:05,744 - THANK YOU. 868 00:30:05,768 --> 00:30:08,109 - HELLO. HOW ARE YOU? - GREAT. 869 00:30:08,133 --> 00:30:09,548 I CAN TAKE THAT OFF YOU IF YOU'D LIKE. 870 00:30:09,572 --> 00:30:10,544 - THANK YOU. 871 00:30:10,568 --> 00:30:12,443 - SURE. WE HAVE TEA. WE HAVE SANGRIA. 872 00:30:12,467 --> 00:30:13,910 - DO YOU HAVE COFFEE? - WE CAN GET YOU A COFFEE. 873 00:30:13,934 --> 00:30:14,911 - OKAY. 874 00:30:14,935 --> 00:30:17,142 HI, GIRL. 875 00:30:17,166 --> 00:30:18,643 - HI. - HOW ARE YOU? 876 00:30:18,667 --> 00:30:20,576 - GOOD. HOW ARE YOU? - GOOD. 877 00:30:20,600 --> 00:30:23,346 LISA DIDN'T INVITE ME TO THE PUMP OPENING. 878 00:30:23,370 --> 00:30:25,144 I WAS ACTUALLY KIND OF SHOCKED. 879 00:30:25,168 --> 00:30:27,509 [British accent] I HOPE LISA WILL BE A DARLING TO ME. 880 00:30:27,533 --> 00:30:31,509 [laughs] I HOPE LISA WILL BE A DARLING TO ME. 881 00:30:31,533 --> 00:30:33,976 - OH, YOU'RE SO GREAT. [laughter] 882 00:30:34,000 --> 00:30:35,409 - [British accent] I MISS YOU, DARLING. 883 00:30:35,433 --> 00:30:37,242 [laughs] 884 00:30:37,266 --> 00:30:39,543 - WE MIGHT NEED TO TRIM THESE... I HAVE SOMETHING FOR YOU. 885 00:30:39,567 --> 00:30:40,609 - NO, WE DON'T... 886 00:30:40,633 --> 00:30:42,576 - IT'S AN OLIVE BRANCH. [laughs] 887 00:30:42,600 --> 00:30:43,876 - IT'LL NEED TO BE A LOT BIGGER ONE THAN THAT. 888 00:30:43,900 --> 00:30:45,147 YOU NEED TO... - ALL RIGHT. HOLD ON. 889 00:30:45,171 --> 00:30:47,643 - YOU NEED TO CHOP THIS TREE DOWN AND GIVE IT TO ME. 890 00:30:47,667 --> 00:30:50,209 WHAT? - IT'S THE OLIVE BRANCH. 891 00:30:50,233 --> 00:30:51,880 - IT'S AN OLIVE BRANCH. - YOU'RE SUPPOSED TO ACCEPT IT. 892 00:30:51,904 --> 00:30:53,609 - THAT CAME OFF REALLY, REALLY EASY. 893 00:30:53,633 --> 00:30:55,443 [laughter] 894 00:30:55,467 --> 00:30:56,543 HERE YOU GO. - TAKE IT. 895 00:30:56,567 --> 00:30:58,209 - SHE'S OFFERING IT TO YOU. 896 00:30:58,233 --> 00:31:03,109 - YOU CAN'T JUST RIP A BRANCH OFF OF A BEAUTIFUL, LIVE TREE. 897 00:31:03,133 --> 00:31:06,247 DOES SHE THINK LISA IS GOING TO BE HAPPY ABOUT THIS? 898 00:31:06,271 --> 00:31:08,443 AREN'T THINGS BAD ENOUGH BETWEEN THEM? 899 00:31:08,467 --> 00:31:10,443 - [laughs] 900 00:31:10,467 --> 00:31:12,876 - I'D LIKE TO ACTUALLY TIE HER UP WITH THIS OLIVE BRANCH 901 00:31:12,900 --> 00:31:14,976 AND LEAVE HER ON THE TREE. 902 00:31:15,000 --> 00:31:16,609 IT'S NOT FUNNY. - IT IS. 903 00:31:16,633 --> 00:31:18,876 - IT'S NOT FUNNY. - ALL RIGHT. 904 00:31:18,900 --> 00:31:21,843 IT'S MY BEAUTIFUL TREE. - WELL, IT IS NOW. 905 00:31:21,867 --> 00:31:24,376 - AT LEAST TAKE IT. - THANK YOU. 906 00:31:24,400 --> 00:31:25,976 - SHE'S GONNA HIT ME WITH IT. 907 00:31:26,000 --> 00:31:27,109 OH, THAT HURT. 908 00:31:27,133 --> 00:31:28,976 - OH, YOU PROBABLY LIKED IT. - A LITTLE BIT. 909 00:31:29,000 --> 00:31:30,710 - I CAN TELL THAT LISA VANDERPUMP AND BRANDI 910 00:31:30,734 --> 00:31:33,279 HAVE A HISTORY, AND IT'S NOT A GOOD ONE, 911 00:31:33,303 --> 00:31:36,109 AND I DON'T WANT TO GET NEAR THAT WITH A TEN-FOOT POLE. 912 00:31:36,133 --> 00:31:37,609 - JUST EAT SOMETHING, PLEASE. 913 00:31:37,633 --> 00:31:38,750 - YOU CHICKS ARE CRAZY. 914 00:31:38,774 --> 00:31:40,409 - YOU THINK? 915 00:31:40,433 --> 00:31:41,910 - COMING UP... 916 00:31:41,934 --> 00:31:45,047 - CAN YOU PLEASE NOT, YOU KNOW, PULL ANY BRANCHES OFF MY TREE? 917 00:31:45,071 --> 00:31:46,776 - DO YOU WANT ME TO EAT YOUR PUSSY? 918 00:31:46,800 --> 00:31:48,543 [laughs] 919 00:31:48,567 --> 00:31:49,897 - SORRY? 920 00:31:52,900 --> 00:31:54,543 - I ENDED UP DOING THIS CHALLENGE 921 00:31:54,567 --> 00:31:56,144 THAT I NEVER WOULD HAVE EVER THOUGHT I WOULD DO 922 00:31:56,168 --> 00:31:57,276 IN A MILLION YEARS. 923 00:31:57,300 --> 00:31:59,810 IT'S CALLED AN A.L.S.... FOR A.L.S. 924 00:31:59,834 --> 00:32:01,381 YOU KNOW, THAT HORRIBLE DISEASE. - OH, YEAH. 925 00:32:01,405 --> 00:32:03,346 - YOU KNOW MY BEST FRIEND HAS A.L.S., RIGHT? 926 00:32:03,370 --> 00:32:04,743 - NO. I DIDN'T KNOW THAT. 927 00:32:04,767 --> 00:32:05,943 - LET ME DO IT NOW WITH YOU. 928 00:32:05,967 --> 00:32:07,476 COME OVER HERE. - I WASN'T NOMINATED. 929 00:32:07,500 --> 00:32:09,876 HERE'S... HOW DO YOU NOMINATE SOMEONE? 930 00:32:09,900 --> 00:32:12,176 - YOU JUST SAY, "I NOMINATE YOU." 931 00:32:12,200 --> 00:32:13,245 - WHO DO YOU... - LET'S DO IT. YES. 932 00:32:13,269 --> 00:32:14,476 - DO YOU WANT TO DO IT LATER OR NOW? 933 00:32:14,500 --> 00:32:16,109 - NO, I WANT TO DO IT NOW. - TAKE IT OFF. 934 00:32:16,133 --> 00:32:17,443 - WHOO! 935 00:32:17,467 --> 00:32:19,176 - I WILL DO ANYTHING FOR MY GIRLFRIEND. 936 00:32:19,200 --> 00:32:20,177 - WAIT, WHAT IS... 937 00:32:20,201 --> 00:32:21,409 - COME ON, LET'S GO. 938 00:32:21,433 --> 00:32:23,080 YOU'VE BEEN WANTING TO DO THIS FOR A LONG TIME. 939 00:32:23,104 --> 00:32:28,509 AH! [cheering] 940 00:32:28,533 --> 00:32:31,150 - I THINK IF LISA COULD DO THIS CHALLENGE WITH ALL OF US, 941 00:32:31,174 --> 00:32:32,910 SHE WOULD. [laughs] 942 00:32:32,934 --> 00:32:35,076 SOME OF US MORE THAN OTHERS. 943 00:32:35,100 --> 00:32:37,376 [cheers and applause] 944 00:32:37,400 --> 00:32:39,647 - SHAKE! SHAKE! - WET T-SHIRT CONTEST. 945 00:32:39,671 --> 00:32:41,743 - OH, IT'S RIGHT IN HERE! 946 00:32:41,767 --> 00:32:43,176 - [laughs] 947 00:32:43,200 --> 00:32:46,900 OKAY. GOOD! OKAY. NEXT. 948 00:32:53,433 --> 00:32:56,343 - I LOVE... I LOVE THIS 50 BUSINESS. 949 00:32:56,367 --> 00:32:57,609 - I DO TOO. 950 00:32:57,633 --> 00:33:00,009 - YOU KNOW, YOU GET SUCH A DIFFERENT CONFIDENCE 951 00:33:00,033 --> 00:33:02,743 IN YOUR BEING AND YOUR... YOU KNOW? 952 00:33:02,767 --> 00:33:03,943 - IT'S TRUE. - IT'S A DIFFERENT FEELING. 953 00:33:03,967 --> 00:33:04,976 - IT'S CALLED NOT GIVING A [bleep]. 954 00:33:05,000 --> 00:33:06,576 - YES, I WAS GONNA SAY. - [laughs] 955 00:33:06,600 --> 00:33:08,546 - IT REALLY DOES HAPPEN WITHOUT IT... 956 00:33:08,570 --> 00:33:09,976 WITHOUT YOU EVEN TRYING. 957 00:33:10,000 --> 00:33:11,976 YOU JUST COME TO THAT POINT WHERE YOU GO... 958 00:33:12,000 --> 00:33:13,810 - OKAY, IT IS WHAT IT IS. - WHATEVER. 959 00:33:13,834 --> 00:33:17,511 GETTING OLDER HASN'T REALLY AFFECTED MY CAREER THAT MUCH. 960 00:33:17,535 --> 00:33:21,276 I STILL PLAY CRAZY. [laughs] 961 00:33:21,300 --> 00:33:25,443 I STILL PLAY THE CRAZY VIXEN, WHATEVER. 962 00:33:25,467 --> 00:33:26,609 - THE ASS IS HANGING... - I DON'T CARE. 963 00:33:26,633 --> 00:33:27,748 - THE ARMS ARE FLABBY. - I THINK IT ALSO... 964 00:33:27,772 --> 00:33:29,076 IF YOU KIND OF LIVE THROUGH THINGS, 965 00:33:29,100 --> 00:33:30,847 AND YOU SURVIVE THINGS, YOU KIND OF GO, "OH." 966 00:33:30,871 --> 00:33:32,176 YOU GET PERSPECTIVE. - YEAH. 967 00:33:32,200 --> 00:33:34,209 - YOU'RE LIKE, "IT JUST DOESN'T MATTER AT ALL." 968 00:33:34,233 --> 00:33:35,679 - NONE OF IT IS IMPORTANT. 969 00:33:35,703 --> 00:33:37,846 - I HAVEN'T REALLY PLAYED ANYTHING 970 00:33:37,870 --> 00:33:41,443 THAT IS SO OUT OF THE FOOD CHAIN OF WHAT I'VE ALWAYS PLAYED, 971 00:33:41,467 --> 00:33:43,209 AND I THINK THAT'S A GOOD SIGN. 972 00:33:43,233 --> 00:33:45,509 - NO. DON'T WANT KIDS. - YES, KIDS. 973 00:33:45,533 --> 00:33:47,142 YOU HAVE CHILDREN. 974 00:33:47,166 --> 00:33:48,509 - ME? 975 00:33:48,533 --> 00:33:50,576 I ONLY HAD YOU. - IT'S TRUE. 976 00:33:50,600 --> 00:33:52,343 I WANTED TO ASK YOU, 977 00:33:52,367 --> 00:33:54,710 DO YOU THINK THAT YOU WANT TO GO TO LUNCH TOMORROW? 978 00:33:54,734 --> 00:33:57,079 WITH ME? - WHY WOULD I WANT TO DO THAT? 979 00:33:57,103 --> 00:33:58,947 - BECAUSE YOU LOVE ME DEEP DOWN. 980 00:33:58,971 --> 00:34:01,176 PLEASE? 981 00:34:01,200 --> 00:34:02,343 - "PLEASE"? 982 00:34:02,367 --> 00:34:04,943 - PRETTY PLEASE? 983 00:34:04,967 --> 00:34:06,776 IT'LL BE GOOD. I PROMISE. 984 00:34:06,800 --> 00:34:08,676 NOTHING BAD. 985 00:34:08,700 --> 00:34:10,247 - ARE YOU GONNA BE MEAN? 986 00:34:10,271 --> 00:34:12,676 - NO. ARE YOU? 987 00:34:12,700 --> 00:34:15,476 - NO. 988 00:34:15,500 --> 00:34:17,443 I'M NOT SURE. 989 00:34:17,467 --> 00:34:18,810 - [laughs] 990 00:34:18,834 --> 00:34:20,611 - CAN I THINK ABOUT IT? - YOU CAN. 991 00:34:20,635 --> 00:34:22,609 I GUESS SAYING "I'LL THINK ABOUT IT," 992 00:34:22,633 --> 00:34:24,409 IT'S BETTER THAN A "NO." 993 00:34:24,433 --> 00:34:27,576 - CAN YOU PLEASE NOT, YOU KNOW, PULL ANY BRANCHES OFF MY TREE? 994 00:34:27,600 --> 00:34:28,945 - I WAS TRYING TO EXTEND A BRANCH. 995 00:34:28,969 --> 00:34:30,009 - IT'S GONNA TAKE A LOT MORE THAN THAT. 996 00:34:30,033 --> 00:34:31,010 - LIKE, A LITERAL... 997 00:34:31,034 --> 00:34:32,550 DO YOU WANT ME TO EAT YOUR PUSSY? 998 00:34:32,574 --> 00:34:34,810 [laughs] 999 00:34:34,834 --> 00:34:36,343 - SORRY? SORRY? 1000 00:34:36,367 --> 00:34:37,543 - NO, I... 1001 00:34:37,567 --> 00:34:39,144 WHAT WOULD YOU LIKE ME TO DO, YOU HIGHNESS? 1002 00:34:39,168 --> 00:34:40,543 - I THINK I'LL PASS ON THAT. 1003 00:34:40,567 --> 00:34:42,343 THAT'S VERY KIND OF YOU, THOUGH, BUT THANK YOU SO MUCH. 1004 00:34:42,367 --> 00:34:43,876 I'LL PASS. - I'VE HEARD I'M GOOD AT IT. 1005 00:34:43,900 --> 00:34:45,745 - IS THAT WHAT YOU WANT TO DO... OH, SURE YOU ARE. 1006 00:34:45,769 --> 00:34:47,309 IS THAT WHAT YOU WANT TO DO AT LUNCH TOMORROW? 1007 00:34:47,333 --> 00:34:48,509 - NO. I JUST WANT TO BREAK THE... 1008 00:34:48,533 --> 00:34:49,710 I'M TRYING TO BREAK THE ICE WITH YOU. 1009 00:34:49,734 --> 00:34:51,042 I DON'T... 1010 00:34:51,066 --> 00:34:52,142 - THAT'S NOT ONE OF THE WAYS TO BREAK THE ICE. 1011 00:34:52,166 --> 00:34:53,910 I WILL CALL YOU TOMORROW. - PERFECT. 1012 00:34:53,934 --> 00:34:55,551 - THANK YOU FOR THE OFFER, 1013 00:34:55,575 --> 00:34:57,543 BUT I'VE GOT THAT COVERED, 1014 00:34:57,567 --> 00:35:00,176 SO TO SPEAK. 1015 00:35:00,200 --> 00:35:02,710 DOES ANYBODY WANT ANYTHING? I'M HERE TO SERVE YOU. 1016 00:35:02,734 --> 00:35:04,476 - REALLY? - YOU ARE? 1017 00:35:04,500 --> 00:35:06,509 - OH. - OH, MY GOSH. I'M SO EXCITED. 1018 00:35:06,533 --> 00:35:08,609 - WELL, BRANDI JUST... BRANDI JUST OFFERED ME... 1019 00:35:08,633 --> 00:35:10,079 SHE WAS VERY SWEET, ACTUALLY. 1020 00:35:10,103 --> 00:35:11,346 SHE WAS REALLY NICE. 1021 00:35:11,370 --> 00:35:14,109 YEAH, SHE JUST MADE ME A REALLY BEAUTIFUL OFFER, 1022 00:35:14,133 --> 00:35:15,680 BECAUSE YOU TELL HER ABOUT GOING TO LUNCH. 1023 00:35:15,704 --> 00:35:17,142 I SAID, "WELL, I'M NOT SURE." 1024 00:35:17,166 --> 00:35:18,576 AND SO SHE, "WHAT DO YOU WANT ME TO DO?" 1025 00:35:18,600 --> 00:35:19,676 AND I THOUGHT SHE WAS REALLY SWEET. 1026 00:35:19,700 --> 00:35:21,376 IT WAS SUCH A NICE OFFER OF HER. 1027 00:35:21,400 --> 00:35:22,676 - WHAT WAS IT? - WHAT WAS THE OFFER? 1028 00:35:22,700 --> 00:35:24,076 - OH, IT WAS, "DO YOU WANT ME TO EAT YOUR PUSSY?" 1029 00:35:24,100 --> 00:35:25,109 - OH! - OH! 1030 00:35:25,133 --> 00:35:29,276 - THANK YOU. - DO YOU WANT A CHAIR? 1031 00:35:29,300 --> 00:35:30,445 - WHAT'S WRONG... WHAT DID I SAY? 1032 00:35:30,469 --> 00:35:31,643 - I SAID IT WAS A VERY GENEROUS OFFER... 1033 00:35:31,667 --> 00:35:33,044 - YOU NEVER SAID THAT TO ANYBODY ELSE HERE, 1034 00:35:33,068 --> 00:35:34,976 WHICH IS LIKE, I DON'T KNOW TO BE OFFENDED 1035 00:35:35,000 --> 00:35:37,443 OR HAPPY... 1036 00:35:37,467 --> 00:35:40,409 IF YOU'RE GONNA BE TRYING TO GET INTO LISA'S GOOD GRACES, 1037 00:35:40,433 --> 00:35:42,910 MAYBE SAY, "DO YOU WANT TO GO TO LUNCH? 1038 00:35:42,934 --> 00:35:44,543 "I'D LOVE TO TAKE YOU TO LUNCH. 1039 00:35:44,567 --> 00:35:45,876 I'D LIKE TO TAKE YOU OUT FOR TEA." 1040 00:35:45,900 --> 00:35:50,710 WHATEVER IT IS, ANYTHING OTHER THAN... THAT. 1041 00:35:50,734 --> 00:35:51,976 NOT SAYING IT. 1042 00:35:52,000 --> 00:35:53,810 - CUNNILINGUS. - OH, I HATE THAT WORD. 1043 00:35:53,834 --> 00:35:55,910 - WHAT MEANS CUNNILINGUS? - CUNNILINGUS. 1044 00:35:55,934 --> 00:35:57,743 - EATING PUSSY. 1045 00:35:57,767 --> 00:35:59,609 - I MEAN... - I'VE NEVER HEARD THAT WORD. 1046 00:35:59,633 --> 00:36:01,743 - REALLY? CUNNILINGUS. 1047 00:36:01,767 --> 00:36:03,309 - GALLI-WHAT? 1048 00:36:03,333 --> 00:36:05,676 - CUNNILINGUS. CUNNILINGUS. 1049 00:36:05,700 --> 00:36:07,710 - CUNNILINGUS. - CUNNILINGUS, IT'S A... 1050 00:36:07,734 --> 00:36:08,979 - LIKE WHAT DAVID DOES TO YOU EVERY NIGHT. 1051 00:36:09,003 --> 00:36:10,076 - CUNNILINGUS IS NOT AS BAD AS... 1052 00:36:10,100 --> 00:36:11,245 - HOW DO YOU KNOW? - OKAY, WAIT A MINUTE... 1053 00:36:11,269 --> 00:36:12,242 - GUESSING. I'M HOPING FOR YOUR SAKE. 1054 00:36:12,266 --> 00:36:13,243 - I MISSED THAT PART. 1055 00:36:13,267 --> 00:36:14,576 - COONALINGUS? 1056 00:36:14,600 --> 00:36:16,576 THAT SOUNDS LIKE CHINESE TO ME. 1057 00:36:16,600 --> 00:36:18,009 IS IT A VEGETABLE? 1058 00:36:18,033 --> 00:36:20,676 IS IT... A SPECIAL KIND OF MARTINI? 1059 00:36:20,700 --> 00:36:22,476 IS IT A CIGARETTE? 1060 00:36:22,500 --> 00:36:23,810 I MEAN, WHAT IS IT? 1061 00:36:23,834 --> 00:36:25,011 - CAN I SAY ONE THING? 1062 00:36:25,035 --> 00:36:27,979 WE HAVE THIS BEAUTIFUL SETTING WITH THESE ROSES 1063 00:36:28,003 --> 00:36:31,209 AND FLOWERS AND THIS IS WHAT WE'RE TALKING ABOUT? 1064 00:36:31,233 --> 00:36:32,409 - PRETTY MUCH. 1065 00:36:32,433 --> 00:36:35,776 - IT'S... IT IS THE... THE FLOWER OF ALL TIME. 1066 00:36:35,800 --> 00:36:38,446 - [laughing] "IT'S THE FLOWER OF ALL TIME." 1067 00:36:38,470 --> 00:36:40,676 IT'S NOT SOMETHING THAT YOU WOULD TALK ABOUT 1068 00:36:40,700 --> 00:36:42,976 AT A RESTAURANT, NECESSARILY, LOUDLY. 1069 00:36:43,000 --> 00:36:46,245 YOU MIGHT SAY SOMETHING TO YOUR GIRLFRIEND, SURE, 1070 00:36:46,269 --> 00:36:47,643 BUT YOU'RE GOING, "HEY, HEY! 1071 00:36:47,667 --> 00:36:48,644 I LIKE CUNNILINGUS!" 1072 00:36:48,668 --> 00:36:50,676 IT'S JUST... WHY? 1073 00:36:50,700 --> 00:36:52,409 - 5:30, I'M GONNA OPEN THIS RESTAURANT... 1074 00:36:52,433 --> 00:36:54,576 - WE NEED TO LEAVE. - AND AT 5:00, I HAVE TO DO... 1075 00:36:54,600 --> 00:36:55,910 - YOU WANT US TO GET OUT. - I HAVE TO BE AT... 1076 00:36:55,934 --> 00:36:58,511 - SO SIT DOWN WITH US FOR FIVE MINUTES. 1077 00:36:58,535 --> 00:37:01,743 - I CAN. - HERE'S YOUR CHAIR. 1078 00:37:01,767 --> 00:37:03,910 - SIT. - LET ME GET ONE FROM HERE. 1079 00:37:03,934 --> 00:37:07,376 - SHOULD WE... I THINK WE SHOULD GO FOR A DRINK TOO. 1080 00:37:07,400 --> 00:37:08,846 LIKE THIS HALL OR SOMETHING. 1081 00:37:08,870 --> 00:37:10,576 LET'S GO AND HAVE A GLASS OF WINE. 1082 00:37:10,600 --> 00:37:11,943 BECAUSE SHE NEEDS THE RESTAURANT, 1083 00:37:11,967 --> 00:37:12,976 SO WE SHOULD JUST GO AND HAVE A DRINK. 1084 00:37:13,000 --> 00:37:14,309 - LET'S GO. 1085 00:37:14,333 --> 00:37:17,279 - I WOULD SAY WHEN A DAY IS UNEVENTFUL WITH THESE WOMEN, 1086 00:37:17,303 --> 00:37:19,776 YOU COULD POSSIBLY CALL IT A SUCCESS. 1087 00:37:19,800 --> 00:37:23,509 I MEAN, I GOT OFFERED BRANDI'S SERVICES, 1088 00:37:23,533 --> 00:37:24,780 WHICH I TURNED DOWN, 1089 00:37:24,804 --> 00:37:28,476 AND I GOT TO POUR A BUCKET OF WATER OVER YOLANDA. 1090 00:37:28,500 --> 00:37:30,710 I WOULD SAY "BINGO" ON ALL FRONTS. 1091 00:37:30,734 --> 00:37:32,476 - SEEING YOU TOMORROW? 1092 00:37:32,500 --> 00:37:35,276 - I WILL SEE YOU TOMORROW. - ALL RIGHT. 1093 00:37:35,300 --> 00:37:37,843 I THINK THAT LISA REALLY, REALLY, REALLY, REALLY, REALLY, 1094 00:37:37,867 --> 00:37:39,276 REALLY WANTS TO BE MY FRIEND AGAIN, 1095 00:37:39,300 --> 00:37:42,476 BUT HER OWN PSYCHE WON'T LET HER. 1096 00:37:42,500 --> 00:37:44,009 SHE MISSES ME. 1097 00:37:44,033 --> 00:37:45,350 - GREAT. GOOD JOB. - CHECKMATE. 1098 00:37:45,374 --> 00:37:46,810 - THANK YOU, LISA. 1099 00:37:46,834 --> 00:37:49,234 - BYE, DARLING. - THAT WAS AWESOME. 1100 00:37:52,934 --> 00:37:54,376 - HI, GIRLS. 1101 00:37:54,400 --> 00:37:56,830 - HI. HOW ARE YOU? - GOOD. THANK YOU. 1102 00:37:59,367 --> 00:38:01,109 - SO CUTE. I FORGOT HOW CUTE IT IS. 1103 00:38:01,133 --> 00:38:02,509 - I KNOW. ISN'T IT BEAUTIFUL HERE? 1104 00:38:02,533 --> 00:38:03,843 - OH, THAT'S PRETTY. 1105 00:38:03,867 --> 00:38:05,443 - I HAD FARRAH'S GRADUATION HERE. 1106 00:38:05,467 --> 00:38:06,444 - OH, HOW PRETTY. 1107 00:38:06,468 --> 00:38:07,743 - OH. 1108 00:38:07,767 --> 00:38:09,710 IS THERE A REST... CAN WE USE THIS RESTROOM? 1109 00:38:09,734 --> 00:38:10,711 - YEAH. 1110 00:38:10,735 --> 00:38:12,576 - I WANT A DRINK. 1111 00:38:12,600 --> 00:38:14,009 - DO AGREE. 1112 00:38:14,033 --> 00:38:17,209 - I NEED A COCKTAIL. - LET'S HAVE ONE. 1113 00:38:17,233 --> 00:38:18,848 - I'M JUST GONNA GO TO THE BATHROOM FIRST. 1114 00:38:18,872 --> 00:38:20,042 WHERE... DO YOU... WHERE IS THE BATHROOM? 1115 00:38:20,066 --> 00:38:21,476 - I BELIEVE RIGHT THROUGH THERE. - THROUGH THERE. 1116 00:38:21,500 --> 00:38:22,647 - AND THEN... YEAH. - TO THE RIGHT? 1117 00:38:22,671 --> 00:38:24,576 - THE NEXT ROOM IN THE BACK ON THE RIGHT. 1118 00:38:24,600 --> 00:38:26,576 - LET ME ASK YOU SOMETHING, 1119 00:38:26,600 --> 00:38:28,676 SINCE EVERYBODY'S NOT HERE. 1120 00:38:28,700 --> 00:38:30,509 I SENSE THIS... I MEAN, OBVIOUSLY, 1121 00:38:30,533 --> 00:38:32,780 THAT WE'RE STUCK BETWEEN BRANDI AND LISA... 1122 00:38:32,804 --> 00:38:34,176 - RIGHT. 1123 00:38:34,200 --> 00:38:36,447 - AND SHE WAS OFFERING HER THE OLIVE BRANCH AND ALL THAT. 1124 00:38:36,471 --> 00:38:38,244 I MEAN, WHAT IS GOING ON WITH ALL THAT? 1125 00:38:38,268 --> 00:38:39,910 'CAUSE I SENSED IT AT YOUR BARBECUE TOO. 1126 00:38:39,934 --> 00:38:41,743 - OH, WELL, THEY HAD A FALLING OUT. 1127 00:38:41,767 --> 00:38:42,876 - SHOULD I WAIT FOR THEM TO COME BACK? 1128 00:38:42,900 --> 00:38:44,976 - THEY HAD A FALLING OUT, AND... 1129 00:38:45,000 --> 00:38:47,943 WHICH WE ALL KIND OF HAVE HAD OUR ISSUES IN THE PAST... 1130 00:38:47,967 --> 00:38:49,276 - 'CAUSE YOU HAVE HAD ISSUES WITH HER TOO. 1131 00:38:49,300 --> 00:38:50,710 - I'VE HAD ISSUES WITH LISA AS WELL. 1132 00:38:50,734 --> 00:38:52,976 - AND I... I HAVEN'T REALLY BROUGHT IT UP EITHER, BUT... 1133 00:38:53,000 --> 00:38:54,409 - WE'VE ALL HAD OUR THINGS WITH LISA, 1134 00:38:54,433 --> 00:38:57,576 AND LAST YEAR, IT KIND OF ALL CAME TO A HEAD. 1135 00:38:57,600 --> 00:38:59,476 BRANDI SORT OF CALLED HER OUT ON THESE THINGS 1136 00:38:59,500 --> 00:39:00,776 AND THEY HAD A FIGHT AND SO, 1137 00:39:00,800 --> 00:39:02,145 THEY HAVEN'T SPOKEN AT ALL SINCE THEN. 1138 00:39:02,169 --> 00:39:03,143 - OH! SORRY. 1139 00:39:03,167 --> 00:39:04,576 WE'RE TRYING TO GET FILLED IN, 1140 00:39:04,600 --> 00:39:06,776 BECAUSE I NOTICED THAT AWKWARD MOMENT WITH THE OLIVE BRANCH... 1141 00:39:06,800 --> 00:39:07,777 - YEAH. 1142 00:39:07,801 --> 00:39:10,242 - AND WE'RE LIKE... - NOSY? 1143 00:39:10,266 --> 00:39:11,376 [laughter] 1144 00:39:11,400 --> 00:39:13,076 - YES. - NOSY? YES. 1145 00:39:13,100 --> 00:39:15,376 - MY-MY EX-HUSBAND'S MISTRESS 1146 00:39:15,400 --> 00:39:17,045 IS ONE OF HER BEST FRIENDS, 1147 00:39:17,069 --> 00:39:19,643 AND I ASKED HER NOT TO BRING THIS PERSON AROUND ME 1148 00:39:19,667 --> 00:39:21,276 AFTER A CERTAIN AMOUNT OF TIME, 1149 00:39:21,300 --> 00:39:22,647 AND SHE KEPT DOING IT, 1150 00:39:22,671 --> 00:39:26,343 AND I KIND OF FINALLY HAD... I HAD A... I HAD A MOMENT. 1151 00:39:26,367 --> 00:39:28,509 I WAS LIKE, "NO MORE. I'M NOT DOING IT." 1152 00:39:28,533 --> 00:39:30,276 both: OH. 1153 00:39:30,300 --> 00:39:31,800 - [laughs] 1154 00:39:34,700 --> 00:39:36,042 - COMING UP... 1155 00:39:36,066 --> 00:39:38,276 - WE ALL LOVE HER, BUT WE'VE ALL MOVED ON FROM IT... 1156 00:39:38,300 --> 00:39:39,810 - WELL, LOVE IS A BIG WORD. 1157 00:39:39,834 --> 00:39:42,204 - IT'S A FOUR-LETTER WORD. MUCH LIKE [bleep]. 1158 00:39:48,400 --> 00:39:50,976 - MY-MY EX-HUSBAND'S MISTRESS 1159 00:39:51,000 --> 00:39:52,576 IS ONE OF HER BEST FRIENDS, 1160 00:39:52,600 --> 00:39:55,346 AND I ASKED HER NOT TO BRING THIS PERSON AROUND ME 1161 00:39:55,370 --> 00:39:56,743 AFTER A CERTAIN AMOUNT OF TIME, 1162 00:39:56,767 --> 00:39:58,144 AND SHE KEPT DOING IT. 1163 00:39:58,168 --> 00:39:59,443 - HOW DID YOU BREAK YOUR HAND? 1164 00:39:59,467 --> 00:40:02,643 - BEATING THE [bleep] OUT OF A GUY. 1165 00:40:02,667 --> 00:40:04,710 - YOU'RE LUCKY SHE DIDN'T BEAT THE [bleep] OUT OF YOU. 1166 00:40:04,734 --> 00:40:08,379 - AND I KIND OF FINALLY HAD... I HAD A... I HAD A MOMENT. 1167 00:40:08,403 --> 00:40:10,276 I WAS LIKE, "NO MORE. I'M NOT DOING IT." 1168 00:40:10,300 --> 00:40:12,142 both: OH. 1169 00:40:12,166 --> 00:40:13,242 - [laughs] 1170 00:40:13,266 --> 00:40:15,242 - WERE THERE ANY APOLOGIES AFTER THAT? 1171 00:40:15,266 --> 00:40:16,276 I MEAN... - UM... 1172 00:40:16,300 --> 00:40:19,109 I DON'T... I DON'T THINK... 1173 00:40:19,133 --> 00:40:20,679 - I THINK IT WAS MORE OF A DENIAL. 1174 00:40:20,703 --> 00:40:22,910 LIKE, IT WAS MORE LIKE, "YES, YOU DID." 1175 00:40:22,934 --> 00:40:24,276 "NO, I DIDN'T." 1176 00:40:24,300 --> 00:40:27,346 - I MEAN, I'M SURE, YOU KNOW, YOU FEEL THE SEPARATION. 1177 00:40:27,370 --> 00:40:28,743 - WELL, WE CAN SENSE IT. 1178 00:40:28,767 --> 00:40:30,376 - I ACTUALLY MENTIONED IT TO HER THAT I FELT SOMETHING WEIRD 1179 00:40:30,400 --> 00:40:32,409 BETWEEN YOU AND LISA THE OTHER NIGHT. 1180 00:40:32,433 --> 00:40:34,042 IT WAS VERY SUBTLE. - YEAH. 1181 00:40:34,066 --> 00:40:35,343 - AND I THOUGHT, "I DON'T KNOW IF I'M IMAGINING THIS 1182 00:40:35,367 --> 00:40:36,710 OR WHATEVER, BUT I'M SENSING SOMETHING." 1183 00:40:36,734 --> 00:40:38,042 - WELL, I WAS... I WAS JUST... 1184 00:40:38,066 --> 00:40:39,576 - AND THEN IT'S JUST KIND OF BLOWN UP FROM THERE 1185 00:40:39,600 --> 00:40:41,443 WHEN I SAW THIS TODAY. 1186 00:40:41,467 --> 00:40:43,343 - YOU KNOW, THAT SHE, YOU KNOW, HAS SUCH A BIG EVENT 1187 00:40:43,367 --> 00:40:45,109 WHERE SHE GETS A STAR IN PALM SPRINGS 1188 00:40:45,133 --> 00:40:47,276 AND SHE DIDN'T INVITE US AND SHE ONLY INVITED YOU. 1189 00:40:47,300 --> 00:40:48,277 TO ME, THAT HURT MY FEELINGS. 1190 00:40:48,301 --> 00:40:49,576 - SHE INVITED YOU? - I WENT. 1191 00:40:49,600 --> 00:40:50,976 - YEAH. - BUT SHE DIDN'T INVITE YOU. 1192 00:40:51,000 --> 00:40:52,443 - NO, SHE DIDN'T INVITE US. 1193 00:40:52,467 --> 00:40:53,910 - I DIDN'T EVEN KNOW ABOUT IT, 'CAUSE I WAS AWAY. 1194 00:40:53,934 --> 00:40:56,111 - EVERYONE'S FEELINGS ARE VALID IN THIS SITUATION 1195 00:40:56,135 --> 00:40:58,309 BECAUSE I BELIEVE WE FEEL WHAT WE FEEL. 1196 00:40:58,333 --> 00:41:02,376 WHETHER OR NOT LISA VANDERPUMP HAS DONE CERTAIN THINGS, 1197 00:41:02,400 --> 00:41:05,145 I DON'T KNOW THAT, BECAUSE I DIDN'T SEE IT. 1198 00:41:05,169 --> 00:41:06,943 - I KNOW THAT WE ALL HAVE SEPARATE ISSUES, 1199 00:41:06,967 --> 00:41:09,476 BUT THE POINT IS THAT WE CAN MOVE FORWARD 1200 00:41:09,500 --> 00:41:12,009 AND IT'S HARD, BUT WE'RE GONNA DO THAT. 1201 00:41:12,033 --> 00:41:14,750 - WASN'T SHE TRYING TO DO THAT BY INVITING EVERYBODY TODAY? 1202 00:41:14,774 --> 00:41:16,042 - I HOPE SO. 1203 00:41:16,066 --> 00:41:17,810 - WASN'T THAT KIND OF... 'CAUSE SHE SEEMED LOVELY 1204 00:41:17,834 --> 00:41:19,509 AND LIKE SHE WAS HANDLING EVERYBODY NICELY. 1205 00:41:19,533 --> 00:41:21,080 THE OLIVE BRANCH WAS A LITTLE ODD, BUT... 1206 00:41:21,104 --> 00:41:22,509 - YEAH. 1207 00:41:22,533 --> 00:41:23,880 - I MEAN, I'M JUST TRYING TO PUT THE PIECES TOGETHER. 1208 00:41:23,904 --> 00:41:25,846 - NO. AGREE. - IT'S BABY-STEPS. 1209 00:41:25,870 --> 00:41:28,042 - EVERYTHING IS... ANY LITTLE STEP LIKE THAT 1210 00:41:28,066 --> 00:41:29,376 IS A STEP IN THE RIGHT DIRECTION. 1211 00:41:29,400 --> 00:41:30,409 ABSOLUTELY. 1212 00:41:30,433 --> 00:41:31,810 - I MEAN, WE'RE ALL STRONG WOMEN. 1213 00:41:31,834 --> 00:41:33,211 WE ALL HAVE CHILDREN. 1214 00:41:33,235 --> 00:41:34,810 - WE'RE ALL EMPATHETIC. 1215 00:41:34,834 --> 00:41:37,343 I MEAN, WE SHOULD ALL BE ABLE TO, LIKE, WORK THROUGH... 1216 00:41:37,367 --> 00:41:38,344 - YEAH, NO. NOT HAPPENING. 1217 00:41:38,368 --> 00:41:39,476 - DO YOU KNOW WHAT I MEAN? 1218 00:41:39,500 --> 00:41:41,109 I GO, "EVERYONE SHOULD BE ABLE TO WORK"... 1219 00:41:41,133 --> 00:41:42,448 - THAT'S WHAT I DON'T GET ABOUT IT. 1220 00:41:42,472 --> 00:41:44,376 I'M ALWAYS LIKE, "WELL, IF EVERYBODY JUST PUTS THE FACTS 1221 00:41:44,400 --> 00:41:45,377 ON THE TABLE..." 1222 00:41:45,401 --> 00:41:46,743 - I KNOW, AND THAT REALLY SUCKS. 1223 00:41:46,767 --> 00:41:47,976 - EXPRESS THEIR FEELINGS AND IT SHOULD ALL WORK OUT. 1224 00:41:48,000 --> 00:41:50,346 NOW THAT I'M LEARNING MORE ABOUT THE RELATIONSHIPS 1225 00:41:50,370 --> 00:41:52,343 THAT ALL THE LADIES HAVE WITH LISA, 1226 00:41:52,367 --> 00:41:55,443 I'M NOWHERE NEAR KNOWING THE WHOLE STORY HERE. 1227 00:41:55,467 --> 00:41:56,576 I DON'T KNOW. 1228 00:41:56,600 --> 00:41:58,276 I JUST DON'T WANT TO JUDGE HER. 1229 00:41:58,300 --> 00:41:59,747 I DON'T LIKE TO JUDGE ANYBODY, REALLY. 1230 00:41:59,771 --> 00:42:02,843 SO I MEAN, I HEAR IT, AND UNLESS IT HAPPENS TO ME, 1231 00:42:02,867 --> 00:42:05,776 IT'S JUST NOT PART OF MY REALITY. 1232 00:42:05,800 --> 00:42:08,076 - WE ALL LOVE HER, BUT WE'RE... WE'VE ALL MOVED ON FROM IT... 1233 00:42:08,100 --> 00:42:10,142 - WELL, LOVE IS A BIG WORD. 1234 00:42:10,166 --> 00:42:11,843 - IT'S TRUE. - IT'S A FOUR-LETTER WORD. 1235 00:42:11,867 --> 00:42:13,244 OKAY. MUCH LIKE [bleep]. - NO, I WOULDN'T... 1236 00:42:13,268 --> 00:42:15,343 WELL... - RIGHT? 1237 00:42:15,367 --> 00:42:16,810 - [laughs] 1238 00:42:16,834 --> 00:42:18,311 - DO YOU FEEL LIKE YOU'RE MORE CLEAR ON WHAT'S GOING ON 1239 00:42:18,335 --> 00:42:20,976 OR IS IT STILL SUPER CONFUSING? 1240 00:42:21,000 --> 00:42:22,910 - IT'S STILL SUPER CONFUSING. 1241 00:42:22,934 --> 00:42:23,981 - CHEERS, GIRLS. - I KNOW. 1242 00:42:24,005 --> 00:42:25,209 - TO FRIENDSHIP. - CHEERS. 1243 00:42:25,233 --> 00:42:26,950 - IT'LL BE CONFUSING FOR A LITTLE WHILE. 1244 00:42:26,974 --> 00:42:28,276 - YEAH. 1245 00:42:28,300 --> 00:42:31,076 - NEXT TIME ON THE REAL HOUSEWIVES OF BEVERLY HILLS... 1246 00:42:31,100 --> 00:42:33,147 - SHE'S BACK, BABY. SHE'S DANCING... 1247 00:42:33,171 --> 00:42:35,710 [laughter] 1248 00:42:35,734 --> 00:42:37,581 - I'M GONNA BE OKAY, AND YOU'RE GONNA BE OKAY, 1249 00:42:37,605 --> 00:42:40,776 BUT I JUST WANT YOU TO KNOW THAT IF YOU'RE NOT HAPPY, 1250 00:42:40,800 --> 00:42:42,309 YOU CAN COME HOME. 1251 00:42:42,333 --> 00:42:43,710 - WHAT DO YOU ACTUALLY WANT? 1252 00:42:43,734 --> 00:42:45,479 - I WANT TO HAVE FUN WITH YOU AGAIN. 1253 00:42:45,503 --> 00:42:47,009 - WELL, THEN YOU HAVE TO APOLOGIZE. 1254 00:42:47,033 --> 00:42:51,176 - ARE YOU GONNA APOLOGIZE TO ME? 1255 00:42:51,200 --> 00:42:52,509 - WE WEREN'T HAPPY IN OUR MARRIAGES 1256 00:42:52,533 --> 00:42:54,050 BECAUSE OF HOW WE FELT ABOUT EACH OTHER. 1257 00:42:54,074 --> 00:42:56,910 - EILEEN TELLING THE ROMANTIC STORY OF HER HOME WRECKING 1258 00:42:56,934 --> 00:42:58,976 SAT NOT GREAT WITH ME. 1259 00:42:59,000 --> 00:43:00,776 - OH! - BRANDI! 1260 00:43:00,800 --> 00:43:02,376 - WHY DID YOU DO THAT? 1261 00:43:02,400 --> 00:43:04,047 - TO LEARN MORE ABOUT THE HOUSEWIVES, 1262 00:43:04,071 --> 00:43:05,866 GO TO BRAVOTV.COM. 92526

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