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- PREVIOUSLY ON THE REAL
HOUSEWIVES OF BEVERLY HILLS...
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- I'D LIKE TO TRY TO DO THINGS
THAT PEOPLE HAVE NO IDEA THAT...
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- YOU CAN DO IT.
- I CAN DO.
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- RIGHT.
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- TO STAY RELEVANT,
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I REALLY HAVE HAD TO REINVENT
MYSELF OVER AND OVER
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AND OVER AND OVER AGAIN.
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- ARE YOU STILL DOING DAYS
AND THIS?
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- UM, NO.
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I JUST STARTED AIRING ON DAYS
YESTERDAY, THOUGH.
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- DID YOU KILL ANYONE?
- NO. NOT YET.
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BASICALLY,
I GET PAID TO PRETEND.
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IT'S JUST CRAZY.
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- I HEARD THAT YOU'RE GONNA GET
A STAR OR AN AWARD...
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- YES.
- IN PALM SPRINGS.
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- YES. COME WITH ME.
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I DON'T WANT TO RUIN
THIS INCREDIBLE OCCASION
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BY INVITING MY FRIENDS.
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- WHY DIDN'T YOU INVITE ME?
I WISH I COULD HAVE BEEN THERE.
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- OH, IT WAS HOT.
IT WAS 120 DEGREES.
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- THAT'S WHAT FRIENDS ARE FOR,
HONEY.
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- THAT CAN GO IN THE GARAGE.
- WHAT IS THAT?
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- MY STRIPPER POLE.
- [laughs]
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- THERE'S A LOT WITH ME
THAT'S CHANGED.
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JUST... I'M IN A DIFFERENT SPACE
RIGHT NOW.
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I'M IN A HEAD SPACE
OF MOVING FORWARD.
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- HELLO?
- HELLO, LISA?
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IT'S BRANDI. HOW ARE YOU?
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I WAS JUST CALLING TO SEE
IF YOU GOT MY SAVE THE DATE
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FOR MY HOUSEWARMING PARTY.
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- CLEARLY, I'M NOT GONNA GO
TO THAT.
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- I'M DEFINITELY NOT GOING
TO THAT.
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- I DON'T THINK
THAT'S GONNA HAPPEN
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ANY TIME IN THE NEAR FUTURE.
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[upbeat music]
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THROW ME TO THE WOLVES,
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AND I SHALL RETURN
LEADING THE PACK.
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- CHARACTER ISN'T WHAT YOU HAVE;
IT'S WHO YOU ARE.
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- YOU'VE HEARD A LOT ABOUT ME,
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BUT IT'S ONLY TRUE
WHEN IT COMES FROM MY LIPS.
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- I'M NOT A BITCH,
BUT I'VE PLAYED ONE ON TV.
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- I'VE BEEN RICH,
AND I'VE BEEN FAMOUS,
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BUT HAPPINESS BEATS THEM BOTH.
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- I'D RATHER SPENDING MY LIFE
KICKING ASS THAN KISSING IT.
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- PLANES AND YACHTS ARE NICE,
BUT MY HAPPINESS STARTS AT HOME.
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- THESE ARE SO GORGEOUS.
- OH, I'M SO HAPPY...
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- I LOVE THEM. THEY'RE GORGEOUS.
- RIGHT.
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IT'S YOUR FAVORITE COLOR.
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- IT'S STARTING
TO COME TOGETHER.
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- RIGHT?
- I LOVE IT.
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- EVERYTHING.
- HOW'S EVERYTHING? GOOD?
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PERFECT. THANK YOU.
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THIS HOUSEWARMING PARTY, FOR ME,
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KIND OF, LIKE, MARKS
THE REST OF MY LIFE.
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THIS IS THE GOOD PARTY
I'M THROWING,
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AND FROM THERE ON,
IT'S GONNA BE POSITIVE.
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WE'RE STARTING OUT WITH A BANG.
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HOPEFULLY. [chuckles]
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SO WE NEED TO MAKE THIS, LIKE,
I DON'T KNOW.
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- ARE WE GONNA LEAVE THE CHAIRS
AROUND THE TABLE,
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OR DO WE KNOW YET?
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- ARE YOU GONNA DISPLAY
ALL THE ALCOHOL?
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IS THAT HOW YOU DO IT?
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- I-I... I HAVE... I DON'T KNOW.
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I MEAN, I KNOW TO DRINK.
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- [chuckles]
- YEAH, I'M THE SAME WAY.
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- WE KNOW THAT.
- DO NOT KNOW HOW TO BARTEND.
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- MOM, CAN YOU UPLOAD
ALL THE GAMES?
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- OH, YEAH, LET ME JUST DO THAT
RIGHT NOW.
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- [giggles]
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- I CAN'T RIGHT NOW, HONEY.
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I'M GETTING READY, AND I GOT TO
GO PICK UP MY FRIEND LISA.
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- YOUR FRIEND?
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I KNOW YOUR FRIEND.
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- NO. IT'S A DIFFERENT LISA.
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NOT... LISA RINNA.
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YOU'VE MET LISA RINNA TOO.
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WELL, THERE'S TWO LISAS.
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I'M GOING TO BRANDI'S TONIGHT.
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- WHAT?
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- YEAH, SHE'S HAVING A PARTY
AT HER NEW HOUSE.
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THEY LIVE, LIKE, FIVE MINUTES
FROM HERE.
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- HMM?
- YEP.
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I'M HAPPY FOR BRANDI.
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SHE'S INDEPENDENT NOW
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AND SHE'S MOVED INTO
THIS BEAUTIFUL NEW HOME.
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MAYBE IT'S TIME FOR LISA TO BE
A LITTLE MORE OPEN-MINDED
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AND GIVE BRANDI A CHANCE.
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WHAT DO YOU THINK, PORTIA?
I NEED A LITTLE FASHION ADVICE.
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- WHO'S BETTER,
LISA RINNA OR LISA V?
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- [chuckles] HERE WE GO.
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- I WOULD THINK LISA RINNA.
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- I PLEAD THE FIFTH.
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- HI, WORKERS.
- AH.
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- HOW YOU DOING?
- HI, KIRK.
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- WHAT'S HAPPENING?
- HI, CHEF KIRK.
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- HOW YOU DOING?
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- I DON'T THINK WE NEED
THAT MANY MORE LIMES, MOM.
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DO YOU THINK?
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- NOT TOO MANY MORE.
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- I THINK...
- I'M STARTING TO SHRIVEL.
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- IT'S GOOD... IT'S GOOD FOR YOU.
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IT'S, LIKE, ALPHA...
THERE'S, LIKE, ACID IN IT.
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SOMETHING GOES WRONG
AT THE PARTY,
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MY PLAN IS TO BE
COMPLETELY WASTED
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SO I DON'T KNOW
WHAT'S HAPPENING.
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BECAUSE IF YOU DON'T HEAR IT,
YOU DON'T SEE IT,
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IT DIDN'T HAPPEN.
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LIKE BLACK-OUT SEX.
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- HELLO.
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- OH, HELLO.
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- HI. HOW ARE YOU?
- FINE, KYLE.
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- NICE TO SEE YOU.
- NICE TO SEE YOU.
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- HOW'S EVERYTHING?
- EVERYTHING'S PERFECT.
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HOW ARE YOU? YOU LOOK GORGEOUS.
- VERY GOOD. THANK YOU SO MUCH.
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- [whispers]
BRANDI'S NOT QUITE READY.
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- SURPRISE.
- SHE'S NOT.
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- SURPRISE.
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- HEY, GUYS?
WILL YOU GUYS GO OUT...
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LIKE, I'M LATE.
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WILL YOU GUYS GO OUT THERE
AND, LIKE, SOCIALIZE,
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AND I'LL BE OUT IN FIVE MINUTES?
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NO, SERIOUSLY,
LIKE, 'CAUSE I'M...
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I'M STRESSING AND... STRESSING.
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- ALL RIGHT.
- I'LL BE OUT IN ONE MINUTE.
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YOU KNOW, CINDERELLA WAS LATE
FOR THE BALL.
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WAIT, OR DID SHE LEAVE EARLY?
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ONE OF THE TWO.
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I THINK EVERYONE
NEEDS TO MAKE AN ENTRANCE.
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HI! HI! - HELLO.
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- HI!
- OH, MY GOD. HOW ARE YOU?
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WOW. LOOK AT YOU. - I'M OKAY.
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I'VE BEEN TRYING TO, LIKE,
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STICK MY BOOBS INTO MY DRESS
FOR AN HOUR.
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- OH, MY GOSH.
- I'VE GOT SO MUCH TAPE ON.
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- YOU LOOK GORGEOUS.
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- THANK YOU. HI!
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- HI.
- HI. THANK YOU FOR COMING.
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- YOU LOOK BEAUTIFUL.
- THANK YOU.
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- YOUR HOME IS GORGEOUS.
- THANK YOU.
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I JUST... WE JUST HAD...
- WE BROUGHT YOU A BUDDHA.
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- THIS IS MY MOM. HI. OH, OKAY.
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HI! NICE TO SEE YOU, HONEY.
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BEING THE HOST IS... IS GREAT.
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- HOW ARE YOU? LOOK AT YOU.
YOU LOOK LIKE A ROCK AND ROLL.
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- I THINK THAT IT'S GREAT
BECAUSE YOU CAN EXCUSE YOURSELF
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FROM THE CONVERSATION WHEN
YOU DON'T WANT IT TO CONTINUE
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BECAUSE YOU HAVE OTHER PEOPLE
THERE YOU HAVE TO BE HOSTESS TO.
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HI! NICE TO SEE YOU.
OH, MY GOD. YOU'RE SKINNY MINI.
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- WELCOME TO YOUR NEW HOME.
- THANK YOU.
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- WELCOME.
- WE'RE ON GIRL PATROL TONIGHT.
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- IT'S ALL GOOD.
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- I RELATE TO BRANDI
ON THE LEVEL
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THAT SHE IS A GIRL THAT KNOWS
THAT SHE'S GOT TO GO OUT THERE
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AND MAKE IT HAPPEN,
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AND SHE'LL DO WHAT SHE HAS TO DO
TO GET WHAT SHE NEEDS.
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- IS LISA COMING?
- I DON'T THINK SHE IS.
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UM...
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SHE SAID SHE WASN'T
AT YOUR HOUSE.
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- WELL, YOU'RE COMING TO THE...
TO TO THE HOUSEWARMING.
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- I PROBABLY WON'T BE THERE.
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WE'VE GOT A LITTLE WAY TO GO
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BEFORE I'M GONNA BE WARMING
HER HOUSE FOR HER
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OR HER SLIPPERS
OR ANYTHING LIKE THAT.
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- CHEERS.
- CHEERS. SO...
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- CONGRATULATIONS ON YOUR HOME.
- THANK YOU SO MUCH.
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- AND THIS WINE TASTES SO GOOD.
- THANK YOU.
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I-I REALLY LOVE THIS HOUSE.
I DO.
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I'M LIKE, HOPE THEY...
I CAN KEEP IT.
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I'M JUST FOCUSING ON MAKING
A REALLY LOVELY, WONDERFUL LIFE
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FOR MY KIDS,
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AND WE COULD LIVE
IN AN APARTMENT AND BE HAPPY,
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BUT MAMA WANTED TO HAVE A NICE,
LITTLE PAD FOR THESE BOYS.
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- I LOVE IT.
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I THINK THERE'S
A REALLY GOOD VIBE IN HERE.
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- THANK YOU.
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I'M SO GLAD MY PARENTS ARE HERE
TOO.
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- MY BOYFRIEND! GUY!
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[laughter] HOW ARE YOU?
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- HI. YOU LOOK PRETTY.
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- LOOK. YOU LOOK SO HANDSOME.
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- OH, WELL,
YOU LOOK SO BEAUTIFUL.
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- IS THIS YOUR L.A. OUTFIT?
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- DID YOU JUST
HAVE THAT SPRAYED ON?
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- YES.
- [laughs]
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- AND SHE'S GOT GOOD BOOBS.
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- OH, THANKS.
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I DON'T THINK YOUR DAD WAS
INTERESTED IN MY BOOBS...
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- OH, FOR SURE HE IS. [laughs]
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- NO, HE'S NOT.
- EVERYONE IS.
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- THAT'S NOT WHAT I LOOKED AT,
SO...
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- NO.
- I'M KIDDING, DAD.
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- YEAH.
- HOW ARE YOU?
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- OH, I'M GOOD.
- WHAT A BEAUTIFUL PLACE.
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- DO YOU LIKE IT?
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- I'M SO PROUD OF YOU.
- THANK YOU.
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- ARE YOU PROUD OF HER?
- I'M PROUD OF HER.
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- YES.
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- SHE'S TALLER THAN ME NOW, TOO,
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SO I GOT TO BE REAL CAREFUL
WHAT I SAY.
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- BUT YOU KNOW,
THIS IS A REALLY BIG THING
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FOR A SINGLE MOM.
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- WHEN MY DAD SAYS
HE'S REALLY PROUD OF ME,
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IT MEANS A LOT BECAUSE
WE'VE REALLY BEEN THROUGH IT
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THE PAST COUPLE YEARS.
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I LOVE YOU. - I KNOW YOU DO.
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LET'S... LET'S JUST CUT IT
RIGHT THERE.
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- HE'S A TOUGH GUY.
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HE DOESN'T SAY
THAT KIND OF STUFF.
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SO IT'S VERY SWEET.
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- HOW ARE YOU?
I'M SO GLAD YOU HAD...
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OKAY, GOOD VIBES,
BEAUTIFUL ENERGY...
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- THANK YOU.
- YOU'RE HAPPY, AND YOU'RE HOME.
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- I'M HAPPY.
- YOU'RE HOME.
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- EVERYBODY'S HERE.
- YES.
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- FRIENDS, FANS, FRENEMIES,
EVERYBODY.
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- NO, NO,
JUST FAMILY AND FRIENDS.
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- THE DOORBELL?
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[doorbell chimes loudly]
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- EVERYONE'S HERE, SO...
ALL THE PEOPLE I LOVE.
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- LISA'S HERE.
- TEXT HIM THE ADDRESS.
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- OH, MY GOD. SHE CAME.
- I'M SURPRISED.
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- THERE'S NO... OH!
224
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YOU MADE IT! YOU MADE IT!
225
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- TWO SIGHTINGS IN ONE WEEK.
- AH!
226
00:07:58,100 --> 00:07:59,376
- I CHANGED MY MIND.
DECIDED TO COME.
227
00:07:59,400 --> 00:08:00,847
- OH, THANK YOU!
- DON'T PINCH ME.
228
00:08:00,871 --> 00:08:02,609
- OH, CAN I KISS YOU?
229
00:08:02,633 --> 00:08:05,476
- THAT MEANS SHE'S MOVING ON.
230
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THAT'S... NO? - YEAH. I THINK SO.
231
00:08:07,400 --> 00:08:08,976
THAT'S A GOOD SIGN.
232
00:08:09,000 --> 00:08:10,309
- UM, I WISH YOU...
- GOOD LUCK?
233
00:08:10,333 --> 00:08:12,543
- HAPPINESS... [laughter]
234
00:08:12,567 --> 00:08:13,910
IN YOUR NEW HOUSE.
235
00:08:13,934 --> 00:08:15,276
- THANK YOU!
236
00:08:15,300 --> 00:08:17,776
I'M ACTUALLY CONFUSED
AT LISA SHOWING UP TONIGHT,
237
00:08:17,800 --> 00:08:20,242
BECAUSE WHEN SOMEONE TELLS YOU
MORE THAN ONE TIME
238
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THAT THEY'RE NOT COMING
TO YOUR PARTY,
239
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YOU TEND TO BELIEVE THEM.
240
00:08:23,266 --> 00:08:24,309
- YOU KNOW LEEZA?
241
00:08:24,333 --> 00:08:26,643
- VERY WELL.
- HOW ARE YOU?
242
00:08:26,667 --> 00:08:28,376
- GOOD. VERY WELL.
- NICE TO SEE YOU.
243
00:08:28,400 --> 00:08:30,746
- HI! I'M SO GLAD YOU CAME.
- THANK YOU.
244
00:08:30,770 --> 00:08:33,376
- HOW FUNNY THAT...
- JUST FOR NOW, MY DEAR.
245
00:08:33,400 --> 00:08:34,476
- GO FIGURE, RIGHT? OKAY.
246
00:08:34,500 --> 00:08:35,710
- LEEZA,
YOU HAVE TO MEET MY DAD.
247
00:08:35,734 --> 00:08:38,179
LEEZA... I MEAN, LISA. LEEZA.
- THANK YOU.
248
00:08:38,203 --> 00:08:39,910
- THIS IS GUY GLANVILLE, MY DAD.
- HELLO.
249
00:08:39,934 --> 00:08:40,976
- LISA.
250
00:08:41,000 --> 00:08:42,209
- WELL, I'VE HEARD A LOT
ABOUT YOU.
251
00:08:42,233 --> 00:08:44,048
- VERY NICE TO MEET YOU.
- NICE TO MEET YOU TOO.
252
00:08:44,072 --> 00:08:45,543
- THIS IS KEN, HER HUSBAND.
- WE JUST MET.
253
00:08:45,567 --> 00:08:47,209
- OH, NICE.
- WE MEET AGAIN.
254
00:08:47,233 --> 00:08:49,109
- I'M SUPER HAPPY THAT YOU CAME.
I DID NOT THINK YOU WERE COMING.
255
00:08:49,133 --> 00:08:50,250
- I WASN'T.
- OKAY.
256
00:08:50,274 --> 00:08:52,276
- WHAT CHANGED YOUR MIND?
257
00:08:52,300 --> 00:08:54,743
- WELL, YOU KNOW WHAT?
258
00:08:54,767 --> 00:08:57,009
- SHE LOVES ME.
- NO, SHE DOESN'T.
259
00:08:57,033 --> 00:08:58,347
- YES, SHE DOES.
- NO.
260
00:08:58,371 --> 00:09:00,376
I JUST THOUGHT, "YOU KNOW WHAT?"
- YOU DO.
261
00:09:00,400 --> 00:09:01,609
- NO, I DON'T. NO, I DON'T.
- YOU DO.
262
00:09:01,633 --> 00:09:04,233
- OH, NO, NO.
263
00:09:05,834 --> 00:09:07,176
- COMING UP...
264
00:09:07,200 --> 00:09:09,009
- SHE WILL HURT YOUR FEELINGS
IN A HEARTBEAT,
265
00:09:09,033 --> 00:09:11,009
AND SHE DOESN'T MEAN IT...
266
00:09:11,033 --> 00:09:12,979
- WELL YOU KNOW...
- FOR MORE THAN TWO SECONDS.
267
00:09:13,003 --> 00:09:14,347
- I BLAME IT ON THE PARENTS.
268
00:09:14,371 --> 00:09:15,867
- OOH.
- YEAH.
269
00:09:20,767 --> 00:09:23,876
- I JUST THOUGHT I'D COME BY
AND WISH YOU WELL,
270
00:09:23,900 --> 00:09:25,009
'CAUSE I DO WISH YOU WELL.
271
00:09:25,033 --> 00:09:28,142
- THANK YOU.
I WISH YOU WELL TOO.
272
00:09:28,166 --> 00:09:30,009
- LIFE IS VERY SHORT...
- IT IS.
273
00:09:30,033 --> 00:09:31,876
- AND I DON'T WANT TO WASTE
A SECOND OF IT.
274
00:09:31,900 --> 00:09:33,247
- NO, AND I DON'T WANT
TO BE NEGATIVE
275
00:09:33,271 --> 00:09:37,009
AND GO BACKWARDS, EITHER,
AND I REALLY CARE ABOUT YOU.
276
00:09:37,033 --> 00:09:39,109
SO HOPEFULLY, WE CAN,
AT SOME POINT,
277
00:09:39,133 --> 00:09:40,810
FIGURE OUT SOMETHING
AND MOVE FORWARD.
278
00:09:40,834 --> 00:09:42,348
- DO YOU, BRANDI?
- I DO.
279
00:09:42,372 --> 00:09:45,476
- I KNOW BY ME NOT GOING
TO BRANDI'S HOUSEWARMING
280
00:09:45,500 --> 00:09:47,476
I'M FEEDING INTO THE NEGATIVITY.
281
00:09:47,500 --> 00:09:49,443
THERE'LL BE MORE SPECULATION,
282
00:09:49,467 --> 00:09:50,710
BUT BY ME SHOWING UP
283
00:09:50,734 --> 00:09:53,111
AND PUTTING A BOTTLE
OF CHAMPAGNE IN HER HAND,
284
00:09:53,135 --> 00:09:55,443
IT'S DONE.
285
00:09:55,467 --> 00:09:57,897
I NIP IT IN THE BUD.
286
00:10:00,967 --> 00:10:02,276
- CONGRATULATIONS...
- [gasps]
287
00:10:02,300 --> 00:10:04,109
- ON YOUR DAUGHTER'S MARRIAGE.
288
00:10:04,133 --> 00:10:05,609
- OH, MY GOD.
YOUR DAUGHTER GOT MARRIED?
289
00:10:05,633 --> 00:10:07,409
- WAS IT JUST SO AMAZING?
290
00:10:07,433 --> 00:10:08,643
YOU'RE GLOWING FROM IT.
291
00:10:08,667 --> 00:10:09,776
- OH, MY GOD.
YOU'RE THE MOTHER OF THE BRIDE.
292
00:10:09,800 --> 00:10:10,810
- AM I?
- YEAH. OH, TOTALLY.
293
00:10:10,834 --> 00:10:12,042
- I-I... YES.
294
00:10:12,066 --> 00:10:14,109
- I NOW DECLARE
THAYER AND BROOKE
295
00:10:14,133 --> 00:10:15,643
HUSBAND AND WIFE.
296
00:10:15,667 --> 00:10:16,910
PLEASE SHARE A KISS.
297
00:10:16,934 --> 00:10:19,009
[cheers and applause]
298
00:10:19,033 --> 00:10:21,109
- KIM SEEMS SO HAPPY RIGHT NOW.
299
00:10:21,133 --> 00:10:24,242
WOW, SHE HAS COME A LONG WAY,
300
00:10:24,266 --> 00:10:26,242
AND I LOVE SEEING THAT.
301
00:10:26,266 --> 00:10:27,776
- HE'S JUST AMAZING.
302
00:10:27,800 --> 00:10:31,042
- THAT'S... WHAT A WONDERFUL,
WONDERFUL MOMENT.
303
00:10:31,066 --> 00:10:32,043
- YEAH.
304
00:10:32,067 --> 00:10:34,276
- OH! HONEY!
305
00:10:34,300 --> 00:10:36,976
- THAT'S SO FUNNY...
- OH, HI!
306
00:10:37,000 --> 00:10:39,109
I TOLD HIM TODAY... I TOLD THEM
BOTH YOU WEREN'T COMING.
307
00:10:39,133 --> 00:10:41,509
- WELL, WE NEARLY DIDN'T,
AND THEN I CHANGED MY MIND,
308
00:10:41,533 --> 00:10:43,443
AND I WAS ON THE WAY
TO PUMP WHEN I THOUGHT,
309
00:10:43,467 --> 00:10:44,444
"[bleep] IT."
310
00:10:44,468 --> 00:10:45,609
- OH, NICE.
311
00:10:45,633 --> 00:10:47,078
- AND I'M GONNA COME
IN YOUR LANGUAGE.
312
00:10:47,102 --> 00:10:48,247
- THANK YOU FOR COMING.
- YEP.
313
00:10:48,271 --> 00:10:49,576
- THANK YOU.
314
00:10:49,600 --> 00:10:50,976
- AND THEN I THOUGHT
I'LL COME AND WISH YOU WELL.
315
00:10:51,000 --> 00:10:52,476
- [laughs]
- SHE LOVES YOU.
316
00:10:52,500 --> 00:10:53,743
- I KNOW. I LOVE YOU.
317
00:10:53,767 --> 00:10:55,009
- WELL, SHE'S GOT A FUNNY WAY
OF SHOWING IT,
318
00:10:55,033 --> 00:10:56,379
BUT WE'LL DEAL WITH THAT LATER.
319
00:10:56,403 --> 00:10:58,609
- WELL, I'M... CAN I...
I CAN TELL YOU A FEW THINGS.
320
00:10:58,633 --> 00:11:00,676
- OH.
- [laughs]
321
00:11:00,700 --> 00:11:05,142
- I DON'T NEED A SPANKING
OR A LECTURE OR A TIME-OUT.
322
00:11:05,166 --> 00:11:06,276
[laughter]
323
00:11:06,300 --> 00:11:08,346
- MAYBE WE'LL HAVE LUNCH.
- [laughs]
324
00:11:08,370 --> 00:11:11,176
- I'M VERY SENSITIVE
AND VERY TEMPERAMENTAL.
325
00:11:11,200 --> 00:11:13,209
- OKAY, GOOD.
WE'LL LEAVE THAT ONE ALONE THEN.
326
00:11:13,233 --> 00:11:15,250
- OKAY.
- WE LEARNED THAT ALREADY.
327
00:11:15,274 --> 00:11:18,309
- YEAH, JUST A LITTLE BIT.
[laughter]
328
00:11:18,333 --> 00:11:20,980
- I'M GONNA... I'M GONNA GO
SOCIALIZE AT THIS POINT.
329
00:11:21,004 --> 00:11:23,076
- OH, THIS IS FANTASTIC.
330
00:11:23,100 --> 00:11:25,209
NOW, TELL ME EVERYTHING.
331
00:11:25,233 --> 00:11:27,843
- NO, I MEAN,
SHE'S JUST ALWAYS SO MOUTHY,
332
00:11:27,867 --> 00:11:29,176
AND SHE'LL HURT YOUR FEELINGS
IN A HEARTBEAT...
333
00:11:29,200 --> 00:11:30,509
- VERY WILLFUL. VERY WILLFUL.
334
00:11:30,533 --> 00:11:31,980
- AND SHE DOESN'T MEAN IT...
- WELL, YOU KNOW...
335
00:11:32,004 --> 00:11:33,946
- FOR MORE THAN TWO SECONDS
AND...
336
00:11:33,970 --> 00:11:35,176
- I BLAME IT ON THE PARENTS.
337
00:11:35,200 --> 00:11:37,209
- OOH.
- YEAH.
338
00:11:37,233 --> 00:11:39,109
BUT YOU KNOW WHAT?
I DON'T WANT TO...
339
00:11:39,133 --> 00:11:40,680
YOU KNOW, I'M NOT CRITICIZING
YOUR DAUGHTER.
340
00:11:40,704 --> 00:11:42,409
IT'S LIKE IF SOMEBODY
CRITICIZED MINE,
341
00:11:42,433 --> 00:11:44,309
I WOULD SLAP THEM, PROBABLY.
342
00:11:44,333 --> 00:11:45,847
SO I'M NOT GOING TO GO THERE.
343
00:11:45,871 --> 00:11:49,497
- I KNOW THAT SHE'S NOT PERFECT,
BUT I LOVE HER ANYWAY.
344
00:11:52,200 --> 00:11:55,476
- OH, AND... OH, MY GOSH!
345
00:11:55,500 --> 00:11:58,810
YOU LOOK FABULOUS, AS ALWAYS.
- HOW ARE YOU, HONEY?
346
00:11:58,834 --> 00:12:00,879
GOOD TO SEE YOU.
- GOOD TO SEE YOU.
347
00:12:00,903 --> 00:12:02,109
- HI, HONEY.
- HOW ARE YOU?
348
00:12:02,133 --> 00:12:04,609
- HOW ARE YOU? GOOD TO SEE YOU.
- GOOD TO SEE YOU.
349
00:12:04,633 --> 00:12:07,376
- ALL THESE SURPRISE GUESTS...
I MEAN, LISA VANDERPUMP,
350
00:12:07,400 --> 00:12:08,377
ADRIENNE.
351
00:12:08,401 --> 00:12:11,042
WHO'S NEXT, EDDIE AND LEANN?
352
00:12:11,066 --> 00:12:12,609
- SURPRISE.
- OH.
353
00:12:12,633 --> 00:12:14,910
- AH! [gasps]
- [chuckles]
354
00:12:14,934 --> 00:12:16,748
- THANK YOU SO MUCH FOR COMING.
- HI. YES.
355
00:12:16,772 --> 00:12:18,543
- HOW ARE YOU?
- HOW ARE YOU?
356
00:12:18,567 --> 00:12:19,676
I'M GOOD. HOW ARE YOU?
357
00:12:19,700 --> 00:12:20,710
- YOU'RE LOOKING FABULOUS,
AS ALWAYS.
358
00:12:20,734 --> 00:12:21,711
- OH, MY GOD. YOU TOO.
- THANK YOU.
359
00:12:21,735 --> 00:12:23,011
- YOU SMELL AMAZING.
360
00:12:23,035 --> 00:12:24,779
- THIS IS MY BOYFRIEND, JAKE.
- HI.
361
00:12:24,803 --> 00:12:27,546
I THINK WE MET ONCE.
- BRANDI. YOU KNOW HIM.
362
00:12:27,570 --> 00:12:29,976
- ADRIENNE'S BOY-TOY, JAKE,
IS SUPER CUTE,
363
00:12:30,000 --> 00:12:33,876
AND I'VE BEEN KNOWN TO GET
DICK-MATIZED BY YOUNG BOYS TOO.
364
00:12:33,900 --> 00:12:37,242
- I HAVE 150
FOR WHOEVER HAS THE BEST ABS.
365
00:12:37,266 --> 00:12:39,976
AN EXTRA $150.
366
00:12:40,000 --> 00:12:42,042
- WHAT DOES IT SAY?
- OH, IT'S THE WHOLE STATE?
367
00:12:42,066 --> 00:12:43,609
- MY MOM TAUGHT ME
NOT TO GET TATTOOS.
368
00:12:43,633 --> 00:12:44,743
- ME TOO!
369
00:12:44,767 --> 00:12:46,076
OH, MY GOD.
WE SHOULD TOTALLY HANG OUT.
370
00:12:46,100 --> 00:12:47,710
AT LEAST WE HAVE THAT IN COMMON.
371
00:12:47,734 --> 00:12:50,181
- HI.
- OH, MY GOSH. GOOD TO SEE YOU.
372
00:12:50,205 --> 00:12:51,743
LOOKING FANTASTIC.
373
00:12:51,767 --> 00:12:53,209
- I'M NOT JUST PROUD OF MYSELF
374
00:12:53,233 --> 00:12:54,450
FOR WORKING THINGS OUT
WITH ADRIENNE.
375
00:12:54,474 --> 00:12:55,509
I'M PROUD OF ADRIENNE TOO.
376
00:12:55,533 --> 00:12:57,950
I MEAN, IT TOOK A LOT
FOR BOTH OF US
377
00:12:57,974 --> 00:12:59,343
TO GET TO THIS SPOT.
378
00:12:59,367 --> 00:13:00,376
- BY THE WAY...
- OH, MY GOD!
379
00:13:00,400 --> 00:13:01,576
- WE HAD A BET!
380
00:13:01,600 --> 00:13:03,409
- I HAVE THE PROOF RIGHT HERE.
- WHAT?
381
00:13:03,433 --> 00:13:04,410
- WAIT A SECOND.
- OH, NO.
382
00:13:04,434 --> 00:13:05,609
- I BRING MY PROOF.
383
00:13:05,633 --> 00:13:07,409
WE HAD A BET. WE HAD A BET.
- WE DID.
384
00:13:07,433 --> 00:13:09,376
- BY THE WAY,
OBSESSED WITH DAYS OF OUR LIVES
385
00:13:09,400 --> 00:13:10,377
FOR A LONG TIME.
386
00:13:10,401 --> 00:13:11,443
- OH, MY GOD.
387
00:13:11,467 --> 00:13:12,643
- NO, I REALLY...
I KNOW THAT LISA RINNA,
388
00:13:12,667 --> 00:13:14,242
SHE CAME ON AS BILLIE.
389
00:13:14,266 --> 00:13:16,409
I HAD TO STOP WATCHING, 'CAUSE
SHE WASN'T THE REAL BILLIE,
390
00:13:16,433 --> 00:13:17,580
'CAUSE THE REAL BILLIE
WENT AWAY.
391
00:13:17,604 --> 00:13:19,176
- I THOUGHT SHE WAS
THE REAL BILLIE.
392
00:13:19,200 --> 00:13:20,509
- MM-MM. I THINK YOU'RE WRONG.
393
00:13:20,533 --> 00:13:21,609
- I WAS THERE.
394
00:13:21,633 --> 00:13:22,848
- I'M GONNA LOOK IT UP
WHEN I GET HOME.
395
00:13:22,872 --> 00:13:24,076
- WAIT, WE GOT TO PUT SOME MONEY
ON IT.
396
00:13:24,100 --> 00:13:25,509
- YEAH, BUT I THOUGHT YOU WERE...
397
00:13:25,533 --> 00:13:27,509
I THOUGHT SHE WAS
THE SECOND BILLIE.
398
00:13:27,533 --> 00:13:29,579
- NO, SHE WAS THE ORIGINAL
BILLIE.
399
00:13:29,603 --> 00:13:31,810
- I WAS NUMBER ONE. YEAH.
- WERE YOU ON THAT SHOW TOO?
400
00:13:31,834 --> 00:13:34,348
- NO, YOU DON'T UNDERSTAND.
SHE WAS HUGE ON THAT SHOW.
401
00:13:34,372 --> 00:13:36,676
- OH, MY GOD.
- I REMEMBERED BOTH OF THEM...
402
00:13:36,700 --> 00:13:38,245
- WHEN SHE FIRST
CAME ON THE SCENE...
403
00:13:38,269 --> 00:13:40,810
- AND MAYBE YOU LIKE
THE SECOND BILLIE BETTER.
404
00:13:40,834 --> 00:13:41,811
- MAYBE THAT'S TRUE.
405
00:13:41,835 --> 00:13:44,076
- OBVIOUSLY, I WAS RIGHT.
406
00:13:44,100 --> 00:13:46,076
I ACTUALLY WAS THERE.
407
00:13:46,100 --> 00:13:48,076
- [gasps] HI!
408
00:13:48,100 --> 00:13:49,476
- OH! HI!
409
00:13:49,500 --> 00:13:52,509
- LISA, IT'S ASS.
- HELLO... OH, GOD.
410
00:13:52,533 --> 00:13:54,409
- LIPS AND ASS.
- ASS AND LIPS.
411
00:13:54,433 --> 00:13:57,810
- GOOD TO SEE YOU.
- HEY. HOW ARE YOU?
412
00:13:57,834 --> 00:13:59,609
- I LIKE MY LIPS.
413
00:13:59,633 --> 00:14:01,850
IF YOU DON'T THINK OF LIPS
WHEN YOU THINK OF LISA RINNA,
414
00:14:01,874 --> 00:14:03,044
THERE'S SOMETHING WRONG.
415
00:14:03,068 --> 00:14:04,068
RIGHT?
416
00:14:05,667 --> 00:14:08,009
- HOW DO YOU LIKE MY NEW PLACE?
- I LOVE IT.
417
00:14:08,033 --> 00:14:11,443
- IT'S FANTASTIC, RIGHT?
- I LOVE THIS PLACE.
418
00:14:11,467 --> 00:14:14,910
- OH, AMAZING.
419
00:14:14,934 --> 00:14:17,743
- ARE YOU FREE ON WEDNESDAY?
- UH-HUH.
420
00:14:17,767 --> 00:14:19,676
- WE'RE JUST DOING
A VERY SMALL EVENT
421
00:14:19,700 --> 00:14:21,476
FOR GIRLS IN FOSTER CARE,
422
00:14:21,500 --> 00:14:24,176
AND EVERYBODY JUST KIND OF
BRINGS A COUPLE OF THINGS
423
00:14:24,200 --> 00:14:25,543
OUT OF THEIR CLOSET.
424
00:14:25,567 --> 00:14:27,376
- LIKE, SOMETHING DRESSY
THAT YOU CAN GO OUT IN?
425
00:14:27,400 --> 00:14:29,810
- YEAH. I THINK SO.
- NOW, HOW OLD ARE THESE GIRLS?
426
00:14:29,834 --> 00:14:32,943
- THEY'RE LIKE 16 AND UPWARDS.
427
00:14:32,967 --> 00:14:35,209
15, 16 AND UPWARDS, YOU KNOW.
428
00:14:35,233 --> 00:14:38,776
THE CHARITY EVENT IS FOR
YOUNG WOMEN IN FOSTER CARE.
429
00:14:38,800 --> 00:14:40,976
WELL, OBVIOUSLY,
THAT'S QUITE CLOSE TO MY HEART
430
00:14:41,000 --> 00:14:43,747
BECAUSE MAX WAS ADOPTED
FROM FOSTER CARE,
431
00:14:43,771 --> 00:14:46,776
AND I KNOW THAT
HAD HE NOT BEEN WITH US,
432
00:14:46,800 --> 00:14:49,509
MAYBE HE WOULD HAVE BEEN
ONE OF THESE KIDS.
433
00:14:49,533 --> 00:14:51,747
IT'S NO WORK FOR ME AT ALL...
THROW TOGETHER A TEA
434
00:14:51,771 --> 00:14:54,443
AND INVITE EVERYBODY AND PULL
SOME THINGS OUT OF MY CLOSET.
435
00:14:54,467 --> 00:14:56,609
IT'S REALLY KIND OF, YOU KNOW,
EASY FOR ME TO DO THAT.
436
00:14:56,633 --> 00:14:57,610
- SO FUN.
437
00:14:57,634 --> 00:14:59,150
- THINGS GOT A LITTLE VOLATILE
438
00:14:59,174 --> 00:15:01,309
AT MY CHARITY EVENT LAST YEAR.
439
00:15:01,333 --> 00:15:02,810
- IF I WAS A BULLY, I WOULD HAVE
KNOCKED YOUR [bleep] TEETH OUT
440
00:15:02,834 --> 00:15:05,209
BY NOW.
441
00:15:05,233 --> 00:15:06,843
- OH.
442
00:15:06,867 --> 00:15:09,309
IF BRANDI SHOW UP
AND SHE BRINGS A FEW DRESSES
443
00:15:09,333 --> 00:15:10,979
AND SHE CONTRIBUTES
TO THE CAUSE,
444
00:15:11,003 --> 00:15:13,600
I CAN PUT UP WITH HER
BULL[bleep] FOR A MINUTE.
445
00:15:19,834 --> 00:15:21,251
- HELLO.
- GIVE ME A COUPLE GLASSES...
446
00:15:21,275 --> 00:15:22,643
- I JUST WANT TO SAY,
447
00:15:22,667 --> 00:15:24,176
I LOVE YOU SO MUCH,
448
00:15:24,200 --> 00:15:25,576
AND I'M JUST SO PROUD OF YOU,
AND...
449
00:15:25,600 --> 00:15:27,776
OH, I LOVE YOU.
450
00:15:27,800 --> 00:15:30,543
AND THIS HOME IS SO BEAUTIFUL.
451
00:15:30,567 --> 00:15:33,643
THE VIBE THAT... IS SO AMAZING.
452
00:15:33,667 --> 00:15:36,244
YOU AND YOUR BOYS
DESERVE THIS BEAUTIFUL HOME.
453
00:15:36,268 --> 00:15:38,976
- I JUST NEVER REALLY THOUGHT
IN A MILLION YEARS
454
00:15:39,000 --> 00:15:41,076
THIS WOULD BE MY LIFE.
455
00:15:41,100 --> 00:15:42,776
IT'S GREAT!
456
00:15:42,800 --> 00:15:45,646
- BEING A SINGLE MOM
AND GOING THROUGH A DIVORCE
457
00:15:45,670 --> 00:15:48,810
IS PROBABLY THE HARDEST THING
A WOMAN CAN EVER GO THROUGH.
458
00:15:48,834 --> 00:15:51,981
- I'M VERY HAPPY TO HAVE
GOTTEN TO KNOW YOU BETTER
459
00:15:52,005 --> 00:15:56,876
AND TO LIKE THE PERSON
THAT I'VE GOTTEN TO KNOW.
460
00:15:56,900 --> 00:15:59,209
- JUST GOOD LUCK TO YOU
IN THIS BEAUTIFUL HOUSE,
461
00:15:59,233 --> 00:16:00,309
AND I LOVE YOU SO MUCH.
462
00:16:00,333 --> 00:16:01,643
- AW.
463
00:16:01,667 --> 00:16:03,676
[applause]
464
00:16:03,700 --> 00:16:06,209
- TOAST TO BRANDI? NO, NOT YET.
465
00:16:06,233 --> 00:16:08,409
I'M HERE.
I BROUGHT A BOTTLE OF CHAMPAGNE.
466
00:16:08,433 --> 00:16:09,750
THAT'S AS GOOD
AS IT'S GONNA GET.
467
00:16:09,774 --> 00:16:12,209
BYE, DARLING.
- BYE. THANK YOU FOR COMING.
468
00:16:12,233 --> 00:16:13,576
IT MEANS A LOT.
469
00:16:13,600 --> 00:16:15,547
YOU ALWAYS... YOU ALWAYS
HOLD ME BACK LIKE THIS.
470
00:16:15,571 --> 00:16:16,943
- I DO?
- YEAH.
471
00:16:16,967 --> 00:16:18,209
- THAT'S ME. THAT'S NOT YOU.
- BUT NOT ALWAYS.
472
00:16:18,233 --> 00:16:19,210
YOU USED TO NOT. - OKAY, WELL...
473
00:16:19,234 --> 00:16:22,376
- THANK YOU FOR COMING, THOUGH.
- OKAY.
474
00:16:22,400 --> 00:16:24,943
- I MEAN IT.
- I-I'M GLAD I DID.
475
00:16:24,967 --> 00:16:27,343
- ARE YOU?
- YES.
476
00:16:27,367 --> 00:16:29,309
DON'T QUESTION IT
AND GET OFF MY ASS.
477
00:16:29,333 --> 00:16:30,810
BYE, BYE, DADDY.
- THANK YOU FOR COMING.
478
00:16:30,834 --> 00:16:31,981
- I HOPE HAVE...
- MAKE EYE CONTACT.
479
00:16:32,005 --> 00:16:34,276
- PARDON?
- MAKE EYE CONTACT.
480
00:16:34,300 --> 00:16:36,409
- WHO?
- MAKE EYE CONTACT.
481
00:16:36,433 --> 00:16:38,076
- IN MY IDEAL WORLD,
482
00:16:38,100 --> 00:16:40,609
I'D PREFER EVERYBODY TO GET ON,
483
00:16:40,633 --> 00:16:44,209
AND FOR ME TO HAVE THIS
EMOTIONAL DETACHMENT FROM BRANDY
484
00:16:44,233 --> 00:16:46,247
WHICH DOESN'T GIVE HER
THE POWER TO HURT ME,
485
00:16:46,271 --> 00:16:49,066
THAT'S THE ONLY WAY
I COULD DEAL WITH HER.
486
00:16:51,367 --> 00:16:52,676
OKAY.
487
00:16:52,700 --> 00:16:55,400
SEE? ALL GOOD.
488
00:16:56,767 --> 00:16:58,009
- WAIT, WHAT HAPPENED WITH LISA?
WHAT-WHAT'D SHE SAY?
489
00:16:58,033 --> 00:16:59,010
AND WHAT'D YOU DO?
490
00:16:59,034 --> 00:17:00,309
- YOU KNOW WHAT?
491
00:17:00,333 --> 00:17:01,580
I'M NOT GONNA, LIKE,
FORCE SOMEONE TO COME HERE
492
00:17:01,604 --> 00:17:05,076
IF THEY DON'T WANT TO,
BUT AT THE SAME TIME,
493
00:17:05,100 --> 00:17:06,077
I'M GLAD SHE CAME.
494
00:17:06,101 --> 00:17:07,346
I WAS GLAD TO SEE HER.
495
00:17:07,370 --> 00:17:09,509
KEN STILL WILL NOT
MAKE EYE CONTACT WITH ME.
496
00:17:09,533 --> 00:17:11,409
SO IT IS WHAT IT IS.
497
00:17:11,433 --> 00:17:13,450
I CARE ABOUT HER, BUT I WANT...
498
00:17:13,474 --> 00:17:15,309
I LOVE MY LIFE NOW.
499
00:17:15,333 --> 00:17:17,309
I'M AN INDIVIDUAL.
I CAN BE FRIENDS WITH YOU.
500
00:17:17,333 --> 00:17:18,310
I CAN BE FRIENDS WITH KIM.
501
00:17:18,334 --> 00:17:19,779
I CAN BE FRIENDS WITH YOLANDA,
502
00:17:19,803 --> 00:17:22,476
AND I FEEL LIKE I'M JUST GETTING
TO THAT NEXT LEVEL WITH HER,
503
00:17:22,500 --> 00:17:24,076
LIKE, WHERE I ACTUALLY KNOW HER.
504
00:17:24,100 --> 00:17:25,547
HI, LOVEY. - HI, IS THIS A...
505
00:17:25,571 --> 00:17:26,576
- HI.
506
00:17:26,600 --> 00:17:27,577
- IS THIS A PRIVATE
CONVERSATION?
507
00:17:27,601 --> 00:17:29,109
- NO. NOT AT ALL.
- NO.
508
00:17:29,133 --> 00:17:30,680
- NO, WE'RE JUST TALKING ABOUT
HOW LISA SHOWED UP TONIGHT.
509
00:17:30,704 --> 00:17:32,242
- I'M GLAD SHE DID.
510
00:17:32,266 --> 00:17:34,409
- OH, NO. I'M GLAD SHE CAME.
511
00:17:34,433 --> 00:17:36,347
- WAS SHE FRIENDLY?
EVERYTHING WAS GOOD?
512
00:17:36,371 --> 00:17:37,609
- OH, YEAH.
- EVERYTHING WAS...
513
00:17:37,633 --> 00:17:39,879
I DIDN'T CATCH...
AND SHE WAS VERY NICE TO EVERY...
514
00:17:39,903 --> 00:17:40,910
BUT I THINK IT WENT...
515
00:17:40,934 --> 00:17:42,376
- IT WAS GREAT.
516
00:17:42,400 --> 00:17:45,245
- LISA AND I, EVEN THOUGH WE'RE
MAKING, YOU KNOW, PROGRESS,
517
00:17:45,269 --> 00:17:47,076
WE HAVEN'T ACTUALLY
SAT DOWN ONE-ON-ONE
518
00:17:47,100 --> 00:17:49,946
AND TALKED ABOUT WHAT OUR ISSUES
ARE WITH EACH OTHER,
519
00:17:49,970 --> 00:17:51,743
AND I THINK IT REALLY HAS
TO BE DONE
520
00:17:51,767 --> 00:17:53,244
IN ORDER TO GET RESOLUTION.
521
00:17:53,268 --> 00:17:55,142
SHE'S EXTREMELY SENSITIVE.
522
00:17:55,166 --> 00:17:57,209
I DON'T... I DON'T WANT TO SPEND...
- WE'RE ALL SENSITIVE.
523
00:17:57,233 --> 00:17:59,180
- OF COURSE WE ARE,
BUT THE POINT IS,
524
00:17:59,204 --> 00:18:02,376
IF YOU AND I CAN MOVE PAST IT,
525
00:18:02,400 --> 00:18:05,309
IF WE CAN ALL MOVE FORWARD...
526
00:18:05,333 --> 00:18:06,576
- NO.
527
00:18:06,600 --> 00:18:07,910
- COMING UP...
528
00:18:07,934 --> 00:18:10,934
[cheer and applause]
529
00:18:30,166 --> 00:18:31,776
- LISA, GOOD TO SEE YOU.
530
00:18:31,800 --> 00:18:34,042
- ANTHONY, HI.
- HI, WELCOME BACK.
531
00:18:34,066 --> 00:18:35,576
- NICE TO SEE YOU.
THANKS FOR HAVING ME.
532
00:18:35,600 --> 00:18:36,943
- OH, MY GOSH.
WE ARE SO EXCITED.
533
00:18:36,967 --> 00:18:38,576
THANKS FOR GETTING UP EARLY.
- I LOVE BEING HERE.
534
00:18:38,600 --> 00:18:39,747
- HERE'S A COUPLE THINGS
FOR YOU TO LOOK AT.
535
00:18:39,771 --> 00:18:42,009
BUT LET'S GET YOU
TO HAIR AND MAKEUP NOW.
536
00:18:42,033 --> 00:18:43,010
- OKAY. GREAT.
- ALL RIGHT?
537
00:18:43,034 --> 00:18:44,042
RIGHT THIS WAY.
538
00:18:44,066 --> 00:18:45,043
YOU REMEMBER YOUR WAY
AROUND HERE.
539
00:18:45,067 --> 00:18:46,209
- UM, KIND OF, YEAH.
OF COURSE I DO.
540
00:18:46,233 --> 00:18:47,309
- IT IS A MAZE.
541
00:18:47,333 --> 00:18:49,209
- FOR ME, IT'S KEY...
542
00:18:49,233 --> 00:18:51,209
YOU HAVE TO REMAIN RELEVANT.
543
00:18:51,233 --> 00:18:53,776
YOU HAVE TO BE OUT THERE.
544
00:18:53,800 --> 00:18:56,409
YOU HAVE TO HAVE SOMETHING
GOING ON,
545
00:18:56,433 --> 00:18:57,950
BECAUSE IF YOU DON'T
IN THIS BUSINESS,
546
00:18:57,974 --> 00:19:00,044
PEOPLE FORGET ABOUT YOU
IN FIVE SECONDS.
547
00:19:00,068 --> 00:19:02,109
OH, IN HERE, OF COURSE.
- ALL RIGHT.
548
00:19:02,133 --> 00:19:03,650
- OH, WE MOVED DOWN HERE.
- WE DID.
549
00:19:03,674 --> 00:19:04,776
- HI.
550
00:19:04,800 --> 00:19:06,109
- SO I THINK
WE'RE GONNA GO MIDDLE?
551
00:19:06,133 --> 00:19:07,150
- YEAH.
- ALL RIGHT.
552
00:19:07,174 --> 00:19:08,209
- HI. I'M LISA.
553
00:19:08,233 --> 00:19:09,947
- HEY, LISA. I'M CHRIS.
- HI, CHRIS.
554
00:19:09,971 --> 00:19:11,609
- NICE TO MEET YOU.
- NICE TO MEET YOU.
555
00:19:11,633 --> 00:19:16,576
I HAVE COHOSTED AND FILLED IN
ON ACCESS HOLLYWOOD NOW...
556
00:19:16,600 --> 00:19:19,509
GOSH, OFF AND ON FOR PROBABLY
AS LONG AS IT'S BEEN ON.
557
00:19:19,533 --> 00:19:21,343
OH, THERE'S KIT.
558
00:19:21,367 --> 00:19:23,009
LET ME GO SAY HI.
559
00:19:23,033 --> 00:19:25,779
THE THING ABOUT LIVE TELEVISION
IS, IT'S LIVE.
560
00:19:25,803 --> 00:19:27,847
YOU CAN'T TAKE BACK
WHAT YOU'VE SAID.
561
00:19:27,871 --> 00:19:30,543
YOU CAN'T PREPARE.
562
00:19:30,567 --> 00:19:31,743
YOU CAN'T REALLY PLAN.
563
00:19:31,767 --> 00:19:33,476
[laughs] I LOVE THOSE PATCHES.
564
00:19:33,500 --> 00:19:35,247
- CAN WE GET YOU SOME?
DO WE HAVE ANY EXTRA?
565
00:19:35,271 --> 00:19:36,609
- DO YOU HAVE ANY EXTRA?
566
00:19:36,633 --> 00:19:37,947
NO ONE CAN CONTROL YOU.
567
00:19:37,971 --> 00:19:40,309
THAT'S WHAT IT IS.
NO ONE CAN CONTROL ME.
568
00:19:40,333 --> 00:19:41,910
- DO YOU KNOW ABOUT
THIS ICE BUCKET CHALLENGE?
569
00:19:41,934 --> 00:19:43,047
- YES.
- HAVE YOU DONE IT?
570
00:19:43,071 --> 00:19:44,710
- NO, BUT I WANT TO.
- OKAY, SO GOOD.
571
00:19:44,734 --> 00:19:47,111
SO MAYBE THESE BOYS
WILL NOMINATE YOU.
572
00:19:47,135 --> 00:19:50,333
- 20 MINUTES TO AIR. 20 MINUTES.
573
00:19:52,233 --> 00:19:54,609
- I DON'T CARE IF
YOU'RE IN THIS BUSINESS OR NOT,
574
00:19:54,633 --> 00:19:58,780
THE PRESSURE IS THAT YOU HAVE TO
LOOK LIKE A 20-YEAR-OLD FOREVER.
575
00:19:58,804 --> 00:20:01,676
I AM GOING TO MAKE SURE
576
00:20:01,700 --> 00:20:06,576
THAT I STAY LOOKING FRESH
AS A [bleep] DAISY.
577
00:20:06,600 --> 00:20:09,576
[laughs]
578
00:20:09,600 --> 00:20:11,509
- SHAKE IT OUT.
579
00:20:11,533 --> 00:20:13,476
- THERE WE GO.
580
00:20:13,500 --> 00:20:15,070
THANK YOU SO MUCH.
581
00:20:23,367 --> 00:20:24,827
- HEY.
582
00:20:26,467 --> 00:20:28,810
I WORE THE CHEAPEST GLASSES THAT
I OWN JUST IN CASE I LOSE THEM.
583
00:20:28,834 --> 00:20:30,276
- THAT'S GOOD. JUST IN CASE.
584
00:20:30,300 --> 00:20:31,776
- SO WHAT ARE THE ODDS THAT I'M
GONNA ACTUALLY GO IN THE WATER?
585
00:20:31,800 --> 00:20:33,209
WHAT DO YOU THINK? - 50/50.
586
00:20:33,233 --> 00:20:35,080
- BEING AN ACTRESS, I DO FEEL,
YOU KNOW,
587
00:20:35,104 --> 00:20:37,409
THE NEED TO AT LEAST
KEEP IT UP...
588
00:20:37,433 --> 00:20:39,950
KEEP THE APPEARANCE UP, BECAUSE
I MEAN, THAT IS PART OF MY JOB.
589
00:20:39,974 --> 00:20:41,910
DON'T LAUGH AT ME
IF I FALL ON MY ASS.
590
00:20:41,934 --> 00:20:44,209
- YOU WON'T BE FALLING DOWN
AT ALL.
591
00:20:44,233 --> 00:20:45,680
- I'M DEFINITELY PASSIONATE
ABOUT WORKING OUT.
592
00:20:45,704 --> 00:20:47,509
IT'S SOMETHING
THAT I REALLY ENJOY DOING.
593
00:20:47,533 --> 00:20:49,576
UM...
594
00:20:49,600 --> 00:20:51,109
[sighs] IS THAT TRUE?
595
00:20:51,133 --> 00:20:52,876
- HOW IS THAT?
596
00:20:52,900 --> 00:20:54,447
- IT'S LIKE HOLDING
A GARAGE DOOR, ACTUALLY.
597
00:20:54,471 --> 00:20:56,209
- HERE WE GO. I KNOW. IT IS.
598
00:20:56,233 --> 00:20:58,309
- SOMETIMES, I'D RATHER BE
EATING A DOUGHNUT
599
00:20:58,333 --> 00:21:00,376
THAN WORKING OUT,
600
00:21:00,400 --> 00:21:02,609
BUT I'VE BEEN KNOWN
TO DO BOTH AT THE SAME TIME.
601
00:21:02,633 --> 00:21:04,976
[laughs]
602
00:21:05,000 --> 00:21:07,009
[sighs] I'M NOT KIDDING.
I ACTUALLY HAVE.
603
00:21:07,033 --> 00:21:09,833
- KEEP IT POINTING STRAIGHT.
604
00:21:14,600 --> 00:21:16,743
THEN WE'RE GONNA STAND UP.
605
00:21:16,767 --> 00:21:18,810
AND YOU KEEP YOUR KNEES BENT.
606
00:21:18,834 --> 00:21:22,109
JUST A SLIGHT BEND IN THAT
KNEE... OF THE KNEES.
607
00:21:22,133 --> 00:21:23,443
- AH!
608
00:21:23,467 --> 00:21:25,543
- AND JUST...
YOU WANT TO START PADDLING.
609
00:21:25,567 --> 00:21:27,876
ONCE YOU'RE STANDING STILL,
YOU COULD BE...
610
00:21:27,900 --> 00:21:28,976
YOU CAN FALL.
611
00:21:29,000 --> 00:21:31,009
SO YOU WANT TO HAVE
THAT MOVEMENT OF...
612
00:21:31,033 --> 00:21:32,276
GOOD.
613
00:21:32,300 --> 00:21:34,047
- IT'S IMPORTANT TO STAY
RELEVANT IN HOLLYWOOD
614
00:21:34,071 --> 00:21:35,276
BECAUSE YOU WANT TO BE HIRED,
615
00:21:35,300 --> 00:21:37,346
AND TO BE HIRED,
YOU HAVE TO BE SOMEWHAT,
616
00:21:37,370 --> 00:21:40,810
YOU KNOW, CURRENT AND IMPORTANT,
"WHATEVER THAT MEANS"
617
00:21:40,834 --> 00:21:42,042
TO "WHOMEVER THAT MEANS."
618
00:21:42,066 --> 00:21:43,509
- HOPEFULLY,
THERE'S NO SHARKS HANGING OUT...
619
00:21:43,533 --> 00:21:44,748
- YOU KNOW,
SHARKS DON'T USUALLY SCARE ME,
620
00:21:44,772 --> 00:21:46,209
BUT THERE'S BEEN
SO MANY SIGHTINGS LATELY.
621
00:21:46,233 --> 00:21:47,443
- I KNOW.
622
00:21:47,467 --> 00:21:48,743
- I DON'T REALLY LIKE
THE PUBLICITY ROUTE,
623
00:21:48,767 --> 00:21:50,144
BUT I KNOW THAT IT WORKS
FOR OTHER PEOPLE.
624
00:21:50,168 --> 00:21:52,576
FOR ME, I JUST ALWAYS WANT TO
JUST KEEP DOING MY CRAFT.
625
00:21:52,600 --> 00:21:54,943
AS AN ACTOR,
THAT'S BEEN MY BREAD AND BUTTER.
626
00:21:54,967 --> 00:21:55,944
THAT'S JUST WHAT I DO.
627
00:21:55,968 --> 00:21:57,727
- WATCH OUT.
- AH!
628
00:22:02,500 --> 00:22:05,309
THAT WAS NOT A PRETTY DISMOUNT.
629
00:22:05,333 --> 00:22:07,843
- THREE, TWO...
630
00:22:07,867 --> 00:22:09,076
- TODAY ON
ACCESS HOLLYWOOD LIVE,
631
00:22:09,100 --> 00:22:10,077
LOOK WHO I HAVE.
632
00:22:10,101 --> 00:22:11,446
LISA RINNA IS HERE. - HI.
633
00:22:11,470 --> 00:22:13,676
- YOU KNOW IT'S GONNA BE FUN.
- YOU BETCHA, BABY.
634
00:22:13,700 --> 00:22:15,476
YOU HEARD ABOUT THAT A.L.S...
THE ICE BUCKET CHALLENGE?
635
00:22:15,500 --> 00:22:16,477
- I TOOK IT.
- YOU DID IT?
636
00:22:16,501 --> 00:22:17,676
- YEAH.
637
00:22:17,700 --> 00:22:18,810
- AND EVERYONE FROM J.T.
TO MARTHA STEWART,
638
00:22:18,834 --> 00:22:20,511
THEY'RE DUMPING COLD WATER
ON THEMSELVES.
639
00:22:20,535 --> 00:22:21,710
- WOW.
- I LOVE THIS.
640
00:22:21,734 --> 00:22:23,311
- WE'RE GONNA CHALLENGE
TWO STARS RIGHT HERE
641
00:22:23,335 --> 00:22:25,250
TO DO IT LIVE
ON ACCESS HOLLYWOOD LIVE,
642
00:22:25,274 --> 00:22:27,196
WHICH STARTS RIGHT NOW.
643
00:22:30,600 --> 00:22:31,646
HI, SWEETIE, I LOVE...
644
00:22:31,670 --> 00:22:33,176
- DID WE PLAN
OUR LITTLE MATCHING...
645
00:22:33,200 --> 00:22:34,347
- LOOK AT THIS. WE DID.
- PLEATHER?
646
00:22:34,371 --> 00:22:36,876
- WHAT IS IT,
THE LEATHER SHIFT DRESS DAY.
647
00:22:36,900 --> 00:22:38,710
- LOOKING GOOD.
- WEAR LEATHER TO WORK DAY.
648
00:22:38,734 --> 00:22:41,443
- I LOVE THAT I'M A CELEBRITY
649
00:22:41,467 --> 00:22:44,276
OR THAT I'M FAMOUS
OR THAT I'M KNOWN.
650
00:22:44,300 --> 00:22:45,776
WE WORK FOR THAT.
651
00:22:45,800 --> 00:22:49,347
- WE'LL BE RIGHT BACK WITH LISA
TAKING THE ICE BUCKET CHALLENGE
652
00:22:49,371 --> 00:22:50,876
AFTER THESE MESSAGES.
653
00:22:50,900 --> 00:22:53,910
- NOW THEY GO,
"I THINK SHE'S TOO FAMOUS.
654
00:22:53,934 --> 00:22:55,648
"I THINK SHE'S TOO WELL-KNOWN.
655
00:22:55,672 --> 00:22:57,609
WE NEED TO GO WITH SOMEBODY
THAT'S UNKNOWN."
656
00:22:57,633 --> 00:22:59,280
AND YOU'RE LIKE,
"WHAT THE [bleep]?
657
00:22:59,304 --> 00:23:02,943
"I WORKED MY WHOLE LIFE
TO BECOME KNOWN
658
00:23:02,967 --> 00:23:06,776
AND NOW YOU'RE NOT GONNA HIRE ME
BECAUSE I'M TOO KNOWN?"
659
00:23:06,800 --> 00:23:08,376
THAT PISSES ME OFF.
660
00:23:08,400 --> 00:23:10,810
- AND GO!
- HEY!
661
00:23:10,834 --> 00:23:12,209
- WHOO!
662
00:23:12,233 --> 00:23:15,233
[cheers and applause]
663
00:23:16,867 --> 00:23:19,367
- WHOO!
664
00:23:22,567 --> 00:23:24,044
- THIS IS THE FIRST TIME
YOUR SISTER'S EVER MADE HERSELF
665
00:23:24,068 --> 00:23:25,109
A SANDWICH.
666
00:23:25,133 --> 00:23:26,603
- THIS IS HISTORY IN THE MAKING.
667
00:23:28,533 --> 00:23:30,748
- PORTIA, I CAN'T BELIEVE
YOU'RE MAKING YOUR OWN SANDWICH.
668
00:23:30,772 --> 00:23:32,676
YOU CAN START COOKING DINNER
FOR THE WHOLE FAMILY.
669
00:23:32,700 --> 00:23:34,130
THIS IS FANTASTIC.
670
00:23:38,166 --> 00:23:39,543
- WELL, THE GOOD THING ABOUT
THIS IS THAT
671
00:23:39,567 --> 00:23:41,576
NEXT TIME SHE ASKS US
TO MAKE HER A SANDWICH,
672
00:23:41,600 --> 00:23:42,910
WE CAN JUST TELL HER TO
GO MAKE IT HERSELF.
673
00:23:42,934 --> 00:23:45,343
- SPEAKING OF MAKING
YOUR OWN FOOD AND STUFF,
674
00:23:45,367 --> 00:23:47,209
I NEED TO TEACH YOU SOME OF THAT
STUFF BEFORE YOU GO TO SCHOOL,
675
00:23:47,233 --> 00:23:48,210
BY THE WAY.
676
00:23:48,234 --> 00:23:49,443
- I KNOW. YOU DO.
677
00:23:49,467 --> 00:23:51,643
- AND ALSO HAVE TO TEACH YOU HOW
TO DO YOUR LAUNDRY
678
00:23:51,667 --> 00:23:53,910
- THAT I DO NEED TO LEARN.
679
00:23:53,934 --> 00:23:55,948
- ALEXIA'S LEAVING
FOR COLLEGE SOON,
680
00:23:55,972 --> 00:23:57,810
AND I FEEL LIKE
I PREPARED MY KIDS
681
00:23:57,834 --> 00:23:59,581
FOR A LOT OF THINGS IN LIFE.
682
00:23:59,605 --> 00:24:01,776
LAUNDRY IS NOT ONE OF THEM.
683
00:24:01,800 --> 00:24:03,676
- YOU SERIOUSLY DON'T KNOW
HOW TO DO LAUNDRY?
684
00:24:03,700 --> 00:24:05,276
- DO YOU?
- HONEY, I KNOW...
685
00:24:05,300 --> 00:24:07,076
I MEAN,
I KNOW HOW TO DO LAUNDRY.
686
00:24:07,100 --> 00:24:08,876
- [laughs]
687
00:24:08,900 --> 00:24:11,810
MAURICIO DOESN'T KNOW HOW
TO DO ANYTHING IN THE HOUSE,
688
00:24:11,834 --> 00:24:14,910
WHETHER IT'S LAUNDRY,
CHANGE A LIGHTBULB,
689
00:24:14,934 --> 00:24:17,176
MAKE A SANDWICH.
690
00:24:17,200 --> 00:24:18,409
- I DON'T REMEMBER
THE LAST TIME I DID...
691
00:24:18,433 --> 00:24:19,643
- DON'T ACT ALL JUDGMENTAL.
692
00:24:19,667 --> 00:24:21,076
"YOU REALLY DON'T KNOW
HOW TO DO YOUR LAUNDRY?"
693
00:24:21,100 --> 00:24:22,676
- HAVE YOU EVER DONE LAUNDRY?
694
00:24:22,700 --> 00:24:24,409
- IN MY LIFE?
695
00:24:24,433 --> 00:24:25,476
- AH!
- OR IN THE LAST...
696
00:24:25,500 --> 00:24:26,976
- LISTEN TO DAD
SWEATING BULLETS HERE.
697
00:24:27,000 --> 00:24:28,176
- OR THE LAST...
- LOOK AT HIM.
698
00:24:28,200 --> 00:24:29,446
OH, HIS LITTLE, RED CHEEKS.
699
00:24:29,470 --> 00:24:30,810
- OR THE LAST 20 YEARS?
700
00:24:30,834 --> 00:24:33,311
- IF HE WANTS A SANDWICH,
HE'LL SAY TO ME,
701
00:24:33,335 --> 00:24:35,443
"OH, I REALLY WANT A SANDWICH.
702
00:24:35,467 --> 00:24:37,776
WHERE'S THE TURKEY?"
703
00:24:37,800 --> 00:24:39,309
IT'S IN THE LAUNDRY ROOM.
704
00:24:39,333 --> 00:24:40,509
HONEY, BELIEVE ME,
705
00:24:40,533 --> 00:24:41,710
I'VE BEEN MARRIED 20 YEARS.
706
00:24:41,734 --> 00:24:43,181
YOU'VE NEVER DONE LAUNDRY
IN YOUR LIFE.
707
00:24:43,205 --> 00:24:44,576
WHERE DO YOU THINK IT IS?
708
00:24:44,600 --> 00:24:46,176
- YOU'RE OFF.
- I'M OFF.
709
00:24:46,200 --> 00:24:47,409
- GOING OUT?
710
00:24:47,433 --> 00:24:48,509
- ARE YOU GOING OUT TONIGHT
WITH YOUR FRIENDS?
711
00:24:48,533 --> 00:24:49,843
- HONEY...
712
00:24:49,867 --> 00:24:51,009
- I'M ACTUALLY JUST GOING
TO SHELBY'S HOUSE
713
00:24:51,033 --> 00:24:52,150
FOR A BARBECUE FOR A LITTLE BIT.
714
00:24:52,174 --> 00:24:53,876
- OOH.
- FIVE MINUTES AWAY.
715
00:24:53,900 --> 00:24:56,543
- MUAH.
- BYE, MOM.
716
00:24:56,567 --> 00:24:58,276
VERY MUCH. THANK YOU.
717
00:24:58,300 --> 00:24:59,547
- MUAH.
- I LOVE YOU.
718
00:24:59,571 --> 00:25:02,109
- I LOVE YOU GUYS.
719
00:25:02,133 --> 00:25:04,979
- THIS IS HOW WE'RE GONNA BE
EVERY NIGHT PRETTY SOON,
720
00:25:05,003 --> 00:25:06,676
WITH ONLY PORTIA AND YOU AND ME.
721
00:25:06,700 --> 00:25:07,943
- I KNOW.
722
00:25:07,967 --> 00:25:12,343
- I THINK ABOUT THE FACT THAT
ALEXIA IS ONE YEAR
723
00:25:12,367 --> 00:25:14,810
YOUNGER THAN I WAS
WHEN I HAD FARRAH.
724
00:25:14,834 --> 00:25:16,810
ALL MY FRIENDS WERE GOING OFF
TO COLLEGE,
725
00:25:16,834 --> 00:25:18,151
GOING TO THEIR SORORITIES,
726
00:25:18,175 --> 00:25:20,509
AND I WAS HOME, NURSING A BABY.
727
00:25:20,533 --> 00:25:22,743
- WE'VE GONE FROM SIX TO THREE.
728
00:25:22,767 --> 00:25:24,543
- WHO'S...
YOU MEAN A FAMILY OF SIX.
729
00:25:24,567 --> 00:25:26,643
- A FAMILY OF SIX
TO A FAMILY OF THREE.
730
00:25:26,667 --> 00:25:28,910
- OKAY, WE'RE JUMPING THE GUN.
THEY'RE STILL AT HOME.
731
00:25:28,934 --> 00:25:30,443
- [laughs]
732
00:25:30,467 --> 00:25:33,309
- BUT IT DOES FEEL LIKE THAT.
- IT'S CRAZY, THOUGH, HUH?
733
00:25:33,333 --> 00:25:34,979
- PORTIA,
WANT TO GO OUT TO DINNER,
734
00:25:35,003 --> 00:25:37,676
JUST YOUR DAD, YOU,
AND ME, AFTER YOUR SANDWICH?
735
00:25:37,700 --> 00:25:39,409
- OKAY.
736
00:25:39,433 --> 00:25:41,309
I'M MAKING POO, BY THE WAY.
737
00:25:41,333 --> 00:25:45,376
MOM, WOULD YOU LIKE ONE?
738
00:25:45,400 --> 00:25:47,170
- I'M GOOD. THANK YOU.
- OKAY.
739
00:25:59,400 --> 00:26:00,876
- COULD WE PUFF THIS UP
A BIT MORE?
740
00:26:00,900 --> 00:26:02,447
- YEAH, I'M GONNA PUT
SOME MORE THINGS...
741
00:26:02,471 --> 00:26:03,710
- WHAT ELSE HAVE WE GOT?
742
00:26:03,734 --> 00:26:07,204
- I'VE GOT AN ASSORTMENT
OF OUR MANY DESSERTS.
743
00:26:09,900 --> 00:26:12,810
- OKAY, SO WE'RE GONNA PUT
ENGLISH BREAKFAST TEA IN HERE.
744
00:26:12,834 --> 00:26:14,009
OKAY? HOT WATER.
745
00:26:14,033 --> 00:26:16,009
THEN WE'RE GONNA PUT MINT
AND CHAMOMILE,
746
00:26:16,033 --> 00:26:18,609
AND THEN WE'RE GOING TO PUT
EXTRA HOT WATER IN HERE.
747
00:26:18,633 --> 00:26:20,042
ARE WE OKAY?
748
00:26:20,066 --> 00:26:21,376
YOU LOOK LIKE YOU'VE NEVER
POURED A CUP OF TEA BEFORE.
749
00:26:21,400 --> 00:26:22,547
YOU HAVEN'T, HAVE YOU?
- NO, I HAVEN'T.
750
00:26:22,571 --> 00:26:24,543
- HAVE YOU?
OKAY, WELL, THIS IS YOUR JOB.
751
00:26:24,567 --> 00:26:27,109
[laughter] OKAY, YOU'RE HERE.
752
00:26:27,133 --> 00:26:28,509
BUT THESE WILL NEED TIME...
- HELLO.
753
00:26:28,533 --> 00:26:30,050
- HEY. OH, YOU LOOK GORGEOUS.
- HOW ARE YOU?
754
00:26:30,074 --> 00:26:32,509
- HAPPY BIRTHDAY!
- THANK YOU.
755
00:26:32,533 --> 00:26:34,547
HOW ARE YOU?
- GOOD. HOW ARE YOU?
756
00:26:34,571 --> 00:26:36,509
- I'M GOOD.
- OH, THANK YOU FOR COMING.
757
00:26:36,533 --> 00:26:37,810
- YEAH. OF COURSE.
758
00:26:37,834 --> 00:26:40,509
- OH, HELLO.
I LOVE YOU FOR COMING.
759
00:26:40,533 --> 00:26:43,409
THANK YOU.
- HELLO, HELLO, HELLO.
760
00:26:43,433 --> 00:26:46,176
- OH, YOU.
- HI, MY GORGEOUS!
761
00:26:46,200 --> 00:26:47,546
- HOW ARE YOU?
- I MISSED YOU!
762
00:26:47,570 --> 00:26:49,943
- SO GOOD TO SEE YOU.
- HI, GORGEOUS.
763
00:26:49,967 --> 00:26:51,509
- OH, YOU LOVELY THING.
THANK YOU SO MUCH.
764
00:26:51,533 --> 00:26:52,743
- GOWNS.
765
00:26:52,767 --> 00:26:54,876
- OH, THAT'S GONNA LOOK GREAT
ON ME.
766
00:26:54,900 --> 00:26:56,443
THANK YOU.
767
00:26:56,467 --> 00:26:59,976
- I AM ASKED TO GO
TO MANY CHARITY FUNCTIONS,
768
00:27:00,000 --> 00:27:02,546
AND I TRY TO GO TO AS MANY
AS I POSSIBLY CAN.
769
00:27:02,570 --> 00:27:04,776
I THINK AS A CELEBRITY,
IT'S A DUTY.
770
00:27:04,800 --> 00:27:08,109
IF IT'S A FRIEND,
I'LL ALWAYS SHOW UP.
771
00:27:08,133 --> 00:27:09,543
100%.
772
00:27:09,567 --> 00:27:10,976
- THANK YOU.
HOW ARE YOU GUYS DOING?
773
00:27:11,000 --> 00:27:12,576
- I'M DOING WELL. HOW ARE YOU?
774
00:27:12,600 --> 00:27:13,576
- GOOD.
- THANK YOU VERY MUCH.
775
00:27:13,600 --> 00:27:14,577
- WHERE ARE WE GOING?
776
00:27:14,601 --> 00:27:16,109
- CAN I OFFER YOU SOME TEA?
777
00:27:16,133 --> 00:27:17,679
- [gasps] SURE. I'D LOVE SOME.
778
00:27:17,703 --> 00:27:21,376
- WE HAVE BREAKFAST, CHAMOMILE,
OR A ZEN TEA, IT'S A MINT.
779
00:27:21,400 --> 00:27:22,646
- I'LL HAVE A ZEN TEA.
- OKAY.
780
00:27:22,670 --> 00:27:23,676
- I NEED ZEN TEA.
781
00:27:23,700 --> 00:27:24,677
- THEY LOOK...
- WELL, A LOT OF THEM...
782
00:27:24,701 --> 00:27:25,776
- WOW!
783
00:27:25,800 --> 00:27:27,747
- THEY GOT A LOT OF PROM THINGS
LAST YEAR.
784
00:27:27,771 --> 00:27:28,843
- OH, I...
785
00:27:28,867 --> 00:27:29,876
- SO THEY NEED A BIT OF...
786
00:27:29,900 --> 00:27:31,346
- GOOD SELECTION OF SHORT ONES
TOO.
787
00:27:31,370 --> 00:27:32,509
- GREAT SELECTION.
788
00:27:32,533 --> 00:27:34,480
- THESE ALL...
THESE ARE GOING, RIGHT HERE?
789
00:27:34,504 --> 00:27:36,509
- IT'S REALLY GREAT.
790
00:27:36,533 --> 00:27:38,650
- [gasps] HI, GORGEOUS.
- HELLO!
791
00:27:38,674 --> 00:27:39,943
HOW ARE YOU?
792
00:27:39,967 --> 00:27:41,576
- MUAH.
- YOU LOOK LOVELY.
793
00:27:41,600 --> 00:27:42,743
- AS DO YOU.
794
00:27:42,767 --> 00:27:44,109
- AND THIS IS AMAZING.
795
00:27:44,133 --> 00:27:47,376
LIKE, NAVY BLUE
IS MY FAVORITE COLOR.
796
00:27:47,400 --> 00:27:48,745
- WELL, YOU'VE BEEN HERE BEFORE,
HAVEN'T YOU?
797
00:27:48,769 --> 00:27:49,744
- NEVER BEEN HERE.
- OH, YOU HAVEN'T?
798
00:27:49,768 --> 00:27:51,044
- THIS IS SO UP OUR ALLEY.
799
00:27:51,068 --> 00:27:54,209
JUST THE DECOR, THE WHOLE THING.
- THESE PIECES. YEAH.
800
00:27:54,233 --> 00:27:56,247
- YEAH, THE CHANDELIERS
AND, LIKE, THE BAR.
801
00:27:56,271 --> 00:27:57,543
- IT'S VERY ECLECTIC.
- YES.
802
00:27:57,567 --> 00:27:59,176
- I HAVE VERY ECLECTIC TASTE.
VERY.
803
00:27:59,200 --> 00:28:01,209
LISA VANDERPUMP HAS GREAT STYLE.
804
00:28:01,233 --> 00:28:04,903
SHE'S VERY BEVERLY HILLS WITH...
A TWIST.
805
00:28:06,900 --> 00:28:09,609
- HELLO.
- THIS IS SO BEAUTIFUL.
806
00:28:09,633 --> 00:28:12,050
- OH, I FORGOT
YOU HAVEN'T BEEN HERE.
807
00:28:12,074 --> 00:28:14,142
- NO. I-I HAVEN'T.
808
00:28:14,166 --> 00:28:15,743
- IT'S NOT NORMALLY OPEN
IN THE DAY.
809
00:28:15,767 --> 00:28:18,309
- BECAUSE YOU DIDN'T INVITE ME.
THAT'S WHY I HAVEN'T BEEN HERE.
810
00:28:18,333 --> 00:28:19,447
- STOP. STOP.
- IT'S TRUE.
811
00:28:19,471 --> 00:28:20,810
THIS IS SO BEAUTIFUL.
812
00:28:20,834 --> 00:28:22,279
I'M HAPPY TO FINALLY SEE IT.
813
00:28:22,303 --> 00:28:24,200
I WISH SHE WOULD HAVE SENT US
AN INVITATION.
814
00:28:27,400 --> 00:28:29,409
- FEELS LIKE YOU'RE TRANSPORTED
SOMEWHERE IN PROVENCE
815
00:28:29,433 --> 00:28:30,676
OR SOMEWHERE IN EUROPE.
816
00:28:30,700 --> 00:28:32,376
I MEAN, IT'S GOT 100-YEAR-OLD
OLIVE TREES.
817
00:28:32,400 --> 00:28:33,546
I'M VERY EXCITED ABOUT IT.
818
00:28:33,570 --> 00:28:35,876
- IF YOU HAVE AN IMPORTANT EVENT
IN YOUR LIFE,
819
00:28:35,900 --> 00:28:36,946
FRIENDS SHOULD BE THERE.
820
00:28:36,970 --> 00:28:38,710
I MEAN, IF YOU SAY
I'M YOUR FRIEND,
821
00:28:38,734 --> 00:28:41,211
THEN INVITE ME TO THESE
IMPORTANT, YOU KNOW,
822
00:28:41,235 --> 00:28:43,276
CELEBRATIONS IN YOUR LIFE.
823
00:28:43,300 --> 00:28:45,476
- HELLO.
- HELLO!
824
00:28:45,500 --> 00:28:46,847
- HOW ARE YOU?
- HI.
825
00:28:46,871 --> 00:28:47,943
- SO CUTE.
826
00:28:47,967 --> 00:28:49,843
- THANK YOU. SO DO YOU.
827
00:28:49,867 --> 00:28:50,844
- HOW'S IT GOING?
- HI, MY FRIENDS.
828
00:28:50,868 --> 00:28:52,142
- HI.
- HI.
829
00:28:52,166 --> 00:28:53,743
- REALLY NICE TO SEE YOU.
NICE TO SEE EVERYONE.
830
00:28:53,767 --> 00:28:56,009
HI, HOW ARE YOU? - HELLO. CUTE!
831
00:28:56,033 --> 00:28:57,142
HELLO.
832
00:28:57,166 --> 00:28:58,176
- LOOKS BEAUTIFUL IN HERE,
OF COURSE.
833
00:28:58,200 --> 00:29:00,142
- THANK YOU.
OH, THANK YOU SO MUCH.
834
00:29:00,166 --> 00:29:01,176
- I GOT SOME STUFF
FROM THE STORE, TOO,
835
00:29:01,200 --> 00:29:02,177
BECAUSE I DIDN'T...
836
00:29:02,201 --> 00:29:03,509
- OKAY.
837
00:29:03,533 --> 00:29:05,547
THANK YOU.
- I ONLY GOT THREE, BUT...
838
00:29:05,571 --> 00:29:08,076
- NO, ANYTHING YOU GIVE ME
IS FANTASTIC.
839
00:29:08,100 --> 00:29:09,710
THEY WERE THRILLED LAST YEAR.
840
00:29:09,734 --> 00:29:11,676
- OH, GOOD.
- THANK YOU.
841
00:29:11,700 --> 00:29:13,346
WILL YOU TAKE...
CAN YOU TAKE THAT?
842
00:29:13,370 --> 00:29:15,476
- IT'S ALL I HAVE.
- NO, NO, THAT'S AMAZING.
843
00:29:15,500 --> 00:29:17,476
THANK YOU SO MUCH. THAT'S GREAT.
844
00:29:17,500 --> 00:29:19,242
- HOW ARE YOU?
845
00:29:19,266 --> 00:29:20,476
- I'M GOOD.
846
00:29:20,500 --> 00:29:22,643
- NICE.
- BUT IT'S GOOD. YES.
847
00:29:22,667 --> 00:29:24,009
- WELL, THANK YOU FOR COMING
TO THE HOUSEWARMING.
848
00:29:24,033 --> 00:29:26,179
MY PARENTS WERE REALLY HAPPY
TO CATCH UP WITH YOU.
849
00:29:26,203 --> 00:29:27,846
- THEY WERE VERY SWEET,
ACTUALLY.
850
00:29:27,870 --> 00:29:30,144
- MY PARENTS ARE VERY NICE.
- I KNOW.
851
00:29:30,168 --> 00:29:31,843
- HOW DID THEY HAVE ME?
852
00:29:31,867 --> 00:29:32,910
- I WAS TRYING
TO FIGURE THAT OUT.
853
00:29:32,934 --> 00:29:34,343
- I KNOW.
854
00:29:34,367 --> 00:29:35,810
I THOUGHT THAT WOULD BE THE
NEXT THING OUT OF YOUR MOUTH.
855
00:29:35,834 --> 00:29:36,976
- NO, NO. WELL, IT WILL BE.
856
00:29:37,000 --> 00:29:38,109
I WAS GONNA WAIT A WHILE.
- RIGHT.
857
00:29:38,133 --> 00:29:40,276
- YEAH, YEAH.
BUT THEY WERE VERY SWEET.
858
00:29:40,300 --> 00:29:41,609
- WELL, THAT'S GOOD.
THEY HAD A GOOD TIME.
859
00:29:41,633 --> 00:29:45,833
THEY THOUGHT IT WAS REALLY NICE
TO SEE EVERYONE, SO...
860
00:29:48,266 --> 00:29:51,209
LISA CAN MAKE ME NERVOUS,
861
00:29:51,233 --> 00:29:53,109
AND I'M NOT EXACTLY SURE WHY.
862
00:29:53,133 --> 00:29:55,743
I MEAN, I... [laughs]
863
00:29:55,767 --> 00:30:00,543
I JUST... YEAH, I DON'T KNOW WHY
SHE MAKES ME NERVOUS.
864
00:30:00,567 --> 00:30:02,209
- WHAT?
- WHAT?
865
00:30:02,233 --> 00:30:03,647
- OKAY...
- ALL RIGHT, LET'S ENTER.
866
00:30:03,671 --> 00:30:04,743
[laughs] - GO ON, THEN.
867
00:30:04,767 --> 00:30:05,744
- THANK YOU.
868
00:30:05,768 --> 00:30:08,109
- HELLO. HOW ARE YOU?
- GREAT.
869
00:30:08,133 --> 00:30:09,548
I CAN TAKE THAT OFF YOU
IF YOU'D LIKE.
870
00:30:09,572 --> 00:30:10,544
- THANK YOU.
871
00:30:10,568 --> 00:30:12,443
- SURE. WE HAVE TEA.
WE HAVE SANGRIA.
872
00:30:12,467 --> 00:30:13,910
- DO YOU HAVE COFFEE?
- WE CAN GET YOU A COFFEE.
873
00:30:13,934 --> 00:30:14,911
- OKAY.
874
00:30:14,935 --> 00:30:17,142
HI, GIRL.
875
00:30:17,166 --> 00:30:18,643
- HI.
- HOW ARE YOU?
876
00:30:18,667 --> 00:30:20,576
- GOOD. HOW ARE YOU?
- GOOD.
877
00:30:20,600 --> 00:30:23,346
LISA DIDN'T INVITE ME
TO THE PUMP OPENING.
878
00:30:23,370 --> 00:30:25,144
I WAS ACTUALLY KIND OF SHOCKED.
879
00:30:25,168 --> 00:30:27,509
[British accent] I HOPE
LISA WILL BE A DARLING TO ME.
880
00:30:27,533 --> 00:30:31,509
[laughs] I HOPE LISA WILL BE
A DARLING TO ME.
881
00:30:31,533 --> 00:30:33,976
- OH, YOU'RE SO GREAT.
[laughter]
882
00:30:34,000 --> 00:30:35,409
- [British accent]
I MISS YOU, DARLING.
883
00:30:35,433 --> 00:30:37,242
[laughs]
884
00:30:37,266 --> 00:30:39,543
- WE MIGHT NEED TO TRIM THESE...
I HAVE SOMETHING FOR YOU.
885
00:30:39,567 --> 00:30:40,609
- NO, WE DON'T...
886
00:30:40,633 --> 00:30:42,576
- IT'S AN OLIVE BRANCH. [laughs]
887
00:30:42,600 --> 00:30:43,876
- IT'LL NEED TO BE A LOT BIGGER
ONE THAN THAT.
888
00:30:43,900 --> 00:30:45,147
YOU NEED TO...
- ALL RIGHT. HOLD ON.
889
00:30:45,171 --> 00:30:47,643
- YOU NEED TO CHOP THIS TREE
DOWN AND GIVE IT TO ME.
890
00:30:47,667 --> 00:30:50,209
WHAT? - IT'S THE OLIVE BRANCH.
891
00:30:50,233 --> 00:30:51,880
- IT'S AN OLIVE BRANCH.
- YOU'RE SUPPOSED TO ACCEPT IT.
892
00:30:51,904 --> 00:30:53,609
- THAT CAME OFF
REALLY, REALLY EASY.
893
00:30:53,633 --> 00:30:55,443
[laughter]
894
00:30:55,467 --> 00:30:56,543
HERE YOU GO. - TAKE IT.
895
00:30:56,567 --> 00:30:58,209
- SHE'S OFFERING IT TO YOU.
896
00:30:58,233 --> 00:31:03,109
- YOU CAN'T JUST RIP A BRANCH
OFF OF A BEAUTIFUL, LIVE TREE.
897
00:31:03,133 --> 00:31:06,247
DOES SHE THINK LISA
IS GOING TO BE HAPPY ABOUT THIS?
898
00:31:06,271 --> 00:31:08,443
AREN'T THINGS BAD ENOUGH
BETWEEN THEM?
899
00:31:08,467 --> 00:31:10,443
- [laughs]
900
00:31:10,467 --> 00:31:12,876
- I'D LIKE TO ACTUALLY TIE
HER UP WITH THIS OLIVE BRANCH
901
00:31:12,900 --> 00:31:14,976
AND LEAVE HER ON THE TREE.
902
00:31:15,000 --> 00:31:16,609
IT'S NOT FUNNY. - IT IS.
903
00:31:16,633 --> 00:31:18,876
- IT'S NOT FUNNY.
- ALL RIGHT.
904
00:31:18,900 --> 00:31:21,843
IT'S MY BEAUTIFUL TREE.
- WELL, IT IS NOW.
905
00:31:21,867 --> 00:31:24,376
- AT LEAST TAKE IT.
- THANK YOU.
906
00:31:24,400 --> 00:31:25,976
- SHE'S GONNA HIT ME WITH IT.
907
00:31:26,000 --> 00:31:27,109
OH, THAT HURT.
908
00:31:27,133 --> 00:31:28,976
- OH, YOU PROBABLY LIKED IT.
- A LITTLE BIT.
909
00:31:29,000 --> 00:31:30,710
- I CAN TELL THAT
LISA VANDERPUMP AND BRANDI
910
00:31:30,734 --> 00:31:33,279
HAVE A HISTORY,
AND IT'S NOT A GOOD ONE,
911
00:31:33,303 --> 00:31:36,109
AND I DON'T WANT TO GET NEAR
THAT WITH A TEN-FOOT POLE.
912
00:31:36,133 --> 00:31:37,609
- JUST EAT SOMETHING, PLEASE.
913
00:31:37,633 --> 00:31:38,750
- YOU CHICKS ARE CRAZY.
914
00:31:38,774 --> 00:31:40,409
- YOU THINK?
915
00:31:40,433 --> 00:31:41,910
- COMING UP...
916
00:31:41,934 --> 00:31:45,047
- CAN YOU PLEASE NOT, YOU KNOW,
PULL ANY BRANCHES OFF MY TREE?
917
00:31:45,071 --> 00:31:46,776
- DO YOU WANT ME TO EAT
YOUR PUSSY?
918
00:31:46,800 --> 00:31:48,543
[laughs]
919
00:31:48,567 --> 00:31:49,897
- SORRY?
920
00:31:52,900 --> 00:31:54,543
- I ENDED UP
DOING THIS CHALLENGE
921
00:31:54,567 --> 00:31:56,144
THAT I NEVER WOULD HAVE EVER
THOUGHT I WOULD DO
922
00:31:56,168 --> 00:31:57,276
IN A MILLION YEARS.
923
00:31:57,300 --> 00:31:59,810
IT'S CALLED AN A.L.S....
FOR A.L.S.
924
00:31:59,834 --> 00:32:01,381
YOU KNOW, THAT HORRIBLE DISEASE.
- OH, YEAH.
925
00:32:01,405 --> 00:32:03,346
- YOU KNOW MY BEST FRIEND
HAS A.L.S., RIGHT?
926
00:32:03,370 --> 00:32:04,743
- NO. I DIDN'T KNOW THAT.
927
00:32:04,767 --> 00:32:05,943
- LET ME DO IT NOW WITH YOU.
928
00:32:05,967 --> 00:32:07,476
COME OVER HERE.
- I WASN'T NOMINATED.
929
00:32:07,500 --> 00:32:09,876
HERE'S...
HOW DO YOU NOMINATE SOMEONE?
930
00:32:09,900 --> 00:32:12,176
- YOU JUST SAY,
"I NOMINATE YOU."
931
00:32:12,200 --> 00:32:13,245
- WHO DO YOU...
- LET'S DO IT. YES.
932
00:32:13,269 --> 00:32:14,476
- DO YOU WANT TO DO IT LATER
OR NOW?
933
00:32:14,500 --> 00:32:16,109
- NO, I WANT TO DO IT NOW.
- TAKE IT OFF.
934
00:32:16,133 --> 00:32:17,443
- WHOO!
935
00:32:17,467 --> 00:32:19,176
- I WILL DO ANYTHING
FOR MY GIRLFRIEND.
936
00:32:19,200 --> 00:32:20,177
- WAIT, WHAT IS...
937
00:32:20,201 --> 00:32:21,409
- COME ON, LET'S GO.
938
00:32:21,433 --> 00:32:23,080
YOU'VE BEEN WANTING TO DO THIS
FOR A LONG TIME.
939
00:32:23,104 --> 00:32:28,509
AH! [cheering]
940
00:32:28,533 --> 00:32:31,150
- I THINK IF LISA COULD DO THIS
CHALLENGE WITH ALL OF US,
941
00:32:31,174 --> 00:32:32,910
SHE WOULD. [laughs]
942
00:32:32,934 --> 00:32:35,076
SOME OF US MORE THAN OTHERS.
943
00:32:35,100 --> 00:32:37,376
[cheers and applause]
944
00:32:37,400 --> 00:32:39,647
- SHAKE! SHAKE!
- WET T-SHIRT CONTEST.
945
00:32:39,671 --> 00:32:41,743
- OH, IT'S RIGHT IN HERE!
946
00:32:41,767 --> 00:32:43,176
- [laughs]
947
00:32:43,200 --> 00:32:46,900
OKAY. GOOD! OKAY. NEXT.
948
00:32:53,433 --> 00:32:56,343
- I LOVE...
I LOVE THIS 50 BUSINESS.
949
00:32:56,367 --> 00:32:57,609
- I DO TOO.
950
00:32:57,633 --> 00:33:00,009
- YOU KNOW, YOU GET
SUCH A DIFFERENT CONFIDENCE
951
00:33:00,033 --> 00:33:02,743
IN YOUR BEING AND YOUR...
YOU KNOW?
952
00:33:02,767 --> 00:33:03,943
- IT'S TRUE.
- IT'S A DIFFERENT FEELING.
953
00:33:03,967 --> 00:33:04,976
- IT'S CALLED
NOT GIVING A [bleep].
954
00:33:05,000 --> 00:33:06,576
- YES, I WAS GONNA SAY.
- [laughs]
955
00:33:06,600 --> 00:33:08,546
- IT REALLY DOES HAPPEN
WITHOUT IT...
956
00:33:08,570 --> 00:33:09,976
WITHOUT YOU EVEN TRYING.
957
00:33:10,000 --> 00:33:11,976
YOU JUST COME TO THAT POINT
WHERE YOU GO...
958
00:33:12,000 --> 00:33:13,810
- OKAY, IT IS WHAT IT IS.
- WHATEVER.
959
00:33:13,834 --> 00:33:17,511
GETTING OLDER HASN'T REALLY
AFFECTED MY CAREER THAT MUCH.
960
00:33:17,535 --> 00:33:21,276
I STILL PLAY CRAZY. [laughs]
961
00:33:21,300 --> 00:33:25,443
I STILL PLAY THE CRAZY VIXEN,
WHATEVER.
962
00:33:25,467 --> 00:33:26,609
- THE ASS IS HANGING...
- I DON'T CARE.
963
00:33:26,633 --> 00:33:27,748
- THE ARMS ARE FLABBY.
- I THINK IT ALSO...
964
00:33:27,772 --> 00:33:29,076
IF YOU KIND OF LIVE THROUGH
THINGS,
965
00:33:29,100 --> 00:33:30,847
AND YOU SURVIVE THINGS,
YOU KIND OF GO, "OH."
966
00:33:30,871 --> 00:33:32,176
YOU GET PERSPECTIVE. - YEAH.
967
00:33:32,200 --> 00:33:34,209
- YOU'RE LIKE,
"IT JUST DOESN'T MATTER AT ALL."
968
00:33:34,233 --> 00:33:35,679
- NONE OF IT IS IMPORTANT.
969
00:33:35,703 --> 00:33:37,846
- I HAVEN'T REALLY
PLAYED ANYTHING
970
00:33:37,870 --> 00:33:41,443
THAT IS SO OUT OF THE FOOD CHAIN
OF WHAT I'VE ALWAYS PLAYED,
971
00:33:41,467 --> 00:33:43,209
AND I THINK THAT'S A GOOD SIGN.
972
00:33:43,233 --> 00:33:45,509
- NO. DON'T WANT KIDS.
- YES, KIDS.
973
00:33:45,533 --> 00:33:47,142
YOU HAVE CHILDREN.
974
00:33:47,166 --> 00:33:48,509
- ME?
975
00:33:48,533 --> 00:33:50,576
I ONLY HAD YOU. - IT'S TRUE.
976
00:33:50,600 --> 00:33:52,343
I WANTED TO ASK YOU,
977
00:33:52,367 --> 00:33:54,710
DO YOU THINK THAT YOU WANT TO GO
TO LUNCH TOMORROW?
978
00:33:54,734 --> 00:33:57,079
WITH ME?
- WHY WOULD I WANT TO DO THAT?
979
00:33:57,103 --> 00:33:58,947
- BECAUSE YOU LOVE ME DEEP DOWN.
980
00:33:58,971 --> 00:34:01,176
PLEASE?
981
00:34:01,200 --> 00:34:02,343
- "PLEASE"?
982
00:34:02,367 --> 00:34:04,943
- PRETTY PLEASE?
983
00:34:04,967 --> 00:34:06,776
IT'LL BE GOOD. I PROMISE.
984
00:34:06,800 --> 00:34:08,676
NOTHING BAD.
985
00:34:08,700 --> 00:34:10,247
- ARE YOU GONNA BE MEAN?
986
00:34:10,271 --> 00:34:12,676
- NO. ARE YOU?
987
00:34:12,700 --> 00:34:15,476
- NO.
988
00:34:15,500 --> 00:34:17,443
I'M NOT SURE.
989
00:34:17,467 --> 00:34:18,810
- [laughs]
990
00:34:18,834 --> 00:34:20,611
- CAN I THINK ABOUT IT?
- YOU CAN.
991
00:34:20,635 --> 00:34:22,609
I GUESS SAYING
"I'LL THINK ABOUT IT,"
992
00:34:22,633 --> 00:34:24,409
IT'S BETTER THAN A "NO."
993
00:34:24,433 --> 00:34:27,576
- CAN YOU PLEASE NOT, YOU KNOW,
PULL ANY BRANCHES OFF MY TREE?
994
00:34:27,600 --> 00:34:28,945
- I WAS TRYING TO EXTEND
A BRANCH.
995
00:34:28,969 --> 00:34:30,009
- IT'S GONNA TAKE A LOT MORE
THAN THAT.
996
00:34:30,033 --> 00:34:31,010
- LIKE, A LITERAL...
997
00:34:31,034 --> 00:34:32,550
DO YOU WANT ME
TO EAT YOUR PUSSY?
998
00:34:32,574 --> 00:34:34,810
[laughs]
999
00:34:34,834 --> 00:34:36,343
- SORRY? SORRY?
1000
00:34:36,367 --> 00:34:37,543
- NO, I...
1001
00:34:37,567 --> 00:34:39,144
WHAT WOULD YOU LIKE ME TO DO,
YOU HIGHNESS?
1002
00:34:39,168 --> 00:34:40,543
- I THINK I'LL PASS ON THAT.
1003
00:34:40,567 --> 00:34:42,343
THAT'S VERY KIND OF YOU, THOUGH,
BUT THANK YOU SO MUCH.
1004
00:34:42,367 --> 00:34:43,876
I'LL PASS.
- I'VE HEARD I'M GOOD AT IT.
1005
00:34:43,900 --> 00:34:45,745
- IS THAT WHAT YOU WANT TO DO...
OH, SURE YOU ARE.
1006
00:34:45,769 --> 00:34:47,309
IS THAT WHAT YOU WANT TO DO
AT LUNCH TOMORROW?
1007
00:34:47,333 --> 00:34:48,509
- NO. I JUST WANT TO BREAK THE...
1008
00:34:48,533 --> 00:34:49,710
I'M TRYING TO BREAK THE ICE
WITH YOU.
1009
00:34:49,734 --> 00:34:51,042
I DON'T...
1010
00:34:51,066 --> 00:34:52,142
- THAT'S NOT ONE OF THE WAYS
TO BREAK THE ICE.
1011
00:34:52,166 --> 00:34:53,910
I WILL CALL YOU TOMORROW.
- PERFECT.
1012
00:34:53,934 --> 00:34:55,551
- THANK YOU FOR THE OFFER,
1013
00:34:55,575 --> 00:34:57,543
BUT I'VE GOT THAT COVERED,
1014
00:34:57,567 --> 00:35:00,176
SO TO SPEAK.
1015
00:35:00,200 --> 00:35:02,710
DOES ANYBODY WANT ANYTHING?
I'M HERE TO SERVE YOU.
1016
00:35:02,734 --> 00:35:04,476
- REALLY?
- YOU ARE?
1017
00:35:04,500 --> 00:35:06,509
- OH.
- OH, MY GOSH. I'M SO EXCITED.
1018
00:35:06,533 --> 00:35:08,609
- WELL, BRANDI JUST...
BRANDI JUST OFFERED ME...
1019
00:35:08,633 --> 00:35:10,079
SHE WAS VERY SWEET, ACTUALLY.
1020
00:35:10,103 --> 00:35:11,346
SHE WAS REALLY NICE.
1021
00:35:11,370 --> 00:35:14,109
YEAH, SHE JUST MADE ME
A REALLY BEAUTIFUL OFFER,
1022
00:35:14,133 --> 00:35:15,680
BECAUSE YOU TELL HER
ABOUT GOING TO LUNCH.
1023
00:35:15,704 --> 00:35:17,142
I SAID, "WELL, I'M NOT SURE."
1024
00:35:17,166 --> 00:35:18,576
AND SO SHE,
"WHAT DO YOU WANT ME TO DO?"
1025
00:35:18,600 --> 00:35:19,676
AND I THOUGHT
SHE WAS REALLY SWEET.
1026
00:35:19,700 --> 00:35:21,376
IT WAS SUCH A NICE OFFER OF HER.
1027
00:35:21,400 --> 00:35:22,676
- WHAT WAS IT?
- WHAT WAS THE OFFER?
1028
00:35:22,700 --> 00:35:24,076
- OH, IT WAS, "DO YOU WANT ME
TO EAT YOUR PUSSY?"
1029
00:35:24,100 --> 00:35:25,109
- OH!
- OH!
1030
00:35:25,133 --> 00:35:29,276
- THANK YOU.
- DO YOU WANT A CHAIR?
1031
00:35:29,300 --> 00:35:30,445
- WHAT'S WRONG... WHAT DID I SAY?
1032
00:35:30,469 --> 00:35:31,643
- I SAID IT WAS
A VERY GENEROUS OFFER...
1033
00:35:31,667 --> 00:35:33,044
- YOU NEVER SAID THAT
TO ANYBODY ELSE HERE,
1034
00:35:33,068 --> 00:35:34,976
WHICH IS LIKE,
I DON'T KNOW TO BE OFFENDED
1035
00:35:35,000 --> 00:35:37,443
OR HAPPY...
1036
00:35:37,467 --> 00:35:40,409
IF YOU'RE GONNA BE TRYING TO GET
INTO LISA'S GOOD GRACES,
1037
00:35:40,433 --> 00:35:42,910
MAYBE SAY,
"DO YOU WANT TO GO TO LUNCH?
1038
00:35:42,934 --> 00:35:44,543
"I'D LOVE TO TAKE YOU TO LUNCH.
1039
00:35:44,567 --> 00:35:45,876
I'D LIKE TO TAKE YOU OUT
FOR TEA."
1040
00:35:45,900 --> 00:35:50,710
WHATEVER IT IS,
ANYTHING OTHER THAN... THAT.
1041
00:35:50,734 --> 00:35:51,976
NOT SAYING IT.
1042
00:35:52,000 --> 00:35:53,810
- CUNNILINGUS.
- OH, I HATE THAT WORD.
1043
00:35:53,834 --> 00:35:55,910
- WHAT MEANS CUNNILINGUS?
- CUNNILINGUS.
1044
00:35:55,934 --> 00:35:57,743
- EATING PUSSY.
1045
00:35:57,767 --> 00:35:59,609
- I MEAN...
- I'VE NEVER HEARD THAT WORD.
1046
00:35:59,633 --> 00:36:01,743
- REALLY? CUNNILINGUS.
1047
00:36:01,767 --> 00:36:03,309
- GALLI-WHAT?
1048
00:36:03,333 --> 00:36:05,676
- CUNNILINGUS. CUNNILINGUS.
1049
00:36:05,700 --> 00:36:07,710
- CUNNILINGUS.
- CUNNILINGUS, IT'S A...
1050
00:36:07,734 --> 00:36:08,979
- LIKE WHAT DAVID DOES TO YOU
EVERY NIGHT.
1051
00:36:09,003 --> 00:36:10,076
- CUNNILINGUS IS NOT AS BAD AS...
1052
00:36:10,100 --> 00:36:11,245
- HOW DO YOU KNOW?
- OKAY, WAIT A MINUTE...
1053
00:36:11,269 --> 00:36:12,242
- GUESSING.
I'M HOPING FOR YOUR SAKE.
1054
00:36:12,266 --> 00:36:13,243
- I MISSED THAT PART.
1055
00:36:13,267 --> 00:36:14,576
- COONALINGUS?
1056
00:36:14,600 --> 00:36:16,576
THAT SOUNDS LIKE CHINESE TO ME.
1057
00:36:16,600 --> 00:36:18,009
IS IT A VEGETABLE?
1058
00:36:18,033 --> 00:36:20,676
IS IT...
A SPECIAL KIND OF MARTINI?
1059
00:36:20,700 --> 00:36:22,476
IS IT A CIGARETTE?
1060
00:36:22,500 --> 00:36:23,810
I MEAN, WHAT IS IT?
1061
00:36:23,834 --> 00:36:25,011
- CAN I SAY ONE THING?
1062
00:36:25,035 --> 00:36:27,979
WE HAVE THIS BEAUTIFUL SETTING
WITH THESE ROSES
1063
00:36:28,003 --> 00:36:31,209
AND FLOWERS AND THIS IS WHAT
WE'RE TALKING ABOUT?
1064
00:36:31,233 --> 00:36:32,409
- PRETTY MUCH.
1065
00:36:32,433 --> 00:36:35,776
- IT'S... IT IS THE...
THE FLOWER OF ALL TIME.
1066
00:36:35,800 --> 00:36:38,446
- [laughing]
"IT'S THE FLOWER OF ALL TIME."
1067
00:36:38,470 --> 00:36:40,676
IT'S NOT SOMETHING
THAT YOU WOULD TALK ABOUT
1068
00:36:40,700 --> 00:36:42,976
AT A RESTAURANT, NECESSARILY,
LOUDLY.
1069
00:36:43,000 --> 00:36:46,245
YOU MIGHT SAY SOMETHING
TO YOUR GIRLFRIEND, SURE,
1070
00:36:46,269 --> 00:36:47,643
BUT YOU'RE GOING, "HEY, HEY!
1071
00:36:47,667 --> 00:36:48,644
I LIKE CUNNILINGUS!"
1072
00:36:48,668 --> 00:36:50,676
IT'S JUST... WHY?
1073
00:36:50,700 --> 00:36:52,409
- 5:30, I'M GONNA OPEN
THIS RESTAURANT...
1074
00:36:52,433 --> 00:36:54,576
- WE NEED TO LEAVE.
- AND AT 5:00, I HAVE TO DO...
1075
00:36:54,600 --> 00:36:55,910
- YOU WANT US TO GET OUT.
- I HAVE TO BE AT...
1076
00:36:55,934 --> 00:36:58,511
- SO SIT DOWN WITH US
FOR FIVE MINUTES.
1077
00:36:58,535 --> 00:37:01,743
- I CAN.
- HERE'S YOUR CHAIR.
1078
00:37:01,767 --> 00:37:03,910
- SIT.
- LET ME GET ONE FROM HERE.
1079
00:37:03,934 --> 00:37:07,376
- SHOULD WE... I THINK WE SHOULD
GO FOR A DRINK TOO.
1080
00:37:07,400 --> 00:37:08,846
LIKE THIS HALL OR SOMETHING.
1081
00:37:08,870 --> 00:37:10,576
LET'S GO
AND HAVE A GLASS OF WINE.
1082
00:37:10,600 --> 00:37:11,943
BECAUSE SHE NEEDS
THE RESTAURANT,
1083
00:37:11,967 --> 00:37:12,976
SO WE SHOULD JUST GO
AND HAVE A DRINK.
1084
00:37:13,000 --> 00:37:14,309
- LET'S GO.
1085
00:37:14,333 --> 00:37:17,279
- I WOULD SAY WHEN A DAY
IS UNEVENTFUL WITH THESE WOMEN,
1086
00:37:17,303 --> 00:37:19,776
YOU COULD POSSIBLY
CALL IT A SUCCESS.
1087
00:37:19,800 --> 00:37:23,509
I MEAN, I GOT OFFERED
BRANDI'S SERVICES,
1088
00:37:23,533 --> 00:37:24,780
WHICH I TURNED DOWN,
1089
00:37:24,804 --> 00:37:28,476
AND I GOT TO POUR A BUCKET
OF WATER OVER YOLANDA.
1090
00:37:28,500 --> 00:37:30,710
I WOULD SAY "BINGO"
ON ALL FRONTS.
1091
00:37:30,734 --> 00:37:32,476
- SEEING YOU TOMORROW?
1092
00:37:32,500 --> 00:37:35,276
- I WILL SEE YOU TOMORROW.
- ALL RIGHT.
1093
00:37:35,300 --> 00:37:37,843
I THINK THAT LISA REALLY,
REALLY, REALLY, REALLY, REALLY,
1094
00:37:37,867 --> 00:37:39,276
REALLY WANTS TO BE MY FRIEND
AGAIN,
1095
00:37:39,300 --> 00:37:42,476
BUT HER OWN PSYCHE
WON'T LET HER.
1096
00:37:42,500 --> 00:37:44,009
SHE MISSES ME.
1097
00:37:44,033 --> 00:37:45,350
- GREAT. GOOD JOB.
- CHECKMATE.
1098
00:37:45,374 --> 00:37:46,810
- THANK YOU, LISA.
1099
00:37:46,834 --> 00:37:49,234
- BYE, DARLING.
- THAT WAS AWESOME.
1100
00:37:52,934 --> 00:37:54,376
- HI, GIRLS.
1101
00:37:54,400 --> 00:37:56,830
- HI. HOW ARE YOU?
- GOOD. THANK YOU.
1102
00:37:59,367 --> 00:38:01,109
- SO CUTE.
I FORGOT HOW CUTE IT IS.
1103
00:38:01,133 --> 00:38:02,509
- I KNOW.
ISN'T IT BEAUTIFUL HERE?
1104
00:38:02,533 --> 00:38:03,843
- OH, THAT'S PRETTY.
1105
00:38:03,867 --> 00:38:05,443
- I HAD FARRAH'S GRADUATION
HERE.
1106
00:38:05,467 --> 00:38:06,444
- OH, HOW PRETTY.
1107
00:38:06,468 --> 00:38:07,743
- OH.
1108
00:38:07,767 --> 00:38:09,710
IS THERE A REST...
CAN WE USE THIS RESTROOM?
1109
00:38:09,734 --> 00:38:10,711
- YEAH.
1110
00:38:10,735 --> 00:38:12,576
- I WANT A DRINK.
1111
00:38:12,600 --> 00:38:14,009
- DO AGREE.
1112
00:38:14,033 --> 00:38:17,209
- I NEED A COCKTAIL.
- LET'S HAVE ONE.
1113
00:38:17,233 --> 00:38:18,848
- I'M JUST GONNA GO
TO THE BATHROOM FIRST.
1114
00:38:18,872 --> 00:38:20,042
WHERE... DO YOU...
WHERE IS THE BATHROOM?
1115
00:38:20,066 --> 00:38:21,476
- I BELIEVE RIGHT THROUGH THERE.
- THROUGH THERE.
1116
00:38:21,500 --> 00:38:22,647
- AND THEN... YEAH.
- TO THE RIGHT?
1117
00:38:22,671 --> 00:38:24,576
- THE NEXT ROOM IN THE BACK
ON THE RIGHT.
1118
00:38:24,600 --> 00:38:26,576
- LET ME ASK YOU SOMETHING,
1119
00:38:26,600 --> 00:38:28,676
SINCE EVERYBODY'S NOT HERE.
1120
00:38:28,700 --> 00:38:30,509
I SENSE THIS...
I MEAN, OBVIOUSLY,
1121
00:38:30,533 --> 00:38:32,780
THAT WE'RE STUCK
BETWEEN BRANDI AND LISA...
1122
00:38:32,804 --> 00:38:34,176
- RIGHT.
1123
00:38:34,200 --> 00:38:36,447
- AND SHE WAS OFFERING HER
THE OLIVE BRANCH AND ALL THAT.
1124
00:38:36,471 --> 00:38:38,244
I MEAN, WHAT IS GOING ON
WITH ALL THAT?
1125
00:38:38,268 --> 00:38:39,910
'CAUSE I SENSED IT
AT YOUR BARBECUE TOO.
1126
00:38:39,934 --> 00:38:41,743
- OH, WELL,
THEY HAD A FALLING OUT.
1127
00:38:41,767 --> 00:38:42,876
- SHOULD I WAIT FOR THEM
TO COME BACK?
1128
00:38:42,900 --> 00:38:44,976
- THEY HAD A FALLING OUT, AND...
1129
00:38:45,000 --> 00:38:47,943
WHICH WE ALL KIND OF HAVE HAD
OUR ISSUES IN THE PAST...
1130
00:38:47,967 --> 00:38:49,276
- 'CAUSE YOU HAVE HAD ISSUES
WITH HER TOO.
1131
00:38:49,300 --> 00:38:50,710
- I'VE HAD ISSUES WITH LISA
AS WELL.
1132
00:38:50,734 --> 00:38:52,976
- AND I... I HAVEN'T REALLY
BROUGHT IT UP EITHER, BUT...
1133
00:38:53,000 --> 00:38:54,409
- WE'VE ALL HAD OUR THINGS
WITH LISA,
1134
00:38:54,433 --> 00:38:57,576
AND LAST YEAR,
IT KIND OF ALL CAME TO A HEAD.
1135
00:38:57,600 --> 00:38:59,476
BRANDI SORT OF CALLED HER OUT
ON THESE THINGS
1136
00:38:59,500 --> 00:39:00,776
AND THEY HAD A FIGHT AND SO,
1137
00:39:00,800 --> 00:39:02,145
THEY HAVEN'T SPOKEN AT ALL
SINCE THEN.
1138
00:39:02,169 --> 00:39:03,143
- OH! SORRY.
1139
00:39:03,167 --> 00:39:04,576
WE'RE TRYING TO GET FILLED IN,
1140
00:39:04,600 --> 00:39:06,776
BECAUSE I NOTICED THAT AWKWARD
MOMENT WITH THE OLIVE BRANCH...
1141
00:39:06,800 --> 00:39:07,777
- YEAH.
1142
00:39:07,801 --> 00:39:10,242
- AND WE'RE LIKE...
- NOSY?
1143
00:39:10,266 --> 00:39:11,376
[laughter]
1144
00:39:11,400 --> 00:39:13,076
- YES.
- NOSY? YES.
1145
00:39:13,100 --> 00:39:15,376
- MY-MY EX-HUSBAND'S MISTRESS
1146
00:39:15,400 --> 00:39:17,045
IS ONE OF HER BEST FRIENDS,
1147
00:39:17,069 --> 00:39:19,643
AND I ASKED HER NOT TO BRING
THIS PERSON AROUND ME
1148
00:39:19,667 --> 00:39:21,276
AFTER A CERTAIN AMOUNT OF TIME,
1149
00:39:21,300 --> 00:39:22,647
AND SHE KEPT DOING IT,
1150
00:39:22,671 --> 00:39:26,343
AND I KIND OF FINALLY HAD...
I HAD A... I HAD A MOMENT.
1151
00:39:26,367 --> 00:39:28,509
I WAS LIKE, "NO MORE.
I'M NOT DOING IT."
1152
00:39:28,533 --> 00:39:30,276
both: OH.
1153
00:39:30,300 --> 00:39:31,800
- [laughs]
1154
00:39:34,700 --> 00:39:36,042
- COMING UP...
1155
00:39:36,066 --> 00:39:38,276
- WE ALL LOVE HER,
BUT WE'VE ALL MOVED ON FROM IT...
1156
00:39:38,300 --> 00:39:39,810
- WELL, LOVE IS A BIG WORD.
1157
00:39:39,834 --> 00:39:42,204
- IT'S A FOUR-LETTER WORD.
MUCH LIKE [bleep].
1158
00:39:48,400 --> 00:39:50,976
- MY-MY EX-HUSBAND'S MISTRESS
1159
00:39:51,000 --> 00:39:52,576
IS ONE OF HER BEST FRIENDS,
1160
00:39:52,600 --> 00:39:55,346
AND I ASKED HER NOT TO BRING
THIS PERSON AROUND ME
1161
00:39:55,370 --> 00:39:56,743
AFTER A CERTAIN AMOUNT OF TIME,
1162
00:39:56,767 --> 00:39:58,144
AND SHE KEPT DOING IT.
1163
00:39:58,168 --> 00:39:59,443
- HOW DID YOU BREAK YOUR HAND?
1164
00:39:59,467 --> 00:40:02,643
- BEATING THE [bleep]
OUT OF A GUY.
1165
00:40:02,667 --> 00:40:04,710
- YOU'RE LUCKY SHE DIDN'T
BEAT THE [bleep] OUT OF YOU.
1166
00:40:04,734 --> 00:40:08,379
- AND I KIND OF FINALLY HAD...
I HAD A... I HAD A MOMENT.
1167
00:40:08,403 --> 00:40:10,276
I WAS LIKE, "NO MORE.
I'M NOT DOING IT."
1168
00:40:10,300 --> 00:40:12,142
both: OH.
1169
00:40:12,166 --> 00:40:13,242
- [laughs]
1170
00:40:13,266 --> 00:40:15,242
- WERE THERE ANY APOLOGIES
AFTER THAT?
1171
00:40:15,266 --> 00:40:16,276
I MEAN... - UM...
1172
00:40:16,300 --> 00:40:19,109
I DON'T... I DON'T THINK...
1173
00:40:19,133 --> 00:40:20,679
- I THINK IT WAS MORE OF
A DENIAL.
1174
00:40:20,703 --> 00:40:22,910
LIKE, IT WAS MORE LIKE,
"YES, YOU DID."
1175
00:40:22,934 --> 00:40:24,276
"NO, I DIDN'T."
1176
00:40:24,300 --> 00:40:27,346
- I MEAN, I'M SURE, YOU KNOW,
YOU FEEL THE SEPARATION.
1177
00:40:27,370 --> 00:40:28,743
- WELL, WE CAN SENSE IT.
1178
00:40:28,767 --> 00:40:30,376
- I ACTUALLY MENTIONED IT TO HER
THAT I FELT SOMETHING WEIRD
1179
00:40:30,400 --> 00:40:32,409
BETWEEN YOU AND LISA
THE OTHER NIGHT.
1180
00:40:32,433 --> 00:40:34,042
IT WAS VERY SUBTLE. - YEAH.
1181
00:40:34,066 --> 00:40:35,343
- AND I THOUGHT, "I DON'T KNOW
IF I'M IMAGINING THIS
1182
00:40:35,367 --> 00:40:36,710
OR WHATEVER,
BUT I'M SENSING SOMETHING."
1183
00:40:36,734 --> 00:40:38,042
- WELL, I WAS... I WAS JUST...
1184
00:40:38,066 --> 00:40:39,576
- AND THEN IT'S JUST KIND OF
BLOWN UP FROM THERE
1185
00:40:39,600 --> 00:40:41,443
WHEN I SAW THIS TODAY.
1186
00:40:41,467 --> 00:40:43,343
- YOU KNOW, THAT SHE, YOU KNOW,
HAS SUCH A BIG EVENT
1187
00:40:43,367 --> 00:40:45,109
WHERE SHE GETS A STAR
IN PALM SPRINGS
1188
00:40:45,133 --> 00:40:47,276
AND SHE DIDN'T INVITE US
AND SHE ONLY INVITED YOU.
1189
00:40:47,300 --> 00:40:48,277
TO ME, THAT HURT MY FEELINGS.
1190
00:40:48,301 --> 00:40:49,576
- SHE INVITED YOU?
- I WENT.
1191
00:40:49,600 --> 00:40:50,976
- YEAH.
- BUT SHE DIDN'T INVITE YOU.
1192
00:40:51,000 --> 00:40:52,443
- NO, SHE DIDN'T INVITE US.
1193
00:40:52,467 --> 00:40:53,910
- I DIDN'T EVEN KNOW ABOUT IT,
'CAUSE I WAS AWAY.
1194
00:40:53,934 --> 00:40:56,111
- EVERYONE'S FEELINGS
ARE VALID IN THIS SITUATION
1195
00:40:56,135 --> 00:40:58,309
BECAUSE I BELIEVE
WE FEEL WHAT WE FEEL.
1196
00:40:58,333 --> 00:41:02,376
WHETHER OR NOT LISA VANDERPUMP
HAS DONE CERTAIN THINGS,
1197
00:41:02,400 --> 00:41:05,145
I DON'T KNOW THAT,
BECAUSE I DIDN'T SEE IT.
1198
00:41:05,169 --> 00:41:06,943
- I KNOW THAT WE ALL HAVE
SEPARATE ISSUES,
1199
00:41:06,967 --> 00:41:09,476
BUT THE POINT IS THAT
WE CAN MOVE FORWARD
1200
00:41:09,500 --> 00:41:12,009
AND IT'S HARD,
BUT WE'RE GONNA DO THAT.
1201
00:41:12,033 --> 00:41:14,750
- WASN'T SHE TRYING TO DO THAT
BY INVITING EVERYBODY TODAY?
1202
00:41:14,774 --> 00:41:16,042
- I HOPE SO.
1203
00:41:16,066 --> 00:41:17,810
- WASN'T THAT KIND OF...
'CAUSE SHE SEEMED LOVELY
1204
00:41:17,834 --> 00:41:19,509
AND LIKE SHE WAS HANDLING
EVERYBODY NICELY.
1205
00:41:19,533 --> 00:41:21,080
THE OLIVE BRANCH
WAS A LITTLE ODD, BUT...
1206
00:41:21,104 --> 00:41:22,509
- YEAH.
1207
00:41:22,533 --> 00:41:23,880
- I MEAN, I'M JUST TRYING
TO PUT THE PIECES TOGETHER.
1208
00:41:23,904 --> 00:41:25,846
- NO. AGREE.
- IT'S BABY-STEPS.
1209
00:41:25,870 --> 00:41:28,042
- EVERYTHING IS...
ANY LITTLE STEP LIKE THAT
1210
00:41:28,066 --> 00:41:29,376
IS A STEP IN THE RIGHT
DIRECTION.
1211
00:41:29,400 --> 00:41:30,409
ABSOLUTELY.
1212
00:41:30,433 --> 00:41:31,810
- I MEAN,
WE'RE ALL STRONG WOMEN.
1213
00:41:31,834 --> 00:41:33,211
WE ALL HAVE CHILDREN.
1214
00:41:33,235 --> 00:41:34,810
- WE'RE ALL EMPATHETIC.
1215
00:41:34,834 --> 00:41:37,343
I MEAN, WE SHOULD ALL BE ABLE
TO, LIKE, WORK THROUGH...
1216
00:41:37,367 --> 00:41:38,344
- YEAH, NO. NOT HAPPENING.
1217
00:41:38,368 --> 00:41:39,476
- DO YOU KNOW WHAT I MEAN?
1218
00:41:39,500 --> 00:41:41,109
I GO, "EVERYONE SHOULD BE ABLE
TO WORK"...
1219
00:41:41,133 --> 00:41:42,448
- THAT'S WHAT I DON'T GET
ABOUT IT.
1220
00:41:42,472 --> 00:41:44,376
I'M ALWAYS LIKE, "WELL,
IF EVERYBODY JUST PUTS THE FACTS
1221
00:41:44,400 --> 00:41:45,377
ON THE TABLE..."
1222
00:41:45,401 --> 00:41:46,743
- I KNOW, AND THAT REALLY SUCKS.
1223
00:41:46,767 --> 00:41:47,976
- EXPRESS THEIR FEELINGS
AND IT SHOULD ALL WORK OUT.
1224
00:41:48,000 --> 00:41:50,346
NOW THAT I'M LEARNING MORE ABOUT
THE RELATIONSHIPS
1225
00:41:50,370 --> 00:41:52,343
THAT ALL THE LADIES HAVE
WITH LISA,
1226
00:41:52,367 --> 00:41:55,443
I'M NOWHERE NEAR
KNOWING THE WHOLE STORY HERE.
1227
00:41:55,467 --> 00:41:56,576
I DON'T KNOW.
1228
00:41:56,600 --> 00:41:58,276
I JUST DON'T WANT TO JUDGE HER.
1229
00:41:58,300 --> 00:41:59,747
I DON'T LIKE TO JUDGE ANYBODY,
REALLY.
1230
00:41:59,771 --> 00:42:02,843
SO I MEAN, I HEAR IT,
AND UNLESS IT HAPPENS TO ME,
1231
00:42:02,867 --> 00:42:05,776
IT'S JUST NOT
PART OF MY REALITY.
1232
00:42:05,800 --> 00:42:08,076
- WE ALL LOVE HER, BUT WE'RE...
WE'VE ALL MOVED ON FROM IT...
1233
00:42:08,100 --> 00:42:10,142
- WELL, LOVE IS A BIG WORD.
1234
00:42:10,166 --> 00:42:11,843
- IT'S TRUE.
- IT'S A FOUR-LETTER WORD.
1235
00:42:11,867 --> 00:42:13,244
OKAY. MUCH LIKE [bleep].
- NO, I WOULDN'T...
1236
00:42:13,268 --> 00:42:15,343
WELL... - RIGHT?
1237
00:42:15,367 --> 00:42:16,810
- [laughs]
1238
00:42:16,834 --> 00:42:18,311
- DO YOU FEEL LIKE YOU'RE MORE
CLEAR ON WHAT'S GOING ON
1239
00:42:18,335 --> 00:42:20,976
OR IS IT STILL SUPER CONFUSING?
1240
00:42:21,000 --> 00:42:22,910
- IT'S STILL SUPER CONFUSING.
1241
00:42:22,934 --> 00:42:23,981
- CHEERS, GIRLS.
- I KNOW.
1242
00:42:24,005 --> 00:42:25,209
- TO FRIENDSHIP.
- CHEERS.
1243
00:42:25,233 --> 00:42:26,950
- IT'LL BE CONFUSING
FOR A LITTLE WHILE.
1244
00:42:26,974 --> 00:42:28,276
- YEAH.
1245
00:42:28,300 --> 00:42:31,076
- NEXT TIME ON THE REAL
HOUSEWIVES OF BEVERLY HILLS...
1246
00:42:31,100 --> 00:42:33,147
- SHE'S BACK, BABY.
SHE'S DANCING...
1247
00:42:33,171 --> 00:42:35,710
[laughter]
1248
00:42:35,734 --> 00:42:37,581
- I'M GONNA BE OKAY,
AND YOU'RE GONNA BE OKAY,
1249
00:42:37,605 --> 00:42:40,776
BUT I JUST WANT YOU TO KNOW
THAT IF YOU'RE NOT HAPPY,
1250
00:42:40,800 --> 00:42:42,309
YOU CAN COME HOME.
1251
00:42:42,333 --> 00:42:43,710
- WHAT DO YOU ACTUALLY WANT?
1252
00:42:43,734 --> 00:42:45,479
- I WANT TO HAVE FUN
WITH YOU AGAIN.
1253
00:42:45,503 --> 00:42:47,009
- WELL, THEN YOU HAVE TO
APOLOGIZE.
1254
00:42:47,033 --> 00:42:51,176
- ARE YOU GONNA APOLOGIZE TO ME?
1255
00:42:51,200 --> 00:42:52,509
- WE WEREN'T HAPPY
IN OUR MARRIAGES
1256
00:42:52,533 --> 00:42:54,050
BECAUSE OF HOW WE FELT
ABOUT EACH OTHER.
1257
00:42:54,074 --> 00:42:56,910
- EILEEN TELLING THE ROMANTIC
STORY OF HER HOME WRECKING
1258
00:42:56,934 --> 00:42:58,976
SAT NOT GREAT WITH ME.
1259
00:42:59,000 --> 00:43:00,776
- OH!
- BRANDI!
1260
00:43:00,800 --> 00:43:02,376
- WHY DID YOU DO THAT?
1261
00:43:02,400 --> 00:43:04,047
- TO LEARN MORE
ABOUT THE HOUSEWIVES,
1262
00:43:04,071 --> 00:43:05,866
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