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- PREVIOUSLY ON THE REAL
HOUSEWIVES OF BEVERLY HILLS...
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- EILEEN, HOW ARE YOU?
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EILEEN AND I
HAVE ALWAYS CONNECTED
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BECAUSE I THINK WE BOTH RESPECT
EACH OTHER'S HUSTLE.
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ARE YOU GOING BACK
TO YOUNG AND THE RESTLESS?
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- I'M GOING BACK TO
YOUNG AND THE RESTLESS.
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- I AM SO HAPPY FOR YOU.
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- WE JUST FOUND OUT TODAY.
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IT'S NOT JUST LUNG CANCER
ANYMORE.
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WE'VE JUST DONE EVERYTHING
WE CAN TO MAKE SURE THAT MONTY
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IS STRONG ENOUGH
FOR BROOKE'S WEDDING.
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- OKAY, HERE'S ANOTHER ONE.
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- [sniffles]
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- YOU'RE GONNA GET A STAR
IN PALM SPRINGS?
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- YES. YES.
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- THAT'S FABULOUS.
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- COME WITH ME.
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All: WHOO!
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[phone ringing]
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[background chatter]
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- HELLO?
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DAVID TOLD ME THAT BELLA
HAD GOTTEN A DUI.
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I ALREADY LOST MY DAD
IN A CAR ACCIDENT.
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LIKE, I CAN'T... I CAN'T EVEN...
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THAT'S SUCH BAD JUDGMENT
TO GET INTO A CAR.
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THAT WORRIES ME THE MOST.
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- YOLANDA?
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IS EVERYTHING OKAY?
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[dramatic music]
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- THROW ME TO THE WOLVES, AND I
SHALL RETURN LEADING THE PACK.
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- CHARACTER ISN'T WHAT YOU HAVE,
IT'S WHO YOU ARE.
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- YOU'VE HEARD A LOT ABOUT ME,
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BUT IT'S ONLY TRUE
WHEN IT COMES FROM MY LIPS.
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- I'M NOT A BITCH,
BUT I'VE PLAYED ONE ON TV.
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- I'VE BEEN RICH,
AND I'VE BEEN FAMOUS,
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BUT HAPPINESS BEATS THEM BOTH.
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- I'D RATHER SPEND MY LIFE
KICKING ASS THAN KISSING IT.
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- PLANES AND YACHTS ARE NICE,
BUT MY HAPPINESS STARTS AT HOME.
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THERE HE GOES, PORTIA.
THERE GOES YOUR DADDY.
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YOUR DADDY'S A GOOD SKIER.
HE CAN GO ON ONE SKI.
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YOU WANT TO TRY THAT?
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- NOT TODAY.
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- NOT TODAY, HUH?
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I KNEW THAT SOMETHING
WAS WRONG WITH YOLANDA.
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IS EVERYTHING OKAY?
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WHEN I WENT TO HER ROOM,
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SHE WAS ON THE PHONE
WITH DAVID...
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- OKAY, BYE.
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- IS EVERYTHING OKAY?
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WHO WAS TELLING HER THAT BELLA
HAD BEEN ARRESTED WITH A DUI.
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I KNOW THERE'S NOTHING I CAN DO
OR SAY TO MAKE THINGS BETTER,
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BUT I KNOW THAT SHE HAS BEEN
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TEXTING AND GETTING UPDATES
FROM DAVID AND MOHAMED.
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- ALL I KNOW IS THAT I NEED
TO GET HOME AS FAST AS I CAN,
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AND THERE IS NO FLIGHT
UNTIL TOMORROW MORNING.
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BELLA WAS AT A FRIEND'S HOUSE,
AT THE BEACH HOUSE.
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IT'S SUMMER.
THAT'S WHAT KIDS DO.
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THEY... YOU KNOW,
SHE HAD A GLASS OF WINE
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AND DECIDED TO GO TO THE GAS
STATION AND GOT STOPPED,
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AND DAVID WAS CALLED WITH BELLA
ASKING HIM TO PICK HER UP.
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BELLA HAS BEEN VERY MATURE
SINCE THE DAY SHE WAS BORN,
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BUT SHE'S AN EXTRAORDINARY
PERSON THAT MADE A MISTAKE.
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AND... [sniffles]
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MY CHILDREN KNOW
THAT I LOST MY DAD
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IN A CAR ACCIDENT, YOU KNOW,
SO IT'S JUST...
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IT'S A DOUBLE WHAMMY.
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IT'S A DOUBLE FEAR
THAT I HAVE TO DEAL WITH.
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[sniffles]
IT MADE ME JUST SCARED,
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AND I'M JUST...
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I'M MORE WORRIED NOW
TO LET HER GO THIS SUMMER.
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I'M NOT IN CHARGE ANYMORE OF
HER DESTINY AND HER LIFE.
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I'M JUST HER MOM.
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[whistling]
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- HEY.
- HI, HONEY.
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WHAT KIND OF TEA DID YOU WANT?
HOW ABOUT THE SUPER ANTIOXIDANT?
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WHAT TIME DID YOU GUYS
GO TO BED LAST NIGHT?
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- LIKE, 11:30?
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PLAYING VIDEO GAMES WITH HIM,
IT WAS REALLY FUN.
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IT WAS LIKE THE OLD DAYS,
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EXCEPT THAT HE ACTUALLY
GETS TO PLAY THIS TIME,
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INSTEAD OF JUST LETTING ME PLAY.
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BUT NOW THE STUDENT
HAS SURPASSED THE MASTER,
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'CAUSE HE'S WAY BETTER AT IT
THAN I AM.
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- ANNAMARIE'S MY SISTER
CONNIE'S DAUGHTER,
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AND SHE LIVED WITH US
FOR THREE YEARS AS OUR NANNY.
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OH, THAT'S GONNA MAKE ME CRY.
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SHE'S MY DAUGHTER I NEVER HAD.
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YOU KNOW WHAT?
I HAVE A FAVOR TO ASK OF YOU.
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I NEED HELP WITH MY LINES.
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SO CAN YOU RUN WITH ME
LIKE WE USED TO DO? PLEASE?
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- OH, LIKE THE GOOD OLD DAYS?
- YES.
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- I THINK I STILL GOT IT.
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- A YEAR AGO, WHEN I TOLD VINCE
I WANTED TO QUIT WORKING,
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HE WAS LIKE, "GREAT.
THAT'S GREAT."
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AND THEN I TOOK THE TIME OFF,
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AND WE FOUGHT A LOT MORE,
ACTUALLY.
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WE DID FIGHT.
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BECAUSE YOU START WONDERING
ABOUT MONEY
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AND ALL OF THE SUDDEN THERE
BECAME, LIKE, MONEY ISSUES,
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WHICH WE'D REALLY NEVER
HAD BEFORE
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'CAUSE I WAS CONTRIBUTING.
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AND THEN WHEN I DECIDED
TO GO BACK TO WORK, HE WAS LIKE,
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"WHATEVER YOU WANT TO DO, HONEY,
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"BUT THAT SOUNDS
LIKE A GREAT IDEA.
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"BUT YOU DON'T HAVE TO.
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BUT WHAT A GREAT IDEA."
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ANYWAY, IT'S GOOD.
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NO, YOU SIT OVER THERE.
I'VE GOT TO SIT ON MY SIDE.
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- OH, I'M SORRY, YOUR SIDE.
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- SORRY.
- WOW. WELL, I CAN BE
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ON THE ANY SIDE, THAT'S FINE.
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- I HAVE MY OWN LITTLE...
- WOULD YOU LIKE ME...
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CAN I JUST HOLD IT WHILE WE...
- THING. SURE.
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IT'S HEAVY, RIGHT?
BEING NOMINATED FOR AN EMMY
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IS JUST FANTASTIC, TO GET
ACKNOWLEDGEMENT LIKE THAT.
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[softly] HE WAS ALL OVER ME.
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HE WAS EVERYWHERE.
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WINNING IS, UM...
SLIGHTLY BETTER.
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[chuckles]
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I FORGOT TO GET THE PLAQUE
FOR IT.
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- OH, LIKE... WE'LL JUST, LIKE,
STEAL IT FROM SOMEBODY ELSE?
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- YES, EXACTLY.
- LIKE, "SORRY, ELLEN.
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THIS IS MINE." WHAT'S HAPPENING?
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WHAT... WHAT ARE WE DOING?
- OH, ASHLEY HAS
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A FABULOUS NEW PRODUCT
THAT SHE'S INVENTED,
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SO SHE'S GONNA HIRE THIS GUY,
STITCH,
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THAT'S GOT A DUBIOUS BACKGROUND.
OKAY, WAIT.
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- STITCH, THE MAN
WITH A DUBIOUS BACKGROUND.
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- AND HE'S CALLED STITCH
BECAUSE HE'S A DOCTOR.
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OKAY. ABBY,
WE'RE REPRESENTING JABOT NOW.
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YOU CAN'T THROW ACCUSATIONS
AROUND LIKE THAT.
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- IT'S ONLY SLANDER
IF IT ISN'T TRUE.
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- LET ME HANDLE THIS.
THIS SAYS "BEN RUSSELL,"
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BUT I'VE ALWAYS
KNOWN YOU AS BEN RAYBURN.
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- DUN DUN DUN...
- DON'T DO THAT.
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- SOAP OPERA FACE. I'M SORRY.
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- THERE'S NO SUCH THING
AS A SOAP OPERA FACE.
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- WELL, YOU DON'T HAVE ONE.
- THANK GOD.
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EVERY DAY, I WILL HAVE ANYWHERE
FROM 40, 50, 60, 70,
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80 PAGES OF DIALOGUE
TO MEMORIZE.
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THERE'S NO MORE ROOM IN MY BRAIN
FOR ANY MORE INFORMATION.
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IT'S JUST LIKE...
[crunching sounds]
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- OKAY. BECAUSE HE STOLE
A DEAD PERSON'S IDENTITY
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AFTER HE GOT OUT OF PRISON.
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WHAT BETTER WAY TO START OVER
THAN COMMITTING ANOTHER CRIME?
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- I FEEL VERY FORTUNATE TO BE
ON A BEAUTIFUL TRIP LIKE THIS.
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READY FOR DINNER? - I AM.
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- LET'S GO FOR DINNER.
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- WHERE ARE MY KIDS?
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ALEXIA, THAT'S A PRETTY DRESS.
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WE HAVE SOME STEAKS
COMING TONIGHT, SOME BEEF.
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SO YOLANDA,
YOU READY TO HEAD BACK HOME?
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- I CAN'T WAIT.
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- MAURICIO AND I ARE JUST TRYING
TO PUT ON A HAPPY FACE
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AND KIND OF DISTRACT YOLANDA
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UNTIL SHE CAN GET OFF THE BOAT
AND GET HOME TO BELLA.
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- THERE'S JUST NOTHING
LIKE HOME.
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- YOU KNOW, IF I HAD MY KIDS
HERE, IT'D BE DIFFERENT.
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- DIFFERENT STORY, FOR SURE.
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- I'M JUST TRYING
TO KEEP IT TOGETHER
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AND NOT HAVE A TOTAL
BLOWN-OUT, YOU KNOW, MELTDOWN.
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OH, THANK YOU.
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- OH, WOW.
- I'M SO HAPPY.
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I CAN'T DO THAT IN FRONT
OF KYLE AND THE CHILDREN.
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YOU KNOW, I'M ON THEIR BOAT
IN THEIR ENVIRONMENT
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WITH THEIR FAMILY,
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AND I JUST GOT THE WORST NEWS
ABOUT MY OWN CHILD,
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AND IT'S...
IT'S A TERRIBLE FEELING.
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YOU GUYS LIKED THE CATHEDRAL
TODAY?
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- YEAH.
- BEAUTIFUL.
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- AMAZING, RIGHT?
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- WHEN WE DO OUR TRIPS,
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I DO A DIFFERENT PLACE
EVERY TIME 'CAUSE I WANT MY...
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- YEAH.
- I WANT MY CHILDREN
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TO SEE EVERYTHING.
IT'S SCARY BEING A PARENT.
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YOU THINK, "OH,
I'VE SET THE BEST EXAMPLE.
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I'VE TAUGHT THEM EVERYTHING."
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BUT, YOU KNOW,
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YOU CAN'T ALWAYS
BE THERE WITH THEM.
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- CHEERS, GUYS.
- CHEERS.
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- CAN I MAKE A TOAST?
THANK YOU GUYS FOR HAVING ME.
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- CHEERS.
- CHEERS TO YOLANDA.
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- IT'S A PLEASURE.
- CHEERS TO YOLANDA.
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[glasses clinking]
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- MAGDELENA?
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- YES, LISA?
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- DID YOU WASH GIGGY'S SUIT?
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WHY IS HE LIKE THAT?
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DID YOU WASH HIM?
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HE... YOU WASHED HIM?
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- YE... YEAH.
- OKAY.
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OH, I MEANT WASH HIS SUIT.
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[Giggy whimpers]
- THE TEETH, TOO.
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- OKAY.
- MM-HMM.
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- OKAY, THANK YOU.
- YOU'RE WELCOME.
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- YOU DIDN'T NEED A BATH,
DID YOU, YOU SILLY BOY?
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I BETTER NEVER ASK HER
TO WASH KEN'S CLOTHES.
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I DON'T WANT TO SEE HER WALK IN
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WITH KEN IN A TOWEL NAKED,
THAT'S FOR SURE.
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GIMME YOUR LITTLE HEAD.
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THAT FEELS BETTER, DOESN'T IT?
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POOR LITTLE MAN.
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I HAVE BEEN SELECTED
TO RECEIVE A STAR
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ON THE WALK OF STARS
IN PALM SPRINGS.
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SO WHERE WOULD IT BE HERE?
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- I WOULD SUGGEST RIGHT
BY SONNY ON EITHER SIDE.
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YOU'LL BE IN WONDERFUL
COMPANY HERE.
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NANCY SINATRA IS RIGHT THERE.
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DEBBIE REYNOLDS IS RIGHT HERE.
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- YOU'RE COMING TO PALM SPRINGS.
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YOU DESERVE A STAR
WAY MORE THAN I DO.
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- LET'S SEE. WHAT DO I NEED?
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AY-YI-YI. IT'S GONNA BE HOT.
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DELILAH?
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IS THIS YOUR T-SHIRT,
OR IS THIS MINE?
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- I MEAN, I'LL HAVE IT.
Both: [chuckling]
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- NO, BUT I...
- IT'S A LITTLE BIG.
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IT COULD BE ONE OF MY FRIEND'S.
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- I LIKE IT. I'M GONNA KEEP IT.
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I AM MISSING
MY BLACK STRAPLESS BRA.
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- I KNOW WHERE IT IS.
- WOULD YOU PLEASE
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GET IT FOR ME? THANK YOU.
223
00:09:23,871 --> 00:09:26,910
I'M TOUCHED THAT LISA
INVITED ME TO THE STAR UNVEILING
224
00:09:26,934 --> 00:09:28,448
IN PALM SPRINGS. DELILAH?
225
00:09:28,472 --> 00:09:29,843
I JUST WANT TO BE SUPPORTIVE.
226
00:09:29,867 --> 00:09:31,609
YOU KNOW, I WAS A CHEERLEADER
IN HIGH SCHOOL,
227
00:09:31,633 --> 00:09:34,242
AND I WAS A DARN GOOD ONE.
228
00:09:34,266 --> 00:09:35,576
- THIS ONE?
229
00:09:35,600 --> 00:09:38,142
- YES, THANK YOU VERY MUCH.
230
00:09:38,166 --> 00:09:39,843
SHE NEEDS TO EMBRACE THIS.
231
00:09:39,867 --> 00:09:41,876
IT'S FUN. IT'S KITSCHY.
232
00:09:41,900 --> 00:09:43,546
IT'S FABULOUS. I MEAN, COME ON.
233
00:09:43,570 --> 00:09:44,776
THANK YOU FOR FINDING MY BRA.
234
00:09:44,800 --> 00:09:46,509
I DON'T THINK
I EVER WOULD HAVE FOUND IT.
235
00:09:46,533 --> 00:09:50,009
I WANT MY OWN STAR ON
THE PALM SPRINGS WALK OF FAME.
236
00:09:50,033 --> 00:09:51,509
[chuckles]
237
00:09:51,533 --> 00:09:54,133
I THINK I'M GOOD ENOUGH FOR NOW.
238
00:09:57,200 --> 00:09:59,009
- COME ON.
- COMING, DARLING.
239
00:09:59,033 --> 00:10:00,910
I'M JUST BRINGING
ALL YOUR BLOODY BAGS.
240
00:10:00,934 --> 00:10:03,643
ALL... ALL FIVE OF THEM.
241
00:10:03,667 --> 00:10:06,209
DARLING, WHAT HAVE YOU GOT
IN THESE BAGS, FOR GOD'S SAKE?
242
00:10:06,233 --> 00:10:08,109
- OH, STOP IT.
- THEY'RE SO HEAVY.
243
00:10:08,133 --> 00:10:10,280
- YOU KNOW EXACTLY WHAT I'VE GOT
IN THOSE BAGS.
244
00:10:10,304 --> 00:10:11,643
IT'S NOTHING.
245
00:10:11,667 --> 00:10:12,843
- JESUS CHRIST.
246
00:10:12,867 --> 00:10:15,009
TELL MAGDELENA AND MARIA
TO LOOK AFTER THE KIDS.
247
00:10:15,033 --> 00:10:16,509
- SEE, NOW, DARLING,
I WOULDN'T LEAVE YOU BEHIND.
248
00:10:16,533 --> 00:10:17,810
- THANKS.
- IT'S GOING TO BE
249
00:10:17,834 --> 00:10:20,343
115 DEGREES IN PALM SPRINGS.
250
00:10:20,367 --> 00:10:21,643
DRIVE SAFELY, ROCED.
251
00:10:21,667 --> 00:10:23,543
I SHOULD PROBABLY GO DOWN
IN A STRING BIKINI,
252
00:10:23,567 --> 00:10:25,244
BUT I WOULDN'T BE GETTING
AN AWARD FOR ANYTHING
253
00:10:25,268 --> 00:10:27,576
IF I TURNED UP IN A BIKINI,
THAT'S FOR SURE.
254
00:10:27,600 --> 00:10:29,176
[goose honking]
255
00:10:29,200 --> 00:10:31,976
- NO BITING. NO BITING.
256
00:10:32,000 --> 00:10:34,546
- HE WAS GIVING YOU A PECK.
THAT WAS A KISS.
257
00:10:34,570 --> 00:10:36,743
[goose honks]
- OH, JESUS CHRIST.
258
00:10:36,767 --> 00:10:38,343
- COMING UP...
259
00:10:38,367 --> 00:10:40,009
- I'M JUST HAVING A LITTLE KNOT
IN MY STOMACH
260
00:10:40,033 --> 00:10:41,910
BECAUSE IT JUST THREW ME OFF.
261
00:10:41,934 --> 00:10:43,474
- IT WAS A TRAGIC MISTAKE.
262
00:10:54,433 --> 00:10:56,409
- WHOO!
263
00:10:56,433 --> 00:10:58,447
- JESSE, I'M GONNA
MAKE YOU A SHAKE.
264
00:10:58,471 --> 00:11:00,443
- WHAT?
- I'M MAKING YOU A SHAKE.
265
00:11:00,467 --> 00:11:01,609
- 'KAY.
- HI, HONEY.
266
00:11:01,633 --> 00:11:02,948
- I WAS MAKING A SHAKE
FOR JESSE; I GOT TO GO.
267
00:11:02,972 --> 00:11:04,543
I'M REALLY RUNNING LATE.
- OKAY, YOU GO.
268
00:11:04,567 --> 00:11:06,276
I'M GONNA GO, TOO.
I'M GONNA TAKE DUKE TO...
269
00:11:06,300 --> 00:11:08,009
- OKAY.
- DROP OFF HIS BOOKS,
270
00:11:08,033 --> 00:11:10,050
THEN I'VE GOT
THAT LAWYER MEETING.
271
00:11:10,074 --> 00:11:15,242
[blender whirring]
272
00:11:15,266 --> 00:11:16,943
- ALL RIGHT, I HAVE TO GO
TO THAT LAWYER MEETING.
273
00:11:16,967 --> 00:11:19,376
[blender whirring]
THAT'S AN AWFUL SOUND.
274
00:11:19,400 --> 00:11:21,810
THAT'S THE WORST SOUND
IN THE WORLD.
275
00:11:21,834 --> 00:11:23,710
JUST AWFUL.
276
00:11:23,734 --> 00:11:25,948
EXCITED TO GO BACK?
- YEAH, I HOPE I GET TO SEE
277
00:11:25,972 --> 00:11:28,044
EVERYBODY... IT SHOULD BE FUN.
- OKAY. BYE-BYE.
278
00:11:28,068 --> 00:11:29,043
- BYE.
- LOVE YOU.
279
00:11:29,067 --> 00:11:30,109
- LOVE YOU, TOO.
280
00:11:30,133 --> 00:11:31,409
- I'LL SEE YOU LATER.
- OKAY.
281
00:11:31,433 --> 00:11:33,009
ONE OF THE BEST THINGS
ABOUT BEING ON A SOAP OPERA
282
00:11:33,033 --> 00:11:35,109
IS THAT YOU CAN BRING YOUR CHILD
TO WORK WITH YOU.
283
00:11:35,133 --> 00:11:36,476
READY? - YEAH.
284
00:11:36,500 --> 00:11:38,245
- OKAY. I WENT BACK TO WORK
285
00:11:38,269 --> 00:11:39,609
WHEN JESSE WAS TWO MONTHS OLD,
286
00:11:39,633 --> 00:11:41,609
AND HE WAS WITH ME
EVERY SINGLE DAY.
287
00:11:41,633 --> 00:11:43,847
HE CRAWLED FOR THE FIRST TIME
IN MY DRESSING ROOM.
288
00:11:43,871 --> 00:11:45,609
SO I DIDN'T MISS
ANY OF THOSE MILESTONES.
289
00:11:45,633 --> 00:11:47,109
YOU KNOW ANNAMARIE'S
COMING TO WORK, RIGHT?
290
00:11:47,133 --> 00:11:50,603
- WAIT, ANNAMARIE'S GOING TO
THE GROVE AND TAKING ME OVER?
291
00:11:53,567 --> 00:11:54,943
- IT'S FUN TO BE BACK HERE, HUH?
292
00:11:54,967 --> 00:11:56,609
- YEAH.
- REMEMBER YOU USED TO COME HERE
293
00:11:56,633 --> 00:11:58,209
AND RIDE AROUND
IN YOUR LITTLE BABY THING
294
00:11:58,233 --> 00:12:00,109
WITH THE ROLLERS,
LITTLE WHEELS ON IT?
295
00:12:00,133 --> 00:12:03,776
AND YOU'D SCOOT ALL DOWN
THE STUDIO, LIKE, REALLY FAR.
296
00:12:03,800 --> 00:12:05,376
- MM-HMM. YEAH, I GUE...
- WHAT A GREAT PLAYGROUND.
297
00:12:05,400 --> 00:12:07,109
JESSE GREW UP AT CBS.
298
00:12:07,133 --> 00:12:09,947
HE SPENT A LOT OF
HIS FIRST YEARS IN THE HALLWAY,
299
00:12:09,971 --> 00:12:12,976
YOU KNOW, TURNING THE PRICE
IS RIGHT WHEEL AND...
300
00:12:13,000 --> 00:12:14,710
IT WAS... IT WAS HIS PLAYGROUND.
301
00:12:14,734 --> 00:12:17,076
- I REMEMBER THE CBS SMELL.
302
00:12:17,100 --> 00:12:18,810
- THE CBS SMELL, HUH?
303
00:12:18,834 --> 00:12:20,810
I REMEMBER BEING ON SET ACTING,
304
00:12:20,834 --> 00:12:22,810
AND HEARING HIM CRY FAINTLY
IN MY DRESSING ROOM,
305
00:12:22,834 --> 00:12:24,451
AND THEN MY MILK CAME IN ON SET.
306
00:12:24,475 --> 00:12:26,976
BUT I JUST KEPT ACTING.
[chuckles]
307
00:12:27,000 --> 00:12:28,176
I DON'T KNOW.
IT'S JUST ONE OF THOSE THINGS
308
00:12:28,200 --> 00:12:32,376
YOU JUST DO...
WORKING MOTHER LACTATING.
309
00:12:32,400 --> 00:12:33,609
- I JUST WANT TO SLEEP.
310
00:12:33,633 --> 00:12:34,943
- TIRED?
- YEAH.
311
00:12:34,967 --> 00:12:36,144
- I THINK IT WAS
ALL THAT MINECRAFT IN THE CAR.
312
00:12:36,168 --> 00:12:37,242
- HI.
- HOW ARE YOU?
313
00:12:37,266 --> 00:12:39,042
- HEY, JESS.
- HE SAYS HE'S TIRED,
314
00:12:39,066 --> 00:12:40,776
BUT HE PLAYED MINECRAFT
ON THE WAY HERE.
315
00:12:40,800 --> 00:12:41,947
- OKAY, WELL,
I GUESS WE'RE NOT GONNA
316
00:12:41,971 --> 00:12:43,509
DO ANYTHING FUN TODAY, THEN.
317
00:12:43,533 --> 00:12:45,109
- I WAS ABLE TO HAVE
A GREAT FAMILY LIFE,
318
00:12:45,133 --> 00:12:47,850
AND I'VE HAD SUCH A GREAT
CAREER, SO I'M NOT BITTER OR...
319
00:12:47,874 --> 00:12:50,810
OR FEELING
LIKE I WASN'T GIVEN A SHOT.
320
00:12:50,834 --> 00:12:52,247
I'M STILL GETTING MY SHOT,
321
00:12:52,271 --> 00:12:54,843
SO I JUST FEEL
LIKE THERE'S A LOT TO CELEBRATE.
322
00:12:54,867 --> 00:12:56,843
OKAY, GO.
- COME ON, JESSE, LET'S GO.
323
00:12:56,867 --> 00:12:59,227
- BYE, GUYS. LOVE YOU.
- I LOVE YOU, TOO.
324
00:13:11,600 --> 00:13:13,045
- I'VE BEEN UP, I'VE BEEN DOWN,
325
00:13:13,069 --> 00:13:14,409
AND I KNOW UP IS BETTER.
326
00:13:14,433 --> 00:13:15,880
SO DO YOU THINK
THAT FANCY PARTIES...
327
00:13:15,904 --> 00:13:17,309
- HI, GUYS.
- HEY, BABE.
328
00:13:17,333 --> 00:13:19,050
- I THOUGHT THAT YOU'D BE
TOO BUSY TO HAVE LUNCH WITH ME,
329
00:13:19,074 --> 00:13:20,776
I'LL BRING THE LUNCH TO YOU.
330
00:13:20,800 --> 00:13:22,576
- DO YOU NEED A HAND WITH THIS?
- NO, IT'S OKAY. I GOT IT.
331
00:13:22,600 --> 00:13:23,976
- IF YOU GUYS
WANT TO DO ANOTHER VOCAL
332
00:13:24,000 --> 00:13:25,710
OVER THAT LITTLE BLUES...
DID YOU RECORD THE BLUES?
333
00:13:25,734 --> 00:13:27,804
- UH-HUH.
- I'M THE KIND OF PERSON...
334
00:13:29,767 --> 00:13:31,643
I NEED TO DIGEST THINGS.
335
00:13:31,667 --> 00:13:34,044
GOT YOU YOUR LITTLE...
- OOH, LITTLE ONIONS?
336
00:13:34,068 --> 00:13:35,976
- TOMATOES, ONIONS.
337
00:13:36,000 --> 00:13:39,276
AND WHEN I'M READY TO DEAL,
WHEN I UNDERSTAND IT,
338
00:13:39,300 --> 00:13:41,209
I WILL HAVE A GOOD TALK
WITH BELLA.
339
00:13:41,233 --> 00:13:44,343
YOU KNOW, JET LAG
IS SUCH A STRANGE THING.
340
00:13:44,367 --> 00:13:46,509
YOU KNOW, GETTING
YOUR CALL WAS OBVIOUSLY...
341
00:13:46,533 --> 00:13:48,647
- JUST HAD AN UNHAPPY ENDING.
- YEAH.
342
00:13:48,671 --> 00:13:51,209
YOU KNOW, I JUST WANTED TO SAY
WHAT A GREAT STEPDAD YOU ARE,
343
00:13:51,233 --> 00:13:52,480
YOU KNOW? - OH, THANK YOU, BABE.
344
00:13:52,504 --> 00:13:54,609
- AND I JUST WANTED TO SAY
THANK YOU,
345
00:13:54,633 --> 00:13:57,843
AND I REALLY APPRECIATE
YOU HOLDING THE FORT
346
00:13:57,867 --> 00:13:59,176
WHEN I'M... YOU KNOW.
347
00:13:59,200 --> 00:14:01,109
- IT WAS CERTAINLY NOT THE CALL
I WANTED TO GET.
348
00:14:01,133 --> 00:14:04,009
NOR YOU, BUT,
YOU KNOW, WE HANDLED IT.
349
00:14:04,033 --> 00:14:06,350
- WHEN I LEAVE THE HOME
AND DAVID'S HOME,
350
00:14:06,374 --> 00:14:09,042
I ALWAYS FEEL 100% COMFORTABLE
351
00:14:09,066 --> 00:14:11,810
THAT HE WILL DO
WHATEVER HE NEEDS TO DO AND...
352
00:14:11,834 --> 00:14:13,211
AND PROTECT MY CHILDREN.
353
00:14:13,235 --> 00:14:16,109
I JUST WANTED TO ACKNOWLEDGE
YOU AND MOHAMED GETTING TOGETHER
354
00:14:16,133 --> 00:14:17,943
AND MAKING THE PERFECT DAD.
355
00:14:17,967 --> 00:14:19,676
- YEAH, IT TAKES TWO OF US.
- YEAH.
356
00:14:19,700 --> 00:14:21,843
WELL, I MEAN, THAT'S OKAY.
- IT'S OKAY.
357
00:14:21,867 --> 00:14:23,144
- BUT, I JUST, UH...
- NO, WE DID,
358
00:14:23,168 --> 00:14:25,376
CLEARLY... WE TALKED ABOUT IT
AT 6:00 IN THE MORNING,
359
00:14:25,400 --> 00:14:26,745
AND WE DID NOT WANT YOU
TO COME HOME THAT DAY.
360
00:14:26,769 --> 00:14:28,910
WE WANTED YOU TO WAIT A DAY,
BECAUSE I HONESTLY THINK
361
00:14:28,934 --> 00:14:30,451
IT WOULD HAVE BEEN WORSE
IF YOU'D COME HOME THE DAY OF,
362
00:14:30,475 --> 00:14:34,276
'CAUSE IT WAS JUST VERY
FRANTIC AND... YOU KNOW.
363
00:14:34,300 --> 00:14:36,176
BUT IT'S PROBABLY
A LITTLE NERVE-RACKING
364
00:14:36,200 --> 00:14:38,376
TO GO FROM THAT TO HER
MOVING TO NEW YORK.
365
00:14:38,400 --> 00:14:40,076
- I'M JUST HAVING A LITTLE KNOT
IN MY STOMACH
366
00:14:40,100 --> 00:14:41,910
BECAUSE IT JUST THREW ME OFF.
367
00:14:41,934 --> 00:14:45,179
- YOU KNOW, THIS IS BY NO MEANS
AN EXCUSE FOR HER,
368
00:14:45,203 --> 00:14:47,245
BECAUSE IT WAS A TRAGIC MISTAKE,
369
00:14:47,269 --> 00:14:49,242
OR IT COULD HAVE BEEN
A TRAGIC MISTAKE, ANYWAY.
370
00:14:49,266 --> 00:14:52,376
BUT, LIKE, I ASKED DR. PHIL
ABOUT THE MIDDLE CHILD,
371
00:14:52,400 --> 00:14:54,609
AND, LIKE, THERE'S REALLY
SOMETHING TO THAT.
372
00:14:54,633 --> 00:14:55,880
- I DON'T THINK
THAT HAS ANYTHING
373
00:14:55,904 --> 00:14:58,009
TO DO WITH WHAT HAPPENED.
374
00:14:58,033 --> 00:15:00,280
THE THREE OF US,
MOHAMED, AND DAVID, AND I,
375
00:15:00,304 --> 00:15:04,643
WE DON'T ALWAYS AGREE
ON PARENTING STYLES.
376
00:15:04,667 --> 00:15:05,976
OKAY.
377
00:15:06,000 --> 00:15:09,145
BUT WE RESPECT EACH OTHER,
AND WE WILL FIGURE IT OUT.
378
00:15:09,169 --> 00:15:11,566
- NOW YOU'RE HOME.
YOU'LL DO THE RIGHT THING.
379
00:15:17,600 --> 00:15:18,943
- HOLA, HOLA, HOLA, HOLA.
380
00:15:18,967 --> 00:15:20,576
- OH, I THOUGHT
FOR SURE YOU WERE GONNA BE,
381
00:15:20,600 --> 00:15:22,609
LIKE, ALL LIKE,
DRESSED TO THE NINE...
382
00:15:22,633 --> 00:15:24,848
LOOK AT YOU; I DO HAVE HEELS.
- WELL, I'M ALWAYS SPARKLY.
383
00:15:24,872 --> 00:15:25,844
- I KNOW!
384
00:15:25,868 --> 00:15:27,427
- SO THAT...
THAT WILL NEVER CHANGE.
385
00:15:29,333 --> 00:15:31,178
- I'M JUST GONNA INTRODUCE YOU,
AND THEN WE'LL JUST HAVE
386
00:15:31,202 --> 00:15:32,376
THE SAME CONVERSATION
THAT WE'RE HAVING.
387
00:15:32,400 --> 00:15:33,746
- SURE.
- ALL RIGHT.
388
00:15:33,770 --> 00:15:36,244
HELLO, WE ARE BACK
ON BRANDI GLANVILLE UNFILTERED
389
00:15:36,268 --> 00:15:41,476
WITH THE BEAUTIFUL, STUNNING
GHETTO BARBIE MISS VIVICA FOX.
390
00:15:41,500 --> 00:15:44,576
I'VE BEEN DOING MY PODCAST NOW
FOR A LITTLE OVER A YEAR,
391
00:15:44,600 --> 00:15:47,109
AND I FEEL LIKE EVERY TIME
I DO AN INTERVIEW,
392
00:15:47,133 --> 00:15:48,509
I GET A LITTLE BIT BETTER.
393
00:15:48,533 --> 00:15:49,947
YOU'RE ALWAYS PUT TOGETHER.
394
00:15:49,971 --> 00:15:53,044
- I HAD TO SHOW UP FOR YOU
AND NOT LOOK RAGGEDY.
395
00:15:53,068 --> 00:15:55,810
- THE BENEFITS OF MAKING
MY PODCAST FAMILY-FRIENDLY
396
00:15:55,834 --> 00:15:57,810
IS THAT MORE PEOPLE
WOULD WANT TO ADVERTISE,
397
00:15:57,834 --> 00:15:59,943
AND ADVERTISERS MEANS DOLLARS.
398
00:15:59,967 --> 00:16:03,176
- IF YOU WANT TO DO
BRANDI GLANVILLE UNFILTERED,
399
00:16:03,200 --> 00:16:05,776
YOU CAN DO THAT,
BUT THAT DOES LIMIT US
400
00:16:05,800 --> 00:16:07,847
FROM A LARGE CHUNK
OF ADVERTISERS.
401
00:16:07,871 --> 00:16:11,276
- FAMILY-FRIENDLY ALL DAY LONG,
BITCH.
402
00:16:11,300 --> 00:16:13,576
YOU'VE BEEN IN SHOWBIZ
FOR HOW LONG?
403
00:16:13,600 --> 00:16:14,943
- SINCE 1988.
404
00:16:14,967 --> 00:16:16,209
I'M JUST REALLY BLESSED,
405
00:16:16,233 --> 00:16:18,309
AND I KNOW WHEN TO LET GO
OF ONE CHARACTER
406
00:16:18,333 --> 00:16:19,679
AND GO INTO A NEW ONE.
407
00:16:19,703 --> 00:16:22,109
YOU CAN'T PLAY THE YOUNG,
HOT INGENUE CHICK FOREVER.
408
00:16:22,133 --> 00:16:23,409
- WELL, YOU CAN.
- WELL...
409
00:16:23,433 --> 00:16:25,447
- I MEAN, I THINK YOU MAKE 50
THE NEW 30.
410
00:16:25,471 --> 00:16:26,576
- [laughing]
- SERIOUSLY!
411
00:16:26,600 --> 00:16:27,747
- DID YOU HAVE FUN AT MY PARTY?
412
00:16:27,771 --> 00:16:28,843
- I HAD THE BEST TIME.
413
00:16:28,867 --> 00:16:30,076
- YAY.
- I DID NOT WANT TO LEAVE.
414
00:16:30,100 --> 00:16:31,345
- YAY.
- I WAS HAVING SO MUCH FUN.
415
00:16:31,369 --> 00:16:32,743
THE ONLY THING
THAT SUCKED WAS THE RAIN.
416
00:16:32,767 --> 00:16:34,376
- I'M LIKE,
"ARE YOU [bleep] SERIOUS?
417
00:16:34,400 --> 00:16:37,476
"IT'S GONNA [bleep] RAIN
TONIGHT, MY BIRTHDAY PARTY?
418
00:16:37,500 --> 00:16:40,443
[bleep] YOU."
419
00:16:40,467 --> 00:16:41,810
- UH-OH.
420
00:16:41,834 --> 00:16:43,379
I READ YOU JUST
GOT ANOTHER MOVIE.
421
00:16:43,403 --> 00:16:45,145
- CHOCOLATE CITY.
- YES, CHOCOLATE CITY.
422
00:16:45,169 --> 00:16:46,476
THAT'S AMAZING. - YES.
423
00:16:46,500 --> 00:16:50,276
- I AM CAPABLE OF NOT TALKING
ABOUT VAGINA AND COCK,
424
00:16:50,300 --> 00:16:51,776
BUT I ENJOY CURSING.
425
00:16:51,800 --> 00:16:54,109
IT GIVES ME A LITTLE HIGH,
TO BE HONEST.
426
00:16:54,133 --> 00:16:55,110
- IT'S A STRIPPER MOVIE.
427
00:16:55,134 --> 00:16:56,609
- ARE YOU A STRIPPER?
- NO.
428
00:16:56,633 --> 00:16:57,978
- OH, [bleep] THAT.
YOU GO TAKE IT OFF.
429
00:16:58,002 --> 00:16:58,977
- NO, NO, NO, NO, NO, NO, NO,
LISTEN.
430
00:16:59,001 --> 00:17:00,976
- DO I DROP THE F-BOMB?
431
00:17:01,000 --> 00:17:03,609
YES, I DO,
AND THAT'S JUST WHO I AM.
432
00:17:03,633 --> 00:17:05,910
WHAT'S NEXT FOR YOU
IN THE ROMANCE DEPARTMENT?
433
00:17:05,934 --> 00:17:07,411
20-YEAR-OLDS,
THEY DON'T KNOW HOW TO [bleep].
434
00:17:07,435 --> 00:17:08,710
THEY DON'T HAVE... - OOH, OOH.
435
00:17:08,734 --> 00:17:09,979
- THEY DON'T.
- THEY AIN'T GOT NO SKILLS?
436
00:17:10,003 --> 00:17:11,376
- THEY CAN'T HAVE
A CONVERSATION... NO.
437
00:17:11,400 --> 00:17:12,746
BRANDI GLANVILLE FILTERED.
438
00:17:12,770 --> 00:17:14,643
I DO NOT PUT MYSELF IN [bleep]
SITUATIONS.
439
00:17:14,667 --> 00:17:16,543
I DON'T THINK ANYONE'S
GONNA DOWNLOAD THAT.
440
00:17:16,567 --> 00:17:18,176
I WOULDN'T.
THANK YOU SO MUCH FOR COMING.
441
00:17:18,200 --> 00:17:19,409
- YES. YOU'RE SO WELCOME.
442
00:17:19,433 --> 00:17:22,073
ALL RIGHT, BYE. [kissing sounds]
443
00:17:26,767 --> 00:17:27,776
- HEY.
444
00:17:27,800 --> 00:17:30,576
- HI.
- YOU ALWAYS LOOK SO PRETTY.
445
00:17:30,600 --> 00:17:31,810
- HI, CUTIE, HI.
446
00:17:31,834 --> 00:17:33,276
- WELL, I'M IN WARDROBE NOW.
447
00:17:33,300 --> 00:17:34,876
- I KNOW, BUT YOU ALWAYS, LIKE,
HAVE THE BEST CLOTHES.
448
00:17:34,900 --> 00:17:36,147
- SHE COMES TO WORK LIKE THIS.
449
00:17:36,171 --> 00:17:37,509
- YEAH.
- SHE DOES.
450
00:17:37,533 --> 00:17:38,910
- AND THEN THEY'LL PUT ME
IN SOMETHING THAT'S,
451
00:17:38,934 --> 00:17:40,247
LIKE... LIKE, YOU'RE, LIKE,
452
00:17:40,271 --> 00:17:42,209
ALWAYS HOT AND THEN I'M LIKE...
- [chuckles]
453
00:17:42,233 --> 00:17:44,579
YEAH, RIGHT.
- ARE YOU BACK FOR GOOD, NOW?
454
00:17:44,603 --> 00:17:46,409
- I'M BACK TODAY AND TOMORROW.
- OKAY.
455
00:17:46,433 --> 00:17:48,710
- AND THEN AUGUST FOR TWO DAYS,
THEN I START SEPTEMBER.
456
00:17:48,734 --> 00:17:51,247
I'VE PLAYED ASHLEY ABBOTT
ON THE YOUNG AND THE RESTLESS
457
00:17:51,271 --> 00:17:54,376
OFF AND ON FOR 17 YEARS,
AND SHE'S LIKE AN OLD FRIEND.
458
00:17:54,400 --> 00:17:57,076
- ARE YOU STILL DOING DAYS
AND THIS?
459
00:17:57,100 --> 00:17:59,676
- NO, I JUST STARTED AIRING
ON DAYS YESTERDAY, THOUGH.
460
00:17:59,700 --> 00:18:00,946
AND ON DAYS OF OUR LIVES,
461
00:18:00,970 --> 00:18:03,576
THAT CHARACTER'S DONE
FAR MORE CRAZY THINGS.
462
00:18:03,600 --> 00:18:05,009
SHE RAPED A PRIEST.
463
00:18:05,033 --> 00:18:06,547
NOT ONE OF MY FINEST MOMENTS.
464
00:18:06,571 --> 00:18:08,409
- ARE YOU CAUSING TROUBLE
OVER THERE?
465
00:18:08,433 --> 00:18:10,576
- I AM.
- DID YOU KILL ANYONE?
466
00:18:10,600 --> 00:18:12,242
- NO. NOT YET.
467
00:18:12,266 --> 00:18:13,666
- [chuckles]
468
00:18:16,834 --> 00:18:17,881
- PIPE DOWN, EVERYBODY.
469
00:18:17,905 --> 00:18:21,509
REHEARSAL IN FIVE, FOUR,
THREE, TWO.
470
00:18:21,533 --> 00:18:23,650
- YOU KNOW, THE ONLY THING
I'M INTERESTED IN IS MAKING SURE
471
00:18:23,674 --> 00:18:25,009
THERE'S LOTS OF CHEMISTRY.
472
00:18:25,033 --> 00:18:26,776
- RIGHT. YES.
- [murmurs.
473
00:18:26,800 --> 00:18:28,109
I LOVE WHAT I DO FOR A LIVING.
474
00:18:28,133 --> 00:18:30,843
BASICALLY,
I GET PAID TO PRETEND.
475
00:18:30,867 --> 00:18:32,376
IT'S JUST CRAZY.
476
00:18:32,400 --> 00:18:36,209
AND I'M MAKING OUT
WITH SOME GUY IN THE SHOWER.
477
00:18:36,233 --> 00:18:39,609
THAT'S UNCOMFORTABLE SOMETIMES,
BUT PART OF THE JOB.
478
00:18:39,633 --> 00:18:41,009
- ALL RIGHT,
SO AM I STILL HIRED,
479
00:18:41,033 --> 00:18:42,209
OR DID ABBY TALK YOU OUT OF IT?
480
00:18:42,233 --> 00:18:44,179
- I... I MAKE MY OWN DECISIONS.
481
00:18:44,203 --> 00:18:45,546
- WELL, GREAT. WHEN DO WE START?
482
00:18:45,570 --> 00:18:47,543
- I JUST CAME OUT OF PLAYING
REALLY HEAVY DRAMA
483
00:18:47,567 --> 00:18:49,142
ON DAYS OF OUR LIVES,
SO IT'S KIND OF NICE
484
00:18:49,166 --> 00:18:50,710
TO CRUISE A LITTLE BIT ON
THE YOUNG AND THE RESTLESS.
485
00:18:50,734 --> 00:18:53,710
I MEAN, A LOVE TRIANGLE IS KIND
OF THE CLASSIC SOAP OPERA THING,
486
00:18:53,734 --> 00:18:56,351
AND I THINK THAT'S WHAT THEY
HAVE IN STORE FOR ASHLEY.
487
00:18:56,375 --> 00:18:57,743
WELCOME TO JABOT.
488
00:18:57,767 --> 00:18:59,409
- THANK YOU.
- BYE.
489
00:18:59,433 --> 00:19:01,650
I MEAN, WHO DOESN'T LOVE
A GOOD LOVE TRIANGLE?
490
00:19:01,674 --> 00:19:02,876
YAY.
491
00:19:02,900 --> 00:19:04,376
- LET'S DO IT AGAIN.
492
00:19:04,400 --> 00:19:05,910
- COMING UP...
493
00:19:05,934 --> 00:19:07,379
- ARE YOU FULL BRAZILIAN?
494
00:19:07,403 --> 00:19:09,609
- NO, I'VE GOT IT DOWN TO
MY KNEES, FOR GOD'S SAKE.
495
00:19:09,633 --> 00:19:10,743
[laughter]
496
00:19:10,767 --> 00:19:12,409
- "I'VE GOT IT DOWN
TO MY KNEES."
497
00:19:12,433 --> 00:19:15,973
- OH, MY GOD!
498
00:19:22,600 --> 00:19:24,810
- SO I HAD THIS THING
PLANNED FOR YOU.
499
00:19:24,834 --> 00:19:27,081
- WHAT IS IT?
- I'M GONNA SHOW YOU.
500
00:19:27,105 --> 00:19:28,876
- I'M EXCITED.
501
00:19:28,900 --> 00:19:31,543
- HAMMER & NAILS.
IT'S A NAIL SHOP FOR GUYS.
502
00:19:31,567 --> 00:19:32,576
- ALL RIGHT.
- [chuckles]
503
00:19:32,600 --> 00:19:34,910
RIGHT?
504
00:19:34,934 --> 00:19:37,343
- YOU'RE ALWAYS FULL
OF SURPRISES.
505
00:19:37,367 --> 00:19:38,509
- LOOK AT THIS PLACE.
506
00:19:38,533 --> 00:19:40,209
- KIM, THIS IS YOUR SEAT
RIGHT HERE.
507
00:19:40,233 --> 00:19:41,476
- THANK YOU.
508
00:19:41,500 --> 00:19:43,676
MONTY AND I WERE MARRIED
2 1/2 YEARS.
509
00:19:43,700 --> 00:19:46,009
WE WERE KIDS, YOU KNOW?
510
00:19:46,033 --> 00:19:48,176
REALLY. WELL, I WAS.
511
00:19:48,200 --> 00:19:49,710
ROBBING THE CRADLE, MONTY.
[laughs]
512
00:19:49,734 --> 00:19:50,976
I'M JUST JOKING.
513
00:19:51,000 --> 00:19:52,509
- HI, I'M NATASHA.
- HEY.
514
00:19:52,533 --> 00:19:53,948
- I'LL BE DOING YOUR PEDICURE.
- NATASHA, HOW ARE YOU DOING?
515
00:19:53,972 --> 00:19:55,743
I'M MONTY, NICE TO MEET YOU.
- NICE TO MEET YOU, MONTY.
516
00:19:55,767 --> 00:19:57,543
- AND WE HAD BROOKE.
517
00:19:57,567 --> 00:20:00,044
BUT I MARRIED MY BEST FRIEND,
AND IT MADE ME...
518
00:20:00,068 --> 00:20:03,309
WE GOT CONFUSED AS WHERE
THE RELATIONSHIP REALLY WAS.
519
00:20:03,333 --> 00:20:06,280
SO WE GOT DIVORCED,
BUT WE LOVED EACH OTHER THEN,
520
00:20:06,304 --> 00:20:08,142
AND WE LOVE EACH OTHER NOW,
521
00:20:08,166 --> 00:20:10,409
AND WE'LL LOVE EACH OTHER...
522
00:20:10,433 --> 00:20:14,276
FOR THE REST OF OUR LIVES.
523
00:20:14,300 --> 00:20:16,076
WE'VE NEVER GOTTEN
A PEDICURE TOGETHER.
524
00:20:16,100 --> 00:20:17,810
- WELL, IT'S USUALLY
I'M GOING IN WITH YOU
525
00:20:17,834 --> 00:20:20,910
TO GET YOUR MANICURES
AND PEDICURES AND WATCHING YOU.
526
00:20:20,934 --> 00:20:22,476
- RIGHT?
527
00:20:22,500 --> 00:20:26,109
I'VE KNOWN THIS MAN
SINCE I'M JUST 19 YEARS OLD.
528
00:20:26,133 --> 00:20:27,910
- THAT'S A LONG TIME.
- RIGHT?
529
00:20:27,934 --> 00:20:29,981
- BUT IT SEEMS LIKE YESTERDAY.
- GREAT.
530
00:20:30,005 --> 00:20:31,576
- WE'D LAUGH.
531
00:20:31,600 --> 00:20:37,309
WE STILL BITCH WITH EACH OTHER
JUST LIKE WE'RE STILL MARRIED.
532
00:20:37,333 --> 00:20:39,280
- ARE YOU EXCITED ABOUT BROOKE
GETTING MARRIED, HON?
533
00:20:39,304 --> 00:20:40,843
- YEAH, I AM.
534
00:20:40,867 --> 00:20:43,476
- MONTY'S BEEN ON-AND-OFF LIVING
WITH ME FOR SO MANY YEARS.
535
00:20:43,500 --> 00:20:44,647
HE'LL TAKE OFF, JUST
SAY, "YOU KNOW,
536
00:20:44,671 --> 00:20:46,109
I'M GONNA GO TO VEGAS
FOR A WHILE."
537
00:20:46,133 --> 00:20:50,242
AND HE'LL GO, AND HE'LL BE
IN VEGAS FOR TWO WEEKS.
538
00:20:50,266 --> 00:20:51,409
AND ONE DAY I'LL LOOK,
539
00:20:51,433 --> 00:20:53,242
AND HE'LL BE SITTING
IN THE BACKYARD.
540
00:20:53,266 --> 00:20:54,643
I'M LIKE, "HEY.
WHAT ARE YOU DOING?"
541
00:20:54,667 --> 00:20:56,376
HE'S LIKE, "I'M BACK."
542
00:20:56,400 --> 00:20:58,009
YOU HAVE TO MAKE A SPEECH,
MONTY.
543
00:20:58,033 --> 00:20:59,409
- I KNOW.
- IN ALL THE YEARS
544
00:20:59,433 --> 00:21:01,080
I'VE KNOWN YOU, I'VE NEVER SEEN
YOU MAKE A SPEECH.
545
00:21:01,104 --> 00:21:02,546
- 'CAUSE YOU'RE USUALLY TOO BUSY
546
00:21:02,570 --> 00:21:05,176
DOING ALL THE TALKING
TO GET ME A WORD IN THERE.
547
00:21:05,200 --> 00:21:07,746
- RIGHT?
MONTY WAS DIAGNOSED WITH CANCER,
548
00:21:07,770 --> 00:21:10,876
AND I JUST SAID I DON'T
WANT YOU LEAVING ANYMORE.
549
00:21:10,900 --> 00:21:12,643
DON'T DISAPPEAR ON ME.
550
00:21:12,667 --> 00:21:15,044
LIKE, I DON'T WANT YOU
GOING ANYWHERE.
551
00:21:15,068 --> 00:21:16,910
I WANT YOU WITH ME ALL THE TIME.
552
00:21:16,934 --> 00:21:17,981
- YOU'RE ALL DONE.
553
00:21:18,005 --> 00:21:20,009
- I WANT TO TAKE CARE OF YOU.
554
00:21:20,033 --> 00:21:21,710
- AND THEY LOOK PERFECT.
555
00:21:21,734 --> 00:21:23,551
MAYBE I'LL GO DANCING TONIGHT.
556
00:21:23,575 --> 00:21:25,667
- NOT WITHOUT ME. [chuckles]
557
00:21:33,967 --> 00:21:36,576
- WOW, THAT'S LIKE GETTING
INTO A SAUNA.
558
00:21:36,600 --> 00:21:38,976
IS THAT HOT ENOUGH FOR YOU,
GIGS?
559
00:21:39,000 --> 00:21:40,409
HELLO?
560
00:21:40,433 --> 00:21:42,009
- HELLO, WELCOME HOME.
561
00:21:42,033 --> 00:21:43,543
- OH, HI.
562
00:21:43,567 --> 00:21:45,376
THAT BETTER BE VODKA.
- YES, IT IS.
563
00:21:45,400 --> 00:21:46,810
- I'M GONNA GO TO THE BEDROOM.
564
00:21:46,834 --> 00:21:48,581
COULD YOU BRING IT IN THERE?
- YES, I CAN.
565
00:21:48,605 --> 00:21:50,109
- OKAY. THANK YOU.
566
00:21:50,133 --> 00:21:51,309
OKAY, COME ON, GIG.
567
00:21:51,333 --> 00:21:53,209
YOU CAN WALK.
568
00:21:53,233 --> 00:21:54,643
COME ON.
569
00:21:54,667 --> 00:21:57,509
OH, IT'S SO SWEET HERE,
ISN'T IT?
570
00:21:57,533 --> 00:21:59,276
- I LOVE IT.
571
00:21:59,300 --> 00:22:00,910
- OH, YES.
572
00:22:00,934 --> 00:22:02,309
GOOD TO BE BACK.
573
00:22:02,333 --> 00:22:04,879
I ABSOLUTELY LOVE
BOUGAINVILLEA ESTATE.
574
00:22:04,903 --> 00:22:06,509
IT'S LIKE A HOME AWAY FROM HOME.
575
00:22:06,533 --> 00:22:09,009
DARLING, WILL YOU TAKE GIGGY OUT
FOR A WEE-WEE?
576
00:22:09,033 --> 00:22:10,176
- HEY, GIG.
577
00:22:10,200 --> 00:22:12,209
- WE'VE SPENT
MANY HAPPY TIMES THERE.
578
00:22:12,233 --> 00:22:13,710
LOOK HOW PRETTY THAT IS.
579
00:22:13,734 --> 00:22:16,011
AND I THINK TO INVITE
A FEW CLOSE FRIENDS,
580
00:22:16,035 --> 00:22:19,476
IT'S JUST GONNA BE
JUST A LOVELY COUPLE OF DAYS.
581
00:22:19,500 --> 00:22:22,200
- GOOD BOY, GIG.
582
00:22:26,700 --> 00:22:27,876
- HELLO?
583
00:22:27,900 --> 00:22:29,776
- HELLO, HOW ARE YOU?
- HI.
584
00:22:29,800 --> 00:22:31,747
- I CAN SHOW YOU TO YOUR ROOM.
- OH, GREAT, THANK YOU.
585
00:22:31,771 --> 00:22:34,609
- I DIDN'T INVITE ANY
OF THE WOMEN EXCEPT LISA RINNA
586
00:22:34,633 --> 00:22:37,279
TO DRIVE DOWN TO PALM SPRINGS...
- STRAIGHT AHEAD, THIS WAY.
587
00:22:37,303 --> 00:22:40,747
- BECAUSE I DON'T WANT
TO RUIN THIS INCREDIBLE OCCASION
588
00:22:40,771 --> 00:22:42,967
BY INVITING MY FRIENDS.
589
00:22:46,066 --> 00:22:48,876
IT'S NORMALLY ME
THAT'S COOKING IN THIS KITCHEN,
590
00:22:48,900 --> 00:22:50,276
SO IF YOU NEED ANY HELP...
591
00:22:50,300 --> 00:22:52,047
- EVERYTHING IS REVOLVING
AROUND YOU.
592
00:22:52,071 --> 00:22:54,596
- DO YOU WANT A PERMANENT JOB?
593
00:22:56,767 --> 00:22:57,910
HELLO. - HI.
594
00:22:57,934 --> 00:23:00,479
- I'VE INVITED A COUPLE
OF MY GAY FRIENDS
595
00:23:00,503 --> 00:23:03,746
JUST BECAUSE I'VE BEEN A HUGE
SUPPORTER OF THE GAY COMMUNITY,
596
00:23:03,770 --> 00:23:05,076
AND IT MEANS SO MUCH TO ME,
597
00:23:05,100 --> 00:23:08,343
AND I DON'T TAKE IT
FOR GRANTED FOR A SECOND.
598
00:23:08,367 --> 00:23:09,576
ARE YOU KIDDING ME?
- HI, DARLING.
599
00:23:09,600 --> 00:23:11,145
- THERE HE IS.
- THERE HE COMES.
600
00:23:11,169 --> 00:23:13,109
HAPPY LISA GETS A STAR WEEK.
- HOW ARE YOU?
601
00:23:13,133 --> 00:23:14,209
- SO GOOD TO SEE YOU.
602
00:23:14,233 --> 00:23:15,976
IT'S SO COOL
THAT THIS IS HAPPENING.
603
00:23:16,000 --> 00:23:17,109
I'M SO HAPPY. - OH, STOP IT.
604
00:23:17,133 --> 00:23:19,242
- HI!
605
00:23:19,266 --> 00:23:21,176
[both giggling]
606
00:23:21,200 --> 00:23:23,109
I'M ALONE. - OH, NO!
607
00:23:23,133 --> 00:23:25,247
WELL, I'VE GOT LOTS
OF BEAUTIFUL BOYS FOR YOU.
608
00:23:25,271 --> 00:23:26,710
- YEAH, HI.
- YOU'RE GOING TO BE
609
00:23:26,734 --> 00:23:28,311
TOTALLY SAFE WITH ALL OF THEM.
- OH, TOTALLY SAFE?
610
00:23:28,335 --> 00:23:29,779
- YOU DON'T HAVE
TO LOCK THE DOOR.
611
00:23:29,803 --> 00:23:31,676
- HI.
- HI, I'M DEAN. HOW ARE YOU?
612
00:23:31,700 --> 00:23:32,810
- THIS IS DEAN.
- HI.
613
00:23:32,834 --> 00:23:34,181
- NICE TO MEET YOU.
- NICE TO MEET YOU.
614
00:23:34,205 --> 00:23:35,943
MY GOSH, GORGEOUSNESS.
615
00:23:35,967 --> 00:23:38,576
- IT'S NICE TO MEET YOU.
PLEASURE.
616
00:23:38,600 --> 00:23:40,476
- GOOD TO MEET YOU, PLEASURE.
- YOU LOOK SO PRETTY.
617
00:23:40,500 --> 00:23:42,900
- COME ON, LET'S HAVE A DRINK.
618
00:23:49,000 --> 00:23:51,109
- I HEARD YOU WERE IN MAJORCA.
- IT WAS AMAZING.
619
00:23:51,133 --> 00:23:52,180
- I'VE BEEN THERE.
IT'S BEAUTIFUL.
620
00:23:52,204 --> 00:23:53,643
- THE WATER
THERE IS SPECTACULAR.
621
00:23:53,667 --> 00:23:54,910
- ISN'T IT BEAUTIFUL?
- OH, MAN.
622
00:23:54,934 --> 00:23:56,234
- YEAH.
623
00:23:57,834 --> 00:23:59,481
- OH, MY GOD, I'M SO TIRED.
624
00:23:59,505 --> 00:24:02,209
I DON'T KNOW WHAT I'M DOING.
[grunts]
625
00:24:02,233 --> 00:24:03,343
- [grunts]
626
00:24:03,367 --> 00:24:05,209
- PORTIE!
627
00:24:05,233 --> 00:24:07,047
YOU GOT YOUR LITTLE CAR SEAT
AND EVERYTHING.
628
00:24:07,071 --> 00:24:08,643
YOU'RE SET TO GO. - YES, YES.
629
00:24:08,667 --> 00:24:10,467
OH, SEATBELT, EVERYBODY.
630
00:24:12,033 --> 00:24:13,609
- WELL, WHAT WAS
YOUR FAVORITE PART OF THE TRIP?
631
00:24:13,633 --> 00:24:15,676
- JUST BEING ON THE BOAT AND...
632
00:24:15,700 --> 00:24:17,242
- CHILLING WITH THE FAMILY
TOGETHER?
633
00:24:17,266 --> 00:24:19,042
I WONDER IF I'LL GET UP
TO PLAY GOLF TOMORROW.
634
00:24:19,066 --> 00:24:20,376
- I WOULD SUGGEST SLEEPING
635
00:24:20,400 --> 00:24:22,009
'CAUSE WE HAVE THE WEDDING
TOMORROW.
636
00:24:22,033 --> 00:24:24,209
I DON'T EVEN KNOW HOW WE'RE
GONNA KEEP OUR EYES OPEN.
637
00:24:24,233 --> 00:24:25,910
PORTIA'S GONNA BE A FLOWER GIRL
638
00:24:25,934 --> 00:24:28,511
WALKING DOWN THE AISLE
AT 4:00 A.M. FOR HER.
639
00:24:28,535 --> 00:24:29,847
HONEY, WILL YOU CARRY PORTIA IN?
640
00:24:29,871 --> 00:24:31,676
- I'D LOVE TO CARRY PORTIA IN.
641
00:24:31,700 --> 00:24:35,209
- WE'VE BEEN WAITING FOR YEARS
FOR THIS DAY,
642
00:24:35,233 --> 00:24:38,509
AND KIM GETS TO BE
THE LUCKY SISTER.
643
00:24:38,533 --> 00:24:41,773
HER DAUGHTER IS WALKING
DOWN THE AISLE FIRST.
644
00:24:43,633 --> 00:24:46,176
HI!
645
00:24:46,200 --> 00:24:49,209
HI.
646
00:24:49,233 --> 00:24:51,443
COME AND GIVE ME A KISS.
647
00:24:51,467 --> 00:24:54,409
MY DOGS
ARE MY OTHER THREE DAUGHTERS.
648
00:24:54,433 --> 00:24:55,910
CHLOE, DID YOU MISS US?
649
00:24:55,934 --> 00:24:57,479
- YAY.
- DID YOU MISS US?
650
00:24:57,503 --> 00:24:58,810
I WAS FEELING GUILTY THAT
651
00:24:58,834 --> 00:25:01,710
I COULDN'T TAKE MY THREE DOGS
WITH ME TO EUROPE,
652
00:25:01,734 --> 00:25:03,779
SO I HAD TO BRING THEM
A LITTLE TREAT.
653
00:25:03,803 --> 00:25:05,376
- WHAT ARE ALL THESE PACKAGES
YOU GOT?
654
00:25:05,400 --> 00:25:07,443
- LOOK HOW CUTE THIS IS.
655
00:25:07,467 --> 00:25:11,509
OH, MY GOSH, CHLOE,
LOOK AT YOUR CHANEL DOG BOWL.
656
00:25:11,533 --> 00:25:15,142
DON'T YOU LOVE
YOUR LITTLE CHANEL DOG BOWL?
657
00:25:15,166 --> 00:25:16,343
"YES, I DO."
658
00:25:16,367 --> 00:25:18,876
IT FEELS SO GOOD
TO BE HOME, DOESN'T IT?
659
00:25:18,900 --> 00:25:22,309
- I AM SO TIRED.
- OH, MY GOD.
660
00:25:22,333 --> 00:25:25,743
- [grunts]
- IT'S GOOD TO BE HOME.
661
00:25:25,767 --> 00:25:27,109
- [pretend snoring] AHH!
662
00:25:27,133 --> 00:25:29,873
- HEY, RIVER,
YOU'RE NOT ALLOWED ON HERE.
663
00:25:33,233 --> 00:25:35,676
- DARLING, YOU SIT HERE.
- OH, THIS IS BEAUTIFUL.
664
00:25:35,700 --> 00:25:36,677
OH, MY GOD,
LOOK AT THESE FLOWERS.
665
00:25:36,701 --> 00:25:37,943
- BABY, SIT THERE.
666
00:25:37,967 --> 00:25:40,509
ROCIO, YOU ARE HAVING DINNER
WITH US.
667
00:25:40,533 --> 00:25:41,910
ROCIO, SIT.
668
00:25:41,934 --> 00:25:44,111
BUT DON'T YOU START
GIVING ME DISAPPROVING LOOKS
669
00:25:44,135 --> 00:25:46,710
FOR BEHAVING BADLY. - [laughing]
670
00:25:46,734 --> 00:25:48,451
ROCIO'S WORKED FOR ME FOR YEARS,
671
00:25:48,475 --> 00:25:52,142
AND SHE'S BECOME A VERY SPECIAL
PART OF OUR FAMILY.
672
00:25:52,166 --> 00:25:53,309
SHE'S ONE OF THOSE PEOPLE
673
00:25:53,333 --> 00:25:56,079
THAT ARE GENUINELY HAPPY
FOR SOMEBODY ELSE,
674
00:25:56,103 --> 00:25:57,546
AND THAT'S NOT EASY TO FIND.
675
00:25:57,570 --> 00:26:00,943
- ON THE WAY DOWN HERE MAX
PHONES UP AND SAYS, "I'M COMING,
676
00:26:00,967 --> 00:26:02,810
MUM, TO THE THING TOMORROW."
677
00:26:02,834 --> 00:26:05,451
- MAX SAID, "CAN I BRING
MY GIRLFRIEND AND HER MOTHER?"
678
00:26:05,475 --> 00:26:06,576
I'M LIKE, "NO."
679
00:26:06,600 --> 00:26:07,747
- HOW OLD IS HE NOW?
680
00:26:07,771 --> 00:26:09,776
- HE'S 22.
- MAX IS 22?
681
00:26:09,800 --> 00:26:12,276
- YEAH.
- AND HIS GIRLFRIEND'S 34?
682
00:26:12,300 --> 00:26:13,676
- IS SHE REALLY 34?
683
00:26:13,700 --> 00:26:16,230
- OH, MAYBE SHE'S 36, SORRY.
684
00:26:18,500 --> 00:26:21,209
- HARRY IS 12 YEARS OLDER
THAN I AM, BUT SO WHAT?
685
00:26:21,233 --> 00:26:22,643
LIFE'S TOO SHORT.
686
00:26:22,667 --> 00:26:25,109
IF THEY LOVE EACH OTHER,
THAT'S ALL THAT MATTERS.
687
00:26:25,133 --> 00:26:27,879
- LET'S NOT JUDGE, BECAUSE YOU
KNOW WHAT WE'VE LEARNED BEFORE?
688
00:26:27,903 --> 00:26:30,147
- THEY GO RIGHT TO IT.
- THE CHILD'S LOYALTY
689
00:26:30,171 --> 00:26:33,676
IS ALWAYS TO THE PERSON
THEY'RE SLEEPING WITH,
690
00:26:33,700 --> 00:26:35,810
AND NOT TO THE 20 YEARS...
- OH, GOD.
691
00:26:35,834 --> 00:26:37,511
- THAT YOU PUT INTO
RAISING THEM.
692
00:26:37,535 --> 00:26:40,476
SO YOU'VE JUST GOT
TO WAIT IT OUT.
693
00:26:40,500 --> 00:26:42,876
I'M NOT VERY CLOSE
TO MAX'S GIRLFRIEND AT ALL,
694
00:26:42,900 --> 00:26:45,676
AND I'VE KIND OF
BEEN RETICENT IN ACCEPTING HER
695
00:26:45,700 --> 00:26:47,409
BECAUSE SHE'S QUITE A LOT
OLDER THAN HIM.
696
00:26:47,433 --> 00:26:50,209
IT JUST SEEMED A VERY STRANGE
DYNAMIC TO ME.
697
00:26:50,233 --> 00:26:52,650
BUT I REALIZED THAT'S A BATTLE
I'M NOT GOING TO WIN.
698
00:26:52,674 --> 00:26:55,743
SOME NEW PARENTS
NOW NEED TO REALLY BE
699
00:26:55,767 --> 00:26:58,409
PERSUADED TO LOVE THEIR CHILDREN
UNEQUIVOCALLY.
700
00:26:58,433 --> 00:26:59,679
- AND I'M FROM THE MIDWEST,
701
00:26:59,703 --> 00:27:01,910
AND 20 YEARS AGO WHEN I
GRADUATED FROM HIGH SCHOOL,
702
00:27:01,934 --> 00:27:04,551
YOU COULDN'T COME OUT 'CAUSE YOU
DIDN'T KNOW WHAT WOULD HAPPEN.
703
00:27:04,575 --> 00:27:08,109
BUT I THINK IT'S
THE HETEROSEXUAL VOICE WHO...
704
00:27:08,133 --> 00:27:10,350
YOU'RE VERY WELL LIKED,
YOU'RE VERY RESPECTED,
705
00:27:10,374 --> 00:27:14,042
AND YOU STAND UP FOR US.
AND IT'S PEOPLE'S VOICES
706
00:27:14,066 --> 00:27:15,976
LIKE YOU IS WHO CHANGES
PEOPLE'S LIVES.
707
00:27:16,000 --> 00:27:18,576
- I HAVE A NEPHEW WHO'S GAY
THAT DIDN'T WANT TO COME OUT
708
00:27:18,600 --> 00:27:20,247
UNTIL HIS GRANDMOTHER DIED
BECAUSE HE DIDN'T WANT
709
00:27:20,271 --> 00:27:22,976
TO DISAPPOINT HER, AND HE
WOULD NOT HAVE DISAPPOINTED HER.
710
00:27:23,000 --> 00:27:26,276
SHE LOVED HIM, AND SHE WOULD
HAVE LOVED HIM UNEQUIVOCALLY.
711
00:27:26,300 --> 00:27:28,309
BUT SO MANY PEOPLE
AREN'T LIKE THAT,
712
00:27:28,333 --> 00:27:29,547
AND THAT'S NOT RIGHT.
713
00:27:29,571 --> 00:27:31,009
IT'S REALLY IMPORTANT.
714
00:27:31,033 --> 00:27:34,076
ANYWAY, I DON'T WANT
TO MAKE IT ABOUT ME.
715
00:27:34,100 --> 00:27:36,030
- TO LISA, THEN.
- TO LISA.
716
00:27:37,166 --> 00:27:39,009
- CHEERS.
- NOW YOU'RE GONNA MAKE ME CRY.
717
00:27:39,033 --> 00:27:40,280
- AWW.
- THAT WAS BEAUTIFUL.
718
00:27:40,304 --> 00:27:41,976
- CHEERS. LOVE YOU.
719
00:27:42,000 --> 00:27:44,609
- LISA, SAY SOMETHING
ABOUT YOUR SEX LIFE, QUICK.
720
00:27:44,633 --> 00:27:46,050
- OH, WELL, WHAT THE HELL?
721
00:27:46,074 --> 00:27:47,276
YOU KNOW, WHY NOT?
722
00:27:47,300 --> 00:27:49,409
I DON'T UNDERSTAND
THIS BRAZILIAN THING.
723
00:27:49,433 --> 00:27:52,042
I DON'T UNDERSTAND
THE COMPLETELY...
724
00:27:52,066 --> 00:27:53,576
- SHAVEN.
- SHAVEN.
725
00:27:53,600 --> 00:27:56,009
I DON'T GET IT.
- DON'T LOOK AT ME.
726
00:27:56,033 --> 00:27:57,609
- ARE YOU FULL BRAZILIAN?
- KEN, WHAT DO YOU THINK?
727
00:27:57,633 --> 00:27:59,650
- NO, I'VE GOT IT DOWN
TO MY KNEES, FOR GOD'S SAKE.
728
00:27:59,674 --> 00:28:00,810
[laughter]
729
00:28:00,834 --> 00:28:02,981
- "I'VE GOT IT DOWN
TO MY KNEES"!
730
00:28:03,005 --> 00:28:04,710
- OH, MY GOD! [laughter]
731
00:28:04,734 --> 00:28:08,776
- ROCIO, DO YOU HAVE ANY IDEA
WHAT WE'RE TALKING ABOUT?
732
00:28:08,800 --> 00:28:10,776
- YOU'RE SUPPOSED TO MAINTAIN.
- WELL...
733
00:28:10,800 --> 00:28:13,276
- WELL, WHY... WHY IS IT
THERE IN THE FIRST PLACE?
734
00:28:13,300 --> 00:28:15,409
I THINK BACK IN THE DAY,
IT WAS THERE TO,
735
00:28:15,433 --> 00:28:17,350
LIKE, PROTECT FROM BUGS, AND...
- YEAH, BUT YOUR HAIR'S THERE.
736
00:28:17,374 --> 00:28:18,910
YOU WOULDN'T LET IT
JUST GO CRAZY.
737
00:28:18,934 --> 00:28:20,211
- YES!
- YOU HAVE A PROBLEM
738
00:28:20,235 --> 00:28:21,447
WITH BUGS IN HER BUSH.
739
00:28:21,471 --> 00:28:23,743
- WELL, WHY WOULD WE
HAVE THAT DOWN THERE?
740
00:28:23,767 --> 00:28:25,609
- DARLING, I DON'T KNOW.
741
00:28:25,633 --> 00:28:27,009
- THERE WAS SOME PROTECTION
OF SOME KIND.
742
00:28:27,033 --> 00:28:29,347
- I THINK WE NEED PROTECTION
STILL.
743
00:28:29,371 --> 00:28:30,409
- I THINK SO, TOO.
744
00:28:30,433 --> 00:28:31,780
- FROM HUSBANDS.
- YOU DON'T NEED...
745
00:28:31,804 --> 00:28:34,109
- AS LONG AS I CAN HAVE A LOOK
OCCASIONALLY...
746
00:28:34,133 --> 00:28:36,142
- HA HA HA.
747
00:28:36,166 --> 00:28:37,409
ROCIO? WHAT DO YOU NEED?
748
00:28:37,433 --> 00:28:38,778
TAKE YOUR PLATE
TO THE KITCHEN, ROCIO,
749
00:28:38,802 --> 00:28:40,409
BECAUSE THERE'S TALK
ABOUT OUR SEX LIFE.
750
00:28:40,433 --> 00:28:42,109
- OH. [chuckles]
751
00:28:42,133 --> 00:28:44,543
- OH!
752
00:28:44,567 --> 00:28:48,109
- NOW, BACK TO YOUR VAGINA.
[laughter]
753
00:28:48,133 --> 00:28:50,609
- COMING UP...
- THE LADY OF THE HOUR,
754
00:28:50,633 --> 00:28:56,973
LISA VANDERPUMP.
- OH, THANK YOU SO MUCH.
755
00:28:58,100 --> 00:28:59,077
- HI, BRENNA. HOW ARE YOU?
756
00:28:59,101 --> 00:29:00,347
- HOW ARE YOU? NICE TO SEE YOU.
757
00:29:00,371 --> 00:29:02,309
- EUROPEAN, TWICE, TWO KISSES.
- YES.
758
00:29:02,333 --> 00:29:03,847
MY HUSBAND LOVES WHAT HE DOES.
759
00:29:03,871 --> 00:29:06,710
YOU KNOW, YOU DON'T HAVE
16 GRAMMYS ON THE PIANO
760
00:29:06,734 --> 00:29:08,379
IF YOU DON'T LOVE WHAT YOU DO.
761
00:29:08,403 --> 00:29:10,810
I HEARD THAT LUTHER VANDROSS
KIND OF SONG.
762
00:29:10,834 --> 00:29:11,948
- OH, HOUSE IS NOT A HOME.
763
00:29:11,972 --> 00:29:13,443
- HOUSE IS NOT A HOME.
- OH, YEAH.
764
00:29:13,467 --> 00:29:15,843
- HE HOPES TO BE
AN E.G.O.T. ONE DAY.
765
00:29:15,867 --> 00:29:17,609
HE'S WON THE EMMY,
HE'S WON THE GRAMMY,
766
00:29:17,633 --> 00:29:18,843
HE'S WON AN OSCAR,
767
00:29:18,867 --> 00:29:21,276
AND HE COULD POTENTIALLY
WIN A TONY.
768
00:29:21,300 --> 00:29:22,347
- WE'RE JUST MESSING
WITH THIS BLUES SONG.
769
00:29:22,371 --> 00:29:23,476
WANT TO HEAR? - YES.
770
00:29:23,500 --> 00:29:26,242
[bluesy chords]
771
00:29:26,266 --> 00:29:31,443
- ♪♪ MY BABY TOOK ME SHOPPING
FOR DIAMOND RINGS AND SUCH ♪♪
772
00:29:31,467 --> 00:29:33,576
♪♪ NOW WHEN HE
TAKES ME SHOPPING ♪♪
773
00:29:33,600 --> 00:29:36,343
♪♪ I CAN NEVER HAVE TOO MUCH ♪♪
774
00:29:36,367 --> 00:29:41,476
♪♪ LET'S TAKE A RIDE TO PARADISE
THROUGH THOSE HILLS OF BEVERLY ♪♪
775
00:29:41,500 --> 00:29:44,543
♪♪ I'VE BEEN RICH
I'VE BEEN POOR ♪♪
776
00:29:44,567 --> 00:29:46,743
♪♪ AND BABY RICH IS BETTER ♪♪
777
00:29:46,767 --> 00:29:48,643
♪♪ I'VE UP I'VE BEEN DOWN ♪♪
778
00:29:48,667 --> 00:29:51,843
♪♪ AND YOU KNOW UP IS BETTER ♪♪
779
00:29:51,867 --> 00:29:57,027
- WOW, YAY. LOVE IT.
IT GIVES ME GOOSEBUMPS.
780
00:30:02,133 --> 00:30:03,509
- MORNING, DARLING.
- MORNING.
781
00:30:03,533 --> 00:30:05,347
- OH, HE'S UP AT LAST.
- HI, DARLING.
782
00:30:05,371 --> 00:30:08,144
NICE OF YOU TO SHOW UP.
THE CAR MADE IT, THEN?
783
00:30:08,168 --> 00:30:10,042
- I'M TIRED.
784
00:30:10,066 --> 00:30:11,976
- YOU'RE TIRED?
- I AM, YEAH.
785
00:30:12,000 --> 00:30:14,609
- SO, YOU DIDN'T BRING
YOUR GIRLFRIEND AND HER MOTHER.
786
00:30:14,633 --> 00:30:15,610
THANK YOU FOR THAT.
787
00:30:15,634 --> 00:30:17,042
- WELL, YOU SAID NO.
788
00:30:17,066 --> 00:30:19,209
- IT'D BE KIND OF WEIRD...
"OH, BY THE WAY, EXCUSE ME,
789
00:30:19,233 --> 00:30:21,779
"I'M NEVER MET YOU BEFORE.
I'M JUST GONNA GET A STAR.
790
00:30:21,803 --> 00:30:23,145
I'LL BE BACK IN A MINUTE."
791
00:30:23,169 --> 00:30:25,076
NO, MAX, I DON'T THINK
IT'D BE QUITE RIGHT.
792
00:30:25,100 --> 00:30:26,346
MAX'S GIRLFRIEND HASN'T
793
00:30:26,370 --> 00:30:29,309
REALLY INTERACTED
WITH THE FAMILY THAT MUCH.
794
00:30:29,333 --> 00:30:30,710
KEN'S LOOKING AT IT AND SAYING,
795
00:30:30,734 --> 00:30:31,881
"WHY WOULD YOU BE WITH SOMEBODY
796
00:30:31,905 --> 00:30:33,409
THAT'S 15 YEARS OLDER THAN YOU?"
797
00:30:33,433 --> 00:30:35,409
I MEAN,
IF KEN WAS WITH SOMEBODY 15...
798
00:30:35,433 --> 00:30:37,447
WELL, ACTUALLY,
THEY WOULDN'T BE ALIVE IF...
799
00:30:37,471 --> 00:30:39,076
SOMEBODY 15 YEARS
OLDER THEN HIM.
800
00:30:39,100 --> 00:30:40,476
SO HE'S NOT QUITE GETTING IT.
801
00:30:40,500 --> 00:30:41,743
- GOOD MORNING.
802
00:30:41,767 --> 00:30:44,476
- OH, MY GOD,
YOU GET UP LIKE THAT?
803
00:30:44,500 --> 00:30:45,676
LOOK AT YOU.
804
00:30:45,700 --> 00:30:48,047
- I HAVE TO SHINE
AND SPARKLE FOR YOU.
805
00:30:48,071 --> 00:30:49,376
- YOU ARE THE STAR.
806
00:30:49,400 --> 00:30:50,509
- GOOD MORNING.
- HEY.
807
00:30:50,533 --> 00:30:52,309
- NICE TO SEE YOU.
- HI.
808
00:30:52,333 --> 00:30:53,710
- NICE TO SEE YOU.
- I LOVE YOU.
809
00:30:53,734 --> 00:30:55,181
- HOW ARE YOU?
- THANK YOU FOR COMING.
810
00:30:55,205 --> 00:30:58,009
OH, GIGGY IS THE LOVE
OF MY LIFE.
811
00:30:58,033 --> 00:30:59,147
- I THOUGHT I WAS.
812
00:30:59,171 --> 00:31:00,676
COME ON, GIG.
- WELL, YOU'RE SECOND.
813
00:31:00,700 --> 00:31:03,409
- LET ME SEE HOW YOU SLEEP.
- WHAT DO YOU MEAN?
814
00:31:03,433 --> 00:31:05,643
LOOK AT THIS. - LOOK AT THIS.
815
00:31:05,667 --> 00:31:07,910
- YEAH, I ALWAYS DO.
- I WISH.
816
00:31:07,934 --> 00:31:09,211
- HUH?
- I SLEEP IN A RATTY,
817
00:31:09,235 --> 00:31:10,547
OLD T-SHIRT, POOR HARRY.
818
00:31:10,571 --> 00:31:12,409
- I'M IN MY NOTRE DAME
SWEATPANTS.
819
00:31:12,433 --> 00:31:14,079
- ARE YOU?
OKAY, GOOD, I'M GLAD TO HEAR.
820
00:31:14,103 --> 00:31:15,476
- THIS IS EASY.
- I KNOW.
821
00:31:15,500 --> 00:31:17,409
I DON'T KNOW WHY I
CAN'T GO THERE, BUT I LIKE IT.
822
00:31:17,433 --> 00:31:20,147
- THERE'S MORE WORK LIKE
WITH TROUSERS AND ALL OF THOSE...
823
00:31:20,171 --> 00:31:21,543
- I JUST DO A V-NECK T-SHIRT.
824
00:31:21,567 --> 00:31:23,810
- WHAT, NO DRAWERS OR ANYTHING?
- DEPENDS.
825
00:31:23,834 --> 00:31:25,948
- OH, I WOULDN'T DO THAT
BECAUSE NO, NO, NO, NO, NO.
826
00:31:25,972 --> 00:31:28,142
- DEPENDS. YOU... YOU WOULD HAVE
TO HAVE DRAWERS ON.
827
00:31:28,166 --> 00:31:29,943
THAT'S WHY YOU HAVE A LONG...
- THAT'S WHY I HAVE
828
00:31:29,967 --> 00:31:31,710
A LONG NIGHTDRESS.
- OTHERWISE FORGET IT.
829
00:31:31,734 --> 00:31:34,743
[laughing]
830
00:31:34,767 --> 00:31:36,109
I LIKE IT, THOUGH.
831
00:31:36,133 --> 00:31:37,980
- BY THE TIME HE GETS THERE,
HE'S GIVEN UP.
832
00:31:38,004 --> 00:31:40,070
I'M GONNA GO AND GET DRESSED.
833
00:31:47,467 --> 00:31:50,976
[dog barking]
834
00:31:51,000 --> 00:31:52,576
- BAMBI.
835
00:31:52,600 --> 00:31:54,009
LET HER IN?
836
00:31:54,033 --> 00:31:55,779
HONEY, I DON'T KNOW
WHAT TO WEAR.
837
00:31:55,803 --> 00:31:56,947
NOT THAT YOU CARE.
838
00:31:56,971 --> 00:31:58,676
I... HI, GUYS.
839
00:31:58,700 --> 00:32:00,647
- OF COURSE I CARE.
- YEAH, YOU DO. RIGHT.
840
00:32:00,671 --> 00:32:02,643
- WHERE ARE THE BOWLS?
841
00:32:02,667 --> 00:32:03,876
- WHAT KIND OF BOWL DO YOU WANT?
842
00:32:03,900 --> 00:32:05,409
- JUST, LIKE, A S... A BOWL.
843
00:32:05,433 --> 00:32:07,348
LIKE, A BOWL. WHERE'S A BOWL?
- A SALAD BOWL, A CEREAL BOWL?
844
00:32:07,372 --> 00:32:08,843
THERE'S LOTS OF BOWLS.
- JUST A BOWL.
845
00:32:08,867 --> 00:32:10,543
LIKE, A SALAD BOWL.
- A SALAD BOWL.
846
00:32:10,567 --> 00:32:11,743
WELL, A SALAD BOWL'S OVER HERE.
847
00:32:11,767 --> 00:32:13,343
WE JUST GOT BACK FROM SPAIN,
848
00:32:13,367 --> 00:32:15,710
SO I AM BASICALLY
GOING TO A WEDDING
849
00:32:15,734 --> 00:32:17,881
AT 3:00 IN THE MORNING
SPAIN TIME.
850
00:32:17,905 --> 00:32:20,509
WE'RE ALL EXHAUSTED,
SO THE ONLY THING
851
00:32:20,533 --> 00:32:22,750
THAT IS KEEPING ME GOING
TO GET TO BROOKE'S WEDDING
852
00:32:22,774 --> 00:32:24,076
IS EXCITEMENT.
853
00:32:24,100 --> 00:32:25,209
OKAY, WELL, WE'RE GONNA
854
00:32:25,233 --> 00:32:27,079
GO UPSTAIRS
AND START GETTING READY.
855
00:32:27,103 --> 00:32:29,045
PORTIA,
I NEED TO WASH YOUR HAIR,
856
00:32:29,069 --> 00:32:30,409
I NEED TO FINISH MY MAKEUP,
857
00:32:30,433 --> 00:32:31,548
AND WE NEED TO PICK A DRESS
FOR YOU.
858
00:32:31,572 --> 00:32:32,544
- I'M GOING.
859
00:32:32,568 --> 00:32:34,843
- WHAT ARE YOU GONNA WEAR,
HONEY?
860
00:32:34,867 --> 00:32:37,076
- WHAT'S THE DRESS CODE?
861
00:32:37,100 --> 00:32:39,009
- YOU HAVE TO WEAR A SUIT
AND A TIE.
862
00:32:39,033 --> 00:32:40,676
- A TIE?
- I THINK SO.
863
00:32:40,700 --> 00:32:41,976
- WOULD YOU DOUBLE-CHECK?
864
00:32:42,000 --> 00:32:43,600
- I'LL CALL KIM.
865
00:32:49,333 --> 00:32:53,943
- MY DAUGHTER IS GOING TO MAKE
THE MOST BEAUTIFUL BRIDE, AND...
866
00:32:53,967 --> 00:32:55,943
- BEAUTIFUL COUPLE.
- THEY REALLY ARE.
867
00:32:55,967 --> 00:32:57,409
LIKE, THEY'RE LIKE KEN
AND BARBIE.
868
00:32:57,433 --> 00:33:01,109
[phone chiming]
OH, IT'S MY SISTER.
869
00:33:01,133 --> 00:33:03,250
HELLO? I'M GONNA
PUT YOU ON SPEAKER, OKAY?
870
00:33:03,274 --> 00:33:04,743
OKAY.
871
00:33:04,767 --> 00:33:06,076
HI.
872
00:33:06,100 --> 00:33:07,843
- HI. IT'S YOUR BIG DAY.
873
00:33:07,867 --> 00:33:09,276
- I KNOW.
874
00:33:09,300 --> 00:33:10,643
WHAT ARE YOU DOING?
875
00:33:10,667 --> 00:33:12,309
- I'M JUST GETTING READY,
GETTING PORTIA READY.
876
00:33:12,333 --> 00:33:14,250
I STILL DON'T KNOW WHAT TO WEAR,
BUT WHATEVER.
877
00:33:14,274 --> 00:33:16,076
I'LL FIGURE THAT OUT.
878
00:33:16,100 --> 00:33:18,409
BUT WHAT... WHAT DO THE MEN WEAR?
879
00:33:18,433 --> 00:33:21,142
- UM, THE MEN ARE WEARING SUITS,
AND THEN, LIKE, THE PEOPLE
880
00:33:21,166 --> 00:33:23,109
THAT ARE IN THE WEDDING,
OF COURSE, ARE WEARING TUXES.
881
00:33:23,133 --> 00:33:26,276
KYLE, BROOKE IS GETTING MARRIED.
882
00:33:26,300 --> 00:33:27,509
- I CANNOT BELIEVE THIS.
883
00:33:27,533 --> 00:33:28,609
- RIGHT?
- HOW DID THIS HAPPEN?
884
00:33:28,633 --> 00:33:30,279
- I DON'T KNOW. I...
- YEAH.
885
00:33:30,303 --> 00:33:32,910
THEY'RE SO CUTE TOGETHER.
I'M SO EXCITED.
886
00:33:32,934 --> 00:33:34,910
IF YOU NEED ANYTHING, CALL ME.
887
00:33:34,934 --> 00:33:36,943
- OKAY. I LOVE YOU.
888
00:33:36,967 --> 00:33:39,144
- DON'T CRY. YOU'RE GONNA RUIN
YOUR MAKEUP, AND YOUR EYES
889
00:33:39,168 --> 00:33:42,476
ARE GONNA BE SWOLLEN. - I KNOW.
890
00:33:42,500 --> 00:33:45,276
- MOM IS WITH YOU TODAY,
WATCHING OVER EVERYTHING,
891
00:33:45,300 --> 00:33:47,109
AND DAD.
892
00:33:47,133 --> 00:33:49,409
- I KNOW.
- I KNOW IT'S BROOKE'S WEDDING,
893
00:33:49,433 --> 00:33:52,176
BUT IT'S ALSO KIM'S TIME
TO SHINE.
894
00:33:52,200 --> 00:33:54,242
SHE'S HAPPY AND SOBER.
895
00:33:54,266 --> 00:33:56,242
SHE IS THE MOTHER OF THE BRIDE,
896
00:33:56,266 --> 00:33:57,910
AND THIS IS HER BIG DAY.
897
00:33:57,934 --> 00:34:00,049
OKAY, I LOVE YOU. GO BACK
TO DOING YOUR HAIR AND MAKEUP.
898
00:34:00,073 --> 00:34:01,409
I'LL SEE YOU IN A WHILE.
I LOVE YOU SO MUCH.
899
00:34:01,433 --> 00:34:02,780
- ALL RIGHT. I LOVE YOU.
I'LL SEE YOU IN A WHILE.
900
00:34:02,804 --> 00:34:04,147
- BYE.
- LOVE YOU, LOVE YOU.
901
00:34:04,171 --> 00:34:05,176
- BYE.
902
00:34:05,200 --> 00:34:06,500
[Portia giggles]
903
00:34:08,633 --> 00:34:11,403
OKAY, YOU NEED TO WASH
YOUR HAIR, MISSY.
904
00:34:16,734 --> 00:34:18,011
SO DID YOU LIKE NO NECKLACE
905
00:34:18,035 --> 00:34:20,747
OR THIS NECKLACE
WITH THE DIAMOND EARRINGS?
906
00:34:20,771 --> 00:34:21,976
- THAT'S MY FAVORITE NECKLACE.
907
00:34:22,000 --> 00:34:23,776
CAN I HAVE THAT
WHEN YOU'RE OLDER?
908
00:34:23,800 --> 00:34:25,509
- WHEN I DIE?
JUST SAY IT, ALEXIA.
909
00:34:25,533 --> 00:34:27,679
- [laughing]
- YOU ALMOST JUST SAID IT...
910
00:34:27,703 --> 00:34:29,970
YEAH, "CAN I HAVE THAT NECKLACE
WHEN YOU DIE?"
911
00:34:32,400 --> 00:34:33,876
- DO YOU REMEMBER
WHEN I MET YOU,
912
00:34:33,900 --> 00:34:36,743
AND YOU WORE
THOSE GOLD GO-GO SHORTS
913
00:34:36,767 --> 00:34:40,009
AND THOSE LITTLE GO-GO BOOTS
FOR, LIKE THREE YEARS?
914
00:34:40,033 --> 00:34:42,576
REMEMBER... HI. - HI.
915
00:34:42,600 --> 00:34:43,776
- ARE YOU READY FOR TODAY?
916
00:34:43,800 --> 00:34:46,009
- YEAH. HOW ABOUT YOURSELF?
917
00:34:46,033 --> 00:34:48,009
HEY.
- WELL, I'VE BEEN CRYING A LOT.
918
00:34:48,033 --> 00:34:49,647
- YOU LOOK SO...
WE'VE ALREADY CRIED.
919
00:34:49,671 --> 00:34:51,276
- YOU HAVE?
- YOU LOOK SO HANDSOME.
920
00:34:51,300 --> 00:34:52,376
- OH, RIGHT.
921
00:34:52,400 --> 00:34:54,376
- YOU DO.
- TALKED TO BROOKE.
922
00:34:54,400 --> 00:34:55,976
SHE'S EXCITED.
- I JUST TALKED TO HER.
923
00:34:56,000 --> 00:34:57,176
I JUST... - DID YOU?
924
00:34:57,200 --> 00:35:02,109
- STARTED TO CRY AGAIN, SO...
925
00:35:02,133 --> 00:35:04,042
I KNOW OUR MOMS ARE...
926
00:35:04,066 --> 00:35:06,242
- THEY'RE HERE WATCHING STUFF.
927
00:35:06,266 --> 00:35:08,943
- SEEING MONTY ALL DRESSED
IN HIS TUX,
928
00:35:08,967 --> 00:35:11,509
HE ALMOST LOOKED
LIKE WHEN WE WERE KIDS AGAIN,
929
00:35:11,533 --> 00:35:16,376
WHEN WE WERE LIKE...
18, 19 YEARS OLD.
930
00:35:16,400 --> 00:35:21,643
I'LL NEVER FORGET THAT MOMENT
EVER FOR THE REST OF MY LIFE.
931
00:35:21,667 --> 00:35:22,843
- WELL, AT LEAST
IT'S THE FIRST TIME
932
00:35:22,867 --> 00:35:25,343
I GIVE AWAY A BRIDE
INSTEAD OF MARRYING ONE.
933
00:35:25,367 --> 00:35:28,967
- YOU KNOW WHAT THEY SAY...
FATHER IS A GIRL'S FIRST LOVE.
934
00:35:32,734 --> 00:35:34,751
- IT'S TRUE,
LIKE, MONTY WOULD COME HOME,
935
00:35:34,775 --> 00:35:39,127
AND SHE'D LIGHT UP LIKE
A LITTLE CHRISTMAS TREE FOR YOU.
936
00:35:40,667 --> 00:35:43,543
- MOM, DO YOU THINK I SHOULD
LEAVE MY HAIR DOWN LIKE THIS,
937
00:35:43,567 --> 00:35:44,976
OR DO YOU THINK
I SHOULD PUT IT UP IN A BUN?
938
00:35:45,000 --> 00:35:47,209
- I THINK THE CURLS DOWN,
ACTUALLY, TODAY.
939
00:35:47,233 --> 00:35:48,409
THEY LOOK REALLY BEAUTIFUL.
940
00:35:48,433 --> 00:35:50,550
LEAVE THEM LIKE THAT.
- HOW COME NOT A BUN?
941
00:35:50,574 --> 00:35:53,776
- I'LL DO IT.
942
00:35:53,800 --> 00:35:55,009
- THANKS, SOPHIA.
943
00:35:55,033 --> 00:35:57,676
- YOU'RE WELCOME.
- [laughing]
944
00:35:57,700 --> 00:35:59,309
- WELL, THAT'S JUST GONNA
TAKE MORE TIME,
945
00:35:59,333 --> 00:36:01,176
AND WE'RE RUNNING BEHIND.
946
00:36:01,200 --> 00:36:02,609
[sighs]
947
00:36:02,633 --> 00:36:06,579
BEING ON TIME IS VERY DIFFICULT
WHEN YOU HAVE FOUR DAUGHTERS.
948
00:36:06,603 --> 00:36:07,910
DID YOU GUYS TAKE MY RAZOR?
949
00:36:07,934 --> 00:36:09,611
- YEAH, I WAS JUST USING IT.
- WHERE IS IT?
950
00:36:09,635 --> 00:36:10,976
- OH, I DIDN'T... I DON'T KNOW.
951
00:36:11,000 --> 00:36:12,910
- I'M NOT LIKING THE WAY
MY HAIR'S TURNING OUT RIGHT NOW.
952
00:36:12,934 --> 00:36:14,279
- I DON'T LIKE MY HAIR,
953
00:36:14,303 --> 00:36:17,476
I DON'T LIKE MY DRESS,
MY SHOES HURT, SHE STOLE MY TOP.
954
00:36:17,500 --> 00:36:18,776
WHO TOOK MY CHANEL EYELINER?
955
00:36:18,800 --> 00:36:20,509
THERE'S A LOT OF STUFF
GOING ON AROUND HERE.
956
00:36:20,533 --> 00:36:22,073
OKAY, GUYS,
WE REALLY HAVE TO GO.
957
00:36:33,033 --> 00:36:35,242
- THANK YOU.
[cheers and applause]
958
00:36:35,266 --> 00:36:36,243
HELLO, IT'S NOT THE RIGHT...
959
00:36:36,267 --> 00:36:39,176
IT'S THE OTHER ONE. [laughing]
960
00:36:39,200 --> 00:36:41,676
I'VE ATTENDED A COUPLE
OF CEREMONIES
961
00:36:41,700 --> 00:36:43,409
ON THE HOLLYWOOD WALK OF FAME.
962
00:36:43,433 --> 00:36:45,142
HI, GUYS.
963
00:36:45,166 --> 00:36:47,910
BUT I FEEL MUCH MORE IN
MY ELEMENT
964
00:36:47,934 --> 00:36:50,648
AT THE PALM SPRINGS ONE
THAN AT THE HOLLYWOOD ONE.
965
00:36:50,672 --> 00:36:52,609
THOUGH I'M IN MY ELEMENT
AT THE HOLLYWOOD ONE.
966
00:36:52,633 --> 00:36:54,047
I'M JUST IN MY ELEMENT.
967
00:36:54,071 --> 00:36:57,209
IF THERE'S A STAR BEING
PRESENTED, I'M IN MY ELEMENT.
968
00:36:57,233 --> 00:36:58,976
LET'S JUST SAY THAT.
969
00:36:59,000 --> 00:37:00,676
- OH, WOW.
970
00:37:00,700 --> 00:37:02,009
EVERYBODY'S WEARING PINK.
971
00:37:02,033 --> 00:37:06,643
THAT IS THE CUTEST THING EVER.
972
00:37:06,667 --> 00:37:08,276
OH, LORD.
973
00:37:08,300 --> 00:37:11,376
- LADIES AND GENTLEMEN,
PLEASE GIVE A WARM WELCOME
974
00:37:11,400 --> 00:37:14,876
TO THE LADY OF THE HOUR,
LISA VANDERPUMP.
975
00:37:14,900 --> 00:37:17,447
- SO GOOD TO SEE YOU.
OH, LOOK AT YOU.
976
00:37:17,471 --> 00:37:21,476
- AHH!
- THANK YOU FOR WEARING PINK.
977
00:37:21,500 --> 00:37:22,810
- LADIES AND GENTLEMEN,
978
00:37:22,834 --> 00:37:25,609
PLEASE MAKE WELCOME, GIGGY.
979
00:37:25,633 --> 00:37:29,543
[cheers and applause]
980
00:37:29,567 --> 00:37:30,843
- OH, GIGGY.
981
00:37:30,867 --> 00:37:34,142
- AND LISA'S HUSBAND, KEN TODD.
982
00:37:34,166 --> 00:37:36,643
- IF I WAS KEN,
I'D BE LIKE, "WHAT THE [bleep]?"
983
00:37:36,667 --> 00:37:39,509
IT'S JUST LIKE, "THE DOG'S
INTRODUCED BEFORE ME?"
984
00:37:39,533 --> 00:37:41,247
BUT I THINK IN KEN'S MIND,
985
00:37:41,271 --> 00:37:44,209
HE EVEN PUTS THE LITTLE SEX
MONSTER BEFORE HIMSELF.
986
00:37:44,233 --> 00:37:47,509
SO I GUESS HE'S NOT GONNA
EVEN NOTICE IT.
987
00:37:47,533 --> 00:37:48,910
- GOOD MORNING, EVERYONE.
988
00:37:48,934 --> 00:37:51,751
WELCOME TO OUR STAR CEREMONY
THIS MORNING.
989
00:37:51,775 --> 00:37:56,843
TODAY, WE'RE HERE TO HONOR NOTED
TELEVISION PERSONALITY, AUTHOR,
990
00:37:56,867 --> 00:38:00,876
AND HUMANITARIAN,
LISA VANDERPUMP.
991
00:38:00,900 --> 00:38:03,042
[cheers and applause]
992
00:38:03,066 --> 00:38:04,076
LADIES AND GENTLEMEN,
993
00:38:04,100 --> 00:38:06,676
PLEASE WELCOME, MR. LANCE BASS.
994
00:38:06,700 --> 00:38:09,676
- OH, WHAT ARE YOU GONNA SAY?
995
00:38:09,700 --> 00:38:11,109
- HELLO, PALM SPRINGS.
996
00:38:11,133 --> 00:38:13,076
[applause, shouting]
997
00:38:13,100 --> 00:38:15,676
I'VE NOW OFFICIALLY DONE
A WHITE T-SHIRT CONTEST,
998
00:38:15,700 --> 00:38:18,910
SO EXCUSE THE NIPPLES
COMING OUT OF IT.
999
00:38:18,934 --> 00:38:20,176
I AM TRULY PROUD
1000
00:38:20,200 --> 00:38:23,209
AND HONORED TODAY
TO HONOR THIS WOMAN RIGHT HERE.
1001
00:38:23,233 --> 00:38:25,947
SHE HAS QUICKLY BECOME ONE
OF AMERICA'S SWEETHEARTS,
1002
00:38:25,971 --> 00:38:28,643
BUT UNLIKE SO MANY OTHERS
IN HER POSITION,
1003
00:38:28,667 --> 00:38:30,643
SHE HAS USED HER PLATFORM
TO ACTIVELY SUPPORT
1004
00:38:30,667 --> 00:38:33,643
AND RAISE OUR COMMUNITY,
THE LGBT COMMUNITY,
1005
00:38:33,667 --> 00:38:36,476
WHICH IS BASICALLY KIND
OF PALM SPRINGS, TOO.
1006
00:38:36,500 --> 00:38:38,343
[laughter]
1007
00:38:38,367 --> 00:38:40,443
LISA, CONGRATULATIONS, MY LOVE.
- THANK YOU, DARLING.
1008
00:38:40,467 --> 00:38:41,810
- YOU'RE THE BEST.
- THANK YOU.
1009
00:38:41,834 --> 00:38:43,879
PALM SPRINGS HAS BEEN
VERY KIND TO ME
1010
00:38:43,903 --> 00:38:45,276
AND REALLY EMBRACED ME.
1011
00:38:45,300 --> 00:38:47,647
THIS STAR IS LIKE THE ICING
ON THE CAKE, REALLY,
1012
00:38:47,671 --> 00:38:51,343
AND I ACCEPT IT HUMBLY
AND WITH SUCH GRATITUDE.
1013
00:38:51,367 --> 00:38:54,042
THANK YOU TO ALL OF YOU SO MUCH.
1014
00:38:54,066 --> 00:38:55,609
I KNOW IT'S UNBEARABLY HOT,
1015
00:38:55,633 --> 00:38:57,850
AND I REALLY
APPRECIATE YOU COMING OUT.
1016
00:38:57,874 --> 00:39:00,643
I NEVER THOUGHT
IN MY WILDEST DREAMS
1017
00:39:00,667 --> 00:39:04,144
THAT I WOULD ACTUALLY EVER GET
TO LIE NEXT TO SONNY BONO,
1018
00:39:04,168 --> 00:39:06,009
SO THANK YOU. [laughs]
1019
00:39:06,033 --> 00:39:07,943
- ON THE COUNT OF THREE.
1020
00:39:07,967 --> 00:39:12,343
ONE, TWO, THREE.
1021
00:39:12,367 --> 00:39:14,976
All: WHOO!
1022
00:39:15,000 --> 00:39:18,142
[overlapping chatter]
1023
00:39:18,166 --> 00:39:19,996
- THANK YOU SO MUCH.
1024
00:39:22,967 --> 00:39:25,676
- COMING UP...
- YOU LOOK SO GORGEOUS.
1025
00:39:25,700 --> 00:39:31,000
- GOD, WHAT DO I DO?
- TEARS OF JOY, BITTERSWEET.
1026
00:39:32,900 --> 00:39:34,309
- COME ON, ANGEL.
1027
00:39:34,333 --> 00:39:36,347
- OH, MY GOSH, THEY'RE
IMPOSSIBLE TO WALK IN.
1028
00:39:36,371 --> 00:39:38,244
- WELL, HIGH HEELS
ARE NOT EASY, GIRLS.
1029
00:39:38,268 --> 00:39:41,076
- THE PRICE OF BEAUTY.
1030
00:39:41,100 --> 00:39:43,576
- I DON'T KNOW
IF IT'S A NORMAL SISTER THING,
1031
00:39:43,600 --> 00:39:46,176
OR JUST MY SISTERS AND ME,
1032
00:39:46,200 --> 00:39:50,176
BUT IT FEELS
LIKE THIS IS OUR MOMENT.
1033
00:39:50,200 --> 00:39:53,047
ALEXIA, SEE HOW CUTE THIS IS?
BROOKE HOLDING THAYER.
1034
00:39:53,071 --> 00:39:55,176
- IT'S THE CUTEST THING EVER.
1035
00:39:55,200 --> 00:39:57,876
- THAT'S LIKE,
REAL SOUL MATES, RIGHT?
1036
00:39:57,900 --> 00:39:59,076
PORTIA, LOOK AT BROOKIE.
1037
00:39:59,100 --> 00:40:00,476
THEY'LL BE HUSBAND AND WIFE
IN A LITTLE BIT.
1038
00:40:00,500 --> 00:40:01,643
- THAT'S SO CUTE.
1039
00:40:01,667 --> 00:40:03,476
- ISN'T THAT CUTE?
1040
00:40:03,500 --> 00:40:04,947
JUST THINK,
MAYBE THERE'S SOMEONE NOW
1041
00:40:04,971 --> 00:40:06,910
THAT'S GONNA BE YOUR HUSBAND,
JUST LIKE THAT.
1042
00:40:06,934 --> 00:40:09,209
- NO. [laughter]
1043
00:40:09,233 --> 00:40:11,409
- WHEN ONE OF MY DAUGHTERS
GETS MARRIED,
1044
00:40:11,433 --> 00:40:16,009
I AM GOING TO BE SO EXCITED
AND ENJOY EVERY LITTLE MOMENT,
1045
00:40:16,033 --> 00:40:18,409
BUT I'M GOING
TO CRY MY EYES OUT.
1046
00:40:18,433 --> 00:40:20,076
I KNOW MYSELF.
1047
00:40:20,100 --> 00:40:21,343
- OH, MY GOD.
1048
00:40:21,367 --> 00:40:22,743
LOOK AT YOU.
1049
00:40:22,767 --> 00:40:24,776
YOU LOOK SO GORGEOUS.
1050
00:40:24,800 --> 00:40:27,245
- GOD, WHAT DO I DO?
- TEARS OF JOY, BITTERSWEET.
1051
00:40:27,269 --> 00:40:30,176
- OUR MOM IS NOT HERE,
SO WITH THE THREE SISTERS,
1052
00:40:30,200 --> 00:40:32,047
AT DIFFERENT TIMES IN OUR LIVES,
1053
00:40:32,071 --> 00:40:34,543
WE EACH TAKE ON THE MOTHER ROLE.
1054
00:40:34,567 --> 00:40:36,743
- SO LAST NIGHT
AT THE REHEARSAL DINNER,
1055
00:40:36,767 --> 00:40:38,209
I KEPT LOOKING AT YOU.
1056
00:40:38,233 --> 00:40:39,550
- I KNOW.
- BUT YOU DIDN'T HAVE ANY...
1057
00:40:39,574 --> 00:40:41,343
- BECAUSE YOU WERE PERFECT.
1058
00:40:41,367 --> 00:40:42,910
- RIGHT NOW IT'S KATHY,
1059
00:40:42,934 --> 00:40:47,142
SO SHE'S JUST SORT OF STEPPING
IN AND ENJOYING THIS, I THINK.
1060
00:40:47,166 --> 00:40:48,943
- I JUST STARTED
REMEMBERING ALL THESE THINGS,
1061
00:40:48,967 --> 00:40:52,710
LIKE WHEN SHE WAS FIRST BORN,
HOW LONG I WAITED FOR HER,
1062
00:40:52,734 --> 00:40:55,611
AND THE FIRST TIME SHE
STOOD AT THE EDGE OF THE CRIB
1063
00:40:55,635 --> 00:40:58,150
AND I REALIZED, LIKE,
SHE WAS STANDING ON HER OWN.
1064
00:40:58,174 --> 00:41:01,843
AND I'M VERY HAPPY
TO HAVE MY SISTERS WITH ME.
1065
00:41:01,867 --> 00:41:06,242
THIS IS ONE OF THE MOST
IMPORTANT DAYS...
1066
00:41:06,266 --> 00:41:07,509
OF MY WHOLE LIFE.
1067
00:41:07,533 --> 00:41:09,276
- ARE YOU READY?
YOU CAN DO THIS.
1068
00:41:09,300 --> 00:41:10,847
- I'M NOT SURE...
- TAKE A DEEP BREATH.
1069
00:41:10,871 --> 00:41:12,697
TAKE A DEEP BREATH. - OKAY.
1070
00:41:18,367 --> 00:41:22,276
- ON DAYS LIKE TODAY, WHEN
YOUR DAUGHTER'S GETTING MARRIED,
1071
00:41:22,300 --> 00:41:26,142
YOU ALL OF THE SUDDEN FLASH
BACK TO THE FIRST TIME
1072
00:41:26,166 --> 00:41:30,543
YOU EVER LAID EYES ON THEM,
THE FIRST TIME THEY WALK, TALK,
1073
00:41:30,567 --> 00:41:32,376
SAY MAMA.
1074
00:41:32,400 --> 00:41:38,209
AND THEN ALL OF THE SUDDEN,
THEY'RE WALKING DOWN THAT AISLE,
1075
00:41:38,233 --> 00:41:41,743
AND YOU KNOW YOUR...
1076
00:41:41,767 --> 00:41:44,076
THEIR WHOLE LIFE
IS ABOUT TO CHANGE.
1077
00:41:44,100 --> 00:41:46,746
- I SUBMIT TO YOU TODAY
TWO HEARTS SO CLOSE,
1078
00:41:46,770 --> 00:41:50,144
IT'S HARD TO TELL WHERE ONE ENDS
AND THE OTHER BEGINS.
1079
00:41:50,168 --> 00:41:52,710
SO MAKE NO MISTAKE,
WE ARE GATHERED HERE TONIGHT
1080
00:41:52,734 --> 00:41:55,943
NOT TO WITNESS THE BEGINNING
OF SOMETHING.
1081
00:41:55,967 --> 00:41:59,176
WE'RE HERE TO WITNESS SOMETHING
THAT HAS ALREADY BEGUN.
1082
00:41:59,200 --> 00:42:01,843
- BROOKE WAS THE FIRST TIME
1083
00:42:01,867 --> 00:42:04,044
I'D EVER CRIED
BECAUSE I WAS HAPPY.
1084
00:42:04,068 --> 00:42:05,676
- YOU TWO HAVE RINGS
FOR EACH OTHER?
1085
00:42:05,700 --> 00:42:07,810
- YOU HEAR THOSE WORDS,
"TEARS OF JOY."
1086
00:42:07,834 --> 00:42:09,751
I NEVER UNDERSTOOD
WHAT THEY MEANT
1087
00:42:09,775 --> 00:42:14,843
UNTIL THEY HANDED HER TO ME,
AND I CRIED BECAUSE I WAS HAPPY,
1088
00:42:14,867 --> 00:42:17,443
NOT BECAUSE I WAS SAD.
1089
00:42:17,467 --> 00:42:20,876
- I NOW DECLARE THAYER
AND BROOKE HUSBAND AND WIFE.
1090
00:42:20,900 --> 00:42:23,670
PLEASE SHARE A KISS.
[cheers and applause]
1091
00:42:26,700 --> 00:42:29,847
- NEXT TIME ON THE REAL
HOUSEWIVES OF BEVERLY HILLS...
1092
00:42:29,871 --> 00:42:31,376
- THE HOUSE SOLD.
1093
00:42:31,400 --> 00:42:32,445
- YOUR HOUSE,
OR YOUR PARENTS' HOUSE?
1094
00:42:32,469 --> 00:42:33,444
- MY PARENTS' HOUSE.
- OH.
1095
00:42:33,468 --> 00:42:34,776
- LIKE, THE HOUSE I GREW UP IN.
1096
00:42:34,800 --> 00:42:36,145
THAT'S YOUR CHILDHOOD.
1097
00:42:36,169 --> 00:42:38,076
IT'S LETTING GO
OF YOUR CHILDHOOD.
1098
00:42:38,100 --> 00:42:41,743
- OH, DEAR.
- GOOD.
1099
00:42:41,767 --> 00:42:45,776
- HOW ARE YOU? NICE TO SEE YOU.
- GOOD. THANKS FOR HAVING US.
1100
00:42:45,800 --> 00:42:47,447
- WHEN MY FRIENDS
ARE NOT GETTING ALONG,
1101
00:42:47,471 --> 00:42:48,843
I WILL INVITE BOTH,
1102
00:42:48,867 --> 00:42:50,176
AND WHOEVER DOESN'T WANT TO COME
DOESN'T HAVE TO COME.
1103
00:42:50,200 --> 00:42:51,647
- I'M NOT CRYING.
DON'T THINK I'M CRYING.
1104
00:42:51,671 --> 00:42:52,743
- NO, BUT YOU NEVER CRY.
1105
00:42:52,767 --> 00:42:54,409
- OH, YEAH, RIGHT.
1106
00:42:54,433 --> 00:42:56,743
REMEMBER PUERTO RICO?
1107
00:42:56,767 --> 00:42:59,343
- BRANDI SHOULD UNDERSTAND
THAT NOTHING'S CHANGED.
1108
00:42:59,367 --> 00:43:02,576
- MY LIFE DOES NOT REVOLVE
AROUND LISA VANDERPUMP.
1109
00:43:02,600 --> 00:43:06,000
- TO LEARN MORE ABOUT THE
HOUSEWIVES, GO TO BRAVOTV.COM.
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