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These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:03,467 --> 00:00:05,543 - PREVIOUSLY ON THE REAL HOUSEWIVES OF BEVERLY HILLS... 2 00:00:05,567 --> 00:00:07,609 - EILEEN, HOW ARE YOU? 3 00:00:07,633 --> 00:00:09,547 EILEEN AND I HAVE ALWAYS CONNECTED 4 00:00:09,571 --> 00:00:12,609 BECAUSE I THINK WE BOTH RESPECT EACH OTHER'S HUSTLE. 5 00:00:12,633 --> 00:00:13,848 ARE YOU GOING BACK TO YOUNG AND THE RESTLESS? 6 00:00:13,872 --> 00:00:15,109 - I'M GOING BACK TO YOUNG AND THE RESTLESS. 7 00:00:15,133 --> 00:00:17,242 - I AM SO HAPPY FOR YOU. 8 00:00:17,266 --> 00:00:18,509 - WE JUST FOUND OUT TODAY. 9 00:00:18,533 --> 00:00:20,247 IT'S NOT JUST LUNG CANCER ANYMORE. 10 00:00:20,271 --> 00:00:23,443 WE'VE JUST DONE EVERYTHING WE CAN TO MAKE SURE THAT MONTY 11 00:00:23,467 --> 00:00:25,476 IS STRONG ENOUGH FOR BROOKE'S WEDDING. 12 00:00:25,500 --> 00:00:26,776 - OKAY, HERE'S ANOTHER ONE. 13 00:00:26,800 --> 00:00:28,343 - [sniffles] 14 00:00:28,367 --> 00:00:31,044 - YOU'RE GONNA GET A STAR IN PALM SPRINGS? 15 00:00:31,068 --> 00:00:32,142 - YES. YES. 16 00:00:32,166 --> 00:00:33,343 - THAT'S FABULOUS. 17 00:00:33,367 --> 00:00:36,509 - COME WITH ME. 18 00:00:36,533 --> 00:00:38,343 All: WHOO! 19 00:00:38,367 --> 00:00:40,009 [phone ringing] 20 00:00:40,033 --> 00:00:41,876 [background chatter] 21 00:00:41,900 --> 00:00:43,109 - HELLO? 22 00:00:43,133 --> 00:00:46,242 DAVID TOLD ME THAT BELLA HAD GOTTEN A DUI. 23 00:00:46,266 --> 00:00:48,976 I ALREADY LOST MY DAD IN A CAR ACCIDENT. 24 00:00:49,000 --> 00:00:51,776 LIKE, I CAN'T... I CAN'T EVEN... 25 00:00:51,800 --> 00:00:53,976 THAT'S SUCH BAD JUDGMENT TO GET INTO A CAR. 26 00:00:54,000 --> 00:00:55,910 THAT WORRIES ME THE MOST. 27 00:00:55,934 --> 00:00:57,509 - YOLANDA? 28 00:00:57,533 --> 00:00:59,509 IS EVERYTHING OKAY? 29 00:00:59,533 --> 00:01:01,209 [dramatic music] 30 00:01:01,233 --> 00:01:06,176 - THROW ME TO THE WOLVES, AND I SHALL RETURN LEADING THE PACK. 31 00:01:06,200 --> 00:01:10,743 - CHARACTER ISN'T WHAT YOU HAVE, IT'S WHO YOU ARE. 32 00:01:10,767 --> 00:01:12,076 - YOU'VE HEARD A LOT ABOUT ME, 33 00:01:12,100 --> 00:01:16,242 BUT IT'S ONLY TRUE WHEN IT COMES FROM MY LIPS. 34 00:01:16,266 --> 00:01:20,876 - I'M NOT A BITCH, BUT I'VE PLAYED ONE ON TV. 35 00:01:20,900 --> 00:01:22,710 - I'VE BEEN RICH, AND I'VE BEEN FAMOUS, 36 00:01:22,734 --> 00:01:26,309 BUT HAPPINESS BEATS THEM BOTH. 37 00:01:26,333 --> 00:01:30,876 - I'D RATHER SPEND MY LIFE KICKING ASS THAN KISSING IT. 38 00:01:30,900 --> 00:01:34,170 - PLANES AND YACHTS ARE NICE, BUT MY HAPPINESS STARTS AT HOME. 39 00:01:43,633 --> 00:01:45,673 THERE HE GOES, PORTIA. THERE GOES YOUR DADDY. 40 00:01:47,700 --> 00:01:50,109 YOUR DADDY'S A GOOD SKIER. HE CAN GO ON ONE SKI. 41 00:01:50,133 --> 00:01:51,209 YOU WANT TO TRY THAT? 42 00:01:51,233 --> 00:01:52,743 - NOT TODAY. 43 00:01:52,767 --> 00:01:54,897 - NOT TODAY, HUH? 44 00:01:56,967 --> 00:01:59,576 I KNEW THAT SOMETHING WAS WRONG WITH YOLANDA. 45 00:01:59,600 --> 00:02:01,142 IS EVERYTHING OKAY? 46 00:02:01,166 --> 00:02:02,609 WHEN I WENT TO HER ROOM, 47 00:02:02,633 --> 00:02:04,150 SHE WAS ON THE PHONE WITH DAVID... 48 00:02:04,174 --> 00:02:05,209 - OKAY, BYE. 49 00:02:05,233 --> 00:02:07,042 - IS EVERYTHING OKAY? 50 00:02:07,066 --> 00:02:10,076 WHO WAS TELLING HER THAT BELLA HAD BEEN ARRESTED WITH A DUI. 51 00:02:10,100 --> 00:02:13,276 I KNOW THERE'S NOTHING I CAN DO OR SAY TO MAKE THINGS BETTER, 52 00:02:13,300 --> 00:02:14,576 BUT I KNOW THAT SHE HAS BEEN 53 00:02:14,600 --> 00:02:18,100 TEXTING AND GETTING UPDATES FROM DAVID AND MOHAMED. 54 00:02:21,233 --> 00:02:24,579 - ALL I KNOW IS THAT I NEED TO GET HOME AS FAST AS I CAN, 55 00:02:24,603 --> 00:02:27,376 AND THERE IS NO FLIGHT UNTIL TOMORROW MORNING. 56 00:02:27,400 --> 00:02:29,776 BELLA WAS AT A FRIEND'S HOUSE, AT THE BEACH HOUSE. 57 00:02:29,800 --> 00:02:31,476 IT'S SUMMER. THAT'S WHAT KIDS DO. 58 00:02:31,500 --> 00:02:33,676 THEY... YOU KNOW, SHE HAD A GLASS OF WINE 59 00:02:33,700 --> 00:02:37,976 AND DECIDED TO GO TO THE GAS STATION AND GOT STOPPED, 60 00:02:38,000 --> 00:02:41,910 AND DAVID WAS CALLED WITH BELLA ASKING HIM TO PICK HER UP. 61 00:02:41,934 --> 00:02:45,381 BELLA HAS BEEN VERY MATURE SINCE THE DAY SHE WAS BORN, 62 00:02:45,405 --> 00:02:52,142 BUT SHE'S AN EXTRAORDINARY PERSON THAT MADE A MISTAKE. 63 00:02:52,166 --> 00:02:54,343 AND... [sniffles] 64 00:02:54,367 --> 00:02:56,543 MY CHILDREN KNOW THAT I LOST MY DAD 65 00:02:56,567 --> 00:03:01,543 IN A CAR ACCIDENT, YOU KNOW, SO IT'S JUST... 66 00:03:01,567 --> 00:03:03,142 IT'S A DOUBLE WHAMMY. 67 00:03:03,166 --> 00:03:06,876 IT'S A DOUBLE FEAR THAT I HAVE TO DEAL WITH. 68 00:03:06,900 --> 00:03:09,876 [sniffles] IT MADE ME JUST SCARED, 69 00:03:09,900 --> 00:03:11,242 AND I'M JUST... 70 00:03:11,266 --> 00:03:16,976 I'M MORE WORRIED NOW TO LET HER GO THIS SUMMER. 71 00:03:17,000 --> 00:03:21,976 I'M NOT IN CHARGE ANYMORE OF HER DESTINY AND HER LIFE. 72 00:03:22,000 --> 00:03:25,970 I'M JUST HER MOM. 73 00:03:44,667 --> 00:03:48,297 [whistling] 74 00:03:49,300 --> 00:03:50,743 - HEY. - HI, HONEY. 75 00:03:50,767 --> 00:03:54,076 WHAT KIND OF TEA DID YOU WANT? HOW ABOUT THE SUPER ANTIOXIDANT? 76 00:03:54,100 --> 00:03:55,509 WHAT TIME DID YOU GUYS GO TO BED LAST NIGHT? 77 00:03:55,533 --> 00:03:56,776 - LIKE, 11:30? 78 00:03:56,800 --> 00:03:58,576 PLAYING VIDEO GAMES WITH HIM, IT WAS REALLY FUN. 79 00:03:58,600 --> 00:04:00,009 IT WAS LIKE THE OLD DAYS, 80 00:04:00,033 --> 00:04:01,650 EXCEPT THAT HE ACTUALLY GETS TO PLAY THIS TIME, 81 00:04:01,674 --> 00:04:03,009 INSTEAD OF JUST LETTING ME PLAY. 82 00:04:03,033 --> 00:04:04,848 BUT NOW THE STUDENT HAS SURPASSED THE MASTER, 83 00:04:04,872 --> 00:04:06,409 'CAUSE HE'S WAY BETTER AT IT THAN I AM. 84 00:04:06,433 --> 00:04:08,109 - ANNAMARIE'S MY SISTER CONNIE'S DAUGHTER, 85 00:04:08,133 --> 00:04:10,747 AND SHE LIVED WITH US FOR THREE YEARS AS OUR NANNY. 86 00:04:10,771 --> 00:04:12,710 OH, THAT'S GONNA MAKE ME CRY. 87 00:04:12,734 --> 00:04:14,242 SHE'S MY DAUGHTER I NEVER HAD. 88 00:04:14,266 --> 00:04:15,843 YOU KNOW WHAT? I HAVE A FAVOR TO ASK OF YOU. 89 00:04:15,867 --> 00:04:17,144 I NEED HELP WITH MY LINES. 90 00:04:17,168 --> 00:04:19,376 SO CAN YOU RUN WITH ME LIKE WE USED TO DO? PLEASE? 91 00:04:19,400 --> 00:04:20,576 - OH, LIKE THE GOOD OLD DAYS? - YES. 92 00:04:20,600 --> 00:04:21,943 - I THINK I STILL GOT IT. 93 00:04:21,967 --> 00:04:24,244 - A YEAR AGO, WHEN I TOLD VINCE I WANTED TO QUIT WORKING, 94 00:04:24,268 --> 00:04:25,843 HE WAS LIKE, "GREAT. THAT'S GREAT." 95 00:04:25,867 --> 00:04:27,609 AND THEN I TOOK THE TIME OFF, 96 00:04:27,633 --> 00:04:28,980 AND WE FOUGHT A LOT MORE, ACTUALLY. 97 00:04:29,004 --> 00:04:30,109 WE DID FIGHT. 98 00:04:30,133 --> 00:04:31,509 BECAUSE YOU START WONDERING ABOUT MONEY 99 00:04:31,533 --> 00:04:33,109 AND ALL OF THE SUDDEN THERE BECAME, LIKE, MONEY ISSUES, 100 00:04:33,133 --> 00:04:34,879 WHICH WE'D REALLY NEVER HAD BEFORE 101 00:04:34,903 --> 00:04:36,209 'CAUSE I WAS CONTRIBUTING. 102 00:04:36,233 --> 00:04:38,348 AND THEN WHEN I DECIDED TO GO BACK TO WORK, HE WAS LIKE, 103 00:04:38,372 --> 00:04:39,443 "WHATEVER YOU WANT TO DO, HONEY, 104 00:04:39,467 --> 00:04:42,209 "BUT THAT SOUNDS LIKE A GREAT IDEA. 105 00:04:42,233 --> 00:04:43,710 "BUT YOU DON'T HAVE TO. 106 00:04:43,734 --> 00:04:45,509 BUT WHAT A GREAT IDEA." 107 00:04:45,533 --> 00:04:47,509 ANYWAY, IT'S GOOD. 108 00:04:47,533 --> 00:04:48,880 NO, YOU SIT OVER THERE. I'VE GOT TO SIT ON MY SIDE. 109 00:04:48,904 --> 00:04:50,209 - OH, I'M SORRY, YOUR SIDE. 110 00:04:50,233 --> 00:04:51,450 - SORRY. - WOW. WELL, I CAN BE 111 00:04:51,474 --> 00:04:52,776 ON THE ANY SIDE, THAT'S FINE. 112 00:04:52,800 --> 00:04:54,676 - I HAVE MY OWN LITTLE... - WOULD YOU LIKE ME... 113 00:04:54,700 --> 00:04:56,176 CAN I JUST HOLD IT WHILE WE... - THING. SURE. 114 00:04:56,200 --> 00:04:57,947 IT'S HEAVY, RIGHT? BEING NOMINATED FOR AN EMMY 115 00:04:57,971 --> 00:05:00,443 IS JUST FANTASTIC, TO GET ACKNOWLEDGEMENT LIKE THAT. 116 00:05:00,467 --> 00:05:03,843 [softly] HE WAS ALL OVER ME. 117 00:05:03,867 --> 00:05:05,776 HE WAS EVERYWHERE. 118 00:05:05,800 --> 00:05:08,710 WINNING IS, UM... SLIGHTLY BETTER. 119 00:05:08,734 --> 00:05:10,876 [chuckles] 120 00:05:10,900 --> 00:05:12,376 I FORGOT TO GET THE PLAQUE FOR IT. 121 00:05:12,400 --> 00:05:14,447 - OH, LIKE... WE'LL JUST, LIKE, STEAL IT FROM SOMEBODY ELSE? 122 00:05:14,471 --> 00:05:16,609 - YES, EXACTLY. - LIKE, "SORRY, ELLEN. 123 00:05:16,633 --> 00:05:18,479 THIS IS MINE." WHAT'S HAPPENING? 124 00:05:18,503 --> 00:05:20,346 WHAT... WHAT ARE WE DOING? - OH, ASHLEY HAS 125 00:05:20,370 --> 00:05:22,776 A FABULOUS NEW PRODUCT THAT SHE'S INVENTED, 126 00:05:22,800 --> 00:05:25,045 SO SHE'S GONNA HIRE THIS GUY, STITCH, 127 00:05:25,069 --> 00:05:27,676 THAT'S GOT A DUBIOUS BACKGROUND. OKAY, WAIT. 128 00:05:27,700 --> 00:05:29,209 - STITCH, THE MAN WITH A DUBIOUS BACKGROUND. 129 00:05:29,233 --> 00:05:31,450 - AND HE'S CALLED STITCH BECAUSE HE'S A DOCTOR. 130 00:05:31,474 --> 00:05:34,376 OKAY. ABBY, WE'RE REPRESENTING JABOT NOW. 131 00:05:34,400 --> 00:05:36,276 YOU CAN'T THROW ACCUSATIONS AROUND LIKE THAT. 132 00:05:36,300 --> 00:05:38,145 - IT'S ONLY SLANDER IF IT ISN'T TRUE. 133 00:05:38,169 --> 00:05:40,643 - LET ME HANDLE THIS. THIS SAYS "BEN RUSSELL," 134 00:05:40,667 --> 00:05:44,397 BUT I'VE ALWAYS KNOWN YOU AS BEN RAYBURN. 135 00:05:51,166 --> 00:05:52,242 - DUN DUN DUN... - DON'T DO THAT. 136 00:05:52,266 --> 00:05:53,976 - SOAP OPERA FACE. I'M SORRY. 137 00:05:54,000 --> 00:05:55,710 - THERE'S NO SUCH THING AS A SOAP OPERA FACE. 138 00:05:55,734 --> 00:05:57,448 - WELL, YOU DON'T HAVE ONE. - THANK GOD. 139 00:05:57,472 --> 00:06:00,509 EVERY DAY, I WILL HAVE ANYWHERE FROM 40, 50, 60, 70, 140 00:06:00,533 --> 00:06:02,943 80 PAGES OF DIALOGUE TO MEMORIZE. 141 00:06:02,967 --> 00:06:06,509 THERE'S NO MORE ROOM IN MY BRAIN FOR ANY MORE INFORMATION. 142 00:06:06,533 --> 00:06:08,779 IT'S JUST LIKE... [crunching sounds] 143 00:06:08,803 --> 00:06:11,747 - OKAY. BECAUSE HE STOLE A DEAD PERSON'S IDENTITY 144 00:06:11,771 --> 00:06:13,576 AFTER HE GOT OUT OF PRISON. 145 00:06:13,600 --> 00:06:17,270 WHAT BETTER WAY TO START OVER THAN COMMITTING ANOTHER CRIME? 146 00:06:20,300 --> 00:06:23,176 - I FEEL VERY FORTUNATE TO BE ON A BEAUTIFUL TRIP LIKE THIS. 147 00:06:23,200 --> 00:06:24,710 READY FOR DINNER? - I AM. 148 00:06:24,734 --> 00:06:26,534 - LET'S GO FOR DINNER. 149 00:06:27,967 --> 00:06:29,576 - WHERE ARE MY KIDS? 150 00:06:29,600 --> 00:06:31,776 ALEXIA, THAT'S A PRETTY DRESS. 151 00:06:31,800 --> 00:06:36,109 WE HAVE SOME STEAKS COMING TONIGHT, SOME BEEF. 152 00:06:36,133 --> 00:06:38,680 SO YOLANDA, YOU READY TO HEAD BACK HOME? 153 00:06:38,704 --> 00:06:39,970 - I CAN'T WAIT. 154 00:06:42,033 --> 00:06:45,250 - MAURICIO AND I ARE JUST TRYING TO PUT ON A HAPPY FACE 155 00:06:45,274 --> 00:06:47,409 AND KIND OF DISTRACT YOLANDA 156 00:06:47,433 --> 00:06:49,979 UNTIL SHE CAN GET OFF THE BOAT AND GET HOME TO BELLA. 157 00:06:50,003 --> 00:06:51,343 - THERE'S JUST NOTHING LIKE HOME. 158 00:06:51,367 --> 00:06:52,910 - YOU KNOW, IF I HAD MY KIDS HERE, IT'D BE DIFFERENT. 159 00:06:52,934 --> 00:06:54,081 - DIFFERENT STORY, FOR SURE. 160 00:06:54,105 --> 00:06:57,009 - I'M JUST TRYING TO KEEP IT TOGETHER 161 00:06:57,033 --> 00:07:01,543 AND NOT HAVE A TOTAL BLOWN-OUT, YOU KNOW, MELTDOWN. 162 00:07:01,567 --> 00:07:02,643 OH, THANK YOU. 163 00:07:02,667 --> 00:07:04,543 - OH, WOW. - I'M SO HAPPY. 164 00:07:04,567 --> 00:07:07,676 I CAN'T DO THAT IN FRONT OF KYLE AND THE CHILDREN. 165 00:07:07,700 --> 00:07:10,647 YOU KNOW, I'M ON THEIR BOAT IN THEIR ENVIRONMENT 166 00:07:10,671 --> 00:07:11,943 WITH THEIR FAMILY, 167 00:07:11,967 --> 00:07:14,910 AND I JUST GOT THE WORST NEWS ABOUT MY OWN CHILD, 168 00:07:14,934 --> 00:07:18,509 AND IT'S... IT'S A TERRIBLE FEELING. 169 00:07:18,533 --> 00:07:20,309 YOU GUYS LIKED THE CATHEDRAL TODAY? 170 00:07:20,333 --> 00:07:21,278 - YEAH. - BEAUTIFUL. 171 00:07:21,302 --> 00:07:22,277 - AMAZING, RIGHT? 172 00:07:22,301 --> 00:07:23,676 - WHEN WE DO OUR TRIPS, 173 00:07:23,700 --> 00:07:24,876 I DO A DIFFERENT PLACE EVERY TIME 'CAUSE I WANT MY... 174 00:07:24,900 --> 00:07:26,176 - YEAH. - I WANT MY CHILDREN 175 00:07:26,200 --> 00:07:28,409 TO SEE EVERYTHING. IT'S SCARY BEING A PARENT. 176 00:07:28,433 --> 00:07:30,743 YOU THINK, "OH, I'VE SET THE BEST EXAMPLE. 177 00:07:30,767 --> 00:07:31,810 I'VE TAUGHT THEM EVERYTHING." 178 00:07:31,834 --> 00:07:34,509 BUT, YOU KNOW, 179 00:07:34,533 --> 00:07:35,810 YOU CAN'T ALWAYS BE THERE WITH THEM. 180 00:07:35,834 --> 00:07:37,142 - CHEERS, GUYS. - CHEERS. 181 00:07:37,166 --> 00:07:39,076 - CAN I MAKE A TOAST? THANK YOU GUYS FOR HAVING ME. 182 00:07:39,100 --> 00:07:40,276 - CHEERS. - CHEERS TO YOLANDA. 183 00:07:40,300 --> 00:07:42,176 - IT'S A PLEASURE. - CHEERS TO YOLANDA. 184 00:07:42,200 --> 00:07:43,670 [glasses clinking] 185 00:07:55,300 --> 00:07:57,076 - MAGDELENA? 186 00:07:57,100 --> 00:07:58,910 - YES, LISA? 187 00:07:58,934 --> 00:08:01,009 - DID YOU WASH GIGGY'S SUIT? 188 00:08:01,033 --> 00:08:02,710 WHY IS HE LIKE THAT? 189 00:08:02,734 --> 00:08:04,743 DID YOU WASH HIM? 190 00:08:04,767 --> 00:08:05,810 HE... YOU WASHED HIM? 191 00:08:05,834 --> 00:08:07,609 - YE... YEAH. - OKAY. 192 00:08:07,633 --> 00:08:09,476 OH, I MEANT WASH HIS SUIT. 193 00:08:09,500 --> 00:08:11,047 [Giggy whimpers] - THE TEETH, TOO. 194 00:08:11,071 --> 00:08:12,476 - OKAY. - MM-HMM. 195 00:08:12,500 --> 00:08:14,276 - OKAY, THANK YOU. - YOU'RE WELCOME. 196 00:08:14,300 --> 00:08:17,546 - YOU DIDN'T NEED A BATH, DID YOU, YOU SILLY BOY? 197 00:08:17,570 --> 00:08:20,176 I BETTER NEVER ASK HER TO WASH KEN'S CLOTHES. 198 00:08:20,200 --> 00:08:21,447 I DON'T WANT TO SEE HER WALK IN 199 00:08:21,471 --> 00:08:24,044 WITH KEN IN A TOWEL NAKED, THAT'S FOR SURE. 200 00:08:24,068 --> 00:08:26,976 GIMME YOUR LITTLE HEAD. 201 00:08:27,000 --> 00:08:28,710 THAT FEELS BETTER, DOESN'T IT? 202 00:08:28,734 --> 00:08:30,209 POOR LITTLE MAN. 203 00:08:30,233 --> 00:08:33,676 I HAVE BEEN SELECTED TO RECEIVE A STAR 204 00:08:33,700 --> 00:08:35,810 ON THE WALK OF STARS IN PALM SPRINGS. 205 00:08:35,834 --> 00:08:37,211 SO WHERE WOULD IT BE HERE? 206 00:08:37,235 --> 00:08:39,879 - I WOULD SUGGEST RIGHT BY SONNY ON EITHER SIDE. 207 00:08:39,903 --> 00:08:41,976 YOU'LL BE IN WONDERFUL COMPANY HERE. 208 00:08:42,000 --> 00:08:44,376 NANCY SINATRA IS RIGHT THERE. 209 00:08:44,400 --> 00:08:46,910 DEBBIE REYNOLDS IS RIGHT HERE. 210 00:08:46,934 --> 00:08:48,681 - YOU'RE COMING TO PALM SPRINGS. 211 00:08:48,705 --> 00:08:51,600 YOU DESERVE A STAR WAY MORE THAN I DO. 212 00:08:57,934 --> 00:09:00,176 - LET'S SEE. WHAT DO I NEED? 213 00:09:00,200 --> 00:09:02,570 AY-YI-YI. IT'S GONNA BE HOT. 214 00:09:04,900 --> 00:09:06,042 DELILAH? 215 00:09:06,066 --> 00:09:09,710 IS THIS YOUR T-SHIRT, OR IS THIS MINE? 216 00:09:09,734 --> 00:09:12,047 - I MEAN, I'LL HAVE IT. Both: [chuckling] 217 00:09:12,071 --> 00:09:14,042 - NO, BUT I... - IT'S A LITTLE BIG. 218 00:09:14,066 --> 00:09:15,710 IT COULD BE ONE OF MY FRIEND'S. 219 00:09:15,734 --> 00:09:17,211 - I LIKE IT. I'M GONNA KEEP IT. 220 00:09:17,235 --> 00:09:20,876 I AM MISSING MY BLACK STRAPLESS BRA. 221 00:09:20,900 --> 00:09:22,409 - I KNOW WHERE IT IS. - WOULD YOU PLEASE 222 00:09:22,433 --> 00:09:23,847 GET IT FOR ME? THANK YOU. 223 00:09:23,871 --> 00:09:26,910 I'M TOUCHED THAT LISA INVITED ME TO THE STAR UNVEILING 224 00:09:26,934 --> 00:09:28,448 IN PALM SPRINGS. DELILAH? 225 00:09:28,472 --> 00:09:29,843 I JUST WANT TO BE SUPPORTIVE. 226 00:09:29,867 --> 00:09:31,609 YOU KNOW, I WAS A CHEERLEADER IN HIGH SCHOOL, 227 00:09:31,633 --> 00:09:34,242 AND I WAS A DARN GOOD ONE. 228 00:09:34,266 --> 00:09:35,576 - THIS ONE? 229 00:09:35,600 --> 00:09:38,142 - YES, THANK YOU VERY MUCH. 230 00:09:38,166 --> 00:09:39,843 SHE NEEDS TO EMBRACE THIS. 231 00:09:39,867 --> 00:09:41,876 IT'S FUN. IT'S KITSCHY. 232 00:09:41,900 --> 00:09:43,546 IT'S FABULOUS. I MEAN, COME ON. 233 00:09:43,570 --> 00:09:44,776 THANK YOU FOR FINDING MY BRA. 234 00:09:44,800 --> 00:09:46,509 I DON'T THINK I EVER WOULD HAVE FOUND IT. 235 00:09:46,533 --> 00:09:50,009 I WANT MY OWN STAR ON THE PALM SPRINGS WALK OF FAME. 236 00:09:50,033 --> 00:09:51,509 [chuckles] 237 00:09:51,533 --> 00:09:54,133 I THINK I'M GOOD ENOUGH FOR NOW. 238 00:09:57,200 --> 00:09:59,009 - COME ON. - COMING, DARLING. 239 00:09:59,033 --> 00:10:00,910 I'M JUST BRINGING ALL YOUR BLOODY BAGS. 240 00:10:00,934 --> 00:10:03,643 ALL... ALL FIVE OF THEM. 241 00:10:03,667 --> 00:10:06,209 DARLING, WHAT HAVE YOU GOT IN THESE BAGS, FOR GOD'S SAKE? 242 00:10:06,233 --> 00:10:08,109 - OH, STOP IT. - THEY'RE SO HEAVY. 243 00:10:08,133 --> 00:10:10,280 - YOU KNOW EXACTLY WHAT I'VE GOT IN THOSE BAGS. 244 00:10:10,304 --> 00:10:11,643 IT'S NOTHING. 245 00:10:11,667 --> 00:10:12,843 - JESUS CHRIST. 246 00:10:12,867 --> 00:10:15,009 TELL MAGDELENA AND MARIA TO LOOK AFTER THE KIDS. 247 00:10:15,033 --> 00:10:16,509 - SEE, NOW, DARLING, I WOULDN'T LEAVE YOU BEHIND. 248 00:10:16,533 --> 00:10:17,810 - THANKS. - IT'S GOING TO BE 249 00:10:17,834 --> 00:10:20,343 115 DEGREES IN PALM SPRINGS. 250 00:10:20,367 --> 00:10:21,643 DRIVE SAFELY, ROCED. 251 00:10:21,667 --> 00:10:23,543 I SHOULD PROBABLY GO DOWN IN A STRING BIKINI, 252 00:10:23,567 --> 00:10:25,244 BUT I WOULDN'T BE GETTING AN AWARD FOR ANYTHING 253 00:10:25,268 --> 00:10:27,576 IF I TURNED UP IN A BIKINI, THAT'S FOR SURE. 254 00:10:27,600 --> 00:10:29,176 [goose honking] 255 00:10:29,200 --> 00:10:31,976 - NO BITING. NO BITING. 256 00:10:32,000 --> 00:10:34,546 - HE WAS GIVING YOU A PECK. THAT WAS A KISS. 257 00:10:34,570 --> 00:10:36,743 [goose honks] - OH, JESUS CHRIST. 258 00:10:36,767 --> 00:10:38,343 - COMING UP... 259 00:10:38,367 --> 00:10:40,009 - I'M JUST HAVING A LITTLE KNOT IN MY STOMACH 260 00:10:40,033 --> 00:10:41,910 BECAUSE IT JUST THREW ME OFF. 261 00:10:41,934 --> 00:10:43,474 - IT WAS A TRAGIC MISTAKE. 262 00:10:54,433 --> 00:10:56,409 - WHOO! 263 00:10:56,433 --> 00:10:58,447 - JESSE, I'M GONNA MAKE YOU A SHAKE. 264 00:10:58,471 --> 00:11:00,443 - WHAT? - I'M MAKING YOU A SHAKE. 265 00:11:00,467 --> 00:11:01,609 - 'KAY. - HI, HONEY. 266 00:11:01,633 --> 00:11:02,948 - I WAS MAKING A SHAKE FOR JESSE; I GOT TO GO. 267 00:11:02,972 --> 00:11:04,543 I'M REALLY RUNNING LATE. - OKAY, YOU GO. 268 00:11:04,567 --> 00:11:06,276 I'M GONNA GO, TOO. I'M GONNA TAKE DUKE TO... 269 00:11:06,300 --> 00:11:08,009 - OKAY. - DROP OFF HIS BOOKS, 270 00:11:08,033 --> 00:11:10,050 THEN I'VE GOT THAT LAWYER MEETING. 271 00:11:10,074 --> 00:11:15,242 [blender whirring] 272 00:11:15,266 --> 00:11:16,943 - ALL RIGHT, I HAVE TO GO TO THAT LAWYER MEETING. 273 00:11:16,967 --> 00:11:19,376 [blender whirring] THAT'S AN AWFUL SOUND. 274 00:11:19,400 --> 00:11:21,810 THAT'S THE WORST SOUND IN THE WORLD. 275 00:11:21,834 --> 00:11:23,710 JUST AWFUL. 276 00:11:23,734 --> 00:11:25,948 EXCITED TO GO BACK? - YEAH, I HOPE I GET TO SEE 277 00:11:25,972 --> 00:11:28,044 EVERYBODY... IT SHOULD BE FUN. - OKAY. BYE-BYE. 278 00:11:28,068 --> 00:11:29,043 - BYE. - LOVE YOU. 279 00:11:29,067 --> 00:11:30,109 - LOVE YOU, TOO. 280 00:11:30,133 --> 00:11:31,409 - I'LL SEE YOU LATER. - OKAY. 281 00:11:31,433 --> 00:11:33,009 ONE OF THE BEST THINGS ABOUT BEING ON A SOAP OPERA 282 00:11:33,033 --> 00:11:35,109 IS THAT YOU CAN BRING YOUR CHILD TO WORK WITH YOU. 283 00:11:35,133 --> 00:11:36,476 READY? - YEAH. 284 00:11:36,500 --> 00:11:38,245 - OKAY. I WENT BACK TO WORK 285 00:11:38,269 --> 00:11:39,609 WHEN JESSE WAS TWO MONTHS OLD, 286 00:11:39,633 --> 00:11:41,609 AND HE WAS WITH ME EVERY SINGLE DAY. 287 00:11:41,633 --> 00:11:43,847 HE CRAWLED FOR THE FIRST TIME IN MY DRESSING ROOM. 288 00:11:43,871 --> 00:11:45,609 SO I DIDN'T MISS ANY OF THOSE MILESTONES. 289 00:11:45,633 --> 00:11:47,109 YOU KNOW ANNAMARIE'S COMING TO WORK, RIGHT? 290 00:11:47,133 --> 00:11:50,603 - WAIT, ANNAMARIE'S GOING TO THE GROVE AND TAKING ME OVER? 291 00:11:53,567 --> 00:11:54,943 - IT'S FUN TO BE BACK HERE, HUH? 292 00:11:54,967 --> 00:11:56,609 - YEAH. - REMEMBER YOU USED TO COME HERE 293 00:11:56,633 --> 00:11:58,209 AND RIDE AROUND IN YOUR LITTLE BABY THING 294 00:11:58,233 --> 00:12:00,109 WITH THE ROLLERS, LITTLE WHEELS ON IT? 295 00:12:00,133 --> 00:12:03,776 AND YOU'D SCOOT ALL DOWN THE STUDIO, LIKE, REALLY FAR. 296 00:12:03,800 --> 00:12:05,376 - MM-HMM. YEAH, I GUE... - WHAT A GREAT PLAYGROUND. 297 00:12:05,400 --> 00:12:07,109 JESSE GREW UP AT CBS. 298 00:12:07,133 --> 00:12:09,947 HE SPENT A LOT OF HIS FIRST YEARS IN THE HALLWAY, 299 00:12:09,971 --> 00:12:12,976 YOU KNOW, TURNING THE PRICE IS RIGHT WHEEL AND... 300 00:12:13,000 --> 00:12:14,710 IT WAS... IT WAS HIS PLAYGROUND. 301 00:12:14,734 --> 00:12:17,076 - I REMEMBER THE CBS SMELL. 302 00:12:17,100 --> 00:12:18,810 - THE CBS SMELL, HUH? 303 00:12:18,834 --> 00:12:20,810 I REMEMBER BEING ON SET ACTING, 304 00:12:20,834 --> 00:12:22,810 AND HEARING HIM CRY FAINTLY IN MY DRESSING ROOM, 305 00:12:22,834 --> 00:12:24,451 AND THEN MY MILK CAME IN ON SET. 306 00:12:24,475 --> 00:12:26,976 BUT I JUST KEPT ACTING. [chuckles] 307 00:12:27,000 --> 00:12:28,176 I DON'T KNOW. IT'S JUST ONE OF THOSE THINGS 308 00:12:28,200 --> 00:12:32,376 YOU JUST DO... WORKING MOTHER LACTATING. 309 00:12:32,400 --> 00:12:33,609 - I JUST WANT TO SLEEP. 310 00:12:33,633 --> 00:12:34,943 - TIRED? - YEAH. 311 00:12:34,967 --> 00:12:36,144 - I THINK IT WAS ALL THAT MINECRAFT IN THE CAR. 312 00:12:36,168 --> 00:12:37,242 - HI. - HOW ARE YOU? 313 00:12:37,266 --> 00:12:39,042 - HEY, JESS. - HE SAYS HE'S TIRED, 314 00:12:39,066 --> 00:12:40,776 BUT HE PLAYED MINECRAFT ON THE WAY HERE. 315 00:12:40,800 --> 00:12:41,947 - OKAY, WELL, I GUESS WE'RE NOT GONNA 316 00:12:41,971 --> 00:12:43,509 DO ANYTHING FUN TODAY, THEN. 317 00:12:43,533 --> 00:12:45,109 - I WAS ABLE TO HAVE A GREAT FAMILY LIFE, 318 00:12:45,133 --> 00:12:47,850 AND I'VE HAD SUCH A GREAT CAREER, SO I'M NOT BITTER OR... 319 00:12:47,874 --> 00:12:50,810 OR FEELING LIKE I WASN'T GIVEN A SHOT. 320 00:12:50,834 --> 00:12:52,247 I'M STILL GETTING MY SHOT, 321 00:12:52,271 --> 00:12:54,843 SO I JUST FEEL LIKE THERE'S A LOT TO CELEBRATE. 322 00:12:54,867 --> 00:12:56,843 OKAY, GO. - COME ON, JESSE, LET'S GO. 323 00:12:56,867 --> 00:12:59,227 - BYE, GUYS. LOVE YOU. - I LOVE YOU, TOO. 324 00:13:11,600 --> 00:13:13,045 - I'VE BEEN UP, I'VE BEEN DOWN, 325 00:13:13,069 --> 00:13:14,409 AND I KNOW UP IS BETTER. 326 00:13:14,433 --> 00:13:15,880 SO DO YOU THINK THAT FANCY PARTIES... 327 00:13:15,904 --> 00:13:17,309 - HI, GUYS. - HEY, BABE. 328 00:13:17,333 --> 00:13:19,050 - I THOUGHT THAT YOU'D BE TOO BUSY TO HAVE LUNCH WITH ME, 329 00:13:19,074 --> 00:13:20,776 I'LL BRING THE LUNCH TO YOU. 330 00:13:20,800 --> 00:13:22,576 - DO YOU NEED A HAND WITH THIS? - NO, IT'S OKAY. I GOT IT. 331 00:13:22,600 --> 00:13:23,976 - IF YOU GUYS WANT TO DO ANOTHER VOCAL 332 00:13:24,000 --> 00:13:25,710 OVER THAT LITTLE BLUES... DID YOU RECORD THE BLUES? 333 00:13:25,734 --> 00:13:27,804 - UH-HUH. - I'M THE KIND OF PERSON... 334 00:13:29,767 --> 00:13:31,643 I NEED TO DIGEST THINGS. 335 00:13:31,667 --> 00:13:34,044 GOT YOU YOUR LITTLE... - OOH, LITTLE ONIONS? 336 00:13:34,068 --> 00:13:35,976 - TOMATOES, ONIONS. 337 00:13:36,000 --> 00:13:39,276 AND WHEN I'M READY TO DEAL, WHEN I UNDERSTAND IT, 338 00:13:39,300 --> 00:13:41,209 I WILL HAVE A GOOD TALK WITH BELLA. 339 00:13:41,233 --> 00:13:44,343 YOU KNOW, JET LAG IS SUCH A STRANGE THING. 340 00:13:44,367 --> 00:13:46,509 YOU KNOW, GETTING YOUR CALL WAS OBVIOUSLY... 341 00:13:46,533 --> 00:13:48,647 - JUST HAD AN UNHAPPY ENDING. - YEAH. 342 00:13:48,671 --> 00:13:51,209 YOU KNOW, I JUST WANTED TO SAY WHAT A GREAT STEPDAD YOU ARE, 343 00:13:51,233 --> 00:13:52,480 YOU KNOW? - OH, THANK YOU, BABE. 344 00:13:52,504 --> 00:13:54,609 - AND I JUST WANTED TO SAY THANK YOU, 345 00:13:54,633 --> 00:13:57,843 AND I REALLY APPRECIATE YOU HOLDING THE FORT 346 00:13:57,867 --> 00:13:59,176 WHEN I'M... YOU KNOW. 347 00:13:59,200 --> 00:14:01,109 - IT WAS CERTAINLY NOT THE CALL I WANTED TO GET. 348 00:14:01,133 --> 00:14:04,009 NOR YOU, BUT, YOU KNOW, WE HANDLED IT. 349 00:14:04,033 --> 00:14:06,350 - WHEN I LEAVE THE HOME AND DAVID'S HOME, 350 00:14:06,374 --> 00:14:09,042 I ALWAYS FEEL 100% COMFORTABLE 351 00:14:09,066 --> 00:14:11,810 THAT HE WILL DO WHATEVER HE NEEDS TO DO AND... 352 00:14:11,834 --> 00:14:13,211 AND PROTECT MY CHILDREN. 353 00:14:13,235 --> 00:14:16,109 I JUST WANTED TO ACKNOWLEDGE YOU AND MOHAMED GETTING TOGETHER 354 00:14:16,133 --> 00:14:17,943 AND MAKING THE PERFECT DAD. 355 00:14:17,967 --> 00:14:19,676 - YEAH, IT TAKES TWO OF US. - YEAH. 356 00:14:19,700 --> 00:14:21,843 WELL, I MEAN, THAT'S OKAY. - IT'S OKAY. 357 00:14:21,867 --> 00:14:23,144 - BUT, I JUST, UH... - NO, WE DID, 358 00:14:23,168 --> 00:14:25,376 CLEARLY... WE TALKED ABOUT IT AT 6:00 IN THE MORNING, 359 00:14:25,400 --> 00:14:26,745 AND WE DID NOT WANT YOU TO COME HOME THAT DAY. 360 00:14:26,769 --> 00:14:28,910 WE WANTED YOU TO WAIT A DAY, BECAUSE I HONESTLY THINK 361 00:14:28,934 --> 00:14:30,451 IT WOULD HAVE BEEN WORSE IF YOU'D COME HOME THE DAY OF, 362 00:14:30,475 --> 00:14:34,276 'CAUSE IT WAS JUST VERY FRANTIC AND... YOU KNOW. 363 00:14:34,300 --> 00:14:36,176 BUT IT'S PROBABLY A LITTLE NERVE-RACKING 364 00:14:36,200 --> 00:14:38,376 TO GO FROM THAT TO HER MOVING TO NEW YORK. 365 00:14:38,400 --> 00:14:40,076 - I'M JUST HAVING A LITTLE KNOT IN MY STOMACH 366 00:14:40,100 --> 00:14:41,910 BECAUSE IT JUST THREW ME OFF. 367 00:14:41,934 --> 00:14:45,179 - YOU KNOW, THIS IS BY NO MEANS AN EXCUSE FOR HER, 368 00:14:45,203 --> 00:14:47,245 BECAUSE IT WAS A TRAGIC MISTAKE, 369 00:14:47,269 --> 00:14:49,242 OR IT COULD HAVE BEEN A TRAGIC MISTAKE, ANYWAY. 370 00:14:49,266 --> 00:14:52,376 BUT, LIKE, I ASKED DR. PHIL ABOUT THE MIDDLE CHILD, 371 00:14:52,400 --> 00:14:54,609 AND, LIKE, THERE'S REALLY SOMETHING TO THAT. 372 00:14:54,633 --> 00:14:55,880 - I DON'T THINK THAT HAS ANYTHING 373 00:14:55,904 --> 00:14:58,009 TO DO WITH WHAT HAPPENED. 374 00:14:58,033 --> 00:15:00,280 THE THREE OF US, MOHAMED, AND DAVID, AND I, 375 00:15:00,304 --> 00:15:04,643 WE DON'T ALWAYS AGREE ON PARENTING STYLES. 376 00:15:04,667 --> 00:15:05,976 OKAY. 377 00:15:06,000 --> 00:15:09,145 BUT WE RESPECT EACH OTHER, AND WE WILL FIGURE IT OUT. 378 00:15:09,169 --> 00:15:11,566 - NOW YOU'RE HOME. YOU'LL DO THE RIGHT THING. 379 00:15:17,600 --> 00:15:18,943 - HOLA, HOLA, HOLA, HOLA. 380 00:15:18,967 --> 00:15:20,576 - OH, I THOUGHT FOR SURE YOU WERE GONNA BE, 381 00:15:20,600 --> 00:15:22,609 LIKE, ALL LIKE, DRESSED TO THE NINE... 382 00:15:22,633 --> 00:15:24,848 LOOK AT YOU; I DO HAVE HEELS. - WELL, I'M ALWAYS SPARKLY. 383 00:15:24,872 --> 00:15:25,844 - I KNOW! 384 00:15:25,868 --> 00:15:27,427 - SO THAT... THAT WILL NEVER CHANGE. 385 00:15:29,333 --> 00:15:31,178 - I'M JUST GONNA INTRODUCE YOU, AND THEN WE'LL JUST HAVE 386 00:15:31,202 --> 00:15:32,376 THE SAME CONVERSATION THAT WE'RE HAVING. 387 00:15:32,400 --> 00:15:33,746 - SURE. - ALL RIGHT. 388 00:15:33,770 --> 00:15:36,244 HELLO, WE ARE BACK ON BRANDI GLANVILLE UNFILTERED 389 00:15:36,268 --> 00:15:41,476 WITH THE BEAUTIFUL, STUNNING GHETTO BARBIE MISS VIVICA FOX. 390 00:15:41,500 --> 00:15:44,576 I'VE BEEN DOING MY PODCAST NOW FOR A LITTLE OVER A YEAR, 391 00:15:44,600 --> 00:15:47,109 AND I FEEL LIKE EVERY TIME I DO AN INTERVIEW, 392 00:15:47,133 --> 00:15:48,509 I GET A LITTLE BIT BETTER. 393 00:15:48,533 --> 00:15:49,947 YOU'RE ALWAYS PUT TOGETHER. 394 00:15:49,971 --> 00:15:53,044 - I HAD TO SHOW UP FOR YOU AND NOT LOOK RAGGEDY. 395 00:15:53,068 --> 00:15:55,810 - THE BENEFITS OF MAKING MY PODCAST FAMILY-FRIENDLY 396 00:15:55,834 --> 00:15:57,810 IS THAT MORE PEOPLE WOULD WANT TO ADVERTISE, 397 00:15:57,834 --> 00:15:59,943 AND ADVERTISERS MEANS DOLLARS. 398 00:15:59,967 --> 00:16:03,176 - IF YOU WANT TO DO BRANDI GLANVILLE UNFILTERED, 399 00:16:03,200 --> 00:16:05,776 YOU CAN DO THAT, BUT THAT DOES LIMIT US 400 00:16:05,800 --> 00:16:07,847 FROM A LARGE CHUNK OF ADVERTISERS. 401 00:16:07,871 --> 00:16:11,276 - FAMILY-FRIENDLY ALL DAY LONG, BITCH. 402 00:16:11,300 --> 00:16:13,576 YOU'VE BEEN IN SHOWBIZ FOR HOW LONG? 403 00:16:13,600 --> 00:16:14,943 - SINCE 1988. 404 00:16:14,967 --> 00:16:16,209 I'M JUST REALLY BLESSED, 405 00:16:16,233 --> 00:16:18,309 AND I KNOW WHEN TO LET GO OF ONE CHARACTER 406 00:16:18,333 --> 00:16:19,679 AND GO INTO A NEW ONE. 407 00:16:19,703 --> 00:16:22,109 YOU CAN'T PLAY THE YOUNG, HOT INGENUE CHICK FOREVER. 408 00:16:22,133 --> 00:16:23,409 - WELL, YOU CAN. - WELL... 409 00:16:23,433 --> 00:16:25,447 - I MEAN, I THINK YOU MAKE 50 THE NEW 30. 410 00:16:25,471 --> 00:16:26,576 - [laughing] - SERIOUSLY! 411 00:16:26,600 --> 00:16:27,747 - DID YOU HAVE FUN AT MY PARTY? 412 00:16:27,771 --> 00:16:28,843 - I HAD THE BEST TIME. 413 00:16:28,867 --> 00:16:30,076 - YAY. - I DID NOT WANT TO LEAVE. 414 00:16:30,100 --> 00:16:31,345 - YAY. - I WAS HAVING SO MUCH FUN. 415 00:16:31,369 --> 00:16:32,743 THE ONLY THING THAT SUCKED WAS THE RAIN. 416 00:16:32,767 --> 00:16:34,376 - I'M LIKE, "ARE YOU [bleep] SERIOUS? 417 00:16:34,400 --> 00:16:37,476 "IT'S GONNA [bleep] RAIN TONIGHT, MY BIRTHDAY PARTY? 418 00:16:37,500 --> 00:16:40,443 [bleep] YOU." 419 00:16:40,467 --> 00:16:41,810 - UH-OH. 420 00:16:41,834 --> 00:16:43,379 I READ YOU JUST GOT ANOTHER MOVIE. 421 00:16:43,403 --> 00:16:45,145 - CHOCOLATE CITY. - YES, CHOCOLATE CITY. 422 00:16:45,169 --> 00:16:46,476 THAT'S AMAZING. - YES. 423 00:16:46,500 --> 00:16:50,276 - I AM CAPABLE OF NOT TALKING ABOUT VAGINA AND COCK, 424 00:16:50,300 --> 00:16:51,776 BUT I ENJOY CURSING. 425 00:16:51,800 --> 00:16:54,109 IT GIVES ME A LITTLE HIGH, TO BE HONEST. 426 00:16:54,133 --> 00:16:55,110 - IT'S A STRIPPER MOVIE. 427 00:16:55,134 --> 00:16:56,609 - ARE YOU A STRIPPER? - NO. 428 00:16:56,633 --> 00:16:57,978 - OH, [bleep] THAT. YOU GO TAKE IT OFF. 429 00:16:58,002 --> 00:16:58,977 - NO, NO, NO, NO, NO, NO, NO, LISTEN. 430 00:16:59,001 --> 00:17:00,976 - DO I DROP THE F-BOMB? 431 00:17:01,000 --> 00:17:03,609 YES, I DO, AND THAT'S JUST WHO I AM. 432 00:17:03,633 --> 00:17:05,910 WHAT'S NEXT FOR YOU IN THE ROMANCE DEPARTMENT? 433 00:17:05,934 --> 00:17:07,411 20-YEAR-OLDS, THEY DON'T KNOW HOW TO [bleep]. 434 00:17:07,435 --> 00:17:08,710 THEY DON'T HAVE... - OOH, OOH. 435 00:17:08,734 --> 00:17:09,979 - THEY DON'T. - THEY AIN'T GOT NO SKILLS? 436 00:17:10,003 --> 00:17:11,376 - THEY CAN'T HAVE A CONVERSATION... NO. 437 00:17:11,400 --> 00:17:12,746 BRANDI GLANVILLE FILTERED. 438 00:17:12,770 --> 00:17:14,643 I DO NOT PUT MYSELF IN [bleep] SITUATIONS. 439 00:17:14,667 --> 00:17:16,543 I DON'T THINK ANYONE'S GONNA DOWNLOAD THAT. 440 00:17:16,567 --> 00:17:18,176 I WOULDN'T. THANK YOU SO MUCH FOR COMING. 441 00:17:18,200 --> 00:17:19,409 - YES. YOU'RE SO WELCOME. 442 00:17:19,433 --> 00:17:22,073 ALL RIGHT, BYE. [kissing sounds] 443 00:17:26,767 --> 00:17:27,776 - HEY. 444 00:17:27,800 --> 00:17:30,576 - HI. - YOU ALWAYS LOOK SO PRETTY. 445 00:17:30,600 --> 00:17:31,810 - HI, CUTIE, HI. 446 00:17:31,834 --> 00:17:33,276 - WELL, I'M IN WARDROBE NOW. 447 00:17:33,300 --> 00:17:34,876 - I KNOW, BUT YOU ALWAYS, LIKE, HAVE THE BEST CLOTHES. 448 00:17:34,900 --> 00:17:36,147 - SHE COMES TO WORK LIKE THIS. 449 00:17:36,171 --> 00:17:37,509 - YEAH. - SHE DOES. 450 00:17:37,533 --> 00:17:38,910 - AND THEN THEY'LL PUT ME IN SOMETHING THAT'S, 451 00:17:38,934 --> 00:17:40,247 LIKE... LIKE, YOU'RE, LIKE, 452 00:17:40,271 --> 00:17:42,209 ALWAYS HOT AND THEN I'M LIKE... - [chuckles] 453 00:17:42,233 --> 00:17:44,579 YEAH, RIGHT. - ARE YOU BACK FOR GOOD, NOW? 454 00:17:44,603 --> 00:17:46,409 - I'M BACK TODAY AND TOMORROW. - OKAY. 455 00:17:46,433 --> 00:17:48,710 - AND THEN AUGUST FOR TWO DAYS, THEN I START SEPTEMBER. 456 00:17:48,734 --> 00:17:51,247 I'VE PLAYED ASHLEY ABBOTT ON THE YOUNG AND THE RESTLESS 457 00:17:51,271 --> 00:17:54,376 OFF AND ON FOR 17 YEARS, AND SHE'S LIKE AN OLD FRIEND. 458 00:17:54,400 --> 00:17:57,076 - ARE YOU STILL DOING DAYS AND THIS? 459 00:17:57,100 --> 00:17:59,676 - NO, I JUST STARTED AIRING ON DAYS YESTERDAY, THOUGH. 460 00:17:59,700 --> 00:18:00,946 AND ON DAYS OF OUR LIVES, 461 00:18:00,970 --> 00:18:03,576 THAT CHARACTER'S DONE FAR MORE CRAZY THINGS. 462 00:18:03,600 --> 00:18:05,009 SHE RAPED A PRIEST. 463 00:18:05,033 --> 00:18:06,547 NOT ONE OF MY FINEST MOMENTS. 464 00:18:06,571 --> 00:18:08,409 - ARE YOU CAUSING TROUBLE OVER THERE? 465 00:18:08,433 --> 00:18:10,576 - I AM. - DID YOU KILL ANYONE? 466 00:18:10,600 --> 00:18:12,242 - NO. NOT YET. 467 00:18:12,266 --> 00:18:13,666 - [chuckles] 468 00:18:16,834 --> 00:18:17,881 - PIPE DOWN, EVERYBODY. 469 00:18:17,905 --> 00:18:21,509 REHEARSAL IN FIVE, FOUR, THREE, TWO. 470 00:18:21,533 --> 00:18:23,650 - YOU KNOW, THE ONLY THING I'M INTERESTED IN IS MAKING SURE 471 00:18:23,674 --> 00:18:25,009 THERE'S LOTS OF CHEMISTRY. 472 00:18:25,033 --> 00:18:26,776 - RIGHT. YES. - [murmurs. 473 00:18:26,800 --> 00:18:28,109 I LOVE WHAT I DO FOR A LIVING. 474 00:18:28,133 --> 00:18:30,843 BASICALLY, I GET PAID TO PRETEND. 475 00:18:30,867 --> 00:18:32,376 IT'S JUST CRAZY. 476 00:18:32,400 --> 00:18:36,209 AND I'M MAKING OUT WITH SOME GUY IN THE SHOWER. 477 00:18:36,233 --> 00:18:39,609 THAT'S UNCOMFORTABLE SOMETIMES, BUT PART OF THE JOB. 478 00:18:39,633 --> 00:18:41,009 - ALL RIGHT, SO AM I STILL HIRED, 479 00:18:41,033 --> 00:18:42,209 OR DID ABBY TALK YOU OUT OF IT? 480 00:18:42,233 --> 00:18:44,179 - I... I MAKE MY OWN DECISIONS. 481 00:18:44,203 --> 00:18:45,546 - WELL, GREAT. WHEN DO WE START? 482 00:18:45,570 --> 00:18:47,543 - I JUST CAME OUT OF PLAYING REALLY HEAVY DRAMA 483 00:18:47,567 --> 00:18:49,142 ON DAYS OF OUR LIVES, SO IT'S KIND OF NICE 484 00:18:49,166 --> 00:18:50,710 TO CRUISE A LITTLE BIT ON THE YOUNG AND THE RESTLESS. 485 00:18:50,734 --> 00:18:53,710 I MEAN, A LOVE TRIANGLE IS KIND OF THE CLASSIC SOAP OPERA THING, 486 00:18:53,734 --> 00:18:56,351 AND I THINK THAT'S WHAT THEY HAVE IN STORE FOR ASHLEY. 487 00:18:56,375 --> 00:18:57,743 WELCOME TO JABOT. 488 00:18:57,767 --> 00:18:59,409 - THANK YOU. - BYE. 489 00:18:59,433 --> 00:19:01,650 I MEAN, WHO DOESN'T LOVE A GOOD LOVE TRIANGLE? 490 00:19:01,674 --> 00:19:02,876 YAY. 491 00:19:02,900 --> 00:19:04,376 - LET'S DO IT AGAIN. 492 00:19:04,400 --> 00:19:05,910 - COMING UP... 493 00:19:05,934 --> 00:19:07,379 - ARE YOU FULL BRAZILIAN? 494 00:19:07,403 --> 00:19:09,609 - NO, I'VE GOT IT DOWN TO MY KNEES, FOR GOD'S SAKE. 495 00:19:09,633 --> 00:19:10,743 [laughter] 496 00:19:10,767 --> 00:19:12,409 - "I'VE GOT IT DOWN TO MY KNEES." 497 00:19:12,433 --> 00:19:15,973 - OH, MY GOD! 498 00:19:22,600 --> 00:19:24,810 - SO I HAD THIS THING PLANNED FOR YOU. 499 00:19:24,834 --> 00:19:27,081 - WHAT IS IT? - I'M GONNA SHOW YOU. 500 00:19:27,105 --> 00:19:28,876 - I'M EXCITED. 501 00:19:28,900 --> 00:19:31,543 - HAMMER & NAILS. IT'S A NAIL SHOP FOR GUYS. 502 00:19:31,567 --> 00:19:32,576 - ALL RIGHT. - [chuckles] 503 00:19:32,600 --> 00:19:34,910 RIGHT? 504 00:19:34,934 --> 00:19:37,343 - YOU'RE ALWAYS FULL OF SURPRISES. 505 00:19:37,367 --> 00:19:38,509 - LOOK AT THIS PLACE. 506 00:19:38,533 --> 00:19:40,209 - KIM, THIS IS YOUR SEAT RIGHT HERE. 507 00:19:40,233 --> 00:19:41,476 - THANK YOU. 508 00:19:41,500 --> 00:19:43,676 MONTY AND I WERE MARRIED 2 1/2 YEARS. 509 00:19:43,700 --> 00:19:46,009 WE WERE KIDS, YOU KNOW? 510 00:19:46,033 --> 00:19:48,176 REALLY. WELL, I WAS. 511 00:19:48,200 --> 00:19:49,710 ROBBING THE CRADLE, MONTY. [laughs] 512 00:19:49,734 --> 00:19:50,976 I'M JUST JOKING. 513 00:19:51,000 --> 00:19:52,509 - HI, I'M NATASHA. - HEY. 514 00:19:52,533 --> 00:19:53,948 - I'LL BE DOING YOUR PEDICURE. - NATASHA, HOW ARE YOU DOING? 515 00:19:53,972 --> 00:19:55,743 I'M MONTY, NICE TO MEET YOU. - NICE TO MEET YOU, MONTY. 516 00:19:55,767 --> 00:19:57,543 - AND WE HAD BROOKE. 517 00:19:57,567 --> 00:20:00,044 BUT I MARRIED MY BEST FRIEND, AND IT MADE ME... 518 00:20:00,068 --> 00:20:03,309 WE GOT CONFUSED AS WHERE THE RELATIONSHIP REALLY WAS. 519 00:20:03,333 --> 00:20:06,280 SO WE GOT DIVORCED, BUT WE LOVED EACH OTHER THEN, 520 00:20:06,304 --> 00:20:08,142 AND WE LOVE EACH OTHER NOW, 521 00:20:08,166 --> 00:20:10,409 AND WE'LL LOVE EACH OTHER... 522 00:20:10,433 --> 00:20:14,276 FOR THE REST OF OUR LIVES. 523 00:20:14,300 --> 00:20:16,076 WE'VE NEVER GOTTEN A PEDICURE TOGETHER. 524 00:20:16,100 --> 00:20:17,810 - WELL, IT'S USUALLY I'M GOING IN WITH YOU 525 00:20:17,834 --> 00:20:20,910 TO GET YOUR MANICURES AND PEDICURES AND WATCHING YOU. 526 00:20:20,934 --> 00:20:22,476 - RIGHT? 527 00:20:22,500 --> 00:20:26,109 I'VE KNOWN THIS MAN SINCE I'M JUST 19 YEARS OLD. 528 00:20:26,133 --> 00:20:27,910 - THAT'S A LONG TIME. - RIGHT? 529 00:20:27,934 --> 00:20:29,981 - BUT IT SEEMS LIKE YESTERDAY. - GREAT. 530 00:20:30,005 --> 00:20:31,576 - WE'D LAUGH. 531 00:20:31,600 --> 00:20:37,309 WE STILL BITCH WITH EACH OTHER JUST LIKE WE'RE STILL MARRIED. 532 00:20:37,333 --> 00:20:39,280 - ARE YOU EXCITED ABOUT BROOKE GETTING MARRIED, HON? 533 00:20:39,304 --> 00:20:40,843 - YEAH, I AM. 534 00:20:40,867 --> 00:20:43,476 - MONTY'S BEEN ON-AND-OFF LIVING WITH ME FOR SO MANY YEARS. 535 00:20:43,500 --> 00:20:44,647 HE'LL TAKE OFF, JUST SAY, "YOU KNOW, 536 00:20:44,671 --> 00:20:46,109 I'M GONNA GO TO VEGAS FOR A WHILE." 537 00:20:46,133 --> 00:20:50,242 AND HE'LL GO, AND HE'LL BE IN VEGAS FOR TWO WEEKS. 538 00:20:50,266 --> 00:20:51,409 AND ONE DAY I'LL LOOK, 539 00:20:51,433 --> 00:20:53,242 AND HE'LL BE SITTING IN THE BACKYARD. 540 00:20:53,266 --> 00:20:54,643 I'M LIKE, "HEY. WHAT ARE YOU DOING?" 541 00:20:54,667 --> 00:20:56,376 HE'S LIKE, "I'M BACK." 542 00:20:56,400 --> 00:20:58,009 YOU HAVE TO MAKE A SPEECH, MONTY. 543 00:20:58,033 --> 00:20:59,409 - I KNOW. - IN ALL THE YEARS 544 00:20:59,433 --> 00:21:01,080 I'VE KNOWN YOU, I'VE NEVER SEEN YOU MAKE A SPEECH. 545 00:21:01,104 --> 00:21:02,546 - 'CAUSE YOU'RE USUALLY TOO BUSY 546 00:21:02,570 --> 00:21:05,176 DOING ALL THE TALKING TO GET ME A WORD IN THERE. 547 00:21:05,200 --> 00:21:07,746 - RIGHT? MONTY WAS DIAGNOSED WITH CANCER, 548 00:21:07,770 --> 00:21:10,876 AND I JUST SAID I DON'T WANT YOU LEAVING ANYMORE. 549 00:21:10,900 --> 00:21:12,643 DON'T DISAPPEAR ON ME. 550 00:21:12,667 --> 00:21:15,044 LIKE, I DON'T WANT YOU GOING ANYWHERE. 551 00:21:15,068 --> 00:21:16,910 I WANT YOU WITH ME ALL THE TIME. 552 00:21:16,934 --> 00:21:17,981 - YOU'RE ALL DONE. 553 00:21:18,005 --> 00:21:20,009 - I WANT TO TAKE CARE OF YOU. 554 00:21:20,033 --> 00:21:21,710 - AND THEY LOOK PERFECT. 555 00:21:21,734 --> 00:21:23,551 MAYBE I'LL GO DANCING TONIGHT. 556 00:21:23,575 --> 00:21:25,667 - NOT WITHOUT ME. [chuckles] 557 00:21:33,967 --> 00:21:36,576 - WOW, THAT'S LIKE GETTING INTO A SAUNA. 558 00:21:36,600 --> 00:21:38,976 IS THAT HOT ENOUGH FOR YOU, GIGS? 559 00:21:39,000 --> 00:21:40,409 HELLO? 560 00:21:40,433 --> 00:21:42,009 - HELLO, WELCOME HOME. 561 00:21:42,033 --> 00:21:43,543 - OH, HI. 562 00:21:43,567 --> 00:21:45,376 THAT BETTER BE VODKA. - YES, IT IS. 563 00:21:45,400 --> 00:21:46,810 - I'M GONNA GO TO THE BEDROOM. 564 00:21:46,834 --> 00:21:48,581 COULD YOU BRING IT IN THERE? - YES, I CAN. 565 00:21:48,605 --> 00:21:50,109 - OKAY. THANK YOU. 566 00:21:50,133 --> 00:21:51,309 OKAY, COME ON, GIG. 567 00:21:51,333 --> 00:21:53,209 YOU CAN WALK. 568 00:21:53,233 --> 00:21:54,643 COME ON. 569 00:21:54,667 --> 00:21:57,509 OH, IT'S SO SWEET HERE, ISN'T IT? 570 00:21:57,533 --> 00:21:59,276 - I LOVE IT. 571 00:21:59,300 --> 00:22:00,910 - OH, YES. 572 00:22:00,934 --> 00:22:02,309 GOOD TO BE BACK. 573 00:22:02,333 --> 00:22:04,879 I ABSOLUTELY LOVE BOUGAINVILLEA ESTATE. 574 00:22:04,903 --> 00:22:06,509 IT'S LIKE A HOME AWAY FROM HOME. 575 00:22:06,533 --> 00:22:09,009 DARLING, WILL YOU TAKE GIGGY OUT FOR A WEE-WEE? 576 00:22:09,033 --> 00:22:10,176 - HEY, GIG. 577 00:22:10,200 --> 00:22:12,209 - WE'VE SPENT MANY HAPPY TIMES THERE. 578 00:22:12,233 --> 00:22:13,710 LOOK HOW PRETTY THAT IS. 579 00:22:13,734 --> 00:22:16,011 AND I THINK TO INVITE A FEW CLOSE FRIENDS, 580 00:22:16,035 --> 00:22:19,476 IT'S JUST GONNA BE JUST A LOVELY COUPLE OF DAYS. 581 00:22:19,500 --> 00:22:22,200 - GOOD BOY, GIG. 582 00:22:26,700 --> 00:22:27,876 - HELLO? 583 00:22:27,900 --> 00:22:29,776 - HELLO, HOW ARE YOU? - HI. 584 00:22:29,800 --> 00:22:31,747 - I CAN SHOW YOU TO YOUR ROOM. - OH, GREAT, THANK YOU. 585 00:22:31,771 --> 00:22:34,609 - I DIDN'T INVITE ANY OF THE WOMEN EXCEPT LISA RINNA 586 00:22:34,633 --> 00:22:37,279 TO DRIVE DOWN TO PALM SPRINGS... - STRAIGHT AHEAD, THIS WAY. 587 00:22:37,303 --> 00:22:40,747 - BECAUSE I DON'T WANT TO RUIN THIS INCREDIBLE OCCASION 588 00:22:40,771 --> 00:22:42,967 BY INVITING MY FRIENDS. 589 00:22:46,066 --> 00:22:48,876 IT'S NORMALLY ME THAT'S COOKING IN THIS KITCHEN, 590 00:22:48,900 --> 00:22:50,276 SO IF YOU NEED ANY HELP... 591 00:22:50,300 --> 00:22:52,047 - EVERYTHING IS REVOLVING AROUND YOU. 592 00:22:52,071 --> 00:22:54,596 - DO YOU WANT A PERMANENT JOB? 593 00:22:56,767 --> 00:22:57,910 HELLO. - HI. 594 00:22:57,934 --> 00:23:00,479 - I'VE INVITED A COUPLE OF MY GAY FRIENDS 595 00:23:00,503 --> 00:23:03,746 JUST BECAUSE I'VE BEEN A HUGE SUPPORTER OF THE GAY COMMUNITY, 596 00:23:03,770 --> 00:23:05,076 AND IT MEANS SO MUCH TO ME, 597 00:23:05,100 --> 00:23:08,343 AND I DON'T TAKE IT FOR GRANTED FOR A SECOND. 598 00:23:08,367 --> 00:23:09,576 ARE YOU KIDDING ME? - HI, DARLING. 599 00:23:09,600 --> 00:23:11,145 - THERE HE IS. - THERE HE COMES. 600 00:23:11,169 --> 00:23:13,109 HAPPY LISA GETS A STAR WEEK. - HOW ARE YOU? 601 00:23:13,133 --> 00:23:14,209 - SO GOOD TO SEE YOU. 602 00:23:14,233 --> 00:23:15,976 IT'S SO COOL THAT THIS IS HAPPENING. 603 00:23:16,000 --> 00:23:17,109 I'M SO HAPPY. - OH, STOP IT. 604 00:23:17,133 --> 00:23:19,242 - HI! 605 00:23:19,266 --> 00:23:21,176 [both giggling] 606 00:23:21,200 --> 00:23:23,109 I'M ALONE. - OH, NO! 607 00:23:23,133 --> 00:23:25,247 WELL, I'VE GOT LOTS OF BEAUTIFUL BOYS FOR YOU. 608 00:23:25,271 --> 00:23:26,710 - YEAH, HI. - YOU'RE GOING TO BE 609 00:23:26,734 --> 00:23:28,311 TOTALLY SAFE WITH ALL OF THEM. - OH, TOTALLY SAFE? 610 00:23:28,335 --> 00:23:29,779 - YOU DON'T HAVE TO LOCK THE DOOR. 611 00:23:29,803 --> 00:23:31,676 - HI. - HI, I'M DEAN. HOW ARE YOU? 612 00:23:31,700 --> 00:23:32,810 - THIS IS DEAN. - HI. 613 00:23:32,834 --> 00:23:34,181 - NICE TO MEET YOU. - NICE TO MEET YOU. 614 00:23:34,205 --> 00:23:35,943 MY GOSH, GORGEOUSNESS. 615 00:23:35,967 --> 00:23:38,576 - IT'S NICE TO MEET YOU. PLEASURE. 616 00:23:38,600 --> 00:23:40,476 - GOOD TO MEET YOU, PLEASURE. - YOU LOOK SO PRETTY. 617 00:23:40,500 --> 00:23:42,900 - COME ON, LET'S HAVE A DRINK. 618 00:23:49,000 --> 00:23:51,109 - I HEARD YOU WERE IN MAJORCA. - IT WAS AMAZING. 619 00:23:51,133 --> 00:23:52,180 - I'VE BEEN THERE. IT'S BEAUTIFUL. 620 00:23:52,204 --> 00:23:53,643 - THE WATER THERE IS SPECTACULAR. 621 00:23:53,667 --> 00:23:54,910 - ISN'T IT BEAUTIFUL? - OH, MAN. 622 00:23:54,934 --> 00:23:56,234 - YEAH. 623 00:23:57,834 --> 00:23:59,481 - OH, MY GOD, I'M SO TIRED. 624 00:23:59,505 --> 00:24:02,209 I DON'T KNOW WHAT I'M DOING. [grunts] 625 00:24:02,233 --> 00:24:03,343 - [grunts] 626 00:24:03,367 --> 00:24:05,209 - PORTIE! 627 00:24:05,233 --> 00:24:07,047 YOU GOT YOUR LITTLE CAR SEAT AND EVERYTHING. 628 00:24:07,071 --> 00:24:08,643 YOU'RE SET TO GO. - YES, YES. 629 00:24:08,667 --> 00:24:10,467 OH, SEATBELT, EVERYBODY. 630 00:24:12,033 --> 00:24:13,609 - WELL, WHAT WAS YOUR FAVORITE PART OF THE TRIP? 631 00:24:13,633 --> 00:24:15,676 - JUST BEING ON THE BOAT AND... 632 00:24:15,700 --> 00:24:17,242 - CHILLING WITH THE FAMILY TOGETHER? 633 00:24:17,266 --> 00:24:19,042 I WONDER IF I'LL GET UP TO PLAY GOLF TOMORROW. 634 00:24:19,066 --> 00:24:20,376 - I WOULD SUGGEST SLEEPING 635 00:24:20,400 --> 00:24:22,009 'CAUSE WE HAVE THE WEDDING TOMORROW. 636 00:24:22,033 --> 00:24:24,209 I DON'T EVEN KNOW HOW WE'RE GONNA KEEP OUR EYES OPEN. 637 00:24:24,233 --> 00:24:25,910 PORTIA'S GONNA BE A FLOWER GIRL 638 00:24:25,934 --> 00:24:28,511 WALKING DOWN THE AISLE AT 4:00 A.M. FOR HER. 639 00:24:28,535 --> 00:24:29,847 HONEY, WILL YOU CARRY PORTIA IN? 640 00:24:29,871 --> 00:24:31,676 - I'D LOVE TO CARRY PORTIA IN. 641 00:24:31,700 --> 00:24:35,209 - WE'VE BEEN WAITING FOR YEARS FOR THIS DAY, 642 00:24:35,233 --> 00:24:38,509 AND KIM GETS TO BE THE LUCKY SISTER. 643 00:24:38,533 --> 00:24:41,773 HER DAUGHTER IS WALKING DOWN THE AISLE FIRST. 644 00:24:43,633 --> 00:24:46,176 HI! 645 00:24:46,200 --> 00:24:49,209 HI. 646 00:24:49,233 --> 00:24:51,443 COME AND GIVE ME A KISS. 647 00:24:51,467 --> 00:24:54,409 MY DOGS ARE MY OTHER THREE DAUGHTERS. 648 00:24:54,433 --> 00:24:55,910 CHLOE, DID YOU MISS US? 649 00:24:55,934 --> 00:24:57,479 - YAY. - DID YOU MISS US? 650 00:24:57,503 --> 00:24:58,810 I WAS FEELING GUILTY THAT 651 00:24:58,834 --> 00:25:01,710 I COULDN'T TAKE MY THREE DOGS WITH ME TO EUROPE, 652 00:25:01,734 --> 00:25:03,779 SO I HAD TO BRING THEM A LITTLE TREAT. 653 00:25:03,803 --> 00:25:05,376 - WHAT ARE ALL THESE PACKAGES YOU GOT? 654 00:25:05,400 --> 00:25:07,443 - LOOK HOW CUTE THIS IS. 655 00:25:07,467 --> 00:25:11,509 OH, MY GOSH, CHLOE, LOOK AT YOUR CHANEL DOG BOWL. 656 00:25:11,533 --> 00:25:15,142 DON'T YOU LOVE YOUR LITTLE CHANEL DOG BOWL? 657 00:25:15,166 --> 00:25:16,343 "YES, I DO." 658 00:25:16,367 --> 00:25:18,876 IT FEELS SO GOOD TO BE HOME, DOESN'T IT? 659 00:25:18,900 --> 00:25:22,309 - I AM SO TIRED. - OH, MY GOD. 660 00:25:22,333 --> 00:25:25,743 - [grunts] - IT'S GOOD TO BE HOME. 661 00:25:25,767 --> 00:25:27,109 - [pretend snoring] AHH! 662 00:25:27,133 --> 00:25:29,873 - HEY, RIVER, YOU'RE NOT ALLOWED ON HERE. 663 00:25:33,233 --> 00:25:35,676 - DARLING, YOU SIT HERE. - OH, THIS IS BEAUTIFUL. 664 00:25:35,700 --> 00:25:36,677 OH, MY GOD, LOOK AT THESE FLOWERS. 665 00:25:36,701 --> 00:25:37,943 - BABY, SIT THERE. 666 00:25:37,967 --> 00:25:40,509 ROCIO, YOU ARE HAVING DINNER WITH US. 667 00:25:40,533 --> 00:25:41,910 ROCIO, SIT. 668 00:25:41,934 --> 00:25:44,111 BUT DON'T YOU START GIVING ME DISAPPROVING LOOKS 669 00:25:44,135 --> 00:25:46,710 FOR BEHAVING BADLY. - [laughing] 670 00:25:46,734 --> 00:25:48,451 ROCIO'S WORKED FOR ME FOR YEARS, 671 00:25:48,475 --> 00:25:52,142 AND SHE'S BECOME A VERY SPECIAL PART OF OUR FAMILY. 672 00:25:52,166 --> 00:25:53,309 SHE'S ONE OF THOSE PEOPLE 673 00:25:53,333 --> 00:25:56,079 THAT ARE GENUINELY HAPPY FOR SOMEBODY ELSE, 674 00:25:56,103 --> 00:25:57,546 AND THAT'S NOT EASY TO FIND. 675 00:25:57,570 --> 00:26:00,943 - ON THE WAY DOWN HERE MAX PHONES UP AND SAYS, "I'M COMING, 676 00:26:00,967 --> 00:26:02,810 MUM, TO THE THING TOMORROW." 677 00:26:02,834 --> 00:26:05,451 - MAX SAID, "CAN I BRING MY GIRLFRIEND AND HER MOTHER?" 678 00:26:05,475 --> 00:26:06,576 I'M LIKE, "NO." 679 00:26:06,600 --> 00:26:07,747 - HOW OLD IS HE NOW? 680 00:26:07,771 --> 00:26:09,776 - HE'S 22. - MAX IS 22? 681 00:26:09,800 --> 00:26:12,276 - YEAH. - AND HIS GIRLFRIEND'S 34? 682 00:26:12,300 --> 00:26:13,676 - IS SHE REALLY 34? 683 00:26:13,700 --> 00:26:16,230 - OH, MAYBE SHE'S 36, SORRY. 684 00:26:18,500 --> 00:26:21,209 - HARRY IS 12 YEARS OLDER THAN I AM, BUT SO WHAT? 685 00:26:21,233 --> 00:26:22,643 LIFE'S TOO SHORT. 686 00:26:22,667 --> 00:26:25,109 IF THEY LOVE EACH OTHER, THAT'S ALL THAT MATTERS. 687 00:26:25,133 --> 00:26:27,879 - LET'S NOT JUDGE, BECAUSE YOU KNOW WHAT WE'VE LEARNED BEFORE? 688 00:26:27,903 --> 00:26:30,147 - THEY GO RIGHT TO IT. - THE CHILD'S LOYALTY 689 00:26:30,171 --> 00:26:33,676 IS ALWAYS TO THE PERSON THEY'RE SLEEPING WITH, 690 00:26:33,700 --> 00:26:35,810 AND NOT TO THE 20 YEARS... - OH, GOD. 691 00:26:35,834 --> 00:26:37,511 - THAT YOU PUT INTO RAISING THEM. 692 00:26:37,535 --> 00:26:40,476 SO YOU'VE JUST GOT TO WAIT IT OUT. 693 00:26:40,500 --> 00:26:42,876 I'M NOT VERY CLOSE TO MAX'S GIRLFRIEND AT ALL, 694 00:26:42,900 --> 00:26:45,676 AND I'VE KIND OF BEEN RETICENT IN ACCEPTING HER 695 00:26:45,700 --> 00:26:47,409 BECAUSE SHE'S QUITE A LOT OLDER THAN HIM. 696 00:26:47,433 --> 00:26:50,209 IT JUST SEEMED A VERY STRANGE DYNAMIC TO ME. 697 00:26:50,233 --> 00:26:52,650 BUT I REALIZED THAT'S A BATTLE I'M NOT GOING TO WIN. 698 00:26:52,674 --> 00:26:55,743 SOME NEW PARENTS NOW NEED TO REALLY BE 699 00:26:55,767 --> 00:26:58,409 PERSUADED TO LOVE THEIR CHILDREN UNEQUIVOCALLY. 700 00:26:58,433 --> 00:26:59,679 - AND I'M FROM THE MIDWEST, 701 00:26:59,703 --> 00:27:01,910 AND 20 YEARS AGO WHEN I GRADUATED FROM HIGH SCHOOL, 702 00:27:01,934 --> 00:27:04,551 YOU COULDN'T COME OUT 'CAUSE YOU DIDN'T KNOW WHAT WOULD HAPPEN. 703 00:27:04,575 --> 00:27:08,109 BUT I THINK IT'S THE HETEROSEXUAL VOICE WHO... 704 00:27:08,133 --> 00:27:10,350 YOU'RE VERY WELL LIKED, YOU'RE VERY RESPECTED, 705 00:27:10,374 --> 00:27:14,042 AND YOU STAND UP FOR US. AND IT'S PEOPLE'S VOICES 706 00:27:14,066 --> 00:27:15,976 LIKE YOU IS WHO CHANGES PEOPLE'S LIVES. 707 00:27:16,000 --> 00:27:18,576 - I HAVE A NEPHEW WHO'S GAY THAT DIDN'T WANT TO COME OUT 708 00:27:18,600 --> 00:27:20,247 UNTIL HIS GRANDMOTHER DIED BECAUSE HE DIDN'T WANT 709 00:27:20,271 --> 00:27:22,976 TO DISAPPOINT HER, AND HE WOULD NOT HAVE DISAPPOINTED HER. 710 00:27:23,000 --> 00:27:26,276 SHE LOVED HIM, AND SHE WOULD HAVE LOVED HIM UNEQUIVOCALLY. 711 00:27:26,300 --> 00:27:28,309 BUT SO MANY PEOPLE AREN'T LIKE THAT, 712 00:27:28,333 --> 00:27:29,547 AND THAT'S NOT RIGHT. 713 00:27:29,571 --> 00:27:31,009 IT'S REALLY IMPORTANT. 714 00:27:31,033 --> 00:27:34,076 ANYWAY, I DON'T WANT TO MAKE IT ABOUT ME. 715 00:27:34,100 --> 00:27:36,030 - TO LISA, THEN. - TO LISA. 716 00:27:37,166 --> 00:27:39,009 - CHEERS. - NOW YOU'RE GONNA MAKE ME CRY. 717 00:27:39,033 --> 00:27:40,280 - AWW. - THAT WAS BEAUTIFUL. 718 00:27:40,304 --> 00:27:41,976 - CHEERS. LOVE YOU. 719 00:27:42,000 --> 00:27:44,609 - LISA, SAY SOMETHING ABOUT YOUR SEX LIFE, QUICK. 720 00:27:44,633 --> 00:27:46,050 - OH, WELL, WHAT THE HELL? 721 00:27:46,074 --> 00:27:47,276 YOU KNOW, WHY NOT? 722 00:27:47,300 --> 00:27:49,409 I DON'T UNDERSTAND THIS BRAZILIAN THING. 723 00:27:49,433 --> 00:27:52,042 I DON'T UNDERSTAND THE COMPLETELY... 724 00:27:52,066 --> 00:27:53,576 - SHAVEN. - SHAVEN. 725 00:27:53,600 --> 00:27:56,009 I DON'T GET IT. - DON'T LOOK AT ME. 726 00:27:56,033 --> 00:27:57,609 - ARE YOU FULL BRAZILIAN? - KEN, WHAT DO YOU THINK? 727 00:27:57,633 --> 00:27:59,650 - NO, I'VE GOT IT DOWN TO MY KNEES, FOR GOD'S SAKE. 728 00:27:59,674 --> 00:28:00,810 [laughter] 729 00:28:00,834 --> 00:28:02,981 - "I'VE GOT IT DOWN TO MY KNEES"! 730 00:28:03,005 --> 00:28:04,710 - OH, MY GOD! [laughter] 731 00:28:04,734 --> 00:28:08,776 - ROCIO, DO YOU HAVE ANY IDEA WHAT WE'RE TALKING ABOUT? 732 00:28:08,800 --> 00:28:10,776 - YOU'RE SUPPOSED TO MAINTAIN. - WELL... 733 00:28:10,800 --> 00:28:13,276 - WELL, WHY... WHY IS IT THERE IN THE FIRST PLACE? 734 00:28:13,300 --> 00:28:15,409 I THINK BACK IN THE DAY, IT WAS THERE TO, 735 00:28:15,433 --> 00:28:17,350 LIKE, PROTECT FROM BUGS, AND... - YEAH, BUT YOUR HAIR'S THERE. 736 00:28:17,374 --> 00:28:18,910 YOU WOULDN'T LET IT JUST GO CRAZY. 737 00:28:18,934 --> 00:28:20,211 - YES! - YOU HAVE A PROBLEM 738 00:28:20,235 --> 00:28:21,447 WITH BUGS IN HER BUSH. 739 00:28:21,471 --> 00:28:23,743 - WELL, WHY WOULD WE HAVE THAT DOWN THERE? 740 00:28:23,767 --> 00:28:25,609 - DARLING, I DON'T KNOW. 741 00:28:25,633 --> 00:28:27,009 - THERE WAS SOME PROTECTION OF SOME KIND. 742 00:28:27,033 --> 00:28:29,347 - I THINK WE NEED PROTECTION STILL. 743 00:28:29,371 --> 00:28:30,409 - I THINK SO, TOO. 744 00:28:30,433 --> 00:28:31,780 - FROM HUSBANDS. - YOU DON'T NEED... 745 00:28:31,804 --> 00:28:34,109 - AS LONG AS I CAN HAVE A LOOK OCCASIONALLY... 746 00:28:34,133 --> 00:28:36,142 - HA HA HA. 747 00:28:36,166 --> 00:28:37,409 ROCIO? WHAT DO YOU NEED? 748 00:28:37,433 --> 00:28:38,778 TAKE YOUR PLATE TO THE KITCHEN, ROCIO, 749 00:28:38,802 --> 00:28:40,409 BECAUSE THERE'S TALK ABOUT OUR SEX LIFE. 750 00:28:40,433 --> 00:28:42,109 - OH. [chuckles] 751 00:28:42,133 --> 00:28:44,543 - OH! 752 00:28:44,567 --> 00:28:48,109 - NOW, BACK TO YOUR VAGINA. [laughter] 753 00:28:48,133 --> 00:28:50,609 - COMING UP... - THE LADY OF THE HOUR, 754 00:28:50,633 --> 00:28:56,973 LISA VANDERPUMP. - OH, THANK YOU SO MUCH. 755 00:28:58,100 --> 00:28:59,077 - HI, BRENNA. HOW ARE YOU? 756 00:28:59,101 --> 00:29:00,347 - HOW ARE YOU? NICE TO SEE YOU. 757 00:29:00,371 --> 00:29:02,309 - EUROPEAN, TWICE, TWO KISSES. - YES. 758 00:29:02,333 --> 00:29:03,847 MY HUSBAND LOVES WHAT HE DOES. 759 00:29:03,871 --> 00:29:06,710 YOU KNOW, YOU DON'T HAVE 16 GRAMMYS ON THE PIANO 760 00:29:06,734 --> 00:29:08,379 IF YOU DON'T LOVE WHAT YOU DO. 761 00:29:08,403 --> 00:29:10,810 I HEARD THAT LUTHER VANDROSS KIND OF SONG. 762 00:29:10,834 --> 00:29:11,948 - OH, HOUSE IS NOT A HOME. 763 00:29:11,972 --> 00:29:13,443 - HOUSE IS NOT A HOME. - OH, YEAH. 764 00:29:13,467 --> 00:29:15,843 - HE HOPES TO BE AN E.G.O.T. ONE DAY. 765 00:29:15,867 --> 00:29:17,609 HE'S WON THE EMMY, HE'S WON THE GRAMMY, 766 00:29:17,633 --> 00:29:18,843 HE'S WON AN OSCAR, 767 00:29:18,867 --> 00:29:21,276 AND HE COULD POTENTIALLY WIN A TONY. 768 00:29:21,300 --> 00:29:22,347 - WE'RE JUST MESSING WITH THIS BLUES SONG. 769 00:29:22,371 --> 00:29:23,476 WANT TO HEAR? - YES. 770 00:29:23,500 --> 00:29:26,242 [bluesy chords] 771 00:29:26,266 --> 00:29:31,443 - ♪♪ MY BABY TOOK ME SHOPPING FOR DIAMOND RINGS AND SUCH ♪♪ 772 00:29:31,467 --> 00:29:33,576 ♪♪ NOW WHEN HE TAKES ME SHOPPING ♪♪ 773 00:29:33,600 --> 00:29:36,343 ♪♪ I CAN NEVER HAVE TOO MUCH ♪♪ 774 00:29:36,367 --> 00:29:41,476 ♪♪ LET'S TAKE A RIDE TO PARADISE THROUGH THOSE HILLS OF BEVERLY ♪♪ 775 00:29:41,500 --> 00:29:44,543 ♪♪ I'VE BEEN RICH I'VE BEEN POOR ♪♪ 776 00:29:44,567 --> 00:29:46,743 ♪♪ AND BABY RICH IS BETTER ♪♪ 777 00:29:46,767 --> 00:29:48,643 ♪♪ I'VE UP I'VE BEEN DOWN ♪♪ 778 00:29:48,667 --> 00:29:51,843 ♪♪ AND YOU KNOW UP IS BETTER ♪♪ 779 00:29:51,867 --> 00:29:57,027 - WOW, YAY. LOVE IT. IT GIVES ME GOOSEBUMPS. 780 00:30:02,133 --> 00:30:03,509 - MORNING, DARLING. - MORNING. 781 00:30:03,533 --> 00:30:05,347 - OH, HE'S UP AT LAST. - HI, DARLING. 782 00:30:05,371 --> 00:30:08,144 NICE OF YOU TO SHOW UP. THE CAR MADE IT, THEN? 783 00:30:08,168 --> 00:30:10,042 - I'M TIRED. 784 00:30:10,066 --> 00:30:11,976 - YOU'RE TIRED? - I AM, YEAH. 785 00:30:12,000 --> 00:30:14,609 - SO, YOU DIDN'T BRING YOUR GIRLFRIEND AND HER MOTHER. 786 00:30:14,633 --> 00:30:15,610 THANK YOU FOR THAT. 787 00:30:15,634 --> 00:30:17,042 - WELL, YOU SAID NO. 788 00:30:17,066 --> 00:30:19,209 - IT'D BE KIND OF WEIRD... "OH, BY THE WAY, EXCUSE ME, 789 00:30:19,233 --> 00:30:21,779 "I'M NEVER MET YOU BEFORE. I'M JUST GONNA GET A STAR. 790 00:30:21,803 --> 00:30:23,145 I'LL BE BACK IN A MINUTE." 791 00:30:23,169 --> 00:30:25,076 NO, MAX, I DON'T THINK IT'D BE QUITE RIGHT. 792 00:30:25,100 --> 00:30:26,346 MAX'S GIRLFRIEND HASN'T 793 00:30:26,370 --> 00:30:29,309 REALLY INTERACTED WITH THE FAMILY THAT MUCH. 794 00:30:29,333 --> 00:30:30,710 KEN'S LOOKING AT IT AND SAYING, 795 00:30:30,734 --> 00:30:31,881 "WHY WOULD YOU BE WITH SOMEBODY 796 00:30:31,905 --> 00:30:33,409 THAT'S 15 YEARS OLDER THAN YOU?" 797 00:30:33,433 --> 00:30:35,409 I MEAN, IF KEN WAS WITH SOMEBODY 15... 798 00:30:35,433 --> 00:30:37,447 WELL, ACTUALLY, THEY WOULDN'T BE ALIVE IF... 799 00:30:37,471 --> 00:30:39,076 SOMEBODY 15 YEARS OLDER THEN HIM. 800 00:30:39,100 --> 00:30:40,476 SO HE'S NOT QUITE GETTING IT. 801 00:30:40,500 --> 00:30:41,743 - GOOD MORNING. 802 00:30:41,767 --> 00:30:44,476 - OH, MY GOD, YOU GET UP LIKE THAT? 803 00:30:44,500 --> 00:30:45,676 LOOK AT YOU. 804 00:30:45,700 --> 00:30:48,047 - I HAVE TO SHINE AND SPARKLE FOR YOU. 805 00:30:48,071 --> 00:30:49,376 - YOU ARE THE STAR. 806 00:30:49,400 --> 00:30:50,509 - GOOD MORNING. - HEY. 807 00:30:50,533 --> 00:30:52,309 - NICE TO SEE YOU. - HI. 808 00:30:52,333 --> 00:30:53,710 - NICE TO SEE YOU. - I LOVE YOU. 809 00:30:53,734 --> 00:30:55,181 - HOW ARE YOU? - THANK YOU FOR COMING. 810 00:30:55,205 --> 00:30:58,009 OH, GIGGY IS THE LOVE OF MY LIFE. 811 00:30:58,033 --> 00:30:59,147 - I THOUGHT I WAS. 812 00:30:59,171 --> 00:31:00,676 COME ON, GIG. - WELL, YOU'RE SECOND. 813 00:31:00,700 --> 00:31:03,409 - LET ME SEE HOW YOU SLEEP. - WHAT DO YOU MEAN? 814 00:31:03,433 --> 00:31:05,643 LOOK AT THIS. - LOOK AT THIS. 815 00:31:05,667 --> 00:31:07,910 - YEAH, I ALWAYS DO. - I WISH. 816 00:31:07,934 --> 00:31:09,211 - HUH? - I SLEEP IN A RATTY, 817 00:31:09,235 --> 00:31:10,547 OLD T-SHIRT, POOR HARRY. 818 00:31:10,571 --> 00:31:12,409 - I'M IN MY NOTRE DAME SWEATPANTS. 819 00:31:12,433 --> 00:31:14,079 - ARE YOU? OKAY, GOOD, I'M GLAD TO HEAR. 820 00:31:14,103 --> 00:31:15,476 - THIS IS EASY. - I KNOW. 821 00:31:15,500 --> 00:31:17,409 I DON'T KNOW WHY I CAN'T GO THERE, BUT I LIKE IT. 822 00:31:17,433 --> 00:31:20,147 - THERE'S MORE WORK LIKE WITH TROUSERS AND ALL OF THOSE... 823 00:31:20,171 --> 00:31:21,543 - I JUST DO A V-NECK T-SHIRT. 824 00:31:21,567 --> 00:31:23,810 - WHAT, NO DRAWERS OR ANYTHING? - DEPENDS. 825 00:31:23,834 --> 00:31:25,948 - OH, I WOULDN'T DO THAT BECAUSE NO, NO, NO, NO, NO. 826 00:31:25,972 --> 00:31:28,142 - DEPENDS. YOU... YOU WOULD HAVE TO HAVE DRAWERS ON. 827 00:31:28,166 --> 00:31:29,943 THAT'S WHY YOU HAVE A LONG... - THAT'S WHY I HAVE 828 00:31:29,967 --> 00:31:31,710 A LONG NIGHTDRESS. - OTHERWISE FORGET IT. 829 00:31:31,734 --> 00:31:34,743 [laughing] 830 00:31:34,767 --> 00:31:36,109 I LIKE IT, THOUGH. 831 00:31:36,133 --> 00:31:37,980 - BY THE TIME HE GETS THERE, HE'S GIVEN UP. 832 00:31:38,004 --> 00:31:40,070 I'M GONNA GO AND GET DRESSED. 833 00:31:47,467 --> 00:31:50,976 [dog barking] 834 00:31:51,000 --> 00:31:52,576 - BAMBI. 835 00:31:52,600 --> 00:31:54,009 LET HER IN? 836 00:31:54,033 --> 00:31:55,779 HONEY, I DON'T KNOW WHAT TO WEAR. 837 00:31:55,803 --> 00:31:56,947 NOT THAT YOU CARE. 838 00:31:56,971 --> 00:31:58,676 I... HI, GUYS. 839 00:31:58,700 --> 00:32:00,647 - OF COURSE I CARE. - YEAH, YOU DO. RIGHT. 840 00:32:00,671 --> 00:32:02,643 - WHERE ARE THE BOWLS? 841 00:32:02,667 --> 00:32:03,876 - WHAT KIND OF BOWL DO YOU WANT? 842 00:32:03,900 --> 00:32:05,409 - JUST, LIKE, A S... A BOWL. 843 00:32:05,433 --> 00:32:07,348 LIKE, A BOWL. WHERE'S A BOWL? - A SALAD BOWL, A CEREAL BOWL? 844 00:32:07,372 --> 00:32:08,843 THERE'S LOTS OF BOWLS. - JUST A BOWL. 845 00:32:08,867 --> 00:32:10,543 LIKE, A SALAD BOWL. - A SALAD BOWL. 846 00:32:10,567 --> 00:32:11,743 WELL, A SALAD BOWL'S OVER HERE. 847 00:32:11,767 --> 00:32:13,343 WE JUST GOT BACK FROM SPAIN, 848 00:32:13,367 --> 00:32:15,710 SO I AM BASICALLY GOING TO A WEDDING 849 00:32:15,734 --> 00:32:17,881 AT 3:00 IN THE MORNING SPAIN TIME. 850 00:32:17,905 --> 00:32:20,509 WE'RE ALL EXHAUSTED, SO THE ONLY THING 851 00:32:20,533 --> 00:32:22,750 THAT IS KEEPING ME GOING TO GET TO BROOKE'S WEDDING 852 00:32:22,774 --> 00:32:24,076 IS EXCITEMENT. 853 00:32:24,100 --> 00:32:25,209 OKAY, WELL, WE'RE GONNA 854 00:32:25,233 --> 00:32:27,079 GO UPSTAIRS AND START GETTING READY. 855 00:32:27,103 --> 00:32:29,045 PORTIA, I NEED TO WASH YOUR HAIR, 856 00:32:29,069 --> 00:32:30,409 I NEED TO FINISH MY MAKEUP, 857 00:32:30,433 --> 00:32:31,548 AND WE NEED TO PICK A DRESS FOR YOU. 858 00:32:31,572 --> 00:32:32,544 - I'M GOING. 859 00:32:32,568 --> 00:32:34,843 - WHAT ARE YOU GONNA WEAR, HONEY? 860 00:32:34,867 --> 00:32:37,076 - WHAT'S THE DRESS CODE? 861 00:32:37,100 --> 00:32:39,009 - YOU HAVE TO WEAR A SUIT AND A TIE. 862 00:32:39,033 --> 00:32:40,676 - A TIE? - I THINK SO. 863 00:32:40,700 --> 00:32:41,976 - WOULD YOU DOUBLE-CHECK? 864 00:32:42,000 --> 00:32:43,600 - I'LL CALL KIM. 865 00:32:49,333 --> 00:32:53,943 - MY DAUGHTER IS GOING TO MAKE THE MOST BEAUTIFUL BRIDE, AND... 866 00:32:53,967 --> 00:32:55,943 - BEAUTIFUL COUPLE. - THEY REALLY ARE. 867 00:32:55,967 --> 00:32:57,409 LIKE, THEY'RE LIKE KEN AND BARBIE. 868 00:32:57,433 --> 00:33:01,109 [phone chiming] OH, IT'S MY SISTER. 869 00:33:01,133 --> 00:33:03,250 HELLO? I'M GONNA PUT YOU ON SPEAKER, OKAY? 870 00:33:03,274 --> 00:33:04,743 OKAY. 871 00:33:04,767 --> 00:33:06,076 HI. 872 00:33:06,100 --> 00:33:07,843 - HI. IT'S YOUR BIG DAY. 873 00:33:07,867 --> 00:33:09,276 - I KNOW. 874 00:33:09,300 --> 00:33:10,643 WHAT ARE YOU DOING? 875 00:33:10,667 --> 00:33:12,309 - I'M JUST GETTING READY, GETTING PORTIA READY. 876 00:33:12,333 --> 00:33:14,250 I STILL DON'T KNOW WHAT TO WEAR, BUT WHATEVER. 877 00:33:14,274 --> 00:33:16,076 I'LL FIGURE THAT OUT. 878 00:33:16,100 --> 00:33:18,409 BUT WHAT... WHAT DO THE MEN WEAR? 879 00:33:18,433 --> 00:33:21,142 - UM, THE MEN ARE WEARING SUITS, AND THEN, LIKE, THE PEOPLE 880 00:33:21,166 --> 00:33:23,109 THAT ARE IN THE WEDDING, OF COURSE, ARE WEARING TUXES. 881 00:33:23,133 --> 00:33:26,276 KYLE, BROOKE IS GETTING MARRIED. 882 00:33:26,300 --> 00:33:27,509 - I CANNOT BELIEVE THIS. 883 00:33:27,533 --> 00:33:28,609 - RIGHT? - HOW DID THIS HAPPEN? 884 00:33:28,633 --> 00:33:30,279 - I DON'T KNOW. I... - YEAH. 885 00:33:30,303 --> 00:33:32,910 THEY'RE SO CUTE TOGETHER. I'M SO EXCITED. 886 00:33:32,934 --> 00:33:34,910 IF YOU NEED ANYTHING, CALL ME. 887 00:33:34,934 --> 00:33:36,943 - OKAY. I LOVE YOU. 888 00:33:36,967 --> 00:33:39,144 - DON'T CRY. YOU'RE GONNA RUIN YOUR MAKEUP, AND YOUR EYES 889 00:33:39,168 --> 00:33:42,476 ARE GONNA BE SWOLLEN. - I KNOW. 890 00:33:42,500 --> 00:33:45,276 - MOM IS WITH YOU TODAY, WATCHING OVER EVERYTHING, 891 00:33:45,300 --> 00:33:47,109 AND DAD. 892 00:33:47,133 --> 00:33:49,409 - I KNOW. - I KNOW IT'S BROOKE'S WEDDING, 893 00:33:49,433 --> 00:33:52,176 BUT IT'S ALSO KIM'S TIME TO SHINE. 894 00:33:52,200 --> 00:33:54,242 SHE'S HAPPY AND SOBER. 895 00:33:54,266 --> 00:33:56,242 SHE IS THE MOTHER OF THE BRIDE, 896 00:33:56,266 --> 00:33:57,910 AND THIS IS HER BIG DAY. 897 00:33:57,934 --> 00:34:00,049 OKAY, I LOVE YOU. GO BACK TO DOING YOUR HAIR AND MAKEUP. 898 00:34:00,073 --> 00:34:01,409 I'LL SEE YOU IN A WHILE. I LOVE YOU SO MUCH. 899 00:34:01,433 --> 00:34:02,780 - ALL RIGHT. I LOVE YOU. I'LL SEE YOU IN A WHILE. 900 00:34:02,804 --> 00:34:04,147 - BYE. - LOVE YOU, LOVE YOU. 901 00:34:04,171 --> 00:34:05,176 - BYE. 902 00:34:05,200 --> 00:34:06,500 [Portia giggles] 903 00:34:08,633 --> 00:34:11,403 OKAY, YOU NEED TO WASH YOUR HAIR, MISSY. 904 00:34:16,734 --> 00:34:18,011 SO DID YOU LIKE NO NECKLACE 905 00:34:18,035 --> 00:34:20,747 OR THIS NECKLACE WITH THE DIAMOND EARRINGS? 906 00:34:20,771 --> 00:34:21,976 - THAT'S MY FAVORITE NECKLACE. 907 00:34:22,000 --> 00:34:23,776 CAN I HAVE THAT WHEN YOU'RE OLDER? 908 00:34:23,800 --> 00:34:25,509 - WHEN I DIE? JUST SAY IT, ALEXIA. 909 00:34:25,533 --> 00:34:27,679 - [laughing] - YOU ALMOST JUST SAID IT... 910 00:34:27,703 --> 00:34:29,970 YEAH, "CAN I HAVE THAT NECKLACE WHEN YOU DIE?" 911 00:34:32,400 --> 00:34:33,876 - DO YOU REMEMBER WHEN I MET YOU, 912 00:34:33,900 --> 00:34:36,743 AND YOU WORE THOSE GOLD GO-GO SHORTS 913 00:34:36,767 --> 00:34:40,009 AND THOSE LITTLE GO-GO BOOTS FOR, LIKE THREE YEARS? 914 00:34:40,033 --> 00:34:42,576 REMEMBER... HI. - HI. 915 00:34:42,600 --> 00:34:43,776 - ARE YOU READY FOR TODAY? 916 00:34:43,800 --> 00:34:46,009 - YEAH. HOW ABOUT YOURSELF? 917 00:34:46,033 --> 00:34:48,009 HEY. - WELL, I'VE BEEN CRYING A LOT. 918 00:34:48,033 --> 00:34:49,647 - YOU LOOK SO... WE'VE ALREADY CRIED. 919 00:34:49,671 --> 00:34:51,276 - YOU HAVE? - YOU LOOK SO HANDSOME. 920 00:34:51,300 --> 00:34:52,376 - OH, RIGHT. 921 00:34:52,400 --> 00:34:54,376 - YOU DO. - TALKED TO BROOKE. 922 00:34:54,400 --> 00:34:55,976 SHE'S EXCITED. - I JUST TALKED TO HER. 923 00:34:56,000 --> 00:34:57,176 I JUST... - DID YOU? 924 00:34:57,200 --> 00:35:02,109 - STARTED TO CRY AGAIN, SO... 925 00:35:02,133 --> 00:35:04,042 I KNOW OUR MOMS ARE... 926 00:35:04,066 --> 00:35:06,242 - THEY'RE HERE WATCHING STUFF. 927 00:35:06,266 --> 00:35:08,943 - SEEING MONTY ALL DRESSED IN HIS TUX, 928 00:35:08,967 --> 00:35:11,509 HE ALMOST LOOKED LIKE WHEN WE WERE KIDS AGAIN, 929 00:35:11,533 --> 00:35:16,376 WHEN WE WERE LIKE... 18, 19 YEARS OLD. 930 00:35:16,400 --> 00:35:21,643 I'LL NEVER FORGET THAT MOMENT EVER FOR THE REST OF MY LIFE. 931 00:35:21,667 --> 00:35:22,843 - WELL, AT LEAST IT'S THE FIRST TIME 932 00:35:22,867 --> 00:35:25,343 I GIVE AWAY A BRIDE INSTEAD OF MARRYING ONE. 933 00:35:25,367 --> 00:35:28,967 - YOU KNOW WHAT THEY SAY... FATHER IS A GIRL'S FIRST LOVE. 934 00:35:32,734 --> 00:35:34,751 - IT'S TRUE, LIKE, MONTY WOULD COME HOME, 935 00:35:34,775 --> 00:35:39,127 AND SHE'D LIGHT UP LIKE A LITTLE CHRISTMAS TREE FOR YOU. 936 00:35:40,667 --> 00:35:43,543 - MOM, DO YOU THINK I SHOULD LEAVE MY HAIR DOWN LIKE THIS, 937 00:35:43,567 --> 00:35:44,976 OR DO YOU THINK I SHOULD PUT IT UP IN A BUN? 938 00:35:45,000 --> 00:35:47,209 - I THINK THE CURLS DOWN, ACTUALLY, TODAY. 939 00:35:47,233 --> 00:35:48,409 THEY LOOK REALLY BEAUTIFUL. 940 00:35:48,433 --> 00:35:50,550 LEAVE THEM LIKE THAT. - HOW COME NOT A BUN? 941 00:35:50,574 --> 00:35:53,776 - I'LL DO IT. 942 00:35:53,800 --> 00:35:55,009 - THANKS, SOPHIA. 943 00:35:55,033 --> 00:35:57,676 - YOU'RE WELCOME. - [laughing] 944 00:35:57,700 --> 00:35:59,309 - WELL, THAT'S JUST GONNA TAKE MORE TIME, 945 00:35:59,333 --> 00:36:01,176 AND WE'RE RUNNING BEHIND. 946 00:36:01,200 --> 00:36:02,609 [sighs] 947 00:36:02,633 --> 00:36:06,579 BEING ON TIME IS VERY DIFFICULT WHEN YOU HAVE FOUR DAUGHTERS. 948 00:36:06,603 --> 00:36:07,910 DID YOU GUYS TAKE MY RAZOR? 949 00:36:07,934 --> 00:36:09,611 - YEAH, I WAS JUST USING IT. - WHERE IS IT? 950 00:36:09,635 --> 00:36:10,976 - OH, I DIDN'T... I DON'T KNOW. 951 00:36:11,000 --> 00:36:12,910 - I'M NOT LIKING THE WAY MY HAIR'S TURNING OUT RIGHT NOW. 952 00:36:12,934 --> 00:36:14,279 - I DON'T LIKE MY HAIR, 953 00:36:14,303 --> 00:36:17,476 I DON'T LIKE MY DRESS, MY SHOES HURT, SHE STOLE MY TOP. 954 00:36:17,500 --> 00:36:18,776 WHO TOOK MY CHANEL EYELINER? 955 00:36:18,800 --> 00:36:20,509 THERE'S A LOT OF STUFF GOING ON AROUND HERE. 956 00:36:20,533 --> 00:36:22,073 OKAY, GUYS, WE REALLY HAVE TO GO. 957 00:36:33,033 --> 00:36:35,242 - THANK YOU. [cheers and applause] 958 00:36:35,266 --> 00:36:36,243 HELLO, IT'S NOT THE RIGHT... 959 00:36:36,267 --> 00:36:39,176 IT'S THE OTHER ONE. [laughing] 960 00:36:39,200 --> 00:36:41,676 I'VE ATTENDED A COUPLE OF CEREMONIES 961 00:36:41,700 --> 00:36:43,409 ON THE HOLLYWOOD WALK OF FAME. 962 00:36:43,433 --> 00:36:45,142 HI, GUYS. 963 00:36:45,166 --> 00:36:47,910 BUT I FEEL MUCH MORE IN MY ELEMENT 964 00:36:47,934 --> 00:36:50,648 AT THE PALM SPRINGS ONE THAN AT THE HOLLYWOOD ONE. 965 00:36:50,672 --> 00:36:52,609 THOUGH I'M IN MY ELEMENT AT THE HOLLYWOOD ONE. 966 00:36:52,633 --> 00:36:54,047 I'M JUST IN MY ELEMENT. 967 00:36:54,071 --> 00:36:57,209 IF THERE'S A STAR BEING PRESENTED, I'M IN MY ELEMENT. 968 00:36:57,233 --> 00:36:58,976 LET'S JUST SAY THAT. 969 00:36:59,000 --> 00:37:00,676 - OH, WOW. 970 00:37:00,700 --> 00:37:02,009 EVERYBODY'S WEARING PINK. 971 00:37:02,033 --> 00:37:06,643 THAT IS THE CUTEST THING EVER. 972 00:37:06,667 --> 00:37:08,276 OH, LORD. 973 00:37:08,300 --> 00:37:11,376 - LADIES AND GENTLEMEN, PLEASE GIVE A WARM WELCOME 974 00:37:11,400 --> 00:37:14,876 TO THE LADY OF THE HOUR, LISA VANDERPUMP. 975 00:37:14,900 --> 00:37:17,447 - SO GOOD TO SEE YOU. OH, LOOK AT YOU. 976 00:37:17,471 --> 00:37:21,476 - AHH! - THANK YOU FOR WEARING PINK. 977 00:37:21,500 --> 00:37:22,810 - LADIES AND GENTLEMEN, 978 00:37:22,834 --> 00:37:25,609 PLEASE MAKE WELCOME, GIGGY. 979 00:37:25,633 --> 00:37:29,543 [cheers and applause] 980 00:37:29,567 --> 00:37:30,843 - OH, GIGGY. 981 00:37:30,867 --> 00:37:34,142 - AND LISA'S HUSBAND, KEN TODD. 982 00:37:34,166 --> 00:37:36,643 - IF I WAS KEN, I'D BE LIKE, "WHAT THE [bleep]?" 983 00:37:36,667 --> 00:37:39,509 IT'S JUST LIKE, "THE DOG'S INTRODUCED BEFORE ME?" 984 00:37:39,533 --> 00:37:41,247 BUT I THINK IN KEN'S MIND, 985 00:37:41,271 --> 00:37:44,209 HE EVEN PUTS THE LITTLE SEX MONSTER BEFORE HIMSELF. 986 00:37:44,233 --> 00:37:47,509 SO I GUESS HE'S NOT GONNA EVEN NOTICE IT. 987 00:37:47,533 --> 00:37:48,910 - GOOD MORNING, EVERYONE. 988 00:37:48,934 --> 00:37:51,751 WELCOME TO OUR STAR CEREMONY THIS MORNING. 989 00:37:51,775 --> 00:37:56,843 TODAY, WE'RE HERE TO HONOR NOTED TELEVISION PERSONALITY, AUTHOR, 990 00:37:56,867 --> 00:38:00,876 AND HUMANITARIAN, LISA VANDERPUMP. 991 00:38:00,900 --> 00:38:03,042 [cheers and applause] 992 00:38:03,066 --> 00:38:04,076 LADIES AND GENTLEMEN, 993 00:38:04,100 --> 00:38:06,676 PLEASE WELCOME, MR. LANCE BASS. 994 00:38:06,700 --> 00:38:09,676 - OH, WHAT ARE YOU GONNA SAY? 995 00:38:09,700 --> 00:38:11,109 - HELLO, PALM SPRINGS. 996 00:38:11,133 --> 00:38:13,076 [applause, shouting] 997 00:38:13,100 --> 00:38:15,676 I'VE NOW OFFICIALLY DONE A WHITE T-SHIRT CONTEST, 998 00:38:15,700 --> 00:38:18,910 SO EXCUSE THE NIPPLES COMING OUT OF IT. 999 00:38:18,934 --> 00:38:20,176 I AM TRULY PROUD 1000 00:38:20,200 --> 00:38:23,209 AND HONORED TODAY TO HONOR THIS WOMAN RIGHT HERE. 1001 00:38:23,233 --> 00:38:25,947 SHE HAS QUICKLY BECOME ONE OF AMERICA'S SWEETHEARTS, 1002 00:38:25,971 --> 00:38:28,643 BUT UNLIKE SO MANY OTHERS IN HER POSITION, 1003 00:38:28,667 --> 00:38:30,643 SHE HAS USED HER PLATFORM TO ACTIVELY SUPPORT 1004 00:38:30,667 --> 00:38:33,643 AND RAISE OUR COMMUNITY, THE LGBT COMMUNITY, 1005 00:38:33,667 --> 00:38:36,476 WHICH IS BASICALLY KIND OF PALM SPRINGS, TOO. 1006 00:38:36,500 --> 00:38:38,343 [laughter] 1007 00:38:38,367 --> 00:38:40,443 LISA, CONGRATULATIONS, MY LOVE. - THANK YOU, DARLING. 1008 00:38:40,467 --> 00:38:41,810 - YOU'RE THE BEST. - THANK YOU. 1009 00:38:41,834 --> 00:38:43,879 PALM SPRINGS HAS BEEN VERY KIND TO ME 1010 00:38:43,903 --> 00:38:45,276 AND REALLY EMBRACED ME. 1011 00:38:45,300 --> 00:38:47,647 THIS STAR IS LIKE THE ICING ON THE CAKE, REALLY, 1012 00:38:47,671 --> 00:38:51,343 AND I ACCEPT IT HUMBLY AND WITH SUCH GRATITUDE. 1013 00:38:51,367 --> 00:38:54,042 THANK YOU TO ALL OF YOU SO MUCH. 1014 00:38:54,066 --> 00:38:55,609 I KNOW IT'S UNBEARABLY HOT, 1015 00:38:55,633 --> 00:38:57,850 AND I REALLY APPRECIATE YOU COMING OUT. 1016 00:38:57,874 --> 00:39:00,643 I NEVER THOUGHT IN MY WILDEST DREAMS 1017 00:39:00,667 --> 00:39:04,144 THAT I WOULD ACTUALLY EVER GET TO LIE NEXT TO SONNY BONO, 1018 00:39:04,168 --> 00:39:06,009 SO THANK YOU. [laughs] 1019 00:39:06,033 --> 00:39:07,943 - ON THE COUNT OF THREE. 1020 00:39:07,967 --> 00:39:12,343 ONE, TWO, THREE. 1021 00:39:12,367 --> 00:39:14,976 All: WHOO! 1022 00:39:15,000 --> 00:39:18,142 [overlapping chatter] 1023 00:39:18,166 --> 00:39:19,996 - THANK YOU SO MUCH. 1024 00:39:22,967 --> 00:39:25,676 - COMING UP... - YOU LOOK SO GORGEOUS. 1025 00:39:25,700 --> 00:39:31,000 - GOD, WHAT DO I DO? - TEARS OF JOY, BITTERSWEET. 1026 00:39:32,900 --> 00:39:34,309 - COME ON, ANGEL. 1027 00:39:34,333 --> 00:39:36,347 - OH, MY GOSH, THEY'RE IMPOSSIBLE TO WALK IN. 1028 00:39:36,371 --> 00:39:38,244 - WELL, HIGH HEELS ARE NOT EASY, GIRLS. 1029 00:39:38,268 --> 00:39:41,076 - THE PRICE OF BEAUTY. 1030 00:39:41,100 --> 00:39:43,576 - I DON'T KNOW IF IT'S A NORMAL SISTER THING, 1031 00:39:43,600 --> 00:39:46,176 OR JUST MY SISTERS AND ME, 1032 00:39:46,200 --> 00:39:50,176 BUT IT FEELS LIKE THIS IS OUR MOMENT. 1033 00:39:50,200 --> 00:39:53,047 ALEXIA, SEE HOW CUTE THIS IS? BROOKE HOLDING THAYER. 1034 00:39:53,071 --> 00:39:55,176 - IT'S THE CUTEST THING EVER. 1035 00:39:55,200 --> 00:39:57,876 - THAT'S LIKE, REAL SOUL MATES, RIGHT? 1036 00:39:57,900 --> 00:39:59,076 PORTIA, LOOK AT BROOKIE. 1037 00:39:59,100 --> 00:40:00,476 THEY'LL BE HUSBAND AND WIFE IN A LITTLE BIT. 1038 00:40:00,500 --> 00:40:01,643 - THAT'S SO CUTE. 1039 00:40:01,667 --> 00:40:03,476 - ISN'T THAT CUTE? 1040 00:40:03,500 --> 00:40:04,947 JUST THINK, MAYBE THERE'S SOMEONE NOW 1041 00:40:04,971 --> 00:40:06,910 THAT'S GONNA BE YOUR HUSBAND, JUST LIKE THAT. 1042 00:40:06,934 --> 00:40:09,209 - NO. [laughter] 1043 00:40:09,233 --> 00:40:11,409 - WHEN ONE OF MY DAUGHTERS GETS MARRIED, 1044 00:40:11,433 --> 00:40:16,009 I AM GOING TO BE SO EXCITED AND ENJOY EVERY LITTLE MOMENT, 1045 00:40:16,033 --> 00:40:18,409 BUT I'M GOING TO CRY MY EYES OUT. 1046 00:40:18,433 --> 00:40:20,076 I KNOW MYSELF. 1047 00:40:20,100 --> 00:40:21,343 - OH, MY GOD. 1048 00:40:21,367 --> 00:40:22,743 LOOK AT YOU. 1049 00:40:22,767 --> 00:40:24,776 YOU LOOK SO GORGEOUS. 1050 00:40:24,800 --> 00:40:27,245 - GOD, WHAT DO I DO? - TEARS OF JOY, BITTERSWEET. 1051 00:40:27,269 --> 00:40:30,176 - OUR MOM IS NOT HERE, SO WITH THE THREE SISTERS, 1052 00:40:30,200 --> 00:40:32,047 AT DIFFERENT TIMES IN OUR LIVES, 1053 00:40:32,071 --> 00:40:34,543 WE EACH TAKE ON THE MOTHER ROLE. 1054 00:40:34,567 --> 00:40:36,743 - SO LAST NIGHT AT THE REHEARSAL DINNER, 1055 00:40:36,767 --> 00:40:38,209 I KEPT LOOKING AT YOU. 1056 00:40:38,233 --> 00:40:39,550 - I KNOW. - BUT YOU DIDN'T HAVE ANY... 1057 00:40:39,574 --> 00:40:41,343 - BECAUSE YOU WERE PERFECT. 1058 00:40:41,367 --> 00:40:42,910 - RIGHT NOW IT'S KATHY, 1059 00:40:42,934 --> 00:40:47,142 SO SHE'S JUST SORT OF STEPPING IN AND ENJOYING THIS, I THINK. 1060 00:40:47,166 --> 00:40:48,943 - I JUST STARTED REMEMBERING ALL THESE THINGS, 1061 00:40:48,967 --> 00:40:52,710 LIKE WHEN SHE WAS FIRST BORN, HOW LONG I WAITED FOR HER, 1062 00:40:52,734 --> 00:40:55,611 AND THE FIRST TIME SHE STOOD AT THE EDGE OF THE CRIB 1063 00:40:55,635 --> 00:40:58,150 AND I REALIZED, LIKE, SHE WAS STANDING ON HER OWN. 1064 00:40:58,174 --> 00:41:01,843 AND I'M VERY HAPPY TO HAVE MY SISTERS WITH ME. 1065 00:41:01,867 --> 00:41:06,242 THIS IS ONE OF THE MOST IMPORTANT DAYS... 1066 00:41:06,266 --> 00:41:07,509 OF MY WHOLE LIFE. 1067 00:41:07,533 --> 00:41:09,276 - ARE YOU READY? YOU CAN DO THIS. 1068 00:41:09,300 --> 00:41:10,847 - I'M NOT SURE... - TAKE A DEEP BREATH. 1069 00:41:10,871 --> 00:41:12,697 TAKE A DEEP BREATH. - OKAY. 1070 00:41:18,367 --> 00:41:22,276 - ON DAYS LIKE TODAY, WHEN YOUR DAUGHTER'S GETTING MARRIED, 1071 00:41:22,300 --> 00:41:26,142 YOU ALL OF THE SUDDEN FLASH BACK TO THE FIRST TIME 1072 00:41:26,166 --> 00:41:30,543 YOU EVER LAID EYES ON THEM, THE FIRST TIME THEY WALK, TALK, 1073 00:41:30,567 --> 00:41:32,376 SAY MAMA. 1074 00:41:32,400 --> 00:41:38,209 AND THEN ALL OF THE SUDDEN, THEY'RE WALKING DOWN THAT AISLE, 1075 00:41:38,233 --> 00:41:41,743 AND YOU KNOW YOUR... 1076 00:41:41,767 --> 00:41:44,076 THEIR WHOLE LIFE IS ABOUT TO CHANGE. 1077 00:41:44,100 --> 00:41:46,746 - I SUBMIT TO YOU TODAY TWO HEARTS SO CLOSE, 1078 00:41:46,770 --> 00:41:50,144 IT'S HARD TO TELL WHERE ONE ENDS AND THE OTHER BEGINS. 1079 00:41:50,168 --> 00:41:52,710 SO MAKE NO MISTAKE, WE ARE GATHERED HERE TONIGHT 1080 00:41:52,734 --> 00:41:55,943 NOT TO WITNESS THE BEGINNING OF SOMETHING. 1081 00:41:55,967 --> 00:41:59,176 WE'RE HERE TO WITNESS SOMETHING THAT HAS ALREADY BEGUN. 1082 00:41:59,200 --> 00:42:01,843 - BROOKE WAS THE FIRST TIME 1083 00:42:01,867 --> 00:42:04,044 I'D EVER CRIED BECAUSE I WAS HAPPY. 1084 00:42:04,068 --> 00:42:05,676 - YOU TWO HAVE RINGS FOR EACH OTHER? 1085 00:42:05,700 --> 00:42:07,810 - YOU HEAR THOSE WORDS, "TEARS OF JOY." 1086 00:42:07,834 --> 00:42:09,751 I NEVER UNDERSTOOD WHAT THEY MEANT 1087 00:42:09,775 --> 00:42:14,843 UNTIL THEY HANDED HER TO ME, AND I CRIED BECAUSE I WAS HAPPY, 1088 00:42:14,867 --> 00:42:17,443 NOT BECAUSE I WAS SAD. 1089 00:42:17,467 --> 00:42:20,876 - I NOW DECLARE THAYER AND BROOKE HUSBAND AND WIFE. 1090 00:42:20,900 --> 00:42:23,670 PLEASE SHARE A KISS. [cheers and applause] 1091 00:42:26,700 --> 00:42:29,847 - NEXT TIME ON THE REAL HOUSEWIVES OF BEVERLY HILLS... 1092 00:42:29,871 --> 00:42:31,376 - THE HOUSE SOLD. 1093 00:42:31,400 --> 00:42:32,445 - YOUR HOUSE, OR YOUR PARENTS' HOUSE? 1094 00:42:32,469 --> 00:42:33,444 - MY PARENTS' HOUSE. - OH. 1095 00:42:33,468 --> 00:42:34,776 - LIKE, THE HOUSE I GREW UP IN. 1096 00:42:34,800 --> 00:42:36,145 THAT'S YOUR CHILDHOOD. 1097 00:42:36,169 --> 00:42:38,076 IT'S LETTING GO OF YOUR CHILDHOOD. 1098 00:42:38,100 --> 00:42:41,743 - OH, DEAR. - GOOD. 1099 00:42:41,767 --> 00:42:45,776 - HOW ARE YOU? NICE TO SEE YOU. - GOOD. THANKS FOR HAVING US. 1100 00:42:45,800 --> 00:42:47,447 - WHEN MY FRIENDS ARE NOT GETTING ALONG, 1101 00:42:47,471 --> 00:42:48,843 I WILL INVITE BOTH, 1102 00:42:48,867 --> 00:42:50,176 AND WHOEVER DOESN'T WANT TO COME DOESN'T HAVE TO COME. 1103 00:42:50,200 --> 00:42:51,647 - I'M NOT CRYING. DON'T THINK I'M CRYING. 1104 00:42:51,671 --> 00:42:52,743 - NO, BUT YOU NEVER CRY. 1105 00:42:52,767 --> 00:42:54,409 - OH, YEAH, RIGHT. 1106 00:42:54,433 --> 00:42:56,743 REMEMBER PUERTO RICO? 1107 00:42:56,767 --> 00:42:59,343 - BRANDI SHOULD UNDERSTAND THAT NOTHING'S CHANGED. 1108 00:42:59,367 --> 00:43:02,576 - MY LIFE DOES NOT REVOLVE AROUND LISA VANDERPUMP. 1109 00:43:02,600 --> 00:43:06,000 - TO LEARN MORE ABOUT THE HOUSEWIVES, GO TO BRAVOTV.COM. 83366

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