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- PREVIOUSLY ON THE REAL
HOUSEWIVES OF BEVERLY HILLS...
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- DAVID IS GOING TO
PICK ME UP IN HOLLAND,
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AND THEN KYLE IS GONNA BE
IN MALLORCA,
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SO SHE ASKED ME TO JOIN HER.
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- SO I'LL TAKE CARE
OF THE HOUSE.
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- I CAN'T WAIT TO SEE
WHAT KIND OF TROUBLE
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YOU'RE GONNA GET INTO.
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- I'M NOT GONNA GET INTO
ANY TROUBLE.
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- THIS IS EXCITING.
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- YES.
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[squeals]
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- MY DAUGHTER, BROOKE,
IS GETTING MARRIED.
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I JUST KNOW SHE'S GONNA MAKE
A BEAUTIFUL BRIDE.
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- I DON'T KNOW; THERE'S
SOMETHING THAT LOOKS LIKE
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A COCKTAIL WAITRESS.
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- OKAY, FIRST OF ALL,
CONGRATULATIONS ON THE EMMY.
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I'VE GOT TO GO THERE FIRST.
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- OH, THANK YOU. THANK YOU.
THANKS YOU.
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- I AM SO HAPPY FOR YOU.
- OH, THANK YOU.
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BEING AN ACTOR, PEOPLE ASSUME
THAT YOU LOVE TO HAVE
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THE ATTENTION FOCUSED ON YOU.
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- ARE YOU GOING BACK
TO YOUNG AND THE RESTLESS?
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- I'M GOING BACK
TO YOUNG AND RESTLESS.
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PLEASE PAY ATTENTION TO ME.
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DON'T PAY ATTENTION TO ME.
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PLEASE PAY ATTENTION TO ME.
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- HUSTLE. WE'VE GOT TO HUSTLE.
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HUSTLE, HUSTLE, HUSTLE, HUSTLE.
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- WE HAVEN'T TALKED IN A WHILE,
AND I WAS HOPING JUST TO,
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LIKE, GET BACK ON TRACK
WITH OUR FRIENDSHIP.
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- MY GOD, YOU'VE NEVER ACTUALLY
SAID TO ME, "I APOLOGIZE."
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- IF YOU DON'T WANT TO BE
MY FRIEND, THAT'S FINE.
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BUT I'M NOT GONNA KISS YOUR ASS
FOR THE REST OF MY LIFE.
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[upbeat music]
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- THROW ME TO THE WOLVES,
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AND I SHALL RETURN
LEADING THE PACK.
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- CHARACTER ISN'T WHAT YOU HAVE;
IT'S WHO YOU ARE.
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- YOU'VE HEARD A LOT ABOUT ME,
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BUT IT'S ONLY TRUE
WHEN IT COMES FROM MY LIPS.
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- I'M NOT A BITCH,
BUT I PLAY ONE ON TV.
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- I'VE BEEN RICH,
AND I'VE BEEN FAMOUS,
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BUT HAPPINESS BEATS THEM BOTH.
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- I'D RATHER SPENDING MY LIFE
KICKING ASS THAN KISSING IT.
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- PLANES AND YACHTS ARE NICE,
BUT MY HAPPINESS STARTS AT HOME.
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[upbeat music]
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♪♪ ♪♪
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- HELLO.
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- HI.
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- WHICH DRESSES ARE YOU
TALKING ABOUT HERE?
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- OKAY,
THIS IS MY WEDDING DRESS.
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- OH, MY GOD.
IS THIS BROOKE'S DRESS?
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- OKAY,
THIS IS BROOKE'S WEDDING DRESS.
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- CAN I SEE THIS FIRST?
CAN WE TAKE IT OUT?
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- NO, WE CAN'T TAKE... I'M AFRAID
TO TAKE IT OUT OF THE BAG.
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- WHY?
- BECAUSE
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- OH,
YOU DON'T WANT IT TO GET DIRTY.
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- I DON'T WANT IT TO GET DIRTY.
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- OH,
CAN'T WE JUST PEEK A LITTLE?
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- YEAH.
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- OH, MY GOD, KIM.
THAT'S GORGEOUS.
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- I'M NERVOUS ABOUT THIS DRESS,
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BECAUSE I JUST WANT IT
TO BE PERFECT FOR BROOKE.
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NO MISTAKES ON THIS DRESS.
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[exhales]
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- AND IS THIS YOURS?
- AND WE GOT MINE.
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- RIGHT?
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THAT LOOKS LIKE SUCH A
MOTHER OF THE BRIDE DRESS.
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- I KNOW, RIGHT?
- YES.
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- I'M GONNA GO TRY IT ON
REAL QUICK.
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- OH, MY GOSH, KIM.
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- RIGHT?
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- WHERE ARE THE KIDS?
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THEY'RE ALL SICK, RIGHT?
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ARE THEY STAYING IN THEIR ROOMS?
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'CAUSE I DON'T WANT TO GET SICK
BEFORE SPAIN.
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- KIMBERLY IS IN MY BED.
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AND CHAD IS IN HIS BED.
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- CHAD'S SICK TOO?
- YES.
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- I FEEL LIKE I'M IN, LIKE,
A GERM BOX.
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I'M SO EXCITED
ABOUT GOING TO SPAIN.
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THE LAST THING I NEED
IS TO GET SICK
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FROM KIM BEFORE I GO ON MY TRIP.
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- I CAN'T GET IT ZIPPED.
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- [gasps] OH, I LOVE IT.
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- DO YOU LIKE IT OR NO?
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- YES, I DO.
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OH, MY GOD. I LOVE IT.
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YOU HAVE TO TELL ME THE TRUTH,
THOUGH.
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HOW SICK HAS EVERYBODY BEEN?
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DOES ANYBODY THROW UP?
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TELL ME THE TRUTH.
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- YES.
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- KIM, HOW COULD YOU LET ME
COME OVER HERE LIKE THIS?
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- BECAUSE I WANTED YOU TO SEE
MY DRESS.
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"OH, OH, I ALREADY FEEL IT.
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"LIKE, OH, MY GOD.
I ALREADY AM SICK.
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LIKE, OH, AUGH."
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- OH, MY GOD.
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HI.
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OH, MY GOD. I'M SORRY.
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YOU LOOK REALLY BAD,
LIKE SICK... PRETTY BUT SICK,
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BUT I LOVE YOU.
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- I WOULD WEAR THAT
THE NIGHT BEFORE 100%.
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LOVE YOU, KIMBERLY.
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- I'M COMING TO GET YOU.
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- SHUT UP.
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- AHH-AHH-AHH!
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[upbeat music]
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♪♪ ♪♪
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- HI, NORM. BRANDI IS HERE.
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- OH, GOOD.
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- YEAH.
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- HI.
- HEY.
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- HOW ARE YOU?
- LET ME GET ON MY TIPTOES.
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- OH, I LIKE TO KEEP YOU
ON YOUR TOES.
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YOU KNOW THAT.
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THERE'S A LOT WITH ME
THAT'S CHANGED.
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JUST REALIZING
WHAT I AM CAPABLE OF
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AND WHAT I CAN DO
AND NOT SAYING NO
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BECAUSE I'M AFRAID
TO DO SOMETHING.
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I'M IN A DIFFERENT SPACE
RIGHT NOW.
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I'M IN A HEADSPACE
OF MOVING FORWARD,
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PLANNING FOR THE FUTURE,
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TAKING ON A LOT OF DIFFERENT
WORK PROJECTS, AND REALIZING,
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"YOU KNOW WHAT? I CAN DO THIS."
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SO WHAT'S GOING ON?
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- WELL, I JUST THOUGHT
IT WOULD BE GOOD FOR US
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TO TALK A LITTLE BIT
ABOUT HOW THE SHOW IS DOING.
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YOU KNOW, WE CUT THE PODCAST
BACK FROM WEEKLY
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TO TWICE MONTHLY
BECAUSE OF YOUR TRAVEL SCHEDULE.
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- RIGHT.
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- I THINK WE SHOULD BE
THINKING ABOUT NOW
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TRYING TO GET BACK
ON A WEEKLY SCHEDULE.
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THE NUMBERS ARE GOOD.
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- I ENJOY THIS, BUT I REALLY...
ULTIMATELY,
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IT'S ABOUT THE MONEY.
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I WANT TO MAKE A LOT OF MONEY.
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I WANT TO BUY A HOUSE.
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I WANT TO HAVE STABILITY
FOR MY CHILDREN.
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I WANT TO BE ABLE
TO TAKE CARE OF THEM,
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SEND THEM TO COLLEGE,
AND NEVER, EVER, EVER AGAIN
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HAVE TO DEPEND ON A MAN.
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- THERE'S A LOT OF THINGS
WE CAN DO.
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I MEAN, WE CAN USE ALL 200 OF
THOSE PODCASTS TO CROSS-PROMOTE.
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WE OUGHT TO DO MORE OF THAT.
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I THINK IT WILL BE
VERY SUCCESSFUL.
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IF YOU WANT TO DO
BRANDI GLANVILLE UNFILTERED,
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YOU CAN DO THAT.
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BUT THAT DOES LIMIT US FROM
A LARGE CHUNK OF ADVERTISERS.
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- MY PODCAST IS CALLED
BRANDI GLANVILLE UNFILTERED,
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AND THAT IS BASICALLY
WHAT IT IS.
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IT HAS AN "E" AFTER IT
FOR "EXPLICIT," WHICH IS SAD,
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BECAUSE IT'S NOT
ALWAYS EXPLICIT.
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- SO THE SECOND THAT BABY
WAS SPIT OUT,
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I WILL FIND MY INNER HOOCH.
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HAVE A HAMBURGER, BITCH,
YOU ANOREXIC BITCH.
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AND I AM GOING TO GRILL
THAT MOTHER[bleep].
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YOU HAVE NO IDEA.
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- WE'RE LIVING IN A WORLD
WHERE EVERYONE IS AFRAID
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TO SAY ANYTHING ANYMORE,
AND I THINK IT'S SAD.
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I PERSONALLY DON'T TRUST MYSELF,
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AND I DON'T KNOW THAT I HAVE
A FAMILY FRIENDLY SIDE.
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AND IF I DO IT, THEY MIGHT
LOOK AT ME IN THE PRESS
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OR WHATEVER THEY'RE READING
AND BE LIKE,
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"OH, WE JUST DON'T WANT
TO ASSOCIATE WITH THIS PERSON
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BECAUSE OF"...
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- BECAUSE SHE'S TOO
FAMILY FRIENDLY.
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- I'M CRAZY.
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- [laughs]
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WE NEED TO THINK SERIOUSLY
ABOUT HOW MUCH OF THAT INVENTORY
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WE CAN MAKE FAMILY FRIENDLY
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SO THAT WE CAN GO AFTER
THE BIG-BRAND ADVERTISERS.
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- I'M REALLY JUST FEELING
LIKE I CAN ACCOMPLISH
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WHAT I SET MY MIND TO,
AND DON'T QUIT.
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DON'T SAY, "OH, POOR ME."
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LIKE,
I DID THAT FOR LONG ENOUGH.
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I'M NOT DOING THAT ANYMORE.
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- WELL, I'M READY TO DO
WHATEVER YOU GUYS THINK
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THAT WE NEED TO DO IN ORDER
TO MAKE IT GROW
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AND TO MAKE MORE MONEY.
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I MEAN, THAT'S OBVIOUSLY...
I MEAN,
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I ENJOY BEING UNFILTERED,
BUT I'M HAPPILY...
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I CAN FILTER MYSELF IF NEED BE.
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- YOU SURE?
- I'M... PRETTY SURE.
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[upbeat music]
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- HONEY, DO WE KNOW WHAT THE
WEATHER IS LIKE WHEN WE LAND?
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HELLO?
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WHAT'S THE TEMPERATURE
WHEN WE LAND?
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- I HAVE NO CLUE.
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ONE, TWO, THREE, FOUR PASSPORTS.
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CHECK. DONE.
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- IT'S FEELS SO WEIRD
ONLY TRAVELING WITH TWO KIDS.
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- LET'S MAKE SURE I HAVE
THE RIGHT PASSPORTS.
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- OUR CLOSE FAMILY FRIEND
INVITED SOPHIA
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TO GO TO THE SOUTH OF FRANCE,
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AND SINCE WE WERE GOING
TO SPAIN,
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WE DECIDED TO LET HER GO AHEAD.
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SHE'S JETTING OFF FOR TEN DAYS
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AND THEN MEETING UP
WITH HER PARENTS IN SPAIN.
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I MEAN, ARE YOU KIDDING ME?
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WHERE ARE YOU?
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AY-YI-YI.
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LISTEN,
YOU CANNOT BRING THIS MANY...
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IF YOU'RE GONNA BRING
THIS NECK PILLOW,
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YOU'RE NOT BRINGING THAT ONE.
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DO NOT EVEN THINK ABOUT
EATING THAT PILLOW.
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I DON'T... WHY CAN I NOT THINK?
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MY BRAIN IS NOT WORKING.
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PLEASE FEED YOUR FISH.
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PROMISE?
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YOU ALWAYS MAKE ME THINK
I'M GONNA WIN SOME PRIZE
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BY HAVING ONE BAG.
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I DON'T KNOW WHAT I WIN
FROM THAT,
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NOTHING BUT LESS CLOTHING.
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- HEY, HEY, HEY, HEY,
I NEED YOU.
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- HONEY, I CAN'T GO OVER
ALL YOUR CLOTHING RIGHT NOW.
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- JUST GIVE ME...
HEY, PAY ATTENTION.
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- DON'T CALL ME "HEY,"
OR YOU WILL GET NOTHING.
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HONEY, THOSE, IF WE WERE, LIKE,
ON A FIRST DATE,
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WOULD BE A DEAL-BREAKER.
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- WELL, THANK GOD WE'RE NOT ON
A FIRST DATE.
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- WELL, I'M JUST TELLING YOU.
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- OH, ALL YOU DO
IS DRIVE ME BANANAS SOMETIMES.
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- [laughs]
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ALEXIA, ARE YOU READY?
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ALEXIA.
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THIS TRIP IS EXTRA-SPECIAL,
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BECAUSE ALEXIA IS LEAVING
FOR COLLEGE.
229
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AND IN OUR FANTASIES, OF COURSE,
230
00:08:01,000 --> 00:08:02,876
WE'RE GONNA BE DOING
FAMILY VACATIONS
231
00:08:02,900 --> 00:08:05,346
FOR THE REST OF OUR LIVES,
BUT THE TRUTH IS,
232
00:08:05,370 --> 00:08:07,376
THE KIDS GROW UP,
AND I DON'T KNOW WHEN
233
00:08:07,400 --> 00:08:08,976
WE'RE GONNA HAVE
THESE MOMENTS AGAIN.
234
00:08:09,000 --> 00:08:11,876
DID YOU PUT FAKE NAILS ON?
235
00:08:11,900 --> 00:08:14,209
- YES.
236
00:08:14,233 --> 00:08:15,409
- OH, MY GOSH.
237
00:08:15,433 --> 00:08:19,710
- I ALSO WANT MAKEUP
FOR MY EYES.
238
00:08:19,734 --> 00:08:21,181
- I DON'T WANT YOU
WEARING MAKEUP.
239
00:08:21,205 --> 00:08:22,309
- WHY?
240
00:08:22,333 --> 00:08:24,443
BUT IT'S VERY LIGHT MAKEUP.
241
00:08:24,467 --> 00:08:26,209
- NO, I DON'T WANT YOU
WEARING MAKEUP.
242
00:08:26,233 --> 00:08:28,209
YOU'RE TOO LITTLE FOR MAKEUP.
243
00:08:28,233 --> 00:08:30,109
AT HOME TO PLAY A LITTLE
SOMETIMES IS OKAY,
244
00:08:30,133 --> 00:08:32,176
BUT ANYTHING ELSE, NO.
245
00:08:32,200 --> 00:08:34,609
- MOMS THESE DAYS.
246
00:08:34,633 --> 00:08:36,480
- WE'RE GONNA START
TO BE LATE NOW.
247
00:08:36,504 --> 00:08:37,509
- WE ARE LATE.
248
00:08:37,533 --> 00:08:40,943
- HERE'S MY BAG
THAT GETS CHECKED.
249
00:08:40,967 --> 00:08:42,943
AND THEN PORTIA HAS THE HAT BOX.
250
00:08:42,967 --> 00:08:45,943
DO YOU THINK YOU COULD
CARRY THIS?
251
00:08:45,967 --> 00:08:48,643
I'M ENVISIONING
THIS GORGEOUS YACHT,
252
00:08:48,667 --> 00:08:51,443
AND I JUST FEEL LIKE
I HAVE TO HAVE A HAT
253
00:08:51,467 --> 00:08:52,810
WHILE SITTING ON IT.
254
00:08:52,834 --> 00:08:55,676
PORTIA,
IF THE FLIGHT ATTENDANT ASKS,
255
00:08:55,700 --> 00:08:57,142
THIS IS YOUR PURSE.
256
00:08:57,166 --> 00:08:59,509
- MOMMY, YOU'RE CRAZY.
257
00:08:59,533 --> 00:09:00,609
LET'S GO, EVERYBODY.
258
00:09:00,633 --> 00:09:03,576
- WELCOME TO MY WORLD.
259
00:09:03,600 --> 00:09:05,309
- WE ARE NEVER LEAVING.
260
00:09:05,333 --> 00:09:06,710
WE JUST THINK WE'RE LEAVING.
261
00:09:06,734 --> 00:09:08,051
- WE'VE GOT TO GO.
I'M GETTING SUPER-STRESSED.
262
00:09:08,075 --> 00:09:10,776
IT'S 1:00.
263
00:09:10,800 --> 00:09:12,176
BUCKLE UP, PORTIA.
264
00:09:12,200 --> 00:09:13,676
- THANK YOU, SIR.
- YOU'RE WELCOME.
265
00:09:13,700 --> 00:09:14,876
- [groans]
266
00:09:14,900 --> 00:09:16,876
- DADDY, YOU SQUISHED ME.
- YOU SQUISHED ME.
267
00:09:16,900 --> 00:09:18,646
- DO YOU HAVE THE PASSPORT?
268
00:09:18,670 --> 00:09:19,776
- YOU'RE MAKING ME NERVOUS.
269
00:09:19,800 --> 00:09:21,409
MY GOD.
270
00:09:21,433 --> 00:09:22,976
- COMING UP...
271
00:09:23,000 --> 00:09:24,609
- VINNY,
SHE'S GETTING ALL OVER THE SOFA.
272
00:09:24,633 --> 00:09:26,142
- I KNOW.
WHAT DO YOU WANT ME TO DO?
273
00:09:26,166 --> 00:09:27,443
- GET HER.
- I'M TRYING TO GET HER.
274
00:09:27,467 --> 00:09:29,867
- DON'T ALL COUPLES BICKER?
275
00:09:33,900 --> 00:09:37,142
[upbeat music]
276
00:09:37,166 --> 00:09:39,826
- COME ON, BUBBY.
IT'S SHOPPING TIME.
277
00:09:47,667 --> 00:09:50,343
- OH, IT'S SO CUTE.
278
00:09:50,367 --> 00:09:52,109
- HELLO, DARLING.
- OH, MY GOD.
279
00:09:52,133 --> 00:09:53,110
HERE SHE IS. - OH, MY GOD.
280
00:09:53,134 --> 00:09:54,180
YANA. - I THINK...
281
00:09:54,204 --> 00:09:55,242
[dog barks]
282
00:09:55,266 --> 00:09:57,209
- OH, MY GOODNESS.
OH, GOT JEALOUS.
283
00:09:57,233 --> 00:09:58,476
- HELLO. HI. LISA.
284
00:09:58,500 --> 00:09:59,876
- HI, I'M SO GLAD
YOU FINALLY MADE IT
285
00:09:59,900 --> 00:10:01,446
- THIS IS UNBELIEVABLE.
- THANK YOU.
286
00:10:01,470 --> 00:10:03,810
- OKAY, SO WE NEED TO ORDER
GIGGY A FEW OUTFITS.
287
00:10:03,834 --> 00:10:05,176
- OKAY, GREAT.
288
00:10:05,200 --> 00:10:09,176
- MY HUSBAND NORMALLY DOES
THE WARDROBE SHOPPING FOR GIGGY.
289
00:10:09,200 --> 00:10:12,343
AND HE I THINK NOW THINKS
OF GIGGY
290
00:10:12,367 --> 00:10:17,242
AS THE CHILD OF THE FAMILY,
AS RIDICULOUS AS IT MIGHT SEEM.
291
00:10:17,266 --> 00:10:19,242
- OH, NOW YOU ARE IN
A BEST OF MOOD, ARE YOU?
292
00:10:19,266 --> 00:10:20,509
OKAY.
293
00:10:20,533 --> 00:10:22,247
- SO HE'S GOT A COUPLE EVENTS.
294
00:10:22,271 --> 00:10:24,776
HE'S GOT
CHILDREN WITH ALOPECIA EVENT.
295
00:10:24,800 --> 00:10:27,176
PLUS, HE NEEDS LIGHT,
THIN PAJAMAS,
296
00:10:27,200 --> 00:10:29,443
BECAUSE WE WON'T SLEEP NAKED.
297
00:10:29,467 --> 00:10:31,976
YEAH,
THIS ONE IS BRILLIANT FOR HIM,
298
00:10:32,000 --> 00:10:33,743
BECAUSE IT'S SO LIGHT.
299
00:10:33,767 --> 00:10:34,876
HE'D WEAR THIS AT NIGHT.
300
00:10:34,900 --> 00:10:35,877
- MIGHT BE
A LITTLE BIT UNCOMFORTABLE
301
00:10:35,901 --> 00:10:37,076
TO SLEEP WITH ON THE FLOOR,
THOUGH.
302
00:10:37,100 --> 00:10:38,309
- I WISH THAT HE, YOU KNOW,
303
00:10:38,333 --> 00:10:40,079
HE WOULD ACTUALLY WEAR
NO CLOTHES SOMETIMES
304
00:10:40,103 --> 00:10:42,176
BUT HE JUST GETS VERY UNHAPPY
WITH THAT.
305
00:10:42,200 --> 00:10:43,509
I LOVE THAT, THOUGH.
306
00:10:43,533 --> 00:10:46,509
THAT IS JUST PORN-DOG-RAPHY
TO ME AT ITS BEST.
307
00:10:46,533 --> 00:10:48,643
IS GIGGY A BABY SUBSTITUTE?
308
00:10:48,667 --> 00:10:50,276
ABSOLUTELY.
309
00:10:50,300 --> 00:10:52,609
I ACTUALLY MISS THE CHILDREN
BEING IN THE HOUSE.
310
00:10:52,633 --> 00:10:54,409
I JUST LOVED BEING A MOTHER,
311
00:10:54,433 --> 00:10:57,343
AND I THINK THE DAY
I'M A GRANDMOTHER
312
00:10:57,367 --> 00:11:00,009
IS GOING TO BE ONE OF
THE HAPPIEST DAYS OF MY LIFE.
313
00:11:00,033 --> 00:11:01,980
- OH, THE PURPLE IS HIS COLOR.
IT LOOKS SO PRETTY.
314
00:11:02,004 --> 00:11:04,276
- OH, HE LOOKS GORGEOUS IN THAT.
315
00:11:04,300 --> 00:11:07,209
SO YES,
THE PRESSURE IS ON PANDORA.
316
00:11:07,233 --> 00:11:10,180
THE PRESSURE HAS BEEN ON
SINCE SHE WAS 14 IF I'M HONEST.
317
00:11:10,204 --> 00:11:12,242
DO YOU LIKE THAT?
318
00:11:12,266 --> 00:11:14,409
- YES, MOMMY.
319
00:11:14,433 --> 00:11:15,710
- HE LIKES IT.
320
00:11:15,734 --> 00:11:18,710
[upbeat music]
321
00:11:18,734 --> 00:11:23,876
♪♪ ♪♪
322
00:11:23,900 --> 00:11:25,409
- CHARLOTTE.
323
00:11:25,433 --> 00:11:26,676
[laughs]
324
00:11:26,700 --> 00:11:28,009
OH, MY GOD.
325
00:11:28,033 --> 00:11:29,142
CHARLOTTE.
326
00:11:29,166 --> 00:11:30,743
- VINNY,
SHE'S GETTING ALL OVER THE SOFA.
327
00:11:30,767 --> 00:11:32,209
- I KNOW.
WHAT DO YOU WANT ME TO DO?
328
00:11:32,233 --> 00:11:33,609
- GET HER.
- I'M TRYING TO GET HER.
329
00:11:33,633 --> 00:11:35,409
- OH, I GOTCHA.
330
00:11:35,433 --> 00:11:36,473
GOOD GIRL.
331
00:11:38,533 --> 00:11:40,178
- OKAY, WE'RE GONNA SET UP
THE SLIDE THING.
332
00:11:40,202 --> 00:11:42,247
NOW, HONEY, I THINK THIS IS
GONNA BE HARDER ANYTHING,
333
00:11:42,271 --> 00:11:43,743
IS OPENING THE BOX.
334
00:11:43,767 --> 00:11:46,343
SUMMER IN MALIBU
IS A LOT OF FUN.
335
00:11:46,367 --> 00:11:47,943
EVERYBODY'S IN THE POOL
RUNNING AROUND,
336
00:11:47,967 --> 00:11:49,476
JUMPING, AND SCREAMING,
AND YELLING.
337
00:11:49,500 --> 00:11:51,009
- OH, YEAH.
338
00:11:51,033 --> 00:11:52,976
THAT WAS... THAT WAS GREAT.
339
00:11:53,000 --> 00:11:54,476
GOOD JOB. WATCH OUT. OOH.
340
00:11:54,500 --> 00:11:55,910
- AND THERE'S JUST LIFE
IN THE HOUSE.
341
00:11:55,934 --> 00:11:58,710
- OH, WE'RE GONNA DO BELLY FLOPS
IN A FEW MINUTES.
342
00:11:58,734 --> 00:12:00,049
- I WOULDN'T HAVE IT
ANY OTHER WAY.
343
00:12:00,073 --> 00:12:01,276
- HONEY, LET ME DO IT,
ALL RIGHT?
344
00:12:01,300 --> 00:12:03,309
- UH-OH.
- JUST LET ME TAKE CARE OF IT.
345
00:12:03,333 --> 00:12:05,943
SLIP 'N SLIDE.
346
00:12:05,967 --> 00:12:07,309
- SOMETHING IS WRONG WITH THIS.
347
00:12:07,333 --> 00:12:08,609
- OH, NOTHING'S WRONG.
348
00:12:08,633 --> 00:12:09,950
NO, BUT IT'S SUPPOSED TO BE UP.
349
00:12:09,974 --> 00:12:11,343
WE'RE NOT GONNA...
350
00:12:11,367 --> 00:12:12,543
THERE'S NOT SUPPOSED TO BE WATER
IN THE GRASS.
351
00:12:12,567 --> 00:12:13,810
WE'VE GOT TO GO THIS WAY, HONEY.
352
00:12:13,834 --> 00:12:15,881
- MY HUSBAND, VINCE VAN PATTEN,
WAS A TEEN IDOL.
353
00:12:15,905 --> 00:12:18,743
HE WAS A BIG, BIG FAN FAVORITE.
354
00:12:18,767 --> 00:12:20,876
I HAVE GIRLFRIENDS
THAT HAD HIS POSTERS
355
00:12:20,900 --> 00:12:23,076
IN THEIR ROOMS,
WHICH IS PRETTY FUNNY.
356
00:12:23,100 --> 00:12:24,409
I NEVER DID.
357
00:12:24,433 --> 00:12:26,350
THAT WOULD HAVE BEEN
REALLY KIND OF WEIRD, RIGHT?
358
00:12:26,374 --> 00:12:28,576
- HAVE FUN.
- [laughs]
359
00:12:28,600 --> 00:12:30,176
THEN HE WAS
A TENNIS PROFESSIONAL,
360
00:12:30,200 --> 00:12:31,609
NUMBER 25 IN THE WORLD.
361
00:12:31,633 --> 00:12:34,579
AND HE'S NOW THE CO-HOST
OF THE WORLD POKER TOUR.
362
00:12:34,603 --> 00:12:36,076
VINCE IS MY THIRD HUSBAND.
363
00:12:36,100 --> 00:12:37,376
OH, MY GOD. I KNOW.
364
00:12:37,400 --> 00:12:38,946
I'M LIKE THE ZSA ZSA HERE.
365
00:12:38,970 --> 00:12:40,776
BUT MY FIRST ONE ONLY LASTED
SIX MONTHS.
366
00:12:40,800 --> 00:12:42,170
IT DOESN'T REALLY COUNT,
DOES IT?
367
00:12:44,433 --> 00:12:45,576
- OKAY.
368
00:12:45,600 --> 00:12:47,076
- WHAT DO YOU THINK?
369
00:12:47,100 --> 00:12:49,209
- NO, NO,
THAT'S NOT THE BEST I CAN DO.
370
00:12:49,233 --> 00:12:51,543
I CAN DO BETTER.
371
00:12:51,567 --> 00:12:52,976
WAH!
372
00:12:53,000 --> 00:12:55,176
[laughter]
373
00:12:55,200 --> 00:12:56,609
- SCORE!
374
00:12:56,633 --> 00:12:58,076
I HAVE THREE BOYS.
375
00:12:58,100 --> 00:12:59,810
JESSE, OUR SON TOGETHER,
376
00:12:59,834 --> 00:13:01,479
HE IS GOING INTO
THE SIXTH GRADE,
377
00:13:01,503 --> 00:13:03,946
AND WE HAVE DUKE AND VINNY,
MY STEPSONS.
378
00:13:03,970 --> 00:13:06,109
MY RELATIONSHIP WITH MY STEPSONS
IS GREAT.
379
00:13:06,133 --> 00:13:07,810
I MEAN, I'VE HELPED RAISE THEM
FROM THE TIME
380
00:13:07,834 --> 00:13:09,843
THEY WERE FIVE AND SEVEN.
381
00:13:09,867 --> 00:13:14,376
GUYS, I'M GONNA START DINNER,
LIKE, IN 45, OKAY?
382
00:13:14,400 --> 00:13:17,242
I HAVE ALWAYS LOVED
BEING A MOM TO BOYS.
383
00:13:17,266 --> 00:13:18,443
I THINK I'M KIND OF GOOD AT IT.
384
00:13:18,467 --> 00:13:20,609
HEY, 45 MINUTES.
385
00:13:20,633 --> 00:13:23,309
BUT I HAVE MISSED
HAVING THE CAMARADERIE OF WOMEN.
386
00:13:23,333 --> 00:13:25,276
WAIT A MINUTE, NOT NOW.
387
00:13:25,300 --> 00:13:27,209
VERY FUNNY. HA-HA.
388
00:13:27,233 --> 00:13:28,847
COME ON.
SHOW ME WHAT YOU'VE GOT.
389
00:13:28,871 --> 00:13:31,910
NOT THAT I'M A COMPETITIVE
PERSON OR ANYTHING.
390
00:13:31,934 --> 00:13:33,710
I'M GONNA KILL YOU. OKAY.
391
00:13:33,734 --> 00:13:34,876
I'M VERY COMPETITIVE,
392
00:13:34,900 --> 00:13:36,476
BECAUSE I'M THE YOUNGEST
OF SEVEN KIDS.
393
00:13:36,500 --> 00:13:37,477
DON'T MESS WITH ME.
394
00:13:37,501 --> 00:13:39,810
OH, WAIT.
395
00:13:39,834 --> 00:13:42,247
IT'S SECOND NATURE TO ME
TO WANT TO KEEP UP
396
00:13:42,271 --> 00:13:43,643
AND THEN WANT TO WIN.
397
00:13:43,667 --> 00:13:45,643
I'M GONNA KILL IT.
398
00:13:45,667 --> 00:13:47,743
VINNY.
399
00:13:47,767 --> 00:13:49,643
- YEAH.
- WE NEED NEWSPAPER.
400
00:13:49,667 --> 00:13:51,376
- ALL RIGHT, THAT'S WHAT I NEED,
NEWSPAPER.
401
00:13:51,400 --> 00:13:52,476
- MAKE FIRE.
402
00:13:52,500 --> 00:13:54,509
- THIS IS SO RINKY-DINK.
403
00:13:54,533 --> 00:13:57,009
- THIS IS NOT GOOD.
WE'RE GONNA START A FOREST FIRE.
404
00:13:57,033 --> 00:13:58,876
- NO, NO,
IT'S GONNA BE ALL RIGHT.
405
00:13:58,900 --> 00:14:00,076
YOU'VE JUST GOT TO GET IT GOING.
406
00:14:00,100 --> 00:14:01,376
SEE, THIS LOG IS JUST TOO...
407
00:14:01,400 --> 00:14:03,547
- OKAY, THAT IS A VERY
POISONOUS FLOWER ON THERE.
408
00:14:03,571 --> 00:14:04,576
- WHAT?
409
00:14:04,600 --> 00:14:07,409
- VINCENT AND I,
WE TEND TO BICKER.
410
00:14:07,433 --> 00:14:11,343
I MEAN,
DON'T ALL COUPLES BICKER?
411
00:14:11,367 --> 00:14:12,643
- IT'S FROZEN.
- IT'S NOT FROZEN.
412
00:14:12,667 --> 00:14:14,044
- IT'S HORRIBLE.
- IT IS READY.
413
00:14:14,068 --> 00:14:15,676
- POISON THE KID.
- DON'T POISON...
414
00:14:15,700 --> 00:14:17,810
OKAY,
WE'LL GIVE IT TO OUR SON FIRST.
415
00:14:17,834 --> 00:14:18,876
- [laughs]
416
00:14:18,900 --> 00:14:21,476
- JESSE, COME HERE.
417
00:14:21,500 --> 00:14:23,209
TRY THIS AND TELL ME
HOW FANTASTIC IT IS.
418
00:14:23,233 --> 00:14:26,103
WHAT DO YOU THINK?
419
00:14:29,433 --> 00:14:31,343
- GOD OF ALL DELICIOUSNESS.
420
00:14:31,367 --> 00:14:33,109
- MAYBE YOU DO KNOW SOMETHING
ABOUT HOT DOGS.
421
00:14:33,133 --> 00:14:34,242
- EXACTLY.
422
00:14:34,266 --> 00:14:37,242
[upbeat latin-tinged music]
423
00:14:37,266 --> 00:14:40,376
♪♪ ♪♪
424
00:14:40,400 --> 00:14:42,409
- LOOK, PORTIA! WE'VE ARRIVED?
425
00:14:42,433 --> 00:14:45,176
I WANT TO SEE SOPHIA.
I WANT TO SEE THE BOAT.
426
00:14:45,200 --> 00:14:46,776
AREN'T YOU GUYS EXCITED
ABOUT THE YACHT?
427
00:14:46,800 --> 00:14:48,509
- I WANT TO SEE... YES,
I WANT TO SEE THE BOAT.
428
00:14:48,533 --> 00:14:49,603
I WANT TO SEE A BED.
429
00:14:51,633 --> 00:14:53,543
- BEEP-BEEP.
- SOPHIA.
430
00:14:53,567 --> 00:14:55,409
- YAY.
431
00:14:55,433 --> 00:14:58,147
- I HOPE SOPHIA APPRECIATES
HOW FORTUNATE SHE IS.
432
00:14:58,171 --> 00:15:00,209
I WAS NOT TRAVELING EUROPE
AT 14.
433
00:15:00,233 --> 00:15:02,609
I WAS ACTUALLY WORKING AT 14,
434
00:15:02,633 --> 00:15:04,173
BRINGING HOME THE BACON.
435
00:15:05,166 --> 00:15:06,209
- YAY.
436
00:15:06,233 --> 00:15:07,242
- OH, MY GOD.
437
00:15:07,266 --> 00:15:08,543
- SHE'S SO TIRED.
438
00:15:08,567 --> 00:15:09,576
WE'RE EXHAUSTED.
439
00:15:09,600 --> 00:15:11,743
[upbeat music]
440
00:15:11,767 --> 00:15:13,443
LOOK HOW BEAUTIFUL.
LOOK WHERE WE ARE.
441
00:15:13,467 --> 00:15:14,643
I MEAN, I AM SO EXCITED.
442
00:15:14,667 --> 00:15:15,976
I'VE NEVER BEEN TO SPAIN.
443
00:15:16,000 --> 00:15:17,747
I'VE ALWAYS WANTED TO SEE IT.
I'M SO EXCITED.
444
00:15:17,771 --> 00:15:19,943
- LIKE, I'M, LIKE,
STILL TRYING TO WRAP MY HEAD
445
00:15:19,967 --> 00:15:22,576
AROUND THE FACT
THAT WE'RE IN SPAIN.
446
00:15:22,600 --> 00:15:24,810
- I KNOW, RIGHT?
447
00:15:24,834 --> 00:15:28,476
- I'M FINALLY, LIKE, ENTERING,
LIKE, A HAPPY PLACE.
448
00:15:28,500 --> 00:15:30,209
- THIS IS SO PRETTY, YOU GUYS.
449
00:15:30,233 --> 00:15:31,810
- I LOVE THE ARCHITECTURE.
450
00:15:31,834 --> 00:15:33,776
LOOK AT THESE BOATS,
HOW GORGEOUS THEY ARE.
451
00:15:33,800 --> 00:15:34,777
[gasps]
452
00:15:34,801 --> 00:15:35,976
AREN'T THEY PRETTY?
453
00:15:36,000 --> 00:15:38,343
[upbeat latin-tinged music]
454
00:15:38,367 --> 00:15:39,576
- [speaks indistinctly]
455
00:15:39,600 --> 00:15:42,009
- THAT'S ABOUT 150 FEET;
OURS IS ABOUT 100.
456
00:15:42,033 --> 00:15:43,147
WHOO, WE'RE HERE.
457
00:15:43,171 --> 00:15:45,176
I CANNOT WAIT
TO CHECK THIS BOAT OUT.
458
00:15:45,200 --> 00:15:46,745
- SEE, THAT'S WHAT YOU
HAVE TO DO, HONEY.
459
00:15:46,769 --> 00:15:48,476
YOU NEED TO BUY ONE OF THESE
AND THEN NAME IT AFTER...
460
00:15:48,500 --> 00:15:49,676
- LADY KYLE.
461
00:15:49,700 --> 00:15:53,242
AH, THERE IT IS,
CHAMPAGNE O'CLOCK.
462
00:15:53,266 --> 00:15:54,976
WHOO. - HEY.
463
00:15:55,000 --> 00:15:56,476
- WE MADE IT.
464
00:15:56,500 --> 00:15:57,743
- YAY.
465
00:15:57,767 --> 00:15:59,710
- HELLO.
- HELLO.
466
00:15:59,734 --> 00:16:00,951
- HI. HOW ARE YOU?
- MATTHEW.
467
00:16:00,975 --> 00:16:02,009
- I'M KYLE.
468
00:16:02,033 --> 00:16:03,080
NICE TO MEET YOU. MATTHEW?
469
00:16:03,104 --> 00:16:04,476
- YEAH.
- MATTHEW.
470
00:16:04,500 --> 00:16:06,746
- I'M RUTH.
I'M DAVID'S WIFE AND THE CHEF.
471
00:16:06,770 --> 00:16:08,276
- GEORGIA, THE STEWARDESS.
- GEORGIA.
472
00:16:08,300 --> 00:16:09,509
MATTHEW, RUTH, GEORGIA.
473
00:16:09,533 --> 00:16:11,079
- SO THAT SIX-PACK
WILL SOON BE GONE
474
00:16:11,103 --> 00:16:12,876
WITH RUTHIE COOKING FOR YOU.
475
00:16:12,900 --> 00:16:14,309
- I HOPE SO.
- YES.
476
00:16:14,333 --> 00:16:15,810
[laughter]
477
00:16:15,834 --> 00:16:17,076
- I'M SO EXCITED.
478
00:16:17,100 --> 00:16:18,910
I WANT TO SEE.
CAN WE LOOK AROUND?
479
00:16:18,934 --> 00:16:20,142
- YOU CAN, INDEED.
480
00:16:20,166 --> 00:16:22,409
- I'M GONNA COME
AND CHECK IT OUT INSIDE HERE.
481
00:16:22,433 --> 00:16:23,609
THIS IS BEAUTIFUL.
482
00:16:23,633 --> 00:16:25,843
OH, MY GOSH.
483
00:16:25,867 --> 00:16:28,509
THIS IS YACHT IS GORGEOUS.
484
00:16:28,533 --> 00:16:30,179
THIS IS BIG.
I DON'T KNOW HOW MANY FEET,
485
00:16:30,203 --> 00:16:32,209
100 FEET, WHATEVER IT IS;
IT'S BIG.
486
00:16:32,233 --> 00:16:33,979
I DIDN'T EXPECT IT TO BE
THAT BIG.
487
00:16:34,003 --> 00:16:35,743
I WAS PICTURING
A LITTLE SMALLER.
488
00:16:35,767 --> 00:16:36,744
- THIS IS REALLY NICE.
489
00:16:36,768 --> 00:16:39,042
- THIS IS MY BED.
490
00:16:39,066 --> 00:16:41,109
I CAN'T BELIEVE WE'RE GONNA
FLOAT AROUND IN THIS
491
00:16:41,133 --> 00:16:43,443
FOR ONE WEEK
IN THE MEDITERRANEAN.
492
00:16:43,467 --> 00:16:44,476
YES.
493
00:16:44,500 --> 00:16:45,876
- THIS IS BEAUTIFUL.
494
00:16:45,900 --> 00:16:49,409
- WOW, THIS IS COMFORTABLE.
495
00:16:49,433 --> 00:16:50,710
- AWESOME.
496
00:16:50,734 --> 00:16:51,781
- THIS IS SO NICE.
497
00:16:51,805 --> 00:16:53,843
- SO NICE.
498
00:16:53,867 --> 00:16:55,609
- OKAY,
THIS WILL BE YOLANDA'S ROOM.
499
00:16:55,633 --> 00:16:58,309
YOLANDA AND I HAVE HAD
OUR ISSUES IN THE PAST...
500
00:16:58,333 --> 00:16:59,910
- YOU SAID THAT LISA
AS FULL OF [bleep].
501
00:16:59,934 --> 00:17:01,079
- NO, NEVER.
- YES, YOU DID.
502
00:17:01,103 --> 00:17:02,409
WE SAT THERE... - YOU'RE A LIAR.
503
00:17:02,433 --> 00:17:03,676
- WE WERE...
- PLEASE, COME ON.
504
00:17:03,700 --> 00:17:05,447
- YOLANDA, YOU ARE A LIAR.
- COME ON. COME ON.
505
00:17:05,471 --> 00:17:08,209
- BUT WE'VE MOVED ON FROM THAT,
AND I'M REALLY LOOKING FORWARD
506
00:17:08,233 --> 00:17:10,009
TO SPENDING TIME WITH HER
IN SPAIN
507
00:17:10,033 --> 00:17:14,743
AWAY FROM LOS ANGELES
AND OTHER OUTSIDE INFLUENCES.
508
00:17:14,767 --> 00:17:16,943
- ALL RIGHT, GUYS,
TO A GOOD BON VOYAGE,
509
00:17:16,967 --> 00:17:17,997
TO A GOOD JOURNEY.
510
00:17:21,367 --> 00:17:22,676
- CHEERS. CHEERS.
511
00:17:22,700 --> 00:17:24,076
- MOM, CAN I HAVE A SPRITE?
512
00:17:24,100 --> 00:17:26,547
- NOTHING LIKE CHAMPAGNE
AT CHAMPAGNE O'CLOCK.
513
00:17:26,571 --> 00:17:28,543
- COMING UP...
514
00:17:28,567 --> 00:17:32,297
- I WOULD NEVER WANT TO TAINT
YOUR OPINION OF ANYBODY.
515
00:17:36,900 --> 00:17:39,876
[upbeat music]
516
00:17:39,900 --> 00:17:47,900
♪♪ ♪♪
517
00:17:49,533 --> 00:17:50,609
- [coughs]
- GOOD MORNING.
518
00:17:50,633 --> 00:17:52,476
- OH, GOOD MORNING.
519
00:17:52,500 --> 00:17:55,376
- I FEEL LIKE
I'M AN AMERICAN FLAG.
520
00:17:55,400 --> 00:17:56,743
- OH, THEY'RE REALLY CUTE.
521
00:17:56,767 --> 00:17:57,810
- YEAH, LOOK AT THIS.
- THEY'RE SO CUTE.
522
00:17:57,834 --> 00:17:59,009
GIVE ME A KISS.
523
00:17:59,033 --> 00:18:00,710
Muah!
524
00:18:00,734 --> 00:18:01,711
THEY'RE CUTE.
525
00:18:01,735 --> 00:18:02,951
DID YOU SLEEP WELL?
526
00:18:02,975 --> 00:18:04,309
- YEAH.
527
00:18:04,333 --> 00:18:07,547
- NOW, WHEN YOU'RE IN SCHOOL,
AND YOU HAVE ROOMMATES,
528
00:18:07,571 --> 00:18:08,943
DON'T LEAVE THINGS
LAYING AROUND.
529
00:18:08,967 --> 00:18:10,376
- I KNOW. THAT REMINDS ME.
530
00:18:10,400 --> 00:18:12,476
I'M WRITING IT DOWN ON MY LIST
OF THINGS I NEED TO GET.
531
00:18:12,500 --> 00:18:14,376
- TIME IS JUST FLYING BY.
532
00:18:14,400 --> 00:18:16,176
ALEXIA IS 18.
533
00:18:16,200 --> 00:18:17,543
SHE'S A LEGAL ADULT.
534
00:18:17,567 --> 00:18:19,776
AND SHE'S LEAVING FOR COLLEGE.
535
00:18:19,800 --> 00:18:21,710
WE NEED A MATTRESS?
536
00:18:21,734 --> 00:18:23,751
- YES, DID YOU FEEL THE
MATTRESSES WHEN WE SAT THERE?
537
00:18:23,775 --> 00:18:25,576
THEY WERE LIKE THIS.
538
00:18:25,600 --> 00:18:26,876
- WELL, THAT'S PART OF COLLEGE
539
00:18:26,900 --> 00:18:28,176
THAT WAY, YOU COME HOME MORE.
540
00:18:28,200 --> 00:18:29,746
- I NEED THE... CRUCIAL...
CURLING IRON,
541
00:18:29,770 --> 00:18:31,443
STRAIGHTENING IRON,
AND BLOW DRYER...
542
00:18:31,467 --> 00:18:32,743
- YOU ALREADY HAVE THOSE THINGS.
543
00:18:32,767 --> 00:18:34,443
- YEAH, BUT I SHARE WITH YOU.
544
00:18:34,467 --> 00:18:35,710
A DESK CHAIR, BECAUSE THE ONE
545
00:18:35,734 --> 00:18:37,211
THAT THEY GIVE ME
IS REALLY UGLY,
546
00:18:37,235 --> 00:18:39,879
A LAUNDRY BASKET, HANGERS,
RUG/CARPET...
547
00:18:39,903 --> 00:18:40,910
I WANT A CUTE ONE.
548
00:18:40,934 --> 00:18:44,776
LAMPS, A BEDSIDE TABLE,
AND A SAFE.
549
00:18:44,800 --> 00:18:46,743
- A SAFE. I LOVE THE SAFE.
550
00:18:46,767 --> 00:18:49,409
- I 100% HAVE TO HAVE A SAFE.
551
00:18:49,433 --> 00:18:51,876
- GOOD MORNING.
552
00:18:51,900 --> 00:18:52,976
- YEAH.
553
00:18:53,000 --> 00:18:54,276
- [laughs]
554
00:18:54,300 --> 00:18:55,543
- GOOD MORNING.
555
00:18:55,567 --> 00:18:58,397
COME GIVE ME A HUG,
YOU LITTLE TOOTHLESS WONDER.
556
00:18:59,900 --> 00:19:01,309
YOU WERE SLEEPING
WITH YOUR SISTERS
557
00:19:01,333 --> 00:19:03,550
AND DECIDED TO COME
WITH MOMMY AND DADDY?
558
00:19:03,574 --> 00:19:04,910
- MM-HMM.
559
00:19:04,934 --> 00:19:07,076
- GOOD MORNING.
560
00:19:07,100 --> 00:19:09,843
- OH.
- LOOK WHO IT IS.
561
00:19:09,867 --> 00:19:11,142
HI, THERE.
562
00:19:11,166 --> 00:19:12,710
- HOW ARE YOU GUYS?
563
00:19:12,734 --> 00:19:14,443
- WELCOME.
- THANK YOU.
564
00:19:14,467 --> 00:19:17,409
- I KNOW YOLANDA IS COMING
FROM A VERY BIG YACHT,
565
00:19:17,433 --> 00:19:19,579
SO I HOPE SHE DOESN'T THINK
THIS IS SOME
566
00:19:19,603 --> 00:19:20,876
LITTLE DINGHY OR SOMETHING.
567
00:19:20,900 --> 00:19:22,042
- DAVID PICKED ME UP,
568
00:19:22,066 --> 00:19:23,609
AND WE WENT ON A WEEK VACATION
IN TURKEY.
569
00:19:23,633 --> 00:19:24,850
- YOU WERE ON THE BOAT
IN TURKEY.
570
00:19:24,874 --> 00:19:25,976
I SAW THOSE PICTURES, YEAH.
571
00:19:26,000 --> 00:19:27,810
- DAVID AND I WERE ON
A SAILBOAT.
572
00:19:27,834 --> 00:19:30,009
WE DIDN'T SEE ANY TOURISM.
573
00:19:30,033 --> 00:19:33,543
WE DIDN'T GO TO ANY PLACES
THAT ANYBODY ELSE GO.
574
00:19:33,567 --> 00:19:34,876
- ARE YOU ALLOWED TO SWIM
IN THERE?
575
00:19:34,900 --> 00:19:36,776
- YES.
576
00:19:36,800 --> 00:19:38,076
- WOW.
577
00:19:38,100 --> 00:19:40,276
- WE NEED THESE VACATIONS.
578
00:19:40,300 --> 00:19:42,546
WE NEED TO JUST HOLD HANDS
AND GO SNORKELING,
579
00:19:42,570 --> 00:19:45,176
AND WE NEED TO JUST JUMP
OFF THE SIDE OF THE BOAT,
580
00:19:45,200 --> 00:19:47,076
AND WE NEED TO BE TOGETHER
AS TWO LOVERS,
581
00:19:47,100 --> 00:19:48,343
AND IT'S AMAZING.
582
00:19:48,367 --> 00:19:49,876
I MEAN, THIS IS HAPPINESS.
583
00:19:49,900 --> 00:19:51,009
I LOVE HIM.
584
00:19:51,033 --> 00:19:52,810
- I'LL SHOW YOU TO YOUR ROOM.
585
00:19:52,834 --> 00:19:54,009
IS THIS HEAVY?
586
00:19:54,033 --> 00:19:55,209
- NO, IT'S OKAY.
- NO?
587
00:19:55,233 --> 00:19:56,210
- I GOT IT.
588
00:19:56,234 --> 00:19:59,242
[upbeat latin-tinged music]
589
00:19:59,266 --> 00:20:00,609
♪♪ ♪♪
590
00:20:00,633 --> 00:20:04,209
- PORTIA, LOOK. I'M FLYING.
591
00:20:04,233 --> 00:20:06,180
- LOOK HOW CUTE, THOSE LITTLE
BAGELS IN THE WATER.
592
00:20:06,204 --> 00:20:07,376
- WE'RE GOING ON THAT.
593
00:20:07,400 --> 00:20:09,009
- I DON'T KNOW IF I CAN.
- OH, YEAH, YOU CAN.
594
00:20:09,033 --> 00:20:10,209
WE'RE DOING IT.
595
00:20:10,233 --> 00:20:11,280
- THAT'S IT. YOU'VE GOT IT.
596
00:20:11,304 --> 00:20:12,576
PLOP. WONDERFUL.
597
00:20:12,600 --> 00:20:13,976
- I HAVE A VERY BAD WEDGIE.
598
00:20:14,000 --> 00:20:16,109
- DROP. YEAH.
599
00:20:16,133 --> 00:20:19,409
- I'M GONNA TEACH YOU HOW
TO FACE YOUR FEARS.
600
00:20:19,433 --> 00:20:21,743
- HOLD ON FOR DEAR LIFE.
601
00:20:21,767 --> 00:20:23,910
- AHH! AHH! [bleep].
602
00:20:23,934 --> 00:20:25,276
- OH, [bleep].
603
00:20:25,300 --> 00:20:26,876
- WHY AM I BACKWARDS?
604
00:20:26,900 --> 00:20:27,877
[bleep].
605
00:20:27,901 --> 00:20:29,543
WHY AM I...
606
00:20:29,567 --> 00:20:33,076
THERE'S SOMETHING WRONG
WITH THIS BAGEL.
607
00:20:33,100 --> 00:20:34,710
"KYLE, MY BAGEL.
608
00:20:34,734 --> 00:20:36,810
KYLE, MY BAGEL, MY BAGEL."
609
00:20:36,834 --> 00:20:38,142
[laughs]
610
00:20:38,166 --> 00:20:39,896
- IT'S A CROWN WAVE.
611
00:20:41,600 --> 00:20:42,676
- YOU'RE GONNA FALL OFF.
612
00:20:42,700 --> 00:20:44,209
YOU'RE GONNA FALL OFF.
613
00:20:44,233 --> 00:20:45,850
- WELL, ISN'T IT... IN BAGELS,
ISN'T THAT THE ROUND THING,
614
00:20:45,874 --> 00:20:47,643
A BAGEL WITH A HOLE INSIDE?
615
00:20:47,667 --> 00:20:49,776
THIS IS...
THIS BAGEL GOES LIKE THAT.
616
00:20:49,800 --> 00:20:51,509
- OH, MY GOD.
I CAN'T STOP LAUGHING.
617
00:20:51,533 --> 00:20:53,109
DON'T TELL HER IT'S CALLED
A DOUGHNUT.
618
00:20:53,133 --> 00:20:54,450
- I THINK I PEED IN MY BAGEL.
619
00:20:54,474 --> 00:20:57,109
- [laughs]
620
00:20:57,133 --> 00:21:00,109
[upbeat music]
621
00:21:00,133 --> 00:21:02,042
♪♪ ♪♪
622
00:21:02,066 --> 00:21:04,042
- YOU'RE NOT FINDING
THESE LOVELY PEOPLE A TABLE?
623
00:21:04,066 --> 00:21:05,666
- YES, WE ARE SEATING THEM NOW.
624
00:21:08,667 --> 00:21:10,009
- HI.
- HOW ARE YOU?
625
00:21:10,033 --> 00:21:11,850
- HI. IT'S SO GOOD TO SEE YOU.
YOU LOOK FABULOUS.
626
00:21:11,874 --> 00:21:13,509
- I DO.
- YEAH, YOU DO... ALWAYS.
627
00:21:13,533 --> 00:21:15,409
- NO, YOU LOOK GREAT.
LOOK AT YOU.
628
00:21:15,433 --> 00:21:17,650
COME ON, THEN, LET'S GO SIT DOWN
AND CATCH UP.
629
00:21:17,674 --> 00:21:18,676
- YES, CAN WE?
630
00:21:18,700 --> 00:21:20,209
- OH, YEAH, YEAH, ABSOLUTELY.
COME ON.
631
00:21:20,233 --> 00:21:21,747
- LISA IS A BRITISH HUSTLER.
632
00:21:21,771 --> 00:21:24,176
AND I THINK THAT'S ONE OF
THE REASONS WHY WE CONNECT
633
00:21:24,200 --> 00:21:27,109
AND GET ALONG SO WELL
ON THE LEVEL THAT WE DO,
634
00:21:27,133 --> 00:21:28,180
IS BECAUSE WE LIKE TO WORK.
635
00:21:28,204 --> 00:21:29,242
WE LIKE TO BE BUSY.
636
00:21:29,266 --> 00:21:30,243
WE'RE WORKER BEES.
637
00:21:30,267 --> 00:21:32,343
- HOW ARE YOU?
- OH, MY GOSH.
638
00:21:32,367 --> 00:21:33,776
I'M GOOD.
639
00:21:33,800 --> 00:21:35,609
I'M BY MYSELF.
640
00:21:35,633 --> 00:21:36,950
THE KIDS ARE IN CANADA
WITH HARRY.
641
00:21:36,974 --> 00:21:38,710
- OH, OH, OH, GOD.
642
00:21:38,734 --> 00:21:40,681
- SO I KIND OF FEEL SINGLE.
- HOW OLD ARE THEY NOW?
643
00:21:40,705 --> 00:21:42,209
- 13 AND 16.
- YOU DON'T FEEL SINGLE.
644
00:21:42,233 --> 00:21:43,880
LIKE, THAT SINGLE...
- WELL, NOT LIKE THAT.
645
00:21:43,904 --> 00:21:45,747
- LIKE, YOU WANT, LIKE, A LOVER?
646
00:21:45,771 --> 00:21:48,676
- NO, SINGLE, LIKE, FANCY-FREE.
647
00:21:48,700 --> 00:21:50,443
- TAKE ME WITH YOU.
648
00:21:50,467 --> 00:21:52,810
- COME.
649
00:21:52,834 --> 00:21:54,211
NO, LIKE, FANCY-FREE.
650
00:21:54,235 --> 00:21:57,047
LIKE, I DON'T HAVE TO
DRIVE ANYBODY ANYWHERE.
651
00:21:57,071 --> 00:21:58,343
- I KNOW. THE PRESSURE'S OFF.
652
00:21:58,367 --> 00:22:00,910
- HOW ABOUT YOU?
- IT'S BEEN CRAZY, REALLY.
653
00:22:00,934 --> 00:22:03,011
YOU KNOW, JUST GETTING...
YEAH, YEAH,
654
00:22:03,035 --> 00:22:05,779
JUST GETTING PUMP OPEN,
I MEAN, WHICH WAS STRESSFUL,
655
00:22:05,803 --> 00:22:08,109
AND IT TOOK WAY LONGER
THAN I THOUGHT IT WAS GOING TO.
656
00:22:08,133 --> 00:22:09,276
- ARE YOU KIDDING?
657
00:22:09,300 --> 00:22:10,710
I DON'T EVEN KNOW HOW
YOU'VE DONE IT.
658
00:22:10,734 --> 00:22:12,451
- I FEEL L IKE I'VE BEEN BURNING
AT BOTH ENDS.
659
00:22:12,475 --> 00:22:14,976
I'VE HAD, LIKE, YOU KNOW,
WITH A GROUP OF WOMEN SOMETIMES,
660
00:22:15,000 --> 00:22:16,910
AND, "WHY CAN'T YOU BE HERE?
WHY CAN'T YOU THERE?"
661
00:22:16,934 --> 00:22:19,051
AND I'M, LIKE, I DON'T WANT TO
KEEP SAYING I'M WORKING.
662
00:22:19,075 --> 00:22:22,242
I SOUND LIKE MISS BORING,
BUT SOMETIMES IT'S BEEN...
663
00:22:22,266 --> 00:22:23,509
- I THINK THAT'S HARD.
664
00:22:23,533 --> 00:22:24,747
- I HAD A BIT OF A TOUGH TIME
665
00:22:24,771 --> 00:22:27,676
WITH SOME OF THE OTHER
"FRIENDS," SO TO SPEAK.
666
00:22:27,700 --> 00:22:28,930
OH, ARE YOU WITH KYLE?
667
00:22:31,667 --> 00:22:33,309
I REALLY APPRECIATE LISA.
668
00:22:33,333 --> 00:22:35,447
YOU KNOW, I'VE KNOWN HER MANY,
MANY YEARS.
669
00:22:35,471 --> 00:22:38,244
LISA RINNA HAS NEVER BEEN
LOOKING FOR A PROBLEM,
670
00:22:38,268 --> 00:22:40,242
LIKE, SAY,
SOME OF MY OTHER FRIENDS.
671
00:22:40,266 --> 00:22:42,843
SHE'S ABSOLUTELY THERE
AND SUPPORTIVE,
672
00:22:42,867 --> 00:22:44,209
AND I LOVE THAT ABOUT HER.
673
00:22:44,233 --> 00:22:45,343
YOU KNOW WHAT?
674
00:22:45,367 --> 00:22:48,476
IT'S, LIKE,
I WOULD NEVER WANT TO,
675
00:22:48,500 --> 00:22:51,409
LIKE,
TAINT YOUR OPINION OF ANYBODY
676
00:22:51,433 --> 00:22:52,779
BY MY OWN EXPERIENCE.
677
00:22:52,803 --> 00:22:54,242
- RIGHT.
- YOU KNOW WHAT I MEAN?
678
00:22:54,266 --> 00:22:56,476
- I'M NOT SURE IT WOULD.
- I WASN'T EASY, SHALL WE SAY.
679
00:22:56,500 --> 00:23:00,443
- WELL, IS IT SOMETHING
THAT YOU CAN MOVE PAST?
680
00:23:00,467 --> 00:23:02,343
- I'VE GOT TO LET SOME OF IT GO.
681
00:23:02,367 --> 00:23:04,109
I THINK, "WELL,
THEY MUST HAVE THEIR REASONS
682
00:23:04,133 --> 00:23:05,747
FOR DOING OR SAYING
WHAT THEY DID."
683
00:23:05,771 --> 00:23:07,376
- YEAH.
- YOU'VE KNOWN ME FOR 25 YEARS.
684
00:23:07,400 --> 00:23:09,176
YOU KNOW I NEVER TALK [bleep]
ABOUT ANYBODY.
685
00:23:09,200 --> 00:23:12,242
I MIGHT HAVE A LAUGH
OR SOMETHING, BUT...
686
00:23:12,266 --> 00:23:14,376
- WELL, I'VE NEVER HAD
THAT EXPERIENCE WITH YOU, SO I...
687
00:23:14,400 --> 00:23:15,946
- NO, WE DON'T NEED TO DO THAT.
688
00:23:15,970 --> 00:23:17,343
I DON'T NEED TO DO THAT.
689
00:23:17,367 --> 00:23:20,376
- WHATEVER HAS GONE ON FOR HER
WITH THE OTHER WOMEN
690
00:23:20,400 --> 00:23:21,609
I HAVEN'T EXPERIENCED,
691
00:23:21,633 --> 00:23:24,743
AND I GO OFF OF... ALWAYS...
692
00:23:24,767 --> 00:23:27,009
WHAT IS MY PERSONAL EXPERIENCE
WITH YOU?
693
00:23:27,033 --> 00:23:29,976
UNTIL SOMEBODY STABS ME
IN THE BACK,
694
00:23:30,000 --> 00:23:33,242
EVEN IF I SEE THE KNIFE COMING,
I CAN DODGE IT.
695
00:23:33,266 --> 00:23:34,710
YOU KNOW WHAT I MEAN?
696
00:23:34,734 --> 00:23:36,910
I CAN WATCH IT, AND I CAN SAY,
"HEY, THERE'S THE KNIFE."
697
00:23:36,934 --> 00:23:39,476
I HEARD IN THE LITTLE
GRAPEVINE AREA THAT...
698
00:23:39,500 --> 00:23:41,910
- ANYTHING THAT STARTS WITH "I
HEARD" ALWAYS MAKES ME NERVOUS.
699
00:23:41,934 --> 00:23:43,409
GO ON. - OKAY.
700
00:23:43,433 --> 00:23:47,009
THAT YOU'RE GONNA GET A STAR
OR AN AWARD IN PALM SPRINGS.
701
00:23:47,033 --> 00:23:48,010
- YES.
702
00:23:48,034 --> 00:23:49,180
- THAT'S FABULOUS.
703
00:23:49,204 --> 00:23:52,743
- I HAVE BEEN SELECTED
TO RECEIVE A STAR
704
00:23:52,767 --> 00:23:55,209
ON THE WALK OF STARS
IN PALM SPRINGS.
705
00:23:55,233 --> 00:23:58,309
IT ENCOMPASSES
EVERYTHING I'VE DONE
706
00:23:58,333 --> 00:24:01,109
OVER THE LAST KIND OF FEW YEARS,
707
00:24:01,133 --> 00:24:05,643
BUT IT'S ALSO ABOUT MY SUPPORT
OF THE LGBT COMMUNITY,
708
00:24:05,667 --> 00:24:09,843
AND I AM TRULY, TRULY BLOODY
HONORED.
709
00:24:09,867 --> 00:24:11,843
- I THINK IT'S FANTASTIC.
710
00:24:11,867 --> 00:24:13,443
I MEAN, YOU'RE GETTING A...
- COME WITH ME.
711
00:24:13,467 --> 00:24:14,710
I NEED SOMEBODY TO HOLD MY HAND.
712
00:24:14,734 --> 00:24:15,948
- SERIOUSLY?
- YEAH.
713
00:24:15,972 --> 00:24:18,209
I FEEL, LIKE,
BAD ASKING YOU TO GO WITH.
714
00:24:18,233 --> 00:24:19,779
- WHY? I WOULD LOVE TO COME.
715
00:24:19,803 --> 00:24:22,547
- IT'S 110 DEGREES, AND IT'S,
LIKE, 2 HOURS AWAY.
716
00:24:22,571 --> 00:24:25,910
- WELL, I'M HOME ALONE,
SO IT GIVES ME SOMETHING
717
00:24:25,934 --> 00:24:28,181
REALLY LOVELY AND MEANINGFUL
TO GO INTO.
718
00:24:28,205 --> 00:24:29,643
I LOVE IT.
719
00:24:29,667 --> 00:24:32,244
- GO SHOPPING AND FIND SOMETHING
THAT'S, LIKE, ALMOST NAKED,
720
00:24:32,268 --> 00:24:33,843
BECAUSE IT'S GONNA BE SO HOT.
721
00:24:33,867 --> 00:24:35,876
- I WOULD LIKE TO GO SHOPPING.
- OKAY.
722
00:24:35,900 --> 00:24:37,776
- I WILL HELP YOU FIND
SOMETHING FABULOUS.
723
00:24:37,800 --> 00:24:39,347
I NEVER TURN DOWN A SHOP.
724
00:24:39,371 --> 00:24:42,343
[upbeat latin-tinged music]
725
00:24:42,367 --> 00:24:43,876
♪♪ ♪♪
726
00:24:43,900 --> 00:24:45,242
- YOLANDA.
- YEAH.
727
00:24:45,266 --> 00:24:47,576
- WHICH SHOE?
- THOSE FOR SURE, THE WEDGIES.
728
00:24:47,600 --> 00:24:50,547
- SEE, IF I WERE TALL,
I COULD WEAR SHOES LIKE THAT.
729
00:24:50,571 --> 00:24:52,910
IT'S NOT AN OPTION.
730
00:24:52,934 --> 00:24:54,449
- WELL, I PUT ON WEDGIES,
BUT I THOUGHT,
731
00:24:54,473 --> 00:24:56,176
"I'LL LEAVE THOSE IN THE CLOSET
SO WE CAN"...
732
00:24:56,200 --> 00:24:57,710
- THANK YOU,
THROWING ME A LITTLE BONE.
733
00:24:57,734 --> 00:25:00,276
- WE'RE CLOSER IN HEIGHT, YES.
734
00:25:00,300 --> 00:25:01,676
- I LOVE THIS DRESS
HAS POCKETS TOO.
735
00:25:01,700 --> 00:25:03,009
- YAY.
736
00:25:03,033 --> 00:25:05,209
- I FEEL VERY SPANISH IN THIS.
- YOU LOOK VERY SPANISH.
737
00:25:05,233 --> 00:25:07,209
- I FEEL LIKE I SHOULD GO
RUNNING WITH THE BULLS.
738
00:25:07,233 --> 00:25:08,679
- YOU SHOULD.
- [laughs]
739
00:25:08,703 --> 00:25:12,209
I LOVE BEING ON THE YACHT,
BUT I HAVE BEEN SO EXCITED
740
00:25:12,233 --> 00:25:14,376
TO GET OUT AND SEE THE PEOPLE.
741
00:25:14,400 --> 00:25:18,443
I WANT TO KNOW WHAT IT
FEELS LIKE TO LIVE IN SPAIN.
742
00:25:18,467 --> 00:25:20,109
I HAVE A FEELING THIS DRESS
IS GONNA BLOW UP
743
00:25:20,133 --> 00:25:22,176
AND EMBARRASS ME TODAY.
744
00:25:22,200 --> 00:25:25,443
[upbeat electronic music]
745
00:25:25,467 --> 00:25:26,776
LOOK AT THIS. HOW BEAUTIFUL.
746
00:25:26,800 --> 00:25:28,876
- I USED TO SHOOT HERE A LOT
WHEN I WAS MODELING.
747
00:25:28,900 --> 00:25:30,810
DID YOU SEE HOW BEAUTIFUL
THE LIGHT IS,
748
00:25:30,834 --> 00:25:31,881
THE YELLOW OF THE LIGHT?
749
00:25:31,905 --> 00:25:33,176
IT'S GORGEOUS, NO?
750
00:25:33,200 --> 00:25:34,576
- I DON'T KNOW.
I DIDN'T NOTICE THE DIFFERENCE.
751
00:25:34,600 --> 00:25:36,076
- REALLY?
- YEAH, I DIDN'T NOTICE.
752
00:25:36,100 --> 00:25:37,609
IT'S BEAUTIFUL;
IT'S FROM THE ROCK...
753
00:25:37,633 --> 00:25:39,547
THE LIGHT THAT HITS THE ROCK,
IT'S REALLY SOFT.
754
00:25:39,571 --> 00:25:42,776
- AS A CHILD ACTOR, I TRAVELED
TO WHATEVER OUR LOCATION WAS.
755
00:25:42,800 --> 00:25:44,609
I TRAVELED A LOT
IN THE UNITED STATES.
756
00:25:44,633 --> 00:25:46,447
I LIVED IN LONDON
FOR A FEW MONTHS.
757
00:25:46,471 --> 00:25:48,543
BUT I DIDN'T GET TO
EXPERIENCE EUROPE,
758
00:25:48,567 --> 00:25:50,843
AND I LOVE THAT YOLANDA
IS FROM EUROPE
759
00:25:50,867 --> 00:25:52,643
AND KNOWS SO MUCH ABOUT SPAIN.
760
00:25:52,667 --> 00:25:55,144
SHE'S MY OWN PERSONAL,
BEAUTIFUL TOUR GUIDE.
761
00:25:55,168 --> 00:25:56,343
AHH!
762
00:25:56,367 --> 00:25:58,309
- OH. [laughs]
763
00:25:58,333 --> 00:26:00,109
- AHH.
- DID YOU LOSE IT?
764
00:26:00,133 --> 00:26:03,209
- BETTER MY HAT
THAN MY DRESS BLOWING OFF.
765
00:26:03,233 --> 00:26:04,242
BEAUTIFUL.
766
00:26:04,266 --> 00:26:07,309
- IT EXCITES ME FOR KYLE
TO SEE EUROPE.
767
00:26:07,333 --> 00:26:10,109
I FEEL THAT ALL AMERICAN PEOPLE
SHOULD HOPEFULLY
768
00:26:10,133 --> 00:26:12,409
ONE TIME IN THEIR LIFE
HAVE THE OPPORTUNITY
769
00:26:12,433 --> 00:26:14,376
TO SEE THINGS THAT ARE JUST...
770
00:26:14,400 --> 00:26:16,946
BEEN THERE FOR HUNDREDS
AND HUNDREDS OF YEARS.
771
00:26:16,970 --> 00:26:18,176
- WHAT IS THIS? WHERE ARE WE?
772
00:26:18,200 --> 00:26:21,576
- WELL,
THIS IS UNDER THE CATHEDRAL.
773
00:26:21,600 --> 00:26:22,946
SO THESE WERE ON THE GROUNDS,
774
00:26:22,970 --> 00:26:24,776
WHERE THE HORSES
ARE RUNNING THROUGH.
775
00:26:24,800 --> 00:26:26,676
NOW, THIS IS THE CATHEDRAL.
ISN'T IT BEAUTIFUL?
776
00:26:26,700 --> 00:26:28,710
- WOW, UNBELIEVABLE.
777
00:26:28,734 --> 00:26:29,879
- IT'S UNBELIEVABLE.
778
00:26:29,903 --> 00:26:32,943
DO YOU THAT IT TOOK THEM
400 YEARS TO BUILD IT?
779
00:26:32,967 --> 00:26:34,543
- WHY DON'T WE HAVE BUILDINGS
LIKE THIS?
780
00:26:34,567 --> 00:26:37,343
AND NOW ALL WE HAVE ACCESS TO,
AND WE HAVE NOTHING, LIKE,
781
00:26:37,367 --> 00:26:38,743
EVER TOUCH THIS.
782
00:26:38,767 --> 00:26:40,843
- I MEAN, HOW DID THEY GET,
YOU KNOW, LIKE, WITH ROPES,
783
00:26:40,867 --> 00:26:42,743
THEY PUT ALL THOSE STATUES
ON THE TOP OF IT.
784
00:26:42,767 --> 00:26:45,376
I MEAN, HOW DO EVEN...
WHERE DO YOU EVEN START?
785
00:26:45,400 --> 00:26:47,609
- HELLO.
CAN WE TAKE A PICTURE WITH YOU?
786
00:26:47,633 --> 00:26:49,710
- WHERE YOU FROM?
787
00:26:49,734 --> 00:26:51,076
- LOS ANGELES.
788
00:26:51,100 --> 00:26:54,409
- I HAVE ABSOLUTELY
FALLEN IN LOVE WITH MALLORCA.
789
00:26:54,433 --> 00:26:55,509
IT IS SO BEAUTIFUL.
790
00:26:55,533 --> 00:26:57,710
THE PEOPLE ARE SO FRIENDLY.
791
00:26:57,734 --> 00:26:58,776
I JUST LOVE IT.
792
00:26:58,800 --> 00:27:01,476
I COULD PROBABLY LIVE HERE.
793
00:27:01,500 --> 00:27:02,477
- BYE. THANK YOU.
794
00:27:02,501 --> 00:27:05,076
- BYE.
795
00:27:05,100 --> 00:27:08,076
[upbeat latin-tinged music]
796
00:27:08,100 --> 00:27:11,810
♪♪ ♪♪
797
00:27:11,834 --> 00:27:15,209
- WE SPENT, LIKE, A WHOLE DAY...
798
00:27:15,233 --> 00:27:16,710
- YEAH.
799
00:27:16,734 --> 00:27:17,979
ARE THIS HOOK... OH, ARE THESE...
800
00:27:18,003 --> 00:27:20,309
I THOUGHT THOSE WERE HOOKS
FOR OUR PURSES.
801
00:27:20,333 --> 00:27:21,880
- THESE CHAIRS ARE SO COMFY.
802
00:27:21,904 --> 00:27:24,443
- HI. HOW ARE YOU?
- HOW ARE YOU?
803
00:27:24,467 --> 00:27:25,943
- [speaks indistinctly]
804
00:27:25,967 --> 00:27:27,309
WHERE ARE YOU FROM?
805
00:27:27,333 --> 00:27:28,309
- I'M FROM HOLLAND.
806
00:27:28,333 --> 00:27:29,310
- HOLLAND.
807
00:27:29,334 --> 00:27:30,343
PASQUALE.
808
00:27:30,367 --> 00:27:31,876
- WOW, YOU ARE SO SWEET.
THANK YOU.
809
00:27:31,900 --> 00:27:33,776
- HI. HOW ARE YOU?
NICE TO SEE YOU.
810
00:27:33,800 --> 00:27:35,209
- MY GIRLFRIEND
FROM BEVERLY HILLS.
811
00:27:35,233 --> 00:27:36,347
- PERFECT. OH, PLEASURE.
812
00:27:36,371 --> 00:27:37,843
- RODEO DRIVE.
- AMERICA.
813
00:27:37,867 --> 00:27:38,844
- YES.
- VERY NICE.
814
00:27:38,868 --> 00:27:40,076
- KYLE IS ADORABLE.
815
00:27:40,100 --> 00:27:41,910
I MEAN, SEEING HER
IN A DIFFERENT ENVIRONMENT,
816
00:27:41,934 --> 00:27:45,047
LIKE, I LOVED HER EXCITEMENT
ABOUT BEING IN EUROPE.
817
00:27:45,071 --> 00:27:48,743
SO I HAVE A NEWFOUND RESPECT
FOR HER AS A MOM, AS A WIFE,
818
00:27:48,767 --> 00:27:50,943
AND I GUESS AS A HUMAN BEING
IN GENERAL.
819
00:27:50,967 --> 00:27:52,276
- HAVE YOU CHECKED IN
WITH DAVID?
820
00:27:52,300 --> 00:27:55,209
- YOU KNOW, DAVID ALREADY LEFT,
LIKE, A WEEK AGO.
821
00:27:55,233 --> 00:27:56,976
HE DROPPED ME AT MY MOM'S.
822
00:27:57,000 --> 00:27:59,047
I WISH HE WOULD HAVE COME
STAYED WITH ME FOR A WEEK
823
00:27:59,071 --> 00:28:00,776
IN HOLLAND AND VISIT MY MOM.
824
00:28:00,800 --> 00:28:02,042
- RIGHT.
825
00:28:02,066 --> 00:28:05,276
- MY MOM SURVIVED BREAST CANCER
AND NOW WITH, YOU KNOW,
826
00:28:05,300 --> 00:28:07,009
UTERUS CANCER ON TOP OF IT.
827
00:28:07,033 --> 00:28:09,309
- I KNOW IT'S HARD.
BELIEVE ME, I'VE BEEN THERE.
828
00:28:09,333 --> 00:28:10,910
- YEAH, YOU HAVE;
I MEAN, IT'S JUST...
829
00:28:10,934 --> 00:28:13,151
YOU DON'T KNOW HOW MUCH LONGER
YOU HAVE THEM, YOU KNOW?
830
00:28:13,175 --> 00:28:14,810
MY MOM IS STRUGGLING.
831
00:28:14,834 --> 00:28:17,311
YOU KNOW, SHE'S JUST...
SHE'S NOT HEALTHY.
832
00:28:17,335 --> 00:28:19,309
SHE'S IN BED EVERY DAY
SEVEN DAYS A WEEK,
833
00:28:19,333 --> 00:28:22,376
AND IT REALLY AFFECTS ME.
834
00:28:22,400 --> 00:28:24,647
AND IT MAKES YOU FEEL
SO POWERLESS.
835
00:28:24,671 --> 00:28:26,643
AND LIFE IS FRAGILE.
836
00:28:26,667 --> 00:28:28,009
LIFE IS VERY FRAGILE.
837
00:28:28,033 --> 00:28:32,376
AND I FEEL LIKE THE OLDER I GET,
THE MORE I REALIZE THAT.
838
00:28:32,400 --> 00:28:34,409
- I KNOW, IT'S LIKE WE WERE
SAYING EARLIER, YOU KNOW,
839
00:28:34,433 --> 00:28:35,878
WHEN I HEAR YOU TALK ABOUT
YOUR MOM,
840
00:28:35,902 --> 00:28:37,409
I FEEL LIKE YOU'RE SO LUCKY
TO HAVE HER.
841
00:28:37,433 --> 00:28:38,843
- I KNOW, AND I KNOW I AM.
842
00:28:38,867 --> 00:28:41,209
I MEAN, I LOST MY DAD WHEN I WAS
SEVEN YEARS OLD, YOU KNOW?
843
00:28:41,233 --> 00:28:42,376
- MM-HMM.
844
00:28:42,400 --> 00:28:43,947
- LOSING MY FATHER
IN A CAR ACCIDENT
845
00:28:43,971 --> 00:28:47,443
JUST CHANGED ME FOREVER,
BECAUSE ALL OF A SUDDEN,
846
00:28:47,467 --> 00:28:50,144
YOU KNOW, THE MOST IMPORTANT
PERSON IN MY LIFE IS GONE.
847
00:28:50,168 --> 00:28:51,543
I WENT TO BED; HE WAS THERE.
848
00:28:51,567 --> 00:28:53,376
I WOKE UP, AND HE WAS GONE.
849
00:28:53,400 --> 00:28:56,643
AND IT JUST, YOU KNOW,
IT MADE ME REALIZE
850
00:28:56,667 --> 00:28:59,743
ON A VERY EARLY AGE THAT,
YOU KNOW,
851
00:28:59,767 --> 00:29:01,743
LIFE CAN BE TAKEN AWAY
IN A SECOND.
852
00:29:01,767 --> 00:29:03,176
WHO KNOWS HOW MUCH LONGER
MY MOM'S IS GONNA BE THERE.
853
00:29:03,200 --> 00:29:04,576
- YOU ARE NOT GONNA REGRET
854
00:29:04,600 --> 00:29:06,209
SPENDING THIS TIME
WITH YOUR MOM.
855
00:29:06,233 --> 00:29:09,150
- EXACTLY, SO IT'S TWO WEEKS
THAT I HAVEN'T HAD WITH MY MOM
856
00:29:09,174 --> 00:29:13,242
IN SO MANY YEARS THAT,
YOU KNOW, IT'S... IT'S SAD.
857
00:29:13,266 --> 00:29:14,826
IT'S...
858
00:29:18,200 --> 00:29:20,176
- COMING UP...
859
00:29:20,200 --> 00:29:21,177
- HI.
860
00:29:21,201 --> 00:29:22,446
I KNEW SOMETHING WAS WRONG,
861
00:29:22,470 --> 00:29:24,376
AND HE'S LIKE, "WELL, BELLA"...
862
00:29:24,400 --> 00:29:25,876
WHAT BELLA? W-WHAT?
863
00:29:25,900 --> 00:29:27,870
I FEEL SICK IN MY STOMACH.
864
00:29:30,900 --> 00:29:33,676
- WOW.
- OH, SHUT UP.
865
00:29:33,700 --> 00:29:35,309
- HONEY, MOVE BACK A LITTLE,
REMEMBER?
866
00:29:35,333 --> 00:29:36,480
- VINCE TRIES TO COACH.
867
00:29:36,504 --> 00:29:37,676
HE'S A COACH.
868
00:29:37,700 --> 00:29:39,047
LET'S SEE THAT BACKHAND.
869
00:29:39,071 --> 00:29:40,409
- AHH! SORRY.
870
00:29:40,433 --> 00:29:41,609
- OKAY.
871
00:29:41,633 --> 00:29:43,278
- HE KNOWS SO MUCH
ABOUT THIS KIND OF STUFF.
872
00:29:43,302 --> 00:29:44,277
I MEAN, HE REALLY DOES.
873
00:29:44,301 --> 00:29:45,630
IT JUST GETS HARD TO TAKE.
874
00:29:47,033 --> 00:29:48,250
- OH.
- THAT'S NOT GOOD.
875
00:29:48,274 --> 00:29:50,276
THAT'S NOT GOOD.
876
00:29:50,300 --> 00:29:52,042
YOU'LL GET IT.
877
00:29:52,066 --> 00:29:53,676
- HE'S ALWAYS COACHING THE KIDS,
878
00:29:53,700 --> 00:29:55,730
AND IT ANNOYS THEM TOO,
SO IT'S NOT JUST ME.
879
00:30:00,767 --> 00:30:02,676
- WHATCHA GONNA DO WITH THAT?
880
00:30:02,700 --> 00:30:05,576
WHATCHA GONNA DO WITH THAT?
881
00:30:05,600 --> 00:30:07,209
- [laughs]
882
00:30:07,233 --> 00:30:11,003
MY TENNIS SKILLS WERE
A LOT BETTER BEFORE I MET VINCE.
883
00:30:12,500 --> 00:30:14,476
- OW!
- I'M LIKE, "SERIOUSLY?"
884
00:30:14,500 --> 00:30:16,476
- YOU'VE GOT TO BE KIDDING ME.
885
00:30:16,500 --> 00:30:17,609
- [laughs]
886
00:30:17,633 --> 00:30:18,843
- YOU REALLY GOT ME.
887
00:30:18,867 --> 00:30:19,867
- YOU'RE SUCH A LIAR.
888
00:30:23,934 --> 00:30:26,176
[upbeat music]
889
00:30:26,200 --> 00:30:28,810
- MY AGENT TALKED ME INTO
THIS BUSINESS MANAGER,
890
00:30:28,834 --> 00:30:32,042
AND THEN... SO I EMAILED HER,
AND SHE'S LIKE,
891
00:30:32,066 --> 00:30:33,976
"I HAVE THESE GREAT GUYS AT,
L.A. CAR CONNECTION,
892
00:30:34,000 --> 00:30:35,376
AND THEY GET CARS FOR EVERYONE.
893
00:30:35,400 --> 00:30:36,910
I DECIDED TO BUY A NEW CAR,
894
00:30:36,934 --> 00:30:40,611
BECAUSE I GOT A VERY UNEXPECTED
CHECK FROM MY FIRST BOOK.
895
00:30:40,635 --> 00:30:42,447
YESTERDAY,
SHE SENT ME A PICTURE.
896
00:30:42,471 --> 00:30:43,776
SHE WAS LIKE, "THIS IS YOUR CAR.
897
00:30:43,800 --> 00:30:45,276
YOU CAN AFFORD IT. YOU'RE FINE."
898
00:30:45,300 --> 00:30:46,710
DONE, EVERYTHING DONE.
899
00:30:46,734 --> 00:30:49,181
AND IT WAS, LIKE,
A SIX-FIGURE CHECK,
900
00:30:49,205 --> 00:30:51,776
SO I GOT A SIX-FIGURE CAR.
901
00:30:51,800 --> 00:30:53,543
OH, MY KIDS ARE GONNA BE
SO EXCITED.
902
00:30:53,567 --> 00:30:55,076
BUT I DON'T WANT THEM
TO THINK I'M RICH.
903
00:30:55,100 --> 00:30:56,676
- YEAH,
'CAUSE THEN THEY'LL START ASKING
904
00:30:56,700 --> 00:30:57,876
FOR BIGGER AND BETTER TOYS
AND GAMES AND...
905
00:30:57,900 --> 00:30:59,209
- EXACTLY.
"ARE YOU RICH YET, MOM?
906
00:30:59,233 --> 00:31:00,650
THEY ASK ME THAT.
"ARE YOU RICH YET?"
907
00:31:00,674 --> 00:31:02,743
THE BIG DEAL FOR ME WAS,
WHEN I GOT THIS CAR,
908
00:31:02,767 --> 00:31:04,309
I DIDN'T HAVE TO HAVE
MY DAD CO-SIGN,
909
00:31:04,333 --> 00:31:06,009
WHICH I DID ON MY LAST ONE.
910
00:31:06,033 --> 00:31:07,676
[doorbell rings]
911
00:31:07,700 --> 00:31:08,677
AHH!
912
00:31:08,701 --> 00:31:09,946
I DON'T NEED ANYONE'S HELP.
913
00:31:09,970 --> 00:31:11,843
I GOT... IT'S, LIKE, I GOT THIS.
914
00:31:11,867 --> 00:31:13,576
HI. - I HAVE YOUR CAR.
915
00:31:13,600 --> 00:31:15,009
- OOH!
916
00:31:15,033 --> 00:31:16,347
- DRUMROLL.
- LET'S DO IT.
917
00:31:16,371 --> 00:31:18,597
- DRUMROLL.
- ALL RIGHT, LOOK, I'M GONNA...
918
00:31:19,600 --> 00:31:20,943
OH, MY GOD.
919
00:31:20,967 --> 00:31:22,743
IT'S SICK.
920
00:31:22,767 --> 00:31:25,009
OH, MY GOD.
921
00:31:25,033 --> 00:31:26,010
OH, I LOVE IT.
922
00:31:26,034 --> 00:31:27,643
- IT IS SO SICK.
923
00:31:27,667 --> 00:31:29,343
- OH, MY GOD.
MY HEART IS RACING.
924
00:31:29,367 --> 00:31:31,009
IS THIS HOW IT CAME,
WITH THE PLASTIC ON IT?
925
00:31:31,033 --> 00:31:32,142
- YEAH.
926
00:31:32,166 --> 00:31:33,509
- OH, IT LOOKS LIKE
IT'S A CUSTOM.
927
00:31:33,533 --> 00:31:36,409
IT'S GOT TINTED WINDOWS
AND CUTE WHEELS.
928
00:31:36,433 --> 00:31:38,242
LIKE,
I FEEL LIKE I'M BIG PIMPIN'.
929
00:31:38,266 --> 00:31:39,543
I'M GONNA GET IN TROUBLE
WITH SUPERCHARGED,
930
00:31:39,567 --> 00:31:40,976
'CAUSE I THOUGHT MY OLD ONE
WAS FAST.
931
00:31:41,000 --> 00:31:42,142
- NO WAY.
932
00:31:42,166 --> 00:31:43,643
- I'M SUPER EXCITED
TO PICK UP MY KIDS
933
00:31:43,667 --> 00:31:45,276
AT MY EX-HUSBAND'S HOUSE.
934
00:31:45,300 --> 00:31:46,447
- THIS CAR IS SICK.
- I KNOW.
935
00:31:46,471 --> 00:31:48,009
- ISN'T IT AMAZING.
- OH, MY GOD.
936
00:31:48,033 --> 00:31:49,609
I'VE MADE IT.
I CAN DO IT MYSELF.
937
00:31:49,633 --> 00:31:51,142
OH, GUYS, I GOT THIS.
938
00:31:51,166 --> 00:31:52,242
- YES.
939
00:31:52,266 --> 00:31:54,076
[engine revving]
940
00:31:54,100 --> 00:31:56,109
- WOW.
- OH, MY GOD.
941
00:31:56,133 --> 00:31:59,109
[upbeat latin-tinged music]
942
00:31:59,133 --> 00:32:04,976
♪♪ ♪♪
943
00:32:05,000 --> 00:32:06,676
- SO BEAUTIFUL.
944
00:32:06,700 --> 00:32:08,076
IT'S SO NICE, RIGHT?
945
00:32:08,100 --> 00:32:09,176
- OH, MY GOD.
946
00:32:09,200 --> 00:32:10,710
THIS FEELS SO GOOD.
947
00:32:10,734 --> 00:32:11,711
- [laughs]
948
00:32:11,735 --> 00:32:15,910
♪♪ ♪♪
949
00:32:15,934 --> 00:32:16,911
- LOVE IT.
950
00:32:16,935 --> 00:32:19,276
- JUST A HUG. JUST A HUG.
951
00:32:19,300 --> 00:32:22,176
- AHH!
- NO WAY.
952
00:32:22,200 --> 00:32:24,130
- IT'S A SANDWICH.
953
00:32:25,600 --> 00:32:26,810
- THIS IS BEAUTIFUL.
954
00:32:26,834 --> 00:32:28,648
I CANNOT GET OVER IT.
- ISN'T IT AMAZING?
955
00:32:28,672 --> 00:32:30,509
ALEXIA, YOU'RE THE CUTEST THING
IN THE WORLD.
956
00:32:30,533 --> 00:32:32,547
- HOW CUTE ARE THOSE
LITTLE BUTTS?
957
00:32:32,571 --> 00:32:34,576
- I'M, LIKE, YOU COULD STICK
A DRINK ON THERE.
958
00:32:34,600 --> 00:32:36,042
SHE'S LIKE A LITTLE TABLE.
[laughs]
959
00:32:36,066 --> 00:32:37,509
- THERE IS NOTHING BETTER
THAN YOUTH.
960
00:32:37,533 --> 00:32:38,547
I MEAN... - I KNOW.
961
00:32:38,571 --> 00:32:39,976
- WE LOOK AT THEM... I LOOK AT...
962
00:32:40,000 --> 00:32:42,176
YOU KNOW, THEY'RE, LIKE,
THE BETTER VERSIONS OF US.
963
00:32:42,200 --> 00:32:44,576
ISN'T IT CRAZY WHEN YOU LOOK
AT YOUR KIDS
964
00:32:44,600 --> 00:32:46,209
HOW MUCH LOVE YOU FEEL FOR THEM?
965
00:32:46,233 --> 00:32:47,980
- I DIE; I GET, LIKE,
A LITTLE LUMP IN MY THROAT
966
00:32:48,004 --> 00:32:49,009
WHEN I DO THAT.
967
00:32:49,033 --> 00:32:50,179
- [laughs] IT'S LIKE...
968
00:32:50,203 --> 00:32:52,076
OH, WAIT TILL SEPTEMBER, BABY.
969
00:32:52,100 --> 00:32:53,543
- I CAN'T. NO, IT'S NEXT MONTH.
970
00:32:53,567 --> 00:32:55,209
I'LL START CRYING
WHEN WE TALK ABOUT THAT.
971
00:32:55,233 --> 00:32:57,009
- AUGUST, AUGUST.
- YEAH.
972
00:32:57,033 --> 00:32:58,609
- IT'S... IT'S TOUGH.
973
00:32:58,633 --> 00:33:01,479
GOING THROUGH
THE WHOLE COLLEGE EXPERIENCE,
974
00:33:01,503 --> 00:33:03,676
IT'S KIND OF...
YOU KIND OF FEEL UNITED,
975
00:33:03,700 --> 00:33:05,209
BECAUSE WE FEEL EACH OTHER.
976
00:33:05,233 --> 00:33:07,579
WE UNDERSTAND, LIKE,
WE UNDERSTAND THE PAIN OF IT.
977
00:33:07,603 --> 00:33:08,810
- [sobbing]
- I FEEL YOU.
978
00:33:08,834 --> 00:33:11,548
- WHY ARE WE TALKING ABOUT THIS?
THIS IS SO STUPID.
979
00:33:11,572 --> 00:33:13,009
- NO, IT'S NOT STUPID.
980
00:33:13,033 --> 00:33:14,050
IT'S PART OF LIFE.
981
00:33:14,074 --> 00:33:16,476
IT'S THE PART OF... YOU KNOW.
982
00:33:16,500 --> 00:33:17,509
- I KNOW.
983
00:33:17,533 --> 00:33:18,843
- IT'S HARD FOR US.
984
00:33:18,867 --> 00:33:20,476
IT'S HARDER FOR US
THAN IT IS FOR THEM.
985
00:33:20,500 --> 00:33:24,543
- ALEXIA'S GOING OFF TO COLLEGE,
IT'S NOT JUST HER LEAVING.
986
00:33:24,567 --> 00:33:28,242
IT JUST SYMBOLIZES TO ME
THE PASSAGE OF TIME
987
00:33:28,266 --> 00:33:30,743
AND HOW QUICKLY IT'S GOING.
988
00:33:30,767 --> 00:33:33,676
AND IT DOES MAKE ME THINK ABOUT
HOW, YOU KNOW,
989
00:33:33,700 --> 00:33:35,876
FOUR MORE YEARS LEFT,
AND SOPHIA'S GONNA LEAVE,
990
00:33:35,900 --> 00:33:38,009
AND THEN PORTIA IS GONNA BE
THE ONLY ONE HERE
991
00:33:38,033 --> 00:33:39,810
AND HOME WITH MAURICIO AND ME.
992
00:33:39,834 --> 00:33:41,379
THAT FEELS SO STRANGE TO ME.
993
00:33:41,403 --> 00:33:43,710
- YOU KNOW, IT ALL HAS...
IT ALL HAS A PURPOSE.
994
00:33:43,734 --> 00:33:44,743
- YEAH.
995
00:33:44,767 --> 00:33:45,976
- YOU KNOW,
THEY ALL NEED TO FIND
996
00:33:46,000 --> 00:33:47,543
THEIR INDIVIDUAL INDEPENDENCE.
997
00:33:47,567 --> 00:33:48,943
- I KNOW.
NO, I KNOW ALL THAT STUFF...
998
00:33:48,967 --> 00:33:50,776
- AND EVEN FOR US...
EVEN FOR US AS A MOM,
999
00:33:50,800 --> 00:33:52,776
YOU KNOW, IT'S, LIKE,
WE HAVE TO...
1000
00:33:52,800 --> 00:33:54,609
IT'S HARD ON US TO STAND ALONE
1001
00:33:54,633 --> 00:33:56,579
AND NOT HAVE THEM
IN THE HOUSE EVERY DAY
1002
00:33:56,603 --> 00:33:59,746
AND NOT HAVE THAT JOY OF,
YOU KNOW, IT'S A CRUTCH FOR...
1003
00:33:59,770 --> 00:34:02,076
LIKE, MY KIDS, LIKE,
THEY KEEP YOU GOING.
1004
00:34:02,100 --> 00:34:03,576
I THINK IT'S AN EXCITING TIME.
1005
00:34:03,600 --> 00:34:05,276
AS HARD AS IT WAS FOR ME...
- YOU KNOW WHAT I'VE BEEN DOING?
1006
00:34:05,300 --> 00:34:06,746
- AND, YOU KNOW, I MEAN,
1007
00:34:06,770 --> 00:34:09,509
IT'S ALSO A REALLY EXCITING TIME
FOR THEM.
1008
00:34:09,533 --> 00:34:11,180
- I HAVE BEEN...
WHAT I'VE BEEN DOING IS,
1009
00:34:11,204 --> 00:34:14,943
BECAUSE I ALWAYS HAD
SUCH STRICT CURFEWS,
1010
00:34:14,967 --> 00:34:16,943
AND NOW I'VE BEEN LETTING HER,
LIKE,
1011
00:34:16,967 --> 00:34:20,244
COME HOME LATER AND, LIKE, JUST,
"WAKE ME WHEN YOU'RE HOME."
1012
00:34:20,268 --> 00:34:21,243
WHAT IS BELLA'S CURFEW?
1013
00:34:21,267 --> 00:34:22,776
'CAUSE ALEXIA'S ALWAYS MIDNIGHT.
1014
00:34:22,800 --> 00:34:26,045
- WELL, IT'S ALWAYS BEEN,
YOU KNOW, BEFORE MIDNIGHT.
1015
00:34:26,069 --> 00:34:28,509
YOU SHOULD TRUST NOW
THAT YOU'VE DONE THE RIGHT JOB
1016
00:34:28,533 --> 00:34:30,009
FOR SIX YEARS.
1017
00:34:30,033 --> 00:34:31,348
- I KNOW.
I'VE GOT TO GET TO THAT.
1018
00:34:31,372 --> 00:34:33,443
- THERE'S A TIME, YOU KNOW,
TO GIVE THEM THE FREEDOM
1019
00:34:33,467 --> 00:34:35,509
AND TO SEE WHAT THEY'RE GOING
TO DO WITH IT.
1020
00:34:35,533 --> 00:34:39,943
AND I PRAY THAT IT WILL BE
THE RIGHT CHOICES
1021
00:34:39,967 --> 00:34:42,176
AND THE RIGHT THINGS
THAT KEEP THEM SAFE.
1022
00:34:42,200 --> 00:34:46,643
AND THAT'S THE MOST, YOU KNOW...
1023
00:34:46,667 --> 00:34:49,309
[people screaming]
1024
00:34:49,333 --> 00:34:51,676
HI, GUYS.
1025
00:34:51,700 --> 00:34:53,042
HAPPY SUMMER.
1026
00:34:53,066 --> 00:34:54,409
- THAT'S SO CUTE.
1027
00:34:54,433 --> 00:34:56,350
THEY LOOK LIKE THEY'RE HAVING
SO MUCH FUN, RIGHT?
1028
00:34:56,374 --> 00:34:58,027
- YEAH.
1029
00:35:00,500 --> 00:35:02,409
- WHY AM I HUNGRY AGAIN?
I FEEL...
1030
00:35:02,433 --> 00:35:03,779
- I'M HUNGRY AGAIN TOO.
1031
00:35:03,803 --> 00:35:04,947
- I KNOW. SHOULD WE GO BACK?
1032
00:35:04,971 --> 00:35:06,776
- I THOUGHT IT WAS JUST ME.
1033
00:35:06,800 --> 00:35:09,076
I SWEAR THAT I CAN'T BELIEVE
YOU SAID THAT.
1034
00:35:09,100 --> 00:35:10,609
WE DIDN'T EAT ENOUGH.
1035
00:35:10,633 --> 00:35:11,950
- I KNOW, WE WERE GOSSIPING,
AND THEN WE DIDN'T EAT ANYTHING.
1036
00:35:11,974 --> 00:35:13,109
- HI, LADIES.
- HI.
1037
00:35:13,133 --> 00:35:14,409
- HOW ARE YOU?
1038
00:35:14,433 --> 00:35:16,309
- IS THIS THING FANCY OR CASUAL
1039
00:35:16,333 --> 00:35:17,810
OR WHAT DID THEY SAY
THE DRESS WAS?
1040
00:35:17,834 --> 00:35:19,276
- IT'S 110 DEGREES.
1041
00:35:19,300 --> 00:35:21,343
I WOULD SAY A THONG.
1042
00:35:21,367 --> 00:35:25,009
- OKAY, WELL, THE GAYS
WOULD LIKE THAT, I'M SURE.
1043
00:35:25,033 --> 00:35:26,350
- BUT THE WOULDN'T
APPRECIATE IT.
1044
00:35:26,374 --> 00:35:28,044
- NO, NOT WITH US IN A THONG.
1045
00:35:28,068 --> 00:35:29,076
- NO, EXACTLY.
1046
00:35:29,100 --> 00:35:31,209
- MAYBE KEN AND HARRY.
1047
00:35:31,233 --> 00:35:34,609
LISA VANDERPUMP
HAS A WICKED SENSE OF HUMOR.
1048
00:35:34,633 --> 00:35:37,379
I JUST FEEL LIKE
WE COULD GET INTO TROUBLE.
1049
00:35:37,403 --> 00:35:39,946
IT'S... YOU KNOW, I DON'T FEEL
LIKE THAT WITH MANY PEOPLE.
1050
00:35:39,970 --> 00:35:41,743
- ALL THESE LONG DRESSES...
- THIS IS CUTE
1051
00:35:41,767 --> 00:35:44,443
- OH, NO, NOT THAT COLOR.
1052
00:35:44,467 --> 00:35:45,876
- TOO BRIGHT?
- YEAH.
1053
00:35:45,900 --> 00:35:48,042
- WELL, YOU KNOW,
I LIKE TO BE NOTICED.
1054
00:35:48,066 --> 00:35:49,743
I'M... I WON'T DO THAT
AT YOUR EVENT, THOUGH.
1055
00:35:49,767 --> 00:35:51,009
I PROMISE.
1056
00:35:51,033 --> 00:35:53,950
IF LISA AND I WERE LEFT
TO OUR OWN DEVICES FOR TOO LONG,
1057
00:35:53,974 --> 00:35:56,597
I DON'T KNOW WHAT MIGHT HAPPEN.
1058
00:35:59,700 --> 00:36:01,109
- NO, THIS ISN'T RIGHT.
1059
00:36:01,133 --> 00:36:02,279
- OKAY, THESE ARE...
1060
00:36:02,303 --> 00:36:04,145
- HOW MUCH ROSE DID I HAVE
AT LUNCHTIME?
1061
00:36:04,169 --> 00:36:05,476
- NOT VERY MUCH, ACTUALLY.
1062
00:36:05,500 --> 00:36:08,009
- HALF A GLASS, AND I'M
PUTTING ON MY CLOTHES BACKWARDS.
1063
00:36:08,033 --> 00:36:09,179
- OKAY, WHICH ONE AM I...
1064
00:36:09,203 --> 00:36:11,846
- OKAY, THIS IS CUTE
FOR SLOUGHING AROUND.
1065
00:36:11,870 --> 00:36:13,443
- I LIKE THAT. YOU NEED THAT.
1066
00:36:13,467 --> 00:36:14,576
I NEED A BOTTOM.
1067
00:36:14,600 --> 00:36:16,643
- NO, YOU DON'T.
- I DO.
1068
00:36:16,667 --> 00:36:17,810
- JUST COME OUT.
1069
00:36:17,834 --> 00:36:19,943
[laughter]
1070
00:36:19,967 --> 00:36:22,810
LISA DOESN'T TAKE HERSELF
TOO SERIOUSLY.
1071
00:36:22,834 --> 00:36:24,411
AND THAT WORKS REALLY WELL
WITH ME.
1072
00:36:24,435 --> 00:36:26,179
WE CAN KIND OF HAVE
A LAUGH TOGETHER.
1073
00:36:26,203 --> 00:36:27,810
- I THINK IT'S TAKING TOO LONG.
1074
00:36:27,834 --> 00:36:29,281
- I AGREE. I'M STUCK, THOUGH.
1075
00:36:29,305 --> 00:36:31,409
ONE SECOND.
1076
00:36:31,433 --> 00:36:33,833
THIS IS A COMPLICATED DRESS.
1077
00:36:35,767 --> 00:36:37,276
COME ON; YOU'D BETTER GET OUT
HERE, AND IT BETTER BE WORTH IT.
1078
00:36:37,300 --> 00:36:39,309
- SHUT UP. I'M COMING.
1079
00:36:39,333 --> 00:36:41,743
IT TOOK ME 20 MINUTES
TO GET INTO.
1080
00:36:41,767 --> 00:36:44,643
- [laughs]
1081
00:36:44,667 --> 00:36:46,042
- BUT IT'S FABULOUS.
1082
00:36:46,066 --> 00:36:47,043
- I'M NOT SURE.
1083
00:36:47,067 --> 00:36:48,276
- I KNOW. IT'S NOT RIGHT.
1084
00:36:48,300 --> 00:36:49,609
- IF YOU SHOW UP IN THAT,
1085
00:36:49,633 --> 00:36:50,650
THEY'RE DEFINITELY GONNA
TAKE IT BACK.
1086
00:36:50,674 --> 00:36:52,109
- WOULD YOU JUST SEND ME HOME?
1087
00:36:52,133 --> 00:36:53,843
WOULD YOU SAY, "OKAY, YOU, GO."
1088
00:36:53,867 --> 00:36:55,543
- NO, I WOULDN'T.
I PROMISE YOU I WOULDN'T.
1089
00:36:55,567 --> 00:36:57,443
I WOULDN'T; I'D JUST PRETEND
I DIDN'T KNOW YOU.
1090
00:36:57,467 --> 00:36:59,109
I'D SAY,
"WHAT'S SHE DOING HERE?"
1091
00:36:59,133 --> 00:37:01,109
- AND YOU WOULD.
1092
00:37:01,133 --> 00:37:03,176
YOU WOULD JUST IGNORE ME.
1093
00:37:03,200 --> 00:37:06,176
[upbeat latin-tinged music]
1094
00:37:06,200 --> 00:37:07,476
♪♪ ♪♪
1095
00:37:07,500 --> 00:37:09,009
- YES, WE'VE GOT TO TRY IT.
I'M EXCITED.
1096
00:37:09,033 --> 00:37:10,547
- I'VE TRIED IT BEFORE,
AND TRUST ME,
1097
00:37:10,571 --> 00:37:11,710
I'M NOT GOOD AT THIS STUFF.
1098
00:37:11,734 --> 00:37:13,551
- AND WE'RE GONNA REALLY
DO THIS.
1099
00:37:13,575 --> 00:37:14,810
- HOLY TOLEDO.
1100
00:37:14,834 --> 00:37:16,011
- WE ARE GOING TO PUSH
THE ENVELOPE, GIRLFRIEND.
1101
00:37:16,035 --> 00:37:17,309
- WHAT ARE YOU GUYS DOING?
1102
00:37:17,333 --> 00:37:19,547
- YOLANDA IS TORTURING ME.
- WHY?
1103
00:37:19,571 --> 00:37:22,009
- WE'RE... WE'RE GONNA BOND
OUR FRIENDSHIP.
1104
00:37:22,033 --> 00:37:23,509
- ARE YOU GONNA JUMP?
- OH, GOD.
1105
00:37:23,533 --> 00:37:24,810
- YEAH.
- WHOO!
1106
00:37:24,834 --> 00:37:25,910
- COME ON.
- I DON'T WANT TO. I'M SCARED.
1107
00:37:25,934 --> 00:37:26,951
- COME ON. STAND HERE.
- JUMP. JUMP.
1108
00:37:26,975 --> 00:37:28,076
- COME ON. STAND WITH ME.
1109
00:37:28,100 --> 00:37:29,077
HOLD MY HAND.
1110
00:37:29,101 --> 00:37:30,309
- [bleep]. I'M SORRY.
1111
00:37:30,333 --> 00:37:32,279
NO, WAIT ONE SECOND.
OH, MOTHER[bleep].
1112
00:37:32,303 --> 00:37:34,109
OH, MY GOD. WHY AM I DOING THIS?
1113
00:37:34,133 --> 00:37:36,079
WHY DO I THINK...
WHAT IF I HAVE A HEART ATTACK?
1114
00:37:36,103 --> 00:37:38,910
I THOUGHT THIS WAS SUPPOSED
TO BE A RELAXING VACATION.
1115
00:37:38,934 --> 00:37:41,411
HONEY,
MAYBE YOU SHOULD JUMP OFF FIRST.
1116
00:37:41,435 --> 00:37:42,876
I NEED TO HAVE MO GO FIRST.
1117
00:37:42,900 --> 00:37:44,609
I NEED TO SEE SOMEONE ELSE
DO IT; I'M SORRY.
1118
00:37:44,633 --> 00:37:47,476
WHY CAN'T THEY LEAVE ME ALONE?
1119
00:37:47,500 --> 00:37:49,309
YOU JUMP OFF IF YOU WANT.
1120
00:37:49,333 --> 00:37:50,310
ENJOY YOURSELF.
1121
00:37:50,334 --> 00:37:51,576
DO WHATEVER YOU WANT TO DO.
1122
00:37:51,600 --> 00:37:53,309
HAVE A GLASS OF CHAMPAGNE.
JUMP OFF A BOAT.
1123
00:37:53,333 --> 00:37:54,550
STAY ON THE BOAT. I DON'T CARE.
1124
00:37:54,574 --> 00:37:56,109
WHAT DO YOU CARE WHAT I DO?
1125
00:37:56,133 --> 00:37:58,050
- YOU GO FIRST, AND THEN MAYBE
I WON'T BE AS SCARED.
1126
00:37:58,074 --> 00:37:59,576
- OKAY, ONE, TWO, GO.
1127
00:37:59,600 --> 00:38:01,676
WHOO.
1128
00:38:01,700 --> 00:38:02,843
- [bleep].
1129
00:38:02,867 --> 00:38:04,343
- ALL RIGHT,
NOW I'LL WAIT FOR YOU.
1130
00:38:04,367 --> 00:38:06,009
- YOU CAN DO IT, KYLE.
JUMP. JUMP NOW.
1131
00:38:06,033 --> 00:38:07,079
YOUR KIDS ARE WATCHING.
1132
00:38:07,103 --> 00:38:08,843
PULL IT TOGETHER. JUST GO. JUMP.
1133
00:38:08,867 --> 00:38:10,776
IT'S NOT THAT BAD.
THERE'S NO SHARKS DOWN THERE.
1134
00:38:10,800 --> 00:38:12,245
I'M TELLING YOU, JUMP.
1135
00:38:12,269 --> 00:38:13,810
GETTING READY. AND THREE, GO.
1136
00:38:13,834 --> 00:38:15,843
MOTHER[bleep].
1137
00:38:15,867 --> 00:38:18,076
[together] WHOO!
1138
00:38:18,100 --> 00:38:20,076
WHOO! WHOO!
1139
00:38:20,100 --> 00:38:21,376
- YOU DID IT.
1140
00:38:21,400 --> 00:38:22,609
- DOESN'T THAT WATER FEEL GOOD?
1141
00:38:22,633 --> 00:38:23,609
- OH, MY GOD.
1142
00:38:23,633 --> 00:38:24,610
- GOOD JOB.
1143
00:38:24,634 --> 00:38:26,009
THAT WAS AWESOME.
1144
00:38:26,033 --> 00:38:27,778
- MY HEART IS POUNDING
OUT OF MY BODY, THOUGH.
1145
00:38:27,802 --> 00:38:28,777
- YOU DID IT.
1146
00:38:28,801 --> 00:38:30,409
- MOM, YOU DID IT!
1147
00:38:30,433 --> 00:38:31,676
- YAY.
1148
00:38:31,700 --> 00:38:33,676
I AM NEVER DOING THIS AGAIN.
1149
00:38:33,700 --> 00:38:35,242
EVERYBODY LIED TO ME.
1150
00:38:35,266 --> 00:38:37,443
"OH, YOU'RE GONNA FEEL SO GOOD
WHEN YOU LAND IN THE WATER.
1151
00:38:37,467 --> 00:38:38,609
"YOU'RE GONNA BE SO RELIEVED.
1152
00:38:38,633 --> 00:38:40,150
YOU'RE GONNA BE SO PROUD
OF YOURSELF."
1153
00:38:40,174 --> 00:38:41,676
REALLY?
GET ME BACK ON THE YACHT.
1154
00:38:41,700 --> 00:38:44,109
- YOU DID IT. HIGH FIVE.
1155
00:38:44,133 --> 00:38:45,409
THAT'S AWESOME.
1156
00:38:45,433 --> 00:38:46,410
I LOVE IT.
1157
00:38:46,434 --> 00:38:48,103
- OH, MY GOD.
1158
00:38:51,033 --> 00:38:52,609
[upbeat music]
1159
00:38:52,633 --> 00:38:54,779
- I FEEL LIKE I'M IN HEAVEN
RIGHT NOW.
1160
00:38:54,803 --> 00:38:56,710
- THAT WAS A BEAUTIFUL DAY,
WASN'T IT?
1161
00:38:56,734 --> 00:38:58,409
- AMAZING.
- AMAZING.
1162
00:38:58,433 --> 00:39:03,109
IT'S LIKE A WHOLE FAMILY
FLOATING AROUND.
1163
00:39:03,133 --> 00:39:05,509
I THINK THAT WOULD BE SCARY.
1164
00:39:05,533 --> 00:39:08,042
- IT'S FUN, THOUGH.
1165
00:39:08,066 --> 00:39:09,109
IT'S REALLY FUN.
1166
00:39:09,133 --> 00:39:12,042
[phone rings]
1167
00:39:12,066 --> 00:39:14,576
- ALEXIA...
1168
00:39:14,600 --> 00:39:16,076
- HELLO.
1169
00:39:16,100 --> 00:39:17,543
- CAREFUL WITH THE BINOCULARS.
1170
00:39:17,567 --> 00:39:18,544
- HI.
1171
00:39:18,568 --> 00:39:21,242
THE MINUTE I ANSWERED, I KNEW.
1172
00:39:21,266 --> 00:39:24,242
MY HEART JUST SANK IN MY SHOES.
1173
00:39:24,266 --> 00:39:26,443
- NO SERVICE?
1174
00:39:26,467 --> 00:39:30,910
- NO, IT'S THE HOUSE CALLING,
BUT...
1175
00:39:30,934 --> 00:39:34,076
- YOUR HOUSE?
1176
00:39:34,100 --> 00:39:36,309
- LIKE,
I KNEW SOMETHING WAS WRONG,
1177
00:39:36,333 --> 00:39:38,747
AND HE WAS SAYING, "WELL,
I DIDN'T WANT TO TELL YOU NOW,"
1178
00:39:38,771 --> 00:39:40,643
AND... AND I'M LIKE,
"JUST SAY IT,"
1179
00:39:40,667 --> 00:39:41,776
BUT I COULDN'T EVEN SPEAK,
1180
00:39:41,800 --> 00:39:44,109
BECAUSE I KNEW IT WAS SOMETHING
SO SERIOUS.
1181
00:39:44,133 --> 00:39:49,476
WITH THE WHAT?
1182
00:39:49,500 --> 00:39:51,476
AND HE'S LIKE, "WELL, BELLA"...
1183
00:39:51,500 --> 00:39:52,910
WHAT BELLA? W-WHAT?
1184
00:39:52,934 --> 00:39:55,834
I FEEL SICK IN MY STOMACH.
1185
00:39:59,567 --> 00:40:01,009
- COMING UP...
1186
00:40:01,033 --> 00:40:02,843
YOLANDA.
1187
00:40:02,867 --> 00:40:05,897
IS EVERYTHING OKAY?
1188
00:40:11,700 --> 00:40:13,409
- YEAH, NO,
THERE'S NOTHING YOU CAN DO.
1189
00:40:13,433 --> 00:40:16,509
I JUST... I JUST...
1190
00:40:16,533 --> 00:40:20,050
I'M TRYING TO HOLD IT TOGETHER,
BUT I'M HAVING A HARD TIME.
1191
00:40:20,074 --> 00:40:23,276
AND I JUST WANT TO MAKE SURE
THAT SHE'S OKAY.
1192
00:40:23,300 --> 00:40:26,910
DAVID TOLD ME THAT BELLA
HAD GOTTEN A DUI.
1193
00:40:26,934 --> 00:40:31,009
I DON'T THINK IN 19 YEARS
OF BEING A PARENT
1194
00:40:31,033 --> 00:40:35,242
I'VE EVER FELT THAT...
1195
00:40:35,266 --> 00:40:38,443
COLLAPSE INSIDE,
THAT OVERWHELMED INSIDE,
1196
00:40:38,467 --> 00:40:40,910
THAT FEELING OF...
1197
00:40:40,934 --> 00:40:42,881
I MEAN,
I COULDN'T EVEN CATCH MY BREATH.
1198
00:40:42,905 --> 00:40:45,109
SO DISAPPOINTED BY HER CHOICE.
1199
00:40:45,133 --> 00:40:47,276
IT'S SUCH DEVASTATING NEWS.
1200
00:40:47,300 --> 00:40:48,476
HOW DID THIS HAPPEN?
1201
00:40:48,500 --> 00:40:52,242
HOW... HOW DID SHE MAKE
THAT DECISION, YOU KNOW?
1202
00:40:52,266 --> 00:40:54,943
IT IS SHOCKING
THAT SHE WOULD MAKE, YOU KNOW,
1203
00:40:54,967 --> 00:40:56,810
THAT SHE MADE THAT CHOICE.
1204
00:40:56,834 --> 00:40:59,381
I THOUGHT THE LAST THING
THAT WOULD EVER HAPPEN
1205
00:40:59,405 --> 00:41:02,776
IS FOR BELLA TO HAVE A DRINK
AND GET IN A CAR,
1206
00:41:02,800 --> 00:41:05,376
BUT, YOU KNOW, SHE DID.
1207
00:41:05,400 --> 00:41:07,347
- I'M GONNA GO CHECK ON YOLANDA.
1208
00:41:07,371 --> 00:41:09,976
- WELL,
I'M MORE CONCERNED ABOUT,
1209
00:41:10,000 --> 00:41:12,245
YOU KNOW,
THE THOUGHT THAT SHE MAKES...
1210
00:41:12,269 --> 00:41:14,242
HAS SUCH BAD JUDGMENT
TO GET INTO A CAR.
1211
00:41:14,266 --> 00:41:16,976
I ALREADY LOST MY DAD
IN A CAR ACCIDENT.
1212
00:41:17,000 --> 00:41:19,976
LIKE, I CAN'T... I CAN'T EVEN...
1213
00:41:20,000 --> 00:41:24,810
THE THOUGHT OF THAT IS...
1214
00:41:24,834 --> 00:41:27,409
I CAN'T EVEN EXPLAIN
HOW THAT FEELS.
1215
00:41:27,433 --> 00:41:31,609
AND I WAS SCARED THAT MAYBE,
YOU THAT...
1216
00:41:31,633 --> 00:41:33,780
THAT IS JUST
REALLY BAD JUDGMENT.
1217
00:41:33,804 --> 00:41:37,943
- YOLANDA,
1218
00:41:37,967 --> 00:41:39,776
IS EVERYTHING OKAY?
1219
00:41:39,800 --> 00:41:44,270
- YEAH, OKAY, OKAY, ALL RIGHT.
1220
00:41:47,567 --> 00:41:51,376
- EVERYTHING OKAY?
1221
00:41:51,400 --> 00:41:53,145
- I JUST WANTED TO RUN
TO THE AIRPORT
1222
00:41:53,169 --> 00:41:56,209
AND GET ON WHATEVER FLIGHT
I COULD BE IN, YOU KNOW,
1223
00:41:56,233 --> 00:41:59,209
OVER CHINA TO GET HOME
TO BELLA AS FAST AS I COULD.
1224
00:41:59,233 --> 00:42:01,180
- GO GET A LITTLE SANDWICH,
AND THEN I'LL BE BACK.
1225
00:42:01,204 --> 00:42:03,576
- ALL RIGHT.
1226
00:42:03,600 --> 00:42:06,476
LIKE, IT MAKES YOU FEEL, LIKE,
SO HELPLESS.
1227
00:42:06,500 --> 00:42:10,543
NOW I CAN'T EVEN THINK STRAIGHT.
1228
00:42:10,567 --> 00:42:13,476
- NEXT TIME ON THE REAL
HOUSEWIVES OF BEVERLY HILLS...
1229
00:42:13,500 --> 00:42:14,847
- YOLANDA, YOU READY
TO HEAD BACK HOME?
1230
00:42:14,871 --> 00:42:16,276
- CAN'T WAIT.
1231
00:42:16,300 --> 00:42:20,276
I'M TRYING TO NOT HAVE
A TOTAL BLOWN OUT MELTDOWN.
1232
00:42:20,300 --> 00:42:21,409
- DID YOU KILL ANYONE?
1233
00:42:21,433 --> 00:42:22,476
- NOT YET.
1234
00:42:22,500 --> 00:42:23,710
- [laughs]
1235
00:42:23,734 --> 00:42:26,279
- I RAPED A PRIEST,
NOT ONE OF MY FINEST MOMENTS.
1236
00:42:26,303 --> 00:42:28,276
- WE ARE BACK ON
BRANDI GLANVILLE UNFILTERED.
1237
00:42:28,300 --> 00:42:31,509
THE ONLY REASON I WOULD
TONE IT DOWN IS FOR MONEY.
1238
00:42:31,533 --> 00:42:34,543
FAMILY FRIENDLY
ALL DAY LONG, BITCH.
1239
00:42:34,567 --> 00:42:36,009
- I'M LIKE,
"ARE YOU [bleep] SERIOUS?
1240
00:42:36,033 --> 00:42:37,242
[bleep] YOU."
1241
00:42:37,266 --> 00:42:39,009
- I JUST HAVE A LITTLE KNOT
IN MY STOMACH,
1242
00:42:39,033 --> 00:42:41,076
BECAUSE IT JUST THREW ME OFF.
1243
00:42:41,100 --> 00:42:42,943
- IT WAS A TRAGIC MISTAKE.
1244
00:42:42,967 --> 00:42:44,343
- YEAH.
1245
00:42:44,367 --> 00:42:46,676
- KYLE,
BROOKE IS GETTING MARRIED.
1246
00:42:46,700 --> 00:42:48,743
- I CANNOT BELIEVE IT.
1247
00:42:48,767 --> 00:42:50,676
- I NOW DECLARE THAYER
AND BROOKE
1248
00:42:50,700 --> 00:42:52,309
HUSBAND AND WIFE.
1249
00:42:52,333 --> 00:42:55,309
[cheers and applause]
1250
00:42:55,333 --> 00:42:58,009
- LADIES AND GENTLEMEN,
THE LADY OF THE HOUR,
1251
00:42:58,033 --> 00:42:59,676
LISA VANDERPUMP.
1252
00:42:59,700 --> 00:43:02,276
- CONGRATULATIONS.
1253
00:43:02,300 --> 00:43:03,876
- TO LEARN MORE ABOUT
THE HOUSEWIVES,
1254
00:43:03,900 --> 00:43:06,130
GO TO BRAVOTV.COM.
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