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These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:03,500 --> 00:00:05,176 - PREVIOUSLY ON THE REAL HOUSEWIVES OF BEVERLY HILLS... 2 00:00:05,200 --> 00:00:06,447 - OH, THIS IS A GOOD PART FOR ME, 3 00:00:06,471 --> 00:00:08,376 SHE'S TRYING TO STAY YOUTHFUL AND RELATABLE... 4 00:00:08,400 --> 00:00:10,242 both: WITH HIGHLIGHTS. 5 00:00:10,266 --> 00:00:12,643 - I'LL DO ANYTHING TO MAKE A BUCK. 6 00:00:12,667 --> 00:00:14,443 I DON'T SAY "NO" VERY MUCH, I SAY "YES." 7 00:00:14,467 --> 00:00:16,710 - WE NEED TO START MAKING A CONSCIOUS DECISION 8 00:00:16,734 --> 00:00:17,681 TO BE POSITIVE. 9 00:00:17,705 --> 00:00:18,910 JUST MAKE HAPPY DAYS. 10 00:00:18,934 --> 00:00:20,281 - I MEAN, I DON'T KNOW WITH LISA AND EVERYTHING 11 00:00:20,305 --> 00:00:22,376 BUT I HOPE THAT WE CAN ALL MOVE FORWARD WITH HER. 12 00:00:22,400 --> 00:00:24,609 - APPARENTLY, I JUST DON'T WANT TO ENGAGE, I REALLY DON'T. 13 00:00:24,633 --> 00:00:26,543 IT WAS JUST TOO VICIOUS. 14 00:00:26,567 --> 00:00:31,076 I SEE WHO SHE IS. 15 00:00:31,100 --> 00:00:32,876 - GOD, YOU HAVE SUCH GOOD BOOBS! 16 00:00:32,900 --> 00:00:34,147 CAN I JUST TOUCH THEM? THEY'RE SO GOOD! 17 00:00:34,171 --> 00:00:35,196 - [screams] 18 00:00:38,200 --> 00:00:40,876 - I DON'T REALLY WANT TO GO DANCE. 19 00:00:40,900 --> 00:00:44,643 - LISA HAS A HARD TIME FORGIVING AND FORGETTING. 20 00:00:44,667 --> 00:00:48,710 I DON'T WANT THAT TO BE BECAUSE I AM GENUINELY SORRY. 21 00:00:48,734 --> 00:00:52,609 YOU KNOW, IT GOES BOTH WAYS. 22 00:00:52,633 --> 00:00:54,443 [upbeat music] 23 00:00:54,467 --> 00:00:55,509 - THROW ME TO THE WOLVES, 24 00:00:55,533 --> 00:00:57,503 AND I SHALL RETURN LEADING THE PACK. 25 00:00:59,333 --> 00:01:00,880 - CHARACTER ISN'T WHAT YOU HAVE. 26 00:01:00,904 --> 00:01:03,810 IT'S WHO YOU ARE. 27 00:01:03,834 --> 00:01:05,179 - YOU'VE HEARD A LOT ABOUT ME, 28 00:01:05,203 --> 00:01:07,830 BUT IT'S ONLY TRUE WHEN IT COMES FROM MY LIPS. 29 00:01:09,467 --> 00:01:12,127 - I'M NOT A BITCH, BUT I'VE PLAYED ONE ON TV. 30 00:01:14,066 --> 00:01:15,876 - I'VE BEEN RICH, AND I'VE BEEN FAMOUS. 31 00:01:15,900 --> 00:01:19,409 BUT HAPPINESS BEATS THEM BOTH. 32 00:01:19,433 --> 00:01:22,403 - I'D RATHER SPEND MY LIFE KICKING ASS THAN KISSING IT. 33 00:01:24,066 --> 00:01:25,743 - PLANES AND YACHTS ARE NICE, 34 00:01:25,767 --> 00:01:28,627 BUT MY HAPPINESS STARTS AT HOME. 35 00:01:32,300 --> 00:01:35,276 [upbeat music] 36 00:01:35,300 --> 00:01:40,242 ♪♪ ♪♪ 37 00:01:40,266 --> 00:01:42,166 - OH. NOT THAT, NOT THAT. 38 00:01:44,300 --> 00:01:46,209 [phone ringing] 39 00:01:46,233 --> 00:01:49,009 HELLO? - HEY! HAPPY BIRTHDAY! 40 00:01:49,033 --> 00:01:50,409 - THANKS, MAMA. 41 00:01:50,433 --> 00:01:51,879 - I'VE BEEN TRYING TO CALL YOU 42 00:01:51,903 --> 00:01:52,976 FOR ABOUT A HALF AN HOUR 43 00:01:53,000 --> 00:01:55,347 I CAN'T FIGURE OUT THIS GODDAMN PHONE. 44 00:01:55,371 --> 00:01:57,076 [both laughing] 45 00:01:57,100 --> 00:01:59,309 - WELL, AT LEAST YOU REMEMBERED IT WAS MY BIRTHDAY. 46 00:01:59,333 --> 00:02:01,176 THAT'S THE GOOD NEWS. 47 00:02:01,200 --> 00:02:03,976 - I DID. YOU HAVING A NICE DAY? 48 00:02:04,000 --> 00:02:05,609 - I'M HAVING A LOVELY DAY. 49 00:02:05,633 --> 00:02:07,576 I'M GOING OUT TO DINNER. 50 00:02:07,600 --> 00:02:11,710 WE'RE GOING TO LISA VANDERPUMP'S RESTAURANT CALLED PUMP. 51 00:02:11,734 --> 00:02:13,379 - OH, I'VE HEARD OF THAT, YEAH. 52 00:02:13,403 --> 00:02:15,409 - TO AGE, I MEAN, IT'S INEVITABLE. 53 00:02:15,433 --> 00:02:19,576 BUT DAMN IT, I'M GONNA DO IT... REALLY... THE BEST I CAN. 54 00:02:19,600 --> 00:02:21,810 - I'M GONNA CONTINUE TO GET READY. 55 00:02:21,834 --> 00:02:23,451 I GOTTA PUT MY MAKEUP ON. 56 00:02:23,475 --> 00:02:24,676 IT SUCKS. 57 00:02:24,700 --> 00:02:28,042 I GUESS IT'S NICE TO BE OVER THE FIVE. 58 00:02:28,066 --> 00:02:29,676 NO, IT ALL SUCKS. I HATE IT ALL. 59 00:02:29,700 --> 00:02:32,843 - I LOVE YOU. - MUAH! BYE! 60 00:02:32,867 --> 00:02:34,810 AH! - MOM? 61 00:02:34,834 --> 00:02:37,111 - YEAH? - WHAT ARE YOU WEARING TONIGHT? 62 00:02:37,135 --> 00:02:38,950 - I DON'T KNOW, YOU WANT TO HELP ME? 63 00:02:38,974 --> 00:02:41,876 - YEAH. 64 00:02:41,900 --> 00:02:43,509 THAT'S PRETTY. - I COULD ALSO DO 65 00:02:43,533 --> 00:02:46,147 THOSE JIMMY CHOO'S UP THERE, THOSE BLACK AND TAN ONES. 66 00:02:46,171 --> 00:02:48,443 - IT, LIKE, IT HAS TO BE THE RIGHT COLOR. 67 00:02:48,467 --> 00:02:49,543 IT DOESN'T WORK, IT DOESN'T WORK. 68 00:02:49,567 --> 00:02:51,109 - I WOULD SAY HAVING TEENAGE GIRLS 69 00:02:51,133 --> 00:02:54,176 KEEPS ME VERY HUMBLE. 70 00:02:54,200 --> 00:02:55,710 I LIKE THAT. LOOK HOW CUTE THAT LOOKS. 71 00:02:55,734 --> 00:02:56,711 - ARE WE DONE? - YOU'RE DONE. 72 00:02:56,735 --> 00:02:58,009 - OKAY. - HA! 73 00:02:58,033 --> 00:02:59,209 I MEAN, I SAY TO HARRY, 74 00:02:59,233 --> 00:03:01,847 "WHAT WOULD IT BE LIKE IF WE NEVER HAD KIDS?" 75 00:03:01,871 --> 00:03:04,609 I WOULD BECOME THE BIGGEST NARCISSIST ON THE PLANET. 76 00:03:04,633 --> 00:03:05,980 CAN YOU IMAGINE? I'D BE SUCH A NIGHTMARE 77 00:03:06,004 --> 00:03:08,000 IF I DIDN'T HAVE KIDS. [laughs] 78 00:03:09,900 --> 00:03:12,400 - I'M SURE SHE HAS NOTHING THAT WE PICKED OUT. 79 00:03:14,900 --> 00:03:16,209 - OKAY, NOW FIRST OF ALL, 80 00:03:16,233 --> 00:03:17,480 I LOVE WHAT YOU CHOSE 81 00:03:17,504 --> 00:03:21,443 BUT I FELT LIKE WE SHOULD GO WITH COLOR. 82 00:03:21,467 --> 00:03:23,409 DO YOU LIKE IT? 83 00:03:23,433 --> 00:03:25,150 - WELL, I DON'T THINK THE SHOES MATCH. 84 00:03:25,174 --> 00:03:27,242 I THINK YOU SHOULD HAVE PUMPS. 85 00:03:27,266 --> 00:03:28,810 - BUT... 86 00:03:28,834 --> 00:03:29,979 - IF YOU FEEL COMFORTABLE, WHATEVER. 87 00:03:30,003 --> 00:03:31,576 - I FEEL REALLY COMFORTABLE. - YEAH, OKAY. 88 00:03:31,600 --> 00:03:33,609 - BUT THANK YOU FOR HELPING ME. 89 00:03:33,633 --> 00:03:35,073 - WHATEVER. 90 00:03:44,533 --> 00:03:47,476 [phone ringing] 91 00:03:47,500 --> 00:03:49,676 - HELLO? 92 00:03:49,700 --> 00:03:51,370 HEY, GIGI, ARE YOU HERE? 93 00:03:53,200 --> 00:03:55,309 HI, BABY! 94 00:03:55,333 --> 00:03:58,543 OH, BABY, I MISSED YOU. 95 00:03:58,567 --> 00:03:59,976 - HOW WAS YOU... - WE JUST HAD GIRL TALK, 96 00:04:00,000 --> 00:04:01,743 WE JUST CAUGHT UP ON OUR... - OUR BOY LIVES. 97 00:04:01,767 --> 00:04:03,509 - EXPERIENCE. - YOUR WHOLE YEAR OF COLLEGE. 98 00:04:03,533 --> 00:04:05,679 I WANT TO HEAR! - DID IT FEEL LIKE WE WERE GONE? 99 00:04:05,703 --> 00:04:06,946 - YOU BROUGHT A LOT OF STUFF. 100 00:04:06,970 --> 00:04:08,743 IT MEANS YOU'RE GOING TO STAY A LONG TIME. 101 00:04:08,767 --> 00:04:10,443 - NO, IT MEANS I'M HERE FOR THREE DAYS 102 00:04:10,467 --> 00:04:12,876 AND THEN I'M GOING TO WORK FOR A MONTH IN EUROPE. 103 00:04:12,900 --> 00:04:14,576 - OH, I'M SO SAD. - I KNOW, BUT... 104 00:04:14,600 --> 00:04:16,476 - ONLY THREE DAYS. 105 00:04:16,500 --> 00:04:17,676 - OH, THAT'S MY COVERS. 106 00:04:17,700 --> 00:04:18,976 - I HAVEN'T SEEN ANY OF THESE. - GI? 107 00:04:19,000 --> 00:04:20,276 - THAT'S WHY I LOVE MY FRIENDS FROM BACK HOME 108 00:04:20,300 --> 00:04:21,976 BECAUSE THEY DON'T CARE ABOUT WHAT I DO. 109 00:04:22,000 --> 00:04:23,746 - GIGI'S FIRST YEAR OF SCHOOL, I THINK, 110 00:04:23,770 --> 00:04:26,710 WAS VERY CHALLENGING. YOU KNOW, TO BE IN SCHOOL FULL TIME 111 00:04:26,734 --> 00:04:28,751 AND WORK FULL TIME. I MEAN, SHE'S STUDYING 112 00:04:28,775 --> 00:04:31,543 CRIMINAL PSYCHOLOGY AND ALL OF A SUDDEN 113 00:04:31,567 --> 00:04:34,109 SHE'S THE IT GIRL IN THE MODELING INDUSTRY. 114 00:04:34,133 --> 00:04:35,209 IT'S JUST CRAZY. 115 00:04:35,233 --> 00:04:36,480 - I HAVEN'T SEEN HER IN LIKE SIX MONTHS. 116 00:04:36,504 --> 00:04:38,409 - WELL, I'M MORE SURPRISED THAT SAB SURVIVED. 117 00:04:38,433 --> 00:04:40,179 BECAUSE SHE ACTUALLY WENT TO COLLEGE. 118 00:04:40,203 --> 00:04:41,643 WELL, I WENT TO COLLEGE, 119 00:04:41,667 --> 00:04:43,144 BUT, IT'S NOT AS MUCH AS A COLL... LIKE... 120 00:04:43,168 --> 00:04:44,242 OF A COLLEGE EXPERIENCE. 121 00:04:44,266 --> 00:04:45,509 - IT'S LIKE NOT A COLLEGE EXPERIENCE. 122 00:04:45,533 --> 00:04:47,150 - I DON'T KNOW WHAT THE FUTURE HOLDS FROM HER. 123 00:04:47,174 --> 00:04:50,009 I GUESS, IF SHE'S GOING TO BE WORKING SEVEN DAYS A WEEK, 124 00:04:50,033 --> 00:04:53,109 THAT MIGHT MEAN THAT SHE HAS TO PUT COLLEGE ON HOLD FOR AWHILE. 125 00:04:53,133 --> 00:04:56,047 BUT, THOSE ARE GOING TO BE HER CHOICES, NOT MY CHOICES. 126 00:04:56,071 --> 00:04:58,209 - I'VE TOLD SEVEN PEOPLE I'D HAVE DINNER WITH THEM, 127 00:04:58,233 --> 00:05:00,950 BUT I'D FOUND OUT I'M GOING TO LONDON YESTERDAY. 128 00:05:00,974 --> 00:05:03,343 WELL, MY FLIGHT GOT BOOKED TODAY. 129 00:05:03,367 --> 00:05:06,309 AND THEN, PARIS, THEN I GO BACK TO NEW YORK, 130 00:05:06,333 --> 00:05:08,543 AND THEN BACK TO PARIS. 131 00:05:08,567 --> 00:05:09,544 - WHERE IS BELLA? 132 00:05:09,568 --> 00:05:12,009 - BELLA IS JUST FLYING AROUND. 133 00:05:12,033 --> 00:05:13,676 FLUTTERING AROUND MALIBU. 134 00:05:13,700 --> 00:05:16,009 SHE'S SO CUTE. SHE'S READY TO GO TO COLLEGE. 135 00:05:16,033 --> 00:05:17,309 GIGI AND I ARE VERY SIMILAR. 136 00:05:17,333 --> 00:05:18,810 WE'RE BOTH PERFECTIONISTS. 137 00:05:18,834 --> 00:05:20,611 BELLA IS MUCH MORE RELAXED. 138 00:05:20,635 --> 00:05:22,876 SHE'S SO COOL, EDGY, 139 00:05:22,900 --> 00:05:25,446 YOU KNOW, SHE'S SO OPPOSITE OF ME AND GIGI. 140 00:05:25,470 --> 00:05:27,409 WHEN I LOOK AT HER, AT TIMES, I GO LIKE, 141 00:05:27,433 --> 00:05:28,847 "WHERE DID YOU COME FROM?" 142 00:05:28,871 --> 00:05:30,743 ANYWAY, I LOVE YOU. YOU TAKE A SHOWER. 143 00:05:30,767 --> 00:05:33,209 I'M GONNA GET STUFF READY FOR TONIGHT. 144 00:05:33,233 --> 00:05:36,609 MY GIRLS ARE A MUCH, MUCH BETTER VERSION OF ME 145 00:05:36,633 --> 00:05:37,780 THAN I HAVE EVER BEEN. 146 00:05:37,804 --> 00:05:41,242 I MEAN, I'M PROUD. #PROUDMOMMY. 147 00:05:41,266 --> 00:05:42,443 - LET'S DO THIS. 148 00:05:42,467 --> 00:05:44,176 - COME ON, LITTLE GIRL. - WHAT ARE YOU BRINGING? 149 00:05:44,200 --> 00:05:46,846 - I HAVE TO GO TO EVENTS FOR A MONTH STRAIGHT. 150 00:05:46,870 --> 00:05:48,676 SO I HAVE TO LOOK CUTE EVERY DAY. 151 00:05:48,700 --> 00:05:49,947 - I LOVE YOU, BABY. YOU'RE STRONG. 152 00:05:49,971 --> 00:05:51,676 YOU'RE A GOOD DUTCH GIRL. 153 00:05:51,700 --> 00:05:53,600 WELL, HALF-PALESTINIAN, I GUESS. 154 00:06:00,266 --> 00:06:02,296 - HI, BABY. 155 00:06:06,333 --> 00:06:07,576 - HI. - HI! 156 00:06:07,600 --> 00:06:08,876 - HOW MANY HAVE YOU GOT? A LOT? 157 00:06:08,900 --> 00:06:10,830 - TONIGHT, WE HAVE 164. 158 00:06:12,800 --> 00:06:14,843 - KEEP IT UNDER CONTROL. 159 00:06:14,867 --> 00:06:16,576 OKAY, THANK YOU. 160 00:06:16,600 --> 00:06:18,076 DID YOU CHECK ALL THE GLASSES? 161 00:06:18,100 --> 00:06:20,100 ANY SPOTS ON THEM? 162 00:06:22,867 --> 00:06:24,843 - HELLO! 163 00:06:24,867 --> 00:06:26,643 - LOOK AT YOU, YOU GORGEOUS THING. 164 00:06:26,667 --> 00:06:28,343 I KNOW, I LOVE YOU TOO. - OH! 165 00:06:28,367 --> 00:06:29,710 - SO WHERE IS YOUR HUSBAND? 166 00:06:29,734 --> 00:06:32,142 - HE'S ON A PLANE FROM VANCOUVER, HE'S COMING. 167 00:06:32,166 --> 00:06:33,609 - OH, GOD... - HE'S WORKING ON A SHOW! 168 00:06:33,633 --> 00:06:35,150 - THAT THING ALWAYS GETS IN THE WAY, THAT WORK THING? 169 00:06:35,174 --> 00:06:37,076 - THAT WORKING GETS IN THE WAY. - GOD, COME IN. 170 00:06:37,100 --> 00:06:38,576 - LOOK HOW GORGEOUS YOU LOOK. 171 00:06:38,600 --> 00:06:40,009 [gasps] OH, MY GOD. 172 00:06:40,033 --> 00:06:42,910 IS THIS NOT STUNNING? 173 00:06:42,934 --> 00:06:45,879 - IT'S NEVER REALLY THAT MUCH OF A PLEASURE FOR ME 174 00:06:45,903 --> 00:06:48,346 HAVING SOMEBODY ELSE'S BIRTHDAY DINNER IN MY RESTAURANT, 175 00:06:48,370 --> 00:06:50,009 BECAUSE WHENEVER I'M IN MY RESTAURANT, 176 00:06:50,033 --> 00:06:51,710 I'M IN MY WORK PLACE. 177 00:06:51,734 --> 00:06:54,609 ISN'T IT SWEET? - OH, IT'S SO GORGEOUS. 178 00:06:54,633 --> 00:06:56,676 - BUT, I LOVE LISA RINNA, 179 00:06:56,700 --> 00:06:59,543 SO I'M HAPPY TO HOST HER DINNER FOR HER. 180 00:06:59,567 --> 00:07:01,810 - IT'S PUMPING OUT HERE TONIGHT. - THAT'S WHY IT'S CALLED PUMP. 181 00:07:01,834 --> 00:07:03,409 - NYUCK, NYUCK, GET IT? 182 00:07:03,433 --> 00:07:04,447 - CHEERS! - THANK YOU! 183 00:07:04,471 --> 00:07:05,910 - HAPPY BIRTHDAY! - THANK YOU. 184 00:07:05,934 --> 00:07:07,411 - AND HERE'S TROUBLE. - HI! 185 00:07:07,435 --> 00:07:09,409 - HAPPY BIRTHDAY! - OH, THANK YOU. 186 00:07:09,433 --> 00:07:12,176 - LISA. - NICE TO SEE YOU. 187 00:07:12,200 --> 00:07:13,209 - GOOD, HOW ARE YOU? - HAPPY BIRTHDAY. 188 00:07:13,233 --> 00:07:14,343 - OH, MY GOSH. 189 00:07:14,367 --> 00:07:15,776 ARE MY BOOBS HANGING OUT TOO MUCH? 190 00:07:15,800 --> 00:07:16,876 - NO, IT'S FINE. 191 00:07:16,900 --> 00:07:18,147 - GIRLS, I WANT TO TAKE A PICTURE 192 00:07:18,171 --> 00:07:20,943 OF YOU WITH THE TABLE. IT'S SO GORGEOUS. 193 00:07:20,967 --> 00:07:22,176 - SUCK IT IN, RICHARDS. 194 00:07:22,200 --> 00:07:23,946 - I AM SUCKING IT IN, PUMP. 195 00:07:23,970 --> 00:07:26,109 - THIS IS THE PART OF MY RELATIONSHIP WITH LISA 196 00:07:26,133 --> 00:07:27,309 THAT I LOVE. 197 00:07:27,333 --> 00:07:29,609 BEING ABLE TO LAUGH AND TEASE EACH OTHER. 198 00:07:29,633 --> 00:07:31,276 - WHAT'S HITCHING YOURS UP? NOTHING? 199 00:07:31,300 --> 00:07:32,476 - NOTHING. YOU SHOULD'VE SEEN US... 200 00:07:32,500 --> 00:07:34,576 - AH, WE NEED TO GET SOME FRIENDS 201 00:07:34,600 --> 00:07:35,710 THAT ARE A LITTLE BIT FLUFFIER. 202 00:07:35,734 --> 00:07:37,609 [laughter] 203 00:07:37,633 --> 00:07:38,910 SHE KNOWS HOW TO, YOU KNOW, 204 00:07:38,934 --> 00:07:41,251 EMBARRASS ME, MAKE ME LAUGH, AND VICE VERSA, 205 00:07:41,275 --> 00:07:44,776 SO IT'S A LOT OF FUN TO HAVE THAT BACK AGAIN. 206 00:07:44,800 --> 00:07:47,047 - LOOK, THEY'RE FINE, HUH? - I LIKE IT, YEAH. 207 00:07:47,071 --> 00:07:49,242 - HAPPY BIRTHDAY! HI! 208 00:07:49,266 --> 00:07:50,676 - HEY! - HI! 209 00:07:50,700 --> 00:07:53,643 - HAPPY BIRTHDAY. - AH, NICE TO SEE YOU. 210 00:07:53,667 --> 00:07:57,042 - SHOULD WE GO AND SIT DOWN? - HE'S GONNA LAND AT 8. 211 00:07:57,066 --> 00:07:58,009 - I'M SITTING HERE? 212 00:07:58,033 --> 00:08:00,109 - SO MAURICIO CAN SIT HERE. 213 00:08:00,133 --> 00:08:02,242 AND HARRY WILL SIT HERE WHEN HE COMES. 214 00:08:02,266 --> 00:08:03,776 - WELL, CHEERS, HAPPY BIRTHDAY TO YOU. 215 00:08:03,800 --> 00:08:07,500 [all cheering] 216 00:08:09,633 --> 00:08:11,009 - DEREK, I NEED A FORK. 217 00:08:11,033 --> 00:08:13,876 - MAY I HAVE A LITTLE MORE WATER TOO, WHEN YOU GET A CHANCE? 218 00:08:13,900 --> 00:08:15,009 - IS HARRY GONNA MAKE IT, DO WE KNOW? 219 00:08:15,033 --> 00:08:16,109 - YEAH, HE'S GONNA MAKE IT. 220 00:08:16,133 --> 00:08:17,209 - HE'S MAKING IT? WHAT TIME? 221 00:08:17,233 --> 00:08:18,810 - HE'S... I THINK HE LANDS AT 9. 222 00:08:18,834 --> 00:08:21,109 HE'LL BE HERE PROBABLY VERY SOON. 223 00:08:21,133 --> 00:08:23,679 BEING MARRIED TO AN ACTOR IS A VERY DIFFERENT LIFESTYLE, 224 00:08:23,703 --> 00:08:26,176 I THINK, THAN MOST PEOPLE WOULD REALIZE. 225 00:08:26,200 --> 00:08:29,976 IT'S VERY DIFFICULT FOR US TO SHOW UP AT THE SAME EVENTS. 226 00:08:30,000 --> 00:08:32,045 SO HE SHOWS UP A LITTLE LATE TO THIS EVENT. 227 00:08:32,069 --> 00:08:33,976 SO I GO TO THIS EVENT BY MYSELF. 228 00:08:34,000 --> 00:08:35,443 IT'S JUST WHAT WE DO. 229 00:08:35,467 --> 00:08:38,076 - HOW LONG YOU BEEN MARRIED? - I'VE BEEN MARRIED 17 YEARS. 230 00:08:38,100 --> 00:08:40,242 - SO IT ALL WORKED OUT. - 32 YEARS I'VE BEEN MARRIED. 231 00:08:40,266 --> 00:08:41,343 - HOW LONG TOGETHER? - WOW. 232 00:08:41,367 --> 00:08:43,376 - AWESOME. - 32 YEARS AND A MINUTE. 233 00:08:43,400 --> 00:08:44,810 - HOW ABOUT YOU GUYS? HOW LONG YOU BEEN MARRIED? 234 00:08:44,834 --> 00:08:46,448 - ALMOST 19 YEARS WE'LL BE. 235 00:08:46,472 --> 00:08:47,609 - YEAH, HOW DID YOU MEET? 236 00:08:47,633 --> 00:08:49,379 - FIRST TIME WE MET WAS MY BIRTHDAY. 237 00:08:49,403 --> 00:08:51,347 I WAS ENGAGED TO SOMEONE. - OH! 238 00:08:51,371 --> 00:08:53,476 - OH, MY... REALLY? 239 00:08:53,500 --> 00:08:55,443 - I WAS. AND I REALLY... 240 00:08:55,467 --> 00:08:59,142 LIKE WE CLICKED AND I TALKED TO HIM THE WHOLE NIGHT. 241 00:08:59,166 --> 00:09:01,042 AND I WENT LIKE THIS IN THE MIDDLE OF TALKING TO HIM. 242 00:09:01,066 --> 00:09:02,176 - YOU DID? - I DID. 243 00:09:02,200 --> 00:09:03,409 - [gasps] - WHO WAS HE? 244 00:09:03,433 --> 00:09:04,910 - AND I LEFT. 245 00:09:04,934 --> 00:09:09,176 HE WAS A NEWSCASTER FOR CBS. 246 00:09:09,200 --> 00:09:11,009 - IS HE STILL AROUND? DO WE STILL WATCH HIM? 247 00:09:11,033 --> 00:09:12,647 - HE WAS 24 YEARS OLDER THAN ME. 248 00:09:12,671 --> 00:09:14,176 - 24 YEARS OLDER! - DO WE KNOW HIM? 249 00:09:14,200 --> 00:09:15,343 - NO. - DO WE KNOW HIM? 250 00:09:15,367 --> 00:09:16,443 - NO, THAT WOULDN'T HAVE BEEN... - ANYWAYS... 251 00:09:16,467 --> 00:09:19,743 IT WAS WORTH TURNING MY RING AROUND. 252 00:09:19,767 --> 00:09:21,943 - OKAY, SO HOW DID YOU AND HARRY MEET? 253 00:09:21,967 --> 00:09:25,476 - HARRY WAS MARRIED AT THE TIME THAT I MET HIM. 254 00:09:25,500 --> 00:09:27,976 I WORKED OVER AT THE EYEGLASS STORE AT THE GLEN, 255 00:09:28,000 --> 00:09:29,609 HARRY WAS PICKING UP HIS GLASSES. 256 00:09:29,633 --> 00:09:31,543 - WAS HE MARRIED TO...? OOH. 257 00:09:31,567 --> 00:09:33,576 I KNOW, HE WAS MARRIED TO NICOLLETTE SHERIDAN. 258 00:09:33,600 --> 00:09:36,676 WELL, TURNS OUT THAT SHE HAD JUST LEFT HIM 259 00:09:36,700 --> 00:09:39,276 FOR MICHAEL BOLTON. [laughs] 260 00:09:39,300 --> 00:09:41,176 I MEAN, HE WAS HARRY HAMLIN! L.A. LAW LIKE... 261 00:09:41,200 --> 00:09:42,276 - OH, YEAH, YEAH, YEAH. 262 00:09:42,300 --> 00:09:44,276 - SUPER FAMOUS, LIKE, WOO! - RIGHT, RIGHT. 263 00:09:44,300 --> 00:09:48,242 - CUT TO 21 YEARS LATER, HARRY AND I ARE MARRIED 264 00:09:48,266 --> 00:09:51,242 AND WE WERE AT THE BEVERLY HILLS HOTEL IN THE POLO LOUNGE, 265 00:09:51,266 --> 00:09:53,676 WHO'S SITTING RIGHT NEXT TO US? MICHAEL BOLTON. 266 00:09:53,700 --> 00:09:55,676 - YEAH, BUT COME ON, YOU MUST HAVE LOOKED AT HIM AND THOUGHT 267 00:09:55,700 --> 00:09:57,009 HE'S ATTRACTIVE. 268 00:09:57,033 --> 00:09:58,379 - OF COURSE. - YEAH, EXACTLY. 269 00:09:58,403 --> 00:10:00,910 - SO I GO OVER. I GO, "I JUST HAVE TO THANK YOU, 270 00:10:00,934 --> 00:10:02,679 "FROM THE BOTTOM OF MY HEART. 271 00:10:02,703 --> 00:10:04,145 "BECAUSE IF IT WEREN'T FOR YOU, 272 00:10:04,169 --> 00:10:06,509 "I WOULD NOT HAVE THESE BEAUTIFUL GIRLS, 273 00:10:06,533 --> 00:10:08,150 "I WOULD NOT HAVE MY HUSBAND, 274 00:10:08,174 --> 00:10:09,676 AND THANK YOU." 275 00:10:09,700 --> 00:10:12,242 - WE NEED TO GET... AH! RIGHT ON CUE! 276 00:10:12,266 --> 00:10:14,643 [everyone yelling] 277 00:10:14,667 --> 00:10:18,142 - AND THEN MICHAEL BOLTON LOOKED AT ME AND HE SAID, 278 00:10:18,166 --> 00:10:20,042 "YOU ARE SO WELCOME." 279 00:10:20,066 --> 00:10:21,609 - LISA. - YES? 280 00:10:21,633 --> 00:10:24,009 - THIS IS UNBELIEVABLE, RIGHT? - BEAUTIFUL! 281 00:10:24,033 --> 00:10:27,080 - DID YOU REMEMBER IT BEFORE WHEN IT WAS AN EMPTY CAR PARK? 282 00:10:27,104 --> 00:10:29,643 - THIS IS NOT MY HOOD... BUT... 283 00:10:29,667 --> 00:10:34,242 - REALLY, THEY WOULD WELCOME YOU WITH OPEN EVERYTHING HERE. 284 00:10:34,266 --> 00:10:36,676 - ISN'T THIS SEXY? I MEAN, THEY... SHE MADE THIS ALL UP. 285 00:10:36,700 --> 00:10:38,710 - YOU KNOW? IT REMINDS ME OF MA MAISON. 286 00:10:38,734 --> 00:10:39,711 - WHERE WAS THAT? 287 00:10:39,735 --> 00:10:42,111 - IT WAS WHERE THE SOFITEL HOTEL IS NOW. 288 00:10:42,135 --> 00:10:45,679 AND IT WAS LIKE THE HOTTEST PLACE IN THE '70s AND '80s. 289 00:10:45,703 --> 00:10:47,776 ORSON WELLES ATE THERE EVERY NIGHT FOR DINNER. 290 00:10:47,800 --> 00:10:49,109 - OH, REALLY? 291 00:10:49,133 --> 00:10:51,409 - I JUST SAW CITIZEN KANE FOR THE FIRST TIME. 292 00:10:51,433 --> 00:10:52,947 - ARE YOU KIDDING ME? - NO! 293 00:10:52,971 --> 00:10:54,943 - SEE, YOU SHOULD STOP WATCHING ALL THE PORNOS, 294 00:10:54,967 --> 00:10:57,967 AND YOU SHOULD WATCH... [laughter] 295 00:10:59,367 --> 00:11:00,676 HAPPY BIRTHDAY! 296 00:11:00,700 --> 00:11:02,276 YAY! 297 00:11:02,300 --> 00:11:05,042 OH, THAT MUST BE FOR ME! - SHUT UP! 298 00:11:05,066 --> 00:11:06,209 - THANK YOU! AW! 299 00:11:06,233 --> 00:11:07,847 - HAPPY BIRTHDAY, DARLING. 300 00:11:07,871 --> 00:11:09,443 - WHAT IS IT? - LOOK IT, IT'S SO SEXY 301 00:11:09,467 --> 00:11:11,576 WHEN THEY DO THIS. 302 00:11:11,600 --> 00:11:13,576 OH! - OH! 303 00:11:13,600 --> 00:11:15,576 I LIKE THIS, I LOVE THAT. 304 00:11:15,600 --> 00:11:17,676 - OH, MY, LISA'S SUCH A HOG. 305 00:11:17,700 --> 00:11:21,209 - OH THAT'S SO SWEET, "TO VANDERPUMP." 306 00:11:21,233 --> 00:11:23,309 - IT WAS HARD TO GET VANDERPUMP ALL THE WAY AROUND. 307 00:11:23,333 --> 00:11:24,509 - I KNOW, HUN, BUT YOU MANAGED IT! 308 00:11:24,533 --> 00:11:25,710 - YOU KNOW, IT WAS REALLY HARD. 309 00:11:25,734 --> 00:11:27,643 - BUT YOU MANAGED IT, AND I'M VERY IMPRESSED. 310 00:11:27,667 --> 00:11:28,609 THANK YOU. 311 00:11:28,633 --> 00:11:31,076 - I WANTED THIS, THANK YOU. 312 00:11:31,100 --> 00:11:33,409 HARRY AND I HAVE BEEN MARRIED FOR 17 YEARS, 313 00:11:33,433 --> 00:11:35,209 AND WE WORK ON IT, THOUGH. 314 00:11:35,233 --> 00:11:38,947 LIKE, WHY NOT CREATE SOMETHING FUN AND GET SOME LINGERIE? 315 00:11:38,971 --> 00:11:42,176 OR, WATCH PORN? LIKE NOBODY I KNOW WATCHES PORN. 316 00:11:42,200 --> 00:11:43,676 LIKE, THEY'RE ALL GROSSED OUT BY IT AND LIKE, 317 00:11:43,700 --> 00:11:45,976 "OH, MY GOD, HOW COULD YOU WATCH PORN?" 318 00:11:46,000 --> 00:11:47,609 I GO, "WELL, HOW COULD YOU NOT?" 319 00:11:47,633 --> 00:11:49,710 - HARRY, YOU'RE GONNA GET LUCKY TONIGHT! 320 00:11:49,734 --> 00:11:50,711 - YES, YOU ARE. 321 00:11:50,735 --> 00:11:52,174 - HAPPY BIRTHDAY! 322 00:11:53,600 --> 00:11:54,710 - COMING UP... 323 00:11:54,734 --> 00:11:56,776 - MOM, BUY ME THIS. 324 00:11:56,800 --> 00:11:58,376 PORTIA, COME PICK THIS UP RIGHT NOW. 325 00:11:58,400 --> 00:12:00,070 I'M NOT GOING TO RAISE A BRAT. - BUY IT. 326 00:12:06,800 --> 00:12:08,476 [dog barking] 327 00:12:08,500 --> 00:12:10,810 - STOP. 328 00:12:10,834 --> 00:12:11,811 OY-A. 329 00:12:11,835 --> 00:12:13,009 - HELLO. - HI. 330 00:12:13,033 --> 00:12:14,353 - DON'T LET LUNA OUT! SHE'LL GO... 331 00:12:15,867 --> 00:12:18,142 JUST IN TIME TO HELP ME WORK. 332 00:12:18,166 --> 00:12:19,343 - OH, PERFECT. 333 00:12:19,367 --> 00:12:20,476 - I FEEL LIKE I'M ALWAYS PUTTING YOU TO WORK. 334 00:12:20,500 --> 00:12:21,509 - I KNOW. 335 00:12:21,533 --> 00:12:23,376 - UM, SO I WANNA HANG... 336 00:12:23,400 --> 00:12:25,142 I WANTED TO HANG THIS. EXCITING. 337 00:12:25,166 --> 00:12:26,309 - OF COURSE, YOU HAVE TO HANG THAT. 338 00:12:26,333 --> 00:12:28,380 - BUT I ALSO HAVE ONE FROM MY OTHER BOOK. 339 00:12:28,404 --> 00:12:31,343 WHICH I HAVE TO SIGN LIKE 500 COPIES OF. 340 00:12:31,367 --> 00:12:33,910 BUT, I DON'T... DO YOU KNOW HOW... I'M NOT GOOD AT THIS... 341 00:12:33,934 --> 00:12:36,281 LIKE, I'LL JUST TAKE A NAIL AND GO LIKE THAT. 342 00:12:36,305 --> 00:12:37,810 - DUH! 343 00:12:37,834 --> 00:12:39,047 DON'T... NOT A SCREW! 344 00:12:39,071 --> 00:12:40,543 - WE DON'T... I DON'T HAVE ANY NAILS. 345 00:12:40,567 --> 00:12:42,009 MOVING INTO THIS BEAUTIFUL HOME 346 00:12:42,033 --> 00:12:43,580 AND HAVING THE BOYS FEEL SETTLED, 347 00:12:43,604 --> 00:12:45,776 IT MAKES MY HEART HAPPY. 348 00:12:45,800 --> 00:12:47,846 YEAH, THIS IS PROBABLY A BAD IDEA. 349 00:12:47,870 --> 00:12:49,409 THIS IS... YEAH, IT'S NOT REALLY GOOD. 350 00:12:49,433 --> 00:12:51,910 - YEAH, BECAUSE I THINK IT... THE SCREW... IT'S JUST HARDER TO... 351 00:12:51,934 --> 00:12:53,611 - WELL, LET'S SEE. - WE NEED REAL NAILS. 352 00:12:53,635 --> 00:12:55,443 - IT SEEMS PRETTY STURDY THOUGH. - NO. 353 00:12:55,467 --> 00:12:56,943 - NO, THAT'S PROBABLY NOT A GOOD IDEA. 354 00:12:56,967 --> 00:13:00,209 - NO, IT'S... AND IT WAS, LIKE, ONLY IN, LIKE, A MILLIMETER. 355 00:13:00,233 --> 00:13:03,943 - YOU KNOW MY LIFE NOW IS ME AS AN INDIVIDUAL, 356 00:13:03,967 --> 00:13:06,076 FOLLOWING MY OWN PERSONAL DREAMS, 357 00:13:06,100 --> 00:13:08,276 AND NOT BEING THE WOMAN BEHIND THE MAN. 358 00:13:08,300 --> 00:13:09,710 I'M WAITING FOR MY LAWYER TO CALL ME. 359 00:13:09,734 --> 00:13:11,211 AND I HAVE... EVERY TIME HE CALLS, 360 00:13:11,235 --> 00:13:13,509 I GET THE TIMER FROM THE KITCHEN, 361 00:13:13,533 --> 00:13:15,847 BECAUSE RIGHT BEFORE 15 MINUTES, I HAVE TO HANG UP. 362 00:13:15,871 --> 00:13:17,609 IT'S LIKE QUARTERLY. - OKAY. 363 00:13:17,633 --> 00:13:19,509 - THE BILLS. - OH, MY GOSH. 364 00:13:19,533 --> 00:13:23,009 - I MEAN, WE'RE ALREADY AT OVER $7,000 FOR THIS THING. 365 00:13:23,033 --> 00:13:24,609 EVERY TIME I HAVE A BOOK COME OUT, 366 00:13:24,633 --> 00:13:26,780 THERE'S A LITTLE DRAMA WITH THE EX. 367 00:13:26,804 --> 00:13:31,409 HE HAS DECIDED THAT I OWE HIM OVER $100,000 DOLLARS 368 00:13:31,433 --> 00:13:33,579 IN BACK CHILD SUPPORT AND ALIMONY 369 00:13:33,603 --> 00:13:35,976 THAT HE SAYS HE OVERPAID ME OVER THE PAST FIVE YEARS. 370 00:13:36,000 --> 00:13:37,176 AND HE TRIED TO SAY, UM, 371 00:13:37,200 --> 00:13:39,476 "I'LL GIVE YOU $20,000 OVER YOUR RETIREMENT FUND 372 00:13:39,500 --> 00:13:41,042 AND I'LL TAKE $80,000." 373 00:13:41,066 --> 00:13:42,943 AND I WAS LIKE... "GO [bleep] YOURSELF." 374 00:13:42,967 --> 00:13:44,209 - THAT DOESN'T MAKE SENSE. 375 00:13:44,233 --> 00:13:46,048 WHO KNOWS, MAYBE HE NEEDS MONEY. [cell phone ring] 376 00:13:46,072 --> 00:13:47,242 - WHAT'S HE GONNA DO WITH $100,000? 377 00:13:47,266 --> 00:13:49,710 HE JUST SPENT $200,000 ON A [bleep] R.V. 378 00:13:49,734 --> 00:13:50,681 - EXACTLY. 379 00:13:50,705 --> 00:13:52,776 - HELLO? 380 00:13:52,800 --> 00:13:54,609 - HEY, BRANDI. IT'S RON RALE. 381 00:13:54,633 --> 00:13:56,476 - HEY, RON. HOW ARE YOU? 382 00:13:56,500 --> 00:13:58,876 - GOOD, JUST GOT OUT OF COURT, GOT A MESSAGE THAT YOU CALLED. 383 00:13:58,900 --> 00:14:00,676 UH, YOU WANTED TO COME IN AND MEET? 384 00:14:00,700 --> 00:14:02,376 - YEAH, I JUST WAS WONDERING, LIKE, 385 00:14:02,400 --> 00:14:03,876 WHERE WE ARE WITH EVERYTHING BECAUSE 386 00:14:03,900 --> 00:14:07,109 AT THIS POINT, I-I JUST... I DON'T KNOW WHAT TO DO. 387 00:14:07,133 --> 00:14:09,443 - I MEAN, I GUESS WE CAN SAY THAT, UH, YOU KNOW, 388 00:14:09,467 --> 00:14:10,843 WE'VE KIND OF TOLD THEM OUR POSITION 389 00:14:10,867 --> 00:14:14,443 AND I'M, UM, UH... YOU KNOW... 390 00:14:14,467 --> 00:14:16,476 WAITING FOR HIM TO JUST DROP IT. 391 00:14:16,500 --> 00:14:19,676 - I PERSONALLY TOLD EDDIE THAT HE CAN [bleep] OFF 392 00:14:19,700 --> 00:14:21,376 AND HE'S NOT GETTING ANY MONEY FROM ME. 393 00:14:21,400 --> 00:14:23,746 OBVIOUSLY, THIS IS AFFECTING MY CHILDREN AND THE FACT THAT 394 00:14:23,770 --> 00:14:26,843 WE HAD TO LEASE ANOTHER HOUSE AND WE COULDN'T BUY THE HOUSE 395 00:14:26,867 --> 00:14:28,743 BECAUSE WE COULDN'T GET THE LOAN. 396 00:14:28,767 --> 00:14:30,576 AND, YOU KNOW, I WANT THEM TO BE SETTLED. 397 00:14:30,600 --> 00:14:32,710 I MEAN, IF WE'RE GOING TO MOVE AGAIN IN A YEAR, 398 00:14:32,734 --> 00:14:33,951 THAT'S NOT GREAT FOR OUR CHILDREN, 399 00:14:33,975 --> 00:14:35,144 TO KEEP BOUNCING AROUND. 400 00:14:35,168 --> 00:14:36,743 - HE'S MAKING SOME MONEY ALREADY! 401 00:14:36,767 --> 00:14:39,443 - YEAH, BUT, THEN WHY DO I STILL ONLY GET $1,000 A MONTH? 402 00:14:39,467 --> 00:14:41,409 - THAT'S WHAT WE'VE GOT TO TALK ABOUT. 403 00:14:41,433 --> 00:14:43,950 - IT JUST FEELS LIKE I'M GETTING DRAGGED BACKWARDS 404 00:14:43,974 --> 00:14:46,576 EVERY TIME I TAKE TWO STEPS FORWARD. 405 00:14:46,600 --> 00:14:48,846 I'M OVER THE FIGHTING, I'M OVER THE DRAMA. 406 00:14:48,870 --> 00:14:51,676 AND I DON'T WANT TO HAVE TO BE PAYING $12,000 A MONTH 407 00:14:51,700 --> 00:14:53,910 IN LAWYER'S BILLS WHEN THAT MONEY COULD BE GOING 408 00:14:53,934 --> 00:14:56,543 FOR A COLLEGE FUND FOR OUR CHILDREN. 409 00:14:56,567 --> 00:14:58,810 - I MEAN, THAT'S, UH, WE'LL GO THROUGH IT, AND I'LL EXPLAIN 410 00:14:58,834 --> 00:15:03,076 HIS THEORY AND WHY WE THINK IT'S, UH, NOT RIGHT. 411 00:15:03,100 --> 00:15:06,145 - ALL RIGHT, THANKS, RON, SO I'LL SEE YOU TUESDAY AT 11. 412 00:15:06,169 --> 00:15:07,543 - OKAY. - ALL RIGHT, THANKS, RON. 413 00:15:07,567 --> 00:15:10,409 - BYE. - BYE. 414 00:15:10,433 --> 00:15:12,009 - FOUR MINUTES TO SPARE. 415 00:15:12,033 --> 00:15:13,533 YES. 416 00:15:19,834 --> 00:15:21,204 - HI. - HI. WELCOME. 417 00:15:23,000 --> 00:15:24,843 - OH, MY GOSH, PORTIA. 418 00:15:24,867 --> 00:15:26,309 - YOUR YACHT OR MINE? 419 00:15:26,333 --> 00:15:28,476 - THAT'S WHAT... AN ANCHOR FOR A BOAT. 420 00:15:28,500 --> 00:15:30,247 - [unenthusiastic sigh] - THIS'LL BE PERFECT 421 00:15:30,271 --> 00:15:31,409 FOR THE TRIP. 422 00:15:31,433 --> 00:15:33,180 - WE'RE GOING ON A FAMILY VACATION. 423 00:15:33,204 --> 00:15:36,009 MAURICIO HAS RENTED A PRIVATE YACHT AND 424 00:15:36,033 --> 00:15:37,609 WE'LL BE STARTING IN MAJORCA, 425 00:15:37,633 --> 00:15:40,650 TRAVELING ALL THROUGH SPAIN ON THE BOAT FOR ONE WEEK, 426 00:15:40,674 --> 00:15:43,309 AND THEN, COMING BACK TO MAJORCA. 427 00:15:43,333 --> 00:15:46,209 I'M JUST EXCITED TO GO SOMEWHERE THAT I'VE NEVER BEEN BEFORE. 428 00:15:46,233 --> 00:15:48,009 - PINK JEANS? - YES. 429 00:15:48,033 --> 00:15:49,276 OH, I LOVE THIS. 430 00:15:49,300 --> 00:15:50,876 - I KNEW YOU WOULD LOVE THAT. 431 00:15:50,900 --> 00:15:52,376 - OH, MY GOSH, 432 00:15:52,400 --> 00:15:55,276 IT SAYS "I LEFT MY LOUIS IN THE JET." 433 00:15:55,300 --> 00:15:56,743 THAT'S SO OBNOXIOUS. 434 00:15:56,767 --> 00:15:58,076 BUT IT'S SO CUTE. - PERFECT. 435 00:15:58,100 --> 00:15:59,147 - LOOK, CAN I SEE THIS? 436 00:15:59,171 --> 00:16:01,876 IN THIS TOWN, SOME PEOPLE HAVE SO MUCH. 437 00:16:01,900 --> 00:16:05,309 AND IT'S REALLY IMPORTANT TO ME THAT PORTIA UNDERSTANDS 438 00:16:05,333 --> 00:16:06,650 THE VALUE OF A DOLLAR, 439 00:16:06,674 --> 00:16:08,409 AND IS APPRECIATIVE. 440 00:16:08,433 --> 00:16:09,547 - OH, I LIKE THIS. 441 00:16:09,571 --> 00:16:11,676 - MOM, I FOUND THE PERFECT THING. 442 00:16:11,700 --> 00:16:13,309 - I'M NOT GOING TO RAISE A BRAT. 443 00:16:13,333 --> 00:16:16,509 - WHAT ABOUT THIS? THESE? WHAT ABOUT THESE? 444 00:16:16,533 --> 00:16:18,309 - NO. [sighs] 445 00:16:18,333 --> 00:16:19,378 - PORTIA... - HONEY, DO NOT SHOW HER. 446 00:16:19,402 --> 00:16:20,409 - YEAH? - I DON'T WANT THAT, NO. 447 00:16:20,433 --> 00:16:21,910 - DO YOU LIKE THESE? - YES. 448 00:16:21,934 --> 00:16:24,009 - BOTH OF THEM? - JUST BUY IT. 449 00:16:24,033 --> 00:16:25,443 - [groans] 450 00:16:25,467 --> 00:16:27,443 JUST BECAUSE MAURICIO HAS MORE MONEY NOW 451 00:16:27,467 --> 00:16:30,376 THAN WHEN I FIRST MARRIED HIM, DOESN'T MEAN I WANT HIM TO SPEND 452 00:16:30,400 --> 00:16:32,576 THAT MUCH MORE MONEY ON PORTIA. 453 00:16:32,600 --> 00:16:35,343 - OKAY! - OOH! 454 00:16:35,367 --> 00:16:38,576 THAT'S PERFECT, THAT'S SUPER CUTE. 455 00:16:38,600 --> 00:16:40,076 - THAT'S SO CUTE, I LOVE IT. 456 00:16:40,100 --> 00:16:41,676 - OKAY. - OKAY. 457 00:16:41,700 --> 00:16:43,343 - MOM, BUY ME THIS. 458 00:16:43,367 --> 00:16:45,209 - NO. SHE'S NOT GETTING THAT ONE. 459 00:16:45,233 --> 00:16:47,376 HONEY, LISTEN TO ME. 460 00:16:47,400 --> 00:16:49,943 PORTIA, COME PICK THIS UP RIGHT NOW. 461 00:16:49,967 --> 00:16:51,244 YOU CAN PICK TWO SHIRTS. 462 00:16:51,268 --> 00:16:52,409 - [whining] - NO. 463 00:16:52,433 --> 00:16:55,409 - SHE CAN TAKE TWO, AND... AND A SLEEVE. 464 00:16:55,433 --> 00:16:56,380 - I DON'T... - TWO AND A HALF. 465 00:16:56,404 --> 00:16:57,676 - IT'S NOT FUNNY, OKAY? 466 00:16:57,700 --> 00:16:59,109 THESE ARE GOING BACK, SHE DOESN'T NEED THESE. 467 00:16:59,133 --> 00:17:00,779 TO MAURICIO, THIS IS LIKE A NOVELTY. 468 00:17:00,803 --> 00:17:02,343 "OH, FUN!" YOU KNOW, ONCE IN A WHILE, 469 00:17:02,367 --> 00:17:03,309 HE'LL TAKE THE GIRLS OUT SHOPPING 470 00:17:03,333 --> 00:17:04,310 JUST TO GO AND SAY 471 00:17:04,334 --> 00:17:05,779 "YOU CAN HAVE WHATEVER YOU WANT." 472 00:17:05,803 --> 00:17:08,309 - BUT I LIKE ALL OF THEM. - THAT'S TOO BAD. 473 00:17:08,333 --> 00:17:10,179 SOME KIDS DON'T EVEN HAVE ANY CLOTHES, 474 00:17:10,203 --> 00:17:11,276 SO DON'T BE LIKE THAT. 475 00:17:11,300 --> 00:17:13,509 TO ME, I HAVE TO KEEP THE RULES ABOUT 476 00:17:13,533 --> 00:17:17,409 WHAT THEY WEAR, HOW MUCH WE SPEND, AND, YOU KNOW, 477 00:17:17,433 --> 00:17:19,147 IT HAS TO BE SOMETHING THAT I LIKE. 478 00:17:19,171 --> 00:17:21,109 - THERE YOU GO. THANK YOU VERY MUCH. 479 00:17:21,133 --> 00:17:24,250 DON'T YOU WANNA COME SHOPPING WITH DADDY MORE OFTEN? 480 00:17:24,274 --> 00:17:26,296 YES, RIGHT? 481 00:17:28,266 --> 00:17:29,466 - WE'RE DONE. 482 00:17:33,633 --> 00:17:35,480 - IT'S TOO BAD GIGI DIDN'T WANT TO COME. 483 00:17:35,504 --> 00:17:36,810 - IT'S OUR DAY. 484 00:17:36,834 --> 00:17:39,042 - HI, HOW ARE YOU? - GOOD, HOW ARE YOU? 485 00:17:39,066 --> 00:17:40,042 - GOOD. - HOW MANY WILL BE JOINING US 486 00:17:40,066 --> 00:17:41,009 FOR DINNER TONIGHT? 487 00:17:41,033 --> 00:17:43,380 - IT WILL JUST BE THE TWO OF US. - OKAY. 488 00:17:43,404 --> 00:17:46,042 - THANK YOU. 489 00:17:46,066 --> 00:17:47,443 - I LIKE YOUR NAIL POLISH COLOR, 490 00:17:47,467 --> 00:17:49,343 I'VE NEVER SEEN YOU DO THAT BEFORE. 491 00:17:49,367 --> 00:17:51,876 - I-I WEAR NAIL POLISH BECAUSE OF YOU. 492 00:17:51,900 --> 00:17:53,343 LIKE, YOU TAUGHT ME SO MANY THINGS. 493 00:17:53,367 --> 00:17:54,409 - I KNOW, YOU USED TO GET SO ANGRY BECAUSE 494 00:17:54,433 --> 00:17:55,880 YOU WOULD HAVE YOUR LITTLE FRENCH TIP 495 00:17:55,904 --> 00:17:57,343 AND GIGI WOULD HAVE HER LIGHT PINK, 496 00:17:57,367 --> 00:17:58,643 AND THEN I WOULD HAVE MY BLACK. - YEAH. 497 00:17:58,667 --> 00:18:00,609 - MY LEATHER JACKET AND MY DARK HAIR. 498 00:18:00,633 --> 00:18:02,647 - BELLA WILL BE LEAVING TO COLLEGE 499 00:18:02,671 --> 00:18:04,309 BY THE END OF THE SUMMER. 500 00:18:04,333 --> 00:18:07,009 - ISABELLA KHAIR HADID. 501 00:18:07,033 --> 00:18:10,876 - SHE JUST GOT ACCEPTED TO PARSONS SCHOOL OF DESIGN. 502 00:18:10,900 --> 00:18:12,976 WOW, THAT LOOKS BEAUTIFUL, THANK YOU. 503 00:18:13,000 --> 00:18:15,976 SHE'S EXCITED TO BE A STUDENT AND GO TO SCHOOL 504 00:18:16,000 --> 00:18:19,276 AND LIVE IN NEW YORK CITY AND BE HER OWN BOSS. 505 00:18:19,300 --> 00:18:21,009 SO, HOW DOES IT FEEL? HM? 506 00:18:21,033 --> 00:18:24,576 - I'M GONNA GO TO SCHOOL, THEN GET ON WITH MY LIFE. 507 00:18:24,600 --> 00:18:26,509 - YOU CAN MODEL, YOU DON'T HAVE TO MODEL, 508 00:18:26,533 --> 00:18:28,209 YOU CAN GO TO SCHOOL, YOU KNOW. 509 00:18:28,233 --> 00:18:30,247 I WOULD SAY YOU DON'T HAVE TO GO TO SCHOOL BUT 510 00:18:30,271 --> 00:18:32,476 I DON'T THINK DADDY WILL AGREE WITH THAT. 511 00:18:32,500 --> 00:18:34,376 - YEAH. BUT I WANT TO GO TO SCHOOL. 512 00:18:34,400 --> 00:18:36,245 - YEAH, YOU WANT TO GO TO SCHOOL, BUT... 513 00:18:36,269 --> 00:18:39,176 I CAN'T WAIT TO TAKE YOU TO, UH, TO LOOK FOR AN AGENCY. 514 00:18:39,200 --> 00:18:42,547 MOHAMED FEELS THAT ALL THREE KIDS NEED TO GO TO COLLEGE, 515 00:18:42,571 --> 00:18:45,242 SO I SUPPORT HIM IN THAT. 516 00:18:45,266 --> 00:18:48,309 BUT, ON THE OTHER SIDE, I ALSO FEEL THAT IF YOU HIT 517 00:18:48,333 --> 00:18:50,910 THAT ONE SWEET SPOT IN A CAREER, I SAY, 518 00:18:50,934 --> 00:18:53,279 "TAKE IT WITH BOTH HANDS AND GO FOR IT." 519 00:18:53,303 --> 00:18:55,446 IF YOU LET IT PASS, IT MIGHT NEVER COME BACK. 520 00:18:55,470 --> 00:18:57,509 - I'M CURIOUS TO KNOW HOW THIS CONVERSATION 521 00:18:57,533 --> 00:18:58,880 WENT WITH GIGI BEFORE NOW. - YOU MEAN, 522 00:18:58,904 --> 00:19:00,609 WHEN SHE... WHEN IT WAS HER TIME TO MOVE? 523 00:19:00,633 --> 00:19:02,209 I WAS SO WORRIED. 524 00:19:02,233 --> 00:19:03,980 I THOUGHT THAT SHE'D JUST HAVE TO BE LIKE ME 525 00:19:04,004 --> 00:19:06,076 AND THAT'S NOT GOOD. 526 00:19:06,100 --> 00:19:07,646 - YOU'RE NOT WORRIED ABOUT ME, RIGHT? 527 00:19:07,670 --> 00:19:10,643 - YOU KNOW WHAT, BELLA? YOU'VE BEEN... YOU'RE AN OLD SOUL. 528 00:19:10,667 --> 00:19:12,676 I KNOW I CAN'T... I NEVER COULD HOLD ON TO YOU. 529 00:19:12,700 --> 00:19:15,710 BECAUSE YOU WERE DOING YOUR OWN THING, YOUR OWN STYLE, 530 00:19:15,734 --> 00:19:17,411 YOUR OWN CLOTHES, DYING YOUR HAIR, 531 00:19:17,435 --> 00:19:18,609 AND I WAS JUST LIKE, AH! 532 00:19:18,633 --> 00:19:20,847 - I DON'T WANT ANYONE TO TELL ME WHAT TO DO. 533 00:19:20,871 --> 00:19:24,409 - MUST BE HARD FOR BELLA TO LIVE UP TO WHAT GIGI'S DOING. 534 00:19:24,433 --> 00:19:27,810 BUT, BELLA'S SO COOL AND MAKES, YOU KNOW, A CONSCIOUS EFFORT 535 00:19:27,834 --> 00:19:29,611 TO SAY, "I DON'T WANT TO BE LIKE MY SISTER, 536 00:19:29,635 --> 00:19:30,947 I'M GOING TO DO IT THIS WAY." 537 00:19:30,971 --> 00:19:33,509 SO, TOMORROW I'M GONNA PACK FOR MY TRIP. 538 00:19:33,533 --> 00:19:35,576 DAVID IS GOING TO PICK ME UP IN HOLLAND. 539 00:19:35,600 --> 00:19:37,176 AND THEN WE'RE GOING TO TURKEY FOR A WEEK. 540 00:19:37,200 --> 00:19:39,776 YOU KNOW, WITH TIME SHARE... - I'M SO JEALOUS. 541 00:19:39,800 --> 00:19:42,810 - AND THEN KYLE IS GOING TO BE IN MAJORCA, 542 00:19:42,834 --> 00:19:44,411 SO SHE ASKED ME TO JOIN HER. 543 00:19:44,435 --> 00:19:46,350 - SO, I'LL TAKE CARE OF THE HOUSE. 544 00:19:46,374 --> 00:19:49,242 NOT GONNA THROW ANY PARTIES, DON'T WORRY. 545 00:19:49,266 --> 00:19:50,843 - I CAN'T WAIT TO SEE WHAT KIND OF TROUBLE 546 00:19:50,867 --> 00:19:51,976 YOU'RE GOING TO GET INTO. 547 00:19:52,000 --> 00:19:53,209 - I'M NOT GOING TO GET INTO ANY TROUBLE. 548 00:19:53,233 --> 00:19:54,650 - NO, I MEAN, TROUBLE MEANING 549 00:19:54,674 --> 00:19:58,176 MAKING A LIFE FOR YOURSELF, YOUR CAREER... 550 00:19:58,200 --> 00:19:59,976 [laughs] 551 00:20:00,000 --> 00:20:03,176 YOU'RE JUST LIKE THIS LITTLE REBEL. 552 00:20:03,200 --> 00:20:04,509 - COMING UP... 553 00:20:04,533 --> 00:20:05,710 - CONGRATULATIONS ON THE EMMY, I GOTTA GO THERE FIRST. 554 00:20:05,734 --> 00:20:07,151 - AW, THANK YOU, THANK YOU, THANK YOU. 555 00:20:07,175 --> 00:20:10,943 - OH, MY GOD, THERE'S ASHLEY ABBOTT, EILEEN DAVIDSON. 556 00:20:10,967 --> 00:20:15,167 I AM SO HAPPY FOR YOU. - OH, THANK YOU. 557 00:20:20,166 --> 00:20:21,426 - OH, THE METER'S GOOD? 558 00:20:23,233 --> 00:20:26,676 WEDDING DRESS TIME! 559 00:20:26,700 --> 00:20:28,710 - THIS IS EXCITING. - YES. 560 00:20:28,734 --> 00:20:30,047 - [high pitched squeal] 561 00:20:30,071 --> 00:20:32,276 - MY DAUGHTER, BROOKE, IS GETTING MARRIED. 562 00:20:32,300 --> 00:20:33,647 THERE'S THESE EVENTS IN YOUR LIFE. 563 00:20:33,671 --> 00:20:36,643 THE DAY YOUR CHILD IS BORN. THE BIRTHDAY PARTIES. 564 00:20:36,667 --> 00:20:39,776 - I WONDER WHAT STYLE SHE WANTS TO GO FOR. 565 00:20:39,800 --> 00:20:41,142 - HI. 566 00:20:41,166 --> 00:20:44,142 BUT, THE DAY YOUR CHILD SAYS THEY'RE GETTING MARRIED. 567 00:20:44,166 --> 00:20:46,376 THESE EVENTS GET BIGGER AND MORE EXCITING. 568 00:20:46,400 --> 00:20:48,009 - HI. - HEY! CONGRATULATIONS. 569 00:20:48,033 --> 00:20:49,209 - I'M BROOKE. - HOW ARE YOU? 570 00:20:49,233 --> 00:20:50,880 - NICE TO MEET YOU. - HEY! HEY, HOW ARE YOU? 571 00:20:50,904 --> 00:20:53,176 - NICE TO SEE YOU, AGAIN. - GOOD TO SEE YOU. 572 00:20:53,200 --> 00:20:54,976 - YOU KNOW, I WAS LAUGHING BECAUSE I WAS LOOKING THROUGH 573 00:20:55,000 --> 00:20:56,247 AND I JUST REALIZED THAT I'M NOT IN THE WEDDING. 574 00:20:56,271 --> 00:20:57,843 IT JUST OCCURRED TO ME. [laughs] 575 00:20:57,867 --> 00:20:59,176 - WELL NO... - I'M NOT A BRIDESMAID, 576 00:20:59,200 --> 00:21:00,447 I'M NOT A MOTHER OF THE BRIDE, I'M LIKE, OH, 577 00:21:00,471 --> 00:21:02,142 I'M JUST AN AUNT. I'M JUST AN ATTENDEE. 578 00:21:02,166 --> 00:21:04,276 - YOU KNOW, TECHNICALLY I'M NOT IN THE WEDDING EITHER. 579 00:21:04,300 --> 00:21:05,476 - WELL, YOU'RE THE MOTHER OF THE BRIDE. 580 00:21:05,500 --> 00:21:06,910 IT'S A BIG DAY. IT'S YOUR DAY, TOO. 581 00:21:06,934 --> 00:21:08,251 - I KNOW BUT, LIKE, I'M NOT IN THE WEDDING. 582 00:21:08,275 --> 00:21:09,609 - NO, I KNOW, BUT YOU WALK... 583 00:21:09,633 --> 00:21:11,609 YOU KNOW, YOU NEED LIKE... YOU NEED A SPECIFIC DRESS. 584 00:21:11,633 --> 00:21:13,710 KIM AND I, WE'VE BEEN THROUGH SO MUCH TOGETHER. 585 00:21:13,734 --> 00:21:16,109 WE'VE HAD A LOT OF BAD TIMES. 586 00:21:16,133 --> 00:21:19,843 TIMES THAT I DID NOT THINK WE COULD BOUNCE BACK FROM. 587 00:21:19,867 --> 00:21:21,242 PLEASE, TRY ONE ON. - OH, NO, 588 00:21:21,266 --> 00:21:22,543 I DON'T WANNA TAKE AWAY FROM BROOKE'S THING, STOP IT. 589 00:21:22,567 --> 00:21:24,509 - OH, YEAH, YOU'RE RIGHT. IT'S HER DAY. 590 00:21:24,533 --> 00:21:25,980 - IF THIS HAD HAPPENED A COUPLE OF YEARS AGO, 591 00:21:26,004 --> 00:21:28,276 MAYBE I WOULDN'T BE ABLE TO SHARE THIS MOMENT WITH HER. 592 00:21:28,300 --> 00:21:31,846 I HAVE A FAMILY TOO, AND I TAKE TIME OUT OF MY LIFE TO HELP YOU. 593 00:21:31,870 --> 00:21:34,076 YOU ARE A LIAR, AND SECOND, AN ALCOHOLIC. 594 00:21:34,100 --> 00:21:35,976 - OH, MY GOD, OH, MY GOD. - YES, THAT'S RIGHT. 595 00:21:36,000 --> 00:21:38,346 THAT'S RIGHT. I'VE SAID IT NOW, EVERYBODY KNOWS. 596 00:21:38,370 --> 00:21:41,910 TO BE ABLE TO LAUGH AND HAVE FUN AND JOKE AND ACTUALLY 597 00:21:41,934 --> 00:21:45,543 WANT TO BE TOGETHER JUST IS REMINDING ME WHEN WE WERE KIDS. 598 00:21:45,567 --> 00:21:47,343 - CAN YOU IMAGINE IF I CAME OUT IN ONE TOO? WE'RE LIKE, 599 00:21:47,367 --> 00:21:48,910 "OH MY GOD, WE SHOULD TRY THE SAME ONE ON!" 600 00:21:48,934 --> 00:21:50,079 - I CALLED IT FIRST! - THE THING IS, 601 00:21:50,103 --> 00:21:51,776 I WAS GONNA WEAR THAT ONE. - YEAH, NO, NO, 602 00:21:51,800 --> 00:21:54,346 YOU'RE RIGHT, IT'S HER DAY. WE'LL LOOK FOR YOURS NEXT WEEK. 603 00:21:54,370 --> 00:21:56,176 - HI, GUYS. - OH, LOOK WHO IT IS. 604 00:21:56,200 --> 00:21:57,609 - SORRY I'M LATE. 605 00:21:57,633 --> 00:22:00,409 HI, HOW ARE YOU? - HI, GOOD, HOW ARE YOU? 606 00:22:00,433 --> 00:22:02,676 - HOW ARE YOU? - FINE AND HOW ARE YOU? 607 00:22:02,700 --> 00:22:04,547 WHERE'S THE BRIDE? - SHE'S IN TRYING ON A DRESS. 608 00:22:04,571 --> 00:22:07,009 - ISN'T THIS EXCITING? - THIS IS SO EXCITING. 609 00:22:07,033 --> 00:22:08,080 I HAVE BEEN WANTING TO COME IN HERE... 610 00:22:08,104 --> 00:22:09,447 - OH, OH, THERE SHE IS! 611 00:22:09,471 --> 00:22:11,676 - I CAN'T BREATHE. 612 00:22:11,700 --> 00:22:13,409 - THAT'S AMAZING. YOU DON'T HAVE TO BREATHE. 613 00:22:13,433 --> 00:22:16,073 - IT'S VERY PRETTY BUT I DON'T SEE IT AS THE WEDDING DRESS. 614 00:22:19,467 --> 00:22:24,309 IT DOESN'T... IT LOOKS MORE LIKE A BLACK TIE. 615 00:22:24,333 --> 00:22:26,479 IT'S PRETTY BUT I DON'T LIKE IT FOR YOU. 616 00:22:26,503 --> 00:22:29,109 SO WHAT'S THE VIBE? I MEAN... - OH, BEACHY. 617 00:22:29,133 --> 00:22:30,810 - OH, SO YOU DON'T WANT, LIKE, ALL THE LACE 618 00:22:30,834 --> 00:22:32,311 AND THE HIGH NECK AND... - NO, NO, NO, NO. 619 00:22:32,335 --> 00:22:34,042 - I SEE WHAT YOU'RE SAYING, BUT... 620 00:22:34,066 --> 00:22:35,443 I DON'T KNOW, THERE'S SOMETHING THAT LOOKS LIKE 621 00:22:35,467 --> 00:22:37,776 A COCKTAIL WAITRESS. 622 00:22:37,800 --> 00:22:40,476 - OKAY. - MY SISTER KATHY 623 00:22:40,500 --> 00:22:41,976 SAYS IT LIKE IT IS. 624 00:22:42,000 --> 00:22:43,347 - I'LL TRY ON ANOTHER ONE. - NOT THAT THAT'S... 625 00:22:43,371 --> 00:22:45,543 BUT YOU KNOW WHAT I'M SAYING? LIKE, IN LAS VEGAS. 626 00:22:45,567 --> 00:22:47,176 - LET'S SEE THE OTHER ONE. 627 00:22:47,200 --> 00:22:49,209 - WAIT, YOU'RE NOT WEARING THAT ARE YOU? 628 00:22:49,233 --> 00:22:51,147 - IS THAT WHAT YOU'RE WEARING? - BETTER RIGHT? 629 00:22:51,171 --> 00:22:53,042 YEAH, IS THAT... WHAT DO YOU MEAN? 630 00:22:53,066 --> 00:22:54,843 - I DON'T KNOW. 631 00:22:54,867 --> 00:22:57,176 - NO, TAKE IT OFF. TAKE IT OFF. 632 00:22:57,200 --> 00:22:58,810 - BEAUTIFUL. - BUT IT IS GORGEOUS. 633 00:22:58,834 --> 00:23:00,779 - WHEN THERE'S THREE SISTERS, OF COURSE 634 00:23:00,803 --> 00:23:03,247 THERE'S TIMES WHERE KATHY AND KIM'S RELATIONSHIP 635 00:23:03,271 --> 00:23:05,743 SEEMS TO BE CLOSER AND STRONGER 636 00:23:05,767 --> 00:23:07,810 AND I FEEL LIKE THE ODD MAN OUT. 637 00:23:07,834 --> 00:23:09,611 - BECAUSE IT'S A BEAUTIFUL DRESS. 638 00:23:09,635 --> 00:23:12,109 - IT'S VERY RARE THAT ALL THREE ARE GETTING ALONG 639 00:23:12,133 --> 00:23:13,710 PERFECTLY AT THE SAME TIME. 640 00:23:13,734 --> 00:23:14,743 - [sighs] 641 00:23:14,767 --> 00:23:16,767 - YOU WANNA MODEL IT FOR US? 642 00:23:21,533 --> 00:23:23,343 - I FEEL LIKE I'M GONNA LOSE ALL MY HAIR 643 00:23:23,367 --> 00:23:25,042 IF I DON'T RINSE THIS QUICK, LIKE, IT'S BURNING. 644 00:23:25,066 --> 00:23:26,176 - YOU'RE NOT GOING TO LOSE ALL YOUR HAIR. 645 00:23:26,200 --> 00:23:27,509 - REALLY? AH. 646 00:23:27,533 --> 00:23:29,576 AH! - I THINK WE'RE GOOD. 647 00:23:29,600 --> 00:23:30,710 YOU GOOD? - YEAH. 648 00:23:30,734 --> 00:23:31,943 - GREAT. 649 00:23:31,967 --> 00:23:33,997 SAY THE ONCE. - OH, ITCHY. 650 00:23:36,734 --> 00:23:38,751 I WANNA BE CUTE, I'M GOING ON VACATION WITH MY HUBBY. 651 00:23:38,775 --> 00:23:39,843 - YOU'RE ALREADY CUTE. 652 00:23:39,867 --> 00:23:40,810 WHERE EXACTLY? 653 00:23:40,834 --> 00:23:42,179 - I'M GONNA GO TO HOLLAND 654 00:23:42,203 --> 00:23:43,543 AND TAKE CARE OF MY MOMMY 655 00:23:43,567 --> 00:23:45,276 BECAUSE SHE'S COMING OUT OF THE HOSPITAL TOMORROW. 656 00:23:45,300 --> 00:23:46,476 - HOW'S SHE FEEL? - YOU KNOW, 657 00:23:46,500 --> 00:23:48,009 SHE'S FEELING VERY WEAK. 658 00:23:48,033 --> 00:23:51,280 THERE'S NOTHING MORE IMPORTANT IN MY LIFE THAN MY FAMILY, 659 00:23:51,304 --> 00:23:54,543 AND MY MOM... SHE HAS UTERINE CANCER. 660 00:23:54,567 --> 00:23:57,576 AND SHE ALREADY SURVIVED BREAST CANCER 20 YEARS AGO, 661 00:23:57,600 --> 00:24:00,145 SO HAVING TO GO THROUGH CHEMO AND ALL THAT, 662 00:24:00,169 --> 00:24:02,776 IT'S JUST REALLY HARD, ESPECIALLY BEING SO FAR AWAY. 663 00:24:02,800 --> 00:24:04,747 SHE'S OUT OF THE INTENSIVE CARE AND THEN HOPEFULLY 664 00:24:04,771 --> 00:24:05,943 COMING HOME TOMORROW. 665 00:24:05,967 --> 00:24:07,543 AND THEN I CAN TAKE CARE OF HER FOR A WEEK, 666 00:24:07,567 --> 00:24:12,576 AND TRY TO ORGANIZE HER LIFE A LITTLE BIT, YOU KNOW? 667 00:24:12,600 --> 00:24:17,509 IT'S... IT'S... 668 00:24:17,533 --> 00:24:21,373 UM... 669 00:24:24,400 --> 00:24:26,609 IT'S HARD TO BE THAT FAR AWAY FROM YOUR FAMILY, 670 00:24:26,633 --> 00:24:29,050 ESPECIALLY WHEN YOUR PARENTS GET OLDER. 671 00:24:29,074 --> 00:24:33,276 YOU KNOW, IT MAKES ME SAD AND IT MAKES ME... UM... 672 00:24:33,300 --> 00:24:36,300 FRUSTRATED, YOU KNOW, THAT I CAN'T BE CLOSE TO HER RIGHT NOW. 673 00:24:38,967 --> 00:24:40,609 YOU KNOW, IT'S HARD. 674 00:24:40,633 --> 00:24:42,779 - YEAH. - WELL, THANK YOU SO MUCH. 675 00:24:42,803 --> 00:24:44,309 - YOU'RE WELCOME SO MUCH. 676 00:24:44,333 --> 00:24:46,676 YOU'RE READY! - READY! THANK YOU. 677 00:24:46,700 --> 00:24:48,245 THANK YOU SO MUCH. - YOU'RE WELCOME. 678 00:24:48,269 --> 00:24:50,426 HAVE A GOOD ONE. BYE-BYE. - BYE. 679 00:24:52,600 --> 00:24:54,076 - HI, MRS. FOSTER. - HOW ARE YOU? 680 00:24:54,100 --> 00:24:55,509 - FINE. - RIGHT HERE. 681 00:24:55,533 --> 00:24:57,443 - OH, YUMMY, THANKS. 682 00:24:57,467 --> 00:24:58,876 THANK YOU. - READY FOR PACKING? 683 00:24:58,900 --> 00:25:00,147 - I MEAN, I'M NOT GOING TO PACK THAT MUCH, 684 00:25:00,171 --> 00:25:01,910 BECAUSE I'LL BE ON THE BOAT IN MY BIKINIS. 685 00:25:01,934 --> 00:25:04,448 IN HOLLAND, I'M JUST GOING TO TAKE CARE OF MY MOM, SO, 686 00:25:04,472 --> 00:25:05,643 IT WON'T BE THAT MUCH. 687 00:25:05,667 --> 00:25:06,910 AND, YOU KNOW, GIGI'S LEAVING. 688 00:25:06,934 --> 00:25:07,976 - AND BELLA? 689 00:25:08,000 --> 00:25:09,676 - AND BELLA IS GONNA STAY HERE. 690 00:25:09,700 --> 00:25:12,509 THIS SUMMER, I'M JUST GONNA LET GO AND LET HER FLY 691 00:25:12,533 --> 00:25:13,876 AND DO WHATEVER SHE WANTS. 692 00:25:13,900 --> 00:25:15,376 - WELL, I... - NOT DO WHATEVER SHE WANTS, 693 00:25:15,400 --> 00:25:16,547 BUT LET HER BE... - I'M GONNA TALK TO HER AND 694 00:25:16,571 --> 00:25:18,743 SHE ALWAYS CALL ME AND TELL ME WHERE SHE IS 695 00:25:18,767 --> 00:25:21,376 BECAUSE SOMETIMES I'M NOT... I'M SO WORRIED FOR HER. 696 00:25:21,400 --> 00:25:22,776 - YEAH, NO, NO, DON'T WORRY ABOUT HER. 697 00:25:22,800 --> 00:25:24,910 OKAY, AND THEN WHEN I COME BACK, YOU GO ON VACATION. 698 00:25:24,934 --> 00:25:26,211 - YES. - ALL RIGHT? 699 00:25:26,235 --> 00:25:28,810 I KNOW THAT THESE TIMES AWAY FROM YOUR CHILDREN 700 00:25:28,834 --> 00:25:31,409 ARE JUST SUCH DEFINING MOMENTS, 701 00:25:31,433 --> 00:25:36,376 BECAUSE THAT'S WHEN THEY FIND THEIR OWN, YOU KNOW, PERSON. 702 00:25:36,400 --> 00:25:38,209 WELL, THAT'S ENOUGH. 703 00:25:38,233 --> 00:25:40,810 SO, THE... YOU KNOW... THE BEING APART IS HARD 704 00:25:40,834 --> 00:25:42,079 BUT IT'S VERY IMPORTANT. 705 00:25:42,103 --> 00:25:44,810 HEY, ALBERTO, CAN YOU PLEASE BRING MY LADDER PLEASE? 706 00:25:44,834 --> 00:25:46,311 BECAUSE I GOT TO GET UP HIGH. 707 00:25:46,335 --> 00:25:47,403 THANK YOU. 708 00:25:50,667 --> 00:25:52,743 - I WANT TO REALLY FOCUS, WHEN WE'RE WITH HER, 709 00:25:52,767 --> 00:25:55,609 ON HER WEDDING. AND I WANT TO DO FLOWERS THIS WEEK. 710 00:25:55,633 --> 00:25:59,509 I TOLD BROOKE I DON'T KNOW IF IT'S JUST LIKE, MONTY AND I, 711 00:25:59,533 --> 00:26:01,810 AND YOU GUYS, AND JUST HIS FAMILY FLOWN OUT. 712 00:26:01,834 --> 00:26:03,311 - THAT MIGHT BE THE BEST WAY TO GO. 713 00:26:03,335 --> 00:26:05,109 - MATT? - YEAH. 714 00:26:05,133 --> 00:26:07,910 - BY THE WAY, HOW IS MONTY DOING? 715 00:26:07,934 --> 00:26:09,976 - WE JUST FOUND OUT TODAY, SO... 716 00:26:10,000 --> 00:26:11,576 - IS IT STILL STAGE... [mouths the word "three"] 717 00:26:11,600 --> 00:26:14,843 - NO. AND IT'S NOT JUST LUNG CANCER ANYMORE. 718 00:26:14,867 --> 00:26:18,409 MY FIRST HUSBAND, MONTY, IS BROOKE'S DAD. 719 00:26:18,433 --> 00:26:23,609 AND MONTY WAS DIAGNOSED WITH LUNG CANCER A FEW MONTHS BACK. 720 00:26:23,633 --> 00:26:25,847 - SO, I'M GONNA HAVE SUSHI WITH BROOKE. 721 00:26:25,871 --> 00:26:27,476 - ARE YOU? - AND THEN COME BACK HERE, 722 00:26:27,500 --> 00:26:28,943 AND WE CAN WATCH A MOVIE. 723 00:26:28,967 --> 00:26:29,910 - YEAH? - YEAH. 724 00:26:29,934 --> 00:26:32,176 - I... YOU KNOW... I MARINATED... UH... 725 00:26:32,200 --> 00:26:33,546 BARBEQUE CHICKEN YESTERDAY. 726 00:26:33,570 --> 00:26:35,009 YOU GUYS, YOU WANT TO GO FOR SUSHI? 727 00:26:35,033 --> 00:26:36,480 - AND THEN WE'LL ALL HANG OUT. 728 00:26:36,504 --> 00:26:39,176 - ALL RIGHT. - OKAY. 729 00:26:39,200 --> 00:26:40,743 - YOU LOOK GOOD. 730 00:26:40,767 --> 00:26:43,976 EVEN THOUGH MONTY AND I DIDN'T GET TO STAY MARRIED, 731 00:26:44,000 --> 00:26:46,209 HE'S STILL MY BEST FRIEND. 732 00:26:46,233 --> 00:26:50,743 AND HE'S CURRENTLY LIVING WITH ME DURING CHEMO AND RADIATION. 733 00:26:50,767 --> 00:26:52,276 WE NEVER EXPECTED WHAT OCCURRED TODAY. 734 00:26:52,300 --> 00:26:53,376 - WELL, HOW MANY OTHER PLACES IS IT? 735 00:26:53,400 --> 00:26:55,276 - HIS BRAIN AND HIS SPINE. 736 00:26:55,300 --> 00:26:57,643 - DOES SHE KNOW THAT? - YEAH. 737 00:26:57,667 --> 00:27:00,443 SINCE THE DAY MONTY FOUND OUT HE WAS SICK, 738 00:27:00,467 --> 00:27:03,576 WE'VE JUST DONE EVERYTHING WE CAN TO MAKE SURE THAT MONTY 739 00:27:03,600 --> 00:27:05,646 IS STRONG ENOUGH FOR BROOKE'S WEDDING. 740 00:27:05,670 --> 00:27:08,343 AND YOU KNOW, THIS IS EXACTLY WHY SHE WANTED TO CONTINUE 741 00:27:08,367 --> 00:27:09,476 DOING THIS TODAY. AND I THOUGHT... 742 00:27:09,500 --> 00:27:10,910 - TO DISTRACT HER. - AND I SAID, 743 00:27:10,934 --> 00:27:12,111 "I JUST THINK WE SHOULD GO HOME," 744 00:27:12,135 --> 00:27:14,079 AND SHE SAID, "NO, MOMMY. I WANT TO GO 745 00:27:14,103 --> 00:27:15,946 "AND TRY ON DRESSES AFTERWARDS, 746 00:27:15,970 --> 00:27:18,044 BECAUSE I DON'T WANT TO GO HOME AND BE UPSET." 747 00:27:18,068 --> 00:27:21,242 - AT TIMES, I THINK OF KIM AS BEING VERY FRAGILE. 748 00:27:21,266 --> 00:27:24,409 AND THEN OTHER TIMES SHE REALLY SURPRISES ME WITH HER STRENGTH. 749 00:27:24,433 --> 00:27:28,509 AND I FEEL LIKE THIS IS A LOT FOR HER TO TAKE ON. 750 00:27:28,533 --> 00:27:32,276 IT'S JUST GOING TO BE A VERY CHALLENGING TIME FOR HER. 751 00:27:32,300 --> 00:27:35,576 - I THINK HE REALLY WANTS TO DO THIS, TOO, SO... 752 00:27:35,600 --> 00:27:39,710 - RIGHT. EXACTLY. AND WE THINK POSITIVE. 753 00:27:39,734 --> 00:27:41,704 - IT'S SO SAD. 754 00:27:44,400 --> 00:27:47,543 OH, OKAY, HERE'S ANOTHER ONE. 755 00:27:47,567 --> 00:27:48,876 - THIS IS ONE THAT'S IN WORK. 756 00:27:48,900 --> 00:27:50,676 SO, YOU CAN KIND OF SEE, SHE... 757 00:27:50,700 --> 00:27:55,600 YOU CAN GO AHEAD AND STEP IN... - [magical vocal melody] 758 00:27:57,700 --> 00:28:00,376 - I JUST KNOW SHE'S GONNA MAKE A BEAUTIFUL BRIDE. 759 00:28:00,400 --> 00:28:04,843 I... I CAN ONLY IMAGINE WHEN I SEE HER WALKING DOWN THE AISLE, 760 00:28:04,867 --> 00:28:06,643 WHAT I'M GONNA BE LIKE. 761 00:28:06,667 --> 00:28:09,697 SHE'S MY LITTLE GIRL. 762 00:28:12,233 --> 00:28:16,050 - PORTIA TOLD ME SHE WANTS HER DRESS TO BE A MINI ONE OF MINE. 763 00:28:16,074 --> 00:28:18,109 - AW. - I SAID OKAY. 764 00:28:18,133 --> 00:28:20,550 - THIS IS HER BIG DAY. - WATCH OUT, GUYS. 765 00:28:20,574 --> 00:28:22,297 ALL FAMILY MEMBERS. 766 00:28:23,300 --> 00:28:24,476 - COMING UP... 767 00:28:24,500 --> 00:28:26,009 - I'M NOT GONNA KISS YOUR ASS 768 00:28:26,033 --> 00:28:28,033 FOR THE REST OF MY LIFE. 769 00:28:36,500 --> 00:28:37,776 - WITH MY HUSBAND, 770 00:28:37,800 --> 00:28:42,876 WE FLY PRIVATE 90% OF THE TIME. 771 00:28:42,900 --> 00:28:44,776 - YOU BRIAN? - BRIAN, HOW ARE YOU? 772 00:28:44,800 --> 00:28:48,700 THIS PLANE IS, UH, BIG. VERY, VERY BIG. 773 00:28:53,066 --> 00:28:57,810 YOU CAN'T EVEN COMMENT TO IT BECAUSE IT'S SO OBNOXIOUS. 774 00:28:57,834 --> 00:29:00,804 - FIVE AND A HALF HOURS, BABY, WE'LL BE THERE. 775 00:29:13,400 --> 00:29:15,543 - HI! TABLE FOR RINNA. 776 00:29:15,567 --> 00:29:18,943 - FOR TWO. FOLLOW ME, PLEASE. 777 00:29:18,967 --> 00:29:19,976 - LOVELY. - ENJOY. 778 00:29:20,000 --> 00:29:22,000 - THANK YOU. 779 00:29:23,567 --> 00:29:25,543 - HI, HOW ARE YOU? 780 00:29:25,567 --> 00:29:27,009 - [gasps] - HI! 781 00:29:27,033 --> 00:29:30,209 - OH, HELLO. - HI, CUTIE, HOW ARE YOU? 782 00:29:30,233 --> 00:29:31,443 - OH. - YOU TOO. 783 00:29:31,467 --> 00:29:33,576 - OKAY, YOU KNOW, WE DON'T DO THIS ENOUGH. 784 00:29:33,600 --> 00:29:34,577 - I KNOW. - AND I FEEL LIKE I HAVEN'T 785 00:29:34,601 --> 00:29:37,142 SEEN YOU IN, WELL, 100 YEARS. 786 00:29:37,166 --> 00:29:39,276 - I KNOW. - FIRST TIME I MET EILEEN 787 00:29:39,300 --> 00:29:41,176 WAS IN THE LATE '80s. 788 00:29:41,200 --> 00:29:45,009 I WAS DATING AN ACTOR ON YOUNG & THE RESTLESS, 789 00:29:45,033 --> 00:29:47,076 EILEEN WAS HUGE ON THE SHOW. 790 00:29:47,100 --> 00:29:49,109 SO, TO ME IT WAS LIKE, "OH, MY GOD! 791 00:29:49,133 --> 00:29:52,276 THERE'S ASHLEY ABBOTT, EILEEN DAVIDSON." 792 00:29:52,300 --> 00:29:53,545 - OUR SALMON STEAK IS REALLY GOOD 793 00:29:53,569 --> 00:29:54,943 IF YOU WANT TO GO FOR A FULL MEAL. 794 00:29:54,967 --> 00:29:56,343 - OOH, I'M GONNA HAVE THAT. 795 00:29:56,367 --> 00:29:58,309 - AND THEN, WE MET UP AGAIN 796 00:29:58,333 --> 00:29:59,547 ON DAYS OF OUR LIVES. 797 00:29:59,571 --> 00:30:01,343 - MY LIFE HAS BEEN SO CRAZY LATELY, 798 00:30:01,367 --> 00:30:02,976 I SHOULD'VE CALLED YOU, I KNOW YOU'VE BEEN GOING 799 00:30:03,000 --> 00:30:04,710 THROUGH A REALLY ROUGH TIME. 800 00:30:04,734 --> 00:30:07,109 - WELL, YEAH, BUT I'M OKAY REALLY. 801 00:30:07,133 --> 00:30:09,343 HOW ARE YOU? - GOOD. 802 00:30:09,367 --> 00:30:11,409 SEEMS LIKE YOU'RE SO BUSY ALL THE TIME. 803 00:30:11,433 --> 00:30:13,743 - WE ARE. I THINK JUST AS MOMS AND WIVES AND WORKING, 804 00:30:13,767 --> 00:30:16,109 YOU'RE JUST BUSY ALL THE TIME. BUT, NOW, HOW DO YOU DO THAT? 805 00:30:16,133 --> 00:30:17,876 BECAUSE I HEARD THAT... ARE YOU GOING BACK TO 806 00:30:17,900 --> 00:30:18,876 YOUNG & THE RESTLESS? - I'M GOING BACK TO 807 00:30:18,900 --> 00:30:19,877 YOUNG & THE RESTLESS. 808 00:30:19,901 --> 00:30:20,910 - OKAY, FIRST OF ALL! 809 00:30:20,934 --> 00:30:21,949 CONGRATULATIONS ON THE EMMY. 810 00:30:21,973 --> 00:30:22,976 I GOTTA GO THERE FIRST. - OH, THANK YOU, 811 00:30:23,000 --> 00:30:23,977 THANK YOU, THANK YOU. 812 00:30:24,001 --> 00:30:25,876 - I AM SO HAPPY FOR YOU. 813 00:30:25,900 --> 00:30:28,009 - AT THIS POINT IN MY LIFE AND IN MY CAREER, 814 00:30:28,033 --> 00:30:29,943 I FEEL INCREDIBLY GRATEFUL. 815 00:30:29,967 --> 00:30:33,376 - AND THE EMMY GOES TO... 816 00:30:33,400 --> 00:30:35,910 - EILEEN DAVIDSON. 817 00:30:35,934 --> 00:30:37,648 - I'VE BEEN DOING THIS FOR SO LONG, 818 00:30:37,672 --> 00:30:41,144 AND I KNOW HOW INCREDIBLY SPECIAL THIS IS, HOW RARE. 819 00:30:41,168 --> 00:30:44,710 I SNAGGED IT! WOO! [laughs] 820 00:30:44,734 --> 00:30:47,411 AND HOW, OH, MY GOD, IT MIGHT NEVER HAPPEN AGAIN FOR ME. 821 00:30:47,435 --> 00:30:49,109 - BUT WHAT A NICE MOMENT. - VERY NICE. 822 00:30:49,133 --> 00:30:50,309 - RIGHT? - YEAH. 823 00:30:50,333 --> 00:30:51,310 - WHERE DO YOU HAVE IT? - OH, I DON'T KNOW, 824 00:30:51,334 --> 00:30:52,443 IT'S BEEN FLOATING AROUND. 825 00:30:52,467 --> 00:30:53,943 IT WAS ON THE BAR DOWNSTAIRS FOR AWHILE... 826 00:30:53,967 --> 00:30:55,242 - IT'S SO PRETTY. - THEN IT WAS UPSTAIRS 827 00:30:55,266 --> 00:30:56,209 IN THE MASTER BEDROOM. - IT'S A PRETTY ONE. 828 00:30:56,233 --> 00:30:57,210 - NOW IT'S IN THE LIVING ROOM. 829 00:30:57,234 --> 00:30:58,250 - THAT'S VERY COOL, SO, OKAY, 830 00:30:58,274 --> 00:30:59,743 WAIT... YOU LEFT DAYS. 831 00:30:59,767 --> 00:31:02,409 - I JUST FINISHED DOING A THREE MONTH ARC ON DAYS. 832 00:31:02,433 --> 00:31:03,443 - WOW. - I KNOW. SO THEN 833 00:31:03,467 --> 00:31:04,543 I JUST DECIDED TO GO BACK TO Y&R 834 00:31:04,567 --> 00:31:07,009 FOR A LITTLE WHILE. - WHAT WAS IT? 835 00:31:07,033 --> 00:31:09,679 - BEING AN ACTOR, PEOPLE ASSUME THAT YOU LOVE TO HAVE 836 00:31:09,703 --> 00:31:11,509 THE ATTENTION FOCUSED ON YOU. 837 00:31:11,533 --> 00:31:13,376 AND, OBVIOUSLY, PART OF THAT IS TRUE. 838 00:31:13,400 --> 00:31:14,445 - LOOK, I MEAN... - THANK YOU. 839 00:31:14,469 --> 00:31:15,576 - WE CAN'T WEAR THESE AT WORK. 840 00:31:15,600 --> 00:31:17,609 WHEN WE WERE WORKING ON DAYS, 841 00:31:17,633 --> 00:31:19,380 WE COULDN'T WEAR OUR RINGS. - I KNOW. 842 00:31:19,404 --> 00:31:22,076 HOWEVER, IT'S A WEIRD KIND OF DICHOTOMY 843 00:31:22,100 --> 00:31:25,676 OF BEING A LITTLE UNCOMFORTABLE WHEN I'M GETTING ATTENTION. 844 00:31:25,700 --> 00:31:26,810 "PLEASE PAY ATTENTION TO ME!" 845 00:31:26,834 --> 00:31:28,211 "DON'T PAY ATTENTION TO ME!" 846 00:31:28,235 --> 00:31:29,847 "PLEASE PAY ATTENTION TO ME!" 847 00:31:29,871 --> 00:31:31,509 "DON'T PAY ATTENTION TO ME!" 848 00:31:31,533 --> 00:31:32,609 WHATEVER. 849 00:31:32,633 --> 00:31:33,780 - WELL, YOU WERE ON BEFORE I CAME ON. 850 00:31:33,804 --> 00:31:35,576 - AND THEN YOU CAME. - YOU WERE SUPER HOT. 851 00:31:35,600 --> 00:31:36,943 THE WHOLE BILLY THING. - NO. 852 00:31:36,967 --> 00:31:37,944 THAT WAS A GOOD... - YEAH. 853 00:31:37,968 --> 00:31:39,509 - THAT WAS THE ONLY TIME. 854 00:31:39,533 --> 00:31:41,443 [laughing] 855 00:31:41,467 --> 00:31:42,609 - YEAH. - IS THERE ANYTHING ELSE YOU 856 00:31:42,633 --> 00:31:44,480 WANT TO DO THAT YOU'RE NOT DOING RIGHT NOW? 857 00:31:44,504 --> 00:31:47,009 - THAT'S A GOOD QUESTION. 858 00:31:47,033 --> 00:31:48,350 - I USED TO BE A TALK SHOW HOST. 859 00:31:48,374 --> 00:31:49,743 [laughing] 860 00:31:49,767 --> 00:31:51,044 - I REMEMBER, I WAS ON YOUR SHOW. 861 00:31:51,068 --> 00:31:53,209 - THAT'S RIGHT, YOU WERE! I HAD EVERYBODY ON. 862 00:31:53,233 --> 00:31:55,880 HUSTLE! WE GOTTA HUSTLE! HUSTLE, HUSTLE, HUSTLE, HUSTLE. 863 00:31:55,904 --> 00:32:00,242 YOU KNOW, THE HIGHS AND LOWS IN THIS BUSINESS ARE HUGE. 864 00:32:00,266 --> 00:32:02,376 AND, YOU KNOW, THE LOWS CAN BE VERY DEPRESSING. 865 00:32:02,400 --> 00:32:03,876 BECAUSE YOU TAKE IT SO PERSONALLY 866 00:32:03,900 --> 00:32:06,309 AND YOU SEE ALL YOUR FRIENDS WORKING 867 00:32:06,333 --> 00:32:08,710 AND THEY'RE GETTING THE JOBS THAT YOU'RE UP FOR. 868 00:32:08,734 --> 00:32:10,710 THAT'S ONE OF THE REASONS WHY EILEEN AND I 869 00:32:10,734 --> 00:32:12,179 HAVE ALWAYS CONNECTED. 870 00:32:12,203 --> 00:32:16,142 BECAUSE, I THINK WE BOTH RESPECT EACH OTHER'S HUSTLE. 871 00:32:16,166 --> 00:32:17,943 THIS WAS SO FUN. - IT WAS SO MUCH FUN. 872 00:32:17,967 --> 00:32:18,976 - REALLY... - WE GOTTA SEE EACH OTHER 873 00:32:19,000 --> 00:32:20,376 MORE OFTEN AND HANG OUT AND... 874 00:32:20,400 --> 00:32:21,947 - I THINK WE WILL. - HAVE SOME FUN. 875 00:32:21,971 --> 00:32:23,576 - REALLY. - CHEERS. 876 00:32:23,600 --> 00:32:26,076 - I MEAN, LIFE IS JUST TOO SHORT. 877 00:32:26,100 --> 00:32:27,245 - I'M GETTING AN ICED TEA HIGH. 878 00:32:27,269 --> 00:32:28,676 DO YOU EVER GET HIGH OFF OF ICED TEA? 879 00:32:28,700 --> 00:32:31,409 - I GET HIGH OFF OF EVERYTHING AND ANYTHING. 880 00:32:31,433 --> 00:32:33,109 AND THIS IS A GOOD ICED TEA. 881 00:32:33,133 --> 00:32:35,133 LET'S GET MORE. - MM. 882 00:32:41,867 --> 00:32:43,443 - OKAY, GUYS, YOU WANT TO STAY OUTSIDE? 883 00:32:43,467 --> 00:32:46,676 NO LEAVING. 884 00:32:46,700 --> 00:32:48,409 - HELLO. - HEY, HOW ARE YOU? 885 00:32:48,433 --> 00:32:49,876 - GOOD, ALL YOUR PUPPIES ARE OUT? 886 00:32:49,900 --> 00:32:51,476 - WELL, THIS ONE DOES NOT LIKE TO BE LET OUTSIDE, 887 00:32:51,500 --> 00:32:54,346 I HOPE SHE DOESN'T JUMP OVER THE FENCE TRYING TO LEAVE ME. 888 00:32:54,370 --> 00:32:56,376 - HOW ARE YOU? - I'M GOOD, HOW ARE YOU? 889 00:32:56,400 --> 00:32:58,476 - GOOD. I HAVE VERY LOW ENERGY TODAY. 890 00:32:58,500 --> 00:32:59,846 KYLE AND I... WE'RE GOOD. 891 00:32:59,870 --> 00:33:02,343 IF YOU LOOK AT WHERE WE WERE TO WHERE WE'VE COME, 892 00:33:02,367 --> 00:33:03,676 IT'S CRAZY. 893 00:33:03,700 --> 00:33:05,276 - YOU KNOW WHAT, BRANDI? LET ME TELL YOU SOMETHING. 894 00:33:05,300 --> 00:33:07,109 - I WILL [bleep] KILL YOU! 895 00:33:07,133 --> 00:33:08,750 WHEN YOU WANT TO FEEL SORRY FOR YOU, 896 00:33:08,774 --> 00:33:11,042 YOU'RE SO KIND AND SO LOVELY, 897 00:33:11,066 --> 00:33:15,576 AND THEN YOU BECOME THIS CRAZY [bleep]HOLE. 898 00:33:15,600 --> 00:33:17,309 WE HAVE TO LET BYGONES BE BYGONES, 899 00:33:17,333 --> 00:33:19,276 AND THEN WE SAY THINGS THAT WE SHOULDN'T SAY, 900 00:33:19,300 --> 00:33:20,547 AND THAT'S WHAT FRIENDS GO THROUGH. 901 00:33:20,571 --> 00:33:22,144 YOU HAVE TO FORGIVE TO BE A FRIEND... 902 00:33:22,168 --> 00:33:24,643 A GOOD FRIEND TO SOMEBODY. 903 00:33:24,667 --> 00:33:26,009 - HOW DO YOU KNOW ALL YOUR NEIGHBORS? 904 00:33:26,033 --> 00:33:27,648 - MY NEIGHBORS. THAT'S MY REALLY GOOD FRIEND. 905 00:33:27,672 --> 00:33:29,609 HE JUST GOT NOMINATED FOR ALL THESE EMMY'S FOR FARGO. 906 00:33:29,633 --> 00:33:31,633 - THAT'S AMAZING. - YEAH. 907 00:33:36,367 --> 00:33:38,509 I NEED TO START EXERCISING AGAIN. 908 00:33:38,533 --> 00:33:40,109 - EVERYONE'S MAKING ME EXERCISE. 909 00:33:40,133 --> 00:33:42,547 YOU'RE ASKING ME TO GO HIKING, KIM ASKED ME TO PILATES, 910 00:33:42,571 --> 00:33:44,009 AM... HAVE I PUT ON WEIGHT? 911 00:33:44,033 --> 00:33:46,376 - ARE YOU KIDDING ME? DON'T EVEN STAND NEXT TO ME. 912 00:33:46,400 --> 00:33:47,509 - I'M TRYING... I MEAN, I HAVE A LITTLE BIT... 913 00:33:47,533 --> 00:33:48,978 - I WAS FEELING GOOD UNTIL YOU SHOWED UP. 914 00:33:49,002 --> 00:33:50,276 - I WAS LIKE, UM... - NAH, YOU KNOW WHAT? 915 00:33:50,300 --> 00:33:52,443 I HAVE JUST BEEN TRYING TO WORK OUT EVERY SINGLE DAY. 916 00:33:52,467 --> 00:33:53,576 TRYING TO EAT REALLY WELL. I HAVE TO BE 917 00:33:53,600 --> 00:33:55,309 IN A BATHING SUIT IN SPAIN. 918 00:33:55,333 --> 00:33:57,180 SO, I LEAVE THIS WEEKEND, ACTUALLY. 919 00:33:57,204 --> 00:33:58,943 - SO EXCITING. 920 00:33:58,967 --> 00:34:00,543 - AND THEN YOLANDA'S GONNA BE IN EUROPE 921 00:34:00,567 --> 00:34:01,843 SO SHE'S GONNA STAY ON A BOAT WITH US. 922 00:34:01,867 --> 00:34:03,309 - OH, NICE. - WELL, OUR BOAT. 923 00:34:03,333 --> 00:34:04,476 WE RENTED THE BOAT. 924 00:34:04,500 --> 00:34:05,476 - OH, THAT'S NICE. - YEAH. 925 00:34:05,500 --> 00:34:06,445 - HOW MANY BEDROOMS? 926 00:34:06,469 --> 00:34:07,509 - I THINK IT'S FIVE BEDROOMS. 927 00:34:07,533 --> 00:34:09,380 100 FEET, OR SOMETHING LIKE THAT. 928 00:34:09,404 --> 00:34:11,810 - OH, DID YOU GET MY SAVE THE DATE? 929 00:34:11,834 --> 00:34:14,251 - I DID, IS THAT FOR A HOUSEWARMING PARTY? 930 00:34:14,275 --> 00:34:15,276 - YES. 931 00:34:15,300 --> 00:34:17,109 I WAS NEVER REALLY OVERLY PROUD 932 00:34:17,133 --> 00:34:18,647 TO BE IN THE SPACE I WAS IN AND 933 00:34:18,671 --> 00:34:20,443 I JUST LOVE THIS HOUSE SO MUCH. 934 00:34:20,467 --> 00:34:23,209 SO, I REALLY JUST WANT TO SHARE IT WITH MY FRIENDS, 935 00:34:23,233 --> 00:34:26,343 AND SHOW THEM THAT WE'RE HAPPY, WE'RE SETTLED. 936 00:34:26,367 --> 00:34:27,643 - WELL, HOW MANY PEOPLE DO YOU WANT TO HAVE? 937 00:34:27,667 --> 00:34:29,309 - I DON'T KNOW. I DON'T WANT TO LEAVE PEOPLE OUT 938 00:34:29,333 --> 00:34:32,176 AND HAVE PEOPLE HEAR ABOUT IT AND THEN GET UPSET. 939 00:34:32,200 --> 00:34:33,976 - THAT IS THE WORST. THAT'S WHY I ALWAYS END UP 940 00:34:34,000 --> 00:34:35,509 WITH SO MANY PEOPLE. - I KNOW. 941 00:34:35,533 --> 00:34:37,509 AND I ALSO REALLY WANT TO USE THIS AS A TIME 942 00:34:37,533 --> 00:34:39,847 WHERE... YOU KNOW, JUST TO GET REACQUAINTED WITH EVERYONE 943 00:34:39,871 --> 00:34:41,876 BECAUSE, YOU KNOW, LIKE... THE WHITE PARTY, 944 00:34:41,900 --> 00:34:43,447 I WANTED TO TALK TO LISA BUT IT WAS HARD 945 00:34:43,471 --> 00:34:46,176 BECAUSE HER PEOPLE THAT WERE THERE AND LIKE, 946 00:34:46,200 --> 00:34:48,509 SHE COULD GO TO AND SHE DIDN'T HAVE TO SIT AND TALK TO ME. 947 00:34:48,533 --> 00:34:49,510 DO YOU KNOW WHAT I MEAN? - RIGHT. 948 00:34:49,534 --> 00:34:50,710 SO YOU'VE NEVER SPOKEN AGAIN, 949 00:34:50,734 --> 00:34:53,247 SINCE ALL THAT HAPPENED BEFORE WE FILMED AGAIN. 950 00:34:53,271 --> 00:34:55,142 - YOU KNOW WHAT? I HAD TO TAKE A MOMENT. 951 00:34:55,166 --> 00:34:57,109 I HAD A LOT GOING ON IN MY PERSONAL LIFE WITH MY DAD 952 00:34:57,133 --> 00:34:58,278 AND MY DOG AND ALL THAT STUFF. 953 00:34:58,302 --> 00:34:59,277 AND I DON'T WANT TO HAVE 954 00:34:59,301 --> 00:35:00,810 THAT FRIENDSHIP AGAIN WITH HER 955 00:35:00,834 --> 00:35:02,943 WHERE IT'S... I'M HER SIDEKICK. 956 00:35:02,967 --> 00:35:04,943 I WANNA HAVE A RESPECTABLE RELATIONSHIP 957 00:35:04,967 --> 00:35:06,943 WHERE WE BOTH HAVE OUR OPINIONS 958 00:35:06,967 --> 00:35:08,044 AND IF WE DON'T AGREE, IT'S OKAY! 959 00:35:08,068 --> 00:35:09,076 - RIGHT. 960 00:35:09,100 --> 00:35:10,209 WHAT IS YOUR PLAN? 961 00:35:10,233 --> 00:35:13,176 - WELL, I REALLY WAS JUST THINKING 962 00:35:13,200 --> 00:35:14,776 TO LIKE COLD CALL HER AND JUST BE LIKE, 963 00:35:14,800 --> 00:35:17,576 "HEY, IT'S BRANDI. WHAT ARE YOU DOING? 964 00:35:17,600 --> 00:35:19,576 DID YOU GET MY SAVE THE DATE?" 965 00:35:19,600 --> 00:35:21,443 I DON'T KNOW WHAT TO DO. 966 00:35:21,467 --> 00:35:23,009 LISA IS A FUNNY BIRD. 967 00:35:23,033 --> 00:35:25,209 YOU KIND OF HAVE TO CATCH HER OFF GUARD, 968 00:35:25,233 --> 00:35:27,509 OTHERWISE SHE KNOWS EXACTLY WHAT SHE'S GOING TO SAY 969 00:35:27,533 --> 00:35:28,679 AND SHE'S READY FOR YOU. 970 00:35:28,703 --> 00:35:30,047 WHAT IF I JUST CALL HER? 971 00:35:30,071 --> 00:35:32,376 - NOW? - RIGHT NOW. 972 00:35:32,400 --> 00:35:33,476 - SAFETY IN NUMBERS. 973 00:35:33,500 --> 00:35:34,710 - ARE YOU SURE YOU WANT TO DO THAT? 974 00:35:34,734 --> 00:35:37,081 - LIKE, WHAT, THE WORST THING SHE COULD SAY IS, 975 00:35:37,105 --> 00:35:39,976 "I DON'T WANT TO COME TO YOUR PARTY." 976 00:35:40,000 --> 00:35:40,977 RIGHT? - OKAY. 977 00:35:41,001 --> 00:35:43,170 - ALL RIGHT. [laughing] 978 00:35:48,233 --> 00:35:49,747 - DARLING, WHAT ARE YOU DOING? 979 00:35:49,771 --> 00:35:51,409 - PLANTING YOUR ROSES FOR YOU. 980 00:35:51,433 --> 00:35:53,910 - HONEY, WHY ARE YOU DOING THIS? SERIOUSLY. 981 00:35:53,934 --> 00:35:55,211 - YOU TOLD ME TO DO IT. 982 00:35:55,235 --> 00:35:57,576 - I DIDN'T SAY PLANT, I SAID ORDER THEM. 983 00:35:57,600 --> 00:35:59,847 THERE'S AN EXPRESSION, WHY HAVE A DOG AND BUY IT YOURSELF, 984 00:35:59,871 --> 00:36:03,076 I'VE NEVER USED IT BUT WE DO HAVE A GARDENER, SO, 985 00:36:03,100 --> 00:36:07,009 HAVE A CUP OF TEA AND JUST SIT BACK AND CHILL. 986 00:36:07,033 --> 00:36:10,643 COME ON, JAKE. COME ON, PINK DOG. 987 00:36:10,667 --> 00:36:12,309 - CAN I DO THE REST OF THESE IN THE MORNING? 988 00:36:12,333 --> 00:36:13,843 - SEE, I KNEW YOU'D ONLY DO A COUPLE. 989 00:36:13,867 --> 00:36:14,876 HOW MANY HAVE YOU ACTUALLY DONE? 990 00:36:14,900 --> 00:36:15,877 - WELL, I'VE DONE NINE. 991 00:36:15,901 --> 00:36:17,943 - YOU HAVEN'T. - I HAVE. 992 00:36:17,967 --> 00:36:19,976 [pan flute ringtone] 993 00:36:20,000 --> 00:36:21,109 - HELLO? 994 00:36:21,133 --> 00:36:22,409 - HELLO, LISA? 995 00:36:22,433 --> 00:36:25,876 IT'S BRANDI, HOW ARE YOU? 996 00:36:25,900 --> 00:36:27,609 - I'M FINE, HOW ARE YOU? 997 00:36:27,633 --> 00:36:31,443 - I'M PRETTY GOOD. 998 00:36:31,467 --> 00:36:34,244 UH, I WAS JUST CALLING TO SEE IF YOU GOT MY SAVE THE DATE 999 00:36:34,268 --> 00:36:36,176 FOR MY HOUSEWARMING PARTY? 1000 00:36:36,200 --> 00:36:37,546 - OH, YEAH, I SAW AN EMAIL. 1001 00:36:37,570 --> 00:36:40,044 - AND I WAS, YOU KNOW, WE HAVEN'T TALKED IN A WHILE 1002 00:36:40,068 --> 00:36:43,710 AND I WAS HOPING JUST TO, LIKE, GET BACK ON TRACK 1003 00:36:43,734 --> 00:36:47,643 WITH OUR FRIENDSHIP. 1004 00:36:47,667 --> 00:36:49,976 - GET BACK ON TRACK WITH OUR FRIENDSHIP? 1005 00:36:50,000 --> 00:36:52,145 MY GOD, YOU'VE NEVER ACTUALLY SAID TO ME 1006 00:36:52,169 --> 00:36:54,743 "I APOLOGIZE FOR SAYING YOU'RE BANKRUPT." 1007 00:36:54,767 --> 00:36:58,343 AND, YOU NEVER ACTUALLY SAID, "I'M SORRY, THAT'S NOT TRUE." 1008 00:36:58,367 --> 00:37:00,710 SO MANY THINGS THAT WERE LEFT UNSAID. 1009 00:37:00,734 --> 00:37:04,109 - BRANDI, COME ON. YOU'RE 40-SOMETHING YEARS OLD. 1010 00:37:04,133 --> 00:37:08,276 YOU NEED TO REALLY COME IN WITH SOMETHING BETTER THAN THAT. 1011 00:37:08,300 --> 00:37:13,009 HOW ABOUT, "I MISS YOU. I'M SORRY. CAN WE START AGAIN?" 1012 00:37:13,033 --> 00:37:15,343 I MEAN, IT JUST DOESN'T... 1013 00:37:15,367 --> 00:37:19,276 I'M MANIPULATIVE, I'M A LIAR, I'M ALL THOSE THINGS, YOU KNOW? 1014 00:37:19,300 --> 00:37:22,009 I MEAN, THAT JUST DOESN'T DISAPPEAR OVERNIGHT. 1015 00:37:22,033 --> 00:37:23,609 - IF YOU WANT TO SIT DOWN AND TALK ABOUT IT, 1016 00:37:23,633 --> 00:37:26,680 I'M HAPPY TO DO THAT BUT IF YOU DON'T, THEN WE DON'T HAVE TO. 1017 00:37:26,704 --> 00:37:30,976 LISA CAN'T SAY SORRY EVER BECAUSE SHE'S PERFECT. 1018 00:37:31,000 --> 00:37:32,347 YOU KNOW, WE BOTH HAVE HURT FEELINGS 1019 00:37:32,371 --> 00:37:34,244 ABOUT THINGS THAT WERE SAID AND DONE. 1020 00:37:34,268 --> 00:37:37,643 SHE CAN NEVER ADMIT TO EVER BEING WRONG OR DOING WRONG. 1021 00:37:37,667 --> 00:37:41,710 AND SAYING SORRY WOULD MEAN SHE'S SOMEHOW IMPERFECT. 1022 00:37:41,734 --> 00:37:45,079 - AT SOME POINT, MAYBE WE COULD SIT DOWN AND TALK ABOUT THINGS. 1023 00:37:45,103 --> 00:37:48,910 BUT I JUST, YOU KNOW, I WANT TO KEEP IT CIVIL BETWEEN US. 1024 00:37:48,934 --> 00:37:51,279 YOU KNOW, I WISH YOU WELL WITH EVERYTHING YOU DO. 1025 00:37:51,303 --> 00:37:54,047 BUT, IT WAS ALL TOO HURTFUL, IT WAS TOO MUCH. 1026 00:37:54,071 --> 00:37:57,876 IT WAS REALLY, REALLY... IT WAS TOO DIFFICULT. 1027 00:37:57,900 --> 00:37:59,376 - OKAY, THAT'S FINE. IT WAS HARD FOR ME TOO. 1028 00:37:59,400 --> 00:38:01,710 THERE WAS A LOT OF NEGATIVE STUFF SAID ABOUT ME ON YOUR END 1029 00:38:01,734 --> 00:38:03,309 AND IT WAS DIFFICULT. 1030 00:38:03,333 --> 00:38:07,710 - BRANDI WAS THE CATALYST OF EVERYTHING THAT WENT DOWN. 1031 00:38:07,734 --> 00:38:12,743 AND SHE REALLY TRIED TO DESTROY EVERY FRIENDSHIP I HAD. 1032 00:38:12,767 --> 00:38:15,142 AND THAT WAS VERY HURTFUL. 1033 00:38:15,166 --> 00:38:17,676 - I'VE BEEN UNDER YOUR SPELL FOR TWO YEARS. 1034 00:38:17,700 --> 00:38:20,476 I WANT TO BELIEVE EVERYTHING THAT COMES OUT OF YOUR MOUTH 1035 00:38:20,500 --> 00:38:23,045 BUT THE TRUTH IS, I'M STRONGER ON MY OWN. 1036 00:38:23,069 --> 00:38:26,009 - I DEFENDED THAT GIRL TO THE POINT OF COMPROMISING 1037 00:38:26,033 --> 00:38:28,509 MY OWN INTEGRITY AND SO DID MY HUSBAND. 1038 00:38:28,533 --> 00:38:31,676 WOULD WE GO THAT PATH AGAIN? 1039 00:38:31,700 --> 00:38:34,009 NO. HINDSIGHT IS 20/20. 1040 00:38:34,033 --> 00:38:36,509 - I'M IN A HAPPY POSITIVE PLACE AND MOVING FORWARD 1041 00:38:36,533 --> 00:38:38,509 AND I DON'T WANT TO GO BACKWARDS. 1042 00:38:38,533 --> 00:38:42,009 LISTEN, IF YOU DON'T WANT TO BE MY FRIEND, THAT'S FINE. 1043 00:38:42,033 --> 00:38:45,609 BUT, I'M NOT GOING TO KISS YOUR ASS FOR THE REST OF MY LIFE, 1044 00:38:45,633 --> 00:38:49,710 BECAUSE YOU THINK YOU WERE WRONGED. 1045 00:38:49,734 --> 00:38:53,009 IT WENT BOTH WAYS AND I WANT YOUR RESPECT, 1046 00:38:53,033 --> 00:38:55,242 AND IF I'M NOT GONNA GET THAT THEN, WELL, 1047 00:38:55,266 --> 00:38:57,009 I'M HAPPY TO BE AROUND YOU AND TO JUST SAY HELLO 1048 00:38:57,033 --> 00:38:59,309 AND MOVE FORWARD. 1049 00:38:59,333 --> 00:39:03,042 - CUT OFF. 1050 00:39:03,066 --> 00:39:05,076 - I THINK MY PHONE DIED. 1051 00:39:05,100 --> 00:39:07,343 UH-OH. MY PHONE'S DEAD. 1052 00:39:07,367 --> 00:39:09,167 - OH, GOD. 1053 00:39:11,533 --> 00:39:12,609 - COMING UP... 1054 00:39:12,633 --> 00:39:14,042 - HI, SORRY, IT'S BRANDI. 1055 00:39:14,066 --> 00:39:15,076 - OH, SHE'S WITH KYLE. - I DIDN'T WANT YOU 1056 00:39:15,100 --> 00:39:16,077 TO THINK I HUNG UP ON YOU. 1057 00:39:16,101 --> 00:39:18,130 - OH, ARE YOU WITH KYLE? 1058 00:39:25,800 --> 00:39:26,843 - CUT OFF. 1059 00:39:26,867 --> 00:39:28,609 - UH-OH. MY PHONE'S DEAD. 1060 00:39:28,633 --> 00:39:30,579 I MEAN, NOW SHE'S GONNA THINK I HUNG UP ON HER. 1061 00:39:30,603 --> 00:39:32,376 - YOU CAN'T BORROW MINE. - DICK! 1062 00:39:32,400 --> 00:39:34,042 - OKAY, CALL! 1063 00:39:34,066 --> 00:39:35,043 - ALL RIGHT. 1064 00:39:35,067 --> 00:39:37,376 - HOW CAN YOU? HOW CAN YOU? 1065 00:39:37,400 --> 00:39:39,910 THIS IS KYLE, WHAT THE [bleep] IS GOING ON HERE? 1066 00:39:39,934 --> 00:39:40,911 - H... H... - HELLO. 1067 00:39:40,935 --> 00:39:42,276 - HI, SORRY, IT'S BRANDI, 1068 00:39:42,300 --> 00:39:44,245 MY PHONE DIED RIGHT IN THE MIDDLE OF OUR CONVERSATION, 1069 00:39:44,269 --> 00:39:45,243 I DIDN'T WANT YOU TO THINK I HUNG UP WITH YOU. 1070 00:39:45,267 --> 00:39:46,443 - OH, SHE'S WITH KYLE. 1071 00:39:46,467 --> 00:39:49,743 OH, ARE YOU WITH KYLE? 1072 00:39:49,767 --> 00:39:52,042 - YEAH, WE ARE HIKING. 1073 00:39:52,066 --> 00:39:54,443 - I DON'T KNOW WHAT KYLE AND BRANDI TALK ABOUT, 1074 00:39:54,467 --> 00:39:56,443 BUT LAST TIME THEY WERE HIKING TOGETHER, 1075 00:39:56,467 --> 00:39:58,976 A LOT OF NASTY THINGS WERE SAID. 1076 00:39:59,000 --> 00:40:00,509 - SHE'S PLAYING ALL OF US. 1077 00:40:00,533 --> 00:40:02,547 LAST YEAR, YOU SAID... YOU CALLED HER ROBBY FISHER. 1078 00:40:02,571 --> 00:40:04,042 SHE'S [bleep] BOBBY FISHER. 1079 00:40:04,066 --> 00:40:05,543 - BUT I WILL ALWAYS KNOW WHO LISA IS, 1080 00:40:05,567 --> 00:40:07,576 AND LISA'S NEVER GONNA CHANGE. 1081 00:40:07,600 --> 00:40:10,109 - I HOPE KYLE'S NOT GOING DOWN THAT PATH AGAIN 1082 00:40:10,133 --> 00:40:12,950 BECAUSE WE'RE TRYING TO REPAIR OUR RELATIONSHIP. 1083 00:40:12,974 --> 00:40:16,876 TO LOYALTY, AND TO NOT TALKING [bleep] 1084 00:40:16,900 --> 00:40:18,176 BEHIND EACH OTHER'S BACKS. 1085 00:40:18,200 --> 00:40:19,810 - I WAS JUST GONNA SAY, LOYALTY TO EACH OTHER, 1086 00:40:19,834 --> 00:40:21,551 AND WHEN WE'RE NOT WITH EACH OTHER. 1087 00:40:21,575 --> 00:40:24,643 - OH, 1,000%. - YEAH. 1088 00:40:24,667 --> 00:40:25,976 - WHAT'S THE EXPRESSION? 1089 00:40:26,000 --> 00:40:27,609 ONCE, SHAME ON YOU, 1090 00:40:27,633 --> 00:40:29,643 SECOND TIME, SHAME ON ME? 1091 00:40:29,667 --> 00:40:31,076 I DON'T WANT TO GO THERE AGAIN. 1092 00:40:31,100 --> 00:40:34,476 LOOK, BRANDI, YOU REALLY, REALLY, YOU KNOW, HURT ME 1093 00:40:34,500 --> 00:40:36,109 AND TOOK IT WAY TOO FAR. 1094 00:40:36,133 --> 00:40:38,780 - THE HURT WENT BOTH WAYS, I MEAN... I MEAN, IT'S NOT FAIR 1095 00:40:38,804 --> 00:40:42,376 FOR YOU TO JUST SAY IT WAS ONE-SIDED. 1096 00:40:42,400 --> 00:40:45,776 - YOU'RE STILL SAYING THE WHOLE CRUX OF THE MATTER 1097 00:40:45,800 --> 00:40:48,676 WAS THAT YOU SAID THAT I KNEW 1098 00:40:48,700 --> 00:40:50,576 THAT SHEENA WAS INVOLVED WITH THIS GUY, 1099 00:40:50,600 --> 00:40:52,576 YOUR EX-HUSBAND I'VE NEVER EVEN HEARD OF 1100 00:40:52,600 --> 00:40:53,676 WHEN I FIRST MET YOU. 1101 00:40:53,700 --> 00:40:54,746 AND THAT'S NOT TRUE. 1102 00:40:54,770 --> 00:40:55,976 BECAUSE I'M NOT A LIAR. 1103 00:40:56,000 --> 00:40:57,810 I MIGHT BE A LOT OF THINGS, I MIGHT SAY THINGS 1104 00:40:57,834 --> 00:41:00,548 THAT YOU THINK ARE INAPPROPRIATE OR I THINK ARE REALLY FUNNY. 1105 00:41:00,572 --> 00:41:02,576 BUT I WAS LOYAL AND A GOOD FRIEND TO YOU. 1106 00:41:02,600 --> 00:41:04,147 I DIDN'T REALLY WANT TO HAVE THIS CONVERSATION 1107 00:41:04,171 --> 00:41:06,743 ON KYLE'S PHONE WITH KYLE THERE. 1108 00:41:06,767 --> 00:41:10,009 I DON'T BRING IN GIRLFRIENDS TO BACK ME UP ON ALL THAT STUFF. 1109 00:41:10,033 --> 00:41:11,409 - NO, I-I UNDERSTAND THAT, 1110 00:41:11,433 --> 00:41:13,379 BUT I ALSO JUST DON'T WANNA LIKE... 1111 00:41:13,403 --> 00:41:15,376 BRING UP ALL THE OLD STUFF AND GO BACKWARDS, 1112 00:41:15,400 --> 00:41:17,576 I MEAN, IF YOU WANT TO HAVE A CONVERSATION, 1113 00:41:17,600 --> 00:41:21,276 I'M HAPPY TO DO THAT WITH YOU. 1114 00:41:21,300 --> 00:41:23,947 - I'M HAVING A LOVELY AFTERNOON WITH MY HUSBAND, 1115 00:41:23,971 --> 00:41:26,643 MAYBE I WILL COME TO THE PARTY. 1116 00:41:26,667 --> 00:41:31,009 - I GUESS I HOPE TO SEE YOU SOON? 1117 00:41:31,033 --> 00:41:33,242 - OKAY, WELL THEN, THAT'S FINE. 1118 00:41:33,266 --> 00:41:35,009 - ALL RIGHT, HAVE A GOOD DAY. 1119 00:41:35,033 --> 00:41:36,576 - THANK YOU. 1120 00:41:36,600 --> 00:41:39,276 - NO, THANK YOU. 1121 00:41:39,300 --> 00:41:41,509 IT'S JUST GONNA TAKE SOME TIME. 1122 00:41:41,533 --> 00:41:45,047 WHEN I FIGHT WITH SOMEBODY, I NEED RESOLUTION IMMEDIATELY. 1123 00:41:45,071 --> 00:41:48,976 WHEN LISA BITES, SHE NEEDS TIME TO FIGURE OUT WHAT'S GOING ON. 1124 00:41:49,000 --> 00:41:52,710 - WITH KYLE. SEE, THERE YOU GO. 1125 00:41:52,734 --> 00:41:56,176 - LISA NEEDS AT LEAST TEN YEARS 1126 00:41:56,200 --> 00:41:59,543 BEFORE SHE WILL FORGIVE YOU. 1127 00:41:59,567 --> 00:42:02,476 IF SHE FORGIVES YOU. 1128 00:42:02,500 --> 00:42:04,309 - GONNA TAKE A LONG TIME. - YEAH. 1129 00:42:04,333 --> 00:42:07,533 - NEXT TIME ON THE REAL HOUSEWIVES OF BEVERLY HILLS. 1130 00:42:09,000 --> 00:42:10,643 - WOO! WE MADE IT! 1131 00:42:10,667 --> 00:42:12,076 - THIS IS BEAUTIFUL. 1132 00:42:12,100 --> 00:42:13,910 - JUMP! 1133 00:42:13,934 --> 00:42:15,810 - AH! 1134 00:42:15,834 --> 00:42:20,176 - I HAVE ABSOLUTELY FALLEN IN LOVE WITH MAJORCA. 1135 00:42:20,200 --> 00:42:21,547 - THERE'S SOMETHING VERY WRONG WITH THIS. 1136 00:42:21,571 --> 00:42:22,609 - I DON'T THINK SO. 1137 00:42:22,633 --> 00:42:26,076 - VINCENT AND I, WE TEND TO BICKER. 1138 00:42:26,100 --> 00:42:27,309 - SEE, IT'S NOT... - THEY'RE MULTIPLYING. 1139 00:42:27,333 --> 00:42:28,747 - WAIT, WAIT, WAIT, WAIT, WAIT. 1140 00:42:28,771 --> 00:42:29,843 IS IT GOING THE RIGHT WAY? 1141 00:42:29,867 --> 00:42:33,710 I MEAN, DON'T ALL COUPLES BICKER? 1142 00:42:33,734 --> 00:42:36,779 - I WOULD NEVER WANT TO PAINT YOUR OPINION OF ANYBODY 1143 00:42:36,803 --> 00:42:37,910 BY MY OWN EXPERIENCE. 1144 00:42:37,934 --> 00:42:41,176 - IS IT SOMETHING THAT YOU CAN MOVE PAST? 1145 00:42:41,200 --> 00:42:43,047 - YOU KNOW I NEVER TALK [bleep] ABOUT ANYBODY. 1146 00:42:43,071 --> 00:42:45,876 LISA RINNA'S NEVER BEEN LOOKING FOR A PROBLEM. 1147 00:42:45,900 --> 00:42:48,147 LIKE, SAY SOME OF MY OTHER FRIENDS. 1148 00:42:48,171 --> 00:42:49,176 [phone ringing] 1149 00:42:49,200 --> 00:42:50,443 - HELLO? 1150 00:42:50,467 --> 00:42:53,776 THE MINUTE I ANSWERED I KNEW SOMETHING WAS WRONG. 1151 00:42:53,800 --> 00:42:55,446 I FEEL, LIKE, SICK IN MY STOMACH. 1152 00:42:55,470 --> 00:42:57,376 SO DISAPPOINTED BY HER CHOICE. 1153 00:42:57,400 --> 00:43:01,042 IT'S SUCH A DEVASTATING NEWS, HOW DID THIS HAPPEN? 1154 00:43:01,066 --> 00:43:02,643 - YOLANDA? 1155 00:43:02,667 --> 00:43:04,409 - TO LEARN MORE ABOUT THE HOUSEWIVES, 1156 00:43:04,433 --> 00:43:06,173 GO TO BRAVOTV.COM. 87230