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- PREVIOUSLY ON THE REAL
HOUSEWIVES OF BEVERLY HILLS...
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- I FEEL LIKE A PIECE
OF MEAT HANGING AT THE BUTCHER.
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- TODAY IS ABOUT US ALL
BONDING TODAY
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AND SPENDING TIME TOGETHER.
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- SLIDE. [women squeal, laugh]
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- SOMETIMES YOU NEED TO TALK
ABOUT THOSE THINGS TO MOVE ON.
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- WELL, TODAY'S NOT THE DAY.
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- YES, I'M A WITCH...
WICCA, WHICH IS WHAT I PRACTICE,
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MOTHER NATURE, ALL-ENCOMPASSING.
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- I LOVE ALL YOUR MAGIC...
BALLS.
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[laughter]
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- I DON'T LIKE
THE PANTIES, THOUGH.
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- OOH! I THINK THEY LOOK HOT.
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I'M NOT NOT A LESBIAN,
BUT I FIND WOMEN
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ATTRACTIVE AND BEAUTIFUL
AND SEXY.
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OH, MY GOD!
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KYLE, THERE IS THAT STORY
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ABOUT MAURICIO CHEATING
AND WHATNOT.
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LIKE, WHAT'S UP WITH THAT?
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- YOU JUST DECIDE TO BRING IT UP
OUT OF THE BLUE.
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- I DID IT TO HELP YOU.
IT WAS ALREADY A MAGAZINE STORY
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OUT THERE...
- THE HEADS-UP WAS TO HELP ME,
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BUT NOT AT THE LUNCH...
THAT DOESN'T HELP ME.
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DO YOU NOT SEE THE MAGNITUDE
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OF WHAT WE'VE BEEN GOING
THROUGH?
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- WHEN I'M ON MY PERIOD,
I'M A TOTAL BITCH.
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SO SOMETIMES I GET UPSET.
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- SO YOU'RE ON YOUR PERIOD NOW?
- OH!
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[upbeat music]
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I'M FROM THIS TOWN.
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I KNOW WHAT'S REAL
AND WHAT'S FAKE.
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- DON'T TELL ME YOU'RE
MY FRIEND... ACT LIKE ONE.
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- IN BEVERLY HILLS,
THE HIGHER YOU CLIMB,
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THE FARTHER YOU FALL.
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- EVERYBODY LOVES
A COMEBACK STORY,
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ESPECIALLY STARRING ME.
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- IN MY WORLD,
MONEY DOESN'T TALK... IT SWEARS.
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- YOU CAN NEVER BE TOO YOUNG,
TOO THIN, OR TOO HONEST.
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- LIFE IS A SEXY LITTLE DANCE,
AND I LIKE TO TAKE THE LEAD.
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- HI, MISS FOSTER.
- HEY, BLANKIE.
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- I HAVE WONDERFUL NEWS.
- WHAT?
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- YOUR BABIES IS IN THE POOL.
- AGAIN?
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- YES.
- OH, MY GOD.
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THAT'S DRIVING ME CRAZY.
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OH, AND SHE'S SLEEPING THERE
TOO NOW!
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- YES.
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- COME ON, GO AWAY!
THIS IS OUR POOL.
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NO, WE DON'T WANT BABIES
IN THE POOL.
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GOOD-BYE! [duck quacking]
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SHE'S GONNA COME BACK
ANY MINUTE.
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[laughs] [duck quacking]
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OKAY, BLANCA,
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CAN WE HAVE ONE BIG PLATE?
- YES.
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- I'M GONNA MAKE
SOME SANDWICHES,
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BECAUSE YOU KNOW
THEY'VE BEEN TRAVELING
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FOR 20-SOME HOURS,
SO THEY'RE GONNA BE HUNGRY.
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TODAY MY MOTHER AND MY BROTHER
ARE COMING FROM HOLLAND.
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[car horn honks]
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- THEY ARE HERE!
- THEY ARE?
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- YEAH. WE NEED TO GO.
- OKAY, WAIT. I'M COMING.
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I'M COMING, I'M COMING.
- THEY'RE PRETTY CLOSE.
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- OH, MY GOD,
I'M SO EXCITED, BLANCA!
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DAVID WILL BE RECEIVING THE STAR
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ON THE HOLLYWOOD WALK OF FAME.
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I'M SO EXCITED.
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AND I PLANNED THEIR TRIP
SO THEY COULD ATTEND THE EVENT,
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BECAUSE I THINK IT'S JUST
A ONCE-IN-A-LIFETIME EXPERIENCE.
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HI, GUYS!
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- HI!
- HI, BROTHER.
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HOW ARE YOU? - GOOD.
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- HI, MOM.
- HI.
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[all speaking Dutch]
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FOR MY FAMILY TO SEE ME
LIVE THIS KIND OF LIFE,
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IT'S SO FAR
BEYOND THEIR UNDERSTANDING
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OF WHERE WE COME FROM.
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[both laughing]
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OH, BROTHER!
YOU'RE TOO BIG FOR THIS BED.
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- YEAH.
- YOU'RE WAY TOO BIG
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FOR THIS BED. - YEAH.
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- LOOK, LEO,
LOOK HOW YOUNG YOU USED TO BE.
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LOOK AT YOU. - OH, WOW.
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- YOU LOOK LIKE A BABY.
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[speaking Dutch] - HANDSOME GUY.
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- CUTE BOY.
I WAS RAISED REALLY DISCIPLINED.
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I HAD TO IRON
EVERY FRIDAY AFTERNOON.
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I HAD TO MAKE MY BED
EVERY MORNING.
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AND I THINK IT'S MUCH HARDER
TO RAISE CHILDREN
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IN BEVERLY HILLS.
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OH, YOU BROUGHT ME
MY FAVORITE COOKIES!
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Both: STROOPWAFELS!
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- THEY'RE ALL YOURS.
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- MY MOM
IS AN EXTRAORDINARY WOMAN.
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MY FATHER DIED
WHEN I WAS SEVEN YEARS OLD,
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SO SHE DEDICATED HER LIFE
TO MY BROTHER AND I.
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I REMEMBER SITTING
IN THE CHURCH IN HOLLAND,
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AND I WAS SO LITTLE THAT MY FEET
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DIDN'T EVEN TOUCH THE FLOOR
ON THE CHURCH BENCH,
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AND I REMEMBER LOOKING
AT MY WHOLE FAMILY.
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AT THAT MOMENT, I DECIDED
THAT I HAD TO BE STRONG
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AND BE A BIG GIRL SO THAT
I COULD TAKE CARE OF MY FAMILY.
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AND I DID. I LEFT AT 16,
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AND I'VE PROVIDED FOR MY FAMILY
MY WHOLE LIFE.
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[speaking Dutch]
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OH. HONESTLY, BE CAREFUL.
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DON'T HIT YOUR HEAD IN THE POOL.
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[squealing, laughing]
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IT'S HARD TO BE AWAY
FROM YOUR FAMILY.
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I MEAN, I MISS MY MOM.
I MISS MY BROTHER.
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YOU KNOW, MY BROTHER'S
MY BEST FRIEND,
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AND THERE'S JUST NOTHING
LIKE FAMILY.
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AAH!
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- LEO!
- LEO!
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- YOU'RE SUCH A PAIN IN THE ASS.
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- SERIOUSLY?
WHO [bleep] DOES THIS?
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THIS IS THE GROSSEST THING EVER.
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I MEAN...
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COME [bleep] ON!
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OH, MY GOD!
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THIS PLACE JUST SMELLS LIKE
[bleep] PISS.
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OH, MY GOD!
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THESE DOGS... NOT ONLY
ARE THEY PART OF OUR FAMILY,
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THEY RUN US.
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I MEAN,
IT'S LIKE [bleep] REALITY.
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WELCOME TO WIPING KIDS' ASSES
AND PICKING UP DOG [bleep].
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NO MATTER HOW MUCH MONEY I HAVE,
I'M STILL GONNA DO IT.
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I HATE THEM AND I LOVE THEM
ALL AT THE SAME TIME.
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YOU GUYS KNOW YOU'RE IN TROUBLE.
COME HERE.
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BAD, BAD, BAD DOGS.
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YEP.
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YOU'RE IN TROUBLE.
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NOW GO. GO AWAY.
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OKAY, COME HERE.
I LOVE YOU AGAIN.
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[patting floor]
COME ON, I'M NOT MAD ANYMORE.
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[telephone ringing]
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HELLO? - HEY, B.
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- WHAT ARE YOU DOING?
- I'M SITTING HERE
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IN THE HOSPITAL ROOM
WITH YOUR GRANDMA.
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- HOW'S SHE FEELING?
- SHE'S GONNA HAVE
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SURGERY TODAY.
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- HEY, UH,
WELL, TELL HER I LOVE HER.
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I DIDN'T WANT TO CALL HER
AND BOTHER HER,
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'CAUSE I KNOW SHE CAN'T,
LIKE, HEAR THAT GREAT.
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I DIDN'T WANT TO LIKE,
BE YELLING.
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BUT, YOU KNOW,
I'M COMING TO SACRAMENTO
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ON THE 15TH...
ACTUALLY ON THE 14TH...
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AND I WAS HOPING
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TO STAY WITH YOU GUYS?
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- I'M OFF THAT DAY.
- OKAY, SO WHAT ARE YOU GUYS
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DOING FOR DAD'S BIRTHDAY?
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AM I GONNA BE INVITED? [laughs]
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RIGHT NOW
MY DAD AND I ARE ON A BREAK...
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ONE OF OUR MANY.
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I TEXTED HIM.
I GO, "IT'D REALLY SUCK
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IF YOU DIED
AND WE'RE NOT TALKING."
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[laughs] NOTHING BACK.
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- MM...
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- I'M GONNA WRITE DAD AN EMAIL
LIKE YOU SUGGESTED.
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- THAT'S A GOOD PLAN.
- I SHOULD PROBABLY SEND IT
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TO YOU BEFORE I SEND IT TO HIM
JUST TO GET YOUR THOUGHTS?
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- THAT WOULD BE FINE.
- IT JUST... IT'S SCARY
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AS WE GET OLDER TO TAKE BREAKS,
BECAUSE, GOD FORBID,
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SOMETHING HAPPENED
WHEN WE WERE ON A BREAK.
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I WOULD NEVER BE ABLE
TO LIVE WITH MYSELF
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IF I...
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THOUGHT...
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I DON'T WANT TO GO THERE.
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[sighs] GIRLS!
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IT'S, LIKE,
[bleep] NEVER-ENDING PISS.
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- ¿¿QUE TE PASA, PORTIA?
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- [laughs] I'M SPILLING.
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- DO YOU WANT SOME MILK
WITH THAT?
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- OKAY.
- HELLO!
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HELLO, HELLO, HELLO.
- HI, HONEY!
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- WHAT'S UP?
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- HOW ARE YOU?
- GOOD. AND YOU?
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- GOOD.
- HOW ARE YOU, MY LOVE?
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- VERY GOOD.
- YOU'RE GOOD?
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- I LOVE THOSE GLASSES ON YOU.
- AH, THANK YOU.
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HI, PORSHY-WORSHY. - HI.
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- CAN I HAVE A KISS?
GIVE ME A KISS.
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- THAT'S
A CHOCOLATE-COVERED KISS.
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- I LOVE
CHOCOLATE-COVERED KISSES.
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- WE JUST WASHED BAMBI... THAT'S
NOT EASY TO DO, LET ME TELL YOU.
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- DID YOU HELP MAMA?
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WAS IT EASY? - BORING.
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- IT WAS BORING?
- YOU WANT TO DO IT AGAIN?
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BY YOURSELF? - NO!
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[both laugh]
- I'M GONNA GO GET CHANGED,
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'CAUSE I FEEL DISGUSTING
AFTER WASHING THE DOG.
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- OKAY.
- SO LET ME GO CHANGE
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MY CLOTHES. GIVE ME A KISS.
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I DON'T BRING THE OUTSIDE
BULL[bleep] INTO OUR HOME
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I DON'T WANT ANY NEGATIVE
ENERGY IN OUR HOME
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AROUND MY FAMILY.
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WE KNOW WHAT WE HAVE.
WE KNOW WHO WE ARE.
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I HATE ALL THE TENSION
RIGHT NOW.
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- WHY IS THERE TENSION?
THERE SHOULDN'T BE ANY TENSION.
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- UM...
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NO, IT JUST FEELS...
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UNCOMFORTABLE.
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LISA HAS HURT MY FEELINGS NOW.
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YOU KNOW, SHE KNOWS WHAT
WE'VE BEEN GOING THROUGH
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WITH ALL THE LIES
IN THE TABLOIDS,
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AND SHE, YOU KNOW,
MAKES A JOKE TWICE,
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ONE OF THE JOKES
IN FRONT OF PORTIA.
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WHAT WAS THE POINT
OF BRINGING THAT UP?
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WHY DO THAT?
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- THIS IS WHERE THE RUMOR COMES
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THAT HE'S BEEN SEEN
WITH A YOUNGER WOMAN.
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[laughs]
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- MY CHARACTER IS THE ONE
THAT'S BEING ATTACKED RIGHT NOW.
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FOR THEM TO KNOW WHO I AM
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AND TO, LIKE, EVEN BE
SAYING THIS [bleep]...
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- WELL, THEY DID SAY...
- THAT'S RUDE.
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- THAT THEY DON'T BELIEVE IT,
AND THEY DID SAY THAT.
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BUT WHY BRING IT UP?
WHY KEEP BRINGING IT UP...
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- WELL,
IF THEY DON'T BELIEVE IT,
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THEN WHY ARE THEY
BRINGING IT UP?
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I THINK THAT THIS IS
ONE OF THOSE SITUATIONS
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WHERE LISA AND BRANDI
HAVE SOMETHING TO TALK ABOUT
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AGAINST KYLE. THEY HAVE...
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THEY ARE HAVING ISSUES
WITH KYLE,
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AND THEY'RE GONNA DO
THEIR BEST TO EXPLOIT THAT.
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- DID YOU WANT A CUP OF TEA?
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- I'D LOVE, LIKE, A SODA
OR SOMETHING.
226
00:09:53,500 --> 00:09:56,109
YESTERDAY WE WENT
TO THIS CIRCUS THING.
227
00:09:56,133 --> 00:09:57,747
RIGHT?
- SOUNDS HORRENDOUS TO ME.
228
00:09:57,771 --> 00:10:00,209
- OH, GOD.
IT WAS ACTUALLY QUITE FUNNY.
229
00:10:00,233 --> 00:10:02,147
AND I KEPT WORRYING
ABOUT MY SHOULDER
230
00:10:02,171 --> 00:10:04,209
BECAUSE I CAN'T...
- I PUT MY BACK OUT, I THINK.
231
00:10:04,233 --> 00:10:06,209
- OH, FOR GOD'S SAKE,
WHAT ARE WE LIKE?
232
00:10:06,233 --> 00:10:09,476
THEN WE WENT TO THE THOMPSON.
EVERYTHING'S FINE.
233
00:10:09,500 --> 00:10:11,710
WE ORDER APPETIZERS,
AND WE HAVE A GLASS OF WINE.
234
00:10:11,734 --> 00:10:14,476
I MEAN, I DO UNDERSTAND,
IN A WAY,
235
00:10:14,500 --> 00:10:17,543
THAT MAYBE KYLE'S
KIND OF DEALING WITH,
236
00:10:17,567 --> 00:10:19,476
YOU KNOW, THE THING
THAT'S GONE DOWN THE PRESS.
237
00:10:19,500 --> 00:10:21,976
IT'S HORRIBLE WHAT'S GONE DOWN.
238
00:10:22,000 --> 00:10:23,976
I MEAN, I DON'T KNOW
IF IT'S TRUE... I REALLY DON'T.
239
00:10:24,000 --> 00:10:25,509
DO I BELIEVE IT? NO.
240
00:10:25,533 --> 00:10:27,309
BUT I DON'T KNOW
WHAT'S GONE DOWN,
241
00:10:27,333 --> 00:10:30,009
YOU KNOW...
- NO, OF COURSE IT'S NOT TRUE.
242
00:10:30,033 --> 00:10:32,447
- WELL, YEAH, I DON'T KNOW.
- I DON'T FEEL
243
00:10:32,471 --> 00:10:34,409
FOR A MINUTE IT'S TRUE.
- I DON'T...
244
00:10:34,433 --> 00:10:37,109
LIKE, HOW CAN I SAY DEFINITELY
THAT YOU'RE NOT DOING...
245
00:10:37,133 --> 00:10:38,509
I DON'T KNOW
WHAT PEOPLE ARE DOING.
246
00:10:38,533 --> 00:10:40,109
BUT I'M SAYING
WHAT I'VE SAID PUBLICLY...
247
00:10:40,133 --> 00:10:41,609
I DON'T BELIEVE IT'S TRUE.
248
00:10:41,633 --> 00:10:43,509
- I MEAN, HE'S A BUDDY OF MINE,
249
00:10:43,533 --> 00:10:46,409
AND I WOULDN'T LET PEOPLE
SAY THAT.
250
00:10:46,433 --> 00:10:49,509
- FOR TWO MONTHS,
SHE NEVER EVEN CALLED.
251
00:10:49,533 --> 00:10:51,247
SHE NEVER TWEETED ANYTHING.
252
00:10:51,271 --> 00:10:54,376
SHE NEVER MADE A COMMENT,
A STATEMENT ON A RED CARPET.
253
00:10:54,400 --> 00:10:55,710
- ANYTHING OF SUPPORT.
254
00:10:55,734 --> 00:10:57,379
- BUT ONCE THE STORY LEAKED
255
00:10:57,403 --> 00:10:59,309
THAT SHE AND BRANDI
WERE BRINGING IT UP
256
00:10:59,333 --> 00:11:00,609
AND I FELT ATTACKED
257
00:11:00,633 --> 00:11:02,710
AND EVERYONE STARTED
GOING AFTER LISA,
258
00:11:02,734 --> 00:11:05,111
THEN SHE SAYS, "OH, DON'T
BELIEVE ANY OF THE B.S."
259
00:11:05,135 --> 00:11:06,343
- RIGHT.
- I KNOW EXACTLY WHY
260
00:11:06,367 --> 00:11:07,743
SHE DID THAT.
- IT'S A FAKE SUPPORT.
261
00:11:07,767 --> 00:11:09,409
- THAT WAS IN SUPPORT
OF HERSELF...
262
00:11:09,433 --> 00:11:10,680
- IT'S A FAKE SUPPORT.
- DEFENDING HER CHARACTER.
263
00:11:10,704 --> 00:11:12,142
- RIGHT.
264
00:11:12,166 --> 00:11:15,576
- TWO MONTHS TOO LATE.
- AGREED.
265
00:11:15,600 --> 00:11:17,409
- I KNOW A LOT OF PEOPLE
THAT KNOW MAURICIO,
266
00:11:17,433 --> 00:11:19,180
AND I'VE NEVER HEARD
ANYTHING LIKE THAT.
267
00:11:19,204 --> 00:11:21,676
- OH, KEN...
- I HAVEN'T, I'M SORRY.
268
00:11:21,700 --> 00:11:23,376
- WELL, WE'VE... OKAY.
269
00:11:23,400 --> 00:11:25,346
- I DEFINITELY DON'T BELIEVE IT.
270
00:11:25,370 --> 00:11:27,676
- BUT NOBODY KNOWS DEFINITIVELY.
LIKE, YOU CAN'T SAY,
271
00:11:27,700 --> 00:11:30,543
"OH, IT'S DEFINITELY NOT TRUE."
YOU LOOK LIKE AN IDIOT.
272
00:11:30,567 --> 00:11:32,476
YOU HAVE NO IDEA WHAT GOES ON.
- YOU SAY EXACTLY
273
00:11:32,500 --> 00:11:34,245
WHAT'S IN HERE, AND I DON'T...
274
00:11:34,269 --> 00:11:35,710
AND I DON'T THINK HE'S DONE IT.
275
00:11:35,734 --> 00:11:37,548
AND I DON'T THINK IT'S TRUE...
- NO.
276
00:11:37,572 --> 00:11:40,627
- I THINK YOU ALWAYS LOOK OUT
FOR YOUR FRIENDS.
277
00:11:42,400 --> 00:11:44,276
- I'M READING
SOME OF THIS [bleep],
278
00:11:44,300 --> 00:11:46,309
AND I'M WONDERING
WHO I'M READING ABOUT.
279
00:11:46,333 --> 00:11:48,142
WHO IS THIS MAN? - I KNOW.
280
00:11:48,166 --> 00:11:50,009
I KNOW.
- SO, YOU KNOW, I KNOW I CAN...
281
00:11:50,033 --> 00:11:51,580
- THAT'S WHY I LOVE YOU SO MUCH.
282
00:11:51,604 --> 00:11:53,309
- I LOVE YOU TOO.
283
00:11:53,333 --> 00:11:55,280
- I'LL WIPE THE LIP GLOSS OFF.
- THAT'S OKAY.
284
00:11:55,304 --> 00:11:58,443
I LIKE LIPSTICK,
ESPECIALLY YOURS.
285
00:11:58,467 --> 00:12:00,476
MWAH.
286
00:12:00,500 --> 00:12:02,209
- COMING UP...
287
00:12:02,233 --> 00:12:03,750
- RIGHT NOW THINGS
ARE SO, LIKE...
288
00:12:03,774 --> 00:12:06,109
- WHAT IS THAT?
289
00:12:06,133 --> 00:12:08,109
OH, MY GOD,
I'M JUST GETTING SCARED!
290
00:12:08,133 --> 00:12:13,103
- WAH HA HA HA HA!
291
00:12:26,500 --> 00:12:28,476
[cat meows] - I KNOW, I KNOW.
292
00:12:28,500 --> 00:12:30,730
I KNOW.
WE'RE GONNA MAKE YOU BETTER.
293
00:12:32,633 --> 00:12:34,550
- [meowing]
- I KNOW, SWEETIE.
294
00:12:34,574 --> 00:12:36,309
[door bell jingles]
295
00:12:36,333 --> 00:12:38,076
- HI. WELCOME TO LIMEHOUSE.
- HI.
296
00:12:38,100 --> 00:12:39,509
- THANK YOU.
- WHO DO YOU HAVE WITH YOU?
297
00:12:39,533 --> 00:12:41,609
- UM, ACTUALLY, MIDNIGHT.
298
00:12:41,633 --> 00:12:43,980
- MIDNIGHT?
- YEAH. I HAVE AN APPOINTMENT.
299
00:12:44,004 --> 00:12:48,376
MY ONE BLACK CAT, MIDNIGHT,
DECIDED THAT HE COULD TIGHTROPE
300
00:12:48,400 --> 00:12:50,676
ALONG ONE
OF OUR INTERIOR BALCONIES
301
00:12:50,700 --> 00:12:54,643
AND SLIPPED AND FELL
18 FEET TO THE GROUND.
302
00:12:54,667 --> 00:12:57,309
- I THINK YOU'RE INTERESTED
IN ACUPUNCTURE, RIGHT?
303
00:12:57,333 --> 00:13:00,509
- YES. [Midnight meowing]
304
00:13:00,533 --> 00:13:02,209
I KNOW MY CAT.
305
00:13:02,233 --> 00:13:04,480
I CAN SEE IT IN HIS EYES.
HE IS IN PAIN.
306
00:13:04,504 --> 00:13:06,309
HE WALKS LIKE HE'S BROKEN.
307
00:13:06,333 --> 00:13:08,242
COME ON, HONEY BUNNY.
308
00:13:08,266 --> 00:13:10,109
COME ON,
HONEY BUNNY, SWEETIE PIE.
309
00:13:10,133 --> 00:13:12,076
OH, I KNOW.
310
00:13:12,100 --> 00:13:13,576
- HE CAN ROAM AROUND
IF HE WANTS.
311
00:13:13,600 --> 00:13:15,309
- OH, THAT'D BE NICE.
- OKAY.
312
00:13:15,333 --> 00:13:16,979
SO THE DOCTOR WILL BE
RIGHT IN OKAY?
313
00:13:17,003 --> 00:13:18,347
- OKAY. NO, NO, DON'T JUMP DOWN.
314
00:13:18,371 --> 00:13:21,242
NO, NO, DON'T... OH, BLOODY HELL!
315
00:13:21,266 --> 00:13:22,509
MIDNIGHT.
316
00:13:22,533 --> 00:13:23,733
COME HERE. COME HERE.
317
00:13:28,000 --> 00:13:29,643
- HELLO.
318
00:13:29,667 --> 00:13:31,076
- HI.
319
00:13:31,100 --> 00:13:32,647
- I'M DR. GRAY.
- HI, DR. GRAY. I'M CARLTON.
320
00:13:32,671 --> 00:13:34,710
- NICE TO MEET YOU.
- NICE TO MEET YOU.
321
00:13:34,734 --> 00:13:36,710
BASICALLY, I THINK
I'VE EXHAUSTED ALL OPTIONS.
322
00:13:36,734 --> 00:13:39,181
LAST TIME WHEN HE FELL,
WE HEARD THIS BANG,
323
00:13:39,205 --> 00:13:41,576
AND I KNEW SOMETHING
HAD HAPPENED.
324
00:13:41,600 --> 00:13:44,376
HE LOOKED LIKE
HE'D TAKEN A TUMBLE.
325
00:13:44,400 --> 00:13:47,346
- OKAY, SO I THINK WE'LL DO
AN ACUPUNCTURE SESSION.
326
00:13:47,370 --> 00:13:49,476
- HOW BIG ARE THE NEEDLES?
[chuckles]
327
00:13:49,500 --> 00:13:51,409
- THEY'RE VERY SMALL.
THEY'RE LITTLE FACE NEEDLES
328
00:13:51,433 --> 00:13:53,247
FOR PEOPLE. - OH, OKAY, SO...
329
00:13:53,271 --> 00:13:56,009
SOME PEOPLE MAY THINK THAT
THIS IS A BEVERLY HILLS THING
330
00:13:56,033 --> 00:13:58,280
THAT PEOPLE DO... TAKE THEIR
ANIMALS TO AN ACUPUNCTURIST.
331
00:13:58,304 --> 00:13:59,743
NO, IT'S NOT.
332
00:13:59,767 --> 00:14:03,309
I DON'T GO TO SPAS.
MY CATS DON'T DO FACIALS.
333
00:14:03,333 --> 00:14:05,279
SO DOES ACUPUNCTURE FOR ANIMALS
334
00:14:05,303 --> 00:14:07,276
WORK THE SAME WAY
IT DOES FOR HUMANS?
335
00:14:07,300 --> 00:14:10,576
- YES. I MEAN, IT'S GOOD
FOR A LOT OF THINGS LIKE TRAUMA,
336
00:14:10,600 --> 00:14:13,076
RELEASING ENDORPHINS.
337
00:14:13,100 --> 00:14:15,309
- FOR ME, TO BE A WICCAN IS
338
00:14:15,333 --> 00:14:18,009
TO HAVE RESPECT FOR NATURE.
339
00:14:18,033 --> 00:14:21,147
WHEN I WAS A LITTLE GIRL,
I WOULD ALWAYS FIND ANIMALS,
340
00:14:21,171 --> 00:14:24,009
AND BEING A SINGLE CHILD,
THAT'S WHAT I CONNECTED WITH.
341
00:14:24,033 --> 00:14:26,343
SO, INSTEAD OF HAVING PLAYDATES,
342
00:14:26,367 --> 00:14:28,409
I WOULD HANG OUT WITH WILD BIRDS
343
00:14:28,433 --> 00:14:30,279
AND WILD CATS AND YOU NAME IT.
344
00:14:30,303 --> 00:14:32,710
- OKAY, HANDSOME, OKAY.
LET'S GET SOME NEEDLES IN YOU
345
00:14:32,734 --> 00:14:34,979
BEFORE YOU GET
TOO IRRITATED WITH US.
346
00:14:35,003 --> 00:14:36,409
- [meows]
- I KNOW, I KNOW.
347
00:14:36,433 --> 00:14:38,176
- OH, BABY.
348
00:14:38,200 --> 00:14:40,710
- GOOD BOY.
HE'S A LITTLE FEISTY.
349
00:14:40,734 --> 00:14:43,179
- STOP, STOP, STOP.
HEY, BABY, MIDNIGHT...
350
00:14:43,203 --> 00:14:46,009
IT'S OKAY, STOP, STOP. STOP.
- [laughs] NO SLAPPING MOM.
351
00:14:46,033 --> 00:14:47,609
- HERE, BABY, COME ON.
352
00:14:47,633 --> 00:14:49,676
- BUT, YOU KNOW, I FIND THAT
353
00:14:49,700 --> 00:14:51,576
EVEN IF THE NEEDLES
DON'T STAY IN THE FULL TIME...
354
00:14:51,600 --> 00:14:53,042
- [meows]
- HEY, HEY, HEY, HEY.
355
00:14:53,066 --> 00:14:54,176
- THERE'S A BENEFIT TO IT.
THAT'S FINE.
356
00:14:54,200 --> 00:14:56,176
WE GOT IT IN. - DON'T GET MAD.
357
00:14:56,200 --> 00:14:58,309
- WE GOT IT IN.
- IT'S OKAY. IT'S OKAY.
358
00:14:58,333 --> 00:15:01,273
- [meows]
- ALL RIGHT? DON'T BE MAD.
359
00:15:02,734 --> 00:15:05,042
- OKAY, HANDSOME.
360
00:15:05,066 --> 00:15:06,696
LET'S DO A LITTLE
NECK STRETCHING HERE.
361
00:15:08,200 --> 00:15:09,570
- [whispering] HI.
362
00:15:12,233 --> 00:15:15,047
I SEE SOME LIGHT BEHIND
HIS LITTLE CONCAVED EYES,
363
00:15:15,071 --> 00:15:17,276
AND I THINK
THAT'S THE RELEASE OF PAIN.
364
00:15:17,300 --> 00:15:20,470
I REALLY PRAY
THIS DOES HEAL HIM.
365
00:15:33,500 --> 00:15:35,409
- HELLO.
- HELLO, KYLE.
366
00:15:35,433 --> 00:15:37,376
- HI, CARINA.
- HOW ARE YOU?
367
00:15:37,400 --> 00:15:39,476
GOOD TO SEE YOU. - HOW ARE YOU?
368
00:15:39,500 --> 00:15:41,643
- I'M GOOD.
- GOOD TO SEE YOU.
369
00:15:41,667 --> 00:15:43,509
- HI.
- THIS IS MY FRIEND JOYCE.
370
00:15:43,533 --> 00:15:45,276
- HI. HI, JOYCE.
371
00:15:45,300 --> 00:15:47,047
- I'LL GIVE YOU
A KISS TOO, THEN.
372
00:15:47,071 --> 00:15:48,242
- HOW ARE YOU?
373
00:15:48,266 --> 00:15:49,609
- NICE TO MEET YOU.
- I'M VERY GOOD.
374
00:15:49,633 --> 00:15:51,242
- WE'RE GONNA LOOK
TEN YEARS YOUNGER
375
00:15:51,266 --> 00:15:52,509
WHEN WE LEAVE HERE. - OF COURSE!
376
00:15:52,533 --> 00:15:54,009
LET'S GET STARTED. - I LOVE IT.
377
00:15:54,033 --> 00:15:55,676
- OKAY, COME ON IN.
378
00:15:55,700 --> 00:15:57,509
- I ONLY GO TO CARINA
TO GET MY FACIALS,
379
00:15:57,533 --> 00:15:59,509
AND ANYTIME I MEET A FRIEND
THAT I REALLY LIKE,
380
00:15:59,533 --> 00:16:01,579
I DECIDE TO SHARE
MY LITTLE SECRET WITH THEM.
381
00:16:01,603 --> 00:16:03,547
- THIS DOES NOT FEEL LIKE
A FACIAL.
382
00:16:03,571 --> 00:16:06,976
- KIM, I'M TELLING YOU,
YOU'RE GONNA BE GORGEOUS!
383
00:16:07,000 --> 00:16:09,242
- LEGS UP, KYLE.
- OKAY.
384
00:16:09,266 --> 00:16:10,343
- LEGS UP.
- LEGS UP.
385
00:16:10,367 --> 00:16:12,042
- THAT'S LIKE... SERIOUSLY,
386
00:16:12,066 --> 00:16:14,242
IT'S LIKE
I'M GONNA DELIVER A BABY.
387
00:16:14,266 --> 00:16:16,142
- EXACTLY.
I NEED MICRODERMABRASIAN
388
00:16:16,166 --> 00:16:18,176
ON MY HANDS TOO.
I NEED A HAND JOB.
389
00:16:18,200 --> 00:16:20,676
- I MEAN, NOT A HAND JOB...
- A HAND JOB?
390
00:16:20,700 --> 00:16:22,309
- NO, THAT DID NOT SOUND RIGHT!
391
00:16:22,333 --> 00:16:24,647
- ALL RIGHTY!
- THAT WAS HILARIOUS.
392
00:16:24,671 --> 00:16:27,176
- THIS IS LIKE
THE PORTRAIT OF DORIAN GRAY...
393
00:16:27,200 --> 00:16:29,209
THE BEFORE AND THE AFTER.
394
00:16:29,233 --> 00:16:30,710
[Joyce laughing]
395
00:16:30,734 --> 00:16:32,448
- SO I WAS TALKING TO MICHAEL,
396
00:16:32,472 --> 00:16:34,643
BECAUSE I WANTED TO DO
LIKE A LITTLE GETAWAY.
397
00:16:34,667 --> 00:16:39,076
AND HE FOUND FOR ME THIS PLACE
HE WAS GONNA SHOOT AT
398
00:16:39,100 --> 00:16:41,309
IN PALM SPRINGS, AND IT USED
TO BE AN ARTIST COLONY,
399
00:16:41,333 --> 00:16:43,042
SO IT'S, LIKE,
A REALLY COOL THING.
400
00:16:43,066 --> 00:16:44,710
SO I TOLD HIM,
"MAYBE CAN YOU JUST GET IT
401
00:16:44,734 --> 00:16:46,279
"FOR SOME FRIENDS OF MINE
SO WE CAN DO
402
00:16:46,303 --> 00:16:48,276
A LITTLE GIRLS' THING
SINCE YOU HAVE WORK?"
403
00:16:48,300 --> 00:16:49,409
- I WOULD LOVE TO DO THAT,
ACTUALLY.
404
00:16:49,433 --> 00:16:51,276
- LET'S DO IT.
- I REALLY FEEL LIKE I NEED
405
00:16:51,300 --> 00:16:52,676
A DE-STRESSING...
- I WAS THINKING
406
00:16:52,700 --> 00:16:55,276
OF INVITING CARLTON AND BRANDI,
407
00:16:55,300 --> 00:16:56,976
MAYBE SOME OF THE GIRLS.
408
00:16:57,000 --> 00:16:58,476
- RIGHT NOW
THINGS ARE SO, LIKE...
409
00:16:58,500 --> 00:16:59,676
- WHAT IS THAT?
410
00:16:59,700 --> 00:17:03,242
OH, MY GOD,
I'M JUST GETTING SCARED!
411
00:17:03,266 --> 00:17:05,609
[both laughing]
412
00:17:05,633 --> 00:17:07,042
- CAN YOU HEAR ME?
413
00:17:07,066 --> 00:17:08,409
- I CAN HEAR YOU. [snorts]
414
00:17:08,433 --> 00:17:10,150
- YOU CAN INVITE WHO YOU WANT.
415
00:17:10,174 --> 00:17:11,643
[Joyce laughing]
416
00:17:11,667 --> 00:17:14,676
OR WE COULD JUST GO, YOU AND ME.
417
00:17:14,700 --> 00:17:16,409
SHE'S SO SWEET AND INNOCENT.
418
00:17:16,433 --> 00:17:18,343
AHH...
419
00:17:18,367 --> 00:17:20,144
SHE HAS NO CLUE
WHAT SHE'S IN FOR.
420
00:17:20,168 --> 00:17:22,009
HAVE YOU SEEN ANY OF THE GIRLS
421
00:17:22,033 --> 00:17:23,710
SINCE WE HAD LUNCH
AT THE ROOFTOP?
422
00:17:23,734 --> 00:17:25,643
- NO. NO, I HAVEN'T.
423
00:17:25,667 --> 00:17:28,543
ACTUALLY, I CALLED LISA,
BUT SHE WAS TOO BUSY.
424
00:17:28,567 --> 00:17:30,710
- YOU CALLED HER
TO GET TOGETHER?
425
00:17:30,734 --> 00:17:32,309
- MM-HMM.
426
00:17:32,333 --> 00:17:34,710
- IF SOMEBODY IS SAYING
427
00:17:34,734 --> 00:17:36,247
THAT I SAID SOMETHING
ABOUT LISA,
428
00:17:36,271 --> 00:17:38,376
I WOULD RATHER HAVE LISA
TELL ME TO MY FACE.
429
00:17:38,400 --> 00:17:39,746
- RIGHT.
- SO I WOULD THINK THAT
430
00:17:39,770 --> 00:17:41,309
SHE'S A LITTLE BIT OLDER,
431
00:17:41,333 --> 00:17:43,133
SO I WOULD THINK
SHE'S THE WISEST.
432
00:17:45,200 --> 00:17:47,576
I WOULD EXPECT HER
TO APPRECIATE ME
433
00:17:47,600 --> 00:17:49,076
BEING HONEST WITH HER.
434
00:17:49,100 --> 00:17:50,376
- THERE'S DIFFERENT RULES
FOR THEM...
435
00:17:50,400 --> 00:17:52,109
- I DON'T UNDERSTAND.
- THAN THERE ARE FOR ME,
436
00:17:52,133 --> 00:17:53,647
AND APPARENTLY FOR YOU TOO.
437
00:17:53,671 --> 00:17:55,676
JOYCE REALLY DOESN'T KNOW
LISA WELL YET.
438
00:17:55,700 --> 00:17:59,109
TAKES A LITTLE WHILE
TO GET TO KNOW LISA
439
00:17:59,133 --> 00:18:00,609
AND HAVE HER LET YOU IN.
440
00:18:00,633 --> 00:18:03,609
- AND IT'S... IT'S SILLY.
DO YOU KNOW WHAT I MEAN?
441
00:18:03,633 --> 00:18:05,609
- YEAH.
- SHE EITHER, YOU KNOW...
442
00:18:05,633 --> 00:18:07,479
- WHAT IS THAT?
- IF SHE LIKES YOU...
443
00:18:07,503 --> 00:18:09,609
- WAIT, WAIT, WAIT.
WHAT IS THAT?
444
00:18:09,633 --> 00:18:11,347
- THIS IS
THE HANNIBAL LECTER PART.
445
00:18:11,371 --> 00:18:13,109
- I'D FEEL LIKE I'M BEING
ELECTROCUTED.
446
00:18:13,133 --> 00:18:14,480
- I FEEL LIKE THAT TOO,
BUT I'M NOT.
447
00:18:14,504 --> 00:18:16,047
- OH, MY. [machine whirring]
448
00:18:16,071 --> 00:18:18,309
UH-OH. I'M SCARED. - NO.
449
00:18:18,333 --> 00:18:20,009
- KYLE.
450
00:18:20,033 --> 00:18:22,343
- WAH HA HA HA HA!
451
00:18:22,367 --> 00:18:25,676
- IS IT SUCKING ME UP?
- IT DOES BOTH.
452
00:18:25,700 --> 00:18:27,276
- [whimpering]
453
00:18:27,300 --> 00:18:29,409
- LOOK AT HER...
LOOK AT HER BODY JUMPING!
454
00:18:29,433 --> 00:18:31,176
- [laughing]
455
00:18:31,200 --> 00:18:32,443
AY, DIOS MIO!
456
00:18:32,467 --> 00:18:34,276
I AM THE MUMMY.
457
00:18:34,300 --> 00:18:36,443
OH! - YOU CAN THANK ME LATER.
458
00:18:36,467 --> 00:18:38,197
- NOW LOOK AT IT.
459
00:18:40,233 --> 00:18:43,509
- CARINA, MAKE ME LOOK NICE.
I WILL KEEP COMING.
460
00:18:43,533 --> 00:18:45,343
- TA-RAH!
461
00:18:45,367 --> 00:18:46,409
- TA-DA!
462
00:18:46,433 --> 00:18:48,009
- SO WHAT DO YOU THINK
I SHOULD DO?
463
00:18:48,033 --> 00:18:49,509
BECAUSE IT'S ALL VERY CHILDISH.
464
00:18:49,533 --> 00:18:51,079
- OR MAYBE IT'LL BE
DIFFERENT FOR YOU
465
00:18:51,103 --> 00:18:52,145
THAN IT HAS BEEN WITH ME.
466
00:18:52,169 --> 00:18:53,443
- EVEN WITH ALL THE ISSUES
467
00:18:53,467 --> 00:18:56,376
GOING ON IN THIS GROUP,
A TRIP TO PALM SPRINGS, TO ME,
468
00:18:56,400 --> 00:18:58,547
SEEMS LIKE THE BEST IDEA
FOR US TO TRY TO GET TOGETHER
469
00:18:58,571 --> 00:19:00,543
AND GET TO KNOW
EACH OTHER BETTER.
470
00:19:00,567 --> 00:19:02,676
- WHOO...
- HOW DOES IT LOOK?
471
00:19:02,700 --> 00:19:04,346
- NOW YOU'RE GONNA
GET PULLED OVER
472
00:19:04,370 --> 00:19:06,176
FOR BEING TOO YOUNG
TO DRIVE YOUR CAR.
473
00:19:06,200 --> 00:19:08,376
[both laughing]
474
00:19:08,400 --> 00:19:10,076
- COMING UP...
475
00:19:10,100 --> 00:19:11,976
- AS YOU KNOW, I'VE BEEN GOING
BACK AND FORTH TO NEW YORK.
476
00:19:12,000 --> 00:19:14,209
I'VE BEEN INTERVIEWING
WITH A COMPANY THERE
477
00:19:14,233 --> 00:19:19,033
IN MANHATTAN.
478
00:19:29,600 --> 00:19:33,276
- THIS IS MY SPOT.
EXCUSE ME. I'M GOING HERE.
479
00:19:33,300 --> 00:19:36,409
- OH, NO, OH, NO.
OH, THIS MAKES ME SO NERVOUS.
480
00:19:36,433 --> 00:19:38,450
MOM, YOU'RE GONNA HIT THE CURB.
481
00:19:38,474 --> 00:19:40,009
I JUST KNOW IT.
482
00:19:40,033 --> 00:19:41,547
I THINK YOU'RE A LITTLE FAR.
483
00:19:41,571 --> 00:19:43,276
- I JUST DON'T LIKE
TO GET TOO CLOSE
484
00:19:43,300 --> 00:19:44,743
'CAUSE OF MY TIRES.
485
00:19:44,767 --> 00:19:46,509
I THINK I'M GOOD.
486
00:19:46,533 --> 00:19:48,076
[laughs]
487
00:19:48,100 --> 00:19:50,109
- ALL RIGHT,
LET'S RUN TO THE STORE.
488
00:19:50,133 --> 00:19:51,350
- ALL RIGHT, SO HERE'S THE DEAL.
489
00:19:51,374 --> 00:19:54,276
WE'RE NOT GONNA WEAR A T-SHIRT
490
00:19:54,300 --> 00:19:57,176
TO GRADUATION, ARE WE?
- IT'S NOT A T-SHIRT.
491
00:19:57,200 --> 00:20:01,109
- KIMBERLY CAME HOME,
AND SHE SAID SHE...
492
00:20:01,133 --> 00:20:04,543
THINKS SHE FOUND A DRESS
TO WEAR TO GRADUATION.
493
00:20:04,567 --> 00:20:06,609
- OH, BOY, HERE WE GO.
494
00:20:06,633 --> 00:20:10,509
- BUT THE BAG WAS...
WEIGHED, LIKE, NOTHING.
495
00:20:10,533 --> 00:20:12,676
SO I OPENED UP THE BAG...
496
00:20:12,700 --> 00:20:14,142
[laughs]
497
00:20:14,166 --> 00:20:16,576
THAT'S NOT A DRESS.
498
00:20:16,600 --> 00:20:20,176
THAT'S...
THAT'S LIKE AN UNDERSHIRT.
499
00:20:20,200 --> 00:20:22,343
- THIS IS YOUR BIG DAY, GIRL.
500
00:20:22,367 --> 00:20:23,609
- HI, GUYS. all: HI.
501
00:20:23,633 --> 00:20:27,176
- WE'RE LOOKING
FOR A GRADUATION DRESS.
502
00:20:27,200 --> 00:20:30,409
- AW. CONGRATULATIONS.
503
00:20:30,433 --> 00:20:32,647
- SHE FOUND SOMETHING
SHE REALLY LIKES.
504
00:20:32,671 --> 00:20:34,476
- OKAY.
- I'M NOT CRAZY ABOUT IT.
505
00:20:34,500 --> 00:20:37,109
IT'S JUST A LITTLE, UM...
506
00:20:37,133 --> 00:20:38,576
SMALL. - IT'S NOT...
507
00:20:38,600 --> 00:20:41,047
YOU HAVEN'T EVEN SEEN IT ON ME.
YOU CAN'T EVEN SAY THAT.
508
00:20:41,071 --> 00:20:43,643
- LIKE THIS BIG, THIS LITTLE.
509
00:20:43,667 --> 00:20:45,244
I'D JUST LIKE TO SEE HER
MAYBE A LITTLE DRESSIER.
510
00:20:45,268 --> 00:20:47,726
- OKAY. THERE'S SOME GREAT
DRESSES THAT WE CAN SHOW YOU.
511
00:20:53,166 --> 00:20:55,743
- DID THIS DOG LEARN STUFF
AT TRAINING SCHOOL?
512
00:20:55,767 --> 00:20:57,376
- BARELY. BUT SHE'S SO SWEET.
513
00:20:57,400 --> 00:20:58,676
WE'RE SO IN LOVE WITH HER.
514
00:20:58,700 --> 00:21:01,009
HI, BAMBI. WE LOVE YOU.
515
00:21:01,033 --> 00:21:03,109
LITTLE BAMBI MANSKI.
- SHE'S CUTE.
516
00:21:03,133 --> 00:21:06,009
- MOM THREATENS TO GIVE HER
AWAY, LIKE, EVERY SINGLE DAY.
517
00:21:06,033 --> 00:21:08,247
- NO, I... BECAUSE THEY SAID
WE'RE GONNA GET THIS DOG.
518
00:21:08,271 --> 00:21:11,142
THEY SAID, "OH, WE'RE GONNA
CLEAN UP THE DOG POOP."
519
00:21:11,166 --> 00:21:13,042
- I DO!
- "WE'RE GONNA WALK..."
520
00:21:13,066 --> 00:21:14,443
- I DO.
- DON'T ALL KIDS SAY THAT?
521
00:21:14,467 --> 00:21:16,142
- MOM...
- YEAH, BUT THEY PROMISED,
522
00:21:16,166 --> 00:21:17,509
AND THEY'RE OLDER...
THEY'RE NOT, LIKE, BABIES.
523
00:21:17,533 --> 00:21:19,476
- I DO.
- THE SIGNS?
524
00:21:19,500 --> 00:21:21,245
I HAVE LITTLE REMINDERS
OVER THERE.
525
00:21:21,269 --> 00:21:24,643
AND NOBODY LISTENS.
I HAVE TO GO AND SAY, "GUYS..."
526
00:21:24,667 --> 00:21:27,142
YOU DON'T DO IT WILLINGLY.
527
00:21:27,166 --> 00:21:29,309
- WELL, THAT'S BECAUSE
MY DAY IS THURSDAY AND...
528
00:21:29,333 --> 00:21:30,747
- BUT YOU DON'T EVER DO
THURSDAY,
529
00:21:30,771 --> 00:21:33,509
AND THEN WHEN I ASK YOU FRIDAY,
YOU GO, "MY DAY'S THURSDAY."
530
00:21:33,533 --> 00:21:35,380
- YEAH, I DID IT LAST THURSDAY
AND THE THURSDAY BEFORE.
531
00:21:35,404 --> 00:21:39,276
- AND HOW LONG HAVE WE HAD
THE DOG... SINCE NOVEMBER.
532
00:21:39,300 --> 00:21:42,200
YEP. THIS IS MY GLAMOROUS LIFE.
533
00:21:44,567 --> 00:21:46,576
- I DON'T LIKE THE COLORS
IN THIS.
534
00:21:46,600 --> 00:21:48,476
I JUST WANT SOMETHING SIMPLE.
535
00:21:48,500 --> 00:21:51,209
YOU COULD DO A SKIRT. THIS IS...
536
00:21:51,233 --> 00:21:53,042
- [sighs]
537
00:21:53,066 --> 00:21:56,343
- LIKE, I'D LOVE A LITTLE
FLOWERED FABRIC OR SOMETHING.
538
00:21:56,367 --> 00:21:57,543
- UH, NOT ON ME.
539
00:21:57,567 --> 00:21:59,276
- TOO WHAT?
- YEAH.
540
00:21:59,300 --> 00:22:01,209
THAT'S A LOT FOR HER.
541
00:22:01,233 --> 00:22:02,509
THAT'S VERY PRETTY.
542
00:22:02,533 --> 00:22:05,009
SEE, NOW,
THIS IS SOMETHING I CAN SEE.
543
00:22:05,033 --> 00:22:06,176
WHEN YOU'RE AN ACTRESS,
544
00:22:06,200 --> 00:22:07,547
I DIDN'T HAVE
A TRADITIONAL HIGH SCHOOL.
545
00:22:07,571 --> 00:22:09,309
I DIDN'T GO TO HIGH SCHOOL.
546
00:22:09,333 --> 00:22:11,242
I WORKED, SO I WAS TUTORED.
547
00:22:11,266 --> 00:22:13,343
THAT I CAN SEE, FOR SURE.
548
00:22:13,367 --> 00:22:15,643
- I NEED TO EASE UP A BIT.
549
00:22:15,667 --> 00:22:18,576
- I DON'T THINK ANYBODY
COULD POSSIBLY UNDERSTAND
550
00:22:18,600 --> 00:22:21,376
HOW MUCH IT MEANS TO ME
551
00:22:21,400 --> 00:22:23,509
THAT MY CHILDREN
GOT THE EDUCATION
552
00:22:23,533 --> 00:22:26,309
THAT I SO TRULY,
TRULY LOVED AND WANTED.
553
00:22:26,333 --> 00:22:28,109
- OKAY, WELL, SHOULD WE TRY
WHAT WE HAVE SO FAR?
554
00:22:28,133 --> 00:22:29,333
- LET'S TRY WHAT WE HAVE HERE.
555
00:22:31,433 --> 00:22:33,479
- SO DID YOU LOOK
AT ANY SCHOOLS IN NEW YORK
556
00:22:33,503 --> 00:22:35,109
WHEN YOU GUYS WENT?
- NO, NOT YET.
557
00:22:35,133 --> 00:22:37,247
BUT I'M GONNA GO
LOOK AT SCHOOLS.
558
00:22:37,271 --> 00:22:39,543
DIDN'T YOU SAY YOU WANTED TO GO
WITH ME AND KIMBERLY?
559
00:22:39,567 --> 00:22:41,543
- I REALLY... I TOLD KIMBERLY...
560
00:22:41,567 --> 00:22:43,343
MAYBE AUNT KIM AND KIMBERLY,
WE CAN ALL GO TOGETHER
561
00:22:43,367 --> 00:22:44,643
AND GO A WEEKEND.
- IT'LL BE FUN.
562
00:22:44,667 --> 00:22:48,509
- ALEXIA IS ONE YEAR YOUNGER
THAN KIMBERLY,
563
00:22:48,533 --> 00:22:50,147
SO I KNOW THAT IT'S MY TURN NEXT
564
00:22:50,171 --> 00:22:52,676
TO HAVE ONE OF MY DAUGHTERS
GO OFF TO COLLEGE AGAIN.
565
00:22:52,700 --> 00:22:57,042
AS PROUD AS I AM
AND AS PROUD AS I WILL BE,
566
00:22:57,066 --> 00:23:01,309
I WANT MY CHILD HERE WITH ME
WHERE SHE BELONGS.
567
00:23:01,333 --> 00:23:03,480
BUT DON'T YOU THINK THERE ARE
A LOT OF GOOD SCHOOLS HERE
568
00:23:03,504 --> 00:23:05,176
THAT YOU WOULD WANT TO GO TO?
569
00:23:05,200 --> 00:23:07,045
I MEAN, DO YOU WANT
TO STAY CLOSE TO HOME?
570
00:23:07,069 --> 00:23:08,443
- I'M FINE WITH HERE OR AWAY.
571
00:23:08,467 --> 00:23:10,409
- OKAY, SO SHE'S FINE
WITH HERE OR AWAY.
572
00:23:10,433 --> 00:23:12,447
SO WHY DO YOU WANT
TO PUSH HER AWAY?
573
00:23:12,471 --> 00:23:14,244
- WELL, SHE'D RATHER BE AWAY,
I THINK.
574
00:23:14,268 --> 00:23:16,176
- LISTEN, I'M FINE
WITH EITHER WAY,
575
00:23:16,200 --> 00:23:18,976
BUT I DON'T WANT TO BE PUSHED
OR PRESSURED TO STAY.
576
00:23:19,000 --> 00:23:21,743
I JUST WANT TO MAKE THAT CLEAR.
[laughs]
577
00:23:21,767 --> 00:23:25,176
- OBVIOUSLY,
I WANT YOU TO STAY CLOSE BY,
578
00:23:25,200 --> 00:23:28,710
BUT WHEREVER YOU GO,
I'M JUST HAPPY YOU'RE GOING.
579
00:23:28,734 --> 00:23:30,710
I MEAN, TO THIS DAY,
580
00:23:30,734 --> 00:23:32,710
WHEN WE'RE, LIKE, IN A GROUP
AT A DINNER OR SOMETHING
581
00:23:32,734 --> 00:23:35,751
AND SOMEONE TALKS ABOUT, YOU
KNOW, WHAT COLLEGE I WENT TO,
582
00:23:35,775 --> 00:23:37,276
I...
583
00:23:37,300 --> 00:23:40,242
I'M SO UPSET I NEVER WENT.
584
00:23:40,266 --> 00:23:42,209
I REGRET IT. I WAS HAVING YOU.
585
00:23:42,233 --> 00:23:44,080
I'M HAPPY.
- THAT WAS A GOOD EXCUSE.
586
00:23:44,104 --> 00:23:46,109
- I DO HAVE A GOOD EXCUSE.
587
00:23:46,133 --> 00:23:49,009
I ALWAYS THOUGHT
THAT I WOULD CONTINUE MY ACTING
588
00:23:49,033 --> 00:23:51,379
UNTIL I WENT TO COLLEGE
AND THEN BECOME A LAWYER.
589
00:23:51,403 --> 00:23:54,609
BUT, OBVIOUSLY, DESTINY
HAD A DIFFERENT PLAN FOR ME
590
00:23:54,633 --> 00:23:57,450
BECAUSE I HAD FARRAH
WHEN I WAS 19 YEARS OLD.
591
00:23:57,474 --> 00:23:59,109
I TOOK A DIFFERENT PATH.
592
00:23:59,133 --> 00:24:00,580
IT WAS AN AMAZING PATH,
593
00:24:00,604 --> 00:24:04,076
BUT NOW I LIVE VICARIOUSLY
THROUGH YOU GUYS.
594
00:24:04,100 --> 00:24:07,170
BUT IT'S GONNA BE HARD.
595
00:24:08,333 --> 00:24:10,076
- I KNOW.
596
00:24:10,100 --> 00:24:12,409
- ANYWAY, WHO WANTS DINNER?
597
00:24:12,433 --> 00:24:14,533
- ME.
- LET ME GET THE SALMON OUT.
598
00:24:16,400 --> 00:24:18,476
[woman laughing]
599
00:24:18,500 --> 00:24:20,276
- OKAY, I LIKE THAT.
600
00:24:20,300 --> 00:24:23,376
I THINK THAT'S EVEN PRETTIER
THAN THE PINK ONE.
601
00:24:23,400 --> 00:24:25,109
- I JUST HAVE A QUESTION TO YOU.
- YEAH?
602
00:24:25,133 --> 00:24:26,979
- AM I GOING
TO A BUSINESS MEETING?
603
00:24:27,003 --> 00:24:28,509
BECAUSE IF I AM, THEN GREAT.
604
00:24:28,533 --> 00:24:31,247
LET'S SLIP ON THIS DRESS,
AND LET'S GET TO GOING, BUT...
605
00:24:31,271 --> 00:24:33,109
- KIMBERLY, I LOVE THAT ON YOU.
606
00:24:33,133 --> 00:24:34,409
- THIS IS VERY CONSERVATIVE,
607
00:24:34,433 --> 00:24:36,579
BUT THAT'S WHAT GRADUATION,
I THINK...
608
00:24:36,603 --> 00:24:38,976
ISN'T GRADUATION CONSERVATIVE?
- IT'S CONSERVATIVE.
609
00:24:39,000 --> 00:24:40,676
- IT IS HER DAY.
610
00:24:40,700 --> 00:24:42,976
BUT WE MUST COMPROMISE HERE.
611
00:24:43,000 --> 00:24:44,476
- I MEAN,
I COULD JUST WEAR THIS.
612
00:24:44,500 --> 00:24:46,247
FORGET THE SHORTS, RIGHT?
- I'M JUST HOPING
613
00:24:46,271 --> 00:24:49,242
THAT WE MIGHT COME
TO A DECISION.
614
00:24:49,266 --> 00:24:51,096
- WE DID. THESE ARE SUMMERY.
615
00:25:06,233 --> 00:25:08,409
- WILL YOU PREPARE THE CHICKEN?
616
00:25:08,433 --> 00:25:09,609
- MM-HMM.
- ROAST CHICKEN.
617
00:25:09,633 --> 00:25:11,109
COULDN'T GET FILET MIGNON.
618
00:25:11,133 --> 00:25:12,479
- YEAH. SOUNDS GREAT.
619
00:25:12,503 --> 00:25:14,409
- YOU DON'T COME AS OFTEN
AS YOU SHOULD DO.
620
00:25:14,433 --> 00:25:16,147
- I KNOW, I KNOW.
- WE HAD A RULE
621
00:25:16,171 --> 00:25:18,576
THAT YOU'D COME OVER
AND STAY ONCE A WEEK...
622
00:25:18,600 --> 00:25:22,242
SAME WITH MAX.
- MAX IS NOW ONCE A YEAR.
623
00:25:22,266 --> 00:25:25,343
- I DO HAVE TO REMIND PANDORA,
624
00:25:25,367 --> 00:25:27,009
JASON, AND MAX
625
00:25:27,033 --> 00:25:29,109
JUST THAT WE NEED TIME TOGETHER.
626
00:25:29,133 --> 00:25:32,547
WE NEED TIME JUST TO STOP,
EVEN IF IT'S ONE NIGHT A WEEK.
627
00:25:32,571 --> 00:25:35,476
OKAY, SHOULD WE TAKE THIS OUT?
- YEAH, YEAH.
628
00:25:35,500 --> 00:25:38,209
- THERE'S SOMETHING ABOUT
JUST BEING AT HOME AND COOKING.
629
00:25:38,233 --> 00:25:40,180
TO ME, ABSOLUTELY THE BEST TIME
630
00:25:40,204 --> 00:25:43,443
IS REALLY WHEN I'M BACK
IN MOTHER/WIFE MODE.
631
00:25:43,467 --> 00:25:46,743
I JUST LOVE THAT.
- WELL, THIS IS PERFECT.
632
00:25:46,767 --> 00:25:48,109
OOH, IT LOOKS GREAT. - WOW!
633
00:25:48,133 --> 00:25:50,009
- THIS IS SO MUCH BETTER
THAN GOING OUT.
634
00:25:50,033 --> 00:25:51,280
CHEERS, DARLING.
- CHEERS, EVERYONE.
635
00:25:51,304 --> 00:25:53,009
- WE'VE BEEN TRAVELING AROUND
LIKE CRAZY.
636
00:25:53,033 --> 00:25:54,480
- YEAH. WE JUST GOT BACK
FROM EUROPE.
637
00:25:54,504 --> 00:25:56,042
- WHAT ABOUT VILLA D'ESTE?
638
00:25:56,066 --> 00:25:57,710
WASN'T THAT THE MOST BEAUTIFUL
PLACE IN THE WORLD?
639
00:25:57,734 --> 00:25:59,111
- LAKE COMO IS THE BEST.
- I KNOW.
640
00:25:59,135 --> 00:26:00,550
- YOU HAVE TO GET A HOUSE THERE.
641
00:26:00,574 --> 00:26:03,276
WE WILL GET A HOUSE THERE,
EVENTUALLY.
642
00:26:03,300 --> 00:26:05,576
- DO YOU THINK THAT...
I KIND OF HAVE THESE THOUGHTS
643
00:26:05,600 --> 00:26:07,747
ABOUT MOVING BACK TO FRANCE.
- SO GO BACK TO FRANCE.
644
00:26:07,771 --> 00:26:09,409
WHAT'S STOPPING YOU?
645
00:26:09,433 --> 00:26:11,479
- I CAN'T BE AWAY FROM YOU TWO.
646
00:26:11,503 --> 00:26:13,509
YOU KNOW, MAX AND YOU, IT'S...
647
00:26:13,533 --> 00:26:15,579
- IT'S ALWAYS NICE COMING BACK.
648
00:26:15,603 --> 00:26:18,247
AS YOU KNOW, I'VE BEEN GOING
BACK AND FORTH TO NEW YORK.
649
00:26:18,271 --> 00:26:21,076
- LISTEN TO THIS.
650
00:26:21,100 --> 00:26:23,443
- BUT NOTHING'S COME
OF THAT YET, HAS IT?
651
00:26:23,467 --> 00:26:25,476
- WELL, I'VE BEEN INTERVIEWING
WITH A COMPANY THERE
652
00:26:25,500 --> 00:26:27,376
IN MANHATTAN.
653
00:26:27,400 --> 00:26:29,346
- WHAT, TO WORK
IN NEW YORK, THOUGH?
654
00:26:29,370 --> 00:26:31,042
- YEAH.
- I DON'T LIKE THAT IDEA.
655
00:26:31,066 --> 00:26:32,443
- YOU KNOW I FINISHED
BUSINESS SCHOOL.
656
00:26:32,467 --> 00:26:34,443
- YOU'LL MISS PANDY
WHEN YOU'RE THERE.
657
00:26:34,467 --> 00:26:36,609
- [laughs]
- YOU CAN'T MOVE TO NEW YORK.
658
00:26:36,633 --> 00:26:39,347
LET ME TELL YOU,
I MOVED HERE... OR WE MOVED HERE...
659
00:26:39,371 --> 00:26:41,209
BECAUSE PANDY WANTED TO GO
TO PEPPERDINE.
660
00:26:41,233 --> 00:26:42,547
YOU'RE NOT MOVING TO NEW YORK.
661
00:26:42,571 --> 00:26:44,276
OTHERWISE,
WE'VE GOT TO MOVE AGAIN.
662
00:26:44,300 --> 00:26:47,045
- IT'S A GREAT OPPORTUNITY.
IT'S A WINE AND SPIRITS COMPANY.
663
00:26:47,069 --> 00:26:49,509
THERE'S REALLY NOT MUCH
IN L.A. FOR THAT.
664
00:26:49,533 --> 00:26:51,309
- EVERYTHING'S HERE.
YOU CAN'T DO THAT.
665
00:26:51,333 --> 00:26:53,409
- YOU CAN'T FIND SOMETHING HERE?
- I'VE TRIED.
666
00:26:53,433 --> 00:26:55,009
- YOU'VE GOT TO DO
WHAT YOU WANT TO DO.
667
00:26:55,033 --> 00:26:57,476
HOWEVER, I WILL BE
REALLY UNHAPPY.
668
00:26:57,500 --> 00:26:59,476
- HE'S, YOU KNOW,
PUT IN ALL THIS TIME
669
00:26:59,500 --> 00:27:01,409
GETTING HIS MBA IN MARKETING
670
00:27:01,433 --> 00:27:04,679
AND LOOKING INTO SPIRITS
AND WINES AND ALL OF THAT...
671
00:27:04,703 --> 00:27:06,476
- WHAT ABOUT TOILET PAPER?
- YEAH, RIGHT.
672
00:27:06,500 --> 00:27:08,209
- WHY ARE YOU TALKING
ABOUT TOILET PAPER?
673
00:27:08,233 --> 00:27:10,209
- SELL TOILET PAPER.
MARKET THAT... I DON'T CARE.
674
00:27:10,233 --> 00:27:13,147
ANYTHING BUT WINES AND SPIRITS.
I DON'T WANT HIM TO GO.
675
00:27:13,171 --> 00:27:15,076
- IT'S TOUGH TO GET A GOOD JOB.
I KNOW THAT.
676
00:27:15,100 --> 00:27:17,376
SO I DON'T WANT TO KIND OF
PUT THE REINS ON THEM.
677
00:27:17,400 --> 00:27:19,609
HOWEVER, HOLD ON A SECOND.
678
00:27:19,633 --> 00:27:22,476
WE ONLY MOVED TO L.A.
BECAUSE OF PANDORA.
679
00:27:22,500 --> 00:27:24,676
WE ARE NOT MOVING
TO NEW YORK NOW.
680
00:27:24,700 --> 00:27:26,245
IF I HAVE ANYTHING
TO DO WITH IT,
681
00:27:26,269 --> 00:27:28,743
THEY WILL NOT BE GOING
ANYWHERE SOON.
682
00:27:28,767 --> 00:27:31,076
YOU CAN'T GET ALL THAT
IN YOUR MOUTH.
683
00:27:31,100 --> 00:27:32,176
[laughter]
684
00:27:32,200 --> 00:27:33,609
NOW IT'S DOWN YOUR SHIRT!
685
00:27:33,633 --> 00:27:35,543
JESUS.
686
00:27:35,567 --> 00:27:36,976
- COMING UP...
687
00:27:37,000 --> 00:27:38,376
- DID YOU JUST SEE
WHAT I JUST SAW?
688
00:27:38,400 --> 00:27:39,710
MR. STEVIE WONDER.
689
00:27:39,734 --> 00:27:42,009
[cheers and applause]
690
00:27:42,033 --> 00:27:43,109
- HEY, STEVIE.
691
00:27:43,133 --> 00:27:47,103
[applause]
692
00:27:54,266 --> 00:27:55,509
- MOM?
- YEAH.
693
00:27:55,533 --> 00:27:57,250
- IS MY GOWN...
HAS IT BEEN IN THE DRYER?
694
00:27:57,274 --> 00:27:59,009
- YEAH. I CAN GO GET IT.
695
00:27:59,033 --> 00:28:00,448
- I HAVE TO LEAVE HERE
IN, LIKE, FIVE MINUTES.
696
00:28:00,472 --> 00:28:01,743
- DO I HAVE TIME TO IRON THAT?
- YEAH.
697
00:28:01,767 --> 00:28:03,376
- I'M A LITTLE CONCERNED
698
00:28:03,400 --> 00:28:05,643
ABOUT MY IRONING SKILLS.
699
00:28:05,667 --> 00:28:07,710
- OKAY, WHAT ARE YOU DOING?
- KIM, DO YOU LOVE IT?
700
00:28:07,734 --> 00:28:09,351
- I'M IRONING. LET ME SEE.
701
00:28:09,375 --> 00:28:11,376
I'M SURE I CAN DO THIS.
702
00:28:11,400 --> 00:28:12,409
SEE?
703
00:28:12,433 --> 00:28:13,710
OH... - GOOD?
704
00:28:13,734 --> 00:28:16,051
- REALLY PRETTY.
- OKAY. I'LL BE BACK.
705
00:28:16,075 --> 00:28:18,209
♪♪ I'LL BE BACK ♪♪
706
00:28:18,233 --> 00:28:20,609
- SHE'S LIKE EVERY MOM'S DREAM,
EVERY MOM AND DAD'S.
707
00:28:20,633 --> 00:28:21,676
SHE'S SO SWEET.
708
00:28:21,700 --> 00:28:24,009
- I'M READY FOR THIS.
709
00:28:24,033 --> 00:28:25,142
IT'S HERE.
710
00:28:25,166 --> 00:28:26,509
KIMBERLY'S GRADUATING.
711
00:28:26,533 --> 00:28:29,209
- I'M WALKING OUT!
- OKAY.
712
00:28:29,233 --> 00:28:31,443
- TO GROW UP AS I DID
713
00:28:31,467 --> 00:28:34,309
WANTING TO BE AT SCHOOL...
714
00:28:34,333 --> 00:28:36,076
BUT BEING AT WORK...
715
00:28:36,100 --> 00:28:39,376
THIS IS BY FAR
ONE OF THE PROUDEST DAYS...
716
00:28:39,400 --> 00:28:40,543
OF MY LIFE.
717
00:28:40,567 --> 00:28:42,309
[gasps]
718
00:28:42,333 --> 00:28:45,009
LOOK! OH, THAT'S SO PRETTY.
719
00:28:45,033 --> 00:28:46,376
- I LOVE THE HOOPS.
720
00:28:46,400 --> 00:28:47,647
- THANK YOU. YOU LIKE IT?
721
00:28:47,671 --> 00:28:49,609
WHERE'S MY ROBE?
722
00:28:49,633 --> 00:28:52,050
- OH, I'M GETTING IT.
OKAY, DON'T WRINKLE IT.
723
00:28:52,074 --> 00:28:55,309
- I SHOULDN'T BE LATE.
- LET ME GET THE ROBE.
724
00:28:55,333 --> 00:28:56,550
- THIS ALWAYS HAPPENS.
725
00:28:56,574 --> 00:28:59,042
EVERYTHING
IS ALWAYS SO LAST MINUTE.
726
00:28:59,066 --> 00:29:00,976
- I'LL SEE YOU.
- I LOVE YOU.
727
00:29:01,000 --> 00:29:02,176
- I LOVE YOU SO MUCH.
728
00:29:02,200 --> 00:29:03,609
NO SPEEDING, KIMBERLY.
729
00:29:03,633 --> 00:29:05,743
- LOVE YOU GUYS!
- I AM...
730
00:29:05,767 --> 00:29:07,543
[laughs] HERE...
731
00:29:07,567 --> 00:29:09,609
HERE... EVERYWHERE.
732
00:29:09,633 --> 00:29:13,643
I'M REALLY PREPARED
FOR HER TO...
733
00:29:13,667 --> 00:29:15,142
TO LEAVE.
734
00:29:15,166 --> 00:29:17,109
I THINK I'M READY FOR THIS.
735
00:29:17,133 --> 00:29:20,173
[sighs deeply]
736
00:29:29,734 --> 00:29:31,247
- WE'RE GONNA HAVE A LOT OF FUN.
737
00:29:31,271 --> 00:29:33,276
THERE'S A LOT
OF GREAT PEOPLE HERE TODAY
738
00:29:33,300 --> 00:29:35,076
AS WE HONOR DAVID FOSTER,
739
00:29:35,100 --> 00:29:38,309
ONE OF OUR MOST NOTABLE
MUSIC HONOREES EVER.
740
00:29:38,333 --> 00:29:40,047
AND, OF COURSE,
GREAT LOCATION HERE...
741
00:29:40,071 --> 00:29:43,042
RIGHT IN FRONT OF THE HISTORIC
CAPITOL RECORDS TOWER,
742
00:29:43,066 --> 00:29:44,710
WHERE WE HAVE HAD
SOME GREAT CEREMONIES
743
00:29:44,734 --> 00:29:46,242
THE LAST FEW YEARS.
744
00:29:46,266 --> 00:29:49,076
WE FINISHED INSTALLING
ALL FOUR BEATLES STARS...
745
00:29:49,100 --> 00:29:54,543
- OKAY, WHAT ARE WE GONNA DO
WITH YOUR PHONES AND STUFF?
746
00:29:54,567 --> 00:29:56,576
YOU DON'T NEED THAT.
[David playiYOUR GUM.
747
00:29:56,600 --> 00:29:58,209
- I'LL GET RID OF IT.
- GIVE IT TO ME!
748
00:29:58,233 --> 00:29:59,710
- I'LL GET RID OF IT.
- GIVE IT TO ME.
749
00:29:59,734 --> 00:30:01,579
- I'LL GET RID OF IT.
- GIVE IT TO ME NOW.
750
00:30:01,603 --> 00:30:04,576
I THINK GETTING A STAR
ON THE HOLLYWOOD WALK OF FAME
751
00:30:04,600 --> 00:30:06,209
IS A HUGE DEAL.
752
00:30:06,233 --> 00:30:09,476
IT'S A BIG ACKNOWLEDGEMENT
OF 40 YEARS
753
00:30:09,500 --> 00:30:10,576
IN THE MUSIC BUSINESS.
754
00:30:10,600 --> 00:30:12,242
- HI, SWEETHEART.
- HI, SWEETIE.
755
00:30:12,266 --> 00:30:13,743
LOOK HOW CUTE YOU ARE.
- YEAH, LOOK AT HER.
756
00:30:13,767 --> 00:30:16,076
- LOOK AT YOU, HOT MAMA.
757
00:30:16,100 --> 00:30:17,309
- SO IT'S THE BEATLES...
758
00:30:17,333 --> 00:30:19,079
NO, NO, I MEAN,
THE BEATLES ARE THERE
759
00:30:19,103 --> 00:30:21,646
AND THEN BUDDY HOLLY
AND THEN ME AND THEN YOU.
760
00:30:21,670 --> 00:30:23,044
- OH, DAVID!
- ISN'T THAT COOL
761
00:30:23,068 --> 00:30:24,409
THAT WE'RE TOGETHER?
762
00:30:24,433 --> 00:30:27,509
NATALIE COLE IS SUCH
A BRIGHT SPOT IN MY LIFE.
763
00:30:27,533 --> 00:30:30,509
SHE'S A REAL, TRUE FRIEND,
NOT A HOLLYWOOD FRIEND.
764
00:30:30,533 --> 00:30:33,247
WE SHARED, OF COURSE,
THE UNFORGETTABLE ALBUM
765
00:30:33,271 --> 00:30:35,343
AND THE DUET WITH HER FATHER,
WHICH I PRODUCED.
766
00:30:35,367 --> 00:30:38,276
- SO YOU END UP SLEEPING
TOGETHER AT LAST.
767
00:30:38,300 --> 00:30:39,676
- FOREVER. FOREVER.
- AT LAST.
768
00:30:39,700 --> 00:30:41,670
- FOREVER.
- FOREVER. OH...
769
00:30:49,567 --> 00:30:51,676
- THIS ISN'T THE FIRST TIME
THAT I'VE BEEN INVITED
770
00:30:51,700 --> 00:30:55,176
TO SOMEBODY RECEIVING THEIR STAR
ON THE HOLLYWOOD WALK OF FAME.
771
00:30:55,200 --> 00:30:58,676
MY SON'S GODMOTHER'S HUSBAND,
SLASH, GOT HIS,
772
00:30:58,700 --> 00:31:01,530
AND WE WERE INVITED TO THAT,
AND THAT WAS VERY, VERY COOL.
773
00:31:05,433 --> 00:31:08,676
- I'VE KNOWN WHAT A BIG DEAL
DAVID FOSTER IS
774
00:31:08,700 --> 00:31:11,376
FOREVER, ACTUALLY, 'CAUSE MY
MOM'S REALLY BIG INTO MUSIC.
775
00:31:11,400 --> 00:31:14,076
BUT WALKING INTO HIS HOUSE
AND SEEING ALL THESE GRAMMYS
776
00:31:14,100 --> 00:31:16,646
AND, LIKE, JUST HAVING HIM BE
NORMAL AND SWEET AND KIND...
777
00:31:16,670 --> 00:31:18,097
IT'S A BIG [bleep] DEAL.
778
00:31:19,633 --> 00:31:21,042
- HELLO!
- HELLO!
779
00:31:21,066 --> 00:31:22,309
- HEY.
- HI.
780
00:31:22,333 --> 00:31:23,650
ARE YOU GETTING DRESSED
RIGHT NOW?
781
00:31:23,674 --> 00:31:25,276
- YEAH.
782
00:31:25,300 --> 00:31:27,710
- OH, SHE CAN GO WITH YOU.
YOU CAN BOTH GET DRESSED.
783
00:31:27,734 --> 00:31:29,579
KIM, DON'T WE HAVE
TO LEAVE SOON?
784
00:31:29,603 --> 00:31:32,209
SHOULD I CALL AUNT KATHY
AND SEE WHERE SHE IS?
785
00:31:32,233 --> 00:31:34,710
FOR KIM, HER WHOLE PURPOSE
IS HER CHILDREN.
786
00:31:34,734 --> 00:31:38,343
AND PICTURING HER
WITH AN EMPTY NEST
787
00:31:38,367 --> 00:31:40,244
MAKES ME WORRY ABOUT HER
A LITTLE BIT.
788
00:31:40,268 --> 00:31:43,042
- AH... HELLO!
789
00:31:43,066 --> 00:31:44,176
- KATHY'S HERE.
790
00:31:44,200 --> 00:31:46,309
- HELLO. THERE ARE HEAVY.
791
00:31:46,333 --> 00:31:47,343
- HELLO!
792
00:31:47,367 --> 00:31:50,176
- HI. THESE ARE HEAVY.
- WHAT IS IT?
793
00:31:50,200 --> 00:31:52,343
- THEY'RE FLOWERS.
- OH!
794
00:31:52,367 --> 00:31:53,576
OH, MY GOD,
AREN'T THESE UNBELIEVABLE?
795
00:31:53,600 --> 00:31:55,276
- WELL, THESE AREN'T
FOR YOU, DEAR.
796
00:31:55,300 --> 00:31:57,509
- NO, I WAS GONNA HELP YOU.
- THIS IS FOR THE GRADUATION.
797
00:31:57,533 --> 00:32:00,209
- HI.
- HI. YOU LOOK PRETTY.
798
00:32:00,233 --> 00:32:02,009
- HI, SWEETIE.
799
00:32:02,033 --> 00:32:03,743
SO DO YOU! - LET ME SEE.
800
00:32:03,767 --> 00:32:05,509
- IS THAT WHAT YOU'RE WEARING?
- IT'S BETTER, RIGHT?
801
00:32:05,533 --> 00:32:07,150
- YEAH. WHAT DO YOU MEAN?
802
00:32:07,174 --> 00:32:09,609
- I DON'T KNOW.
803
00:32:09,633 --> 00:32:13,347
- KATHY WILL ALWAYS JUST SAY,
"THAT LOOKS REALLY BAD ON YOU."
804
00:32:13,371 --> 00:32:14,509
"THAT MAKES YOU LOOK HEAVY."
805
00:32:14,533 --> 00:32:16,176
"OH, YOU LOOK GOOD, YOU KNOW.
806
00:32:16,200 --> 00:32:18,376
YOU DON'T HAVE THAT FAT AROUND
YOUR KNEE LIKE YOU USED TO."
807
00:32:18,400 --> 00:32:20,509
LITTLE THINGS LIKE THAT.
808
00:32:20,533 --> 00:32:21,747
- WHAT TIME'S THE DINNER?
809
00:32:21,771 --> 00:32:23,244
- 8:00.
HOW LONG IS THE CEREMONY?
810
00:32:23,268 --> 00:32:25,276
- AN HOUR AND A HALF.
- AN HOUR AND A HALF?
811
00:32:25,300 --> 00:32:27,409
- HOUR, HOUR AND A HALF... I DON'T
KNOW ABOUT THE TIME IN TOTAL.
812
00:32:27,433 --> 00:32:29,509
I NEVER COMPLAIN
WHEN ANY OF YOU GUYS ASK ME
813
00:32:29,533 --> 00:32:31,479
TO ALL YOUR THINGS
THAT I SHOW UP TO.
814
00:32:31,503 --> 00:32:32,647
I'M GOOD ABOUT THAT.
815
00:32:32,671 --> 00:32:34,209
- A LONG CEREMONY.
816
00:32:34,233 --> 00:32:35,773
- [laughs]
817
00:32:37,133 --> 00:32:40,643
- YEAH. THAT'S MY SISTER.
818
00:32:40,667 --> 00:32:42,343
- THAT'S PERFECT.
- THAT'S BEAUTIFUL.
819
00:32:42,367 --> 00:32:44,109
I THINK YOU LOOK BEAUTIFUL
IN BOTH.
820
00:32:44,133 --> 00:32:45,748
I LOVE THAT.
I THOUGHT THAT WAS GONNA LOOK...
821
00:32:45,772 --> 00:32:47,176
- THAT'S REALLY PRETTY.
- NO, THAT'S WHAT I SAID.
822
00:32:47,200 --> 00:32:49,209
I SAID...
- NO, THAT LOOKS REALLY PRETTY.
823
00:32:49,233 --> 00:32:51,303
- DO YOU HAVE ANOTHER SHOE?
824
00:32:53,133 --> 00:32:57,476
[indistinct chatter]
825
00:32:57,500 --> 00:33:01,130
- OVER HERE!
- RIGHT HERE!
826
00:33:03,300 --> 00:33:05,376
- I DON'T KNOW WHERE I'M GOING.
827
00:33:05,400 --> 00:33:08,042
- [laughs]
- NO, THAT'S FOR YOLANDA.
828
00:33:08,066 --> 00:33:09,543
- I THINK WE JUST SIT HERE.
829
00:33:09,567 --> 00:33:11,209
- READY?
- YEAH.
830
00:33:11,233 --> 00:33:14,103
- THIS IS AWESOME, HUH?
[all cheering]
831
00:33:20,066 --> 00:33:21,743
- WE LOVE YOU, DAVID!
- THANK YOU.
832
00:33:21,767 --> 00:33:23,409
- I'LL LEAVE YOU THERE, OKAY?
- OKAY.
833
00:33:23,433 --> 00:33:25,409
- LOVE YOU. BYE. HI.
834
00:33:25,433 --> 00:33:27,476
- HELLO, LADIES AND GENTLEMEN.
835
00:33:27,500 --> 00:33:29,009
TODAY WE ARE HONORING
836
00:33:29,033 --> 00:33:31,250
ONE OF THE WORLD'S GREAT
MUSICAL TALENTS,
837
00:33:31,274 --> 00:33:33,009
DAVID FOSTER.
838
00:33:33,033 --> 00:33:35,473
[cheers and applause]
839
00:33:36,467 --> 00:33:38,276
- YOU'RE, LIKE, RUNNING OVER.
840
00:33:38,300 --> 00:33:41,643
- DAVID BEGAN STUDYING PIANO
AT AGE FOUR.
841
00:33:41,667 --> 00:33:45,309
AS THE STORY GOES, HIS MOTHER
WAS DUSTING THE FAMILY PIANO
842
00:33:45,333 --> 00:33:47,350
AND BY ACCIDENT
HIT ONE OF THE KEYS.
843
00:33:47,374 --> 00:33:50,743
SHE WAS SHOCKED WHEN DAVID
CORRECTLY CALLED OUT,
844
00:33:50,767 --> 00:33:52,142
"THAT'S AN 'E, '"
845
00:33:52,166 --> 00:33:55,276
THUS DISCOVERING
HE HAD PERFECT PITCH.
846
00:33:55,300 --> 00:33:59,643
PLEASE HELP ME WELCOME TO THE
STAGE OUR HONOREE, DAVID FOSTER.
847
00:33:59,667 --> 00:34:01,476
[cheers and applause]
848
00:34:01,500 --> 00:34:04,047
- THANKS, LERON.
- GOOD TO HAVE YOU HERE.
849
00:34:04,071 --> 00:34:08,409
- THANK YOU, BUDDY.
[cheers and applause continue]
850
00:34:08,433 --> 00:34:10,533
- I'M SO GLAD WE'RE HERE.
851
00:34:12,567 --> 00:34:14,576
- IT'S, UH...
IT'S QUITE OVERWHELMING.
852
00:34:14,600 --> 00:34:16,443
UH... OH.
853
00:34:16,467 --> 00:34:20,009
DID YOU JUST SEE
WHAT I JUST SAW?
854
00:34:20,033 --> 00:34:23,343
I JUST SAW MR. STEVIE WONDER.
855
00:34:23,367 --> 00:34:25,476
[loud cheering]
856
00:34:25,500 --> 00:34:28,643
STEVE, YOU MADE IT!
857
00:34:28,667 --> 00:34:29,743
- HEY, STEVIE.
858
00:34:29,767 --> 00:34:33,009
I TOOK A PICTURE OF HIM.
859
00:34:33,033 --> 00:34:35,176
I DON'T THINK HE SAW.
860
00:34:35,200 --> 00:34:36,476
[laughs]
861
00:34:36,500 --> 00:34:40,443
- THIS IS AN EXTREMELY
FANTASTIC DAY FOR ME, OBVIOUSLY,
862
00:34:40,467 --> 00:34:42,609
AND IT OCCURRED TO ME
THAT MAYBE I COULD HAVE A SAY
863
00:34:42,633 --> 00:34:44,380
INTO WHERE MY STAR
MIGHT BE LOCATED.
864
00:34:44,404 --> 00:34:46,109
WE WENT LOOKING.
865
00:34:46,133 --> 00:34:48,476
AND THEN I SAW IT.
866
00:34:48,500 --> 00:34:52,309
JOHN, GEORGE, RINGO...
867
00:34:52,333 --> 00:34:53,643
AND AN EMPTY SPOT.
868
00:34:53,667 --> 00:34:56,543
[laughter, whistles]
869
00:34:56,567 --> 00:34:58,543
SO I NERVOUSLY ASKED,
"WELL, WHAT ABOUT THERE?"
870
00:34:58,567 --> 00:35:00,176
AND MAUREEN SAID,
"OH, I'M SORRY.
871
00:35:00,200 --> 00:35:01,746
THAT'S RESERVED
FOR PAUL MCCARTNEY.
872
00:35:01,770 --> 00:35:03,376
HE'S GETTING IT
IN THREE MONTHS."
873
00:35:03,400 --> 00:35:04,710
OKAY, THAT'S FAIR ENOUGH.
874
00:35:04,734 --> 00:35:06,476
[laughter]
875
00:35:06,500 --> 00:35:08,746
THEN I KIND OF SNEAKED OVER ONE,
AND I SAID,
876
00:35:08,770 --> 00:35:11,244
"WELL, WHAT ABOUT THE SPOT
NEXT TO BUDDY'S?"
877
00:35:11,268 --> 00:35:14,743
AND SHE SAID,
"OH, YOU CAN HAVE THAT ONE."
878
00:35:14,767 --> 00:35:16,643
SO, NATURALLY,
I SCREAMED OUT LOUD.
879
00:35:16,667 --> 00:35:19,509
THEY WERE MY BIGGEST HEROES
AND MY BIGGEST INFLUENCE...
880
00:35:19,533 --> 00:35:22,633
AND STEVIE WONDER,
OF COURSE, STEVIE.
881
00:35:24,400 --> 00:35:26,276
- THE MOST EXCITING THING
OF THIS YEAR
882
00:35:26,300 --> 00:35:29,109
IS DAVID MAKING AN ALBUM
WITH STEVIE WONDER.
883
00:35:29,133 --> 00:35:31,343
I MEAN, THEY'RE TWO GENIUSES,
884
00:35:31,367 --> 00:35:33,076
AND THEY'VE NOW COME TOGETHER,
885
00:35:33,100 --> 00:35:34,676
AND THEY'RE GONNA MAKE SOMETHING
886
00:35:34,700 --> 00:35:37,576
THAT THE WHOLE WORLD
IS GONNA WANT TO LISTEN TO.
887
00:35:37,600 --> 00:35:41,109
AND IT'S EXCITING BECAUSE IT'S
ALL MADE DOWNSTAIRS IN OUR HOME.
888
00:35:41,133 --> 00:35:43,573
[cheers and applause]
889
00:35:47,133 --> 00:35:49,476
- KIMBERLY COLLETT JACKSON.
890
00:35:49,500 --> 00:35:53,630
[cheers and applause]
891
00:35:55,467 --> 00:35:58,476
KIM WILL BE ATTENDING
U.C. SAN DIEGO IN THE FALL,
892
00:35:58,500 --> 00:36:00,500
STUDYING COMMUNICATIONS.
893
00:36:08,033 --> 00:36:09,343
- SORRY.
894
00:36:09,367 --> 00:36:11,276
I'M HAVING VISIONS
895
00:36:11,300 --> 00:36:14,676
AS TO WHEN SHE WAS JUST A BABY
896
00:36:14,700 --> 00:36:17,142
AND WATCHING IT ALL...
897
00:36:17,166 --> 00:36:21,142
LIKE, FLASHBACKS OF HER WHOLE...
898
00:36:21,166 --> 00:36:22,710
AH...
899
00:36:22,734 --> 00:36:25,009
ALL HER LIFE, YOU KNOW?
900
00:36:25,033 --> 00:36:27,343
SO MANY MEMORIES... [sniffles]
901
00:36:27,367 --> 00:36:29,097
ALL GOOD ONES.
902
00:36:36,333 --> 00:36:39,109
- CONGRATULATIONS, KIM.
- THANK YOU!
903
00:36:39,133 --> 00:36:40,543
YAY!
904
00:36:40,567 --> 00:36:42,676
- THE PROUD MOMMY.
905
00:36:42,700 --> 00:36:45,576
- I KNOW THAT FOR KIM,
LIKE MYSELF,
906
00:36:45,600 --> 00:36:48,646
IT'S SO IMPORTANT TO SEE
OUR DAUGHTERS UP THERE
907
00:36:48,670 --> 00:36:50,576
GRADUATING AND GOING OFF
TO COLLEGE...
908
00:36:50,600 --> 00:36:52,247
THE THINGS THAT WE
DIDN'T GET TO DO.
909
00:36:52,271 --> 00:36:53,743
THE THINGS THAT I KNOW
910
00:36:53,767 --> 00:36:56,443
THAT SHE WOULD WANT MY MOM
TO BE HERE TO SEE.
911
00:36:56,467 --> 00:37:00,527
- ONE, TWO, THREE.
912
00:37:03,433 --> 00:37:05,109
- BEHIND
EVERY SUCCESSFUL CAREER,
913
00:37:05,133 --> 00:37:06,178
THERE'S A VILLAGE OF FOLKS,
914
00:37:06,202 --> 00:37:07,710
AND MANY OF MY VILLAGE
ARE HERE TODAY.
915
00:37:07,734 --> 00:37:09,309
AND I'M SO HAPPY AND PROUD
916
00:37:09,333 --> 00:37:11,450
THAT I CAN SHARE THIS INCREDIBLE
HONOR WITH ALL OF THEM.
917
00:37:11,474 --> 00:37:14,576
IT'S NO SECRET THAT I'VE BEEN
MARRIED ONCE OR TWICE.
918
00:37:14,600 --> 00:37:16,209
[scattered laughter]
919
00:37:16,233 --> 00:37:18,550
FINALLY, AND I REALLY
MEAN FINALLY,
920
00:37:18,574 --> 00:37:22,643
TO MY NEW FAMILY
WITH THE TRUE LOVE OF MY LIFE,
921
00:37:22,667 --> 00:37:24,376
YOLANDA "DUTCH" FOSTER...
922
00:37:24,400 --> 00:37:26,443
[crowd whooping]
923
00:37:26,467 --> 00:37:29,476
AND HER THREE CHILDREN,
GIGI, BELLA, AND ANWAR.
924
00:37:29,500 --> 00:37:31,743
THANK YOU ALL SO VERY MUCH.
925
00:37:31,767 --> 00:37:34,727
[cheers and applause]
926
00:37:38,233 --> 00:37:40,176
THANK YOU. THANKS, BABE.
927
00:37:40,200 --> 00:37:42,209
THANK YOU FOR BEING HERE, BUDDY.
928
00:37:42,233 --> 00:37:44,750
- I THOUGHT DAVID HANDLED IT
BEAUTIFULLY,
929
00:37:44,774 --> 00:37:48,543
AND I THINK HE'S AN UNDERSTATED
MAN WITH A HUGE TALENT,
930
00:37:48,567 --> 00:37:52,076
AND I'M GLAD I WAS THERE TO BE
PART OF IT, YOU KNOW, REALLY.
931
00:37:52,100 --> 00:37:53,470
IT WAS AN HONOR.
932
00:37:56,233 --> 00:38:00,409
[cheers and applause]
933
00:38:00,433 --> 00:38:01,380
- WOW.
934
00:38:01,404 --> 00:38:03,509
- IT WAS REALLY HEARTWARMING
FOR ME
935
00:38:03,533 --> 00:38:05,079
THAT HE ACTUALLY ACKNOWLEDGED
936
00:38:05,103 --> 00:38:07,609
THAT BEHIND EVERY SUCCESSFUL MAN
IS A WOMAN,
937
00:38:07,633 --> 00:38:09,609
AND, YOU KNOW, THAT'S...
THAT'S THE TRUTH.
938
00:38:09,633 --> 00:38:13,279
EVEN THOUGH I WASN'T PART
OF THE 40 YEARS IN THE MAKING,
939
00:38:13,303 --> 00:38:16,047
I'M SO HAPPY THAT I CAN BE HERE
TO CELEBRATE WITH HIM.
940
00:38:16,071 --> 00:38:20,543
AND I'M JUST PROUD
OF MY HUSBAND.
941
00:38:20,567 --> 00:38:21,976
- COMING UP...
942
00:38:22,000 --> 00:38:23,609
- I MADE OUT WITH CARLTON
YESTERDAY.
943
00:38:23,633 --> 00:38:25,250
- WHAT ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT,
"MADE OUT"?
944
00:38:25,274 --> 00:38:30,096
- WE MADE OUT.
945
00:38:31,133 --> 00:38:33,403
[indistinct chatter]
946
00:38:35,266 --> 00:38:37,643
- I THINK EVERYBODY WOULD LOVE
A STAR ON THE WALK OF FAME.
947
00:38:37,667 --> 00:38:40,409
IF THEY WERE HANDING THEM OUT,
HEY, WE'D ALL TAKE ONE.
948
00:38:40,433 --> 00:38:42,309
BUT IT'S NEVER GONNA HAPPEN.
[laughing]
949
00:38:42,333 --> 00:38:44,142
- CONGRATULATIONS.
950
00:38:44,166 --> 00:38:45,576
I'M SO HAPPY FOR YOU.
- THANK YOU.
951
00:38:45,600 --> 00:38:48,509
- DAVID'S SUPER AMBITIOUS.
HE'S VERY TALENTED.
952
00:38:48,533 --> 00:38:50,379
I DON'T THINK
ANYONE IN THIS GROUP
953
00:38:50,403 --> 00:38:52,009
HAS ENOUGH TALENT TO GET A STAR.
954
00:38:52,033 --> 00:38:53,409
SORRY.
955
00:38:53,433 --> 00:38:56,109
- ARE WE ALLOWED TO WALK ON IT?
- YEAH. I DID IT ALREADY.
956
00:38:56,133 --> 00:38:57,680
WALK ALL OVER ME, BABY.
- WHOO-HOO!
957
00:38:57,704 --> 00:38:59,743
- WALK ALL OVER ME.
958
00:38:59,767 --> 00:39:02,476
- I DON'T THINK THERE'S
ANY CHANCE OF ME GETTING A STAR
959
00:39:02,500 --> 00:39:03,646
ON THE WALK OF FAME.
960
00:39:03,670 --> 00:39:05,343
THERE'S MORE CHANCE
GIGGY WOULD GET ONE.
961
00:39:05,367 --> 00:39:07,767
- I WALKED ON YOUR DA...
OR ON YOUR STEPDAD.
962
00:39:20,033 --> 00:39:22,676
- DO THESE BOTTOMS
COME IN DIFFERENT SIZES OR...
963
00:39:22,700 --> 00:39:24,347
- OH, YEAH.
WE HAVE THEM IN DIFFERENT SIZES.
964
00:39:24,371 --> 00:39:25,576
- OH, I SEE.
- YEAH.
965
00:39:25,600 --> 00:39:29,009
THAT ONE'S LIKE
A MEDIUM SCRUNCH BUTT.
966
00:39:29,033 --> 00:39:30,479
- THIS IS AN EXTRA SMALL?
- YES.
967
00:39:30,503 --> 00:39:32,009
- OKAY. I'LL TRY THIS ONE.
- OKAY.
968
00:39:32,033 --> 00:39:34,176
WE DO HAVE ONES LIKE THAT,
969
00:39:34,200 --> 00:39:36,309
WHICH ARE A LITTLE BIT BETTER,
A LITTLE BIT SMALLER.
970
00:39:36,333 --> 00:39:38,047
A LITTLE TOO BIG.
- IT'S A LITTLE TOO BIG.
971
00:39:38,071 --> 00:39:40,576
- A LITTLE TOO MUCH COVERAGE.
- FOR ME. I DON'T KNOW.
972
00:39:40,600 --> 00:39:42,710
MY FRIEND THAT'S COMING IN,
SHE MIGHT LIKE IT THAT WAY.
973
00:39:42,734 --> 00:39:44,751
- OKAY. YEAH, WE'LL PUT THAT
ONE OUT FOR HER JUST IN CASE.
974
00:39:44,775 --> 00:39:46,976
- OKAY, COOL.
975
00:39:47,000 --> 00:39:48,509
- HELLO.
976
00:39:48,533 --> 00:39:49,710
- OKAY, NOT THAT.
977
00:39:49,734 --> 00:39:51,451
- YEAH, YEAH.
PICKED IT OUT FOR YOU.
978
00:39:51,475 --> 00:39:53,343
- YEAH, OKAY.
- HI, BABE.
979
00:39:53,367 --> 00:39:55,176
- EVERYTHING GOOD?
- YEAH, IT'S GOOD.
980
00:39:55,200 --> 00:39:56,347
HOW ARE YOU?
- WELL, THIS IS SWEET.
981
00:39:56,371 --> 00:39:58,176
- I KNOW.
- YES, I'M GOOD.
982
00:39:58,200 --> 00:40:00,446
- THAT'S FOR YOU.
- ARE YOU KIDDING ME?
983
00:40:00,470 --> 00:40:01,676
- WHY NOT?
- IT LOOKS LIKE
984
00:40:01,700 --> 00:40:03,042
IT WOULD FIT GIGGY. - YOU COULD.
985
00:40:03,066 --> 00:40:04,343
YOU JUST CHOOSE NOT TO.
- I DON'T THINK SO.
986
00:40:04,367 --> 00:40:06,109
THOSE DAYS ARE OVER.
- YOU HAVE TO FIND... NO, COME ON.
987
00:40:06,133 --> 00:40:07,748
- THIS IS MORE MY THING.
ARE YOU KIDDING?
988
00:40:07,772 --> 00:40:09,244
DO YOU THINK ANYBODY
REALLY WANTS TO SEE
989
00:40:09,268 --> 00:40:11,176
MY 52-YEAR ASS IN THAT? - I DO.
990
00:40:11,200 --> 00:40:12,643
- NO, THEY DON'T.
991
00:40:12,667 --> 00:40:15,476
I DON'T THINK PALM SPRINGS
IS READY FOR THIS, DARLING.
992
00:40:15,500 --> 00:40:17,309
I THINK THIS IS MORE FOR EUROPE.
993
00:40:17,333 --> 00:40:20,080
- IS THIS A LITTLE TOO HOOCHIE?
- FOR ME, YES.
994
00:40:20,104 --> 00:40:23,042
FOR YOU, IT'S PERFECT.
- THANKS, MOM.
995
00:40:23,066 --> 00:40:25,009
- I HOPE SHE SUFFERS
FOR THAT BODY.
996
00:40:25,033 --> 00:40:26,447
I HOPE SHE DOESN'T EAT,
997
00:40:26,471 --> 00:40:28,509
AND I HOPE SHE SPENDS HER LIFE
IN THE [bleep] GYM,
998
00:40:28,533 --> 00:40:31,350
BECAUSE IF SHE DOESN'T,
IT SHOULDN'T BE ALLOWED.
999
00:40:31,374 --> 00:40:34,343
- [laughs]
SO WHAT'S GOING ON, BABE?
1000
00:40:34,367 --> 00:40:36,543
- OH, A LOT. I MEAN...
1001
00:40:36,567 --> 00:40:38,244
- TELL ME.
- IT'S, LIKE, CRAZY.
1002
00:40:38,268 --> 00:40:40,976
OH, YOU KNOW, DOING
THE WHATSIT, THE RESTAURANT,
1003
00:40:41,000 --> 00:40:42,746
AND THAT'S WHY I REALLY
DON'T LIKE THE FACT
1004
00:40:42,770 --> 00:40:45,476
THAT WHEN WE DO HAVE, YOU KNOW,
FUN TIME TOGETHER,
1005
00:40:45,500 --> 00:40:47,443
WELL, I DON'T WANT TO SPEND IT
FIGHTING.
1006
00:40:47,467 --> 00:40:49,144
I MEAN, I REALLY DON'T.
- NO, I KNOW, IT WAS...
1007
00:40:49,168 --> 00:40:52,076
- AND JOYCE BRINGING SOMETHING
THAT WAS NOTHING.
1008
00:40:52,100 --> 00:40:53,476
- IT WAS SNAPPY.
- I'M SORRY, DARLING.
1009
00:40:53,500 --> 00:40:55,710
I WOULD SAY "OH, NO, I'M FINE.
LEAVE IT, IT'S FINE."
1010
00:40:55,734 --> 00:40:57,176
- NO, IT'S NOT,
"OH, NO, I'M FINE."
1011
00:40:57,200 --> 00:40:58,376
IT'S... UGH!
- OH, OKAY, ALL RIGHT, WHATEVER.
1012
00:40:58,400 --> 00:41:01,646
I THINK THE REAL ISSUES
THAT ARE GOING ON IN THIS GROUP
1013
00:41:01,670 --> 00:41:03,409
ARE SOMETHING
THAT ARE WORTH DISCUSSING.
1014
00:41:03,433 --> 00:41:04,743
THAT ISN'T. YOU KNOW THAT MEAN?
1015
00:41:04,767 --> 00:41:06,476
I WAS KIND OF PRETTY PISSED OFF,
TO BE HONEST,
1016
00:41:06,500 --> 00:41:08,176
BUT I'M GONNA GIVE JOYCE
A FREE PASS.
1017
00:41:08,200 --> 00:41:10,376
BUT SHE'S GONNA HAVE
TO PROVE IT TO ME.
1018
00:41:10,400 --> 00:41:12,376
- MY FRIENDS TOLD ME
SHE WAS A [bleep]-STIRRER,
1019
00:41:12,400 --> 00:41:14,009
AND I SAID, "I'M GONNA MAKE
THAT DECISION FOR MYSELF."
1020
00:41:14,033 --> 00:41:15,579
AND THEN I CALLED THEM.
- OH, REALLY?
1021
00:41:15,603 --> 00:41:17,576
- I SAID, "YOU WERE RIGHT." YEP.
1022
00:41:17,600 --> 00:41:19,076
- OKAY.
- I WAS JUST WITH CARLTON
1023
00:41:19,100 --> 00:41:21,176
AT HER HOUSE ON SUNDAY.
- SHE'S SO NICE.
1024
00:41:21,200 --> 00:41:22,676
- SHE HAS THE BEST BODY.
1025
00:41:22,700 --> 00:41:24,309
- DOES SHE?
- LIKE, ABS
1026
00:41:24,333 --> 00:41:25,750
AND, LIKE, A CUTE LITTLE BUTT.
- REALLY?
1027
00:41:25,774 --> 00:41:27,443
- CARLTON AND I...
WE'VE BEEN HANGING OUT,
1028
00:41:27,467 --> 00:41:29,244
AND I THINK
SHE'S A REALLY COOL CHICK.
1029
00:41:29,268 --> 00:41:31,543
- BLOODY HELL!
- AND SHE'S KIND OF GANGSTER.
1030
00:41:31,567 --> 00:41:33,309
SHE DOESN'T TAKE
ANYONE'S [bleep].
1031
00:41:33,333 --> 00:41:35,433
THIS ONE'S A DEFINITE KEEPER.
1032
00:41:37,333 --> 00:41:39,680
- THAT'S TOO SMALL.
THE TOP'S TOO SMALL.
1033
00:41:39,704 --> 00:41:41,609
WHY BOTHER WEARING ANYTHING?
1034
00:41:41,633 --> 00:41:43,276
- EXACTLY.
1035
00:41:43,300 --> 00:41:45,447
YEAH, NO, CARLTON THE OTHER DAY
AT HER HOUSE
1036
00:41:45,471 --> 00:41:47,976
WAS SUPER, SUPER COOL.
1037
00:41:48,000 --> 00:41:50,476
I'M NOT THRILLED ABOUT SPENDING
THE WEEKEND WITH JOYCE,
1038
00:41:50,500 --> 00:41:52,042
BUT GUESS WHAT.
1039
00:41:52,066 --> 00:41:54,209
I MADE OUT WITH CARLTON
YESTERDAY.
1040
00:41:54,233 --> 00:41:56,479
- YOU MADE OUT?
WHAT ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT?
1041
00:41:56,503 --> 00:41:58,509
- WE MADE OUT.
- WHY WOULD YOU DO THAT?
1042
00:41:58,533 --> 00:42:00,042
- I DON'T KNOW. WE JUST DID.
1043
00:42:00,066 --> 00:42:01,409
- WHAT DO YOU MEAN?
WHAT DO YOU MEAN "MADE OUT"?
1044
00:42:01,433 --> 00:42:03,379
- IN THE HOT TUB, WE MADE OUT.
- YOU MADE OUT.
1045
00:42:03,403 --> 00:42:04,547
- YES, WE MADE OUT.
1046
00:42:04,571 --> 00:42:08,176
- WHAT DO YOU MEAN YOU MADE OUT?
- WE MADE OUT!
1047
00:42:08,200 --> 00:42:12,443
- IT'S VERY CONFUSING
WHEN YOU'RE WITH THESE WOMEN.
1048
00:42:12,467 --> 00:42:15,209
APPARENTLY, THEY'RE EITHER
AT EACH OTHER'S THROATS
1049
00:42:15,233 --> 00:42:17,576
OR DOWN EACH OTHER'S THROATS.
1050
00:42:17,600 --> 00:42:19,509
- WE WERE JUST HAVING
A HEART-TO-HEART
1051
00:42:19,533 --> 00:42:21,650
IN THE HOT TUB, AND ONE THING
LED TO ANOTHER, AND WE KISSED.
1052
00:42:21,674 --> 00:42:25,209
- WELL, WHO DOES THAT?
- I DON'T KNOW... ME.
1053
00:42:25,233 --> 00:42:28,079
OH, IT'S ALL INNOCENT FUN.
- NOT IN MY WORLD.
1054
00:42:28,103 --> 00:42:29,676
GOD, I'M GONNA LOCK
MY DOOR AT NIGHT.
1055
00:42:29,700 --> 00:42:32,009
THAT'S FOR SURE.
1056
00:42:32,033 --> 00:42:35,179
- NEXT TIME ON THE REAL
HOUSEWIVES OF BEVERLY HILLS...
1057
00:42:35,203 --> 00:42:37,009
- FIRST TIME THAT I WAS EVER
IN PALM SPRINGS
1058
00:42:37,033 --> 00:42:40,179
WAS THE FIRST TIME I EVER DID
THE MASTER CLEANSE.
1059
00:42:40,203 --> 00:42:42,376
- REALLY? THAT'S THE FIRST TIME
I EVER DID COCAINE.
1060
00:42:42,400 --> 00:42:44,447
CARLTON AND I HAD A FRIENDSHIP
KISS THE OTHER NIGHT.
1061
00:42:44,471 --> 00:42:46,476
ARE YOU GUYS IN FOR IT?
- A FRIENDSHIP WHAT?
1062
00:42:46,500 --> 00:42:48,309
- IF YOU DON'T WANT ME
TO SAY SOMETHING,
1063
00:42:48,333 --> 00:42:50,743
TELL ME IT'S A SECRET.
1064
00:42:50,767 --> 00:42:53,076
- I WANT TO SHARE SOMETHING
WITH YOU GUYS.
1065
00:42:53,100 --> 00:42:55,676
- JACQUELINE'S
SHARING SOMETHING WITH US.
1066
00:42:55,700 --> 00:42:57,676
- I WILL NOT ACKNOWLEDGE YOU
WHEN YOU CALL ME JACQUELINE.
1067
00:42:57,700 --> 00:43:00,676
- SHE DOESN'T LOOK LIKE A JOYCE.
JOYCE IS A BIG, FAT PIG.
1068
00:43:00,700 --> 00:43:02,710
- [laughs]
1069
00:43:02,734 --> 00:43:04,651
- TO LEARN MORE
ABOUT THE HOUSEWIVES,
1070
00:43:04,675 --> 00:43:06,167
GO TO BRAVOTV.COM.
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