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Would you like to inspect the original subtitles? These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:03,567 --> 00:00:05,144 - PREVIOUSLY ON THE REAL HOUSEWIVES OF BEVERLY HILLS... 2 00:00:05,168 --> 00:00:07,142 - KYLE, YOU HAVE HAIR COMPETITION. 3 00:00:07,166 --> 00:00:09,443 I'M SORRY, BUT THIS IS, I THINK, BETTER THAN YOUR HAIR. 4 00:00:09,467 --> 00:00:12,109 - YEAH, THIS COULD BE THE PANTENE COMMERCIAL. 5 00:00:12,133 --> 00:00:14,309 - WOW. YOUR BODY LOOKS AMAZING, GIGI. 6 00:00:14,333 --> 00:00:15,543 - ALL RIGHT. 7 00:00:15,567 --> 00:00:16,976 - GIGI'S LEAVING THE END OF THE SUMMER 8 00:00:17,000 --> 00:00:18,647 TO GO TO COLLEGE IN NEW YORK CITY. 9 00:00:18,671 --> 00:00:20,009 IT'S A BIG STEP. 10 00:00:20,033 --> 00:00:22,409 IT'S GONNA BE HARD NOT HAVING HER ENERGY. 11 00:00:22,433 --> 00:00:24,142 SHE'S LOVING. SHE'S FUN. 12 00:00:24,166 --> 00:00:26,276 SHE'S MOTIVATING. THAT'S MY BABY. 13 00:00:26,300 --> 00:00:28,576 - HAVE YOU EVER EXPLORED WITH WITCHCRAFT? 14 00:00:28,600 --> 00:00:30,976 - REALLY? [laughter] 15 00:00:31,000 --> 00:00:33,509 KYLE WITH THE BLOODY DUMB QUESTION... 16 00:00:33,533 --> 00:00:35,142 IT'S BLOODY RUDE. 17 00:00:35,166 --> 00:00:36,309 THIS IS WHERE THE RUMOR COMES 18 00:00:36,333 --> 00:00:38,250 THAT HE'S BEEN SEEN WITH A YOUNGER WOMAN. 19 00:00:38,274 --> 00:00:39,409 [laughs] 20 00:00:39,433 --> 00:00:40,609 - LISA, WILL YOU STOP THAT? I'M SERIOUS. 21 00:00:40,633 --> 00:00:42,209 I DON'T WANT TO KEEP DOING THAT. 22 00:00:42,233 --> 00:00:43,479 - KYLE, THERE IS THAT STORY 23 00:00:43,503 --> 00:00:45,347 ABOUT MAURICIO CHEATING AND WHATNOT. 24 00:00:45,371 --> 00:00:48,509 LIKE, WHAT'S UP WITH THAT? 25 00:00:48,533 --> 00:00:50,647 - A LOT OF TIMES STORIES COME OUT... 26 00:00:50,671 --> 00:00:52,076 AND I'M NOT SAYING, YOU KNOW... 27 00:00:52,100 --> 00:00:54,347 - YOU'RE SAYING THERE'S NO SMOKE WITHOUT FIRE. 28 00:00:54,371 --> 00:00:55,576 - EXACTLY. 29 00:00:55,600 --> 00:00:57,270 - [bleep] YOU. 30 00:00:59,266 --> 00:01:01,109 [upbeat music] 31 00:01:01,133 --> 00:01:02,409 - I'M FROM THIS TOWN. 32 00:01:02,433 --> 00:01:05,233 I KNOW WHAT'S REAL AND WHAT'S FAKE. 33 00:01:07,200 --> 00:01:09,147 - DON'T TELL ME YOU'RE MY FRIEND. 34 00:01:09,171 --> 00:01:11,176 ACT LIKE ONE. 35 00:01:11,200 --> 00:01:13,347 - IN BEVERLY HILLS, THE HIGHER YOU CLIMB, 36 00:01:13,371 --> 00:01:16,109 THE FARTHER YOU FALL. 37 00:01:16,133 --> 00:01:17,750 - EVERYBODY LOVES A COMEBACK STORY, 38 00:01:17,774 --> 00:01:21,476 ESPECIALLY STARRING ME. 39 00:01:21,500 --> 00:01:23,747 - IN MY WORLD, MONEY DOESN'T TALK. 40 00:01:23,771 --> 00:01:25,976 IT SWEARS. 41 00:01:26,000 --> 00:01:28,209 - YOU COULD NEVER BE TOO YOUNG, TOO THIN, 42 00:01:28,233 --> 00:01:31,142 OR TOO HONEST. 43 00:01:31,166 --> 00:01:33,309 - LIFE IS A SEXY LITTLE DANCE, 44 00:01:33,333 --> 00:01:35,373 AND I LIKE TO TAKE THE LEAD. 45 00:01:51,133 --> 00:01:54,209 - OOH, IT'S PRETTY. 46 00:01:54,233 --> 00:01:55,476 HI. HOW ARE YOU? 47 00:01:55,500 --> 00:01:56,747 - WELCOME TO TRASHY. - THANK YOU. 48 00:01:56,771 --> 00:01:58,343 - COME ON IN. - THANK YOU VERY MUCH. 49 00:01:58,367 --> 00:01:59,609 [buzzer sounds] HI. 50 00:01:59,633 --> 00:02:01,309 - HI. 51 00:02:01,333 --> 00:02:02,976 - HELLO. - OH! 52 00:02:03,000 --> 00:02:04,976 - OH, MY GOD. - LOOK AT THE HEART HANDCUFFS. 53 00:02:05,000 --> 00:02:06,710 - [gasps] I THOUGHT THEY WERE EARRINGS. 54 00:02:06,734 --> 00:02:08,476 [laughs] 55 00:02:08,500 --> 00:02:10,710 - PRETTY. - YEAH, THOSE ARE AWESOME. 56 00:02:10,734 --> 00:02:13,047 - I LOVE HEARTS, AND HANDCUFFS ARE ALWAYS FUN. 57 00:02:13,071 --> 00:02:15,242 - [laughs] JUST MAKE SURE YOU DON'T LOSE THE KEY. 58 00:02:15,266 --> 00:02:17,176 - I JUST HAVE TO FIND A GUY. - [chuckles] 59 00:02:17,200 --> 00:02:19,343 - OOH, THEY'RE HEAVY TOO. LOOKIT, FEEL. 60 00:02:19,367 --> 00:02:20,344 LIKE REAL. 61 00:02:20,368 --> 00:02:21,643 - BRANDI... 62 00:02:21,667 --> 00:02:23,144 I HONESTLY LOVE EVERYTHING ABOUT HER. 63 00:02:23,168 --> 00:02:25,643 I THINK SHE'S STUNNING, AND, UM... 64 00:02:25,667 --> 00:02:27,509 YEAH. 65 00:02:27,533 --> 00:02:28,743 NICE. 66 00:02:28,767 --> 00:02:31,309 - OOH, THAT IS SO CUTE. I KEEP GETTING DISTRACTED. 67 00:02:31,333 --> 00:02:32,710 THIS IS SO CUTE. 68 00:02:32,734 --> 00:02:34,376 - [grunts] 69 00:02:34,400 --> 00:02:37,346 OH, MY GOD, LOOK AT THIS. - THIS IS SO SWEET. 70 00:02:37,370 --> 00:02:39,476 - SEE, YOU COULD BE A SEXY NURSE. 71 00:02:39,500 --> 00:02:42,643 - OR A PIECE OF CANDY. - YUMMY. 72 00:02:42,667 --> 00:02:44,142 WOW. - I'M A LOLLIPOP. 73 00:02:44,166 --> 00:02:45,309 - ISN'T THAT, LIKE, VERY KATY PERRY? 74 00:02:45,333 --> 00:02:47,009 - OH, IT IS. - YEAH. OH, THAT'S THAT... 75 00:02:47,033 --> 00:02:48,710 RIGHT, THAT SONG... I KISSED A GIRL. 76 00:02:48,734 --> 00:02:50,543 OH, YES. - [laughs] 77 00:02:50,567 --> 00:02:52,676 THAT'S CUTE. OH, THAT'S REALLY CUTE. 78 00:02:52,700 --> 00:02:54,676 - OH, G... REALLY, WHAT? I CAN'T EVEN SEE IT. 79 00:02:54,700 --> 00:02:56,142 - [laughs] - I KNOW. 80 00:02:56,166 --> 00:02:57,209 - OH, I LIKE IT. - [laughs] 81 00:02:57,233 --> 00:02:59,279 - I LIKE IT LIKE THAT. - OH, MY GOD. 82 00:02:59,303 --> 00:03:01,145 - NOW I JUST GOT TO FIND ME A MAN. 83 00:03:01,169 --> 00:03:02,376 LOOK AT THIS. CUTE, CUTE. 84 00:03:02,400 --> 00:03:04,543 - WHAT KIND OF MAN DO YOU LIKE? 85 00:03:04,567 --> 00:03:07,042 - DEFINITELY, LIKE, YOU KNOW, 86 00:03:07,066 --> 00:03:08,276 TALL, DARK, AND HANDSOME. 87 00:03:08,300 --> 00:03:11,309 - I AM A HUGE BELIEVER IN VISUALIZATION. 88 00:03:11,333 --> 00:03:12,443 - OH, WOW. 89 00:03:12,467 --> 00:03:14,209 - YOU WRITE DOWN SPECIFICALLY WHAT YOU WANT, 90 00:03:14,233 --> 00:03:15,710 BUT YOU HAVE TO BE VERY, VERY SPECIFIC 91 00:03:15,734 --> 00:03:17,109 ABOUT WHAT YOU WISH FOR. 92 00:03:17,133 --> 00:03:18,180 - LIKE, LOOKS AND, LIKE, JOB... - LOOKS, JOB... 93 00:03:18,204 --> 00:03:19,676 - AND, LIKE, CAREER. 94 00:03:19,700 --> 00:03:21,446 - HEIGHT, FEATURES... - OH, REALLY? 95 00:03:21,470 --> 00:03:22,710 - EYES, YOU NAME IT. 96 00:03:22,734 --> 00:03:24,681 IF YOU WROTE DOWN WHAT YOU WANTED, 97 00:03:24,705 --> 00:03:28,170 UM, AND YOU BURIED IT MAYBE WITH A CRYSTAL... 98 00:03:30,200 --> 00:03:31,710 ON A FULL MOON... 99 00:03:31,734 --> 00:03:33,209 IT MIGHT... BUT YOU'D HAVE TO... 100 00:03:33,233 --> 00:03:34,609 IT'S SOMETHING THAT YOU'D HAVE TO INVEST IN. 101 00:03:34,633 --> 00:03:36,348 I MEAN, I'M SMILING BECAUSE... - I WILL DO THAT. 102 00:03:36,372 --> 00:03:38,209 - IT SOUNDS STRANGE. - NO, OH, NO, NO, TRUST ME. 103 00:03:38,233 --> 00:03:40,547 I'M DOWN TO TRY ANYTHING, AND THAT'S THE HONEST TRUTH. 104 00:03:40,571 --> 00:03:41,710 I HAVE NO JUDGMENT. 105 00:03:41,734 --> 00:03:43,443 I'LL DO IT. - OKAY. ALL RIGHT. 106 00:03:43,467 --> 00:03:45,509 WELL, THEN MAYBE YOU SHOULD START LOOKING FOR YOUR, UM... 107 00:03:45,533 --> 00:03:47,009 - MY OUTFIT... - YES. 108 00:03:47,033 --> 00:03:48,450 - DO WE HAVE TO GET DRESSED UP TO BURY THINGS? 109 00:03:48,474 --> 00:03:50,409 [both laughing] 110 00:03:50,433 --> 00:03:52,676 - SOME PEOPLE WOULD DO IT NAKED. 111 00:03:52,700 --> 00:03:54,476 - ALL RIGHT, ALL RIGHT. - WELL, YOU'RE WELCOME TO. 112 00:03:54,500 --> 00:03:57,042 - I HAVE NOT BEEN LUCKY IN LOVE, 113 00:03:57,066 --> 00:03:59,042 SO WHY NOT BURY SOMETHING? 114 00:03:59,066 --> 00:04:00,710 I WANT SOMEONE THAT'S FIVE TO EIGHT YEARS OLDER, 115 00:04:00,734 --> 00:04:04,276 AT LEAST 5'9", AND I WOULDN'T MIND... 116 00:04:04,300 --> 00:04:06,543 A BIG PENIS. 117 00:04:06,567 --> 00:04:07,576 - BURLESQUE-Y. 118 00:04:07,600 --> 00:04:09,209 - YOU HAVE REALLY BIG BOOBS, THOUGH. 119 00:04:09,233 --> 00:04:10,350 I'M LIKE, THAT IS TOO BIG... - I DON'T HAVE REALLY BIG BOOBS. 120 00:04:10,374 --> 00:04:13,042 NO, I DON'T. I'M WEARING A PUSH-UPPY. 121 00:04:13,066 --> 00:04:15,209 - THERE'S A LOT OF BOOB. 122 00:04:15,233 --> 00:04:16,743 I'M NOT NOT A LESBIAN. 123 00:04:16,767 --> 00:04:18,609 LIKE, I'VE NEVER BEEN IN A RELATIONSHIP WITH A WOMAN, 124 00:04:18,633 --> 00:04:21,350 BUT I FIND WOMEN ATTRACTIVE AND BEAUTIFUL AND SEXY. 125 00:04:21,374 --> 00:04:22,576 - [clears throat] 126 00:04:22,600 --> 00:04:24,142 - LET'S SEE. - UGH. 127 00:04:24,166 --> 00:04:25,509 I DON'T LIKE THE PANTIES, THOUGH. 128 00:04:25,533 --> 00:04:27,076 - OOH, MY GOD. 129 00:04:27,100 --> 00:04:29,609 I NEVER REALIZED THAT HER BODY WAS THIS INSANE. 130 00:04:29,633 --> 00:04:31,242 I THINK THEY LOOK HOT. 131 00:04:31,266 --> 00:04:33,576 - BUT I WANT AN ENGLISH BUM. 132 00:04:33,600 --> 00:04:36,276 - OKAY, WELL, YOU'RE GOOD FROM THE FRONT. 133 00:04:36,300 --> 00:04:38,476 - 'CAUSE THIS MAKES ME LOOK A LITTLE... 134 00:04:38,500 --> 00:04:39,976 - PUT THIS ON. 135 00:04:40,000 --> 00:04:41,747 - YEAH, I'M GONNA FEEL VERY, UM, JUBILEE. 136 00:04:41,771 --> 00:04:43,576 - [gasps] NO, IT'S... IT... 137 00:04:43,600 --> 00:04:46,076 THAT IS WHAT, UM... 138 00:04:46,100 --> 00:04:48,509 IT'S SUPPOSED TO BE LIKE. 139 00:04:48,533 --> 00:04:49,480 - OKAY. - THERE IS NOT... 140 00:04:49,504 --> 00:04:51,245 YOU HAVE THE TINIEST WAIST. 141 00:04:51,269 --> 00:04:54,309 - NO, IT'S 'CAUSE I'VE GOT BIG BOOBS AND BIG ASS. 142 00:04:54,333 --> 00:04:55,648 - OH, OKAY. - THAT'S WHAT HAPPENS. 143 00:04:55,672 --> 00:04:57,076 - [laughs] NO, JUST SAY "THANK YOU." 144 00:04:57,100 --> 00:04:58,142 - THANK YOU. 145 00:04:58,166 --> 00:04:59,176 - I'M WORKING ON THAT MYSELF. 146 00:04:59,200 --> 00:05:00,576 JUST SAY "THANK YOU." - THANK YOU. 147 00:05:00,600 --> 00:05:01,710 - OH, YOU LOOK GORGEOUS. - YAY. 148 00:05:01,734 --> 00:05:03,309 - THAT'S A MUST-BUY. 149 00:05:03,333 --> 00:05:05,609 - WE DEFINITELY GRAVITATE TOWARDS ONE ANOTHER. 150 00:05:05,633 --> 00:05:08,676 WE LIKE TO PLAY. 151 00:05:08,700 --> 00:05:11,109 ACTUALLY, I DO LIKE THIS. - I THINK YOU NEED TO BUY IT. 152 00:05:11,133 --> 00:05:12,647 THIS IS CUTE. THIS IS A MUST-GET. 153 00:05:12,671 --> 00:05:14,027 - OKAY, I'M GONNA TAKE THESE. 154 00:05:30,333 --> 00:05:32,009 - HI. WELCOME TO CIRQUE SCHOOL. - HI. 155 00:05:32,033 --> 00:05:33,710 HOW ARE YOU? - GOOD. HOW ARE YOU? 156 00:05:33,734 --> 00:05:35,276 I'M REX. 157 00:05:35,300 --> 00:05:36,747 - NICE TO MEET YOU. WELCOME TO CIRQUE SCHOOL. 158 00:05:36,771 --> 00:05:38,142 - THANK YOU SO MUCH. 159 00:05:38,166 --> 00:05:39,576 I'M THE ONE THAT CALLED... - RIGHT. 160 00:05:39,600 --> 00:05:41,576 - AND I'M BRINGING A BUNCH OF MY GIRLFRIENDS IN. 161 00:05:41,600 --> 00:05:43,309 - SEVEN OF YOU GUYS, TOTAL? - THAT'S RIGHT. 162 00:05:43,333 --> 00:05:45,148 - RIGHT. LET ME INTRODUCE YOU TO THE SCHOOL DIRECTOR, ALOYSIA. 163 00:05:45,172 --> 00:05:46,142 - OKAY. 164 00:05:46,166 --> 00:05:47,143 - YEAH? - YEAH. 165 00:05:47,167 --> 00:05:49,042 - COME ON DOWN. - WOW. 166 00:05:49,066 --> 00:05:50,409 WHEN I WAS A LITTLE GIRL, 167 00:05:50,433 --> 00:05:51,547 I USED TO HAVE TO TRAIN 168 00:05:51,571 --> 00:05:53,276 WITH DIFFERENT COACHES AND STUNT PEOPLE 169 00:05:53,300 --> 00:05:55,509 FOR MANY DIFFERENT SHOWS AND MOVIES. 170 00:05:55,533 --> 00:05:57,547 AND I JUST REMEMBER HOW MUCH FUN I HAD, 171 00:05:57,571 --> 00:06:00,009 YOU KNOW, DOING ALL THE BALANCE BEAM 172 00:06:00,033 --> 00:06:02,347 AND ALL THE DIFFERENT STUFF, AND I THOUGHT THIS WOULD BE 173 00:06:02,371 --> 00:06:04,009 A GREAT PLACE TO TAKE MY FRIENDS. 174 00:06:04,033 --> 00:06:05,378 - ALOYSIA, THIS IS KIM. KIM, ALOYSIA. 175 00:06:05,402 --> 00:06:06,547 - HI. WELCOME TO CIRQUE SCHOOL. 176 00:06:06,571 --> 00:06:07,976 - KIM RICHARDS. NICE TO MEET YOU. 177 00:06:08,000 --> 00:06:10,176 - YOU'RE VERY COURAGEOUS. - YES. 178 00:06:10,200 --> 00:06:12,047 WELL, I THINK SO. - YOU ARE. 179 00:06:12,071 --> 00:06:15,242 - WE'RE GOING TO DO TIGHT-ROPING 180 00:06:15,266 --> 00:06:18,009 AND SOME ACROBATIC STUFF. 181 00:06:18,033 --> 00:06:20,109 OH, MY GOSH, OH, MY GOSH, OH, MY GOSH! 182 00:06:20,133 --> 00:06:21,450 - OBVIOUSLY, THESE ARE ADVANCED STUDENTS. 183 00:06:21,474 --> 00:06:24,309 THIS IS THE AERIAL FABRIC. THAT'S TRAPEZE. 184 00:06:24,333 --> 00:06:27,750 THERE'S A PAIR WORKING ON IT, SO WE CALL IT DUO TRAPEZE. 185 00:06:27,774 --> 00:06:30,276 IN THE BACK IS AERIAL STRAPS. 186 00:06:30,300 --> 00:06:31,343 - OH, WOW. 187 00:06:31,367 --> 00:06:32,710 - AGAIN, MORE ADVANCED... 188 00:06:32,734 --> 00:06:34,451 YOU WILL NOT BE MASTERING THOSE SKILLS QUITE YET 189 00:06:34,475 --> 00:06:35,576 IN ONE DAY. 190 00:06:35,600 --> 00:06:37,509 SO WE'RE GONNA FIND OUT WHICH KIND OF SKILLS 191 00:06:37,533 --> 00:06:39,710 YOU WANT YOUR GROUP TO GO THROUGH. 192 00:06:39,734 --> 00:06:41,579 - WHAT SKILLS WE HAVE. - YES. 193 00:06:41,603 --> 00:06:43,576 - MY SISTER CAN DO THE SPLITS. - THERE YOU GO. 194 00:06:43,600 --> 00:06:47,176 [crowd cheering] 195 00:06:47,200 --> 00:06:48,476 - YOU WANT TO TRY? - WELL... 196 00:06:48,500 --> 00:06:51,042 - YEAH? OKAY. HANDS UP. 197 00:06:51,066 --> 00:06:53,076 I'M GONNA WRAP THIS AROUND YOUR RIGHT LEG. 198 00:06:53,100 --> 00:06:55,276 - MY HOPE FOR THE CIRCUS SCHOOL 199 00:06:55,300 --> 00:06:57,476 IS THAT WE CAN ALL COME TOGETHER 200 00:06:57,500 --> 00:06:59,343 AND JUST HAVE SOME FUN, 201 00:06:59,367 --> 00:07:02,009 MAYBE BOND A LITTLE BIT... 202 00:07:02,033 --> 00:07:04,047 PUTTING EVERYTHING ASIDE FOR THE DAY. 203 00:07:04,071 --> 00:07:05,443 - THIS FOOT GOES DIRECTLY ON TOP. 204 00:07:05,467 --> 00:07:07,643 THAT'S YOUR BRAKE. - YES. 205 00:07:07,667 --> 00:07:10,276 - NOW PULL YOUR KNEES GENTLY INTO YOUR CHEST. 206 00:07:10,300 --> 00:07:12,543 BOTH KNEES GO INTO YOUR CHEST. THERE YOU GO. 207 00:07:12,567 --> 00:07:13,543 AND PUSH OFF OF YOUR FEET. 208 00:07:13,567 --> 00:07:14,509 - [grunts] - THERE YOU GO. 209 00:07:14,533 --> 00:07:15,710 YOU JUST DID IT. GOOD. 210 00:07:15,734 --> 00:07:17,076 ONE MORE TIME. 211 00:07:17,100 --> 00:07:18,347 PULL YOUR KNEES INTO YOUR CHEST. 212 00:07:18,371 --> 00:07:19,643 KNEES GO INTO YOUR CHEST. 213 00:07:19,667 --> 00:07:21,209 - [laughs] 214 00:07:21,233 --> 00:07:22,980 - WHERE ARE THOSE ABS? - [laughing] 215 00:07:23,004 --> 00:07:24,200 - LITTLE ONES. 216 00:07:27,000 --> 00:07:29,476 - WOULD YOU LIKE A WATER? [laughs] 217 00:07:29,500 --> 00:07:31,330 - I'M A LITTLE TIRED FROM THE LAST THING. 218 00:07:43,467 --> 00:07:45,543 - YOU KNOW, I PICKED UP SOPHIA AND ALL HER FRIENDS. 219 00:07:45,567 --> 00:07:49,009 IF YOU COULD HEAR THE SEVEN GRADE... 220 00:07:49,033 --> 00:07:50,676 SEVENTH-GRADE DRAMA, 221 00:07:50,700 --> 00:07:53,676 IT SOUNDS LIKE THE SAME EXACT THING 30 YEARS LATER. 222 00:07:53,700 --> 00:07:54,976 - HELLO, HELLO. - HELLO, THERE. 223 00:07:55,000 --> 00:07:56,142 - HEY. - HI. 224 00:07:56,166 --> 00:07:57,409 - HEY, YOU GUYS. - HOW ARE YOU? 225 00:07:57,433 --> 00:07:59,409 - NICE TO SEE YOU. - [speaking Spanish] 226 00:07:59,433 --> 00:08:01,376 [both speaking Spanish] 227 00:08:01,400 --> 00:08:02,576 - HOW ARE YOU? HI, BEAUTIFUL. 228 00:08:02,600 --> 00:08:03,710 - MWAH. 229 00:08:03,734 --> 00:08:05,079 I'M GONNA GET OUT ALL THE WAY, 230 00:08:05,103 --> 00:08:06,309 JUST COME OUT AND SAY HI. 231 00:08:06,333 --> 00:08:07,509 HOW ARE YOU? NICE TO SEE YOU. 232 00:08:07,533 --> 00:08:09,180 - GREAT TO SEE YOU. YOU LOOK GREAT. 233 00:08:09,204 --> 00:08:11,309 - THANK YOU. 234 00:08:11,333 --> 00:08:13,443 - I LOVE THAT NECKLACE. - OH, THANK YOU. 235 00:08:13,467 --> 00:08:15,109 - IT'S BEAUTIFUL. IS THAT FROM YOUR STORE? 236 00:08:15,133 --> 00:08:16,650 - IT IS. IT'S FROM MY STORE. - I LOVE IT. 237 00:08:16,674 --> 00:08:18,309 - THANK YOU. - GORGEOUS. 238 00:08:18,333 --> 00:08:20,242 KYLE HAS A GREAT ENERGY. 239 00:08:20,266 --> 00:08:22,042 SHE'S VIVACIOUS. SHE'S CHARMING. 240 00:08:22,066 --> 00:08:24,142 SO SHE MAKES ME FEEL A LITTLE BIT 241 00:08:24,166 --> 00:08:25,609 LIKE I'M HANGING OUT WITH A SISTER. 242 00:08:25,633 --> 00:08:27,710 - I'M GLAD WE'RE DOING THIS. IT'S NICE TO, UH... 243 00:08:27,734 --> 00:08:29,047 - FANTASTIC. - SIT DOWN... 244 00:08:29,071 --> 00:08:30,409 AND HAVE A NICE DINNER. 245 00:08:30,433 --> 00:08:32,109 - I LIKE IT HERE. THAT PLATE LOOKS FANTASTIC. 246 00:08:32,133 --> 00:08:33,443 - I LOVE IT. 247 00:08:33,467 --> 00:08:34,743 - DID YOU HAVE A MOMENT TO LOOK AT THE MENU? 248 00:08:34,767 --> 00:08:36,309 - WHAT DO YOU RECOMMEND? 249 00:08:36,333 --> 00:08:38,048 - THE CHEF'S KNOWN FOR HIS GRILLED PIZZETTES. 250 00:08:38,072 --> 00:08:39,343 HE HAS THEM IN ALL HIS RESTAURANTS. 251 00:08:39,367 --> 00:08:40,476 THEY ARE GRILLED INSTEAD OF BAKED... 252 00:08:40,500 --> 00:08:41,277 - A GRILLED WHO? - PIZZETTE. 253 00:08:41,301 --> 00:08:42,309 - PIZZETTE, YEAH. 254 00:08:42,333 --> 00:08:43,343 - WHAT IS THAT? 255 00:08:43,367 --> 00:08:44,443 - IT'S A GRILLED PIZZA, BASICALLY. 256 00:08:44,467 --> 00:08:46,242 - OH. OH, MY GOD. 257 00:08:46,266 --> 00:08:47,976 WE LIVE IN BEVERLY HILLS. 258 00:08:48,000 --> 00:08:49,409 - [laughs] IT'S A FANCY PIZZA. 259 00:08:49,433 --> 00:08:51,142 - CAN YOU JUST SAY THAT NEXT TIME? 260 00:08:51,166 --> 00:08:52,276 - IT'S NOT ITALIAN ANYMORE, THE PIZZA. 261 00:08:52,300 --> 00:08:54,376 THEY MADE IT FRENCH. - IT'S A SEXY THING. 262 00:08:54,400 --> 00:08:55,545 - I'LL TAKE THAT. YOU WANT ONE? - THAT'S GREAT. 263 00:08:55,569 --> 00:08:57,009 - YOU WANT ONE? - YEAH, WE'LL SHARE ONE. 264 00:08:57,033 --> 00:08:58,543 - AND THE OCTOPUS IS REALLY GOOD TOO. 265 00:08:58,567 --> 00:08:59,743 THAT'S A NEW ADDITION TO THE... 266 00:08:59,767 --> 00:09:02,176 - I LOVE OCTOPUS TOO. - OKAY, PERFECT. 267 00:09:02,200 --> 00:09:03,609 - WE'RE SUPPOSED TO BE GOING... 268 00:09:03,633 --> 00:09:04,980 DID KIM CALL YOU? MY SISTER? 269 00:09:05,004 --> 00:09:06,109 TO A CIRCUS. 270 00:09:06,133 --> 00:09:07,347 WHAT ON GOD'S GREEN EARTH? 271 00:09:07,371 --> 00:09:09,144 IF KIM'S GONNA DO THIS, LET'S DO IT RIGHT 272 00:09:09,168 --> 00:09:12,743 AND PUT ONE OF THE GIRLS INTO A CAGE WITH A LION. 273 00:09:12,767 --> 00:09:14,076 SO SHE'S LIKE, 274 00:09:14,100 --> 00:09:15,443 "SO I HAD THIS IDEA, 275 00:09:15,467 --> 00:09:16,976 "AND I WANTED TO INVITE YOU. 276 00:09:17,000 --> 00:09:18,209 WE'RE GONNA BE JUGGLING." 277 00:09:18,233 --> 00:09:19,650 I'M LIKE, "YOU MEAN, LIKE..." - OH, COME ON. 278 00:09:19,674 --> 00:09:21,976 - "LIFE, JUGGLING OUR LIFE OR JUGGLING BALLS?" 279 00:09:22,000 --> 00:09:23,576 - [squeals] I'M GOOD AT JUGGLING THE BALLS. 280 00:09:23,600 --> 00:09:25,076 - [chuckles] - RIGHT, BABY? 281 00:09:25,100 --> 00:09:26,676 - WE'RE GOOD AT JUGGLING. - I CAN JUGGLE BALLS. 282 00:09:26,700 --> 00:09:28,076 - [laughs] - I THINK SO. 283 00:09:28,100 --> 00:09:29,609 [laughter] 284 00:09:29,633 --> 00:09:31,047 - THE OCTOPUS. - I LOVE IT. 285 00:09:31,071 --> 00:09:32,309 - OH, THAT LOOKS FANTASTIC. 286 00:09:32,333 --> 00:09:33,643 - WOW. - THAT LOOKS DELICIOUS. 287 00:09:33,667 --> 00:09:35,076 - THIS IS THE PEET-SET. - I LOVE IT. 288 00:09:35,100 --> 00:09:36,242 - PIZZETTE. - PIZZETTE. 289 00:09:36,266 --> 00:09:37,443 - LOOK AT THIS. - DO YOU THINK SO? 290 00:09:37,467 --> 00:09:38,743 - ONE OF MY NIECES ON TV RIGHT NOW. 291 00:09:38,767 --> 00:09:41,343 - "HILTON WEDDING RUMORS"? - MY NIECE IS GETTING MARRIED? 292 00:09:41,367 --> 00:09:43,476 - [laughs] YEAH. 293 00:09:43,500 --> 00:09:45,276 - THIS IS HOW I HAVE TO FIND OUT, 294 00:09:45,300 --> 00:09:46,710 THROUGH THE NEWS AND TV. - YOU'RE LIKE, "WHAT?" 295 00:09:46,734 --> 00:09:48,179 NOW YOU HAVE TO CALL HER. "ARE YOU GETTING MARRIED?" 296 00:09:48,203 --> 00:09:49,276 - SHE'S NOT GETTING MARRIED. THAT'S ALL BALONEY, 297 00:09:49,300 --> 00:09:50,347 LIKE EVERYTHING ELSE, YOU KNOW. 298 00:09:50,371 --> 00:09:51,609 WHEN YOU'RE IN THE SPOTLIGHT, 299 00:09:51,633 --> 00:09:53,176 PEOPLE ARE GONNA LIE... 300 00:09:53,200 --> 00:09:54,209 - NO, I KNOW WHAT YOU'RE GOING THROUGH 301 00:09:54,233 --> 00:09:55,743 AND ALL THE NONSENSE. 302 00:09:55,767 --> 00:09:57,276 - WHEN EVERYBODY, UM... 303 00:09:57,300 --> 00:09:59,976 WHEN ANYBODY TRIES TO COME IN BETWEEN US 304 00:10:00,000 --> 00:10:01,609 OR TRY TO LIE OR CREATE SOMETHING, 305 00:10:01,633 --> 00:10:03,150 IT ACTUALLY MAKES US STRONGER. 306 00:10:03,174 --> 00:10:05,142 ANYTIME I SEE, YOU KNOW, 307 00:10:05,166 --> 00:10:07,609 MY NIECES OR MY FAMILY OR ME, YOU KNOW, 308 00:10:07,633 --> 00:10:09,409 FLASHED ACROSS, YOU KNOW, THE TV OR SOMETHING, 309 00:10:09,433 --> 00:10:11,142 MY FIRST THOUGHT IS... [gasps] 310 00:10:11,166 --> 00:10:12,643 "OH, MY GOD, WHAT ARE THEY GONNA SAY? 311 00:10:12,667 --> 00:10:14,244 IS IT A LIE? IS IT TRUE?" 312 00:10:14,268 --> 00:10:16,376 'CAUSE WE'RE LIKE... WE KNOW WHAT WE HAVE. 313 00:10:16,400 --> 00:10:19,176 - THEN YOU'RE GLUED TOGETHER, BECAUSE YOU'RE LIKE... 314 00:10:19,200 --> 00:10:20,476 - AND THEN YOU FLY TOGETHER. 315 00:10:20,500 --> 00:10:22,109 - IT'S THE TWO OF YOU AGAINST THE REST. 316 00:10:22,133 --> 00:10:23,450 - WE KNOW WHAT WE HAVE... - LET ME TELL YOU SOMETHING. 317 00:10:23,474 --> 00:10:24,543 - AND NOTHING CAN BREAK IT. 318 00:10:24,567 --> 00:10:26,376 - ANY OF THESE [bleep] GIRLS 319 00:10:26,400 --> 00:10:28,747 CAN DO A LIE DETECTOR TEST WITH ME TOMORROW, 320 00:10:28,771 --> 00:10:31,176 AND I... THAT... AND NO PROBLEM. 321 00:10:31,200 --> 00:10:32,509 - BUT YOU WOULD NEVER HAVE TO DO THAT, 322 00:10:32,533 --> 00:10:33,650 BECAUSE YOUR WIFE BELIEVES YOU. 323 00:10:33,674 --> 00:10:34,710 SO IT'S SILLY, EVEN. 324 00:10:34,734 --> 00:10:36,311 WHEN I WAS MISS PUERTO RICO, 325 00:10:36,335 --> 00:10:39,009 I ACTUALLY HAD TO DEAL WITH RUMORS IN THE PRESS. 326 00:10:39,033 --> 00:10:41,547 IT'S ACTUALLY VERY UPSETTING WHEN SOMEBODY TRIES 327 00:10:41,571 --> 00:10:43,109 TO ATTACK YOUR FAMILY FOR NO REASON. 328 00:10:43,133 --> 00:10:44,509 - BUT IT JUST GOES TO SHOW, LIKE, 329 00:10:44,533 --> 00:10:48,209 WHEN YOU PUT YOURSELF OUT THERE IN THE SPOTLIGHT, WHICH... 330 00:10:48,233 --> 00:10:50,509 I HAVE TO LIVE WITH THAT GUILT NOW 331 00:10:50,533 --> 00:10:52,309 BECAUSE, YOU KNOW, THAT'S BECAUSE OF ME 332 00:10:52,333 --> 00:10:54,176 AND MY FAMILY, ACTUALLY. 333 00:10:54,200 --> 00:10:56,409 AND... 334 00:10:56,433 --> 00:10:59,579 YOU REALLY THINK, "ARE PEOPLE THAT DISGUSTING?" 335 00:10:59,603 --> 00:11:01,476 YOU CAN'T IMAGINE. LIKE, I REALLY AM... 336 00:11:01,500 --> 00:11:03,509 I REALIZE HOW NAIVE I AM. 337 00:11:03,533 --> 00:11:05,180 - AND I GUESS YOU CAN'T PREPARE FOR IT, RIGHT? 338 00:11:05,204 --> 00:11:06,576 THAT'S JUST... 339 00:11:06,600 --> 00:11:08,476 - NO, BECAUSE YOU CAN'T THINK THAT THERE ARE HUMAN BEINGS 340 00:11:08,500 --> 00:11:10,109 THAT REALLY WOULD DO SOMETHING LIKE THAT. 341 00:11:10,133 --> 00:11:11,209 YOU CAN'T COMPREHEND THAT. 342 00:11:11,233 --> 00:11:12,643 GROWING UP IN THE PUBLIC EYE 343 00:11:12,667 --> 00:11:14,576 LIKE MY SISTER AND I DID WAS OBVIOUSLY VERY DIFFERENT. 344 00:11:14,600 --> 00:11:17,710 AND I REALIZE THAT, AS LONG AS YOU'RE IN THE SPOTLIGHT, 345 00:11:17,734 --> 00:11:21,343 PEOPLE ARE GOING TO SAY BAD THINGS ABOUT YOU. 346 00:11:21,367 --> 00:11:25,242 - LIKE, YOU JUST LOSE ALL FAITH IN HUMANITY 347 00:11:25,266 --> 00:11:28,009 WHEN YOU SEE SOMEBODY JUST THAT CAN ACTUALLY, LIKE, DO THAT. 348 00:11:28,033 --> 00:11:29,350 I MEAN, THAT'S ALL... I MEAN, THAT'S... 349 00:11:29,374 --> 00:11:30,976 AND, YOU KNOW, THAT'S ALL... 350 00:11:31,000 --> 00:11:33,009 IT'S LIKE, I DON'T EVEN KNOW WHAT ELSE TO SAY ABOUT IT. 351 00:11:33,033 --> 00:11:34,350 - WE CHOOSE TO SURROUND OURSELVES 352 00:11:34,374 --> 00:11:36,976 WITH PEOPLE THAT KNOW US INSIDE AND OUT 353 00:11:37,000 --> 00:11:39,142 AND KNOW WHO WE ARE. 354 00:11:39,166 --> 00:11:40,543 AND EVEN THOUGH PEOPLE 355 00:11:40,567 --> 00:11:42,376 MAY SEE SOMETHING OR HEAR SOMETHING AND GO, 356 00:11:42,400 --> 00:11:44,576 "OH, I WONDER," WE'RE NOT SUPPOSED TO CARE, 357 00:11:44,600 --> 00:11:47,376 BUT YOU DO CARE A LITTLE BIT, AND IT HURTS. 358 00:11:47,400 --> 00:11:49,630 IT'S UNBELIEVABLE. 359 00:11:52,333 --> 00:11:53,576 - COMING UP... 360 00:11:53,600 --> 00:11:55,276 - YESTERDAY I'M GETTING CHASED DOWN IN CALABASAS 361 00:11:55,300 --> 00:11:57,245 BY THE PAPARAZZI, SAYING KYLE RICHARDS 362 00:11:57,269 --> 00:11:58,509 IS CALLING ME A BULLY. 363 00:11:58,533 --> 00:12:00,180 - SOMETIMES YOU NEED TO TALK ABOUT THOSE THINGS. 364 00:12:00,204 --> 00:12:04,100 - WELL, TODAY IS NOT THE DAY. 365 00:12:22,467 --> 00:12:23,743 - THOSE ARE CUTE. - OH, THESE ARE CUTE. 366 00:12:23,767 --> 00:12:25,576 - DO YOU WANT TO BORROW THOSE? - YEAH. 367 00:12:25,600 --> 00:12:27,247 - CHECK MY NEW GLASSES. - OH, THOSE ARE CUTE. 368 00:12:27,271 --> 00:12:28,543 ARE THOSE FROM THE 1970s? 369 00:12:28,567 --> 00:12:30,543 - NO, THEY'RE FROM LOUIS VUITTON PURPLE. 370 00:12:30,567 --> 00:12:32,009 - SO I HAVE A QUESTION. 371 00:12:32,033 --> 00:12:34,209 CAN I TAKE SOME HATS TO LONDON? 372 00:12:34,233 --> 00:12:35,280 - HOW ARE YOU GOING TO CARRY THAT? 373 00:12:35,304 --> 00:12:36,647 BECAUSE YOU CAN'T JUST... 374 00:12:36,671 --> 00:12:40,109 - YOU STUFF IT WITH SOCKS SO IT DOESN'T GO IN. 375 00:12:40,133 --> 00:12:41,343 - MM... 376 00:12:41,367 --> 00:12:42,543 - OR YOU JUST GET A PERSONAL HAT BAG. 377 00:12:42,567 --> 00:12:43,609 - ARE YOU STEALING ANOTHER T-SHIRT? 378 00:12:43,633 --> 00:12:44,680 IS THAT WHAT YOU'RE DOING? 379 00:12:44,704 --> 00:12:46,076 - [gasps] GIGI! 380 00:12:46,100 --> 00:12:47,609 - IT'S CUTE WHEN YOU HAVE GIRLS 381 00:12:47,633 --> 00:12:49,079 THE SAME SIZE AS YOU ARE, 382 00:12:49,103 --> 00:12:51,076 SO NOW THEY CAN BORROW THINGS FROM ME. 383 00:12:51,100 --> 00:12:52,343 BUT... 384 00:12:52,367 --> 00:12:53,609 SOMETIMES THEY DON'T BRING IT BACK, 385 00:12:53,633 --> 00:12:56,142 SO THAT'S NOT THAT CUTE. [laughs] 386 00:12:56,166 --> 00:12:57,343 - I WANT THOSE. - NO, NO, NO. 387 00:12:57,367 --> 00:12:58,743 - [gasps] I TOLD HER... NO! 388 00:12:58,767 --> 00:13:01,076 THOSE ARE MINE ALREADY FIRST, AND I GET THE ARMY ONES. 389 00:13:01,100 --> 00:13:02,476 - I GOT TO WEAR THEM FIRST BEFORE I GIVE IT TO YOU. 390 00:13:02,500 --> 00:13:03,509 - YOU CAN'T HAVE BOTH OF THOSE. 391 00:13:03,533 --> 00:13:05,076 - CAN I KEEP THOSE LEATHER ONES? 392 00:13:05,100 --> 00:13:06,309 - I WANT THE BOYFRIEND JEANS SHE ALREADY HAS ON. 393 00:13:06,333 --> 00:13:07,409 - NO, NO, NO, NO, NO, NO, NO, NO. 394 00:13:07,433 --> 00:13:09,409 GIGI'S LIFE IS SO CRAZY RIGHT NOW. 395 00:13:09,433 --> 00:13:10,710 SHE HAS PROM IN A COUPLE OF DAYS, 396 00:13:10,734 --> 00:13:13,079 AND AFTER THAT, SHE'S PACKING TO GO TO LONDON 397 00:13:13,103 --> 00:13:15,309 ON A PHOTO SHOOT FOR GRAZIA MAGAZINE. 398 00:13:15,333 --> 00:13:16,548 THOSE ARE MINE. THEY'RE GENUINE. 399 00:13:16,572 --> 00:13:18,044 - THESE ARE LEATHER. - YEAH, THEY'RE MINE. 400 00:13:18,068 --> 00:13:20,142 - YEAH, THEY'RE MINE NOW. - [laughs] NO. 401 00:13:20,166 --> 00:13:22,409 IT'S EASY WHEN YOU'RE PACKING TO GO AWAY FOR THE WEEKEND, 402 00:13:22,433 --> 00:13:23,679 BUT THEN ALL OF A SUDDEN, 403 00:13:23,703 --> 00:13:25,546 WHEN YOUR DAUGHTER STARTS PACKING 404 00:13:25,570 --> 00:13:27,643 FOR HER TRIP TO LONDON TO GO AND DO A JOB, 405 00:13:27,667 --> 00:13:29,276 IT'S LIKE, "WAIT, WAIT. WHERE ARE YOU GOING? 406 00:13:29,300 --> 00:13:30,576 WHEN ARE YOU COMING BACK?" 407 00:13:30,600 --> 00:13:31,609 YOU CANNOT HAVE THIS. 408 00:13:31,633 --> 00:13:32,978 - YEAH, AND YOU CAN DO THOSE ONES, 409 00:13:33,002 --> 00:13:34,009 WHICH ARE THE CHEAP ONES, WHICH... 410 00:13:34,033 --> 00:13:35,109 - NO, NO, NO, NO, NO. 411 00:13:35,133 --> 00:13:36,409 YOU CAN'T HAVE EITHER ONE OF THOSE. 412 00:13:36,433 --> 00:13:38,009 I LOVE YOU BOTH, BUT, NO. 413 00:13:38,033 --> 00:13:40,109 SO WHEN GIGI COMES BACK FROM LONDON, 414 00:13:40,133 --> 00:13:42,279 SHE'LL HAVE THE REST OF THE SUMMER TO SPEND 415 00:13:42,303 --> 00:13:44,409 WITH ALL THE IMPORTANT PEOPLE IN HER LIFE, 416 00:13:44,433 --> 00:13:47,509 AND THEN IT'LL BE THE BIG MOVE TO NEW YORK. 417 00:13:47,533 --> 00:13:49,609 - WOULDN'T YOU RATHER WE SHOP IN YOUR CLOSET 418 00:13:49,633 --> 00:13:51,976 THAN WITH A CREDIT CARD? - YEAH. 419 00:13:52,000 --> 00:13:53,009 I DON'T KNOW. 420 00:13:53,033 --> 00:13:54,347 I DON'T KNOW WHY I THOUGHT I WAS 421 00:13:54,371 --> 00:13:56,343 SUCH A TOUGH-ASS, BECAUSE I'M REALLY NOT. 422 00:13:56,367 --> 00:13:58,209 I GO TO HER ROOM AND, LIKE, CRY. 423 00:13:58,233 --> 00:14:00,979 LIKE, I MISS HER, AND SHE HASN'T EVEN LEFT YET. 424 00:14:01,003 --> 00:14:02,576 I'M SO GLAD, GIGI, THAT YOU ARE MAKING 425 00:14:02,600 --> 00:14:04,076 YOUR OWN SHOPPING MONEY NOW. 426 00:14:04,100 --> 00:14:06,042 - YEAH, GIRL. - AND, BELLA... 427 00:14:06,066 --> 00:14:07,509 - I TALKED TO MY BANKER THE OTHER DAY. 428 00:14:07,533 --> 00:14:08,548 ISN'T THAT WEIRD? - YOU DID? 429 00:14:08,572 --> 00:14:09,710 - YEAH, SHE CALLED ME. SHE'S LIKE... 430 00:14:09,734 --> 00:14:10,751 - OH, DID SHE RECEIVE YOUR CHECKS? 431 00:14:10,775 --> 00:14:12,309 - YEAH. - YOUR DEPOSITS? 432 00:14:12,333 --> 00:14:13,580 - AND SHE'S LIKE, "HOW MUCH DO YOU WANT IN YOUR SAVINGS?" 433 00:14:13,604 --> 00:14:15,009 AND I WAS LIKE... I FELT SO COOL. 434 00:14:15,033 --> 00:14:16,350 I WAS LIKE, "YOU CAN PUT HALF IN THERE." 435 00:14:16,374 --> 00:14:18,142 FELT SO COOL. - YOU SAID... THAT IS SO CUTE. 436 00:14:18,166 --> 00:14:19,576 - SHE'S LIKE, "THANK YOU. THANK YOU, MISS HADID." 437 00:14:19,600 --> 00:14:21,546 I WAS LIKE, "YOU'RE WELCOME, MISS BANKER." 438 00:14:21,570 --> 00:14:22,743 - [laughs] MISS BANKER. 439 00:14:22,767 --> 00:14:25,144 THAT IS SO CUTE. - IT WAS REALLY COOL. 440 00:14:25,168 --> 00:14:27,309 - I'M PRETTY SURE I HAVE, LIKE, $8 TO MY NAME, SO... 441 00:14:27,333 --> 00:14:30,309 SO I'M GONNA START WITH THAT CAREER THING. 442 00:14:30,333 --> 00:14:33,609 - I HAVE RAISED ALL MY KIDS IN A VERY REALISTIC WAY, 443 00:14:33,633 --> 00:14:36,147 EVEN THOUGH THEY LIVE A VERY PRIVILEGED LIFE. 444 00:14:36,171 --> 00:14:38,042 - CAN WE VIDEO-CHAT EVERY DAY? - MM-HMM. 445 00:14:38,066 --> 00:14:39,409 LOVE YOU. 446 00:14:39,433 --> 00:14:40,378 - OKAY, LOVE YOU GUYS. - OKAY, MOMMY, I GOT IT. 447 00:14:40,402 --> 00:14:41,377 THANK YOU, LOVE YOU. - OKAY. 448 00:14:41,401 --> 00:14:42,443 - BYE. - BYE. 449 00:14:42,467 --> 00:14:44,443 I'VE ALWAYS GAVE THEM REALITY CHECKS 450 00:14:44,467 --> 00:14:48,009 AND HOPEFULLY RAISED REALLY INDEPENDENT CHILDREN 451 00:14:48,033 --> 00:14:49,176 THAT WORK. 452 00:14:49,200 --> 00:14:50,177 THEY NEED TO MAKE THEIR OWN MONEY 453 00:14:50,201 --> 00:14:51,646 AND LEARN TO SURVIVE ON THEIR OWN. 454 00:14:51,670 --> 00:14:53,144 - CAN I HAVE THIS MAKEUP THING? 455 00:14:53,168 --> 00:14:54,526 - NO, NO, NO. - THANK YOU. 456 00:15:08,166 --> 00:15:10,009 - COME HERE! 457 00:15:10,033 --> 00:15:11,579 - DARLING, I'VE GOT A MEETING AT 7:00. 458 00:15:11,603 --> 00:15:12,710 I CAN'T MESS ABOUT. 459 00:15:12,734 --> 00:15:15,076 - QUICKLY. - I'VE GOT A MEETING AT 7:00. 460 00:15:15,100 --> 00:15:16,476 WHAT'S HAPPENING? - THE GUYS ARE HERE. 461 00:15:16,500 --> 00:15:18,309 - DARLING, I'VE GOT A MEETING. I CAN'T MESS ABOUT. 462 00:15:18,333 --> 00:15:20,079 IF YOU WANT TO CUT ROSES AND STUFF, 463 00:15:20,103 --> 00:15:21,276 YOU GO DO THEM ON YOUR OWN. 464 00:15:21,300 --> 00:15:23,343 - I LOVE TO SURPRISE LISA... 465 00:15:23,367 --> 00:15:25,609 I MADE A LITTLE SURPRISE FOR YOU. 466 00:15:25,633 --> 00:15:27,743 - WHAT? - THIS. 467 00:15:27,767 --> 00:15:29,743 - [gasps] THIS IS SO MUCH FUN! 468 00:15:29,767 --> 00:15:34,409 - BECAUSE SHE ALWAYS SAYS SHE DOESN'T NEED ANYTHING 469 00:15:34,433 --> 00:15:35,609 AND DOESN'T WANT ANYTHING. 470 00:15:35,633 --> 00:15:37,976 [whistling] 471 00:15:38,000 --> 00:15:41,076 COME ON, PIKACHU! PIKACHU! 472 00:15:41,100 --> 00:15:42,643 COME ON! 473 00:15:42,667 --> 00:15:46,676 PIKACHU, COME ON! COME ON, COME ON! 474 00:15:46,700 --> 00:15:50,309 - OH, YOU SEXY BOY! 475 00:15:50,333 --> 00:15:52,176 OH, NO! 476 00:15:52,200 --> 00:15:54,309 OH, YOU... OH! 477 00:15:54,333 --> 00:15:56,109 [gasping] 478 00:15:56,133 --> 00:15:58,309 OH, OH, OH, OH! 479 00:15:58,333 --> 00:16:00,176 OH, WOULD IT BE WRONG... 480 00:16:00,200 --> 00:16:02,609 WOULD IT BE WRONG TO HAVE PUPPY SEX NOW? 481 00:16:02,633 --> 00:16:04,476 OH, I LOVE YOU! 482 00:16:04,500 --> 00:16:07,276 WELCOME! 483 00:16:07,300 --> 00:16:08,710 MWAH, MWAH, MWAH, MWAH. 484 00:16:08,734 --> 00:16:10,609 KEN HAS SURPRISED ME. 485 00:16:10,633 --> 00:16:12,142 HE KNOWS THE BEST WAY TO MY HEART 486 00:16:12,166 --> 00:16:14,176 IS NOT THROUGH JEWELRY... WELL, ACTUALLY, IT IS AS WELL. 487 00:16:14,200 --> 00:16:16,543 LET'S SCRATCH THAT. IT'S PUPPIES. 488 00:16:16,567 --> 00:16:18,343 I'M DOG CRAZY. 489 00:16:18,367 --> 00:16:19,543 WE HAVE FOUR. 490 00:16:19,567 --> 00:16:21,209 AND NOW, SUDDENLY, 491 00:16:21,233 --> 00:16:25,409 WE HAVE A NEW FOUR-LEGGED, BEAUTIFUL, HANDSOME MAN. 492 00:16:25,433 --> 00:16:27,676 OH, OH, OH, I LOVE HIM. 493 00:16:27,700 --> 00:16:29,176 - BEAUTIFUL, ISN'T HE? 494 00:16:29,200 --> 00:16:31,609 - OH, MY GOD, GIGGY'S GONNA HAVE A HEART ATTACK. 495 00:16:31,633 --> 00:16:32,643 - [laughs] 496 00:16:32,667 --> 00:16:34,676 YEAH. YEAH. 497 00:16:34,700 --> 00:16:35,976 HEY, DON'T EAT THAT. 498 00:16:36,000 --> 00:16:37,209 - OH, HE'S BEAUTIFUL, ISN'T HE? 499 00:16:37,233 --> 00:16:38,980 WE WORSHIP OUR DOGS. WE DON'T LOVE THEM. 500 00:16:39,004 --> 00:16:41,209 WE ABSOLUTELY WORSHIP THEM. 501 00:16:41,233 --> 00:16:43,278 I THINK THEY'RE OUR REPLACEMENT CHILDREN, YOU KNOW? 502 00:16:43,302 --> 00:16:45,347 IN FACT, I THINK PROBABLY WE EVEN TREAT THEM BETTER 503 00:16:45,371 --> 00:16:46,543 THAN OUR CHILDREN. 504 00:16:46,567 --> 00:16:47,509 OH, GOOD LORD. 505 00:16:47,533 --> 00:16:49,142 OKAY, LET ME INTRODUCE HIM. 506 00:16:49,166 --> 00:16:50,143 OKAY, GIGGY. 507 00:16:50,167 --> 00:16:52,142 GOOD BOY. 508 00:16:52,166 --> 00:16:54,543 THIS IS GIGGY, OKAY? 509 00:16:54,567 --> 00:16:56,209 - DON'T BE SCARED, GIGGY, BABY. DON'T BE SCARED. 510 00:16:56,233 --> 00:16:57,180 - WHAT DO YOU THINK, GIGGY? 511 00:16:57,204 --> 00:16:58,476 I'VE CALLED HIM RUMPY-PUMPY, 512 00:16:58,500 --> 00:16:59,710 WHICH MEANS KIND OF PLAYFUL SEX, 513 00:16:59,734 --> 00:17:01,748 WHICH GOES VERY WELL WITH GIGOLO. 514 00:17:01,772 --> 00:17:04,209 AND THEN I JUST LOOKED IT UP IN THE URBAN DICTIONARY, 515 00:17:04,233 --> 00:17:06,409 AND APPARENTLY RUMPY-PUMPY MEANS BUTT SEX. 516 00:17:06,433 --> 00:17:08,276 YOU'RE STILL THE MAN. 517 00:17:08,300 --> 00:17:10,476 SO EVERY TIME I'M CALLING "RUMPY-PUMPY" 518 00:17:10,500 --> 00:17:12,009 OUT THE WINDOW, 519 00:17:12,033 --> 00:17:13,209 PEOPLE ARE THINKING I'M SHOUTING "BUTT SEX". 520 00:17:13,233 --> 00:17:15,276 YOU'RE THE MA... [dog growls] 521 00:17:15,300 --> 00:17:17,209 GET AWAY FROM ME. 522 00:17:17,233 --> 00:17:21,009 I'M SO NOT INTERESTED IN YOU RIGHT NOW. 523 00:17:21,033 --> 00:17:23,076 GO ON, SAY HELLO. 524 00:17:23,100 --> 00:17:24,309 [dog growls] - OH, LOOK AT HIS TONGUE. 525 00:17:24,333 --> 00:17:25,476 - AW. 526 00:17:25,500 --> 00:17:27,600 YOU'RE ALWAYS NUMBER ONE, OKAY? 527 00:17:40,033 --> 00:17:41,309 - HEY, KIM. - WELL, HI, REX. HOW ARE YOU? 528 00:17:41,333 --> 00:17:42,750 - HOW ARE YOU? GOOD TO SEE YOU AGAIN. 529 00:17:42,774 --> 00:17:45,309 YOU READY FOR YOUR BIG DAY? - OF COURSE. 530 00:17:45,333 --> 00:17:46,310 - NICE TO SEE YOU. 531 00:17:46,334 --> 00:17:47,710 - ARE YOU READY FOR ME? 532 00:17:47,734 --> 00:17:49,276 - UH, YEAH. - ARE YOU READY FOR THEM? 533 00:17:49,300 --> 00:17:50,609 - WE'RE THE CIRCUS. WE'RE READY FOR ANYTHING. 534 00:17:50,633 --> 00:17:52,076 - OKAY... I DON'T KNOW. 535 00:17:52,100 --> 00:17:53,247 YOU HAVEN'T MET MY FRIENDS YET. 536 00:17:53,271 --> 00:17:56,042 IT'S CIRCUS DAY, AND I'M REALLY EXCITED. 537 00:17:56,066 --> 00:17:59,109 I'M READY TO BE A CIRCUS STAR. [laughs] 538 00:17:59,133 --> 00:18:00,976 HI! - HI! 539 00:18:01,000 --> 00:18:02,346 - HOW ARE YOU? - NERVOUS. 540 00:18:02,370 --> 00:18:03,643 [laughs] - NERVOUS? 541 00:18:03,667 --> 00:18:05,276 - YEAH, I HAVE A LITTLE KINK IN MY NECK. 542 00:18:05,300 --> 00:18:07,209 - OH, NO. - SO I'M A LITTLE... 543 00:18:07,233 --> 00:18:08,509 I TRIED TO... 544 00:18:08,533 --> 00:18:09,450 - WELL, ONCE WE HANG YOU UPSIDE DOWN, 545 00:18:09,474 --> 00:18:10,609 IT SHOULD COME RIGHT OUT. 546 00:18:10,633 --> 00:18:11,743 - [laughs] OKAY. 547 00:18:11,767 --> 00:18:12,744 SOMETHING WILL, FOR SURE. 548 00:18:12,768 --> 00:18:14,376 - YEAH. - HOPEFULLY NOT MY BREAKFAST. 549 00:18:14,400 --> 00:18:16,676 ARE YOU KIDDING? 550 00:18:16,700 --> 00:18:18,242 - GET READY! 551 00:18:18,266 --> 00:18:19,476 - [laughs] OH. 552 00:18:19,500 --> 00:18:20,747 - OH, MY GOD, THAT IS SO GOOD. 553 00:18:20,771 --> 00:18:22,009 - IT'S BEAUTIFUL. 554 00:18:22,033 --> 00:18:23,276 - HI, GUYS. - HI. 555 00:18:23,300 --> 00:18:25,176 - HEY, KIM, HOW ARE YOU? - GOOD. HOW ARE YOU? 556 00:18:25,200 --> 00:18:27,643 - HI, BEAUTIFUL. - HI, LOVE. 557 00:18:27,667 --> 00:18:28,743 HOW ARE YOU? 558 00:18:28,767 --> 00:18:30,209 - YOU LOOK SO PRETTY IN THAT COLOR. 559 00:18:30,233 --> 00:18:32,179 - THANKS. - IT'S 'CAUSE SHE'S DUTCH. 560 00:18:32,203 --> 00:18:33,376 IT MATCHES HER EYEBALLS. 561 00:18:33,400 --> 00:18:36,476 - I HAVEN'T HAD A CONVERSATION WITH KIM 562 00:18:36,500 --> 00:18:39,109 SINCE THE LAST TIME, YOU KNOW, 563 00:18:39,133 --> 00:18:41,609 WHEN SHE KIND OF SIDED WITH HER SISTER 564 00:18:41,633 --> 00:18:43,242 IN JUST SAYING THAT 565 00:18:43,266 --> 00:18:44,710 I SAID BAD THINGS ABOUT LISA. 566 00:18:44,734 --> 00:18:46,448 SHE WASN'T TALKING BEHIND YOUR BACK. 567 00:18:46,472 --> 00:18:47,710 - SHE WAS, YOLANDA. 568 00:18:47,734 --> 00:18:49,479 - SHE WAS NOT TALKING... - YOLANDA! YOLANDA! 569 00:18:49,503 --> 00:18:50,976 - SHE WAS RIGHT THERE IN THE ROOM! 570 00:18:51,000 --> 00:18:52,509 - STOP. THE NIGHT BEFORE, 571 00:18:52,533 --> 00:18:56,476 SHE WAS TALKING BEHIND MY BACK AT DINNER. 572 00:18:56,500 --> 00:18:58,376 - SHE WASN'T. - AND YOU SAID, 573 00:18:58,400 --> 00:19:00,076 "SHE'S NOT YOUR FRIEND. SHE'S FULL OF [bleep]." 574 00:19:00,100 --> 00:19:02,509 - I FEEL LIKE SHE KIND OF, YOU KNOW, 575 00:19:02,533 --> 00:19:03,979 STABBED ME IN THE BACK. 576 00:19:04,003 --> 00:19:06,276 - I'M A LITTLE UPSET WITH YOUR SISTER RIGHT NOW. 577 00:19:06,300 --> 00:19:09,509 - OH, NOT TODAY. - I'M JUST LETTING YOU KNOW. 578 00:19:09,533 --> 00:19:12,980 - TODAY WE'RE GONNA HAVE FUN. - YEAH, IT'S GONNA BE A BLAST. 579 00:19:13,004 --> 00:19:15,543 - I JUST WON'T TALK TO HER, THEN. 580 00:19:15,567 --> 00:19:17,109 - AW. - AW. WHY? 581 00:19:17,133 --> 00:19:18,409 I DON'T UNDERSTAND. WHAT'S GOING ON? 582 00:19:18,433 --> 00:19:19,710 WHY CAN'T WE JUST ALL HAVE FUN TOGETHER? 583 00:19:19,734 --> 00:19:21,276 - I WILL. NO, I WILL. 584 00:19:21,300 --> 00:19:22,676 I'M JUST REALLY... LIKE, I FELT LIKE I WAS... 585 00:19:22,700 --> 00:19:24,276 I HAD GIVEN HER A HEADS-UP 586 00:19:24,300 --> 00:19:26,476 ABOUT A COUPLE THINGS THAT WERE COMING OUT, 587 00:19:26,500 --> 00:19:28,609 STORIES WRITTEN ABOUT HER HUSBAND THAT WERE COMING OUT. 588 00:19:28,633 --> 00:19:30,142 LIKE, AS GIRLS, 589 00:19:30,166 --> 00:19:32,409 LIKE, A GIRL'S GIRL, I GAVE HER A HEADS-UP ABOUT IT. 590 00:19:32,433 --> 00:19:35,280 AND THEN YESTERDAY I'M GETTING CHASED DOWN IN CALABASAS 591 00:19:35,304 --> 00:19:36,509 BY THE PAPARAZZI, 592 00:19:36,533 --> 00:19:38,180 SAYING KYLE RICHARDS IS CALLING ME A BULLY. 593 00:19:38,204 --> 00:19:40,276 - THERE'S A LOT OF PEOPLE TOUTING THE WORD BULLY... 594 00:19:40,300 --> 00:19:41,277 - RIGHT. 595 00:19:41,301 --> 00:19:42,376 - IN THE KYLE RICHARDS SITUATION. 596 00:19:42,400 --> 00:19:43,509 - SHE IS A BULLY? 597 00:19:43,533 --> 00:19:45,147 - NO, YOU'RE THE BULLY, APPARENTLY. 598 00:19:45,171 --> 00:19:46,543 - THERE'S NO BULLYING ABOUT IT. 599 00:19:46,567 --> 00:19:48,109 AND I'M LIKE, "REALLY? 600 00:19:48,133 --> 00:19:49,609 "I'M THE ONE THAT TOLD HER THESE STORIES WERE COMING OUT 601 00:19:49,633 --> 00:19:51,343 SO SHE COULD TRY TO GET THEM SQUASHED." 602 00:19:51,367 --> 00:19:52,476 - OKAY, BUT... - AND IN FRONT OF MY KIDS, 603 00:19:52,500 --> 00:19:54,145 CALLING ME A BULLY, AND MY KIDS ARE LIKE... 604 00:19:54,169 --> 00:19:55,443 - BUT, YOU KNOW, PEOPLE, THEY MAKE UP STUFF, 605 00:19:55,467 --> 00:19:57,176 AND WE DON'T KNOW THAT THAT REALLY HAPPENED. 606 00:19:57,200 --> 00:20:00,009 SO TODAY WHAT WE'RE GONNA DO IS HAVE FUN. 607 00:20:00,033 --> 00:20:01,443 TODAY IS... 608 00:20:01,467 --> 00:20:03,009 - I KNOW, BUT WE CAN'T KEEP PRETENDING, EITHER, 609 00:20:03,033 --> 00:20:04,109 THAT EVERYTHING IS GOOD. - IT'S NOT PRETENDING, YOLANDA. 610 00:20:04,133 --> 00:20:05,509 TODAY WE'RE HERE... NO, IT IS. 611 00:20:05,533 --> 00:20:07,409 IT'S STARTING TO FEEL LIKE... - WE DON'T EVEN KNOW. 612 00:20:07,433 --> 00:20:09,309 THE PAPARAZZI MAKES A LOT OF STUFF UP. 613 00:20:09,333 --> 00:20:11,047 SO TODAY WHAT WE'RE GOING TO DO... 614 00:20:11,071 --> 00:20:13,409 TODAY IS ABOUT US ALL BONDING TODAY 615 00:20:13,433 --> 00:20:14,747 AND SPENDING TIME TOGETHER 616 00:20:14,771 --> 00:20:16,443 AND TRYING TO PUT SOME STUFF ASIDE 617 00:20:16,467 --> 00:20:17,444 AND WORK ON FRIENDSHIPS. 618 00:20:17,468 --> 00:20:18,976 - I KNOW. 619 00:20:19,000 --> 00:20:20,176 BUT, YOU KNOW, SOMETIMES YOU NEED TO TALK 620 00:20:20,200 --> 00:20:21,609 ABOUT THOSE THINGS TO MOVE ON. 621 00:20:21,633 --> 00:20:24,573 - WELL, TODAY IS NOT THE DAY. 622 00:20:26,200 --> 00:20:27,710 - COMING UP... 623 00:20:27,734 --> 00:20:29,481 - YES, HOLD THERE. HOLD THERE. 624 00:20:29,505 --> 00:20:35,130 - BRANDI, COME ON, YOU'VE DONE THAT BEFORE. 625 00:20:41,233 --> 00:20:42,543 - SHE'S HERE. - HI. 626 00:20:42,567 --> 00:20:43,976 - HELLO! - THANK YOU. HOW COOL. 627 00:20:44,000 --> 00:20:45,142 - HI! - HI. 628 00:20:45,166 --> 00:20:46,242 - HOW ARE YOU, PRETTY? - I'M GOOD. 629 00:20:46,266 --> 00:20:48,176 [smooches] 630 00:20:48,200 --> 00:20:50,409 OH, MY GOODNESS. 631 00:20:50,433 --> 00:20:51,609 - WOW. 632 00:20:51,633 --> 00:20:55,743 - HI. HOW ARE YOU? 633 00:20:55,767 --> 00:20:57,509 - OH, MY GOD. 634 00:20:57,533 --> 00:20:59,279 WHERE ARE THE WILD ANIMALS AT THE CIRCUS? 635 00:20:59,303 --> 00:21:01,176 HERE THEY ARE! - WELL, YOU'RE LOOKING AT THEM. 636 00:21:01,200 --> 00:21:02,609 WE WAITED FOR YOU. 637 00:21:02,633 --> 00:21:04,142 - SORRY. 638 00:21:04,166 --> 00:21:07,209 - I KNOW REX HAS A LITTLE PLAN OF HIS OWN, 639 00:21:07,233 --> 00:21:09,509 BUT I THOUGHT THIS WOULD BE A GREAT EXPERIENCE 640 00:21:09,533 --> 00:21:11,242 FOR ALL OF US, 641 00:21:11,266 --> 00:21:12,609 'CAUSE, ONE, IT'S FUN, 642 00:21:12,633 --> 00:21:15,743 AND THERE'S SOME TRUST-BUILDING EXERCISES. 643 00:21:15,767 --> 00:21:17,476 - THIS ISN'T GONNA WORK IN THIS GROUP. 644 00:21:17,500 --> 00:21:18,747 - OH, GOD. [laughter] 645 00:21:18,771 --> 00:21:21,209 - AND I WOULD JUST LIKE TO ASK 646 00:21:21,233 --> 00:21:24,676 THAT TODAY WE PUT ALL OF OUR... 647 00:21:24,700 --> 00:21:27,209 LEAVE ALL OF OUR STUFF OUTSIDE. 648 00:21:27,233 --> 00:21:28,609 - WHAT STUFF? 649 00:21:28,633 --> 00:21:29,980 - JUST ANY STUFF THAT WE HAVE WITH ONE ANOTHER... 650 00:21:30,004 --> 00:21:31,245 - PURSES, WALLETS... 651 00:21:31,269 --> 00:21:33,109 - WE LEAVE IT ALL OUTSIDE THE DOOR... 652 00:21:33,133 --> 00:21:34,309 THAT WE... - EMOTIONAL BAGGAGE. 653 00:21:34,333 --> 00:21:35,479 - ANYTHING WE HAVE... 654 00:21:35,503 --> 00:21:37,309 - HAS SOMEBODY GOT EMOTIONAL BAGGAGE? 655 00:21:37,333 --> 00:21:38,409 - WE LEAVE IT ALL OUTSIDE, 656 00:21:38,433 --> 00:21:39,980 AND THAT WE REALLY TRY TODAY 657 00:21:40,004 --> 00:21:42,743 TO HAVE FUN AND ENJOY EACH OTHER, 658 00:21:42,767 --> 00:21:47,009 THAT WE SUPPORT EACH OTHER TODAY 659 00:21:47,033 --> 00:21:49,509 AND KIND OF... 660 00:21:49,533 --> 00:21:50,979 - JUST TODAY. KIDDING. 661 00:21:51,003 --> 00:21:52,446 - RIGHT, BUT YOU'RE SCARING ME. 662 00:21:52,470 --> 00:21:54,242 LIKE, THIS IS A REAL SERIOUS THING. 663 00:21:54,266 --> 00:21:56,142 WE'RE JUST GONNA, LIKE, HAVE SOME FUN IN HERE, RIGHT? 664 00:21:56,166 --> 00:21:57,242 - HER SPEECH IS A LITTLE SERIOUS. 665 00:21:57,266 --> 00:21:58,443 - I KNOW. LET'S JUST HAVE FUN. 666 00:21:58,467 --> 00:22:01,242 AND WE'RE, YOU KNOW, WE'RE ADULT WOMEN, 667 00:22:01,266 --> 00:22:03,042 SO LET'S JUST GO FOR IT. 668 00:22:03,066 --> 00:22:06,976 - WELL, YOLANDA, YOU'RE BEING RUDE... 669 00:22:07,000 --> 00:22:08,376 I THINK. 670 00:22:08,400 --> 00:22:09,743 YOU'RE NOT LETTING ME... 671 00:22:09,767 --> 00:22:11,209 I'M JUST TRYING TO SAY... - WE GOT IT. 672 00:22:11,233 --> 00:22:12,448 - OH, WOW. - YOU'VE REPEATED YOURSELF 673 00:22:12,472 --> 00:22:13,643 THREE TIMES, SO WE GOT IT. - YOU SAID THAT 674 00:22:13,667 --> 00:22:15,142 WE'RE ALL SUPPOSED TO BE HAPPY TODAY, SO THAT WAS... 675 00:22:15,166 --> 00:22:16,309 - YEAH, LET'S BE HAPPY. - BY THE WAY, 676 00:22:16,333 --> 00:22:17,678 I HAVEN'T HEARD MY SISTER SAY ONE THING. 677 00:22:17,702 --> 00:22:19,676 I JUST HEARD... THAT'S THE FIRST TIME I'VE HEARD IT. 678 00:22:19,700 --> 00:22:21,409 - I'M REALLY EXCITED 679 00:22:21,433 --> 00:22:23,350 TO SEE HER, YOU KNOW, FEELING HER BEANS 680 00:22:23,374 --> 00:22:25,376 AND STICKING TO HER SOBRIETY. 681 00:22:25,400 --> 00:22:27,009 BUT WITH THAT SAID, 682 00:22:27,033 --> 00:22:28,509 I DON'T NEED TO BE TOLD HOW TO BEHAVE. 683 00:22:28,533 --> 00:22:30,009 - LET'S HEAR HER OUT, 684 00:22:30,033 --> 00:22:31,209 BECAUSE SHE ORGANIZED IT FOR US. 685 00:22:31,233 --> 00:22:32,150 - WE'RE LISTENING. - [sighs] 686 00:22:32,174 --> 00:22:34,042 - WELL, YOU'RE NOT. - I AM. 687 00:22:34,066 --> 00:22:35,176 - OH, BLOODY HELL. REALLY? 688 00:22:35,200 --> 00:22:37,042 I JUST WANT TO GO CLIMB 689 00:22:37,066 --> 00:22:38,643 AND SWING ON SOMETHING. I REALLY DO. 690 00:22:38,667 --> 00:22:40,142 - WHAT? ARE YOU OKAY? 691 00:22:40,166 --> 00:22:42,543 OH, MY GOD, WE'RE GONNA HAVE FUN. 692 00:22:42,567 --> 00:22:45,576 - YOU JUST SAID LET'S HAVE FUN, SO LET'S HAVE FUN. 693 00:22:45,600 --> 00:22:47,176 IF THAT'S WHAT YOU WANT AND WE'RE NOT GONNA... 694 00:22:47,200 --> 00:22:48,710 - THIS IS WHAT I WAS TELLING YOU. 695 00:22:48,734 --> 00:22:50,409 - UGH. 696 00:22:50,433 --> 00:22:52,376 WHAT? 697 00:22:52,400 --> 00:22:54,476 I'M SAYING, YOU JUST SAID LET'S LEAVE THE DRAMA BEHIND, 698 00:22:54,500 --> 00:22:55,576 AND THEN YOU JUST SAID SHE WAS RUDE. 699 00:22:55,600 --> 00:22:57,543 - BUT SHE IS. - SHE WASN'T. 700 00:22:57,567 --> 00:22:59,144 - I JUST WANT TO GET GOING. - YOU ARE... 701 00:22:59,168 --> 00:23:01,643 NO, EVEN WHEN YOU FIRST CAME IN. 702 00:23:01,667 --> 00:23:03,244 REALLY, I WOULD JUST LIKE TO HAVE FUN. 703 00:23:03,268 --> 00:23:05,209 I WOULD LIKE TO MAKE THIS A FUN EXPERIENCE 704 00:23:05,233 --> 00:23:08,042 AND, YOU KNOW... SO THAT'S IT. 705 00:23:08,066 --> 00:23:09,443 - SHE SAID NO DRAMA, 706 00:23:09,467 --> 00:23:11,076 AND THEN SHE YELLS AT YOLANDA. 707 00:23:11,100 --> 00:23:13,976 [laughs] I MEAN, COME ON, LADY! 708 00:23:14,000 --> 00:23:16,045 GONNA SHAKE HER LIKE A LITTLE BABY DOLL. 709 00:23:16,069 --> 00:23:17,443 - HEY, COME ON OVER HERE WITH ME, 710 00:23:17,467 --> 00:23:19,042 AND I'LL TELL YOU A LITTLE BIT ABOUT THE SPACE. 711 00:23:19,066 --> 00:23:20,309 TAKE OFF YOUR SHOES NOW, AND THEN I'LL TELL YOU 712 00:23:20,333 --> 00:23:21,578 A LITTLE BIT, I'LL SHOW YOU AROUND A LITTLE BIT, 713 00:23:21,602 --> 00:23:22,577 AND THEN WE'LL GET STARTED. 714 00:23:22,601 --> 00:23:24,242 - OH, BOY. - COME ON. 715 00:23:24,266 --> 00:23:26,543 WHAT'S GOING ON NOW? 716 00:23:26,567 --> 00:23:28,643 - SHE CAME IN HERE LIKE THAT. 717 00:23:28,667 --> 00:23:30,343 - LIKE WHAT? - AND, HONESTLY... 718 00:23:30,367 --> 00:23:33,109 - THEY'RE DOING MEAN GIRLS. THAT'S WHAT THEY LIKE TO DO. 719 00:23:33,133 --> 00:23:35,476 MY SISTER INVITED ALL OF US HERE. 720 00:23:35,500 --> 00:23:36,976 WE'RE HERE TO HAVE A NICE DAY. 721 00:23:37,000 --> 00:23:38,245 FOR SOMEONE WHO SEEMS TO HAVE 722 00:23:38,269 --> 00:23:40,209 SUCH HIGH STANDARDS OF EVERYONE, 723 00:23:40,233 --> 00:23:43,076 YOLANDA IS NOT BEHAVING VERY POLITELY. 724 00:23:43,100 --> 00:23:44,710 - SO WELCOME TO CIRQUE SCHOOL. THAT'S THE FIRST THING. 725 00:23:44,734 --> 00:23:46,111 I KNOW I'VE SAID THAT A BUNCH ALREADY, 726 00:23:46,135 --> 00:23:47,609 BUT I'LL SAY IT OFFICIALLY NOW. 727 00:23:47,633 --> 00:23:50,576 CIRQUE SCHOOL IS A TRAINING FACILITY 728 00:23:50,600 --> 00:23:53,009 FOR BOTH PROFESSIONALS AND FOR RECREATION AND FOR FUN, 729 00:23:53,033 --> 00:23:54,509 WHICH YOU GUYS ARE HERE TO DO. 730 00:23:54,533 --> 00:23:58,176 AND WE SUPPLY CIRCUS SKILLS FOR FUN AND FITNESS. 731 00:23:58,200 --> 00:23:59,647 A LOT OF PEOPLE COME HERE AS AN ALTERNATIVE WAY 732 00:23:59,671 --> 00:24:01,343 OF GETTING PHYSICALLY FIT, 733 00:24:01,367 --> 00:24:04,076 SO THEY'RE ENGAGING THEIR MINDS AND THEIR HEARTS AS ARTISTS 734 00:24:04,100 --> 00:24:06,209 WHILE THEY'RE GETTING THEIR BODIES PHYSICALLY FIT. 735 00:24:06,233 --> 00:24:07,609 - I HOPE THERE'S NO [bleep] CLOWNS. 736 00:24:07,633 --> 00:24:09,309 I'M NOT A BIG FAN OF CLOWNS. 737 00:24:09,333 --> 00:24:12,076 - SO YOU'RE GONNA BE HERE UNDERNEATH. 738 00:24:12,100 --> 00:24:14,409 WE'RE GONNA HELP YOU GET YOUR LEGS THROUGH 739 00:24:14,433 --> 00:24:16,376 INTO A PIKE POSITION. 740 00:24:16,400 --> 00:24:18,045 IF YOU FEEL SETTLED THERE, KNEES ON, 741 00:24:18,069 --> 00:24:20,409 HEELS TO YOUR BOOTY THE WHOLE TIME, 742 00:24:20,433 --> 00:24:22,147 AND RELEASE AND OPEN THE HANDS OUT. 743 00:24:22,171 --> 00:24:24,543 FIRST YOU'RE GONNA HANG, STRAIGHT ARMS. 744 00:24:24,567 --> 00:24:25,544 YES, AND YOU'RE GONNA GET... 745 00:24:25,568 --> 00:24:27,076 - CAN I JUST GO STRAIGHT INTO MY THING? 746 00:24:27,100 --> 00:24:29,176 - PERFECT, MM-HMM. FEET ON. 747 00:24:29,200 --> 00:24:31,276 I'M GONNA HELP YOU WITH IT. 748 00:24:31,300 --> 00:24:33,209 - YEAH, YEAH. - NOW WHAT? 749 00:24:33,233 --> 00:24:34,376 - BEAUTIFUL. 750 00:24:34,400 --> 00:24:35,676 - WAIT. I NEED HELP. I'M DONE. 751 00:24:35,700 --> 00:24:36,710 - YOU OKAY? - [snickering] 752 00:24:36,734 --> 00:24:37,711 - BEAUTIFUL. 753 00:24:37,735 --> 00:24:38,979 USE YOUR FLEXIBILITY. 754 00:24:39,003 --> 00:24:40,276 GO TO A PIKE POSITION. 755 00:24:40,300 --> 00:24:41,277 FIND YOUR BALANCE AND PIKE. 756 00:24:41,301 --> 00:24:42,609 - BRANDI'S PROBABLY GOT 757 00:24:42,633 --> 00:24:44,176 A SWING IN HER BEDROOM... TRUST ME. 758 00:24:44,200 --> 00:24:45,647 - [laughs] - SHE HAS, I'M TELLING YOU. 759 00:24:45,671 --> 00:24:47,109 ASK HER IF SHE'S EVER HAD ONE. 760 00:24:47,133 --> 00:24:49,009 I BET SHE'LL SAY YES. 761 00:24:49,033 --> 00:24:50,609 - I ACTUALLY WANT TO GET A SWING, I SWEAR TO GOD. 762 00:24:50,633 --> 00:24:52,109 - YEAH. - I'D LOVE IT. 763 00:24:52,133 --> 00:24:54,179 - [squeals, laughs] - YES, HOLD THERE. HOLD THERE. 764 00:24:54,203 --> 00:24:56,147 - BRANDI, COME ON, YOU'VE DONE THAT BEFORE. 765 00:24:56,171 --> 00:24:58,710 - ENOUGH! WE GET IT! I'M A WHORE. 766 00:24:58,734 --> 00:25:00,279 UNFORTUNATELY, I'M NOT GETTING LAID, 767 00:25:00,303 --> 00:25:01,676 SO IT DOESN'T WORK OUT. 768 00:25:01,700 --> 00:25:03,676 - YES, AND HOLD AN "L" SIT. - GOOD JOB. 769 00:25:03,700 --> 00:25:05,009 - HERE, HOLD. THREE, TWO, ONE. 770 00:25:05,033 --> 00:25:06,609 [laughter, applause] 771 00:25:06,633 --> 00:25:09,042 - WHOA! 772 00:25:09,066 --> 00:25:10,710 - VERY GOOD JOB, WOMEN. 773 00:25:10,734 --> 00:25:12,449 WE'RE GOING TO MOVE ON TO THE NEXT ELEMENT, 774 00:25:12,473 --> 00:25:13,543 WHICH IS GOING TO BE THE FABRIC. 775 00:25:13,567 --> 00:25:15,443 - I'M IN. - OKAY, COME ON OVER. 776 00:25:15,467 --> 00:25:16,676 ALL RIGHT, SO, LADIES, 777 00:25:16,700 --> 00:25:18,546 GRAB A FABRIC, ONE TO EACH FABRIC. 778 00:25:18,570 --> 00:25:19,643 - IS IT REALLY STRENUOUS? 779 00:25:19,667 --> 00:25:20,976 - I'M GONNA HELP YOU. - OKAY. 780 00:25:21,000 --> 00:25:22,009 - IT'S NOT GONNA BE HARD AT ALL. 781 00:25:22,033 --> 00:25:23,376 TAKE YOUR RIGHT LEG, 782 00:25:23,400 --> 00:25:24,745 AND THEN YOU'RE GONNA GO AROUND THE FABRIC 783 00:25:24,769 --> 00:25:26,710 AND HOLD YOUR LEG UP IN A RIGHT ANGLE LIKE THIS. 784 00:25:26,734 --> 00:25:29,311 YES, THAT'S PERFECT. HOOK THE FOOT AROUND. 785 00:25:29,335 --> 00:25:31,142 EXACTLY RIGHT. 786 00:25:31,166 --> 00:25:32,409 - OH! 787 00:25:32,433 --> 00:25:33,547 - JUST LIKE THAT. - OKAY. 788 00:25:33,571 --> 00:25:35,276 - SO BRING THAT OTHER FOOT UP AND STAND. 789 00:25:35,300 --> 00:25:36,609 - I'M GONNA LET GO OF MY HAND, 790 00:25:36,633 --> 00:25:38,009 AND YOU'RE GONNA BE THERE BY YOURSELF. 791 00:25:38,033 --> 00:25:39,250 - I DON'T KNOW IF I CAN... - OKAY. 792 00:25:39,274 --> 00:25:42,309 - AM I GOING TO GET ROPE BURN? 793 00:25:42,333 --> 00:25:44,576 - LIKE A FIREMAN. - GOOD. 794 00:25:44,600 --> 00:25:46,343 - I LIKEY, I LIKEY. 795 00:25:46,367 --> 00:25:48,209 - YOU THINK A LITTLE SHEET'S GONNA HOLD ME UP? 796 00:25:48,233 --> 00:25:49,980 - YES! IF IT CAN HOLD MY 180 POUNDS, GIRL, 797 00:25:50,004 --> 00:25:51,276 IT CAN HOLD YOU. 798 00:25:51,300 --> 00:25:52,676 - IT'S CHOPPING OFF MY TWEETER. 799 00:25:52,700 --> 00:25:54,242 - SO NOW... [laughter] 800 00:25:54,266 --> 00:25:56,543 - WHAT THAT COULD BE PULLING OFF IS VERY IMPORTANT. 801 00:25:56,567 --> 00:25:58,209 [laughs] 802 00:25:58,233 --> 00:26:00,280 - PITCH YOURSELF FORWARD SO YOU'RE IN A BACK STRADDLE. 803 00:26:00,304 --> 00:26:01,409 YES, EXCELLENT. 804 00:26:01,433 --> 00:26:02,579 - WHAT AM I DOING? - GOOD. 805 00:26:02,603 --> 00:26:05,109 I KNOW THIS HURTS. DOESN'T IT HURT A LOT? 806 00:26:05,133 --> 00:26:07,179 - I THOUGHT THIS WAS GONNA BE A CINCH... 807 00:26:07,203 --> 00:26:10,176 LIKE, A CINCH, LIKE, WOW, I'M GONNA GET THIS, 808 00:26:10,200 --> 00:26:12,676 IN THE BACK POCKET, DOWN. 809 00:26:12,700 --> 00:26:14,743 NOT THAT EASY... 810 00:26:14,767 --> 00:26:16,476 [laughs] FOR SURE. 811 00:26:16,500 --> 00:26:19,142 - BEAUTIFUL. VERY NICE. 812 00:26:19,166 --> 00:26:20,710 - I FEEL LIKE... - CAREFUL! 813 00:26:20,734 --> 00:26:23,411 - I FEEL LIKE A PIECE OF MEAT HANGING AT THE BUTCHER. 814 00:26:23,435 --> 00:26:25,076 - OH, YES! 815 00:26:25,100 --> 00:26:26,747 - DOESN'T THAT FEEL NICE? - YES, IT ACTUALLY DOES. 816 00:26:26,771 --> 00:26:30,009 - 'CAUSE YOUR ASS IS HOLDING YOU UP. 817 00:26:30,033 --> 00:26:31,309 - SHE HAS A GREAT BUTT. 818 00:26:31,333 --> 00:26:33,710 - I'M USED TO HANGING UPSIDE DOWN IN THE FABRICS. 819 00:26:33,734 --> 00:26:35,076 THAT'S NORMALLY WHAT WE DO 820 00:26:35,100 --> 00:26:36,409 WITH OUR SHEETS AT NIGHT IN THE BEDROOM. 821 00:26:36,433 --> 00:26:37,750 - WE'RE GONNA DO SILLY CIRCUS TRICK NUMBER ONE. 822 00:26:37,774 --> 00:26:39,576 IT'S CALLED "RIDE THE TRAIN, HAIL THE TAXI." 823 00:26:39,600 --> 00:26:41,346 - OH, YEAH. OKAY. - I'M ALREADY TIRED. 824 00:26:41,370 --> 00:26:42,376 - BALLS IN FRONT OF YOU. 825 00:26:42,400 --> 00:26:43,710 UN, DEUX, TROIS, 826 00:26:43,734 --> 00:26:45,142 SLIDE. 827 00:26:45,166 --> 00:26:46,543 [squeals and laughter] 828 00:26:46,567 --> 00:26:49,142 - OOH! - BLOODY HELL. 829 00:26:49,166 --> 00:26:50,743 - YOU'RE ALREADY A PROFESSIONAL, MY DEAR. 830 00:26:50,767 --> 00:26:52,242 YOU'RE ALREADY A PRO. 831 00:26:52,266 --> 00:26:54,976 - IT'S SO NICE TO SEE THAT WE CAN ALL COME TOGETHER 832 00:26:55,000 --> 00:26:56,743 AND JUST HAVE SOME FUN. 833 00:26:56,767 --> 00:27:00,209 THEY GET TO LAUGH AND ENJOY THEMSELVES. 834 00:27:00,233 --> 00:27:02,643 THEY, TOO, WILL GROW 835 00:27:02,667 --> 00:27:05,376 FROM THIS EXPERIENCE... 836 00:27:05,400 --> 00:27:07,409 IF THEY LET IT HAPPEN. 837 00:27:07,433 --> 00:27:08,509 - WHEN I FIRST CAME IN, 838 00:27:08,533 --> 00:27:09,980 I SAW KIM, AND WE WERE ALL FINE AND GOOD, 839 00:27:10,004 --> 00:27:12,409 AND I JUST SAID, "YOU KNOW, I HAVE A BONE TO PICK. 840 00:27:12,433 --> 00:27:14,248 YESTERDAY I WAS IN CALABASAS WITH THE KIDS..." 841 00:27:14,272 --> 00:27:15,509 - YEAH. - "AND THERE'S, LIKE, PAPARAZZI 842 00:27:15,533 --> 00:27:17,009 CHASING ME AROUND, SAYING, 'WHAT DO YOU THINK 843 00:27:17,033 --> 00:27:18,209 OF KYLE RICHARDS CALLING YOU A BULLY?'" 844 00:27:18,233 --> 00:27:19,476 - OH... - AND I WAS LIKE... 845 00:27:19,500 --> 00:27:21,045 AND MY KIDS ARE LIKE, "ARE YOU A BULLY?" 846 00:27:21,069 --> 00:27:22,376 AND IT WAS JUST REALLY EMBARRASSING. 847 00:27:22,400 --> 00:27:23,647 - RIGHT, RIGHT, RIGHT. - AND I SAID, "ABSOLUTELY NOT." 848 00:27:23,671 --> 00:27:25,076 - THIS IS IN THE PRESS? - YEAH. 849 00:27:25,100 --> 00:27:26,242 AND SO I SAID... 850 00:27:26,266 --> 00:27:27,409 - AND I WAS INCLUDED IN IT AS WELL. 851 00:27:27,433 --> 00:27:28,748 - YOU WERE INCLUDED. AND I SAID... 852 00:27:28,772 --> 00:27:30,009 - BUT HOW DID ALL THAT COME FROM HER? 853 00:27:30,033 --> 00:27:31,176 - ME TOO. - OH. 854 00:27:31,200 --> 00:27:32,345 - THAT'S WHAT THEY SAID SHE WAS... 855 00:27:32,369 --> 00:27:33,576 THAT'S WHAT SHE SAID THEY SAID SHE SAID. 856 00:27:33,600 --> 00:27:35,145 BUT IT DOESN'T MATTER. IT WAS IN FRONT OF MY KIDS. 857 00:27:35,169 --> 00:27:36,376 ALL I DID WAS GIVE HER A HEADS-UP 858 00:27:36,400 --> 00:27:37,976 ABOUT TWO ARTICLES COMING OUT. 859 00:27:38,000 --> 00:27:39,376 I WAS BEING A GIRL'S GIRL. I WASN'T... 860 00:27:39,400 --> 00:27:40,609 - BUT, YOU KNOW, LIKE I SAID, YOU KNOW, 861 00:27:40,633 --> 00:27:42,150 THE WORD "BULLYING" YOU USE VERY CAREFULLY. 862 00:27:42,174 --> 00:27:43,443 THAT'S A VERY SERIOUS WORD. 863 00:27:43,467 --> 00:27:44,676 - AND FOR THEM TO SAY IT IN FRONT OF MY KIDS... 864 00:27:44,700 --> 00:27:46,145 - YOU DON'T JUST SAY JUST BECAUSE WE'RE CACKLING. 865 00:27:46,169 --> 00:27:47,609 I MEAN, WE'RE, LIKE, A BUNCH OF ADULT WOMEN. 866 00:27:47,633 --> 00:27:49,142 WE DON'T BULLY EACH OTHER. 867 00:27:49,166 --> 00:27:50,476 THAT'S RIDICULOUS. - WELL, GUESS WHAT. 868 00:27:50,500 --> 00:27:51,609 SHE'S NOT GETTING ANY MORE FAVORS FROM ME. 869 00:27:51,633 --> 00:27:53,078 I KNOW A LOT OF [bleep] THAT'S COMING OUT. 870 00:27:53,102 --> 00:27:54,609 SHE'S GONNA CALL ME A BULLY FOR HELPING HER OUT? 871 00:27:54,633 --> 00:27:56,409 HELP IS DONE. 872 00:27:56,433 --> 00:27:57,976 DONE AND DONE. 873 00:27:58,000 --> 00:27:59,647 I FEEL LIKE I WAS GIVING HER A HEADS-UP ON THINGS 874 00:27:59,671 --> 00:28:01,609 THAT COULD POTENTIALLY HURT HER FAMILY. 875 00:28:01,633 --> 00:28:04,279 AND I FEEL LIKE SHE OWES ME A THANK-YOU AT LEAST. 876 00:28:04,303 --> 00:28:07,009 YOU KNOW, I DON'T THINK THAT CALLING ME A BULLY 877 00:28:07,033 --> 00:28:08,450 IN THE PRESS OR HAVING SOMEONE ELSE DO IT 878 00:28:08,474 --> 00:28:09,743 IS "THANK YOU." 879 00:28:09,767 --> 00:28:11,276 I THINK IT'S "[bleep] YOU." 880 00:28:11,300 --> 00:28:12,710 - JUST SO YOU KNOW, FOR THE RECORD, 881 00:28:12,734 --> 00:28:14,710 I NEVER CALLED YOU A... I NEVER SAID THAT. 882 00:28:14,734 --> 00:28:16,443 I NEVER SAID ANYTHING, NEVER TOLD ANYBODY. 883 00:28:16,467 --> 00:28:17,643 - BUT YESTERDAY WITH MY KIDS, THEY WERE RUNNING AFTER ME, 884 00:28:17,667 --> 00:28:18,976 AND THEY WERE LIKE, "SO WHAT DO YOU THINK 885 00:28:19,000 --> 00:28:20,209 ABOUT KYLE RICHARDS CALLING YOU A BULLY?" 886 00:28:20,233 --> 00:28:21,409 - I'VE NEVER SAID THAT TO ANYBODY. 887 00:28:21,433 --> 00:28:22,678 - WE DIDN'T KNOW THAT HE WAS CHEATING. 888 00:28:22,702 --> 00:28:24,276 WE ALL SAID, "WE DON'T THINK HE'S CHEATING." 889 00:28:24,300 --> 00:28:25,676 SO THAT'S NOT ME BEING A BULLY. 890 00:28:25,700 --> 00:28:27,142 - I DIDN'T SAY THAT, THOUGH. 891 00:28:27,166 --> 00:28:28,443 JUST SO YOU KNOW, I NEVER SAID THAT. 892 00:28:28,467 --> 00:28:29,710 - WELL, IT JUST SUCKS, 'CAUSE IT WAS IN FRONT OF MY KIDS, 893 00:28:29,734 --> 00:28:31,181 AND I WAS JUST LIKE... - I CAN IMAGINE. 894 00:28:31,205 --> 00:28:32,346 BUT I NEVER SAID THAT. 895 00:28:32,370 --> 00:28:33,976 - I'D BEEN HELPING YOU. - I DID NOT. 896 00:28:34,000 --> 00:28:35,443 - OKAY. - JUST SO YOU KNOW. 897 00:28:35,467 --> 00:28:37,076 - WELL, I'M GLAD WE HAD THAT CONVERSATION, 898 00:28:37,100 --> 00:28:38,446 'CAUSE I JUST FEEL LIKE 899 00:28:38,470 --> 00:28:40,543 I'M TRYING TO BE A FRIEND TO YOU. 900 00:28:40,567 --> 00:28:42,044 - I'VE NEVER SAID THAT. I NEVER USED THOSE WORDS. 901 00:28:42,068 --> 00:28:43,443 - OKAY. OKAY. - SO... 902 00:28:43,467 --> 00:28:46,242 - GOOD. SO TELL MY KIDS. 903 00:28:46,266 --> 00:28:48,009 - [clears throat] 904 00:28:48,033 --> 00:28:51,476 WHAT ARE WE DOING NOW? 905 00:28:51,500 --> 00:28:52,710 WHAT ARE WE DOING? 906 00:28:52,734 --> 00:28:55,251 HERE I WAS, THE ONE WHO LEFT CARLTON'S LUNCH 907 00:28:55,275 --> 00:28:56,676 HURT AND UPSET 908 00:28:56,700 --> 00:28:59,245 THAT THE GIRLS HAD BROUGHT UP THE LIES IN THE TABLOIDS, 909 00:28:59,269 --> 00:29:01,710 AND NOW ALL OF A SUDDEN, I'M HAVING TO GO UP TO BRANDI 910 00:29:01,734 --> 00:29:04,042 AND EXPLAIN AND APOLOGIZE TO HER? 911 00:29:04,066 --> 00:29:05,443 I NEVER SAID THOSE THINGS. 912 00:29:05,467 --> 00:29:07,309 - ALL RIGHT, WE'RE GONNA DO ONE LAST ACTIVITY. 913 00:29:07,333 --> 00:29:10,309 LADIES, HAVE A QUICK LITTLE LOOK BEFORE YOU DO THIS. 914 00:29:10,333 --> 00:29:12,976 THEY ARE GONNA ROLL AT THE SAME TIME TO THE RIGHT. 915 00:29:13,000 --> 00:29:14,745 LAUREN AND I ARE GONNA JUMP AT THE SAME TIME 916 00:29:14,769 --> 00:29:16,609 TO THE LEFT, AND THEN WE WILL... WE WILL REPEAT. 917 00:29:16,633 --> 00:29:18,080 - I DO NOT TRUST ANYONE JUMPING OVER MY BACK. 918 00:29:18,104 --> 00:29:20,109 - READY, THREE, TWO, ONE, ROLL, JUMP! 919 00:29:20,133 --> 00:29:21,343 - [laughs] - OH! 920 00:29:21,367 --> 00:29:23,476 - THREE, TWO, ONE, ROLL, JUMP! 921 00:29:23,500 --> 00:29:27,209 THREE, TWO, ONE, ROLL, JUMP! 922 00:29:27,233 --> 00:29:28,409 OKAY? 923 00:29:28,433 --> 00:29:30,480 - FOR SURE, I'M GONNA BE STOMPED ON 924 00:29:30,504 --> 00:29:32,743 WITH A STILETTO. 925 00:29:32,767 --> 00:29:34,176 CONVINCED. 926 00:29:34,200 --> 00:29:35,347 - CARLTON, WILL YOU JUMP ON ME? - WHAT? NO. 927 00:29:35,371 --> 00:29:37,676 I'M NOT BLOODY ROLLING. - OH, ROLLING. 928 00:29:37,700 --> 00:29:39,345 NO, I'M SAYING YOU CAN JUMP, AND I'LL BE A ROLLER. 929 00:29:39,369 --> 00:29:41,009 - OH, I CAN... RIGHT, YEAH, I CAN JUMP OVER YOU. 930 00:29:41,033 --> 00:29:42,350 - I'LL BE A ROLLER I JUST WANT... 931 00:29:42,374 --> 00:29:43,509 - YES, THANK YOU! 932 00:29:43,533 --> 00:29:45,409 - I JUST WANT TO PICK WHO JUMPS ON ME. 933 00:29:45,433 --> 00:29:47,109 - WHEN IT COMES TO, YOU KNOW, 934 00:29:47,133 --> 00:29:48,409 TRUST FACTOR WITH THESE WOMEN, 935 00:29:48,433 --> 00:29:50,409 I WOULDN'T TRUST THEM AS FAR AS I CAN THROW THEM. 936 00:29:50,433 --> 00:29:53,209 - IT'S A LITTLE BIT OF TRUST. 937 00:29:53,233 --> 00:29:56,242 - I DON'T. [laughs, mutters] 938 00:29:56,266 --> 00:29:58,676 - DO WE HAVE TWO MORE PEOPLE WHO'D BE WILLING TO DO THIS? 939 00:29:58,700 --> 00:30:00,347 I DON'T THINK THIS IS A VERY TRUSTWORTHY GROUP. 940 00:30:00,371 --> 00:30:02,343 - YES, I CAN DO IT. 941 00:30:02,367 --> 00:30:06,209 - SUPER PRO. THANK YOU. 942 00:30:06,233 --> 00:30:08,276 - OKAY. - I'LL JUMP. 943 00:30:08,300 --> 00:30:09,710 - CARLTON... - YES, MY LOVE? 944 00:30:09,734 --> 00:30:12,051 - THE BRITS STICK TOGETHER. YOU BETTER GET IT RIGHT. 945 00:30:12,075 --> 00:30:14,376 - YES. - THREE, TWO, ONE, 946 00:30:14,400 --> 00:30:15,447 ROLL, JUMP! - YES! 947 00:30:15,471 --> 00:30:17,309 [cheers and applause] 948 00:30:17,333 --> 00:30:18,409 - OTHER DIRECTION. 949 00:30:18,433 --> 00:30:21,309 THREE, TWO, ONE, ROLL, JUMP! 950 00:30:21,333 --> 00:30:22,343 - YES. 951 00:30:22,367 --> 00:30:23,643 - YAY! 952 00:30:23,667 --> 00:30:25,076 THAT'S IT! YOU DID IT. 953 00:30:25,100 --> 00:30:26,609 GOOD JOB. THANK YOU VERY MUCH. 954 00:30:26,633 --> 00:30:27,643 BRAVO. 955 00:30:27,667 --> 00:30:30,176 - TODAY WOULD HAVE BEEN A LOT MORE FUN 956 00:30:30,200 --> 00:30:33,009 IF I HADN'T WALKED INTO THAT ROOM 957 00:30:33,033 --> 00:30:35,443 AND FELT THAT NEGATIVE ENERGY. 958 00:30:35,467 --> 00:30:37,743 IT DEFINITELY AFFECTED THE MOOD. 959 00:30:37,767 --> 00:30:40,109 - WE ARE GONNA BE SO SORE TOMORROW. 960 00:30:40,133 --> 00:30:41,978 - OKAY, I LOVE YOU, GIRLS. - YOU MIGHT NOT BE. 961 00:30:42,002 --> 00:30:43,409 - YOU GOT TO GO? - YEAH, I GOT TO RUN 962 00:30:43,433 --> 00:30:45,042 BECAUSE PROM IS IN AN HOUR, 963 00:30:45,066 --> 00:30:46,676 AND THERE'S SO MUCH TRAFFIC MEMORIAL DAY WEEKEND. 964 00:30:46,700 --> 00:30:48,247 - TEXT ME IF YOU GO. - OKAY, I'LL SEE YOU TOMORROW. 965 00:30:48,271 --> 00:30:50,209 - YEAH, YEAH, YEAH. - BYE, SWEETHEART. 966 00:30:50,233 --> 00:30:51,343 - SEND ME PICS. 967 00:30:51,367 --> 00:30:52,976 - ARE YOU NOT COMING FOR DINNER? 968 00:30:53,000 --> 00:30:54,276 - HER DAUGHTERS HAVE PROM. - OH, RIGHT, YEAH, YEAH. 969 00:30:54,300 --> 00:30:55,745 - GIGI AND BELLA HAVE PROM. - ALL RIGHT, DARLING. 970 00:30:55,769 --> 00:30:57,276 - I'LL SEND YOU PICTURES. - YES, SEND THEM MY LOVE. 971 00:30:57,300 --> 00:30:58,443 - OH, MY BACK. 972 00:30:58,467 --> 00:31:00,009 - BYE. NICE TO SEE YOU. 973 00:31:00,033 --> 00:31:01,250 - BYE. YOU TOO. - WELL, HAVE FUN. 974 00:31:01,274 --> 00:31:02,443 - BYE. - BYE. 975 00:31:02,467 --> 00:31:03,676 - THANK YOU FOR HAVING US. - MM-HMM. 976 00:31:03,700 --> 00:31:05,145 - AND WE DID GOOD, NO? 977 00:31:05,169 --> 00:31:06,276 - I THINK YOU ALL DID GREAT. 978 00:31:06,300 --> 00:31:07,509 - WE WERE VERY WELL BEHAVED. 979 00:31:07,533 --> 00:31:09,276 - I THINK YOU... - GOOD. 980 00:31:09,300 --> 00:31:10,376 - DID YOUR BEST. 981 00:31:10,400 --> 00:31:11,509 [chuckles] 982 00:31:11,533 --> 00:31:14,309 - WELL, MY BEST IS PRETTY GOOD... 983 00:31:14,333 --> 00:31:15,443 I THINK. 984 00:31:15,467 --> 00:31:16,543 - THE BOTTOM LINE WITH YOLANDA IS 985 00:31:16,567 --> 00:31:18,142 EVERY TIME I COME IN THE ROOM, 986 00:31:18,166 --> 00:31:19,710 IT'S LIKE PUTTING A BIG FLAME TORCH BETWEEN US 987 00:31:19,734 --> 00:31:22,509 AND A, YOU KNOW, ICKY VIBE. 988 00:31:22,533 --> 00:31:26,009 AND THE FACE ISN'T NICE. 989 00:31:26,033 --> 00:31:27,050 I DON'T LIKE THAT. 990 00:31:27,074 --> 00:31:28,596 - BYE, GUYS. 991 00:31:32,100 --> 00:31:33,109 - COMING UP... 992 00:31:33,133 --> 00:31:34,409 - IT JUST SUCKS TO BE CALLED A BULLY 993 00:31:34,433 --> 00:31:35,447 IN FRONT OF MY CHILDREN. 994 00:31:35,471 --> 00:31:37,609 - ENOUGH OF THIS MEAN, MEAN TALKING 995 00:31:37,633 --> 00:31:40,173 AND MEAN... I CAN'T TAKE IT. 996 00:31:46,700 --> 00:31:48,047 - HEY, GUYS, DO YOU GUYS WANT TO TAKE 997 00:31:48,071 --> 00:31:50,476 A PICTURE HERE OR WAIT TILL WE GET THERE? 998 00:31:50,500 --> 00:31:52,646 IN MY CULTURE, WE DON'T HAVE PROM, 999 00:31:52,670 --> 00:31:54,309 AND IT'S FUNNY, BECAUSE GIGI... 1000 00:31:54,333 --> 00:31:56,509 THEY'RE SO EXCITED ABOUT IT, BOTH GIGI AND BELLA. 1001 00:31:56,533 --> 00:31:59,743 AND I DON'T QUITE GET THE PROM. 1002 00:31:59,767 --> 00:32:01,643 I DON'T REALLY KNOW WHAT IT MEANS. 1003 00:32:01,667 --> 00:32:03,976 YOU LOOK SO BEAUTIFUL, BELLA. 1004 00:32:04,000 --> 00:32:05,242 - THANKS, MOM. 1005 00:32:05,266 --> 00:32:06,609 - YOU LOOK GORG... I LOVE YOUR HAIR. 1006 00:32:06,633 --> 00:32:08,550 THE HAIR, THE DRESS, THE SHOES, 1007 00:32:08,574 --> 00:32:10,343 THE MAKEUP, THE FLOWERS, 1008 00:32:10,367 --> 00:32:11,676 THE LIMOS... 1009 00:32:11,700 --> 00:32:12,976 IT'S EXTRAVAGANT 1010 00:32:13,000 --> 00:32:15,209 AND A BIT OBNOXIOUS, TO BE HONEST. 1011 00:32:15,233 --> 00:32:16,710 [indistinct chatter] 1012 00:32:16,734 --> 00:32:19,009 THAT IS SO CUTE. 1013 00:32:19,033 --> 00:32:20,209 [camera shutter clicks] 1014 00:32:20,233 --> 00:32:23,343 - THE SUN IS KILLING ME. - SMILE! 1015 00:32:23,367 --> 00:32:24,676 [camera shutter clicks] 1016 00:32:24,700 --> 00:32:26,209 - IT'S GOING A LITTLE QUICK ALL OF A SUDDEN. 1017 00:32:26,233 --> 00:32:27,550 YOU HAVE 18 YEARS, AND THEN ALL OF A SUDDEN, 1018 00:32:27,574 --> 00:32:30,276 IN THE SAME MONTH, EVERYTHING HAPPENS AT ONCE. 1019 00:32:30,300 --> 00:32:32,509 I'M JUST HANGING ON FOR DEAR LIFE, BABY. 1020 00:32:32,533 --> 00:32:33,710 - OKAY. 1021 00:32:33,734 --> 00:32:34,743 VERY GOOD. 1022 00:32:34,767 --> 00:32:36,727 [camera shutter clicks] 1023 00:32:52,000 --> 00:32:53,676 - IT'S A BIT CHILLY. - I LOVE THIS ABOUT CALIFORNIA. 1024 00:32:53,700 --> 00:32:55,109 EVERYBODY'S TANNING. - I KNOW, RIGHT? 1025 00:32:55,133 --> 00:32:57,409 - EVERYBODY'S LOOKING GREAT, JUST BEAUTIFUL. 1026 00:32:57,433 --> 00:32:59,209 - EVERYBODY'S, LIKE, HANDSOME AND PRETTY. 1027 00:32:59,233 --> 00:33:00,743 - SERIOUSLY, RIGHT? 1028 00:33:00,767 --> 00:33:02,676 IT'S, LIKE, A BIT A REQUISITE, RIGHT? 1029 00:33:02,700 --> 00:33:06,042 - IT IS A PREREQUISITE. - TO COME HERE. 1030 00:33:06,066 --> 00:33:09,242 - I'M STARVING, HUH? - I'M DYING. 1031 00:33:09,266 --> 00:33:11,242 WHAT DID YOU THINK OF TODAY? 1032 00:33:11,266 --> 00:33:13,609 - I LOVED IT. - I THOUGHT IT WAS GREAT. 1033 00:33:13,633 --> 00:33:16,042 - IT WAS ACTUALLY QUITE DIFFICULT, 1034 00:33:16,066 --> 00:33:17,209 TO BE HONEST. 1035 00:33:17,233 --> 00:33:19,450 - IT WAS DIFFICULT. - IT WAS SUPER HARD. 1036 00:33:19,474 --> 00:33:23,543 - DID EVERYBODY HAVE FUN AND ENJOY THEMSELVES AND... 1037 00:33:23,567 --> 00:33:25,042 - MM-HMM. - I DID. 1038 00:33:25,066 --> 00:33:26,676 - YEAH, I THOUGHT IT WAS FUN. 1039 00:33:26,700 --> 00:33:28,576 I MEAN, IT WAS REALLY GOOD FUN. 1040 00:33:28,600 --> 00:33:30,145 I MEAN, I DON'T THINK I'D DO IT AGAIN, 1041 00:33:30,169 --> 00:33:32,276 BUT I THINK IT WAS FUN FOR THAT TIME. 1042 00:33:32,300 --> 00:33:33,643 - I WOULD DO IT WITH MY KIDS. 1043 00:33:33,667 --> 00:33:35,042 - I WOULD DO IT AGAIN. - IT WOULD BE REALLY FUN. 1044 00:33:35,066 --> 00:33:36,176 - WOULD YOU? - I WOULDN'T DO IT ON MY OWN. 1045 00:33:36,200 --> 00:33:38,276 - YEAH, WITH THE KIDS. EXACTLY. 1046 00:33:38,300 --> 00:33:43,009 - [sighs] DID YOU SAY GOOD-BYE TO YOLANDA? 1047 00:33:43,033 --> 00:33:44,609 - I DID. 1048 00:33:44,633 --> 00:33:47,109 - WHAT'D YOU SAY TO HER? 1049 00:33:47,133 --> 00:33:49,343 - UM... 1050 00:33:49,367 --> 00:33:52,643 GOOD-BYE. - THAT WAS IT? 1051 00:33:52,667 --> 00:33:54,009 THAT WAS REALLY AWKWARD. 1052 00:33:54,033 --> 00:33:55,547 I JUST DIDN'T SEE THE POINT. 1053 00:33:55,571 --> 00:33:57,142 IT'S LIKE WE WERE JUST GETTING THERE, 1054 00:33:57,166 --> 00:33:58,609 AND EVERYONE BEING NICE AND SAYING HI, 1055 00:33:58,633 --> 00:34:01,309 AND THEN I DON'T GET WHAT THAT WAS ALL ABOUT. 1056 00:34:01,333 --> 00:34:03,710 I'M GONNA HAVE TO... I DON'T KNOW. 1057 00:34:03,734 --> 00:34:05,451 I'M DONE TRYING TO FIGURE IT OUT. 1058 00:34:05,475 --> 00:34:07,476 - I THINK FOR ME TODAY, 1059 00:34:07,500 --> 00:34:10,076 IT GOT A LITTLE HEAVY AND TENSE. 1060 00:34:10,100 --> 00:34:11,343 - YEAH. 1061 00:34:11,367 --> 00:34:13,209 - YOU KNOW, AND THAT MADE ME FEEL... 1062 00:34:13,233 --> 00:34:15,380 I MEAN, I WASN'T QUITE SURE WHAT WAS GOING ON. 1063 00:34:15,404 --> 00:34:20,176 I DIDN'T THINK YOLANDA WAS BEING RUDE, THOUGH. 1064 00:34:20,200 --> 00:34:21,647 - DID I MISS SOMETHING COMING INTO IT? 1065 00:34:21,671 --> 00:34:23,576 - NO, YOU'RE MISSING YOUR DRINK RIGHT NOW. 1066 00:34:23,600 --> 00:34:25,746 - I JUST DIDN'T THINK YOLANDA WAS BEING MEAN OR RUDE, 1067 00:34:25,770 --> 00:34:27,343 BUT I DON'T KNOW THE HISTORY BETWEEN... 1068 00:34:27,367 --> 00:34:29,276 - BUT SOMETIMES SHE'S VERY DIRECT. 1069 00:34:29,300 --> 00:34:31,309 - BUT I DIDN'T THINK... - I MISSED IT. 1070 00:34:31,333 --> 00:34:33,109 - I DIDN'T TAKE THAT AS RUDENESS, THOUGH. 1071 00:34:33,133 --> 00:34:34,309 - NO, WHAT HAPPENED WAS THAT KIM WAS STILL TALKING, 1072 00:34:34,333 --> 00:34:35,710 AND SHE WANTED TO GO WORK OUT, RIGHT? 1073 00:34:35,734 --> 00:34:38,311 - WELL, LET'S TALK ABOUT IT WHEN SHE'S HERE NEXT TIME. 1074 00:34:38,335 --> 00:34:39,710 - I AGREE. - I MEAN, I HATE, LIKE, 1075 00:34:39,734 --> 00:34:41,276 HOW WE ALWAYS DO THIS [bleep]. 1076 00:34:41,300 --> 00:34:42,376 I MEAN, I JUST... THERE'S NOTHING THAT HAPPENED 1077 00:34:42,400 --> 00:34:44,476 THAT WAS NEGATIVE THAT WENT DOWN. 1078 00:34:44,500 --> 00:34:45,743 AND IF SHE THINKS THERE WAS, 1079 00:34:45,767 --> 00:34:47,576 LET'S ALL TALK ABOUT IT WHEN YOLANDA'S AROUND. 1080 00:34:47,600 --> 00:34:49,247 - NOT EVERYTHING IN LIFE IS A GROUP THING. 1081 00:34:49,271 --> 00:34:52,409 THERE ARE PERSONAL ISSUES THAT YOU RESOLVE ONE-ON-ONE. 1082 00:34:52,433 --> 00:34:54,479 - IT SEEMED LIKE YOU GUYS WERE OBVIOUSLY TALKING 1083 00:34:54,503 --> 00:34:56,446 ABOUT ME WHEN I WASN'T AROUND BEFORE, THOUGH, 1084 00:34:56,470 --> 00:34:57,710 AND THAT'S WHAT HAPPENED. 1085 00:34:57,734 --> 00:35:00,042 - SHE WANTED TO HAVE A CALM DAY, 1086 00:35:00,066 --> 00:35:02,109 AND I SAID, "WELL, I'M A LITTLE UPSET 1087 00:35:02,133 --> 00:35:04,009 WITH SOME STUFF THAT HAS GONE DOWN WITH YOUR SISTER." 1088 00:35:04,033 --> 00:35:05,380 IT JUST SUCKS TO BE CALLED A BULLY 1089 00:35:05,404 --> 00:35:08,300 IN FRONT OF MY CHILDREN. 1090 00:35:09,667 --> 00:35:11,476 - YOU SHOULD TELL THE PAPARAZZI THAT. 1091 00:35:11,500 --> 00:35:13,109 - I DID. - GOOD FOR YOU. 1092 00:35:13,133 --> 00:35:14,509 - I ABSOLUTELY DID. - YOU HAVE TO TELL THEM. 1093 00:35:14,533 --> 00:35:16,543 THAT'S TERRIBLE. - I DID. 1094 00:35:16,567 --> 00:35:19,076 - OBVIOUSLY, THEY'RE MAKING UP ALL THESE LIES ABOUT EVERYBODY. 1095 00:35:19,100 --> 00:35:21,476 THEN YOU'RE GONNA ALL OF A SUDDEN BELIEVE THAT I SAID THAT? 1096 00:35:21,500 --> 00:35:23,276 WHO DO I TALK TO? I DON'T TALK TO ANYBODY. 1097 00:35:23,300 --> 00:35:26,009 I DON'T TALK TO ANY PRESS. I DON'T DO THAT. 1098 00:35:26,033 --> 00:35:28,976 - I FEEL LIKE IF IT DIDN'T COME FROM KYLE, 1099 00:35:29,000 --> 00:35:31,376 IT PROBABLY CAME FROM SOMEONE THAT HAD KYLE'S BACK 1100 00:35:31,400 --> 00:35:33,109 IN A HARD WAY. 1101 00:35:33,133 --> 00:35:35,976 SO IT'S SOMEBODY CLOSE TO HER. 1102 00:35:36,000 --> 00:35:38,546 BUT YOU HAVE TO UNDERSTAND THAT I WOULD OBVIOUSLY THINK 1103 00:35:38,570 --> 00:35:40,144 THAT THAT WAS COMING FROM YOUR CAMP, 1104 00:35:40,168 --> 00:35:41,609 BECAUSE IT WAS DEFINITELY... 1105 00:35:41,633 --> 00:35:43,080 - I DON'T HAVE A CAMP TO TALK TO PRESS, BRANDI. 1106 00:35:43,104 --> 00:35:45,609 I DON'T HAVE A CAMP. WE'VE NEVER DONE THAT. 1107 00:35:45,633 --> 00:35:47,679 I HAVE NO CONTROL WHAT THE PAPARAZZI SAYS 1108 00:35:47,703 --> 00:35:49,576 TO YOU OR TO ME OR TO ANY OF US. 1109 00:35:49,600 --> 00:35:51,676 WHY IS SHE ALL OF A SUDDEN BELIEVING THE PAPARAZZI? 1110 00:35:51,700 --> 00:35:53,443 I MEAN, SHE'S BEEN THROUGH ENOUGH OF THIS 1111 00:35:53,467 --> 00:35:55,343 WITH HER DIVORCE, AND NOW ALL OF A SUDDEN, WHAT? 1112 00:35:55,367 --> 00:35:56,476 THEIR WORD IS GOLD? 1113 00:35:56,500 --> 00:35:58,276 - IT WOULD SUCK TO HAVE YOU CALL ME A BULLY... 1114 00:35:58,300 --> 00:35:59,509 THAT'S ALL... WHEN I'M TRYING TO HELP YOU. 1115 00:35:59,533 --> 00:36:01,379 AND SINCE YOU SAID YOU DIDN'T DO IT, 1116 00:36:01,403 --> 00:36:02,643 GREAT, I BELIEVE YOU. 1117 00:36:02,667 --> 00:36:03,710 - OKAY. - AND I GUESS WE NEED 1118 00:36:03,734 --> 00:36:05,011 TO FIGURE OUT WHO DID DO IT, 1119 00:36:05,035 --> 00:36:06,476 'CAUSE IT SUCKS THAT MY CHILDREN 1120 00:36:06,500 --> 00:36:08,176 ARE THINKING THAT I'M A BULLY WHEN I'M OBVIOUSLY NOT A BULLY. 1121 00:36:08,200 --> 00:36:09,676 - WELL, A LOT OF LIES OUT THERE SUCK. 1122 00:36:09,700 --> 00:36:11,743 - ABSOLUTELY. - YEAH. 1123 00:36:11,767 --> 00:36:14,343 AND CALL ME AND SAY, "DID YOU SAY THIS?" 1124 00:36:14,367 --> 00:36:16,009 AND I'LL BE HAPPY TO TELL YOU THE TRUTH. 1125 00:36:16,033 --> 00:36:18,503 SO LET'S MOVE ON FROM THAT. - OKAY. 1126 00:36:24,433 --> 00:36:27,343 - I MEAN... 1127 00:36:27,367 --> 00:36:29,209 LIFE IS TOO SHORT. WE ALL HAVE, YOU KNOW... 1128 00:36:29,233 --> 00:36:31,009 - YEAH, BUT IF IT WAS A SITUATION, 1129 00:36:31,033 --> 00:36:34,079 AND THEY'RE SAYING YOLANDA, BRANDI, AND I BULLIED YOU, 1130 00:36:34,103 --> 00:36:36,109 IT'S VERY SIMPLE TO TWEET ABOUT IT 1131 00:36:36,133 --> 00:36:38,009 AND, LIKE, RESPOND TO IT 1132 00:36:38,033 --> 00:36:39,679 AND SAY IT NEVER HAPPENED LIKE THAT. 1133 00:36:39,703 --> 00:36:41,547 AND THEN THE STORY GOES AWAY, RIGHT? 1134 00:36:41,571 --> 00:36:44,309 THAT'S WHAT I WOULD DO. 1135 00:36:44,333 --> 00:36:46,543 - ARE YOU [bleep] KIDDING ME? 1136 00:36:46,567 --> 00:36:49,643 I HAVE BEEN DEALING WITH THE BIGGEST NIGHTMARE 1137 00:36:49,667 --> 00:36:51,676 OF MY LIFE. 1138 00:36:51,700 --> 00:36:54,710 AND LISA WANTS ME TO MAKE A TWEET 1139 00:36:54,734 --> 00:36:59,443 DEFENDING THAT I DIDN'T CALL HER A BULLY? 1140 00:36:59,467 --> 00:37:01,076 I'M SORRY. 1141 00:37:01,100 --> 00:37:03,710 DO YOU NOT SEE WHAT I'VE BEEN GOING THROUGH? 1142 00:37:03,734 --> 00:37:05,076 DO YOU UNDERSTAND THE MAGNITUDE 1143 00:37:05,100 --> 00:37:06,376 OF WHAT WE'VE BEEN GOING THROUGH? 1144 00:37:06,400 --> 00:37:08,446 LISA, DO YOU THINK I CARE ABOUT THAT 1145 00:37:08,470 --> 00:37:10,176 WHEN I HAVE THE OTHER PROBLEM? 1146 00:37:10,200 --> 00:37:11,710 YOU'RE ONLY CONCERNED ABOUT YOU BEING TALKED ABOUT. 1147 00:37:11,734 --> 00:37:13,209 I'M CONCERNED ABOUT MY FAMILY. 1148 00:37:13,233 --> 00:37:14,380 - OKAY. - LISTEN, SHE TOOK TIME 1149 00:37:14,404 --> 00:37:16,976 OUT OF HER BUSY, HECTIC CHEATING SCANDAL 1150 00:37:17,000 --> 00:37:18,609 TO GO TO THE CIRCUS. 1151 00:37:18,633 --> 00:37:20,042 YOU CAN SEND A TWEET. 1152 00:37:20,066 --> 00:37:21,976 - I'M NOT DEALING WITH THAT. 1153 00:37:22,000 --> 00:37:23,209 I'M NOT GONNA SIT THERE AND GO, 1154 00:37:23,233 --> 00:37:24,710 "LISA AND..." I'M NOT, YOU KNOW, NO. 1155 00:37:24,734 --> 00:37:26,651 I'M NOT EVEN ADDRESSING THE OTHER THING RIGHT NOW. 1156 00:37:26,675 --> 00:37:29,242 - I WOULD LIKE KYLE TO HAVE DISMISSED IT 1157 00:37:29,266 --> 00:37:31,076 OR DISCREDITED THE STORY BY JUST TWEETING ABOUT IT. 1158 00:37:31,100 --> 00:37:33,576 IT TAKES TWO SECONDS, ONE LINE, AND IT'S GONE, 1159 00:37:33,600 --> 00:37:36,109 ESPECIALLY IF SHE DOESN'T BELIEVE IT EVER HAPPENED, 1160 00:37:36,133 --> 00:37:37,447 AND IT CLEARLY DIDN'T. 1161 00:37:37,471 --> 00:37:39,209 WE WERE ALL THERE AT THE LUNCH. 1162 00:37:39,233 --> 00:37:40,647 - IT WOULD BE A REALLY NICE THING 1163 00:37:40,671 --> 00:37:42,376 FOR YOU TO SAY, "YOU KNOW WHAT? 1164 00:37:42,400 --> 00:37:44,209 BRANDI AND LISA AND YOLANDA DIDN'T BULLY ME AT LUNCH." 1165 00:37:44,233 --> 00:37:45,409 IT WOULD BE REALLY NICE. 1166 00:37:45,433 --> 00:37:47,147 I KNOW YOU HAVE BIGGER, BETTER PROBLEMS. 1167 00:37:47,171 --> 00:37:50,076 - I THINK ACTUALLY WHAT YOU DID WAS NOT NICE. 1168 00:37:50,100 --> 00:37:51,576 - "WAS NOT NICE"? 1169 00:37:51,600 --> 00:37:53,276 I MEAN, ARE YOU JOKING? [sighs] 1170 00:37:53,300 --> 00:37:54,509 - SHE WAS TRYING TO BE HELPFUL. 1171 00:37:54,533 --> 00:37:56,580 DO I THINK SHE SHOULD HAVE BROUGHT IT UP AT LUNCH? 1172 00:37:56,604 --> 00:37:58,276 NO. 1173 00:37:58,300 --> 00:38:00,045 - AFTER I ASKED YOU ABOUT IT, I SAID, "YEAH, THAT SEEMS LIKE... 1174 00:38:00,069 --> 00:38:01,376 I WOULD NEVER THINK HE WOULD DO THAT." 1175 00:38:01,400 --> 00:38:02,745 - SO WE'RE SITTING THERE AT LUNCH, 1176 00:38:02,769 --> 00:38:04,076 HAVING A BEAUTIFUL LUNCH, AND YOU JUST DECIDE 1177 00:38:04,100 --> 00:38:05,446 TO BRING IT UP OUT OF THE BLUE. 1178 00:38:05,470 --> 00:38:07,443 - REALLY, KYLE? - NO, I'M JUST WONDERING. 1179 00:38:07,467 --> 00:38:08,676 I MEAN, I'M TELLING YOU HOW I FEEL. 1180 00:38:08,700 --> 00:38:10,346 EVEN LISA SAID THAT WAS NOT COOL. 1181 00:38:10,370 --> 00:38:11,543 - THIS IS ABOUT ME. - OKAY? 1182 00:38:11,567 --> 00:38:12,643 - I SAID IT THEN AND THERE. - RIGHT. 1183 00:38:12,667 --> 00:38:14,276 - WONDERFUL. - OKAY, SO THAT'S IT. 1184 00:38:14,300 --> 00:38:16,476 THAT'S ALL I'M SAYING. - BUT I DID IT TO HELP YOU. 1185 00:38:16,500 --> 00:38:18,345 IT WAS ALREADY A MAGAZINE STORY OUT THERE IN THE WORLD. 1186 00:38:18,369 --> 00:38:20,376 - THE HEADS-UP WAS TO HELP ME, BUT NOT AT THE LUNCH. 1187 00:38:20,400 --> 00:38:21,476 THAT DOESN'T HELP ME. 1188 00:38:21,500 --> 00:38:23,276 - I JUST WANT... I WANT HER TO WAKE UP 1189 00:38:23,300 --> 00:38:24,646 AND SMELL THE [bleep] ROSES. 1190 00:38:24,670 --> 00:38:27,443 THE REALITY IS IT'S ON NEWSSTANDS ACROSS THE COUNTRY. 1191 00:38:27,467 --> 00:38:29,509 WE ALL KNOW. WE ALL TALKED ABOUT IT. 1192 00:38:29,533 --> 00:38:31,076 SO YOU WANT IN ON THE CONVO, 1193 00:38:31,100 --> 00:38:32,147 OR YOU WANT US TO KEEP TALKING BEHIND YOUR BACK? 1194 00:38:32,171 --> 00:38:33,443 I DON'T ROLL THAT WAY. 1195 00:38:33,467 --> 00:38:34,543 - THE POINT IS, I DON'T WANT TO SIT HERE 1196 00:38:34,567 --> 00:38:35,976 AND ARGUE WITH YOU. 1197 00:38:36,000 --> 00:38:37,209 IT'S SUPPOSED TO BE A NICE DAY. 1198 00:38:37,233 --> 00:38:38,710 I WANTED TO ADDRESS THE FACT THAT I NEVER SAID THAT. 1199 00:38:38,734 --> 00:38:40,651 SO, WHEN THE PAPARAZZI TALKS ABOUT THAT, YOU CAN TEXT ME. 1200 00:38:40,675 --> 00:38:42,144 - THEN JUST DEFUSE IT. - NO, NO, NO. 1201 00:38:42,168 --> 00:38:43,643 I'M TALKING TO BRANDI RIGHT NOW. 1202 00:38:43,667 --> 00:38:45,209 - OH, GOD, THAT WAS SO RUDE AGAIN. 1203 00:38:45,233 --> 00:38:46,509 IT'S ALL OF US HAVING A CONVERSATION. 1204 00:38:46,533 --> 00:38:47,548 - I'M TRYING TO TALK TO BRANDI. 1205 00:38:47,572 --> 00:38:48,743 - IT'S A CONVERSATION, DARLING. 1206 00:38:48,767 --> 00:38:50,109 YOU SAY SOMETHING, I SAY SOMETHING. 1207 00:38:50,133 --> 00:38:51,110 - I KNOW, BUT LET ME FINISH MY SENTENCE. 1208 00:38:51,134 --> 00:38:52,148 - OKAY, YOU'RE TALKING TO BRANDI, 1209 00:38:52,172 --> 00:38:53,443 SO I WON'T DEFEND YOU IN THE FUTURE. 1210 00:38:53,467 --> 00:38:54,710 YOU'RE RIGHT. I WON'T. - SO MY POINT IS... 1211 00:38:54,734 --> 00:38:56,079 - CARRY ON, DARLING. - JUST TEXT ME AND ASK ME, 1212 00:38:56,103 --> 00:38:57,710 AND I'LL BE HAPPY TO TELL YOU THE TRUTH. 1213 00:38:57,734 --> 00:38:59,411 ENOUGH OF THIS MEAN, MEAN TALKING 1214 00:38:59,435 --> 00:39:02,543 AND MEAN... I CAN'T TAKE IT. 1215 00:39:02,567 --> 00:39:04,142 - COMING UP... 1216 00:39:04,166 --> 00:39:06,042 - IF I'M ON MY PERIOD, I'M A TOTAL BITCH. 1217 00:39:06,066 --> 00:39:08,643 SO SOMETIMES I GET UPSET. - SO YOU'RE ON YOUR PERIOD NOW? 1218 00:39:08,667 --> 00:39:13,097 - [laughs] 1219 00:39:15,166 --> 00:39:17,142 - ACTUALLY, LISA, CAN I TALK TO YOU FOR A SECOND? 1220 00:39:17,166 --> 00:39:18,543 - YEAH, SURE. - [laughs] 1221 00:39:18,567 --> 00:39:21,409 - I KNOW, RIGHT? OKAY. 1222 00:39:21,433 --> 00:39:23,276 WHAT DO YOU WANT TO TALK TO ME PRIVATELY... 1223 00:39:23,300 --> 00:39:24,710 - I JUST DON'T WANT TO MAKE IT A BIGGER THING, 1224 00:39:24,734 --> 00:39:26,251 REALLY BIG GOSSIP. - RIGHT. 1225 00:39:26,275 --> 00:39:27,543 - SO I HATE GOSSIP, 1226 00:39:27,567 --> 00:39:28,676 SO I CAN TELL YOU TO YOUR FACE. 1227 00:39:28,700 --> 00:39:30,242 - MM-HMM. 1228 00:39:30,266 --> 00:39:31,976 - YOU WERE SO RUDE TO ME THE FIRST TIME... 1229 00:39:32,000 --> 00:39:34,109 - WHEN? - AT CARLTON'S LUNCH. 1230 00:39:34,133 --> 00:39:35,476 - WHAT DID I DO? 1231 00:39:35,500 --> 00:39:37,145 - I WAS JUST FIXING YOUR HAIR... - AND I SAID I'M OKAY WITH THAT. 1232 00:39:37,169 --> 00:39:38,376 - I HAVE TO TELL YOU TO YOUR FACE, 1233 00:39:38,400 --> 00:39:39,447 BECAUSE I'M NOT A TWO-FACED PERSON. 1234 00:39:39,471 --> 00:39:40,476 - RIGHT. 1235 00:39:40,500 --> 00:39:42,042 - I HANDLE EVERYTHING TO YOUR FACE. 1236 00:39:42,066 --> 00:39:43,242 - YOU FIXED MY HAIR, AND I SAID, "I'M OKAY," 1237 00:39:43,266 --> 00:39:44,576 BUT IT WAS FINE. - NO, IT WASN'T THAT. 1238 00:39:44,600 --> 00:39:46,447 EVERYBODY WAS FIXING EACH OTHER, AND YOU WENT, 1239 00:39:46,471 --> 00:39:48,276 "I DON'T CARE!" 1240 00:39:48,300 --> 00:39:50,576 AFTER WE FINISHED EATING LUNCH AT CARLTON'S, 1241 00:39:50,600 --> 00:39:52,309 I WAS FIXING BRANDI'S WEAVE, 1242 00:39:52,333 --> 00:39:54,009 AND KIM WAS FIXING MY HAIR. 1243 00:39:54,033 --> 00:39:57,042 AND LISA HAD A HAIR IN THE MIDDLE LIKE THIS, 1244 00:39:57,066 --> 00:39:59,009 AND I WENT AND F... 1245 00:39:59,033 --> 00:40:00,450 I TRIED TO FIX IT, AND SHE GOES, "UGH! 1246 00:40:00,474 --> 00:40:02,042 I DON'T CARE!" 1247 00:40:02,066 --> 00:40:03,576 - I SAID, "I DON'T CARE. YOU KNOW, LEAVE IT." 1248 00:40:03,600 --> 00:40:05,047 - IT WASN'T "I DON'T CARE." - I'M SORRY, DARLING. 1249 00:40:05,071 --> 00:40:07,309 I DIDN'T MEAN TO UPSET YOU. SO IS THAT YOUR POINT? 1250 00:40:07,333 --> 00:40:08,578 - OF COURSE. I WANTED TO... - BECAUSE I SAID "I DON'T CARE." 1251 00:40:08,602 --> 00:40:09,710 - NO, THE REASON WHY I WANT TO TELL YOU 1252 00:40:09,734 --> 00:40:11,409 IS BECAUSE WE'VE BEEN TALKING ABOUT IT, 1253 00:40:11,433 --> 00:40:13,380 SO I DON'T TALK ABOUT... - WHO'S BEEN TALKING ABOUT IT? 1254 00:40:13,404 --> 00:40:14,543 - BRANDI TALKED ABOUT IT. 1255 00:40:14,567 --> 00:40:15,710 YOLANDA TALKED TO ME ABOUT IT THE OTHER DAY. 1256 00:40:15,734 --> 00:40:17,179 YOLANDA BROUGHT IT UP THAT BRANDI SAID IT. 1257 00:40:17,203 --> 00:40:18,309 SO I WANT TO TELL YOU TO YOUR FACE. 1258 00:40:18,333 --> 00:40:19,748 - WELL, JUST SAY IT IN FRONT OF EVERYBODY. 1259 00:40:19,772 --> 00:40:21,543 WHAT, BECAUSE I SAID, "OH, NO, LEAVE IT, IT'S FINE"? 1260 00:40:21,567 --> 00:40:23,009 - BUT IT WASN'T, "OH, NO, LEAVE IT." 1261 00:40:23,033 --> 00:40:24,247 IT WAS, "UGH, I DON'T CARE." 1262 00:40:24,271 --> 00:40:26,076 - OKAY, I DON'T THINK I'D DO THAT, BUT OKAY. 1263 00:40:26,100 --> 00:40:27,276 - IT WAS RUDE. 1264 00:40:27,300 --> 00:40:29,176 IT'S VERY SILLY TO TALK ABOUT IT, 1265 00:40:29,200 --> 00:40:30,609 BUT I WOULD NEVER HAVE BROUGHT THIS UP 1266 00:40:30,633 --> 00:40:33,009 HAD IT NOT BEEN FOR BRANDI AND YOLANDA BRINGING IT UP. 1267 00:40:33,033 --> 00:40:35,009 IN MY BOOK, YOU GO TO PEOPLE. 1268 00:40:35,033 --> 00:40:36,347 YOU TELL THEM WHAT HAPPENED. 1269 00:40:36,371 --> 00:40:38,509 YOU RESOLVE IT, AND YOU MOVE ON. 1270 00:40:38,533 --> 00:40:39,750 IT WAS SNAPPY. - I'M SORRY, DARLING. OKAY. 1271 00:40:39,774 --> 00:40:41,743 - IT WAS VERY SNAPPY. APOLOGY ACCEPTED. 1272 00:40:41,767 --> 00:40:43,142 I JUST HAVE TO TELL YOU TO YOUR FACE, 1273 00:40:43,166 --> 00:40:44,476 BECAUSE I DON'T WANT TO BE TALKING ABOUT IT 1274 00:40:44,500 --> 00:40:46,045 WITH OTHER PEOPLE AND NOT TALK ABOUT IT HERE. 1275 00:40:46,069 --> 00:40:47,076 - WHAT, THAT I WOULD SAY, "OH, NO, I'M FINE"? 1276 00:40:47,100 --> 00:40:48,276 - NO, IT'S NOT, "OH, NO, I'M FINE." 1277 00:40:48,300 --> 00:40:50,147 - OH, OKAY, ALL RIGHT, WHATEVER. - I EVEN TOLD... 1278 00:40:50,171 --> 00:40:51,476 I EVEN APOLOGIZED THERE. 1279 00:40:51,500 --> 00:40:52,745 - OKAY, WHATEVER. - I EVEN APOLOGIZED THERE. 1280 00:40:52,769 --> 00:40:54,309 I SAID, "I'M SORRY," AND EVEN BRANDI TOLD ME. 1281 00:40:54,333 --> 00:40:56,209 - WE'VE GOT MAJOR ISSUES GOING ON OVER THERE. 1282 00:40:56,233 --> 00:40:58,109 THIS ISN'T ONE OF THEM. 1283 00:40:58,133 --> 00:40:59,480 SO DON'T TRY AND CREATE ONE. 1284 00:40:59,504 --> 00:41:02,042 - OH, GOD. - THAT IT WAS VERY SNAPPY. 1285 00:41:02,066 --> 00:41:03,409 NO, ACTUALLY, MAYBE I SHOULD HAVE SAID IT 1286 00:41:03,433 --> 00:41:04,448 IN FRONT OF EVERYONE. - WHAT DID YOU SAY? 1287 00:41:04,472 --> 00:41:05,743 THAT I WAS SNAPPY WITH HER? - YES. 1288 00:41:05,767 --> 00:41:07,209 YES, SHE DID. 1289 00:41:07,233 --> 00:41:08,650 - NO, THAT DAY AT CARLTON'S, YOU WERE, I MEAN... 1290 00:41:08,674 --> 00:41:10,676 - YOU WERE SNAPPY. SHE DID SAY IT. 1291 00:41:10,700 --> 00:41:12,247 I MEAN, BRANDI LITERALLY CALLED ME AND SAID, 1292 00:41:12,271 --> 00:41:14,543 "LISA CAN GIVE CRITICISM, BUT SHE CAN'T TAKE IT." 1293 00:41:14,567 --> 00:41:17,543 AND YOLANDA SAID IT TOO. 1294 00:41:17,567 --> 00:41:19,676 - THIS IS NOT GOING TO GO WELL. 1295 00:41:19,700 --> 00:41:21,376 LET ME GIVE YOU A LITTLE HEADS-UP, JOYCE... 1296 00:41:21,400 --> 00:41:22,976 YOU MAY NOT WANT TO DO THAT. 1297 00:41:23,000 --> 00:41:25,409 - THAT LISA DOES NOT TAKE CONSTRUCTIVE CRITICISM, 1298 00:41:25,433 --> 00:41:27,248 THAT SHE CAN GIVE CRITICISM, BUT SHE DOESN'T TAKE IT. 1299 00:41:27,272 --> 00:41:28,676 - THAT'S NOT WHAT I SAID. - YES, IT WAS. 1300 00:41:28,700 --> 00:41:30,176 - WHEN HAVE I GIVEN CRITICISM TO ANYONE? 1301 00:41:30,200 --> 00:41:31,443 - OH, WOW, OKAY. 1302 00:41:31,467 --> 00:41:34,743 I TRIED TO GIVE JOYCE SOME GOOD ADVICE, 1303 00:41:34,767 --> 00:41:36,576 AND SHE TURNED ON ME AND MADE IT SEEM 1304 00:41:36,600 --> 00:41:38,009 LIKE I WAS TALKING [bleep], 1305 00:41:38,033 --> 00:41:40,409 WHEN I WAS JUST TRYING TO HELP THAT GIRL OUT. 1306 00:41:40,433 --> 00:41:42,209 LESSON LEARNED. I WILL NOT DO THAT AGAIN. 1307 00:41:42,233 --> 00:41:44,376 - SORRY IF I WENT LIKE THIS... "UGH, NO." 1308 00:41:44,400 --> 00:41:45,547 I WENT, LIKE, "NO, LEAVE IT." - WHEN? 1309 00:41:45,571 --> 00:41:47,343 - I'M SO CONFUSED. 1310 00:41:47,367 --> 00:41:48,710 IS THERE A PROBLEM WITH MY HAIR? 1311 00:41:48,734 --> 00:41:50,242 - ARE YOU APOLOGIZING? - ABOUT WHAT? 1312 00:41:50,266 --> 00:41:51,710 - ABOUT ANYTHING. - WHY ARE YOU APOLOGIZING? 1313 00:41:51,734 --> 00:41:53,710 - YEAH, SHE WAS SNAPPY. - SHE SAID THAT WAS VERY RUDE. 1314 00:41:53,734 --> 00:41:55,249 - AND IT HONESTLY CAUGHT ME OFF GUARD. 1315 00:41:55,273 --> 00:41:56,576 AND THEN FOR YOU TO BE... - OH, MY GOD. 1316 00:41:56,600 --> 00:41:58,209 YOU ARE BEING REALLY DRAMATIC RIGHT NOW. 1317 00:41:58,233 --> 00:42:00,380 - RIGHT, IT'S RIDICULOUS. - SERIOUSLY. 1318 00:42:00,404 --> 00:42:02,276 THIS IS BLOODY CHILD'S PLAY. 1319 00:42:02,300 --> 00:42:04,045 - IF I'M ON MY PERIOD, I'M A TOTAL BITCH. 1320 00:42:04,069 --> 00:42:06,676 SO SOMETIMES I GET UPSET. - SO YOU'RE ON YOUR PERIOD NOW? 1321 00:42:06,700 --> 00:42:09,676 - [laughs] 1322 00:42:09,700 --> 00:42:11,109 - NEXT TIME 1323 00:42:11,133 --> 00:42:13,280 ON THE REAL HOUSEWIVES OF BEVERLY HILLS... 1324 00:42:13,304 --> 00:42:16,376 [excited chatter] 1325 00:42:16,400 --> 00:42:18,045 - I'M JUST PROUD OF MY HUSBAND. 1326 00:42:18,069 --> 00:42:20,042 I THINK GETTING A STAR ON THE WALK OF FAME 1327 00:42:20,066 --> 00:42:21,109 IS A HUGE DEAL. 1328 00:42:21,133 --> 00:42:22,242 - DAVID FOSTER. 1329 00:42:22,266 --> 00:42:26,176 [cheers and applause] 1330 00:42:26,200 --> 00:42:29,409 - IT'S HERE. KIMBERLY'S GRADUATING. 1331 00:42:29,433 --> 00:42:31,710 [sniffles] SORRY. 1332 00:42:31,734 --> 00:42:34,047 - WE'LL DO AN ACUPUNCTURE SESSION. 1333 00:42:34,071 --> 00:42:35,576 - MY CATS DON'T DO FACIALS. 1334 00:42:35,600 --> 00:42:37,643 [cat meows] HEY, HEY, HEY, HEY, HEY. 1335 00:42:37,667 --> 00:42:39,109 IT'S OKAY, IT'S OKAY. DON'T GET MAD. 1336 00:42:39,133 --> 00:42:40,580 - KYLE'S KIND OF DEALING WITH, YOU KNOW, 1337 00:42:40,604 --> 00:42:42,643 THE THING THAT'S GONE DOWN IN THE PRESS. 1338 00:42:42,667 --> 00:42:44,343 I DON'T KNOW IF IT'S TRUE. I REALLY DON'T. 1339 00:42:44,367 --> 00:42:47,543 - MY CHARACTER IS THE ONE THAT'S BEING ATTACKED RIGHT NOW. 1340 00:42:47,567 --> 00:42:48,710 - ONCE THE STORY LEAKED, 1341 00:42:48,734 --> 00:42:50,643 AND EVERYONE STARTED GOING AFTER LISA, 1342 00:42:50,667 --> 00:42:52,576 THEN SHE SAYS, "OH, DON'T BELIEVE ANY OF THE B.S." 1343 00:42:52,600 --> 00:42:55,443 TWO MONTHS TOO LATE. - AGREED. 1344 00:42:55,467 --> 00:42:56,976 - WHAT IS THAT? [laughter] 1345 00:42:57,000 --> 00:42:59,576 OH, MY GOD, I'M JUST GETTING SCARED! 1346 00:42:59,600 --> 00:43:04,700 - I MADE OUT WITH CARLTON YESTERDAY. 98949