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These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:17,667 --> 00:00:21,292 ( car passing ) 2 00:00:26,042 --> 00:00:29,750 ( classical score playing ) 3 00:01:43,417 --> 00:01:45,333 ( typewriter clacking ) 4 00:01:45,417 --> 00:01:47,542 ( phone ringing ) 5 00:01:47,625 --> 00:01:50,708 ( people chattering ) 6 00:02:05,250 --> 00:02:07,292 ( door creaking ) 7 00:02:10,500 --> 00:02:12,375 YES, MAY I HELP YOU? 8 00:02:12,458 --> 00:02:14,875 I-I'D LIKE TO SEE 9 00:02:12,458 --> 00:02:14,875 THE CITY EDITOR, PLEASE. 10 00:02:14,958 --> 00:02:16,958 IS IT ABOUT A JOB? 11 00:02:18,000 --> 00:02:19,583 NO, I HAVE 12 00:02:18,000 --> 00:02:19,583 A STORY FOR HIM. 13 00:02:19,667 --> 00:02:22,000 WHAT ABOUT? 14 00:02:22,833 --> 00:02:25,542 WELL, I'D LIKE 15 00:02:22,833 --> 00:02:25,542 TO TELL HIM MYSELF. 16 00:02:35,292 --> 00:02:38,500 ( car horn honks ) 17 00:02:43,792 --> 00:02:45,083 WHAT YOU GOT? 18 00:02:45,167 --> 00:02:48,042 I'D LIKE TO ISSUE 19 00:02:45,167 --> 00:02:48,042 A FORMAL CHALLENGE 20 00:02:45,167 --> 00:02:48,042 TO THE POLICE DEPARTMENT. 21 00:02:48,125 --> 00:02:49,417 YEAH? 22 00:02:49,500 --> 00:02:51,542 I'D LIKE TO BE LOCKED UP 23 00:02:49,500 --> 00:02:51,542 IN A SOLITARY CELL, 24 00:02:51,625 --> 00:02:53,125 CHAINED AND HANDCUFFED, 25 00:02:53,208 --> 00:02:54,250 NO GUARD, 26 00:02:54,333 --> 00:02:58,125 AND I'LL SET MYSELF FREE 27 00:02:54,333 --> 00:02:58,125 WITHIN AN HOUR. 28 00:03:00,333 --> 00:03:03,125 I HAVEN'T HEARD 29 00:03:00,333 --> 00:03:03,125 OF AN ESCAPE ARTIST 30 00:03:03,208 --> 00:03:06,458 SINCE BEFORE THE DAYS 31 00:03:03,208 --> 00:03:06,458 OF FLAGPOLE SITTERS. 32 00:03:07,708 --> 00:03:09,583 THE SOLES OF YOUR FEET. 33 00:03:07,708 --> 00:03:09,583 OKAY, LET ME SEE 34 00:03:07,708 --> 00:03:09,583 Man: 35 00:03:09,667 --> 00:03:10,125 ( flashbulb pops ) 36 00:03:10,208 --> 00:03:12,875 AND THE OTHER ONE. 37 00:03:12,958 --> 00:03:15,083 SCULLY, USE MY CUFFS. 38 00:03:15,167 --> 00:03:16,792 THANK YOU. 39 00:03:21,250 --> 00:03:22,125 ( laughs ) 40 00:03:22,208 --> 00:03:25,042 GIMME THE OTHER ONE. 41 00:03:26,417 --> 00:03:28,167 Man: 42 00:03:26,417 --> 00:03:28,167 OPEN YOUR MOUTH. 43 00:03:30,708 --> 00:03:33,000 OKAY, NOW STICK OUT 44 00:03:30,708 --> 00:03:33,000 YOUR TONGUE. 45 00:03:33,083 --> 00:03:36,083 LIFT IT UP. 46 00:03:33,083 --> 00:03:36,083 SHOW ME YOUR TEETH. 47 00:03:36,167 --> 00:03:39,125 Reporter: 48 00:03:36,167 --> 00:03:39,125 WHEN WAS THE LAST TIME 49 00:03:36,167 --> 00:03:39,125 SOMEONE BROKE OUT OF HERE? 50 00:03:39,208 --> 00:03:40,917 ( chuckles ) 51 00:03:39,208 --> 00:03:40,917 NEVER. 52 00:03:48,208 --> 00:03:50,458 Newspaper editor: 53 00:03:48,208 --> 00:03:50,458 ARE YOU NERVOUS, DANNY? 54 00:03:50,542 --> 00:03:51,792 Man: 55 00:03:50,542 --> 00:03:51,792 ALL RIGHT, 56 00:03:50,542 --> 00:03:51,792 GET INSIDE. 57 00:03:51,875 --> 00:03:54,583 Photographer: 58 00:03:51,875 --> 00:03:54,583 HAVEN'T YOU GOT SOME 59 00:03:51,875 --> 00:03:54,583 LEG IRONS OR CHAINS? 60 00:03:54,667 --> 00:03:55,667 I MEAN, IT LOOKS LIKE 61 00:03:54,667 --> 00:03:55,667 HE'S IN SCOUT CAMP. 62 00:03:55,750 --> 00:03:58,125 Reporter: 63 00:03:55,750 --> 00:03:58,125 AT LEAST SOME MORE 64 00:03:55,750 --> 00:03:58,125 HANDCUFFS THEN. 65 00:03:58,208 --> 00:03:59,500 FOR CHRIST'S SAKE, FRITZ. 66 00:03:59,583 --> 00:04:01,625 OKAY, SCULLY, 67 00:03:59,583 --> 00:04:01,625 PUT ON THE LEG IRONS. 68 00:04:01,708 --> 00:04:03,625 Fritz: 69 00:04:01,708 --> 00:04:03,625 AND DOUBLE-CUFF HIM TOO, 70 00:04:01,708 --> 00:04:03,625 WOULD YA? 71 00:04:03,708 --> 00:04:05,708 ( leg irons 72 00:04:03,708 --> 00:04:05,708 and cuffs clanging ) 73 00:04:10,542 --> 00:04:11,917 Fritz: 74 00:04:10,542 --> 00:04:11,917 GOT ANY OTHER HOT IDEAS? 75 00:04:12,000 --> 00:04:15,625 - YOU WANT HIM 76 00:04:12,000 --> 00:04:15,625 STRUNG UPSIDE DOWN? 77 00:04:12,000 --> 00:04:15,625 - ( handcuffs ratchet tight ) 78 00:04:19,417 --> 00:04:23,625 ALL RIGHT, NOW THIS 79 00:04:19,417 --> 00:04:23,625 IS A FELON'S CELL. 80 00:04:23,708 --> 00:04:24,333 DOUBLE-LOCKED-- 81 00:04:24,417 --> 00:04:26,375 LIKE AN OLD MAID'S 82 00:04:24,417 --> 00:04:26,375 BACK DOOR. 83 00:04:26,458 --> 00:04:30,500 ALL RIGHT, 84 00:04:26,458 --> 00:04:30,500 EVERYBODY OUT. 85 00:04:30,583 --> 00:04:32,458 THE DEAL IS 86 00:04:30,583 --> 00:04:32,458 HE'S TOTALLY ALONE, FRITZ. 87 00:04:34,708 --> 00:04:36,167 ONE HOUR. 88 00:04:36,250 --> 00:04:38,125 Danny's voice: 89 00:04:36,250 --> 00:04:38,125 I KNOW THIS ALL SEEMS 90 00:04:36,250 --> 00:04:38,125 LIKE A PUBLICITY STUNT 91 00:04:38,208 --> 00:04:42,250 AND YOU'RE PROBABLY WONDERING 92 00:04:38,208 --> 00:04:42,250 HOW I GOT ALL THESE PEOPLE 93 00:04:38,208 --> 00:04:42,250 TO LOCK ME UP LIKE THIS. 94 00:04:42,333 --> 00:04:45,083 BUT YOU SEE, 95 00:04:42,333 --> 00:04:45,083 MY FATHER WLS HARRY MASTERS, 96 00:04:45,167 --> 00:04:47,792 THE GREATEST ESCAPE ARTIST 97 00:04:45,167 --> 00:04:47,792 IN THE WORLD AFTER HOUDINI. 98 00:04:49,208 --> 00:04:54,042 AND REAPPEAR. 99 00:04:49,208 --> 00:04:54,042 WITHOUT A KEY, DISAPPEAR 100 00:04:49,208 --> 00:04:54,042 HE COULD OPEN ANY LOCK 101 00:04:54,125 --> 00:04:55,375 I GUESS WHEN YOU'RE 102 00:04:54,125 --> 00:04:55,375 REALLY GOOD AT ESCAPES, 103 00:04:55,458 --> 00:04:57,375 YOU FIGURE YOU CAN 104 00:04:55,458 --> 00:04:57,375 GET AWAY WITH ANYTHING. 105 00:04:57,458 --> 00:05:01,167 - ( alarm bell ringing ) 106 00:04:57,458 --> 00:05:01,167 - THEY SAY HE BECAME A CROOK 107 00:05:01,250 --> 00:05:03,708 AND DIED TRYING 108 00:05:01,250 --> 00:05:03,708 TO ESCAPE FROM THIS JAIL. 109 00:05:03,792 --> 00:05:05,708 ( marching band playing 110 00:05:03,792 --> 00:05:05,708 patriotic music ) 111 00:05:05,792 --> 00:05:08,375 BUT YOU CAN'T BELIEVE 112 00:05:05,792 --> 00:05:08,375 ANYTHING THEY SAY BECAUSE 113 00:05:05,792 --> 00:05:08,375 THIS WHOLE TOWN'S CORRUPT, 114 00:05:08,458 --> 00:05:11,875 AND THE MAYOR 115 00:05:08,458 --> 00:05:11,875 OF THIS TOWN IS A CROOK. 116 00:05:11,958 --> 00:05:15,042 I KNOW BECAUSE I GOT MIXED UP 117 00:05:11,958 --> 00:05:15,042 WITH HIS CRAZY SON STU, 118 00:05:15,125 --> 00:05:17,792 AND I'M GONNA 119 00:05:15,125 --> 00:05:17,792 HELP HIM OUT OF A JAM 120 00:05:15,125 --> 00:05:17,792 BY BREAKING OUTTA JAIL. 121 00:05:17,875 --> 00:05:19,417 AND-- WAIT A MINUTE, 122 00:05:19,500 --> 00:05:23,833 I BETTER START THIS 123 00:05:19,500 --> 00:05:23,833 AT THE PART WHERE I ESCAPE 124 00:05:19,500 --> 00:05:23,833 FROM MY GRANDMOTHER'S. 125 00:05:25,583 --> 00:05:28,625 ( car passes ) 126 00:05:31,083 --> 00:05:33,292 ( car passes ) 127 00:05:33,792 --> 00:05:37,750 ( clock ticking ) 128 00:05:41,167 --> 00:05:43,208 MY WHOLE FAMILY 129 00:05:41,167 --> 00:05:43,208 KEEPS TRYING TO GET AWAY. 130 00:05:43,292 --> 00:05:45,917 AFTER MY FATHER DIED, 131 00:05:43,292 --> 00:05:45,917 MY MOM RAN AWAY FROM HOME, 132 00:05:46,000 --> 00:05:48,083 LEAVING ME HERE, 133 00:05:46,000 --> 00:05:48,083 STUCK AT MY GRANDMOTHER'S. 134 00:05:48,167 --> 00:05:49,792 BUT I'M GETTING OUT 135 00:05:48,167 --> 00:05:49,792 OF HERE TO GO JOIN 136 00:05:49,875 --> 00:05:51,708 MY AUNT 137 00:05:49,875 --> 00:05:51,708 AND UNCLE'S MAGIC ACT-- 138 00:05:51,792 --> 00:05:53,625 AT LEAST 139 00:05:51,792 --> 00:05:53,625 IT'LL BE A START-- 140 00:05:53,708 --> 00:05:56,250 THEN I'M READY 141 00:05:53,708 --> 00:05:56,250 FOR THE BIG TIME. 142 00:05:56,333 --> 00:05:58,292 ALL I NEED IS A CHANCE. 143 00:06:28,542 --> 00:06:31,500 ( train horn blares ) 144 00:06:56,083 --> 00:06:58,083 ( railroad crossing 145 00:06:56,083 --> 00:06:58,083 bell rings ) 146 00:07:13,958 --> 00:07:16,708 ( instrumental record 147 00:07:13,958 --> 00:07:16,708 playing ) 148 00:07:16,792 --> 00:07:18,833 AND HERE THEY ARE, FOLKS, 149 00:07:16,792 --> 00:07:18,833 Emcee: 150 00:07:18,917 --> 00:07:20,458 BURKE AND SIBYL, 151 00:07:20,542 --> 00:07:23,625 TWO MINDS 152 00:07:20,542 --> 00:07:23,625 WITH BUT A SINGLE THOUGHT. 153 00:07:27,750 --> 00:07:29,500 LADIES AND GENTLEMEN, 154 00:07:29,583 --> 00:07:31,500 LADIES AND GENTLEMEN... 155 00:07:35,083 --> 00:07:37,500 Burke: 156 00:07:35,083 --> 00:07:37,500 THE HUMAN MIND HAS A WISDOM 157 00:07:37,583 --> 00:07:40,583 THAT WE HAVE NOW 158 00:07:37,583 --> 00:07:40,583 ONLY BEGUN TO UNDERSTAND. 159 00:07:40,667 --> 00:07:43,708 ( door closes ) 160 00:07:43,792 --> 00:07:45,958 YOU CAN HEAR... 161 00:07:48,125 --> 00:07:50,042 WHAT IT HAS 162 00:07:48,125 --> 00:07:50,042 TAKEN SCIENTISTS 163 00:07:50,125 --> 00:07:51,583 THOUSANDS OF YEARS 164 00:07:50,125 --> 00:07:51,583 TO DISCOVER... 165 00:07:53,583 --> 00:07:56,500 ...EVERY GENERATION 166 00:07:53,583 --> 00:07:56,500 HAVE ALWAYS KNOWN. 167 00:07:57,750 --> 00:08:00,375 NOW IF YOU WOULD HELP US... 168 00:08:00,458 --> 00:08:02,958 ( Burke continues, 169 00:08:00,458 --> 00:08:02,958 indistinct ) 170 00:08:05,000 --> 00:08:06,792 SIBYL! 171 00:08:07,500 --> 00:08:10,083 WHAT IS IT? 172 00:08:10,167 --> 00:08:12,000 UH... 173 00:08:13,125 --> 00:08:13,708 A GREEN PILLBOX. 174 00:08:13,792 --> 00:08:17,208 Burke: 175 00:08:13,792 --> 00:08:17,208 A GREEN PILLBOX. 176 00:08:17,292 --> 00:08:18,417 - IS THAT CORRECT? 177 00:08:17,292 --> 00:08:18,417 - ( applause ) 178 00:08:18,500 --> 00:08:21,292 THAT IS CORRECT! 179 00:08:21,833 --> 00:08:24,417 LADIES AND GENTLEMEN, 180 00:08:24,500 --> 00:08:25,792 HAVE YOU 181 00:08:24,500 --> 00:08:25,792 EVER BEEN SEPARATED 182 00:08:25,875 --> 00:08:28,375 FROM A CLOSE FRIEND 183 00:08:25,875 --> 00:08:28,375 IN A CROWDED ROOM? 184 00:08:28,458 --> 00:08:29,542 SAY, MAN, 185 00:08:28,458 --> 00:08:29,542 WHOSE SIDE ARE YOU ON? 186 00:08:29,625 --> 00:08:32,875 I'M IN BURKE SMITH'S ACT. 187 00:08:29,625 --> 00:08:32,875 I'M A PLANT. 188 00:08:32,958 --> 00:08:34,542 YOU A HOUSE 189 00:08:32,958 --> 00:08:34,542 PLANT, MAN, 190 00:08:34,625 --> 00:08:36,458 OR ARE YOU GOOD 191 00:08:34,625 --> 00:08:36,458 OUTDOORS TOO? 192 00:08:36,542 --> 00:08:38,583 Burke: 193 00:08:36,542 --> 00:08:38,583 AND WILL FIND IT 194 00:08:36,542 --> 00:08:38,583 ENORMOUSLY-- 195 00:08:38,667 --> 00:08:40,583 IT'S TIME 196 00:08:38,667 --> 00:08:40,583 TO GO HOME. 197 00:08:40,667 --> 00:08:44,125 ( laughter ) 198 00:08:44,208 --> 00:08:46,583 C-L-7-1-7-1-0... 199 00:08:46,667 --> 00:08:48,542 8-0. 200 00:08:48,625 --> 00:08:50,542 RED AND WHITE. 201 00:08:50,625 --> 00:08:53,417 THE LEFT-HAND 202 00:08:50,625 --> 00:08:53,417 UPPER DRAWER. 203 00:08:53,500 --> 00:08:54,708 FIRST COUSINS. 204 00:08:57,167 --> 00:08:59,250 HELLO, DANNY. 205 00:08:59,333 --> 00:08:59,667 DANNY! 206 00:08:59,750 --> 00:09:03,000 Burke: 207 00:08:59,750 --> 00:09:03,000 DANNY? 208 00:09:03,083 --> 00:09:06,292 LADIES AND GENTLEMEN, 209 00:09:03,083 --> 00:09:06,292 THESE SPIRIT MESSAGES 210 00:09:03,083 --> 00:09:06,292 COME THROUGH 211 00:09:06,375 --> 00:09:10,417 ONCE IN A WHILE BY WAY 212 00:09:06,375 --> 00:09:10,417 OF THE TV ANTENNA 213 00:09:06,375 --> 00:09:10,417 IN HER HEAD. 214 00:09:10,500 --> 00:09:11,958 ( light laughter ) 215 00:09:12,042 --> 00:09:16,458 AND NOW GETTING BACK 216 00:09:12,042 --> 00:09:16,458 TO REALITY, HMM? 217 00:09:16,542 --> 00:09:18,292 LADIES AND GENTLEMEN, 218 00:09:18,375 --> 00:09:20,500 THERE IS A SMALL CARD 219 00:09:18,375 --> 00:09:20,500 ON EVERY TABLE. 220 00:09:20,583 --> 00:09:23,625 NOW WE'D LIKE FOR ONE PERSON 221 00:09:20,583 --> 00:09:23,625 AT EACH TABLE... 222 00:09:23,708 --> 00:09:26,375 Danny's voice: 223 00:09:23,708 --> 00:09:26,375 MY AUNT REALLY COULD 224 00:09:23,708 --> 00:09:26,375 READ MINDS, 225 00:09:26,458 --> 00:09:29,583 BUT WHEN SHE DID 226 00:09:26,458 --> 00:09:29,583 IT MESSED UP THE MENTAL ACT 227 00:09:26,458 --> 00:09:29,583 AND PISSED OFF UNCLE BURKE. 228 00:09:29,667 --> 00:09:34,125 NOW IF YOU 229 00:09:29,667 --> 00:09:34,125 DON'T HAVE PENCILS, 230 00:09:29,667 --> 00:09:34,125 THE WAITERS DO. 231 00:09:34,208 --> 00:09:35,792 WHERE ARE WE GOING LATER? 232 00:09:35,875 --> 00:09:38,167 YOU'RE GOING 233 00:09:35,875 --> 00:09:38,167 IN JACK'S CHEVY 234 00:09:38,250 --> 00:09:41,833 TO THE BEACH, 235 00:09:38,250 --> 00:09:41,833 AND YOU'LL WISH YOU HADN'T. 236 00:09:41,917 --> 00:09:42,750 NOW CUT IT OUT, HONEY. 237 00:09:41,917 --> 00:09:42,750 JUST HOLD ON. 238 00:09:42,833 --> 00:09:46,042 I DON'T LIKE 239 00:09:42,833 --> 00:09:46,042 TO SEE GIRLS GO WRONG. 240 00:09:46,125 --> 00:09:48,042 WE ALL HATE TO SEE 241 00:09:46,125 --> 00:09:48,042 GIRLS GO WRONG. 242 00:09:48,125 --> 00:09:51,292 - WELL, SHE'S GOOD. 243 00:09:48,125 --> 00:09:51,292 SHE DOESN'T HAVE TO-- 244 00:09:48,125 --> 00:09:51,292 - Burke: SIBYL! 245 00:09:51,375 --> 00:09:53,500 ( nervous laugh ) 246 00:09:53,583 --> 00:09:56,458 TO HONEST PEOPLE. 247 00:09:53,583 --> 00:09:56,458 THE FORTUNE-TELLING 248 00:09:53,583 --> 00:09:56,458 NOW LET'S LEAVE 249 00:09:56,542 --> 00:09:59,958 WELL, I HEARD THOSE ANSWERS 250 00:09:56,542 --> 00:09:59,958 COMING YESTERDAY, 251 00:10:00,042 --> 00:10:02,000 AND RIGHT NOW 252 00:10:00,042 --> 00:10:02,000 I CAN HEAR TOMORROW'S, 253 00:10:02,083 --> 00:10:04,500 SO WHO NEEDS IT? 254 00:10:05,583 --> 00:10:07,458 LADIES AND GENTLEMEN, 255 00:10:07,542 --> 00:10:10,500 WE BEG YOUR PARDON. 256 00:10:10,583 --> 00:10:13,583 YOU SEE, MY WIFE'S MIND 257 00:10:10,583 --> 00:10:13,583 IS A DELICATE INSTRUMENT. 258 00:10:13,667 --> 00:10:17,000 AND LIKE 259 00:10:13,667 --> 00:10:17,000 ALL FINE INSTRUMENTS, 260 00:10:17,083 --> 00:10:19,708 IT NEEDS ADJUSTMENT 261 00:10:17,083 --> 00:10:19,708 FROM TIME TO TIME. 262 00:10:19,792 --> 00:10:22,375 ( Burke laughs ) 263 00:10:22,458 --> 00:10:24,542 YES! 264 00:10:31,250 --> 00:10:33,375 UNDER WRAPS FOR YEARS. 265 00:10:31,250 --> 00:10:33,375 I'VE BEEN TRYING TO KEEP HER 266 00:10:33,458 --> 00:10:36,542 NOW WOULD YOU LIKE TO SAY 267 00:10:33,458 --> 00:10:36,542 A POLITE GOOD NIGHT 268 00:10:33,458 --> 00:10:36,542 TO THE AUDIENCE? 269 00:10:36,625 --> 00:10:37,917 Sibyl: 270 00:10:36,625 --> 00:10:37,917 GOOD NIGHT, DEAR. 271 00:10:38,000 --> 00:10:40,208 YOU KNOW, SOME PEOPLE WILL 272 00:10:38,000 --> 00:10:40,208 BE SHOCKED BY MY WIFE'S 273 00:10:40,292 --> 00:10:41,833 NATURAL APPEARANCE, 274 00:10:40,292 --> 00:10:41,833 BUT AFTER TONIGHT'S 275 00:10:40,292 --> 00:10:41,833 PERFORMANCE, 276 00:10:41,917 --> 00:10:45,542 I DON'T THINK ANYONE 277 00:10:41,917 --> 00:10:45,542 WILL BE PARTICULARLY 278 00:10:41,917 --> 00:10:45,542 SURPRISED. 279 00:10:45,625 --> 00:10:47,917 ( drumroll, cymbal crash ) 280 00:10:48,000 --> 00:10:51,375 ( cheering, applause ) 281 00:10:53,458 --> 00:10:54,958 HIYA, DANNY! 282 00:10:55,042 --> 00:10:57,500 DANNY, 283 00:10:55,042 --> 00:10:57,500 WHAT'RE YOU DOIN' HERE, 284 00:10:55,042 --> 00:10:57,500 YOU CUTE THING? 285 00:10:57,583 --> 00:11:00,500 - AREN'T YOU AUNT LOUISE? 286 00:10:57,583 --> 00:11:00,500 - I USED TO BE LOUISE. 287 00:10:57,583 --> 00:11:00,500 NOW I'M SIBYL. 288 00:11:00,583 --> 00:11:03,542 - ( drumroll, cymbal crash ) 289 00:11:00,583 --> 00:11:03,542 - Burke: THE AMAZING SIBYL! 290 00:11:03,625 --> 00:11:06,583 ( applause ) 291 00:11:08,708 --> 00:11:11,083 ( Sibyl laughing ) 292 00:11:11,167 --> 00:11:13,167 CAREFUL 293 00:11:11,167 --> 00:11:13,167 OF THE STEPS, HONEY. 294 00:11:14,292 --> 00:11:17,083 COME HERE, YOU CUTE THING. 295 00:11:14,292 --> 00:11:17,083 WHERE'D YOU GET THAT JACKET? 296 00:11:17,167 --> 00:11:20,250 HOW'D YOU LIKE OUR ACT? 297 00:11:17,167 --> 00:11:20,250 ONE OF THE BOYS IN THE BAND. 298 00:11:17,167 --> 00:11:20,250 IT MAKES YOU LOOK LIKE 299 00:11:20,333 --> 00:11:22,208 THINGS GOT A BIT 300 00:11:20,333 --> 00:11:22,208 CONFUSING AT FIRST, 301 00:11:22,292 --> 00:11:24,042 - BUT IT WAS EXCITING. 302 00:11:22,292 --> 00:11:24,042 - I AM SO GLAD TO SEE YOU. 303 00:11:24,125 --> 00:11:26,417 - YOU KNOW YOU REALLY 304 00:11:24,125 --> 00:11:26,417 LOOK LIKE YOUR FATHER-- 305 00:11:24,125 --> 00:11:26,417 - Burke: SIBYL! 306 00:11:26,500 --> 00:11:28,500 ( laughs ) 307 00:11:28,583 --> 00:11:30,417 SIBYL. 308 00:11:30,500 --> 00:11:33,042 WHAT WERE YOU TRYING TO DO 309 00:11:30,500 --> 00:11:33,042 OUT ON THAT STAGE TONIGHT? 310 00:11:33,125 --> 00:11:35,125 HONEY, LISTEN, IT'S DANNY. 311 00:11:33,125 --> 00:11:35,125 SEE, IT REALLY IS DANNY. 312 00:11:35,208 --> 00:11:38,417 YES, I SEE DANNY. 313 00:11:35,208 --> 00:11:38,417 HOW ARE YA, DANNY? 314 00:11:38,500 --> 00:11:39,667 NOW COME ON, 315 00:11:38,500 --> 00:11:39,667 LET'S GET OUTTA HERE. 316 00:11:50,417 --> 00:11:52,500 HERE, UNCLE BURKE, 317 00:11:52,583 --> 00:11:54,542 PICK A CARD. 318 00:12:02,375 --> 00:12:02,917 OKAY. 319 00:12:02,375 --> 00:12:02,917 LOOK AT IT. 320 00:12:03,000 --> 00:12:05,458 MM-HMM. 321 00:12:05,542 --> 00:12:07,208 PUT IT BACK. 322 00:12:08,708 --> 00:12:10,167 ARE YOU SURE YOU SAW IT? 323 00:12:10,250 --> 00:12:11,708 I AM SICK OF THOSE 324 00:12:10,250 --> 00:12:11,708 PICK-A-CARD TRICKS. 325 00:12:15,292 --> 00:12:16,667 Danny: 326 00:12:15,292 --> 00:12:16,667 OKAY, THEN, 327 00:12:16,750 --> 00:12:20,458 I'LL SHOW YOU A TRICK 328 00:12:16,750 --> 00:12:20,458 WITH SIX CARDS. 329 00:12:23,250 --> 00:12:25,292 THREE OF THEM ARE BLACK... 330 00:12:27,667 --> 00:12:29,667 AND THREE OF THEM ARE RED. 331 00:12:30,042 --> 00:12:33,292 BLACK, RED, 332 00:12:33,375 --> 00:12:36,167 BLACK, RED, 333 00:12:36,250 --> 00:12:39,542 BLACK AND RED. 334 00:12:39,625 --> 00:12:40,792 AND WHEN 335 00:12:39,625 --> 00:12:40,792 I TURN THEM OVER, 336 00:12:40,875 --> 00:12:43,667 ALL THE BLACKS 337 00:12:40,875 --> 00:12:43,667 ARE TOGETHER, 338 00:12:43,750 --> 00:12:45,500 AND SO ARE THE REDS. 339 00:12:45,583 --> 00:12:47,167 Sibyl: 340 00:12:45,583 --> 00:12:47,167 OH, THAT'S SWELL. 341 00:12:47,250 --> 00:12:48,917 THAT'S OLD WATER-- 342 00:12:47,250 --> 00:12:48,917 EVERYBODY DOES THAT TRICK. 343 00:12:51,417 --> 00:12:53,167 LET ME SHOW YOU 344 00:12:51,417 --> 00:12:53,167 THE EIGHT-CARD VARIATION. 345 00:12:53,250 --> 00:12:55,333 IT'S A LOT HARDER 346 00:12:53,250 --> 00:12:55,333 WITH EIGHT CARDS. 347 00:12:57,917 --> 00:13:02,625 RED, BLACK, RED, 348 00:13:02,708 --> 00:13:04,708 BLACK, RED, 349 00:13:04,792 --> 00:13:08,500 BLACK, RED, BLACK. 350 00:13:08,583 --> 00:13:10,000 RED, BLACK-- 351 00:13:10,083 --> 00:13:12,125 - YOU PAYING ATTENTION? 352 00:13:10,083 --> 00:13:12,125 - Burke: MM-HMM. 353 00:13:12,208 --> 00:13:14,250 RED, BLACK, 354 00:13:14,333 --> 00:13:16,917 RED, BLACK, 355 00:13:14,333 --> 00:13:16,917 RED, BLACK. 356 00:13:19,458 --> 00:13:23,125 - THIS SIDE IS RED... 357 00:13:19,458 --> 00:13:23,125 - ( Burke chuckles ) 358 00:13:25,125 --> 00:13:26,833 - ...AND SO IS THIS SIDE. 359 00:13:25,125 --> 00:13:26,833 - ( Sibyl gasps ) 360 00:13:29,625 --> 00:13:31,625 AND THESE ARE ALL-- 361 00:13:31,708 --> 00:13:33,333 - Burke: BLACK. 362 00:13:31,708 --> 00:13:33,333 - NO. 363 00:13:33,417 --> 00:13:35,083 THESE ARE 364 00:13:33,417 --> 00:13:35,083 THE FOUR KINGS. 365 00:13:35,167 --> 00:13:39,500 MY STARS, THAT WAS 366 00:13:35,167 --> 00:13:39,500 REALLY WONDERFUL. 367 00:13:39,583 --> 00:13:42,375 Burke: 368 00:13:39,583 --> 00:13:42,375 YOU'VE REALLY BEEN 369 00:13:39,583 --> 00:13:42,375 DOIN' YOUR HOMEWORK, HUH? 370 00:13:42,458 --> 00:13:44,208 THE WORLD 371 00:13:42,458 --> 00:13:44,208 IS FULL OF GUYS 372 00:13:44,292 --> 00:13:47,250 THAT CAN PICK UP 373 00:13:44,292 --> 00:13:47,250 A DECK AND PUT IT DOWN 374 00:13:44,292 --> 00:13:47,250 WITHOUT SPILLING IT. 375 00:13:47,333 --> 00:13:49,417 WHAT'S YOUR NEXT STEP, KID? 376 00:13:49,500 --> 00:13:52,083 MY NEXT STEP'S UP. 377 00:13:49,500 --> 00:13:52,083 I'M GOING UP. 378 00:13:52,167 --> 00:13:54,708 I CAME OUT OF THE STICKS 379 00:13:52,167 --> 00:13:54,708 BECAUSE THIS IS UP. 380 00:13:54,792 --> 00:13:57,250 YEAH, BUT WHAT'S IT UP? 381 00:13:57,333 --> 00:13:59,583 Burke: 382 00:13:57,333 --> 00:13:59,583 JUST BECAUSE YOU CAN 383 00:13:57,333 --> 00:13:59,583 DO A COUPLE OF TRICKS 384 00:13:59,667 --> 00:14:00,917 DOESN'T MEAN 385 00:13:59,667 --> 00:14:00,917 YOU GOT IT MADE, KID. 386 00:14:05,500 --> 00:14:07,542 HOW DO YOU KNOW 387 00:14:05,500 --> 00:14:07,542 WHAT ELSE HE CAN DO? 388 00:14:07,625 --> 00:14:09,083 YOU NEVER HEARD 389 00:14:07,625 --> 00:14:09,083 OF A CHILD PRODIGY? 390 00:14:09,167 --> 00:14:11,417 IT DOESN'T TAKE EVERYBODY 391 00:14:09,167 --> 00:14:11,417 A WHOLE LIFETIME 392 00:14:11,500 --> 00:14:13,417 TO LEARN THE TRICKS 393 00:14:11,500 --> 00:14:13,417 OF THE TRADE, YOU KNOW. 394 00:14:13,500 --> 00:14:15,417 I KNOW WHAT 395 00:14:13,500 --> 00:14:15,417 HE'S GOT IN MIND. 396 00:14:15,500 --> 00:14:19,583 TELL YOU ABOUT YOUR FATHER? 397 00:14:15,500 --> 00:14:19,583 KID, DID ANYBODY EVER 398 00:14:19,667 --> 00:14:21,792 HE WAS AN ESCAPE ARTIST. 399 00:14:21,875 --> 00:14:24,125 YEAH, A PRETTY GOOD 400 00:14:21,875 --> 00:14:24,125 ONE TOO. 401 00:14:24,208 --> 00:14:27,708 BUT HE ALWAYS HAD 402 00:14:24,208 --> 00:14:27,708 TO BE UP ON EVERYBODY. 403 00:14:28,250 --> 00:14:30,417 HARRY WAS A WISEGUY. 404 00:14:30,500 --> 00:14:33,167 HARRY WAS A REAL MAN 405 00:14:30,500 --> 00:14:33,167 AND A GREAT ARTIST, 406 00:14:33,250 --> 00:14:35,083 AND DON'T EVER 407 00:14:33,250 --> 00:14:35,083 FORGET IT. 408 00:14:35,167 --> 00:14:36,833 WHAT ABOUT 409 00:14:35,167 --> 00:14:36,833 THE BRIGHT SIDE? 410 00:14:36,917 --> 00:14:39,583 LET'S USE HIM 411 00:14:36,917 --> 00:14:39,583 IN THE ACT, 412 00:14:39,667 --> 00:14:41,792 BY THE TIME HE LEARNS. 413 00:14:39,667 --> 00:14:41,792 IF WE STILL HAVE ONE 414 00:14:41,875 --> 00:14:44,833 HMPH, IS THAT WHAT YOU 415 00:14:41,875 --> 00:14:44,833 WANT TO DO, KID? 416 00:14:45,375 --> 00:14:47,458 I'D BE VERY GOOD AT IT, 417 00:14:47,542 --> 00:14:48,833 AND I'D DO ANYTHING 418 00:14:47,542 --> 00:14:48,833 YOU TOLD ME TO. 419 00:14:48,917 --> 00:14:52,625 OKAY, THEN I'M GOING 420 00:14:48,917 --> 00:14:52,625 TO TELL YOU THE TRUTH. 421 00:14:52,708 --> 00:14:56,667 YOU SEE, WE CAN'T EVEN AFFORD 422 00:14:52,708 --> 00:14:56,667 TO LET YOU VISIT WITH US, 423 00:14:56,750 --> 00:14:58,708 NOT FOR LONG ANYWAY. 424 00:15:01,375 --> 00:15:02,792 HERE'S THE CARD 425 00:15:01,375 --> 00:15:02,792 YOU PICKED. 426 00:15:02,875 --> 00:15:04,458 ( chuckles ) 427 00:15:04,542 --> 00:15:06,000 THE OLD 428 00:15:04,542 --> 00:15:06,000 CARD-IN-THE-WALLET TRICK. 429 00:15:07,917 --> 00:15:10,458 THE OLD 430 00:15:07,917 --> 00:15:10,458 CARD-IN-YOUR-WALLET TRICK. 431 00:15:10,542 --> 00:15:13,500 ( Sibyl laughing ) 432 00:15:15,208 --> 00:15:17,583 ( chuckles ) 433 00:15:17,667 --> 00:15:20,625 EH, THE WONDERBOY. 434 00:15:20,708 --> 00:15:22,542 YOU GOT HIM. 435 00:15:24,500 --> 00:15:26,208 ( Sibyl laughs ) 436 00:15:26,292 --> 00:15:28,333 Danny: 437 00:15:26,292 --> 00:15:28,333 IT'S ALL THERE. 438 00:15:29,750 --> 00:15:32,917 ( tea kettle whistling ) 439 00:15:34,958 --> 00:15:37,042 - ( gas knob clicks ) 440 00:15:34,958 --> 00:15:37,042 - ( whistling stops ) 441 00:15:59,625 --> 00:16:01,042 - Burke: THERE YOU GO. 442 00:15:59,625 --> 00:16:01,042 - Sibyl: THANKS, HONEY. 443 00:16:01,125 --> 00:16:03,042 HIS GRANDMOTHER 444 00:16:01,125 --> 00:16:03,042 Burke: 445 00:16:01,125 --> 00:16:03,042 LOOK, WE GOT TO CALL 446 00:16:03,125 --> 00:16:05,542 AND LET HER KNOW 447 00:16:03,125 --> 00:16:05,542 THAT HE'S HERE, 448 00:16:05,625 --> 00:16:07,542 AND THEN WE'RE 449 00:16:05,625 --> 00:16:07,542 GONNA TAKE HIM BACK. 450 00:16:07,625 --> 00:16:09,375 HAVE YOU GOT 451 00:16:07,625 --> 00:16:09,375 THE PHONE NUMBER? 452 00:16:09,458 --> 00:16:10,708 A LITTLE WHILE. 453 00:16:09,458 --> 00:16:10,708 Sibyl: 454 00:16:09,458 --> 00:16:10,708 BURKE, LET HIM STAY 455 00:16:10,792 --> 00:16:13,542 - HE'S PART OF THE FAMILY. 456 00:16:10,792 --> 00:16:13,542 - YEAH YEAH, YOUR FAMILY. 457 00:16:13,625 --> 00:16:15,708 HE'LL PROBABLY END UP 458 00:16:13,625 --> 00:16:15,708 JUST LIKE HIS OLD MAN. 459 00:16:15,792 --> 00:16:17,542 Sibyl: 460 00:16:15,792 --> 00:16:17,542 SO WHAT'S WRONG WITH THAT? 461 00:16:17,625 --> 00:16:19,042 I'M TELLING YOU, 462 00:16:17,625 --> 00:16:19,042 LOOK, SIBYL, 463 00:16:17,625 --> 00:16:19,042 Burke: 464 00:16:19,125 --> 00:16:22,375 ONE OF THESE DAYS 465 00:16:19,125 --> 00:16:22,375 HE'S GOING TO END UP 466 00:16:19,125 --> 00:16:22,375 IN A CARD GAME SOMEWHERE 467 00:16:22,458 --> 00:16:24,708 AND TRY OUT SOME OF THIS DUMB 468 00:16:22,458 --> 00:16:24,708 AMATEUR STUFF HE'S BEEN-- 469 00:16:24,792 --> 00:16:27,542 - ( thump, porcelain clangs ) 470 00:16:24,792 --> 00:16:27,542 - AND SOMEBODY'S GONNA GET-- 471 00:16:27,625 --> 00:16:29,167 Sibyl: SHH! 472 00:16:29,250 --> 00:16:33,417 ( Burke whispering ) 473 00:16:29,250 --> 00:16:33,417 SOMEBODY'S GONNA GET MAD 474 00:16:29,250 --> 00:16:33,417 AND BREAK HIS HEAD OPEN. 475 00:16:33,500 --> 00:16:35,000 Sibyl: 476 00:16:33,500 --> 00:16:35,000 GEE, BURKE, YOU'RE REALLY 477 00:16:33,500 --> 00:16:35,000 JEALOUS, AREN'T YOU? 478 00:16:35,083 --> 00:16:38,333 ( music box plays, stops ) 479 00:16:38,417 --> 00:16:40,000 TO SEE ANOTHER VERSION 480 00:16:38,417 --> 00:16:40,000 Burke: 481 00:16:38,417 --> 00:16:40,000 LOOK, I JUST DON'T WANT 482 00:16:40,083 --> 00:16:42,583 OF HIS OLD MAN 483 00:16:40,083 --> 00:16:42,583 AROUND HERE. 484 00:16:42,667 --> 00:16:43,083 Sibyl: 485 00:16:42,667 --> 00:16:43,083 LISTEN, BURKE... 486 00:16:43,167 --> 00:16:47,417 ( music plays ) 487 00:16:47,500 --> 00:16:48,458 ( music stops ) 488 00:16:48,542 --> 00:16:51,333 Burke: 489 00:16:48,542 --> 00:16:51,333 SIBYL, WILL YOU 490 00:16:48,542 --> 00:16:51,333 PLEASE CALL HER NOW? 491 00:16:52,667 --> 00:16:54,083 - ( dog barks ) 492 00:16:52,667 --> 00:16:54,083 - ( birds chirping ) 493 00:16:57,667 --> 00:16:59,417 ( water dripping ) 494 00:16:59,500 --> 00:17:01,625 ( owl hooting ) 495 00:17:06,667 --> 00:17:08,958 ( metallic clang ) 496 00:17:21,875 --> 00:17:23,917 ( metallic clang ) 497 00:17:44,542 --> 00:17:46,625 ( metallic thump ) 498 00:17:49,667 --> 00:17:52,583 ( metallic thump, scraping ) 499 00:18:22,583 --> 00:18:24,708 ( door rattles ) 500 00:18:24,792 --> 00:18:26,792 ( doorbell buzzes ) 501 00:18:26,875 --> 00:18:29,833 Man over intercom: 502 00:18:26,875 --> 00:18:29,833 Say the magic word. 503 00:18:29,917 --> 00:18:31,125 HOW'S THAT? 504 00:18:31,208 --> 00:18:35,500 Say the magic word. 505 00:18:35,583 --> 00:18:38,958 I DON'T KNOW 506 00:18:35,583 --> 00:18:38,958 THE MAGIC WORD. 507 00:18:39,042 --> 00:18:41,042 It's "Open sesame." 508 00:18:41,125 --> 00:18:43,625 OPEN SESAME. 509 00:18:43,708 --> 00:18:45,542 ( door buzzing ) 510 00:18:52,583 --> 00:18:55,542 ( birds chirping ) 511 00:18:55,625 --> 00:18:58,583 SOMETHING FOR YOU, 512 00:18:55,625 --> 00:18:58,583 FOOL YOUR LITTLE FRIENDS? 513 00:18:58,667 --> 00:19:00,333 WHAT'S THE USE 514 00:18:58,667 --> 00:19:00,333 OF FOOLING YOUR FRIENDS? 515 00:19:00,417 --> 00:19:04,542 YOU THINK YOU HAVE ANY, 516 00:19:00,417 --> 00:19:04,542 YOU'RE JUST FOOLING YOURSELF. 517 00:19:04,625 --> 00:19:06,875 DO YOU WRITE 518 00:19:04,625 --> 00:19:06,875 YOUR OWN PATTER? 519 00:19:06,958 --> 00:19:08,542 YOU SHOULD ASK ME 520 00:19:06,958 --> 00:19:08,542 WHETHER OR NOT 521 00:19:08,625 --> 00:19:10,875 I FOOL MY RELATIVES 522 00:19:08,625 --> 00:19:10,875 OR STRANGERS. 523 00:19:10,958 --> 00:19:13,208 WELL, HOW ABOUT 524 00:19:10,958 --> 00:19:13,208 RELATIVE STRANGERS? 525 00:19:13,292 --> 00:19:17,083 - THEM TOO. 526 00:19:13,292 --> 00:19:17,083 - ( chuckles ) 527 00:19:17,167 --> 00:19:20,542 YOU KNOW, I BET 528 00:19:17,167 --> 00:19:20,542 YOU KEEP 'EM ON THEIR TOES 529 00:19:17,167 --> 00:19:20,542 UP AT THE DEBATE SOCIETY. 530 00:19:20,625 --> 00:19:23,375 SAY LISTEN, 531 00:19:20,625 --> 00:19:23,375 I'VE GOT SOMETHING HERE 532 00:19:23,458 --> 00:19:26,375 THAT I THINK YOU 533 00:19:23,458 --> 00:19:26,375 JUST MIGHT BE INTERESTED IN. 534 00:19:26,458 --> 00:19:29,583 YEAH, HOUDINI USED 535 00:19:26,458 --> 00:19:29,583 TO DO THIS ONE. 536 00:19:29,667 --> 00:19:31,125 IT'S... 537 00:19:31,208 --> 00:19:32,250 KING TUT. 538 00:19:32,333 --> 00:19:35,625 - NO, THAT'S NOT QUITE 539 00:19:32,333 --> 00:19:35,625 WHAT I HAD IN MIND. 540 00:19:32,333 --> 00:19:35,625 - OH? 541 00:19:35,708 --> 00:19:38,583 - SEE, MY FATHER 542 00:19:35,708 --> 00:19:38,583 WAS HARRY MASTERS. 543 00:19:35,708 --> 00:19:38,583 - YEAH? 544 00:19:38,667 --> 00:19:41,750 LISTEN, DO YOU KNOW 545 00:19:38,667 --> 00:19:41,750 ANYBODY IN TOWN WHO CAN 546 00:19:41,833 --> 00:19:43,167 RIP A BASE, 547 00:19:41,833 --> 00:19:43,167 OR DEAL A GOOD SECOND? 548 00:19:43,250 --> 00:19:45,708 SLOW DOWN, BOY. 549 00:19:46,667 --> 00:19:49,583 I HAVEN'T BEEN 550 00:19:46,667 --> 00:19:49,583 IN POTS AND PANS VERY MUCH, 551 00:19:49,667 --> 00:19:52,750 - BUT IT WOULDN'T 552 00:19:49,667 --> 00:19:52,750 TAKE ME TOO LONG. 553 00:19:49,667 --> 00:19:52,750 - ( doorbell buzzes ) 554 00:19:52,833 --> 00:19:54,583 SAY THE MAGIC WORD. 555 00:19:54,667 --> 00:19:57,958 ( doorbell buzzes ) 556 00:19:58,042 --> 00:20:01,583 - SAY THE MAGIC WORD. 557 00:19:58,042 --> 00:20:01,583 - ( doorbell buzzes ) 558 00:20:01,667 --> 00:20:03,417 LET ME HANDLE IT. 559 00:20:03,500 --> 00:20:04,250 WATCH HOW I SERVE 560 00:20:03,500 --> 00:20:04,250 THE CUSTOMERS. 561 00:20:04,333 --> 00:20:06,250 WELL NOW, 562 00:20:04,333 --> 00:20:06,250 WAIT A MINUTE. 563 00:20:06,333 --> 00:20:08,917 SAY THE MAGIC WORD. 564 00:20:09,000 --> 00:20:10,958 Open the goddamn door. 565 00:20:09,000 --> 00:20:10,958 Man over intercom: 566 00:20:11,042 --> 00:20:13,792 KNOW THAT I'M HERE. 567 00:20:11,042 --> 00:20:13,792 - ( woman laughing ) 568 00:20:11,042 --> 00:20:13,792 - OH, DON'T LET THIS GUY 569 00:20:13,875 --> 00:20:15,583 HE'S NUTTY 570 00:20:13,875 --> 00:20:15,583 AS A FRUITCAKE. 571 00:20:15,667 --> 00:20:18,458 NO SIR, 572 00:20:15,667 --> 00:20:18,458 IT'S "OPEN SESAME." 573 00:20:18,542 --> 00:20:20,292 or I'll kick the door in. 574 00:20:18,542 --> 00:20:20,292 Push the button 575 00:20:20,375 --> 00:20:23,833 ( loud thumping on door ) 576 00:20:23,917 --> 00:20:27,125 ( door buzzes ) 577 00:20:30,167 --> 00:20:31,958 HI. 578 00:20:32,042 --> 00:20:34,667 SOMETHIN' FOR YOU, 579 00:20:32,042 --> 00:20:34,667 FOOL YOUR FRIENDS? 580 00:20:37,583 --> 00:20:38,667 WHERE'S THE BOSS? 581 00:20:38,750 --> 00:20:40,292 THIS JUNK, WILL YOU? 582 00:20:38,750 --> 00:20:40,292 Woman: 583 00:20:38,750 --> 00:20:40,292 HEY, STU, LOOK AT ALL 584 00:20:40,375 --> 00:20:43,667 - OH. 585 00:20:40,375 --> 00:20:43,667 - WHEN THE BOSS ISN'T HERE, 586 00:20:40,375 --> 00:20:43,667 UH, I'M THE BOSS. 587 00:20:43,750 --> 00:20:44,792 MAYBE I CAN HELP YOU. 588 00:20:44,875 --> 00:20:48,125 YEAH, I'D LIKE 589 00:20:44,875 --> 00:20:48,125 SOME ICE CUBES 590 00:20:44,875 --> 00:20:48,125 WITH FLIES IN THEM. 591 00:20:48,208 --> 00:20:50,750 - ( woman laughs ) 592 00:20:48,208 --> 00:20:50,750 - WELL, HOW MANY DO YOU WANT? 593 00:20:50,833 --> 00:20:52,750 I'LL TAKE SIX DOZEN. 594 00:20:52,833 --> 00:20:56,167 - I GOTTA CHECK. 595 00:20:52,833 --> 00:20:56,167 - THESE THINGS ARE A RIOT. 596 00:20:56,250 --> 00:20:58,583 HE'LL GO CRAZY. 597 00:20:56,250 --> 00:20:58,583 I'LL PUT THEM 598 00:20:56,250 --> 00:20:58,583 IN MY FATHER'S DRINKS-- 599 00:20:58,667 --> 00:21:00,875 OH, STU, YOU'RE SUCH 600 00:20:58,667 --> 00:21:00,875 A JOKESTER. 601 00:21:00,958 --> 00:21:04,667 YEAH, THESE ARE 602 00:21:00,958 --> 00:21:04,667 GREAT ONES, THE FLIES. 603 00:21:04,750 --> 00:21:07,500 DO YOU HAVE THE BEETLES 604 00:21:04,750 --> 00:21:07,500 OR THE SPIDERS? 605 00:21:07,583 --> 00:21:09,292 - Danny: YEAH. 606 00:21:07,583 --> 00:21:09,292 - HOW ABOUT SOME RUBBER RATS? 607 00:21:09,375 --> 00:21:11,958 MISTER, 608 00:21:09,375 --> 00:21:11,958 WE'VE GOT EVERYTHING. 609 00:21:16,708 --> 00:21:17,417 DO YOU SERIOUSLY 610 00:21:16,708 --> 00:21:17,417 THINK I'M HERE 611 00:21:17,500 --> 00:21:19,333 TO LOOK AT INSECTS 612 00:21:17,500 --> 00:21:19,333 IN ICE CUBES? 613 00:21:19,417 --> 00:21:23,000 I'M THE HUMANE SOCIETY 614 00:21:19,417 --> 00:21:23,000 IN THIS TOWN. 615 00:21:23,083 --> 00:21:24,458 I WANT TO SEE YOU MAKE 616 00:21:23,083 --> 00:21:24,458 SOME CANARIES DISAPPEAR. 617 00:21:24,542 --> 00:21:28,125 WE'VE GOTTEN REPORTS THAT 618 00:21:24,542 --> 00:21:28,125 YOU GUYS KILL THOSE BIRDS, 619 00:21:28,208 --> 00:21:30,625 AND I WANT YOU 620 00:21:28,208 --> 00:21:30,625 TO SHOW ME OTHERWISE. 621 00:21:30,708 --> 00:21:32,625 OH, WHAT 622 00:21:30,708 --> 00:21:32,625 A PLEASANT SURPRISE. 623 00:21:32,708 --> 00:21:34,500 YOU KNOW, STU, 624 00:21:32,708 --> 00:21:34,500 YOUR FATHER TOLD US 625 00:21:34,583 --> 00:21:37,208 THAT IF YOU CAME AROUND, 626 00:21:37,292 --> 00:21:39,583 THAT WE DIDN'T HAVE 627 00:21:37,292 --> 00:21:39,583 TO TAKE IT FROM YOU ANYMORE. 628 00:21:39,667 --> 00:21:43,042 TO TALK TO YOU ANYMORE. 629 00:21:39,667 --> 00:21:43,042 WE DON'T EVEN HAVE 630 00:21:39,667 --> 00:21:43,042 HE SAID, IN FACT, 631 00:21:43,125 --> 00:21:45,167 NOW HE SAYS IF YOU 632 00:21:43,125 --> 00:21:45,167 GIVE US ANY TROUBLE 633 00:21:45,250 --> 00:21:47,833 THAT WE'RE SUPPOSED 634 00:21:45,250 --> 00:21:47,833 TO CALL THE POLICE DEPARTMENT. 635 00:21:47,917 --> 00:21:50,750 YOU'RE NOT SUPPOSED TO HOLD 636 00:21:47,917 --> 00:21:50,750 A RABBIT BY THE EARS EITHER, 637 00:21:50,833 --> 00:21:52,750 BUT DID THAT EVER STOP 638 00:21:50,833 --> 00:21:52,750 ANY OF YOU GUYS 639 00:21:52,833 --> 00:21:55,208 FROM PULLING THEM 640 00:21:52,833 --> 00:21:55,208 OUT OF HATS? 641 00:21:57,500 --> 00:22:01,208 HEY, STU, LET'S PRETEND 642 00:21:57,500 --> 00:22:01,208 LIKE I'M A RABBIT. 643 00:22:01,292 --> 00:22:03,167 I WANT TO KNOW 644 00:22:01,292 --> 00:22:03,167 HOW YOU IDIOTS 645 00:22:03,250 --> 00:22:04,708 MAKE A CANARY 646 00:22:03,250 --> 00:22:04,708 DISAPPEAR, 647 00:22:04,792 --> 00:22:07,208 AND I DON'T HAVE 648 00:22:04,792 --> 00:22:07,208 25 YEARS TO FIGURE IT OUT. 649 00:22:07,292 --> 00:22:09,625 LOOK, STU, 650 00:22:09,708 --> 00:22:10,542 PHONE-- 651 00:22:09,708 --> 00:22:10,542 I'M CALLIN' THE POLICE. 652 00:22:10,625 --> 00:22:14,000 SIR, THE MAGICIAN 653 00:22:10,625 --> 00:22:14,000 SWITCHES THE LIVE BIRD 654 00:22:14,083 --> 00:22:16,875 WITH THE STUFFED ONE, 655 00:22:14,083 --> 00:22:16,875 SO WHY WOULD ANYBODY WANT 656 00:22:14,083 --> 00:22:16,875 TO KILL THE BIRD? 657 00:22:16,958 --> 00:22:18,292 ASK A TURKEY 658 00:22:16,958 --> 00:22:18,292 ON THANKSGIVING. 659 00:22:18,375 --> 00:22:21,583 ( gasps ) 660 00:22:21,667 --> 00:22:22,542 - HEY, STU... 661 00:22:21,667 --> 00:22:22,542 - ( phone busy signal ) 662 00:22:22,625 --> 00:22:24,792 ...SLIDE IT IN HERE 663 00:22:22,625 --> 00:22:24,792 A SECOND. 664 00:22:24,875 --> 00:22:25,750 I WANT TO SHOW YOU 665 00:22:24,875 --> 00:22:25,750 A LITTLE TRICK. 666 00:22:25,833 --> 00:22:29,750 LOOK, DON'T PLAY 667 00:22:25,833 --> 00:22:29,750 WITH THE ILLUSIONS, GIRLIE. 668 00:22:29,833 --> 00:22:32,917 IN FACT, DON'T TOUCH 669 00:22:29,833 --> 00:22:32,917 ANYTHING IN THE STORE. 670 00:22:33,000 --> 00:22:35,750 I'LL BE GLAD TO DEMONSTRATE 671 00:22:33,000 --> 00:22:35,750 ANYTHING YOU WANT. 672 00:22:35,833 --> 00:22:37,292 HERE, LITTLE BIRD. 673 00:22:37,375 --> 00:22:40,208 YOU CAN TELL THIS GUY'S 674 00:22:37,375 --> 00:22:40,208 BEEN IN AND OUT OF 675 00:22:37,375 --> 00:22:40,208 THE NUTHOUSE. 676 00:22:40,292 --> 00:22:41,292 ( whistles ) 677 00:22:41,375 --> 00:22:43,750 - HUH-UH. 678 00:22:41,375 --> 00:22:43,750 HE IS, DON'T YOU? 679 00:22:41,375 --> 00:22:43,750 - YOU KNOW WHO 680 00:22:43,833 --> 00:22:47,292 HE'S THE MAYOR'S SON. 681 00:22:43,833 --> 00:22:47,292 HMPH. 682 00:22:48,167 --> 00:22:51,292 STU, SOMEBODY'S 683 00:22:48,167 --> 00:22:51,292 ALWAYS SAYING STOP. 684 00:22:54,667 --> 00:22:57,125 LET'S GO DRIVE FAST 685 00:22:54,667 --> 00:22:57,125 AND GET ANOTHER DRINK. 686 00:22:57,208 --> 00:22:59,083 OKAY, WE'LL GO 687 00:22:57,208 --> 00:22:59,083 GET A DRINK. 688 00:22:59,167 --> 00:23:00,833 EXCUSE ME, MISTER... 689 00:23:00,917 --> 00:23:03,667 I DON'T NORMALLY DEAL 690 00:23:00,917 --> 00:23:03,667 WITH THE WALKING WOUNDED, 691 00:23:03,750 --> 00:23:05,292 BUT IF I MAY, 692 00:23:05,375 --> 00:23:06,417 LET ME SHOW YOU 693 00:23:05,375 --> 00:23:06,417 THE SIGNED-CARD- 694 00:23:05,375 --> 00:23:06,417 TO-WALLET EFFECT. 695 00:23:06,500 --> 00:23:09,292 WHO'S THIS KID, 696 00:23:06,500 --> 00:23:09,292 FOR GOD SAKES? 697 00:23:09,375 --> 00:23:10,917 PICK A CARD. 698 00:23:11,000 --> 00:23:13,000 SO YOU'RE ANOTHER 699 00:23:11,000 --> 00:23:13,000 PRESTIDIGITATOR. 700 00:23:13,083 --> 00:23:14,333 YOU GET IT? 701 00:23:14,417 --> 00:23:18,125 PUT IT BACK. 702 00:23:18,208 --> 00:23:18,458 Woman: 703 00:23:18,208 --> 00:23:18,458 STU, MAGIC IS BORING. 704 00:23:18,542 --> 00:23:21,125 YEAH. 705 00:23:21,208 --> 00:23:23,292 - YOU'RE A JERK. 706 00:23:21,208 --> 00:23:23,292 - JERK? 707 00:23:23,375 --> 00:23:25,333 DON'T YOU KNOW 708 00:23:23,375 --> 00:23:25,333 ANY OTHER GOOD WORDS? 709 00:23:25,417 --> 00:23:26,583 MOVE WITH 710 00:23:25,417 --> 00:23:26,583 THE TIMES, BOY. 711 00:23:26,667 --> 00:23:29,458 ALONE AND JUST GET OUT OF HERE? 712 00:23:26,667 --> 00:23:29,458 WHY DON'T YOU LEAVE THE KID 713 00:23:29,542 --> 00:23:31,458 YOU WANT 714 00:23:29,542 --> 00:23:31,458 TO KNOW WHAT YOU NEED? 715 00:23:31,542 --> 00:23:34,333 YOU NEED 716 00:23:31,542 --> 00:23:34,333 TO BE EDUCATED. 717 00:23:34,417 --> 00:23:36,583 I'VE HAD A LIFETIME 718 00:23:34,417 --> 00:23:36,583 OF EDUCATION, PAL. 719 00:23:36,667 --> 00:23:42,292 HERE, I'LL PASS ALONG 720 00:23:36,667 --> 00:23:42,292 ONE OF MY EDUCATIONS. 721 00:23:42,375 --> 00:23:44,833 WHAT DOES A STEAMBOAT 722 00:23:42,375 --> 00:23:44,833 DO IN THE HARBOR? 723 00:23:44,917 --> 00:23:45,375 - TIE UP! 724 00:23:44,917 --> 00:23:45,375 - ( Danny grunts ) 725 00:23:45,458 --> 00:23:47,417 WHAT A JERK! 726 00:23:50,042 --> 00:23:51,750 WHY DON'T YOU 727 00:23:50,042 --> 00:23:51,750 GO HOME NOW, STU, 728 00:23:51,833 --> 00:23:55,333 AND COME BACK SOMETIME WHEN 729 00:23:51,833 --> 00:23:55,333 YOU'RE IN A FRIENDLIER MOOD? 730 00:23:55,417 --> 00:23:57,625 Stu: 731 00:23:55,417 --> 00:23:57,625 I'M FEELING PERFECTLY 732 00:23:55,417 --> 00:23:57,625 FINE AND FRIENDLY. 733 00:23:57,708 --> 00:24:00,625 ( door closes ) 734 00:24:25,833 --> 00:24:27,583 Shop owner: 735 00:24:25,833 --> 00:24:27,583 YOU KNOW, YOU'RE JUST 736 00:24:25,833 --> 00:24:27,583 LIKE YOUR OLD MAN. 737 00:24:27,667 --> 00:24:30,875 YOU THINK YOU CAN 738 00:24:27,667 --> 00:24:30,875 GET AWAY WITH ANYTHING. 739 00:24:30,958 --> 00:24:34,250 NOW GET OUT OF HERE, 740 00:24:30,958 --> 00:24:34,250 PLEASE, AND DON'T COME BACK. 741 00:24:34,333 --> 00:24:36,375 ALL RIGHT, I'M GETTING 742 00:24:34,333 --> 00:24:36,375 OUT OF HERE, OKAY? 743 00:24:36,458 --> 00:24:38,083 Danny: 744 00:24:36,458 --> 00:24:38,083 EXCUSE ME. 745 00:24:38,167 --> 00:24:40,417 Stu: 746 00:24:38,167 --> 00:24:40,417 WELL... 747 00:24:40,500 --> 00:24:43,250 WE GOT A LITTLE 748 00:24:40,500 --> 00:24:43,250 LORD FAUNTLEROY HERE, 749 00:24:43,333 --> 00:24:45,917 AND THE SPECTACLE 750 00:24:43,333 --> 00:24:45,917 IS DISGUSTING. 751 00:24:46,000 --> 00:24:48,042 I'D LIKE TO APOLOGIZE. 752 00:24:49,292 --> 00:24:51,000 I APOLOGIZE 753 00:24:49,292 --> 00:24:51,000 FOR MY REMARKS. 754 00:24:53,125 --> 00:24:53,542 ALL RIGHT. 755 00:24:56,458 --> 00:24:58,250 ( chuckles ) 756 00:25:49,333 --> 00:25:50,542 HIS HONOR WOULD LIKE 757 00:25:49,333 --> 00:25:50,542 TO SPEAK TO YOU. 758 00:25:53,500 --> 00:25:55,042 IT'S ABOUT THE WALLET. 759 00:25:55,125 --> 00:25:57,417 - HI, DAD. 760 00:25:55,125 --> 00:25:57,417 - HI, SONNY. 761 00:25:57,500 --> 00:25:59,500 WHAT'S HAPPENING? 762 00:25:59,583 --> 00:26:01,958 WELL, 763 00:25:59,583 --> 00:26:01,958 WHERE'S MY WALLET? 764 00:26:02,042 --> 00:26:03,833 OH, YEAH, 765 00:26:03,917 --> 00:26:04,625 SAM TOLD ME ABOUT IT. 766 00:26:04,708 --> 00:26:08,042 AH WELL, SAM HERE, 767 00:26:04,708 --> 00:26:08,042 HE SAID, UH... 768 00:26:09,208 --> 00:26:09,750 YOU TOLD HIM. 769 00:26:09,833 --> 00:26:12,125 - THAT RIGHT? 770 00:26:09,833 --> 00:26:12,125 - YEAH. 771 00:26:12,208 --> 00:26:14,083 OH WELL, MAYBE IT WAS 772 00:26:12,208 --> 00:26:14,083 SOMEBODY ELSE. 773 00:26:14,167 --> 00:26:16,000 I'VE BEEN TALKING 774 00:26:14,167 --> 00:26:16,000 TO A LOT OF PEOPLE. 775 00:26:16,083 --> 00:26:16,917 YOU KNOW HOW THINGS 776 00:26:16,083 --> 00:26:16,917 GET AROUND. 777 00:26:17,000 --> 00:26:20,167 - NICE SEEING YOU. 778 00:26:17,000 --> 00:26:20,167 - NICE TO SEE YOU, DAD. 779 00:26:22,167 --> 00:26:24,458 UH, LOOK... 780 00:26:24,542 --> 00:26:26,458 LET ME TRY TO EXPLAIN 781 00:26:24,542 --> 00:26:26,458 TO YOU WHAT HAPPENED HERE. 782 00:26:26,542 --> 00:26:28,000 YOU SEE, I-I-- 783 00:26:28,083 --> 00:26:30,458 I PUT THE WRONG MONEY 784 00:26:28,083 --> 00:26:30,458 IN THAT WALLET BY MISTAKE, 785 00:26:30,542 --> 00:26:32,500 YOU KNOW, 786 00:26:30,542 --> 00:26:32,500 OUT OF SAM'S SAFE. 787 00:26:32,583 --> 00:26:33,708 IT'S NOT 788 00:26:32,583 --> 00:26:33,708 THE SPENDING KIND, 789 00:26:33,792 --> 00:26:37,542 NOTHING THAT ANYBODY 790 00:26:33,792 --> 00:26:37,542 WOULD WANT TO USE NOW. 791 00:27:06,208 --> 00:27:07,875 WHAT'LL IT BE? 792 00:27:07,958 --> 00:27:10,042 OKAY, I'D LIKE 793 00:27:07,958 --> 00:27:10,042 A CUP OF COFFEE 794 00:27:10,125 --> 00:27:11,583 OF MILK AND EGGS, PLEASE. 795 00:27:10,125 --> 00:27:11,583 WITH A SIDE 796 00:27:11,667 --> 00:27:14,542 I LIKE 'EM OVER EASY. 797 00:27:11,667 --> 00:27:14,542 WHAT ABOUT YOU? 798 00:27:14,625 --> 00:27:16,542 THAT'S THE WAY I LIKE 'EM. 799 00:27:16,625 --> 00:27:19,167 OKAY. 800 00:27:19,250 --> 00:27:22,167 Waitress: 801 00:27:19,250 --> 00:27:22,167 CAN I HAVE A MILK, 802 00:27:19,250 --> 00:27:22,167 CHARLIE, AND EGGS OVER EASY? 803 00:27:28,500 --> 00:27:30,667 ( sizzling ) 804 00:27:48,458 --> 00:27:49,792 HOCUS-POCUS, HUH? 805 00:27:49,875 --> 00:27:51,708 I WORK 806 00:27:49,875 --> 00:27:51,708 AT THE TOUCAN CLAP. 807 00:27:51,792 --> 00:27:54,292 OH YEAH? 808 00:27:54,375 --> 00:27:55,750 I'VE HEARD 809 00:27:54,375 --> 00:27:55,750 ABOUT THAT PLACE. 810 00:27:54,375 --> 00:27:55,750 WHAT DO YOU DO, SWEEP? 811 00:27:55,833 --> 00:27:59,042 - SWEEP? 812 00:27:55,833 --> 00:27:59,042 - YEAH, YOU SWEEP UP? 813 00:27:59,125 --> 00:28:02,583 NO, I'M PUTTING 814 00:27:59,125 --> 00:28:02,583 TOGETHER AN ACT. 815 00:28:02,667 --> 00:28:05,250 AREN'T YOU A LITTLE YOUNG 816 00:28:02,667 --> 00:28:05,250 FOR THAT SORTA STUFF? 817 00:28:05,333 --> 00:28:06,833 I HAPPEN TO BE LOOKING 818 00:28:05,333 --> 00:28:06,833 FOR AN ASSISTANT. 819 00:28:06,917 --> 00:28:09,542 WOULD YOU 820 00:28:06,917 --> 00:28:09,542 BY ANY CHANCE 821 00:28:09,625 --> 00:28:12,083 KNOW ANY FRIENDS 822 00:28:09,625 --> 00:28:12,083 WHO MIGHT BE INTERESTED? 823 00:28:13,667 --> 00:28:16,458 - WELL, WHAT ABOUT ME? 824 00:28:13,667 --> 00:28:16,458 - ( bell rings ) 825 00:28:16,542 --> 00:28:19,542 I THINK 826 00:28:16,542 --> 00:28:19,542 I CAN HANDLE THAT. 827 00:28:19,625 --> 00:28:22,375 WELL, MAYBE YOU CAN. 828 00:28:25,208 --> 00:28:27,458 EVER SEEN ONE OF THESE? 829 00:28:28,667 --> 00:28:30,083 NO. 830 00:28:30,167 --> 00:28:31,417 ( jingling ) 831 00:28:31,500 --> 00:28:34,250 LISTEN. 832 00:28:31,500 --> 00:28:34,250 MY MOTHER GAVE IT TO ME. 833 00:28:36,708 --> 00:28:37,833 - ( chuckles ) 834 00:28:36,708 --> 00:28:37,833 - CAN YOU BREAK A HUNDRED? 835 00:28:37,917 --> 00:28:40,583 NO WAY. 836 00:28:41,583 --> 00:28:43,958 YOU'RE CRAZY, 837 00:28:41,583 --> 00:28:43,958 YOU KNOW THAT? 838 00:28:44,042 --> 00:28:45,792 YOU KNOW, AFTER YOU 839 00:28:44,042 --> 00:28:45,792 GET OFF WORK, 840 00:28:45,875 --> 00:28:49,625 I KNOW WHERE 841 00:28:45,875 --> 00:28:49,625 THEY MAKE POPCORN. 842 00:28:49,708 --> 00:28:51,625 AND THEY GOT THIS 843 00:28:49,708 --> 00:28:51,625 GREAT NEW INVENTION-- 844 00:28:51,708 --> 00:28:53,583 THEY CALL IT THE MOVIES. 845 00:28:53,667 --> 00:28:55,583 ( chuckles ) 846 00:28:55,667 --> 00:28:59,583 WELL, I WORK 847 00:28:55,667 --> 00:28:59,583 TILL ABOUT 10:00. 848 00:28:59,667 --> 00:29:01,417 COME ON BY. 849 00:29:01,917 --> 00:29:04,708 MY NAME'S SANDRA. 850 00:29:06,792 --> 00:29:11,042 ( piano scales playing ) 851 00:29:24,958 --> 00:29:28,417 ( lock rattling ) 852 00:29:40,250 --> 00:29:43,333 WHERE'S THE WALLET, KID? 853 00:29:43,417 --> 00:29:45,292 IT WAS JUST A JOKE. 854 00:29:43,417 --> 00:29:45,292 I MEAN, 855 00:29:45,375 --> 00:29:46,792 YOU KNOW, THEY WERE 856 00:29:45,375 --> 00:29:46,792 TRICK HANDCUFFS. 857 00:29:46,875 --> 00:29:50,000 - ALL YOU HAD TO DO WAS 858 00:29:46,875 --> 00:29:50,000 FLIP THE LITTLE BUTTON-- 859 00:29:46,875 --> 00:29:50,000 - HEY, RELAX. 860 00:29:50,083 --> 00:29:53,167 YOU PUNCHED ME IN THE NOSE. 861 00:29:50,083 --> 00:29:53,167 I GOT MAD.YOU KNOW, 862 00:29:53,250 --> 00:29:54,875 IT WASN'T EVEN A FAIR FIGHT 863 00:29:53,250 --> 00:29:54,875 TO BEGIN WITH. 864 00:29:54,958 --> 00:29:57,542 KEEP IT QUIET, KID. 865 00:29:57,625 --> 00:29:59,583 WE'RE GONNA HAVE 866 00:29:57,625 --> 00:29:59,583 A LITTLE... 867 00:29:59,667 --> 00:30:02,417 EMPLOYMENT INSURANCE 868 00:29:59,667 --> 00:30:02,417 INTERVIEW HERE, KID, NOW 869 00:30:02,500 --> 00:30:04,542 AND I DON'T WANT 870 00:30:02,500 --> 00:30:04,542 TO SHOCK THE NEIGHBORS. 871 00:30:04,625 --> 00:30:07,250 ( piano continues ) 872 00:30:07,333 --> 00:30:10,542 - COME ON! 873 00:30:07,333 --> 00:30:10,542 - WHAT'S GOIN' ON? 874 00:30:15,958 --> 00:30:17,875 WHAT'S ALL THAT JUNK? 875 00:30:17,958 --> 00:30:21,208 TOOLS 876 00:30:17,958 --> 00:30:21,208 FOR FIXIN' WATCHES. 877 00:30:21,292 --> 00:30:23,542 - HEY, YOU REMEMBER THE TIME-- 878 00:30:21,292 --> 00:30:23,542 - HEY, VERNON. 879 00:30:26,667 --> 00:30:27,875 ( piano stops ) 880 00:30:27,958 --> 00:30:31,417 - WHERE IS IT? 881 00:30:27,958 --> 00:30:31,417 - WHERE'S WHAT? 882 00:30:31,500 --> 00:30:34,417 YOU ALREADY GOT 883 00:30:31,500 --> 00:30:34,417 ALL MY OTHER STUFF-- 884 00:30:31,500 --> 00:30:34,417 WHAT ELSE DO YOU WANT? 885 00:30:34,500 --> 00:30:36,208 YOU HEISTED MY WALLET. 886 00:30:36,292 --> 00:30:38,292 NOW WHILE THINGS ARE 887 00:30:36,292 --> 00:30:38,292 PRETTY CALM AND REASONABLE, 888 00:30:38,375 --> 00:30:40,250 IT WOULD BE A GOOD TIME 889 00:30:38,375 --> 00:30:40,250 TO GIVE IT BACK. 890 00:30:42,583 --> 00:30:44,167 YOU THINK THIS IS FUNNY, EH? 891 00:30:44,250 --> 00:30:47,583 YOU THINK WE'RE REHEARSING 892 00:30:44,250 --> 00:30:47,583 A PLAY HERE, HUH? 893 00:30:48,833 --> 00:30:51,458 HOW FUNNY THIS IS. 894 00:30:48,833 --> 00:30:51,458 I'LL TELL YOU 895 00:30:51,542 --> 00:30:54,250 IT WILL KILL YOU, 896 00:30:51,542 --> 00:30:54,250 HA HA HA. 897 00:30:54,333 --> 00:30:56,250 YOU'LL DISAPPEAR 898 00:30:54,333 --> 00:30:56,250 LIKE A CANARY 899 00:30:56,333 --> 00:30:58,583 AND THERE'LL BE A VACANT SEAT 900 00:30:56,333 --> 00:30:58,583 IN THE GLEE CLUB. 901 00:30:58,667 --> 00:31:01,417 I DON'T KNOW WHAT 902 00:30:58,667 --> 00:31:01,417 YOU'RE REFERRING TO. 903 00:31:01,500 --> 00:31:04,542 IN PLAIN LANGUAGE, 904 00:31:01,500 --> 00:31:04,542 I'LL KILL YOU-- 905 00:31:01,500 --> 00:31:04,542 UNDERSTAND THAT, HMM? 906 00:31:04,625 --> 00:31:06,375 ARE YOU KIDDING, STU? 907 00:31:06,458 --> 00:31:07,250 SHUT UP. 908 00:31:07,333 --> 00:31:10,500 MY OLD MAN'S A CROOK-- 909 00:31:07,333 --> 00:31:10,500 THAT MONEY IS HOT. 910 00:31:10,583 --> 00:31:12,292 AND IF YOU TRY 911 00:31:10,583 --> 00:31:12,292 AND SPEND ANY OF IT, 912 00:31:12,375 --> 00:31:13,792 YOU'RE GONNA GET A REAL-LIVE 913 00:31:12,375 --> 00:31:13,792 CLOSE-UP TECHNICAL VIEW 914 00:31:13,875 --> 00:31:17,583 OF ENOUGH F.B.I. MEN 915 00:31:13,875 --> 00:31:17,583 TO START A BIG LAW FIRM. 916 00:31:17,667 --> 00:31:19,667 - WHAT?! 917 00:31:17,667 --> 00:31:19,667 - NEVER MIND. 918 00:31:19,750 --> 00:31:21,750 HEY, 919 00:31:21,833 --> 00:31:23,792 THAT'S THE FIRST 920 00:31:21,833 --> 00:31:23,792 I HEARD OF THAT. 921 00:31:23,875 --> 00:31:24,958 OH, VERNON, 922 00:31:25,042 --> 00:31:27,833 I'M TALKING TO PEOPLE 923 00:31:25,042 --> 00:31:27,833 ONE AT A TIME HERE, 924 00:31:27,917 --> 00:31:29,958 SO LET'S NOT HAVE 925 00:31:27,917 --> 00:31:29,958 ANY HECKLING. 926 00:31:30,042 --> 00:31:31,958 YOU'RE IN TROUBLE. 927 00:31:30,042 --> 00:31:31,958 I'M SORRY 928 00:31:30,042 --> 00:31:31,958 Danny: 929 00:31:32,042 --> 00:31:36,792 LOOK, IT'S NOT WHETHER 930 00:31:32,042 --> 00:31:36,792 YOU WIN OR LOSE, 931 00:31:36,875 --> 00:31:38,583 IT'S HOW 932 00:31:36,875 --> 00:31:38,583 YOU PLAY THE GAME. 933 00:31:38,667 --> 00:31:40,500 AND SO FAR, YOU'VE BEEN 934 00:31:38,667 --> 00:31:40,500 PLAYING THIS LIKE CHAPTER 935 00:31:40,583 --> 00:31:43,125 RIGHT TO "BOMBA, 936 00:31:40,583 --> 00:31:43,125 THE JUNGLE BOY." 937 00:31:43,208 --> 00:31:44,583 ( chuckles ) 938 00:31:44,667 --> 00:31:46,500 I DON'T ENJOY THREATS. 939 00:31:46,583 --> 00:31:49,625 I DON'T ENJOY 940 00:31:46,583 --> 00:31:49,625 HURTING PEOPLE. 941 00:31:49,708 --> 00:31:52,958 TO GET KICKS. 942 00:31:49,708 --> 00:31:52,958 'CAUSE IT'D BE A CHEAP WAY 943 00:31:49,708 --> 00:31:52,958 SOMETIMES I WISH I DID, 944 00:31:53,042 --> 00:31:55,792 YEAH, WELL, IF YOU 945 00:31:53,042 --> 00:31:55,792 TRY ANYTHING, I'LL-- 946 00:31:55,875 --> 00:31:57,458 YOU THINK 947 00:31:55,875 --> 00:31:57,458 I'M KIDDING, DO YOU? 948 00:31:57,542 --> 00:32:01,583 FOR A LOT LESS THAN THIS, 949 00:31:57,542 --> 00:32:01,583 KNOWN TO GO BERSERK 950 00:31:57,542 --> 00:32:01,583 LISTEN, I'VE BEEN 951 00:32:01,667 --> 00:32:05,375 - SO QUIT PLAYING DUMB, 952 00:32:01,667 --> 00:32:05,375 AND GIVE IT BACK, OKAY? 953 00:32:01,667 --> 00:32:05,375 - ( music starts, stops ) 954 00:32:05,958 --> 00:32:08,542 ( screams ) 955 00:32:05,958 --> 00:32:08,542 HEL-- 956 00:32:08,625 --> 00:32:11,792 - ( screaming stops ) 957 00:32:08,625 --> 00:32:11,792 - I'M-- I'M CUTTING OUT. 958 00:32:11,875 --> 00:32:13,000 COME BACK HERE! 959 00:32:13,083 --> 00:32:16,833 DO YOU THINK YOU'RE DOING?! 960 00:32:13,083 --> 00:32:16,833 WHAT THE HELL 961 00:32:23,125 --> 00:32:26,625 DON'T YOU EVER TRY 962 00:32:23,125 --> 00:32:26,625 A STUPID TRICK LIKE THAT. 963 00:32:26,708 --> 00:32:29,708 STUPID, HUH? 964 00:32:26,708 --> 00:32:29,708 WHAT IF HE HAD TIME 965 00:32:26,708 --> 00:32:29,708 TO HIDE IT SOMEWHERES? 966 00:32:29,792 --> 00:32:31,625 - I WAS THINKIN'-- 967 00:32:29,792 --> 00:32:31,625 - YOU, THINKING? 968 00:32:31,708 --> 00:32:35,458 LOOK.NOW LOOK, 969 00:32:31,708 --> 00:32:35,458 I'M THE KID, RIGHT? 970 00:32:35,542 --> 00:32:37,500 HUH?RIGHT? 971 00:32:37,583 --> 00:32:39,333 THEN THERE'S 972 00:32:37,583 --> 00:32:39,333 THESE TOUGHS GUYS. 973 00:32:39,417 --> 00:32:41,500 YOU SEE, I'M GETTIN' 974 00:32:39,417 --> 00:32:41,500 SHOVED THROUGH, RIGHT? 975 00:32:41,583 --> 00:32:43,042 WORRIED AS HELL. 976 00:32:41,583 --> 00:32:43,042 NOW I'M REALLY 977 00:32:43,125 --> 00:32:46,875 NOW I KNOW-- 978 00:32:43,125 --> 00:32:46,875 I KNOW THAT 979 00:32:43,125 --> 00:32:46,875 IN TWO MINUTES 980 00:32:46,958 --> 00:32:50,333 I'M GONNA GET FRISKED, 981 00:32:46,958 --> 00:32:50,333 SO WHAT DO I SEE? 982 00:32:57,458 --> 00:32:59,375 ( music playing ) 983 00:33:04,458 --> 00:33:05,917 THAT'S PRETTY GOOD. 984 00:33:06,000 --> 00:33:08,458 IT'S NOT A BAD EVENING'S 985 00:33:06,000 --> 00:33:08,458 ENTERTAINMENT, IS IT, KID? 986 00:33:08,542 --> 00:33:10,375 - ( music stops ) 987 00:33:08,542 --> 00:33:10,375 - ( knock on window ) 988 00:33:10,458 --> 00:33:12,583 - COME IN! 989 00:33:10,458 --> 00:33:12,583 - ( ice jingling ) 990 00:33:12,667 --> 00:33:15,542 - ( barks ) 991 00:33:12,667 --> 00:33:15,542 - Stu: WHAT THE HELL? 992 00:33:15,625 --> 00:33:18,708 HAVE ANY INTERRUPTIONS. 993 00:33:15,625 --> 00:33:18,708 I'M SORRY BUT WE CAN'T 994 00:33:15,625 --> 00:33:18,708 I'M SORRY, MA'AM. 995 00:33:18,792 --> 00:33:20,167 - Woman: OH MY. 996 00:33:18,792 --> 00:33:20,167 - HEATHER, ARE YOU 997 00:33:18,792 --> 00:33:20,167 LOOKING FOR BURKE? 998 00:33:20,250 --> 00:33:21,917 I HEARD 999 00:33:20,250 --> 00:33:21,917 SOMEBODY HOLLER, 1000 00:33:22,000 --> 00:33:25,292 SO I BROUGHT 1001 00:33:22,000 --> 00:33:25,292 THAT'S USUALLY IT. 1002 00:33:22,000 --> 00:33:25,292 OVER A DRINK-- 1003 00:33:25,375 --> 00:33:28,583 THE KID JUST HAD 1004 00:33:25,375 --> 00:33:28,583 A LITTLE TROUBLE TRIPPING 1005 00:33:25,375 --> 00:33:28,583 OVER HIMSELF, THAT'S ALL. 1006 00:33:28,667 --> 00:33:30,917 - Heather: WHAT'S GOING ON? 1007 00:33:28,667 --> 00:33:30,917 LEAVE THE BOY ALONE! 1008 00:33:28,667 --> 00:33:30,917 - ( barking ) 1009 00:33:31,000 --> 00:33:32,958 - Stu: VERNON! 1010 00:33:31,000 --> 00:33:32,958 - I'LL BET YOU 1011 00:33:31,000 --> 00:33:32,958 HE'S GOT IT ON HIM. 1012 00:33:33,042 --> 00:33:36,708 - I KNOW YOU'VE GOT IT! 1013 00:33:33,042 --> 00:33:36,708 - DON'T MIND US, LADY, IT'S 1014 00:33:33,042 --> 00:33:36,708 A LITTLE LATE IN THE DAY. 1015 00:33:36,792 --> 00:33:38,583 BY MIDNIGHT YOU'D BE 1016 00:33:36,792 --> 00:33:38,583 DOWNRIGHT EMBARRASSED. 1017 00:33:38,667 --> 00:33:40,250 I JUST BET I WOULD. 1018 00:33:40,333 --> 00:33:42,750 DON'T SPEND IT ALL 1019 00:33:40,333 --> 00:33:42,750 IN ONE PLACE, DANNY BOY. 1020 00:33:42,833 --> 00:33:44,083 HEY, I KNOW YOU! 1021 00:33:42,833 --> 00:33:44,083 YOU'RE THE MAYOR'S SON. 1022 00:33:44,167 --> 00:33:48,250 - SHOO!BEAT IT! 1023 00:33:44,167 --> 00:33:48,250 GET OUT OF HERE! 1024 00:33:44,167 --> 00:33:48,250 - ( dog barks ) 1025 00:33:48,333 --> 00:33:51,833 I BRING YOU OUT ON ANYTHING! 1026 00:33:48,333 --> 00:33:51,833 THIS IS THE LAST TIME 1027 00:33:48,333 --> 00:33:51,833 Stu: 1028 00:33:53,958 --> 00:33:56,292 ( music plays, stops ) 1029 00:34:00,042 --> 00:34:01,750 HOLD ON A MINUTE! 1030 00:34:01,833 --> 00:34:03,458 YOU SHOULD 1031 00:34:01,833 --> 00:34:03,458 TAKE CARE OF YOURSELF. 1032 00:34:03,542 --> 00:34:05,333 I AM TAKING CARE 1033 00:34:03,542 --> 00:34:05,333 OF MYSELF. 1034 00:34:40,708 --> 00:34:42,458 ( dog barks ) 1035 00:35:07,208 --> 00:35:10,083 ( door rattling ) 1036 00:35:59,583 --> 00:36:01,083 HEY, KID! 1037 00:36:06,833 --> 00:36:09,708 HEY! 1038 00:36:06,833 --> 00:36:09,708 HEY YOU, COME HERE! 1039 00:36:37,500 --> 00:36:39,583 ( knocks on window ) 1040 00:36:42,875 --> 00:36:44,667 WHERE'D YOU GET 1041 00:36:42,875 --> 00:36:44,667 THAT OUTFIT? 1042 00:36:44,750 --> 00:36:47,083 IN CASE I GOT A JOB. 1043 00:36:44,750 --> 00:36:47,083 MY UNCLE LET ME BORROW IT 1044 00:36:47,167 --> 00:36:49,542 I THOUGHT YOU WERE 1045 00:36:47,167 --> 00:36:49,542 COMING BY EARLIER. 1046 00:36:49,625 --> 00:36:51,333 I GOT HELD UP 1047 00:36:49,625 --> 00:36:51,333 BY A BUSINESS MEETING. 1048 00:36:51,417 --> 00:36:54,792 I'LL BET YA 1049 00:36:51,417 --> 00:36:54,792 IT WAS FUNNY BUSINESS. 1050 00:36:55,875 --> 00:36:57,958 AN ASSISTANT. 1051 00:36:55,875 --> 00:36:57,958 I COULD REALLY USE 1052 00:36:58,042 --> 00:37:00,292 WE COULD START SLOW, 1053 00:36:58,042 --> 00:37:00,292 AND AFTER I SAW YOU 1054 00:36:58,042 --> 00:37:00,292 IN HALF-- 1055 00:37:00,375 --> 00:37:02,958 SAW ME IN HALF? 1056 00:37:03,042 --> 00:37:05,500 ( chuckles ) 1057 00:37:03,042 --> 00:37:05,500 THAT'LL BE THE DAY. 1058 00:37:05,583 --> 00:37:07,083 YOU WON'T GET HURT. 1059 00:37:07,167 --> 00:37:08,917 DO YOU USE A REAL SAW? 1060 00:37:09,000 --> 00:37:11,083 OF COURSE-- IT'LL HAVE 1061 00:37:09,000 --> 00:37:11,083 TO LOOK NATURAL. 1062 00:37:11,167 --> 00:37:13,500 COME HERE, I WANT 1063 00:37:11,167 --> 00:37:13,500 TO SHOW YOU SOMETHIN'. 1064 00:37:17,542 --> 00:37:20,500 - ( metal latch clangs ) 1065 00:37:17,542 --> 00:37:20,500 - ( Sandra giggles ) 1066 00:37:20,583 --> 00:37:22,750 ( Danny whispers ) 1067 00:37:20,583 --> 00:37:22,750 OKAY, YOU GOT TO BE 1068 00:37:20,583 --> 00:37:22,750 REALLY QUIET. 1069 00:37:22,833 --> 00:37:24,250 OKAY.SHH. 1070 00:37:24,333 --> 00:37:26,292 IS IT OKAY 1071 00:37:24,333 --> 00:37:26,292 IF WE'RE IN HERE? 1072 00:37:26,375 --> 00:37:29,708 NO, BUT HERE WE ARE. 1073 00:37:30,333 --> 00:37:34,208 ( gasps ) 1074 00:37:30,333 --> 00:37:34,208 OH MY-- WOW. 1075 00:37:36,875 --> 00:37:38,958 MY FATHER'S STUFF. 1076 00:37:36,875 --> 00:37:38,958 THIS IS ALL 1077 00:37:39,042 --> 00:37:40,458 WHAT DO YOU DO 1078 00:37:39,042 --> 00:37:40,458 WITH ALL THIS STUFF? 1079 00:37:40,542 --> 00:37:42,875 YOU USE IT 1080 00:37:40,542 --> 00:37:42,875 IN AN ACT. 1081 00:37:42,958 --> 00:37:44,667 SEE, THAT'S MY FATHER 1082 00:37:42,958 --> 00:37:44,667 IN THE MIDDLE, 1083 00:37:44,750 --> 00:37:45,625 THAT'S UNCLE BURKE 1084 00:37:44,750 --> 00:37:45,625 ON THE SIDE 1085 00:37:45,708 --> 00:37:48,167 AND THAT'S AUNT SIBYL 1086 00:37:45,708 --> 00:37:48,167 ON THAT SIDE. 1087 00:37:52,708 --> 00:37:54,083 DANNY. 1088 00:37:55,625 --> 00:37:57,667 - MMM. 1089 00:37:57,750 --> 00:37:59,833 OH? 1090 00:37:57,750 --> 00:37:59,833 ( chuckles ) 1091 00:37:59,917 --> 00:38:03,167 TRYING TO ESCAPE. 1092 00:37:59,917 --> 00:38:03,167 MY FATHER DIED 1093 00:37:59,917 --> 00:38:03,167 YOU KNOW, 1094 00:38:03,250 --> 00:38:04,625 HOW? 1095 00:38:04,708 --> 00:38:06,542 WELL, THEY TRIED 1096 00:38:04,708 --> 00:38:06,542 TO KEEP IT FROM ME. 1097 00:38:06,625 --> 00:38:09,042 I GUESS 1098 00:38:06,625 --> 00:38:09,042 THEY WERE AFRAID I MIGHT 1099 00:38:06,625 --> 00:38:09,042 FOLLOW IN HIS FOOTSTEPS. 1100 00:38:11,958 --> 00:38:13,333 HE WAS THE 1101 00:38:11,958 --> 00:38:13,333 GREATEST ESCAPE ARTIST 1102 00:38:11,958 --> 00:38:13,333 IN THE WHOLE WORLD 1103 00:38:13,417 --> 00:38:16,583 AFTER HOUDINI. 1104 00:38:19,208 --> 00:38:22,750 HEY, DO I GET TO SAY 1105 00:38:19,208 --> 00:38:22,750 "LADIES AND GENTLEMEN"? 1106 00:38:24,125 --> 00:38:26,083 YEAH, BUT NOT YET. 1107 00:38:31,125 --> 00:38:33,042 AN ESCAPE IS ONLY GOOD 1108 00:38:31,125 --> 00:38:33,042 YOU KNOW, 1109 00:38:33,125 --> 00:38:35,167 WHEN IT LOOKS DANGEROUS. 1110 00:38:42,667 --> 00:38:43,458 NOW? 1111 00:38:48,458 --> 00:38:51,625 LADIES AND GENTLEMEN! 1112 00:39:03,875 --> 00:39:05,958 ( clock ticking ) 1113 00:39:07,458 --> 00:39:10,458 BURKE, IT'S DANNY. 1114 00:39:44,708 --> 00:39:46,542 ( rattling ) 1115 00:40:23,542 --> 00:40:26,417 IT REALLY LOOKS DANGEROUS. 1116 00:40:28,792 --> 00:40:31,833 GOIN' ON HERE? 1117 00:40:28,792 --> 00:40:31,833 Burke: 1118 00:40:28,792 --> 00:40:31,833 WHAT THE HELL'S 1119 00:40:31,917 --> 00:40:33,708 OH MY GOD. 1120 00:40:41,125 --> 00:40:42,500 COME ON, DANNY. 1121 00:40:41,125 --> 00:40:42,500 DANNY! 1122 00:40:43,625 --> 00:40:45,625 DANNY, COME ON! 1123 00:40:48,375 --> 00:40:50,417 - ( Danny coughing ) 1124 00:40:48,375 --> 00:40:50,417 - Burke: WHAT ARE YOU DOING? 1125 00:40:55,250 --> 00:40:56,500 ( shower running ) 1126 00:41:00,083 --> 00:41:01,875 ( pipes squeal, 1127 00:41:00,083 --> 00:41:01,875 shower stops ) 1128 00:41:01,958 --> 00:41:04,375 LISTEN, HONEY, WHY DON'T YOU 1129 00:41:01,958 --> 00:41:04,375 STOP TRYING TO ESCAPE? 1130 00:41:04,458 --> 00:41:05,542 LET'S TRY DOING 1131 00:41:04,458 --> 00:41:05,542 SOMETHING NORMAL. 1132 00:41:05,625 --> 00:41:08,208 Danny: 1133 00:41:05,625 --> 00:41:08,208 LIKE WHAT? 1134 00:41:08,292 --> 00:41:10,583 OH, STEALING TUXEDOS. 1135 00:41:10,667 --> 00:41:14,000 I DON'T KNOW. 1136 00:41:10,667 --> 00:41:14,000 WHY DON'T YOU-- 1137 00:41:14,083 --> 00:41:16,125 WHY DON'T YOU ASK 1138 00:41:14,083 --> 00:41:16,125 THAT GIRL OUT TO THE MOVIES? 1139 00:41:16,208 --> 00:41:17,583 SHE'S A REAL CUTE GIRL. 1140 00:41:16,208 --> 00:41:17,583 YOU PROMISED HER, DIDN'T YOU? 1141 00:41:17,667 --> 00:41:20,417 YOU KNOW WHAT WE COULD DO THEN? 1142 00:41:17,667 --> 00:41:20,417 WE COULD GO GROCERY SHOPPING. 1143 00:41:20,500 --> 00:41:23,708 YOU AND I COULD ARGUE 1144 00:41:20,500 --> 00:41:23,708 ABOUT WHETHER OR NOT 1145 00:41:23,792 --> 00:41:26,042 YOU'D HAVE CRUNCHY 1146 00:41:23,792 --> 00:41:26,042 PEANUT BUTTER OR... 1147 00:41:27,125 --> 00:41:28,750 SMOOTH PEANUT BUTTER. 1148 00:41:28,833 --> 00:41:31,750 MAYBE YOU COULD 1149 00:41:28,833 --> 00:41:31,750 FORGET TO MAKE YOUR BED, 1150 00:41:28,833 --> 00:41:31,750 THEN I'D GET MAD AT YOU. 1151 00:41:31,833 --> 00:41:34,625 YOU KNOW, WE COULD 1152 00:41:31,833 --> 00:41:34,625 BE A REAL FAMILY. 1153 00:41:31,833 --> 00:41:34,625 WHAT DO YOU SAY? 1154 00:41:36,958 --> 00:41:39,167 BURKE DOESN'T WANT 1155 00:41:36,958 --> 00:41:39,167 TO HAVE ANYTHING 1156 00:41:36,958 --> 00:41:39,167 TO DO WITH ME. 1157 00:41:39,250 --> 00:41:41,375 HE JUST TALKS LIKE THAT 1158 00:41:39,250 --> 00:41:41,375 OH, DON'T BE SILLY. 1159 00:41:41,458 --> 00:41:42,708 TO EVERYBODY. 1160 00:41:41,458 --> 00:41:42,708 IT DOESN'T MEAN ANYTHING. 1161 00:41:42,792 --> 00:41:46,417 - THAT'S JUST HIS WAY. 1162 00:41:42,792 --> 00:41:46,417 - YEAH WELL, HE HATED 1163 00:41:42,792 --> 00:41:46,417 MY FATHER, DIDN'T HE? 1164 00:41:46,500 --> 00:41:47,583 HARRY JUST DID THINGS 1165 00:41:46,500 --> 00:41:47,583 REALLY GOOD. 1166 00:41:47,667 --> 00:41:50,500 IT MADE PEOPLE MAD. 1167 00:41:52,167 --> 00:41:54,917 YOU KNOW, WHAT YOU'RE DOING 1168 00:41:52,167 --> 00:41:54,917 IS REALLY DANGEROUS. 1169 00:41:55,000 --> 00:41:56,917 YOU COULD GET HURT. 1170 00:41:57,000 --> 00:41:58,708 DID YOU EVER TELL 1171 00:41:57,000 --> 00:41:58,708 MY FATHER THAT? 1172 00:41:58,792 --> 00:42:00,542 THAT HE MIGHT DIE 1173 00:42:00,625 --> 00:42:04,083 TO STOP HIM? 1174 00:42:00,625 --> 00:42:04,083 OR EVEN TRY 1175 00:42:05,500 --> 00:42:07,292 YOU COULD DIE, DANNY. 1176 00:42:08,375 --> 00:42:10,458 I KNOW YOU SEE THINGS. 1177 00:42:10,542 --> 00:42:13,917 BUT IF YOU JUST 1178 00:42:10,542 --> 00:42:13,917 STOP TALKING ABOUT 'EM, 1179 00:42:10,542 --> 00:42:13,917 MAYBE THEY WON'T HAPPEN. 1180 00:42:14,000 --> 00:42:15,208 YOU KNOW, 1181 00:42:15,292 --> 00:42:19,042 HARRY WAS THE VERY BEST 1182 00:42:15,292 --> 00:42:19,042 THAT THERE EVER WAS 1183 00:42:15,292 --> 00:42:19,042 AND HE DIED. 1184 00:42:20,333 --> 00:42:22,750 BUT I HAVE TO DO THE THINGS 1185 00:42:20,333 --> 00:42:22,750 MY FATHER COULD DO. 1186 00:42:22,833 --> 00:42:24,833 OH. 1187 00:42:26,708 --> 00:42:30,292 IF YOU PROMISE ME 1188 00:42:30,375 --> 00:42:31,583 YOU'LL BE REALLY CAREFUL, 1189 00:42:31,667 --> 00:42:34,792 I PROMISE YOU 1190 00:42:34,875 --> 00:42:36,667 WHAT'S GONNA HAPPEN. 1191 00:42:34,875 --> 00:42:36,667 I'LL TRY NOT TO SEE 1192 00:42:34,875 --> 00:42:36,667 ( chuckles ) 1193 00:42:42,000 --> 00:42:44,000 ( brakes squeal ) 1194 00:42:45,542 --> 00:42:47,792 - Vernon: WELL, HERE WE ARE. 1195 00:42:45,542 --> 00:42:47,792 - Danny: HEY, WHERE'S STU? 1196 00:42:47,875 --> 00:42:49,417 I THOUGHT YOU SAID 1197 00:42:47,875 --> 00:42:49,417 STU WAS GONNA BE HERE. 1198 00:42:49,500 --> 00:42:53,500 OH, JEEZ. 1199 00:42:49,500 --> 00:42:53,500 HE'S IN THE RESTAURANT. 1200 00:42:56,667 --> 00:42:58,583 HEY LOOK, KID, 1201 00:42:58,667 --> 00:43:02,792 I'LL SETTLE FOR HALF. 1202 00:42:58,667 --> 00:43:02,792 NO QUESTIONS. 1203 00:43:02,875 --> 00:43:05,208 Danny: 1204 00:43:02,875 --> 00:43:05,208 HALF OF NOTHING. 1205 00:43:06,583 --> 00:43:09,333 ( keys jingling ) 1206 00:43:09,417 --> 00:43:11,458 HEY, 1207 00:43:11,542 --> 00:43:12,625 COME BACK HERE, SONNY! 1208 00:43:12,708 --> 00:43:15,458 ( train passing ) 1209 00:43:15,542 --> 00:43:17,375 COME BACK HERE! 1210 00:43:17,458 --> 00:43:19,208 HEY, SONNY! 1211 00:43:19,292 --> 00:43:21,917 ( train horn blows ) 1212 00:43:22,917 --> 00:43:24,542 OH SH-- 1213 00:43:24,625 --> 00:43:26,500 OH. 1214 00:43:33,292 --> 00:43:35,708 ( light jazz music playing ) 1215 00:43:42,708 --> 00:43:46,333 HI. 1216 00:43:42,708 --> 00:43:46,333 WE'RE HAVING A BANQUET. 1217 00:43:46,417 --> 00:43:46,792 GRAB A LOBSTER. 1218 00:43:46,875 --> 00:43:49,542 I WANT A JOB. 1219 00:43:49,625 --> 00:43:52,208 I SEE YOU-- 1220 00:43:52,292 --> 00:43:54,500 DID YOU SPEND 1221 00:43:52,292 --> 00:43:54,500 ALL THE OTHER MONEY ALREADY? 1222 00:43:54,583 --> 00:43:55,708 I TOLD YOU THE TRUTH. 1223 00:43:58,417 --> 00:44:00,375 WELL, 1224 00:43:58,417 --> 00:44:00,375 WHAT KIND OF A JOB 1225 00:44:00,458 --> 00:44:02,083 DO YOU THINK 1226 00:44:00,458 --> 00:44:02,083 YOU CAN DO FOR ME? 1227 00:44:02,167 --> 00:44:02,667 I CAN DO ANYTHING. 1228 00:44:02,750 --> 00:44:06,042 ( door creaks open ) 1229 00:44:06,125 --> 00:44:06,625 VERNON! 1230 00:44:18,958 --> 00:44:20,167 I TRIED TO DRAG HIM 1231 00:44:18,958 --> 00:44:20,167 IN HERE, STU, 1232 00:44:20,250 --> 00:44:23,000 BUT HE GOT 1233 00:44:20,250 --> 00:44:23,000 THE KEYS OUT OF MY POCKET. 1234 00:44:20,250 --> 00:44:23,000 HE THREW THEM AWAY. 1235 00:44:23,083 --> 00:44:25,542 - I'VE BEEN LOOKIN' 1236 00:44:23,083 --> 00:44:25,542 ALL OVER THE PLACE. 1237 00:44:23,083 --> 00:44:25,542 - WHAT KEYS? 1238 00:44:25,625 --> 00:44:27,708 - NOT MY KEYS? 1239 00:44:25,625 --> 00:44:27,708 - Vernon: YEAH. 1240 00:44:27,792 --> 00:44:30,625 YOU BETTER FIND THEM. 1241 00:44:30,708 --> 00:44:34,542 AREN'T YOU 1242 00:44:30,708 --> 00:44:34,542 ASHAMED OF YOURSELF, 1243 00:44:30,708 --> 00:44:34,542 MAKING MY FRIEND LOOK BAD? 1244 00:44:39,458 --> 00:44:41,583 - SEARCH HIM. 1245 00:44:39,458 --> 00:44:41,583 - Vernon: RIGHT. 1246 00:44:49,500 --> 00:44:50,750 ( lobster shell cracks ) 1247 00:44:54,167 --> 00:44:56,875 STU, WHAT HAPPENED TO THE REST 1248 00:44:54,167 --> 00:44:56,875 OF THE HONORED GUESTS? 1249 00:44:58,917 --> 00:45:03,083 SOME PEOPLE ARE A LITTLE SLOW 1250 00:44:58,917 --> 00:45:03,083 IN SHOWING UP SOMETIMES-- 1251 00:45:03,167 --> 00:45:05,625 YOU KNOW, 1252 00:45:03,167 --> 00:45:05,625 BUSINESS, THE HEAT. 1253 00:45:06,500 --> 00:45:08,917 Vernon: 1254 00:45:06,500 --> 00:45:08,917 JUST THIS KIND 1255 00:45:06,500 --> 00:45:08,917 OF STUFF. 1256 00:45:09,000 --> 00:45:11,417 THAT'S IT. 1257 00:45:09,000 --> 00:45:11,417 OKAY. 1258 00:45:11,500 --> 00:45:13,417 WHAT'S THIS STUFF? 1259 00:45:14,333 --> 00:45:16,917 YOU WOULDN'T BELIEVE ME 1260 00:45:14,333 --> 00:45:16,917 IF I TOLD YOU. 1261 00:45:20,750 --> 00:45:23,458 THESE ARE PICK LOCKS, 1262 00:45:20,750 --> 00:45:23,458 AREN'T THEY? 1263 00:45:23,542 --> 00:45:24,958 SOME OF 'EM. 1264 00:45:25,042 --> 00:45:28,500 - DO YOU KNOW HOW 1265 00:45:25,042 --> 00:45:28,500 TO USE THIS STUFF? 1266 00:45:25,042 --> 00:45:28,500 - YEAH. 1267 00:45:29,500 --> 00:45:31,583 ( gasps ) 1268 00:45:41,750 --> 00:45:45,500 HOW DO YOU FEEL 1269 00:45:41,750 --> 00:45:45,500 ABOUT BREAKING THE LAW? 1270 00:45:45,875 --> 00:45:47,792 WHICH LAW? 1271 00:45:47,875 --> 00:45:52,583 THEY CAN DO IT TO YOU? 1272 00:45:47,875 --> 00:45:52,583 DO UNTO OTHERS BEFORE 1273 00:45:47,875 --> 00:45:52,583 WELL, LIKE, UM, 1274 00:45:52,667 --> 00:45:53,833 I'M NOT MAD AT ANYBODY 1275 00:45:52,667 --> 00:45:53,833 IN PARTICULAR. 1276 00:45:53,917 --> 00:45:56,708 HOW ABOUT 1277 00:45:53,917 --> 00:45:56,708 CITY ORDINANCES, 1278 00:45:53,917 --> 00:45:56,708 FEDERAL STATUTES 1279 00:45:56,792 --> 00:46:00,333 EMBARGOES? 1280 00:45:56,792 --> 00:46:00,333 AND INTERNATIONAL 1281 00:46:00,417 --> 00:46:02,708 I DON'T KNOW 1282 00:46:00,417 --> 00:46:02,708 WHAT THOSE ARE. 1283 00:46:02,792 --> 00:46:04,708 WELL, OKAY, 1284 00:46:02,792 --> 00:46:04,708 I'M GOING TO PUT IT 1285 00:46:02,792 --> 00:46:04,708 IN A SIMPLER WAY FOR YOU. 1286 00:46:04,792 --> 00:46:07,875 HOW ABOUT DON'T STEP 1287 00:46:04,792 --> 00:46:07,875 ON THE GRASS, 1288 00:46:07,958 --> 00:46:10,500 DON'T SHOOT COWS, 1289 00:46:10,583 --> 00:46:13,292 STUFF LIKE THAT? 1290 00:46:10,583 --> 00:46:13,292 DON'T SINK THE COAST GUARD, 1291 00:46:13,375 --> 00:46:14,750 I'VE STEPPED 1292 00:46:13,375 --> 00:46:14,750 ON THE GRASS. 1293 00:46:14,833 --> 00:46:16,833 I SEE. 1294 00:46:16,917 --> 00:46:20,167 DOES THAT MEAN 1295 00:46:16,917 --> 00:46:20,167 YOU'VE GOT AN OPEN MIND? 1296 00:46:20,250 --> 00:46:20,833 ONE END'S OPEN. 1297 00:46:20,917 --> 00:46:24,333 ONE END'S O-- 1298 00:46:20,917 --> 00:46:24,333 ( laughs ) 1299 00:46:24,417 --> 00:46:27,667 ONE END'S OPEN. 1300 00:46:27,750 --> 00:46:29,875 I REALLY LIKE YOU, KID. 1301 00:46:27,750 --> 00:46:29,875 I DO. 1302 00:46:29,958 --> 00:46:31,875 TELL YOU 1303 00:46:29,958 --> 00:46:31,875 WHAT I'M GONNA DO: 1304 00:46:35,125 --> 00:46:38,208 WE'RE GONNA GO DOWNTOWN 1305 00:46:35,125 --> 00:46:38,208 AND SEE ABOUT THIS. 1306 00:46:39,625 --> 00:46:42,500 THAT CADDY OUT THERE? 1307 00:46:39,625 --> 00:46:42,500 YOU SEE 1308 00:46:42,583 --> 00:46:43,750 YEAH. 1309 00:46:43,833 --> 00:46:46,250 GO WARM IT UP FOR ME. 1310 00:47:19,458 --> 00:47:22,375 ( engine starts ) 1311 00:47:30,958 --> 00:47:32,917 Stu: 1312 00:47:30,958 --> 00:47:32,917 WELL, I'LL BE DAMNED. 1313 00:47:33,000 --> 00:47:35,417 ( Vernon whistling ) 1314 00:47:35,500 --> 00:47:37,292 - YO. 1315 00:47:35,500 --> 00:47:37,292 - Stu: VERNON? 1316 00:47:37,375 --> 00:47:38,875 - ISN'T THIS 1317 00:47:37,375 --> 00:47:38,875 A HIGH-SECURITY LOCK? 1318 00:47:37,375 --> 00:47:38,875 - THAT'S WHAT THEY SAID. 1319 00:47:38,958 --> 00:47:42,625 OR DID YOU PUT IN 1320 00:47:38,958 --> 00:47:42,625 A MICKEY MOUSE LOCK AND HOLD OUT 1321 00:47:38,958 --> 00:47:42,625 A LITTLE ON THE BILL? 1322 00:47:42,708 --> 00:47:44,292 OH, COME ON. 1323 00:47:42,708 --> 00:47:44,292 HEY, STU. 1324 00:47:44,375 --> 00:47:46,083 WE DOING HERE, STU? 1325 00:47:44,375 --> 00:47:46,083 WHAT ARE 1326 00:47:46,167 --> 00:47:48,708 ALL RIGHT, BOY, 1327 00:47:48,792 --> 00:47:50,042 EVERYTHING YOU SEE 1328 00:47:48,792 --> 00:47:50,042 IS LOCKED. 1329 00:47:50,125 --> 00:47:52,583 I LIKE TO LOCK UP. 1330 00:47:52,667 --> 00:47:55,417 AND I DON'T LIKE TO KEEP 1331 00:47:52,667 --> 00:47:55,417 TOO MANY SETS OF KEYS AROUND, 1332 00:47:55,500 --> 00:47:57,625 WHICH IS A MISTAKE 1333 00:47:55,500 --> 00:47:57,625 WHEN OLD VERNON'S ON THE JOB, 1334 00:47:57,708 --> 00:47:59,750 BECAUSE NOW 1335 00:47:57,708 --> 00:47:59,750 WE HAVE NONE. 1336 00:48:00,792 --> 00:48:02,583 BUT ANYWAY, 1337 00:48:00,792 --> 00:48:02,583 IT'S ALL YOURS. 1338 00:48:02,667 --> 00:48:04,125 ( police siren blaring 1339 00:48:02,667 --> 00:48:04,125 in distance ) 1340 00:48:04,208 --> 00:48:05,958 IF YOU CAN GET THROUGH THAT ONE, 1341 00:48:04,208 --> 00:48:05,958 YOU'LL FIND A SET OF FILES, 1342 00:48:06,042 --> 00:48:11,292 A LOCKED DESK, 1343 00:48:06,042 --> 00:48:11,292 AND A WAR SURPLUS SAFE. 1344 00:48:11,375 --> 00:48:12,917 AND I THINK 1345 00:48:11,375 --> 00:48:12,917 THE JOHN'S LOCKED TOO, 1346 00:48:13,000 --> 00:48:16,583 JUST IN CASE SOMEBODY TRIES 1347 00:48:13,000 --> 00:48:16,583 TO CRAWL UP THE DRAINPIPE. 1348 00:48:18,500 --> 00:48:20,292 HOW MUCH 1349 00:48:18,500 --> 00:48:20,292 AM I GONNA GET PAID? 1350 00:48:20,375 --> 00:48:22,292 - ( chuckles ) 1351 00:48:20,375 --> 00:48:22,292 - Stu: HOW DO I KNOW 1352 00:48:20,375 --> 00:48:22,292 WHAT TO PAY YOU 1353 00:48:22,375 --> 00:48:23,667 UNTIL I KNOW 1354 00:48:22,375 --> 00:48:23,667 WHAT YOU CAN DO? 1355 00:48:23,750 --> 00:48:25,750 OPEN IT. 1356 00:48:38,875 --> 00:48:41,292 GONNA SIT AROUND 1357 00:48:38,875 --> 00:48:41,292 STU, ARE WE ALL 1358 00:48:41,375 --> 00:48:44,375 AND WATCH HIM 1359 00:48:41,375 --> 00:48:44,375 PICK LOCKS ALL DAY? 1360 00:48:44,458 --> 00:48:47,625 WHY DON'T YOU GET 1361 00:48:44,458 --> 00:48:47,625 SOME DRINKS, OKAY, HONEY? 1362 00:48:47,708 --> 00:48:49,625 THANK YOU. 1363 00:48:56,292 --> 00:48:58,667 FOR GOD SAKES, 1364 00:48:58,750 --> 00:49:01,792 I CAN'T OPEN IT 1365 00:48:58,750 --> 00:49:01,792 THAT FAST WITH A KEY! 1366 00:49:23,000 --> 00:49:25,958 Arlene: 1367 00:49:23,000 --> 00:49:25,958 APERITIF? 1368 00:49:34,958 --> 00:49:36,625 WHAT? 1369 00:49:38,292 --> 00:49:41,667 COULD I CLEAR THE ROOM, 1370 00:49:38,292 --> 00:49:41,667 YOU KNOW, FOR LIKE TWO MINUTES? 1371 00:49:43,625 --> 00:49:45,250 OH. 1372 00:50:18,458 --> 00:50:20,708 ( door creaks ) 1373 00:50:57,875 --> 00:50:59,042 TO TALK MY WAY INTO SOMETHING 1374 00:50:57,875 --> 00:50:59,042 Danny's voice: 1375 00:50:57,875 --> 00:50:59,042 YOU KNOW, I ALWAYS SEEM 1376 00:50:59,125 --> 00:51:01,333 THAT I'LL HAVE 1377 00:50:59,125 --> 00:51:01,333 TO GET MYSELF OUT OF. 1378 00:51:01,417 --> 00:51:04,167 STU'S HIRED ME 1379 00:51:01,417 --> 00:51:04,167 TO OPEN THE SAFE 1380 00:51:01,417 --> 00:51:04,167 IN HIS FATHER'S OFFICE. 1381 00:51:04,250 --> 00:51:07,583 IT'S NOT QUITE 1382 00:51:04,250 --> 00:51:07,583 WHAT I HAD IN MIND. 1383 00:51:08,667 --> 00:51:10,458 - YOU'RE UNDER ARREST. 1384 00:51:08,667 --> 00:51:10,458 - UH-- 1385 00:51:10,542 --> 00:51:11,750 - ( Stu laughs ) 1386 00:51:10,542 --> 00:51:11,750 - HI. 1387 00:51:11,833 --> 00:51:13,958 - HI. 1388 00:51:11,833 --> 00:51:13,958 - I THOUGHT 1389 00:51:11,833 --> 00:51:13,958 I RECOGNIZED YOUR VOICE. 1390 00:51:14,042 --> 00:51:15,417 WELL, I THOUGHT 1391 00:51:14,042 --> 00:51:15,417 YOU DID TOO. 1392 00:51:15,500 --> 00:51:17,333 I MISSED YOU 1393 00:51:15,500 --> 00:51:17,333 AT THE BANQUET TODAY. 1394 00:51:17,417 --> 00:51:19,333 OH YEAH, 1395 00:51:17,417 --> 00:51:19,333 SOMETHING CAME UP. 1396 00:51:19,417 --> 00:51:21,458 IN CASE 1397 00:51:19,417 --> 00:51:21,458 YOU DIDN'T KNOW IT YET, 1398 00:51:21,542 --> 00:51:24,667 YOUR FATHER SAYS 1399 00:51:21,542 --> 00:51:24,667 NOBODY HAS TO EVEN 1400 00:51:21,542 --> 00:51:24,667 LISTEN ANYMORE. 1401 00:51:24,750 --> 00:51:26,125 THIS IS OUR WATER 1402 00:51:24,750 --> 00:51:26,125 COMMISSIONER, FREDDY, 1403 00:51:26,208 --> 00:51:29,125 WHO'S IN CHARGE 1404 00:51:26,208 --> 00:51:29,125 OF POLLUTING EVERYBODY 1405 00:51:26,208 --> 00:51:29,125 WHEN HE'S NOT ON VACATION. 1406 00:51:29,208 --> 00:51:31,500 I'D LIKE YOU TO MEET 1407 00:51:29,208 --> 00:51:31,500 FREDDY JONES. 1408 00:51:31,583 --> 00:51:33,708 HE'S THE BEST LEFT-HANDED 1409 00:51:31,583 --> 00:51:33,708 HIGH SCHOOL QUARTERBACK 1410 00:51:33,792 --> 00:51:34,667 THIS STATE'S 1411 00:51:33,792 --> 00:51:34,667 EVER PRODUCED. 1412 00:51:34,750 --> 00:51:36,833 - PLEASED TO MEET YOU. 1413 00:51:34,750 --> 00:51:36,833 - NICE TO MEET YOU. 1414 00:51:36,917 --> 00:51:38,958 I'M TRYING TO PERSUADE HIM 1415 00:51:36,917 --> 00:51:38,958 THAT OUR LITTLE COLLEGE 1416 00:51:39,042 --> 00:51:40,500 WOULD HAVE 1417 00:51:39,042 --> 00:51:40,500 A LOT OF ADVANTAGES. 1418 00:51:40,583 --> 00:51:42,375 I'D DEFINITELY THINK 1419 00:51:40,583 --> 00:51:42,375 ABOUT IT. 1420 00:51:42,458 --> 00:51:43,958 GIVE HARDING 1421 00:51:42,458 --> 00:51:43,958 A CLOSE LOOK. 1422 00:51:44,042 --> 00:51:45,500 STATE UNIVERSITIES 1423 00:51:44,042 --> 00:51:45,500 THOSE BIG 1424 00:51:45,583 --> 00:51:47,375 DON'T PAY AS MUCH 1425 00:51:45,583 --> 00:51:47,375 AS THEY USED TO. 1426 00:51:47,458 --> 00:51:50,000 - YEAH, THAT'S RIGHT. 1427 00:51:47,458 --> 00:51:50,000 - HOW MUCH DO YOU WEIGH? 1428 00:51:50,083 --> 00:51:53,375 - 98 LBS, SIR. 1429 00:51:50,083 --> 00:51:53,375 - WELL, HE GREW THREE 1430 00:51:50,083 --> 00:51:53,375 INCHES THIS SUMMER. 1431 00:51:53,458 --> 00:51:55,625 HE'S LIKE A SNAKE 1432 00:51:53,458 --> 00:51:55,625 OUT THERE ON THE GRIDIRON. 1433 00:51:55,708 --> 00:51:57,792 YEAH, I SEE. 1434 00:52:04,583 --> 00:52:07,958 ( Stu sniffs ) 1435 00:52:04,583 --> 00:52:07,958 SMELLS LIKE VOTERS IN HERE. 1436 00:52:14,958 --> 00:52:15,333 THERE YOU GO. 1437 00:52:15,417 --> 00:52:17,583 THANK YOU. 1438 00:52:17,667 --> 00:52:19,125 ( both scatting in rhythm ) 1439 00:52:21,917 --> 00:52:22,208 HI. 1440 00:52:22,292 --> 00:52:24,958 HI, STU. 1441 00:52:25,042 --> 00:52:27,000 ( laughter ) 1442 00:52:27,083 --> 00:52:28,500 WHERE'S SAM? 1443 00:52:28,583 --> 00:52:30,958 YOU KNOW WHERE HE IS. 1444 00:52:28,583 --> 00:52:30,958 HE'S IN HIS OFFICE. 1445 00:52:32,125 --> 00:52:34,208 UH, STU!OH NO. 1446 00:52:34,292 --> 00:52:37,667 YOU'RE NOT SUPPOSED 1447 00:52:34,292 --> 00:52:37,667 TO BE IN HERE. 1448 00:52:37,750 --> 00:52:39,500 NOW YOU KNOW THAT. 1449 00:52:37,750 --> 00:52:39,500 NOBODY IS. 1450 00:52:39,583 --> 00:52:41,500 STU, STOP. 1451 00:52:39,583 --> 00:52:41,500 STU... 1452 00:52:41,583 --> 00:52:44,583 IF YOU DO THIS, I'LL HAVE 1453 00:52:41,583 --> 00:52:44,583 TO CALL UPSTAIRS, HONEST. 1454 00:52:44,667 --> 00:52:45,500 DON'T YOU KNOW 1455 00:52:44,667 --> 00:52:45,500 WHO THIS IS? 1456 00:52:45,583 --> 00:52:48,500 THE BACK PART OF THE PAPERS? 1457 00:52:45,583 --> 00:52:48,500 DON'T YOU READ 1458 00:52:48,583 --> 00:52:50,208 THIS IS FREDDY JONES, 1459 00:52:48,583 --> 00:52:50,208 STATE PRESIDENT OF 4H. 1460 00:52:50,292 --> 00:52:54,125 OH.WELL, THAT'S NICE. 1461 00:52:54,208 --> 00:52:57,875 I JUST WANTED TO SHOW HIM 1462 00:52:54,208 --> 00:52:57,875 WHERE THEY HIDE THE BODIES 1463 00:52:54,208 --> 00:52:57,875 WHEN THEY COOL OFF. 1464 00:52:57,958 --> 00:52:59,167 ( scoffs ) 1465 00:52:57,958 --> 00:52:59,167 SAM! 1466 00:53:00,458 --> 00:53:03,708 ( phone ringing ) 1467 00:53:06,542 --> 00:53:09,583 I HEARD YOU WERE 1468 00:53:06,542 --> 00:53:09,583 IN THE BUILDING, BABY. 1469 00:53:09,667 --> 00:53:12,458 TAKE A GOOD LOOK AT THIS KID. 1470 00:53:09,667 --> 00:53:12,458 HE'LL SCARE THE HELL OUT OF YOU. 1471 00:53:12,542 --> 00:53:14,625 ( chuckles ) 1472 00:53:12,542 --> 00:53:14,625 I DON'T GET SCARED ANYMORE. 1473 00:53:14,708 --> 00:53:16,417 NO? 1474 00:53:14,708 --> 00:53:16,417 TAKE A GOOD LOOK. 1475 00:53:16,500 --> 00:53:19,750 A COMPLETELY HONEST KID. 1476 00:53:16,500 --> 00:53:19,750 HE'S THE ONE WHO FOUND 1477 00:53:16,500 --> 00:53:19,750 MY OLD MAN'S WALLET. 1478 00:53:19,833 --> 00:53:20,917 WE'RE TAKING IT IN 1479 00:53:19,833 --> 00:53:20,917 TO RETURN IT. 1480 00:53:21,000 --> 00:53:23,917 WELL, IF YOU HAVE THAT WALLET, 1481 00:53:21,000 --> 00:53:23,917 YOU'D BETTER TURN IT OVER. 1482 00:53:24,000 --> 00:53:27,083 NOW WAIT A MINUTE. 1483 00:53:24,000 --> 00:53:27,083 I FIGURE A 10% REWARD 1484 00:53:27,167 --> 00:53:29,875 WOULD BE GOOD ENOUGH TO PUT 1485 00:53:27,167 --> 00:53:29,875 A CLEAN-LIVING KID LIKE FREDDY 1486 00:53:29,958 --> 00:53:31,375 THROUGH HIS FIRST YEAR 1487 00:53:29,958 --> 00:53:31,375 OF EMBALMING SCHOOL. 1488 00:53:31,458 --> 00:53:34,000 YEAH YEAH, 1489 00:53:31,458 --> 00:53:34,000 ALL RIGHT. 1490 00:53:34,083 --> 00:53:35,167 MIND IF I SEE 1491 00:53:34,083 --> 00:53:35,167 THE WALLET? 1492 00:53:35,250 --> 00:53:37,667 SEEING IS BELIEVING, 1493 00:53:35,250 --> 00:53:37,667 EH, SAM? 1494 00:53:37,750 --> 00:53:40,125 I'LL SHOW YOU MINE 1495 00:53:37,750 --> 00:53:40,125 IF YOU SHOW ME YOURS. 1496 00:53:40,208 --> 00:53:43,458 I DON'T BELIEVE YOU, 1497 00:53:43,542 --> 00:53:45,375 SO GET OUTTA HERE. 1498 00:53:48,250 --> 00:53:51,625 IT'S BACK 1499 00:53:48,250 --> 00:53:51,625 TO THE NUTHOUSE, BABY. 1500 00:53:57,417 --> 00:53:59,167 I DON'T LIKE THIS. 1501 00:53:59,250 --> 00:54:02,792 JUST KEEP YOUR MOUTH SHUT 1502 00:53:59,250 --> 00:54:02,792 AND LEARN SOMETHING. 1503 00:54:02,875 --> 00:54:04,958 WELL, IT'S JUST 1504 00:54:02,875 --> 00:54:04,958 A LITTLE CONFUSING. 1505 00:54:05,042 --> 00:54:06,792 YOU GOTTA EXPECT 1506 00:54:05,042 --> 00:54:06,792 A LITTLE CONFUSION, 1507 00:54:06,875 --> 00:54:09,083 ESPECIALLY WHEN YOU'RE 1508 00:54:06,875 --> 00:54:09,083 CAUSING IT YOURSELF. 1509 00:54:09,167 --> 00:54:10,792 YOU MAKE EVERYBODY 1510 00:54:09,167 --> 00:54:10,792 MAD AT YOU. 1511 00:54:10,875 --> 00:54:12,417 YEAH SURE. 1512 00:54:10,875 --> 00:54:12,417 LISTEN, THIS PLACE 1513 00:54:10,875 --> 00:54:12,417 WOULD MELT DOWN 1514 00:54:12,500 --> 00:54:13,583 INTO GREASE 1515 00:54:12,500 --> 00:54:13,583 IF I DIDN'T. 1516 00:54:13,667 --> 00:54:17,583 WHY DO YOU THINK THEY USE 1517 00:54:13,667 --> 00:54:17,583 A LOT OF MARBLE 1518 00:54:13,667 --> 00:54:17,583 IN CITY HALLS? 1519 00:54:17,667 --> 00:54:18,667 BECAUSE IT DOESN'T 1520 00:54:17,667 --> 00:54:18,667 ABSORB STINK. 1521 00:54:18,750 --> 00:54:21,792 YOU DON'T HAVE TO CLEAN IT 1522 00:54:18,750 --> 00:54:21,792 UNLESS YOU WANT TO SHOW OFF, 1523 00:54:21,875 --> 00:54:24,750 AND IT KEEPS PEOPLE WORRIED 1524 00:54:21,875 --> 00:54:24,750 BECAUSE IT LOOKS LIKE A BANK. 1525 00:54:27,083 --> 00:54:29,000 Stu: 1526 00:54:27,083 --> 00:54:29,000 UH-OH. 1527 00:54:29,083 --> 00:54:32,750 I SEE SAM BROKE 1528 00:54:29,083 --> 00:54:32,750 THE GOOD NEWS UPSTAIRS-- 1529 00:54:29,083 --> 00:54:32,750 WE'RE EXPECTED. 1530 00:54:34,417 --> 00:54:38,750 NO, NOT TODAY. 1531 00:54:34,417 --> 00:54:38,750 BY APPOINTMENT ONLY. 1532 00:54:40,625 --> 00:54:43,917 YOUR MOTORCYCLE IN THE ELEVATOR? 1533 00:54:40,625 --> 00:54:43,917 HAVE ANY TROUBLE GETTING 1534 00:54:45,292 --> 00:54:48,667 WHAT THE HELL KIND OF DUTY 1535 00:54:45,292 --> 00:54:48,667 ARE YOU SUPPOSED TO BE ON? 1536 00:54:48,750 --> 00:54:50,333 STU, GO DOWNSTAIRS 1537 00:54:48,750 --> 00:54:50,333 AND OUT THE FRONT DOOR, 1538 00:54:50,417 --> 00:54:51,958 OR I'VE GOT ORDERS 1539 00:54:50,417 --> 00:54:51,958 TO COOL YOU OFF. 1540 00:54:52,042 --> 00:54:56,417 IN THE WHOLE GODDAMN COUNTRY, 1541 00:54:52,042 --> 00:54:56,417 HEY, I'M BRINGING 1542 00:54:52,042 --> 00:54:56,417 THE FIRST DOUBLE EAGLE SCOUT 1543 00:54:56,500 --> 00:54:58,958 A LOCAL BOY, 1544 00:54:56,500 --> 00:54:58,958 TO MEET THE MAYOR, 1545 00:54:59,042 --> 00:55:01,250 - SO WHAT'S THE MATTER? 1546 00:54:59,042 --> 00:55:01,250 - I DON'T KNOW. 1547 00:55:01,333 --> 00:55:03,917 Secretary: 1548 00:55:01,333 --> 00:55:03,917 IT'S OKAY, AL, LET 'EM IN. 1549 00:55:04,000 --> 00:55:05,792 OKAY. 1550 00:55:08,500 --> 00:55:11,000 THANK YOU. 1551 00:55:11,083 --> 00:55:12,750 YOU'RE WELCOME. 1552 00:55:21,125 --> 00:55:24,083 AND HERE WE HAVE 1553 00:55:24,167 --> 00:55:26,167 THE MAYOR'S OFFICE. 1554 00:55:26,250 --> 00:55:29,417 MARBLE FIREPLACE, 1555 00:55:26,250 --> 00:55:29,417 SOFAS, 1556 00:55:29,500 --> 00:55:32,542 ANTIQUE CLOCK, 1557 00:55:32,625 --> 00:55:36,167 AND HERE-- 1558 00:55:32,625 --> 00:55:36,167 WATCH CLOSELY-- THE SAFE. 1559 00:55:37,000 --> 00:55:39,417 AND THERE'S 1560 00:55:37,000 --> 00:55:39,417 THE MAYOR HIMSELF. 1561 00:55:39,500 --> 00:55:42,917 ( laughs ) 1562 00:55:43,000 --> 00:55:44,458 WELL, SONNY, 1563 00:55:43,000 --> 00:55:44,458 WHAT'S THE LATEST, EH? 1564 00:55:44,542 --> 00:55:47,458 I BROUGHT ALONG 1565 00:55:44,542 --> 00:55:47,458 YOUR SUCCESSOR-- 1566 00:55:44,542 --> 00:55:47,458 FRED JONES. 1567 00:55:47,542 --> 00:55:52,042 HE'S GONNA BE MAYOR 1568 00:55:47,542 --> 00:55:52,042 ON THE JAYCEE'S GOVERNMENT 1569 00:55:47,542 --> 00:55:52,042 DAY NEXT WEEK. 1570 00:55:52,125 --> 00:55:53,542 WELL, ISN'T THAT NICE? 1571 00:55:53,625 --> 00:55:57,417 UH, THE WATER COMMISSIONER 1572 00:55:53,625 --> 00:55:57,417 TOLD ME 1573 00:55:57,500 --> 00:56:01,083 SOME FOOTBALL PLAYER. 1574 00:55:57,500 --> 00:56:01,083 THAT YOU WERE TOUTING 1575 00:56:01,167 --> 00:56:03,292 - FOOTBALL PLAYER? 1576 00:56:01,167 --> 00:56:03,292 - UH-HUH. 1577 00:56:03,375 --> 00:56:04,917 ( laughs ) 1578 00:56:05,000 --> 00:56:07,333 WHICH ONE OF 1579 00:56:05,000 --> 00:56:07,333 THE GEORGE BOYS 1580 00:56:05,000 --> 00:56:07,333 ARE YOU, SON? 1581 00:56:08,667 --> 00:56:09,417 UH, THE LAST ONE, SIR. 1582 00:56:09,500 --> 00:56:11,542 Mayor: 1583 00:56:09,500 --> 00:56:11,542 OH WELL, THAT'S GOOD. 1584 00:56:11,625 --> 00:56:14,250 YOU STICK TO FOOTBALL. 1585 00:56:14,333 --> 00:56:16,292 SEE, STU OVER HERE, 1586 00:56:14,333 --> 00:56:16,292 NEVER PLAYED FOOTBALL 1587 00:56:16,375 --> 00:56:17,958 AND LOOK AT HIM. 1588 00:56:18,042 --> 00:56:21,333 SOME PEOPLE JUST DON'T 1589 00:56:18,042 --> 00:56:21,333 LIKE TO PLAY BALL, DAD. 1590 00:56:21,625 --> 00:56:23,792 YEAH. 1591 00:56:23,875 --> 00:56:26,167 SAM, YOU KNOW, 1592 00:56:23,875 --> 00:56:26,167 THE CITY TREASURER? 1593 00:56:26,250 --> 00:56:28,583 HE HAS THE IDEA 1594 00:56:26,250 --> 00:56:28,583 THAT YOU FOUND MY WALLET. 1595 00:56:28,667 --> 00:56:31,417 FOR GOD SAKES, 1596 00:56:28,667 --> 00:56:31,417 SAM NEEDS A HEARING AID. 1597 00:56:36,667 --> 00:56:40,667 STUART, STUART! 1598 00:56:40,750 --> 00:56:41,417 COME HERE. 1599 00:56:41,500 --> 00:56:44,917 I WANT 1600 00:56:41,500 --> 00:56:44,917 TO TALK TO YOU. 1601 00:56:45,000 --> 00:56:47,125 STU, 1602 00:56:47,208 --> 00:56:49,375 COME OVER HERE, 1603 00:56:47,208 --> 00:56:49,375 SONNY, WILL YOU? 1604 00:56:51,417 --> 00:56:54,792 ( grandfather clock chiming ) 1605 00:56:54,875 --> 00:56:57,833 I WANT TO TALK 1606 00:56:54,875 --> 00:56:57,833 TO YOU. COME. 1607 00:57:02,625 --> 00:57:05,250 YOU SEE, 1608 00:57:02,625 --> 00:57:05,250 THE WAY I APP-- 1609 00:57:08,458 --> 00:57:12,083 ( chuckles ) 1610 00:57:12,167 --> 00:57:14,542 YOU KNOW, SOMETIMES 1611 00:57:12,167 --> 00:57:14,542 YOU REMIND ME OF 1612 00:57:12,167 --> 00:57:14,542 THE LITTLE BOY. 1613 00:57:19,667 --> 00:57:23,458 LISTEN, THE WAY 1614 00:57:19,667 --> 00:57:23,458 I UNDERSTAND IT, 1615 00:57:23,542 --> 00:57:27,167 THIS THING 1616 00:57:27,250 --> 00:57:29,542 CAN CUT EVERYTHING OFF 1617 00:57:27,250 --> 00:57:29,542 A LITTLE SHORT. 1618 00:57:30,583 --> 00:57:32,458 A MATTER OF FACT, 1619 00:57:30,583 --> 00:57:32,458 IT CAN CUT IT 1620 00:57:32,542 --> 00:57:36,208 RIGHT DOWN TO THE KNOB, 1621 00:57:36,292 --> 00:57:40,042 SO BE A GOOD BOY 1622 00:57:36,292 --> 00:57:40,042 AND GIVE IT BACK, EH? 1623 00:57:40,125 --> 00:57:41,375 HE'S A GOOD BOY TOO. 1624 00:57:40,125 --> 00:57:41,375 I AM A GOOD BOY, DAD. 1625 00:57:41,458 --> 00:57:43,875 YOU'RE A BAD BOY. 1626 00:57:43,958 --> 00:57:46,875 LOOK, THAT WALLET 1627 00:57:43,958 --> 00:57:46,875 WAS ON THE TABLE 1628 00:57:46,958 --> 00:57:50,333 IN MY ROOM. 1629 00:57:46,958 --> 00:57:50,333 YOU WERE IN THE ROOM. 1630 00:57:50,417 --> 00:57:53,167 NOW THE WALLET 1631 00:57:50,417 --> 00:57:53,167 IS NOT THERE ANYMORE, 1632 00:57:50,417 --> 00:57:53,167 SO WHERE IS IT? 1633 00:57:53,250 --> 00:57:55,500 Stu: 1634 00:57:53,250 --> 00:57:55,500 WELL, MAYBE SOMEBODY 1635 00:57:53,250 --> 00:57:55,500 PUT IT IN THE WASHING MACHINE. 1636 00:57:55,583 --> 00:57:57,417 - ( Stu chuckles ) 1637 00:57:55,583 --> 00:57:57,417 - YEAH YEAH, WELL... 1638 00:57:57,500 --> 00:58:01,167 WHAT DO YOU THINK, KID? 1639 00:57:57,500 --> 00:58:01,167 ( chokes ) 1640 00:58:01,250 --> 00:58:02,708 COULD YOU 1641 00:58:01,250 --> 00:58:02,708 HOLD DOWN THE JOB, 1642 00:58:02,792 --> 00:58:04,875 KEEP THE CITIZENS 1643 00:58:02,792 --> 00:58:04,875 LINED UP WITH THEIR HANDS 1644 00:58:04,958 --> 00:58:06,625 GOING IN AND OUT 1645 00:58:04,958 --> 00:58:06,625 OF THEIR POCKETS 1646 00:58:04,958 --> 00:58:06,625 AT REGULAR INTERVALS? 1647 00:58:08,625 --> 00:58:11,500 YOU LIKE INSULTING ME 1648 00:58:08,625 --> 00:58:11,500 IN FRONT OF YOUR FRIEND, HUH? 1649 00:58:11,583 --> 00:58:16,875 - IT MAKES YOU 1650 00:58:11,583 --> 00:58:16,875 REAL HAPPY TO DO, HUH? 1651 00:58:11,583 --> 00:58:16,875 - OW!OW!OW!OW! 1652 00:58:16,958 --> 00:58:19,167 ( screams ) 1653 00:58:19,250 --> 00:58:20,542 - Stu: HA! 1654 00:58:19,250 --> 00:58:20,542 - GET OUT! 1655 00:58:20,625 --> 00:58:23,083 - ( laughs ) 1656 00:58:20,625 --> 00:58:23,083 - GET OUT! 1657 00:58:23,167 --> 00:58:24,458 WHY DON'T YOU JUST 1658 00:58:23,167 --> 00:58:24,458 STAY DOWN, DAD, 1659 00:58:24,542 --> 00:58:27,708 AND GIVE THE PARTY MACHINERY 1660 00:58:24,542 --> 00:58:27,708 A NICE LONG REST? 1661 00:58:27,792 --> 00:58:29,542 THIS IS IT, BOY. 1662 00:58:29,625 --> 00:58:32,292 THAT IS THE LAST STRAW. 1663 00:58:32,833 --> 00:58:35,375 THAT IS THE LAST ONE. 1664 00:58:35,458 --> 00:58:36,833 - Secretary: Yes? 1665 00:58:35,458 --> 00:58:36,833 - NOW! 1666 00:58:36,917 --> 00:58:38,458 - Now? 1667 00:58:36,917 --> 00:58:38,458 - YES, RIGHT NOW! 1668 00:58:38,542 --> 00:58:39,625 Oh. 1669 00:58:40,625 --> 00:58:45,042 NOW YOU LISTEN 1670 00:58:40,625 --> 00:58:45,042 TO ME, STUART, 1671 00:58:45,125 --> 00:58:46,583 YOU GOT SOMETHING 1672 00:58:45,125 --> 00:58:46,583 OF MINE, SEE, 1673 00:58:46,667 --> 00:58:50,917 A CHANCE 1674 00:58:46,667 --> 00:58:50,917 SO I'M GONNA GIVE YOU 1675 00:58:51,000 --> 00:58:54,292 TO REST 1676 00:58:51,000 --> 00:58:54,292 AND TAKE IT EASY 1677 00:58:54,375 --> 00:58:59,000 UNTIL YOU REMEMBER 1678 00:58:54,375 --> 00:58:59,000 WHAT YOU DID WITH IT, HUH? 1679 00:59:00,500 --> 00:59:03,083 NOW I DON'T WANT 1680 00:59:00,500 --> 00:59:03,083 ANY REPORTS, NO REPORTEES, 1681 00:59:03,167 --> 00:59:05,208 NO NOTHING. 1682 00:59:03,167 --> 00:59:05,208 NO REPORTERS, 1683 00:59:05,292 --> 00:59:08,167 I'LL CALL FRITZ IN A MINUTE. 1684 00:59:05,292 --> 00:59:08,167 HE CAN USE THIS ELEVATOR HERE. 1685 00:59:08,250 --> 00:59:09,458 WHAT ABOUT THE KID? 1686 00:59:09,542 --> 00:59:11,542 I DON'T KNOW ABOUT THE KID. 1687 00:59:09,542 --> 00:59:11,542 LET FRITZ FIND OUT ABOUT HIM. 1688 00:59:11,625 --> 00:59:15,917 IF I HAD YOUR WALLET, 1689 00:59:11,625 --> 00:59:15,917 I'D NEVER GIVE IT TO YOU. 1690 00:59:16,000 --> 00:59:18,500 THE REST OF MY FILES. 1691 00:59:16,000 --> 00:59:18,500 I MIGHT GIVE IT 1692 00:59:16,000 --> 00:59:18,500 TO THE F.B.I., ALONG WITH 1693 00:59:18,583 --> 00:59:21,333 IS THAT SO? 1694 00:59:21,417 --> 00:59:22,667 WELL, LET ME TELL YOU 1695 00:59:21,417 --> 00:59:22,667 SOMETHING, SONNY, 1696 00:59:22,750 --> 00:59:28,458 SOMETIMES WHEN LITTLE BOYS 1697 00:59:22,750 --> 00:59:28,458 MAKE UP STORIES 1698 00:59:28,542 --> 00:59:30,875 THEY HAVE TO BE LOCKED UP 1699 00:59:28,542 --> 00:59:30,875 IN THEIR ROOMS. 1700 00:59:30,958 --> 00:59:32,167 NOW GET HIM OUT OF HERE. 1701 00:59:32,250 --> 00:59:36,250 - GET HIM OUT OF HERE 1702 00:59:32,250 --> 00:59:36,250 BEFORE I KILL HIM! 1703 00:59:32,250 --> 00:59:36,250 - I'M WARNING YOU! 1704 00:59:36,333 --> 00:59:39,458 IF YOU WORK ME OVER, 1705 00:59:36,333 --> 00:59:39,458 I'M GONNA GET YOU FOR IT! 1706 00:59:39,542 --> 00:59:41,292 I'M WARNING YOU! 1707 00:59:41,375 --> 00:59:42,917 OUT! 1708 00:59:46,167 --> 00:59:47,125 Stu: 1709 00:59:46,167 --> 00:59:47,125 I'M WARNING YOU, EH, 1710 00:59:47,208 --> 00:59:49,458 ANYBODY WORKS ME OVER, 1711 00:59:47,208 --> 00:59:49,458 I'M GONNA REALLY-- 1712 00:59:49,542 --> 00:59:52,042 Officer: 1713 00:59:49,542 --> 00:59:52,042 YOU'RE GONNA WHAT? 1714 00:59:49,542 --> 00:59:52,042 I WANT BOTH YOUR MOUTHS SHUT 1715 00:59:52,125 --> 00:59:54,458 BETWEEN HERE 1716 00:59:52,125 --> 00:59:54,458 AND THE JAIL OR ELSE. 1717 00:59:59,542 --> 01:00:01,625 YOU USED TO BE 1718 00:59:59,542 --> 01:00:01,625 MY FRIEND. 1719 01:00:01,708 --> 01:00:03,625 Officer: 1720 01:00:01,708 --> 01:00:03,625 SHUT UP. 1721 01:00:07,292 --> 01:00:09,208 YOU USED TO GET 1722 01:00:07,292 --> 01:00:09,208 CHINESE FOOD FOR ME. 1723 01:00:09,292 --> 01:00:09,750 Officer: 1724 01:00:09,292 --> 01:00:09,750 I SAID SHUT UP. 1725 01:00:11,875 --> 01:00:16,542 YEAH YEAH. 1726 01:00:11,875 --> 01:00:16,542 - IF YOU GIVE ME ANY TROUBLE-- 1727 01:00:11,875 --> 01:00:16,542 - YEAH YEAH YEAH YEAH 1728 01:00:25,708 --> 01:00:28,625 ( phones ringing ) 1729 01:00:28,708 --> 01:00:33,208 Danny's voice: 1730 01:00:28,708 --> 01:00:33,208 SO THAT'S WHEN I GOT 1731 01:00:28,708 --> 01:00:33,208 THE IDEA TO MAKE THE CHALLENGE. 1732 01:00:33,292 --> 01:00:34,167 ALL I HAVE TO DO 1733 01:00:33,292 --> 01:00:34,167 IS GET OUT OF JAIL, 1734 01:00:34,250 --> 01:00:36,583 MAKE MY WAY BACK 1735 01:00:34,250 --> 01:00:36,583 TO THE MAYOR'S OFFICE, 1736 01:00:36,667 --> 01:00:37,708 OPEN HIS SAFE AND GET AWAY. 1737 01:00:40,458 --> 01:00:42,458 Editor: 1738 01:00:40,458 --> 01:00:42,458 HOW WOULD YOU SAY 1739 01:00:40,458 --> 01:00:42,458 AN ESCAPE ARTIST 1740 01:00:42,542 --> 01:00:45,083 IS DIFFERENT 1741 01:00:42,542 --> 01:00:45,083 FROM JUST PLAIN FOLKS? 1742 01:00:45,167 --> 01:00:47,375 WISH THEY COULD DO. 1743 01:00:45,167 --> 01:00:47,375 WELL, HE DOES WHAT PEOPLE 1744 01:00:47,458 --> 01:00:50,125 AND IF HE CAN'T, 1745 01:00:47,458 --> 01:00:50,125 HE MAKES IT SEEM LIKE HE CAN. 1746 01:00:51,500 --> 01:00:53,542 EVER TRY TO ESCAPE 1747 01:00:51,500 --> 01:00:53,542 FROM ANYTHING TOUGH BEFORE? 1748 01:00:53,625 --> 01:00:56,333 - Danny: SURE. 1749 01:00:53,625 --> 01:00:56,333 - HOW'D IT MAKE YOU FEEL? 1750 01:00:56,417 --> 01:00:58,083 FINE. 1751 01:00:58,167 --> 01:01:01,542 Editor: 1752 01:00:58,167 --> 01:01:01,542 ALL RIGHT, EVERYBODY OUT. 1753 01:01:01,625 --> 01:01:03,625 THE DEAL IS 1754 01:01:01,625 --> 01:01:03,625 HE'S TOTALLY ALONE, FRITZ. 1755 01:01:05,750 --> 01:01:08,333 ONE HOUR. 1756 01:01:09,458 --> 01:01:13,250 IN AN HOUR, KID. 1757 01:01:09,458 --> 01:01:13,250 Fritz: 1758 01:01:09,458 --> 01:01:13,250 OKAY, BE BACK TO GET YOU 1759 01:01:13,333 --> 01:01:13,750 CLOTHES 1760 01:01:13,333 --> 01:01:13,750 ARE ACROSS THE HALL. 1761 01:01:13,833 --> 01:01:15,792 GOOD LUCK. 1762 01:01:23,292 --> 01:01:25,542 ( keys jingling ) 1763 01:01:49,167 --> 01:01:51,375 YOU DON'T SEE ME, 1764 01:01:49,167 --> 01:01:51,375 DO YOU, SCULLY? 1765 01:01:51,458 --> 01:01:52,667 NO, FRITZ. 1766 01:01:54,917 --> 01:01:58,292 Fritz: 1767 01:01:54,917 --> 01:01:58,292 COME OUT HERE NOW. 1768 01:02:02,375 --> 01:02:04,417 TAKE A GOOD LOOK. 1769 01:02:05,875 --> 01:02:08,792 I HAVE TO DO A LOT OF THINGS 1770 01:02:05,875 --> 01:02:08,792 I DON'T LIKE IN THIS JOB. 1771 01:02:08,875 --> 01:02:10,750 I DON'T MIND THAT SO MUCH. 1772 01:02:10,833 --> 01:02:14,625 COME DOWNSTAIRS, 1773 01:02:10,833 --> 01:02:14,625 IF HIS OLD MAN WOULD 1774 01:02:10,833 --> 01:02:14,625 AS A MATTER OF FACT, 1775 01:02:14,708 --> 01:02:18,042 YOU'D GET INTO IT 1776 01:02:14,708 --> 01:02:18,042 LIKE HIM. 1777 01:02:19,250 --> 01:02:22,458 NOW I DON'T KNOW WHAT 1778 01:02:19,250 --> 01:02:22,458 YOUR CONNECTION IS 1779 01:02:19,250 --> 01:02:22,458 WITH THAT NUT, 1780 01:02:22,542 --> 01:02:25,125 BUT IF YOU KNOW 1781 01:02:22,542 --> 01:02:25,125 ANYTHING ABOUT A BUNCH 1782 01:02:22,542 --> 01:02:25,125 OF HUNDRED-DOLLAR BILLS 1783 01:02:25,208 --> 01:02:26,542 YOU BETTER 1784 01:02:25,208 --> 01:02:26,542 START TALKIN'. 1785 01:02:29,250 --> 01:02:30,583 I DID A LITTLE CHECKING. 1786 01:02:30,667 --> 01:02:32,458 I DON'T KNOW 1787 01:02:30,667 --> 01:02:32,458 WHAT YOU'VE HEARD, 1788 01:02:32,542 --> 01:02:34,500 WAS A PETTY CROOK. 1789 01:02:32,542 --> 01:02:34,500 BUT YOUR OLD MAN 1790 01:02:34,583 --> 01:02:36,708 THEY DIDN'T SHOOT HIM 1791 01:02:34,583 --> 01:02:36,708 IN HERE, YOU KNOW. 1792 01:02:36,792 --> 01:02:37,750 HE GOT AS FAR 1793 01:02:36,792 --> 01:02:37,750 AS THE KITCHEN, 1794 01:02:37,833 --> 01:02:39,875 WHICH ISN'T BAD 1795 01:02:37,833 --> 01:02:39,875 FOR A COUNTRY BOY. 1796 01:02:39,958 --> 01:02:43,375 BUT DON'T YOU 1797 01:02:39,958 --> 01:02:43,375 EVEN TRY TO ESCAPE. 1798 01:02:43,458 --> 01:02:45,542 IN A LITTLE WHILE, 1799 01:02:43,458 --> 01:02:45,542 THE REPORTERS WILL BE BACK 1800 01:02:45,625 --> 01:02:47,667 TO TAKE YOUR PICTURE 1801 01:02:45,625 --> 01:02:47,667 AND WRITE DOWN YOUR COMMENTS 1802 01:02:47,750 --> 01:02:50,042 ON THE VIRTUES 1803 01:02:47,750 --> 01:02:50,042 OF BRAGGING. 1804 01:02:51,417 --> 01:02:52,917 THINK ABOUT 1805 01:02:51,417 --> 01:02:52,917 HUNDRED-DOLLAR BILLS. 1806 01:03:17,625 --> 01:03:20,500 - ( cell door closes ) 1807 01:03:17,625 --> 01:03:20,500 - ( man whistling ) 1808 01:04:18,292 --> 01:04:20,167 IT SAYS YOU'RE 1809 01:04:18,292 --> 01:04:20,167 SUPPOSED TO SIGN THIS. 1810 01:04:21,500 --> 01:04:24,417 Guard #1: 1811 01:04:21,500 --> 01:04:24,417 YOU EVER HAVE ANYBODY TRY 1812 01:04:21,500 --> 01:04:24,417 TO BREAK OUT OF HERE? 1813 01:04:24,500 --> 01:04:24,958 Guard #2: 1814 01:04:24,500 --> 01:04:24,958 OH, YEAH, GUYS TRY 1815 01:04:24,500 --> 01:04:24,958 TO GET OUT ALL THE TIME. 1816 01:04:25,042 --> 01:04:27,792 HOW FAR DO THEY GET? 1817 01:04:34,375 --> 01:04:37,792 ( people chattering ) 1818 01:05:07,375 --> 01:05:10,542 ( rattling ) 1819 01:05:55,542 --> 01:05:57,625 ( lock rattles, clicks ) 1820 01:06:08,333 --> 01:06:11,625 COMIN' BACK IN A FEW MINUTES. 1821 01:06:08,333 --> 01:06:11,625 COME ON, I GOT REPORTERS 1822 01:06:08,333 --> 01:06:11,625 Danny: 1823 01:06:15,458 --> 01:06:16,875 SHH. 1824 01:06:23,292 --> 01:06:25,667 - ( people chattering ) 1825 01:06:23,292 --> 01:06:25,667 - ( keys jingling ) 1826 01:06:42,583 --> 01:06:44,542 OKAY, COME ON. 1827 01:06:44,625 --> 01:06:46,667 ( cell door rumbles, clangs ) 1828 01:06:50,333 --> 01:06:52,042 IN HERE. 1829 01:06:50,333 --> 01:06:52,042 OKAY, YOU'LL BE SAFE 1830 01:06:52,125 --> 01:06:55,458 IT'LL BE 1831 01:06:52,125 --> 01:06:55,458 IN ALL THE PAPERS. 1832 01:07:05,125 --> 01:07:09,333 BOY, ARE THEY GONNA BE 1833 01:07:05,125 --> 01:07:09,333 SURPRISED TO FIND YOU IN HERE. 1834 01:07:13,042 --> 01:07:15,083 ( keys jingling ) 1835 01:07:18,875 --> 01:07:20,792 ( cell door rumbles ) 1836 01:07:34,875 --> 01:07:36,042 ( cell door rumbles ) 1837 01:07:50,875 --> 01:07:52,542 ( cell door rumbles ) 1838 01:09:34,292 --> 01:09:37,208 ( alarm bell ringing ) 1839 01:12:14,458 --> 01:12:19,083 ( door clanging ) 1840 01:12:19,167 --> 01:12:21,833 ( phone ringing ) 1841 01:12:30,542 --> 01:12:34,292 - I GOT THE KEYS. 1842 01:12:30,542 --> 01:12:34,292 - Fritz: YEAH, LET'S 1843 01:12:30,542 --> 01:12:34,292 GET THIS OVER WITH. 1844 01:12:38,833 --> 01:12:41,958 - DID YOU FIND THE WALLET YET? 1845 01:12:38,833 --> 01:12:41,958 - NO, SIR. 1846 01:12:42,042 --> 01:12:43,542 - WHAT ABOUT THE KID? 1847 01:12:42,042 --> 01:12:43,542 - WE GOT HIM LOCKED UP. 1848 01:12:43,625 --> 01:12:48,583 I TELL YOU WHAT, AL, YOU TELL 1849 01:12:43,625 --> 01:12:48,583 FRITZ TO SEND SOMEONE OVER 1850 01:12:48,667 --> 01:12:52,250 - TO STU'S APARTMENT 1851 01:12:48,667 --> 01:12:52,250 AND LOOK FOR IT. 1852 01:12:48,667 --> 01:12:52,250 - UM, OKAY. 1853 01:12:52,333 --> 01:12:55,625 DO WHATEVER YOU HAVE 1854 01:12:52,333 --> 01:12:55,625 TO DO TO FIND IT. 1855 01:12:56,458 --> 01:12:58,417 GOOD NIGHT, SIR. 1856 01:12:56,458 --> 01:12:58,417 WE'LL TAKE CARE OF IT. 1857 01:12:58,500 --> 01:13:01,250 GOOD NIGHT. 1858 01:12:58,500 --> 01:13:01,250 SEE YOU TOMORROW. 1859 01:13:14,167 --> 01:13:16,458 ( elevator gears whirring ) 1860 01:13:22,333 --> 01:13:23,583 ( door creaks ) 1861 01:13:27,458 --> 01:13:30,125 ( clock ticking ) 1862 01:13:31,042 --> 01:13:33,542 ( police siren blaring 1863 01:13:31,042 --> 01:13:33,542 in distance ) 1864 01:13:33,625 --> 01:13:37,667 ( thunder rumbling ) 1865 01:14:23,625 --> 01:14:28,750 ( light clicking ) 1866 01:14:44,167 --> 01:14:46,750 ( light clicking ) 1867 01:14:55,292 --> 01:14:56,500 ( thunder rumbling ) 1868 01:15:08,333 --> 01:15:09,667 ( clicking ) 1869 01:15:21,625 --> 01:15:23,583 ( door rattling ) 1870 01:15:23,667 --> 01:15:27,417 ( door creaks ) 1871 01:15:27,500 --> 01:15:30,250 ( footsteps approaching ) 1872 01:15:33,667 --> 01:15:37,792 - ( doorknob rattling ) 1873 01:15:33,667 --> 01:15:37,792 - Man #1: UH-OH. 1874 01:15:39,000 --> 01:15:42,083 Man #1: 1875 01:15:39,000 --> 01:15:42,083 OH BOY, NOW WHAT? 1876 01:15:42,167 --> 01:15:43,542 - ( doorknob rattles ) 1877 01:15:42,167 --> 01:15:43,542 - Man #2: WELL, I DON'T KNOW. 1878 01:15:43,625 --> 01:15:48,458 - I DON'T HAVE THE KEY. 1879 01:15:43,625 --> 01:15:48,458 - Man #1: WELL, FRITZ'LL 1880 01:15:43,625 --> 01:15:48,458 HAVE IT. 1881 01:15:48,542 --> 01:15:50,333 COME ON. 1882 01:15:50,417 --> 01:15:53,000 ( door closes ) 1883 01:15:59,917 --> 01:16:01,125 ( clicks ) 1884 01:16:02,875 --> 01:16:03,583 ( clicking ) 1885 01:17:32,583 --> 01:17:34,417 ( steam hissing ) 1886 01:17:34,500 --> 01:17:36,542 ( car honks overhead ) 1887 01:17:36,625 --> 01:17:38,542 ( manhole cover clangs ) 1888 01:17:38,625 --> 01:17:41,375 ( thunder rumbling ) 1889 01:18:13,000 --> 01:18:15,375 ( car horn blares ) 1890 01:18:35,708 --> 01:18:37,583 - ( lounge music playing ) 1891 01:18:35,708 --> 01:18:37,583 - ( applause ) 1892 01:18:39,500 --> 01:18:44,208 ( Burke performing 1893 01:18:39,500 --> 01:18:44,208 in distance ) 1894 01:19:06,667 --> 01:19:09,458 ( applause ) 1895 01:19:09,542 --> 01:19:11,708 Burke: 1896 01:19:09,542 --> 01:19:11,708 AND NOW WHAT AM I HOLDING UP-- 1897 01:19:09,542 --> 01:19:11,708 ASIDE FROM THE SHOW? 1898 01:19:11,792 --> 01:19:14,417 Sibyl: 1899 01:19:11,792 --> 01:19:14,417 THE SEVEN OF DIAMONDS. 1900 01:19:14,500 --> 01:19:17,542 AH, YES. 1901 01:19:17,625 --> 01:19:20,375 NOW WOULD YOU LIKE TO SAY 1902 01:19:17,625 --> 01:19:20,375 A NICE GOOD NIGHT 1903 01:19:17,625 --> 01:19:20,375 TO THE AUDIENCE? 1904 01:19:20,458 --> 01:19:22,417 Sibyl: 1905 01:19:20,458 --> 01:19:22,417 GOOD NIGHT, EVERYBODY. 1906 01:19:24,833 --> 01:19:27,500 NOW, MY DEAR, 1907 01:19:27,583 --> 01:19:29,667 SHALL WE SHOW THEM 1908 01:19:27,583 --> 01:19:29,667 OUR SECRET? 1909 01:19:29,750 --> 01:19:30,875 YES. 1910 01:19:35,583 --> 01:19:38,458 Burke: 1911 01:19:35,583 --> 01:19:38,458 I'VE BEEN TRYING TO KEEP HER 1912 01:19:35,583 --> 01:19:38,458 UNDER WRAPS FOR YEARS. 1913 01:19:38,542 --> 01:19:40,458 ( laughter ) 1914 01:19:40,542 --> 01:19:43,000 Burke: 1915 01:19:40,542 --> 01:19:43,000 SOME PEOPLE MAY BE SHOCKED 1916 01:19:43,083 --> 01:19:43,958 BY MY WIFE'S 1917 01:19:43,083 --> 01:19:43,958 REAL APPEARANCE. 1918 01:19:44,042 --> 01:19:45,792 AND AFTER TONIGHT'S 1919 01:19:44,042 --> 01:19:45,792 PERFORMANCE, 1920 01:19:45,875 --> 01:19:50,667 I DON'T THINK ANYONE WOULD BE 1921 01:19:45,875 --> 01:19:50,667 PARTICULARLY SURPRISED. 1922 01:19:50,750 --> 01:19:53,292 ( drumroll, cymbal crash ) 1923 01:19:53,375 --> 01:19:56,500 ( applause ) 1924 01:19:57,542 --> 01:19:59,417 Sibyl: 1925 01:19:57,542 --> 01:19:59,417 DANNY... 1926 01:19:59,500 --> 01:20:01,583 WATCH OUT FOR STU. 1927 01:20:02,042 --> 01:20:05,375 GOODBYE, DANNY. 1928 01:20:05,458 --> 01:20:07,542 Burke: 1929 01:20:05,458 --> 01:20:07,542 THE AMAZING SIBYL! 1930 01:20:07,625 --> 01:20:10,375 ( drumroll, cymbal crash ) 1931 01:20:10,458 --> 01:20:12,708 ( door closes ) 1932 01:20:15,625 --> 01:20:16,833 ( water trickling ) 1933 01:20:42,708 --> 01:20:44,583 ( whispers ) 1934 01:20:42,708 --> 01:20:44,583 WAKE UP. 1935 01:21:02,667 --> 01:21:04,417 YOU PUT THE WALLET 1936 01:21:02,667 --> 01:21:04,417 IN THE SAFE? 1937 01:21:04,500 --> 01:21:06,125 UH-HUH. 1938 01:21:08,875 --> 01:21:12,583 YOU REALLY DID IT. 1939 01:21:12,667 --> 01:21:14,583 I DON'T KNOW 1940 01:21:12,667 --> 01:21:14,583 HOW YOU DID IT... 1941 01:21:15,458 --> 01:21:19,208 - BUT YOU DID IT. 1942 01:21:15,458 --> 01:21:19,208 - ( chuckles ) 1943 01:21:21,708 --> 01:21:24,083 LOOK WHAT YOUR DAD 1944 01:21:21,708 --> 01:21:24,083 DID TO YOUR APARTMENT. 1945 01:21:28,542 --> 01:21:31,167 I LOOKED. 1946 01:21:45,417 --> 01:21:47,917 WHAT'S A COUPLE OF SHINERS 1947 01:21:45,417 --> 01:21:47,917 BETWEEN FRIENDS? 1948 01:21:53,500 --> 01:21:55,583 I KEPT MY EYES OPEN 1949 01:21:53,500 --> 01:21:55,583 AND DID MORE OR LESS 1950 01:21:55,667 --> 01:21:57,500 EXACTLY 1951 01:21:55,667 --> 01:21:57,500 WHAT YOU TOLD ME TO. 1952 01:21:57,583 --> 01:21:58,958 HMM. 1953 01:21:59,042 --> 01:22:03,000 I FIGURE YOU OWE ME 1954 01:21:59,042 --> 01:22:03,000 80 BUCKS, 1955 01:22:03,083 --> 01:22:06,458 WHATEVER TIME IT IS. 1956 01:22:08,500 --> 01:22:11,250 ( laughs ) 1957 01:22:08,500 --> 01:22:11,250 YEAH. 1958 01:22:12,625 --> 01:22:14,458 DID I TELL YOU 1959 01:22:12,625 --> 01:22:14,458 TO CALL THE COPS? 1960 01:22:14,542 --> 01:22:16,750 HMM? 1961 01:22:16,833 --> 01:22:20,625 DID I TELL YOU 1962 01:22:16,833 --> 01:22:20,625 TO CALL THE COPS? 1963 01:22:20,708 --> 01:22:22,458 NO, BUT... 1964 01:22:22,542 --> 01:22:24,500 WHO ELSE WAS GONNA DO IT, 1965 01:22:22,542 --> 01:22:24,500 THE HUMANE SOCIETY? 1966 01:22:24,583 --> 01:22:26,125 DON'T USE MY OWN JOKES 1967 01:22:24,583 --> 01:22:26,125 ON ME, KID. 1968 01:22:26,208 --> 01:22:29,417 NO, IT'S BAD MANNERS. 1969 01:22:29,500 --> 01:22:31,000 BAD BAD MANNERS. 1970 01:22:41,417 --> 01:22:42,500 ( metal clangs ) 1971 01:22:42,583 --> 01:22:46,500 I DIDN'T WANT TO TURN HIM IN. 1972 01:22:42,583 --> 01:22:46,500 IT WAS JUST A GAME. 1973 01:23:42,542 --> 01:23:44,750 ( scraping ) 1974 01:23:44,833 --> 01:23:46,750 ( clanging ) 1975 01:23:46,833 --> 01:23:50,583 ( scrapes, clangs ) 1976 01:24:07,542 --> 01:24:10,708 ( scrapes, clangs ) 1977 01:24:11,958 --> 01:24:14,750 ( clanging ) 1978 01:24:17,750 --> 01:24:20,542 ( dog barking ) 1979 01:25:22,917 --> 01:25:25,000 I DID IT 1980 01:25:22,917 --> 01:25:25,000 BECAUSE I COULD DO IT 1981 01:25:25,083 --> 01:25:26,208 AND NOBODY ELSE COULD! 1982 01:25:26,292 --> 01:25:29,792 YOU DID IT FOR ME, 1983 01:25:26,292 --> 01:25:29,792 YOU LITTLE CREEP? 1984 01:25:29,875 --> 01:25:31,208 NOW THEY WON'T GIVE HIM 1985 01:25:29,875 --> 01:25:31,208 HIS BOOZE, 1986 01:25:31,292 --> 01:25:34,875 CIGARS 1987 01:25:31,292 --> 01:25:34,875 AND WHIPPING BOYS. 1988 01:25:34,958 --> 01:25:36,833 YOU DID IT! 1989 01:25:36,917 --> 01:25:38,667 AND I'M GONNA 1990 01:25:36,917 --> 01:25:38,667 CUT YOU UP. 1991 01:25:38,750 --> 01:25:40,917 YEAH WELL, 1992 01:25:38,750 --> 01:25:40,917 YOU WANTED TO, 1993 01:25:38,750 --> 01:25:40,917 BUT YOU COULDN'T. 1994 01:25:41,000 --> 01:25:43,875 YEAH, I WANTED TO DO IT. 1995 01:25:41,000 --> 01:25:43,875 HE'S MY FATHER. 1996 01:25:44,750 --> 01:25:47,708 YOU KILL YOUR FATHER 1997 01:25:44,750 --> 01:25:47,708 AND I'LL KILL MINE. 1998 01:25:48,917 --> 01:25:51,958 ( police siren 1999 01:25:48,917 --> 01:25:51,958 blaring in distance ) 2000 01:26:01,500 --> 01:26:03,542 YOU'RE A GOOD BOY. 2001 01:26:05,208 --> 01:26:08,500 YOU'VE GOT TALENT 2002 01:26:08,583 --> 01:26:11,250 AND YOU DID DO SOME OF 2003 01:26:08,583 --> 01:26:11,250 THE THINGS THAT I ASKED YOU TO. 2004 01:26:14,583 --> 01:26:16,208 POTENTIALLY 2005 01:26:14,583 --> 01:26:16,208 YOU'RE A PHENOMENON. 2006 01:26:20,333 --> 01:26:24,083 ARE YOU STILL 2007 01:26:20,333 --> 01:26:24,083 MY EMPLOYEE? 2008 01:26:24,167 --> 01:26:26,958 ARE YOU? 2009 01:26:27,042 --> 01:26:28,958 I DON'T WANT 2010 01:26:27,042 --> 01:26:28,958 TO GET SLICED UP. 2011 01:26:29,042 --> 01:26:32,708 OH, I JUST GET MAD 2012 01:26:29,042 --> 01:26:32,708 SOMETIMES, YOU KNOW? 2013 01:26:33,708 --> 01:26:35,542 I WASN'T REALLY 2014 01:26:33,708 --> 01:26:35,542 GONNA HURT YOU. 2015 01:26:35,625 --> 01:26:37,792 I JUST WANTED 2016 01:26:35,625 --> 01:26:37,792 TO SCARE YOU A LITTLE BIT. 2017 01:26:37,875 --> 01:26:39,292 YEAH WELL, YOU MANAGED 2018 01:26:37,875 --> 01:26:39,292 THAT JUST FINE. 2019 01:26:39,375 --> 01:26:41,292 YEAH. 2020 01:26:41,375 --> 01:26:44,333 DIDN'T I? 2021 01:26:41,375 --> 01:26:44,333 YEAH, I SURE DID, 2022 01:26:46,458 --> 01:26:48,333 HERE... 2023 01:26:54,667 --> 01:26:56,292 HERE'S THE MONEY 2024 01:26:54,667 --> 01:26:56,292 I OWE YOU. 2025 01:27:00,500 --> 01:27:04,583 NOW COME ON OUT 2026 01:27:00,500 --> 01:27:04,583 AND GET A BONUS. 2027 01:27:08,375 --> 01:27:10,958 I'M GONNA GET MY CAR 2028 01:27:11,042 --> 01:27:13,417 AND I'M GONNA KNOCK THIS BOX 2029 01:27:11,042 --> 01:27:13,417 INTO THE NEXT PRECINCT. 2030 01:27:13,500 --> 01:27:15,958 THAT'S A FEDERAL OFFENSE! 2031 01:27:16,042 --> 01:27:19,125 Stu: 2032 01:27:16,042 --> 01:27:19,125 YOU'RE A FEDERAL 2033 01:27:16,042 --> 01:27:19,125 OFFENSE IF I EVER-- 2034 01:27:21,625 --> 01:27:24,708 HOW IS MY OLD MAN 2035 01:27:21,625 --> 01:27:24,708 EVER GONNA FORGIVE ME NOW? 2036 01:27:33,917 --> 01:27:34,333 ( gasps ) 2037 01:27:34,417 --> 01:27:37,125 OUCH. 2038 01:27:48,208 --> 01:27:50,042 HI. 2039 01:27:50,125 --> 01:27:53,000 - YOU HAVING A LITTLE TROUBLE? 2040 01:27:50,125 --> 01:27:53,000 - NO. 2041 01:27:53,083 --> 01:27:54,625 YOU DROP SOMETHING 2042 01:27:53,083 --> 01:27:54,625 IN THERE? 2043 01:27:54,708 --> 01:27:56,208 I JUST MAILED A LETTER. 2044 01:27:56,292 --> 01:27:58,292 A LET-- THAT WASN'T 2045 01:27:56,292 --> 01:27:58,292 ANY LETTER. 2046 01:27:58,375 --> 01:28:00,792 TO MY MOTHER. 2047 01:28:02,583 --> 01:28:05,667 HAVING A LITTLE TALK 2048 01:28:02,583 --> 01:28:05,667 WITH SOMEBODY, HUH? 2049 01:28:05,750 --> 01:28:07,875 ( sighs ) 2050 01:28:05,750 --> 01:28:07,875 WHAT'S YOUR 2051 01:28:05,750 --> 01:28:07,875 NUMBER, OFFICER? 2052 01:28:07,958 --> 01:28:09,625 I DON'T BELIEVE 2053 01:28:07,958 --> 01:28:09,625 I'VE SEEN YOU BEFORE. 2054 01:28:09,708 --> 01:28:11,875 BE POLITE THIS TIME 2055 01:28:09,708 --> 01:28:11,875 OF THE MORNING, 2056 01:28:11,958 --> 01:28:15,583 BECAUSE IF YOU GET WISE, 2057 01:28:11,958 --> 01:28:15,583 I'LL SHUT THAT OTHER EYE 2058 01:28:11,958 --> 01:28:15,583 FOR YOU. 2059 01:28:15,667 --> 01:28:19,667 ALL RIGHT, 2060 01:28:15,667 --> 01:28:19,667 YOU'RE NOT GOING 2061 01:28:15,667 --> 01:28:19,667 TO BELIEVE THIS. 2062 01:28:19,750 --> 01:28:23,042 THERE'S A KID 2063 01:28:19,750 --> 01:28:23,042 IN THE BOX. 2064 01:28:23,125 --> 01:28:24,375 IN HERE? 2065 01:28:24,458 --> 01:28:28,542 THAT'S RIGHT. 2066 01:28:24,458 --> 01:28:28,542 OPEN IT IF YOU 2067 01:28:24,458 --> 01:28:28,542 DON'T BELIEVE ME. 2068 01:28:28,625 --> 01:28:29,500 YOU PUT A BABY IN THERE? 2069 01:28:29,583 --> 01:28:32,292 A BABY IN THERE. 2070 01:28:29,583 --> 01:28:32,292 NO, I DIDN'T PUT 2071 01:28:29,583 --> 01:28:32,292 Stu: 2072 01:28:32,375 --> 01:28:36,542 - ( knocking ) 2073 01:28:32,375 --> 01:28:36,542 - DANNY? HEY, DANNY, 2074 01:28:32,375 --> 01:28:36,542 WILL YOU SAY SOMETHING? 2075 01:28:36,625 --> 01:28:39,375 DANNY? I TELL YOU, 2076 01:28:36,625 --> 01:28:39,375 THERE'S A KID IN THE MAILBOX. 2077 01:28:39,458 --> 01:28:41,375 HE OPENED IT AND GOT IN 2078 01:28:41,458 --> 01:28:45,042 AND HE'S WANTED BY YOUR GODDAMN 2079 01:28:41,458 --> 01:28:45,042 CHIEF OF DETECTIVES. 2080 01:28:45,125 --> 01:28:46,375 - ( scuffling ) 2081 01:28:45,125 --> 01:28:46,375 - Stu: OH HEY. 2082 01:28:45,125 --> 01:28:46,375 YOU CAN'T DO THAT! 2083 01:28:46,458 --> 01:28:49,250 HEY, WAIT A MINUTE! 2084 01:28:46,458 --> 01:28:49,250 DON'T YOU KNOW WHO-- HEY! 2085 01:28:49,333 --> 01:28:51,333 DON'T YOU KNOW WHO I-- 2086 01:28:51,417 --> 01:28:53,833 OKAY!OW! 2087 01:28:53,917 --> 01:28:55,583 - WHAT? 2088 01:28:53,917 --> 01:28:55,583 - ALL RIGHT, OKAY. 2089 01:28:55,667 --> 01:28:57,417 ALL RIGHT. 2090 01:28:57,500 --> 01:29:01,083 - STAY STILL.STAY STILL. 2091 01:28:57,500 --> 01:29:01,083 - OKAY, I'M STILL. 2092 01:29:01,167 --> 01:29:04,083 I'M STILL. 2093 01:29:01,167 --> 01:29:04,083 DON'T YOU SEE 2094 01:29:01,167 --> 01:29:04,083 I'M HOLDING STILL? 2095 01:29:04,167 --> 01:29:06,208 WHAT DO YOU WANT 2096 01:29:04,167 --> 01:29:06,208 TO DO THAT FOR? 2097 01:29:06,292 --> 01:29:09,125 - STAY STILL. 2098 01:29:06,292 --> 01:29:09,125 - OKAY OKAY. 2099 01:29:09,208 --> 01:29:11,417 DON'T YOU READ THE PAPERS? 2100 01:29:09,208 --> 01:29:11,417 KEEP UP, FOR GOD'S SAKE. 2101 01:29:11,500 --> 01:29:13,375 I'M FAMOUS FOR 2102 01:29:11,500 --> 01:29:13,375 BEING THE WRONG GUY. 2103 01:29:13,458 --> 01:29:15,458 ( laughs ) 2104 01:29:15,542 --> 01:29:18,375 IN THE MAILBOX. 2105 01:29:15,542 --> 01:29:18,375 I TELL YOU, 2106 01:29:15,542 --> 01:29:18,375 THERE'S A KID 2107 01:29:18,458 --> 01:29:21,625 - IN HERE? 2108 01:29:18,458 --> 01:29:21,625 - YEAH. 2109 01:29:21,917 --> 01:29:23,458 COME ON. 2110 01:29:26,833 --> 01:29:29,042 COME ON. 2111 01:29:34,375 --> 01:29:37,042 ( car door opens ) 2112 01:29:37,125 --> 01:29:38,417 Stu: 2113 01:29:37,125 --> 01:29:38,417 GOOD NIGHT, DANNY BOY. 2114 01:29:38,500 --> 01:29:40,417 ( car door closes ) 2115 01:29:42,458 --> 01:29:45,917 ( car door opens, closes ) 2116 01:29:46,542 --> 01:29:49,958 ( car engine starts ) 2117 01:29:50,042 --> 01:29:53,958 ( car drives off ) 2118 01:30:01,042 --> 01:30:02,792 ( thumps ) 2119 01:30:49,917 --> 01:30:52,792 ( classical score playing ) 113417