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♪ Born on the wrong end
Of the leash ♪
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-♪ He was a dreamer ♪
-♪ And a little schemer ♪
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♪ A nutty mutt living a dog's life ♪
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♪ But when he'd hear the bell for school ♪
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♪ He'd start to drool ♪
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-♪ One day he says ♪
-♪ I'll take a chance ♪
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♪ Trades his leash
For a pair of pants ♪
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♪ In a glance, school becomes
His favorite pastime ♪
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♪ I have buried a bone
For the last time ♪
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-♪ He says ♪
-♪ I want to be a boy ♪
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♪ Ooh, he's bad ♪
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♪ He's so over just being rover ♪
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♪ I gotta be a boy ♪
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♪ He says he's just gonna be a boy ♪
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♪ Turns out he's a regular Einstein ♪
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♪ And Leonard is treading a fine line ♪
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Why can't I be a normal kid
like any other?
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Now, doodle bug, listen to mother.
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♪ I want to be a boy ♪
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I hate dogs.
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♪ I gotta be a boy ♪
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♪ This power pup's gonna be a boy ♪
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I do not wish to be a dog.
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♪ Now this bowser's ready for trousers ♪
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♪ I got to be a boy ♪
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♪ His nose is wet but you can bet ♪
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♪ This teacher's pet is gonna be a boy ♪
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Yes!
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[alarm ringing]
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[snoring]
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Aah!
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[whimpering]
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[whimpering]
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Okay, the coast is clear!
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[whimpering]
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[conga music playing]
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Are we good or what?
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Okey-dokey, don't be pokey.
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Who's got on their thinking cap today?
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Don't you guys at least want
to take a crack at it?
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It's one minute to recess!
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[sighs] All right.
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♪ It's a bird,
It's a plane ♪
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♪ It's Scott Leadready
To the rescue ♪
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Uh...
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Hmm.
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Oh, I see. You just, uh...No.
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Oh, well --no. That's not it.
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Aha!
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What you ought to do --no.
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No. No.
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Oh, Scott, honey, it's okay
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if you don't get the answer lickety-split.
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I knew it would be, that's why I didn't.
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Okay, recess time --let's go!
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[all cheer]
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Unh-unh-unh. The bell hasn't rung yet.
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So, class, when we see a big
old brain-buster like this,
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what we want to do is simply break it down
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with our mathematical order of operations,
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or "Please Excuse My Dear Aunt Sally."
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Fine, great, she's excused.
Can we go now?
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Oh, bless your little heart. Ha ha!
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No.
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"Please Excuse My Dear Aunt Sally"
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is a memory-booster-rooster.
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The first letter of each word
helps us know
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which math operation to do when.
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Parenthesis, exponent,
multiplication, division,
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addition, subtraction.
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Ha ha ha. Pretty snazzy, huh?
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[all] Snazzy.
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Oh, you. Go to recess already.
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[all] Yay!
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Oh, wait, wait, before you leave,
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I've been asked to make
one brief announcement.
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Oh, well, I guess it can wait.
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It's just about the new skateboard park.
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-Skateboard park?
-Skateboard park?
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Well, jeepers, now that we've got focus,
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perhaps I should return
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to the mathematical order of operations.
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[all] Oh!
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Psych! Ha ha ha!
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Now, about the skateboard park --
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okay. Now, our mayor
has asked us to select
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one student representative to speak
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for all you boys and girls
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at tomorrow's city council meeting
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on the issue of whether or not
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there should be a mathematical
order of operations.
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[all] Oh!
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Skateboard park.
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Ha ha ha! It really
is an amazing phenomenon.
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Dudes, I, like, think, like,
I should, like, be the one
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to talk at that, like,
council-meeting thingy tomorrow
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'cause, like, i'm, like,
the best skater.
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Yeah, but you can't, like, talk.
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I, on the other hand, am often commended
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on my excellent diction and elocution.
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But you can't... Like, skate.
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Me, me, please.
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No, it should be me.
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Oh, man, we've wasted our whole
recess picking someone,
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and we haven't even picked them yet.
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We could draw straws.
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Flip a coin!
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Rock, paper, scissors.
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Eeny, meeny, miney, moe.
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Great gobs of gopher guts, people.
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This isn't rocket science.
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1, 2, 3...Not it!
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Definitely not rocket science.
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We simply have to make a decision here.
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Alexander the Great, Abraham Lincoln,
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Harry S. Truman, Joan of Arc --
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little Joanie with the voices
in her noggin --
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they all changed our world --and why?
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Because they weren't afraid
to make the tough decision
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at crunch time.
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Cool. Can we get one of them?
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Tyler, next time we have history,
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pay attention!
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The point is,
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to quote postmodern existential
philosopher Jean-Paul Sartre,
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"we are our decisions."
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Okay, can we get him?
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[sighs] Give me strength.
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Guys, I'm gonna make this
as easy as I can.
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You need a speaker, my friends.
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I said, a speaker with a spark.
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♪ To sell that city council
On a skateboard park ♪
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♪ And he's got to have wit,
Verve, a steely nerve ♪
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♪ The will to win
And a mind to serve ♪
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♪ That's serve with an "s" ♪
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♪ And, yes, that stands for Scott ♪
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♪ Yes, I'm your man,
You bet I can ♪
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♪ 'Cause I've got wit,
Verve, and nerve ♪
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♪ And bite and plenty of bark ♪
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♪ You bet your bottom ♪
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♪ If anyone will get
That skateboard park ♪
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♪ It's Scott ♪
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♪ Follow me, friends,
I'll get us that park ♪
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♪ For all us kids forever ♪
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♪ Great Scott ♪
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♪ S-c-o-t-t, great Scott ♪
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Whoa!
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I'm not so great at stopping this...
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Thing.
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Well, well, well, if it ain't the dog
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formerly known as Spot.
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Break out the liver munchies.
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Really, Moe? The munchies, Moe?
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Arf!
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I was being ironic, you dumb schnauzer.
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He's a traitor. Sic him!
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[srowling]
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Oh, guys, guys, take it easy.
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I-I'm still one of you. Look!
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[all snarling]
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[gasps] See? 100% pure canine.
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Uh, I mean...
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See? No pants. I'm a doggy.
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[nervously] Ha ha ha.
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Uh...woof!
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Hey, that's not a real bark.
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That's just a people word --w-o-o-f.
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Get him!
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Oh! Don't do this to me, Moe.
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Whatever it is you're gonna do
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that I don't even want to think about --
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and I hope the thing I thought
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before I made myself stop thinking
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because it's too awful to think about
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isn't what you're thinking about.
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Ha! Got you! Ancient Tibetan
confusion technique.
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Hey, he thinks he can confuse us
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just because we're a bunch of dumb dogs.
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Get him again!
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Yeah, but if he was thinking
what he thought he thought,
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then what was he thinking
he thought when he thought it?
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Oh, for the love of food, will you?
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Those ancient Tibetans,
they're full of techniques.
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Now say you're sorry for attacking me.
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Okay, I'm sorry, Spot.
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I guess we're just having a bad day.
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Oh, really, Moe? What's the matter?
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Ha! I guess you can teach an old dog
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new ancient Tibetan tricks, huh?
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What's the matter, Spot,
is that we just heard
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they're planning
to tear down the dog park.
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[gasps] The dog park? Our dog park?
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Oh, that beautiful enchanted land
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of puppyhood memories and fun --
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the wind in your ears,
the smells in your nose,
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the air in your tongue,
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the glorious throwing and fetching place
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where a hound can run
and roll free and happy
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in the grass and dirt...
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And whatever else is on the ground.
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[all whistle]
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Did I mention the smells?
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They can't take away our dog park!
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It's a living monument
to furry freedom and joy.
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We must save it for ourselves,
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for our children,
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for our children's children!
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[murmuring]
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Oh, uh, all right.
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Well, uh, for the children
of those who haven't, uh,
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visited the vet.
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[all] Ooh! Ouch!
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It's a sad day for dogs.
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Arf! Amen to that!
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Oh, oh, oh!
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I bet you're talking
about the dog park, huh?
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Just a minute!
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It doesn't have to be a sad day.
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You're right, brother!
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♪ Now, there's a dog, my friends ♪
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♪ A dog that's learned to speak ♪
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♪ A friend that won't roll over
When that city council meets ♪
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♪ And he'll be
In that hall tomorrow ♪
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♪ To save us all from sorrow ♪
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♪ That's sorrow with a great big "S" ♪
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♪ And that stands for Scott --
No, I mean Spot ♪
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-♪ Spot ♪
-♪ Spot ♪
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♪ Now they come in with the chorus ♪
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-♪ Spot ♪
-♪ Spot ♪
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♪ Those humans can't ignore us ♪
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Thataboy, buddy, you show 'em
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they can't tear down our dog park
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just to put up some stupid
skateboard park.
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♪ Oh, I got trouble ♪
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♪ Great Scott ♪
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[humming]
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♪ T-Tighten those trucks ♪
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Oh, man, this is going to be sweet!
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I'm gonna work that new skateboard park.
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Um, Leonard?
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About this, uh, skateboard park thing --
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Hey, look who's here!
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Spot, my man, you're my mellow.
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You the dog!
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Yes. Yes. I the dog.
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And speaking of dogs,
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I just happened to run
into a few of them outside.
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It's gonna be so cool, Spot.
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When everybody sees me
on the brand-new half-pipe,
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ollieing into a 360 flip,
they'll all say,
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"wow, there goes
the best friend of the guy
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who got us the skateboard park."
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[groans] Woe is me.
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What to do, what to do?
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I promised the kids a skateboard park.
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I promised the dogs a dog park.
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Now, no matter which faction I please,
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I'll bitterly disappoint --
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not to mention be hated and reviled
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and possibly torn to shreds by the other.
261
00:12:11,834 --> 00:12:15,544
Oh! Death, where is thy sting?
262
00:12:18,041 --> 00:12:20,081
All right, I may be overreacting,
263
00:12:20,166 --> 00:12:22,496
but it is a bummer.
264
00:12:22,583 --> 00:12:24,173
This is amazingly bad.
265
00:12:24,250 --> 00:12:28,080
Tell me abou it. I've never been on the
horns of such a prickly dilemma.
266
00:12:28,166 --> 00:12:29,416
I'm talking about me.
267
00:12:29,500 --> 00:12:31,880
I've searched every shelf in the pantry.
268
00:12:31,959 --> 00:12:34,249
I think we've run out of wet food.
269
00:12:34,333 --> 00:12:36,253
Oy, him with the wet food again.
270
00:12:36,333 --> 00:12:38,463
You spit on the dry, it's wet!
271
00:12:38,542 --> 00:12:40,172
I've got your answer.
272
00:12:40,250 --> 00:12:42,540
You forget the dogs and the skateboards,
273
00:12:42,625 --> 00:12:45,455
you make the thing a bird sanctuary!
274
00:12:45,542 --> 00:12:47,502
Oh, yeah.
275
00:12:47,583 --> 00:12:51,423
Plenty of fine young ducks
be a-migrating come spring.
276
00:12:51,500 --> 00:12:53,540
Wait for me, baby!
277
00:12:53,625 --> 00:12:55,325
Oh, take a bath!
278
00:12:55,417 --> 00:12:57,287
You're right. Good idea.
279
00:13:00,125 --> 00:13:02,535
Ooh. I needed that.
280
00:13:04,083 --> 00:13:06,133
Wait. I have the solution.
281
00:13:06,208 --> 00:13:08,038
Really, you do? What?
282
00:13:08,125 --> 00:13:09,535
If we set up a cyber account
283
00:13:09,625 --> 00:13:11,415
with one of those pet food
delivery dot-com services,
284
00:13:11,500 --> 00:13:13,790
we'll never run out of wet food again!
285
00:13:13,875 --> 00:13:16,455
If only that brain could be harnessed
286
00:13:16,542 --> 00:13:18,132
for the power of good.
287
00:13:20,333 --> 00:13:22,963
"Spit on the dry." Ha ha ha.
288
00:13:23,041 --> 00:13:24,581
Birds.
289
00:13:24,667 --> 00:13:27,077
Oh, what would Abe Lincoln do
in this predicament?
290
00:13:27,166 --> 00:13:29,916
Oh, sure, he had big fat
armies and hotshot advisers.
291
00:13:30,000 --> 00:13:32,670
You're just a short fuzzy
mutt in borrowed pants.
292
00:13:32,750 --> 00:13:36,130
Mr. Jolly just told me you might ditch
the skateboard park.
293
00:13:36,208 --> 00:13:37,378
What are you thinking?
294
00:13:37,458 --> 00:13:41,078
I don't know what I'm thinking.
I don't know what I stand for.
295
00:13:41,166 --> 00:13:42,746
I don't even know who I am anymore.
296
00:13:42,834 --> 00:13:44,674
I'm Scott!
297
00:13:44,750 --> 00:13:46,040
I'm Spot!
298
00:13:46,125 --> 00:13:46,995
I'm Scott!
299
00:13:47,083 --> 00:13:48,083
I'm Spot!
300
00:13:48,166 --> 00:13:49,326
[all] I'm Sca-pot!
301
00:13:49,417 --> 00:13:50,537
Pi-scot!
302
00:13:50,625 --> 00:13:51,955
I'm Biscotti!
303
00:13:52,041 --> 00:13:54,171
[crying] Stop!
304
00:13:54,250 --> 00:13:56,170
Look, I don't mean to be mean --
305
00:13:56,250 --> 00:13:57,960
Yeah, right, that's what humans say
306
00:13:58,041 --> 00:14:00,751
just before they say
something really mean.
307
00:14:00,834 --> 00:14:03,044
You go, Lenny!
308
00:14:03,125 --> 00:14:05,125
But if you don't choose
the skateboard park,
309
00:14:05,208 --> 00:14:07,958
then maybe that means
you're not really a kid,
310
00:14:08,041 --> 00:14:10,501
and if you're not really a kid,
then I'm sorry,
311
00:14:10,583 --> 00:14:12,503
but maybe you should just stay home
312
00:14:12,583 --> 00:14:13,833
and not go to school.
313
00:14:13,917 --> 00:14:16,377
Oh, he's good.
314
00:14:16,458 --> 00:14:17,708
Gee whiz.
315
00:14:17,792 --> 00:14:20,712
The kid in me totally agrees with him,
316
00:14:20,792 --> 00:14:22,132
but the dog in me...
317
00:14:22,208 --> 00:14:26,328
Can never forget the fun...
318
00:14:26,417 --> 00:14:28,327
The beauty...
319
00:14:28,417 --> 00:14:31,957
The almost unbearable joy
of being a dog in the park.
320
00:14:32,041 --> 00:14:33,881
Oh, fickle capricious world!
321
00:14:33,959 --> 00:14:36,079
What do you want from me?
322
00:14:36,166 --> 00:14:38,456
Well, I can't speak
for the world, little buddy,
323
00:14:38,542 --> 00:14:42,212
but I still like that bird sanctuary.
324
00:14:42,291 --> 00:14:44,171
[barking]
325
00:14:44,250 --> 00:14:46,630
Hey! I took a shot!
326
00:14:48,166 --> 00:14:50,826
[whimpering]
327
00:15:08,083 --> 00:15:09,923
Always remember,
328
00:15:10,000 --> 00:15:13,920
whenever you have a problem
you can't solve...
329
00:15:14,000 --> 00:15:16,000
What?
330
00:15:16,083 --> 00:15:18,173
Someone should've paid
attention in class
331
00:15:18,250 --> 00:15:20,710
and not wanted to run out
to recess so fast!
332
00:15:20,792 --> 00:15:21,832
Heh heh heh!
333
00:15:21,917 --> 00:15:24,917
Hey, I must be dreaming.
334
00:15:28,792 --> 00:15:30,042
[horn honks]
335
00:15:30,166 --> 00:15:31,826
Yep, I'm dreaming.
336
00:15:39,750 --> 00:15:41,170
Oh, wow, Alexander the Great,
337
00:15:41,250 --> 00:15:45,290
Mr. Lincoln, Joan of Arc,
and Harry S Truman --
338
00:15:45,375 --> 00:15:46,415
just who I need!
339
00:15:46,500 --> 00:15:50,250
Tell me, guys, how can I
make a really hard decision?
340
00:15:50,333 --> 00:15:52,793
And, Harry, how come there's no period
341
00:15:52,875 --> 00:15:54,955
after the "S" in your name?
342
00:15:55,083 --> 00:15:56,923
[French accent] Well, pretty dog
343
00:15:57,000 --> 00:15:58,960
who speak like a man,
344
00:15:59,041 --> 00:16:01,921
I shall give you the answer.
345
00:16:02,000 --> 00:16:04,000
Spot! Get up!
346
00:16:04,125 --> 00:16:07,495
Aah! Well, thank you very much.
347
00:16:07,583 --> 00:16:11,713
The maid of Orléans was just
about to give me the answer.
348
00:16:11,792 --> 00:16:14,252
Uh, yeah, tell me about it later.
349
00:16:14,375 --> 00:16:17,495
Now we've got to get you
to that city council meeting
350
00:16:17,583 --> 00:16:19,883
so you can get us our skateboard park.
351
00:16:19,959 --> 00:16:22,579
You are gonna get us a skateboard park,
352
00:16:22,667 --> 00:16:24,377
aren't you, Scott?
353
00:16:24,458 --> 00:16:26,378
[sighs] I guess the kids
354
00:16:26,458 --> 00:16:30,168
would be pretty disappointed if I didn't.
355
00:16:30,291 --> 00:16:32,041
[sniffling]
356
00:16:33,750 --> 00:16:35,790
Well, I just saw the strangest thing.
357
00:16:35,875 --> 00:16:38,955
Our front yard's all filled
with dogs, just sitting there,
358
00:16:39,041 --> 00:16:41,791
staring at the door
as though they're waiting
359
00:16:41,917 --> 00:16:44,457
for someone they love
and trust to come out.
360
00:16:44,583 --> 00:16:45,923
Oh, hello, Scott.
361
00:16:46,000 --> 00:16:49,170
My, don't you look spiffy
for your big speech today.
362
00:16:49,250 --> 00:16:50,880
Well, let's go, boys.
363
00:16:50,959 --> 00:16:52,999
City hall's not gonna come to us.
364
00:16:53,000 --> 00:16:54,500
Ha ha ha.
365
00:17:02,208 --> 00:17:05,168
Stand up, little ones.
366
00:17:05,250 --> 00:17:08,330
Spot Helperman is passing.
367
00:17:08,417 --> 00:17:10,787
♪ Swing low, sweet chariot ♪
368
00:17:13,250 --> 00:17:14,710
I know it's tough, fella,
369
00:17:14,834 --> 00:17:15,964
but just keep telling yourself,
370
00:17:16,041 --> 00:17:18,291
"today, I am a kid."
371
00:17:20,250 --> 00:17:21,630
[crash]
372
00:17:25,750 --> 00:17:27,830
Don't forget my sanctuary, dog-breath!
373
00:17:27,917 --> 00:17:30,997
Ahem.
374
00:17:31,125 --> 00:17:33,875
What? I got a feather
sticking up in the back?
375
00:17:33,959 --> 00:17:35,789
I don't think it's very nice of you --
376
00:17:35,917 --> 00:17:37,827
Excuse me? I'm doing
like I do every morning --
377
00:17:37,917 --> 00:17:39,877
a little groom, a little splash,
378
00:17:39,959 --> 00:17:41,919
then a nice nosh at the seed bell.
379
00:17:42,041 --> 00:17:43,921
You know what I'm talking about.
380
00:17:44,041 --> 00:17:46,631
Bird sanctuary this, bird sanctuary that.
381
00:17:46,709 --> 00:17:48,829
It's like all you care about is birds.
382
00:17:48,917 --> 00:17:52,077
Maybe that's 'cause
all I care about is birds.
383
00:17:52,208 --> 00:17:54,288
A cat could get his feelings very hurt
384
00:17:54,375 --> 00:17:56,165
by a statement like that.
385
00:17:56,291 --> 00:17:57,921
I hurt your feelings?
386
00:17:58,041 --> 00:17:59,421
Very much so.
387
00:17:59,542 --> 00:18:00,422
Good.
388
00:18:00,542 --> 00:18:02,422
That makes my day.
389
00:18:02,500 --> 00:18:05,380
I live to hurt your feelings,
'cause you know what?
390
00:18:05,458 --> 00:18:06,748
Your feelings are ridiculous!
391
00:18:06,834 --> 00:18:09,754
Birds should love birds,
cats should love cats.
392
00:18:09,834 --> 00:18:11,884
Period. I have spoken.
393
00:18:12,000 --> 00:18:13,880
Oh, I see what this is,
394
00:18:14,000 --> 00:18:15,630
Mr. Defensive,
395
00:18:15,750 --> 00:18:17,880
you just can't admit how much you care.
396
00:18:17,959 --> 00:18:20,709
You cover it with bluster and shrieking
397
00:18:20,792 --> 00:18:22,672
and harsh words.
398
00:18:22,792 --> 00:18:24,042
What the --
399
00:18:24,166 --> 00:18:26,666
the meaner you are to me,
the more I know you like me.
400
00:18:26,750 --> 00:18:27,710
You're sick.
401
00:18:27,792 --> 00:18:29,542
Translation --you think I'm great.
402
00:18:29,625 --> 00:18:30,915
You're driving me nuts.
403
00:18:31,000 --> 00:18:32,920
In other words, you like me
better than birds.
404
00:18:33,000 --> 00:18:34,920
Oh, yeah?! Well, get over here,
405
00:18:35,000 --> 00:18:38,290
and I'll tattoo your furry mug
like a woodpecker.
406
00:18:39,417 --> 00:18:42,127
Come close, and I'll shower
your face with kisses.
407
00:18:42,250 --> 00:18:44,920
All right, I didn't want to say this,
408
00:18:45,000 --> 00:18:46,420
but you pushed me to it.
409
00:18:46,500 --> 00:18:48,630
From the bottom of my tiny talons
410
00:18:48,709 --> 00:18:52,959
to the top of my top feather,
from deep inside my hollow bones,
411
00:18:53,041 --> 00:18:55,711
I, Pretty Boy Helperman,
412
00:18:55,792 --> 00:18:59,962
despise you, Mr. Jolly Helperman!
413
00:19:00,500 --> 00:19:03,170
Ah... I am loved.
414
00:19:03,583 --> 00:19:05,633
Why, I --
415
00:19:05,709 --> 00:19:08,079
if you --for two cents --
416
00:19:09,500 --> 00:19:13,330
Well, once again, that cat
has ruined the splash and nosh.
417
00:19:15,125 --> 00:19:18,625
Mr. Mayor, council members,
418
00:19:18,709 --> 00:19:20,539
esteemed citizens of the fair community
419
00:19:20,625 --> 00:19:22,245
of East Westland,
420
00:19:22,375 --> 00:19:25,915
I stand here today to urge
each and every one of you
421
00:19:26,000 --> 00:19:28,290
to put aside your differences,
422
00:19:28,375 --> 00:19:30,285
look into your hearts,
423
00:19:30,375 --> 00:19:32,745
and find the collective strength
424
00:19:32,834 --> 00:19:36,584
to cancel this meeting.
425
00:19:38,667 --> 00:19:40,327
Ha ha ha ha.
426
00:19:40,458 --> 00:19:43,788
Just a little joke
to, uh, ease the tension
427
00:19:43,875 --> 00:19:47,955
I seem to have caused by making that joke.
428
00:19:48,041 --> 00:19:49,501
So...
429
00:19:49,583 --> 00:19:50,793
[gulps] Onward?
430
00:19:50,875 --> 00:19:53,785
Oh, poor little thing.
He must be a nervous wreck
431
00:19:53,875 --> 00:19:55,995
speaking to a big group like this.
432
00:19:56,083 --> 00:19:58,333
At least he's not sweating.
433
00:19:58,458 --> 00:20:01,208
No, but he sure is panting a lot.
434
00:20:01,291 --> 00:20:03,631
What I mean to say is,
435
00:20:03,709 --> 00:20:06,579
I think the park should be...
436
00:20:08,375 --> 00:20:09,995
It should be...
437
00:20:12,500 --> 00:20:14,750
Son, we've got to move along
to the next item on our agenda.
438
00:20:14,875 --> 00:20:17,915
Please state your position --
what should the park be?
439
00:20:18,041 --> 00:20:20,961
When we see a big old
brain-buster like this,
440
00:20:21,041 --> 00:20:23,461
what we want to do
is simply break it down...
441
00:20:23,542 --> 00:20:25,002
[bell dings]
442
00:20:25,125 --> 00:20:30,035
Please excuse my dear Aunt Sally!
443
00:20:30,125 --> 00:20:32,205
All right, your Aunt Sally's excused,
444
00:20:32,291 --> 00:20:34,171
but what should the park be?
445
00:20:34,250 --> 00:20:37,460
No, that's the way you solve
a big math problem.
446
00:20:37,583 --> 00:20:39,503
You break it down into smaller pieces
447
00:20:39,583 --> 00:20:41,883
and work them out in order of importance.
448
00:20:42,000 --> 00:20:44,790
Heavens to Betsy!
He was listening in class!
449
00:20:45,917 --> 00:20:48,747
♪ Now, you've got skaters
And dogs who want to play ♪
450
00:20:48,875 --> 00:20:50,745
♪ But what to do, how to divide ♪
451
00:20:50,875 --> 00:20:52,205
♪ Who to take away ♪
452
00:20:52,291 --> 00:20:54,631
♪ 'cause the dogs can't play
Where the skaters skate ♪
453
00:20:54,709 --> 00:20:56,629
♪ And the kids can't skate
Where the dogs are --wait ♪
454
00:20:56,750 --> 00:20:58,500
♪ We can add them together
And compromise ♪
455
00:20:58,583 --> 00:21:00,583
♪ And therein, friends,
The solution lies ♪
456
00:21:00,667 --> 00:21:02,247
♪ It's not an "either,"
It's not an "or" ♪
457
00:21:02,333 --> 00:21:05,673
♪ It's a "both" and an "and"
We've been looking for ♪
458
00:21:05,750 --> 00:21:08,250
♪ On Monday, Wednesday, Friday,
Dogs can have the park ♪
459
00:21:08,333 --> 00:21:11,293
♪ On Tuesday, Thursday, sunday,
Skaters rule till dark ♪
460
00:21:11,417 --> 00:21:14,287
♪ And Saturday night's
Too great for words ♪
461
00:21:14,417 --> 00:21:15,627
♪ On Saturday night,
It's for the birds ♪
462
00:21:15,750 --> 00:21:18,380
♪ I thank you all
For hearing my remarks ♪
463
00:21:18,458 --> 00:21:20,038
♪ Don't have to choose ♪
464
00:21:20,125 --> 00:21:22,035
♪ Don't have to pick ♪
465
00:21:22,125 --> 00:21:25,955
♪ No, just find another angle,
And make it stick ♪
466
00:21:26,041 --> 00:21:27,131
♪ It's great for skaters ♪
467
00:21:27,750 --> 00:21:28,790
♪ It's great for dogs ♪
468
00:21:28,875 --> 00:21:29,875
♪ Dogs rule ♪
469
00:21:29,959 --> 00:21:31,709
♪ That's dogs with a "d"
and that rhymes with me ♪
470
00:21:31,792 --> 00:21:33,332
♪ 'Cause I figured out
What the answer would be ♪
471
00:21:33,417 --> 00:21:35,327
♪ I broke it down,
And I did it in order ♪
472
00:21:35,458 --> 00:21:36,628
♪ Hey, look at that collie,
Is she a border? ♪
473
00:21:37,250 --> 00:21:40,420
♪ Oh, never mind,
Just join our rally ♪
474
00:21:40,500 --> 00:21:42,290
♪ And don't forget to please excuse ♪
475
00:21:42,375 --> 00:21:44,245
♪ My dear Aunt Sally ♪
476
00:21:44,375 --> 00:21:46,915
-♪ Scott, Scott ♪
-♪ Spot, Spot ♪
477
00:21:47,000 --> 00:21:49,420
-♪ Spot, Spot ♪
-♪ Scott, Scott ♪
478
00:21:49,542 --> 00:21:50,962
♪ Great Scott ♪
479
00:21:51,041 --> 00:21:52,041
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