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Hey, Dad.
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Wow, you're going out again?
You went out last night.
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Yes, we're 12, that's what we do.
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We're going to Emmy's house.
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Her sister's in eighth grade,
so we know it's gon' be lit!
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[Sydney] Whoa, Grandma.
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You know I don't believe in objectifying
women, but, girl, you straight fire!
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Thanks, Noodle!
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You're going out, too?
You went out last night.
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I'm in college. It's what we do.
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So, big party, huh?
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Eight parties, actually.
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All the sororities
are fighting over me to join them.
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Life can be complicated
when you're this much fun.
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Speaking of fun, and its opposite...
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What's up with everyone's
favorite couch warmer?
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Dad, it's Saturday night,
and you're not doing anything again?
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The only people home
are you and grounded eight-year-olds.
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Not doing anything? I'm doing
product research for the bike shop.
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I'm thinking of carrying a new horn.
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-[honking]
-No, no.
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Dad, you can't spend another
Saturday night sitting at home alone.
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Did I mention I am making
pasta sauce from scratch?
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-[timer dings]
-Ooh, my roasted garlic's ready!
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Dad, there comes a time in every
man's life when his daughter tells him...
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You gotta get out there, dude!
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-I can't, I'm busy being a single dad.
-But I'm not a little kid anymore.
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Dad, it's been five years since Mom died.
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And we'll always miss her,
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but she'd want you
to get out there and mix it up.
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I do mix it up-- look.
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I am mixing cayenne pepper
into my tomato sauce.
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Things are about to get
real spicy around here.
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Uh-huh.
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Uh-huh.
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-Uh-uh.
-Uh-- okay.
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C'mon, Dad.
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Look, Syd, I'm fine.
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In fact, I'm in such a good mood,
how 'bout I pick you up at 10:15?
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I know what you're doing.
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You get me to stop bugging you
by giving me a later curfew.
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-Is it working?
-At 10:30, it will.
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Sold!
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[theme music playing]
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♪ Like father, like daughterWe don't always agree ♪
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♪ But looking at youIs like looking at me ♪
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♪ The more things changeThe more they stay the same ♪
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♪ Like father, like daughterFrom different times ♪
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♪ Taking all the bestFrom your decade and mine ♪
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♪ The more things change ♪
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♪ The more they stay the same ♪
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♪ The more they stay the same ♪
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You know the best part
about your dad owning this place?
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The free smoothies.
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Brain freeze! Brain freeze!
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[deep breath]
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Still worth it!
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You know what, Olive?
I've been thinking about my dad.
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There's no way he's not lonely.
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Whoa... do you see what I'm seeing?
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That woman is totally
flirting with your dad.
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And he's totally not flirting back.
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Look at him, he's clueless. Come on, man!
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So, tell me, what made you
decide to open a bike shop?
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Eh, it's a long story.
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Well, I'd love to hear it some time.
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Really?
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Huh... Maybe I should type it up
and give it out with a free seat wrench.
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-[laughing] You're so funny.
-[chuckles]
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[Sydney] Oh, no... I'd better help him.
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It's time to go full Cupid.
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Ping!
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Uh, Dad? Can I talk to you?
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Uh, yeah, sure. 'Scuse me.
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Oh, don't worry, I'm not going anywhere.
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-Yes, Syd, what's up?
-"What's up?"
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Dad, that woman
is totally flirting with you.
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What? No, that's just Maggie.
I've gotten to know her a little
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because she's been in here three times
and still hasn't bought a bike.
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Dad, did she laugh
at your "bicycle built for two" joke?
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Yeah, but that's because-- ohh...
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She is flirting with me.
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[chuckles] Hi.
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Stay calm, Max... I'm not calm.
What do I do?
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Let me give you a hint... ask her out!
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I'm a little bit rusty.
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The last time I asked a woman out
is when your mother asked me out.
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Here, we'll show you how it's done.
I'll be you and Olive, you're Maggie.
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[imitating Max]
I really enjoy talking with you.
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Any chance we could get
a cup of coffee some time?
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I'm just trying to buy a bike,
okay, creep?
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Olive!
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What? It could play out that way.
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Dad...
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Go.
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Sorry about that, I just...
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Had to have a little convo
with my daughter.
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Oh, that's your daughter? She's cute.
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'Course, the apple
doesn't fall far from the tree.
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-[both chuckle]
-Oh, boy!
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[Max] So... um...
Maggie, I guess I was wondering...
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if you'd...
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like to discuss the sprockets
that we're going to use on your bike.
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I recommend we go with a compact
drive train 34-tooth chainings--
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-Would you like to go out sometime?
-Oh, thank goodness.
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Yes. Yes, I would really like that.
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Way to go, Dad! Ping!
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This is the worst day of my life!
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Really? Worse than that day in first grade
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when you spilled apple juice on your lap,
and it looked like you had an accident?
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'Cause ooh, baby, that was bad.
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It was way worse... I broke my board,
and my mom won't even buy me a new one.
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Why don't you buy one yourself?
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Because I don't have any money.
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You haven't saved anything?
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I thought we had this conversation.
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You sound just like my mom.
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Oh, we've talked.
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We worry about you, Max.
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What's that?
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It's the prize catalog
for the popcorn sale at school.
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If I sell enough,
I can get this portable TV.
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The Watchguy.
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Whoa, that's pretty cool.
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In a couple of weeks,
I could be living the good life
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with a smile on my face
and a TV in my pants.
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Whoa, Leo, look.
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One of the prizes is a skateboard.
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If we work together, we could sell way
more popcorn. Get both of our prizes.
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Yeah, it'd be so much more expedient.
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Efficient.
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Fast, it means fast.
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Why do they keep making big words
when the small ones are fine?
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I thought Dad and Maggie
were just going for a bike ride,
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but it's already 8:00.
Sounds like someone's having too much fun.
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You're quite
the little matchmaker, aren't you?
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Well, I wouldn't say matchmaker...
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but tell me what you're looking for
and I can line up some options.
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Syd, please...
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Make sure he's buff and not too chatty.
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-[car doors close]
-[footsteps approaching]
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-[keys jingle]
-[door lock clicks]
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Oh, home so soon?
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Maggie, you remember my daughter.
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-Hi, Sydney.
-Hey, Maggie!
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So, did you two have fun?
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How could I not? I was out with the most
charming bike shop owner in Portland.
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Go on...
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No, seriously, go on,
I'll gonna grab us some drinks.
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Mm, look at you, big date night.
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I'm afraid the butt divot
in the couch is gonna be jealous.
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-So, how was it?
-It was great.
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Maggie's... smart, accomplished, funny.
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There was just one little thing...
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[baby-talking] Maxy Waxy!
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Where'd you go?
I miss my wittle Maxy Waxy.
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I'll be right out.
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Oh, this is my mom, Judy.
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[normal voice] Oh, nice to meet you, Judy.
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Was that the little thing
you were talking about?
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Yes, that's the "wittle, wittle" thing.
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Maggie is a lovely woman,
but I can't take the baby-talk.
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There is no way
I'm going on another date with her.
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Agreed.
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[baby-talking]
Because you already have a mommy!
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-[both chuckle]
-[Maggie] Oh.
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Max, you didn't tell me
your daughter was this delightful.
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You didn't tell me
Maggie knows everything about fashion.
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And art. And music.
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She speaks Japanese.
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Hai, hanasemasu.
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Maggie's full of surprises.
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Ah, it sounds like you guys
have really hit it off.
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Oh, we have.
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Maggie, I'd love to hang out.
Any chance we could go shopping sometime?
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Oh, I'd like that, but...
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I don't even know if your dad
wants to go out with me again.
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Of course I do!
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[laughing] Yes.
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Syd and Maggie still aren't back
from lunch yet, huh?
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No! I guess they're really hitting it off!
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By the way, Mr. R,
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my parents think it's terrific
you're finally dating.
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That's nice.
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Do you often talk about my personal life
with your parents?
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Let's just say we have concerns.
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So, how'd it go with Maggie?
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Great, Maggie's cool, fun, interesting...
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there's just one little thing.
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[baby-talking] Wittle Sydney Widney
forgot her sweater-weater in the car.
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No one wants a case of the McSniffletons!
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Thanks, Maggie.
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-This is Olive.
-[normal voice] Nice to meet you, Olive.
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-You, too.
-Let me go say hello to your dad.
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[baby-talking] See you waiter!
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Oh, gag! She's a baby talker!
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I know, it's awful!
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I don't even think babies like it,
they just can't say anything.
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What are you gonna do?
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[sighs] Look at him. He's so happy...
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Guess I'm gonna have
to wearn to wive with it.
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Here's your dinosaur eraser.
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May we interest you
in some delicious popcorn?
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It's for a very good cause.
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Yeah... I need a new skateboard.
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And it raises money for our school.
So whaddya say?
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No, thanks.
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Come on! Do it for the kids!
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Man! We haven't made one sale all day.
208
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Gotta find some way
to get kids to buy this stuff.
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Aw, come on!
I'm never getting past this level!
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I wish I had the cheat codes to this game.
I would pay anything for them.
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Max, I have the cheat codes
for all these games.
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Well, that solves that kid's problem,
but what about us?
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No! Didn't you hear him?
He said he'd pay "anything."
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Maybe he'd buy anything.
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Ohh! I know what you're thinkin'.
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Cheat codes for popcorn?
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Yeah!
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Though, it is a little
deceptive and duplicitous.
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I got big words, too.
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Hey, guys.
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Wow! Look at you!
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Going out with Maggie again?
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Yes, I'm a single guy, it's what we do.
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You're really happy, aren't you?
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Oh, yeah, Maggie's terrific... the best.
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And you like her, right?
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Sure! Yeah, she's great!
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We're lucky...
or as you kids say, #blessed.
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We don't say that anymore.
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Really? I just started
using that yesterday.
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Sydney, you've gotta tell your dad
how you feel about Maggie
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before this goes any further.
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I can't. You heard him.
He's crazy about her.
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What am I supposed to say?
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"Dad, you can't date her
'cause she stole my nose last night"?
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She didn't.
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She did. And then she went in for a hug
and I thought she was gonna burp me.
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Okay, this is how it works, kid...
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You put down how many bags of popcorn
you wanna buy and sign here.
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Then I give you the code.
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00:12:28,625 --> 00:12:31,455
You only gotta ask yourself one question:
242
00:12:31,542 --> 00:12:33,882
how badly do you wanna beat this game?
243
00:12:37,417 --> 00:12:38,787
I guess not that badly.
244
00:12:41,959 --> 00:12:43,959
Now there's a man who wants to win!
245
00:12:47,375 --> 00:12:49,625
By the way, this whole transaction?
246
00:12:50,166 --> 00:12:51,376
Never happened.
247
00:12:51,917 --> 00:12:53,077
[whispering] Keep it quiet.
248
00:12:54,458 --> 00:12:56,918
Cheat codes for popcorn!
249
00:12:57,000 --> 00:12:59,210
Get your cheat codes for popcorn!
250
00:13:02,083 --> 00:13:03,423
[doorbell rings]
251
00:13:05,333 --> 00:13:07,833
-Hi, Maggie.
-Hey, Syd. Cute outfit.
252
00:13:07,917 --> 00:13:09,627
[baby-talking] You look so adorable.
253
00:13:09,709 --> 00:13:10,539
Boop!
254
00:13:12,458 --> 00:13:13,578
You ready to go, Maggie?
255
00:13:13,667 --> 00:13:16,497
Uh, listen, before we go,
I have some big news...
256
00:13:16,583 --> 00:13:19,333
I've been offered a job.
It's actually a big promotion.
257
00:13:19,417 --> 00:13:22,037
-Wow, that's great!
-Yeah. Awesome.
258
00:13:22,125 --> 00:13:23,495
Except it's in New York.
259
00:13:24,125 --> 00:13:25,995
But that means you'll have to move.
260
00:13:26,083 --> 00:13:27,383
I know...
261
00:13:27,458 --> 00:13:29,918
and I've gotta let them know in 24 hours.
262
00:13:31,041 --> 00:13:33,831
Oh, man, um... can you excuse me a minute?
263
00:13:38,417 --> 00:13:39,957
[whispering] This is perfect!
264
00:13:42,208 --> 00:13:44,328
Maggie's moving to New York!
265
00:13:44,417 --> 00:13:46,327
Wait, I thought
you were doing this for Syd.
266
00:13:46,417 --> 00:13:49,287
I am! They can stay connected.
They can video chat, or text,
267
00:13:49,375 --> 00:13:51,825
or whatever kids do
with their thumbs these days.
268
00:13:51,917 --> 00:13:54,537
My point is, Syd will still
have Maggie in her life.
269
00:13:54,625 --> 00:13:57,205
Congratulations, you'll be back
with your bike horns in no time.
270
00:13:57,291 --> 00:13:59,921
-Exactly!
-I was being sarcastic!
271
00:14:00,000 --> 00:14:02,080
How many years have
we been working on this?
272
00:14:03,917 --> 00:14:06,127
So, this new job sounds great.
273
00:14:06,208 --> 00:14:08,498
Oh, I'd be crazy not to take it.
274
00:14:08,583 --> 00:14:13,043
Of course, if I knew this relationship
with your dad was going someplace,
275
00:14:13,125 --> 00:14:15,035
it might affect my decision.
276
00:14:15,667 --> 00:14:17,287
Well, I know he really likes you.
277
00:14:17,375 --> 00:14:19,245
I feel ridiculous asking this, but...
278
00:14:19,333 --> 00:14:21,423
[baby-talking]
...kinda wikes? Or wikes-wikes?
279
00:14:23,417 --> 00:14:25,247
Trust me, Maggie, he likes you a lot.
280
00:14:25,333 --> 00:14:27,003
Really? He does?
281
00:14:27,083 --> 00:14:29,173
Yes, and I like you, too.
282
00:14:30,041 --> 00:14:32,631
Which goes without saying,
which is why I didn't say it.
283
00:14:34,250 --> 00:14:36,330
So, tell me more
about this incredible job.
284
00:14:36,417 --> 00:14:38,127
-I'm not taking it.
-Huh?
285
00:14:39,792 --> 00:14:41,382
I'm staying in Portland!
286
00:14:42,959 --> 00:14:46,379
So, uh, what convinced you to stay?
287
00:14:47,333 --> 00:14:49,253
A friend gave me a little tip.
288
00:14:50,417 --> 00:14:51,247
Ping!
289
00:14:57,417 --> 00:15:00,877
Okay, Maggie will be back in a minute.
I got her favorite, strawberry shortcake.
290
00:15:00,959 --> 00:15:03,499
You know, for our little... celebration.
293
00:15:03,583 --> 00:15:05,250
It's so great she's staying.
291
00:15:05,333 --> 00:15:08,713
So great. There's not one little thing
I don't like about that woman.
292
00:15:08,792 --> 00:15:10,502
Not one thing.
293
00:15:12,500 --> 00:15:15,790
[baby-talking]
Aww, dare's my wittle muffin man.
294
00:15:15,875 --> 00:15:17,625
And his wittle mini muffin. [chuckles]
295
00:15:19,250 --> 00:15:21,790
[normal voice]
Aww, you got me strawberry shortcake!
296
00:15:21,875 --> 00:15:25,495
It's for the "celebwation."
I mean celebration.
297
00:15:26,458 --> 00:15:30,538
-[cellphone ringing]
-Excuse me, work call, I gotta take it.
298
00:15:30,625 --> 00:15:32,205
Hi Jerry, what's up?
299
00:15:33,041 --> 00:15:34,541
Oh, hold on...
300
00:15:34,625 --> 00:15:37,535
[baby-talking] Oh, my wittle Maxy Waxy
301
00:15:37,625 --> 00:15:39,165
got a wittle whipped cream
302
00:15:39,875 --> 00:15:41,785
on his face.
303
00:15:43,792 --> 00:15:45,672
[normal voice] Look,
Jerry, if they don't like it,
304
00:15:45,750 --> 00:15:47,420
somebody else can to carry their clothes.
305
00:15:47,500 --> 00:15:51,130
[baby-talk] Don't forget your nappy nap.
Wouldn't want an oopsie.
306
00:15:53,583 --> 00:15:55,383
Hey! You wanna shoot some hoops?
307
00:15:55,458 --> 00:15:58,078
We can't, have to deliver
the popcorn today.
308
00:15:58,166 --> 00:16:00,666
C'mon, how long's that gonna take?
309
00:16:07,500 --> 00:16:10,210
Whoa... look at this!
310
00:16:10,291 --> 00:16:12,211
It's like popcorn had babies!
311
00:16:15,250 --> 00:16:17,130
How did we sell so much?
312
00:16:17,208 --> 00:16:18,918
Again, nobody needs to know.
313
00:16:21,542 --> 00:16:24,462
I gotta say, I'm really proud of you boys.
314
00:16:24,542 --> 00:16:27,422
Now, get this junk out of here.
I want my house back!
315
00:16:28,166 --> 00:16:30,166
Great, let's load up your car.
316
00:16:30,250 --> 00:16:32,080
I can't! Engine fell out.
317
00:16:32,166 --> 00:16:34,626
And after just 200,000 miles!
318
00:16:36,583 --> 00:16:39,133
-How are we supposed to deliver this?
-Well, you boys have bikes.
319
00:16:39,208 --> 00:16:41,998
-I can't fit it on a bike.
-Tie your wagon to it.
320
00:16:42,083 --> 00:16:43,543
Maybe she's on to somethin'.
321
00:16:43,625 --> 00:16:45,415
What is it with you and my mom?
322
00:16:51,750 --> 00:16:53,500
Oh, hey, Big O, come on in.
323
00:16:54,291 --> 00:16:56,291
-Syd's not here.
-She's not?
324
00:16:56,375 --> 00:16:59,285
No, she's at the bike shop
celebrating with Max and Maggie.
325
00:16:59,375 --> 00:17:01,455
Maggie's turning down
a big job in New York,
326
00:17:01,542 --> 00:17:03,042
so she can stay here with them.
327
00:17:03,125 --> 00:17:04,665
Ohh...
328
00:17:06,250 --> 00:17:07,420
Good for them.
329
00:17:13,834 --> 00:17:15,334
I know... right?
330
00:17:16,041 --> 00:17:18,081
I'm so glad they met.
331
00:17:18,166 --> 00:17:19,996
Yeah, they're so good together.
332
00:17:21,625 --> 00:17:22,785
[high-pitched] Aren't they?
333
00:17:22,875 --> 00:17:24,915
'Course, nobody's perfect.
334
00:17:25,000 --> 00:17:26,790
No! Everyone has something.
335
00:17:27,375 --> 00:17:29,415
That's why you've gotta take baby steps.
336
00:17:29,500 --> 00:17:31,380
[baby-talking] Wittle, wittle baby steps.
337
00:17:31,458 --> 00:17:32,628
What do you know?
338
00:17:33,667 --> 00:17:36,667
Max is only dating Maggie
because Syd likes her!
339
00:17:36,750 --> 00:17:39,830
But Syd only pretends
to like Maggie because Mr. R likes her!
340
00:17:39,917 --> 00:17:40,787
[both gasp]
341
00:17:42,667 --> 00:17:44,707
So, they're sacrificing themselves
342
00:17:44,792 --> 00:17:47,042
because they want what's best
for the other person.
343
00:17:47,125 --> 00:17:49,375
[gasp] They're such better people than me.
344
00:17:50,625 --> 00:17:51,995
What're we gonna do?
345
00:17:52,083 --> 00:17:54,423
We've gotta let them know
before she turns down that job!
346
00:17:54,500 --> 00:17:55,920
[gasps] Let's go!
347
00:17:56,000 --> 00:17:58,130
You'd better drive, because you can!
348
00:18:01,000 --> 00:18:03,580
Well, the only thing left
is to turn down the job.
349
00:18:03,667 --> 00:18:05,917
New York is gonna call me any minute.
350
00:18:06,000 --> 00:18:10,540
So, if you guys don't want me to stay,
say it now or forever hold your peace.
351
00:18:14,667 --> 00:18:16,377
I'm kidding!
352
00:18:20,709 --> 00:18:22,079
That's a good one!
353
00:18:22,166 --> 00:18:23,706
So good!
354
00:18:27,542 --> 00:18:28,752
[laughing continues]
355
00:18:30,542 --> 00:18:32,542
There they are.
How are we gonna get them over here?
356
00:18:32,625 --> 00:18:33,825
I already texted them.
357
00:18:33,917 --> 00:18:37,127
Good. I was gonna trigger the fire
sprinklers, but we'll go your way.
358
00:18:40,125 --> 00:18:41,625
Guys, what's going on?
359
00:18:41,709 --> 00:18:43,419
-Your dad's only--
-Your daughter's only--
360
00:18:44,625 --> 00:18:46,535
-Mr. R. is pretending--
-Sydney's only acting--
361
00:18:48,083 --> 00:18:49,253
Olive, you go.
362
00:18:49,333 --> 00:18:52,293
Your dad's only dating Maggie
because he thinks you like her.
363
00:18:52,375 --> 00:18:53,415
What?
364
00:18:53,500 --> 00:18:56,170
And Sydney's only pretending to like her
because she thinks you do.
365
00:18:56,250 --> 00:18:57,670
Sydney, is that true?
366
00:18:58,583 --> 00:18:59,423
Yes...
367
00:19:00,583 --> 00:19:02,833
Wait, you don't like Maggie?
368
00:19:02,917 --> 00:19:04,537
No! I like her.
369
00:19:04,625 --> 00:19:06,325
It's just...
370
00:19:06,417 --> 00:19:08,957
-The baby-talk?
-Oh, it drives me crazy.
371
00:19:10,542 --> 00:19:11,962
Why didn't you tell me?
372
00:19:12,041 --> 00:19:14,001
How could I? You seemed so happy.
373
00:19:14,083 --> 00:19:15,633
I thought you were happy.
374
00:19:15,709 --> 00:19:17,289
I was just happy
'cause I thought you were.
375
00:19:17,375 --> 00:19:20,125
Wow. I gotta say, you fake happy good.
376
00:19:21,792 --> 00:19:22,832
Right back at ya.
377
00:19:24,458 --> 00:19:26,038
Honey, I appreciate how much you care,
378
00:19:26,125 --> 00:19:28,955
but you don't have to pretend
you're happy to make me happy.
379
00:19:29,041 --> 00:19:30,791
I just don't want you to be lonely.
380
00:19:30,875 --> 00:19:32,915
I'm not! I have you.
381
00:19:36,750 --> 00:19:38,210
Thank goodness you have people
382
00:19:38,291 --> 00:19:40,041
who don't know
how to mind their own business.
383
00:19:42,583 --> 00:19:44,793
So, what are we gonna do about Maggie?
384
00:19:44,875 --> 00:19:47,075
You're not going to do
anything about Maggie.
385
00:19:47,166 --> 00:19:49,786
I'm a grown man, I can handle this.
386
00:19:49,875 --> 00:19:51,625
[baby-talking] Hey, Maggie Waggie?
387
00:19:58,291 --> 00:20:00,461
Is that it? Is that my new skateboard?
388
00:20:01,417 --> 00:20:02,957
Yep, it's been waitin' for ya.
392
00:20:03,709 --> 00:20:06,500
And you said I'd have to save money
to get a new skateboard.
389
00:20:06,583 --> 00:20:07,713
Well, who's laughing--
390
00:20:07,792 --> 00:20:08,792
What?
391
00:20:10,834 --> 00:20:11,924
What is this?
392
00:20:12,000 --> 00:20:13,380
There has to be some mistake.
393
00:20:13,458 --> 00:20:15,628
All right, there's a catalog,
let's check...
394
00:20:17,667 --> 00:20:20,077
Max, it looks like
you didn't read the fine print.
395
00:20:20,166 --> 00:20:23,076
It says, "Picture actual size."
396
00:20:25,750 --> 00:20:27,330
Gah!
397
00:20:29,166 --> 00:20:31,496
Tell you what,
how 'bout I buy you a new skateboard?
398
00:20:31,583 --> 00:20:34,043
You'd do that? Really?
399
00:20:34,125 --> 00:20:36,285
Of course!
You worked really hard. Let's go!
400
00:20:36,375 --> 00:20:37,665
Can we go tomorrow?
401
00:20:37,750 --> 00:20:39,580
Leo and I are gonna go bike riding.
402
00:20:39,667 --> 00:20:43,037
I had a ton of fun jumping curbs
and riding through alleys.
403
00:20:43,125 --> 00:20:44,745
Got some serious skills.
404
00:20:46,542 --> 00:20:47,582
Have fun!
405
00:20:56,750 --> 00:20:57,880
Mom?
406
00:20:57,959 --> 00:21:00,289
[gasps]
That was about something else entirely.
407
00:21:01,959 --> 00:21:04,999
I just wanted to say thanks
for getting me to ride my bike again.
408
00:21:05,083 --> 00:21:06,383
It's pretty cool.
409
00:21:06,458 --> 00:21:07,378
Oh, and Mom?
410
00:21:08,208 --> 00:21:10,288
Go ahead and laugh, it is kinda funny.
411
00:21:11,875 --> 00:21:13,035
[door closes]
412
00:21:13,667 --> 00:21:15,127
Well, that took all the fun out of it.
413
00:21:19,875 --> 00:21:22,785
And then Maggie said
we can visit her anytime in New York.
414
00:21:22,875 --> 00:21:24,625
Wow, she took it really well.
415
00:21:24,709 --> 00:21:26,209
Yeah, we were both adults about it.
416
00:21:26,291 --> 00:21:28,791
And then she booped me on the nose
and walked out.
417
00:21:30,250 --> 00:21:31,830
You are awfully cute, Dad.
418
00:21:31,917 --> 00:21:32,747
Boop!
419
00:21:34,750 --> 00:21:37,750
Listen, Syd, I want to thank you
for pushing me out there, you were right.
420
00:21:37,834 --> 00:21:40,294
I've been hiding behind
the single parent thing for too long.
421
00:21:41,000 --> 00:21:42,710
It's time I started dating again.
422
00:21:42,792 --> 00:21:44,672
I think Mom would approve.
423
00:21:45,542 --> 00:21:47,252
She'd want you to be happy.
424
00:21:47,333 --> 00:21:48,923
-Yeah, you're right.
-[door opens]
425
00:21:49,000 --> 00:21:52,330
Look out, ladies,
Max Reynolds is back in the game.
426
00:21:52,417 --> 00:21:55,287
Hi, I was wondering if you could help me.
427
00:21:55,375 --> 00:21:56,825
I'm looking for a mountain bike.
428
00:21:56,917 --> 00:21:58,667
Yeah, sure, they're right over there.
429
00:22:01,458 --> 00:22:03,168
Um... okay.
430
00:22:05,083 --> 00:22:06,753
-Uh, Dad?
-Huh?
431
00:22:08,834 --> 00:22:09,794
Oh, right!
432
00:22:10,792 --> 00:22:12,462
-Ping!
-[chuckles]
433
00:22:14,542 --> 00:22:17,882
Excuse me. I think I can help you,
maybe narrow down what you're looking for.
434
00:22:17,959 --> 00:22:19,579
Uh, do you like to ride with your husband?
435
00:22:19,667 --> 00:22:22,077
-No, I'm single.
-That helps.
436
00:22:24,458 --> 00:22:27,078
So... what made you open a bike shop?
437
00:22:27,166 --> 00:22:28,076
Well...
438
00:22:29,000 --> 00:22:30,630
it's a long story...
439
00:22:35,834 --> 00:22:37,084
[man] Oh, yeah.
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