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This is it, Olive, seventh grade.
The big time.
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Time to make our mark,
blaze a trail, and...
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that's all I got!
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-Are you even listening?
-No.
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I'm checking
my first day of school horoscope.
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Pisces, you are introverted and quiet,
but this is... [mumbling]
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-I can't hear you. What's it say?
-[shouting] It says, I need to speak up!
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Well, does it say anything
about embarrassing your best friend?
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'Cause you nailed it.
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-[phones chime]
-Hey, Friday's picture day.
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I'd better work on my smile.
How do I look?
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Like you're being held hostage.
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Olive, do you realize my class photos
look the same since, like, forever?
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I need a new look,
one that reflects seventh-grade me.
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Someone bold, fierce,
like a bull crossed with an eagle.
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A beagle!
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-Keep working on it.
-Yeah, not there yet.
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Syd? Syd? Syd!
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-[Syd] Dad, what are you doing here?
-You forgot your lunch in the car.
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I think, subconsciously,
you weren't ready to say goodbye.
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And now you're ready.
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-[shouting] Hi, Mr. Reynolds. How are you?
-I'm fine, Olive. Are you mic'd?
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Dad, thanks for bringing my lunch,
but you've got to go.
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Okay, okay. I just want to take
a quick peek at my old school.
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Well, please take it fast. This has
seriously high embarrassment potential.
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Wow, it's like being
in seventh grade all over again.
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Hey, this is where
my old locker used to be.
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Boy, that sucker
was always tricky to open.
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-Max!
-What's up, Leo?
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Wait until you hear about computer camp.
I learned how to program.
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I also swallowed a bee
and battled a foot fungus.
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Well, while you spent
the summer applying ointments,
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I learned how to skateboard.
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-I nailed the 360 nollie heel-flip.
-Is that a chipped tooth?
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I also nailed a face-plant.
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Leo, I met
these awesome skateboard kids at the park.
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Call themselves the Dog Boys. They're bad.
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-How bad?
-How bad?
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Getting dark outside
means nothing to them.
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Who are these people?
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Hey, I could use my new camcorder
to tape your moves.
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Check out how small it is.
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Only takes ten D-cell batteries.
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Leo, these Dog Boys do whatever they want,
skate wherever they want.
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They're so cool, they don't even say hi.
They just do this...
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You mean like this?
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No, like this.
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-Like this?
-No, like this.
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-Like this?
-Yes!
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-Really?
-No!
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Leo, I could be a Dog Boy.
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Got the moves, the clothes.
Now I just need the hair.
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I'm gonna bleach mine, too.
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Right, like your mom would ever let you.
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She doesn't tell me what to do.
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Well, she does, and I do it,
but that's because I want to.
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And as your friend,
I'm gonna let you believe that.
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Well, "the embarrassment potential"
is leaving.
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-Love ya, honey. [smooches]
-Dad!
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Um...
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-Olive, get me out of here.
-I'll be your eyes.
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Excuse me!
Nothing to see here! Sorry, gotta go!
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[theme music playing]
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♪ Like father, like daughterWe don't always agree ♪
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♪ But looking at youIs like looking at me ♪
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♪ The more things changeThe more they stay the same ♪
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♪ Like father, like daughterFrom different times ♪
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♪ Taking all the bestFrom your decade and mine ♪
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♪ The more things change ♪
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♪ The more they stay the same ♪
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♪ The more they stay the same ♪
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Okay, let's find my new look.
How about a pixie cut?
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-[Olive] Cute!
-Cute's the old me.
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Cute's the reason my dad
confused me with Gabby Kunkel.
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Dude, it made the funniest GIF,
your dad kissing Kunkel.
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And again, and again,
and again, and again.
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Let's see you with a bob.
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Too young. I've got an idea.
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What if I take the blunt bob
and add some pink?
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-[Olive] And some blonde.
-[Syd] And some purple.
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-Ooh, I am so here for that.
-And what if I shave one side?
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Wow, I want to be her friend.
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-You are.
-I am!
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-Morning, Dad.
-Good morning, Syd.
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Dad, remember yesterday
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when you kissed Gabby Kunkel
in front of the entire school?
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How could I forget?
Olive keeps sending me the GIF,
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again and again... and again.
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Well, it made me realize,
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I don't want to look
like every other girl.
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It's time for a change.
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I need to do something different
with my hair.
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-I'm cool with that.
-You're the best.
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I came up with the most amazing look.
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Holy schnikes!
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I get it, very funny.
Now you can show me the real one.
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-That is the real one.
-Holy schnikes!
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I'll pay you back every penny.
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You won't have to.
There's no way I'm letting you do it.
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Are you serious? Why not?
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Because you're too young,
and it's too extreme.
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It's like a peacock
got run over by a lawnmower.
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This is so unfair!
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As a woman, I should have a choice
over how I want my hair to look.
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It shouldn't be dictated by a man.
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I'm not a man, I'm your father.
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Can't you act like a mom
for once instead of a dad?
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Fair enough. Pretend I'm your mother.
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Okay. Mom.
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-Yes, sweetie pie?
-How awesome is this hairstyle?
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I really, really want to get mine
done like that, okay?
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You'll have to ask your father.
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A mother would never say that.
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This mother would.
I'm an old-fashioned woman.
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-Hey, Noodle!
-Hey, Grandma.
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Thought you were sleeping.
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Why waste time doing that?
I just took my first spinning class.
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The only problem is
I can't get "Booty Shake" out of my head.
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And now, unfortunately, neither can I.
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We thought you wanted to take it easy
on your first day of retirement.
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Are you kidding? I plan on doing
all the things I never got a chance to.
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Ride a camel, do a mud-run,
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catch my girl Rihanna.
You feel me, Syd?
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I feel you, Grandma.
Your life is kind of just beginning,
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-and mine is over.
-Oh, what did your dad do now?
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What makes you think it's my fault?
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Because your generation doesn't get us.
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I came up with an awesome
new hairstyle for seventh grade,
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but my dad won't let me do it.
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-And now, you can see why.
-It's beyond awesome. It's sick!
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If it were up to me,
I would let you do it.
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But if buzz kill wants to crush
your spirits
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and whiz on your dreams, that's his call.
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-Parents can be so lame.
-I know, right?
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Now, Syd... Syd, remember,
I'm gonna pick you up after school.
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It's Taco Truck Tuesday.
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Oh, right. I don't think
I'm gonna be able to make it.
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-Why not?
-Because I'm not talking to you!
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"If it were up to me, I'd let you do it"?
Where was that mom when I was a kid?
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What are you talking about, Max?
I was always the fun mom.
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It's 3:34, Max. Where you been?
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Been around...
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...the library.
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-Library, huh? Let's see about that.
-No, not the sniff test.
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[sniffs] Grass.
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[sniffing] Rubber.
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[sniffing]
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Concrete.
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-You can smell concrete?
-I can smell your soul.
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You've been at the skate park,
haven't you?
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I can't help it. I love it.
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It's the first thing
I've ever been good at.
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Nonsense, you're good at a lot of things.
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Like, um... like, uh...
That's not important right now.
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You're gonna chip another tooth,
or, worse, break your neck,
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and I don't want you ending up
in a hospital having to blink-talk.
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Mom, I know it's not easy being a parent
in today's crazy, mixed-up world,
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but you're doing a great job.
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And you still manage
to look so beautiful... and young!
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People always ask me,
"Is that your older sister?"
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Aww, that's so sweet. What do you want?
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-I want to bleach my hair.
-No.
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-Why not?
-Because I said so.
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Don't you want to know
why I want to bleach it?
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-Okay, why?
-I want to look like a Dog Boy.
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Beat it, Fido!
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I told him, as a woman,
I should have control over my hair.
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-Not him.
-Wow, you played the woman card?
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And the guilt card, the anger card,
the "this is so unfair" card.
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I emptied the deck.
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-And your dad still said no?
-He played the "too young" card.
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He just doesn't get
that I'm not a little kid anymore.
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The other night...
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...I thought about shaving my legs.
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And I'm just finding out about this now?
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It was a false alarm.
Most of it was fuzz from my leggings.
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I can't believe
she won't let me bleach my hair.
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I'd run away from home
if it wasn't mac and cheese night.
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Hey, you're putting the kazoos
with the whoopee cushions!
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Get your head in the game!
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Okay, okay.
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-Hi. Can I have a dinosaur eraser, please?
-That'll be 500 tickets.
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You only have 497. Nice try, slick.
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-Close enough, little man. Here you go.
-Thanks!
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Why'd you do that?
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My dad says every ticket
has to be accounted for.
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This is a business.
It's not just fun and games.
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The place is literally called
"Just Fun and Games."
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I am aware of the irony,
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but those are my dad's rules.
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I'm tired of being told
what to do all the time.
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You know what? I'm bleaching my hair.
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-But I thought your mom said--
-Who cares what she said.
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I'm my own man. I'm 12 and a half.
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In some countries,
I'd be on my second wife.
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[phones chime]
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Ooh! It's a reminder.
Tomorrow's picture day.
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How does this smile look?
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Like you sat on something weird.
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Olive,
I can't have my seventh grade picture
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looking like all my others.
I'm not that kid anymore.
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Know what?
I'm doing my hair the way I want.
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But your dad said you can't,
and you never go against him.
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Well, he's never been this wrong.
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Besides...
he didn't say I couldn't do it myself.
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No, he did not.
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He also didn't say
that I couldn't have you help me.
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Are you sure?
Maybe you just stopped listening.
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Olive, I need you.
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-But I--
-Woman-up, man!
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Okay, first we color,
then we cut, then we shave.
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Boy, those are some scary verbs.
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-Olive, what are you doing?
-Reading the directions.
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You've read them three times,
in four languages.
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[speaks German]
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Hurry up. We've got to be done
before my dad gets home.
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What's gonna happen when he finds out you,
you know, totally didn't listen to him?
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I know my dad. Once he sees my hair,
he's gonna love it.
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Is what I keep telling myself.
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Hey, I'm pretty good at this!
I could literally be a hairdresser.
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-Let's pretend we're at a salon.
-Okay!
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Got any gossip?
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Well, you didn't hear it from me,
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but there's a girl at school
who's dying her hair
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without her dad's permission.
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-So I've heard.
-Boy, word travels fast!
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-Hydrogen peroxide.
-Check.
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-Lemon juice.
-Check.
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-Your mom's gonna kill you.
-Check.
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But by the time she finds out,
it'll be too late.
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What could she do to me then?
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Ground you, take away your skateboard,
send you to military school.
231
00:13:07,458 --> 00:13:09,498
I'd say she has a lot of good choices.
232
00:13:10,792 --> 00:13:14,212
By the way, where is your mom?
She scares me.
233
00:13:14,291 --> 00:13:17,291
Don't worry, she's at the movies.
Went to see Home Alone.
234
00:13:17,375 --> 00:13:19,535
[both] Best movie ever!
235
00:13:21,458 --> 00:13:23,378
Okay... it's ready.
236
00:13:24,458 --> 00:13:25,498
Let's do it.
237
00:13:31,875 --> 00:13:33,825
The instructions say it may burn a little.
238
00:13:34,583 --> 00:13:35,463
Please,
239
00:13:36,125 --> 00:13:37,495
I'm not afraid of a little pain.
240
00:13:38,291 --> 00:13:40,671
On the other hand, Holy schnikes!
241
00:13:40,750 --> 00:13:45,710
-My head is on fire! Help! Help!
-Here, use this.
242
00:13:47,125 --> 00:13:49,165
-This is my underwear!
-Ew!
243
00:13:49,250 --> 00:13:50,580
Water. We need water.
244
00:13:52,375 --> 00:13:53,785
[both] Fish tank!
245
00:14:01,542 --> 00:14:04,882
Syd, you ever wonder
how that dent in your wall got there?
246
00:14:04,959 --> 00:14:07,129
Probably something dumb
my dad did as a kid.
247
00:14:07,208 --> 00:14:08,708
[both] Boys...
248
00:14:10,333 --> 00:14:11,213
[timer beeps]
249
00:14:11,291 --> 00:14:14,001
Time's up.
I can't wait to see how my hair looks.
250
00:14:14,083 --> 00:14:17,883
-Me, too! We make a good team.
-A great team.
251
00:14:17,959 --> 00:14:20,039
[screaming] Aah!
252
00:14:20,125 --> 00:14:22,745
[screaming] Aah!
253
00:14:24,625 --> 00:14:27,165
[screaming] Aah!
254
00:14:28,291 --> 00:14:31,501
[screaming] Aah!
255
00:14:35,792 --> 00:14:38,502
Maybe I'll shave my head,
or hide in the basement,
256
00:14:38,583 --> 00:14:39,713
or only go out at night.
257
00:14:40,333 --> 00:14:41,923
Please, butt-in with a suggestion.
258
00:14:44,333 --> 00:14:48,753
It says, "To remove semi-permanent dye,
wash hair with baking soda and shampoo."
259
00:14:48,834 --> 00:14:49,884
Yes.
260
00:14:52,500 --> 00:14:53,380
What?
261
00:14:54,125 --> 00:14:58,245
You didn't exactly buy semi-permanent dye.
262
00:14:58,333 --> 00:15:01,173
-Please don't say I bought permanent.
-Okay.
263
00:15:02,333 --> 00:15:04,043
What else would you like to talk about?
264
00:15:04,125 --> 00:15:06,995
-Olive, what am I going to do?
-[knocking]
265
00:15:07,083 --> 00:15:09,213
-Who is it?
-It's me, Dad.
268
00:15:09,959 --> 00:15:12,375
One second, Dad.
I just got out of the shower.
266
00:15:12,458 --> 00:15:14,038
-What am I gonna do?
-I don't know.
267
00:15:14,125 --> 00:15:15,665
I'm working on my own defense.
268
00:15:16,291 --> 00:15:18,081
Honey, I've got a surprise for you.
269
00:15:18,166 --> 00:15:20,166
She has one for you, too.
270
00:15:20,250 --> 00:15:22,460
I've been thinking back
to when I was your age,
271
00:15:22,542 --> 00:15:25,922
and I decided to lend you the money
to do your hair the way you want.
272
00:15:26,667 --> 00:15:27,537
You happy?
273
00:15:28,792 --> 00:15:29,792
Yes.
274
00:15:29,875 --> 00:15:32,625
In fact, I called the salon,
and they can take you right away.
275
00:15:33,417 --> 00:15:34,417
Awesome.
276
00:15:35,041 --> 00:15:37,421
Sydney, I know you were upset with me,
277
00:15:38,458 --> 00:15:40,578
but the important thing is
you respected my decision
278
00:15:40,667 --> 00:15:42,577
and that means more to me than anything.
279
00:15:43,583 --> 00:15:45,253
[whispers] Now he's just being mean.
280
00:15:51,959 --> 00:15:55,209
Okay, Syd, we're here.
So what's with the hat?
281
00:15:55,291 --> 00:15:58,381
Oh, this? It's, uh, my lucky hat.
282
00:15:59,041 --> 00:16:00,831
[muttering] And today I'm gonna need it.
283
00:16:02,166 --> 00:16:04,536
Hi, I'm Gia. You must be Sydney,
and you must be her dad.
284
00:16:04,625 --> 00:16:08,075
Max. And just so you know,
Sydney can do her hair however she wants.
285
00:16:08,166 --> 00:16:11,576
-Wow, what a great dad!
-I've got a great daughter.
286
00:16:11,667 --> 00:16:12,827
[laughs nervously]
287
00:16:15,542 --> 00:16:17,672
Dad, this could take, like, forever.
288
00:16:17,750 --> 00:16:20,080
Why don't you go to a movie
and have dinner?
289
00:16:20,166 --> 00:16:22,916
Maybe go to another movie...
and eat again.
290
00:16:24,083 --> 00:16:26,043
Are you kidding?
I don't want to miss a second of this.
291
00:16:26,125 --> 00:16:28,875
-Let me know when to hit record.
-Wow, what a great--
292
00:16:28,959 --> 00:16:30,459
You said that already!
293
00:16:32,500 --> 00:16:35,380
How awesome is this wig?
Forget the haircut, I want this.
294
00:16:35,458 --> 00:16:38,288
The blue one, blue's awesome,
brings out my eyes. Let's go.
295
00:16:38,375 --> 00:16:42,245
-Sydney.
-Or... or pink! Pink is even better.
296
00:16:42,333 --> 00:16:45,173
It's more me. It brings out my... gums.
297
00:16:45,250 --> 00:16:47,130
Sydney, stop.
298
00:16:47,667 --> 00:16:50,247
-I know what you're up to.
-You do?
299
00:16:50,333 --> 00:16:52,793
You're trying to save money.
Don't worry, this is my treat.
300
00:16:52,917 --> 00:16:55,627
Aw! Sydney,
why don't you go put on a smock?
301
00:16:57,458 --> 00:17:01,578
You know, when I was her age,
I wanted to look like a Dog Boy.
302
00:17:03,208 --> 00:17:04,498
It's a long story.
303
00:17:07,041 --> 00:17:09,421
Okay, time to take the hat off.
304
00:17:17,917 --> 00:17:19,957
Dad, could you please
give me some privacy?
305
00:17:20,041 --> 00:17:22,211
Getting a new look is kind of a big deal.
306
00:17:22,291 --> 00:17:24,831
Gia and I need to create a bond,
get a vibe going.
307
00:17:24,917 --> 00:17:27,077
-But, I--
-She's right. It's a girl thing.
308
00:17:27,709 --> 00:17:31,039
-Okay. Okay, I'll leave.
-Thank you.
309
00:17:31,667 --> 00:17:33,037
I'm gonna miss the old look.
310
00:17:38,458 --> 00:17:40,498
-Text me when you're done!
-You got it!
311
00:17:41,166 --> 00:17:45,746
-Maybe I'll wait in that yogurt place.
-Yeah, yeah. Yogurt's great.
312
00:17:45,834 --> 00:17:47,964
Although, there is that new salad spot.
313
00:17:48,458 --> 00:17:51,078
Salad, yeah, salad.
That's a healthy choice.
314
00:17:51,166 --> 00:17:54,786
Who am I kidding?
I'm getting a corn dog. Bye, honey.
315
00:18:03,041 --> 00:18:05,081
Dad, please don't stare at me.
316
00:18:06,333 --> 00:18:07,333
Say something.
317
00:18:08,166 --> 00:18:09,036
Yell.
318
00:18:09,583 --> 00:18:11,463
What in the world were you thinking?
319
00:18:15,208 --> 00:18:18,578
[hip-hop music playing]
320
00:18:25,709 --> 00:18:27,539
-[music stops]
-Okay. Let's see the new look.
321
00:18:27,625 --> 00:18:28,745
[gasps]
322
00:18:30,083 --> 00:18:32,753
Well, the important thing
is that you love it.
323
00:18:34,458 --> 00:18:38,078
-Sydney, go to your room.
-Dad, for the millionth time, I'm sorry.
324
00:18:38,166 --> 00:18:40,916
What's the haps?
Tell me the sitch, upload me.
325
00:18:41,000 --> 00:18:44,880
Turns out my daughter went behind my back,
and did her hair the way she wanted.
326
00:18:44,959 --> 00:18:46,999
-You mean like you did?
-He what?
327
00:18:47,625 --> 00:18:49,995
I wouldn't let him bleach it,
so he did it himself.
328
00:18:50,083 --> 00:18:52,043
It was like I gave birth
to a traffic cone.
329
00:18:53,417 --> 00:18:54,577
I can't believe you.
330
00:18:54,667 --> 00:18:57,497
You made me feel like an idiot
when you did the exact same thing.
331
00:18:57,583 --> 00:18:59,043
You're such a hypocrite!
332
00:19:02,750 --> 00:19:04,080
-[door slams]
-Wow.
333
00:19:04,959 --> 00:19:06,379
She's never talked to me like that,
334
00:19:07,041 --> 00:19:09,251
never done anything like that.
What is happening?
335
00:19:09,333 --> 00:19:12,383
-Your daughter's almost a teenager.
-No.
336
00:19:13,041 --> 00:19:15,581
No. No!
337
00:19:16,792 --> 00:19:19,292
It's not easy
being a single parent, is it?
338
00:19:19,375 --> 00:19:20,785
No, Mom, it's not.
339
00:19:20,875 --> 00:19:22,495
I guess that's why
you were so tough on me.
340
00:19:22,583 --> 00:19:24,423
What? I was dope!
341
00:19:27,875 --> 00:19:30,285
I can't believe you made me
go to school looking like this.
342
00:19:31,917 --> 00:19:35,127
The kids pretended
to roast marshmallows on my head!
343
00:19:35,208 --> 00:19:36,128
[laughs]
344
00:19:36,667 --> 00:19:39,077
That's so mean. Look...
345
00:19:39,875 --> 00:19:41,705
...I know it hasn't been easy
since the divorce,
346
00:19:41,792 --> 00:19:43,252
with your dad not being around.
347
00:19:43,333 --> 00:19:44,333
Yeah.
348
00:19:44,417 --> 00:19:47,247
He's always flying
all over the world to exotic places.
349
00:19:47,333 --> 00:19:50,133
He's an express delivery pilot.
Let's not get carried away.
350
00:19:51,333 --> 00:19:54,293
But that means
that I get stuck being the bad guy, Max.
351
00:19:54,375 --> 00:19:57,415
And trust me,
I'd much rather be the good guy.
352
00:19:58,417 --> 00:20:02,457
Mom, I know it's not easy
being a parent in today's crazy--
353
00:20:02,542 --> 00:20:04,962
Yeah, yeah. I'm beautiful,
I'm your sister. What do you want?
354
00:20:05,750 --> 00:20:08,080
-I want to get a nose ring.
-Beat it, Carrot Top.
358
00:20:16,458 --> 00:20:19,208
-[knocking]
-Go away!
355
00:20:23,250 --> 00:20:25,170
-We need to talk.
-Well, I'm not listening.
356
00:20:25,250 --> 00:20:27,420
-You were absolutely right.
-I'm listening.
357
00:20:29,875 --> 00:20:31,665
I was being a hypocrite.
358
00:20:32,750 --> 00:20:34,040
I did the same thing you did.
359
00:20:35,750 --> 00:20:37,290
Right in this room.
360
00:20:38,000 --> 00:20:40,250
So why'd you get so mad when I did it?
361
00:20:40,333 --> 00:20:43,423
I was hoping we have a better relationship
than I did with my mom.
362
00:20:44,583 --> 00:20:47,503
Her answer to everything was,
"Because I said so."
363
00:20:48,875 --> 00:20:51,205
And now I've become
the "because I said so" guy.
364
00:20:51,917 --> 00:20:54,417
No, you're not. You're not that guy.
365
00:20:54,500 --> 00:20:57,080
-How do you know?
-Because I said so.
366
00:20:59,000 --> 00:21:00,670
Dad, you changed your mind.
367
00:21:00,750 --> 00:21:02,750
You were going to let me
do my hair the way I wanted,
368
00:21:02,834 --> 00:21:05,214
so it was kind of my fault.
369
00:21:05,875 --> 00:21:08,745
-I know. That's why you're grounded.
-I'm what?
370
00:21:08,834 --> 00:21:11,584
-But that's not important right now.
-Feels pretty important.
371
00:21:13,041 --> 00:21:14,081
Sydney,
372
00:21:14,959 --> 00:21:16,419
this isn't just about your hair.
373
00:21:17,291 --> 00:21:19,831
This is about you trying
to find your place in the world.
374
00:21:19,917 --> 00:21:21,577
Seventh grade can be a scary time.
375
00:21:21,667 --> 00:21:23,707
-I'm not scared.
-I meant for me.
376
00:21:25,583 --> 00:21:27,293
I've got to face the fact
you're growing up,
377
00:21:27,375 --> 00:21:29,285
changing, discovering boys.
378
00:21:29,375 --> 00:21:31,455
Not to mention all the things
going on in your body.
379
00:21:31,542 --> 00:21:33,882
-Grandma!
-No, no, no, no.
380
00:21:35,083 --> 00:21:37,503
I know it hasn't been easy
growing up without your mom,
381
00:21:38,834 --> 00:21:41,134
but we're gonna get through it
like we always have.
382
00:21:43,041 --> 00:21:45,041
Okay, maybe you're right.
383
00:21:45,125 --> 00:21:51,035
Maybe I'm a teeny-tiny, teeny-teeny-tiny
bit nervous about seventh grade.
384
00:21:51,917 --> 00:21:53,327
There's so many kids,
385
00:21:54,417 --> 00:21:55,997
and I don't want to get lost.
386
00:21:56,542 --> 00:21:57,792
I understand.
387
00:21:59,500 --> 00:22:02,500
And I get that you want to change,
take chances,
388
00:22:02,583 --> 00:22:04,583
but you don't have to do it overnight.
389
00:22:05,709 --> 00:22:07,209
So, slow down?
390
00:22:10,000 --> 00:22:11,250
Baby steps?
391
00:22:12,083 --> 00:22:16,633
Okay, but they're not "baby steps."
They're "cool adult lady steps."
392
00:22:20,041 --> 00:22:22,461
-Love you, Dad.
-Love you, too.
393
00:22:24,792 --> 00:22:26,712
-Okay, let's get going.
-Where?
394
00:22:26,792 --> 00:22:29,332
The salon. I'm not letting you
spend seventh grade looking like that.
395
00:22:29,417 --> 00:22:33,037
-Seriously?
-Seriously. Right after I take this GIF.
396
00:22:35,792 --> 00:22:37,752
Whoa, whoa, whoa!
397
00:22:45,208 --> 00:22:47,038
-[door slams]
-[snorts] Flank and fire!
398
00:22:47,125 --> 00:22:48,375
Flank and fire!
399
00:22:49,375 --> 00:22:50,745
Grandma, are you okay?
400
00:22:50,834 --> 00:22:52,544
Oh, I just got back
from a game of paintball.
401
00:22:53,166 --> 00:22:54,416
We lost a lot of good men.
402
00:22:55,834 --> 00:22:59,424
-So, what do you think?
-Oh, baby girl, it's lit!
403
00:22:59,500 --> 00:23:01,540
I thought you were going
for something more extreme.
404
00:23:01,625 --> 00:23:04,955
Yeah, well, I decided right now
"extreme" might be a little too extreme.
405
00:23:05,500 --> 00:23:07,960
Especially after hearing
how my dad's hair turned out.
406
00:23:08,083 --> 00:23:10,793
-Oh, you mean "Big Red?"
-[both] Big Red!
407
00:23:10,875 --> 00:23:12,825
Okay, up to your room.
408
00:23:12,917 --> 00:23:14,827
Do I really have to be grounded?
409
00:23:14,917 --> 00:23:17,497
Yep, but you're gonna look
mad-fleek doing it.
410
00:23:17,583 --> 00:23:19,753
Dad, you promised
you'd stay off social media.
411
00:23:19,834 --> 00:23:20,924
I get it.
412
00:23:21,000 --> 00:23:24,000
-Okay, later, Grandma.
-Later, Noodle. [smooches]
413
00:23:24,083 --> 00:23:24,963
[both] Pow!
414
00:23:26,959 --> 00:23:30,379
Ah, remember when I used to ground you,
and you'd try to sneak out your window
415
00:23:30,458 --> 00:23:32,708
and climb down the tree.
But I always caught you.
416
00:23:32,792 --> 00:23:36,462
Not always, sometimes.
Once in a while.
417
00:23:36,542 --> 00:23:37,582
Okay, every time.
418
00:23:39,417 --> 00:23:41,287
I'm not the same parent you were.
419
00:23:41,375 --> 00:23:45,035
Sydney and I have a special bond,
a mutual respect.
420
00:23:45,125 --> 00:23:47,745
-[body thuds]
-Did you hear something?
421
00:23:50,834 --> 00:23:51,884
Not a thing.
422
00:23:56,417 --> 00:23:57,537
[man] Oh, yeah.
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