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[Freddie crying]
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Jesus Christ!
What do you want?
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Man, I've had, like,
two hours of sleep
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in the last six months.
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You want me to tell you
what happened last week
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on Shameless?
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I don't even remember
my own name, for Christ's sake.
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Get out of here.
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[Carl] Hey, was waffling
an admission of guilt
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out of that guy
without a lawyer present
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ethical or whatever?
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Our job isn't law or ethics.
It's justice.
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That guy was running away
from the cops,
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and he admitted guilt--
end of story.
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So I was thinking I'm gonna
change out the windows,
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and, uh, I was actually
gonna replace 'em
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with double glaze, anyway.
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Ugh, we gotta stop
hemorrhaging money.
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I gotta get a picture
for Little Miss South Side.
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Oh, look how beautiful you are.
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My girls
have Little Miss South Side
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written all over their faces.
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[robber]
You got a boner?
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No, that's my money roll.
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-Can we have it?
-Hmm?
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[gun cocking]
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-Uh...
-[Mickey] You two need
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to pay someone security
for your daily cash run.
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So pay me 25 percent
of your gross profits,
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I'll do it for you.
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Security and armed transport
from the bar to the bank.
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I think we should do it.
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[Wyatt] How about
don't be a little bitch,
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and you get to keep your job?
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I'm not anybody's bitch.
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[cheers and applause]
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rock music
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Think of all
the luck you got
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Know that
it's not for naught
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You were beaming
once before
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But it's not like that
anymore
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What is this downside
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That you speak of?
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What is this feeling
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You're so sure of?
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Round up
the friends you got
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Know that
they're not for naught
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You were willing
once before
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But it's not like that
anymore
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What is this downside
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That you speak of?
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What is this feeling
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You're so sure of?
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[birds chirping]
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[engine rumbling]
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[person] Hey, come on!
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[dogs barking]
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[gunshots]
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[laughter]
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[dogs barking]
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[death metal music blaring
on stereo]
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[Terry groans]
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Hey, look.
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Our new neighbors
came to welcome us,
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even my pansy former son
and his stink-dick boyfriend.
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I guess the city must've
made good on their threat
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to condemn our old house.
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That or the meth lab
caught fire again.
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Well, what are they
doing here, though?
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Terry's been banging the lady
who owns this place
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for a couple of years.
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Calls it his plan B.
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Mrs. McCurdy?
She's, like, 90.
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Gotta do
what you gotta do, man.
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-Ugh.
-What's that smell?
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[Frank] That's the stench
of abject poverty, son.
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Sickening, isn't it?
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Actually, I think it might
be those chickens.
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[Mickey] Oh, no,
those ain't chickens.
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Those are cocks.
Like, for cockfighting?
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-Fighting chickens?
-They like it.
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If they don't die.
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It's natural for 'em.
You know, it's fun.
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We have to move.
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I don't wanna be the reason
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for the next
Black Lives Matter march.
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I'll get Trayvon Martin-ed
for sure if we stay here.
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-[gunshots]
-[Debbie] Jesus!
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[laughing]
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-[person] Ow!
-[Ian] Why's he shooting
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-random shit?
-[laughs] Aw...
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He's playing
"I Spy, You Shoot."
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"I Spy, You Shoot"?
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It's a kids' game.
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Yeah, kid says,
"I spy with my little eye
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that red stop sign,"
or whatever,
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and then the adult...
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shoots the stop sign.
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Get off your fucking
high horses.
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Anybody here feel like
they're the product
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of good parenting,
raise your hand.
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Okay, I don't have time
for this shit.
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I gotta get Franny ready.
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Where is Franny?
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[Terry] Fuck it, just dump
the used motor oil in the yard.
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[Carl] So I was thinking
we could go check out
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that street racing club
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at the abandoned
over on Fulton.
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Maybe get into
a high-speed car chase.
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Ooh, maybe we could
stake out the First Federal,
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stop a bank robbery
in progress.
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Or we can infiltrate
the Mafia,
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take down the Bajio Family
from the inside.
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Or we down a couple
of these bad boys,
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do all of the above.
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Hey.
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You know, I'm starting
to like you, Gallagher.
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Most rooks can't hang,
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but it's like
police work is sex
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and you've been poppin' Viagra
all day.
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You hard right now,
aren't you?
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I'm very hard right now,
ma'am.
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-Fully erect for police work.
-[chuckles]
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[dispatch]
Got a 28-05 on Benson
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in front of the La Chiquita.
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Twenty-eight-oh-five?
What's that?
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Assault? Human trafficking?
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Shots fired.
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It's loitering.
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Hit it, Billie.
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[siren wailing]
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Franny.
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rock music
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[knocks]
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I did my hair.
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[footsteps]
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Oh, my God!
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Again with the back splatter?
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Backsplash.
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[scoffs]
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So, um...
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any interest in brunch?
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[sighs]
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Are we brunch people now?
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An old teacher of mine
invited us.
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[grunts]
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You're friends
with an old teacher?
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Uh, Mr. Hanisian.
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He just moved back
from St. Louis.
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I don't know.
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Wasting the rest of the morning
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eating pastries
with some old dude
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who taught you, what,
pre-algebra?
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-History? Creative writing?
-Music.
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Oh.
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Great, maybe he can teach us
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how to play "Hot Cross Buns"
on the recorder.
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So is that a no?
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Brunch is a scam.
You know that, right?
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Marketers literally
just made up a fourth meal,
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and we're all supposed
to go along with it?
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Okay.
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Well, he really wanted
to meet you,
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but I'll just tell him
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that you're
too big of an asshole to come.
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Everything you wanted
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I gave you it...
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Well, that must be our perp.
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-[Carl] The loosie lady?
-[Leesie] Know her?
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Yeah, she been selling squares
out here forever.
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-Is that illegal?
-Gotta have a license.
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Look like she has
a license to you?
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Hey there, Officer.
Something I can get you?
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I got menthol and regular.
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Oh, we're not buying.
Uh, we just--
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Gallagher.
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Any relation to Lip?
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-Yeah, he's my brother.
-[laughs]
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He used to be my best customer.
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I haven't seen that handsome
face in a month of Sundays.
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-Did he get busted again?
-No, he actually had a baby.
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Ugh! Them newborn babies
is bad for business.
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-Hey.
-So look, unfortunately--
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Y'all still live over there
by the Washingtons?
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You know the Washingtons?
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Ooh, yeah, we used to--
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[over loudspeaker]
Fucking move your ass!
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I catch you selling
out here again,
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I'm busting your ass,
and I'm taking you in.
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Okay!
Miss June respects the police.
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Yes, she does.
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All lives matter.
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Blue lives.
Them blue lives matter.
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Especially them blue lives.
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I was doing it.
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Could've fooled me.
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[Harley Quinn on TV]
It's me, dickhead.
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Uh, by the way...
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Hey, what you doin' today?
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[Joker on TV]
"It's me, dickhead,"
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or just "me, dickhead"?
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Yo...
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Ian.
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I'm just trying
to find the strength
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to get off the couch
and search for another
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minimum-wage,
dead-end, soul-crushing job
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to appease my parole officer.
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Yeah, well...
what if I offer you a job?
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As what, getaway car driver?
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Come on, weed money security
for the Alibi.
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It's your lucky day, bitch.
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-Come on.
-Yeah, thanks but no, thanks.
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Fuck you.
Why not?
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I'm not doing anything
illegal.
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Weed's legal now.
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Look, stop eating your weight
in Froot Loops.
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Go get dressed.
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Go on.
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I don't think it's a good idea
for us to work together.
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Oh. Oh, oh.
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Well, let's get this shit
straight, then,
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'cause it's not
"workin' together."
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You're workin' for me,
all right?
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I'm the boss.
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rock music
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No, thanks.
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[Frank]
First comes crime,
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then drugs.
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Then they impregnate our women,
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take over our schools,
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drain and defraud
our public safety nets,
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and finally,
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the introduction of some
rare, communicable diseases
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which they brought from
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whatever exotic or savage place
they originally came from.
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Weren't they living,
like, five minutes from here?
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That's beside the point.
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Our pure immune systems
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can't handle
a Milkovich virus this close.
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It's like living
right next door
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to a nuclear waste dump.
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Sooner or later,
the radiation's gonna get ya.
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This only ends with death.
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We're gonna die?
For real?
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Odds just shot up considerably.
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-[dog barking]
-So we should move.
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That's still my vote: move.
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We don't cut and run.
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That's not the Gallagher way.
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We have a history
to defend here.
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A culture.
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A community.
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No, we gotta figure out
how to stop them
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before their slimy
poverty tentacles unfurl
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and devour everything
on this block.
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[Terry] What are you
starin' at, Gallagher?
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Uh, just watching
the neighborhood go to shit
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in real time.
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We're the reason
261
00:10:07,231 --> 00:10:08,941
the neighborhood's
goin' to shit?
262
00:10:08,983 --> 00:10:10,318
You were here first.
263
00:10:10,359 --> 00:10:11,402
What makes the Gallaghers
264
00:10:11,444 --> 00:10:12,653
so much better
than the Milkoviches?
265
00:10:12,695 --> 00:10:16,198
You mean other than, uh,
daily showers
266
00:10:16,240 --> 00:10:18,075
and the lack of swastikas?
267
00:10:18,117 --> 00:10:20,953
It's a long list, Terry.
We'll be here all day.
268
00:10:20,995 --> 00:10:22,622
You think
you're better'n me?
269
00:10:22,663 --> 00:10:25,166
Yes, as a matter of fact,
I do.
270
00:10:25,207 --> 00:10:27,460
I am.
We're all better than you.
271
00:10:27,501 --> 00:10:29,170
The only thing
you're better than
272
00:10:29,211 --> 00:10:31,380
is the blacks and the Mexicans
273
00:10:31,422 --> 00:10:32,757
and the Jews.
274
00:10:32,798 --> 00:10:35,301
Otherwise, you're a grade-F
lowlife like the rest of us.
275
00:10:35,343 --> 00:10:36,844
Take that back.
276
00:10:36,886 --> 00:10:37,970
Fuck no.
277
00:10:38,012 --> 00:10:39,263
I said take that back.
278
00:10:39,305 --> 00:10:41,807
Why don't you come over here
and make me?
279
00:10:44,560 --> 00:10:46,854
You're lucky
my son's here, Terry.
280
00:10:46,896 --> 00:10:47,855
'Cause if I wasn't trying
281
00:10:47,897 --> 00:10:50,983
to set a positive example
for him...
282
00:10:51,025 --> 00:10:52,193
[Terry] Bawk, bawk, bawk, bawk.
283
00:10:52,234 --> 00:10:54,862
Baaaawk, bawk, bawk.
[chuckles]
284
00:10:54,904 --> 00:10:57,531
Drumming Bird's
"Second Best" playing
285
00:10:57,573 --> 00:10:59,742
Don't harass me
if I'm here on time
286
00:10:59,784 --> 00:11:02,328
Another day
on the assembly line...
287
00:11:02,370 --> 00:11:05,164
-Fuck you do to that kid?
-She did it herself.
288
00:11:05,206 --> 00:11:07,541
Thought superglue was hair gel.
289
00:11:07,583 --> 00:11:09,293
[laughs]
Kids are idiots.
290
00:11:09,335 --> 00:11:11,462
-No offense, Franny.
-[Debbie] Her head size?
291
00:11:11,504 --> 00:11:12,922
Uh, small?
Extra-small.
292
00:11:12,963 --> 00:11:16,133
She just turned five,
so whatever your smallest--
293
00:11:16,175 --> 00:11:17,343
Okay. No problem.
294
00:11:17,385 --> 00:11:19,178
-[phone clatters]
-Literally nobody
295
00:11:19,220 --> 00:11:20,680
carries wigs for kids.
296
00:11:20,721 --> 00:11:23,599
How 'bout you just let her
compete with her new do?
297
00:11:23,641 --> 00:11:25,351
This stuff ain't comin' out,
298
00:11:25,393 --> 00:11:27,603
and she actually
looks kind of punk rock.
299
00:11:27,645 --> 00:11:29,397
[Mickey] No way.
That shit looks terrible.
300
00:11:29,438 --> 00:11:30,940
Yeah, that's exactly
what I'm talking about.
301
00:11:30,981 --> 00:11:33,275
I mean, how am I gonna
stand a chance with the judges
302
00:11:33,317 --> 00:11:36,529
if even Mickey can see
that my kid looks like a...
303
00:11:36,570 --> 00:11:39,240
walking, talking
dumpster fire?
304
00:11:39,281 --> 00:11:40,241
No offense, Franny.
305
00:11:40,282 --> 00:11:41,450
You're both
conditioned to think
306
00:11:41,492 --> 00:11:44,078
girls have to look,
like, one way.
307
00:11:44,120 --> 00:11:45,329
Why does Franny
have to conform?
308
00:11:45,371 --> 00:11:47,289
You're just piling
your princess complex on her
309
00:11:47,331 --> 00:11:48,999
'cause of your own childhood.
310
00:11:49,041 --> 00:11:49,875
Break the cycle.
311
00:11:49,917 --> 00:11:50,960
I am totally committed
312
00:11:51,001 --> 00:11:53,671
to tearing down false ideals
of feminine beauty...
313
00:11:53,713 --> 00:11:55,339
after Franny wins
Little Miss South Side.
314
00:11:55,381 --> 00:11:57,174
[Mickey] You guys should
check out the, uh,
315
00:11:57,216 --> 00:11:58,300
children's hospital.
316
00:11:58,342 --> 00:11:59,719
They got all the cancer kids
with the bald heads.
317
00:11:59,760 --> 00:12:01,011
I mean, they gotta have
wigs over there
318
00:12:01,053 --> 00:12:03,347
so they don't scare the other
kids when they go home.
319
00:12:03,389 --> 00:12:05,391
-If they go home.
-That's a great idea, Mickey.
320
00:12:05,433 --> 00:12:07,476
I'm declaring
a Gallagher war.
321
00:12:07,518 --> 00:12:09,395
-Debbie, can I count on you?
-Shh. On the phone.
322
00:12:09,437 --> 00:12:10,604
[Sandy] A war on what?
323
00:12:10,646 --> 00:12:15,192
A war to rid this community
of the Milkovich scourge.
324
00:12:15,693 --> 00:12:18,154
Uh, you realize
I'm a Milkovich, right?
325
00:12:18,195 --> 00:12:20,406
Yeah, me too.
326
00:12:20,448 --> 00:12:21,574
Oh.
327
00:12:21,615 --> 00:12:24,201
Well, some Southerners
fought with the North
328
00:12:24,243 --> 00:12:25,286
against slavery.
329
00:12:25,327 --> 00:12:28,456
You can join our cause
if your heart is true.
330
00:12:28,497 --> 00:12:29,498
Yeah, you're not gonna win.
331
00:12:29,540 --> 00:12:31,751
Milkoviches
are an invasive species.
332
00:12:31,792 --> 00:12:33,669
We don't die.
We multiply.
333
00:12:33,711 --> 00:12:34,795
Come on, you're making
our family sound
334
00:12:34,837 --> 00:12:36,297
way worse
than they actually are.
335
00:12:36,338 --> 00:12:38,382
Didn't your dad
try to kill you?
336
00:12:38,424 --> 00:12:39,383
Whatever.
337
00:12:39,425 --> 00:12:40,593
Look, the point is,
I'm not just gonna
338
00:12:40,634 --> 00:12:41,886
sit here and let you shit-talk
my family.
339
00:12:41,927 --> 00:12:44,889
If you're content to fall
on the wrong side of history,
340
00:12:44,930 --> 00:12:45,848
suit yourself.
341
00:12:45,890 --> 00:12:48,225
Just know that you will
be judged harshly
342
00:12:48,267 --> 00:12:49,935
for years to come.
343
00:12:50,519 --> 00:12:52,646
Debbie!
War?
344
00:12:52,688 --> 00:12:53,647
Saint Brigid's gift shop
345
00:12:53,689 --> 00:12:55,232
carries a whole line
of kids' wigs.
346
00:12:55,274 --> 00:12:56,358
If we leave right now,
we can make it
347
00:12:56,400 --> 00:12:58,235
in time
for Little Miss South Side.
348
00:12:58,277 --> 00:12:59,153
Eee!
349
00:12:59,195 --> 00:13:00,196
[Lip] Mm, you see this?
350
00:13:00,237 --> 00:13:02,072
Two eggs and toast
for 14 bucks?
351
00:13:02,114 --> 00:13:03,407
-Uh-huh.
-It's a total scam.
352
00:13:03,449 --> 00:13:04,575
-Oh, there he is!
-It's crazy.
353
00:13:04,617 --> 00:13:07,495
-Ah! There she is.
-Hi!
354
00:13:07,536 --> 00:13:09,079
-Oh!
-[Tami] Oh!
355
00:13:09,121 --> 00:13:10,915
[Marcos] Oh, my gosh.
356
00:13:10,956 --> 00:13:12,333
[Tami sighs]
357
00:13:12,374 --> 00:13:13,751
Wow.
358
00:13:13,793 --> 00:13:14,960
And this must be
the lucky fella.
359
00:13:15,002 --> 00:13:18,255
Hey, yeah, the famous
Mr., uh, Hanisian, right?
360
00:13:18,297 --> 00:13:19,298
I'm, uh, Lip.
361
00:13:19,340 --> 00:13:21,509
Jesus! "Mr. Hanisian"?
Please.
362
00:13:21,550 --> 00:13:22,802
It's Marcos.
363
00:13:22,843 --> 00:13:26,180
I haven't been Tam-Tam's
teacher for a very long time.
364
00:13:26,222 --> 00:13:27,681
-"Tam-Tam."
-Yes.
365
00:13:27,723 --> 00:13:29,558
It's a long story,
but it has something to do
366
00:13:29,600 --> 00:13:31,894
-with the tragic fate of a--
-The drum!
367
00:13:31,936 --> 00:13:33,479
Oh, my God.
368
00:13:33,521 --> 00:13:35,481
[laughing] The drum!
369
00:13:35,523 --> 00:13:37,858
I totally forgot about that,
but...
370
00:13:37,900 --> 00:13:38,651
My gosh.
371
00:13:38,692 --> 00:13:40,444
Oh, my fiancée
sends her regards.
372
00:13:40,486 --> 00:13:42,112
She was gonna join us,
but she got this call
373
00:13:42,154 --> 00:13:43,447
for a last-second interview.
374
00:13:43,489 --> 00:13:45,282
-Fiancée?
-Yes.
375
00:13:45,324 --> 00:13:46,242
[laughs]
376
00:13:46,283 --> 00:13:48,202
-Congrats!
-Thank you.
377
00:13:48,828 --> 00:13:50,287
Oh, I made the reservation.
378
00:13:50,329 --> 00:13:53,040
Let me just go tell 'em
we're only three.
379
00:13:53,082 --> 00:13:55,793
[Tami sighs, giggles]
380
00:13:56,669 --> 00:13:57,670
[laughs]
Yeah!
381
00:13:57,711 --> 00:14:00,673
upbeat music
382
00:14:05,594 --> 00:14:07,638
Oh, what are you doin'?
383
00:14:07,680 --> 00:14:10,266
-Cleaning my gun.
-Yeah. Why?
384
00:14:10,307 --> 00:14:11,642
Gotta transport cash
for the Alibi.
385
00:14:11,684 --> 00:14:13,644
I thought you said
this job was legal.
386
00:14:13,686 --> 00:14:16,397
-It is.
-Is the gun even registered?
387
00:14:16,438 --> 00:14:18,023
[laughing] Of course not.
388
00:14:18,065 --> 00:14:18,983
You're a convicted felon.
389
00:14:19,024 --> 00:14:20,776
Are you allowed
to have a gun at all?
390
00:14:20,818 --> 00:14:22,570
That's why it's not
registered, dumbass.
391
00:14:22,611 --> 00:14:24,822
Yeah, so weed might be legal,
but carrying a gun
392
00:14:24,864 --> 00:14:27,616
as a convicted felon
is about as illegal as it gets.
393
00:14:27,658 --> 00:14:30,369
What happens
if you get arrested,
394
00:14:30,411 --> 00:14:31,412
get sent back to prison?
395
00:14:31,453 --> 00:14:34,498
Look, I'm doin' security.
Need a gun.
396
00:14:34,540 --> 00:14:36,542
Do you have anything
resembling an imagination
397
00:14:36,584 --> 00:14:38,878
in that fucking skull of yours?
398
00:14:40,129 --> 00:14:41,964
No. I like facts.
399
00:14:42,006 --> 00:14:43,674
Things that are real.
Shit I can hold.
400
00:14:43,716 --> 00:14:44,800
[cartridge clicks, gun cocking]
401
00:14:44,842 --> 00:14:47,219
-Like a gun.
-[gun clicks]
402
00:14:49,972 --> 00:14:52,683
Kev, where's Amy?
Can't be late!
403
00:14:52,725 --> 00:14:53,726
[footsteps]
404
00:14:53,767 --> 00:14:57,897
-She doesn't wanna go.
-What? She's goin'!
405
00:14:57,938 --> 00:15:00,190
I'm sorry you didn't
make the cut for the contest
406
00:15:00,232 --> 00:15:01,108
and Gemma did.
407
00:15:01,150 --> 00:15:03,235
I know how bad you wanna
be standing beside her,
408
00:15:03,277 --> 00:15:04,904
competing for the title,
409
00:15:04,945 --> 00:15:06,280
but it's a cold world,
baby girl,
410
00:15:06,322 --> 00:15:07,281
and it ain't gettin'
much warmer,
411
00:15:07,323 --> 00:15:09,325
so fix your face,
put your mask up,
412
00:15:09,366 --> 00:15:11,035
and get ready to cheer
for your sister.
413
00:15:11,076 --> 00:15:12,953
-[Frank] We got a problem!
-[Kev] Jesus, Frank!
414
00:15:12,995 --> 00:15:14,038
[Veronica]
Where's your mask?
415
00:15:14,079 --> 00:15:15,372
You can't just walk
into our house.
416
00:15:15,414 --> 00:15:16,790
-It's an emergency!
-What happened?
417
00:15:16,832 --> 00:15:20,628
Our community has been
infiltrated by undesirables.
418
00:15:20,669 --> 00:15:22,796
-The Milkoviches.
-[Frank] We gotta ban together
419
00:15:22,838 --> 00:15:24,673
and figure out a way
to drive them back
420
00:15:24,715 --> 00:15:27,301
to the vermin-infested
hellhole they crawled out of.
421
00:15:27,343 --> 00:15:28,636
[Veronica]
I will make them a pie.
422
00:15:28,677 --> 00:15:30,888
It's the best way to win over
problem neighbors,
423
00:15:30,930 --> 00:15:32,389
the good, old-fashioned way.
424
00:15:32,431 --> 00:15:33,682
-Kev, I gotta go.
-[Kev] You know, Frank,
425
00:15:33,724 --> 00:15:35,517
the Milkoviches
might be awful,
426
00:15:35,559 --> 00:15:36,602
but living next to them
427
00:15:36,644 --> 00:15:38,520
can't be much worse
than living next to you.
428
00:15:38,562 --> 00:15:40,314
soft rock music
429
00:15:40,356 --> 00:15:41,774
Uh-huh.
430
00:15:44,360 --> 00:15:45,736
Oh, hell no.
431
00:15:47,613 --> 00:15:48,614
Handle this.
432
00:15:50,699 --> 00:15:51,617
I'm on it.
433
00:15:54,495 --> 00:15:57,039
Take it easy, Paul Bunyan.
434
00:15:57,081 --> 00:16:00,292
Chop you down to size
real quick.
435
00:16:03,879 --> 00:16:05,798
How do we get rid
of these fuckers?
436
00:16:07,424 --> 00:16:08,592
I-I don't know.
437
00:16:14,139 --> 00:16:16,266
Still poutin'
over that loosie lady stop?
438
00:16:16,308 --> 00:16:18,310
No. I'm good.
439
00:16:19,061 --> 00:16:21,689
Could've just shot her.
You know that, right?
440
00:16:21,730 --> 00:16:23,148
-Would've been way quicker.
-Or you could've just
441
00:16:23,190 --> 00:16:25,275
-gave the woman a break.
-That ain't no woman.
442
00:16:25,317 --> 00:16:28,862
Don't you recognize big-dick
energy when you see it?
443
00:16:30,155 --> 00:16:31,657
Look, we are cops.
444
00:16:31,699 --> 00:16:33,867
We stop crime, period.
445
00:16:33,909 --> 00:16:36,036
Fuck all this
community policing shit.
446
00:16:36,078 --> 00:16:38,539
We bust heads.
We arrest people.
447
00:16:38,580 --> 00:16:40,165
That is our job.
448
00:16:40,207 --> 00:16:43,335
Plus, all that jaw-jackin'
you were doin' with that lady,
449
00:16:43,377 --> 00:16:44,837
you let your guard down.
450
00:16:44,878 --> 00:16:47,381
That's exactly what
some of these mopes want.
451
00:16:47,423 --> 00:16:50,592
Get you comfortable,
get familiar,
452
00:16:50,634 --> 00:16:51,885
get close,
453
00:16:51,927 --> 00:16:54,555
then they take out a blade
and they slice you.
454
00:16:54,596 --> 00:16:57,224
Seen it a thousand times.
455
00:16:57,850 --> 00:16:59,101
I don't think the loosie lady
456
00:16:59,143 --> 00:17:00,561
-would try to cut me.
-[laughs] Oh!
457
00:17:00,602 --> 00:17:02,938
You think that she's made it
out here on these streets
458
00:17:02,980 --> 00:17:05,899
for this long
without cuttin' somebody?
459
00:17:06,525 --> 00:17:08,652
Shi-i-it.
460
00:17:08,694 --> 00:17:11,113
I got a bridge to sell you.
461
00:17:11,155 --> 00:17:13,157
You'll see.
462
00:17:14,033 --> 00:17:15,576
[Debbie] Eventually, we're
gonna have to do something
463
00:17:15,617 --> 00:17:16,910
about your relatives
living next door.
464
00:17:16,952 --> 00:17:18,871
I can't even park my truck
outside anymore.
465
00:17:18,912 --> 00:17:20,164
Oh, yeah,
that's a smart move.
466
00:17:20,205 --> 00:17:22,666
My cousins will break into it
for sure.
467
00:17:22,708 --> 00:17:24,710
I mean, there is one
silver lining, though.
468
00:17:24,752 --> 00:17:26,795
[Sandy chuckles]
What's that?
469
00:17:26,837 --> 00:17:28,422
[Debbie]
Well, you know, now you and I
470
00:17:28,464 --> 00:17:29,715
live right next to each other.
471
00:17:29,757 --> 00:17:32,217
-Hmm?
-Um...
472
00:17:32,259 --> 00:17:34,636
I mean, I don't
live with them anymore.
473
00:17:34,678 --> 00:17:36,013
You don't?
474
00:17:36,055 --> 00:17:38,223
-Then where do you live?
-[Veronica] Debbie?
475
00:17:38,265 --> 00:17:39,850
Hey!
476
00:17:39,892 --> 00:17:41,769
[gasps]
Oh, my gosh.
477
00:17:41,810 --> 00:17:43,228
Look at you, Gemma.
478
00:17:43,270 --> 00:17:46,440
Don't you look pretty?
Where you guys headed?
479
00:17:46,482 --> 00:17:48,192
Little Miss South Side.
480
00:17:48,233 --> 00:17:49,109
Oh!
481
00:17:49,151 --> 00:17:50,778
Franny's a finalist
in Little Miss South Side.
482
00:17:50,819 --> 00:17:53,280
[laughs]
You're kidding.
483
00:17:53,322 --> 00:17:53,989
No.
484
00:17:54,031 --> 00:17:56,617
I-I didn't know you entered.
485
00:17:56,658 --> 00:17:58,035
I didn't know
you entered either.
486
00:17:58,077 --> 00:18:01,371
It's getting hot
in here...
487
00:18:01,413 --> 00:18:03,582
The more, the merrier, right?
488
00:18:03,624 --> 00:18:04,792
Mm-hmm.
489
00:18:04,833 --> 00:18:07,669
A little friendly competition
never hurt anyone.
490
00:18:07,711 --> 00:18:09,713
Exactly.
This'll be fun.
491
00:18:09,755 --> 00:18:11,507
So much fun.
492
00:18:11,548 --> 00:18:12,966
This'll be so much fun.
493
00:18:13,008 --> 00:18:14,176
rock music
494
00:18:14,218 --> 00:18:15,636
Welcome to the lion's den
495
00:18:15,677 --> 00:18:17,638
You want me to replace my gun
with this shit?
496
00:18:17,679 --> 00:18:19,306
No, look.
497
00:18:19,348 --> 00:18:21,767
All you need is your reputation
as a Milkovich
498
00:18:21,809 --> 00:18:23,018
and a little help
looking the part,
499
00:18:23,060 --> 00:18:24,478
and no one will fuck with you.
500
00:18:24,520 --> 00:18:25,604
Uh-huh.
501
00:18:25,646 --> 00:18:27,147
Job's gonna be fuckin' sweet,
man.
502
00:18:27,189 --> 00:18:30,943
I get to transport
drugs and money legally.
503
00:18:30,984 --> 00:18:33,445
-Sky's the limit, bitch.
-Right.
504
00:18:34,738 --> 00:18:36,448
Hey, thought you'd
be happy, man.
505
00:18:36,490 --> 00:18:37,908
I can get us a new place.
506
00:18:37,950 --> 00:18:39,159
Gotta move out of your house
507
00:18:39,201 --> 00:18:40,953
now that my fuckin' dad
moved next door.
508
00:18:40,994 --> 00:18:43,455
Oh, so you admit having
the Milkoviches next door
509
00:18:43,497 --> 00:18:44,665
-is a problem.
-Fuck yeah.
510
00:18:44,706 --> 00:18:46,750
We're loud, violent,
racist homophobes
511
00:18:46,792 --> 00:18:48,168
with serious hygiene issues.
512
00:18:48,210 --> 00:18:49,419
My dad tried
to fuckin' kill us.
513
00:18:49,461 --> 00:18:51,463
I just didn't wanna say that
in front of your family
514
00:18:51,505 --> 00:18:52,756
'cause...fuck 'em.
515
00:18:52,798 --> 00:18:55,509
Gallaghers are only, like, one
small step above Milkoviches
516
00:18:55,551 --> 00:18:57,344
on, like,
the shitty family ladder.
517
00:19:07,688 --> 00:19:08,772
Jesus.
518
00:19:08,814 --> 00:19:11,275
You want me to play fuckin'
dress-up G.I. Joe?
519
00:19:11,316 --> 00:19:12,568
Look the part.
520
00:19:12,609 --> 00:19:13,819
Everyone will think
you're some sort
521
00:19:13,861 --> 00:19:16,613
of special forces
military badass or somethin'.
522
00:19:16,655 --> 00:19:18,115
Yeah, I'm not wearin' that shit
523
00:19:18,157 --> 00:19:20,200
unless you're wearin' it
with me.
524
00:19:20,242 --> 00:19:21,952
No way.
525
00:19:21,994 --> 00:19:23,162
Okay, good.
526
00:19:23,203 --> 00:19:24,872
Take my chances
with my regular clothes
527
00:19:24,913 --> 00:19:26,039
and my real fuckin' gun.
528
00:19:26,081 --> 00:19:28,375
Easier like that anyway.
529
00:19:29,585 --> 00:19:30,878
Mick.
530
00:19:30,919 --> 00:19:33,213
[sighs]
Wait.
531
00:19:34,840 --> 00:19:38,218
[[indistinct chatter]
532
00:19:42,514 --> 00:19:43,974
[Leesie] See? What'd I say?
533
00:19:44,016 --> 00:19:45,642
No dead cop.
534
00:19:45,684 --> 00:19:47,394
Freeze! Police!
535
00:19:48,353 --> 00:19:50,314
Wait. Solo?
536
00:19:50,355 --> 00:19:52,399
White Boy Carl?
537
00:19:54,234 --> 00:19:56,820
[laughs]
That's when all the altos
538
00:19:56,862 --> 00:19:58,363
became the "alt-nos"!
539
00:19:58,405 --> 00:19:59,990
[both laughing]
540
00:20:00,032 --> 00:20:02,492
-[Tami snorts]
-Ooh! [laughs]
541
00:20:02,534 --> 00:20:04,119
[Tami] Oh, my God!
542
00:20:04,161 --> 00:20:06,163
-You're still funny.
-[Marcos] Aw.
543
00:20:06,205 --> 00:20:09,041
And you still do that thing
where you crinkle your nose
544
00:20:09,082 --> 00:20:11,501
-and snort.
-[Tami giggles]
545
00:20:14,004 --> 00:20:16,757
Nature calls.
I'll be right back.
546
00:20:16,798 --> 00:20:18,091
[slaps shoulder]
547
00:20:20,636 --> 00:20:23,013
So...what do you think?
548
00:20:23,055 --> 00:20:25,057
What do I think?
I think, um...
549
00:20:25,682 --> 00:20:27,184
I think he definitely has a...
550
00:20:27,226 --> 00:20:28,560
has a thing for you, right?
551
00:20:28,602 --> 00:20:30,437
mellow music
552
00:20:30,479 --> 00:20:31,730
What?
553
00:20:31,772 --> 00:20:33,982
I mean, yeah, I'm-I'm gettin'
this vibe that...
554
00:20:34,024 --> 00:20:36,610
I don't know, it's weird,
but he's...
555
00:20:36,652 --> 00:20:37,945
he's crushin' on you.
556
00:20:37,986 --> 00:20:38,987
You-you don't see it?
557
00:20:39,029 --> 00:20:41,448
Nope. I mean...
558
00:20:41,490 --> 00:20:42,407
not really.
559
00:20:42,449 --> 00:20:44,243
Don't mean
I'm not worth the heat
560
00:20:44,284 --> 00:20:46,620
You're passing
into section
561
00:20:46,662 --> 00:20:47,788
[Lip] Huh.
562
00:20:47,829 --> 00:20:50,207
Cost collection
of regression...
563
00:20:50,249 --> 00:20:52,918
[Leesie] Okay, some for you
564
00:20:52,960 --> 00:20:55,796
and some more for you
565
00:20:55,837 --> 00:20:59,132
and just enough
to count as a felony for you.
566
00:20:59,174 --> 00:21:00,717
Come on, man.
This some bullshit.
567
00:21:00,759 --> 00:21:01,593
Damn.
568
00:21:01,635 --> 00:21:02,886
-[Carl] Hey, Leesie.
-Hmm?
569
00:21:02,928 --> 00:21:03,971
Can I talk to you for a second?
570
00:21:04,012 --> 00:21:05,555
Yeah.
571
00:21:05,597 --> 00:21:08,392
Down low, baby
572
00:21:10,185 --> 00:21:11,770
What are you doing?
573
00:21:11,812 --> 00:21:13,730
Planting evidence.
574
00:21:13,772 --> 00:21:15,023
Not all of them
were sorting pills.
575
00:21:15,065 --> 00:21:16,316
Some of them
were just sitting there.
576
00:21:16,358 --> 00:21:18,735
-So what are you suggesting?
-Let a few of 'em walk.
577
00:21:18,777 --> 00:21:20,487
Like Solo.
He's actually a good dude.
578
00:21:20,529 --> 00:21:21,530
He's a drug dealer.
579
00:21:21,571 --> 00:21:23,824
There's always gonna be
a drug dealer on this block.
580
00:21:23,865 --> 00:21:25,492
Solo's our best option.
581
00:21:25,534 --> 00:21:26,827
Come on.
582
00:21:26,868 --> 00:21:28,620
He sponsors
a kids' basketball team,
583
00:21:28,662 --> 00:21:30,080
gives out turkeys
on Thanksgiving.
584
00:21:30,122 --> 00:21:32,666
You know who's gonna replace
his spot if he gets locked up?
585
00:21:32,708 --> 00:21:34,668
The cartel.
They cut heads off.
586
00:21:34,710 --> 00:21:35,919
You wanna be back here
in two weeks
587
00:21:35,961 --> 00:21:36,878
matching heads with bodies?
588
00:21:36,920 --> 00:21:38,839
Okay, we need at least two.
589
00:21:38,880 --> 00:21:40,424
You pick.
I'ma take these pills
590
00:21:40,465 --> 00:21:42,592
back to the car,
log 'em in as evidence.
591
00:21:42,634 --> 00:21:44,136
Wait, which two?
592
00:21:44,678 --> 00:21:46,305
I don't give a shit.
593
00:21:49,933 --> 00:21:52,102
[sighs]
594
00:21:52,144 --> 00:21:54,104
Let's spitball.
Rapid fire.
595
00:21:54,146 --> 00:21:56,106
What do you got?
No wrong answers.
596
00:21:56,148 --> 00:21:57,649
How 'bout we all just move?
597
00:21:57,691 --> 00:21:59,985
Wrong answer.
Not an option.
598
00:22:00,027 --> 00:22:01,111
Oh!
599
00:22:01,153 --> 00:22:04,239
How 'bout we just pay someone
to burn down their house?
600
00:22:04,281 --> 00:22:06,825
You know how close
our houses are to theirs?
601
00:22:06,867 --> 00:22:08,535
Might as well just
set ourselves on fire
602
00:22:08,577 --> 00:22:10,078
and cut out the middleman.
603
00:22:10,120 --> 00:22:13,623
Is there any value
in letting loose a bedbug
604
00:22:13,665 --> 00:22:15,876
and-and lice infestation?
605
00:22:15,917 --> 00:22:17,252
Bedbugs and lice
will just spend a week
606
00:22:17,294 --> 00:22:18,837
training at the Milkoviches',
607
00:22:18,879 --> 00:22:20,505
Learning, evolving,
608
00:22:20,547 --> 00:22:21,590
getting strong and shit.
609
00:22:21,631 --> 00:22:24,509
Then they'll attack our houses
with maxed-out abilities.
610
00:22:24,551 --> 00:22:26,970
-We won't stand a chance.
-[Liam] Here's an idea.
611
00:22:27,012 --> 00:22:29,222
We find a new house,
612
00:22:29,264 --> 00:22:30,724
pack up all our stuff,
613
00:22:30,766 --> 00:22:32,517
and take that stuff
to the new house
614
00:22:32,559 --> 00:22:36,188
and live there forever,
away from the racists.
615
00:22:38,148 --> 00:22:41,985
Maybe we're going about this
all wrong.
616
00:22:42,027 --> 00:22:46,073
This is exactly the-the
low-rent line of thinking
617
00:22:46,114 --> 00:22:48,867
we're trying to protect
this neighborhood from.
618
00:22:48,909 --> 00:22:51,328
We need classy solutions.
619
00:22:51,370 --> 00:22:56,416
What would a well-established,
civilized homeowner do?
620
00:22:58,919 --> 00:22:59,961
How should I know?
621
00:23:00,003 --> 00:23:02,214
Start a neighborhood watch.
622
00:23:02,255 --> 00:23:04,758
-A homeowner's association.
-[Kev] Oh, Frank,
623
00:23:04,800 --> 00:23:06,593
that'll take weeks to set up.
624
00:23:06,635 --> 00:23:08,095
We need them out ASAP,
625
00:23:08,136 --> 00:23:10,806
preferably by the time
V gets back.
626
00:23:10,847 --> 00:23:12,849
We need to go right at 'em.
627
00:23:12,891 --> 00:23:15,644
Match their aggression,
their crazy.
628
00:23:15,685 --> 00:23:18,897
Scare the shit out of 'em
the same way they scare us.
629
00:23:18,939 --> 00:23:20,023
Right.
630
00:23:20,065 --> 00:23:23,193
Fear and intimidation's
probably the only way.
631
00:23:23,235 --> 00:23:26,113
Fear?
Intimidation?
632
00:23:26,154 --> 00:23:28,740
Who's gonna scare
the Milkoviches--us?
633
00:23:29,825 --> 00:23:31,410
Not us, son.
634
00:23:32,619 --> 00:23:34,121
But I know who will.
635
00:23:34,162 --> 00:23:37,082
rock music
636
00:23:45,757 --> 00:23:47,592
What's goin' on here?
637
00:23:47,634 --> 00:23:48,510
[Debbie] Oh, this?
638
00:23:48,552 --> 00:23:51,054
Just wanted to freshen up
Franny's look.
639
00:23:51,096 --> 00:23:52,305
And this is the look
640
00:23:52,347 --> 00:23:54,182
you think screams
Little Miss South Side?
641
00:23:54,224 --> 00:23:55,892
Yeah, sure is.
642
00:23:55,934 --> 00:23:58,478
upbeat music
643
00:23:58,520 --> 00:24:01,022
I never thought I'd live
in the fancy part of town,
644
00:24:01,064 --> 00:24:03,942
but the older I get,
the more I appreciate space,
645
00:24:03,984 --> 00:24:05,110
quiet.
646
00:24:05,152 --> 00:24:07,904
So when we decided
to move back,
647
00:24:07,946 --> 00:24:10,031
Near North just made sense.
648
00:24:10,073 --> 00:24:11,491
-Uh, do you rent or own?
-[Marcos] Own.
649
00:24:11,533 --> 00:24:13,535
It's-it's the only way
to go.
650
00:24:13,577 --> 00:24:15,162
So I hear.
651
00:24:15,203 --> 00:24:16,371
[Lip] Mm.
652
00:24:16,413 --> 00:24:18,081
[Marcos] I'm actually
somewhat of a...
653
00:24:18,123 --> 00:24:19,833
real estate enthusiast,
you know?
654
00:24:19,875 --> 00:24:21,084
Buy, sell,
fix 'em, flip 'em.
655
00:24:21,126 --> 00:24:24,296
Nothing huge,
but if I see the potential,
656
00:24:24,337 --> 00:24:26,840
I'm willing to make
that investment, you know?
657
00:24:26,882 --> 00:24:28,758
Rolling up my sleeves and...
658
00:24:28,800 --> 00:24:30,177
getting to work.
659
00:24:30,218 --> 00:24:32,679
Oh, Lip's been doing all
the renovations at our place.
660
00:24:32,721 --> 00:24:36,266
It was basically a tear-down,
but now...looks pretty great.
661
00:24:36,308 --> 00:24:38,977
-Thank you.
-[Marcos] Good for you, Lip.
662
00:24:39,019 --> 00:24:41,104
Love to check it out
sometime.
663
00:24:41,146 --> 00:24:43,356
Yeah, sure, yeah,
come by anytime.
664
00:24:43,398 --> 00:24:46,943
Oh, uh, I bet Tam-Tam remembers
that first house I owned,
665
00:24:46,985 --> 00:24:48,737
that two-bedroom fixer-upper?
666
00:24:48,778 --> 00:24:50,405
Yes.
Yeah, it was cute.
667
00:24:50,447 --> 00:24:52,491
Sorry, wait,
so you went to his house
668
00:24:52,532 --> 00:24:55,202
when you were a student
and he was a teacher?
669
00:24:55,243 --> 00:24:57,454
[Marcos] Mm-hmm.
She was over all the time.
670
00:24:57,496 --> 00:24:59,414
It was a different era, okay?
671
00:24:59,456 --> 00:25:01,750
People weren't so uptight
back then.
672
00:25:01,791 --> 00:25:02,834
It was 2010.
673
00:25:02,876 --> 00:25:06,213
How 'bout that, uh, little
studio I built in the basement?
674
00:25:06,254 --> 00:25:07,881
Oh, yes!
675
00:25:07,923 --> 00:25:10,675
What was that song
we recorded?
676
00:25:11,843 --> 00:25:14,304
My heart can be
677
00:25:14,346 --> 00:25:16,973
[both]
Such a stranger to me
678
00:25:17,015 --> 00:25:19,017
We come and we go
679
00:25:19,059 --> 00:25:23,063
The only way
we know how
680
00:25:23,104 --> 00:25:25,357
If love's a fortune-teller
681
00:25:25,398 --> 00:25:28,235
We belong together
682
00:25:28,276 --> 00:25:29,903
'Cause I can't
683
00:25:29,945 --> 00:25:33,240
Lose you now
684
00:25:33,281 --> 00:25:35,742
No, I can't
685
00:25:35,784 --> 00:25:38,703
Lose you
686
00:25:38,745 --> 00:25:41,540
You can't help
the one you love
687
00:25:41,581 --> 00:25:45,752
The one you love
is the one you love, so...
688
00:25:45,794 --> 00:25:48,505
bluesy music
689
00:25:48,547 --> 00:25:50,507
So you not gonna arrest me?
690
00:25:50,549 --> 00:25:52,676
No, but for this to work,
you gotta tell me
691
00:25:52,717 --> 00:25:54,636
which two of your boys go
in your place.
692
00:25:54,678 --> 00:25:56,596
[Solo] Uh, word.
693
00:25:56,638 --> 00:25:59,391
[exhales]
A'ight, let me think, uh...
694
00:26:00,267 --> 00:26:02,269
...you can take Cam.
He owe me money.
695
00:26:02,310 --> 00:26:04,854
How's he gonna pay you back
if he's in prison, though?
696
00:26:06,022 --> 00:26:07,941
Good point.
Leave him.
697
00:26:09,818 --> 00:26:11,278
You can take him.
698
00:26:11,319 --> 00:26:13,363
Yeah, he was supposed
to borrow his mom's AC unit,
699
00:26:13,405 --> 00:26:14,781
but he forgot;
that's part of the reason
700
00:26:14,823 --> 00:26:17,200
why we outside and not in
the house in the first place.
701
00:26:17,242 --> 00:26:19,119
All right, who else?
702
00:26:19,160 --> 00:26:20,870
[Solo sucks teeth, sighs]
703
00:26:20,912 --> 00:26:23,748
Mm...
[clicking tongue]
704
00:26:23,790 --> 00:26:25,208
...Twist.
705
00:26:25,250 --> 00:26:27,294
Yeah, you can take Twist.
706
00:26:27,335 --> 00:26:29,004
He talk too much.
707
00:26:29,045 --> 00:26:30,630
Well, think he's a snitch?
708
00:26:30,672 --> 00:26:32,882
Nah, not like that.
No, he just talk a lot.
709
00:26:32,924 --> 00:26:36,052
Mainly about, you know,
the TV and shit he watches.
710
00:26:36,094 --> 00:26:38,805
He really into
all of that British shit.
711
00:26:38,847 --> 00:26:41,766
You know, like Downton Abbey,
The Crown.
712
00:26:42,851 --> 00:26:44,102
[Carl sighs]
713
00:26:45,312 --> 00:26:47,397
I don't know, man.
714
00:26:47,439 --> 00:26:49,566
You want the Milkoviches
gone fast,
715
00:26:49,608 --> 00:26:51,192
these are the guys to do it.
716
00:26:51,234 --> 00:26:53,194
[Kev] I don't think
these guys are gonna help us,
717
00:26:53,236 --> 00:26:55,822
-considering how white we are.
-[Liam] I'm right here.
718
00:26:55,864 --> 00:26:59,075
Frank, if you were
any more white, you'd be clear.
719
00:26:59,117 --> 00:27:00,744
I shared a cell
with the head guy
720
00:27:00,785 --> 00:27:02,287
back in the '90s.
721
00:27:02,329 --> 00:27:04,039
I speak the lingo.
722
00:27:04,080 --> 00:27:05,665
I understand their ideology.
723
00:27:05,707 --> 00:27:08,668
I'm practically
an honorary member.
724
00:27:08,710 --> 00:27:10,003
Come on.
725
00:27:15,925 --> 00:27:17,260
As-salaam alaikum.
726
00:27:17,302 --> 00:27:19,095
How are y'all?
727
00:27:19,137 --> 00:27:20,513
No need for pleasantries.
728
00:27:20,555 --> 00:27:23,808
We've got sort of a...
neighborhood situation
729
00:27:23,850 --> 00:27:27,145
which might be of interest
to you gents.
730
00:27:27,812 --> 00:27:29,481
[Malik]
Why would this interest us,
731
00:27:29,522 --> 00:27:31,274
the Lost Tribe of Shabazz,
732
00:27:31,316 --> 00:27:34,361
poor righteous teachers,
the fruit of Islam?
733
00:27:34,402 --> 00:27:36,655
Because they're racist.
734
00:27:37,155 --> 00:27:38,865
I'm sure you don't want
racists here.
735
00:27:38,907 --> 00:27:40,659
So you want us to, what,
736
00:27:40,700 --> 00:27:43,578
go over there, strike the fear
of Allah into 'em,
737
00:27:43,620 --> 00:27:46,456
drive 'em out,
use force if we have to?
738
00:27:46,498 --> 00:27:49,000
Yeah, that.
Exactly that.
739
00:27:49,042 --> 00:27:50,168
Go jihad if you have to.
740
00:27:50,210 --> 00:27:51,586
I'm glad
we're on the same page.
741
00:27:51,628 --> 00:27:52,879
You know what this
sounds like to me?
742
00:27:52,921 --> 00:27:56,007
A perfect opportunity
for us all to work together
743
00:27:56,049 --> 00:27:57,759
against a common enemy.
744
00:27:57,801 --> 00:27:59,552
Sounds like a Yacubian devil
problem,
745
00:27:59,594 --> 00:28:01,262
and we got no business
joinin' one devil
746
00:28:01,304 --> 00:28:02,722
in his fight against the other.
747
00:28:02,764 --> 00:28:05,308
I'm sorry, um...
I missed that first part.
748
00:28:05,350 --> 00:28:08,144
-Yacubi what?
-It means white people.
749
00:28:08,186 --> 00:28:09,646
Oh, we're the devil.
750
00:28:09,688 --> 00:28:11,856
Right, got it.
Carry on.
751
00:28:13,191 --> 00:28:15,652
If not for us...
752
00:28:17,028 --> 00:28:18,863
...do it for him.
753
00:28:19,948 --> 00:28:22,701
Little brother, is it true
what this devil is saying
754
00:28:22,742 --> 00:28:25,078
about the more devilish devils
next door?
755
00:28:26,079 --> 00:28:28,748
-You scared?
-Terrified.
756
00:28:32,669 --> 00:28:34,421
We'll do it
but only to demonstrate
757
00:28:34,462 --> 00:28:36,589
the awesome power
the Asiatic Black man possesses
758
00:28:36,631 --> 00:28:39,134
when we stand fearlessly
against the wicked ways
759
00:28:39,175 --> 00:28:40,635
of those who would oppress us.
760
00:28:40,677 --> 00:28:42,554
Now, who are these devils
we evictin'?
761
00:28:42,595 --> 00:28:43,638
What are their names?
762
00:28:43,680 --> 00:28:45,140
Well, these particular devils
763
00:28:45,181 --> 00:28:46,891
go by the name of Milkovich.
764
00:28:46,933 --> 00:28:48,935
[person clears throat]
765
00:28:51,813 --> 00:28:53,356
You know, I forgot.
[chuckles]
766
00:28:53,398 --> 00:28:55,275
I forgot we got a pray thing
that we gotta do.
767
00:28:55,316 --> 00:28:58,153
We-we pray, like,
five times a day.
768
00:28:58,194 --> 00:29:00,905
So we gon-we gonna do that.
769
00:29:00,947 --> 00:29:02,240
Good luck to you fellas.
770
00:29:02,282 --> 00:29:04,951
Peace and blessings.
771
00:29:09,038 --> 00:29:10,123
[door slams]
772
00:29:12,917 --> 00:29:15,086
[Ilene sighs]
773
00:29:15,628 --> 00:29:19,257
Come on, Franny, the judges
asked you what you like to do.
774
00:29:20,258 --> 00:29:21,301
What'd you tell me last week?
775
00:29:21,342 --> 00:29:23,136
You like to, uh, dress up
like a princess.
776
00:29:23,178 --> 00:29:24,637
You--your doll house
collection.
777
00:29:24,679 --> 00:29:25,764
Tell 'em about that.
778
00:29:25,805 --> 00:29:28,683
Why don't we just skip on
to the talent portion?
779
00:29:28,725 --> 00:29:30,810
Right, uh...come on, baby.
Sing your song.
780
00:29:30,852 --> 00:29:33,104
-Mm-mm.
-Sing your song, Franny.
781
00:29:33,146 --> 00:29:34,314
Mm-mm.
782
00:29:34,355 --> 00:29:35,857
[whispering]
Don't do this to me.
783
00:29:35,899 --> 00:29:38,485
-[door clicks open]
-[Veronica] Scuse me.
784
00:29:38,526 --> 00:29:41,488
I just wanna remind
the panel of esteemed judges
785
00:29:41,529 --> 00:29:43,323
about the strict time limit.
786
00:29:43,364 --> 00:29:46,618
Unfortunately, this
contestant's time has elapsed
787
00:29:46,659 --> 00:29:48,453
98 seconds ago.
788
00:29:48,495 --> 00:29:49,746
Oh, thank God.
She's right.
789
00:29:49,788 --> 00:29:51,414
-That is all!
-But she--
790
00:29:51,456 --> 00:29:54,125
[Ilene] Miss Gallagher,
your time's up.
791
00:29:54,167 --> 00:29:57,128
upbeat music
792
00:30:02,133 --> 00:30:04,594
[dogs barking]
793
00:30:04,636 --> 00:30:06,638
Look, it's SEAL Team Dicks.
794
00:30:06,679 --> 00:30:09,390
Oh, no, they're trying
to infiltrate our breach
795
00:30:09,432 --> 00:30:11,142
from the rear.
796
00:30:11,184 --> 00:30:13,269
[laughter]
797
00:30:13,311 --> 00:30:14,896
[door slams]
798
00:30:14,938 --> 00:30:16,397
[Kev] Jesus.
799
00:30:16,439 --> 00:30:18,107
A little overdressed,
don't you think?
800
00:30:18,149 --> 00:30:19,400
[Frank laughs]
801
00:30:19,442 --> 00:30:20,777
Look, you want your money
to be safe or not?
802
00:30:20,819 --> 00:30:22,362
Let's get to it.
What's the job?
803
00:30:22,403 --> 00:30:23,571
[Kev] Pretty straightforward.
804
00:30:23,613 --> 00:30:24,739
Just take the money
to the grow house
805
00:30:24,781 --> 00:30:26,825
so we can get on
the regular delivery list.
806
00:30:26,866 --> 00:30:29,744
Grow house?
I thought I was your supplier.
807
00:30:29,786 --> 00:30:31,246
Supply and demand leveled out.
808
00:30:31,287 --> 00:30:33,248
Everyone's got legal product
again.
809
00:30:33,289 --> 00:30:35,166
Well, for fuck's sake, Kev.
810
00:30:35,208 --> 00:30:36,543
[Mickey] All right.
811
00:30:36,584 --> 00:30:38,711
Chop-chop.
Collect the money.
812
00:30:40,255 --> 00:30:41,881
You collect the money.
813
00:30:42,507 --> 00:30:43,967
I'm the boss, 'member?
814
00:30:44,008 --> 00:30:46,719
[laughs] I just supervise
and shit; you do all the work.
815
00:30:46,761 --> 00:30:49,848
Uh, fuck you.
I don't work for you.
816
00:30:49,889 --> 00:30:52,141
[Mickey] You're making me
look bad, asshole.
817
00:30:54,853 --> 00:30:56,312
All right,
I got two of these
818
00:30:56,354 --> 00:30:58,273
in case you got
too much cash to move.
819
00:30:58,314 --> 00:30:59,899
All right.
Turn around.
820
00:30:59,941 --> 00:31:02,235
Where I keep my money's
for my eyes only.
821
00:31:02,277 --> 00:31:03,319
[scoffs]
822
00:31:03,361 --> 00:31:05,822
I'm serious!
Turn around.
823
00:31:06,614 --> 00:31:09,158
[whispering]
Put your head down.
824
00:31:09,200 --> 00:31:12,161
funky music
825
00:31:24,966 --> 00:31:26,342
Okay.
826
00:31:26,384 --> 00:31:28,845
There ya go.
827
00:31:28,887 --> 00:31:31,222
-[music stops]
-What's this?
828
00:31:31,264 --> 00:31:32,932
Yesterday's profits.
829
00:31:34,767 --> 00:31:37,061
This is only, like,
1,500 bucks.
830
00:31:37,103 --> 00:31:38,813
$1,653.
831
00:31:38,855 --> 00:31:41,190
Take that money, minus
your cut, to the grow house.
832
00:31:41,232 --> 00:31:42,734
They're waiting.
833
00:31:48,114 --> 00:31:49,407
This is--
834
00:31:54,746 --> 00:31:57,206
What are we gonna do
about the Milkoviches?
835
00:31:58,458 --> 00:32:01,336
We could go to
the Nation of Islam for help.
836
00:32:01,377 --> 00:32:03,296
-Those guys are--
-We just did that, Frank,
837
00:32:03,338 --> 00:32:05,131
literally less
than an hour ago.
838
00:32:05,715 --> 00:32:06,674
I know that.
839
00:32:06,716 --> 00:32:09,469
Th-th-that's-that's not
what I meant!
840
00:32:09,510 --> 00:32:12,305
I meant we could go back
841
00:32:12,347 --> 00:32:15,183
or we could get
to Mrs. McCurdy,
842
00:32:15,224 --> 00:32:17,352
talk to her,
843
00:32:17,393 --> 00:32:20,229
try to convince her
to evict them.
844
00:32:20,271 --> 00:32:22,273
Record her living conditions.
845
00:32:22,315 --> 00:32:23,775
It's gotta be horrific
in there
846
00:32:23,816 --> 00:32:26,069
now that the Milkoviches
have moved in.
847
00:32:26,110 --> 00:32:28,529
There's no way
they'd let 'em stay there
848
00:32:28,571 --> 00:32:30,490
if there was proof
of elder abuse.
849
00:32:30,531 --> 00:32:32,617
There's no way they're gonna
let you get near her.
850
00:32:32,659 --> 00:32:34,243
They got that place
surrounded.
851
00:32:34,285 --> 00:32:36,829
If we created a distraction,
852
00:32:36,871 --> 00:32:38,498
draw them to the front
of the house,
853
00:32:38,539 --> 00:32:39,999
I could sneak in the back.
854
00:32:40,041 --> 00:32:43,169
What gets white trash's
attention?
855
00:32:43,962 --> 00:32:45,880
A Trans Am that needs fixin'?
856
00:32:45,922 --> 00:32:48,800
A Black athlete
disrespecting our flag.
857
00:32:48,841 --> 00:32:51,511
-A gun rally.
-A Klan rally.
858
00:32:51,552 --> 00:32:53,805
A monster truck rally.
859
00:32:53,846 --> 00:32:55,640
Well, any rally, really.
860
00:32:55,682 --> 00:32:58,142
I think I know
what might do the trick.
861
00:32:58,935 --> 00:33:00,812
Let me get my running shoes.
862
00:33:00,853 --> 00:33:05,066
I am just a fan
of all your power and might
863
00:33:05,108 --> 00:33:08,111
I know you can,
you're the man...
864
00:33:08,152 --> 00:33:10,154
[Lip sighs]
865
00:33:10,822 --> 00:33:14,242
Well, let's get goin'
866
00:33:14,283 --> 00:33:16,285
Let's get goin'
867
00:33:17,745 --> 00:33:19,247
You got it
868
00:33:19,288 --> 00:33:20,748
Let's get goin'
869
00:33:22,458 --> 00:33:23,668
You got it
870
00:33:23,710 --> 00:33:27,005
All right, you haven't
said a word since brunch.
871
00:33:27,046 --> 00:33:29,340
Well, that is because
I'm pretty much speechless.
872
00:33:29,382 --> 00:33:30,842
Okay.
873
00:33:31,551 --> 00:33:32,844
Why?
874
00:33:32,885 --> 00:33:37,515
Oh, maybe 'cause you fucked
your teacher in high school?
875
00:33:38,516 --> 00:33:39,767
What? No.
876
00:33:39,809 --> 00:33:42,520
No, so-so you didn't
fuck your teacher.
877
00:33:44,439 --> 00:33:46,315
-We dated.
-Oh.
878
00:33:46,357 --> 00:33:48,860
It was a serious relationship.
879
00:33:51,070 --> 00:33:52,697
Okay, yeah,
we slept together.
880
00:33:52,739 --> 00:33:54,615
-But it was beautiful.
-God, I knew it.
881
00:33:54,657 --> 00:33:56,784
You couldn't have given me
a heads-up before brunch?
882
00:33:56,826 --> 00:33:58,703
No, because I figured
you wouldn't get it.
883
00:33:58,745 --> 00:34:00,872
Nobody gets it.
884
00:34:00,913 --> 00:34:02,040
Look, you're already
judging me.
885
00:34:02,081 --> 00:34:04,125
You were a kid.
That's some pedophile shit!
886
00:34:04,167 --> 00:34:08,337
I was mature for my age,
and I went after him, so...
887
00:34:08,713 --> 00:34:11,299
You don't know
how it was between us.
888
00:34:11,340 --> 00:34:13,176
Okay, I wasn't a child.
889
00:34:13,217 --> 00:34:14,844
He saw me for me.
890
00:34:14,886 --> 00:34:16,971
I saw him for him.
891
00:34:17,013 --> 00:34:18,931
That's what made it beautiful.
892
00:34:22,477 --> 00:34:24,604
I gotta go work on my bike.
893
00:34:27,774 --> 00:34:29,776
What the hell was that
in there?
894
00:34:29,817 --> 00:34:32,195
Oh, just making sure the judges
are abidin' by their own rules.
895
00:34:32,236 --> 00:34:34,322
-Nothing personal.
-It sure feels personal.
896
00:34:34,363 --> 00:34:36,199
It feels like you're trying
to sabotage Franny.
897
00:34:36,240 --> 00:34:39,660
When you're used to privilege,
equality feels like oppression.
898
00:34:39,702 --> 00:34:41,537
Privilege? Me?
899
00:34:41,579 --> 00:34:43,873
I grew up worse off than you--
with Frank!
900
00:34:43,915 --> 00:34:46,667
Yeah, who ever heard
of a little blonde girl
901
00:34:46,709 --> 00:34:48,961
getting special treatment?
902
00:34:49,003 --> 00:34:52,090
Scuse me.
Amy has to go to the bathroom.
903
00:34:55,718 --> 00:34:57,678
That bitch.
904
00:34:57,720 --> 00:35:00,098
Maybe you should just drop it.
905
00:35:01,390 --> 00:35:02,850
Fuck that.
906
00:35:02,892 --> 00:35:05,144
Hey, Franny,
I have a great idea.
907
00:35:05,186 --> 00:35:07,021
Do you wanna help Gemma
with her makeup?
908
00:35:07,063 --> 00:35:10,066
I think that you could
make her look really pretty.
909
00:35:11,150 --> 00:35:12,902
-Wanna do it?
-Debbie, don't.
910
00:35:12,944 --> 00:35:14,487
V started it.
911
00:35:23,371 --> 00:35:26,624
Oh, this lady sure does have
a massive set of balls.
912
00:35:33,464 --> 00:35:36,259
dramatic music
913
00:35:36,300 --> 00:35:38,970
Well, hey there, Officer.
Something I can get you?
914
00:35:39,011 --> 00:35:41,931
What--ow! Are you--
What is wrong with you?
915
00:35:41,973 --> 00:35:45,726
Get off of me!
Hell is wrong with you?
916
00:35:45,768 --> 00:35:47,979
Oh, you crazy!
Aah!
917
00:35:48,020 --> 00:35:49,772
Fucking get off of me!
918
00:35:53,818 --> 00:35:55,987
-What are you do--
-Hey!
919
00:36:07,623 --> 00:36:09,584
[Miss June] No!
[grunts]
920
00:36:19,844 --> 00:36:23,014
Last...warning.
921
00:36:23,806 --> 00:36:25,558
Well, fuck you, then,
you raggedy old,
922
00:36:25,600 --> 00:36:27,101
dusty old, musty old,
oink-oink,
923
00:36:27,143 --> 00:36:29,437
Porky Pig, Oscar Mayer bacon
bitch!
924
00:36:29,478 --> 00:36:31,147
Fuck the police!
925
00:36:32,148 --> 00:36:34,317
What did you just say to me?
926
00:36:34,692 --> 00:36:37,320
You really expect me
to repeat all that?
927
00:36:39,155 --> 00:36:40,698
-Strip.
-[gun cocking]
928
00:36:41,949 --> 00:36:43,409
Bitch, I said strip!
929
00:36:45,077 --> 00:36:48,164
Lose the dress now.
930
00:36:57,924 --> 00:36:59,258
Wig too.
931
00:37:00,760 --> 00:37:02,720
-Leesie.
-No, she gonna learn.
932
00:37:02,762 --> 00:37:03,763
Wig!
933
00:37:09,560 --> 00:37:11,187
Come on, now!
934
00:37:16,734 --> 00:37:18,444
Let's go to the car
and get a Red Bull.
935
00:37:18,486 --> 00:37:21,072
I'm having a 2:30
in the afternoon sorta feeling,
936
00:37:21,113 --> 00:37:22,531
know what I'm saying?
937
00:37:22,573 --> 00:37:24,075
[Miss June sobs]
938
00:37:31,707 --> 00:37:33,584
death metal music
939
00:37:33,626 --> 00:37:36,128
[Kev] Enough is enough!
940
00:37:36,170 --> 00:37:38,756
We won't tolerate hate
in this neighborhood.
941
00:37:38,798 --> 00:37:41,801
[music blaring on stereo]
942
00:37:46,681 --> 00:37:48,683
Mm-hmm.
943
00:37:48,724 --> 00:37:50,851
-This is stupid.
-You say stupid.
944
00:37:50,893 --> 00:37:52,353
I say necessary.
945
00:37:52,395 --> 00:37:55,273
[dog barking]
946
00:38:00,444 --> 00:38:02,071
Hey, buddy.
947
00:38:02,113 --> 00:38:03,781
How ya doing?
948
00:38:03,823 --> 00:38:05,283
It's Frank.
Remember me? I'm--
949
00:38:05,324 --> 00:38:07,368
I mean, yeah,
I live in the hood.
950
00:38:07,410 --> 00:38:09,578
You remember?
Yeah, you know me!
951
00:38:09,620 --> 00:38:11,038
-[dog whimpers]
-Yeah!
952
00:38:17,378 --> 00:38:18,337
Hmm?
953
00:38:18,379 --> 00:38:20,673
Oh, yeah.
954
00:38:20,715 --> 00:38:24,093
[inhales]
That one's gotta hurt, huh?
955
00:38:24,135 --> 00:38:26,345
I got a whole stack of these.
956
00:38:26,387 --> 00:38:28,973
I'm thinkin' about
burning all of 'em.
957
00:38:29,015 --> 00:38:32,184
I think we just spooked him.
Come on.
958
00:38:34,729 --> 00:38:36,689
-[dog barking]
-Jesus! Okay! Okay!
959
00:38:36,731 --> 00:38:39,066
Ooh, ooh,
easy, easy, easy, easy.
960
00:38:39,108 --> 00:38:42,111
Holy shit!
Even their dog is racist.
961
00:38:42,153 --> 00:38:44,488
[laughing]
How 'bout that?
962
00:38:44,530 --> 00:38:46,073
I think you gotta go in.
963
00:38:46,115 --> 00:38:47,908
The Milkoviches
have probably fantasized
964
00:38:47,950 --> 00:38:50,870
about finding some Black kid
breaking into their house.
965
00:38:50,911 --> 00:38:52,580
Every cause needs a martyr.
966
00:38:52,621 --> 00:38:54,040
No, Frank.
967
00:38:54,081 --> 00:38:57,168
I-I'm the only one
who can keep the dog quiet.
968
00:38:57,209 --> 00:38:59,462
If he keeps barking,
we're gonna get caught.
969
00:39:00,087 --> 00:39:02,631
I'm counting on you, son.
970
00:39:02,673 --> 00:39:04,675
We all are.
971
00:39:08,637 --> 00:39:09,805
[sighs]
972
00:39:09,847 --> 00:39:11,557
[Frank whispering]
Easy.
973
00:39:16,145 --> 00:39:18,564
[Kev] What are you gonna do?
974
00:39:18,606 --> 00:39:19,732
You gonna chase me, huh?
975
00:39:19,774 --> 00:39:21,692
Gonna try to stop me,
beat me up?
976
00:39:21,734 --> 00:39:22,943
Why would we do that?
977
00:39:22,985 --> 00:39:25,988
I'm literally torching
your entire belief system.
978
00:39:26,030 --> 00:39:27,406
It's incredibly disrespectful.
979
00:39:27,448 --> 00:39:29,200
I don't know.
It's just paper, man.
980
00:39:29,241 --> 00:39:30,993
[Joey] Yeah,
symbols are just symbols.
981
00:39:31,035 --> 00:39:33,913
I mean, even that
big old flag back there--
982
00:39:33,954 --> 00:39:35,790
it's meaningless, really.
983
00:39:35,831 --> 00:39:37,458
What are you talking about?
984
00:39:37,500 --> 00:39:39,919
Real racism--
it's in our hearts,
985
00:39:39,960 --> 00:39:42,546
in our minds, in our souls.
986
00:39:42,588 --> 00:39:43,923
Can't burn that, dude.
987
00:39:46,133 --> 00:39:49,178
[muffled death metal music
playing]
988
00:40:04,777 --> 00:40:07,780
[floorboards creaking]
989
00:40:11,826 --> 00:40:13,577
[sighs]
990
00:40:29,301 --> 00:40:31,303
[cell phone dings]
991
00:40:34,765 --> 00:40:36,600
Are you okay?
992
00:40:36,642 --> 00:40:40,020
Are you being held here
against your will?
993
00:40:40,062 --> 00:40:42,148
[sighs]
994
00:40:42,189 --> 00:40:44,900
Have all these people
moved into your house
995
00:40:44,942 --> 00:40:46,610
without your permission?
996
00:40:48,112 --> 00:40:49,738
Mrs. McCurdy,
997
00:40:49,780 --> 00:40:53,951
is there anything you can
tell me about Terry Milkovich?
998
00:40:57,580 --> 00:41:00,416
Terry Milkovich?
999
00:41:01,000 --> 00:41:03,669
I'll tell you about Terry.
1000
00:41:03,711 --> 00:41:05,254
He's a beast.
1001
00:41:05,296 --> 00:41:08,883
death metal music
1002
00:41:08,924 --> 00:41:09,884
[Mikey]
How was I supposed to know
1003
00:41:09,925 --> 00:41:10,968
they didn't have any money?
1004
00:41:11,010 --> 00:41:11,927
[Ian] Well, you should have
checked how much
1005
00:41:11,969 --> 00:41:13,095
we'd actually be transporting.
1006
00:41:13,137 --> 00:41:14,346
Well, it wouldn't matter
if you hadn't made us buy
1007
00:41:14,388 --> 00:41:15,431
this stupid-ass
SWAT team shit.
1008
00:41:15,473 --> 00:41:16,849
Which wouldn't fucking matter
1009
00:41:16,891 --> 00:41:18,100
if you made half as much
as you promised.
1010
00:41:18,142 --> 00:41:20,352
"Oh, could be thousands,
maybe millions.
1011
00:41:20,394 --> 00:41:22,104
Be fucking billionaires
by Tuesday."
1012
00:41:22,146 --> 00:41:23,981
You know what?
You're fuckin' fired.
1013
00:41:24,023 --> 00:41:26,233
You can't fire somebody
you never employed.
1014
00:41:26,275 --> 00:41:28,444
I was trying to help you out.
1015
00:41:35,784 --> 00:41:39,038
angelic music
1016
00:41:39,079 --> 00:41:41,290
[Mickey] Holy shit!
1017
00:41:54,303 --> 00:41:56,347
Uh, hey, Tam,
where's my soap?
1018
00:41:56,388 --> 00:41:58,307
You know,
the grease pumice stuff.
1019
00:41:58,349 --> 00:42:00,518
-Oh, I put it under the sink.
-Why?
1020
00:42:00,559 --> 00:42:03,646
I want the nice shit out.
We're having company.
1021
00:42:03,687 --> 00:42:05,231
-We are?
-Yeah.
1022
00:42:05,272 --> 00:42:07,316
Marcos and his fiancée.
1023
00:42:07,358 --> 00:42:08,567
Twice in one day?
1024
00:42:08,609 --> 00:42:10,819
I mean, brunch
was more than enough,
1025
00:42:10,861 --> 00:42:11,946
don't you think?
1026
00:42:11,987 --> 00:42:13,697
Well, you're the one
who invited him.
1027
00:42:13,739 --> 00:42:14,865
The fuck I did.
1028
00:42:14,907 --> 00:42:16,617
You said,
"Come by anytime."
1029
00:42:16,659 --> 00:42:19,578
Well, he's taking you up
on your offer.
1030
00:42:19,620 --> 00:42:20,829
[Lip] Mm.
1031
00:42:20,871 --> 00:42:22,998
[doorbell rings]
1032
00:42:27,419 --> 00:42:29,171
-Hi.
-Hi!
1033
00:42:29,213 --> 00:42:30,839
This is Kelly...
1034
00:42:32,049 --> 00:42:33,342
...my fiancée.
1035
00:42:33,384 --> 00:42:34,885
Hi.
[giggles]
1036
00:42:57,241 --> 00:42:59,326
You okay, Eilish?
1037
00:42:59,368 --> 00:43:00,286
Mm-hmm.
1038
00:43:00,327 --> 00:43:03,247
All right, well,
good shift today, man.
1039
00:43:03,289 --> 00:43:05,416
You're really taking
to this police shit.
1040
00:43:05,457 --> 00:43:07,126
You gonna be a decent cop.
1041
00:43:07,167 --> 00:43:09,003
Just clean out the car,
go on home,
1042
00:43:09,044 --> 00:43:10,170
get some rest...
1043
00:43:10,212 --> 00:43:11,797
back at it again tomorrow.
1044
00:43:11,839 --> 00:43:13,424
More heads to bust.
1045
00:43:19,305 --> 00:43:22,266
funky music
1046
00:43:27,229 --> 00:43:29,690
Before we make
our final decision,
1047
00:43:29,732 --> 00:43:31,483
we'd like to ask
each of the mothers
1048
00:43:31,525 --> 00:43:33,569
to explain
what excites them most
1049
00:43:33,611 --> 00:43:36,238
about the Little Miss
South Side title.
1050
00:43:36,280 --> 00:43:38,365
We can start with you,
Miss Gallagher.
1051
00:43:38,407 --> 00:43:39,992
Well...[exhales]
1052
00:43:40,034 --> 00:43:41,577
...I think that Franny is
1053
00:43:41,619 --> 00:43:44,121
most excited about
becoming an ambassador
1054
00:43:44,163 --> 00:43:45,414
for our community,
1055
00:43:45,456 --> 00:43:46,540
showing the rest of the city
1056
00:43:46,582 --> 00:43:47,791
what the South Side's
all about.
1057
00:43:47,833 --> 00:43:50,294
Whether it's, uh, going
to a little league game
1058
00:43:50,336 --> 00:43:53,422
or a parade or the grand
opening of a new Arby's,
1059
00:43:53,464 --> 00:43:54,923
there's no place
that we won't go.
1060
00:43:54,965 --> 00:43:57,009
[Veronica, muffled]
Do you even go to those places?
1061
00:43:57,051 --> 00:43:58,427
Excuse me?
1062
00:43:58,469 --> 00:44:01,347
I'm just saying,
given your status,
1063
00:44:01,388 --> 00:44:03,265
are you allowed to go
to those events?
1064
00:44:03,307 --> 00:44:05,351
Are you allowed to be here?
1065
00:44:05,392 --> 00:44:07,436
Uh...[chuckles nervously]
1066
00:44:07,478 --> 00:44:09,563
...I got special permission.
1067
00:44:09,605 --> 00:44:11,190
I'm sorry, what status?
1068
00:44:11,231 --> 00:44:13,359
She's a registered
sex offender.
1069
00:44:13,400 --> 00:44:15,402
Hot lesbian convict?
That's her.
1070
00:44:15,444 --> 00:44:16,320
You bitch!
1071
00:44:16,362 --> 00:44:17,613
Who you callin' a bitch, bitch?
1072
00:44:17,655 --> 00:44:19,365
You, you drug-dealing bitch!
1073
00:44:19,406 --> 00:44:20,532
She's a drug dealer.
She deals drugs.
1074
00:44:20,574 --> 00:44:23,827
[Veronica] I am a legal
cannabis entrepreneur!
1075
00:44:23,869 --> 00:44:26,330
[overlapping shouting]
1076
00:44:26,372 --> 00:44:27,665
What, a Black woman can't be...
1077
00:44:27,706 --> 00:44:29,333
Technically, I am a registered
sex offender...
1078
00:44:29,375 --> 00:44:31,418
And look what she did
to my daughter's face.
1079
00:44:31,460 --> 00:44:32,753
[Debbie]
I would never touch a child!
1080
00:44:32,795 --> 00:44:35,005
[Veronica] A broke-down little
1980s pageant little girl!
1081
00:44:35,047 --> 00:44:36,674
rock music
1082
00:44:36,715 --> 00:44:38,592
[Trisha]
Okay, I guess this is enough
1083
00:44:38,634 --> 00:44:41,011
to keep them back
on our delivery schedule.
1084
00:44:41,053 --> 00:44:43,472
-Barely.
-All right, thanks.
1085
00:44:43,514 --> 00:44:45,057
I'll let 'em know.
1086
00:44:45,099 --> 00:44:46,392
[Trisha] You guys new?
1087
00:44:46,433 --> 00:44:48,560
Haven't seen you around
before.
1088
00:44:48,602 --> 00:44:50,312
What are you guys...
1089
00:44:50,354 --> 00:44:52,564
ex-military, Rangers,
1090
00:44:52,606 --> 00:44:54,483
SEALs, Delta Force?
1091
00:44:54,525 --> 00:44:57,361
Uh, y-yeah, yeah.
All that shit.
1092
00:44:57,403 --> 00:45:00,447
I, uh...I-I just got back
from, uh,
1093
00:45:00,489 --> 00:45:02,408
mowin' down terrorists
overseas, you know?
1094
00:45:02,449 --> 00:45:05,411
Took out a whole...
1095
00:45:05,452 --> 00:45:06,328
village.
1096
00:45:06,370 --> 00:45:07,287
Fuck those guys.
1097
00:45:07,329 --> 00:45:08,789
-[Trisha laughs] Right on.
-Yeah.
1098
00:45:08,831 --> 00:45:12,084
I could need another pro
security firm on our roster.
1099
00:45:12,126 --> 00:45:14,294
Business...is booming.
1100
00:45:14,336 --> 00:45:16,422
We can't keep up with all
the pickups and deliveries.
1101
00:45:16,463 --> 00:45:19,258
Oh, I am your man, you know?
Very professional.
1102
00:45:19,299 --> 00:45:20,300
Extra professional.
1103
00:45:20,342 --> 00:45:22,344
Uh, how much are we
gonna get paid?
1104
00:45:22,386 --> 00:45:23,470
It's gotta be worth our time.
1105
00:45:23,512 --> 00:45:26,223
Going rate is a grand a day.
1106
00:45:28,308 --> 00:45:30,310
That's a little lower
than what I'm used to,
1107
00:45:30,352 --> 00:45:32,354
but, uh...
1108
00:45:32,396 --> 00:45:34,565
we'll make it work, ya know?
1109
00:45:35,274 --> 00:45:37,401
Uh, so, yeah, we still got
a lot of work
1110
00:45:37,443 --> 00:45:38,652
we wanna do in here.
1111
00:45:38,694 --> 00:45:42,156
Um...maybe some
under-cabinet LEDs.
1112
00:45:42,197 --> 00:45:44,616
Uh, exhaust hood here,
obviously.
1113
00:45:44,658 --> 00:45:47,286
Yeah, yeah, no, I like
how you smoothed the grout...
1114
00:45:47,327 --> 00:45:49,413
where you really should have
used some quarter round.
1115
00:45:49,455 --> 00:45:51,415
They didn't have any
quarter round available?
1116
00:45:51,457 --> 00:45:53,417
-Well, shit's expensive, so...
-[Marcos] Yeah.
1117
00:45:53,459 --> 00:45:55,252
But it's worth it.
1118
00:45:56,336 --> 00:45:57,880
When I was young like you,
1119
00:45:57,921 --> 00:46:00,424
-I went for efficiency.
-[Lip] Uh-huh.
1120
00:46:00,466 --> 00:46:03,719
But eventually, I learned
the value of quality.
1121
00:46:04,803 --> 00:46:06,305
No rush.
1122
00:46:06,346 --> 00:46:08,682
That's the advantage
of experience.
1123
00:46:08,724 --> 00:46:11,393
You just take it nice and slow
1124
00:46:11,435 --> 00:46:13,103
and get it all the way right.
1125
00:46:13,145 --> 00:46:16,273
[Kelly giggles]
1126
00:46:18,066 --> 00:46:19,359
Uh, Kelly, we weren't sure
1127
00:46:19,401 --> 00:46:21,195
we'd get the chance
to meet you.
1128
00:46:21,236 --> 00:46:23,363
Um, how did
that job interview go?
1129
00:46:23,405 --> 00:46:25,032
Job interview?
1130
00:46:25,073 --> 00:46:27,618
Yeah, that's where Marcos said
you were today, right?
1131
00:46:27,659 --> 00:46:29,661
Admissions interview
for school.
1132
00:46:29,703 --> 00:46:31,872
Oh! Uh, what-what schools
you lookin' at,
1133
00:46:31,914 --> 00:46:34,291
Northwestern, Columbia,
Loyola?
1134
00:46:34,333 --> 00:46:37,336
[giggles] Uh, Greenfield Prep.
High school.
1135
00:46:37,377 --> 00:46:39,213
I'm one semester short
of graduating.
1136
00:46:39,254 --> 00:46:41,340
Uh, wait.
So you were his student?
1137
00:46:41,381 --> 00:46:44,134
Uh...technically, I guess.
1138
00:46:44,176 --> 00:46:47,262
But...he saw me for me.
1139
00:46:47,304 --> 00:46:49,223
And I saw him for him, and...
1140
00:46:49,264 --> 00:46:50,265
[sighs]
1141
00:46:50,307 --> 00:46:52,142
...that's what makes us
so special.
1142
00:46:52,184 --> 00:46:53,310
Right.
1143
00:46:58,398 --> 00:46:59,525
[Ilene] Okay.
1144
00:46:59,566 --> 00:47:01,401
After careful deliberation,
1145
00:47:01,443 --> 00:47:03,195
we'd like to announce
the winner.
1146
00:47:03,237 --> 00:47:04,112
[Veronica] Wait.
1147
00:47:04,154 --> 00:47:05,239
Before you announce the winner,
1148
00:47:05,280 --> 00:47:06,573
I never got a chance to say
1149
00:47:06,615 --> 00:47:10,118
why my family is excited
about this title.
1150
00:47:12,621 --> 00:47:15,582
I grew up on the South Side.
1151
00:47:15,624 --> 00:47:17,793
And I know what it would mean
1152
00:47:17,835 --> 00:47:20,379
to the little Black girls
who live here
1153
00:47:20,420 --> 00:47:22,631
to see someone
who looks like them
1154
00:47:22,673 --> 00:47:24,675
wearing that tiara and sash.
1155
00:47:24,716 --> 00:47:28,011
I know what it will mean
to them to have someone
1156
00:47:28,053 --> 00:47:30,722
who looks like my Gemma.
1157
00:47:30,764 --> 00:47:32,683
The South Side
doesn't really feel like
1158
00:47:32,724 --> 00:47:34,351
the South Side anymore,
1159
00:47:34,393 --> 00:47:37,563
at least not in the way
that I remember it.
1160
00:47:37,604 --> 00:47:40,357
But that doesn't mean
we should stop trying
1161
00:47:40,399 --> 00:47:44,236
to preserve what makes
our community special.
1162
00:47:44,278 --> 00:47:45,904
And it's not just about race.
1163
00:47:45,946 --> 00:47:49,283
It's about pride.
It's about perseverance.
1164
00:47:49,324 --> 00:47:50,909
It's about working together
1165
00:47:50,951 --> 00:47:53,370
to strive
for the American dream,
1166
00:47:53,412 --> 00:47:57,165
even though it feels
a million miles away.
1167
00:47:58,834 --> 00:48:01,420
I guess all I'm sayin' is,
1168
00:48:01,461 --> 00:48:02,921
Little Miss South Side
1169
00:48:02,963 --> 00:48:05,591
should represent
the South Side,
1170
00:48:05,632 --> 00:48:07,968
not just in the way she looks
1171
00:48:08,010 --> 00:48:10,679
but also in the way
she can inspire.
1172
00:48:10,721 --> 00:48:12,639
She should show little girls
1173
00:48:12,681 --> 00:48:15,267
that you can still aim
to be something
1174
00:48:15,309 --> 00:48:16,894
and maybe those dreams...
1175
00:48:16,935 --> 00:48:19,688
are just a little closer
than you think they are.
1176
00:48:19,730 --> 00:48:22,733
stirring music
1177
00:48:24,443 --> 00:48:27,738
[applause]
1178
00:48:30,365 --> 00:48:33,035
If there are no more speeches.
1179
00:48:34,703 --> 00:48:37,789
...your new
Little Miss South Side...
1180
00:48:37,831 --> 00:48:39,124
from Aleppo, Syria,
1181
00:48:39,166 --> 00:48:42,169
visiting Chicago
for her spina bifida treatment,
1182
00:48:42,210 --> 00:48:45,672
Amena Farah Uri Abbasi.
1183
00:48:45,714 --> 00:48:49,051
[applause]
1184
00:48:55,307 --> 00:48:58,143
Terry Milkovich?
1185
00:48:58,769 --> 00:49:01,063
I'll tell you about Terry.
1186
00:49:01,104 --> 00:49:02,648
He's a beast.
1187
00:49:02,689 --> 00:49:06,234
A beast in the sack.
1188
00:49:06,276 --> 00:49:09,196
And I thank God every day
1189
00:49:09,237 --> 00:49:11,156
that he came into my life.
1190
00:49:11,198 --> 00:49:14,326
And then I ask God
to avert his eyes,
1191
00:49:14,368 --> 00:49:16,703
because what we do...
1192
00:49:16,745 --> 00:49:18,205
it's a sin.
1193
00:49:18,246 --> 00:49:21,667
Have you ever heard
of something called
1194
00:49:21,708 --> 00:49:24,586
fisting, young man?
1195
00:49:24,628 --> 00:49:27,339
That's where Terry
makes a fist
1196
00:49:27,381 --> 00:49:28,674
and shoves it up my--
1197
00:49:28,715 --> 00:49:30,467
All right, all right, enough.
1198
00:49:31,468 --> 00:49:32,761
We pissed off the Milkoviches,
1199
00:49:32,803 --> 00:49:34,554
and we managed
to make things worse.
1200
00:49:34,596 --> 00:49:38,600
Well, chin up, lad.
We'll be at it again tomorrow.
1201
00:49:38,642 --> 00:49:42,145
What time should I come by
so we can get started, 11?
1202
00:49:42,187 --> 00:49:45,440
[engine revving,
rock music blaring over stereo]
1203
00:49:45,482 --> 00:49:48,443
[people shouting and cheering]
1204
00:49:48,485 --> 00:49:51,196
[scoffs]
And they're still comin'.
1205
00:49:51,238 --> 00:49:54,783
How many more of these fuckers
can they cram into that dump?
1206
00:49:54,825 --> 00:49:57,327
[engine revs]
1207
00:49:59,454 --> 00:50:02,457
[people shouting and cheering]
1208
00:50:06,169 --> 00:50:07,879
[Frank groans]
1209
00:50:10,716 --> 00:50:13,218
Hey, neighbors! Ah.
1210
00:50:13,260 --> 00:50:14,511
I hope you don't mind
1211
00:50:14,553 --> 00:50:17,389
our takin' over the empty lot
next door to ya.
1212
00:50:17,431 --> 00:50:19,641
House was gettin' crowded.
1213
00:50:19,683 --> 00:50:21,393
But this works, right?
1214
00:50:22,936 --> 00:50:26,773
[Frank] Jesus, now we're
surrounded by Milkoviches.
1215
00:50:39,036 --> 00:50:41,830
Can you believe that little
Syrian heifer stole our crown?
1216
00:50:41,872 --> 00:50:43,415
Ugh. I know.
1217
00:50:43,457 --> 00:50:44,958
I mean,
we're from the South Side.
1218
00:50:45,000 --> 00:50:47,335
What the hell
has she been through?
1219
00:50:48,378 --> 00:50:49,921
I'm sorry, Debs.
1220
00:50:50,464 --> 00:50:51,590
Me too.
1221
00:50:51,631 --> 00:50:54,176
-We cool?
-Yeah.
1222
00:50:54,217 --> 00:50:56,595
Well, if you two are done
kissing and making up,
1223
00:50:56,636 --> 00:50:58,513
-I sort of wanna...
-Yeah, let's get out of here.
1224
00:50:58,555 --> 00:50:59,473
...get the fuck out.
1225
00:50:59,514 --> 00:51:01,558
-See ya, V.
-[Veronica] Bye, girl.
1226
00:51:02,476 --> 00:51:04,102
Oh, I almost forgot.
1227
00:51:04,936 --> 00:51:06,521
[Jenkins] Miss Fisher.
1228
00:51:06,563 --> 00:51:08,690
Alderman Jenkins.
1229
00:51:08,732 --> 00:51:10,150
I really enjoyed your speech.
1230
00:51:10,192 --> 00:51:13,487
Not enough to vote
for my Gemma.
1231
00:51:13,528 --> 00:51:15,322
Look, between you, me,
and the lamppost,
1232
00:51:15,363 --> 00:51:17,407
this event is put on
by the Chamber of Commerce.
1233
00:51:17,449 --> 00:51:19,034
Their goal
is to generate commerce.
1234
00:51:19,076 --> 00:51:22,412
They see all these gentrifiers
as a way of making more money.
1235
00:51:22,454 --> 00:51:24,039
And that Syrian girl's
sob story
1236
00:51:24,081 --> 00:51:26,917
appeals to millennials
and bleeding hearts.
1237
00:51:29,211 --> 00:51:31,004
The Chamber
is a major contributor
1238
00:51:31,046 --> 00:51:32,923
to my reelection campaign.
1239
00:51:32,964 --> 00:51:35,217
Can't bite the hand
that feeds me, but...
1240
00:51:35,258 --> 00:51:36,093
I could use you.
1241
00:51:36,134 --> 00:51:38,929
Democratic Party of Chicago
could use you.
1242
00:51:38,970 --> 00:51:39,971
Someone with your passion,
1243
00:51:40,013 --> 00:51:42,557
with your gift
for persuasive speech...
1244
00:51:42,599 --> 00:51:44,101
you've got talent.
1245
00:51:44,142 --> 00:51:46,019
-Thank you.
-[laughs lightly]
1246
00:51:46,061 --> 00:51:47,896
I'd love to pick your brain
sometime,
1247
00:51:47,938 --> 00:51:49,147
get your opinion
on local issues,
1248
00:51:49,189 --> 00:51:50,649
see where there might be
an opportunity
1249
00:51:50,690 --> 00:51:52,442
to get you involved.
1250
00:51:54,778 --> 00:51:56,488
Okay, drive safe.
Thanks again.
1251
00:51:56,530 --> 00:51:57,739
Yeah, appreciate you guys
coming by.
1252
00:51:57,781 --> 00:51:58,907
Again soon, okay?
1253
00:51:58,949 --> 00:52:00,659
Maybe we can get together--
1254
00:52:00,700 --> 00:52:01,785
[door slams]
1255
00:52:01,827 --> 00:52:05,038
What...the...fuck?
1256
00:52:05,080 --> 00:52:07,124
I-I mean,
what's the matter with him?
1257
00:52:07,165 --> 00:52:09,918
-She's, like, ten!
-Seventeen, she said.
1258
00:52:09,960 --> 00:52:11,837
Eighteen soon.
1259
00:52:11,878 --> 00:52:13,088
Age ain't nothin'
but a number, right?
1260
00:52:13,130 --> 00:52:15,048
It's gotta be, what--
it's, what...
1261
00:52:15,090 --> 00:52:17,634
daddy issues?
[scoffs]
1262
00:52:19,803 --> 00:52:21,555
I mean, I didn't have
daddy issues.
1263
00:52:21,596 --> 00:52:23,682
I don't have daddy issues.
1264
00:52:24,724 --> 00:52:28,103
[scoffs]
I mean, I love my dad, yeah,
1265
00:52:28,145 --> 00:52:31,189
but in a completely normal,
healthy way.
1266
00:52:31,731 --> 00:52:33,191
Right.
1267
00:52:33,233 --> 00:52:35,735
[scoffs]
1268
00:52:35,777 --> 00:52:37,654
You think I have daddy issues.
1269
00:52:38,780 --> 00:52:40,490
-Uh...
-You know what?
1270
00:52:40,532 --> 00:52:41,867
Fuck off! I do not!
1271
00:52:41,908 --> 00:52:44,077
Come on, you've been
around my family.
1272
00:52:44,119 --> 00:52:47,497
Yeah, we have our quirks,
but we're pretty normal.
1273
00:52:47,539 --> 00:52:48,915
And sure,
1274
00:52:48,957 --> 00:52:50,584
I guess, you know,
when my mom died,
1275
00:52:50,625 --> 00:52:52,002
we all got thrown for a loop.
1276
00:52:52,043 --> 00:52:53,420
But that's normal.
1277
00:52:53,461 --> 00:52:55,088
And Cami, she took the reins
1278
00:52:55,130 --> 00:52:56,715
and she went from being
my big sister
1279
00:52:56,756 --> 00:52:59,843
to de facto mom,
and my dad, he stepped up
1280
00:52:59,885 --> 00:53:01,428
and he put all of his attention
on Cory
1281
00:53:01,469 --> 00:53:03,305
'cause she was the baby
and she needed her dad.
1282
00:53:03,346 --> 00:53:05,891
And that--you know,
that left me...
1283
00:53:05,932 --> 00:53:07,434
[sigh exasperatedly]
1284
00:53:07,475 --> 00:53:09,394
[huffs]
1285
00:53:09,436 --> 00:53:11,229
...in the middle...
1286
00:53:12,856 --> 00:53:14,399
...alone...
1287
00:53:16,151 --> 00:53:18,570
...desperate for attention.
1288
00:53:21,031 --> 00:53:22,741
And that's...
1289
00:53:22,782 --> 00:53:24,618
right when I started
dating Marcos.
1290
00:53:24,659 --> 00:53:26,411
Oh, my God.
1291
00:53:30,081 --> 00:53:32,250
I have daddy issues.
1292
00:53:32,292 --> 00:53:33,543
[groans]
1293
00:53:38,006 --> 00:53:41,801
I thought I was...
so smart
1294
00:53:41,843 --> 00:53:43,678
and mature.
1295
00:53:44,137 --> 00:53:47,682
But really, I was needy
and daddy-starved
1296
00:53:47,724 --> 00:53:49,351
and dumb.
1297
00:53:49,392 --> 00:53:50,977
I mean, I got played
by a pedophile.
1298
00:53:51,019 --> 00:53:53,688
God, I am a fucking cliché.
1299
00:53:53,730 --> 00:53:55,482
Ah.
1300
00:53:55,523 --> 00:53:56,942
[sighs]
1301
00:53:56,983 --> 00:53:58,610
soft music
1302
00:53:58,652 --> 00:54:00,779
[Lip] Hmm.
1303
00:54:00,820 --> 00:54:03,657
-You're not dumb.
-Mm.
1304
00:54:03,698 --> 00:54:04,908
All right?
1305
00:54:04,950 --> 00:54:07,661
You were immature
and vulnerable,
1306
00:54:07,702 --> 00:54:09,579
and he took advantage of you.
1307
00:54:10,455 --> 00:54:11,957
Now you're smarter.
1308
00:54:11,998 --> 00:54:15,168
You make great decisions,
1309
00:54:15,210 --> 00:54:16,962
like choosing
an age-appropriate,
1310
00:54:17,003 --> 00:54:18,713
handsome stud like me.
1311
00:54:18,755 --> 00:54:20,674
[laughs breathily]
1312
00:54:26,888 --> 00:54:30,267
[dog barking distantly]
1313
00:54:32,102 --> 00:54:35,480
[person shouts, glass shatters
distantly]
1314
00:54:39,609 --> 00:54:41,611
I don't want no smoke.
1315
00:54:41,653 --> 00:54:43,321
Po-po, go away.
1316
00:54:43,363 --> 00:54:44,239
Go away!
1317
00:54:44,281 --> 00:54:45,865
Look, you can just leave me
the hell alone,
1318
00:54:45,907 --> 00:54:47,867
because I ain't sellin' shit.
1319
00:54:48,326 --> 00:54:51,579
Somme's "Goin' On" playing
1320
00:55:00,213 --> 00:55:01,589
A little older,
I don't mind it
1321
00:55:01,631 --> 00:55:03,300
'Cause she's got
her shit together
1322
00:55:03,341 --> 00:55:05,885
Like nobody else I know
1323
00:55:05,927 --> 00:55:07,220
She's pretty much a batter
1324
00:55:07,262 --> 00:55:08,638
But she'll never
let you call her that
1325
00:55:08,680 --> 00:55:11,766
She's humble
so I run from her, uh-huh
1326
00:55:11,808 --> 00:55:14,227
Steady on the daily, no,
she's never acting shady...
1327
00:55:14,269 --> 00:55:15,770
You wanna keep selling,
1328
00:55:15,812 --> 00:55:17,188
gotta move east
a little bit,
1329
00:55:17,230 --> 00:55:19,024
over by the Five-Star
Check Cashing.
1330
00:55:19,065 --> 00:55:20,608
We don't roll through there
much.
1331
00:55:20,650 --> 00:55:23,737
All that I need
1332
00:55:23,778 --> 00:55:25,739
Thank you...
1333
00:55:25,780 --> 00:55:27,032
Officer Gallagher.
1334
00:55:27,073 --> 00:55:29,200
And everyone agrees
1335
00:55:29,242 --> 00:55:32,120
She's got it goin' on
1336
00:55:32,162 --> 00:55:35,206
She's got it goin' o-on
1337
00:55:35,248 --> 00:55:37,876
She can do no wrong
1338
00:55:37,917 --> 00:55:40,003
'Cause she's got it
goin' on
1339
00:55:45,008 --> 00:55:47,844
[dish clattering]
1340
00:55:47,886 --> 00:55:50,555
[REO Speedwagon's
"Can't Fight This Feeling"
1341
00:55:50,597 --> 00:55:53,058
playing over stereo]
1342
00:55:53,099 --> 00:55:55,143
[grunts]
1343
00:55:55,185 --> 00:55:57,312
[Terry] How you like it, huh?
Come on! Come on!
1344
00:55:57,354 --> 00:55:59,773
Come on! Take your teeth out!
1345
00:55:59,814 --> 00:56:02,025
[Mrs. McCurdy
shouting and moaning]
1346
00:56:02,067 --> 00:56:03,651
[Terry] Yeah!
1347
00:56:03,693 --> 00:56:05,195
[Mrs. McCurdy moaning wildly]
1348
00:56:05,236 --> 00:56:06,529
[Terry] Come on!
1349
00:56:06,571 --> 00:56:09,074
Come on! Come on!
You like that?
1350
00:56:09,115 --> 00:56:12,243
[Mrs. McCurdy]
Terry, Terry, you're a beast!
1351
00:56:12,285 --> 00:56:14,704
Come crashing
through your door
1352
00:56:14,746 --> 00:56:15,622
Oh, God!
1353
00:56:15,663 --> 00:56:18,541
Baby, I can't fight
this feeling
1354
00:56:18,583 --> 00:56:22,045
Anymore
1355
00:56:25,965 --> 00:56:29,886
Hoo-ooh
1356
00:56:29,928 --> 00:56:34,224
Ooh-ooh-hoo,
ooh-hoo-hoo
1356
00:56:35,305 --> 00:57:35,479
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