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(FILM REEL CLICKING)
(SOFT MUSIC)
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(WOMAN SCREAMS)
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(FRIGHTENING MUSIC)
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(WOMAN SCREAMS)
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(STATIC CRACKLING)
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(TV CLICKS)
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(DRAMATIC MUSIC)
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(ANDY LAUGHING)
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(STATIC CRACKLING)
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(FOOTSTEPS APPROACHING)
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(VHS PLAYER WHIRRING)
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(UPBEAT MUSIC)
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Hi!
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I'm Carla. (LAUGHS)
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Well, I'm 31 from California.
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I like photography,
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singing,
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travel.
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I love to travel.
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I love to laugh.
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So I'm guess I'm
looking for someone
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that's funny, who has
a great sense of humor.
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Oh, but most importantly,
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he has to be strong
and confident
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and know exactly what he wants.
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Someone who could rescue me
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from a burning
building, you know?
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(CARLA GIGGLES)
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But not just physically strong.
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He has to be-
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(VHS PLAYER WHIRRING)
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Hi, my name is Mary.
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I'm from Portland
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and this is Benedict.
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Hi.
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My name is Benedict
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and I'm from the
south of England
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and I came to live-
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(VHS PLAYER WHIRRING)
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Oh.
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Oh!
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Hi!
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I'm Susan.
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I'm from South Dakota.
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Thanks for watching my tape.
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This feels so cheesy.
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But I guess if
you're watching this
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you're probably okay
with cheesy, so.
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I love movies.
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Every kind of movie really.
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Horror, sci-fi, romance.
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Yeah, to me there's
just nothing better
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than snuggling up
with your partner
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and putting in a tape.
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Yeah, I don't know.
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There's just something about
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that shared
experience that I love
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and so I'm looking
for someone to...
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Well, I'm looking for
someone to share that with.
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Um, yeah, someone who
is kind, gentle, caring,
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who will remind me that
everything is going to be okay
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and someone that will be
there for me no matter what.
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Oh, and he can't live in his
parent's basement. (CHUCKLES)
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(SOFT MUSIC)
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And his wife, Patsy.
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They're part of
a family ministry
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that was inspired by
God over 20 years ago
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to develop a Christian
interdenominational center
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that has since developed into
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the beautiful
Singing River Ranch.
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Glenn and his professional-
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Mom, can I get you anything?
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Hmm?
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Do you want any lunch?
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Macaroni.
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Blessed that God has provided
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one of the most
magnificent settings
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of pure Rocky Mountain beauty.
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(LIVELY INSTRUMENTAL MUSIC)
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MAN ON TELEVISION: Secretly
recorded conversation.
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WOMAN ON TELEVISION:
Now I know that
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I did not say what they're-
(ROMANTIC INSTRUMENTAL MUSIC)
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A mountain.
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A mountain is many things.
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Forests soaring free.
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Rock in staggering
shapes and sizes.
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Water resting for a
moment in little pools.
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I can eat my own goddamn food.
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Or pausing to nurture flowers
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of myriad variety.
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Mom.
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(DAVID SIGHS)
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A mountain is weather
in primitive form.
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Goddamn it, Frank!
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Mom, I'm David.
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I know damn well who you are.
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(SOFT MUSIC)
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Here.
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Let me help.
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Please.
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Striking the nearest
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of the Earth's surfaces.
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It's okay.
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The mountain is life
in beautiful form.
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Yeah, that a girl.
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(EERIE MUSIC)
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(SAW WHIRRING)
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It is February 20th, 1962
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and today, if all goes well,
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the men here will launch
an American astronaut
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into orbit around the world
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in a spacecraft which he-
(VACUUM WHIRRING)
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Views around the world
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on three continents
and on islands,
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in ships and planes
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and lands where it's summer
and tomorrow is near.
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He lands where it is winter
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and his day is just beginning.
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LITTLE BOY ON TV: Wow!
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So pick up a handful
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of good old Rock
Creek Park dirt.
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It might have come all
the way from Africa.
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LITTLE BOY ON TV: Wow!
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Or it might have come from
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the bottom of the sea.
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LITTLE BOY ON TV: Wow!
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Hey, can I come back tomorrow?
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I'm gonna bring all my friends.
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(PHONE BEEPING)
(LIVELY INSTRUMENTAL MUSIC)
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(PHONE RINGING)
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PHONE MENU OPERATOR:
Welcome to Video Rendezvous.
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If you have a touch
tone phone press one
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to speak to your
Rendezvous specialist.
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If you have a rotary
phone, dial seven.
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Thank you for calling
Video Rendezvous.
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This is Diane.
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How can I help you?
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Hi, Diane.
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It's me, David.
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I was wondering-
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May I have your Rendezvous
ID number, please?
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Oh, right.
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Yeah, it's 159017.
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Great.
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Just give me a moment to pull
up your Rendezvous profile.
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(SOFT ROCK MUSIC)
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Here we are.
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And what can I do for you today?
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Yeah, I was
wondering if I've had
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any matches since
last time I called.
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Hmm, I'm sorry, sir,
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but it looks as though
no one has requested
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to connect with you yet.
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Oh.
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Is it common for matches
to take this long?
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Well, it's not uncommon.
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Finding the right person
isn't an exact science.
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However, (PAPERS RUSTLING),
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I'm seeing here that you haven't
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updated your video profile
in about six months.
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Perhaps it's time for
you to come back down
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and record a new one.
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Getting a fresh tape into
circulation can help.
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Mom, I gotta run a quick errand.
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I'll be gone for about an hour.
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You be okay here?
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Great.
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That's our news for now.
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Thanks for watching.
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We'll see you tonight
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at 10:00 o'clock for
the late edition.
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(BRIGHT MUSIC)
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Well, alrighty.
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Sit up nice and tall.
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Shoulders back.
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Why don't you give
us your best smile?
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I can do this.
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I can do this.
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Okay, okay.
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Ready.
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(DAVID CLEARS THROAT)
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Hi.
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I'm David.
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I'm 40 years young. (LAUGHS)
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And um...
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Shoot, I'm just gonna
come right out and say it.
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I live with my mother.
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She's 73.
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She has dementia
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and she needs 24 hour care.
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But I like being there for her
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'cause, well I like
being a caregiver.
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I think I've always
had an inclination
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to care for others
because of my father.
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He believed that we should
all be kind to each other,
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that without kindness,
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the world would get nowhere.
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So, I'm hoping to find
someone to share that with.
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Someone I can care for.
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Someone who could care for me.
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Someone I can give
myself to completely.
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I'm looking for
a deep connection
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based in love and mutual respect
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and ultimately, in happiness.
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So, if you're out
there watching this
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and you feel the same way,
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gosh, I'd love to meet you,
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whoever you are.
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Alrighty.
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Good job.
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The only problem is these videos
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are only about 30 seconds long.
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So why don't you try it again
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and keep it within that
30 second time frame?
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30 seconds?
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The tapes I've watched
seem much longer than that.
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Women get more time
than the men do.
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Men only typically
get about 30 seconds
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just because there's a
hell of a lot more guys
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that come in here than girls.
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Oh, that makes sense.
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Okay.
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Hi, I'm David.
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I'm 40 years old and
I live with my mother
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who has dementia.
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I'm looking for someone
to take care of me.
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I like taking care of women.
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I mean, so we can take
care of each other.
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We can um...
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Kindness is really
important to me.
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I think the world should
be a better place.
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Loneliness is...
(SUSPENSEFUL MUSIC)
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Uh...
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I really wanna meet
someone, anyone really,
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who's out there that
might wanna meet me.
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And cut.
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Hey, that was fantastic.
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You are a real catch.
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You're gonna make some
girl very happy someday.
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Next!
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Great!
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So, there's your card back
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and I'll just need your
signature right there.
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You know, in case you're
ever famous someday. (LAUGHS)
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I have some women from
my last set of tapes
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that I'd like to
try and match with.
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Oh, great.
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Great, well I'll get
these submitted for you.
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But, in the meantime,
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I've got a whole new
slew of great new videos
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picked out just for you.
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Let's see. There's
Karen from Ohio.
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She's a writer.
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And then I've got Sarah.
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She's a doctor, very successful.
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And then I've got-
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I'll take the set.
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Thank you.
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Wonderful.
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And, you know,
I've been thinking,
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have you tried to
match me with anyone-
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Thank you for calling
Video Rendezvous.
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This is Diane. How
can I help you?
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Uh-huh.
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Oh, uh-huh.
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(DIANE LAUGHS)
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Right.
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Oh.
(TENSE MUSIC)
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Uh-huh.
271
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Oh, that's fantastic.
272
00:14:53,503 --> 00:14:54,671
Right, right.
273
00:14:59,141 --> 00:15:01,711
(DIANE LAUGHS)
274
00:15:15,425 --> 00:15:16,925
(DIANE SNAPS)
275
00:15:16,959 --> 00:15:19,795
(SOFT ROCK MUSIC)
276
00:15:20,796 --> 00:15:21,864
Right, right.
277
00:15:21,897 --> 00:15:25,502
(CREDIT CARD SWIPER THUDS)
278
00:16:00,269 --> 00:16:03,005
(STATIC BUZZING)
279
00:16:13,916 --> 00:16:17,052
(TENSE MUSIC)
280
00:16:17,086 --> 00:16:18,588
Hi! I'm Andy.
281
00:16:18,621 --> 00:16:20,657
Thanks for being here today.
282
00:16:20,690 --> 00:16:22,392
Well, let's cut to the chase.
283
00:16:22,425 --> 00:16:24,627
I'm here to be your friend.
284
00:16:24,661 --> 00:16:25,595
How's that sound?
285
00:16:28,598 --> 00:16:30,400
All right, that's great!
286
00:16:30,433 --> 00:16:31,668
Well, I am excited.
287
00:16:31,701 --> 00:16:34,571
I am really excited.
288
00:16:34,604 --> 00:16:37,507
I mean, I gotta be
honest with you here,
289
00:16:37,540 --> 00:16:39,476
I have been waiting
for this moment
290
00:16:39,509 --> 00:16:42,044
for what feels like forever.
291
00:16:43,011 --> 00:16:45,582
And gosh, I am just so pleased
292
00:16:45,615 --> 00:16:48,718
that you decided to take
this journey with me.
293
00:16:48,752 --> 00:16:50,620
We're gonna get to
know each other.
294
00:16:50,653 --> 00:16:53,288
We're gonna talk about
whatever you want.
295
00:16:53,322 --> 00:16:55,057
But more than anything,
296
00:16:55,090 --> 00:16:57,460
we're gonna have some fun.
297
00:16:57,494 --> 00:16:59,094
And hopefully it's the start
298
00:16:59,128 --> 00:17:01,296
of a beautiful relationship.
299
00:17:01,330 --> 00:17:02,164
What do you say?
300
00:17:04,701 --> 00:17:06,969
(FIRE ALARM BEEPING)
301
00:17:07,002 --> 00:17:08,237
I know, I know.
302
00:17:14,811 --> 00:17:15,612
(DAVID SIGHS)
303
00:17:15,645 --> 00:17:16,479
Mom.
304
00:17:25,287 --> 00:17:27,055
Mom!
305
00:17:27,089 --> 00:17:28,991
Mom, are you okay?
306
00:17:29,024 --> 00:17:31,761
Goddamn pice of shit door!
307
00:17:31,795 --> 00:17:32,595
Here, here.
308
00:17:32,629 --> 00:17:33,496
Let me.
309
00:17:33,530 --> 00:17:34,329
Easy.
310
00:17:34,363 --> 00:17:35,297
Easy, easy.
311
00:17:37,567 --> 00:17:40,302
(LUCILLE GROANS)
312
00:17:47,510 --> 00:17:49,978
(FAN WHIRRING)
313
00:17:50,012 --> 00:17:52,981
Hey, Mom, what the
heck were you doing?
314
00:17:53,015 --> 00:17:55,117
I wanna go on a fucking walk.
315
00:17:55,150 --> 00:17:55,951
Okay.
316
00:17:55,984 --> 00:17:56,920
I mean, what were you...
317
00:18:01,089 --> 00:18:01,925
Hey.
318
00:18:03,593 --> 00:18:04,727
Let's watch a movie.
319
00:18:07,296 --> 00:18:09,799
(DAVID SIGHS)
320
00:18:10,767 --> 00:18:11,601
Hmm.
321
00:18:14,571 --> 00:18:17,039
(TENSE MUSIC)
322
00:18:24,079 --> 00:18:26,816
(SIRENS WAILING)
323
00:18:31,353 --> 00:18:32,956
Wow!
324
00:18:32,988 --> 00:18:34,657
I don't believe you.
325
00:18:37,427 --> 00:18:38,695
Man, they always say friendships
326
00:18:38,728 --> 00:18:40,630
are full of surprises but boy!
327
00:18:43,900 --> 00:18:47,570
(LIVELY INSTRUMENTAL MUSIC)
328
00:18:53,977 --> 00:18:56,144
Here we go, Mom.
329
00:19:00,550 --> 00:19:01,384
Oh!
330
00:19:02,452 --> 00:19:04,587
I just love this movie.
331
00:19:06,088 --> 00:19:10,292
Frank and I took David
to see this movie
332
00:19:10,325 --> 00:19:11,494
when he was a baby.
333
00:19:12,896 --> 00:19:16,265
My sweetie David
didn't make a peep.
334
00:19:17,800 --> 00:19:19,736
He watched the whole movie.
335
00:19:22,005 --> 00:19:25,240
Of course, I could never
get tired of it either.
336
00:19:27,610 --> 00:19:28,645
Cary Grant.
337
00:19:30,413 --> 00:19:32,114
I swell up just looking at him.
338
00:19:32,147 --> 00:19:34,751
(DAVID COUGHS)
339
00:19:37,020 --> 00:19:42,025
Well, I can't say I feel the
same way about Cary Grant.
340
00:19:42,291 --> 00:19:44,594
But this movie always
made me think of my mom.
341
00:19:46,696 --> 00:19:47,564
She loved it too.
342
00:19:49,399 --> 00:19:51,066
Somebody must've stolen
one of his crown jewels.
343
00:19:51,099 --> 00:19:52,134
Shall we announce you?
344
00:19:52,167 --> 00:19:54,136
Oh, no, no. I'll
blow my own horns.
345
00:19:54,169 --> 00:19:54,971
Bruce, you'd better wait here.
346
00:19:55,004 --> 00:19:56,806
I'll be back in 10 minutes.
347
00:19:56,839 --> 00:19:58,373
Even 10 minutes is a long time
348
00:19:58,408 --> 00:19:59,409
to be away from you.
349
00:20:01,276 --> 00:20:02,812
What did you say?
350
00:20:02,845 --> 00:20:04,346
What?
351
00:20:04,380 --> 00:20:06,281
Well-
Go on.
352
00:20:06,315 --> 00:20:07,550
(BRUCE LAUGHS)
353
00:20:07,584 --> 00:20:08,818
Go ahead.
354
00:20:08,851 --> 00:20:10,386
I just said that even 10 minutes
355
00:20:10,420 --> 00:20:12,154
is a long time to
be away from you.
356
00:20:12,187 --> 00:20:13,890
I heard you the first
time. I like it.
357
00:20:13,923 --> 00:20:15,491
That's why I asked
you to say it again.
358
00:20:15,525 --> 00:20:16,392
(GENTLE MUSIC)
359
00:20:16,426 --> 00:20:17,927
I can stand being
spoiled a little.
360
00:20:17,961 --> 00:20:19,429
The gentleman I'm going
to have a chat with
361
00:20:19,462 --> 00:20:20,295
did very little spoiling.
362
00:20:20,329 --> 00:20:23,298
All right, here we go, Mom.
363
00:20:23,332 --> 00:20:24,132
Easy.
364
00:20:25,668 --> 00:20:26,736
There you go.
365
00:20:43,987 --> 00:20:46,923
(LUCILLE GRUNTS)
366
00:20:46,956 --> 00:20:47,790
That's it.
367
00:20:59,535 --> 00:21:00,937
Goodnight, Mom.
368
00:21:00,970 --> 00:21:03,906
Goodnight, sweetie.
369
00:21:03,940 --> 00:21:05,675
It's David.
370
00:21:35,471 --> 00:21:38,141
(CLOCK TICKING)
371
00:22:22,752 --> 00:22:25,922
(VHS PLAYER WHIRRING)
372
00:22:28,725 --> 00:22:30,225
Hi! I'm Andy.
373
00:22:30,258 --> 00:22:32,227
Thanks for being here today.
374
00:22:32,260 --> 00:22:33,996
Well, let's cut to the chase.
375
00:22:34,030 --> 00:22:36,264
I'm here to be your friend.
376
00:22:36,298 --> 00:22:37,133
How's that sound?
377
00:22:37,166 --> 00:22:39,135
Oh, that sounds great, Andy.
378
00:22:40,103 --> 00:22:42,138
All right, that's great!
379
00:22:42,171 --> 00:22:43,539
Well, I am excited.
380
00:22:43,573 --> 00:22:46,308
I am really excited.
381
00:22:46,341 --> 00:22:49,244
I mean, I gotta be
honest with you here,
382
00:22:49,277 --> 00:22:51,180
I have been waiting
for this moment
383
00:22:51,214 --> 00:22:53,750
for what feels like forever.
384
00:22:54,817 --> 00:22:57,319
And, gosh, I am just so pleased
385
00:22:57,352 --> 00:23:00,456
that you decided to take
this journey with me.
386
00:23:00,490 --> 00:23:02,357
We're gonna get to
know each other.
387
00:23:02,391 --> 00:23:04,994
We're gonna talk about
whatever you want.
388
00:23:05,027 --> 00:23:06,796
But more than anything,
389
00:23:06,829 --> 00:23:09,198
we're gonna have some fun.
390
00:23:09,232 --> 00:23:13,035
And hopefully, it's the start
of a beautiful relationship.
391
00:23:13,069 --> 00:23:14,670
What do you say?
392
00:23:14,704 --> 00:23:16,639
Sounds fucking weird, Andy.
393
00:23:16,672 --> 00:23:18,174
Now, now, listen.
394
00:23:18,207 --> 00:23:19,408
I know what you're thinking.
395
00:23:19,442 --> 00:23:20,843
I know.
396
00:23:20,877 --> 00:23:23,846
And hey, this is a
little weird for me too
397
00:23:23,880 --> 00:23:25,313
'cause I've never
done this either.
398
00:23:25,347 --> 00:23:27,282
So it's totally new for me.
399
00:23:27,315 --> 00:23:28,751
It's new for both of us.
400
00:23:29,786 --> 00:23:33,422
But I guess that just means
we're in this together, right?
401
00:23:33,456 --> 00:23:36,125
You've got my back
and I've got yours.
402
00:23:36,159 --> 00:23:37,292
All right!
403
00:23:37,325 --> 00:23:39,829
So, let's just dive right in.
404
00:23:39,862 --> 00:23:41,964
Oh, where to start?
405
00:23:42,899 --> 00:23:43,800
I know!
406
00:23:43,833 --> 00:23:45,067
What is your name?
407
00:23:45,101 --> 00:23:46,736
Fuck you. That's my name.
408
00:23:46,769 --> 00:23:48,905
Oh. Yes!
409
00:23:48,938 --> 00:23:51,040
You know, your face
totally says that.
410
00:23:51,073 --> 00:23:52,542
I can totally see it.
411
00:23:53,376 --> 00:23:55,411
Well, it's really
nice to meet you.
412
00:23:55,444 --> 00:23:57,113
Where are you from?
413
00:23:57,146 --> 00:23:59,314
I was born in Lakewood
414
00:23:59,347 --> 00:24:01,951
but I live in Denver with Mom.
415
00:24:01,984 --> 00:24:04,453
Oh, what a beautiful area.
416
00:24:04,487 --> 00:24:06,222
You know, I have a
friend from there.
417
00:24:06,255 --> 00:24:08,024
Yeah, it really is great.
418
00:24:09,324 --> 00:24:11,427
Hey, can I take a
look at your place?
419
00:24:11,460 --> 00:24:13,462
Uh, sure.
Cool.
420
00:24:16,632 --> 00:24:17,934
Whoa.
421
00:24:19,635 --> 00:24:21,604
Whoa!
422
00:24:21,637 --> 00:24:24,372
Nice digs.
423
00:24:24,407 --> 00:24:26,609
Did you decorate
everything yourself?
424
00:24:26,642 --> 00:24:28,778
Most of this stuff's my mom's.
425
00:24:28,811 --> 00:24:30,345
I think it looks great.
426
00:24:31,280 --> 00:24:34,817
You, you have got
good taste, pal.
427
00:24:37,420 --> 00:24:40,156
Okay, so let me tell you
428
00:24:40,189 --> 00:24:41,490
a little bit about myself.
429
00:24:42,925 --> 00:24:44,193
I'm from Davenport.
430
00:24:46,562 --> 00:24:48,664
I'm unemployed at the moment
431
00:24:48,698 --> 00:24:49,498
but it's fine though.
432
00:24:49,532 --> 00:24:50,566
I have got lots of ideas
433
00:24:50,600 --> 00:24:52,001
on where to go from here.
434
00:24:52,034 --> 00:24:53,569
Do you work?
435
00:24:53,603 --> 00:24:55,404
I have to stay at home
436
00:24:55,438 --> 00:24:57,740
and take care of my mom.
437
00:24:57,773 --> 00:25:02,245
But we do just fine on
her social security.
438
00:25:02,278 --> 00:25:03,212
I hear you, man.
439
00:25:04,146 --> 00:25:04,981
I hear you.
440
00:25:05,982 --> 00:25:08,618
Did you know I lived at
home most of my life?
441
00:25:08,651 --> 00:25:10,019
Yeah, it was tough.
442
00:25:10,052 --> 00:25:12,221
Especially when you
have parents like mine.
443
00:25:13,823 --> 00:25:15,791
Like, you know the type, right?
444
00:25:15,825 --> 00:25:18,160
Overbearing and demanding,
445
00:25:18,194 --> 00:25:19,762
nothing's ever good enough.
446
00:25:20,963 --> 00:25:22,098
My mom...
447
00:25:24,133 --> 00:25:26,602
I love her but she was a
battle ax, I'll tell you.
448
00:25:27,770 --> 00:25:30,072
She used to spank me so hard.
449
00:25:31,707 --> 00:25:33,976
One time she spanked me so hard
450
00:25:34,010 --> 00:25:35,645
I threw up on the carpet.
451
00:25:36,913 --> 00:25:39,982
And it was unbelievable what
they got away with back then.
452
00:25:40,016 --> 00:25:41,884
Amen, brother.
453
00:25:41,918 --> 00:25:43,085
It's a wonder I didn't turn out
454
00:25:43,119 --> 00:25:45,187
to be some sort of
disturbed maniac.
455
00:25:45,221 --> 00:25:46,989
(DAVID AND ANDY LAUGH)
456
00:25:47,023 --> 00:25:47,924
Anyway, listen.
457
00:25:47,957 --> 00:25:50,760
I am just totally
rambling on over here.
458
00:25:52,094 --> 00:25:53,496
What were your parents like?
459
00:25:55,399 --> 00:25:59,669
Well my Dad, Frank, was
a jazz musician actually.
460
00:25:59,702 --> 00:26:01,704
They used to call him FDR.
461
00:26:01,737 --> 00:26:04,907
He was on Carson once.
462
00:26:06,609 --> 00:26:08,978
He was on the road a lot.
463
00:26:09,011 --> 00:26:11,381
So mostly it was
just me and my mom.
464
00:26:12,382 --> 00:26:13,849
And she had-
465
00:26:13,883 --> 00:26:14,717
No kidding?
466
00:26:15,718 --> 00:26:17,553
Moms are so interesting,
aren't they?
467
00:26:19,088 --> 00:26:21,290
It sounds like you got
one of the good ones.
468
00:26:22,291 --> 00:26:25,561
(GENTLE CHIMING MUSIC)
469
00:27:35,432 --> 00:27:38,601
(LAWN MOWER WHIRRING)
470
00:27:41,203 --> 00:27:43,339
(PHONE RINGING)
471
00:27:43,372 --> 00:27:46,476
(PROJECTOR CLICKING)
472
00:27:49,111 --> 00:27:52,615
(GLASS SHATTERS)
473
00:27:52,648 --> 00:27:53,483
Shut up.
474
00:27:58,522 --> 00:28:00,022
(DAVID SIGHS)
475
00:28:00,056 --> 00:28:01,491
Right now live and in the midst
476
00:28:01,525 --> 00:28:03,359
with your favorite DJ.
477
00:28:04,593 --> 00:28:05,995
Good afternoon.
478
00:28:07,229 --> 00:28:09,832
(SMOOTH MUSIC)
479
00:28:28,084 --> 00:28:28,918
Hi David.
480
00:28:28,951 --> 00:28:31,053
This is Diane from
Video Rendezvous.
481
00:28:31,087 --> 00:28:32,755
I'm calling with good news.
482
00:28:32,788 --> 00:28:33,789
Our dating specialists
483
00:28:33,823 --> 00:28:35,658
have been hard at
work for you here
484
00:28:35,691 --> 00:28:38,094
and have come up
with a perfect match.
485
00:28:38,127 --> 00:28:39,128
Her name is Lisa
486
00:28:39,161 --> 00:28:41,063
and I think you'll
really like her.
487
00:28:41,097 --> 00:28:43,467
She saw your video and
said you were quote,
488
00:28:43,500 --> 00:28:44,967
"Adorable."
489
00:28:45,000 --> 00:28:47,169
So, if you wanna come
down to the studio
490
00:28:47,203 --> 00:28:48,938
and get your information
packet, her tape,
491
00:28:48,971 --> 00:28:51,140
and then we can go from there.
492
00:28:51,173 --> 00:28:52,341
Call me back soon.
493
00:28:52,374 --> 00:28:53,209
Bye!
494
00:28:55,945 --> 00:28:58,347
Hey Mom, I gotta
run a quick errand.
495
00:28:58,381 --> 00:29:00,082
Will you be okay here for a bit?
496
00:29:00,983 --> 00:29:03,352
Pick me up some
fresh hand towels.
497
00:29:04,286 --> 00:29:06,590
Frank threw all
the good ones away.
498
00:29:06,622 --> 00:29:08,090
(DOOR SLAMS)
499
00:29:08,124 --> 00:29:11,093
(UPBEAT MUSIC)
500
00:29:11,127 --> 00:29:13,497
Well hi, David.
501
00:29:13,530 --> 00:29:15,030
Great to see you again so soon.
502
00:29:15,064 --> 00:29:17,066
I should say the same about you.
503
00:29:17,099 --> 00:29:18,901
Well, here is the tape
504
00:29:18,934 --> 00:29:21,070
and the write up on Lisa.
505
00:29:21,103 --> 00:29:22,138
Very exciting.
506
00:29:22,171 --> 00:29:24,840
I think you two will
match up wonderfully.
507
00:29:24,874 --> 00:29:27,544
Thank you so much for this.
508
00:29:27,577 --> 00:29:28,878
I can't wait to meet her.
509
00:29:28,911 --> 00:29:29,979
It's my pleasure, David.
510
00:29:30,012 --> 00:29:33,015
It's what I do. (CHUCKLES)
511
00:29:33,048 --> 00:29:36,085
Um. (CLEARS THROAT)
512
00:29:36,118 --> 00:29:36,986
Oh, right.
513
00:29:38,821 --> 00:29:39,655
Uh-oh.
514
00:29:40,557 --> 00:29:42,091
Oh no.
515
00:29:42,124 --> 00:29:44,427
I was in such a rush
to get over here
516
00:29:44,461 --> 00:29:45,995
I must've left my wallet.
517
00:29:46,028 --> 00:29:47,062
Oh no.
518
00:29:47,096 --> 00:29:48,364
That's so unfortunate.
519
00:29:48,398 --> 00:29:50,666
I'll run home and get my card
520
00:29:50,699 --> 00:29:52,168
and I'll be right back.
521
00:29:52,201 --> 00:29:53,102
Uh-uh-uh.
522
00:29:54,404 --> 00:29:55,539
Oh, right.
523
00:29:57,006 --> 00:29:58,908
I'll be right back, I promise.
524
00:29:58,941 --> 00:29:59,775
I promise.
525
00:30:01,043 --> 00:30:04,481
(UPBEAT MUSIC CONTINUES)
526
00:30:14,957 --> 00:30:16,358
Isn't he? (LAUGHS)
527
00:30:16,393 --> 00:30:17,627
It's the hair, I think.
528
00:30:18,528 --> 00:30:20,129
Okay, have a great time.
529
00:30:20,162 --> 00:30:21,730
Bye.
530
00:30:21,764 --> 00:30:24,066
Hi, David.
531
00:30:24,099 --> 00:30:25,201
What's wrong?
532
00:30:25,234 --> 00:30:26,603
That was Lisa.
533
00:30:27,770 --> 00:30:29,805
She just matched
with someone else.
534
00:30:33,476 --> 00:30:34,377
I'm sorry, David.
535
00:30:34,411 --> 00:30:36,712
These things move
quick sometimes.
536
00:30:42,851 --> 00:30:44,454
Well, can I at least see
537
00:30:44,487 --> 00:30:45,689
what I'm missing out on?
538
00:30:57,766 --> 00:30:58,602
Uh-uh.
539
00:31:05,808 --> 00:31:06,875
(CREDIT CARD SWIPER THUDDING)
540
00:31:06,909 --> 00:31:08,010
(PHONE RINGING)
541
00:31:08,043 --> 00:31:10,447
Great. So there's
your card back.
542
00:31:10,480 --> 00:31:13,015
And I'll just need your
signature right there.
543
00:31:13,048 --> 00:31:16,785
You know, in case you're
ever famous someday.
544
00:31:44,514 --> 00:31:47,016
(TENSE MUSIC)
545
00:31:51,488 --> 00:31:52,354
Hi.
546
00:31:52,389 --> 00:31:53,355
I'm Lisa.
547
00:31:55,224 --> 00:31:57,627
Oh man, this is so strange.
548
00:31:57,661 --> 00:31:59,061
I've never done this before.
549
00:32:00,829 --> 00:32:02,465
Well, I'm from Denver.
550
00:32:02,499 --> 00:32:06,569
I really enjoy arts
and crafts, reading.
551
00:32:06,603 --> 00:32:07,836
I read a lot of books.
552
00:32:09,071 --> 00:32:10,640
And I listen to jazz music.
553
00:32:10,674 --> 00:32:11,608
That's my favorite.
554
00:32:13,042 --> 00:32:15,144
Oh, I should mention
that I'm a caregiver.
555
00:32:16,078 --> 00:32:18,047
I went to nursing
school in college
556
00:32:18,080 --> 00:32:21,016
and now I work part
time as a hospice nurse.
557
00:32:22,385 --> 00:32:23,886
On the weekends I
like to volunteer
558
00:32:23,919 --> 00:32:25,888
at my local nursing home.
559
00:32:25,921 --> 00:32:27,823
I found that I really
enjoy spending time
560
00:32:27,856 --> 00:32:29,392
with the people there.
561
00:32:29,426 --> 00:32:30,359
They get very lonely
562
00:32:30,393 --> 00:32:31,994
and they don't have
many people left
563
00:32:32,027 --> 00:32:32,895
to come and see them.
564
00:32:32,928 --> 00:32:35,465
So, it's a good
feeling to give them
565
00:32:35,498 --> 00:32:36,965
the friendship and companionship
566
00:32:36,999 --> 00:32:37,966
that they deserve.
567
00:32:39,068 --> 00:32:41,504
These people are so interesting.
568
00:32:41,538 --> 00:32:43,138
They have histories
and backgrounds
569
00:32:43,172 --> 00:32:45,608
that are so layered and textured
570
00:32:45,642 --> 00:32:48,611
and it's just wonderful to
explore that together with them.
571
00:32:50,447 --> 00:32:51,246
Oh gosh, sorry.
572
00:32:51,280 --> 00:32:52,981
I'm rambling on.
573
00:32:53,015 --> 00:32:54,183
It's so weird with
all the lights
574
00:32:54,216 --> 00:32:55,518
and camera and everything.
575
00:32:56,486 --> 00:32:58,887
Well, anyway, whoever
you are out there,
576
00:32:58,921 --> 00:33:00,122
I hope to meet you soon.
577
00:33:15,304 --> 00:33:16,338
Sure you wanna quit?
578
00:33:16,372 --> 00:33:18,040
Now Bruce, what do you mean?
579
00:33:18,073 --> 00:33:19,341
Well, I mean if there's
any doubt about it
580
00:33:19,376 --> 00:33:21,411
or if there's anything that...
581
00:33:21,444 --> 00:33:23,513
No, this is your
chance to have a home
582
00:33:23,546 --> 00:33:25,648
and to be, like you
said, a human being
583
00:33:25,682 --> 00:33:28,117
and I'm gonna make
you take that chance.
584
00:33:28,150 --> 00:33:28,951
Certainly.
585
00:33:28,984 --> 00:33:30,453
Why, I wouldn't let her stay.
586
00:33:31,521 --> 00:33:32,354
Open, Mom.
587
00:33:33,922 --> 00:33:35,458
Mom, open.
588
00:33:35,492 --> 00:33:37,427
Yeah, all she ever
wanted was a home.
589
00:33:37,460 --> 00:33:39,328
Well, I'll certainly
try to give her one.
590
00:33:39,361 --> 00:33:40,730
I know you will, Bruce.
591
00:33:40,764 --> 00:33:42,030
Where are you gonna live?
Albany.
592
00:33:42,064 --> 00:33:43,899
Albany, huh? You got a
family up there then?
593
00:33:43,932 --> 00:33:45,435
No, just my mother.
594
00:33:45,468 --> 00:33:46,636
Just your mother, huh?
595
00:33:46,669 --> 00:33:47,936
Oh, you're gonna live
with your mother?
596
00:33:47,970 --> 00:33:50,172
Well, just for the first year.
597
00:33:50,205 --> 00:33:51,373
Oh, well that will be nice.
598
00:33:51,408 --> 00:33:52,675
Yes, yes.
599
00:33:52,709 --> 00:33:54,042
A home with mother.
600
00:33:54,076 --> 00:33:54,910
In Albany too.
601
00:33:57,514 --> 00:34:00,015
(DOG BARKING)
602
00:34:17,700 --> 00:34:19,368
I hear you, man.
603
00:34:19,402 --> 00:34:20,703
I hear you.
604
00:34:20,737 --> 00:34:24,741
Did you know I lived at
home most of my life?
605
00:34:24,774 --> 00:34:26,275
Yeah, it was tough.
606
00:34:26,308 --> 00:34:28,645
And especially when you
have parents like mine.
607
00:34:29,846 --> 00:34:31,548
Like you know the type, right?
608
00:34:31,581 --> 00:34:33,949
Overbearing and demanding,
609
00:34:33,982 --> 00:34:35,585
nothing's ever good enough.
610
00:34:36,753 --> 00:34:37,887
My mom...
611
00:34:38,788 --> 00:34:41,190
I love her, but she was
a battle ax, I tell you.
612
00:34:42,425 --> 00:34:44,661
She used to spank me so hard.
613
00:34:46,228 --> 00:34:47,831
One time she spanked me so hard
614
00:34:48,698 --> 00:34:50,332
I threw up on the carpet.
615
00:34:51,568 --> 00:34:54,504
And it was unbelievable what
they got away with back then.
616
00:34:54,537 --> 00:34:55,472
Amen, brother.
617
00:34:56,439 --> 00:34:57,740
It's a wonder I didn't turn out
618
00:34:57,774 --> 00:35:00,275
to be some sort of
disturbed maniac. (LAUGHS)
619
00:35:00,309 --> 00:35:01,644
(DAVID CHUCKLES)
620
00:35:01,678 --> 00:35:02,612
Anyway, listen.
621
00:35:02,645 --> 00:35:05,415
I am just totally
rambling on over here.
622
00:35:06,749 --> 00:35:09,151
What were your parents like?
623
00:35:09,184 --> 00:35:11,286
My dad was a jazz musician.
624
00:35:12,154 --> 00:35:14,424
He died 10 years ago
625
00:35:14,457 --> 00:35:16,258
and I've been taking
care of my mom
626
00:35:16,291 --> 00:35:17,727
with dementia ever since.
627
00:35:18,761 --> 00:35:19,596
No kidding?
628
00:35:21,029 --> 00:35:24,233
Moms are so interesting,
aren't they?
629
00:35:24,266 --> 00:35:27,102
But it sounds like you
got one of the good ones.
630
00:35:27,135 --> 00:35:29,439
You're luckier than
the rest of us.
631
00:35:29,472 --> 00:35:32,274
Well, I mean, she
was a lot better
632
00:35:32,307 --> 00:35:34,444
before her mind went.
Yeah. Yeah.
633
00:35:34,477 --> 00:35:36,713
But she's always been
pretty hard on me.
634
00:35:36,746 --> 00:35:38,381
Tell me more about that.
635
00:35:39,616 --> 00:35:42,452
I mean, sometimes
it was the switch.
636
00:35:43,753 --> 00:35:45,053
Sometimes it was a belt.
637
00:35:46,723 --> 00:35:48,958
But mostly it was
just with words.
638
00:35:48,992 --> 00:35:52,027
(PHONE RINGS)
639
00:35:52,060 --> 00:35:52,896
Mm-hmm.
640
00:35:57,199 --> 00:35:59,134
I'm sorry about that.
641
00:35:59,167 --> 00:36:01,103
Anyway, you were saying.
642
00:36:01,136 --> 00:36:02,472
Uh.
643
00:36:02,505 --> 00:36:05,008
(PHONE RINGS)
644
00:36:11,781 --> 00:36:13,449
I'm so sorry about that.
645
00:36:13,483 --> 00:36:14,283
Don't worry. It's fine.
646
00:36:14,316 --> 00:36:15,785
They can try later.
647
00:36:15,818 --> 00:36:18,186
I wonder why they
keep interrupting us?
648
00:36:18,220 --> 00:36:19,187
But please, please.
649
00:36:21,024 --> 00:36:22,759
One time I got in trouble
650
00:36:22,792 --> 00:36:25,828
for breaking a fresh
carton of eggs.
651
00:36:26,996 --> 00:36:29,097
Mom hit me so hard
with a yardstick
652
00:36:29,131 --> 00:36:32,802
that it snapped in
half, broke the skin.
653
00:36:32,835 --> 00:36:34,369
Oh, wow.
654
00:36:36,406 --> 00:36:38,140
That sounds like
a tough time, pal.
655
00:36:39,107 --> 00:36:40,977
I'm sorry to hear about that.
656
00:36:41,010 --> 00:36:41,844
Thanks.
657
00:36:42,979 --> 00:36:45,415
Hey, now I don't know about you
658
00:36:45,448 --> 00:36:47,182
but this is really
bumming me out.
659
00:36:47,215 --> 00:36:50,653
So, how about we talk
about something fun?
660
00:36:50,687 --> 00:36:54,624
Okay, do you have a girlfriend?
661
00:36:55,992 --> 00:36:56,826
Oh.
662
00:36:57,927 --> 00:36:59,328
Oh.
663
00:36:59,361 --> 00:37:01,129
Ah, shoot. I'm sorry, man.
664
00:37:01,163 --> 00:37:02,732
I shouldn't have brought it up.
665
00:37:02,765 --> 00:37:03,600
No, no.
666
00:37:04,901 --> 00:37:06,469
I just, I've been doing this
667
00:37:06,502 --> 00:37:11,474
video dating service
for like six months
668
00:37:11,841 --> 00:37:13,910
and I finally got a match today
669
00:37:15,912 --> 00:37:17,046
but I fucked it up.
670
00:37:19,048 --> 00:37:20,817
You know, I can relate to that.
671
00:37:20,850 --> 00:37:22,184
I really can.
672
00:37:24,754 --> 00:37:28,658
Okay, so one time I had a
blind date all lined up.
673
00:37:28,691 --> 00:37:30,693
It was for my senior prom.
674
00:37:30,727 --> 00:37:33,128
So, my buddy and I are going
675
00:37:33,161 --> 00:37:35,230
to pick them up at
a friend's house.
676
00:37:36,065 --> 00:37:37,667
You know what happened?
677
00:37:37,700 --> 00:37:41,169
The girl tells me she's sick
678
00:37:41,203 --> 00:37:43,039
and she has to skip the dance.
679
00:37:44,407 --> 00:37:45,541
So I had to go by myself.
680
00:37:45,575 --> 00:37:46,442
But it's fine.
681
00:37:46,476 --> 00:37:49,177
Like, I don't mind being lonely.
682
00:37:50,079 --> 00:37:51,114
I mean, it's not like I'm gonna
683
00:37:51,146 --> 00:37:52,982
be alone forever or
something, right?
684
00:37:54,784 --> 00:37:56,284
So here I am.
685
00:37:56,318 --> 00:38:01,323
I'm at this stupid prom
alone, standing in the back
686
00:38:02,925 --> 00:38:07,930
and who do I see dancing
with Curtis Millegan?
687
00:38:09,599 --> 00:38:10,400
Who?
688
00:38:10,433 --> 00:38:12,802
My date!
689
00:38:12,835 --> 00:38:13,636
Ugh!
690
00:38:13,670 --> 00:38:15,104
That lying hag!
691
00:38:15,138 --> 00:38:17,205
It was unbelievable.
692
00:38:17,239 --> 00:38:18,474
Do you know what I did next?
693
00:38:18,508 --> 00:38:19,307
What?
694
00:38:19,341 --> 00:38:21,309
(LAUGHS) Good guess, but no.
695
00:38:22,177 --> 00:38:25,715
I blew my fucking top at her.
696
00:38:25,748 --> 00:38:29,251
Like in front of everyone.
697
00:38:29,284 --> 00:38:31,521
I was yelling so loud
698
00:38:31,554 --> 00:38:33,589
they had to stop the music
699
00:38:33,623 --> 00:38:36,291
and bring in the chaperones.
700
00:38:36,324 --> 00:38:37,259
Whoa.
701
00:38:37,292 --> 00:38:39,929
My buddy had to come
over and calm me down
702
00:38:39,962 --> 00:38:41,731
before I started hitting people.
703
00:38:41,764 --> 00:38:42,565
(DAVID LAUGHS)
704
00:38:42,598 --> 00:38:44,100
It was unreal.
705
00:38:45,535 --> 00:38:47,235
But my friend said
something to me that night
706
00:38:47,269 --> 00:38:48,671
that I'll never forget.
707
00:38:49,806 --> 00:38:53,776
He said, "Andy, my man,
you didn't miss out
708
00:38:53,810 --> 00:38:55,343
on a date with her.
709
00:38:55,378 --> 00:38:58,114
She missed out on
a date with you.
710
00:38:58,147 --> 00:38:59,916
So forget about her.
711
00:38:59,949 --> 00:39:03,386
You are entitled to
the things you want."
712
00:39:04,654 --> 00:39:05,988
He straightened my collar,
713
00:39:06,022 --> 00:39:07,857
he patted me on the shoulder,
714
00:39:07,890 --> 00:39:09,058
and we ended up having
715
00:39:09,092 --> 00:39:12,962
one of the most fun nights
of our lives together.
716
00:39:12,995 --> 00:39:15,698
Dancing and drinking,
just going crazy.
717
00:39:15,732 --> 00:39:17,767
Oh man, it was great.
718
00:39:18,701 --> 00:39:22,405
Besides, I got what I
wanted from her eventually.
719
00:39:22,438 --> 00:39:24,107
So everything worked out.
720
00:39:25,641 --> 00:39:27,877
Anyway, after that night
721
00:39:27,910 --> 00:39:30,046
I'm always reminded of my friend
722
00:39:30,079 --> 00:39:31,581
and how he was there for me
723
00:39:31,614 --> 00:39:32,849
when I was down and out.
724
00:39:34,584 --> 00:39:36,318
That's what friends are for.
725
00:39:37,252 --> 00:39:38,921
To be there for each other
726
00:39:38,955 --> 00:39:40,590
when all the chips are down.
727
00:39:42,058 --> 00:39:43,893
And that's why I'm
here for you, pal.
728
00:39:45,228 --> 00:39:46,596
It reminds me of a saying.
729
00:39:47,764 --> 00:39:50,833
Sometimes you don't
realize your own strength
730
00:39:50,867 --> 00:39:54,637
until you come face to face
with your greatest weakness.
731
00:39:55,938 --> 00:39:57,339
So forget that girl.
732
00:39:58,373 --> 00:39:59,575
We don't need her.
733
00:39:59,609 --> 00:40:01,511
We have each other.
734
00:40:01,544 --> 00:40:03,913
Now let's have a good time.
735
00:40:03,946 --> 00:40:05,481
How about a drink?
736
00:40:05,515 --> 00:40:06,549
All right.
737
00:40:06,582 --> 00:40:09,418
(EASYGOING MUSIC)
738
00:40:14,524 --> 00:40:16,358
To friendship.
739
00:40:16,392 --> 00:40:17,193
To friendship.
740
00:40:17,226 --> 00:40:20,062
(EASYGOING MUSIC)
741
00:40:24,033 --> 00:40:27,203
(VHS PLAYER WHIRRING)
742
00:40:33,376 --> 00:40:35,244
Hi! I'm Andy.
743
00:40:35,278 --> 00:40:36,779
Thanks for being here today.
744
00:40:36,813 --> 00:40:38,414
Well, let's cut to the chase.
745
00:40:38,447 --> 00:40:40,516
I'm here to be your friend.
746
00:40:40,550 --> 00:40:41,784
How's that sound?
747
00:40:41,818 --> 00:40:44,554
Sounds wonderful, Andy.
748
00:40:44,587 --> 00:40:48,090
So, um, what's your name?
749
00:40:48,124 --> 00:40:49,592
Nice to meet you, Andy.
750
00:40:49,625 --> 00:40:51,093
I'm David.
751
00:40:51,127 --> 00:40:52,428
Yeah.
752
00:40:52,461 --> 00:40:55,898
You know, your face,
your face just says that.
753
00:40:55,932 --> 00:40:57,233
Whoa.
754
00:40:57,266 --> 00:41:00,303
Hey, nice digs.
755
00:41:00,335 --> 00:41:02,138
Did you decorate
everything yourself?
756
00:41:03,005 --> 00:41:04,640
I hear you, man.
757
00:41:04,674 --> 00:41:06,108
I hear you.
758
00:41:06,142 --> 00:41:08,377
And especially when you
have parents like mine.
759
00:41:08,411 --> 00:41:11,013
You know this type.
760
00:41:11,047 --> 00:41:13,583
Overbearing, demanding.
761
00:41:13,616 --> 00:41:15,885
Nothing's ever good enough.
762
00:41:15,918 --> 00:41:17,787
Well, what next?
763
00:41:17,820 --> 00:41:19,455
Well, what do you say to a game?
764
00:41:19,488 --> 00:41:20,923
Yeah.
765
00:41:20,957 --> 00:41:22,625
Um, how about-
766
00:41:24,327 --> 00:41:26,128
Go Fish.
How about Go Fish?
767
00:41:26,162 --> 00:41:28,097
This'll be fun, I promise.
768
00:41:28,130 --> 00:41:29,332
I've got just the thing.
769
00:41:29,364 --> 00:41:31,467
I'll tell you my best joke.
770
00:41:32,969 --> 00:41:35,104
Stop me if you heard this one.
771
00:41:35,137 --> 00:41:38,507
An old man goes to the
doctor for some tests.
772
00:41:38,541 --> 00:41:40,343
Do you have any fours?
773
00:41:41,310 --> 00:41:43,512
No, go fish.
774
00:41:43,546 --> 00:41:45,414
(LAUGHS) All right!
775
00:41:45,448 --> 00:41:47,216
All right, one's
better than nothing.
776
00:41:48,684 --> 00:41:49,485
Okay, your turn.
777
00:41:49,518 --> 00:41:51,120
He gets the results.
778
00:41:51,153 --> 00:41:53,623
The doctor tells him
that he has bad news.
779
00:41:53,656 --> 00:41:55,324
Do you have any fives?
780
00:41:56,726 --> 00:41:58,160
No. Sorry.
781
00:41:58,194 --> 00:41:59,262
Go fish.
782
00:41:59,295 --> 00:42:02,598
The old man says, "Just give
it to me straight, Doc."
783
00:42:02,632 --> 00:42:04,200
Two sevens!
784
00:42:04,233 --> 00:42:05,034
All right!
785
00:42:05,067 --> 00:42:07,270
It must be my lucky day.
786
00:42:07,303 --> 00:42:12,041
The doctor says,
"Well, you have cancer
787
00:42:12,074 --> 00:42:14,076
and you have Alzheimer's."
788
00:42:14,110 --> 00:42:17,914
The old man says, "I
guess it could be worse.
789
00:42:17,947 --> 00:42:19,315
I could have cancer."
790
00:42:20,384 --> 00:42:21,918
(ANDY LAUGHS)
791
00:42:21,951 --> 00:42:23,886
(DAVID LAUGHS)
792
00:42:23,920 --> 00:42:25,054
Hold on.
793
00:42:25,087 --> 00:42:25,888
Hold on. Hold on.
794
00:42:25,922 --> 00:42:27,890
We are having way too much fun.
795
00:42:27,924 --> 00:42:30,426
(PHONE RINGS)
796
00:42:31,627 --> 00:42:32,595
Sorry about that.
797
00:42:32,628 --> 00:42:34,497
I have to commemorate
it with a photo.
798
00:42:34,530 --> 00:42:36,065
To friendship.
799
00:42:36,098 --> 00:42:37,199
To friendship.
800
00:42:37,233 --> 00:42:39,568
Nothing like a little friendly
competition, right pal?
801
00:42:39,602 --> 00:42:40,569
That's right, pal.
802
00:42:40,603 --> 00:42:42,138
To friendship.
803
00:42:42,171 --> 00:42:43,005
To friendship.
804
00:42:44,307 --> 00:42:45,841
You ready?
805
00:42:45,875 --> 00:42:46,709
To friendship.
806
00:42:47,843 --> 00:42:48,811
To friendship.
807
00:42:48,844 --> 00:42:49,979
Wow!
808
00:42:50,012 --> 00:42:51,347
(CAMERA CLICKS)
809
00:42:51,381 --> 00:42:54,183
Ugh, I can't wait to
see how it turns out.
810
00:42:54,216 --> 00:42:55,217
I don't believe you!
811
00:42:55,251 --> 00:42:56,285
I don't believe you!
812
00:42:56,319 --> 00:42:57,286
I don't believe you!
813
00:42:57,320 --> 00:42:58,422
I don't believe you!
814
00:42:58,454 --> 00:43:00,790
Man, they always say friendships
are full of surprises
815
00:43:00,823 --> 00:43:02,024
but, boy, that one,
816
00:43:02,058 --> 00:43:04,493
that really really
took me by surprise.
817
00:43:04,527 --> 00:43:05,761
I'll tell you what,
818
00:43:05,795 --> 00:43:07,431
I bet you're full of surprises.
819
00:43:07,463 --> 00:43:09,131
Hi! I'm Andy.
820
00:43:09,165 --> 00:43:10,299
I'll tell you what.
821
00:43:10,333 --> 00:43:11,634
Thanks for being here today.
822
00:43:11,667 --> 00:43:14,470
I bet you're full of
surprises, aren't you?
823
00:43:14,503 --> 00:43:15,972
Let's cut to the chase.
824
00:43:16,005 --> 00:43:18,107
I'm here to be your friend.
825
00:43:18,140 --> 00:43:19,443
How's that sound?
826
00:43:21,077 --> 00:43:22,845
To friendship.
827
00:43:22,878 --> 00:43:25,514
Nothing like a little friendly
competition, right pal?
828
00:43:25,548 --> 00:43:27,683
Overbearing, demanding,
829
00:43:27,717 --> 00:43:29,419
nothing's ever good enough.
830
00:43:29,453 --> 00:43:30,454
To friendship.
831
00:43:30,486 --> 00:43:31,287
To friendship.
832
00:43:31,320 --> 00:43:32,888
All right!
Yeah!
833
00:43:34,890 --> 00:43:35,958
Hold on.
834
00:43:35,992 --> 00:43:36,792
Hold on. Hold on.
835
00:43:36,826 --> 00:43:38,894
We are having way too much fun.
836
00:43:38,928 --> 00:43:41,030
I have to commemorate
it with a photo.
837
00:43:41,063 --> 00:43:42,898
I'm always reminded of my friend
838
00:43:42,932 --> 00:43:44,233
and how he was there for me
839
00:43:44,266 --> 00:43:45,901
when I was down and out.
840
00:43:46,802 --> 00:43:48,070
Okay, ready?
841
00:43:48,104 --> 00:43:50,339
(CAMERA CLICKS)
842
00:43:50,373 --> 00:43:51,774
That's what friends are for.
843
00:43:54,143 --> 00:43:56,746
I can't wait to see
how it turns out.
844
00:43:56,779 --> 00:43:58,848
To be there for each other.
845
00:43:58,881 --> 00:44:01,884
(PHONE RINGS)
846
00:44:01,917 --> 00:44:02,952
When all the chips are down.
847
00:44:02,985 --> 00:44:04,388
Sorry about that.
(DAVID LAUGHS)
848
00:44:04,421 --> 00:44:05,554
It's no wonder I didn't turn out
849
00:44:05,588 --> 00:44:07,391
some disturbed maniac.
850
00:44:07,424 --> 00:44:09,291
I wonder why they
keep interrupting us.
851
00:44:09,325 --> 00:44:11,293
That's why I'm
here for you, pal.
852
00:44:11,327 --> 00:44:14,030
(DAVID CRYING)
853
00:44:14,063 --> 00:44:15,064
Okay, ready?
854
00:44:17,333 --> 00:44:19,702
I can't wait to see
how it turns out.
855
00:44:19,735 --> 00:44:22,472
(SIRENS WAILING)
856
00:44:27,877 --> 00:44:28,844
(ANDY SIGHS)
857
00:44:28,878 --> 00:44:29,979
This is great.
858
00:44:31,381 --> 00:44:32,548
Well, I've got an idea.
859
00:44:33,682 --> 00:44:36,152
How about you tell me
860
00:44:36,185 --> 00:44:38,921
the most embarrassing
story from your childhood?
861
00:44:38,954 --> 00:44:40,222
No, you don't wanna hear that.
862
00:44:40,256 --> 00:44:41,057
It's awful.
863
00:44:41,090 --> 00:44:42,426
Yes I do!
864
00:44:42,459 --> 00:44:43,559
Come on. Just tell me.
865
00:44:43,592 --> 00:44:44,394
No.
Please?
866
00:44:44,428 --> 00:44:46,128
No.
867
00:44:46,162 --> 00:44:48,631
No, thank you.
Please?
868
00:44:48,664 --> 00:44:49,899
Okay. Okay.
869
00:44:52,835 --> 00:44:54,303
(SOFT MUSIC)
870
00:44:54,336 --> 00:44:55,237
It was sixth grade
871
00:44:56,372 --> 00:45:00,309
and there was this
girl I had a crush on.
872
00:45:02,578 --> 00:45:03,413
Jackie.
873
00:45:04,548 --> 00:45:05,881
She was so beautiful.
874
00:45:08,385 --> 00:45:13,355
Anyway, one day I decided
to write her a love note.
875
00:45:16,393 --> 00:45:17,793
I passed it to her in class.
876
00:45:21,030 --> 00:45:21,964
I guess she liked it
877
00:45:21,997 --> 00:45:25,134
because after she read it,
878
00:45:25,167 --> 00:45:28,505
she looked up at me and smiled.
879
00:45:31,541 --> 00:45:35,644
But a couple other kids
must've saw the exchange
880
00:45:35,678 --> 00:45:40,683
because they started
writing her notes too.
881
00:45:43,185 --> 00:45:46,155
I wanna kiss you all over.
882
00:45:47,056 --> 00:45:49,559
I wanna have sex with you.
883
00:45:49,593 --> 00:45:51,595
Let's make babies together.
884
00:45:53,530 --> 00:45:57,601
And they would sign
my name on the notes
885
00:45:57,633 --> 00:46:01,103
and then they'd slip
them into her cubby
886
00:46:01,137 --> 00:46:03,873
and into her lunchbox
and her homework.
887
00:46:06,675 --> 00:46:08,944
Then the notes got worse.
888
00:46:11,881 --> 00:46:14,183
I sneak into your room at night.
889
00:46:17,820 --> 00:46:20,390
I wanna sniff your panties.
890
00:46:23,659 --> 00:46:27,029
A teacher found one of the notes
891
00:46:29,064 --> 00:46:30,099
and I got in trouble.
892
00:46:33,202 --> 00:46:36,038
Jackie knew it wasn't me
893
00:46:39,041 --> 00:46:40,644
but she never spoke up about it.
894
00:46:43,712 --> 00:46:46,348
I got suspended for three days
895
00:46:46,383 --> 00:46:48,284
for inappropriate behavior.
896
00:46:50,152 --> 00:46:52,656
Mom wasn't too happy
about that one.
897
00:46:54,957 --> 00:46:58,595
I never even looked
at Jackie after that.
898
00:47:01,730 --> 00:47:06,436
Actually, I never
really talked to anyone
899
00:47:07,604 --> 00:47:08,605
after that happened.
900
00:47:11,373 --> 00:47:12,208
Wow.
901
00:47:13,309 --> 00:47:14,143
Pal.
902
00:47:16,446 --> 00:47:18,381
That's not embarrassing.
903
00:47:18,415 --> 00:47:19,748
It's not?
904
00:47:19,782 --> 00:47:22,151
No, it's fucking sad!
905
00:47:22,184 --> 00:47:24,688
(ANDY LAUGHS)
906
00:47:26,121 --> 00:47:27,122
All right now.
907
00:47:27,156 --> 00:47:27,957
All right, all right.
908
00:47:27,990 --> 00:47:29,992
I'm just giving you a hard time.
909
00:47:30,025 --> 00:47:31,661
Come on, friends do that.
910
00:47:32,629 --> 00:47:33,597
Come on.
911
00:47:33,630 --> 00:47:35,364
Come on. I was only joking.
912
00:47:35,398 --> 00:47:37,032
You're a dick sometimes.
913
00:47:37,900 --> 00:47:38,901
Wow.
914
00:47:39,935 --> 00:47:41,605
I don't believe you.
915
00:47:43,506 --> 00:47:46,208
Man, they always say friendships
are full of surprises.
916
00:47:46,242 --> 00:47:48,177
But, boy, I mean that one,
917
00:47:49,144 --> 00:47:52,382
that really really
took me by surprise.
918
00:47:53,650 --> 00:47:54,850
I'll tell you what.
919
00:47:55,884 --> 00:47:59,456
I bet you're full of
surprises, aren't you?
920
00:48:01,491 --> 00:48:06,496
But anyway, your story isn't
nearly as embarrassing as mine.
921
00:48:08,063 --> 00:48:10,299
I doubt it but go ahead.
922
00:48:10,332 --> 00:48:11,133
All right.
923
00:48:11,166 --> 00:48:12,101
All right.
924
00:48:12,134 --> 00:48:13,403
(ANDY CLEARS THROAT)
925
00:48:13,436 --> 00:48:18,173
So, take yourself back to 1976.
926
00:48:21,378 --> 00:48:23,979
That's my freshman
year of college.
927
00:48:25,147 --> 00:48:28,050
I had a great dorm
room situation.
928
00:48:28,083 --> 00:48:30,587
My roommate and I
had our own rooms
929
00:48:30,620 --> 00:48:33,922
separated by a
bathroom in the middle.
930
00:48:33,956 --> 00:48:36,792
You know the kind with a
door at either end, right?
931
00:48:36,825 --> 00:48:41,830
Well, this meant we could
be loud in our rooms
932
00:48:43,165 --> 00:48:44,534
without disturbing each other.
933
00:48:44,567 --> 00:48:46,536
What, you mean like loud music?
934
00:48:47,903 --> 00:48:49,539
Not loud music, silly.
935
00:48:49,572 --> 00:48:51,206
Loud sex.
936
00:48:52,975 --> 00:48:55,578
We could pretty much be
as loud as we wanted.
937
00:48:57,414 --> 00:49:02,419
Well, fast forward
to when I met Pamela.
938
00:49:06,790 --> 00:49:08,090
(ANDY SIGHS)
939
00:49:08,123 --> 00:49:09,358
Pamela.
940
00:49:09,392 --> 00:49:10,225
Pamela.
941
00:49:11,860 --> 00:49:14,196
Oh boy, was she something.
942
00:49:15,432 --> 00:49:18,802
She had a great ass.
943
00:49:18,834 --> 00:49:20,002
Yeah.
944
00:49:20,035 --> 00:49:21,705
Great tits.
945
00:49:22,739 --> 00:49:26,576
These big perfect lips.
946
00:49:28,445 --> 00:49:31,781
Well, we are in
my room one night
947
00:49:33,148 --> 00:49:36,720
and things are getting
pretty hot and heavy.
948
00:49:38,788 --> 00:49:43,793
So, there I am on
the edge of the bed.
949
00:49:45,395 --> 00:49:47,162
Pamela is straddling me.
950
00:49:49,198 --> 00:49:51,333
She's wearing black stockings
951
00:49:53,202 --> 00:49:55,270
and only black stockings.
952
00:49:56,972 --> 00:49:58,273
(DAVID SIGHS)
953
00:49:58,307 --> 00:50:02,211
She slides me inside her.
954
00:50:06,549 --> 00:50:08,752
She starts slow at first.
955
00:50:10,919 --> 00:50:14,089
Starts moving up and
down on top of me.
956
00:50:15,625 --> 00:50:19,462
Her huge tits are
right in my face.
957
00:50:22,465 --> 00:50:24,601
I'm sure you can imagine.
958
00:50:24,634 --> 00:50:26,135
It was so hot.
959
00:50:27,604 --> 00:50:28,971
Yeah.
960
00:50:29,004 --> 00:50:30,573
She starts to go faster.
961
00:50:32,374 --> 00:50:35,612
Just bouncing up and
down on top of me.
962
00:50:37,447 --> 00:50:40,215
She kept asking, "Do
you like fucking me?"
963
00:50:41,384 --> 00:50:43,853
She is getting
louder and louder.
964
00:50:43,887 --> 00:50:45,722
"Fuck me, baby!
965
00:50:45,755 --> 00:50:47,490
Fuck me, baby!
966
00:50:48,625 --> 00:50:50,325
Fuck me, David!
967
00:50:50,359 --> 00:50:52,529
Fuck me, David!"
968
00:50:52,562 --> 00:50:55,899
And then suddenly,
out of nowhere, boom!
969
00:50:58,768 --> 00:50:59,569
Frank!
970
00:50:59,602 --> 00:51:00,737
(DAVID GASPS)
(ANDY LAUGHS)
971
00:51:00,770 --> 00:51:02,872
Busted!
Mom, what are you doing?
972
00:51:02,906 --> 00:51:04,973
You were masturbating!
973
00:51:05,007 --> 00:51:06,576
Mom, you're supposed to knock!
974
00:51:06,609 --> 00:51:07,410
You should be
975
00:51:07,444 --> 00:51:08,545
ashamed of yourself!
Jerking off!
976
00:51:08,578 --> 00:51:10,647
Is that how you honor your wife?
977
00:51:10,680 --> 00:51:12,649
By indulging in self-pollution?
978
00:51:12,682 --> 00:51:14,851
I'm not-
You're disgusting, Frank!
979
00:51:14,884 --> 00:51:15,819
I'm David.
980
00:51:15,852 --> 00:51:17,720
You should be ashamed
of yourself, Frank.
981
00:51:17,754 --> 00:51:19,889
My name is David.
982
00:51:19,923 --> 00:51:22,859
That's why they call
you Filthy Frank!
983
00:51:22,892 --> 00:51:24,427
Frank is dead!
984
00:51:25,662 --> 00:51:27,996
Do you fucking hear me?
985
00:51:28,832 --> 00:51:33,268
He has been dead
for a long time!
986
00:51:33,302 --> 00:51:34,904
He killed himself!
987
00:51:34,938 --> 00:51:38,508
Don't you fucking
remember, stupid!
988
00:51:39,609 --> 00:51:41,744
He killed himself!
989
00:51:41,778 --> 00:51:45,849
My name is David!
990
00:51:45,882 --> 00:51:47,851
I'm your son
991
00:51:47,884 --> 00:51:51,955
and I'm all you have left.
992
00:51:51,987 --> 00:51:55,425
(SOFT PIANO MUSIC)
That was so fucked up.
993
00:51:55,458 --> 00:51:56,559
Frank is dead?
994
00:51:58,193 --> 00:51:59,027
Yes!
995
00:52:03,933 --> 00:52:04,834
Frank.
996
00:52:04,868 --> 00:52:06,101
(ANDY LAUGHS)
997
00:52:06,134 --> 00:52:06,936
Frank.
998
00:52:06,970 --> 00:52:08,972
No, no, no, no.
Frank.
999
00:52:09,004 --> 00:52:10,305
No no no no no, Mom.
1000
00:52:10,339 --> 00:52:11,641
No no no, Mom.
1001
00:52:11,674 --> 00:52:12,842
It's okay. It's okay.
1002
00:52:12,876 --> 00:52:14,243
(LUCILLE SOBS)
It's okay.
1003
00:52:14,276 --> 00:52:15,678
It's okay.
1004
00:52:15,712 --> 00:52:16,713
It's okay.
1005
00:52:16,746 --> 00:52:17,714
It's okay.
1006
00:52:17,747 --> 00:52:18,581
Shh.
1007
00:52:19,849 --> 00:52:20,683
Shh.
1008
00:52:21,584 --> 00:52:25,220
How could you
leave me like this?
1009
00:52:25,254 --> 00:52:27,824
You promised you'd get help.
1010
00:52:28,992 --> 00:52:30,560
He didn't leave.
1011
00:52:30,593 --> 00:52:31,661
Frank's here.
1012
00:52:31,694 --> 00:52:33,161
He's right here.
1013
00:52:33,195 --> 00:52:34,898
He's always right here with us.
1014
00:52:34,931 --> 00:52:35,765
Gay!
1015
00:52:38,668 --> 00:52:41,571
(STATIC CRACKLING)
1016
00:52:42,472 --> 00:52:43,305
He's fine.
1017
00:52:43,338 --> 00:52:46,709
Frank, Frank's coming
back real soon.
1018
00:52:46,743 --> 00:52:51,714
He's recording at
the studio today.
1019
00:52:52,982 --> 00:52:56,118
Yeah, his new album
comes out in the spring
1020
00:52:56,151 --> 00:52:59,087
and he's just got a
lot of work to do.
1021
00:52:59,121 --> 00:53:00,723
Oh.
1022
00:53:00,757 --> 00:53:01,925
I must have forgot.
1023
00:53:01,958 --> 00:53:02,792
Yeah.
1024
00:53:04,961 --> 00:53:05,962
It's his big debut.
1025
00:53:08,464 --> 00:53:12,535
Everyone will finally
get to hear his music.
1026
00:53:20,342 --> 00:53:21,310
David?
1027
00:53:21,343 --> 00:53:23,513
Yes. (LAUGHS)
1028
00:53:23,546 --> 00:53:24,614
It's me.
1029
00:53:24,647 --> 00:53:26,449
I'm right here, Mom.
1030
00:53:26,482 --> 00:53:28,918
I'll always be right here.
1031
00:53:32,055 --> 00:53:32,922
David.
Yes?
1032
00:53:36,559 --> 00:53:37,760
I soiled myself.
1033
00:53:45,735 --> 00:53:49,371
(INSECTS CHIRPING)
(DOG BARKING)
1034
00:53:49,405 --> 00:53:52,075
(CLOCK TICKING)
1035
00:54:18,668 --> 00:54:23,673
(WATER SPLASHING)
(SOFT MUSIC)
1036
00:54:28,077 --> 00:54:30,747
(PHONE RINGING)
1037
00:54:44,927 --> 00:54:46,228
This is David.
1038
00:54:46,261 --> 00:54:47,430
Hi David.
1039
00:54:47,463 --> 00:54:49,666
This is Diane from
Video Rendezvous.
1040
00:54:49,699 --> 00:54:52,300
Oh, hi Diane.
1041
00:54:52,334 --> 00:54:53,770
It's late.
1042
00:54:53,803 --> 00:54:54,737
I'm so sorry.
1043
00:54:54,771 --> 00:54:55,705
I'm working late.
1044
00:54:55,738 --> 00:54:57,407
I didn't realize
what time it was.
1045
00:54:57,440 --> 00:54:58,608
No, no.
1046
00:54:58,641 --> 00:54:59,442
It's okay.
1047
00:54:59,475 --> 00:55:01,144
What can I do for you?
1048
00:55:01,176 --> 00:55:04,179
I wanted to let you know
that I heard from Lisa.
1049
00:55:06,149 --> 00:55:07,249
You did?
1050
00:55:07,282 --> 00:55:08,283
Get this.
1051
00:55:08,316 --> 00:55:10,520
Turns out the person she
ended up matching with
1052
00:55:10,553 --> 00:55:11,788
didn't work out.
1053
00:55:11,821 --> 00:55:13,956
So I sent her your tape again.
1054
00:55:14,857 --> 00:55:15,658
You did?
1055
00:55:15,692 --> 00:55:17,860
Honestly, your
tape was terrible.
1056
00:55:17,894 --> 00:55:20,496
But apparently the cameraman
had to do it twice?
1057
00:55:21,464 --> 00:55:22,965
Yeah, that's right.
1058
00:55:22,999 --> 00:55:23,966
Right.
1059
00:55:24,000 --> 00:55:25,635
So I just went back
and used the first try.
1060
00:55:25,668 --> 00:55:27,170
Too long but much better.
1061
00:55:27,202 --> 00:55:31,407
Anyway, she watched it and well,
she can't wait to meet you.
1062
00:55:31,441 --> 00:55:33,710
Are you available
Thursday evening?
1063
00:55:33,743 --> 00:55:35,678
Um, yeah.
1064
00:55:35,712 --> 00:55:37,814
I think I can make that work.
1065
00:55:37,847 --> 00:55:38,648
Wonderful.
1066
00:55:38,681 --> 00:55:40,450
You know the Skate
Land in Aurora?
1067
00:55:40,483 --> 00:55:42,485
Be there at 7:00.
1068
00:55:42,518 --> 00:55:43,519
Thank you, Diane.
1069
00:55:43,553 --> 00:55:45,121
Thank you so much.
1070
00:55:45,154 --> 00:55:47,190
It's my pleasure, David.
1071
00:55:47,222 --> 00:55:48,524
Let me know how it goes.
1072
00:55:48,558 --> 00:55:51,160
(PHONE CLICKS)
1073
00:55:52,895 --> 00:55:55,898
(SUSPENSEFUL MUSIC)
1074
00:55:58,534 --> 00:55:59,334
Yes!
1075
00:55:59,367 --> 00:56:01,871
(CAR BEEPING)
1076
00:56:10,580 --> 00:56:13,149
(UPBEAT MUSIC)
1077
00:56:43,345 --> 00:56:44,480
David?
1078
00:56:44,514 --> 00:56:45,313
Lisa.
1079
00:56:45,347 --> 00:56:46,549
Hi.
Hi.
1080
00:56:46,582 --> 00:56:47,383
Nice to meet you.
1081
00:56:47,416 --> 00:56:48,251
Yeah.
1082
00:56:49,585 --> 00:56:50,553
Um, oh!
1083
00:56:50,586 --> 00:56:51,554
This is for you.
1084
00:56:51,587 --> 00:56:52,789
Oh, thank you!
1085
00:56:53,656 --> 00:56:54,490
How sweet.
1086
00:56:58,261 --> 00:56:59,729
Should we go inside or?
1087
00:56:59,762 --> 00:57:01,063
Right.
1088
00:57:01,097 --> 00:57:01,898
After you.
1089
00:57:01,931 --> 00:57:03,933
(SIRENS WAILING)
1090
00:57:03,966 --> 00:57:05,034
Thank you.
1091
00:57:05,067 --> 00:57:08,471
(UPBEAT MUSIC CONTINUES)
1092
00:57:17,914 --> 00:57:19,448
All right Skate Land.
1093
00:57:19,482 --> 00:57:22,485
(PEOPLE CHATTERING)
1094
00:57:30,159 --> 00:57:31,394
I liked your tape.
1095
00:57:31,427 --> 00:57:32,662
Oh God.
1096
00:57:32,695 --> 00:57:34,230
It was so awful.
1097
00:57:34,263 --> 00:57:36,299
The camera guy
had me do it twice
1098
00:57:36,331 --> 00:57:37,667
because I was just rambling on.
1099
00:57:37,700 --> 00:57:40,036
I didn't think
you were rambling.
1100
00:57:40,069 --> 00:57:42,438
You seemed nervous like
any other person would.
1101
00:57:43,338 --> 00:57:44,440
It's a wonder people end up
1102
00:57:44,473 --> 00:57:46,341
meeting from those things.
1103
00:57:46,374 --> 00:57:50,179
It's so unnatural to be in
front of the camera like that.
1104
00:57:50,213 --> 00:57:51,314
Maybe.
1105
00:57:51,346 --> 00:57:52,882
But I like to think you get
a good sense of a person
1106
00:57:52,915 --> 00:57:54,617
when they're
vulnerable like that.
1107
00:57:55,785 --> 00:57:59,322
Well then you got a really
good sense of me then, huh?
1108
00:57:59,354 --> 00:58:00,656
Yes.
1109
00:58:00,690 --> 00:58:01,524
Yes, I did.
1110
00:58:03,559 --> 00:58:04,493
Shall we?
1111
00:58:04,527 --> 00:58:06,329
Okay. (CHUCKLES)
1112
00:58:06,361 --> 00:58:08,197
Well I'd say you've heard
enough of me blabbering.
1113
00:58:08,231 --> 00:58:11,033
It's that special
time in the night.
1114
00:58:11,067 --> 00:58:12,501
It's group skate time.
1115
00:58:12,535 --> 00:58:15,571
Why don't you grab the hand of
that special someone tonight
1116
00:58:15,605 --> 00:58:17,707
and lead them on out to the-
1117
00:58:17,740 --> 00:58:19,374
(DAVID YELPS)
Oh my God!
1118
00:58:19,408 --> 00:58:23,946
"Well, you have
Alzheimer's and cancer."
1119
00:58:23,980 --> 00:58:26,949
And the old man says
"Well, it could be worse.
1120
00:58:26,983 --> 00:58:28,317
I could have cancer."
1121
00:58:28,351 --> 00:58:30,987
(LISA LAUGHS)
1122
00:58:31,020 --> 00:58:32,488
Oh, that's great.
1123
00:58:32,521 --> 00:58:33,923
Where did you hear that one?
1124
00:58:33,956 --> 00:58:35,157
Just a friend of mine.
1125
00:58:42,732 --> 00:58:44,200
Sorry.
1126
00:58:44,233 --> 00:58:45,434
Just habit.
1127
00:58:45,468 --> 00:58:47,670
I imagine it's from taking
care of your mother so well.
1128
00:58:47,703 --> 00:58:50,506
Well, she has good days
1129
00:58:50,539 --> 00:58:52,376
and she has bad days.
1130
00:58:52,408 --> 00:58:54,610
But the scales
seem to be tipping
1131
00:58:54,644 --> 00:58:55,945
to the bad days lately.
1132
00:58:56,812 --> 00:58:57,914
How old is she again?
1133
00:58:57,947 --> 00:58:58,748
73.
1134
00:58:58,781 --> 00:58:59,582
Wow.
1135
00:58:59,615 --> 00:59:01,217
Good for her.
1136
00:59:01,250 --> 00:59:03,352
So, it's a full-time job then?
1137
00:59:03,387 --> 00:59:04,553
Yeah.
1138
00:59:04,587 --> 00:59:07,391
I basically have to stay with
her at home all the time.
1139
00:59:08,758 --> 00:59:11,627
But we get enough from
social security to manage.
1140
00:59:13,162 --> 00:59:15,064
And where is she tonight?
1141
00:59:15,097 --> 00:59:16,599
The Senior Center.
1142
00:59:16,632 --> 00:59:18,000
It's basically daycare.
1143
00:59:19,302 --> 00:59:20,536
I have to take her there
1144
00:59:20,569 --> 00:59:21,804
anytime I'm gonna be gone
1145
00:59:21,837 --> 00:59:24,440
for longer than an hour or two.
1146
00:59:24,473 --> 00:59:27,009
It makes it really hard
to get out and meet people
1147
00:59:27,043 --> 00:59:29,345
because I can't afford
to do it very often.
1148
00:59:30,212 --> 00:59:32,181
Well, it sounds like
you're doing your best
1149
00:59:32,214 --> 00:59:33,482
which is all that matters.
1150
00:59:34,450 --> 00:59:37,553
In my line of work I'm
constantly seeing much worse.
1151
00:59:37,586 --> 00:59:40,122
Abuse, malnutrition.
1152
00:59:40,156 --> 00:59:41,891
You'd be surprised how
many people get arrested
1153
00:59:41,924 --> 00:59:43,259
for neglecting a loved one.
1154
00:59:44,493 --> 00:59:46,095
I'm sure if things
were clear for her
1155
00:59:46,128 --> 00:59:48,230
she'd be very thankful
to have you around.
1156
00:59:49,465 --> 00:59:50,232
Thanks.
1157
00:59:50,266 --> 00:59:51,634
I mean, I hope so.
1158
00:59:52,501 --> 00:59:53,736
I just hope she's happy.
1159
00:59:56,539 --> 00:59:58,174
I'm gonna need those tots back.
1160
01:00:05,348 --> 01:00:06,482
So how are you?
1161
01:00:06,515 --> 01:00:07,683
I'm okay.
1162
01:00:07,717 --> 01:00:09,218
I'm just a little sore.
1163
01:00:09,251 --> 01:00:10,052
Oh, no.
1164
01:00:10,086 --> 01:00:13,656
I mean are you happy?
1165
01:00:13,689 --> 01:00:15,257
Oh.
1166
01:00:15,291 --> 01:00:18,060
Well, it's not about me.
1167
01:00:18,094 --> 01:00:20,997
I mean, maybe someday
when she passes,
1168
01:00:21,030 --> 01:00:23,132
but until then she's
my responsibility.
1169
01:00:24,333 --> 01:00:26,602
But you could still be happy.
1170
01:00:26,635 --> 01:00:27,703
Don't I seem happy?
1171
01:00:28,971 --> 01:00:30,673
It may sound selfish to some
1172
01:00:30,706 --> 01:00:33,142
but when someone has
to be a caregiver
1173
01:00:33,175 --> 01:00:36,812
their lives go on hold,
you know, everything stops.
1174
01:00:36,846 --> 01:00:38,047
And it's fine at first.
1175
01:00:38,080 --> 01:00:39,782
They can handle it.
1176
01:00:39,815 --> 01:00:43,387
But after long enough,
things can change.
1177
01:00:43,420 --> 01:00:44,754
On hold becomes the new normal
1178
01:00:44,787 --> 01:00:49,258
and it's common for that
to turn into resentment.
1179
01:00:49,291 --> 01:00:50,126
Resentment?
1180
01:00:50,960 --> 01:00:52,128
I don't resent her.
1181
01:00:52,161 --> 01:00:53,829
(GLASS THUDS)
1182
01:00:53,863 --> 01:00:56,599
(WHISTLE BLARES)
1183
01:00:57,501 --> 01:00:58,768
Listen, David.
1184
01:00:58,801 --> 01:01:00,202
I am not saying that you do.
1185
01:01:01,203 --> 01:01:03,105
All I'm saying is
that everyone deserves
1186
01:01:03,139 --> 01:01:05,374
a little time away from
their responsibilities.
1187
01:01:05,409 --> 01:01:06,742
They deserve balance.
1188
01:01:06,776 --> 01:01:08,711
They deserve the
things that they want.
1189
01:01:09,612 --> 01:01:11,614
I'm sure she'd want
that for you, right?
1190
01:01:12,615 --> 01:01:14,950
I've never really thought
about it like that.
1191
01:01:16,185 --> 01:01:17,086
Balance?
1192
01:01:18,587 --> 01:01:20,923
Balance just seems
impossible at this point.
1193
01:01:23,427 --> 01:01:26,362
Well, maybe someone
will come around
1194
01:01:26,396 --> 01:01:27,930
that can help you out a little.
1195
01:01:30,232 --> 01:01:32,234
You just need to open
yourself up to it.
1196
01:01:35,204 --> 01:01:37,973
(PLEASANT MUSIC)
1197
01:02:46,409 --> 01:02:48,344
You wanna hang out
tomorrow night?
1198
01:02:48,378 --> 01:02:50,012
Absolutely.
1199
01:02:50,045 --> 01:02:50,880
I'd love to.
1200
01:02:53,215 --> 01:02:55,351
(SOFT MUSIC)
1201
01:02:55,385 --> 01:02:56,785
Oh, do you have a pen?
1202
01:02:56,819 --> 01:02:57,720
Um, yeah.
1203
01:03:01,558 --> 01:03:06,262
Thanks. (GIGGLES)
1204
01:03:12,234 --> 01:03:14,003
Okay, thanks.
1205
01:03:14,036 --> 01:03:14,837
All right.
1206
01:03:14,870 --> 01:03:15,771
Bye.
Bye.
1207
01:03:22,011 --> 01:03:22,845
Boom!
1208
01:03:30,686 --> 01:03:32,489
(DAVID LAUGHS)
1209
01:03:32,522 --> 01:03:34,023
Yes!
1210
01:03:34,056 --> 01:03:34,890
Yes!
1211
01:03:38,294 --> 01:03:39,462
Yes, yes, yes!
1212
01:03:41,063 --> 01:03:42,198
Yes!
1213
01:03:42,231 --> 01:03:43,065
Yes!
1214
01:03:44,300 --> 01:03:45,468
Yes, yes, yes!
1215
01:03:48,405 --> 01:03:49,606
Yeah!
1216
01:03:49,639 --> 01:03:52,007
(DAVID SCREAMS)
1217
01:03:52,041 --> 01:03:53,008
Yeah!
1218
01:03:53,042 --> 01:03:53,876
Yes!
1219
01:03:54,877 --> 01:03:55,711
Yeah!
1220
01:03:56,745 --> 01:03:57,581
Yes!
1221
01:03:59,516 --> 01:04:02,318
(CAR ENGINE REVS)
1222
01:04:15,764 --> 01:04:17,500
Wow, Mom.
1223
01:04:19,569 --> 01:04:20,936
That's beautiful.
1224
01:04:20,970 --> 01:04:22,771
That's going right
up on the fridge.
1225
01:04:24,873 --> 01:04:25,709
Come on.
1226
01:04:27,943 --> 01:04:29,945
All right, through here.
1227
01:04:32,515 --> 01:04:34,417
Here we go. Here we go.
1228
01:04:37,654 --> 01:04:38,488
All right.
1229
01:04:39,522 --> 01:04:41,424
There's one foot.
1230
01:04:41,458 --> 01:04:42,291
Two foot.
1231
01:04:43,693 --> 01:04:44,893
And upsie daisy.
1232
01:04:44,927 --> 01:04:46,328
(LUCILLE GRUNTS)
1233
01:04:46,362 --> 01:04:47,597
I know, I know.
1234
01:04:48,732 --> 01:04:50,400
There you go, Mamma.
1235
01:05:05,649 --> 01:05:07,016
Aw.
1236
01:05:07,049 --> 01:05:08,817
You're leaving?
1237
01:05:08,851 --> 01:05:09,952
Okay.
1238
01:05:09,985 --> 01:05:12,821
Well, I guess all good
times must come to.
1239
01:05:15,291 --> 01:05:16,892
Come on, come on.
1240
01:05:22,499 --> 01:05:24,033
All the juicy details.
1241
01:05:29,506 --> 01:05:30,674
I have to know the story.
1242
01:05:30,707 --> 01:05:33,042
Give me all the juicy details.
1243
01:05:35,811 --> 01:05:40,816
Go on, go on.
1244
01:05:46,389 --> 01:05:47,724
You have to tell me the story.
1245
01:05:47,757 --> 01:05:51,226
I want all the juicy details.
1246
01:05:51,260 --> 01:05:56,265
Go on, go on.
1247
01:05:56,599 --> 01:05:57,933
You have to tell me the story.
1248
01:05:57,966 --> 01:06:00,369
I want all the juicy details.
1249
01:06:01,970 --> 01:06:03,038
Go on, go on.
1250
01:06:07,309 --> 01:06:08,578
You have to tell me the story.
1251
01:06:08,611 --> 01:06:10,145
I want all the juicy details.
1252
01:06:10,179 --> 01:06:12,948
Andy, I had the most
incredible date.
1253
01:06:12,981 --> 01:06:15,351
Her name was Lisa
and she's perfect!
1254
01:06:15,385 --> 01:06:16,919
Go on, go on.
1255
01:06:16,952 --> 01:06:19,188
She's cute and she's funny
1256
01:06:19,221 --> 01:06:20,923
and she's a caregiver.
1257
01:06:20,956 --> 01:06:23,225
She basically went to college
1258
01:06:23,258 --> 01:06:26,295
to learn how to take
care of people like Mom.
1259
01:06:26,328 --> 01:06:27,129
Oh, oh.
1260
01:06:27,162 --> 01:06:29,998
We clicked immediately.
1261
01:06:30,032 --> 01:06:33,570
She totally understands
my situation.
1262
01:06:33,603 --> 01:06:34,604
She gets me.
1263
01:06:36,673 --> 01:06:37,707
She gets you?
1264
01:06:37,741 --> 01:06:38,575
Yeah.
1265
01:06:39,576 --> 01:06:41,644
After one date, huh?
1266
01:06:44,179 --> 01:06:46,750
Well, she must
really be something.
1267
01:06:47,751 --> 01:06:49,151
Well, yeah.
1268
01:06:49,184 --> 01:06:51,421
I mean, we have a lot in common.
1269
01:06:51,454 --> 01:06:54,056
Like I can tell her anything.
1270
01:06:54,089 --> 01:06:55,958
We've already made
plans for tomorrow.
1271
01:06:55,991 --> 01:06:59,396
I mean, you just met this girl.
1272
01:06:59,429 --> 01:07:01,564
Yeah, but she's like-
1273
01:07:01,598 --> 01:07:05,702
So, so that's it then?
1274
01:07:07,570 --> 01:07:09,773
There's no more you and me?
1275
01:07:09,806 --> 01:07:10,807
No, Andy.
1276
01:07:10,840 --> 01:07:12,074
That's not what I meant.
1277
01:07:12,107 --> 01:07:14,176
I thought we could tell
each other everything.
1278
01:07:15,612 --> 01:07:17,380
I thought we were best friends.
1279
01:07:17,414 --> 01:07:18,782
We can.
1280
01:07:18,815 --> 01:07:19,716
We are.
1281
01:07:20,750 --> 01:07:25,755
I mean, what does she
have that I don't have?
1282
01:07:26,255 --> 01:07:27,857
Well-
1283
01:07:27,891 --> 01:07:29,392
Well, that shouldn't matter.
1284
01:07:31,059 --> 01:07:35,432
Our friendship, our connection,
1285
01:07:36,733 --> 01:07:38,967
like that's real, pal.
1286
01:07:39,001 --> 01:07:40,537
That's as real as it gets.
1287
01:07:47,142 --> 01:07:48,445
You expect me to believe
1288
01:07:48,478 --> 01:07:51,681
that this girls knows
you better than I do?
1289
01:07:51,714 --> 01:07:54,784
No, that's not what I meant.
1290
01:07:54,818 --> 01:07:56,318
Don't be stupid.
1291
01:07:57,454 --> 01:07:59,823
You're just drunk
with infatuation
1292
01:07:59,856 --> 01:08:01,290
for some cute girl.
1293
01:08:03,893 --> 01:08:05,528
She's clouding
your judgment, pal.
1294
01:08:05,562 --> 01:08:08,832
But I thought friends could
tell each other anything?
1295
01:08:08,865 --> 01:08:10,500
I am your friend.
1296
01:08:10,533 --> 01:08:11,835
I care about you.
1297
01:08:12,735 --> 01:08:15,971
I will always be there for you.
1298
01:08:16,004 --> 01:08:17,707
Andy, that's not what I meant.
1299
01:08:19,442 --> 01:08:21,210
Can't you see?
1300
01:08:21,243 --> 01:08:23,746
She's already coming between us.
1301
01:08:26,215 --> 01:08:27,584
Friends, remember?
1302
01:08:28,984 --> 01:08:30,920
They have to be
there for each other
1303
01:08:30,954 --> 01:08:31,788
no matter what.
1304
01:08:34,223 --> 01:08:37,861
Plus, we had plans for tomorrow.
1305
01:08:37,894 --> 01:08:38,728
We did?
1306
01:08:39,629 --> 01:08:40,964
Oh, you forgot?
1307
01:08:40,996 --> 01:08:41,831
Of course.
1308
01:08:43,098 --> 01:08:44,467
We were gonna play cards.
1309
01:08:46,636 --> 01:08:48,972
You said you wanted
to play Go Fish.
1310
01:08:49,004 --> 01:08:51,306
I guess I did forget.
1311
01:08:51,340 --> 01:08:52,140
It's fine.
1312
01:08:52,174 --> 01:08:54,276
It's fine.
1313
01:08:54,309 --> 01:08:55,143
Go on your date.
1314
01:08:56,646 --> 01:08:58,781
This is obviously what's
more important to you anyway.
1315
01:08:58,815 --> 01:08:59,616
No.
1316
01:08:59,649 --> 01:09:00,550
No, no, no, no, no.
1317
01:09:00,583 --> 01:09:02,952
You are important to me, Andy.
1318
01:09:02,986 --> 01:09:03,786
You are.
1319
01:09:03,820 --> 01:09:05,320
I'm sorry.
1320
01:09:05,354 --> 01:09:07,322
Hey, look, look.
1321
01:09:07,356 --> 01:09:10,660
I'll call her tomorrow
and reschedule.
1322
01:09:10,693 --> 01:09:12,862
Okay, I didn't realize
that we had plans.
1323
01:09:12,896 --> 01:09:14,397
I made a mistake, okay?
1324
01:09:16,900 --> 01:09:18,801
You would do that for me?
1325
01:09:18,835 --> 01:09:20,703
I'd do anything
for my best friend.
1326
01:09:23,606 --> 01:09:24,440
There he is.
1327
01:09:26,843 --> 01:09:28,378
That's my guy.
1328
01:09:28,411 --> 01:09:29,846
I'm really sorry.
1329
01:09:33,181 --> 01:09:34,984
And I forgive you.
1330
01:09:35,018 --> 01:09:35,852
Pals?
1331
01:09:37,854 --> 01:09:38,988
Pals.
1332
01:09:39,022 --> 01:09:41,424
(SOFT MUSIC)
1333
01:09:43,826 --> 01:09:45,428
Liability limitations
1334
01:09:45,461 --> 01:09:47,430
from five million dollars cash.
1335
01:09:47,463 --> 01:09:48,631
That means instead
of cutting off
1336
01:09:48,665 --> 01:09:51,034
all debt on that combination.
1337
01:09:51,066 --> 01:09:55,004
Don't even make
'em hard anymore.
1338
01:09:55,038 --> 01:09:57,974
Insurance limit to 10 million.
1339
01:09:58,007 --> 01:10:03,012
(DOG BARKING)
(EERIE MUSIC)
1340
01:10:29,872 --> 01:10:33,543
(EERIE MUSIC DROWNS OUT TV)
1341
01:10:44,319 --> 01:10:46,990
(PHONE BEEPING)
1342
01:10:50,660 --> 01:10:53,328
(PHONE RINGING)
1343
01:10:59,802 --> 01:11:00,970
Hello?
1344
01:11:01,004 --> 01:11:01,838
Lisa.
1345
01:11:02,839 --> 01:11:04,874
Hi, it's David.
1346
01:11:04,907 --> 01:11:06,208
Oh, hi.
1347
01:11:06,241 --> 01:11:07,110
I'm so glad you called.
1348
01:11:07,142 --> 01:11:11,346
Lisa, I'm really sorry but-
1349
01:11:11,381 --> 01:11:12,214
What?
1350
01:11:13,348 --> 01:11:15,485
I have to cancel our
plans for tonight.
1351
01:11:15,518 --> 01:11:17,185
Oh.
1352
01:11:17,219 --> 01:11:18,353
Is everything okay?
1353
01:11:18,388 --> 01:11:19,389
Oh, yes.
1354
01:11:19,422 --> 01:11:20,723
Everything's fine.
1355
01:11:22,357 --> 01:11:23,191
It's just...
1356
01:11:25,795 --> 01:11:27,362
Mom's just having a tough day
1357
01:11:27,397 --> 01:11:32,402
and I don't think I
should leave her tonight.
1358
01:11:32,502 --> 01:11:33,736
Do you want me to
come to your house?
1359
01:11:33,770 --> 01:11:34,737
I'd be happy to help.
1360
01:11:34,771 --> 01:11:36,039
No, no, no.
1361
01:11:37,006 --> 01:11:38,574
That won't be necessary.
1362
01:11:40,476 --> 01:11:42,310
She's pretty upset.
1363
01:11:42,344 --> 01:11:45,782
So, I think a new face
might just confuse her,
1364
01:11:45,815 --> 01:11:46,816
make it worse.
1365
01:11:47,817 --> 01:11:50,153
Oh, well okay.
1366
01:11:50,185 --> 01:11:51,821
I'm sorry.
1367
01:11:51,854 --> 01:11:53,623
Can we reschedule for tomorrow?
1368
01:11:54,657 --> 01:11:56,392
I have work tomorrow.
Maybe Saturday?
1369
01:11:57,694 --> 01:11:58,528
Okay.
1370
01:11:58,561 --> 01:11:59,595
That should be fine.
1371
01:12:01,464 --> 01:12:02,665
I'm so sorry again.
1372
01:12:03,666 --> 01:12:04,867
I understand.
1373
01:12:04,901 --> 01:12:05,735
It's all right.
1374
01:12:08,037 --> 01:12:10,073
Okay, I've gotta go now.
1375
01:12:10,106 --> 01:12:11,140
All right.
1376
01:12:11,174 --> 01:12:12,141
Bye David.
1377
01:12:13,208 --> 01:12:15,111
Warm up with 50s and 60s and 70s
1378
01:12:15,144 --> 01:12:16,913
and eventually we'll see
some of that warmer weather
1379
01:12:16,946 --> 01:12:18,681
move back into the
southeast from the coast
1380
01:12:18,715 --> 01:12:20,282
but it won't be around
for too much longer.
1381
01:12:20,315 --> 01:12:21,451
Thank goodness.
1382
01:12:21,484 --> 01:12:23,318
30s and 40s in the northern
Rockies to the northwest.
1383
01:12:23,351 --> 01:12:25,388
60s and 70s in the southwest.
1384
01:12:25,421 --> 01:12:26,823
Latest satellite news right now.
1385
01:12:26,856 --> 01:12:27,790
Long Island is in the picture.
1386
01:12:27,824 --> 01:12:29,826
You can see a nice day there.
1387
01:12:29,859 --> 01:12:30,893
Shuffling the cards
1388
01:12:31,828 --> 01:12:32,662
so it's fair.
1389
01:12:33,730 --> 01:12:34,564
Okay.
1390
01:12:39,301 --> 01:12:40,503
Hmm.
1391
01:12:40,536 --> 01:12:42,705
Um, I think I'll go first.
1392
01:12:45,575 --> 01:12:46,943
Hmm.
1393
01:12:46,976 --> 01:12:49,712
Do you have any fours?
1394
01:12:55,818 --> 01:12:56,652
All right!
1395
01:12:57,687 --> 01:13:00,556
All right, one is
better than nothing.
1396
01:13:00,590 --> 01:13:02,425
Okay, it's your turn.
1397
01:13:02,458 --> 01:13:04,227
Do you have any tens?
1398
01:13:05,928 --> 01:13:07,262
No.
1399
01:13:07,295 --> 01:13:08,798
Sorry, pal. Go fish.
1400
01:13:12,602 --> 01:13:13,436
Hmm.
1401
01:13:17,006 --> 01:13:18,808
Do you have any sevens?
1402
01:13:20,643 --> 01:13:21,477
Two sevens!
1403
01:13:22,378 --> 01:13:24,413
All right, it's must
be my lucky day!
1404
01:13:28,350 --> 01:13:31,554
There's nothing like a
little friendly competition.
1405
01:13:31,587 --> 01:13:32,522
Right, pal?
1406
01:13:33,823 --> 01:13:34,657
Right, pal.
1407
01:13:40,596 --> 01:13:42,932
This evening and goodnight.
1408
01:13:42,965 --> 01:13:44,934
It's always nice to
have you with us on air.
1409
01:13:44,967 --> 01:13:46,334
Goodnight.
1410
01:13:46,368 --> 01:13:49,038
Hey Mom, can I get you
a snack before bed?
1411
01:13:49,071 --> 01:13:51,641
(BRIGHT MUSIC)
1412
01:13:57,513 --> 01:13:58,381
Mom?
1413
01:14:06,823 --> 01:14:09,324
(TENSE MUSIC)
1414
01:14:13,029 --> 01:14:18,034
Mom!
1415
01:14:24,574 --> 01:14:27,643
Mom!
1416
01:14:27,677 --> 01:14:28,978
(DRAMATIC ROCK MUSIC)
No, no, no.
1417
01:14:29,011 --> 01:14:29,946
No, no, no!
1418
01:14:34,784 --> 01:14:37,620
(TIRES SQUEALING)
1419
01:14:39,789 --> 01:14:41,190
Lucille!
1420
01:14:41,224 --> 01:14:42,124
Mom!
1421
01:14:42,158 --> 01:14:43,192
Mom, Mom!
(CAR HORNS HONKING)
1422
01:14:43,226 --> 01:14:44,060
Lucille!
1423
01:14:44,093 --> 01:14:45,194
Lucille!
1424
01:14:45,228 --> 01:14:46,295
Lucille Glauer.
1425
01:14:46,329 --> 01:14:47,396
Shit!
1426
01:14:47,430 --> 01:14:48,965
Go, go, go!
1427
01:14:48,998 --> 01:14:49,799
(CAR HORN HONKS)
Go!
1428
01:14:49,832 --> 01:14:51,868
Get the fuck out of the way.
1429
01:14:51,901 --> 01:14:53,135
Stupid fuck!
1430
01:14:53,169 --> 01:14:54,303
(DAVID GROWLS)
1431
01:14:54,337 --> 01:14:55,370
What are you gonna do, David?
1432
01:14:55,404 --> 01:14:56,806
What are you gonna do?
1433
01:15:02,411 --> 01:15:03,212
Stop!
1434
01:15:03,246 --> 01:15:04,080
Stop!
1435
01:15:05,047 --> 01:15:05,982
Fucking find her.
1436
01:15:09,685 --> 01:15:10,519
Ah, shit.
1437
01:15:16,125 --> 01:15:17,326
(PHONE RINGING)
1438
01:15:17,360 --> 01:15:19,528
DISPATCH OPERATOR: 911.
1439
01:15:27,203 --> 01:15:29,705
(PHONE RINGS)
1440
01:15:32,808 --> 01:15:33,609
Hello?
1441
01:15:33,643 --> 01:15:34,777
Lisa.
1442
01:15:34,810 --> 01:15:36,646
Lisa, it's David.
1443
01:15:36,679 --> 01:15:37,813
David, I didn't expect-
1444
01:15:37,847 --> 01:15:39,482
Lisa, I need your help.
1445
01:15:39,515 --> 01:15:40,850
Oh no. What happened?
1446
01:15:40,883 --> 01:15:42,184
She's missing.
1447
01:15:42,218 --> 01:15:43,753
Mom's missing.
1448
01:15:43,786 --> 01:15:45,655
She just wandered
out the front door.
1449
01:15:45,688 --> 01:15:48,124
I only left her
alone for a minute.
1450
01:15:48,157 --> 01:15:49,959
David, calm down.
1451
01:15:49,992 --> 01:15:51,494
We're going to find her.
1452
01:15:51,527 --> 01:15:52,762
Where are you?
1453
01:15:52,795 --> 01:15:55,798
(CAR HORNS HONKING)
1454
01:15:58,067 --> 01:15:58,901
Sorry.
1455
01:15:59,802 --> 01:16:00,870
I didn't wanna call the police.
1456
01:16:00,903 --> 01:16:01,737
I didn't want them to-
1457
01:16:01,771 --> 01:16:03,572
David, we're gonna
find her together.
1458
01:16:03,606 --> 01:16:05,308
We just need to think about
where she might have gone.
1459
01:16:05,341 --> 01:16:06,676
Have you checked
the Senior Center?
1460
01:16:06,709 --> 01:16:07,710
I already checked.
1461
01:16:08,711 --> 01:16:10,112
Okay.
1462
01:16:10,146 --> 01:16:11,013
Okay.
1463
01:16:11,047 --> 01:16:12,748
Um, well where else
did she use to go
1464
01:16:12,782 --> 01:16:14,850
regularly when she was younger?
1465
01:16:14,884 --> 01:16:15,718
Oh my god.
1466
01:16:17,553 --> 01:16:18,388
That's it.
1467
01:16:19,855 --> 01:16:20,690
Frank.
1468
01:16:21,757 --> 01:16:23,592
(TIRES SQUEALING)
1469
01:16:23,626 --> 01:16:26,562
(CAR HORN HONKING)
1470
01:16:36,372 --> 01:16:37,707
Mom.
1471
01:16:37,740 --> 01:16:39,475
Mom, what are you doin'?
1472
01:16:39,508 --> 01:16:40,843
The bus is late.
1473
01:16:41,978 --> 01:16:44,547
They're usually here at 6:00.
1474
01:16:44,580 --> 01:16:45,415
Mom, Mom.
1475
01:16:46,416 --> 01:16:48,284
You need to come
with us right now.
1476
01:16:48,317 --> 01:16:52,588
Frank is playing a show
tonight at the Blue Bird.
1477
01:16:52,621 --> 01:16:53,956
Now I'll be late.
1478
01:16:53,990 --> 01:16:56,525
He'll hate if I'm late.
1479
01:16:56,559 --> 01:16:57,526
Hi, Lucille.
1480
01:16:57,560 --> 01:16:58,928
Are you waiting for the bus?
1481
01:16:58,961 --> 01:17:01,230
No, I'm waiting for
the goddamn pope!
1482
01:17:01,263 --> 01:17:02,832
What the hell does it look like?
1483
01:17:02,865 --> 01:17:03,866
Lucille, the bus is late
1484
01:17:03,899 --> 01:17:05,601
because it broke down
a few stops away.
1485
01:17:05,634 --> 01:17:08,270
Can David and I give
you a ride instead?
1486
01:17:08,304 --> 01:17:09,638
Uh.
1487
01:17:11,040 --> 01:17:11,874
Yeah.
1488
01:17:13,009 --> 01:17:16,278
I suppose that would be fine.
1489
01:17:19,015 --> 01:17:19,815
All right.
1490
01:17:19,849 --> 01:17:21,517
Let's stand up.
1491
01:17:21,550 --> 01:17:26,555
You know the word
routine comes from route.
1492
01:17:29,625 --> 01:17:33,829
You wouldn't know it though
from this shitty bus route.
1493
01:17:33,863 --> 01:17:36,165
I know, I know. (GIGGLES)
1494
01:17:36,198 --> 01:17:38,934
They look so pretty too.
1495
01:17:38,968 --> 01:17:40,504
Do you have a date with Frank?
1496
01:17:40,536 --> 01:17:43,105
(GENTLE MUSIC)
1497
01:18:10,132 --> 01:18:13,035
(LUCILLE GRUNTING)
1498
01:18:34,657 --> 01:18:36,292
Even 10 minutes is a long time
1499
01:18:36,325 --> 01:18:37,326
to be away from you.
1500
01:18:39,829 --> 01:18:41,565
Goodnight, Frank.
1501
01:18:41,597 --> 01:18:42,432
It's...
1502
01:18:44,468 --> 01:18:45,367
Sweet dreams, Mom.
1503
01:18:53,510 --> 01:18:56,546
(DAVID AND LISA SIGH)
1504
01:18:56,580 --> 01:18:57,680
Can I get you a drink?
1505
01:19:02,385 --> 01:19:03,453
Watch your step.
1506
01:19:17,933 --> 01:19:19,902
Home sweet home.
1507
01:19:19,935 --> 01:19:20,769
It's nice.
1508
01:19:22,506 --> 01:19:23,339
It's very cozy.
1509
01:19:25,040 --> 01:19:26,742
It's a perfect
place to escape to.
1510
01:19:26,775 --> 01:19:30,547
(DAVID AND LISA CHUCKLE)
1511
01:19:30,580 --> 01:19:32,781
Didn't you say your
dad was a jazz player?
1512
01:19:32,815 --> 01:19:34,183
Yes.
1513
01:19:34,216 --> 01:19:35,017
Piano.
1514
01:19:36,620 --> 01:19:38,053
You wanna hear one of his tapes?
1515
01:19:38,087 --> 01:19:39,054
Of course.
1516
01:19:52,368 --> 01:19:55,371
(JAZZY PIANO MUSIC)
1517
01:19:56,272 --> 01:19:58,174
This was always one
of my favorites.
1518
01:20:00,410 --> 01:20:01,911
We played it at Dad's funeral.
1519
01:20:03,946 --> 01:20:04,847
He's handsome.
1520
01:20:04,880 --> 01:20:06,949
(DAVID CHUCKLES)
1521
01:20:06,982 --> 01:20:08,751
How long ago did he pass?
1522
01:20:08,784 --> 01:20:09,952
Hmm.
1523
01:20:09,985 --> 01:20:11,187
Almost 10 years now.
1524
01:20:13,456 --> 01:20:14,924
Mom was much better back then.
1525
01:20:27,604 --> 01:20:29,439
How about your folks?
1526
01:20:29,472 --> 01:20:31,373
They live in Florida
with my sister.
1527
01:20:32,841 --> 01:20:33,809
I came here to go to school
1528
01:20:33,842 --> 01:20:36,946
and then I decided to
stay after I graduated.
1529
01:20:38,113 --> 01:20:39,482
So you're all alone here?
1530
01:20:40,716 --> 01:20:41,817
I wouldn't say that.
1531
01:20:46,055 --> 01:20:48,791
(DAVID CHUCKLES)
1532
01:20:53,062 --> 01:20:56,031
I can't thank you enough
for all your help tonight.
1533
01:20:56,065 --> 01:20:57,733
It's totally fine.
1534
01:20:57,766 --> 01:20:59,001
I was happy to help.
1535
01:20:59,969 --> 01:21:01,605
You were probably terrified.
1536
01:21:01,638 --> 01:21:02,905
Yeah, I was.
1537
01:21:05,174 --> 01:21:06,008
I'm better now.
1538
01:21:12,314 --> 01:21:15,050
You know what my
dad used to say?
1539
01:21:16,151 --> 01:21:19,088
Sometimes you don't
realize your own strength
1540
01:21:20,022 --> 01:21:22,726
until you come face to face
1541
01:21:22,758 --> 01:21:24,159
with your greatest weakness.
1542
01:21:37,806 --> 01:21:41,210
(DAVID AND LISA CHUCKLE)
1543
01:21:55,958 --> 01:21:58,461
(EERIE MUSIC)
1544
01:22:44,206 --> 01:22:46,710
(DAVID MOANS)
1545
01:22:50,580 --> 01:22:51,414
Oh.
1546
01:22:54,183 --> 01:22:56,686
(ANDY LAUGHS)
1547
01:23:13,536 --> 01:23:15,705
I uh-
1548
01:23:15,739 --> 01:23:17,172
David, what was that?
1549
01:23:17,206 --> 01:23:18,240
I'm sorry.
1550
01:23:18,273 --> 01:23:19,509
I just got excited and-
1551
01:23:19,542 --> 01:23:20,909
No, no. The video.
1552
01:23:22,311 --> 01:23:23,145
Oh.
1553
01:23:24,079 --> 01:23:25,615
It's nothing.
1554
01:23:25,648 --> 01:23:27,049
Was that from Video Rendezvous?
1555
01:23:27,082 --> 01:23:27,883
I said it's nothing.
1556
01:23:27,916 --> 01:23:29,452
Well, who was that creepy guy?
1557
01:23:29,486 --> 01:23:31,388
He's no one, okay?
1558
01:23:31,421 --> 01:23:33,456
(TENSE MUSIC)
1559
01:23:33,490 --> 01:23:34,758
He's no one.
1560
01:23:37,092 --> 01:23:39,361
David, I don't understand
what you're saying.
1561
01:23:39,396 --> 01:23:40,830
No, you wouldn't understand.
1562
01:23:48,036 --> 01:23:48,904
I think I should go.
1563
01:23:48,937 --> 01:23:50,339
Yeah, I think you should.
1564
01:23:50,372 --> 01:23:53,710
(EERIE MUSIC CONTINUES)
1565
01:24:09,626 --> 01:24:14,631
(PHONE RINGING)
(LAWN MOWER WHIRRING)
1566
01:24:28,745 --> 01:24:32,247
(PHONE RINGING CONTINUES)
1567
01:24:38,721 --> 01:24:43,426
Every year we took
Penny to the fair
1568
01:24:43,460 --> 01:24:46,128
and we would give her a corn dog
1569
01:24:48,665 --> 01:24:52,067
and then go on
that tilt-a-whirl.
1570
01:24:52,100 --> 01:24:54,871
(LUCILLE LAUGHS)
1571
01:24:56,773 --> 01:24:58,842
And she would always throw up.
1572
01:24:59,909 --> 01:25:02,244
(PHONE RINGING)
1573
01:25:02,277 --> 01:25:04,213
(ANSWERING MACHINE BEEPS)
1574
01:25:04,246 --> 01:25:06,048
Hi, it's Lisa.
1575
01:25:07,316 --> 01:25:08,918
If you're there, please pick up.
1576
01:25:11,888 --> 01:25:13,556
I wanted to call and apologize.
1577
01:25:15,123 --> 01:25:15,959
Frank.
1578
01:25:17,059 --> 01:25:19,261
That's nice.
1579
01:25:19,294 --> 01:25:20,830
That's nice.
1580
01:25:20,864 --> 01:25:22,665
I'm not really sure what for
1581
01:25:22,699 --> 01:25:24,366
but I just...
1582
01:25:24,400 --> 01:25:26,301
I thought things were
going really well
1583
01:25:27,637 --> 01:25:30,974
and I just hoped we
could talk about it.
1584
01:25:32,475 --> 01:25:34,777
It seems silly to
fight over some tape.
1585
01:25:36,044 --> 01:25:36,880
Too bad.
1586
01:25:38,080 --> 01:25:38,915
Too bad.
1587
01:25:40,483 --> 01:25:41,551
Too bad.
1588
01:25:41,584 --> 01:25:43,386
I'd like to see you again.
1589
01:25:43,419 --> 01:25:45,688
Maybe I can come by for dinner.
1590
01:25:46,890 --> 01:25:49,726
(ANSWERING MACHINE BEEPS)
1591
01:25:49,759 --> 01:25:51,828
Too bad. Too bad.
1592
01:25:51,861 --> 01:25:52,896
Too bad. Too bad.
1593
01:25:52,929 --> 01:25:54,597
Here they would build schools,
1594
01:25:54,631 --> 01:25:57,266
educate their children, reclaim.
1595
01:25:57,299 --> 01:25:58,535
LITTLE BOY ON TV:
Oh, come on rock.
1596
01:25:58,568 --> 01:26:00,302
You've just gotta wake up.
1597
01:26:00,335 --> 01:26:01,738
Come on. Come on!
1598
01:26:03,706 --> 01:26:05,307
Oh, phooey.
1599
01:26:05,340 --> 01:26:06,943
Oh, what's the use?
1600
01:26:06,976 --> 01:26:09,879
Nobody is ever gonna believe
that I met a talking rock.
1601
01:26:10,780 --> 01:26:13,683
Well, who cares anyway?
I've got better things to do
1602
01:26:13,716 --> 01:26:16,519
than waste my time
talking to rude rocks.
1603
01:26:16,553 --> 01:26:19,121
(BRIGHT MUSIC)
1604
01:26:21,056 --> 01:26:23,560
(DOG BARKING)
1605
01:26:39,141 --> 01:26:41,644
(EERIE MUSIC)
1606
01:27:27,155 --> 01:27:27,991
Andy?
1607
01:27:31,394 --> 01:27:32,227
Andy?
1608
01:27:36,633 --> 01:27:37,467
Andy.
1609
01:27:57,120 --> 01:27:57,920
(DOG BARKING)
1610
01:27:57,954 --> 01:28:00,890
(TAPES CLATTERING)
1611
01:28:05,094 --> 01:28:06,462
Where the fuck?
1612
01:28:10,833 --> 01:28:11,834
Frank.
1613
01:28:11,868 --> 01:28:13,803
Do we have any more tape?
1614
01:28:18,408 --> 01:28:21,243
(TAPE SHATTERING)
1615
01:28:21,276 --> 01:28:23,780
(DAVID YELLS)
1616
01:28:25,014 --> 01:28:26,582
Frank, do we have any more tape?
1617
01:28:26,616 --> 01:28:27,884
This stuff is useless.
1618
01:28:27,917 --> 01:28:29,585
It must be expired.
1619
01:29:08,157 --> 01:29:09,224
Good lord.
1620
01:29:09,257 --> 01:29:10,493
Calm yourself.
1621
01:29:10,526 --> 01:29:14,262
No sense getting upset
over a little tape.
1622
01:29:14,296 --> 01:29:16,199
(LUCILLE LAUGHS)
1623
01:29:16,231 --> 01:29:17,567
A little tape?
1624
01:29:19,267 --> 01:29:20,436
A little tape?
1625
01:29:23,706 --> 01:29:25,240
You
1626
01:29:25,273 --> 01:29:26,109
fucking
1627
01:29:27,643 --> 01:29:28,911
bitch!
1628
01:29:28,945 --> 01:29:31,748
(LUCILLE SOBBING)
1629
01:29:33,549 --> 01:29:38,221
Do you have any idea what
you've taken from me?
1630
01:29:38,253 --> 01:29:40,189
(LUCILLE SCREAMING)
1631
01:29:40,223 --> 01:29:41,124
Everything!
1632
01:29:42,558 --> 01:29:45,228
You've taken everything from me!
1633
01:29:46,162 --> 01:29:48,231
(LUCILLE SOBBING)
1634
01:29:48,263 --> 01:29:52,101
(ROMANTIC INSTRUMENTAL MUSIC)
1635
01:29:53,903 --> 01:29:56,072
(DAVID SOBBING)
1636
01:29:56,105 --> 01:29:56,973
Fuck!
1637
01:29:57,006 --> 01:29:58,340
Fuck!
1638
01:29:58,373 --> 01:29:59,642
Fuck!
1639
01:29:59,675 --> 01:30:00,476
Fuck!
(CAR HORN HONKS)
1640
01:30:00,510 --> 01:30:02,912
Get the fuck out of the way!
1641
01:30:02,945 --> 01:30:04,247
Andy!
1642
01:30:04,279 --> 01:30:05,181
Andy!
1643
01:30:05,214 --> 01:30:10,219
(LIGHTHEARTED MUSIC)
(PHONE RINGING)
1644
01:30:10,453 --> 01:30:11,487
Help.
1645
01:30:11,521 --> 01:30:13,256
Please, Andy.
1646
01:30:13,288 --> 01:30:14,423
I need Andy.
1647
01:30:16,459 --> 01:30:17,460
I need Andy.
1648
01:30:19,796 --> 01:30:20,963
Andy!
1649
01:30:20,997 --> 01:30:21,998
I need Andy!
1650
01:30:23,399 --> 01:30:26,002
I don't know anyone named Andy.
1651
01:30:26,035 --> 01:30:27,270
"Rent-a-Pal!"
1652
01:30:27,302 --> 01:30:30,338
I need "Rent-a-Pal!"
(DIANE SCREAMS)
1653
01:30:30,372 --> 01:30:31,574
Hey, buddy!
1654
01:30:31,607 --> 01:30:32,475
You better calm it down
1655
01:30:32,508 --> 01:30:33,943
or we're gonna have
a real problem.
1656
01:30:35,912 --> 01:30:38,581
(PHONE RINGING)
1657
01:30:42,819 --> 01:30:47,423
I need a video
tape you sell here.
1658
01:30:47,456 --> 01:30:50,693
It's called "Rent-a-Pal".
1659
01:30:50,726 --> 01:30:51,861
(DIANE SOBBING)
1660
01:30:51,894 --> 01:30:55,464
Where can I find one?
1661
01:31:16,519 --> 01:31:18,988
(DIANE CRYING)
1662
01:31:19,021 --> 01:31:19,822
Please.
1663
01:31:19,856 --> 01:31:21,924
Please, just take it.
1664
01:31:21,958 --> 01:31:23,459
It's on the house.
1665
01:31:25,328 --> 01:31:27,830
That's very generous of you.
1666
01:31:44,013 --> 01:31:46,849
(LUCILLE GASPING)
1667
01:31:50,820 --> 01:31:53,222
(SOFT MUSIC)
1668
01:31:55,691 --> 01:31:57,126
Come on. Come on.
1669
01:31:58,294 --> 01:31:59,128
Come on.
1670
01:32:00,730 --> 01:32:02,798
Hi. I'm Andy.
1671
01:32:02,832 --> 01:32:04,233
Thanks for being here today.
1672
01:32:05,234 --> 01:32:07,670
Well, let's cut to the chase.
1673
01:32:08,905 --> 01:32:11,207
I'm here to be your friend.
1674
01:32:11,240 --> 01:32:12,041
How does that sound?
1675
01:32:12,074 --> 01:32:14,443
That sounds wonderful.
1676
01:32:14,477 --> 01:32:17,313
Sounds absolutely
wonderful, Andy.
1677
01:32:19,448 --> 01:32:20,249
Whoa.
1678
01:32:21,217 --> 01:32:22,051
Whoa.
1679
01:32:23,119 --> 01:32:25,821
Hey, nice digs.
1680
01:32:25,855 --> 01:32:27,690
Did you decorate
everything yourself?
1681
01:32:28,658 --> 01:32:30,526
Well, I'm excited.
1682
01:32:30,559 --> 01:32:32,662
I mean I am really excited.
1683
01:32:34,163 --> 01:32:36,365
I gotta be honest with you here.
1684
01:32:36,400 --> 01:32:38,567
I have been waiting
for this moment
1685
01:32:38,601 --> 01:32:40,703
for what feels like forever.
1686
01:32:41,804 --> 01:32:44,974
I mean, gosh, I
am just so pleased
1687
01:32:45,007 --> 01:32:47,944
that you decided to take
this journey with me.
1688
01:32:47,977 --> 01:32:49,879
We're going to get
to know each other.
1689
01:32:49,912 --> 01:32:52,982
We're going to talk
about whatever you want.
1690
01:32:53,015 --> 01:32:54,483
But more than anything,
1691
01:32:54,517 --> 01:32:55,785
we're gonna have some fun
1692
01:32:56,786 --> 01:32:59,989
and hopefully it's the start
of a beautiful relationship.
1693
01:33:01,057 --> 01:33:02,658
What do you say?
1694
01:33:02,692 --> 01:33:03,559
That's great.
1695
01:33:03,592 --> 01:33:05,127
That's great.
1696
01:33:05,161 --> 01:33:06,228
To friendship.
1697
01:33:06,262 --> 01:33:07,697
To friendship.
1698
01:33:07,730 --> 01:33:11,667
You, you have got
good taste, pal.
1699
01:33:13,235 --> 01:33:14,503
I'm so glad you're here.
1700
01:33:14,537 --> 01:33:15,705
I was terribly worried.
1701
01:33:16,872 --> 01:33:18,408
Tell me more about that.
1702
01:33:18,442 --> 01:33:21,777
My mother, she was confused.
1703
01:33:21,811 --> 01:33:24,146
I'm so sorry.
1704
01:33:25,915 --> 01:33:28,684
I don't know what I
would've done without you.
1705
01:33:28,718 --> 01:33:29,518
Oh.
1706
01:33:29,552 --> 01:33:30,387
Wow.
1707
01:33:32,389 --> 01:33:34,323
Ah, that sounds like
a tough time, pal.
1708
01:33:35,224 --> 01:33:37,126
I'm sorry to hear about that.
1709
01:33:37,159 --> 01:33:38,294
You're not angry?
1710
01:33:39,695 --> 01:33:41,197
That's what friends are for.
1711
01:33:42,264 --> 01:33:44,166
To be there for each other
1712
01:33:44,200 --> 01:33:45,601
when all the chips are down.
1713
01:33:47,069 --> 01:33:48,938
And that's why I'm
here for you, pal.
1714
01:33:50,940 --> 01:33:53,142
Hey, now I don't know about you,
1715
01:33:53,175 --> 01:33:55,044
but this is really
bumming me out.
1716
01:33:55,077 --> 01:33:58,382
So, how about we talk
about something else?
1717
01:33:58,415 --> 01:33:59,383
Like what?
1718
01:33:59,416 --> 01:34:01,350
Moms are so interesting,
aren't they?
1719
01:34:03,919 --> 01:34:05,821
What do you mean?
1720
01:34:05,855 --> 01:34:07,323
We don't need her.
1721
01:34:07,356 --> 01:34:08,524
We have each other.
1722
01:34:09,459 --> 01:34:12,762
Now, let's have a good time.
1723
01:34:14,630 --> 01:34:16,232
What did you have in mind?
1724
01:34:16,265 --> 01:34:17,967
Well, what do you say to a game?
1725
01:34:20,102 --> 01:34:20,903
(STATIC CRACKLING)
1726
01:34:20,936 --> 01:34:22,705
(FOOTSTEPS APPROACHING)
1727
01:34:22,738 --> 01:34:25,574
(LUCILLE GASPING)
1728
01:34:31,247 --> 01:34:32,048
Frank.
1729
01:34:33,749 --> 01:34:35,785
I've fallen.
1730
01:34:39,523 --> 01:34:42,691
(DAVID CLICKS TONGUE)
1731
01:34:48,197 --> 01:34:49,932
Look at your face.
1732
01:34:51,033 --> 01:34:52,502
It's all smashed up.
1733
01:34:57,139 --> 01:34:57,940
Here.
1734
01:34:57,973 --> 01:34:59,376
Let me help you up.
1735
01:34:59,409 --> 01:35:01,243
(LUCILLE CRYING)
1736
01:35:01,277 --> 01:35:02,578
That a girl.
1737
01:35:02,611 --> 01:35:03,447
Whoa.
1738
01:35:09,351 --> 01:35:10,186
Frank.
1739
01:35:11,053 --> 01:35:12,422
(EERIE MUSIC)
1740
01:35:12,456 --> 01:35:13,856
I wanna sit down.
1741
01:35:26,368 --> 01:35:27,203
David?
1742
01:35:30,039 --> 01:35:30,840
Mom.
1743
01:35:30,873 --> 01:35:33,609
(LUCILLE CRYING)
1744
01:35:41,585 --> 01:35:43,719
You know what I think?
1745
01:35:43,752 --> 01:35:45,921
What, sweetie?
1746
01:35:46,789 --> 01:35:50,025
You're the reason
Dad killed himself.
1747
01:35:54,797 --> 01:35:57,567
(LUCILLE GRUNTS)
1748
01:36:00,870 --> 01:36:03,873
(LUCILLE SCREAMING)
1749
01:36:14,484 --> 01:36:17,387
(STATIC CRACKLING)
1750
01:36:19,456 --> 01:36:20,990
Wow!
1751
01:36:21,023 --> 01:36:22,691
I don't believe you!
1752
01:36:23,826 --> 01:36:26,262
Man, they always say friendships
are full of surprises
1753
01:36:26,295 --> 01:36:31,300
but, boy, that one really
really took me by surprise.
1754
01:36:33,669 --> 01:36:35,237
I'll tell you what.
1755
01:36:35,271 --> 01:36:38,974
I bet you're full of
surprises, aren't you?
1756
01:36:42,111 --> 01:36:44,880
It reminds me of a saying.
1757
01:36:44,914 --> 01:36:47,183
Sometimes you don't
realize your own strength
1758
01:36:47,216 --> 01:36:52,221
until you come face to face
with your greatest weakness.
1759
01:36:52,888 --> 01:36:54,424
Well, it's true.
1760
01:36:54,457 --> 01:36:55,458
So forget that girl.
1761
01:36:56,426 --> 01:36:57,760
We don't need her.
1762
01:36:57,793 --> 01:36:59,261
We have each other.
1763
01:36:59,295 --> 01:37:01,063
We have each other.
1764
01:37:01,096 --> 01:37:02,064
It's okay, pal.
1765
01:37:03,600 --> 01:37:05,435
It's all right.
1766
01:37:05,468 --> 01:37:08,337
We don't need her, do we?
1767
01:37:08,370 --> 01:37:10,072
No.
No, we don't.
1768
01:37:11,240 --> 01:37:13,376
We don't need her.
1769
01:37:13,410 --> 01:37:15,144
We have each other.
1770
01:37:16,379 --> 01:37:17,947
You got what you wanted.
1771
01:37:17,980 --> 01:37:20,816
Now we can forget
about her, okay?
1772
01:37:23,687 --> 01:37:25,821
She didn't understand.
1773
01:37:25,854 --> 01:37:27,156
It's not her fault.
1774
01:37:28,157 --> 01:37:30,660
Most people don't
have what we have.
1775
01:37:32,662 --> 01:37:33,563
But you know what?
1776
01:37:35,432 --> 01:37:38,133
This, this moment,
1777
01:37:41,538 --> 01:37:43,205
this is what friends are for.
1778
01:37:44,840 --> 01:37:46,809
To be there for each other
1779
01:37:46,842 --> 01:37:48,545
when all the chips are down.
1780
01:37:50,779 --> 01:37:53,483
And that's why I'm
here for you, pal.
1781
01:37:54,850 --> 01:37:57,786
(STATIC CRACKLING)
1782
01:37:58,988 --> 01:38:01,491
But, I gotta be
honest with you here.
1783
01:38:01,524 --> 01:38:04,026
I have been waiting
for this moment
1784
01:38:04,059 --> 01:38:05,462
for what feels like forever.
1785
01:38:07,263 --> 01:38:10,433
And, gosh, I am just so pleased
1786
01:38:10,467 --> 01:38:13,403
that you decided to take
this journey with me.
1787
01:38:13,436 --> 01:38:15,371
We're going to get
to know each other.
1788
01:38:15,405 --> 01:38:18,173
We're going to talk
about whatever you want.
1789
01:38:18,207 --> 01:38:20,009
But, more than anything.
1790
01:38:20,042 --> 01:38:22,177
We're gonna have some fun.
1791
01:38:22,211 --> 01:38:25,347
And hopefully it's the start
of a beautiful relationship.
1792
01:38:26,383 --> 01:38:27,216
What do you say?
1793
01:38:29,285 --> 01:38:31,220
Sounds fucking weird, Andy.
1794
01:38:32,422 --> 01:38:33,523
David?
1795
01:38:33,556 --> 01:38:38,561
(TENSE MUSIC)
(STATIC CRACKLES)
1796
01:38:52,509 --> 01:38:53,342
Hi.
1797
01:38:55,512 --> 01:38:56,345
Hi.
1798
01:38:58,347 --> 01:38:59,848
Thanks for being here today.
1799
01:39:00,849 --> 01:39:02,017
You got my message?
1800
01:39:04,353 --> 01:39:07,590
I'm here to be your friend.
1801
01:39:07,624 --> 01:39:08,924
How's that sound?
1802
01:39:10,527 --> 01:39:12,429
I brought a lasagna
for your mom.
1803
01:39:14,129 --> 01:39:15,532
I've got just the thing.
1804
01:39:16,599 --> 01:39:18,300
I'll tell you my best joke.
1805
01:39:19,636 --> 01:39:22,104
Stop me if you've
heard this one.
1806
01:39:22,137 --> 01:39:24,006
David, what's, what's going on?
1807
01:39:25,140 --> 01:39:26,543
(LUCILLE SCREAMS)
1808
01:39:26,576 --> 01:39:29,345
(GLASS SHATTERS)
1809
01:39:31,514 --> 01:39:34,584
(LISA SCREAMS)
1810
01:39:34,617 --> 01:39:36,952
David, what did you do?
1811
01:39:36,985 --> 01:39:38,621
No, no, no, no, no.
1812
01:39:38,655 --> 01:39:40,889
I know what you're
thinking and I know.
1813
01:39:40,923 --> 01:39:43,058
But hey, this is a
little weird for me too.
1814
01:39:43,092 --> 01:39:43,992
David, move!
1815
01:39:44,026 --> 01:39:45,094
I've never done this before
1816
01:39:45,127 --> 01:39:47,329
so it's totally new to me.
1817
01:39:47,363 --> 01:39:48,698
It's new for both of us.
1818
01:39:49,566 --> 01:39:50,633
But I guess that just means
1819
01:39:50,667 --> 01:39:53,302
we're in this together, right?
1820
01:39:53,335 --> 01:39:55,672
You've got my back
and I've got yours.
1821
01:39:57,640 --> 01:39:58,608
All right.
1822
01:39:58,641 --> 01:39:59,743
Let's just dive in.
1823
01:39:59,776 --> 01:40:00,777
Stay away from me!
1824
01:40:02,177 --> 01:40:03,946
(LISA GRUNTS)
(GLASS SHATTERS)
1825
01:40:03,979 --> 01:40:06,315
You know, I lived at
home for most of my life.
1826
01:40:07,282 --> 01:40:08,852
It was tough.
1827
01:40:08,884 --> 01:40:10,520
Especially with
parents like mine.
1828
01:40:10,553 --> 01:40:13,188
(LISA YELPS)
1829
01:40:13,222 --> 01:40:15,324
You know the type, right?
1830
01:40:15,357 --> 01:40:17,727
Overbearing, demanding,
1831
01:40:17,761 --> 01:40:19,662
nothing's ever good enough.
1832
01:40:19,696 --> 01:40:21,330
(DAVID GRUNTS)
(LISA GASPS)
1833
01:40:21,363 --> 01:40:22,499
It's a wonder I didn't turn out
1834
01:40:22,532 --> 01:40:25,100
to be some sort of
disturbed maniac.
1835
01:40:25,134 --> 01:40:30,139
(LISA GASPING)
(DAVID GRUNTING)
1836
01:40:37,580 --> 01:40:41,551
(LISA GRUNTS)
(DAVID GRUNTS)
1837
01:40:41,584 --> 01:40:46,589
(DAVID COUGHING)
(DAVID GAGGING)
1838
01:40:47,256 --> 01:40:49,859
(LISA GASPING)
1839
01:40:55,432 --> 01:40:58,535
(TENSE MUSIC)
1840
01:40:58,568 --> 01:41:00,235
(LISA SCREAMS)
1841
01:41:00,269 --> 01:41:02,839
(DAVID GRUNTS)
1842
01:41:05,809 --> 01:41:08,378
(LISA SOBBING)
1843
01:41:12,549 --> 01:41:15,217
(DAVID MOANING)
1844
01:41:22,826 --> 01:41:24,661
Help!
1845
01:41:24,694 --> 01:41:26,361
Someone please help!
1846
01:41:28,130 --> 01:41:28,964
Help!
1847
01:41:31,233 --> 01:41:32,167
Help, please!
1848
01:41:32,201 --> 01:41:33,503
Someone call 911!
1849
01:41:33,536 --> 01:41:36,473
(SOFT PIANO MUSIC)
1850
01:41:52,287 --> 01:41:55,023
(DAVID GRUNTING)
1851
01:42:18,448 --> 01:42:21,350
(STATIC CRACKLING)
1852
01:42:29,224 --> 01:42:30,994
Hi. I'm Andy.
1853
01:42:31,026 --> 01:42:32,160
Thanks for being here today.
1854
01:42:32,194 --> 01:42:33,396
Now let's have a good time.
1855
01:42:33,429 --> 01:42:34,329
Let's cut to the chase.
1856
01:42:34,363 --> 01:42:35,632
I'm here to be your friend.
1857
01:42:35,665 --> 01:42:36,933
We're gonna have some fun.
1858
01:42:36,966 --> 01:42:38,001
How's that sound?
1859
01:42:38,033 --> 01:42:39,067
Whoa.
1860
01:42:39,101 --> 01:42:41,704
I gotta be honest
with you. Nice digs.
1861
01:42:41,738 --> 01:42:43,372
Wow! I guess it could be worse.
1862
01:42:43,406 --> 01:42:44,908
I don't believe it!
I could have cancer.
1863
01:42:44,941 --> 01:42:46,576
To friendship.
1864
01:42:46,609 --> 01:42:47,577
(ANDY LAUGHS)
1865
01:42:47,610 --> 01:42:48,945
Man, they always say friendships
1866
01:42:48,978 --> 01:42:50,413
are full of surprises but, boy.
1867
01:42:50,446 --> 01:42:51,548
But I guess that just means
1868
01:42:51,581 --> 01:42:53,148
we're in this together, right?
1869
01:42:53,181 --> 01:42:54,116
Really took me by surprise.
1870
01:42:54,149 --> 01:42:56,084
I can't wait to see
how it turns out.
1871
01:42:56,118 --> 01:42:57,720
I'll tell you what.
1872
01:42:57,754 --> 01:42:59,722
I bet you're full of
surprises, aren't you?
1873
01:42:59,756 --> 01:43:00,623
(DAVID COUGHS)
1874
01:43:00,657 --> 01:43:02,224
When you come face to face.
1875
01:43:02,257 --> 01:43:03,091
Nothing like a little
friendly competition.
1876
01:43:03,125 --> 01:43:04,460
Greatest weakness.
1877
01:43:06,295 --> 01:43:07,129
Aw.
1878
01:43:08,363 --> 01:43:10,033
Aw, no, really?
1879
01:43:11,366 --> 01:43:12,200
Right now?
1880
01:43:14,069 --> 01:43:16,739
Aw, but we were
having so much fun.
1881
01:43:16,773 --> 01:43:17,740
You're leaving?
1882
01:43:20,476 --> 01:43:22,077
Oh.
1883
01:43:22,110 --> 01:43:22,946
Okay.
1884
01:43:24,614 --> 01:43:27,249
Well, I guess all good times
1885
01:43:27,282 --> 01:43:28,283
must come to an end.
1886
01:43:29,151 --> 01:43:30,920
(DAVID GASPING)
1887
01:43:30,954 --> 01:43:31,921
Don't worry about me.
1888
01:43:31,955 --> 01:43:32,989
I'll be fine.
1889
01:43:37,827 --> 01:43:40,362
We sure had a great
time, didn't we?
1890
01:43:44,132 --> 01:43:45,635
I'm glad to hear you say that.
1891
01:43:47,971 --> 01:43:49,338
Right, I know.
1892
01:43:51,273 --> 01:43:52,475
I know. You've gotta go.
1893
01:43:54,242 --> 01:43:57,614
Well, it's been great.
1894
01:43:59,882 --> 01:44:00,717
And hey,
1895
01:44:01,751 --> 01:44:05,888
I'll always be right
here waiting for you.
1896
01:44:09,626 --> 01:44:10,460
Take care
1897
01:44:12,528 --> 01:44:14,764
and I'll be seeing you.
1898
01:44:16,065 --> 01:44:17,165
So long, pal.
1899
01:44:18,801 --> 01:44:21,537
(SOFT MUSIC)
1900
01:44:21,571 --> 01:44:24,474
(STATIC CRACKLING)
1901
01:44:30,178 --> 01:44:33,683
(UPBEAT ELECTRONIC MUSIC)
1902
01:47:01,497 --> 01:47:04,567
(GENTLE JAZZY MUSIC)
1903
01:47:58,821 --> 01:47:59,889
Yeah.
1904
01:47:59,922 --> 01:48:04,927
(OFF-KEY RECORDER MUSIC)
(GUITAR MUSIC)
1905
01:48:09,749 --> 01:48:11,312
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