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SPHEROS: I want security on tip-top high alert.

And it will remain there until I give the word.

What's with all the amped up security, Mr. Prez?

You must be expecting serious trouble.

Uh, just a precaution.

My niece is coming to visit, and I want everything to go smoothly.

That's nice.

Wait! If she's your niece, that means she's the daughter of...

PAC, SPIRAL, CYLINDRIA: Betrayus!

Uh, no need to pop-a-widget, fellas.

Elliptica is the daughter of the President and Betrayus' sister.

-You have a sister? -How come we've never met her?

My sister and niece live far away in PacTokyo.

Oh, yes, the glorious land of the rising sun.

This is my niece's first trip to Pacopolis.

Oh, here's a picture of Elliptica.

Now, I am counting on you three to show her around.

You want us to babysit a little kid?

Consider it an executive order.

It's been a while since we've seen each other.

And I want her to have a good time here.

But, Mr. President, what if we suddenly need to battle ghosts?

(EXCITEDLY) Here she is.

Babysitting.

Where's a ghost attack when we need one?

Right there.

(SUSPENSEFUL MUSIC PLAYING)

(SPLATTERING)

(SINGING) The Pac is back

Ghosts chomping at his feet

Pac's our hero Pac just can't be beat, yeah

Pac-Man yellow, Pac extreme He's a chowing-down machine

Ghosts, monsters, ghouls And only one can stop them

Pac-Man rules

The Pac is back

Ghosts chomping at his feet

Pac's our hero Pac just can't be beat

The Pac is back!

(SHOUTING)

Don't hit the limo. (GRUNTS)

Time for some heavy metal.

(ELECTRIC GUITAR MUSIC PLAYING)

(HEAVY METAL MUSIC PLAYING)

(SIGHS)

Nice going, dude.

But now, we have to transform into babysitters.

Oh, I hope Elliptica wasn't too terribly frightened.

(SPEAKING JAPANESE)

I mean, super-cool. What a kicka ride.

That's her?

Huh? The President did say it's been a while since he's seen her.

Mmm. So good to see you, Uncle Stratos.

And Sir Cumference.

That would be me.

Welcome to Pacopolis, my dear.

Elliptica, allow me to introduce you

to Pac World's number one ghost fighting team.

-Spiral. -Hey.

SPHEROS: Cylindria.

-Uh, Cyli. -Nice to meet you, Elliptica.

Elli. Only my mom and uncle Stratos call me Elliptica.

SPHEROS: And this is the world famous Pac-Man.

(TWINKLING)

(GULPS)

Nice to meet you. Huh.

Luckily, we don't see many ghosts in PacTokyo.

And sure as sushi's raw,

I've never seen anyone eat a ghost.

(BURPING LOUDLY)

Ew! (SPEAKING JAPANESE)

As in, major gross.

(LAUGHS) Sorry. After I eat ghosts, I...

(BURPS)

Oh, I cannot believe my miserable brother is allowing the Pac-pain near my niece.

I can't either.

Don't they know Pacums is mine?

(BLABBERING)

But you don't even know the girl.

Exactly. So, I don't want that lemon louse turning her against me.

I want all ghosts keeping the Pac-pain too busy,

to even look at my niece.

And that includes you four loafers.

-Just leaving. -(GRUNTING)

Yo, dude, you feeling okay?

Just demonstrating proper table manners.

(GIGGLES)

Where I live, we eat these with our hands.

Uh! In that case...

(GOBBLING)

(GULPS) Uh, I...

I bet no one in PacTokyo can do this.

(SLURPS)

Does he always eat this much?

Nah. Sometimes he's really hungry.

Eyes off my burger, dude.

(SLURPS)

You forgot to mention the fries.

(SCREAMING)

You two can relax with Elli.

Elasto-Pac's got it covered.

(SPEAKING JAPANESE)

Super-cool!

Okay, gotta bounce.

-Huh! Think he's showing off? -Oh, yeah.

See, nothing to it.

Pac-jitsu.

-I wanna do that, too. -No!

(SIGHS) A simple "hold on" would have done the trick.

Sorry, but Pac is the only one that can really handle the berry's superpowers.

We need to power up before going into the Netherworld.

So, we know what kind of freaky things can happen.

SPIRAL: One time, I turned two-dimensional.

CYLINDRIA: I grew a beard.

(SHUDDERS)

All yours, tomodachi.

Friend.

(BURPS)

Pardon me.

Did he just say, "Pardon me?"

(ROMANTIC MUSIC PLAYING)

BETRAYUS: Yuck! Gag me!

I can't stand seeing that lemon loser happy.

And with my own niece.

Et tu, Elli.

(SIGHS) Young love. So sweet.

(CLEARS THROAT)

Uh, in a repulsive kind of way.

I agree.

It is revolting seeing how that Pac-pest will do anything for her.

Anything?

Hmm. I've suddenly been possessed with an ingenious idea.

My dear, sweet, niece is going to get him to tell us

the secret location of the repository.

(LAUGHING)

Corporeal body here I come.

You want a ghost to possess your own niece?

What's family for?

And he wonders why they never send birthday cards.

With a ghost possessing Elli, she'll do exactly what I want.

But once we make the switch,

we need to keep the lemonhead from figuring out Elli's possessed.

Aha! Very simple, with my latest, brilliant, invention.

BUTT-LER: Contact lenses? How original!

Very special lenses. They eliminate ghostly redeye.

Hmm. This is a good look for me.

Wearing those lenses, the Pac-Brat will never suspect that I...

You? Forget it.

This job requires a delicate feminine touch.

But, how to find the right ghoul?

ANCHOR: Okay!

So you think you can haunt?

Welcome, lovely contestants.

(CHEERING AND APPLAUSE)

Ladies, you know the challenge.

Using our Pac-Girl stand-in, you will show the judges

how you would convince the Pac-Man to take you on an exclusive trip

to the repository.

Oh dear, I fear this is a lose-lose situation.

You heard Pinky.

(IMITATING PINKY) "If anyone is gonna take my Pacums, it's gonna be me."

Let's welcome our first contestant.

Too flashy. Send her Pac-ing.

(SIGHS)

Why don't you take me to the repository sometime.

(SHUDDERS)

Give me repository, or me crush you!

Ooh, I like her style.

(CHEERING AND APPLAUSE)

Ooh, it's come down to our three finalists.

Judges, your decision.

Reality check.

Mine's the only vote that counts.

(CHEERING)

(GASPS)

No way! I'm so... (GRUNTS)

WINNER: I am, like, so happy I won.

I'm gonna totally, like, trick the Pac-Man.

Like, not!

I grew up in PacTokyo because my mom got a great job offer.

What about your dad?

He disappeared in the great Pac-War when I was too little to remember him.

(SIGHS) I know how you feel. Same thing happened to my parents.

So now I'm the only Yellow Orb left.

-(CHUCKLES) No, you're not. -Say what?

(GRUNTS)

T-there's others like me?

Sure, Mom's two friends.

-A real nice couple. I met... -You've seen them?

Would you recognize them if you saw their picture?

It was a while ago, but, I might.

I'll be right back.

Don't move.

I'm totally, like, going in.

Watch some real talent at work.

(SQUEAKING)

Sorry. But nobody likes a tattle tale.

Oh, what happened?

Is this who you saw?

Um... Oh...

For sure.

Ya-hoo!

Let's celebrate.

Cool.

Hey, you know what'll be a totally awesome way to celebrate,

to play a prank.

Say what?

It'll be so much fun.

We could prank my Uncle Prez.

You know that repository thingy that he's hiding?

Let's, like, move it.

But i-it's in a super-secret location.

Oh, Pacums doesn't wanna play with Elli-Welly?

Gah!

There they are.

Hey, Pac, sorry to interrupt your fun.

Ghosts have been attacking non-stop all day.

So, our PSC's are full.

And we really need to hit the de-sliming station.

So, we figured you won't mind backing us up in case there's another attack.

(BREATHES DEEPLY) Listen, guys.

Elli and I are talking about something super important.

And what we're doing isn't?

PAC: That's... That's not what I mean.

-It's just, I need to find out something. -(STRUGGLING)

Let go.

Blech!

CYLINDRIA: Great.

SPIRAL: Whatever.

I promise, I'll be right behind you. Just one more minute.

Listen, Elli.

No way I'm gonna prank the Prez.

You're right, Pac. Pranking is bad.

Just like me.

What?

I'm bad for you, Pac.

You're better off with someone kind and cute.

Maybe someone you already know.

You mean Cyli?

I said, "Cute"!

But what about my parents? You said you met them.

See what I mean? I even lie.

Oh, forget this. Time to tell the real truth.

-I'm... -(WHISTLING)

Yo, bro. "Right behind us"?

Okay, okay. I just need one more minute.

(STRUGGLING)

(GRUNTS)

Come on, Spiral. Let's go before this slime hardens.

(GASPS)

Elli, please. No more fooling around.

Where are my parents?

Okay, I'll tell you.

Right after we prank my uncle.

You know what? I give up.

I got real friends that need me.

(SCOFFS) Whatever.

(SIGHS)

(GAGGING)

I feel slimy inside. (GASPS)

Must have been a bad burger.

Pac, wait. Where are you going?

What do you care?

I thought we were having a nice time.

I did, too. Until you pretended to know something about my parents.

Why don't you just pack it up and go back to PacTokyo.

(SPEAKING JAPANESE)

Pac.

(GRUNTING)

Okay, this is totally not my fault.

See, I was all, like, "Take me to the reposi-thingy." And then, he's like...

Enough!

You're, like, fired.

Bye-bye.

No repository and no body.

All I've got is a heart-broken niece.

Ooh, I can work with that.

(SIGHS)

(SIGHS)

(COUGHING)

Yuck! What in...

BETRAYUS: Over here.

It's okay. It's your dear Uncle Betrayus.

You're a slug?

I heard you were slimy, but... Wow.

No, no, no. I sent the slug cam to find you.

I'm sure your other uncle and that Pac-Bra... Uh, Man,

have told you dreadful stories about me.

Them and pretty much everyone else in Pac World.

BETRAYUS: I've been wrongly accused.

Even a ghost deserves a fair trial. After all, we're family.

Aren't you even a little curious to meet your infamous uncle?

But you're down...

(SCREAMS)

BETRAYUS: So nice of you to drop in.

Welcome to the Netherworld. I'm sorry for the hideous conditions.

But this is what your uncle Stratos forces us to endure.

(GRUNTS) I can't believe I fell for your sneaky slug trick.

(LAUGHING)

Uh, quite literally.

But don't worry, I mean you no harm.

So, please, put that ridiculous snorkel back on.

Why should... (GASPS)

As you can tell, without it,

this toxic atmosphere would soon turn you into one of us.

But don't let that spook you.

(WHIRRING)

Thanks, Sir C. Your new Super Slime Slurper works great.

Sorry I'm late.

"Late"? You didn't even show up.

Where's Elli?

Dunno. Don't care.

-What? -Okay.

That's a 180.

We thought you two were besties.

So did I.

(SIGHS)

She wasn't right for you anyway.

What happened, Pac?

Everything was great.

And then suddenly she's all about pranking the Prez at the repository.

Say what... Repository?

That's way weird.

And how would she even know about the repository?

Unless she was possessed.

I thought of that, but...

Her eyes didn't have the usual creepy possessed look.

Probably, because of the contacts Dr. B invented.

Oh! Oops.

Did I say that out loud?

What exactly do you guys know about this?

My two closest friends will attest

that even as a child, Stratos wanted to rule the world.

Won't you, my two closest friends?

(BOTH GRUNTING)

-Yes. -Indeed.

-(SNIFFING) That's so sad. -(SAD VIOLIN MUSIC PLAYING)

I always thought you were the evil one.

Evil? Moi? Never.

Let me prove it to you. Help me get my body back.

Then together we can make Pac World safe

from my power-hungry brother and his Pac-puppet.

-Well... -I understand.

You care for the lemon drop more than for your own uncle.

(SOBBING)

Even though he told you to pack it up and go back to PacTokyo.

Hold on. How did you know what he said?

(BLABBERS) Huh?

Oh!

Were you spying on me?

"Spying"? (STAMMERS) I wouldn't even know how.

(BEEPS)

How about with that slimy slug of yours.

Okay. But, we just use it to see what it's like up in the real world,

we miss so much.

(SOBBING) Oh, we miss it so much.

You can cut the act, Uncle. I'm not buying it.

(GRUNTS) I should have possessed you myself.

What? I was possessed?

Uh-oh, it would appear the jig is up.

(CHUCKLES) Much like the slime she coughed up.

It wasn't a bad burger. It was you.

Guilty as charged and proud of it.

Okay, so now, we can do this the easy way, or...

The hard way.

And I do so love the hard way.

So, what do you say? Are we a team?

Let me rephrase this. Do you like breathing?

(GASPING)

(GRUNTS) You're as stubborn as your father.

(GASPING) My dad? You know my...

Pac.

(GRUNTS) Gotcha.

(CHUCKLING)

Thank you, niecey dearest,

for tricking the Pac-pain right into my trap.

-I swear, I didn't. -I know.

Sorry we can't stay, but our ride's here.

-(GASPING) -No choice.

You need berry power to breath down here.

(GULPS)

Thanks.

(GRUNTING)

Ew, I'm grossing myself out.

(GAGGING)

CYLINDRIA: Told you about those side-effects.

FYI, if you try to hold in the gas, it's gonna come out somewhere else.

Forget that. (BURPING)

Not another eyeball belcher.

Looks like Pac can use some help.

On it.

Arigato. I looked it up.

(GIGGLES) You too.

I guess I don't need this.

(BURPING)

Are you two about done?

Hold it. Uncle Betrayus.

I almost forgot to say goodbye. (BURPS)

(SIGHS)

Family.

ELLI: Huh? Two ghosts were taking turns possessing me?

PAC: Luckily, one was on our side.

PAC, SPIRAL, CYLINDRIA: Sort of.

Elliptica, I'm so sorry your visit ended so badly.

Not at all, Uncle Stratos, and it's not over.

I won't be going back to PacTokyo, just yet.

I guess young Elli has taken a fancy to Pac... Opolis.

Still got that picture of your parents?

-You bet. -(SPEAKING JAPANESE)

I mean, yes, yes, that looks like my mom's friends.

Yipee!

Another clue to finding them. The best one yet.

You said you met them when your mom took you on a trip. Where?

Um, better not say it too loud.

Uncle B's got spies everywhere.

(WHISPERING)

Whoa!

Guys, pack your bags.

We're going on the all-time most major adventure ever.