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Merry Berry Eve!

Have a merry Berry Day!

(CHUCKLING) Happy, happy, happy!

I can hardly wait to start decorating our Berry Day tree.

Now that you've finally helped us pick one.

(SIGHING) Sorry. I just have a hard time getting into the spirit.

Seeing everyone celebrating with their families

makes me miss my parents even more than usual.

Wait up, guys!

All these presents are slowing my hoverboard down.

Well, if you didn't wait until the last minute to do your shopping...

Yeah, I know, Cyli.

Maybe next year I'll start early.

-Never happen. -Right.

I think I like Berry's Eve almost as much as Day.

'Cause that's when Santa Pac hits town.

No idea how he does it,

but the jolly old dude always comes through with the best gifts.

Yeah, but I never get the gift I really wish for.

My family.

There's still time for that wish to come true.

So cheer up, Pac.

It's almost Berry Day!

You're right. Who doesn't like Berry Day?

-Thanks a lot! -Happy You-Know-What Day!

I got one for you, too!

-Happy Blank-Blank. -Thank you.

Quick! Ditch the decorations.

Lord Humbug-ness is coming!

-And we all know how the hates the... -Don't say it!

-BETRAYUS: Do I hear holiday music? -(ALL GASPING)

-Hide! -Oh, we're toast!

How dare Ogle defy my orders,

knowing anyone caught celebrating will feel my full wrath!

Boo!

I'll destroy this infernal holiday

if it's the last thing I do!

(SINGING) The Pac is back

Ghosts chomping at his feet

Pac's our hero Pac just can't be beat, yeah

Pac-Man yellow, Pac extreme He's a chowing-down machine

Ghosts, monsters, ghouls And only one can stop them

Pac-Man rules

The Pac is back

Ghosts chomping at his feet

Pac's our hero Pac just can't be beat

The Pac is back!

If there's anything I despise more than seeing Pac Worlders happy,

it's seeing my sniveling sibling happy.

Oh, I detest it all.

Wrapping gifts,

trimming the Berry tree,

cooking Pacberry pies and Pac Wellington.

(GASPING)

And the hideous carolers!

You forgot to mention Santa Pac.

-(RUMBLING) -(BETRAYUS ROARING)

SPIRAL AND CYLINDRIA: (SINGING) Berry bells, Berry bells, a Berry holiday

Everyone is having fun On this merry Berry Day

Whoo!

Nice, but try to hold back on the slobber.

Ah! (SLURPING)

Sorry. These ornaments look so much like real berries.

They're making me mega hungry.

How about settling for some eggnog?

Hmm.

I'm guessing socks.

Hey! This is from Aunt Spheria. It says to open it right away.

Whoa! It's bad luck to open a gift before Berry Day.

Yeah, but it's worse luck not to do what Aunt Spheria says.

True dat.

PAC: It's me and my parents.

(SIGHING)

(GULPING)

Should've seen that coming.

Sweet.

Makes me think about all the great Berry Days I had when I was a kid.

Decorating the tree?

Not exactly.

-(GUITAR PLAYING) -My family didn't just decorate a tree,

we were totally into the holiday scene.

And every year, I got to put the flower on top of the tree.

PAC AND SPIRAL: Flower?

A golden berry's supposed to go on top of the tree.

When your parents are Star Child and Moon Dog,

it's a flower.

-Groovy. -(SPIRAL CHUCKLING)

Sure different from Berry Days when I was a kid.

My parents' holiday decorating business

is always super busy around Berry Day.

People come from all over Pac World.

The Santa Pac ornaments Mom and Dad hand-paint

are as popular as their Easter eggs.

But back then, the best part was

that my parents used to decorate me as Santa Pac.

And all the shoppers would cheer.

(GIGGLING)

Those silly things we used to love, so long ago.

Okay, maybe not so long ago.

Aunt Spheria always went all out for the holidays.

I was too little to remember any Berry Days with my folks.

But I remember how cool it was

when we went back in time in the Pac-a-chini

and I got to be with Mom and Dad.

It might not have been Berry Day,

but it sure felt like it.

(LAUGHING)

And a store run by a ghost

is a boo-tique.

(LAUGHING) You get it?

Next.

Whoa!

Oh, here we go again,

trying to cheer up Betrayus.

-What a way to spend a... -(SHUSHING)

I wasn't gonna say it.

Maybe this year someone will finally get his Scrooge-ness to smile.

-(GHOST SCREAMING) -Dream on, Clyde.

Ooh, oh, so sorry, Gloopy.

Better luck next year, bud.

DR. BUTTOCKS: Next!

(SQUEAKING)

(SQUEAKING)

DR. BUTTOCKS: Next.

-(SQUEAKING) -DR. BUTTOCKS: (GROANING) Next.

Next.

(LAUGHING)

Next.

Next.

Next.

-Next. -Hold it.

We get it. You don't like that day.

But it's not our fault,

so why take it out on us?

Hmm. Let's see.

Because I can.

But... But what are we supposed to do?

It's not like we could make beloved Santa Pac disappear.

Clyde. What did you just do?

That's it!

I can ruin the holiday for everyone

by getting rid of Santa Pac.

Eliminate Santa Pac,

what a brilliant idea.

Why didn't one of you useless heinie heads think of this before?

It's so dark, and so delightfully awful.

And yet, so simple.

No Santa Pac, no Berry Day.

(GASPING) You said Berry Day!

That doesn't mean you can.

But what about the poor little kiddies who've been good all year?

If you get rid of Santa Pac, they won't get their presents.

Perfect. Since I was never good,

I never got any presents.

So why should they?

Well, because...

Assemble the army!

Capturing Santa Pac will just be the beginning.

(GASPING)

There's more?

Why stop at Santa Pac?

When I'm finished,

there won't be a Berry Day to celebrate!

(LAUGHING MANIACALLY)

Oh, well,

at least the big clod kept us from being vaporized.

Vaporizing's too good for us.

Yeah, this is a new low, even for us.

(SOBBING)

If I ever come back to life,

I won't be able to live with myself.

Now, children, off to bed before Santa Pac arrives.

No sign of him yet.

Keep an eye peeled for Roundolph the yellow-nosed roundeer.

I've never been up this late on Berry Day Eve.

I can't believe we're actually gonna see the real Santa Pac.

Thanks for inviting us, Sir C.

Catching a peek of the old fella is a rare privilege indeed.

He and his roundeer have to maintain a certain mystique.

Then how come he swings by to see you?

Oh, Santa Pac and I go way back.

I'm the only one he lets work on his magic sleigh.

Wow, this is seriously exciting.

Right, Spiral?

(SNORING)

(YAWNING)

I'm getting sleepy, too.

I hope Santa Pac gets here soon.

(DR. BUTTOCKS GROANING)

Why is there nothing on the radar equipment?

Perhaps because it was made by you.

(BEEPING)

(BELLS RINGING)

Ho, ho, ho!

Ho, ho... Whoa!

What have we here?

You have made your last delivery ever, Santa Pac.

Well, if it isn't the little bum twins.

You were always such a good little tyke.

And you...

Uh, mostly bad.

But I have a present for you anyway.

(GASPING)

A gift for me?

Actually, it was for little Tommy 296,

who was good all year right up until 9:23 tonight.

So many blow it in the final moments

by refusing to go to bed and let me do my job.

Ah! Here it is.

(SCREAMING)

My roundeer and I aren't about to let you slimey spooks ruin Berry Day

without a fight.

(ALL SCREAMING)

Oh, humbug.

Why isn't he here yet?

'Cause Dr. B-Brain and his twin tushy nabbed Santa Pac.

And they're planning to stash him in the Netherworld forever!

What? Ahhh!

So Betrayus can ruin Berry Day.

(CRYING)

We gotta save Santa Pac!

-Ready to roll. -And rock.

Wait. Maybe you guys should stay here, in case Betrayus tries something else.

Oh, BTW my sweet Pac-ums,

Betrayus is planning to try a lot of things else.

-(ALL CLAMORING) -I was waiting all year for that!

My Berry Day tree!

(CONTINUES CLAMORING)

(ALL GASPING)

Run!

(ALL SCREAMING)

Get away from me.

(LAUGHING)

(ALL SCREAMING)

Yuck!

Everything's possessed. Move in.

On it. I'll nail this slimey spook in a box.

(SCREAMING)

SIR CUMFERENCE: And I've got this buffet burglar.

(GASPING) Or perhaps he's got me!

Spiral! Rubber ducks at two o'clock.

(YELPING)

Possessed pies at all o'clocks!

(GRUNTING)

Oh, dear. Really sliced that shot left.

Mmm. Merry Berry pie.

Pac's gonna be seriously bummed when he finds out he missed this.

(GROANING)

(GRUNTING)

(SCREAMING)

(LAUGHING)

(LAUGHING)

I can hardly wait to open all my presents.

Mine, mine, all mine! (LAUGHING)

I sure hope Pac's doing better than we just did.

(GASPING)

-(GROWLING) -(GASPING)

PAC: Psst! Santa!

This Power Berry will help you breathe down here.

Thank you. But save it for later, in case you can use it.

My magic always protects me and my roundeer

from the Netherworld's nasty atmosphere.

You mean you've come down here to deliver gifts?

Not often,

since most Netherworlders are naughty. (CHUCKLING)

But there are two, Clyde and Ogle,

that are always quite nice.

But you really shouldn't have come here.

What? I had to try and rescue you.

There won't be a Berry Day without Santa Pac.

And better yet,

there won't be a Pacopolis without the Pac-pain.

So turn over your Power Berries,

or Beard Boy and his roundeer are monster chow.

(GROWLING)

(SIGHING) Bye-bye, Berry Day.

(LAUGHING)

(SIGHING) I should have found a way to stop them from destroying Berry Day.

Never give up hope.

As long as enough of you believe in the joy and magic of Berry Day,

nothing can destroy it.

Ah! That is all of them, Your Lordship.

Oh, dear.

No Berry Day gifts.

And worst of all,

(CRYING SARCASTICALLY)

no Santa Pac!

(BETRAYUS LAUGHING)

I can't wait to see all the sad, blubbering Pac Worlders

when Berry Day becomes Boo-Hoo Humbug Day.

And the only one merry will be me.

(SINGING) Berry bells, Pac World smells I've slunk it up with slime

(GASPING) Time for my new favorite show.

Still think it's gonna be merry, Santa?

Well, he did stop singing.

That is a good start. (CHUCKLING)

Take that, brother buffoon.

(SIGHING) Well, merry Berry Day, Spiral.

SPIRAL: Merry Berry Day, Cyli.

Merry Berry Day, gentlemen.

-You, too, Mr. President. -Merry Berry Day, sir.

Look at them... Huh?

Merry Berry Day.

Merry Berry Day, everyone!

-Merry Berry Day, friend! -Merry Berry Day, neighbor.

-Merry Berry Day, all of Pac World. -And a merry Berry Day to you, too.

-Merry Berry Day! -And a merry Berry Day to you!

(PLAYING INSTRUMENTING)

(CHEERING)

(ALL CHEERING)

Wow!

PAC: You were right, Santa Pac.

What's wrong with these fools?

What sneaky, underhanded, do-goody magic did you do?

None. I didn't have to.

Because the things you took, including me, mean...

Bupkis.

You can't take away Berry Day,

because it isn't in the things people get.

It lives in their hearts.

Celebrating family, friends, and love for all Pac-Manity.

That's what Berry Day is all about.

Why are you smiling? You're my captives.

(STAMMERING) You can't smile.

Sorry, it's Berry Day. I just gotta smile.

And I guess I owe you a big thanks, Betrayus.

'Cause you showed me its true meaning.

No! No, no!

I didn't!

Uh, technically, Your Lord Scrooginess, had you not pilfered all the gifts,

und had you not abducted Santa Pac...

(SHOUTING)

Worst Berry Day ever!

Going somewhere?

Ha! I still have your Power Berries.

(CHOKING)

What is the meaning of this?

(CHUCKLING) I filled my dispenser with berry ornaments instead of the real deal,

in case you tried to pull a fast one.

Like you did.

(SCREAMING)

And I still have the one I brought for you.

But since you don't need it...

Mmm, frozen toasted ghost.

That's a new Berry Day treat.

So let's blow this spook stand.

Ho, ho, ho!

You really need to chill.

In spite of his malicious master,

Fluffy's been a very good dog this year.

Wow, you know some serious magic.

Oh. How do you think I get around the world in one night?

Hop in.

Your sleigh? Cool.

Roundolph, my yellow-nosed roundeer,

if you please, light the way.

Ooh! Where'd everyone go?

(YELPING)

(GROANING)

Wow!

Look! I think...

It is! It's Santa Pac.

And all right, Pac's back!

(SLURPING)

(ALL CHEERING)

(CONTINUES CHEERING)

(SIGHING) I love Berry Day.

Yeah, even if we didn't get squat.

Inky. Blinky. Pinky.

And Clyde.

Technically, only Clyde was good.

But you all helped the Pac-Man,

so merry Berry Day to you all.

Santa Pac winked at us.

-(LAUGHING) -(GROANING)

You know, the best part of Berry Day isn't getting gifts.

It's giving them.

And I saved the last one for you.

Thanks, Santa Pac.

Huh?

Your gift is not something that can be put in a box.

I won't spoil the surprise by telling you what it is,

but you'll know it when you see it.

A very merry Berry Day to you, my young friend.

Roundolph! Back to the Pac Pole, if you please.

Ho, ho, ho!

Merry Berry Day, one and all!

SPIRAL: Thanks, Pac.

Back at ya, Spiral.

Who's ready for eggnog and Pacberry pie?

(PAC GRUNTING)

You first.

Whoa, this really is a merry Berry Day.

Aren't you guys gonna be late for celebrating

with your families?

Time you realize that you're our family, too, Pac.

That's right, bro.

And it turns out we're not the only ones who love you.

Merry Berry Day, my boy!

(CHUCKLING) We've come to celebrate with my favorite nephew.

(CHATTERING INDISTINCTLY)

Right again, Santa Pac.

(BELLS RINGING)

PAC: This was the best Berry Day I can remember.

But I still miss you.

(YAWNING)

Maybe next year,

we'll all be together.

BETRAYUS: Hmm...

Next year...