Original subtitles

Behold, the space worm!

One of the most powerful forces in the entire universe!

Part worm, part black hole.

(CRUNCHING)

Big deal.

A big worm.

Not just big and long, it's interdimensional!

(CRUNCHING)

Meaning, it exists in multiple dimensions.

Meaning, while one end of the worm is here, the other end could be anywhere.

Und anything that goes into the mouth, let's say for example, the Pac-Brat?

Ooh!

Finally, something interesting.

DR. BUTTOCKS: Would come out in another dimension!

Or at the bottom of an ocean on a distant planet!

Or in the middle of a star, where he would be instantly vaporized! (LAUGHS)

That one's my favorite.

So, this worm can send the lemon louse so far away that he'll never get back?

I like it!

Congratulations. You've earned your cookie.

Ooh! (LAUGHS)

I got the cookie und you didn't! (LAUGHS)

(BLOWS RASPBERRY)

Just one blatantly obvious question.

How are you going to get it and the Pac-Man together,

so the worm can devour him?

Uh, well, uh, that's the part I haven't completely figured out yet.

-Give me back my cookie! -(SCREAMS)

(GRUNTS)

Ooh!

Delicious.

But I'm close.

Very, very close.

The Pac is back

Ghosts chomping at his feet

Pac's our hero Pac just can't be beat, yeah

Pac-Man yellow, Pac extreme He's a chowing-down machine

Ghosts, monsters, ghouls And only one can stop them

Pac-Man rules

The Pac is back

Ghosts chomping at his feet

Pac's our hero Pac just can't be beat

The Pac is back!

(WHOOSHING)

Here, wormy wormy!

You delightful deployer of destruction und despair! (LAUGHS)

Come to Dr. B!

(GROWLS)

Oh! (EVIL LAUGHTER)

Now you are mine! (YELPS)

(SCREAMING)

(SCREAMING)

Who's ready for more turkey burgers?

(SLURPS)

Yum!

(BURPS)

How can we have more when we haven't had any yet?

Ha! That's my nephew. Can't blame him for having good taste.

Don't even think it.

(GASPS) Who turned out the lights?

(ALL GASP IN SHOCK)

SPHERIA: Well, bust my bunions! A space worm!

PAC: If it's a space worm, what's it doing not in space?

There's your answer.

Why, it's that doofus Dr. Heinie-Head.

If he thinks he can control a space worm, he's an even bigger quack than I thought!

(WHOOSHING)

(BEEPING)

Let's blast that worm outta here!

Not likely. That varmint's a living black hole.

Best thing to do is turn the worm in on itself.

Guess it's time to power up! And do some worm wrangling!

(BARKING)

(YELPING)

Ooh! Once again, your twin twit exercises his usual level of incompetence!

(SCREAMING)

(LAUGHS)

(SUSPENSEFUL MUSIC PLAYING)

We'll cover you, bro!

(ELECTRICITY CRACKLING)

(WHOOSHING)

Whoa! Never seen that before.

Where's Fuzbitz? Fuzbitz!

(YELPING)

On my way, Fuzbitz!

(YELPING)

I gotcha!

(WHOOSHING)

(SCREAMS)

But it's got me! (GRUNTS)

Uh-oh. And I'm out of berry power!

(SCREAMING)

(SPITS)

He's gone! The lemon louse is finally gone!

(LAUGHING)

Auf Wiedersehen, Pac-pest! (LAUGHS)

-Oh, what's gonna happen to him? -I'm afraid there's no telling.

He could be spit out anywhere, in any dimension in the universe!

Or end up being worm food.

(SCREAMING)

Gotta power up and get out of here!

(GRUNTS)

Oh, no!

(SCREAMING)

(SCREAMING)

(GRUNTING)

(GROANING)

Fuzbitz, I don't think we're in Pac World anymore.

Oh, great. Now how do we get back?

I'm afraid we may be stuck here forever! Wherever here is.

Oh! There's Cyli! Hey, Cyli!

Cyli!

Who are you calling Cyli?

Uh, y-you? That's your name.

Not! I'm Little Red Riding Helmet. Who are you?

Uh, Fuzbitz and Pac-Man? Pac for short.

Whoa, did you see that?

Instead of staring, you'd better do the same.

Hide before the Wicked Ghost of the Worst gets here!

(GASPS) Too late!

(EVIL LAUGHTER)

The Wicked Ghost of the Worst? Red Riding Helmet?

This has gotta be a dream.

(GASPS)

Ugh! Not a dream. (GRUNTS)

(EVIL LAUGHTER)

Whoa!

Back off, you no-good gobs of goo!

(SCREAMING)

(SLURPS)

I got 'em!

He ate my ghosts!

He ate those ghosts!

ALL: He ate ghosts?

So I ate some ghosts, no big.

(BURPS LOUDLY)

(CRYING AND WHIMPERING)

I'll get you, you and your little monster too!

(YELPS)

(EVIL LAUGHTER)

That's some fancy ghost fighting, stranger.

His name's Pac-Man.

Pleased to meet you, Pac-Man. They call me the Good Gal of the Best.

But you're Aunt... Never mind.

Don't know how you gobbled those goblins, but glad you did.

That Wicked Ghost of the Worst really is the worst.

Glad I could help! But where exactly are we?

Why, isn't it obvious?

This here's the Land of Odd!

(LAUGHS)

(LAUGHING)

Let's hear it for the ghost gobbler, Pac-Man!

(ALL CHEERING)

Thanks, but we really gotta get back to Pac World.

Sorry. No idea where that might be so I'm afraid I can't help you.

-(WHIMPERS) -Serious bummer.

Ooh! But there is someone who might be able to!

The one and only, awesome and mighty, Wizard of Odd!

(LAUGHS) Really? You mean I'm off to see a wizard?

I suppose you're going to tell me to follow a yellow road.

Well, not unless you're headed to the outhouse.

The Wizard lives in the maze in Odd City. Thataway!

I'd take you, but my bubble's a one-seater with a sticky clutch.

I can carry Fuzbitz, but unless you brought your flying carpet,

you're gonna have to walk.

So let me guess. You were on your way to Grandma's house when I ran into you?

-How'd you know? -Long story. Actually, short story.

But never mind.

Uh... Now which way?

(LAUGHING) I know! I know!

Oh, wait, I don't know.

Ah, forget him. He ain't got nothing up here.

Hey! Stop being so heartless.

I would if I could, but I can't, so I won't.

I know this story, too.

You've got no brain, you've got no heart, you have no...

(YELPS)

You have no courage.

And you?

(SIGHS) Can't hold a mirror to check my makeup.

(SIGHS)

How did he know that?

(BLABBERS)

The Wicked Ghost of the Worst put a spell on us!

So we can't hold onto the things we want the most.

I had a brain once, but it fell out! (CRYING)

I think...

I'm Pac-Man, and this is Fuzbitz and Red Riding Helmet.

We're on our way to see the Wizard, to find out if he knows how I can get home.

-Yeah? See you! -Goodbye and good luck!

Aren't you going to ask to come along to see if the Wizard can help you, too?

-Can we? -You mean it?

Is it Tuesday?

We're on our way to see the Wizard!

Why don't we all hold hands and sing as we merrily dance down the road?

(IMITATING) "Why don't we all hold..." That is the dumbest thing I've ever heard!

He really could use that brain.

(CHANTING)

(CHANTING)

Time to teach that goblin gobbler who's running the Land of Odd!

No more Mr. Nice Ghost!

When I'm done with him, they'll call me the Even Wickeder Ghost of the Worst!

(EVIL LAUGHTER)

ANCHOR: Last second of the quarter and the Trolls go for the score!

Okay, who changed the channel?

How much farther?

We probably would have been there by now if we didn't have to keep stopping

for vapor-for-brains over here.

(LAUGHING)

(IN A SING SONG VOICE) We're gonna see a lizard!

(LAUGHING)

Whee!

(GASPS)

A real gingerbread house!

(SLURPS)

Mmm.

Is there anything he doesn't eat?

(GRUNTING)

I haven't had a bite except ghosts since I got here!

Uh...

I eat a lot.

(MUFFLED SHOUTING)

(BURPS)

Ew! You just threw up Pantsel and Regrettable.

Ugh! Blech!

What happened to our house?

That lemon ball ate it!

Do you know what we went through to get that gingerbread house?

Pantsel and Regrettable? Yeah, I think I do.

Yeah, I had my own room made of frosting!

Whoa! Would it help if I said that was the best part?

Oh! Now what'll we do?

Come with us to see the Wizard of Odd! Maybe he can help you get a new house.

Uh, might as well.

(WHOOPS) I wonder if we can get one made of pizza this time?

Uh-oh. The Wicked Ghost of the Worst!

And a whole army of spooks!

(EVIL LAUGHTER)

And this time, I'm armed with enough slime balls to gag a maggot!

Or a lemon interloper!

Okay, that's a lot of slime even for me to stomach!

Take cover!

We can hide in our house!

Oh, wait, we can't. Some tourist ate it.

(SCREAMS)

What did you do to make Wicked so mad?

I ate some ghosts!

Whoa, dude, you really will eat anything.

They can run, but they can't hide!

(WHOOSHING)

That oversized vacuum cleaner's really making me mad!

Whoa! (SHOUTING)

Stop! I command you to stop! I am your master...

(SCREAMS)

-(THUNKS) -(ALL SCREAMING)

(EVIL LAUGHTER)

So long, Pacopolis!

Ooh! What?

It appears Pacopolis is not the only place affected by the worm.

Once again, my incompetent brother has created a major disaster.

(GRUNTS)

It's no use hiding, I know you're in there.

Fine! We'll sniff them out.

Send in Buttledee and Buttledum.

(SNIFFING)

BOTH: Fee fi fo fummy!

We smell something very funny!

(SNIFFING)

Brother Dee, I do believe the scent is coming from that direction.

Impeccable sniffing, Brother Dum! You are correct, as usual.

-After you. -Oh, no, after you.

(CHUCKLES) Together, then.

Watch out! Those apples are loaded.

BOTH: (SNIFFING) Hmm.

BOTH: (LAUGH) Found you, ghost eater!

Ghost eater? Not me. I'm, uh...

Goldiball! Yeah, that's it.

And I'm lost in the forest with the three ghosts.

Papa Ghost, Mama Ghost and Baby Ghost.

And Uncle Ghost.

He's visiting.

Brother Dee, I do believe this rascal is attempting to trick us!

Quite perceptive, Brother Dum.

I guess I can't fool you guys. So plan B!

Come on! We're almost to the Wizard's maze!

(BURPS AND SPITS)

(EXPLODES)

That Pac World must be one weird place.

Odd City, straight ahead!

Whoa!

Pac-tacular!

Glad you made it. The Wizard's waiting for ya.

Oh!

That's where the Wizard lives! The Maze of Odd.

Hold it!

The Cheshire Guards have to announce you.

(BEEPS)

Presenting the one and only, mighty and awesome Wizard!

Uh, call me Odd.

Sir, uh, Odd, do you know how I can get back to Pac World?

Well, of course I do! I'm the Wizard. (CHUCKLES)

I'm also old enough to remember

when people from your dimension used to visit us.

People from Pac World were here?

Oh, lots of them! Some even made up silly stories about us!

Ha! That explains it.

Okay. So, once you tell me how to get home,

do you think you could help my friends, too?

Well, that's a mighty tall order, lad, but-but I-I'll do my best.

-I'm gonna get a heart! -I'll stop breaking mirrors!

And I, oh, I don't know! (LAUGHS)

All right! Pizza house!

Yuck! Slime!

To get to Pac World, just take the cross-dimensional portal in the maze.

Oh, uh, y-you do know that mazes are connected by portals, yes?

Sure, mazes in Pac World are, but there's no portal to Odd.

Oh, it's there! You just haven't found it.

But take care you don't find the wrong portal,

or you could end up some place even odder than here!

Now, locate the center of the maze, and you'll find your portal home.

-Solving a maze? No problem. -(BLABBERING)

But you're gonna come back, right?

You're the only one who can eat spooks!

Without you, we're at the mercy of the Wicked Ghost of the Worst!

You know guys, there's a story.

Ugh! Better not be about Goldiball.

No, this one is even better. Listen up.

You let him get away? Well, don't just stare at me!

To Odd City! Let's fly, my uglies! Fly!

ALL: Bye! Bye-bye!

The Wicked Ghost of the Worst!

(GRUNTS) Time to lose that slime ball!

Don't let him get to the center!

(SUSPENSEFUL MUSIC PLAYING)

(GASPS) Wrong way!

Definitely wrong way!

(BURPS)

(GRUNTING)

Sorry, you've got to go. Permanently!

I'm eliminating the only defense the people of Odd have against me.

GOOD GAL OF THE BEST: Got a news flash for ya, Slimey!

You're all washed up.

Sure hope this works like it did on the Wicked Witch in the story Pac-Man told.

ALL: We're melting! Melting!

Water?

Wish that worked in my dimension.

Let's soak 'em!

(COMICAL MUSIC PLAYING)

(GRUNTING)

Back to Pac World?

Let's hope the Wizard of Odd was right!

(GRUNTING)

How about we call this a draw?

(SCREAMS)

(PLOPS)

(WHOOSHING)

(ALL SCREAMING)

(GRUNTING)

This stinks!

Grasping the obvious, sir.

(SCREAMS)

Pac is back!

(ALL SCREAMING)

(GRUNTS) Did I miss anything?

That Netherworld nitwit lost control of the worm!

We can still stop it if we can turn the worm in on itself!

Is that all?

Hope Grinder still has my emergency berry supply.

This one ought to do it.

Help! Save us from this traitorous worm!

Sure thing.

DR. BUTTOCKS: On second thought...

(GULPS)

(INHALES DEEPLY)

(BURPS LOUDLY)

Well done, Pac, my boy!

Uh-oh.

(GRUNTS)

Way to go, bro!

I knew you could do it!

What happened in the worm?

How did you get back?

I came through a portal in the... Oh no.

It happened so fast, I didn't see where I came out!

-How am I ever gonna get back? -(WHIMPERS)

Back where?

It's, uh, a long story.

I just hope all those eyeballs didn't go to where I was.

Not likely. Space worms are always moving. There's no telling where they'll end up.

Oh, I hope that behind-for-brains ends up on the far side of the universe!

(SCREAMING)