Original subtitles

(PUPPIES BARKING)

Ah! Just as I suspected.

Spring fever is in the air and love is blooming.

(CHUCKLES)

My sweet Spheria.

Look out! Pac express coming through!

(GULPS)

-Mwah! -(LAUGHS)

Seems like there's somebody out there for everybody.

(BEEPING)

Oh, dear! Except, it appears, for my right hand middleman, Grinder.

My boy, are you telling me you're lonely?

(SINGING) The Pac is back

Ghosts chomping at his feet

Pac's our hero Pac just can't be beat, yeah

Pac-Man yellow, Pac extreme He's a chowing-down machine

Ghosts, monsters, ghouls And only one can stop them

Pac-Man rules

The Pac is back

Ghosts chomping at his feet

Pac's our hero Pac just can't be beat

The Pac is back!

Got any sevens, Spiral?

Sorry, Cyli. Go Fish.

PAC: You know, guys, I'm starting to feel like a fish in a barrel.

Hey, I was winning!

Sorry, but I got to get out of this sardine can.

Do you think I lost her?

For a minute, maybe.

But face it, Pinky's pretty persistent, Pac.

You can't hide down here forever, Pac-Meister,

you irresistible heartbreaker.

(BEEPING)

What's that, Grinder?

You want me to construct a mechanical mate for you to soothe your lonely heart?

(BEEPING)

Very well.

As soon as I finish my new Pointy Head invasion defense system

and upgrade the equipment for the Presidential peacekeepers,

oh, and fix that darn coffeemaker,

I'll be happy to build you an automated suitor.

(CHUCKLES) Get back to me in, oh, say, three months.

Uh-oh! I've been made!

There's my Pacums!

You can't escape me, Pacums.

I've got the fever, and you are the cure.

Don't give up, Grinder.

Pinky sure doesn't.

It reminds me, I think I'll pick up some flowers for Spheria.

(CHUCKLES)

I guess maybe I've got a touch of the fever, too.

(LASERS FIRING)

DR. BUTTOCKS: Ooh! (LAUGHS)

It would appear that robotic Romeo

tried to make a metal mate und failed, eh?

(SNICKERING)

Well.

I'll use the love nut's love against him!

Und then his new automated mama

will be my key to Sir C's secrets.

(GRUNTING)

She weighs a ton!

I detest physical labor.

I've waited long enough for you to make the first move, my luscious lemon drop.

But Spring is here, so now I'm making my move!

I guess I better make my move even faster!

Whoa!

(LAUGHS)

Where that robot had failed, I shall succeed!

Using my scientific know-how,

I, the diabolical Dr. Buttocks, will bring this Grindette to life!

(LIGHTNING CRACKLING)

Oh! (CHUCKLES)

Yeah, yeah, she's alive. She's alive!

Und with this control dial, she's also mine to command.

You will infiltrate Sir C's laboratory,

steal his secrets,

und then destroy everything and everyone there.

Like a good, evil robot, won't you?

-(MUNCHING) -(BEEPING)

(SCREAMS)

I recognize that metal menace.

It's one of Sir C's monstrous automatons.

And I'm sure that Pac-pest and his pernicious pals are close behind.

Sorry, there's only space in my Pac-Man and ectoplasm-proof safe room for me!

Except I'm not sorry.

And there's plenty of room!

(LAUGHS) Well, that's a bonus I hadn't anticipated.

I'll just take care of things here until the threat is eliminated.

You stay safe in your wretched little spider hole

und be sure to conserve your canned goods and toilet paper.

And you, my little tin vixen,

work your wiles on Grinder's foolish heart

until he's so over-the-wheels in love with you,

that he'll whisper all of Sir C's secrets into your artificial ears!

(EVIL LAUGHTER)

Und once he's told you everything,

be prepared for a messy breakup.

(ENTHUSIASTIC BEEPING)

-I got you! -(GRUNTS)

Hey, this net tastes pretty good.

I got mint flavor, especially for you.

Well, aren't you a lovely couple?

Congratulations, Grinder, and I assume, Grindette?

(CHUCKLES)

I didn't think the metal fellow had it in him to build something so complicated.

(SNIFFING)

(BARKING)

Whoa, Fuzbitz, lower your hackles, you adorable monster.

No need to be jealous of this new addition to our little family, Fuzbitz.

There we go. Just until you calm down.

(BEEPING)

(SIGHS) I sure wish Pinky would chill out so I can stop having to hide.

(CHUCKLES) Well, at least it's an opportunity to floss.

Grinder, did you do something to your hair?

No, Pac my boy, this is Grindette.

Grinder's new girlfriend.

(PAC SCREAMING)

(SCREAMING)

(SOBBING)

(LAUGHING)

My plan is working perfectly.

The tin nincompoop has completely fallen under the spell of the metal temptress.

BETRAYUS: Is it safe to come out yet?

No! It is still extremely dangerous!

Is everything okay?

We heard reports about a pair of crazy robots

scaring the pants off the populace and...

-Oh! I get it. -Grinder.

Dude. Really?

Looks like those two are totally in love.

(SNORING)

(ALARM BLARING)

(SIGHS) This is the afterlife.

BETRAYUS: Is it safe to come out yet?

It is still very, very dangerous out here, my quivering king!

Buttocks, you better not be bamboozling me.

(DOORS OPENING)

(SCREAMS)

As you can see, that horrible robot is lurking about,

und I'm sure its awful associates are right behind.

BETRAYUS: Perhaps I'll remain in hiding for another century or so.

Huh?

I can't have you getting soft-hearted, my mechanical mischief-maker.

Let's just crank up the evil a notch or two.

Not too much, or you'll just become a rampaging berserker-bot

und we're saving that for dessert.

Pineapple Tank, Pointy Head defense system, coffeemaker...

This is all well and good, but these are mostly secrets I've already stolen.

What I want is the classified location of the Tree Of Life.

That is the key to everything!

Ugh! I know it's hidden und encrypted.

Why do you think I brought you to life?

So you can make that pathetic, love-struck tin man happy?

Well, while he's at it, make him give you all the passwords

to the hidden files for the Tree Of Life and the repository, too!

Now, shoo! Shoo, shoo, shoo!

Now, don't come back without the data.

BETRAYUS: Are they gone yet?

(YELLING) No!

Fan me harder. I am suddenly livid with anger!

Whoa!

Keep running, my lemon love-bunny.

They say the thrill is in the chase.

Well then a Super-speed Berry is gonna make this chase thrilling times a million.

Oh, you're so adorable.

Fast as you are, you still have to go around obstacles.

While I have the advantage...

Ahooga! No fair!

Of ectoplasmic intangibility.

All is fair in love and war, Pacums.

And this is starting to feel like both!

(GRUNTS) Pinky's sticking to my tail like glue.

Ooh! Great idea. Be right back!

-Take your time. -I'm back!

I'm gone!

Whoa! (GROANS)

Ha!

Super Stickum.

Never leave the Netherworld without it.

Huh?

How did you... That doesn't make any...

No fair!

All's fair in love and whatever.

See you, Pinky!

(GRUNTS)

Oh, Grinder my boy, I see you popped the question.

(CHUCKLES) I didn't think you had it in you.

Oh, speaking of popped...

-Whoa! -(THUDS)

I gotta work on that landing.

(EVIL LAUGHTER)

My plan is working perfectly.

-(GRUNTS) -(SIGHS)

Rough night, buddy?

(YAWNS)

Totally.

Pinky's been chasing me all over town.

And I'm as beat as a bongo at a hipster hootenanny.

Sorry to hear that, Pacster, 'cause it's time to get up!

(GROANS)

(CAMERA SHUTTER CLICKS)

(ALARM BLARING)

(KEYBOARD CLACKING)

Oh, Grinder, if you're done with your selfies,

could you come outside and help me gas up the Pineapple Tank?

It's been pretty quiet, ghost-wise,

and the little hairs inside my nose are telling me something's brewing.

(SCOFFS) Lucky I've been monitoring you.

Cranking up the evil.

(GROWLING)

(LAUGHS) Can't gas up the tank without the gas can.

I'm certainly getting forgetful in my golden years.

Grindette, what are you...

Grinder, something here stinks like yesterday's fish burgers.

Grab Grindette until we get to the bottom of this suspicious situation.

(GRUNTS)

-(BELL RINGING) -(YAWNS)

Man, staying awake was torture.

-But now I can finally get a nap. -(WATCH BEEPS)

No time for naps, lad. We have an emergency.

(SIGHS) What's up, Sir C?

We've got a renegade robot that's been stealing state secrets,

and I've got little doubt about who's behind it.

It's Dr. Buttocks who's behind it, in case you're unclear.

Got it! Not good. On our way, Sir C!

I'll meet you at the maze, my boy.

Grinder appears too heartbroken to move at the moment,

so I'll be going solo.

No need for the heavy artillery, Sir C.

I got this covered.

(LASERS FIRING)

(GRUNTS)

On second thought, heavy artillery might not be a bad idea!

(GRUNTS)

One serving of Powerhouse Pineapples coming right up.

Ooh, that is one tough cookie.

I don't believe we have the firepower needed to subdue her.

Guys, they never ever think that maybe talking could work better than firepower?

How 'bout it, girlfriend?

Ready for a little heart-to-heart?

(CHUCKLES)

Whoa!

Got you, Cyli.

Okay, so talking didn't work.

Sounds like a perfect time to bring out the big, hairy ape in me.

Stand back, guys.

I'm about to go bananas!

(GROWLS)

That's right, you stainless steel spy.

My big buddy's not monkeying around.

(GRUNTING)

Well done, my boy.

Hold her tin tushy tight till I can produce the proper restraints.

Stay away from him, you robo-homewrecker!

That handsome hunk of monkey is mine!

Pinky, no!

You're gonna ruin everything!

-(GRUNTS) -(GASPS)

Oops!

And I called it.

(GROWLING)

-Pacums. You wouldn't! -He would.

(CHEWING)

(SWALLOWING)

(BURPS)

Um...

I didn't just gobble Pinky, did I?

(CHUCKLES) Yep. And you belched out her eyeballs.

(GIGGLES)

We've got to follow that renegade robot to the Netherworld

and stop her before she can download that data into Buttocks's computer!

Uh, tell me again why we're all hanging out here.

Because a victory this big

needs a proper audience before which to gloat.

(LAUGHS)

Your audience is getting smaller by the second.

-(GOBBLING) -(SCREAMING)

You wouldn't dare gobble me a second time, you big heartbreaker.

Besides, I am so over you.

For now, anyway.

(LAUGHING)

It's over, you incompetents.

You don't have the power to defeat my robotic thrall.

(LASERS FIRING)

(GRUNTS)

(ALL GRUNTING)

(ALL GASPING)

Und in another instant, she will download the secret location of the tree

und the repository into my database!

She's too well-built to withstand our power.

But is she strong enough to withstand the power of love?

Grinder, my lad, I believe it's your turn to save the day.

Yes!

-No! -Ha!

(GRUNTS)

(GROANS)

Love conquers all.

But sometimes it can use a little help when it's time to stomp the bad guys.

And I'm happy to give love a hand.

-Oh yeah. -Let's do it.

(BREATH TREMBLING)

BETRAYUS: It must be safe to come out by now.

Yes, by all means, come out!

Finally.

-Define safe? -(LAUGHS)

This is the part that I love.

All this chasing around has got me starving.

(SCREAMS)