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Cyli's got her game on!

She dribbles right! She fakes left!

Then it's a hovering, behind-her-back,

over-the-shoulder,

bank shot off the wall,

and it's good!

You're up, Skeebo.

Now watch this!

My moves are gonna smoke that lame-o lemon ball.

Did you say...

"Ball"?

Pac's on the ball... Is the ball...

Ate the ball?

Not sure what kind of shot you'd call that,

but it's good!

Huh? What? No fair!

I wasn't warmed up!

The sun was in my eyes!

And slobbery tongue shots shouldn't count!

Please, got any other excuses, Skeebo?

Ghost!

Right. A ghost helped Pac.

No! Ghost!

Perfect timing, 'cause I'm ready for a big, tasty ghost,

slimy side up!

Okay, a small, tasty ghost.

Okay. That is so no ordinary ghost.

The Pac is back

Ghosts chomping at his feet

Pac's our hero Pac just can't be beat, yeah

Pac-Man yellow, Pac extreme He's a chowing-down machine

Ghosts, monsters, ghouls And only one can stop them

Pac-Man rules

The Pac is back

Ghosts chomping at his feet

Pac's our hero Pac just can't be beat

The Pac is back!

I am Master Goo.

Why don't I just call you what you're gonna be?

Lunch!

Lord Betrayus sent me to...

Kick your proverbial posterior!

Like the ant who tries to stop the rain,

you are powerless against

Pac Fu!

Ant? Rain? Pac Fu?

What's he talking about?

Observe.

That's it, time to get serious!

I've never seen moves like that.

Except maybe in a Jackie Pac flick.

Total yuck!

Time to fight fire with fire,

or Pac Fu with Kung Fu Pac Berry Power!

No!

Great, now I'm even out of Power Berries.

In that case, there is no longer anything here worth fighting for.

But we shall meet again.

For now, this Pac Fu master

has let the hot air out of the lemon ball.

Say what?

Just a guess, but I think he meant he left you flat.

This is my favorite part!

Too bad the big glutton ate all his berries

before you kicked his proverbial butt!

Dr. Heinie-Head here assures me that, with just one berry,

we will be able to grow our own Tree Of Life!

No worries, as you can see,

the Yellow Orb is like the soft snow against the burning sun.

He is no match for me,

the ultimate master of...

Pac Fu!

Why didn't he just say so?

Who cares, Your Evilness?

It is Pac Fu that is no match for

my new, improved destructor cannon!

Take heart, brother.

I'm sure you'll make another.

Which will be just as useless.

Will you twin twits knock it off?

It's time to Pac Fu that Pac-pain's posterior

right out of Pac World!

I'm telling you, this Master Goo guy had some totally wicked moves!

He called it Pac Fu.

Great goops of goo!

You've heard of Pac Fu?

I should say so.

Because I have, but I haven't heard tell of it for many years.

What is it?

An ancient and mystical martial art.

Pac Fu combined mental and physical disciplines,

and those that mastered it were said to be enlightened.

Like all true and pure martial arts,

Pac Fu was meant only to be used to defend against evil and aggression.

Pac Fu masters were the protectors of peace.

But during the Great War, one of the Pac Fu masters

discovered the sinister Nether-side of Pac Fu.

The other Pac Fu masters rallied against him.

So what happened?

No one knows, because all the Pac Fu masters,

including Pac's parents,

vanished.

My parents were Pac Fu masters?

Yes, indeedy!

Both of your parents achieved the highest ranking

in Pac Fu, extra-dark black belts.

Come to think of it, those might have been just to hold up their pants.

What do you want to bet this Goo is the ghost of the master

that turned to the Nether-side?

Ninja ghosts!

I should have done this years ago!

You are like the weeds trying to invade the rose garden.

-What? -You are doing it all wrong.

Observe the master!

I see.

It's more like this.

I'll get you and that Goo!

Excellent!

Come join us, Blinky!

Not me.

I don't care if Betrayus dips me in dragon droppings, I'm not doing it.

Don't you like Pac Fu?

I do, and that's the problem.

They're training us so we can attack Pac World.

That goes against the entire code of Pac Fu!

Relax, Blinky!

My Pacums can beat any ghost, no prob.

Not a Pac Fu master!

Especially one using the power of the Nether-side.

And with an entire Pac Fu army,

you can say bye-bye to Pacopolis

and your beloved Pac-Man.

So, how long until my ninja army is ready to wipe out Pac World?

The bird leaves the nest only when it can flap fast.

Great. That tells me nothing.

Pacums being slimed!

I can't watch!

Yeah, it's not pretty seeing Pac Fu being misused this way.

I suppose we better hurry and warn young Pac of his impending doom.

Well, if he can do it, there's nothing to this Pac Fu!

Prepare to have your backside kicked, Butt-ler!

Yeah!

A thousand pardons, Your Sliminess.

Shall we try again?

I'm good.

And they're all gonna come Pac Fu-ing for you.

The Pac's not so bad, but the Fu?

Thanks for the heads-up, guys, but we're already on it.

My Kung Fu berry failed because I didn't know the right training.

So we're gonna learn Pac Fu.

Impossible!

No one in Pac World knows how to do it.

No person in Pac World.

I've programmed Grinder with all that's known about it.

Well, when you put an ancient program into a bucket of bolts,

you take what you can get.

Actually, I think Grinder did good.

He taught me the fighting style of the Pac-mantis.

Pac-mantis, huh?

That's a real good technique,

if you like getting booted in the backside!

That's why I've been studying the fighting style of the Pac-aconda!

Nice, but if you're gonna do that,

watch out for this!

Pac-topotamus has to work!

Blinky, since when do you know so much about Pac Fu?

Before I became a ghost, I was a Pac Fu master.

Get outta town!

How come you didn't tell us?

That's part of the code of Pac Fu.

Humility.

-You? -Humble?

Yeah, want to make something of it?

-Nope. -Never.

All this time, the stuff I pulled, and you could've...

Relax, Inky. I'd never use it on you.

Pac Fu is only to be used for good.

That's sure not what Master Goo's doing.

Master Goo.

I knew him back when his name was Goober.

Blinky, why don't you train us?

No. Don't make me.

Okay.

That was awesome, Blinky!

So will you train us, huh, will you?

Well, Grinder's certainly in no shape to do it.

I don't know, Pac Fu takes a lot of dedication and hard work.

You think you're up to it?

For the good of Pac World, I'll work as hard as it takes.

-Me, too. -I'm in.

Well, all right.

But if we're gonna do it right,

we'll need to get away from all distractions,

to a place of complete solitude.

First, you must learn to discipline your mind.

Cleanse yourself of all outer thoughts.

Look only within.

Inky's peeking!

How would you know, Pinky?

As I was saying, look only within.

To find the balance in all things, first you must find your center.

You must find your center.

I thought I did, then it rolled me away.

Kick! Block!

Inky's peeking again!

Takes one to know one!

Come on, Pac, get that leg up!

Higher! Higher!

Being round comes with its challenges.

No kidding.

But my parents were round, and somehow they became Pac Fu masters.

Probably because, in Pac Fu, we learn

it's best not to resist what you can't change.

So you'll have to find a way to use your roundness.

How do I do that?

Beats me.

I never trained a beach ball before.

Time to do that Pac Fu that you do so well!

Mr. President, ninja ghosts are...

Well?

As promised, my Pac Fu ninjas have fulfilled their destiny.

Pacopolis is ours.

Hello, slimy citizens!

This is your new leader, Lord Betrayus.

You're now under ghost rule,

aka my rule.

Anyone who doesn't like it

can lump it!

Gross!

We're not gonna eat this slop!

We demand our turkey burgers!

My compliments to the chef.

So where's the Pac-Brat?

Like a bruised flower petal in the wind,

the perfectly round one has fluttered away.

Translation, he appears to have fled.

Excellent, now there's no one to stop us from

searching for the repository and the Tree of Life!

So what are you floating around for?

Find them!

Hey, I'm really starting to get the hang of this Pac Fu flinging thing.

Me too!

Me three!

Not bad, but don't get too cocky.

Remember, humility.

Make that humiliation.

Poor Pac-a-boo still has problems.

No kidding.

I know I said you need to find a way to use your roundness,

but I don't think that's it.

Hello? Hello? Anybody there?

Sir C, what's going on?

That Master Goo fellow is here with a whole ninja army.

They've taken over Pacopolis, and they...

Time to get back!

But our young hero definitely has not mastered the art of Pac Fu yet.

So we'll have to skip to the last lesson.

The key to it all...

Here we go.

"Believe in yourself."

That's it? "Believe in yourself"?

Yes. Anything is possible if you believe.

Believe in yourself!

Find your center! Use your roundness!

Pac Fu sure has a lot of rules.

Tell me about it. At level four, there's math.

It looks like a slime sewer blew.

-There he is! Pac-Man! -Get him!

Okay, this is it.

Just remember our training.

Right, and we'll Pac Fu those ninja ghosts in no time!

And then those.

And maybe those.

Nothing in the Pac Fu rules that says I can't fly.

Who taught those pests Pac Fu?

The round one is a mere seedling in the forest of...

Enough with the schmaltzy spiel, stop him!

I need a better slug cam view of the battle!

What are you four ecto-slackers doing?

We're reinforcements?

Get in there and Pac Fu pop that lemon bubble!

Let's see if I can remember what the Goo guy taught us.

They were on our side, you fool!

My bad.

You got it all wrong, Blinky, it goes like this.

Well, guess Master Goo isn't a very good teacher.

Forget it.

Okay!

So sorry.

That's the last of the ninja ghosts!

All but the master!

I see you have been studying the ways of Pac Fu.

But as with the monkey who eats a sour berry,

this will not end well.

For you, maybe.

I can eat anything.

Impressive.

His appetite usually is.

But not impressive enough.

Use your roundness, young master.

What?

I said, use your roundness, you big tennis ball!

Okay, one big ball coming up!

Stand still! Stop fooling around!

This is not proper Pac Fu fighting!

He can't hold on to Pac!

Right, he's finally using his roundness!

Yeah! It's like Pac Fu meets Pac-ketball!

That Goo-oon can't fight a ball?

Why didn't anybody tell me this?

Evil never wins.

Is that another ancient Pac Fu saying?

No, just something I read in a fortune cookie.

Thanks, Blinky, we owe you big.

Yeah, you're a real hero, Blinky.

Forget it, humility, remember?

Plus, nowadays I got a bad ghost reputation to keep up.

Blinky was right.

If you believe in yourself, there's nothing you can't do.

Well, except maybe clean up this huge mess!

Nothing to it.

What'd I tell you? Piece of slime!

Just gotta believe in...

Pac power!

Let me just say that, like a bowling ball falling from the blue,

I hope this hurts!

At least Pac Fu's good for something!