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Big ones, small ones, green ones, blue ones...

There's a gazillion planets out there, Sir C.

How am I ever gonna find the pointy one?

Well, just keep searching, Pac, my boy.

You'll find it one of these days.

Fuzbitz! That's not your lunch!

"One of these days" isn't soon enough.

I'm sure my parents are on the Pointy Heads' planet.

That's what their leader, Apex, said...

Hey, Pac, get your head out of the stars, it's time to go!

Sure, Cyli, right after I check out the Thrumpo star system.

Hey, let go, you loony monster!

Aren't you forgetting something?

Oh, yeah, right!

There's also the Gozar Galaxy...

I meant my birthday!

Come on, Pac, we got a cake.

Big enough that you might even let us have a piece this year!

Go on ahead. I'll catch up with you.

He's passing up food. This is serious.

Okay, Pac, we'll check on you later.

Ever since Sir C amped up his telescope,

Pac has been lost in space.

I know finding his parents is super-important, but...

I just wanted us all to celebrate my birthday together.

That'll teach you to mess with an old Freedom Fighter!

Which reminds me,

I'm late for a date with your Aunt Spheria.

Pac, can you feed Fuzbitz?

And don't go off into space without letting me know first.

Gotta stay awake.

Gotta keep looking...

Pointy Heads! We're being invaded!

Sir C?

No time to warn him!

Sorry, Fuzbitz, this is my chance!

Time for a little target practice!

This new Pac-power-transformer is seriously coolio!

They're turning tail.

Now I just follow them home, and I can finally find my parents!

No! A space worm!

The Pac is back

Ghosts chomping at his feet

Pac's our hero Pac just can't be beat, yeah

Pac-Man yellow, Pac extreme He's a chowing-down machine

Ghosts, monsters, ghouls And only one can stop them

Pac-Man rules

The Pac is back

Ghosts chomping at his feet

Pac's our hero Pac just can't be beat

The Pac is back!

It's getting tight in here.

Thrusters full throttle, or I'm lemonade!

I was so close to finding my parents.

But at least I'll make it in time for Cyli's party.

Look at all the customers...

Must be a really Pac-a-licious special going down.

I'll ask this old guy what the deal is.

Excuse me, sir...

Stand back!

I've got a cane, and I know how to use it!

My aching back!

Not the knees, too...

You know, you look a lot like...

-Pac? -Spiral?

Is it really you, Pacster?

Yeah, but what happened to you? You're...

Old. Yeah, I know.

But you don't look a day older than

the last time I saw you, some 70 years ago.

Pacster! I missed you so much!

Seventy years? But that's nuts!

I just saw you this morning.

Not hardly.

You took off in the lemon rocket on Cyli's birthday way back when,

and we never saw our pal, Pac, again.

The time-jumping space worm!

It must have taken me into the future!

Ghosts!

We can't let them see us.

Hello, my name is Pinky, and I'll be your ghost-tress today!

Would you like that with mild or spicy slimy sauce?

Or old-fashioned ooey-gooey slimy sauce?

What's going on, Spiral? Why do all the customers look so weird?

You would too if you ate a Betrayus Burger with secret slime sauce.

One bite, and you're a zombie!

Betrayus Burgers? Zombies? I missed a lot.

Look! Here comes Cyli with lunch.

She's a ghost?

Nah, she just pretends to be one so she can sneak food from the kitchen

before they put on the zombie-making sauce.

That's how we've managed to stay normal.

Un-possessed Intruder Alert!

It's that silly old fool again.

Take this, you ghastly ghouls!

That'll teach ya not to mess with Granny!

Now, where's that old geezer when I need him?

He's in trouble!

Don't worry, Spiral, old friend! I'll save you from that yellow zombie!

Yellow...

He's not a zombie, Cyli.

It's Pac! He's back!

Spry as ever!

Pac, is it?

Cyli, what was that for?

For flying off into space and deserting Pac World!

And that's for not showing up at my birthday party!

And that's for all the rest of the things I'm mad at you for,

but I'm too old to remember.

Take cover!

Ghost attack.

All right! It's munch time!

My Pacums came back! I knew he would.

The cutie sure aged well!

That's it? I'm still super-hungry!

Well, you can't eat zombified Pac police so let's blow this specter stand!

Run... Hobble for it!

If they catch us, they'll turn us all into zombies!

Betrayus has taken over Pac World?

It can't be true!

Sure as shootin' he has.

And no thanks to you, ya young Pac-ersnapper!

My favorite, fruit pies.

Sorry, couldn't help it.

I haven't eaten food in...

Seventy-some years?

There's ghost slime in all the food in Pac World.

You eat anything, and...

You're an obedient zombie.

It's Buttocks' grand experiment.

Believe it or not, one that finally worked.

Not the awesome healthy yogurt, too.

Bummer, all my favorite haunts are haunted!

This is Pac-rageous!

Luckily, we realized what was happening

and didn't fall for Betrayus' sneaky scheme.

Come one, come all,

and celebrate the 70th anniversary of your glorious ruler,

Emperor Betrayus the Only!

What happened to President Spheros?

No one knows for sure,

but we think Betrayus locked his brother up

somewhere in the Round House.

Well, it's time to send that slimy creep packin'!

Hey, wait for us!

Wait up, Pac!

My possessed Pac Worlders,

am I not the most beloved and benevolent ruler

in this world and below?

Wrong cue card, you dim-witted ditz!

Sorry, my bad.

Go back to the Netherworld where you belong,

you gelatinous glob of ghost slime!

What was that he said?

He said,

"Go back to the Netherworld where you belong,

"you gelatinous glob of ghost slime!"

What?

-He said... -I said...

No one has insulted me like that

since the Pac-pain disappeared all those years ago.

You don't think?

Nah, couldn't be...

If there are any "un-possessed" among you,

do your duty and rat on your fellow citizens!

I am possessed!

Seriously lousy zombie impersonation.

Get him!

Looks like it's over for us, old friend.

Not while I've still got Pac-power!

Did you see him? Was it really him?

No idea!

I don't get it. Betrayus is still a ghost.

Why didn't he get his body back from the repository?

And what about the Tree of Life?

Sir C took care of all that.

Sir C? He's still here?

Sir C?

Is that you, Cylindria? Spiral?

Have you brought lunch?

All this experimenting is working up an appetite.

We brought you something even better.

Well, now, you look just like that young fellow who loved to eat!

That's me, Sir C! The Pac is back!

Pac, is it?

That's for going off into space without telling me first.

And that's for leaving without feeding Fuz-what's-his-butz!

Don't mind him.

Poor fellow ate a Betrayus Burger and got possessed.

I was about to test my latest antidote on Fuzz-bucket here.

Or is it the lemon smoothie I made for breakfast?

One way to find out.

Dig in, Fuz-wuz!

It'll make you better and the rest of Pac World too.

Or not!

Well, back to the drawing board.

If I can remember where I put the darn thing.

I can't wait for your formula, Sir C.

I've got to capture Betrayus and send him back to the Netherworld.

Very good. Excellent plan.

As long as you don't eat anything.

Say what? Not eat? Not possible!

Hey, wait, what about lunch, Cyli?

You don't want to turn out like Fuz-guts, do you?

Okay, no food until it's safe.

I'll just have to work super-fast!

What do you mean you have to work fast, you insolent smarty-Pac?

We're a team, remember?

Right, sure thing!

You guys are coming, too,

just like the good old, younger days.

Follow me on a tour of the Betrayus Round House.

Never thought I'd have to pay to get in here.

Check it out! The air tubes are my ticket into the Ovoid Office.

I'll just drop in on Betrayus for a little surprise visit!

Right, and, you two...

Watch for ghosts and zombies.

Don't move! Slug cam!

I sure hope I got it in time!

Too late.

It's Pac-Man!

How wonderful!

I mean, how terrible!

Come on, you have to admit,

it has been dull as dirt since he disappeared.

Pac, you old pain, is it really you?

I missed you all these years.

No one to battle. No one to sling nasty insults at.

You puny, pint-sized lemon shrimp!

Would love to stay and trade insults, ya sniveling slime slopper,

but I gotta run!

One good slime deserves another!

President Spheros?

No, President Spheros is...

A mindless zombie who serves my every whim!

And if you don't want anything worse to happen to my empty-headed sibling,

you'd better hand over your berry dispenser

and surrender now!

It was all your fault that I rule Pac World and it still is!

With all your Power Berries confiscated, you'll be helpless,

and starving for some delicious zombie-making Betrayus Burgers!

Not a chance! My willpower is bigger than my appetite!

Most of the time.

That felt good.

If Pac gives in, then all will be lost forever!

I won't give in!

I'll never give in!

That should do it!

It's hopeless.

Sooner or later, I've gotta eat.

I guess this is what I get for not being there

when Pac World and my friends needed me.

Let's see, what would I want for my last meal?

We can't just sit here like a couple of old potted plants

when Pac needs us.

Are you thinking what I'm thinking?

That I forgot to take my anti-gas formula?

No, but really sorry to hear that.

I was thinking we still got it.

So let's get 'em!

Kung Fu Granny is ready for action!

Seniors rule!

Once and for all, that lemon loser is mine!

Isn't that right, Butt-ler?

For the 100th time,

yes, O Paranoid One!

He couldn't possibly escape now that I have his Power Berries.

Not a snowball's chance in the Netherworld, sir.

Your ghoul-lash, Lord Betrayus.

Excuse me.

My back.

No snacking!

Now both of you, out, out, out!

Did you get them?

Almost.

I was about to grab 'em when my back froze up on me.

Looking for these?

Pac is as dreamy as ever!

But you have to get them to Pac.

If I get caught helping you,

Betrayus will send me to the Netherworld lava mines!

Send Pacums my love!

Well, down the Pac-hatch.

Come on, you old coot!

You gotta move it or lose it!

Okay, but quit poking me with that thing!

Cyli? Spiral?

Is that you?

You guys came back for me!

You're the best of the best.

And here's something even better!

Catch!

All right!

We're gonna save Pac World

'cause I've got something even more powerful than Power Berries on my side.

And that's friends!

'Bout time you learned that one, sonny boy!

Time to roll with the punches!

This is Sir C calling, come in, Pac, m'boy!

I have fabulous news!

What is it, Sir C?

I haven't the foggiest.

Your formula worked!

Why, yes, I think that's why I called,

unless it was to tell you to feed what's-his-fuzz.

That's great news, Sir C,

but how do we get your antidote to all the Pac-people?

I know how! I just need the lemon rocket!

I'll meet you guys back at the lab.

All righty.

The lemon rocket is loaded with the antidote and ready to go!

Though where it's going seems to have slipped my mind.

To save Pac World, find that wormhole,

and go back to my own time so I can stop any of this from ever happening.

Aren't you forgetting something?

Yeah, right! And then I can eat whatever I want!

And grow old with my two best friends.

That's more like it, buster.

Are you okay, Pac?

Sure, fine, just feeling a little light-headed.

Probably 'cause I'm mega-hungry.

Yes, your Supreme Emperor Lord Betrayus has captured the elusive Pac-Man,

who will soon be the Pac-Zombie!

Don't celebrate too soon, ya big hothead!

It's de-slime time!

I'm feeling a little green around the gills.

Like I'm fading.

-What's going on? -I feel free!

-What's happening? -I feel pretty!

No! This can't be happening!

Here we go again.

-What are you doing here? -We want President Spheros!

-You're not our leader! -Bring Spheros back!

Time for my tongue twister!

The taste of evil got even sourer.

By the time they get back to the regeneration chamber,

the real Prez will be back in power!

Home sweet home, here I come!

Okay, seriously odd.

That was totally paranormal.

The space worm!

I'll be back in time for dinner!

No!

Wait! Come back!

It can't end like this!

Pac? Pac!

I have to go home! No place like it...

Gotta get home!

Pac! Wake up!

Yeah, dude, we brought you back a delicious turkey burger.

Cyli? Spiral?

I made it back!

Made it back from where, Pac?

From the future.

You see, after the alien invasion,

I got gobbled up by a giant space worm, and it spit me 70 years into the future,

where Betrayus Burgers turned all of Pac World

into zombies, except you guys were old and...

Sounds like a really cheesy flick, bro.

More like a bad dream.

I guess you're right, Cyli.

It was just a nightmare.

But it wasn't all bad.

Thanks!

'Cause now I know how much my best friends mean to me.

Happy birthday!

And I promise never again to forget to feed Fuzbitz.

Such a good monster!

What's with him anyway?

Nothing a big hunk of birthday cake won't cure.

Real food? What are we waiting for?