Original subtitles

These new amped-up hoverboards Sir C made us

are beyond awesome.

Yeah!

Hey, watch...

Better watch where you're going, lemon loser,

or you might get bumped!

Hurry, hurry, hurry,

to the one and only Dingaling Brothers' Carnival!

Don't miss the exciting games!

Spectacular attractions!

Thrilling rides!

And the most sensational of them all,

the whirling, twirling Pac-topus!

I am so in.

He had me at "hurry, hurry!"

I could spend the whole day riding the Pac-topus.

Help! Ghosts!

Bro, for you to spend a whole day anywhere,

you'd have to give up eating ghosts.

Not gonna happen. Time for a Pac-Attack-Snack!

Come to Pac-A!

That hit the spot.

See? I'm so fast,

I'll have plenty of time to eat ghosts and...

-Pac-Man? -It's the President!

I need you at the Ovoid Office, ASAP!

Yeah, you're gonna have lots of free time.

The Pac is back

Ghosts chomping at his feet

Pac's our hero Pac just can't be beat, yeah

Pac-man yellow, Pac extreme He's a chowing-down machine

Ghosts, monsters, ghouls And only one can stop them

Pac-man rules

The Pac is back

Ghosts chomping at his feet

Pac's our hero Pac just can't be beat

The Pac is back!

Got here as fast as we could, President Spheros!

Stomach's all clear! Bring on the ghosts!

Sorry, Pac, this isn't an ecto-emergency.

I called you because I need you

to be the keeper of this golden key.

Are you sure about this, sir?

No offense, but Pac isn't exactly what you'd call "responsible."

Hey! I'm responsible for keeping ghosts out of Pac World!

Sure, but how about remembering your homework?

Babysitting my Pac-fish?

Watering your house plant?

Yeah, okay.

But I don't have to feed or water a key!

That key! Must have that key!

But Your Evilness doesn't even know what it unlocks.

It could be the key to your brother's sock drawer.

I don't care! If my sycophant sibling

is entrusting it to that lemon lummox,

it must be extremely important.

In that case, I shall get it!

This will be the perfect opportunity

to defeat the Pac-pest

using my new und improved

mind control microchip!

You? Let's count the number of times

you've bested the lemon blob.

That would be... Never!

I wouldn't trust you, Dr. Incompetent,

if you were the last ghost in the Netherworld.

You! Get me that key!

But, I'm a'scared of the Pac-Man!

Who else have we got?

Next, next.

Nope, not a chance.

Forget it. No way.

Next, next, next.

Congratulations, the job is yours.

President Spheros, I promise to guard this key with my...

It's gone! It's been stolen!

You put it in your other pocket.

Well, at least I didn't lose it.

How to get that key away from that ghost-gobbling glutton.

Think, ghouls, think!

The Dingaling Brothers' Carnival.

I said think, not talk!

Don't you see? At the carnival,

he'll be having too much fun to be cautious.

It's the perfect place to set up a trap!

I've got it!

You'll use the carnival as a cover to set a trap for the Pac-Brat!

How do I come up with these brilliant ideas?

How, indeed?

I've arrived at the Dingalings'.

What's wrong with this picture?

Sorry!

Before I left I had a double order

of Ogle's fried slugs in garlic sauce.

Be grateful I am only breathing on you,

not eating you, slime face!

Und now with my reprogrammed mind-control chip...

Whatever.

Just ding those dingalings!

What happened?

Hey, wise guy, what's the big idea?

Mom says we have to work together!

Now, Mr. Pac-pain,

get ready for the ride of your short life!

I can't believe this.

It's the fifth time you've lost that key!

I didn't lose it!

I just forgot where I put it.

I knew I had it.

Step right up!

Have your fortune read by the amazing Dingalini

who knows all, sees all!

And no visit is complete without a ride

on the thrill-tastic Pac-topus!

Or a trip though the Haunted Cavern!

Might be cool to check out the fake ghosts and ghouls.

Just so long as the real ones stay away.

Least until after we ride the wild Pac-topus,

like a dozen times!

Until further notice,

there is to be no freelance haunting in Pac World.

Last week he had us working double shifts.

Now, no haunting?

-What's up with that? -Who cares?

We're finally gettin' some time off.

No haunting! No possessing!

No spooking! Am I clear?

Can do!

Might we know why?

Because I said so!

I don't want that Pac-Brat going on some wild ghost chase!

I want him at the carnival.

Carnival?

I can't remember the last time I went to a real carnival!

The Netherworld's Dingy-land is way overrated.

You waste of vapors better not even think that you're going.

I will eradicate the ectoplasm of any ghost

who goes anywhere near the carnival!

We swear, cross where our hearts used to be,

that we will not go

anywhere near the carnival.

We are so going to be in big trouble.

Relax, Clyde.

We said we wouldn't go near the carnival.

We are in the carnival.

Right in the middle of it.

"Near" is way out there.

Right, Pinky. Promise kept!

I knew we should have gotten here earlier.

Check out that line!

Okay, so we'll try for the Pac-topus later.

I hope not too much later,

'cause as soon as a ghost shows up, fun's over.

Spiral, will you chill?

You gotta learn to live in the moment.

Hold on.

I smell something!

Blast those ever-regurgitating fried slugs!

I smell... Food!

Delicious and healthy food!

Food? Figures.

At least we're not having to fight ghosts.

How lucky is that?

This is the first ride you want to go on?

Well, we're already here and it looks fun enough.

Yeah, and at least this ride won't make us lose our lunch.

That's what you think!

Move it, lemonade-for-brains!

Nobody wants to wait while you stuff your big face.

Come on, let's go! Get this thing moving!

What?

-I want to try! -My turn! My turn!

I shouldn't have eaten that last chili dog!

Great! Now that line's long too!

Forget it. Let's check out the other rides.

-The key! -Other pocket.

Enter "The Haunted Cavern."

See ghosts and monsters in their unnatural habitat,

if you dare!

You know, once you've been to the real thing,

this isn't such a big deal.

Our world's round Our world's round

Everyone and everything

This feels kind of boring.

Our world's round Our world's round

Gonna pretend I didn't see that.

It wouldn't be such a yawn if these dolls actually did something.

Our world's round Our world's round

Hey, anything at all.

Now to finish you.

Our world's round Our world's round

Everyone and everything

I can't believe Clyde got so spooked by that goofy clown.

Guess he's got that fear of clowns thing.

Hey, there's my Pacsie puddin'!

Pipe down, Pinky!

Remember, we're not supposed to be here.

Come on, let's see what's in here.

Hey, watch it!

Not the hair!

Great! I got the big ugly one!

Step right up and just pick the prize you want to win!

-I'm first. -I'm fastest.

And I'm smartest. Game on!

Hey! The game's got my key!

No hands in the machine!

How'd you lose it in there?

Mr. Dingaling, I really, really need that key back.

You want it, you have to win it.

How much longer is it going to take

to get that key from that big lemon pain in my neck?

Soon! There's a surprise I have waiting for him on the Pac-topus,

I cannot fail.

Once he's on that ride, the Pac-Man is doomed!

So that's why Betrayus didn't want any ghosts here!

We must warn young Pac.

Sure, Clyde. And how do we do that

without Dr. Slug Breath or anyone else seeing us?

Ask everyone to close their eyes?

Now, that's my kind of ride!

Brag to your friends that you rode the one and only Pac-topus!

Right this way! No need to crowd, everyone gets a turn.

Don't get on that ride!

Why not?

'Cause it's too dangerous!

I get it. You say the ride's too scary, so we'll want to ride it.

He's blowin' it.

Come on, we're going in!

No, that's not what he...

I mean, I meant!

Correct, I agree with her... Him... Me!

Never mind, just stay off!

Pay no attention to my Dingaling brother!

Get on that ride!

Stay off!

-Get on! -Stay off!

-On! -Off!

-On! -Off!

Get on!

Pac! No!

Wait, that sounded like Pinky?

Surprise!

I knew a ghost-free day was too good to be true.

A ghost!

Ghosts!

I'll take that key now, roundie.

Key? What key?

You know anything about a key?

-Not me. -No clue!

Thank you.

You've given me an excuse to demonstrate my new und improved mind-control chip.

Giving me the power to control any machine!

An invention of yours?

Set expectations to "failure."

Including this Pac-topus!

Why must he always blather on?

Why can't he ever just do it?

So long, Pac-Brat!

I think we're in trouble!

Are we just gonna float here while Pac's in trouble?

Maybe?

Follow me, I have a plan!

This was your plan?

I lost my Power Berries!

And I'm about to lose my lunch!

He did it!

That lamebrain brother of yours actually did it!

Now to take care of that Pac-pain for good.

What? No!

Bring me the key! Bring me the key!

I forgot, that floating ego can't hear me!

I'm going to prove once and for all

that I can defeat the Pac-Man!

Faster!

I see three Buttockses.

You're lucky. I see six.

You'll never beat me now!

This isn't over yet...

Quit playing around and bring me that key!

It's alive!

My mind control chip works even better than I...

Naughty, naughty.

Remember, I'm your creator.

Now, give Dr. Buttocks the key.

Or not.

I hope that key wasn't for anything important.

Let him go. Buttocks doesn't have the key.

Good. Then, where?

Holy pac-amole!

This would be a good time for a Power Berry!

It would be even better if I had one!

Our world's round...

Okay, that I'm grateful for.

Berries or not, I gotta get that key back and stop this monster!

Pac!

He's under this one!

This one for sure!

Looking for me?

Did you have to make it mad?

A Power Berry! Just in time!

Catch me if you can!

Time to top it off by playing spin the Pac-topus!

No!

Didn't see that coming, did you?

Didn't see that coming either.

This time I'm going to put the key where I really can't lose it.

Anyone want to buy a slightly used carnival?

Are you absolutely certain, my boy?

Cyli and Spiral were right.

I shouldn't take on such a major responsibility.

That is very responsible of you.

Knowing when not to take on a task that you can't handle.

So by admitting he's not responsible, Pac's being responsible?

Precisely.

I'll just have to find someone else

to hold the key to Pac World's surplus food supply.

I gave up the key to a lifetime supply of food?

Don't feel bad, Pac. When you're around,

there's no such thing as a "lifetime supply" of food.

It'd be irresponsible of me not to point that out.

You had the key in your hand.

Which hand?

This hand!