Original subtitles

- [cries out] - [screams]

- WILL YOU TWO HINEY HEADS HURRY UP?

- [shouts]

I STILL DON'T UNDERSTAND WHY YOU ARE FORCING US

TO COME TO THIS FORSAKEN SIDE OF--

[yelps]

- PARTICULARLY WHEN I SHOULD BE DECORATING THE CASTLE

FOR THE NETHERWORLD'S MOST HALLOWED HOLIDAY,

HALLOWEEN.

- WE ARE PREPARING

FOR THE GREATEST HALLOWEEN EVER.

[both shouting]

THE NIGHT PAC-MAN IS SUCKED DRY

AND TURNED INTO A HOLLOW-WHINY

BY THE DREADED COUNT PACULA.

- [scoffs] OH, THE VAMPAC?

[laughs] HE'S JUST A CHILDISH FABLE.

- OH!

IN THAT CASE, YOU WON'T MIND

WAKING COUNT PACULA BY KNOCKING ON HIS COFFIN.

- EH--UH-- YOU KNOCK.

- I DO NOT TAKE ORDERS FROM A--

- YOU'LL KNOCK, OR I'LL KNOCK--

[both yelping]

[eerie music]

[both screaming]

[both grunt]

- WHY HAVE YOU AWAKENED ME?

GIVE ME ONE GOOD REASON WHY I SHOULDN'T

GIVE ME ONE GOOD REASON WHY I SHOULDN'T

SUCK THE ECTOPLASM OUT OF YOU, GHOST.

- YOU MAKE THAT "LORD GHOST."

AND BECAUSE YOU WERE ABOUT TO SLEEP THROUGH A CHANCE

THAT COMES ONLY ONCE IN A DOUBLE BLUE MOON,

THE ONLY NIGHT THAT YOU CAN--

- [slurps]

[Pac-Man theme]

- ? THE PAC IS BACK ?

? GHOSTS CHOMPING AT HIS FEET ?

? PAC'S OUR HERO ?

? PAC JUST CAN'T BE BEAT ?

? YEAH ?

? PAC-MAN YELLOW, PAC EXTREME ?

? HE'S A CHOWING DOWN MACHINE ?

? GHOSTS, MONSTERS, GHOULS ?

? AND ONLY ONE CAN STOP THEM ?

? PAC-MAN RULES ?

? THE PAC IS BACK ?

? GHOSTS CHOMPING AT HIS FEET ?

? PAC'S OUR HERO ?

? AND PAC JUST CAN'T BE BEAT ?

? THE PAC IS BACK ?

- [imitating Count Pacula] BLUH, BLUH.

BEWARE OF COUNT PACULA,

OR I WILL SINK MY RUBBER FANGS INTO YOU, DUDE.

- [laughs] FORGET THE FANGS, COUNT,

BUT I COULD USE A HAND

MAKING SURE I GOT ALL MY YELLOW COVERED UP

WITH THIS MONSTER MAKEUP.

- OH, SURE THING, PACENSTEIN.

- UH, HANG ON.

I BETTER TAKE OFF MY WRIST COMM,

SO IT DOESN'T GET MESSED UP.

- GOTCHA COVERED, PAC MONSTER.

- THANKS, VAMPAC.

- SO WHAT'S CYLI GOING AS?

- A MUMMY WHO'S SO STRESSED, SHE'S BECOMING UNRAVELED.

- DON'T WORRY, I'LL GET YOU RE-WRAPPED

FASTER THAN YOU CAN SAY "CLEOPACTRA."

- OH. THANKS, PACENSTEIN.

[distant screaming]

- SOUNDS LIKE THEY OPENED THE HAUNTED MAZE ALREADY.

[chuckles] WHOA.

LOOK AT 'EM GO.

- THEY MUST HAVE DONE A REALLY GREAT JOB

MAKING THE HAUNTED MAZE SUPER SCARY THIS YEAR.

- COOL.

LET'S GET DOWN THERE

BEFORE ALL THE HALLOWEEN EATS ARE GONE.

- OH, YOU MEAN LIKE LAST YEAR,

WHEN YOU GOT TO THE MAZE FIRST?

- AND SCARFED ALL THE TREATS

BEFORE ANYONE ELSE EVEN GOT INSIDE?

- BEST HALLOWEEN EVER.

[laughter, faint chatter]

HALLOWEEN IS MY FAVORITE HOLIDAY,

NOT JUST BECAUSE OF ALL THE TREATS,

BUT FOR ONE NIGHT A YEAR,

I'M NOT THE ONLY YELLOW GUY IN PAC-WORLD.

- IT'S PRETTY AWESOME SO MANY KIDS WANT TO BE YOU.

- YEAH, YOU'RE TOTALLY THEIR HERO, DUDE.

- [laughs] COOL.

JUST AS LONG AS THEY DON'T ALL EAT AS MUCH AS ME.

[all screaming]

[all sighing in relief]

HI, MS. GLOBULAR, MR. DOME.

I CAN HARDLY WAIT--

- SORRY, PAC,

BUT WE CAN'T LET YOU GO IN YET.

- YOU MUST GIVE THE OTHER KIDS A HEAD START.

- WE'RE HERE AS BACKUP,

TO BE SURE YOU BACK OFF.

- OKAY, OKAY. I CAN WAIT.

WHOA.

HEH. SORRY, SPIRAL.

- [imitating Count Pacula] BLUH, I AM NOT YOUR FRIEND,

CANARY BRAIN.

I AM COUNT PACULA.

FEAR ME.

- [imitating Count Pacula] I AM THE REAL COUNT PACULA.

YOU FEAR ME.

- [shrieks]

- [giggles]

GOOD ONE, COUNT.

- OH, I WASN'T REALLY SCARED,

'CAUSE THERE'S NO SUCH THING AS A VAMPAC.

- YOU USED TO SAY THAT ABOUT GHOSTS,

AND LOOK WHAT HAPPENED.

ACCORDING TO SOME OF THE BOOKS I'VE READ,

VAMPACS COULD ACTUALLY BE REAL.

- [sighs] GREAT.

LIKE BETRAYUS' GHOSTS AND MONSTERS

AREN'T BAD ENOUGH.

- I'M SENDING ALL MY GHOSTS TOPSIDE

TO BEGIN THE INVASION.

EVERYONE WILL JUST THINK THEY'RE WEARING GHOST COSTUMES

FOR HALLOWEEN.

- I'M GOING AS THE GREAT CLYDE DIVIDE.

- YEAH, NOW HE'S TWICE THE NERD.

- HEY, WAIT.

AREN'T YOU PETE, THE FIRE GHOST?

- YEAH, BUT THIS YEAR I'M GOING AS AN ICE GHOST.

- AND I'M AN ICE GHOST GOING AS A FIRE GHOST.

- HA! OR NOT.

- AH, YES,

IT'S THE PERFECT NIGHT FOR INVADING PAC-WORLD.

- [gasps]

- YOU STOLE MY COSTUME,

OH, JUST LIKE YOU DID WHEN WE WERE KIDS.

- SPOILSPORT.

- OOH, COSTUME STEALING NINNY.

- I HAD IT FIRST. - DID NOT.

[both grunting]

[both yelping]

- ENOUGH!

- AS I WAS ABOUT TO SAY,

THE TWO BLUE MOONS ARE NEARLY AT THEIR APEX.

- [squeals, giggles]

WHICH MEANS IT IS TIME FOR COUNT PACULA

TO SINK HIS FANGS INTO THE PAC-MAN.

- [gasps]

- [slurps]

AND DRAIN THE YELLOW RIGHT OUT OF HIM

UNTIL HE'S JUST A COLORLESS HUSK.

- ALL RIGHT, LISTEN UP, EVERY GHOST.

IT'S HALLOWEEN,

SO GET UP THERE AND TRICK 'EM AND TREAT 'EM

LIKE THE LOSERS THEY ARE.

[all cheering excitedly]

- LET'S GO! - IT'S HALLOWEEN!

- WE'VE GOTTA WARN PAC'IMS ABOUT COUNT PACULA.

- AW, COME ON,

LET'S AT LEAST PULL A FEW TRICKS

ON SOME PATHETIC PAC-WORLDERS FIRST.

- YEAH, AND SNATCH A FEW TREATS.

- IF YOU INSIST.

[all moaning eerily]

- BOO!

[laughter]

- WE MUST BE LOSING OUR TOUCH.

- BOTH OF US.

- AW, GREAT.

I COULD HAVE GOTTEN IN

IF I'D JUST GONE AS MYSELF.

ALL RIGHT, YOU GUYS GO AHEAD.

I'LL CATCH YOU LATER.

- THANKS, BRO. SEE YOU.

- I'M SURE THEY'LL LET YOU IN SOON.

- UH-OH. [sighs]

SKEEBO, IS THAT YOU?

- NO. I AM COUNT PACULA.

- [laughs]

I GOT TO ADMIT, THAT'S A PRETTY COOL ACCENT.

- AH, THANK YOU.

IT'S A GIFT.

[kids screaming]

- THOSE BRATS THINK THAT FAKE STUFF IS SCARY?

HUH.

COME ON, LET'S SHOW 'EM A REAL SCARY TRICK

AND SNAG THEIR TREATS.

[kids screaming]

- THEY'RE REAL SPIDERS!

EW, ICKY.

- HA! NOW THAT'S MORE LIKE IT.

- WOW, THE SPIDERS MUST LOOK PRETTY REAL THIS YEAR,

JUST LIKE THAT GHOST SLIME DOES.

HEY, HAVE I GIVEN EVERYBODY ENOUGH OF A HEAD START?

[both murmer]

- [hisses]

THE YELLOW ORB.

[kids screaming]

- SKEEBO, YOU BIG BULLY,

LEAVE THOSE POOR KIDS ALONE.

- OUT OF MY--

WHOA!

- THAT'LL TEACH YOU TO PICK ON LITTLE KIDS.

- BOO! [laughs evilly]

SCARED YOU, COUNT CONE HEAD.

- WHA--

- [laughs] LATER, LOSER.

- YOU ARE NOW UNDER MY VAMPAC POWER,

AND WILL DO WHATEVER I COMMAND.

- WOW, YOUR COSTUME'S, LIKE, WAY BETTER THAN--

HUH?

- YOU LIKE APING COUNT PACULA'S STYLE SO MUCH,

THEN GO ALL OUT,

YOU BIG APE.

- [mimics monkey]

- [laughs evilly]

AWAY WITH YOU, COUNT APE-ULA.

NOW, I MUST FIND THIS PAC-MAN.

- FIND...

[mimics monkey]

PAC...

[mimics monkey]

MAN.

- [gasps] IT'S COUNT PACULA.

- SCRAM!

- [mimics monkey]

- OH, DEAR. IT'S AS I FEARED.

THE DOUBLE BLUE MOON MEANS DOUBLE TROUBLE

FOR OUR YOUNG HERO,

IF THERE HAPPENS TO BE A VAMPAC AROUND.

AND IF I KNOW BETRAYUS,

HE'LL MAKE DARN SURE THAT THERE IS.

WE'VE GOT TO WARN PAC AT ONCE.

PAC, MY B--

OH, HE MUST HAVE LEFT IT BEHIND.

PROBABLY CLASHED WITH HIS HALLOWEEN COSTUME.

OH--

I BETTER HIGHTAIL IT TO THE LAB

TO PREPARE THE ANTIDOTE.

WHOA!

ACTUALLY, I THINK IT MIGHT BE FASTER

IF I HOOF IT.

- ALL RIGHT!

I FINALLY GET TO START PACKING IN THE--

[kids chattering excitedly]

AW, HOW ABOUT LEAVING SOME FOR THE REAL--

HEY, IF YOU'RE GOING TO SCARE EVERYONE OFF,

AT LEAST DO IT BEFORE THEY TAKE ALL THE TREATS.

[sighs]

NOW THERE'S NOTHING LEFT TO EAT,

EXCEPT YOU GHOSTS.

SO LONG, PACENSTEIN.

HELLO, ICE PAC-MAN.

[ghosts screaming]

[belches]

- [mimics monkey] - SKEEBO?

YOU REALLY ARE ONE ODD DUCK--

ER, APE.

- HMM.

MOST IMPRESSIVE COSTUME.

- THANKS, COUNT.

THINK THAT VAMPAC COSTUME'S

ALMOST AS POPULAR AS PAC-MAN THIS YEAR.

GUESS I BETTER GO HOME AND SEE

IF I'VE GOT ENOUGH GRAY MONSTER MAKEUP LEFT.

- HOW ARE WE EVER GOING TO FIND PAC'IMS

IN THIS ENDLESS MAZE?

- PERHAPS IF WE SPLIT UP?

[people screaming]

- AT LAST, THE YELLOW ORB IS MINE

TO DRAIN DRY.

- [screams]

- UGH.

I DO NOT REMEMBER THEM TASTING THIS DISGUSTING.

- HEY. BACK OFF, MISTER.

- OH--

- WHAT KIND OF LAME BRAIN VAMPAC IS HE?

YOU TWO, GET OUT THERE

AND HELP THAT CLUELESS PLASMA SUCKER

FIND THE REAL PAC PEST

BEFORE THE TWO BLUE MOONS DISAPPEAR FOR ANOTHER 100 YEARS.

- IF YOU INSIST-- - YOUR INSISTENCE-NESS.

- AW, THIS IS TURNING INTO THE WORST HALLOWEEN EVER.

I HAVEN'T DOWNED A SINGLE TREAT,

AND I'M OUT OF MONSTER MAKEUP,

SO I'VE GOT NO COSTUME,

UNLESS I GO AS...

FULL METAL PAC-IT.

- G-G-G-GHOSTS! - [screams]

- SOUNDS LIKE I POWERED UP JUST IN TIME.

[ghosts wailing spookily]

- I'VE GOT A FEW TRICKS OF MY OWN.

[ghosts screaming]

TOO BAD THEY'RE NOT CANDY-COATED GHOSTS.

[ghosts screaming]

I WAS LOOKING FORWARD TO SWEETS,

NOT SPOOKS, FOR A CHANGE.

all: THANKS, PAC-MAN.

- [gasps]

PAC-MAN?

[hisses] WHERE IS THAT YELLOW ORB?

HE MUST HAVE GONE THIS WAY.

- YOU LOOK FOR THE PAC PAIN THAT WAY.

- I PREFER THIS WAY.

- COUNT PACULA,

THE LAST YELLOW IS JUST ON THE OTHER SIDE OF THIS WALL.

- HOWEVER, HE'S NOT YELLOW AT THE MOMENT.

- [imitating Count Pacula] RIGHT, HE'S PACENSTEIN GRAY.

HEY, COOL GHOST COSTUMES.

- THAT WITLESS VAMPAC

IS EVEN MORE PATHETIC THAN YOU.

- FORTUNATELY, HOWEVER, HE IS MUCH SMARTER THAN YOU.

- HALT IN THE NAME OF THE REAL COUNT PACULA.

- YOU REALLY GOTTA WORK ON YOUR ACCENT.

WAY TOO CORNY, SKEEBS.

BUT AWESOME LASER EFFECT.

HUH?

- YOU ARE NOW UNDER MY SPELL.

YOU WILL DO WHATEVER I COMMAND.

- I WILL DO WHATEVER YOU COMMAND.

- I THINK I SHALL HAVE YOU--

[snickers]

HOP ON ONE FOOT WHILE PATTING YOUR BELLY.

- IF YOU'RE FINISHED GOOFING OFF,

GET TO WORK FINDING THE PAC-MAN, AND--

[gasps]

- NO ONE GIVES ORDERS TO COUNT PACULA.

NOW WHAT SHALL I HAVE THIS FOOL DO?

- OOH, OOH, OOH!

PLEASE, PRETTY PLEASE, COUNT PACULA,

MAKE HIM PUFF OUT HIS CHEEKS LIKE A BLOWFISH

AND SWIM AROUND OINKING LIKE A PAC-PIG.

- GOOD ONE. DO IT.

- [snorting, oinking]

- NOW GO SNIFF OUT THE PAC-MAN.

- THIS IS THE BEST HALLOWEEN OF MY AFTERLIFE.

- AND YOU.

GO FIND THE REAL PAC-MAN

SO I CAN DESTROY HIM.

- I WILL FIND PAC-MAN SO YOU CAN DESTROY HIM.

- OH, NO. SPIRAL'S BEEN VAMPAC-IFIED.

[alarm beeping]

WHOA!

HOT, HOT, HOT!

YOU'VE GOT THAT RIGHT, GRINDER.

COUNT PACULA'S CREATING HIS OWN ZOMBIE ARMY.

WE'VE GOT TO GET THIS SPECIAL, GARLIC-INFUSED BERRY

TO YOUNG PAC BEFORE IT'S TOO LATE.

- [mimics monkey]

- WHAT IN PAC-WORLD?

- COUNT-- ULA--

DESTROY PAC...

DESTROY PAC...

MAN.

- WHAT DID YOU JUST SAY?

- COUNT PACULA DESTROY PAC-MAN.

- OKAY, YOU TWO ARE SERIOUSLY WEIRDING ME OUT.

IS THIS, LIKE, SOME LAME HALLOWEEN TRICK?

- [laughs evilly]

ONLY THE HUMILIATING PART.

THE REST IS REAL.

THEY ARE UNDER MY VAMPAC POWER.

I AM THE GREAT AND OMNIPOTENT COUNT PACULA.

- OH, PLEASE.

YOU AND HALF OF MAZE HIGH SCHOOL THIS YEAR.

BUT SERIOUSLY, AREN'T YOU TOO OLD

TO BE DRESSING UP--

[yelps]

- [hisses]

OLD, MY FANGS.

I'M NOT EVEN 250 YET.

YOU WILL DO WHATEVER I COMMAND.

OH, ONE OF YOU MUST BE ABLE TO FIND

THAT BLASTED LAST YELLOW ORB.

[groans]

I COMMAND YOU TO FIND THE PAC-MAN ALREADY.

all: FIND THE PAC-MAN ALREADY.

- GET READY, GRINDER.

I'M BRINGING HER DOWN NICE AND SLOW.

WHOA!

WHOOPS!

OH, SORRY, BUT WE'VE GOT TO HURRY AND FIND PAC.

[all laughing, chattering]

WHICH MAY BE LIKE TRYING TO FIND

A YELLOW NEEDLE IN A HAYSTACK TONIGHT.

OH, STOP GRIPING, GRINDER,

AND KICK IT UP A GEAR.

- HIS COSTUME LOOKS TOTALLY FAKE.

- COMPLETE FAKE-ERONI.

- GEE, THANKS.

- UH, PAC-MAN? IS THAT REALLY YOU?

all: YEAH.

- HOW CAN WE TELL WHO IS REALLY WHO?

OR YOU?

OH, ALL THIS STRESS IS TEARING ME APART AGAIN.

[all screaming]

- GOOD MOVE, CLYDE DIVIDE.

- WHAT'S UP, GUYS?

- OH, PAC'IMS, WE'VE BEEN LOOKING EVERYWHERE FOR YOU.

- YEAH, BETRAYUS SIC'ED A VAMPAC ON YOU.

- TRICK OR TREAT, RIGHT?

[laughs]

DON'T TELL ME. COUNT PACULA?

- SWELL, WE WASTED HALF THE NIGHT,

AND THE LEMON BALL ALREADY KNEW.

- YOU GUYS CAN'T BE SERIOUS.

- LIVING DEAD SERIOUS.

COUNT PACULA IS CREATING A VAMPAC ARMY

TO HUNT YOU DOWN.

- AND IF YOU DON'T BELIEVE US,

JUST ASK THEM.

[all moaning indistinctly]

BELIEVE IT NOW?

- I BELIEVE SOMETHING'S FREAKY,

AND IT ISN'T JUST FRIDAY.

BUT THAT'S JUST SPIRAL AND SKEEBO.

COME ON, YOU KNOW THEY'RE NOT REAL VAMPACS.

- [slurps]

AH, BUT I AM.

- YOU LEAVE MY PACSIE ALONE--

[gasps]

- LET'S BLOW THIS ZOMBIE STAND

BEFORE HE NAILS US, TOO.

- WHATEVER YOU DO, PAC,

DON'T LOOK THE COUNT IN THE EYE...

LIKE THIS OLD CLOWN JUST DID.

- NOW I WILL SUCK THE LIFE

OUT OF ALL YOU YELLOW ORBS.

[all screaming]

- [screams]

- BACK OFF, VAMPAC.

I'M THE ONLY REAL YELLOW,

EVEN IF I'M A LITTLE GREEN AT THE MOMENT,

SO LEAVE THEM ALONE.

HOPEFULLY MY NIGHT VISION GOGGLES WILL BLOCK HIS POWER.

- SO YOU ARE THE REAL PAC-MAN?

- COUNT ON IT, COUNT.

- [laughs evilly]

I WILL SOON SINK MY FANGS INTO YOU.

STAND STILL, AND FACE ME LIKE A PAC-MAN.

- [grunts] FORGET THAT, FANG FACE.

- WHA--WHOA!

- WHOA!

UH-OH.

NO MORE GOGGLES, AND NO MORE POWER BERRIES.

GRINDER?

WHOA, THAT SMELLS LIKE--

AH, GARLIC.

OH, NO. NOT GRINDER, TOO.

LOOKS LIKE YOUR VAMPAC POWER DOESN'T WORK ON PAC-BOTS.

ALL RIGHT.

THIS IS ONE MEGA REEKING GARLIC POWER BERRY.

BUT HOW'S IT GOING TO WORK ON--

[belches]

WHOA, IT'S A GIANT JACK O'GARLIC O'LANTERN.

- OH, NO. A VAMPAC'S WORST NIGHTMARE.

GARLIC BELCHES.

THE STENCH IS DRAINING MY POWER.

WHA--

- HOW ABOUT DUELING BELCHES?

[both belching]

- OH! [coughing]

[cries out]

UGH.

[coughing]

OH.

- [laughs]

- [screams]

- SO LONG, PLASMA SUCKER.

[both belching]

- [screams]

[all groaning]

- WHOA, WHAT HAPPENED?

- YOU GUYS ALL OKAY? - I-I THINK SO.

- YEAH, BUT I MAY HAVE TO HOP ON THE OTHER LEG NOW.

THIS ONE'S SHOT.

- THANKS, GRINDER.

YOU TOTALLY SAVED THE DAY-- NIGHT.

- LUCKILY, THE OLD BAG OF BOLTS WASN'T AFFECTED

BY THE VAMPAC'S EYE BEAM.

- DO YOU THINK COUNT PACULA WILL TRY

TO COME AFTER PAC AGAIN?

- NOPE, THE DOUBLE MOONS OF PAC-WORLD ARE BACK TO NORMAL,

SO OUR YOUNG YELLOW HERO SHOULD BE SAVE FROM VAMPACS

FOR ANOTHER 100 YEARS.

- [sighs]

- THIS WAS THE STRANGEST HALLOWEEN EVER.

[mimics monkey]

- OH, THAT'S FOR SURE.

- OH, THAT'S FOR SURE.

IT'S OVER, AND I DIDN'T EVEN GET A SINGLE TREAT.

- AW, HERE YOU GO, PAC-MAN. - YOU'RE THE BEST.

- YOU CAN HAVE SOME OF MINE.

- AH, GEE.

THANKS.

BEING A HERO DEFINITELY HAS ITS PERKS.

- [shudders]

HOW MUCH LONGER CAN THIS CURSED VAMPAC POWER LAST?

- OH, PLEASE, LET IT LAST

UNTIL THE NEXT DOUBLE BLUE MOONS.