Original subtitles

[birds chirping]

- DON'T YOU GUYS LOVE ALL THESE PRETTY FLOWERS

THEY JUST PLANTED AROUND MAZE HIGH?

- UH, SURE.

SO, DUDE, SIR C'S SENDING A CHOPPER TO PICK YOU UP?

- YEAH! HE SAID HE FINALLY GOT

THE REMOTE CONTROL WORKING RIGHT.

HE'S GOT SOMETHING SPECIAL HE WANTS TO SHOW ME.

PLUS, HE'S DONE SOMETHING TO THE LEMON ROCKET

THAT'S GONNA MAKE IT EVEN FASTER.

I CANNOT WAIT TRY IT.

- [laughs] NEITHER CAN I.

ONCE MY SLUG CAM INFILTRATES HIS LAB,

I CAN STEAL ALL SIR CUMFERENCE'S IDEAS.

[laughs]

- SOUNDS LIKE YOUR RIDE'S--

- OUTTA CONTROL!

- DUCK!

- WHOA, THAT WAS CLOSE.

- AAH! - WHOA!

- [slurps]

- [spits] I THINK THE REMOTE

MAY STILL HAVE A FEW KINKS.

- [chomps]

- GOTCHA.

NOW GET BACK THERE AND SLITHER

INTO THE PAC PEST'S BACKPACK.

- [spits] YOU SURE YOU DON'T WANT TO HOVER OVER

TO THE LAB WITH US?

- IT'S COOL.

I'LL MEET YOU GUYS AT SIR C'S.

- I NEED EYES ON THOSE INVENTIONS.

SHOO! SHOO! SHOO! SHOO!

STOP BEING SO SLUGGISH.

GO! BEFORE THE PAC-MAN GETS AWAY!

[slug chomps]

[blows raspberries]

[Pac-Man theme]

- ? THE PAC IS BACK ?

? GHOSTS CHOMPING AT HIS FEET ?

? PAC'S OUR HERO ?

? PAC JUST CAN'T BE BEAT ?

? YEAH ?

? PAC IS YELLOW, PAC IS GREEN ?

? HE'S A CHOWING-DOWN MACHINE ?

? YO, MONSTERS, GHOULS ?

? AND ONLY ONE CAN STOP THEM ?

all: ? PAC-MAN RULES ?

- ? THE PAC IS BACK ?

? GHOSTS CHOMPING AT HIS FEET ?

? PAC'S OUR HERO ?

? AND PAC JUST CAN'T BE BEAT ?

? THE PAC IS BACK ?

- OH, WELCOME, CYLINDRIA.

YOU TOO, SPIRAL. BUT WHERE'S PAC?

- HUH, I THOUGHT HE'D HAVE BEATEN US FOR SURE.

[door slides open]

- [grunts] CHERRY CHOPPER TOOK A FEW DETOURS.

- [laughs] SORRY, I PROGRAMMED IN THE SCENIC ROUTE.

WHOA!

FLOOR LOOKED A LOT CLOSER.

[both grunt]

- HOW ABOUT SHOWING ME WHAT YOU WANT ME TO SEE, SIR C?

SO THEN I CAN TAKE THE LEMON ROCKET OUT FOR A SPEED TEST.

- SURE THING.

JUST AS SOON AS I REMEMBER WHERE I PUT THAT DOOHICKEY.

- [gasps] I'VE DONE IT!

SOON I WILL KNOW ALL SIR CUMFERENCE'S SECRETS!

- OH, I KNOW IT'S IN HERE SOMEWHERE.

- WHOA! - LOOK OUT!

- WHOA! WATCH IT!

- [giggles]

LET'S SEE WHAT INVENTIONS

THE OTHER GENIUS HAS FOR ME TO STEAL TODAY.

[giggles]

- OH, LET ME SEE.

I'M SURE I PUT IT BACK IN HERE.

- WHOA, TAKE COVER!

- CHILL, I GOT THIS!

[gulping]

- AH, HERE IT IS.

- [gasps]

THAT--THAT--THAT ARTIFACT

IS THE KEY TO EVERYTHING!

[phone beeps] BETRAYUS! BETRAYUS!!

COME QUICKLY!

- HOW DARE YOU SUMMON ME!?

ESPECIALLY WHEN I AM ABOUT TO HAVE MY SIZZLICIOUS SLUG SNACK!

- [gasps] YOU MUST COME AND SEE THIS.

I AM TELLING YOU VICTORY IS WITHIN OUR GRASP!

- [mumbles]

- [gasps]

SO THIS IS HOW YOU GET ALL YOUR "BRILLIANT IDEAS"?

SPYING ON-- [yelps]

- SLUG, SIR?

- WHAT IN THE NETHERWORLD?

I'M DOWN HERE!

DOWN HERE, YOU TEDIOUS TORSO!

PICK ME UP!

I HAVE TO SEE THIS!

- WHAT IS THIS, SIR C?

- [grunts, groans]

THIS GLOBE BELONGED TO YOUR PARENTS,

AND NOW IT BELONGS TO YOU.

- WOW! THANKS!

UM, WHAT IS IT?

- NOT SURE.

BUT YOUR DAD GAVE IT TO ME FOR SAFEKEEPING

BECAUSE IT CONTAINS A VERY IMPORTANT SECRET.

- OOH! OOH! I KNOW WHAT IT IS!

I KNOW! I KNOW!

- WELL, ARE YOU GOING TO TELL ME,

OR DO I HAVE TO WAIT FOR THAT OLD COOT TO CALL ON YOU?

- IT'S THE ANSWER TO EVERYTHING.

THE MYSTERY OF ALL MYSTERIES.

- SPILL IT BEFORE I--

- THE SECRET TO THE TREE OF LIFE!

- REALLY? [squeals]

WHA-HA-HA!

- [shuddering]

- WATCH IT, OOF. YOU TWIT!

I WAS HOPING IT WAS A MAP TO THE REPOSITORY,

BUT THE TREE OF LIFE'S PRETTY GOOD TOO.

- BETRAYUS SURE WAS IN A HURRY TO GET OVER HERE.

WONDER WHAT'S UP.

- SEND A SQUAD OF MY SCARIEST SPECTERS

TO GRAB THAT GLOBE FROM THE PAC BRAT.

AND THEN THE SECRET OF THE TREE

WILL BE MINE!

[laughs maniacally]

- SOUNDS LIKE PAC-UMS IS IN TROUBLE.

- AGAIN.

- [laughs]

OOH, ALL OF THIS GLOATING HAS MADE ME HUNGRY.

WELL, DON'T JUST STAND THERE, YOU BACKSIDE BUFFOON.

FEED ME!

- YES, SIR.

- [gulps]

TASTY.

HMM, BUT NOT VERY FILLING.

- AAH...

- AAH...

- AAH...

- WE'D BETTER WARN PACKLES.

OH, WHAT WOULD HE DO WITHOUT ME?

AAH-CHOO!

- GESUNDHEIT?

- SO WHAT DO YOU THINK?

- I THINK YOU'RE RIGHT, PAC, IT'S LIKE SOME KIN

OF PUZZLE, BUT I CAN'T GET THE PIECES TO MOVE.

- LET ME TRY.

- HUH. WELL, MAYBE IT JUST WORKS FOR YOU.

- HEY! IT'S A "P."

"A."

- I NEARLY FORGOT I BAKED THIS PAC-BERRY PIE.

NOT NEARLY AS GOOD AS THE ONES YOUR MOTHER USED TO MAKE.

- "C."

- P.A.C.

THE GLOBE SPELLED OUT YOUR NAME!

- HEY!

- WHY THAT'S-- AMAZING!

- IT'S GETTING AWAY!

- FAST!

- LET'S HOPE THE LEMON ROCKET'S FASTER!

- FOLLOW THAT GLOBE!

- LET'S ROCKET!

- RIGHT BEHIND YA, BRO!

- YOU CAN DO IT, PAC!

- HE BETTER.

I THINK I MAY KNOW THE SECRET

THAT GLOBE IS SAID TO HOLD.

- [straining] JUST A LITTLE

BIT MORE, AND--

[screams]

[mumbling]

- HMM. YOUR UNFORTUNATE ACCIDENT SEEMS TO HAVE REVERSED

THE MAGNETIC POLARITY OF YOUR SHOULDERS.

- [snickering]

- YOU'LL HAVE TO WAIT

UNTIL THE ANTI-MAGNETIC EFFECTS WEAR OFF

BEFORE I CAN REATTACH YOUR HEAD TO YOUR BODY.

- WELL, IT BETTER BE SOON, OR I'M NOT GOING TO BE

THE ONLY HEADLESS GHOST AROUND HERE.

- [screams]

- [burps]

THANKS, SKEEBS!

I'M GAINING ON IT.

- GAIN FASTER!

- ALMOST THERE.

ALMOST.

[grunts]

GOT IT, GUYS. UH, I THINK.

AAH!

THIS THING'S GOT MEGA MUSCLE.

[grunts]

- ARE YOU ALL RIGHT, PAC-UMS?

WE CAME TO WARN YOU THAT GLOBE HAS

SOMETHING TO DO WITH THE TREE OF LIFE!

[all gasp]

- WOW. - SO BETRAYUS--

[ominous music]

? ?

- BETRAYUS WANTS THAT GLOBE YOU GOT, LEMON DROP.

GIMME!

- YOU HEARD HIM, CHARTREUSE SHORTS,

SO HAND IT OVER.

- HEY, WHAT ARE YOU DOIN' HERE?

- WE, UH--

WE SAW IT FIRST.

YEAH, THAT'S IT.

GIMME THAT GLOBE, YA--YA PAC PUNK!

YEOW!

HEY, SOMEBODY GHOST-PROOFED THIS GIZMO.

- OH, REALLY?

YOU WANT IT? NO PROBLEMO.

EXCEPT, THE CYCLOPS IN THE BACK,

COULD YOU MOVE A STEP TO THE LEFT FIRST?

- EH?

- HUH? OH, UH, YEAH, SURE.

- PERFECT. NOW YOU CAN HAVE IT!

- OH!

HEY!

- WHAT THE-- [grunts]

- IT'S GETTING AWAY!

- NO WAY. LET'S BOOK.

? ?

- OKAY, THAT'S ALMOST WEIRDER THAN AN EYEBALL BELCH.

- OH!

YOU INADEQUATE EYEBALLS HAVE FAILED ME AGAIN!

GO BACK TO THE REGENERATION CHAMBER

AND GROW SOME BODIES SO MY OTHER HALF

CAN KICK THEM!

YOU! LOCATE THAT GLOBE,

OR I'LL FEED YOU TO THAT GHOST-GOBBLING GLUTTON!

[bang!]

WHOA! [splat!]

- OH, MY, HOW IN THE WORLD DID THAT HAPPEN?

[chuckles]

- THERE IT IS!

- THIS WAY!

- I SEE IT! HURRY, HURRY!

[exciting rock music]

? ?

- [grunts]

WHOA!

WHOA! [gulps]

AH.

OW. [burps]

OW. [burps]

WHOA!

[grunting]

WAIT, STOP!

I DIDN'T BUY A TUBE TOKEN!

- I THINK PAC'S FINALLY BIT OFF MORE THAN HE CAN CHEW.

- GOT TO ADMIT, LIFE WITH THAT LEMON PUFF'S

NEVER DULL.

- WONDER--OOF!

WHERE--AGH! IT'S TAKING ME.

AGH!

- YO, BRO! WE'RE WITH YOU ALL THE WAY!

- TO WHERE, WE HAVE NO IDEA.

BUT YOU CAN COUNT ON US!

- AGH! OOF!

[all scream, grunt]

- WHOA. CHECK IT OUT.

- THE GLOBE'S STOPPED,

SO THE SECRET MUST BE IN THE ANCIENT TEMPLE.

- WHICH JUST HAPPENS TO BE...

all: IN THE NETHERWORLD?

- MY PARENTS GAVE SIR C A MAP TO THE NETHERWORLD

FOR SAFEKEEPING?

- YOU KNOW, I THINK THIS TEMPLE WAS UP IN PAC-WORLD ONCE,

BUT SOMETHING MADE IT SINK DOWN HERE.

- HEY, UH, WHY ARE YOU GUYS... [gasps]

TURNING GREEN?

- [gasps] WHY ARE YOU TURNING GREEN?

[gasps] AND SHRINKING?

- [gasps]

- [gasps]

- HA. WHAT'S UP, GIRL?

YOU LOOK EVEN WORSE THAN USUAL.

- [gasps] THANKS?

- [gasping] N-N-NEED...B-B-BERRIES.

[triumphant music]

AH! WAY BETTER.

- [exhales]

WHOA!

UGH! FOR YOU, MAYBE.

MY BERRY JUST TRIED TO BLOW ME AWAY.

WHOA!

- HI-YAH!

[battle cries]

OH, I GOT A GOOD ONE THIS TIME--

KUNG FU BERRY.

- DID YOU GUYS KNOW THIS TEMPLE WAS HERE?

- NO.

THIS IS, LIKE, WAY OUT THERE,

NOWHERESVILLE.

- I BET NOBODY KNOWS IT'S HERE.

- THIS THING DID.

LET'S GO INSIDE AND SEE WHAT WE CAN FIND.

- [gasps]

INSIDE? [gulps]

THERE?

- LOOKS KIND OF-- WHOA!

- [screams, whimpers]

- IT'S JUST A BAT, FRAIDY-GHOST.

COWBOY UP. [bats screeching]

all: [screaming]

- DID I EVER MENTION I GET AIRSICK?

I MIGHT ACTUALLY HURL.

FLY ME OVER DR. HEINIE HEAD.

WOULDN'T WANT TO WASTE A GOOD COOKIE TOSS.

WHOA!

[babbles]

[monitor beeps]

- HMM.

UNAUTHORIZED ACTIVITY IN OUTSKIRT SECTOR,

NORTH NOWHERESVILLE.

VERY ODD.

- FOCUS ANY AVAILABLE SLUG CAMS ON THAT SPOT.

WHOA--OOF!

THIS IS GETTING OLD FAST.

PICK ME UP, YOU FUMBLE-FINGERED FAILURE!

WHOA!

- I REALLY AM A FUMBLE-FINGERED FAILURE.

- OOF!

- OOPS. - WHOA!

- OOPS AGAIN. - WHOA--OOF!

- OOPS. - WHOA!

- OOPSIE, MY BAD.

OH, DEAR.

[splat!] OH, MY.

WILL YOU LOOK AT THAT?

- I WOULD IF I-- [whimpers]

INCREDIBLE.

THE PAC PEST IN THE TEMPLE.

HERE IN MY BACKYARD!

OH, I WANT EVERY GHOST IN THE NETHERWORLD

TO CONVERGE ON THEM!

NOW!

NOT YOU, YOU HEADLESS HALFWIT.

all: WHOA.

[ominous music]

? ?

- PAC, WHAT IS IT WITH YOU AND MAZES, ANYWAY?

- THEY LOVE ME.

MAYBE BECAUSE I'M SO A-MAZE-ING.

- TRUE DAT.

- [giggles] YEAH, OKAY, TRUE DAT.

- THIS PLACE PUTS THE "OOK" IN "SPOOKY."

- BE CAREFUL, GUYS.

- NO SWEAT. I'M ALWAYS--

WHOA, OH, NO!

- UGH.

SLUGS. IT HAD TO BE SLUGS.

- IT'S JUST ONE TINY SLUG.

- [farts] - GIANT FARTING SLUG?

SERIOUSLY?

- [gasps] UGH!

GIANT FARTING SLUG WITH ACID STINK!

- [roars]

- COME ON, THIS WAY!

- GET 'EM! - GET 'EM!

[ghosts all shouting at once]

- I HAVE A BAD FEELING ABOUT THIS PLACE.

- DUH! YOU THINK?

- [roars]

[screeches]

- WAY COOL! A SLUGSICLE!

AND FARTSICLES. [laughs]

NOW THERE'S NOTHING BETWEEN US AND THE SECRET OF THE TEMPLE.

[dramatic music]

- [roars]

- WELL, ALMOST NOTHING, BRO.

- UH-OH. - TROUBLE!

- TAKE COVER! - HIDE!

- [laughing] YOU RATS ARE TOAST.

- DON'T THINK SO. [burps]

- YOU WANT A PIECE OF ME?

GIVE IT YOUR BEST SHOT!

[ghosts grunting and groaning]

[triumphant music]

? ?

- CYLI, LOOK OUT!

- [roaring]

- OH, GIVE ME A BREAK.

- COME ON, LET'S BLOW!

- WHOA!

all: [panting]

- HUH, COOL HAT.

ZAC!

WOW, THIS WAS MY DAD'S HAT!

NOW WE KNOW FOR SURE MY PARENTS WERE HERE.

- PAC, CHECK IT OUT. IS THAT YOU?

- YEAH! EXCEPT THEY FORGOT MY NOSE.

OR DID THEY?

all: WHOA!

- GOT IT! AND NOTHING BAD EVEN HAPPENED.

[dramatic music]

? ?

- YOU JUST HAD TO SAY IT!

- OKAY, GUYS, WAY PAST TIME TO RUN!

- HURRY, DUDE!

- [huffing and puffing]

WHOA!

NO!

[huffing and puffing]

all: [scream]

[scream]

- GUYS, WRONG WAY!

- THERE'S NO RIGHT WAY!

both: [scream]

- YO, PACSTER, YOU GOT A BERRY

FOR GIANT MONSTER STATUE?

- ACTUALLY...

[gulps]

[crunch] OW!

OH, I THINK I CHIPPED A TOOTH.

BERRY'S HARD AS A ROCK.

[dramatic music]

? ?

[booming voice] GUYS, QUICK, JUMP IN MY MOUTH!

- OH, REALITY CHECK. YUCK THAT.

- MINE OR THE STONE MONSTERS', DUDE.

- EW! UGH. DON'T YOU EVER FLOSS?

all: [yelp]

- YEOW! - OUT OF MY WAY!

- THAT'S REALLY HARD. - THAT REALLY HURT!

- HUH! - OH, WE'RE--

- OH, MY-- - PAC, HOW COULD YOU?

I'M CRUSHED!

- SORRY!

[stone monsters screaming]

- [gasping]

THE TEMPLE'S BURIED UNDER, LIKE,

TWO TONS OF ROCK.

- FOREVER.

- I'VE DECIPHERED THE TABLET,

AND SADLY IT IS NOT THE SECRET

OF THE TREE OF LIFE.

- BUMMER.

- THEN WHAT IS IT?

- [sniffs] MY MOM'S--

- PAC-BERRY PIE! YEP, THAT'S IT!

- [barks]

- TURNS OUT THE TABLET WAS SUNNY'S SECRET RECIPE

FOR PAC-BERRY PIE.

OH, THANK GOODNESS HER RECIPE WASN'T LOST!

[laughs]

- WELL, WE DIDN'T DISCOVER THE SECRET,

BUT AT LEAST MY HEAD'S BACK ON MY SHOULDERS.

all: [giggling]

- I WON'T TELL IF YOU DON'T.

- HEY, THERE'S SOMETHING RATTLING AROUND IN THIS THING.

- OH? WELL, LET'S HAVE A LOOK AT THAT, SHALL WE?

- WHOA! - OOF!

HEY, THERE IS SOMETHING INSIDE!

- I BELIEVE THIS IS A MAP TO ANOTHER TEMPLE.

AND THIS ONE MIGHT JUST HOLD THE REAL SECRET

TO THE TREE OF LIFE.

- HERE WE GO AGAIN.

[triumphant music]