Original subtitles

[electronic trilling]

[upbeat music]

- YOU'RE GOIN' DOWN, DUDE!

- UNH! GIVE IT YOUR BEST SHOT!

- OH, THAT WAS THE SICKEST SHOT EVER.

WOW! AND THAT WAS EVEN SICKER.

YOU GUYS ARE GETTING SO GOOD,

YOU'RE BOTH SURE TO MAKE THE PACOLYMPIC TRYOUTS.

- UHH! SMOKIN' SERVE, BRO.

- UNH!

WHOA! NICE ACE, ACE.

- HEY, WHAT GIVES, SKEEBS?

WE'RE IN THE MIDDLE OF A GAME.

- I'M GONNA SHOW LEMONADE-FOR-BRAINS

WHAT A LOSER HE IS.

COME ON, SERVE IT, SQUIRT,

SO I CAN GIVE YOU A TASTE OF HOW I'M GONNA BLOW YOU AWAY

AT THE TRYOUTS!

- [sighs] WHATEVER.

- LESS TALKIN' AND MORE-- [gasps]

WHOA! [groans]

THERE'S GOTTA BE A RULE AGAINST GHOST-EATERS

COMPETING IN THE PACOLY-- AAH!

[grunts] CHEATER! I THINK.

- NOTHING SAYS "GOOD HEALTH" LIKE EXERCISE.

"KEEP MOVING" IS MY MOTTO.

LISTEN UP, CLASS.

I'VE GOT AN AMAZING SURPRISE FOR YOU.

YOU ARE ABOUT TO MEET... [panting]

THE GREATEST PAC-PONG CHAMPION...

[panting] IN HISTORY.

- AH! WHOA! - I WONDER WHO IT IS.

- AND SHE'S AGREED TO COACH YOU

FOR THE UPCOMING PACOLYMPIC TRYOUTS.

- SHE? [gasps]

IT COULDN'T BE!

- SO PLEASE WELCOME THE ONE AND ONLY...

all: SPHERIA SUPREMA!

- HELLO, KIDDIES.

- HI, AUNT SPHERIA.

- WELL, HI BACK, PAC. GOOD TO SEE YA.

- WAIT, "AUNT S"? I NEVER PUT IT TOGETHER.

YOUR AUNT SPHERIA IS...

[swoons] SPHERIA SUPREMA.

[Pac-Man theme plays]

- Bß THE PAC IS BACK B

Bß GHOSTS CHOMPIN' AT HIS FEET, PAC'S OUR HERO Bß

Bß PAC JUST CAN'T BE BEAT B

Bß YEAH B

- Bß PAC-MAN YELLOW, PAC EXTREME Bß

Bß HE'S A CHOWIN' DOWN MACHINE Bß

Bß YO, MONSTERS, GHOULS B

Bß AND ONLY ONE CAN STOP THEM B

- Bß PAC-MAN RULES B

- Bß THE PAC IS BACK B

Bß GHOSTS CHOMPIN' AT HIS FEET Bß

Bß PAC'S OUR HERO B

Bß AND PAC JUST CAN'T BE BEAT B

Bß THE PAC IS BACK B

[all cheering]

- YEAH, WHOO! YEAH!

OH. [nervous laugh]

WHY DIDN'T YOU TELL ME YOU WERE RAISED

BY THE GREATEST PAC-PONG PLAYER, LIKE, EVER?

- AW, DON'T BLAME MY NEPHEW.

EVER SINCE I HUNG UP MY PADDLES,

I'VE BEEN KEEPING A LOW PROFILE.

YOU WOULDN'T BELIEVE HOW GOONY SOME FANS GET.

- UH...SPHERIA SUPREMA... TALKED TO ME.

- [grunting]

OKAY, TIME FOR SOME FILM HIGHLIGHTS

OF SPHERIA SUPREMA'S MOST FAMOUS MATCH.

ROLL IT, MORTY!

SPHERIA CAME ON THE SCENE BACK WHEN SOME TOP PLAYERS

MADE THEIR OWN PAC-PONG PADDLES OUT OF WOOD.

- TIMBER!

- SPHERIA SUPREMA HAD THE FASTEST SERVE

EVER RECORDED!

ONLY ONE PLAYER EVER EVEN CAME CLOSE TO BEATING HER.

THEIR LAST GAME WILL LIVE IN INFAMY.

- HEY, THAT'S-- - BETRAYUS!

- BACK BEFORE HE SPOOKED OUT.

- THE MATCH WENT TO SUDDEN DEATH,

WITH EITHER PLAYER NEEDING JUST ONE POINT TO WIN IT ALL.

- HUH...UNH!

- [grunts]

FOUL!

THAT SERVE HIT THE NET.

MY POINT. SHE LOSES.

TELL HER I WIN, I WIN, I WIN!

- AS USUAL, YOU LOSE, BROTHER.

GAME, SET, MATCH, SPHERIA SUPREMA!

- [gasps]

I'M TELLING MOMMY ON YOU, STRATOS!

[cheers and applause]

- [crying] SPHERIA CHEATED.

SPHERIA CHEATED!

- [sobbing] SPHERIA CHEATED!

SPHERIA CHEATED!

- I WONDER WHAT'S UP WITH LORD WHACKO THIS TIME.

[all gasp]

- EVER SINCE HE HEARD THAT THE PACOLYMPICS WERE COMING UP,

HE'S BEEN RE-LIVING THE MOMENT.

[snickers]

- UH, WHAT "MOMENT"?

- THE MOMENT SPHERIA SUPREMA WHUPPED HIM

IN THE PACOLYMPICS. [laughs]

- OH, YEAH, RIGHT. I REMEMBER THAT.

- BETRAYUS WAS ONE OF THE BEST EVER.

- NOT "ONE OF," I WAS THE BEST!

SPHERIA CHEATED!

HMPH! [sucks thumb]

- [chuckles]

WHAT MADE THE DEFEAT EVEN MORE PAINFUL,

BETRAYUS HAD A HUGE CRUSH ON SPHERIA,

BUT SHE WOULDN'T GIVE HIM THE TIME OF--

AAH!

- LIAR, LIAR, PANTS ON FIRE!

SHE STOLE THAT GOLD MEDAL FROM ME!

- TOO BAD THEY CAN'T JUST HAVE A REMATCH!

- UHH! WAY TO SAY IT OUT LOUD, CLYDE!

- THAT'S IT! I'LL DEMAND A REMATCH!

[pop, boing]

[pop]

OKAY, REALLY BAD MOVE.

- GONNA NEED TO BORROW YOUR HOVER-BOARD.

FORGOT MINE IN THE BATTERY CHARGER.

- AUNT SPHERIA, THESE NEW HOVER-BOARDS

MIGHT BE A LITTLE MORE-- - WHAT?

YOU DON'T THINK I CAN HANDLE YOUR FANCY NEW--

WHOA!

LOOK OUT BELOW!

[all shout]

SORRY!

- OKAY, EVERYONE, REMAIN CALM AND LAY LOW.

WHOA!

- NO WORRIES.

MY TRAINING AS A FREEDOM FIGHTER JET PILOT

IS KICKIN' IN.

WHOOPS.

- AUNT SPHERIA, I'LL HELP YOU!

- HELP IS FOR SUCKERS!

- WAIT! WHOA!

UNH! HUH!

AAH!

WHOA!

- HEH HEH. AHH.

EASY AS A WALK IN THE PARK.

NOW, IT'S TIME TO TEACH YOU KIDS THE TRICKS OF THE TRADE.

LET'S MAKE IT FAIR.

YOU THREE AGAINST ME.

- HA, THREE AGAINST ONE? YOU CALL THAT FAIR?

- FOUR AGAINST ME WOULD BE FAIRER,

BUT THERE ISN'T ENOUGH ROOM AT THE TABLE.

- COME ON, GUYS, LET'S SHOW HER WE RULE!

- GET READY FOR THE SPIRAL STINGER.

UNH!

- I'LL GIVE YA SOME STING.

[laughs, blows]

- UM, SPHERIA SUPREMA,

I'M YOUR BIGGEST FAN.

- TELL IT TO THE PADDLE. UNH!

- [swoons]

- HUH? OOH...OW!

- MISS SUPREMA, THERE'S SOMETHING ON TV

YOU GOTTA SEE.

- AHEM. I'VE HACKED IN.

YOU'RE ON THE AIR.

- HMM? OH!

I'M SURE YOU ALL RECOGNIZE ME.

NOT JUST FOR TRYING TO OVERTHROW PACWORLD

AND CRUSH YOU LIKE BUGS,

BUT BECAUSE I WAS, AND REMAIN,

THE GREATEST PAC-PONG PLAYER IN HISTORY!

- IN YOUR DREAMS, MAYBE.

- OH, RIGHT, THERE'S MORE.

[clears throat] AND TO PROVE ONCE AND FOR ALL

THAT I AM STILL THE BEST EVER,

I DEMAND A REMATCH!

- LIKE ANYONE IN THEIR RIGHT MIND WOULD AGREE TO THAT.

- THEN AGAIN, IF SPHERIA "NOT SO" SUPREMA

IS AFRAID SHE'S WAAAY TOO OLD...

[steam train whistle blows]

- AUNT SPHERIA, DON'T LISTEN TO HIM!

- THE ONLY REASON SHE WON THE LAST MATCH

WAS BECAUSE SPHERIA CHEATED, CHEATED, CHEATED!

- [grunts] OH, I'LL SHOW YOU!

- NO, NO, NO. PLEASE, NO!

- WHY I'LL SHOW THAT SNIVELING LITTLE SORE LOSER!

- PLEASE, AUNT S. BETRAYUS ISN'T THE SAME GUY

YOU KNEW BACK THEN.

- TRUE DAT! HE'S LIKE THE LORD

OF EVIL SLIME.

RIGHT, CYLI?

- RIGHT, BUT I THINK YOU SHOULD KICK HIS CHEATING--

- NO! NO KICKING!

- THIS IS YOUR PACVISION REPORTER

ON THE SCENE WITH SPHERIA SUPREMA,

WHO HAS JUST BEEN CHALLENGED TO A REMATCH.

TELL US, WHAT DO YOU SAY TO YOUR OLD RIVAL?

- HOLD IT! - [muffled shouts]

- [chuckles] TRUST ME, WHAT MY AUNT HAS TO SAY

CAN'T BE SAID ON TV.

- HI, PAC'IMS.

[all screaming] - GHOSTS!

- HOLD IT, YOU WUSS. THEY'RE WAVING A WHITE FLAG.

WAIT...OR IS THAT A GHOST ON A STICK?

- HEY, NO WHITE SHEETS DOWN THERE, SO WE USED FRED.

- UH, WE COME IN PEACE,

SO PLEASE DO NOT EAT US, MR. PAC-MAN,

WHO WE HARDLY EVER SEE.

- AND DEFINITELY ARE NOT FRIENDS WITH.

- SHEESH! DUMBER THAN POSTS.

LORD BETRAYUS SENT US TO GET THE OLD BIDDY'S ANSWER.

- [growls]

I'LL SHOW THAT WHININ' WEASEL I CAN KICK HIS BACKSIDE

RIGHT ACROSS THE NETHERWORLD!

AND THEN I'LL REALLY GO TO WORK ON HIM.

- [laughs evilly]

IT WORKED! SHE'S IN!

- I'M IN. IT'S ON!

- OH, IT'S ON! UH-HUH. OH, YEAH.

- WE'RE COOKED.

- OH, I GOT A BAD FEELING ABOUT THIS.

- TELL YOUR SLIMY BOSS TO GET READY

TO HAVE HIS CLOCK CLEANED.

[all shouting]

- OH, YEAH, TOTALLY DEEP-FRIED.

- [laughs, coughs]

- OOH. I MAY BE A TAD OUT OF SHAPE.

SO, TIME TO HIT THE OLD GYM.

UH, WE DO HAVE A GYM DOWN HERE, RIGHT?

- I'M SURE I CAN WHIP SOMETHING UP

TO WHIP YOU INTO SHAPE.

- GOOD. ON THE WAY, WE'LL SWING BY OGLE'S

FOR A SLIME-BUILDING SLUG MALT.

OOH, I AM GOING TO PAC-PONG PULVERIZE

THAT OLD HAG.

- IN YOUR DREAMS, MAYBE.

- [slurping]

NEVER A DOUBT. I WILL WIN THIS REMATCH...

[slurping]

OR HEADS WILL FLY!

[slug shrieks]

THAT OLD HAS-BEEN WILL NOT WIN A SINGLE POINT!

- BUT HOW CAN YOU STOP HER?

PAC-MAN'S AUNTIE IS STILL-- - I AM THE BEST!

ME! ME! IS THAT CLEAR!

ME!

all: AS SLUDGE.

- HEY, GUYS. UH, WHERE'S SIR C?

- RIGHT HERE.

NOW, WHAT CAN WE DO YOU FOR, PAC, MY BOY?

- YOU'RE HELPING CIR C WORK ON THE PACCERCHINI?

- WHAT A WOMAN!

- ACTUALLY, WE WERE JUST BORROWING

A COUPLE OF PARTS FROM IT

TO HELP WHIP SPHERIA INTO SHAPE.

NOT THAT YOUR SHAPE ISN'T PERFECT AS IS.

[chuckles]

- [chuckles] YOU'RE NOT TOO SHABBY YOURSELF.

- SIR C, I WAS REALLY HOPING

YOU'D TALK MY AUNT OUT OF THIS MATCH.

- NONSENSE! BETRAYUS BESMIRCHED HER SUPREMA REPUTATION.

THAT WHIMPERING WRAITH IS GOING DOWN!

I CALL THIS GIZMO MY PAC-PONG WHACKER-SMACKER.

[beep, power-up]

WHOOPS. [chuckles]

LOOKS LIKE I SERVED A NO-"HEADER."

- AHH! [computer blips]

- HEH, THAT'LL TEACH HIM TO KEEP HIS HEAD IN THE GAME.

- [laughs] GOOD ONE.

I INVENTED THE WHACKER-SMACKER

JUST FOR SPHERIA,

SINCE NO ONE'S GOOD ENOUGH TO GIVE HER A REAL CONTEST.

- OH, THANKS, CEE-CEE.

BUT I'M GONNA NEED SOME SERIOUS ELBOW ROOM FOR THIS.

- I GOT JUST THE SPOT, FIT FOR A CHAMPION--

OR EVEN A PRESIDENT.

TIME TO GET THIS SMACKER-WHACKER CRACKIN'.

GRAB A PADDLE OR TAKE COVER!

- OR BOTH!

[all scream]

- WHOO-HOO!

CAN'T REMEMBER WHEN I'VE HAD MORE FUN! EHH!

[bell dinging]

[crash]

- TOTALLY AWESOME PAC-PONGING!

- WOW, YOU'VE SO STILL GOT IT!

- YEAH, WELL, SHE WON'T HAVE IT FOR LONG

IF SHE TRUSTS BETRAYUS.

- OH, I CAN HANDLE THAT BAG OF HOT AIR.

- I JUST DON'T WANT TO LOSE YOU...

LIKE MY MOM AND DAD.

- AW, SHUCKS, SUGAR.

NOTHING CAN HAPPEN TO ME...

'CAUSE MY NEPHEW IS THE PAC-MAN,

AND YOU'LL NEVER LET IT, OKAY?

- OKAY.

[playing sad melody]

[all crying]

- THAT WAS SO TOUCHING.

- WHAT'S TAKING SO LONG?

- JUST GIVING YOU A TARGET TO AIM AT.

- OOH, GOODY!

- [gulps]

THIS CANNOT POSSIBLY END WELL.

- YAH! AND LORD B SCORES!

- HEY! UNH! OH!

- [giggles] MY SERVE'S EVEN HOTTER THAN EVER!

THAT WAS FUN. NOW WHAT?

- OH, I HAVE A WHOLE WORKOUT PROGRAM PLANNED FOR YOU.

- REALLY?

WELL, I HAVE A FEW IDEAS OF MY OWN.

- [grunting]

- IS THAT ALL YOU'VE GOT?

FASTER! FASTER! REALLY WHIP ME INTO SHAPE!

YES, THAT'S IT. I'M DOING IT.

YES. THERE I GO. GOOD.

HARDER! SMASH! I WIN.

- OH...

- [slurps, gulps]

ANOTHER DRAGON-SCALE SMOOTHIE, PLEASE.

TOUT SUITE!

- [exhausted groans]

- A COUPLE OF TWIN WHINEY WIMPS.

BUT I AM READY TO CRUSH SPHERIA!

[cheers and applause]

- SERIOUSLY? LIKE THE HEAT ISN'T MAKING MY HAIR

LOOK BAD ENOUGH.

I REALLY HAVE TO WEAR THIS?

- WELL, YOU COULD TAKE IT OFF AND LOOK BETTER,

UNTIL YOU START GASPING FOR AIR

AND TURNING BLUE BEFORE YOUR EYES POP OUT.

- OKAY, I'M GOOD. THIS IS YOUR PACVISION REPORTER

COMING TO YOU LIVE FROM THE NETHERWORLD.

AND HERE COMES SPHERIA SUPREMA NOW...

[crowd booing]

ALONG WITH HER NEPHEW,

THE ONE AND ONLY PAC-MAN!

[crowd booing]

- SPHERIA SUPREMA, I'VE LOVED YOU ALL MY LIFE

AND AFTERLIFE.

- HANDS OFF, ROACH BREATH.

[fanfare, crowd cheers]

- OH, HOT, HOT, HOT.

- UH, HELLO? BUILT-IN HOVER POWER,

THANK YOU VERY MUCH.

- DR. BUTTOCKS WILL BE TAKING THE UMPIRE CHAIR THIS TIME

INSTEAD OF MY TWO-FACED BROTHER.

- STOP YACKIN' AND START HACKIN'!

- GET READY TO BE HUMILIATED

AND ANNIHILATED.

- NOT BAD, BUT NOT GOOD ENOUGH.

- [gasps] HUH!

WOW, I'M EVEN BETTER THAN I THOUGHT.

- YOU SWUNG AND MISSED.

HOW IN BLAZES DID YOU DO THAT?

- YOU ALWAYS UNDERESTIMATED ME.

- POINT FOR LORD BETRAYUS.

- WELL, I'M READY FOR YOU NOW.

- OH, I DOUBT IT.

[both grunting]

[booing]

[both grunting]

THIS CANNOT BE HAPPENING.

I MUST WIN, NO MATTER WHAT!

UNDERSTOOD?

- TIME FOR PLAN "C," AS IN "CHEAT."

[all cheering]

- OH! YUCK!

[laughter]

[grunting]

EVERYONE CAN SEE YOU'RE CHEATIN'.

WELL, EXCEPT ME, NOW.

- MY WORLD, MY RULES.

- THIS IS TOTALLY UNFAIR.

- UH, DUH.

- LIKE WE DIDN'T KNOW HE WAS GONNA CHEAT.

- TALK ABOUT A RIP-OFF!

- THAT DOES IT!

TIME TO CRANK IT UP ON THIS SLIME-SERVIN' CHEAT!

[grunts]

- WHAT? NO WAY!

- WHOO! POINT FOR ME!

- NO FAIR! HE'S EATING MY BACKUP!

- [gulps, belches]

- UNH!

UMPIRE, CAN'T YOU SEE SPHERIA'S BEATING--

UH, CHEATING ME?

- I COULD IF I COULD FIND MY GLASSES.

- UHH--WHOA!

UNH! OW.

- IT'S DEJA VU ALL OVER AGAIN.

THE SCORE IS TIED, SO IT'S PAC-PONG SUDDEN DEATH.

THE NEXT POINT WINS IT ALL.

- OVER THE LINE, DUDE.

- WAY OVER!

- HEH. SORRY. A LITTLE NERVOUS.

THIS IS IT.

[dramatic music]

- [grunts]

- GOT IT!

[wails]

[crowd cheering] - WOO, SHE'S DONE IT!

SPHERIA SUPREMA HAS BEATEN BETRAYUS AGAIN!

- SHE DID IT! - WAY TO WIN!

- SPHERIA RULES SUPREMA! - THAT'S MY GIRL!

[cheers and applause]

[cheering stops]

- GOOD MATCH.

- [scoffs] IT'S NOT OVER!

NO ONE LEAVES UNTIL I WIN!

- HUH, BIG SURPRISE.

- WELL, WE GOT OUR OWN SURPRISE FOR HIM.

SHOW HIM, PAC.

- YOU GOT IT.

[ghosts screaming]

[chomping]

- AAH!

- [belches]

WHEW! SPICY HOT.

- AAH!

- WELL, WHAT ARE WE WAITIN' FOR?

LET'S BLOW THIS LOSER STAND.

WHOO! OH, YEAH. I STILL GOT IT!

- FOR SURE.

- HEY, YOU GOT IT TOO, CYLI.

- TAKE THAT, YOU HAIRY HEATHENS!

[all scream]

- STOP!

AS LORD OF THE NETHERWORLD, I ORDER YOU TO--

[shrieks]

- ALL RIGHT. HIGH FIVE!

- MAYBE LATER. - NEXT TIME.

- NO, THANKS. - FORGET IT.

- COOL. WHATEVER.

- NOT BAD FOR THE FIRST LESSON.

SO WHAT DID THAT SLEEZE-WEAZER BETRAYUS TEACH US?

- THAT CHEATERS NEVER PROSPER.

- AND ONCE A CHAMPION, ALWAYS A CHAMPION.

- YUP. I'M STILL GOOD ENOUGH TO GO FOR THE GOLD,

BUT IT'S HIGH TIME FOR A NEW CHAMP,

SO I'M GONNA COACH YOU THREE FOR THE NEXT PACOLYMPICS.

- AWESOME! - NO WAY!

- SERIOUSLY?

- WELL, DON'T JUST STAND THERE,

LET 'EM RIP!

- UH, HANG ON, AUNT S.

- HOLD YOUR FIRE! - WAIT!

- LOOK LIVELY. TOUGHEN UP!

- [whimpering]

I SHOULD HAVE WON, BUT YOU--

YOU USELESS SLUG SERVER,

YOU LET THAT LEMON MENACE WIN!

- YES, HOW THOUGHTLESS I WAS TO LET HIM SWALLOW ME

AND SPIT OUT MY EYEBALLS.

EYEBALLS WHICH HUNG AROUND JUST LONG ENOUGH

TO WATCH SPHERIA TORCH YOUR TINY TUSH!

[laughs]