Original subtitles

READY, PAC?

AS ALWAYS. HOW ABOUT YOU, SPI?

HA HA HA, YEAH!

THE OTHER LOSER'S TOTALLY SWEATING IT.

WHEW. NAW, IT'S JUST SUPER HOT.

I'M SO READY FOR TODAY'S MATH TEST.

UH-- MATH? I THOUGHT IT WAS HISTORY!

OHH! GUH-- OHH.

WHEW! IT IS HOT IN HERE.

MAYBE SOMEONE ACCIDENTALLY CRANKED UP THE HEAT.

OHH, TODAY'S TEST WILL BE DELAYED

BECAUSE OF AN IMPORTANT PPSA.

UGH, A PACWORLD PUBLIC SERVICE ANNOUNCEMENT.

SNOOZE ALERT. AH, BORING!

[MOANS AND GROANS]

AWESOME!

I HOPE IT'S SUPER LONG!

PRESIDENT SPHEROS HAS AN IMPORTANT MESSAGE

ABOUT [GULP] THE "S" WORD.

SLIME? SLIME?

THAT'S RIGHT. SLIME!

MY FELLOW PACWORLDERS, IN SOME WAY,

SLIME HAS TOUCHED EACH AND EVERY ONE OF OUR LIVES.

AS YOUR HUMBLE ELECTED PRESIDENT,

I AM FOLLOWING THROUGH ON MY CAMPAIGN PROMISE

TO EASE THE UNBEARABLE ICKINESS OF BEING SLIMED.

I AM JOINED NOW BY SECRETARY OF SECURITY O'DROOL

AND SIR CUMFERENCE, INVENTOR OF PACWORLD'S VERY FIRST

DE-SLIMING STATION!

ANY LAST WORDS BEFORE THE DEMONSTRATION,

PRESIDENT S-- AHEM!

AS SECRETARY OF PACLAND SECURITY,

I PERSONALLY INSPECTED THIS GROUND-BREAKING FACILITY

BEFORE ALLOWING THE PRESIDENT TO DEMONSTRATE HOW IT WORKS.

[CHUCKLES] THAT'S GOOD, O'DROOL,

SINCE YOU'RE THE ONE WHO'S ABOUT TO GET DE-SLIMED.

WHAT DO YOU MEAN?

I HAVEN'T BEEN SLIMED.

YOU WOULDN'T DARE!

OH, HOO HOO HOO! OH, SURE I WOULD!

[O'DROOL] YUCK!

EWWW! YOU'LL REGRET THIS, SIR CUMFERENCE!

YUCK! [SPUTTERING]

uùu [OPENING THEME]

uù THE PAC IS BACK u

uù GHOSTS CHOMPING AT HIS FEET uù

uù PAC'S OUR HERO u

uù PAC JUST CAN'T BE BEAT, YEAH uù

uù PAC-MAN YELLOW, PAC EXTREME uù

uù HE'S A CHOWING-DOWN MACHINE uù

uù MONSTERS, GHOULS, AND ONLY ONE CAN STOP THEM uù

uù PAC-MAN RULES u

uù THE PAC IS BACK u

uù GHOSTS CHOMPING AT HIS FEET uù

uù PAC'S OUR HERO u

uù THE PAC JUST CAN'T BE BEAT uù

[ARCADE MUSIC]

uù THE PAC IS BACK u

MR. PRESIDENT, DID YOU SEE WHAT THAT MANIAC DID TO ME?

WE DECIDED FOR MY SECURITY,

THE SECRETARY OF SECURITY SHOULD GO FIRST.

NOW SMILE FOR THE CAMERAS.

[GRUMBLING]

NO! STOP! WHAT ARE YOU DOING?

FIRST, AN APPLICATION OF DEEP HYDRATION EXFOLIANT.

[SPUTTERING, MUMBLING]

[SIR CUMFERENCE] NEXT, THE DETOXIFYING MASSAGE SCRUB.

[SPITTING, SPUTTERING]

THEN, MY PERSONAL FAVORITE, A MICRO-DERMABRASION BUFF...

FOLLOWED BY AN APPLICATION OF VOLUMIZING CONDITIONER,

AND RINSE.

THEN A NICE WARM BLOW DRY.

I SAID WARM, NOT SMOKIN'!

OH, SOMETHING IS CAUSING EVERYTHING TO OVERHEAT!

[O'DROOL GRUNTING]

HOT! OOH! HOT! HOT!

OW! OW! POKEY! POKEY!

[LAUGHS] OH, THAT TICKLES!

GET ME OUT OF HERE!

[GASP] WHOA!

LOOKS LIKE THE DE-SLIMING STATION'S ABOUT TO BLOW!

[O'DROOL SPUTTERING] HELP!

SIR CUMFERENCE, YOU HAVE TO DO SOMETHING! FAST!

IN THAT CASE, FULL SPEED AHEAD!

[SPUTTERING CRIES]

AAH!

[CRASH]

AS YOU CAN SEE,

THE SECRETARY IS JUST FINE.

AREN'T YOU, O'DROOL? HMM?

O'WHO?

UM, DON'T BE ALARMED, PACWORLDERS.

SIR CUMFERENCE JUST HAS A FEW MINOR BUGS TO WORK OU

WITH HIS DE-SLIMING STATION.

BEGGING YOUR PARDON, MR. PRESIDENT.

I TESTED THIS EQUIPMENT, AND I ASSURE YOU

THERE IS NOTHING WRONG WITH MY DE-SLIMING STATION.

AAH!

THEN EXPLAIN THAT!

FRANKLY, I NEVER UNDERSTOOD THAT GUY.

BUT THE REAL QUESTION IS

WHAT IS MAKING THE TEMPERATURE IN PACWORLD SO HIGH.

[O'DROOL] LOOK OUT BEL--

OWIE!

[WICKED CHUCKLES]

AREN'T WE GLAD DADDY'S BOMBASTIC BIG BROTHER

IS HAVING SUCH A TERRIBLE DAY?

AIEE!

WATCH IT, MY PRECOCIOUS PET!

[SNICKERING] IF THEY THINK IT'S HOT NOW,

WAIT TILL YOUR DASTARDLY DADDY REALLY CRANKS UP THE HEAT!

WHOA! BUTT-LER!

[MUFFLED SHOUTING] ANYONE!

OW! OW! OW! HELP!

AHHH. I'M REALLY SWEATIN'.

[GASP] AND I'M GETTING A HEAT RASH!

I'M SO HOT, MY TEST IS WASHING AWAY.

PLEASE, PLEASE, PLEASE.

I NEED A MIRACLE TO STOP THIS EXAM!

WE INTERRUPT WITH THIS EMERGENCY ANNOUNCEMENT FROM THE ROUND HOUSE!

PRESIDENT SPHEROS WILL NOW MAKE EXCUSES--

UH, I MEAN ADDRESS PACWORLD.

GLOBAL WARMING IS ONE THING,

BUT CLEARLY SOMETHING UNNATURAL IS CAUSING THIS INSUFFERABLE HEAT,

SO I HAVE ASKED THE SECRETARY OF PACLAND SECURITY,

MR. O'DROOL, TO INVESTIGATE.

WHAT HAVE YOU FOUND OUT?

AHEM.

I AM FOLLOWING SEVERAL LEADS,

AND AS YET MY FINDINGS ARE CONCLUSIVELY INCONCLUSIVE.

WHAT?

[O'DROOL] I'LL HAVE TO GET BACK TO YOU ON THAT.

[CHUCKLING]

BUT REST ASSURED I ALREADY KNOW

EXACTLY WHO IS GOING TO TAKE THE BLAME!

UH--

HEE HEE! HOO HOO! YES!

MY PLAN TO CONQUER PACWORLD IS UNFOLDING PERFECTLY!

WELL, HIP-HIP-HURRAH FOR YOU.

ONCE AGAIN YOUR UNFATHOMABLE SCIENTIFIC GENIUS

HAS GRACED US WITH A BRILLIANT PLAN!

[CHOMP]

[SNARL]

DR. BUTTOCKS,

THERE IS ONLY ROOM FOR ONE SUPER-SIZED EGO HERE,

AND THAT'S MINE!

SO ZIP IT, OR I'LL TOSS YOU INTO THE NEW SUPER FURNACE.

I AM HUMBLY CRINGING WITH FEAR, SIR.

YIPE!

AND SPEAKING OF THE SUPER FURNACE,

HUSTLE YOUR TUSHY-FACE OVER THERE

AND TURN UP THE HEAT ON PACWORLD!

KISS UP!

SLUG SERVER.

[BLOWING RASPBERRIES]

OOH, SOON, MY PET,

THE WEATHER IN PACWORLD WILL BE SO HOT,

THEY'LL BE TOO WEAK TO LIFT A FINGER,

MAKING IT RIPE FOR INVASION!

YEOW!

AS IF HE ISN'T FULL OF ENOUGH HOT AIR...

LORD BETRAYUS WANTS MORE HEAT!

[GROWLING]

FIRE IT UP!

uù

uùu

OH-HO-HO! ALL RIGHT, NOW WE ARE COOKING!

CITIZENS OF PACWORLD,

PRESIDENT SPHEROS HAS ANOTHER--

[YAWN]

IMPORTANT MESSAGE.

I HAVE-- OH-- SECRETARY-- OOH--

O'DROOL WITH ME-- YII.

BACK OFF!

SECRETARY O'DROOL, WHAT IS YOUR PLAN

FOR ENDING THIS BLISTERING HEAT WAVE?

[CLEARS THROAT]

I HAVE COMPLETED MY EXTENSIVE RESEARCH.

MOST EXCELLENT! AND?

I HAVE SINGLE-HANDEDLY FOUND THE GUILTY PARTY!

WHO IS IT?

SIR CUMFERENCE, OF COURSE!

IT ALL STARTED WHEN HE HAD THE NERVE TO SLIME ME,

AND THEN HIS DE-SLIMING STATION WENT KABLOOEY!

SO IT HAS TO BE HIS FAULT.

AND I WILL PERSONALLY SEE THAT HE PAYS FOR IT ALL!

WE GOTTA MAKE SURE NOTHING HAPPENS TO SIR C.

YOU GUYS DONE?

ONE TEST, ACED.

READY TO ROLL.

WHOA!

THIS SWELTERING HEAT IS ALL YOUR FAULT.

ADMIT IT!

[SNARLING]

[SCREAM] MONSTER!

OH. THANK YOU VERY-- WAAH!

I DON'T CARE HOW MANY FREAKS YOU HAVE,

SIR CUMFERENCE. YOU ARE GOING TO JAIL!

[PAC] WHOA! MAJOR SAY WHAT?

OKAY, SIR C'S INVENTIONS DON'T ALWAYS WORK

EXACTLY AS PLANNED.

BUT THEY ALWAYS GET THE JOB DONE.

AND THEY NEVER FAIL TO SAVE PACWORLD IN THE END!

WAH-HA! I WAS RIGHT!

TRUE ENOUGH, BUT MAYBE THIS TIME IT IS MY FAULT.

SIR C WOULD NEVER DO ANYTHING TO HARM PACWORLD!

NO WAY YOU'RE TAKING HIM TO JAIL!

HMPH! YOU MAY BE THE LAST YELLOW ONE,

BUT I STILL HAVE AUTHORITY OVER YOU!

SECRETARY O'DROOL, THE PRESIDENT SENT US.

THE TREE OF LIFE IS DYING, SIR.

GRINDER, GATHER ALL THE EQUIPMENT

WE'LL NEED TO INVESTIGATE!

PUT SIR CUMFERENCE UNDER HOUSE ARREST!

I WANT THIS ENTIRE LAB SHUT DOWN!

THAT IS AN ORDER!

[ALARMED GASPS]

BACK OFF, YOU BUREAUCRATIC BUFFOONS!

I MUST SAVE THE TREE OF LIFE!

NO. I MUST!

THEN, NEXT ELECTION, I'LL BE LIVING IN THE ROUND HOUSE.

ONE OF YOU TAKE ME TO THE TREE OF LIFE AT ONCE!

WHAT ARE YOU WAITING FOR?

THEY DON'T KNOW WHERE IT IS.

ASIDE FROM THE THREE OF US,

ONLY SIR CUMFERENCE AND THE PRESIDENT ARE ALLOWED TO KNOW.

WE'LL JUST SEE ABOUT THAT.

AS SECRETARY OF SECURITY, I HAVE THE AUTHORITY

TO MAKE EVEN PRESIDENT SPHEROS DO AS I SAY!

TEXTING THE PREZ TO STALL O'DROOL!

GOOD THINKING, CYLI! WAY TO GO!

[BURBLING]

MAKE SURE THAT SIR CUMFERENCE IS SECURED

AND CANNOT ESCAPE!

WE'VE GOTTA CREATE SOME KIND OF DIVERSION.

SO WE CAN GET SIR C OUTTA HERE.

AND SAVE THE TREE OF LIFE.

[BURBLING]

SORRY, LITTLE DUDE. NO IDEA WHAT YOU'RE TRYING TO SAY.

HAH.

[GASP] NOW I GET IT!

[EXAGGERATED YAWN]

[EXAGGERATED YAWNING]

HUH! YOU YOUNG'UNS NEED TO GET MORE REST.

[EXAGGERATED YAWNING]

[CYLI] TIRED.

COME ON! LET'S BOOK!! HURRY!

[CHUCKLING] OH, NOW I GET IT!

GRAB A NAP IF YOU LIKE, BOYS!

[GASP]

OH, THIS IS FAR WORSE THAN I FEARED.

WHAT CAN WE DO, SIR C?

I'M NOT SURE. LET ME THINK.

I'VE GOT AN IDEA!

I'LL USE THIS MINTY ICE BERRY AND CREATE A FROZEN WALL

AROUND THE TREE TO KEEP IT COOL.

BRILL, BRO! GENIUS!

EXCELLENT IDEA, MY BOY!

ALL RIGHT.

ICED AND READY TO--

WAIT. NO!

WHAT HAPPENED?

THE SITUATION IS EVEN WORSE

THAN THE FAR WORST I FIRST FEARED.

THE HEAT IS DRAINING ALL THE POWER FROM THESE BERRIES.

WE MUST FIND OUT WHAT'S CAUSING THIS SEARING HEAT WAVE SOON

AND HOPE THERE'S A WAY TO REVERSE IT.

[PAC] OR THE TREE OF LIFE REALLY WILL DIE.

WHICH WILL BE THE BEGINNING OF THE END OF PACWORLD.

NO WAY I'M GONNA LET THAT HAPPEN!

SO LET'S GO FIND OUT WHAT'S CAUSING IT!

THAT'S THE SPIRIT, MY BOY!

AAH!

[ALL SCREAMING]

AAH! AAH!

[SCREAMING]

HAVE YOU GOT ANY IDEA WHAT COULD MAKE THIS HAPPEN?

ALL THIS M-MIGHT BE METEOROLOGICAL,

GEOLOGICAL,

OR-- WHOO-- ASTROLOGICAL!

OR IT COULD BE NETHERWORLD-ICAL!

THAT'S A VENUS DRAGON FLY TRAP!

[CHOMP]

[SCREAMING] HELP!

INDIGENOUS TO THE NETHERWORLD.

[CYLI] WELL, AT LEAST NOW WE KNOW

WHO TURNED UP THE HEAT!

[RAHHR] BETRAYUS!

BUT HOW'S HE DOING IT?

HANG ON.

THIS BIG MOUTH IS STARTING TO BUG ME!

AAH!

[CYLI] YOU GO, PAC!

SMOOTH MOVES, DUDE.

OKAY. WHERE WERE WE?

WONDERING WHY BETRAYUS CRANKED UP THE HEAT.

[BLINKY] TAKE A WILD GUESS, BRAINIACS.

YOU'RE ALL TOAST!

FRICASSEED!

THE MAD DR. "HIND-STEIN" CREATED A SUPER FURNACE

TO COOK PACWORLD'S PROVERBIAL GOOSE!

WE'VE GOTTA GET DOWN THERE AND TAKE OUT THAT FURNACE!

SADLY, THE POWER BERRIES HAVE LOST THEIR STRENGTH.

SO THEY CAN'T PROTECT A NORMAL PACWORLDER.

THERE'S ONLY ONE CHANCE FOR PACWORLD NOW!

THEN I'LL JUST HAVE TO GO IT ALONE.

BE CAREFUL, PAC.

WATCH YOUR BACK, BRO.

OKAY, WHOSE LAME IDEA WAS IT

TO HELP LEMON BALL HERE FIND THE FURNACE?

HER UPPITINESS, WHO ELSE?

WELL, I HARDLY EVER GET MY PACKUMS

AWAY FROM THAT CYLI GIRL!

SHE'S SO POSSESSIVE!

[DR. BUTTOCKS] MORE FLAMES, YOU LAZY LIZARDS!

GAH! IT'S BUTTOCKS!

TAKE COVER!

[GASP] OH, THOSE POOR DEAR DRAGONS.

MORE FIRE!

[CRYING]

IT TEARS ME APART

TO SEE INNOCENT CREATURES, GREAT OR SMALL, MISTREATED.

LORD BETRAYUS WANTS MORE HEAT!

SO GIVE ME MORE HEAT!

GEE, NOW WHAT ARE YOU GONNA DO?

THAT'S A LOT OF FIREPOWER TO FIGHT ALONE.

I'LL WORRY ABOUT THE DRAGONS

AFTER I TAKE OUT DR. DEMENTED!

MORE! MORE!

MAKE THAT NO MORE!

AAH! IT'S THE EYE-BALL BELCHER!

YOU DRAGONS HAVE TO PROTECT ME!

FLAME BROIL THE INTRUDER!

[SCOFFING SNORT]

WHAT ARE YOU DOING?

NO! NOT AGAIN!!

OH YEAH! [GULP] AGAIN!

[BURP]

[WHIMPERING] OOH-HOO-HOO!

I GIVE THAT EYEBALL-BELCH A PERFECT 10!

ME, TOO!

EH, 9 1/2. BURP DIDN'T HAVE ENOUGH URP, YA KNOW?

SO NOW WHAT ARE YOU GONNA DO, PACKLES?

GOTTA FIGURE OUT HOW TO DESTROY THAT FURNACE.

HMM. DON'T SUPPOSED THEY'D WANNA DO ME A FAVOR.

GUESS THAT'S A NO!

YO! OLE!

WHAAH!

YEE-HAH!

RIDE 'EM PAC-BOY!

HANG IN THERE!

DON'T LET EM THROW YA, PACKUMS!

EXCELLENT FORM!

UHH!

WHOA!

NEARLY LOST MY HEAD ON THAT ONE!

HM. THAT GIVES ME AN IDEA.

MAYBE NOT THE SMARTEST, BUT HERE GOES!

[CLANG]

TIMBER!

OH, THAT WAS TOTALLY AWESOME, PACKIKINS!

YEAH! NOT TOO SHABBY.

EVEN IF IT WAS PRETTY NUTSO.

I JUST HOPE IT WAS ENOUGH

TO PUT THAT THING OUT OF BUSINESS FOR GOOD.

[CRASH]

WELL IF IT WASN'T, IT IS NOW.

[PAC] ALL RIGHT, SUPER COOL!

THE HEAT'S OFF, AND ALL IS CHILL AGAIN!

I JUST HOPE I MAKE IT IN TIME

TO HEAR THE PRESIDENT'S ANNOUNCEMENT!

SPEAKING ON BEHALF OF EVERYONE IN PACWORLD,

WE OWE SIR CUMFERENCE A HEARTFELT APOLOGY.

WE-- I-- SHOULD NEVER HAVE DOUBTED HIM.

[O'DROOL] GOOD, I'M NOT TOO LATE!

THERE THEY ARE! ARREST THEM ALL!

THEY DEFIED MY DIRECT ORDERS!

DO WHAT YOU WANT TO ME,

BUT THIS YOUNG HERO JUST SAVED PACWORLD,

NOT TO MENTION YOUR POMPOUS POSTERIOR!

IRRELEVANT!

MIGHT I REMIND YOU,

I AM THE SECRETARY OF SECURITY!

PRESIDENT SPHEROS, I DEMAND TO KNOW.

WHAT ARE YOU GONNA DO ABOUT THIS SITUATION?

HMMM.

IT APPEARS I MUST EXECUTE AN EXECUTIVE ORDER.

[O'DROOL] WELL, THEN, PLEASE DO IT.

YOU'RE FIRED!

I D--

W-WAIT.

TH-THAT'S NOT HOW THIS IS SUPPOSED TO GO.

PLEASE ESCORT THE FORMER SECRETARY OUT OF MY SIGHT!

NO! STOP! AAH! WHAT ARE YOU DOING?

ALL RIGHT! COOL!

EXCELLENT!

[CHUCKLING] SO LONG, SNAPPY!

[COUGHING]

BUTT-LER!

WHERE'S THAT INCOMPETENT TWIN OF YOURS?

I'LL FEED HIM TO MY PLANT FOR THIS!

[COUGHING]

[COUGHING]

GONNA HAVE TO GET IN LINE.

STOP! NO!

BETRAYUS MADE ME DO IT!

MOMMY!

[PAINED SQUEALS]