Original subtitles

PACSTER... HEY, BUDDY, ARE YOU OKAY?

YOU'VE BEEN IN THERE LIKE, ALL MORNING.

MAYBE PAC-Y GOT A BUM BURRITO OR SOMETHING.

[ALL] AGH!

NAH, WAY TOO QUIET IN THERE.

HMM, GOOD POINT.

PERHAPS SOMETHING IS BEFALLEN THE YOUNG HERO?

PAC, WE'RE REALLY STARTING TO WORRY.

PLEASE COME OUT!

[PAC-MAN] DON'T WANNA.

THEN I'M GOING IN!

WHOA, WHOA, WHOA!

BOY'S BATHROOM!

YOU'VE GOT SOME BOUNDARY ISSUES, GIRLFRIEND.

UGH, OKAY, DISGUSTING!

WHATEVS.

I'M STILL TAKING A LOOK.

[GASPS]

I HAVE A GIANT ZIT.

AND TOMORROW'S CLASS PICTURE DAY!

[THEME MUSIC PLAYING]

uù THE PAC IS BACK u

uù GHOSTS CHOMPING AT HIS FEET u

uù PAC'S OUR HERO u

uù PAC JUST CAN'T BE BEAT, YEAH uù

uù PAC-MAN YELLOW, PAC EXTREME uù

uù HE'S A CHOWING-DOWN MACHINE u

uù MONSTERS, GHOULS u

uù AND ONLY ONE CAN STOP THEM uù

uù PAC MAN RULES! u

uù THE PAC IS BACK u

uù GHOSTS CHOMPING AT HIS FEET u

uù PAC'S OUR HERO u

uù PAC JUST CAN'T BE BEAT u

THE PAC IS BACK!

[PAC-MAN] YOU REALLY THINK THIS IS GONNA HELP, SILLY?

ABSOLUTELY.

ANY IMPERFECTION CAN BE IMPROVED...

WITH THE LIBERAL APPLICATION OF MOUNDS OF MAKE-UP.

WHOA! CAREFUL, DUDE!

SUCKER COULD BLOW AT ANY TIME.

IT'S OKAY WITH ME IF YOU CLOSE YOUR EYES WHILE YOU DO THIS.

DON'T BE SILLY, PAC. WE'VE ALL BEEN THERE.

WE JUST WANT TO HELP YOU.

HA! LOOKS TO ME LIKE YOU DO HAVE YOUR EYES CLOSED...

JUDGING BY YOUR WORK.

OH, SNAP!

LET THE BEST ARTIST WIN.

IT'S A MAKE-UP OFF!

LADIES, GRAB YOUR BRUSHES AND...

[WHISTLES]

YOU GO, GIRLS

GET OUT OF MY WAY! MOVE!

[PANTING]

AND THE WINNER IS...

THE... ZIT!

IT'S NO USE.

I BET I CAN SELL THIS ON THE INTERNET.

I JUST GOTTA FACE THIS LIKE A MAN.

A PAC-MAN.

YOU'RE PROBABLY RIGHT, BUD.

I BET NOBODY EVEN NOTICES IT.

I COULDN'T HELP NOTICING THE GIGANTIC ZIT ON THE LEMONHEAD.

UGH, HERE IT COMES.

SO, I DECIDED TO CELEBRATE THE EVENT WITH A COMMEMORATIVE GROSS-OUT PORTRAIT.

JUST NOT SURE I MADE THE ZIT BIG ENOUGH.

[SIGHS]

[SIGHS]

I ALWAYS BREAK OUT BEFORE PICTURE DAY.

IT'S A STRESS THING.

SO, DON'T LET THE THOUGHT OF YOUR HORRIBLE FACE

BEING RECORDED IN THE YEARBOOK FOREVER BOTHER YOU.

UH... THANKS?

OH!

GHOSTS, THE REAL TRUTH. HMM!

I'VE NEARLY FINISHED THIS AND THERE IS NO MENTION OF MY WIT, CHARM OR SUPREME INTELLIGENCE!

MAN! THAT IS ONE HUMUNGO GOOBER ON PAC-MAN'S HEAD.

HOO-HOO!

SURE DON'T WANT TO BE AROUND WHEN THAT VOLCANO ERUPTS.

HMM? SOMETHING'S WRONG WITH THE PAC-MAN?

HOLD MY PLACE! I WANT TO HEAR THIS!

[WHISTLES] AGH!

OH, MAN, WHAT WAS THAT?

OH, GOSH!

YOU FOUR! FRONT AND CENTER!

I WANT DETAILS. WHAT'S THIS ABOUT THE PAC-RAT?

UH, WELL, THE KID'S GOT A ZIT THE SIZE OF A CANTALOUPE ON HIS MELON

AND PICTURE DAY IS TOMORROW, SO, IT'S GONNA DO A TOTAL HEAD TRIP ON HIM.

REALLY?

THE MORE HE STRESSES, THE MORE ZITS HE GETS.

IT'S A VICIOUS CYCLE.

OH! I'LL SHOW THE PAC-PEST VICIOUS.

GATHER THE MEANEST AMOUNT OF GHOSTS IN THE NETHERWORLD.

THE BIGGEST JERKS! THE CRUMMIEST WISE GUYS.

UH... BESIDES YOURSELF, YOU MEAN, SIR?

ALL RIGHT, WISE GUYS, I HEAR YOU'VE GOT PRETTY FRESH MOUTHS.

WHAT'S IT TO YOU?

SAYS WHO?

I'LL SHOW YOU FRESH, YOU STINKER!

MY BUTLER HAS KINDLY OFFERED HIS SERVICES AS A PRACTICE DUMMY.

EMPHASIS ON DUMMY!

SO, SHOW ME WHAT YOU'VE GOT.

REDUCE HIM TO A SNIVELING HEAP! DO IT!

YOU'RE A PRETTY CHEEKY GUY AREN'T YOU?

IF YOU THINK TOO HARD, DO YOU GET A BRAIN FART?

IF THAT'S YOUR FACE, WHICH END'S UP? HAH!

[SOBBING]

MOMMY!

YOU'RE HIRED!

THE PAC-MAN IS DOOMED!

I KNOW THAT THE PAC-NANA LOOKS DELICIOUS, FUZZBITS...

BUT I'M AFRAID YOU MIGHT CHIP A TOOTH EATING THE VEHICLE.

OR NOT.

YO-HO! STOP GRUMBLING, GRINDER!

WITH ANY LUCK, THIS EXPERIMENTAL PORTAL FINDER WILL HELP US LOCATE...

WHERE THE LATEST RAMPAGING GHOSTS ARE ENTERING PAC WORLD.

SUCCESS!

MY DEVICE HAS LOCATED A ROTTEN SLICE OF PIZZA?

[SIGHS]

APPARENTLY STILL A FEW BUGS TO WORK OUT ON THE PORTAL DETECTOR.

[BURPS]

[GASPS] PERHAPS IT'S WORKING BETTER THAN I THOUGHT!

I'M GONNA NEED MORE ZIT-COLORED PAINT!

COME ON, CUT PAC SOME SLACK, SKEEBO.

PIMPLES OR NOT, PAC'S A REAL HERO.

YEAH! EVERYBODY WHO'S EVER SAVED THE WORLD FROM A GHOST ATTACK, RAISE YOUR HAND!

IN YOUR DREAMS, SKEEBO!

UH, HAD TO GIVE IT A SHOT.

[BEEPING]

AH, SAVED BY THE BELL.

WHAT'S UP, SIR CUMFERENCE?

YOU LOOK KIND OF FUNNY.

LIKE I SHOULD TALK.

UH, PAC-LAD? I WOULD APPRECIATE A BIT OF ASSISTANCE.

WE SEEM TO BE HAVING A BIT OF AN INFESTATION IN THE MAZE.

HEY, STOP GABBING AND LET ME EAT YOU!

DIDN'T YOUR MOMMA TEACH YOU THAT WE DON'T TALK WITH OUR MOUTHS FULL?

[CHUCKLES]

HERE'S A LESSON IN MANNERS.

[DRAMATIC MUSIC PLAYING]

WELL, IT'S A BIT MORE ECTOPLASMIC ACTIVITY THAN I CAN HANDLE!

SO, PLEASE DO GET HERE AS QUICKLY AS YOU CAN!

TIME TO SAVE THE CITY... AGAIN!

AND SHARE MY PIMPLE FACE WITH EVEN MORE PAC WORLDERS.

OH, MAN! THIS STRESS IS LIKE A ZIT FACTORY!k

YEAH, IT JUST GETS BETTER AND BETTER.

GOBBLE A GHOST FOR ME, PAC!

[DRAMATIC MUSIC PLAYING]

THESE PSC'S SEEM TO GET HEAVIER THE OLDER I GET.

HA-HA!

THAT OLD GOOFBALL CAN'T BARELY EVEN LIFT THAT BIG CANNON.

TOO BAD FOR YOU GUYS THAT I DON'T NEED A CANNON!

[THEME MUSIC PLAYING]

OH, MY! THAT IS AN IMPRESSIVE ARRAY!

IS IT CLASS PICTURE TIME AGAIN?

LOOKS LIKE HE'S GONNA HAVE TO CHANGE HIS NAME TO THE PUS-MAN.

OH! A GUY CAN'T CATCH A BREAK AROUND HERE.

OKAY, I GUESS IT'S CHOW TIME!

IS IT REALLY THAT TIME?

IS ZIT?

NOT FUNNY!

OOPS.

[LAUGHING]

THAT'S THE FUNNIEST THING I'VE SEEN ALL--

LAUGH THIS OFF.

YA-YOW!

HOT, HOT, HOT!

GOTCHA!

YO, PACSTER?

SCORE ONE FOR THE TEAM.

AW, BRAIN FREEZE!

[BURPS]

THINK THAT HURTS, PUS BUCKET?

WAIT'LL I GET DONE WIT' CHA.

GIVE HIM THE OLD LEFT HOOK!

WORK THAT JAB! COME ON!

WHAT ARE YOU WAITING FOR?

PUNCH HIM IN THE SCHNOZ!

NO WAY!

I'M NOT TOUCHING THAT THING.

I'D RATHER HAVE MY EYEBALLS SPAT OUT.

REALLY? EVEN GHOSTS ARE GROSSED OUT BY ME?

WELL, YEAH! I MEAN, LOOK AT YOU... EW.

AND THERE GOES MY LAST SHRED OF SELF CONFIDENCE.

[SIGHS]

I'VE BEEN WONDERING WHEN I'D NEED THIS SHRINK BERRY.

I THINK NOW'S AS GOOD A TIME AS ANY TO TAKE A LITTLE VACATION.

AND BY LITTLE, I MEAN TOO LITTLE TO BE NOTICED.

UH-OH.

OH, NO!

IT'S A BALLOON BERRY!

[WHIMSICAL MUSIC PLAYING]

NOW EVERYBODY CAN SEE ME.

OH!

CAN I GET A DO-OVER ON TODAY?

[ALL LAUGHING]

MOMMY, WHAT'S THAT?

I'LL TELL YOU WHEN YOU'RE OLDER.

EVERY TIME I THINK THIS DAY COULDN'T GET WORSE...

IT GETS WAY WORSE.

OH, THE KIDS ARE GONNA LOVE THIS.

SURE TO GO VIRAL.

OH, MAN! I'M A MEME.

THIS WOULD BE FUNNY IF IT WASN'T SO HORRIBLE.

[ALL LAUGHING]

STAY COOL, PAC!

WE'LL GET YOU DOWN!

[LAUGHING]

IS IT MY BIRTHDAY?

BECAUSE THIS IS THE BEST PRESENT EVER!

[LAUGHING]

HEY, EVERYBODY!

THIS IS A MUST SEE!

AWESOME!

I WANT TO SEE.

TURN OFF YOUR CELL PHONE!

COME ON, MOVE IT! CAN'T GET THROUGH!

WORKED OUT MY EYEBALLS THREE TIMES LAST WEEK!

WE JUST NEED TO LASSO YOU!

GOT HIM!

I THINK HE'S GOT US!

[DRAMATIC MUSIC PLAYING]

[HORNS HONKING]

[YELLING]

[CHUCKLES]

THIS IS REALLY BRUISING MY PRIDE.

[SLIDE WHISTLE] YOW!

AND MY BACKSIDE!

[YELLING]

[ALL CHEERING, LAUGHING]

THAT'S BETTER.

DON'T WANT TO MISS A GLORIOUS MOMENT OF THIS!

DID YOU SEE THAT KID GET GOOSED IN THE CABOOSE?

YEAH, PAC-BLIMP LOOKS LIKE HE'S GONNA EXPLODE.

BEST MOVIE EVER.

FOUR STARS AND TWO FLAMING THUMBS UP.

BEST PAINTING EVER!

FOUR STARS, TWO THUMBS UP.

[GASPS]

HUH, IT'S THE PAC-YEAR BLIMP!

I'M GONNA NEED A BIGGER BRUSH.

[BUBBLING

OH, NO, NOT NOW!

[FARTING]

UGH, EW, GROSS!

[COUGHING]

YOU'RE MY BEST BUD, PACSTER, BUT THIS ALL REALLY STINKS.

[CYLINDRIA] BAD!

THIS IS THE GREATEST DAY OF MY LIFE.

[SOBBING]

[ALL CHEERING]

[ALL] BETRAYUS! BETRAYUS!

BETRAYUS! BETRAYUS!

THIS IS THE GREATEST DAY OF MY AFTERLIFE!

HEE-HEE.

[FARTING CONTINUES]

LOOK OUT! INCOMING!

WHOA!

WHOA!

HIT THE DECK!

YOU KNOW, PAC, MAYBE IT'S TIME YOU SAW A PROFESSIONAL.

THE SOONER THE BETTER.

SO, EVERYTHING IS STRESSING ME OUT...

AND MY FACE KEEPS GETTING WORSE AND WORSE.

SADLY, PAC, ZITS AND THE COMMON COLD...

HAVE BAFFLED THE GREATEST MINDS THROUGHOUT THE AGES.

BUT YOU MIGHT STOP CONCENTRATING ON YOUR PRETTY FACE...

AND CONCENTRATE ON BEING THE HERO, YEAH?

[BELL RINGS]

SESSION OVER...

SO'S MY ACCENT.

I HAVE A PORTAL TO FIND AND A WORLD TO SAVE!

AS DO YOU, YOUNG PAC-MAN.

CONSIDER THAT THE NEXT TIME YOU LOOK IN THE MIRROR.

IF A HANDFUL OF WISE GUY GHOSTS STRESS PAC OUT...

LET'S SEE WHAT HE DOES WITH A FULL-ON INVASION OF INSULTING SPECTERS.

GO, GHOSTS!

SWARM THE SURFACE AND PUSH THE PUS-MAN OVER THE EDGE.

UNCLOG THAT MESS!

COME ON! COME ON!

REMOVE THAT HAUNTED HEINIE FROM MY PORTAL!

[FLUSHING]

I DESERVE A PAT ON THE BACK.

MY GHOSTS WILL VEX THE PAC-MAN...

UNTIL HE BECOMES NOTHING BUT A BIG BLITHERING, BLUBBERING ZIT!

[BELL RINGS]

I THINK I STRAINED MY GLOAT MUSCLE.

[OMINOUS MUSIC PLAYING]

KEEP MOVING.

THAT PORTAL'S NOT GONNA FIND ITSELF.

OOPS... SORRY.

[BEEPING]

I HOPE YOUR DRIVER'S LICENSE IS UP TO DATE.

NOW AS FOR THE PORTAL...

[SNIFFS]

LOOKS LIKE WE FOUND IT!

HMM.

SHOULD I?

WOW, EVEN THINKING ABOUT POPPING MY PIMPLES GIVES ME PIMPLES.

HUH?

I GIVE UP.

NO WAY. YOU NEVER GIVE UP.

YOU'RE THE PAC-MAN...

THE LAST OF THE RED-HOT YELLOWS.

YOU DON'T CARE THAT I LOOK LIKE A PEPPERONI PIZZA?

PACSTER, I LOVE PEPPERONI PIZZA.

AND I LOVE YOU, PAC.

JINX.

DOUBLE JINX.

TEN TO THE INFINITY JINX!

THANKS, GUYS.

DON'T WORRY, PACSTER.

WE JUST WANT TO HELP YOU.

HMM.

I CAN'T REMEMBER IF I SAID ANYTHING EARLIER WORTH REPEATING NOW.

BUT NO MATTER WHAT, I'M THERE FOR YOU, BRO.

YOU SEE?

YOUR FRIENDS DON'T CARE WHAT YOU LOOK LIKE.

THEY JUST CARE ABOUT WHO YOU ARE.

AND WHO ARE YOU?

I'M PAC-MAN AND I GOT A PORTAL TO FIND AND GHOSTS TO GOBBLE.

[KNOCKING]

UH, SO WHAT DO WE DO NOW?

I DON'T KNOW.

I THOUGHT WE'D JUST POP OR SOMETHING WHEN THEY LEFT.

HOW ABOUT POPPING OVER TO MY BUBBLE, BIG BOY?

[SIR CUMFERENCE] OVER HERE, PAC, MY BOY!

[DRAMATIC MUSIC PLAYING]

SIR C! THIS WAY!

[LAUGHING]

WELL, IF IT ISN'T A PIMPLE-FACED PAC PUSTULE.

YUP, THAT'S ME!

HUH?

US MAKING FUN OF YOUR ZITNESS DOESN'T STRESS YOU OUT?

[CHUCKLES]

NO, I DON'T MIND WHAT YOU CALL ME.

JUST AS LONG AS YOU DON'T CALL ME LATE TO LUNCH.

'CAUSE YOU GUYS ARE LUNCH.

RUN!

[YELLING]

HEAD FOR THE HILLS!

LET'S GET OUT OF HERE!

HIS SELF-ESTEEM IS SCARING ME!

MM-MM, GOOD POINT.

[BURPS]

THAT WAS EVERY KIND OF AWESOME!

YOU JUST BEAT ALL THE GHOSTS IN THE NETHERWORLD...

AND YOU HARDLY HAD TO LIFT A FINGER!

THE PAC IS BACK!

FOLLOW THOSE GHOSTS!

THEY'LL LEAD US STRAIGHT TO THE PORTAL!

[THEME MUSIC PLAYING]

NO!

YOU'LL LEAD THEM STRAIGHT TO THE PORTAL!

THIS IS ALL YOUR FAULT.

OF COURSE, IT IS.

[MUSIC ENDS]

[GROANS]

WOW, TIGHT FIT.

HEY, GUYS?

I'M KIND OF STUCK HERE.

[DRAMATIC MUSIC PLAYING]

WE GOT YOUR BACK, PAC!

JUST LET ME GET A GOOD GRIP AND--

[SPLASH]

NOT ONLY DID THAT PORTAL POP MY PIMPLES...

BUT ALL THE GOO FROM MY GOOBERS SEALED IT UP TIGHT.

AND YOU LOOK PICTURE PERFECT FOR PICTURE DAY.

UNLIKE YOU, HUH, SKEEBS?

BUMMER ABOUT YOUR PAINT ALLERGY.

SMILE FOR THE CAMERA, SKEEBO.

THIS IS A MEMORY TO LAST A LIFETIME.

FOR ME, AT LEAST.

[CAMERA SHUTTER CLICKS]

[THEME MUSIC PLAYING]

[ELECTRONIC MUSIC PLAYING]