Original subtitles

IS HE HERE?

THIS IS SO GREAT, PAC!

YOU ROCK!

AWESOME! I CAN'T SEE!

AREN'T YOU EXCITED, SKEEBO?

PAC INVITED PRESIDENT SPHEROS TO TALK WITH THE CLASS

AND HE SAID YES!

BIG DEAL.

YEAH, IT IS A BIG DEAL, SKEEBS.

PAC AND THE PRESIDENT ARE LIKE THIS.

[PHONE RINGS]

OH, DEAR!

OH, MY!

IT'S THE PRESIDENT!

HI, MR. PRESIDENT!

HELLO, PAC. I MAY BE A TAD LATE.

NO PROBLEM, SIR.

[SPHEROS] ACTUALLY THERE IS.

A RATHER LARGE PROBLEM!

WHOA!

[THEME MUSIC PLAYING]

PAC IS BACK

GHOSTS CHOMPING AT HIS FEET

PAC'S OUR HERO

PAC JUST CAN'T BE BEAT, YEAH

PAC EXTREME

HE'S A CHOWING-DOWN MACHINE

MONSTERS, GHOULS

AND ONLY ONE CAN STOP THEM

PAC MAN RULES!

THE PAC IS BACK

GHOSTS CHOMPING AT HIS FEET

PAC'S OUR HERO

PAC JUST CAN'T BE BEAT

THE PAC IS BACK!

THEY'RE STEALING THE PRESIDENT!

THAT IS SO NOT COOL!

SPIRAL, YOU JUST GAVE ME AN IDEA.

LET'S SEE. UH, BOUNCING BERRY.

THAT'S A GROWING BERRY.

THIS LOOKS LIKE POCKET LINT.

AH-HA!

THE MINTY ICE BERRY!

DUDE! [CYLINDRA] THE LIMO!

ON IT!

[SCREAMING]

PAC, THE SCHOOL!

GUARD THE PRESIDENT.

I'LL PUT THE REST OF THESE GHOULS IN THE DEEP FREEZE.

[SPAGHETTI WESTERN MUSIC PLAYS]

SHOW YOURSELVES.

[LAUGHING]

A FOOD FIGHT? SERIOUSLY?

[BURPS]

THEY HAD TO KNOW THEY DIDN'T STAND A GHOST OF A CHANCE.

[VOICE] I'M IN!

WHAT WAS THAT?

DID YOU SAY SOMETHING, MR. PRESIDENT?

[CLEARS THROAT] ME? NO.

EVERYTHING'S JUST PERFECT.

THAT'S STRANGE. THEY ALL JUST SUDDENLY GAVE UP.

YEAH, WELL, AT LEAST THE PRESIDENT'S SAFE

AND HE CAN TALK TO THE CLASS.

PLEASE WELCOME PRESIDENT STRATOS SPHEROS.

RIGHT. I'M HISTORY.

BUT, MR. PRESIDENT,

YOU SAID YOU'D STAY AND ANSWER OUR QUESTIONS.

OH, STOP WHINING.

I'M A BUSY COMMANDER-IN-CHIEF.

OH, YEAH. THEY'RE REAL CLOSE.

THAT WAS SERIOUSLY STRANGE.

TOTALLY, ESPECIALLY AFTER YOU JUST SAVED HIM.

MAYBE HE'S JUST STRESSED OUT AFTER THE GHOST ATTACK.

OH, MOVE IT, BUTTLER!

CAN'T YOU SEE I'M TRYING TO TALK TO THE OTHER TWIN, TWIT?

WELL, DR. BUTTOCKS, HAVE YOU FOUND ANYTHING YET?

LISTEN, BETRAYUS,

I'M SEARCHING AS FAST AS I CAN.

WELL, SEARCH FASTER, BEFORE SOMEONE SEES YOU!

SO WHAT IF THEY DO?

ALL THEY ARE GOING TO SEE IS THEIR WITLESS PRESIDENT SPHEROS.

THEY'LL NEVER NOTICE MY LATEST BRILLIANT DEVICE,

THE CORPOREAL OCCUPATION EXTENUATOR, WHICH ALLOWS--

WHICH ALLOWS A GHOST TO POSSESS A LIVING BEING WITHOUT TIME LIMITS,

AS YOU TOLD ME A HUNDRED TIMES!

WELL, IT IS MY LATEST, GREATEST INVENTION.

YES, WHEE! HOORAY FOR YOU!

NOW STOP BRAGGING, DR. BUTTOCKS,

AND FIND OUT WHERE MY DIM-BULB BROTHER HID THE REPOSITORY

CONTAINING OUR BODIES! NOW!

YOU THINK YOU COULD DO BETTER?

THEN WHY DON'T YOU COME UP HERE AND POSSESS YOUR BROTHER YOURSELF?

[GROANS]

DON'T BE ABSURD!

I'M THE RULER OF THE NETHERWORLD!

I SEND OTHERS TO DO MY DIRTY WORK.

LIKE YOU!

MIND YOUR TONGUE! MAY I REMIND YOU

THAT I AM THE PRESIDENT?

RUBBISH! YOU'RE JUST IN HIS BODY.

AND I CAN DO WHATEVER I LIKE TO IT.

STOP THAT! STOP THAT AT ONCE!

WHY SHOULD I? HAVEN'T YOU HEARD?

POSSESSION IS 9/10 OF THE LAW!

DON'T CONFUSE ME WITH FRACTIONS!

JUST FIND THAT REPOSITORY WITH OUR BODIES!

OH, BE QUIET UND LET ME THINK!

BUT I DIDN'T SAY ANYTHING, MR. PRESIDENT.

AAGH!

THE PAC-MAN!

I MEAN, AH, PAC! WHAT DO YOU WANT?

I CAME TO ASK, ARE YOU MAD AT ME?

MAD? OH, UM, NO, I'M JUST, UH--

DON'T MAKE EXCUSES TO THAT GLUTTONOUS GUMBALL!

DON'T TAKE THAT TONE WITH ME!

I WILL TAKE ANY TONE I LIKE, YOU POMPOUS PRIG!

HOW DARE YOU SPEAK TO ME THAT WAY?

BUT I DIDN'T.

OH, LEAVE ME ALONE, WILL YOU?

I'LL JUST COME BACK LATER.

NO! YOU STAY RIGHT WHERE YOU ARE.

OKAY.

NO! GET RID OF HIM AT ONCE

AND THEN GO AND FIND THE REPOSITORY!

WELL, WHAT IF I DON'T WANT TO FIND THE REPOSITORY, HUH?

WHAT IF I WANT TO FIND THE TREE OF LIFE?

WHAT ABOUT THAT, HUH? HUH?

NOW LISTEN TO ME, YOU EGOTISTICAL ECTOPLASM!

YOU INSIPID SPECTER!

YOU WADDLING WRAITH!

YOU IMPERTINENT EIDOLON!

UH, YOU TALKING TO US?

'CAUSE IF YOU ARE--

YOU'RE GONNA NEED TO TRANSLATE.

AGH! NO! YES! I MEAN...BUTTLER!

I TOLD YOU TO CLEAN THE SCREEN!

I AM VERY VERY BUSY.

BUT ALSO NOT DOING ANYTHING.

NOTHING HAPPENING HERE. NO SIREE. NOW SCOOT!

BUT YOU SENT FOR US.

I DID?

WELL, I CHANGED MY MIND.

SO, OUT! VAMOOSE!

GET!

[ALL SCREAM]

HMM!

HE'S EVEN NUTTIER THAN USUAL.

I DIDN'T THINK THAT WAS POSSIBLE.

[GRUNTS]

SEE YA.

MAYBE HE'S JUST UPSET ABOUT ALL THE RECENT ATTACKS AND STUFF.

BUT THEN, WHY WAS HE GOING ON ABOUT THE REPOSITORY

AND THE TREE OF LIFE?

NO, NO, SOMETHING IS DEFINITELY WRONG.

YEAH, DUDE. YOU KEEP WAKING ME UP!

[DISTANT WAILING]

DID YOU HEAR THAT?

I WAS TRYING NOT TO.

NOT ME! LISTEN!

[DISTANT WAILING]

[ALL SCREAM]

WHAT ARE YOU DOING OUT HERE?

I HEARD SOMETHING.

[DISTANT WAILING]

THE ROOF! COME ON!

[ALL SCREAMING]

WHY ARE YOU ON THE ROOF?

WE HAD TO TALK TO YOU IN PRIVATE.

YOU COULD HAVE JUST COME TO OUR ROOM.

WHAT DID I SAY?

THE JOINT COULD BE BUGGED OR SLUGGED.

OKAY, WHATEVER. SO WHAT DID YOU WANT TO TELL US?

OH, YEAH. THAT WE-- AND BY THAT I MEAN YOU--

HAVE A HUGE PROBLEM.

WE'RE TALKING BUILD-A- MONUMENT-TO-IT HUGE!

WHAT DO YOU MEAN, "BETRAYUS WAS NUTTIER THAN USUAL"?

I DIDN'T THINK THAT WAS POSSIBLE.

HE WAS RANTING AND RAVING!

AT HIMSELF!

I'M TELLING YOU, HE'S GONE OFF THE DEEP END WITHOUT A PADDLE, PAL!

TALKING TO HIMSELF. HMM.

JUST LIKE WITH THE PRESIDENT.

BETRAYUS AND THE PRESIDENT ARE BROTHERS, RIGHT?

SO MAYBE THEY BOTH FLIPPED OUT AT THE EXACT SAME TIME.

OR MAYBE THE PRESIDENT IS POSSESSED.

BUT HE CAN'T BE. YOU SAID GHOSTS CAN'T STAY IN A PERSON FOR MORE THAN A FEW MINUTES.

RIGHT. OR BELIEVE ME, WE WOULD.

EW.

WE NEED HELP FIGURING THIS OUT.

WHO DO WE KNOW WHO'S AN EXPERT ON ACTING WEIRD?

GOOD MORNING!

COME TO VISIT FUZBITZ, I PRESUME.

ACTUALLY, SIR CUMFERENCE,

WE THINK THE PRESIDENT'S BEEN POSSESSED BY A GHOST!

A REAL SPACED-OUT SPOOK TO BOOT.

FASCINATING. OKIE-DOKEY.

LET'S SEE IF THIS WORKS.

UH, DID YOU HEAR WHAT WE--

[SCREAMS]

AAAGH!

OH! MAKE IT STOP!

MY FACE IS MELTING!

TOOK YOU LONG ENOUGH!

DON'T EVEN THINK ABOUT IT, TIN-TUSH!

WHAT WAS THAT?

I CALL IT THE PACO -STROBO-CACOPHONATOR!

WHAT'S IT DO?

BESIDES MAKE US WANT TO SMASH IT?

WELL, YOU SEE, SOMETIMES I BUILD INVENTIONS TO SOLVE A PROBLEM.

AND SOMETIMES--

YOU BUILD INVENTIONS TO CAUSE ONE?

IT'S A WACKY WORLD.

RIGHT.

SO WHAT ARE WE GONNA DO

ABOUT PRESIDENT SPHEROS?

AH, THAT'S HIM COMING NOW. GOOD!

NO, BAD! HE'S--

TALK LATER. HIDE NOW!

AH, SIR CUMFERENCE!

I MEAN, SIR CUMFERENCE.

PERFECT. GET THAT OLD COOT TO TELL YOU

WHERE HE HID THE REPOSITORY WITH OUR BODIES.

BUT BE SUBTLE ABOUT IT.

SO, SIR CUMFERENCE,

I WAS WONDERING IF YOU COULD REMIND ME--

HEY, LOOK AT THIS LAB!

I'VE NEVER SEEN ANYTHING LIKE IT!

BUT YOU WERE JUST HERE YESTERDAY.

OH. YES. I SIMPLY LOVE WHAT YOU'VE DONE WITH THE PLACE.

OH, WHAT A TWIT!

SUCH INTERESTING INVENTIONS.

AS PRESIDENT OF PAC WORLD, I ORDER YOU TO TELL ME WHAT EACH ONE DOES.

[LAUGHS] OH, HAPPY TO, IF I COULD REMEMBER.

OOH! WHAT DOES THIS DO?

YOU'RE GOING TO BLOW IT!

NEVER MIND. I GET THE IDEA.

[BETRAYUS] QUIT PLAYING AROUND, YOU PINHEAD!

STOP PESTERING ME!

BUT I DIDN'T SAY ANYTHING!

DO I LOOK LIKE I'M TALKING TO YOU?

WH-- YEAH!

OH YEAH, HE'S LOST IT.

ASK HIM ABOUT THE REPOSITORY!

I WILL DO AS I PLEASE!

OF COURSE. YOU'RE THE PRESIDENT.

SOMETIMES YOU HAVE TO WONDER HOW THE HECK YOU GOT ELECTED.

[PURRING]

WELL, AT LEAST GIVE ME A HINT!

[WHISPERS] FUZZ, WAIT!

HE OBVIOUSLY SENSES THE PRESIDENT IS A FAKE!

[GROWLS]

A MONSTER!

GET HIM OFF OF ME!

GET HIM OFF!

LOOK OUT!

WHAT ARE THEY DOING HERE?

LET ME SEE. UH, HMM,

THEY CAME TO TELL ME SOMETHING--

RUN!

[SPHEROS] SECURITY, SOUND THE ALARM!

I'VE BEEN ATTACKED BY PAC-MAN AND HIS COHORTS IN CRIME!

GET THEM!

LET'S HOVER!

WE LOST THE FEDS JUST IN TIME!

[SIRENS WAILING]

YEAH, TO BE CHASED BY THE PAC POLICE!

I CAN'T BELIEVE THIS IS HAPPENING!

[SIRENS WAILING]

HEY, COME ON! WE'RE THE GOOD GUYS!

HONEST!

FORGET IT! WE GOTTA DITCH 'EM!

RIGHT NOW!

HUH?

[BOWLING PINS CRASHING, POLICE GROANING]

OH, HI FRED. FUNNY RUNNING INTO YOU.

WHOA!

AGH! WHOA!

WE GOTTA HIDE! BUT WHERE?

BRO, I'M NOT EVEN SURE WHERE WE ARE.

I AM. THIS IS THE SUPER CUTE BOUTIQUE TUBE STOP.

FOLLOW ME!

HUH. LOOKS LIKE WE LOST 'EM.

WHOA. WE'LL HAVE TO LAY LOW TILL DARK

THEN TRY TO SNEAK HOME AND GET MY BACK-UP BERRY SUPPLY.

DOES THIS MAKE ME LOOK FAT?

[SPHEROS] CITIZENS OF PACOPOLIS,

IT IS WITH A HEAVY HEART THAT I MUST REPORT TO YOU

THAT I, YOUR BELOVED PRESIDENT,

HAVE JUST BEEN VICIOUSLY ASSAULTED

BY PAC-MAN AND HIS TWO FIENDISH FRIENDS!

ANYONE SEEING THESE THREE DANGEROUS FUGITIVES

MUST NOTIFY THE POLICE IMMEDIATELY!

THESE CRIMINALS MUST BE BROUGHT TO JUSTICE!

OR, TO COIN A PHRASE, GOTTA CATCH 'EM ALL!

TENSIONS RUN HIGH AS AUTHORITIES MOUNT A MASSIVE PAC-MANHUNT.

I MUST MAKE A SECURE CALL.

INITIATE AUDIO ISOLATION.

ER-- HUH?

OH, JUST SHUT THE PARTITION!

BETRAYUS! ARE YOU THERE?

AGH!

YES, OF COURSE I'M HERE!

WHERE HAVE YOU BEEN?

ARRANGING FOR PAC-MAN TO BE BRANDED AS PUBLIC ENEMY NUMBER ONE!

OOH! GOOD ONE! BUT WHAT ABOUT--

THE REPOSITORY? YES YES!

BUT I'VE GOT AN EVEN MORE BRILLIANT PLAN

THAT WILL LEAD ME STRAIGHT TO OUR BODIES

AND THE TREE OF LIFE--

[MUFFLED SCREAMS]

WHILE FORCING THE PAC-MAN TO SURRENDER OR ELSE!

HEE HEE! BRILLIANT!

GLAD I THOUGHT OF IT.

WELL, WHILE YOU'RE TAKING CREDIT,

MAKE SURE YOU THINK OF SENDING UP A BATTALION OF GHOSTS

TO BACK ME UP.

ALL RIGHT! ANOTHER BRILLIANT IDEA OF MINE!

[CLEARS THROAT] ALL RIGHT, LOWER THE GLASS.

I SAID, LOWER THE GLASS!

[MUFFLED] LOWER THE GLASS, YOU FOOLS!

[NAILS SCRATCHING]

[SIRENS WAILING]

YOU KNOW, PAC, I'M REALLY PROUD OF YOU.

I WASN'T SURE YOU HAD THE WILLPOWER

TO KEEP FROM EATING YOUR EMERGENCY BACK-UP BERRIES.

[LAUGHS]

UH, ME EITHER.

DUDE, HOW MANY?

THERE'S ONE LEFT.

BUT THAT'S BETTER THAN NONE, RIGHT?

YOU BET IT IS!

SO NOW WHAT DO WE DO?

YOU COULD GIVE UP,

BUT THAT WOULD SPOIL THE FUN OF WATCHING YOU BE WIPED OUT.

PSST. HI, PACKIE.

AS PRESIDENT OF PACWORLD, I COMMAND YOU TO HAND OVER YOUR POWER BERRIES.

AND THEN YOU ARE GOING TO TELL ME WHERE THE TREE OF LIFE

AND THE REPOSITORY ARE HIDDEN.

AM I CLEAR?

YEAH, BUT YOU'RE NOT THE PRESIDENT.

IF YOU WERE, YOU'D KNOW WHERE THE TREE AND THE REPOSITORY WERE.

OF COURSE I'M PRESIDENT SPHEROS!

PROVE IT!

UH, UH, [MUMBLING] UH--

DON'T PANIC. SPHEROS IS MY BROTHER.

I KNOW EVERYTHING ABOUT HIM.

HERE'S WHAT YOU TELL HIM.

MY NICKNAME IN PRESCHOOL WAS "FAUCET NOSE."

I WORE A DIAPER UNTIL I WAS SIX,

AND PEAS GIVE ME GAS.

THERE. SATISFIED?

[ALL GROAN]

CAN YOU SAY, "TOO MUCH INFORMATION"?

YEAH, BUT PRETTY CONVINCING.

EXCEPT THE REAL PRESIDENT SPHEROS WOULD NEVER TEAM UP WITH GHOSTS.

HE'S GOT US THERE.

IT DOESN'T MATTER! I'VE WON. HE'S LOST.

GO ON. TELL THAT LEMON TART THAT BETRAYUS FINALLY BEAT HIM!

OH, FINE, IF YOU INSIST.

HUH? ON WHAT? HEY, WAIT! YOUR VOICE!

ZAT'S RIGHT! I AM REALLY THE BEYOND-BRILLIANT

DR. BUTTOCKS, WHO--

[BETRAYUS] STOP TALKING ABOUT YOU!

THIS IS ALL ABOUT ME!

OH, ALL RIGHT, ALL RIGHT!

YOU LOSE. BETRAYUS WINS.

REALITY CHECK.

NEVER HAPPEN, IMPOSTER DUDE.

I BEG TO DIFFER.

NOW HAND OVER YOUR POWER BERRY DISPENSER

OR SIR KUMQUAT GETS IT! [MUFFLED] DON'T DO IT!

OKAY, JUST DON'T HURT HIM.

YOU CAN HAVE MY BERRY DISPENSER.

RIGHT!

AT LAST, THE POWER IS MINE!

[BETRAYUS] WHAT'S WRONG WITH YOU?

IT'S MINE! MINE MINE MINE!

WHATEVER.

WAIT.

WHERE ARE THE POWER BERR--

I AM SO GOING TO--

[BOTH SCREAMING]

NICE GOING, PAC STAR!

LUCKY YOU DIDN'T HAVE TIME TO GIVE THE PACO -STROBO- CACOPHONATOR

BACK TO SIR C IN THE LAB.

TIME TO GOBBLE SOME GHOSTS!

NO NEED. CHECK IT OUT.

LET'S BOOK OUT OF HERE!

OH, DR. HINEY HEAD'S SLIME!

GAME OVER, MAN! GAME OVER!

THE PAC IS BACK!

[PRESIDENT] PAC, CYLI, SPIRAL,

I HAVE ALREADY ANNOUNCED TO PACWORLD

THAT IT WAS ALL A BIG MISTAKE,

AND YOU ARE STILL OUR FAITHFUL HEROES.

LOOKS LIKE I NEED TO GET TO WORK

INVENTING SOMETHING TO PROTECT THE PRESIDENT

FROM ANOTHER INCIDENT LIKE THIS ONE.

OH, BY THE WAY,

WHILE MY DIABOLICAL BROTHER WAS PUTTING WORDS IN MY MOUTH,

I DIDN'T SAY ANYTHING EMBARRASSING, DID I?

NAH!

NO WAY. DON'T BE SILLY!

OH, GOOD. NOW WHO'S HUNGRY?

I AM!

SURE. HEY, YOU BET!

BUT DON'T WORRY. WE WON'T ORDER PEAS.

WHY-- WHU? OH.

[THEME MUSIC PLAYS]

[MUSIC ENDS]