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[REPORTER] AFTERSHOCKS CONTINUE

IN THE WAKE OF THE SUPERNATURAL ATTACK

ON OUR NATION'S CAPITAL JUST HOURS AGO.

[MR. PRESIDENT] MY FELLOW PACWORLDERS.

I COME TO YOU TONIGHT TO ASSURE YOU

THAT THE STATE OF OUR UNION IS STRONG.

[RUMBLING]

WITH PERIODS OF SEVERE SHAKINESS.

WE HAVE SURVIVED AN UNPRECEDENTED ASSAULT

BY THE NETHER REALM.

BUT THE BATTLE IS FAR FROM OVER.

I PLACED OUR SECURITY FORCES ON RED ALERT

IN THE EVENT OF FURTHER HOSTILITY.

BUT WE MUST ALL DO OUR PART.

I ASK EACH OF YOU TO BE CAUTIOUS.

I ASK EACH OF YOU TO BE FEARLESS.

I ASK EACH OF YOU--

[GUNS COCK]

TO WEAR A HELMET.

OTHERWISE, YOU COULD GET HIT ON THE HEAD.

THE WHOLE PLACE IS FALLING APART.

[ALL] HUH?

AND IT'S GOING TO GET WORSE

UNLESS WE RECOVER THE TREE OF LIFE.

WITHOUT THAT TREE,

IT'S JUST A MATTER OF TIME UNTIL ALL OF PACWORLD

COMES CRASHING DOWN.

[ALL SCREAM]

THEN THERE'S ONLY ONE THING LEFT TO DO.

EXACTLY.

WE HAVE TO GO TO THE NETHER REALM

AND BRING BACK THE TREE OF LIFE.

OH. I WAS THINKING WE SHOULD MOVE

TO ANOTHER PLANET.

BUT PAC, IF WE WENT INSIDE THE NETHER REALM,

THE GHOSTS WOULD EAT US ALIVE.

NOT IF I EAT THEM FIRST.

HOW? THEY TOOK THE POWER PALM

AND THE POWER BERRIES.

[MR. PRESIDENT] NOT ALL OF THEM.

THOSE SHOULD HELP.

BUT ONCE WE'RE IN THERE,

HOW WILL WE FIND THE TREE?

I THINK I KNOW WHO CAN HELP.

BßB [OPENING THEME]

THE PAC IS BACK

GHOSTS CHOMPING AT HIS FEET

PAC'S OUR HERO

PAC JUST CAN'T BE BEAT, YEAH

READY TO GO, PAC IS FREE

HE'S A CHOWING-DOWN MACHINE

KILLS MONSTERS, GHOULS, AND ONLY ONE CAN STOP THEM

PAC-MAN RULES

THE PAC IS BACK

GHOSTS CHOMPING AT HIS FEET

PAC'S OUR HERO

THE PAC JUST CAN'T BE BEAT

[ARCADE MUSIC]

THE PAC IS BACK

UGH, IT'S NOT A COUNTRY CLUB.

WE'RE NOT ALLOWED TO BRING GUESTS.

WE HAD A DEAL, REMEMBER?

IF I DIDN'T EAT YOU YOU'D OWE ME ONE.

BUT WE CAN'T SNEAK YOU INSIDE.

BETRAYUS WOULD VAPORIZE US.

YEAH. TURN US INTO SWAMP GAS.

DISINTEGRATE OUR SPECTRO-PLASM.

WHICH WOULD NEGATIVELY IMPACT MY VERY BUSY SOCIAL LIFE.

THEN AGAIN, I GUESS I COULD JUST EAT ALL FOUR OF YOU RIGHT NOW.

[ALL] NO.

OKAY, OKAY, OKAY, YOU WIN.

IF WE TAKE YOU INSIDE, WHAT'S IN IT FOR US?

I DON'T KNOW. WHAT DO YOU WANT?

WE WANT OUT.

WE'RE SICK OF THE NETHER REALM.

IT'S HOT AND IT SMELLS LIKE FEET.

WE WANT TO LIVE IN PACWORLD.

BUT TO DO THAT,

WE NEED OUR CORPORAL BODIES BACK.

IT'S NEVER BEEN DONE BEFORE.

THE PROCESS COULD DESTROY YOU.

NO, IT'S TOO RISKY.

NOW WHICH WAY IS IT TO THE NETHER REALM?

UM, GEE, I FORGET.

ME, TOO.

UH, ME THREE?

[SIGHS] IF THE MISSION PROVES SUCCESSFUL,

WE'LL DO ALL WE CAN TO RESTORE YOUR PHYSICAL BODIES.

[ALL] DEAL.

THIS COULD BE THE BEGINNING OF A BEAUTIFUL FRIENDSHIP.

EWW.

UGH, DISGUSTING.

OR MAYBE NOT.

[THUNDER BOOMS]

OKAY.

WHICH WAY IS THE GATE TO THE NETHER REALM?

IT'S THAT WAY, BLINKY.

NO IT'S NOT, PINKY.

LIKE YOU WOULD KNOW, INKY.

BETTER THAN YOU, CLYDE.

YOU GET LOST IN A THOUGHT, INKY.

YOU TAKE THAT BACK, BLINKY.

TRY AND MAKE ME, INKY.

IT'S THIS WAY, PINKY.

NO WAY, CLYDE.

[WHISTLING]

DO ANY OF YOU KNOW WHERE IT IS?

[ALL] NOT A CLUE.

THIS IS GETTING STINKY.

WHO'S STINKY?

I'M NOT STINKY, I'M PINKY.

I SMELL GOOD.

FOUND IT.

RIGHT WHERE I SAID IT WOULD BE.

DID NOT.

COME ON, LET'S ROLL.

WE'RE GOING IN, MR. PRESIDENT.

PACWORLD IS COUNTING ON YOU KIDS.

NOW REMEMBER, THE POWER FROM THOSE BERRIES

WILL PROTECT YOU IN THE NETHER REALM

FOR ONLY SO LONG.

ONCE THE PROPERTIES WEAR OFF--

WHAT WILL HAPPEN TO US?

WELL, ACCORDING TO OUR RESEARCH...

BAD THINGS.

LIKE WHAT?

JUST GET THE TREE OF LIFE OUT OF THERE FAST

SO YOU WON'T HAVE TO FIND OUT.

OH.

GAH.

MR. PRESIDENT, WE'LL COME BACK AS SOON AS POSSIBLE

WITH THE TREE OF LIFE.

[ALL SCREAM]

STAY CLOSE AND WATCH YOUR STEP.

THE STAIRS HERE ARE PRETTY WOBBLY.

THEY'RE NOT JUST WOBBLY,

THEY'RE MOVING.

YOU TOOK THE WRONG STAIRCASE, BLINKY.

DON'T START WITH ME, PINKY.

[ALL SCREAM]

[YELPS]

[HOWLS]

[HOWLS]

NICE JOB.

YOU MADE ENOUGH NOISE TO WAKE THE DEAD.

LITERALLY. [GASPS]

SECURITY'S EVERYWHERE. THIS COULD GET UGLY.

WE GOT TO DISGUISE YOU.

AS WHAT?

AS GHOSTS.

OH...

BARF-A-ROONIE.

IT SMELLS LIKE SEWAGE.

WHAT IS THIS STUFF?

SEWAGE.

EWW!

I'M SURE THIS WILL WORK OUT WELL.

HALT.

UH, WHO GOES THERE?

JUST LITTLE OL' US.

PINKY, BLINKY, INKY AND CLYDE.

AND WHO ARE THESE THREE?

OH, THIS IS DINKY, FINKY,

AND PARTICULARLY STINKY.

[GROANING] STINKY?

YOU STARTED IT, GIRLFRIEND.

THEY'RE GHOSTS, TOO, SEE?

SCARY GHOSTS. OOH!

BOOGA-BOOGA-BOOGA.

LOOK OUT.

I'M COMING TO HAUNT YOU.

OOH...

THEY'RE NOT GHOSTS.

SURE, THEY ARE.

I CAN'T SEE THROUGH 'EM.

TOUCHEÈ. WELL PLAYED.

WE CAN'T FOOL YOU.

FACT IS, THESE THREE ARE OUR PRISONERS.

VERY HUSH-HUSH, TOP SECRET.

YEAH, WE CAUGHT THEM OURSELVES.

YOU DIDN'T CATCH THESE THREE.

WANT TO KNOW WHAT I THINK?

NOT ESPECIALLY.

I THINK YOU'RE HELPING THESE PACWORLDERS

SNEAK IN HERE AND STEAL BACK THE TREE OF LIFE.

WHAT? WOW, WOW, WOW,

THAT IS CRAZY.

WHY WOULD WE DO SUCH A KOOKY THING?

THAT IS SO NUTTY.

WHY WOULD YOU THINK THAT?

I DON'T KNOW.

IT JUST SEEMED LIKE A POSSIBILITY.

[ALL LAUGH]

[GHOSTS] THAT IS WILD.

I GUESS IT IS.

GOTTA RUN, BYE.

EH, CRAZY.

HUH?

HEY.

COME BACK HERE.

[LIVELY MUSIC]

I DIDN'T KNOW YOU BROUGHT THOSE.

WHAT'D YOU THINK WE HAD IN OUR BACKPACKS?

LUNCH.

UH, ANYBODY GOT A MINT?

[GIGGLES]

[GHOSTS WAILING]

THIS MIGHT BE A REALLY GOOD TIME

TO MOVE ALONG.

THE ROUND ONE KEEPS LOOKING AT ME.

I THINK HE LIKES ME.

YOU'RE GOOFY.

NO, I'M PINKY.

YOU FORGOT MY NAME?

WHAT'S WRONG WITH YOU?

THERE IT IS.

COME ON, LET'S GRAB IT.

HOLD YOUR HORSE POWERS.

WE GOT A PROBLEM.

ACTUALLY, THREE PROBLEMS.

THE THREE-HEADED DEMON DOG.

OR AS WE LIKE TO CALL HIM,

FLUFFY.

[DOGS YELP]

[SNARLING]

[ALL SCREAM]

THE MIDDLE ONE'S A SWEETHEART.

THE OTHER TWO I CAN DO WITHOUT.

THE MIDDLE ONE LOOKS MEAN.

THEY'RE ALL MEAN.

SO WHY IS HE A SWEETHEART?

WELL, AFTER HE CHEWS YOU TO RIBBONS,

HE SENDS YOU A GET-WELL CARD.

VERY THOUGHTFUL.

THE OTHER TWO, NOT EVEN A PHONE CALL.

THEY COULDN'T CARE LESS.

LET'S PAC 'EM UP.

[DRAMATIC MUSIC]

[ALL] AH!

BOO!

[ALL SCREAM]

[ALL GASP]

[MANIACAL LAUGH]

TAKE A LOOK AT YOUR LAST BEST HOPE, PACWORLD.

THE YELLOW ONE, YOUR SAVIOR, IS LOCKED UP

IN THE NETHER REALM.

AND WITHOUT YOUR PRECIOUS TREE OF LIFE,

DEAR BROTHER,

YOU CAN KISS YOUR CIVILIZATION GOODBYE.

[LAUGHS]

YOU KNOW, LEMON BALL.

YOU REMIND ME OF YOUR PARENTS.

YOU KNEW THEM?

VERY WELL.

THEY WERE ALMOST AS GULLIBLE AS YOU.

LAUGHS] THE SAPS.

I HAVE A FEW THINGS OF THEIRS

I THINK THEY'D WANT YOU TO HAVE.

BUT I'M GOING TO KEEP THEM,

JUST TO TORMENT YOU. [LAUGHS]

YOU KNOW, PAC,

I NEVER WOULD HAVE CAUGHT YOU

IF IT WEREN'T FOR MY CLOSE ALLIES.

YOU SAID YOU OWED ME ONE.

YEAH, WE LIED.

WE DO THAT A LOT.

WE'RE EXPERT LIARS.

BUT WE HAD A DEAL.

YOU CAN'T MAKE DEALS WITH GHOSTS.

WE'RE NOTORIOUSLY UNTRUSTWORTHY.

YES YOU ARE, MY FOUR PROTEÈGES.

YOU PLAYED THEM LIKE A SYMPHONY.

THERE GO OUR PALS.

[WHIRRING SOUND]

[ALL SCREAM]

AND THERE GO OUR POWERS.

AS FOR YOU, MY LOYAL ADVISORS,

I HAVE A VERY SPECIAL ASSIGNMENT.

OH, UM, YAY, LUCKY US.

YOU MUST DESTROY THE YELLOW ONE

AND HIS FRIENDS.

[ALL] DESTROY THEM?

YOU MEAN?

MAKE THEM NOT EXIST.

FOREVER. I DON'T THINK I CAN GO THROUGH WITH THIS.

WE TRIED TO HELP THEM

AND NOW WE'RE SUPPOSED TO DESTROY THEM?

IT'S NOT LIKE BETRAYUS HAS GIVEN US A CHOICE.

IT'S THEM OR US.

[SIGHS] MY PROBLEM IS

THAT I THINK THE YELLOW ONE HAS A CRUSH ON ME.

WHAT?

I THINK HE'S FALLEN FOR ME.

YOU'RE DELUSIONAL.

WELL, SURE, BUT WHAT DOES THAT HAVE TO DO WITH ANYTHING?

HEY, WHAT HAPPENED TO YOU?

LIKE YOU CARE.

WE DO, BUT WHAT CAN WE DO?

BETRAYUS--

PINKY, PSST.

[PINKY] BETRAYUS

TAUGHT US EVERYTHING WE KNOW.

[EATING NOISILY]

[LAUGHS] HE IS THE BEST.

OOH, THIS IS MY FAVORITE SHOW.

"IT IS DECREED THAT ALL NON-GHOSTLY BEINGS

"WITHIN THE NETHER REALM SHALL BE EXECUTED

"FORTHWITH AND FIFTHWITH, SIGNED, SIR BETRAYUS,

KING OF ALL THINGS EXTREMELY HOT AND HUMID."

OH, IT'S NOT BAD ENOUGH THAT YOU STABBED US IN THE BACK.

NOW YOU'VE COME TO FINISH US OFF?

EH, IT'S A PACKAGE DEAL.

JUST PART OF THE SERVICE.

SO, HERE GOES.

READY...

AIM...

AH, WHAT GIVES?

I PAID MY CABLE BILL.

PINKY, FOCUS.

BEFORE WE DO THIS, I HAVE TO KNOW.

LEMON BALL,

DO YOU HAVE A CRUSH ON ME?

WHAT?

DO YOU HAVE A CRUSH ON ME?

YES OR NO.

I...UH...

I...OH...

NO?

OH. OKAY, NEVER MIND.

PROCEED.

[GUNS COCK]

WAIT! PAC, BE HONEST WITH HER.

BUT I AM BEING HONEST.

PLAY ALONG, PAC.

THEN WHY DID YOU JUST BREAK UP WITH ME?

YOU SAID YOU DIDN'T LOVE ME ANYMORE.

YOU SAID YOUR HEART BELONGED TO SOMEONE NEW.

OOH, THE ROMANTIC TYPE.

ME LIKE.

[SIGHS] ALL RIGHT.

NOW THAT WE HAVE THAT SETTLED.

OOH, IT'S BACK.

WE HAVEN'T MISSED IT.

READY...

[GUNS COCK]

AIM...

GRR, THAT'S IT!

I'M SWITCHING TO SATELLITE.

TONIGHT'S ENTERTAINMENT IS CANCELED.

[ALL GROAN]

IF WE DON'T GET TO THE TREE OF LIFE

AND POWER UP,

WE'RE GOING TO BE CANCELED.

OKAY, HERE'S WHAT YOU DO.

TAKE THE STAIRS TO THE TOWER,

THEN... [WHISPERS]

[CYLINDRIA] OH, FLUFFY.

WE HAVE A BONE TO PICK WITH YOU.

[DOGS BARK]

[DOGS PANTING]

[GROANS]

[BOTH SCREAM]

[GROANS]

WHOA.

[DOGS WHIMPER]

PACSTER!

NICE.

SWEET.

IT'S WORKING FOR ME.

OH, I HOPE I HAVEN'T MISSED THE EXECUTION.

THAT WOULD RUIN IN OTHERWISE PERFECT EVENING.

[GASPS]

WHAT HAPPENED?

TURNS OUT THOSE KIDS ARE EVEN BIGGER CONNIVERS

THAN WE ARE.

WHERE ARE THEY?

NO!

WE'RE ON FULL ALERT!

FIND THEM! DON'T LET THEM ESCAPE!

[BETRAYUS CRYING]

WHAT ARE YOU DOING, YOU WORTHLESS MUTT?

YOU WERE SUPPOSED TO GUARD THE TREE.

YOU JUST LET THEM TAKE IT?

[DOGS GROWL]

DON'T YOU GROWL AT ME.

GO FIND THEM.

I NEED THAT TREE BACK.

NOW, GIVE ME THAT BONE AND GET TO WORK.

DROP IT! I SAID DROP IT!

[DOGS GROWL]

AH!

DROP ME!

DROP ME!

AAH!

PACSTER! HEADS UP!

[LAUGHS] EXCUSE ME.

[ALL GASP]

[ALL GROAN]

WHOA.

AH.

PHEW.

[PRESIDENT] THE TREE OF LIFE IS SAFE AGAIN.

WE CAN BREATHE EASY FOR A WHILE,

REBUILD, AND START PLANNING FOR THE FUTURE.

AND IT'S ALL THANKS TO YOU THREE.

THE HEROES OF OUR PLANET.

SPIRAL.

CYLINDRIA.

AND PACSTER.

YOU'LL ALWAYS BE PACSTER TO YOUR CHILDHOOD FRIENDS,

BUT NOW THAT YOU'RE THE SAVIOR OF PACWORLD,

I THINK I'LL CALL YOU

PAC-MAN.

[PRESIDENT] WHILE YOU HAVE DEALT A SEVERE BLOW

TO BETRAYUS AND HIS FORCES,

WE KNOW THAT THE GHOST WARS

HAVE ONLY JUST BEGUN.

AWW.

"HOPE YOU'RE FEELING BETTER FAST.

SORRY I BIT YOU ON THE--"

OH! AND LOOK!

HE SIGNED IT WITH HIS PAW PRINT.

THAT'S SO SWEET.

[END THEME]