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Would you like to inspect the original subtitles? These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:02,242 --> 00:00:03,774 Obviously, this is the living room. 2 00:00:03,843 --> 00:00:05,676 There's a fully stocked bar in the den, 3 00:00:05,746 --> 00:00:07,378 and the home theater is downstairs. 4 00:00:07,448 --> 00:00:09,614 Wow. So, your boss launches one style website 5 00:00:09,682 --> 00:00:11,449 and she can afford all of this? 6 00:00:11,518 --> 00:00:13,185 I wish "1950s closeted father" 7 00:00:13,253 --> 00:00:15,019 was a look people were clamoring for. 8 00:00:15,087 --> 00:00:16,821 Oh, it is not that simple. 9 00:00:16,890 --> 00:00:19,356 The formula for NERP is very specific... 10 00:00:19,425 --> 00:00:21,893 former actress plus confidence based on nothing 11 00:00:21,961 --> 00:00:24,295 equals millions in sales of iffy wellness products. 12 00:00:24,364 --> 00:00:26,131 We should get her a gift for letting us stay here, 13 00:00:26,199 --> 00:00:27,565 but what do you give someone who's researching 14 00:00:27,634 --> 00:00:30,001 charcoal toothbrushes in Sri Lanka? 15 00:00:30,298 --> 00:00:31,830 Oh, actually, she's judging 16 00:00:31,899 --> 00:00:33,732 a placenta-cooking contest in Minsk. 17 00:00:33,801 --> 00:00:36,335 Maybe we should stay away from the fridge. 18 00:00:36,405 --> 00:00:37,871 So, we're in wine country. 19 00:00:37,939 --> 00:00:39,271 When does the wine tasting start, 20 00:00:39,341 --> 00:00:40,606 because I can use it after 21 00:00:40,676 --> 00:00:42,207 the public bashing I've had to endure. 22 00:00:42,277 --> 00:00:44,511 Here we go. No more boo-hooing, Manny. 23 00:00:44,579 --> 00:00:45,744 The review wasn't that bad. 24 00:00:45,814 --> 00:00:47,914 He called my portrayal of Inspector Poirot 25 00:00:47,982 --> 00:00:49,381 "unconvincing," "not believable," 26 00:00:49,451 --> 00:00:51,584 "hard to buy," and "ironically redundant". 27 00:00:51,652 --> 00:00:52,719 Hey, Mitch, Cam, 28 00:00:52,787 --> 00:00:53,853 now that you guys have had a chance 29 00:00:53,921 --> 00:00:55,088 to sleep on my performance, 30 00:00:55,156 --> 00:00:56,722 what did you think? 31 00:00:56,792 --> 00:00:58,957 - It was a tricky part. - Yeah, and I don't blame you. 32 00:00:59,027 --> 00:01:00,292 I blame whoever cast you. 33 00:01:00,298 --> 00:01:01,298 [Quietly] Yeah. 34 00:01:01,362 --> 00:01:03,362 Okay, a couple more things. 35 00:01:03,432 --> 00:01:05,731 Finally, the closet part of the tour. 36 00:01:05,801 --> 00:01:10,370 My boss left each of you a very special robe. 37 00:01:10,438 --> 00:01:12,138 They minimize inflammation 38 00:01:12,206 --> 00:01:14,274 and gently exfoliate your skin 39 00:01:14,343 --> 00:01:15,507 whilst you wear them. 40 00:01:15,576 --> 00:01:17,277 That's weird. I only see six robes. 41 00:01:17,346 --> 00:01:18,611 That's what's weird about them? 42 00:01:18,680 --> 00:01:20,579 Haley: Oh, one last thing... 43 00:01:20,649 --> 00:01:22,716 Do not touch the tiara 44 00:01:22,783 --> 00:01:24,450 on display in the drawing room. 45 00:01:24,519 --> 00:01:26,152 It is very delicate. 46 00:01:26,221 --> 00:01:27,420 Got it? 47 00:01:27,489 --> 00:01:29,121 Sorry, honey. You're just... You're doing that thing 48 00:01:29,191 --> 00:01:31,057 where you look like a really intense baby deer. 49 00:01:31,126 --> 00:01:32,692 Oh, the scarier you try to be, 50 00:01:32,760 --> 00:01:35,161 - the more adorable you are. - I know! 51 00:01:35,229 --> 00:01:36,262 Whatever. I have, like, 52 00:01:36,331 --> 00:01:37,864 a million errands to run for my boss. 53 00:01:37,932 --> 00:01:39,865 Hang on. Since, uh, no one's called dibs 54 00:01:39,935 --> 00:01:42,402 on the master bedroom, I assume it's up for grabs. 55 00:01:42,471 --> 00:01:44,436 Oh, actually, there are only three guest bedrooms upstairs, 56 00:01:44,506 --> 00:01:46,206 so you'll have to sleep in there, okay? 57 00:01:47,275 --> 00:01:48,974 The maid's quarters? 58 00:01:49,043 --> 00:01:50,280 But I'll be right next to the creaky do... 59 00:01:50,305 --> 00:01:51,850 - [Door creaks loudly] - You know, if you want, 60 00:01:51,876 --> 00:01:54,146 - I can put some oil on that. - Oh, no, no, no. Don't. 61 00:01:54,216 --> 00:01:56,248 These are traditional Tibetan creaking hinges. 62 00:01:56,317 --> 00:01:58,084 [Door creaks, closes] 63 00:01:58,152 --> 00:01:59,152 We need those. 64 00:02:05,227 --> 00:02:10,227 Synced and corrected by BLuk www.addic7ed.com 65 00:02:13,901 --> 00:02:15,100 - Whoa. Go easy. - Trust me, Dad. 66 00:02:15,169 --> 00:02:17,437 Right now, I could really use this. 67 00:02:17,506 --> 00:02:20,073 Claire: I love Phil. Let's just get that out of the way first, 68 00:02:20,141 --> 00:02:22,074 but he has these bear slippers. 69 00:02:22,144 --> 00:02:23,877 I don't know where they came from, 70 00:02:23,944 --> 00:02:25,611 probably the same place that sells 71 00:02:25,680 --> 00:02:28,213 pinky rings and other things that make it difficult 72 00:02:28,283 --> 00:02:30,015 to see your husband as a sexual being. 73 00:02:31,353 --> 00:02:33,986 Oh, my gosh. I don't think I'm allowed here 74 00:02:34,055 --> 00:02:35,687 in my bare feet. 75 00:02:35,757 --> 00:02:38,258 [Laughs] 76 00:02:38,325 --> 00:02:39,759 Fortunately, I have a tactic 77 00:02:39,828 --> 00:02:41,326 for getting rid of things that I hate. 78 00:02:41,396 --> 00:02:43,396 I suggest that Phil brings them on vacation, 79 00:02:43,465 --> 00:02:45,564 and then I forget to repack them. 80 00:02:45,634 --> 00:02:46,800 Thanks. 81 00:02:46,867 --> 00:02:48,268 Dollar-sign necktie... 82 00:02:48,336 --> 00:02:50,336 I flung it over Niagara Falls. 83 00:02:50,405 --> 00:02:52,872 The belt buckle with "Pimp" in crystals? 84 00:02:52,941 --> 00:02:54,240 Chucked it in the Grand Canyon. 85 00:02:54,308 --> 00:02:55,841 Huh. I wonder if that's what Gloria did 86 00:02:55,911 --> 00:02:57,644 to my denim vest in the Galápagos. 87 00:02:57,711 --> 00:02:59,312 I just gotta sneak out tonight 88 00:02:59,381 --> 00:03:01,413 and disappear those bear slippers in the woods. 89 00:03:02,616 --> 00:03:04,050 Am I a terrible person? 90 00:03:04,118 --> 00:03:06,419 No, but there might be a pattern of desecrating national parks 91 00:03:06,487 --> 00:03:07,620 you might want to look at. 92 00:03:07,688 --> 00:03:09,122 [Dog barks, chews] 93 00:03:11,058 --> 00:03:12,891 That's enough, Chubs. [Chuckles] 94 00:03:12,961 --> 00:03:14,159 What are you doing? 95 00:03:15,197 --> 00:03:17,062 Stella's been severely depressed 96 00:03:17,132 --> 00:03:18,698 because her best friend, Norman, 97 00:03:18,766 --> 00:03:21,334 the next-door neighbor's dog, just died. 98 00:03:21,402 --> 00:03:23,802 She won't even do her favorite trick anymore. 99 00:03:23,872 --> 00:03:25,271 Stella. 100 00:03:25,340 --> 00:03:26,538 Stella, speak. 101 00:03:26,608 --> 00:03:29,475 Speak. Like you're saying "Hello". 102 00:03:29,544 --> 00:03:32,312 [Howling] Hellooo! Hel-Hellooo! 103 00:03:32,379 --> 00:03:33,445 Hello? 104 00:03:34,449 --> 00:03:36,582 I wanted to bring Stella on the trip to cheer her up. 105 00:03:36,651 --> 00:03:39,218 She never sees seasons, but Gloria wanted one night 106 00:03:39,287 --> 00:03:40,552 with just the two of us in bed, 107 00:03:40,622 --> 00:03:42,489 so I did the only sensible thing. 108 00:03:42,557 --> 00:03:43,956 You left her at home with a dog sitter? 109 00:03:44,025 --> 00:03:45,692 Checked her in the hotel down the road. 110 00:03:45,759 --> 00:03:47,227 I'm trying to get some wine in Gloria 111 00:03:47,295 --> 00:03:50,128 so she passes out early and I can sneak off and feed Stella. 112 00:03:50,198 --> 00:03:52,175 The hotel down the road? You mean the Ritz? 113 00:03:52,199 --> 00:03:53,299 I had points. Calm down. 114 00:03:53,768 --> 00:03:56,602 Oh, how cool. This is both an opener and a stopper. 115 00:03:56,670 --> 00:03:57,770 Nice. 116 00:03:57,838 --> 00:03:58,937 Oh, I guess what it does for bottles, 117 00:03:59,007 --> 00:04:01,274 it also does for conversations. 118 00:04:01,342 --> 00:04:03,675 Wait, is that... Ronaldo! 119 00:04:03,745 --> 00:04:05,377 [Guatemalan accent] Mitchell! 120 00:04:05,445 --> 00:04:07,280 What a surprise. 121 00:04:07,348 --> 00:04:09,247 And who is this? 122 00:04:09,317 --> 00:04:11,717 I always assumed I was your sexiest Latin friend. 123 00:04:11,786 --> 00:04:13,451 [Laughing] This is Gloria. Gloria, Ronaldo. 124 00:04:13,521 --> 00:04:15,021 - Bolivian? - Guatemalan. 125 00:04:15,088 --> 00:04:17,088 - Venezuelan? - Colombian. 126 00:04:17,158 --> 00:04:19,057 - Mm-hmm. - Not sure what this is. 127 00:04:19,127 --> 00:04:21,360 Um, so w-what are you doing in town? 128 00:04:21,428 --> 00:04:24,667 Oh, just picking up some wine for a party I'm catering... 129 00:04:24,701 --> 00:04:26,156 at Oprah Winfrey's. 130 00:04:26,190 --> 00:04:27,240 - What? - Stop it! 131 00:04:27,276 --> 00:04:29,968 - Oh, what, is that a big deal? - Don't you be coy. 132 00:04:30,042 --> 00:04:32,576 You know the power dynamic just shifted between us. 133 00:04:32,644 --> 00:04:35,144 If you want, I can get you two into the party. 134 00:04:35,213 --> 00:04:37,213 - Get out! - You would do that for us? 135 00:04:37,283 --> 00:04:39,016 Only because I like you so much. 136 00:04:39,084 --> 00:04:41,518 - I like you so much, too! - [Chuckles] 137 00:04:41,615 --> 00:04:42,915 That was a quick thaw. 138 00:04:42,985 --> 00:04:44,718 It can only be the two of you, though. No Cameron. 139 00:04:44,786 --> 00:04:46,052 Pepper would kill me. 140 00:04:46,120 --> 00:04:47,754 Right. Cam's in a feud with Ronaldo's husband 141 00:04:47,822 --> 00:04:49,689 over what type of cracker belongs on a cheese platter. 142 00:04:49,757 --> 00:04:51,858 Water cracker. The cheese is the star. 143 00:04:53,228 --> 00:04:54,526 - This isn't our fight. - No. 144 00:04:54,596 --> 00:04:56,362 I have to run. I'll text you the address. 145 00:04:56,452 --> 00:04:58,452 Okay. Bye-bye. 146 00:04:58,521 --> 00:05:00,855 Can you believe this? We're going to a party at Oprah's. 147 00:05:00,923 --> 00:05:03,458 What if we become friends with her? 148 00:05:03,526 --> 00:05:05,826 What if we get our own TV show? 149 00:05:05,896 --> 00:05:07,595 Who's gonna pick up Joe from school?! 150 00:05:07,663 --> 00:05:09,596 Gloria... we'll have drivers. 151 00:05:09,966 --> 00:05:11,264 [Cellphones chime] 152 00:05:11,326 --> 00:05:13,192 - Tuesday Company! - Tuesday Company! 153 00:05:13,261 --> 00:05:15,595 Cam, Mitch, Claire, and I signed up for a hip-hop class. 154 00:05:15,663 --> 00:05:17,197 We knew it was legit when they asked us 155 00:05:17,264 --> 00:05:19,432 to graffiti our names on the sign-up wall. 156 00:05:19,836 --> 00:05:21,502 - [Hip-hop music plays] - Right leg, come on. 157 00:05:21,572 --> 00:05:23,172 Unh. Wrap those arms, come on. 158 00:05:23,240 --> 00:05:25,007 Unh. Unh. 159 00:05:25,076 --> 00:05:26,875 - [Music stops] - And yah! 160 00:05:26,944 --> 00:05:29,577 - I like it. Nice job, everybody! - [Applause] 161 00:05:29,646 --> 00:05:30,745 Great. That's great. 162 00:05:30,814 --> 00:05:32,180 Hey, Sho Nuff. Bomb class. 163 00:05:32,249 --> 00:05:33,548 [Breathless] Yeah, yeah. Really sick. 164 00:05:33,617 --> 00:05:35,084 Hey, man. You two were hitting it hard out there. 165 00:05:35,151 --> 00:05:36,552 I was really believing your movements. 166 00:05:36,620 --> 00:05:38,754 Are you... saying we brought it? 167 00:05:38,822 --> 00:05:40,456 I'm saying y'all crushed it. 168 00:05:40,524 --> 00:05:42,257 Keep it up. All right? 169 00:05:42,326 --> 00:05:43,391 - Okay. - Hit it. 170 00:05:43,461 --> 00:05:44,759 All right. There you go. 171 00:05:44,829 --> 00:05:46,394 [Chuckles] 172 00:05:46,463 --> 00:05:47,795 - Cameron? - Philip? 173 00:05:47,865 --> 00:05:49,865 - Did you hear that? - You mean when our dance instructor 174 00:05:49,933 --> 00:05:51,834 told us we were basically street-dance superstars? 175 00:05:51,901 --> 00:05:54,034 Did you notice how he singled us out? 176 00:05:54,163 --> 00:05:56,262 He didn't even mention Mitch or Claire. 177 00:05:56,331 --> 00:05:57,898 [Whispering] It's like he's saying they're holding us back. 178 00:05:57,966 --> 00:05:59,033 Okay. You know what? 179 00:05:59,100 --> 00:06:00,767 We need to shed our dead-weight spouses. 180 00:06:00,836 --> 00:06:02,470 There is nobody I would rather impress more 181 00:06:02,538 --> 00:06:04,471 - than Sho Nuff. - True dat. 182 00:06:04,540 --> 00:06:07,074 - No, True Dat's just the DJ. - I don't care what he thinks. 183 00:06:07,600 --> 00:06:11,701 Turns out, Cam and I make tremendous dance partners. 184 00:06:11,771 --> 00:06:13,303 Our bodies are so in tune, 185 00:06:13,372 --> 00:06:14,971 it's like we finish each other's... 186 00:06:15,040 --> 00:06:16,307 ...sequences. 187 00:06:16,375 --> 00:06:19,143 Phil starts a move, and I instinctually complete it. 188 00:06:19,211 --> 00:06:21,345 And, yeah, it's as powerful as it sounds. 189 00:06:21,413 --> 00:06:23,279 Oh, my gosh. Did you ever think 190 00:06:23,348 --> 00:06:24,714 a farm boy from Missouri 191 00:06:24,783 --> 00:06:26,483 and... and a real-estate agent from Key West, Florida, 192 00:06:26,552 --> 00:06:27,985 would get the opportunity to audition 193 00:06:28,053 --> 00:06:30,220 for the prestigious Tuesday Company? 194 00:06:30,288 --> 00:06:32,221 And it only costs slightly more than regular classes. 195 00:06:32,290 --> 00:06:34,792 We could be the greatest masters-level hip-hop duo 196 00:06:34,860 --> 00:06:36,826 - since Pump Up and The Jam! - I know! 197 00:06:36,896 --> 00:06:38,661 Callback's tomorrow, so we'll have to sneak out tonight 198 00:06:38,730 --> 00:06:39,997 for a final rehearsal. 199 00:06:40,066 --> 00:06:41,632 You... You brought the outfit in case we got it, right? 200 00:06:41,701 --> 00:06:43,533 [Chuckling] "In case"? Good one, Phil. 201 00:06:43,601 --> 00:06:46,103 I'm having a hard time resisting dancing with joy, are you? 202 00:06:46,172 --> 00:06:48,038 - Me-Meet at the grapes. - Okay. 203 00:06:48,106 --> 00:06:50,540 Man, it took forever to find a parking spot. 204 00:06:50,608 --> 00:06:53,238 I could really use a sip of a chewy Cabernet. 205 00:06:53,264 --> 00:06:56,213 You can't drink. You have to stay sober to drive the rest of us home. 206 00:06:56,281 --> 00:06:58,581 Wait, is that why I'm here? To be the designated driver? 207 00:06:58,651 --> 00:07:00,050 If you need a title, sure. 208 00:07:05,531 --> 00:07:06,562 Okay, the front door's too loud. 209 00:07:06,632 --> 00:07:08,464 We can get to the driveway this way. 210 00:07:09,550 --> 00:07:12,216 [Gasps] I look like Miss Universe. 211 00:07:12,286 --> 00:07:14,752 What are you doing? Haley said not to touch that. 212 00:07:14,822 --> 00:07:16,721 - Ow! [Hisses] - Let me see. 213 00:07:16,790 --> 00:07:18,355 [Gasps] Clean cut. 214 00:07:18,425 --> 00:07:20,158 - Those are real diamonds! - Leave 'em. Come on. 215 00:07:22,095 --> 00:07:25,129 - Cam, walk this way. - Oh. Ooh, ooh, ooh! 216 00:07:26,332 --> 00:07:28,146 Mixing metals is very in-fashion right now. 217 00:07:28,172 --> 00:07:29,300 No, no. Hey, hey, hey, hey. 218 00:07:29,369 --> 00:07:31,903 In 18 hours, Sho Nuff is gonna be rating our dance skills 219 00:07:31,971 --> 00:07:34,838 on a scale of one to "Dayum"! Come on! 220 00:07:38,769 --> 00:07:40,935 All right. All right. 221 00:07:41,004 --> 00:07:42,903 Butt... here. 222 00:07:42,973 --> 00:07:44,439 Just one more treat. 223 00:07:44,507 --> 00:07:45,606 Here. 224 00:07:48,452 --> 00:07:49,951 [Whispering] Shh. We'll just do this quick. 225 00:07:50,021 --> 00:07:52,355 Shh. Here you go. 226 00:07:52,423 --> 00:07:53,788 - [Cellphone clicks] - [Gasps] Gorgeous! 227 00:07:55,512 --> 00:07:57,012 - Dad? - Oh! 228 00:07:57,081 --> 00:07:58,447 [Exhales in relief] I thought you were Gloria. 229 00:07:58,516 --> 00:08:00,115 Wh-Why is Stella here? 230 00:08:00,185 --> 00:08:01,416 I was going to feed her at the hotel... 231 00:08:01,485 --> 00:08:03,151 she's clearly in a bad way. 232 00:08:03,221 --> 00:08:04,519 She trashed the room. 233 00:08:04,588 --> 00:08:06,355 It looked like The Who was staying there. 234 00:08:06,423 --> 00:08:08,124 So, I'm gonna stash her in the guesthouse, 235 00:08:08,192 --> 00:08:09,725 brush her fur until she goes to sleep. 236 00:08:09,793 --> 00:08:10,860 Stella! 237 00:08:14,932 --> 00:08:15,999 What? 238 00:08:16,067 --> 00:08:17,834 I am prom queen?! 239 00:08:17,903 --> 00:08:19,235 It's not... It's not Ashley Walls 240 00:08:19,303 --> 00:08:21,471 who got the pity vote after her car accident? 241 00:08:21,538 --> 00:08:22,838 [Voice breaking] Thank you. 242 00:08:22,908 --> 00:08:24,274 [Normal voice] Thank you. 243 00:08:24,932 --> 00:08:27,199 Okay. Now we need to be strategic if we're gonna hit 244 00:08:27,268 --> 00:08:29,235 all of Oprah's important rooms, okay? 245 00:08:29,302 --> 00:08:31,704 Her home office, her gift-wrapping room, 246 00:08:31,771 --> 00:08:34,740 her temperature-controlled vault of cozy sweaters. [Squeals, claps] 247 00:08:34,808 --> 00:08:36,575 But what if Gayle is there? 248 00:08:36,644 --> 00:08:37,842 Do we stop to talk to her? 249 00:08:37,912 --> 00:08:40,712 No. No Gayle. There's no time. 250 00:08:40,780 --> 00:08:42,047 Okay, that-that's the third house 251 00:08:42,115 --> 00:08:43,816 in this compound that we passed. 252 00:08:43,884 --> 00:08:45,049 How will we know when we get 253 00:08:45,119 --> 00:08:46,684 to Oprah's actual hou... 254 00:08:46,754 --> 00:08:48,520 [Both gasp] 255 00:08:48,588 --> 00:08:49,855 - Oh, my God. - [Sighs] 256 00:08:51,591 --> 00:08:53,359 [Grunting] 257 00:08:56,865 --> 00:08:58,197 [Quietly] Okay. 258 00:09:00,668 --> 00:09:02,101 [Hip-hop music plays] 259 00:09:02,169 --> 00:09:07,139 ♪ 260 00:09:07,208 --> 00:09:08,441 ♪ Stop the beat ♪ 261 00:09:08,509 --> 00:09:13,480 ♪ 262 00:09:13,548 --> 00:09:15,215 I'm so sorry. 263 00:09:15,283 --> 00:09:16,682 [Music stops] I'm sorry. 264 00:09:16,751 --> 00:09:19,219 - I was a beat early on the booty drop. - No, no, no. 265 00:09:19,287 --> 00:09:21,320 It was me. I was a beat late on the chest pop. 266 00:09:21,331 --> 00:09:23,465 It's weird, but I'm... I'm nervous. 267 00:09:23,533 --> 00:09:24,731 I am, too. But you know what? 268 00:09:24,801 --> 00:09:26,567 We... We just have to relax 269 00:09:26,635 --> 00:09:28,769 and remember we're... we're just a couple guys dancing. 270 00:09:28,838 --> 00:09:30,404 Who are we kidding?! 271 00:09:30,474 --> 00:09:32,440 Getting Tuesday Company would be epic! 272 00:09:32,509 --> 00:09:34,174 I know! We get our own cubbies. 273 00:09:34,244 --> 00:09:35,876 We don't have to throw our keys and wallet in the corner anymore. 274 00:09:35,946 --> 00:09:39,145 Didn't the Tuesdoggs perform at the WNBA All-Star Game last year? 275 00:09:39,230 --> 00:09:41,330 It would be life-changing, but we have to stop talking about 276 00:09:41,399 --> 00:09:42,597 how great it would be. 277 00:09:42,667 --> 00:09:43,899 - That's what's throwing us off. - Right. 278 00:09:43,967 --> 00:09:45,600 - For now, it's... We're just... Hey. - Hey. 279 00:09:45,669 --> 00:09:46,769 - Here's two guys... - Dancing. 280 00:09:46,837 --> 00:09:48,004 - We're dancing. Yeah. - We're dancing. 281 00:09:48,072 --> 00:09:49,371 - Let's take it from the top. All right. - Yep. 282 00:09:49,440 --> 00:09:51,340 [Music resumes] 283 00:09:51,408 --> 00:09:54,076 Five, six, seven, eight, and... 284 00:09:54,144 --> 00:09:55,211 [Grunts] And that's my bad. 285 00:09:55,278 --> 00:09:56,312 Okay. 286 00:09:58,931 --> 00:10:01,163 Where have you been? I turned around and you were gone. 287 00:10:01,232 --> 00:10:03,567 I was in Oprah's bed! 288 00:10:03,634 --> 00:10:06,269 - Guess her sleep number. - I don't have to. 289 00:10:06,337 --> 00:10:08,705 - I touched her. I touched Oprah! - What?! 290 00:10:08,774 --> 00:10:09,873 Well, technically, 291 00:10:09,942 --> 00:10:11,541 I brushed the edge of her gown with my finger. 292 00:10:11,610 --> 00:10:14,144 - But look... my cut's magically healed. - [Gasps] 293 00:10:14,212 --> 00:10:15,979 And I heard they have baby elephants 294 00:10:16,048 --> 00:10:18,414 carrying everyone to the south lawn 295 00:10:18,482 --> 00:10:20,982 - to see a living chess match. Let's go! - [Sighs] 296 00:10:21,158 --> 00:10:22,258 Wait, no, Gloria. Gloria, Come on. 297 00:10:22,326 --> 00:10:24,494 We said we'd only stay for an hour. 298 00:10:24,562 --> 00:10:26,895 We have to get back to our normal lives. 299 00:10:26,965 --> 00:10:28,831 - But how?! - [Quietly] I know. 300 00:10:33,705 --> 00:10:35,038 Leave them. 301 00:10:35,105 --> 00:10:37,606 Take it from me... if you get a second chance at love, 302 00:10:37,676 --> 00:10:39,075 you grab it. 303 00:10:39,429 --> 00:10:42,029 After the trauma of losing her best friend, Norman, 304 00:10:42,099 --> 00:10:44,165 Stella's veil of depression was lifted 305 00:10:44,235 --> 00:10:46,168 by the promise of new romance. 306 00:10:46,236 --> 00:10:48,570 She realized she could love again. 307 00:10:48,809 --> 00:10:50,308 You can't separate them, Claire. 308 00:10:50,378 --> 00:10:52,345 I'm taking that slipper home with me. 309 00:10:52,413 --> 00:10:55,047 And risk Phil seeing it the next time we're at your house? Forget it. 310 00:10:55,115 --> 00:10:57,182 Stella's had her fun. This is over. 311 00:10:57,250 --> 00:10:59,317 Why is this so hard for you to accept? 312 00:10:59,386 --> 00:11:01,586 Is it because it's a dog and a slipper? 313 00:11:03,224 --> 00:11:05,323 [Hip-hop music plays] 314 00:11:05,393 --> 00:11:15,134 ♪ 315 00:11:15,202 --> 00:11:16,601 [Chair clatters] 316 00:11:16,671 --> 00:11:18,736 - [Music stops] - My bad. 317 00:11:18,846 --> 00:11:20,578 - Again. - No, no. No, no. 318 00:11:20,601 --> 00:11:22,769 That's on me. I'm... I'm... I'm... I'm still in my head. 319 00:11:22,837 --> 00:11:24,236 Let's face it, Cam. This isn't about nerves. 320 00:11:24,306 --> 00:11:26,038 It's about me losing whatever spark I once had. 321 00:11:26,107 --> 00:11:27,784 It's like someone sucked the funk right out of me! 322 00:11:27,809 --> 00:11:30,509 No, I'm the problem. It's like I've lost the key to the lock on my pop. 323 00:11:30,578 --> 00:11:31,778 Just...go on without me. 324 00:11:31,846 --> 00:11:33,947 I'm holding you back! I mean, nuff is nuff. 325 00:11:34,015 --> 00:11:37,250 Maybe Rob Base was wrong. It takes one to make a thing go right. 326 00:11:37,318 --> 00:11:39,619 - Is it possible... - Just say it. 327 00:11:39,687 --> 00:11:41,687 ...that we're just Monday dancers? 328 00:11:41,756 --> 00:11:43,090 [Both sniffling] 329 00:11:48,419 --> 00:11:49,619 - Is it better? - [Sniffs] 330 00:11:49,687 --> 00:11:51,354 No, I'm still getting a hint of elephant. 331 00:11:51,423 --> 00:11:53,322 - Get out. - W... I'm just being honest. 332 00:11:53,392 --> 00:11:56,460 No, we have to push the car the last 50 feet to the house... 333 00:11:56,528 --> 00:11:57,927 ...so that they don't hear us coming. 334 00:11:57,995 --> 00:12:00,129 [Car beeps] 335 00:12:00,735 --> 00:12:03,302 I feel like some of Oprah's strength must've rubbed off on me. 336 00:12:03,371 --> 00:12:04,803 I bet I could carry this car up. 337 00:12:04,873 --> 00:12:06,239 Are you sure this is in neutral? 338 00:12:06,307 --> 00:12:08,073 [Metal clatters] 339 00:12:08,143 --> 00:12:09,808 What is this?! 340 00:12:10,846 --> 00:12:13,546 Did you steal this candy dish from Oprah's house? 341 00:12:13,615 --> 00:12:17,317 [Gasps] It has her initials engraved. 342 00:12:17,385 --> 00:12:19,985 I couldn't help it. I wanted a souvenir. 343 00:12:20,054 --> 00:12:22,655 But you said that we couldn't bring any evidence in here, 344 00:12:22,724 --> 00:12:24,289 and you didn't even let me take 345 00:12:24,359 --> 00:12:26,292 the party napkin that had a cartoon 346 00:12:26,360 --> 00:12:28,995 of her hugging children of many colors! 347 00:12:29,063 --> 00:12:30,429 Okay, I'm sorry. 348 00:12:30,499 --> 00:12:33,232 What if... What if we share custody of the candy dish? 349 00:12:33,301 --> 00:12:34,734 Okay, fine. 350 00:12:34,802 --> 00:12:36,735 But I get it for the holidays. 351 00:12:36,804 --> 00:12:39,438 - [Knocking on door] - Coming. 352 00:12:39,508 --> 00:12:40,907 [Door creaks] 353 00:12:40,975 --> 00:12:43,308 Oh, hey, sorry. I forgot my keys in the drawing room. 354 00:12:43,378 --> 00:12:45,044 [Door creaks, closes] 355 00:12:45,113 --> 00:12:46,812 Okay, where did I put them? 356 00:12:46,881 --> 00:12:48,248 They were right here, right? 357 00:12:48,316 --> 00:12:50,082 And right where I thought I left them. 358 00:12:50,152 --> 00:12:51,884 Wait a minute. What is that? 359 00:12:51,952 --> 00:12:53,286 Oh, my God. [Gasps] 360 00:12:53,355 --> 00:12:54,721 Oh, my God! The tiara! It's cracked! 361 00:12:54,789 --> 00:12:55,989 Who did this?! 362 00:12:56,057 --> 00:12:57,389 I'll get to the bottom of this. 363 00:12:57,459 --> 00:13:00,125 I don't care what some feeble-minded vulgarian says. 364 00:13:00,195 --> 00:13:03,163 Manny Delgado knows how to play the role of an inspector. 365 00:13:03,230 --> 00:13:05,831 - I'll text everyone to come downstairs. - Thank you. 366 00:13:05,900 --> 00:13:06,966 [Cellphones chime] 367 00:13:08,102 --> 00:13:09,134 No! 368 00:13:09,203 --> 00:13:10,235 Oh, no. 369 00:13:10,304 --> 00:13:11,538 Oh, hell no. 370 00:13:12,639 --> 00:13:14,638 Okay. Wait, wait, Dad. We need an excuse! 371 00:13:14,706 --> 00:13:16,673 People are gonna wonder why we weren't in bed. 372 00:13:16,741 --> 00:13:18,541 Um, tell them that, uh, uh... 373 00:13:18,610 --> 00:13:20,628 Oh! We were on the balcony because we saw a moose. 374 00:13:20,653 --> 00:13:21,683 That's dumb. 375 00:13:21,712 --> 00:13:23,778 We'll tell them I'm heating up some milk for you in the kitchen 376 00:13:23,847 --> 00:13:25,213 because your stomach hurts. 377 00:13:25,283 --> 00:13:27,716 Why? Because I was upset that I saw a moose? 378 00:13:27,784 --> 00:13:29,451 [Footsteps approaching] 379 00:13:32,389 --> 00:13:34,389 Put this on. 380 00:13:34,459 --> 00:13:35,790 - I was early. - I was late. 381 00:13:36,293 --> 00:13:38,126 [Footsteps approaching quickly] 382 00:13:38,196 --> 00:13:39,662 Hurry, hurry! 383 00:13:39,730 --> 00:13:42,998 Whew! I'm still getting strong notes of elephant off of you. 384 00:13:43,549 --> 00:13:45,216 - You may have to cut off all your hair. - No! 385 00:13:47,019 --> 00:13:49,321 I'm sure you're wondering why I've gathered you all here. 386 00:13:49,389 --> 00:13:51,855 Uh, the tiara's cracked. You told us in your text. 387 00:13:51,924 --> 00:13:53,490 What I didn't tell you is that I've vowed 388 00:13:53,559 --> 00:13:55,259 to find out who's responsible. 389 00:13:55,328 --> 00:13:56,995 Well, no, actually, you did. It was a fairly long... 390 00:13:57,006 --> 00:13:59,073 Everyone's a suspect. 391 00:13:59,143 --> 00:14:00,708 Don't look at me. I wasn't anywhere near it. 392 00:14:00,778 --> 00:14:03,077 What a surprise... Phil feigning innocence. 393 00:14:03,147 --> 00:14:05,413 You're just everyone's favorite Dad, right? 394 00:14:06,058 --> 00:14:07,826 Where were you when you got my text? 395 00:14:07,894 --> 00:14:09,860 Cam's, uh, stomach was upset, 396 00:14:09,929 --> 00:14:11,629 and I was warming up some milk for him. 397 00:14:11,697 --> 00:14:13,831 - Claire saw a moose. - I did. 398 00:14:13,900 --> 00:14:17,001 And that's why we were on the balcony when you texted us. 399 00:14:17,070 --> 00:14:18,269 Well, Gloria and I were in the den. 400 00:14:18,337 --> 00:14:19,937 I ran into her on my way out to my walk, 401 00:14:20,006 --> 00:14:21,373 and then we decided to watch the moon together. 402 00:14:21,441 --> 00:14:22,541 The moon, huh? 403 00:14:22,609 --> 00:14:26,076 Seems unlikely given tonight is moonless! 404 00:14:26,145 --> 00:14:27,445 No matter. 405 00:14:27,918 --> 00:14:31,086 So, did any of you go through this room at any point? 406 00:14:31,154 --> 00:14:33,221 [All mumbling in denial] 407 00:14:33,289 --> 00:14:35,224 Sounds to me like everybody was inside 408 00:14:35,292 --> 00:14:36,825 doing whatever they were supposed to be doing. 409 00:14:37,447 --> 00:14:40,215 That's odd because I found this door slightly open, 410 00:14:40,283 --> 00:14:42,317 which means one of you was outside. 411 00:14:42,385 --> 00:14:44,153 When I find out who went out that door, 412 00:14:44,221 --> 00:14:45,821 quite sure I'll have my culprit. 413 00:14:45,889 --> 00:14:47,022 Hey, what's that? 414 00:14:49,393 --> 00:14:51,393 It appears to be two bottom halves 415 00:14:51,461 --> 00:14:53,327 of a gingerbread man melded together. 416 00:14:53,397 --> 00:14:55,663 Uh, it looks like a bone. It's a dog treat. 417 00:14:55,732 --> 00:14:57,599 No, it's a human treat, 418 00:14:57,668 --> 00:15:00,568 and it's shaped like a bone because it's full of calcium. 419 00:15:01,048 --> 00:15:02,548 I was snacking on them earlier in the day 420 00:15:02,616 --> 00:15:03,982 and I must have dropped one. 421 00:15:06,254 --> 00:15:08,520 [Groaning, muffled] Mmm, they're delicious. 422 00:15:09,017 --> 00:15:10,416 And they're very good for you. 423 00:15:10,485 --> 00:15:11,650 Checks out. 424 00:15:11,719 --> 00:15:12,817 [Clatter] 425 00:15:12,886 --> 00:15:14,086 That's coming from upstairs! 426 00:15:14,154 --> 00:15:15,520 Haley: No, outside. 427 00:15:17,057 --> 00:15:18,758 Gloria, how did this happen? 428 00:15:18,826 --> 00:15:20,158 I have a theory. 429 00:15:20,227 --> 00:15:21,494 I once read about a moose 430 00:15:21,562 --> 00:15:23,195 that knocked a camper out of neutral. 431 00:15:23,264 --> 00:15:25,998 Perhaps the moose Claire saw earlier did the same thing here. 432 00:15:26,067 --> 00:15:28,500 The hood's warm. Then don't lean on it. 433 00:15:28,923 --> 00:15:32,057 I admit it! Mitch and I... we were outside. 434 00:15:32,126 --> 00:15:33,960 He wanted to talk to me about a problem 435 00:15:34,028 --> 00:15:37,062 he's having with Cam in the gay bedroom. 436 00:15:37,131 --> 00:15:38,530 [Whispering] Oh, so when it's me, it's a problem. 437 00:15:38,600 --> 00:15:40,700 When it's you, it's what happens when you work out too much. 438 00:15:41,235 --> 00:15:44,604 It got cold, we went inside the car, 439 00:15:44,672 --> 00:15:45,904 I turned the heater on, 440 00:15:45,974 --> 00:15:49,408 and I must have accidentally knocked it into neutral. 441 00:15:49,476 --> 00:15:51,476 So, it was all ready to roll when the moose showed up. 442 00:15:51,546 --> 00:15:53,879 Hey, uh, what's this candy dish doing here? 443 00:15:54,379 --> 00:15:55,845 Haley, please, I'm trying to think. 444 00:15:55,913 --> 00:15:57,547 But it could be evidence. 445 00:15:57,615 --> 00:15:59,548 Mitch: What are the lights doing on in the tennis court?! 446 00:16:03,455 --> 00:16:05,120 Now why would these chairs be out here, 447 00:16:05,190 --> 00:16:06,389 and how do they connect to the moose? 448 00:16:06,457 --> 00:16:09,692 These footprints are in a... really weird pattern. 449 00:16:09,760 --> 00:16:11,528 Why do these steps feel so familiar? 450 00:16:11,596 --> 00:16:13,363 Cam and I were out here, um... 451 00:16:13,432 --> 00:16:16,099 We were in the kitchen, and we heard a raccoon outside. 452 00:16:16,168 --> 00:16:17,900 Yeah, yeah. So, we came out, we... 453 00:16:17,970 --> 00:16:20,503 we grabbed a couple chairs to... to... to scare it off. 454 00:16:20,572 --> 00:16:22,972 We held... held them up like this, 455 00:16:23,041 --> 00:16:24,606 and, um, chased the raccoon, 456 00:16:24,676 --> 00:16:26,442 but it ran into some trash cans and we were like... 457 00:16:26,510 --> 00:16:27,911 - Oh! - Oh! 458 00:16:27,980 --> 00:16:30,711 And then, uh, it ran up the court this way... 459 00:16:30,745 --> 00:16:31,947 - Yep. - ...and then back a couple of steps 460 00:16:32,017 --> 00:16:35,008 and then forward again and then it did a little spin. 461 00:16:35,043 --> 00:16:37,586 Yep. That was it. And then it came back at us, and we were like... 462 00:16:37,677 --> 00:16:39,509 Both: [Rhythmically] Right, left. Right, right, 463 00:16:39,578 --> 00:16:41,077 body roll, and spin. [Fingers snap] 464 00:16:41,147 --> 00:16:42,879 And then, it was just gone. 465 00:16:42,948 --> 00:16:44,181 What the hell was that? 466 00:16:44,250 --> 00:16:46,350 What is any of this? I can't make sense of these clues. 467 00:16:46,418 --> 00:16:48,852 What kind of raccoon isn't scared off by the presence of a moose? 468 00:16:48,922 --> 00:16:50,120 All we need to know 469 00:16:50,188 --> 00:16:52,956 is that Mitchell, Gloria, Cam, and Phil 470 00:16:53,025 --> 00:16:55,558 - are the four and only suspects. - Cam: Not only! 471 00:16:55,628 --> 00:16:57,028 [All arguing] 472 00:16:57,750 --> 00:17:00,183 One at a time! Phil, go first. 473 00:17:00,253 --> 00:17:01,586 Well, that's a lot of pressure. 474 00:17:01,653 --> 00:17:03,354 - Speak! - [Stella barks in distance] 475 00:17:03,423 --> 00:17:04,423 What is that noise? 476 00:17:04,490 --> 00:17:05,923 It's like a dog saying, "Hello." 477 00:17:05,991 --> 00:17:07,424 Sounds to me like a California barking moose. 478 00:17:07,492 --> 00:17:08,792 It came from up there. 479 00:17:10,329 --> 00:17:12,028 Hey. 480 00:17:12,097 --> 00:17:14,731 We were really in-sync talking through that raccoon chase. 481 00:17:14,800 --> 00:17:16,766 It felt like maybe we had our timing back again. 482 00:17:16,790 --> 00:17:17,867 It really did. 483 00:17:18,099 --> 00:17:21,134 Maybe we forgot dance isn't about the fame or... or glory, 484 00:17:21,202 --> 00:17:23,769 but it's about telling a story that takes your audience 485 00:17:23,838 --> 00:17:26,373 on a journey that ebbs and flows. 486 00:17:26,441 --> 00:17:27,539 Ebb and Flow. 487 00:17:28,676 --> 00:17:30,676 I think we just found our hip-hop names. 488 00:17:31,426 --> 00:17:32,558 [Stella barks] 489 00:17:34,128 --> 00:17:35,729 [Gasps] Jay! 490 00:17:35,798 --> 00:17:37,698 - You brought Stella?! - No! 491 00:17:37,766 --> 00:17:39,566 She must have tracked us here. 492 00:17:39,634 --> 00:17:41,535 What's that, girl? 493 00:17:41,603 --> 00:17:43,936 What? We left the stove on? 494 00:17:44,006 --> 00:17:45,739 - Well, that was weird. - Wait, wait. Whoa, whoa. 495 00:17:45,807 --> 00:17:47,406 What is my slipper doing in here? 496 00:17:47,476 --> 00:17:49,608 I'm not wrong. It's cold, huh? 497 00:17:49,677 --> 00:17:52,078 Hey. Honey... 498 00:17:52,146 --> 00:17:54,146 - We need to talk about this. - [Groans] 499 00:17:54,215 --> 00:17:56,182 [Stella growls, barks] 500 00:17:56,250 --> 00:17:58,151 - Um, Stella... - She wants the slipper, Phil. 501 00:17:58,220 --> 00:17:59,419 Oh, my God. 502 00:18:00,124 --> 00:18:02,423 W-Why is Phil dressed like a Beastie Boy? 503 00:18:02,492 --> 00:18:03,726 Wait a minute. Wait a minute. 504 00:18:03,794 --> 00:18:06,894 - You two did hip-hop without us! - [Gasps] 505 00:18:06,963 --> 00:18:08,529 Okay, be-because you and Claire were holding us back. 506 00:18:08,598 --> 00:18:10,665 Oh, please. We are just as good as you are. 507 00:18:10,734 --> 00:18:12,472 It sounds like somebody wants a dance-off. 508 00:18:12,498 --> 00:18:14,169 No. No one ever wants a dance-off. 509 00:18:14,238 --> 00:18:16,538 - Phil, why didn't you just tell me? - Save it, Claire. 510 00:18:16,606 --> 00:18:18,374 I know you put the hit out on my bear slippers. 511 00:18:18,442 --> 00:18:20,409 Those are just very unsexy. 512 00:18:20,478 --> 00:18:22,577 Oh, 'cause you always dress so sexy? 513 00:18:22,646 --> 00:18:24,346 Let's check out this nightwear. 514 00:18:24,414 --> 00:18:26,682 [All gasp] 515 00:18:27,040 --> 00:18:29,875 Luke's junior high gym shorts, and the drawstring is an old shoelace. 516 00:18:29,943 --> 00:18:31,542 Well, at least I'm not one of those wives 517 00:18:31,612 --> 00:18:33,244 that spends a fortune on lingerie. 518 00:18:33,314 --> 00:18:35,413 I mean, look, when the shoelace broke, 519 00:18:35,481 --> 00:18:37,048 I fixed it with a staple. 520 00:18:37,116 --> 00:18:39,351 Well, why don't we add a little spice for our vacation? 521 00:18:39,420 --> 00:18:41,987 I mean, Gloria wears a floor-length, beaded nightgown to bed. 522 00:18:42,056 --> 00:18:44,355 Wait a second. No, she doesn't. 523 00:18:45,358 --> 00:18:47,491 - [All gasp] - Haley: Yes. 524 00:18:47,634 --> 00:18:49,967 It looked very comfortable on the website. 525 00:18:50,036 --> 00:18:52,135 Wait a minute. Gloria was with Mitchell. 526 00:18:52,204 --> 00:18:53,703 What have we got going on under here?! 527 00:18:53,772 --> 00:18:55,605 Okay, where were you going looking so dapper?! 528 00:18:55,674 --> 00:18:57,674 - Dapper? Really? Aww... - [Metal clatters] 529 00:18:57,743 --> 00:18:59,376 Oh! Ooh! Manny. Manny! 530 00:18:59,444 --> 00:19:01,979 Hey! Look what just fell out of Uncle Mitch's pocket! 531 00:19:02,048 --> 00:19:03,948 A second candy dish... 532 00:19:04,092 --> 00:19:06,660 Cam: Hold up. This is monogrammed. 533 00:19:06,728 --> 00:19:08,694 "M.O."? 534 00:19:08,763 --> 00:19:10,196 You went to Michelle Obama's without me? 535 00:19:10,932 --> 00:19:12,199 [Gasps] 536 00:19:12,267 --> 00:19:14,334 [High-pitched] You went to Oprah Winfrey's without me?! 537 00:19:14,403 --> 00:19:16,001 Gloria, is this true? 538 00:19:16,070 --> 00:19:18,003 You know how I feel about Oprah. She changed my... 539 00:19:18,073 --> 00:19:19,271 Excuse me. 540 00:19:19,340 --> 00:19:22,375 She gave me the strength to change my own life! 541 00:19:22,443 --> 00:19:26,512 [All arguing] 542 00:19:27,134 --> 00:19:28,134 Stop. Stop! 543 00:19:28,201 --> 00:19:29,233 Stop!! 544 00:19:30,304 --> 00:19:32,003 Have we all forgotten that somebody 545 00:19:32,073 --> 00:19:33,638 cracked my boss's tiara?! 546 00:19:33,708 --> 00:19:35,039 I could get fired! 547 00:19:35,108 --> 00:19:36,342 Well, I touched it once, 548 00:19:36,411 --> 00:19:38,710 so I might have done it. I'll pay for it. 549 00:19:38,743 --> 00:19:40,176 Hold on. Cam and I messed with it, too. 550 00:19:40,246 --> 00:19:41,545 - I put it on my hand. - I tried it. 551 00:19:41,614 --> 00:19:43,212 - Me, too. - Okay, okay, obviously, 552 00:19:43,281 --> 00:19:45,315 everybody monkeyed around with it, so we'll all chip in. 553 00:19:45,384 --> 00:19:46,450 Really? 554 00:19:46,519 --> 00:19:47,651 - Yes! - Thank you, guys. 555 00:19:47,720 --> 00:19:49,452 Yeah, let's go to bed! 556 00:19:50,588 --> 00:19:53,022 Listen, not to take Phil's side, but you could wash those shorts 557 00:19:53,092 --> 00:19:55,459 'cause I'm getting a strong whiff of elephant. 558 00:19:56,996 --> 00:19:58,761 Thanks for trying to help, Manny. 559 00:19:58,830 --> 00:20:01,865 I guess we'll really never know who broke that tiara. 560 00:20:02,470 --> 00:20:03,935 I broke the tiara. 561 00:20:04,005 --> 00:20:05,671 I was alone at the house the night before 562 00:20:05,740 --> 00:20:07,640 doing a little private wine tasting. 563 00:20:07,709 --> 00:20:09,642 [Mockingly] I made a website, 564 00:20:09,711 --> 00:20:12,243 and I tell people how to live. 565 00:20:12,313 --> 00:20:14,512 Get a latte enema. 566 00:20:14,582 --> 00:20:16,142 - Drink ocean water. - [Tiara clatters] 567 00:20:16,150 --> 00:20:17,182 Oh. 568 00:20:18,318 --> 00:20:19,551 Ooh... 569 00:20:19,619 --> 00:20:22,253 I knew if I said to my family, "Do not touch", 570 00:20:22,323 --> 00:20:24,490 one of those bozos would have to try it on 571 00:20:24,558 --> 00:20:27,526 and then think they cracked it themselves. 572 00:20:27,595 --> 00:20:30,563 That's right. I'm a little smarter than people think. 573 00:20:30,631 --> 00:20:33,231 But lucky, too. That moose almost ruined everything. 574 00:20:34,838 --> 00:20:36,307 You know, there's no sense denying it. 575 00:20:36,342 --> 00:20:37,960 Life, as we know it, has changed. 576 00:20:37,994 --> 00:20:40,552 Yeah, yeah. From now on, you'll be dancing on Tuesdays. 577 00:20:40,587 --> 00:20:43,213 - [Computer chiming] - Oh, Ronaldo's FaceTiming. 578 00:20:43,708 --> 00:20:45,013 [Nervously] Hey, guys. 579 00:20:45,048 --> 00:20:46,765 So, uh, listen. 580 00:20:47,259 --> 00:20:48,763 Oprah knows about the candy dish. 581 00:20:48,798 --> 00:20:50,685 I don't know what you're talking about. 582 00:20:50,721 --> 00:20:53,471 There are cameras, Mitchell! You need to bring it back. 583 00:20:53,507 --> 00:20:54,557 Where are you? 584 00:20:54,593 --> 00:20:57,980 I'm still here at Oprah's, under my own free will. 585 00:20:58,016 --> 00:21:01,446 And I will probably stay here in this tower 586 00:21:01,516 --> 00:21:03,615 until she gets her dish back. 587 00:21:03,684 --> 00:21:06,051 It's quite meaningful. She stole it from... 588 00:21:06,153 --> 00:21:07,753 [Grunts] 589 00:21:07,821 --> 00:21:10,256 ...got it as a gift from Michelle Obama. 590 00:21:10,357 --> 00:21:11,490 [Computer beeps] 591 00:21:12,314 --> 00:21:14,113 - Oh, my God! - Oh, my God! 592 00:21:14,215 --> 00:21:16,316 We have Michelle Obama's candy dish. 593 00:21:16,417 --> 00:21:18,518 Oprah Winfrey has our number. 594 00:21:18,619 --> 00:21:21,287 - [Laughing] - O-kay! Okay! Okay! 595 00:21:21,311 --> 00:21:26,311 Synced and corrected by BLuk www.addic7ed.com 44653

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