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¶¶
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(THEME MUSIC PLAYING)
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¶ Look at that sun Look at that sky
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¶ Look at my sweater vest I look so fly
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¶ Look at that mailbox Look at that tree
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¶ It's about as beautiful as it can be
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¶ Whoa
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¶ Today is gonna be exceptional
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¶ Never boring even for a minute
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¶ It's my world and we're all livin' in it
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¶ Whoa, whoa
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¶ Never boring even for a minute
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¶ It's my world
and we're all livin' in it ¶
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Okay everyone,
we're not gonna have
any accidents today.
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Everybody's just gonna
stay safe and...
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(DUCK QUACKING)
Whoa! Duck Alert.
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ELLIOT: Back!
Back, you foul beast!
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And I mean foul in
both senses of the word.
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Hey! Hey, you kids!
Stop that.
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You're gonna put
somebody's eye out.
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With a football?
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Football's a very
dangerous sport.
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You'll never know
what could...
CHAD: Head's up, guys.
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Agh! Give me that.
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You can't just go
tossing this thing around
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when Milo is standing
right over there...
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(WHISTLE BLOWS)
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Are you okay, Elliot?
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ELLIOT: No. I injured my...
Well, I guess my everything.
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Honestly, this is
the absolute worst job for
a well-dressed gentleman.
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Yeah, well maybe you
should take that hat off
when you come to work.
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This hat is the only thing
that keeps me from looking
like a complete heathen.
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Nice hat!
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Thank you!
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See? That could have
been a disaster.
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Hey, where do you think
this thing came from?
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Hmm, I have no idea.
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Why do you suppose
it's glowing?
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I don't know,
maybe it's radioactive.
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Good heavens!
Here! You take it.
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Oh, no way. You take it!
Get that thing away from me!
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Nuh-uh! Finders keepers!
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Well, you're the one
who found it!
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Hey! It's making us float.
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Why is it causing us
to levitate?
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I don't know, but look at me!
Look at me! I'm an astronaut.
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We've just discovered
an unidentified alien object
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with anti-gravity properties.
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Oh! I feel
like Sir Isaac Newton.
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Anti-gravity? Wouldn't that
make you the opposite
of Sir Isaac Newton?
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Whoa!
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Oh surprise. This feels
even grosser than it looks.
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That wasn't space trash.
It's something far,
far more important.
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With this discovery,
we'll finally get
big promotions.
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We have to catch it.
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Yeah, I might also be
sitting on a rat.
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MILO: I'm sorry
you got hurt, Elliot.
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Just so you know,
all the ducks are
perfectly fine.
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Oh, great.
Kick me when I'm down.
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Is there a reason
you're here?
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Is there anything I can do
to help you out?
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Aside from moving
to another state?
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(LAUGHS)
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Oh, you're not kidding.
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Actually, there is
one thing you can do.
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But you can't mess it up.
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Great! What is it?
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Well, I have a side job
as a dog walker.
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And it's very important to me.
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Especially since
it's the only job
that actually pays me.
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So you want me
to walk them for you?
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I love dogs!
And dogs love me!
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You just need
to pick them up
after school
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and take them
to the dog park
to play "Fetch".
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Easy-peasy
Pekingese! Mmm?
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Yeah, dog joke. Good one.
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You rest up and
I'll take care of it.
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But remember to wear shorts
because Beauregard likes to
chew on pant legs.
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Beauregard chews pant legs.
Got it.
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Well, that was weird.
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Milo was here
and nothing bad...
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(SCREAMS)
Okay, there it is.
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(POP MUSIC PLAYING)
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(DOG WHINES)
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(BARKS)
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(BARKS)
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(DOGS BARKING AND PLAYING)
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(BURPS)
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(WHISTLES)
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Would you like to watch
some non-functional TV?
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(GRUNTS)
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We got it!
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What do you mean 'we'?
It looks like it's...
mostly me over here.
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Whoa! Oh!
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Oh, good job.
Hold on to it, Dakota!
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Yes, I'd like
to speak to Mr. Block.
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Fine. I can hold.
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(DAKOTA SCREAMING)
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CAVENDISH:
Oh, hello, sir!
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Something remarkable
has happened
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while we were
picking up trash.
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We found a small glow...
Excuse me?
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Oh. Oh, yes.
Oh. I'll hold.
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DAKOTA: Ow, my eye! Ow! Ow!
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You know, it's kinda peaceful
without Elliot yelling at us
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to be careful not to
put our eyes out!
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(CELLPHONE DINGS)
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Hold on, I got a text.
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It's from Milo.
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Hey, what the heck, man?
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I don't think
that was a car.
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Keep your head down
or we'll get replaced
by a human.
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See, that's ironic because
we are taking humans jobs.
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I understood the sarcasm.
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What do you think I am,
a Model 3?
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(BOTH LAUGH)
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Kill the humans.
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Such a beautiful, quiet day.
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It's almost like
nothing can go wrong.
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(FORKLIFT BEEPING)
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Oh! Guys...
guys, my boulder.
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(ALL SCREAM)
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Uh-oh.
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No! No! Please don't put me
on hold again, I...
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(MUZAK PLAYING)
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(SCREAMING)
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Cavendish? Dakota?
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This is new.
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DAKOTA: Milo, help!
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Hang on, guys!
I have an idea.
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(WHISTLES)
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Beauregard! Pant leg!
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(GRUNTS)
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MILO: Whoa!
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(DOGS BARKING)
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No! This mongrel has me
by the hem.
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Unjaw me, beast!
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(BEEPS)
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(DAKOTA AND CAVENDISH YELL)
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Wow!
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(DOG WHINES)
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Hey, what's that thing?
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CAVENDISH: That is
the culprit that caused
all of this kerfuffle.
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Come on, Dakota!
Let's get this thing home
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and call Mr. Block
immediately!
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Okay, guys, see ya later!
Thanks for the lift!
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Get it? 'Cause you...
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Yeah they didn't...
they didn't get it.
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Okay, that was weird
even for me.
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Hello, gentlemen! What's up?
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We have wonderful news
for you.
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While we were cleaning up
garbage for P.I.G.,
we came upon this!
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It's an alien sphere
with anti-gravity properties!
Watch!
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Yeah. That's a silver baseball.
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(STAMMERS)
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Oh, you two just keep trying, don't you?
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You know the only way you can become full agents
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is to discover an alien species
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or alert us to alien activity that we don't already see.
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(LAUGHS)
And we have eyes everywhere!
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Thanks for the laugh, though. You guys are hilarious.
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(WHIMPERS)
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Well, Diogee, that was
an eventful day, wasn't it?
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I'm gonna tell Elliot
about our job well done.
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Milo? What happened?
Do I still have a job?
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MILO: Relax. Everything's fine.
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We had a wonderful day
at the dog park
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and all of the dogs have been returned home.
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Really? Everything's fine?
Amazing!
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I never thought I'd say this,
Milo, but thank you.
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Anything for a friend, Elliot.
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Well, how about that?
Milo did it.
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He actually saved my job.
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Maybe things are changing
for the...
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No. Back,
you foul beast!
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I mean it both ways!
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(DUCK QUACKS)
(ELLIOT SCREAMS)
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And you, Diogee,
thank you for helping me out.
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I know you looked like
you weren't having fun
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but deep down,
I think you had a good day.
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(CLICKS TONGUE)
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¶ It's my world and we're all livin' in it ¶
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Nose guards, head guards,
shin guard, helmet.
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Now where is my
nasal philtrum guard?
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(SQUEAKS)
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What in the world?
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(ETHEREAL MUSIC PLAYING)
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"Ethereal Music Mix" tape?
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What is this boom box
even doing here?
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Milo, stop!
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Oh, thank goodness,
you're safe.
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Now we can go downstairs
and forget that we even
have an attic.
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Mom, what's going on?
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You usually only
get this nervous
when you remember
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that I'm gonna get
a driver's license
in three years.
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Three years.
Only three years.
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Honey, maybe we
should tell him.
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Do you think he's ready?
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I think
it's time he knew.
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Knew what?
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Ooh! Ooh!
Am I really an alien?
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'Cause that would be
so cool!
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Wouldn't it? Maybe
you'd have a bunch
of gross tentacles.
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Like... (VOCALIZING)
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Yeah! Or three heads!
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Like... (VOCALIZING)
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Boys!
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He'd totally also have
antenna like... (BEEPING)
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I'm an alien.
I am an alien.
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(LAUGHS) Seriously, Dad.
What's with the boom box?
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Milo, when a Murphy lad
comes of age
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there is an ancient ritual
to help the boy along
the road to adulthood.
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You found the secret boom box.
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I think that's a sign
that you are ready.
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Ancient ritual?
Weren't boom boxes
invented in the '80s?
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Yeah, well, I guess
it's not that ancient.
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So what happens
on this ritual?
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I can't tell you the details,
but I can tell you this...
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It'll be scarier than anything
in your entire life!
(ETHEREAL MUSIC PLAYING)
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(LAUGHS) Sorry!
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Now, you men be
careful out there.
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With three Murphys,
what could go wrong?
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That was supposed to be
a rhetorical question.
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So where are we going, Dad?
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Your grandfather and I
are going to take you out
into the wilderness
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just like every father
has done since
the very first Murphy.
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(CREAKING)
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Isn't that right?
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I remember like
it was yesterday...
This whole Murphy ritual...
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...taking your dad on this
very same trip.
...is bunch of malarkey.
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Course, he got carsick
on the way. Might have
been some bad oysters...
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I forgot to bring
my needlepoint armadillo.
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Gosh, Dad,
why do we need
all this stuff?
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Because who knows
what we'll find at...
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Dead Man's Bluff?
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(HUMMING DRAMATICALLY)
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Are we really
going to a place called
"Dead Man's Bluff"?
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(HUMMING DRAMATICALLY)
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That's right.
It's going to be
scary, right, Dad?
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So scary that you're going...
Will you two quit
trying to scare Milo?
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...to shiver like
a cow wearing
bathing trunks.
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You're going
out there a boy,
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but when you return,
you'll be a man.
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Cool! Then I can get
a driver's license.
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Only three years.
246
00:14:01,374 --> 00:14:03,014
(HUMMING DRAMATICALLY)
247
00:14:03,009 --> 00:14:04,339
Sara out.
248
00:14:08,114 --> 00:14:11,584
Seems like only yesterday
I was taking you on your...
249
00:14:11,585 --> 00:14:16,115
Wow, is this what my voice
sounds like without Grandma
talking over me?
250
00:14:16,122 --> 00:14:17,292
I don't like it.
251
00:14:17,290 --> 00:14:18,860
So where exactly
are we going?
252
00:14:18,859 --> 00:14:22,159
We're taking you
to the spot where
Jebediah Murphy,
253
00:14:22,162 --> 00:14:25,702
the very first Murphy,
took his son Obediah.
254
00:14:25,699 --> 00:14:29,469
Legend has it
that no one's ever
made it out of there alive.
255
00:14:29,469 --> 00:14:31,099
What about you and Dad?
256
00:14:35,141 --> 00:14:38,211
You know, Jebediah Murphy
never questioned his elders.
257
00:14:40,146 --> 00:14:43,006
(SIGHS)
Nothing falling.
258
00:14:43,016 --> 00:14:44,576
Nothing exploding.
259
00:14:44,584 --> 00:14:45,884
So peaceful.
260
00:14:45,886 --> 00:14:50,256
Is this what
my voice sounds like without
Grandpa talking over it?
261
00:14:50,257 --> 00:14:51,487
Well, I don't like it.
262
00:14:51,491 --> 00:14:55,061
Hey, why don't we all
go somewhere together?
Just us Murphy gals.
263
00:14:55,061 --> 00:14:57,401
Oh, that sounds great.
Count me in!
264
00:14:57,397 --> 00:15:00,267
Doofenshmirtz.
Don't you have
something else to do?
265
00:15:00,267 --> 00:15:03,027
Nah, I was just
gonna organize
my old -inator hammock.
266
00:15:03,036 --> 00:15:04,996
Oh, look. This one
makes everything smell
267
00:15:05,005 --> 00:15:06,865
like the inside
of a Halloween mask.
268
00:15:06,873 --> 00:15:10,843
Well, it would be rude
to say no, so...
269
00:15:10,844 --> 00:15:13,014
Oooh, goody.
Included by obligation.
270
00:15:14,614 --> 00:15:16,404
I'll take it!
271
00:15:16,398 --> 00:15:18,178
¶ And the wall falls down and the wall hits a tree
272
00:15:18,184 --> 00:15:19,954
¶ And the tree hits a pole, and the pole hits a bee
273
00:15:19,953 --> 00:15:22,153
¶ And that's how you know you're a Murphy! ¶
274
00:15:23,356 --> 00:15:24,386
(RUMBLE)
275
00:15:24,391 --> 00:15:26,221
Whoa, whoa.
276
00:15:26,226 --> 00:15:28,756
MARTIN: And getting a flat
is another way to tell.
277
00:15:28,762 --> 00:15:30,532
Luckily there is a spare
in the trunk.
278
00:15:32,032 --> 00:15:33,702
Well, there was.
279
00:15:33,700 --> 00:15:35,270
And there it goes.
280
00:15:35,268 --> 00:15:37,198
Yup, looks like
we're walking.
281
00:15:37,203 --> 00:15:39,843
GRANDMA:
Oh, isn't this delightful?
282
00:15:39,839 --> 00:15:41,639
SARA: What do
you think, Dr. D?
283
00:15:41,641 --> 00:15:44,581
Looks like Jackson Pollock
threw up on a Picasso.
284
00:15:44,577 --> 00:15:46,377
Anybody can make
modern art these days.
285
00:15:46,379 --> 00:15:48,849
I mean, look at this!
286
00:15:48,848 --> 00:15:51,318
"Look at me. I'm a horse
with a toilet for a head."
What's that even mean?
287
00:15:51,318 --> 00:15:53,918
Well, you know,
if you're not enjoying it,
288
00:15:53,920 --> 00:15:55,920
maybe you should go
check out the gift shop?
289
00:15:55,922 --> 00:15:58,792
Ooh, good idea. I think
I have a dollar in change...
290
00:15:58,792 --> 00:16:01,332
Oh, look at this.
I didn't even know
I had this.
291
00:16:01,328 --> 00:16:02,828
I wonder what it does?
292
00:16:04,965 --> 00:16:07,295
Oh, now I remember,
it does that.
293
00:16:07,300 --> 00:16:09,400
Wait.
How is that alive?
294
00:16:09,402 --> 00:16:12,642
Well, technically
"alive" implies
the existence of a soul,
295
00:16:12,639 --> 00:16:15,169
free will, the ability
to enjoy fondue.
296
00:16:15,175 --> 00:16:17,675
I would just
call this "animated".
297
00:16:17,677 --> 00:16:19,637
And expertly story-boarded.
298
00:16:19,646 --> 00:16:20,906
¶ James Kim ¶
299
00:16:20,914 --> 00:16:22,854
He just became a daddy!
300
00:16:24,017 --> 00:16:26,147
I'm beginning to think
it might have been a mistake
301
00:16:26,152 --> 00:16:30,092
to put a cyborg brain
into a wounded grizzly
and give it one instruction...
302
00:16:30,090 --> 00:16:31,420
destroy man.
303
00:16:31,424 --> 00:16:34,134
Well, luckily,
there's no man within
a hundred miles of here.
304
00:16:34,127 --> 00:16:35,487
Except for us.
305
00:16:35,495 --> 00:16:37,595
I think we better
get out of here.
306
00:16:37,597 --> 00:16:38,657
Yes, sir.
307
00:16:41,368 --> 00:16:43,028
We should have
turned left at this tree,
308
00:16:43,036 --> 00:16:45,196
unless that was the first
tree which means
this is the second tree.
309
00:16:45,205 --> 00:16:46,835
Oh, let me
look at that map.
310
00:16:49,142 --> 00:16:50,682
Jebediah's map!
311
00:16:53,146 --> 00:16:55,806
It's okay. It's okay.
I took a picture of it
with my phone.
312
00:16:55,815 --> 00:16:58,275
You mean
the phone that was
in this backpack?
313
00:16:59,619 --> 00:17:01,349
(OBJECTS BREAKING)
314
00:17:02,655 --> 00:17:04,285
Oh, this is just great!
315
00:17:04,290 --> 00:17:07,160
Now how are we
going to find
the secret spot?
316
00:17:07,160 --> 00:17:10,230
How's Milo
going to become
a Murphy man?
317
00:17:10,830 --> 00:17:12,730
Murphy man...
318
00:17:12,732 --> 00:17:14,732
Still not liking the sound
of your own voice?
319
00:17:14,734 --> 00:17:16,074
It's freaking me out.
320
00:17:16,069 --> 00:17:18,799
We can start
our own tradition
and choose a new spot.
321
00:17:18,805 --> 00:17:23,535
Okay, Milo, we'll pick
our own spot. A spot
where there's monsters!
322
00:17:23,543 --> 00:17:25,883
Oh, Grandpa,
stop trying to scare me.
323
00:17:25,879 --> 00:17:28,749
I know
there's no such thing
as monsters.
324
00:17:28,748 --> 00:17:30,418
¶ You've seen it before, you gonna... ¶
325
00:17:30,417 --> 00:17:31,577
(GROWL)
326
00:17:31,584 --> 00:17:33,384
(RACCOON WHIMPERS)
327
00:17:35,388 --> 00:17:37,558
¶ Okay, maybe not ¶
328
00:17:37,557 --> 00:17:39,017
How about
this spot, Dad?
329
00:17:39,025 --> 00:17:42,255
Good choice!
I hereby dub this,
the new secret spot!
330
00:17:42,262 --> 00:17:44,552
Hey, where's Grandpa?
331
00:17:44,547 --> 00:17:46,827
Oh, don't worry. He just
had to make a quick,
um, yeah, pit stop.
332
00:17:46,833 --> 00:17:48,333
It's an old guy thing.
333
00:17:48,334 --> 00:17:50,674
All right, let's see.
Here we are!
334
00:17:50,670 --> 00:17:53,840
(GROANS) Smells
like the inside
of a Halloween mask.
335
00:17:53,840 --> 00:17:57,340
Which is weird
because it's the outside
of a Halloween mask.
336
00:17:57,343 --> 00:17:58,913
(CROWD SCREAMING)
337
00:18:00,680 --> 00:18:02,410
MAN: This is why
I hate museums!
338
00:18:02,415 --> 00:18:05,145
If I shoot it
with the -inator again,
it should go back to normal.
339
00:18:05,151 --> 00:18:06,621
All right.
Hold still.
340
00:18:06,619 --> 00:18:09,249
Hold still.
Stop it!
Stop it!
341
00:18:09,255 --> 00:18:12,355
Oh, great. Now I hit this guy
and he's coming to life.
342
00:18:12,358 --> 00:18:14,888
Excuse me,
he hasn't come to life
he has become animated.
343
00:18:14,894 --> 00:18:18,604
I think
we went over this earlier,
right? He has no soul.
344
00:18:18,598 --> 00:18:20,998
I just got to hit him again
and it will turn it off.
345
00:18:22,769 --> 00:18:24,199
Yeah. I got it.
346
00:18:25,972 --> 00:18:27,872
See, see now
he is unanimated.
347
00:18:27,874 --> 00:18:30,744
SARA: Uh, Dr. D.
I don't think we're out
of the woods yet.
348
00:18:30,743 --> 00:18:34,753
(SCREAMING)
I hate Monet!
349
00:18:34,747 --> 00:18:37,047
All right, Milo,
it's time
for your initiation.
350
00:18:37,050 --> 00:18:38,380
(ETHEREAL MUSIC PLAYING)
351
00:18:38,384 --> 00:18:40,084
Murphy's Law
is all around us,
352
00:18:40,086 --> 00:18:41,946
but it's stronger
in us Murphy Men.
353
00:18:41,955 --> 00:18:43,955
It is a force
that we must...
354
00:18:46,126 --> 00:18:47,986
Oh. Go ahead.
355
00:18:47,994 --> 00:18:51,834
In those bushes,
is the spirit
of Murphy's Law,
356
00:18:51,831 --> 00:18:54,371
and you must wrestle it
and defeat it.
357
00:18:55,902 --> 00:18:58,072
(CLEARS THROAT LOUDLY)
358
00:18:58,070 --> 00:19:00,240
(LOUDLY) In those bushes,
is the spirit of Murphy's Law,
359
00:19:00,240 --> 00:19:02,910
and you must
wrestle it
and defeat it.
360
00:19:03,610 --> 00:19:05,240
(SIGHS) Where is he?
361
00:19:05,245 --> 00:19:07,645
Ugh. Dang monster costume.
362
00:19:07,647 --> 00:19:12,777
MARTIN: (SHOUTING)
In those bushes,
is the spirit of Murphy's Law,
363
00:19:12,785 --> 00:19:15,115
and you must
wrestle it and defeat it.
364
00:19:15,121 --> 00:19:16,321
(GROWLING)
365
00:19:17,090 --> 00:19:18,990
(SCREAMING)
366
00:19:24,964 --> 00:19:26,334
SARA: Doof, do something!
367
00:19:26,332 --> 00:19:29,332
I already did something.
I made things worse!
368
00:19:29,335 --> 00:19:32,435
Oh, for Pete's sake.
Give me that thing!
369
00:19:52,025 --> 00:19:54,525
Yeah. I used to work
at an arcade.
370
00:19:54,527 --> 00:19:58,427
Going back to Murphy's Law's
is gonna be a piece of cake
after this.
371
00:19:58,431 --> 00:20:01,401
In. Those. Bushes!
372
00:20:02,569 --> 00:20:05,169
(CYBORG GROWLING)
Ah, there he is.
I mean, there it is.
373
00:20:05,171 --> 00:20:07,711
It is, the spirit!
Now go!
374
00:20:07,707 --> 00:20:10,007
Oh, come on, Dad. Really?
375
00:20:10,009 --> 00:20:11,739
Just go
and confront the spirit!
376
00:20:11,744 --> 00:20:15,814
There is something
in here,
and it's really strong.
377
00:20:15,815 --> 00:20:17,915
Good, son!
You're doing it! Good!
378
00:20:17,917 --> 00:20:20,147
Wow, Dad's putting
on a good show in there.
379
00:20:20,153 --> 00:20:23,963
Wow, I guess I am.
How exactly
am I doing that?
380
00:20:24,824 --> 00:20:26,664
Milo, get out of there!
Milo!
381
00:20:26,659 --> 00:20:29,359
MILO: I can't!
Something's got me.
382
00:20:29,362 --> 00:20:31,102
(GROWLING)
383
00:20:31,097 --> 00:20:34,797
Ah! Hey, that's my
monster costume.
384
00:20:34,801 --> 00:20:38,871
Diogee! I'd recognize
your Diogee breath
anywhere!
385
00:20:38,871 --> 00:20:41,671
If you knew
it was Diogee, why were
you screaming so much?
386
00:20:41,674 --> 00:20:43,514
Because I knew
it'd scare Grandpa.
387
00:20:43,509 --> 00:20:45,909
Back in my day,
kids didn't scare
their elders.
388
00:20:45,912 --> 00:20:48,282
(GROWLING)
389
00:20:49,048 --> 00:20:50,378
Milo, I'm proud of you.
390
00:20:50,383 --> 00:20:52,853
You went into the woods,
battled the unknown,
and defeated it.
391
00:20:52,852 --> 00:20:54,422
Even if it was
just Diogee.
392
00:20:54,420 --> 00:20:55,790
I think I speak
for both of us
393
00:20:55,788 --> 00:20:58,188
when I say,
you are now
a Murphy man.
394
00:20:58,191 --> 00:20:59,561
Thanks, Dad.
395
00:20:59,559 --> 00:21:00,629
(DIOGEE BARKING)
396
00:21:01,361 --> 00:21:02,531
What is it, boy?
397
00:21:02,528 --> 00:21:04,698
(RUMBLING)
398
00:21:04,697 --> 00:21:06,027
(SCREAMS)
399
00:21:09,202 --> 00:21:11,302
Ah! It flies!
400
00:21:11,304 --> 00:21:13,874
Get it off!
Get it off!
Get it off!
401
00:21:13,873 --> 00:21:15,413
Get it off!
Get it off!
Get it off!
402
00:21:15,408 --> 00:21:17,638
(CYBORG SCREAMING)
403
00:21:22,248 --> 00:21:24,518
(GROWLS)
404
00:21:26,119 --> 00:21:28,419
¶ And the wall falls down and the wall hits a tree
405
00:21:28,421 --> 00:21:30,551
¶ And the tree hits a pole, and the pole hits a bee
406
00:21:30,556 --> 00:21:32,616
¶ And that's how you know you're a Murphy! ¶
407
00:21:32,625 --> 00:21:35,325
¶ It's my world and we're all livin' in it ¶
408
00:21:35,328 --> 00:21:38,058
¶ Go, Milo Go, Milo, go
409
00:21:38,064 --> 00:21:40,904
¶ Oh, thanks, everybody That is so motivational
410
00:21:40,900 --> 00:21:43,370
¶ Go, Milo Go, Milo, go
411
00:21:45,938 --> 00:21:47,308
¶ Whoa
412
00:21:47,307 --> 00:21:48,767
¶ Whoa
413
00:21:48,775 --> 00:21:52,005
¶ I'm not sitting here watching the world turn
414
00:21:52,011 --> 00:21:53,411
¶ You know I'd rather spin it
415
00:21:53,413 --> 00:21:55,913
¶ Go, Milo Go, Milo, go
416
00:21:55,915 --> 00:21:58,475
¶ It's my world and we're all livin' in it ¶
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