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¶¶
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¶ Look at that sun Look at that sky
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¶ Look at my sweater vest I look so fly
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¶ Look at that mailbox Look at that tree
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¶ It's about as beautiful as it can be
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¶ Whoa
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¶ Today is gonna be exceptional
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¶ Never boring even for a minute
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¶ It's my world and we're all livin' in it
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¶ Whoa, whoa
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¶ Never boring even for a minute
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¶ It's my world and we're all livin' in it ¶
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ZACK: Oh, here's some more
parking meters. Do it again.
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MILO: It doesn't happen
every time.
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(METER DINGS)
Uh-huh? Right there.
Bam.
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(METER DINGS)
Like clockwork.
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Except for this one.
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See? It's not
always guaranteed.
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(BOTH GASPS)
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Huh. Man, it's like...
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It's like...
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It's like...
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It's like poetry.
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Melissa?
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What's the matter?
Oh, hi, guys.
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I just found out
they're going
to dismantle Ol' Bessie.
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I'm hoping Ol' Bessie
isn't a person.
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No, she's that
old clock
in town square.
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ZACK: The clock
is named Bessie?
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They name
everything
in this town.
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This bus stop
is named Steve.
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Its full name
is Steven.
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Wow, you seem
really upset
about Ol' Bessie.
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Well, she's kind of
like family.
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She was built
by my great-grandmother,
Abigail Chase.
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MILO: Your great-grandmother
was a clock maker?
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Not just a clock maker,
but a full-fledged inventor.
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She invented
the first primitive
version of texting.
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And how the elephant
got in my pajamas,
I'll never know.
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Even though
I never knew her,
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I always felt a connection
with Great-Grandma Abigail,
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and I was so proud
every time I walked
by that clock.
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I can't believe
they can just
tear it down.
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Isn't it
a historical
landmark?
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Yes. But the city sold
the land to a developer
last year.
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That land was
called Reginald.
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And according to the law,
if the clock stops working,
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the new owner
can tear it down.
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Well, the clock stopped
ticking yesterday at 5:00,
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and if she isn't fixed
by tonight, no more Bessie.
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We should do
something about it.
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You guys
would help?
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Old school. Nice.
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(UPBEAT MUSIC PLAYING)
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MONOGRAM: Morning, Agent P.
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Doofenshmirtz is up to something new,
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and I think you know how I feel about things that are new.
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He doesn't like it.
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I'm wearing new glasses and he's freaking out.
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Oh, it's like I don't know who you are!
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Anyhoo, now that Doofenshmirtz is no longer evil,
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he's decided to use his Inators to help people.
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I need you to get out there and stop Doofenshmirtz.
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Oh, from, uh, accidentally hurting someone while trying to help them.
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How about these glasses?
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Not with those cheekbones.
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DOOFENSHMIRTZ:
¶ Horse in a bookcase...
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¶ Horse in a bookcase...
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¶ Horse in a... ¶
(KNOCKING ON DOOR)
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SINGERS:
¶ Agent P! ¶
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Perry the Platypus?
Is that you?
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Oh, sorry,
Perry the Platypus.
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I couldn't hear
you knocking over
the music sting.
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Anyhoo, since, you know,
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I'm going to become
the great Professor Time
some day,
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I thought I'd better start
practicing now being good
so it doesn't, you know,
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give me
whiplash later.
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I'm... I'm going to start off
by solving one of the greatest
problems facing mankind.
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Sidewalk gum!
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It's the worst, right?
You're walking along
and, oh, suddenly,
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oh, now you have
sticky gum
on your shoe!
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And you can't get it off,
how are you supposed
to get it off?
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You can't touch it! It's been
both inside someone's mouth
and on the ground.
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That's like the two
most disgusting
places on Earth!
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But no longer. Behold!
The De-Gum-Inator!
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Now I can rid the city
of sticky sidewalk gum
forever!
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And, by extension,
do good!
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I'm gonna take
this outside.
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(TIRES SCREECH)
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(CRASHING)
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(CHICKEN CLUCKS,
CAT YOWLS)
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Time to start
doing good!
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MELISSA: We only
have until 5:00 p.m.
tonight to fix Ol' Bessie.
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Fortunately for us,
we've got some help.
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You guys
remember Clyde?
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Hey, Milo!
Hey, Zack!
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Clyde Rickenbacker?
I didn't know
you could fix clocks.
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Well, we've been here
for hours, and it's
still not working.
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So, apparently,
we can't.
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CIDD: Milo, Zack,
it is so nice
to see you.
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Aw, he must
smell your robot.
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(MILO LAUGHING)
(ZACK EXCLAIMING)
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CIDD: I am so glad
to see you.
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(THUDDING)
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But also I am not glad
because they might
tear down Ol' Bessie.
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I don't know,
Melissa,
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I don't think
we'll be able to fix
this clock in time.
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I still
don't get it.
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Who would buy land
with a clock tower on it,
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only to tear down
the clock tower?
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MAN: I would.
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(SIGHS) Just a minute.
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Stupid tiny door
ruined my entrance.
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Victor Verliezer.
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Milo...
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I'm sorry.
Uh, what was your
last name again?
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Murphy!
Ah, that's right.
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(MENACINGLY) Milo Murphy.
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Victor, why would you
want to destroy Ol' Bessie?
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Oh, Clyde.
This old clock is standing
in the way of progress.
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And that progress
is called the V-Clock.
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It's Wi-Fi capable,
accurate to a millisecond,
and best of all,
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the city will have to pay me
for an upgrade every year
with new operating systems
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or the clock will turn
into a giant killer robot.
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(LAUGHS WICKEDLY)
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When the clock doesn't
strike 5:00 tonight,
it's "bye-bye Bessie,"
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Hello, V-Clock.
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I really don't like that guy.
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Wow, I've never
seen Milo so angry.
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I have. Once, some
squirrels ran off
with his sandwich.
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What do squirrels
even want with tuna?
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They never come across it
in the wild. It's just weird!
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But Milo's right to be mad.
We can't let Victor win.
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I agree, but CIDD and I
have been trying to fix
this old relic for hours.
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I'm not sure
what else we can do.
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We can't keep up.
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Don't worry, you guys.
I have a lot of experience
fixing things.
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There you go.
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Or maybe more things
will break just because
you're here.
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Well, we're gonna
have to take
our chances.
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But if we're
going to fix Ol' Bessie,
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we'll have to start
at the top.
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¶ The passage of time is tricky
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¶ When your clock's not ticking
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¶ Let's get to work quickly
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¶ Got to get the keys clicking somewhere
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¶ We're just gods in the machinery
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¶ Maybe I'm a dreamer
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¶ We don't need a change of scenery
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¶ ...today
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¶ It's hard to get a reading
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¶ When the cycle keeps repeating
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¶ The same chronological display
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¶ But even a broken clock is right two times a day
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¶ Do you know what time it is?
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¶ 'Cause I feel it tick, ticking away
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¶ Do you know what time it is?
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¶ 'Cause I feel it tick, ticking away
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¶ Tick, ticking away
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¶ Tick, ticking away
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¶ Tick, ticking away ¶
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MELISSA:
Looking good, Milo!
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But you're gonna have
to move it back
an hour and a half.
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Hey... Oh, great,
I've got gum on my...
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Whoa!
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What the...
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Oh, hi,
Milo's friend girl.
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Hey Dr. D,
what are you doing?
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(YELPS)
I'm doing good,
with my De-Gum-Inator.
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Okay.
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So, how we doing, Clyde?
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Pretty good,
but we're still missing
those parts I ordered.
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They should be here
any minute.
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Hello.
Can I help you?
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Oh, yeah, I'm looking
for a Clyde Rickenbaker.
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I've got some
important old parts
for him here.
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Ah, yes.
I'll take that for him.
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Oh, great.
Well, uh, looks like
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you're gonna get
your clock fixed
just in time.
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Wait a second.
Don't I know you?
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(STUTTERS) Of course you do.
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I'm, uh...
Your brother-in-law.
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David? Is that you?
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Yes! Yes, it is.
I'm David.
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You look great!
You're like
five inches taller!
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I know! Growth spurt
at 40. Who knew?
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Well, better take these parts.
Time waits for no man.
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Yeah, I guess.
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We'll see you
at Christmas.
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We're Jewish!
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(HORN HONKS)
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CLYDE: Since those parts
never showed up,
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I had to jury-rig this,
but it might do the trick.
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Give it a try, Melissa.
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(METALS CLANG)
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Yes, yes, yes!
(SPRING TWANGS)
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No, no, no!
That was the main spring,
it kept everything moving.
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And it was an antique
so it's going to take
weeks to replace that.
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No, all we need is a machine
that will keep everything
moving at once.
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I've got an idea!
You guys, chew this gum.
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Well, I do find it
comforting to...
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MELISSA: Less talk!
More chew!
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What's this gonna do?
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Chew this gum, mix it in
with the glue and stick it
to every gear,
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every wheel, everything
that moves in this clock.
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Okay, but I
don't understand.
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MELISSA: No time to explain!
Just do it!
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Come on CIDD.
You're with me.
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I guess
we better do
what she says.
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Perry the Platypus?
Why are you stopping me?
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I was doing good. Huh?
(INDISTINCT SHOUTING)
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(ALARM SOUNDING)
(HORN BLARING)
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Oh! Did I do that?
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How can I ever become
Professor Time if I'm
no good at being good?
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Wait! There he is.
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A robot carrying a girl. Wow,
that fortune cookie was right!
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Dr. D, we need your help!
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Wait, someone needs my help?
I feel important.
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Okay, let's go.
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DOOFENSHMIRTZ:
I'm coming to help!
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I'm coming to help!
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I'm here to help.
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Dr. Doof,
turn on your machine.
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It's go time.
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Ooh, I'm part of something!
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Wait a minute.
What's going on?
It's not working.
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No, it's working perfectly.
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We mixed gum with the glue
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so it wouldn't come off.
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You can't win.
You're almost
out of time.
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In five...
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Four...
Three...
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Why are we counting?
ALL: One!
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(CLOCK TOLLING)
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(ALL CHEERING)
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Thanks, Dr. D.
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All right,
hooray for me!
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I'm not exactly sure
how I'm helping people,
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00:10:41,742 --> 00:10:44,782
but something involving
a clock, apparently,
but I'm doing good!
240
00:10:44,778 --> 00:10:48,108
We all did good.
Grandma Abigail
would be so proud!
241
00:10:48,115 --> 00:10:50,575
Ugh! I can't believe
you ruined me again!
242
00:10:50,584 --> 00:10:51,824
Could this day
get any worse?
243
00:10:52,486 --> 00:10:53,646
(SNAPS)
244
00:10:56,657 --> 00:10:59,857
Welcome to the 28th Annual Substitute Teacher's Conference.
245
00:10:59,860 --> 00:11:01,890
(VICTOR YELLING)
Today, we're going to be...
246
00:11:02,829 --> 00:11:05,099
I hope you brought
enough gum for everyone.
247
00:11:06,199 --> 00:11:07,429
I did.
248
00:11:07,433 --> 00:11:08,673
¶ It's my world and we're all livin' in it ¶
249
00:11:11,338 --> 00:11:13,508
MILO: And that's why
I wear sweater vests!
250
00:11:13,507 --> 00:11:15,337
I don't know who
you are anymore.
251
00:11:15,342 --> 00:11:18,112
All right, who's ready
for video games
and snacks at my house?
252
00:11:18,111 --> 00:11:19,811
Not you.
253
00:11:19,813 --> 00:11:22,353
You forgot the "Forget
the Llamas. Save the Alpacas"
benefit concert.
254
00:11:22,349 --> 00:11:23,979
You have
a gig today.
We do?
255
00:11:23,984 --> 00:11:26,354
I should know.
I'm your new manager.
256
00:11:26,353 --> 00:11:28,053
You are? Since when?
257
00:11:28,055 --> 00:11:30,455
Since five seconds ago.
Were you not listening?
258
00:11:31,024 --> 00:11:32,894
I'm your new manager.
259
00:11:34,327 --> 00:11:36,057
Wow. I guess
I wasn't listening.
260
00:11:36,063 --> 00:11:37,903
I don't know
about having
a manager
261
00:11:37,898 --> 00:11:39,958
when we don't even
have a good
band name yet.
262
00:11:39,966 --> 00:11:41,626
Well, we are
Just Getting Started.
263
00:11:41,635 --> 00:11:42,965
But that name was a mistake.
264
00:11:42,969 --> 00:11:45,199
What about
"Zack of All Trades"?
265
00:11:45,205 --> 00:11:47,365
Oh, or
"Murphy's Lawyers."
266
00:11:47,374 --> 00:11:49,014
"Melissa and
the Who Cares Who Elses."
267
00:11:49,009 --> 00:11:51,009
Band name, TBD.
268
00:11:51,011 --> 00:11:53,911
Mean time, pick up rehearsals
right here, right now.
269
00:11:53,914 --> 00:11:56,514
But our
instruments are...
CHAD: Oh, guys,
270
00:11:56,516 --> 00:11:58,016
I got this text
from Amanda...
271
00:11:58,018 --> 00:12:00,018
(CLANGING)
But we still
need power to...
272
00:12:00,020 --> 00:12:01,350
(GENERATOR STARTING)
Amanda texted me
273
00:12:01,354 --> 00:12:04,224
and I just blindly
followed her instructions.
It's what I do.
274
00:12:05,892 --> 00:12:07,762
I love Slushy Dawg!
275
00:12:07,761 --> 00:12:10,901
We're on a mission to retrieve
a piece alien rubbish,
not fill your face hole.
276
00:12:10,897 --> 00:12:12,527
Can't we do both?
277
00:12:12,532 --> 00:12:14,932
It's 3:20 and we're supposed
to meet an employee
who reported it.
278
00:12:14,935 --> 00:12:16,565
A Mr. Johnson.
279
00:12:16,570 --> 00:12:19,670
JEREMY:
Welcome to Slushy Dawg. May I take your order, please?
280
00:12:19,673 --> 00:12:21,313
I don't know if you
can take my order...
281
00:12:22,542 --> 00:12:24,612
(INSTRUMENTS TUNING)
282
00:12:28,615 --> 00:12:29,775
Head's up!
283
00:12:37,224 --> 00:12:39,364
ALIEN PILOT: During our
routine scan of the planet,
284
00:12:39,359 --> 00:12:42,029
we experienced a glitch
in our cloaking device.
285
00:12:42,028 --> 00:12:44,128
The source seems to be here.
(ALARM BLARING)
286
00:12:44,131 --> 00:12:45,401
ALIEN COMMANDER:
I haven't seen a buildup
287
00:12:45,398 --> 00:12:47,868
of negative probability ions
like that since...
288
00:12:48,401 --> 00:12:49,471
Follow that human!
289
00:12:55,375 --> 00:12:58,775
Well, this place is
no longer a suitable
rehearsal space.
290
00:12:58,779 --> 00:13:01,149
Milo, rehearsal
at your house. Now.
291
00:13:01,148 --> 00:13:04,918
Are you sure? Maybe
the universe is trying
to tell us something.
292
00:13:04,918 --> 00:13:09,218
Yes, it's telling you
to listen to your
band manager! Okay?
293
00:13:16,296 --> 00:13:18,456
(STAMMERS)
What were we doing?
294
00:13:18,465 --> 00:13:20,995
Wait, were these
wrappers here
the whole time?
295
00:13:21,001 --> 00:13:23,751
(SNIFFS)
Smells fresh.
296
00:13:23,753 --> 00:13:26,503
Oh, yes! That's it.
We were supposed to meet one
Jeremy Johnson here at, um,
297
00:13:27,107 --> 00:13:28,637
10 minutes ago?
298
00:13:28,641 --> 00:13:30,171
What have we been doing
for those 10 minutes?
299
00:13:30,177 --> 00:13:32,577
Well, let's pull over
to the drive-thru
and try to find out.
300
00:13:35,081 --> 00:13:37,451
JEREMY:
Welcome to Slushy Dawg! May I take your order, please?
301
00:13:37,450 --> 00:13:40,520
I don't know if you
can take my order,
but you can borrow it!
302
00:13:40,520 --> 00:13:42,650
Dakota? Did you get rid of the thing?
303
00:13:42,656 --> 00:13:44,256
What thing?
304
00:13:44,257 --> 00:13:46,257
It's me, Jeremy. We just met, like, 10 minutes ago.
305
00:13:46,259 --> 00:13:48,359
You know about the weird, glowing junk by the dumpster?
306
00:13:48,361 --> 00:13:50,031
It seemed to be making people act strange.
307
00:13:50,030 --> 00:13:51,030
We already talked about this.
308
00:13:51,031 --> 00:13:53,361
Wait, did I order
food before?
309
00:13:53,366 --> 00:13:55,026
Yeah. That's when we met.
310
00:13:55,035 --> 00:13:57,495
Funny, I don't
feel like I ate.
You never do!
311
00:13:57,504 --> 00:13:59,004
We're coming
to you, Jeremy!
312
00:13:59,005 --> 00:14:00,765
Wait! Whatever you do, don't try and pa...
313
00:14:02,509 --> 00:14:04,509
(GAME SOUND EFFECTS PLAYING)
314
00:14:04,511 --> 00:14:06,011
Wait, where are we?
315
00:14:06,012 --> 00:14:07,152
What are we doing?
316
00:14:07,147 --> 00:14:08,207
Well, I hope you're done!
317
00:14:08,215 --> 00:14:10,045
These kids have been
waiting for 15 minutes!
318
00:14:11,318 --> 00:14:12,678
There's the van!
319
00:14:13,386 --> 00:14:15,046
How did we
end up in there?
320
00:14:15,055 --> 00:14:18,155
We were going to Slushy Dawg
about some alien device.
321
00:14:18,158 --> 00:14:20,628
How did we lose
35 minutes?
322
00:14:20,627 --> 00:14:23,087
And where did all these
fast food wrappers
come from?
323
00:14:23,096 --> 00:14:25,356
I don't remember
eating any of this.
324
00:14:25,365 --> 00:14:28,095
Get in. We have to get
back to the Slushy Dawg and
figure out what's happened.
325
00:14:31,371 --> 00:14:34,011
JEREMY:
Welcome to Slushy Dawg! May I take your order, please?
326
00:14:34,007 --> 00:14:35,207
Well, I don't know
if you can take...
327
00:14:35,208 --> 00:14:36,408
Dakota? Cavendish?
328
00:14:36,409 --> 00:14:37,679
How do you
know our names?
329
00:14:37,677 --> 00:14:39,737
Cavendish! We've met twice today already!
330
00:14:39,746 --> 00:14:40,846
Did we order food?
331
00:14:40,847 --> 00:14:42,307
Did you order food? Last time you were here,
332
00:14:42,315 --> 00:14:44,915
you ordered 79 hot dogs, sat in the drive-thru,
333
00:14:44,918 --> 00:14:47,718
blocking our customers, and drove off, shouting about being young again!
334
00:14:47,721 --> 00:14:49,051
Dakota, pull forward.
335
00:14:49,055 --> 00:14:50,115
Guys, just stop...
336
00:14:51,024 --> 00:14:52,564
(CIRCUS MUSIC PLAYING)
337
00:14:55,262 --> 00:14:56,632
Cavendish!
(GASPS)
338
00:14:56,630 --> 00:15:00,270
Oh, my word,
it's happened again!
Where the devil are we?
339
00:15:00,267 --> 00:15:03,327
What a show, folks!
I don't know who these
two lunatics are,
340
00:15:03,336 --> 00:15:05,596
but they are fearless.
And without a net!
341
00:15:05,605 --> 00:15:06,835
(BOTH SCREAMING)
342
00:15:09,109 --> 00:15:11,579
JEREMY:
Welcome to Slushy Dawg! May I take your order, please?
343
00:15:11,578 --> 00:15:14,008
I don't know
if you can take...
Dakota? Cavendish?
344
00:15:14,014 --> 00:15:16,584
Do I have walk you guys through this again? I met you guys already!
345
00:15:16,583 --> 00:15:19,223
And if you want food this time, you'd better like burgers or fish sandwiches,
346
00:15:19,219 --> 00:15:22,019
because the last time you were here, you bought every hot dog in the place!
347
00:15:22,022 --> 00:15:24,122
I don't remember
ever eating your food.
I want a refund.
348
00:15:24,124 --> 00:15:26,364
Look, guys. The weird thing you guys came for, the memory-messing thing,
349
00:15:26,359 --> 00:15:28,259
you have to watch out for it. It's right by this...
I can barely hear you.
350
00:15:28,261 --> 00:15:29,391
through this thing,
let me pull up.
351
00:15:29,396 --> 00:15:30,456
No, wait!
352
00:15:38,305 --> 00:15:40,305
BOTH: Oh, come on!
353
00:15:40,307 --> 00:15:42,407
There they are, officers,
those are the guys who took
my scooters without paying!
354
00:15:42,409 --> 00:15:43,469
(BOTH YELL)
355
00:15:43,476 --> 00:15:48,146
Okay, how about
"The Those Guys"
or "The Give it Ups"?
356
00:15:48,148 --> 00:15:51,248
I still like
"Just Getting Started."
Has a nice ring to it.
357
00:15:51,251 --> 00:15:54,051
Keep at it, Zack.
Plenty of bands
don't have names.
358
00:15:54,054 --> 00:15:55,124
Name one.
359
00:15:55,121 --> 00:15:56,751
Obviously if I named them,
360
00:15:56,756 --> 00:15:58,986
they wouldn't be bands
with no names anymore,
361
00:15:58,992 --> 00:16:00,062
would they?
(CEILING RUMBLING)
362
00:16:05,465 --> 00:16:07,625
Now we're
a garage band
without a garage.
363
00:16:07,634 --> 00:16:09,004
So, just a band.
364
00:16:10,003 --> 00:16:11,103
Everybody all right?
365
00:16:11,104 --> 00:16:12,804
Yeah. Let me just
go get our gear.
366
00:16:15,108 --> 00:16:16,268
What are you doing?
367
00:16:16,276 --> 00:16:17,786
I didn't press
anything, sir.
368
00:16:17,793 --> 00:16:19,313
That's the negative
probability ions!
369
00:16:21,314 --> 00:16:22,584
(ALARM BLARING)
We're too close!
370
00:16:22,582 --> 00:16:24,152
It's affecting
our controls!
371
00:16:24,150 --> 00:16:25,320
Brace yourself!
372
00:16:29,155 --> 00:16:30,515
(NEIGHING)
373
00:16:30,523 --> 00:16:32,163
Ah, scary ponies!
374
00:16:32,158 --> 00:16:34,758
(SERENE INSTRUMENTAL
MUSIC PLAYING)
375
00:16:36,596 --> 00:16:37,656
(NICKERS)
376
00:16:49,676 --> 00:16:50,776
(CELL PHONE BEEPS)
377
00:16:50,777 --> 00:16:52,437
Well, according to
this text from Amanda,
378
00:16:52,445 --> 00:16:53,845
I'm driving you guys
to the concert.
379
00:16:53,847 --> 00:16:56,377
Well, have fun, kids.
I'll just be here
with the ponies.
380
00:16:56,383 --> 00:16:58,923
On my roof. Dancing.
381
00:17:00,286 --> 00:17:03,386
Our memory losses
start here
at Slushy Dawg.
382
00:17:03,390 --> 00:17:05,790
I wish I knew what we did
those three last times
we were here.
383
00:17:07,193 --> 00:17:09,563
Wait a moment. Yes!
That must be it!
384
00:17:09,562 --> 00:17:12,362
That Jeremy fellow's report
to the local authorities.
385
00:17:12,365 --> 00:17:16,025
"Alien trash causing
cognitive disturbance!"
Of course!
386
00:17:16,036 --> 00:17:18,396
That is a lot of syllables.
What does it mean?
387
00:17:18,405 --> 00:17:19,595
Remember our training?
388
00:17:19,606 --> 00:17:24,476
To avoid detection,
certain alien species
use a manic amnesia ray.
389
00:17:24,477 --> 00:17:29,077
This ray erases any memory
of the sighting and causes
the subject to act erratically
390
00:17:29,082 --> 00:17:32,382
so they won't be believed
by the authorities
even if they do remember it.
391
00:17:32,385 --> 00:17:34,445
I'm king of the world!
392
00:17:34,454 --> 00:17:36,554
(STUTTERING) I don't know how I got here.
393
00:17:36,556 --> 00:17:38,286
I swear I saw... I saw a UFO.
394
00:17:38,291 --> 00:17:43,431
It's that piece of space trash
that's erasing our memories
and causing us to act out.
395
00:17:43,430 --> 00:17:46,330
We need to approach it
carefully and disable it.
396
00:17:46,332 --> 00:17:49,172
Agreed. Let's grab a bite
and then do whatever
you just said.
397
00:17:51,271 --> 00:17:53,341
JEREMY:
Welcome to Slushy Dawg!
398
00:17:53,339 --> 00:17:55,569
I regret to inform you that all we have at this time are fish sandwiches.
399
00:17:55,575 --> 00:17:57,035
Ew, no, thank you.
400
00:17:57,043 --> 00:17:58,843
If you don't mind,
I'm just going to drive
right on through.
401
00:17:58,845 --> 00:18:01,445
Dakota, wait! Remember there's a green...
402
00:18:04,417 --> 00:18:07,087
How's this for our
new band name,
"The Sonic Three"?
403
00:18:07,087 --> 00:18:09,947
Hello?
(STAMMERS) Oh, sorry,
"The Sonic Four."
404
00:18:09,956 --> 00:18:11,416
But, eh, I have better ones.
405
00:18:11,424 --> 00:18:14,294
A bunch more. How about
the "Lizards of Oz"?
(GUITAR TUNING)
406
00:18:14,294 --> 00:18:16,334
How about
the "Lizards of No Way"?
407
00:18:16,329 --> 00:18:18,799
You're on in five,
Just Getting Started!
408
00:18:18,798 --> 00:18:21,268
You know,
I like it more
when she says it.
409
00:18:23,770 --> 00:18:25,570
We're too close
again, ma'am!
410
00:18:25,572 --> 00:18:26,642
(YELLING)
411
00:18:26,639 --> 00:18:28,669
No, get closer.
We need more data.
412
00:18:28,675 --> 00:18:31,205
But, ma'am,
we're losing propulsion!
413
00:18:31,211 --> 00:18:32,981
(SIRENS WAILING)
414
00:18:36,716 --> 00:18:40,216
Ugh, that taste like fi...
Have I been eating
fish sandwiches?
415
00:18:40,220 --> 00:18:44,460
Well, we're back
at Slushy Dawg!
But what are we wearing?
416
00:18:44,457 --> 00:18:45,917
When did we do that?
417
00:18:45,925 --> 00:18:48,485
And I really hope
we paid for all
that stuff.
418
00:18:48,495 --> 00:18:49,355
Great bollywockers!
419
00:18:49,963 --> 00:18:51,833
How can it be 7:30?
420
00:18:51,831 --> 00:18:53,431
Look! The windshield!
421
00:18:53,433 --> 00:18:55,403
Wow, I am messier
than I thought.
422
00:18:55,401 --> 00:18:57,201
No, it's a warning
I left myself!
423
00:18:57,203 --> 00:18:58,843
(CAVENDISH READING)
424
00:19:00,607 --> 00:19:03,067
Heh. I'm so clever!
Huzzah!
425
00:19:08,281 --> 00:19:10,881
That must be
the cheeky culprit,
right there!
426
00:19:12,485 --> 00:19:14,015
It's broken.
There's a hole in it.
427
00:19:14,020 --> 00:19:16,890
The hole must be the problem.
How do we plug the hole?
428
00:19:16,890 --> 00:19:19,360
Same way I do. Feed it!
429
00:19:20,326 --> 00:19:22,056
(GRUNTING)
430
00:19:23,796 --> 00:19:27,196
Dakota! You did it!
You stopped the memory wipes!
431
00:19:27,200 --> 00:19:28,700
(CHUCKLING)
Oh, we're saved!
432
00:19:28,701 --> 00:19:31,171
We're saved!
Saved, saved!
Ha-ha!
433
00:19:31,171 --> 00:19:32,241
Saved!
434
00:19:32,238 --> 00:19:34,938
What on earth did we do
on that last blackout?
435
00:19:34,941 --> 00:19:37,511
Hey, Cavendish, Dakota!
Thanks for the fireworks.
436
00:19:37,510 --> 00:19:39,340
The show wouldn't have
been the same without it.
437
00:19:39,345 --> 00:19:40,335
Fireworks?
438
00:19:42,482 --> 00:19:45,422
Hey, Amanda, um,
in light of today's
intense events,
439
00:19:46,352 --> 00:19:48,022
maybe we should...
No way!
440
00:19:48,021 --> 00:19:50,791
If I've learned anything
from you, Milo, it's that
you never quit!
441
00:19:50,790 --> 00:19:53,390
I say, it's time
for us to "Milo Up!"
442
00:19:53,393 --> 00:19:55,733
Let Murphy's Law
just try and stop us.
443
00:19:55,728 --> 00:19:57,558
We've committed
to helping
those llamas...
444
00:19:57,564 --> 00:19:58,634
Alpacas.
Whatevs.
445
00:19:58,631 --> 00:20:00,431
And that's what
we're going to do!
446
00:20:00,433 --> 00:20:03,203
Yeah, we are!
We've already got a name!
447
00:20:03,203 --> 00:20:04,903
And now
we've got a new song!
448
00:20:05,505 --> 00:20:06,565
(CLEARS THROAT)
449
00:20:06,573 --> 00:20:07,743
Thank you, everybody.
450
00:20:07,740 --> 00:20:10,410
we are Just Getting Started!
451
00:20:10,410 --> 00:20:12,640
(PLAYING ROCK MUSIC)
452
00:20:16,149 --> 00:20:18,349
¶ Would it look better on a marquee
453
00:20:18,351 --> 00:20:21,221
¶ If we were called "The Sonic Three" or "Psychedelic Banshee"
454
00:20:21,221 --> 00:20:23,091
¶ Or "Cybernetic Bumblebee"?
455
00:20:23,089 --> 00:20:25,259
¶ Will we get more repulsive if we were called "Lizards of Oz"
456
00:20:25,258 --> 00:20:27,928
¶ Or the "Semi-crazy... Just the "Murphy's Laws"
457
00:20:27,927 --> 00:20:29,327
¶ What's in a name?
458
00:20:29,329 --> 00:20:30,929
¶ If we're rocking just the same
459
00:20:30,930 --> 00:20:33,000
¶ And we're Just Getting Started...
460
00:20:32,999 --> 00:20:34,529
We're losing power!
461
00:20:34,534 --> 00:20:36,374
Okay, enough intel! (GRUNTS)
462
00:20:36,369 --> 00:20:37,669
Get us away from that kid!
463
00:20:40,340 --> 00:20:42,170
(ALIEN COMMANDER SCREAMING)
464
00:20:42,175 --> 00:20:44,005
(ALARMS BLARING)
465
00:20:44,010 --> 00:20:46,480
Oh... Brace for impact!
(ALIEN COMMANDER YELLING)
466
00:20:47,380 --> 00:20:49,150
You're right, Dakota,
there's a concert!
467
00:20:49,616 --> 00:20:51,276
(TIRES SCREECHING)
468
00:20:53,453 --> 00:20:54,453
Fireworks!
469
00:20:54,454 --> 00:20:55,924
Amanda texted us.
470
00:20:55,922 --> 00:20:57,522
(DAKOTA AND CAVENDISH YELLING)
471
00:20:58,691 --> 00:21:00,521
(ALIENS GROANING)
472
00:21:02,695 --> 00:21:04,955
¶ We're Just Getting Started! ¶
473
00:21:05,598 --> 00:21:06,958
(CROWD CHEERING)
474
00:21:08,735 --> 00:21:11,265
Wow, Amanda.
You're pretty handy
with that phone.
475
00:21:11,271 --> 00:21:13,541
So, what do you
think about your new job?
476
00:21:13,539 --> 00:21:17,239
Well, being a band manager
is a lot tougher job
than I imagined.
477
00:21:17,243 --> 00:21:20,483
But you're worth it.
And we are
Just Getting Started.
478
00:21:23,249 --> 00:21:26,949
Power stores returning
to normal, ma'am.
Your orders?
479
00:21:26,953 --> 00:21:29,623
That human child
could be useful.
480
00:21:29,622 --> 00:21:31,792
We'll be back, Milo Murphy.
481
00:21:32,892 --> 00:21:34,962
¶ It's my world and we're all livin' in it ¶
482
00:21:36,329 --> 00:21:38,229
¶ Go, Milo Go, Milo, go
483
00:21:38,231 --> 00:21:40,801
¶ Oh, thanks, everybody That is so motivational
484
00:21:40,800 --> 00:21:43,530
¶ Go, Milo Go, Milo, go
485
00:21:46,406 --> 00:21:47,566
¶ Whoa
486
00:21:47,573 --> 00:21:48,843
¶ Whoa
487
00:21:48,841 --> 00:21:51,981
¶ I'm not sitting here watching the world turn
488
00:21:51,978 --> 00:21:53,508
¶ You know I'd rather spin it
489
00:21:53,513 --> 00:21:56,083
¶ Go, Milo Go, Milo, go
490
00:21:56,082 --> 00:21:56,112
¶ It's my world and we're all livin' in it ¶
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