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¶¶
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(THEME SONG PLAYING)
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¶ Look at that sun Look at that sky
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¶ Look at my sweater vest I look so fly
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¶ Look at that mailbox Look at that tree
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¶ It's about as beautiful as it can be
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¶ Whoa
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¶ Today is gonna be exceptional
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¶ Never boring even for a minute
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¶ It's my world and we're all livin' in it
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¶ Whoa, whoa
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¶ Never boring even for a minute
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¶ It's my world and we're all livin' in it ¶
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So, it's been weeks now.
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When are we going
to do something
about Doofenshmirtz?
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We are doing something.
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We're waiting for him
to become Professor Time.
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He's way overstayed
his welcome!
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I don't know.
I kind of like
him living here.
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Well, he's driving me insane.
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He never leaves the house
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and he's constantly
getting into my business.
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But, Neal,
that's why Time Ape
has a clock for a head.
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DOOFENSHMIRTZ: (ON PHONE)
Yeah, duh.
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Doofenshmirtz? How are you
listening in on this call?
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This is a cell phone.
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You're...
You're kidding right?
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(SCREAMS)
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I have to make
a Time Ape costume
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by the end of the week
for drama class
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and I'm way behind
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because he's always
interrupting.
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Hey, you notice
how I let her finish
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before I sprung up there?
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So I don't always
interrupt her, that's...
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Hey what you
got there, Doof?
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It's a Reconstitut-inator.
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I bought a bunch of raisins,
I wanted grapes,
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but I can't seem
to get it to work.
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Hey, those are some
pretty nice
Dr. Zone pajamas there.
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I have limited-edition
curtains just like those.
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Pretty sure you mean "had."
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(SARA SCREAMS)
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Wow, she sounds upset.
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Here, have a muffin.
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Kids like muffins.
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So Dr. D, have you
got any big plans
for the day?
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Ah, just the usual
eight hours
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or so of sitting
on the couch
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staring out the window.
It's a busy day.
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You might want to open
the blinds this time.
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Oh, I just thought
it was really beige
out there!
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Maybe you should go outside
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and get some fresh air today.
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Oh, I can't do that.
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Sure you can.
You totally can!
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Nope.
I'm waiting for Destiny.
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I don't want to be out
when it knocks.
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Destiny knocks?
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Oh, wait, tha...
Maybe that's opportunity.
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Opportunity knocks,
Destiny does something else.
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It calls, or texts,
or it rings the doorbell,
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I don't know.
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Either way, I've decided
to be pro-active
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in the least
active way possible
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until I become
Professor Time.
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But you can't just sit
and wait to do great things.
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You gotta get out there
and practice!
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Ehh, that sounds like,
like effort.
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I could take you on our
bi-weekly field trip
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to the science museum.
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Afterwards, I could drop you
by the animal sanctuary.
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They're always
looking for volunteers.
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Yeah, and then I can take you
to the power plant with me.
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Nothing like
a safety inspection
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to get the blood pumping.
What do you think, Doof?
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Well, okay,
but if Destiny comes by,
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you tell 'em where I am,
all right?
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¶ He's leaving He's leaving ¶
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Oh.
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¶ I'm sorry That's rude ¶
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GUIDE: Welcome to the human digestive system.
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Just like the small intestine
absorbs nutrients,
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your young minds
will absorb
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the knowledge
being imparted to you
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in this slow
and deliberate tone.
(CRACKLES)
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Follow me
to intestinal adventure.
You know, I think
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I'm just gonna
go buy some grapes.
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This Reconstitut-inator,
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is just too much work.
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(DINOSAUR GROWLS)
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This is the entrance
to the alimentary canal.
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Man, this guy
really makes biology...
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What's the opposite
of come alive?
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Go, go dead?
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Basically,
he kills biology.
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This looks like my old
alimentary school.
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No puns.
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Totally worth it.
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Up here it begins
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to narrow
into the esophagus,
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Nature's trash can.
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Uh-oh.
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What's wrong?
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I'm starting to feel weird
and claustro-avoidant.
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Oh, lucky for you,
I've got an app for that.
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Here you go.
WOMAN: (ON PHONE) Relax, take a long deep breath,
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(INHALES DEEPLY)
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and hold it until I tell you to let it out...
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(MUFFLED GROANING)
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(THUDS)
Oops, sorry!
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I must've hit
the pause button.
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WOMAN: (ON PHONE)
Slowly release your breath...
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(GASPS)
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I gotta get out of here!
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(PANTING HEAVILY)
Where's the exit?
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Where is the exit
to the human
digestive system?
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Seriously?
(WHIMPERING)
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Wait, I know how to get
out of here quickly.
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All right, somebody grab
some corpuscles
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and I'm gonna pry
that liver off the wall.
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¶ We got four corpuscles
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¶ A heart and a spleen
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¶ We can use a little plasma For some gasoline
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¶ The liver's gonna keep the engine clean
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¶ Don't need to operate
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¶ To operate the speed machine
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¶ Can't stop just to ask for directions
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¶ We gotta get out of the lower intestines
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¶ Gotta drive
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¶ We gotta drive
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¶ We gotta drive
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¶ Drive, drive
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¶ Drive, we gotta drive
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¶ We gotta drive ¶
(CRASHES)
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(CHEERING)
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GUIDE: All right.
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Hoo! Hoo!
Hoo! Hoo?
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Who's responsible for this?
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Yeah, I'll, uh...
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I'll see myself out.
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Do you guys validate?
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I'm sorry.
I ruined everything.
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Maybe I should go back
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to my sitting on the couch
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and staring
out the window plan.
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You can't!
You're better
than the couch!
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BRIGETTE:
Hey Dr. D!
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Are you ready to go?
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All right, I'm off
to the Nature Center.
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Hey, Mom, can we
swing by the store?
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Gotta pick up some grapes.
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BRIGETTE:
I'm not your mother.
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SALLY: A few rules for the newbie volunteers.
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Do not touch
the animals.
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They are majestic
beings with souls.
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Sweet. Will there be otters?
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'Cause I brought little clams
with little rocks
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so that they can open them
'cause I...
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I can't get them open.
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The only animals
at this facility are raccoons.
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You got a problem
with raccoons?
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They bring back
bad memories.
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Oh. It's a bear.
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Huh. Well, maybe it's bears
that I'm afraid...
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(RACCOON SHRIEKING)
(DOOFENSHMIRTZ SCREAMING)
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DOOFENSHMIRTZ: Ow!
Ow! Ow, my spleen!
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To help the raccoons
adjust to the wild,
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I have recreated
their natural habitat.
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(SCREAMS)
He's using his hands
like people!
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None of you find that
even a little bit creepy?
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Look. All we do is prepare
nature's little vandals
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for re-release into the wild.
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Well, why didn't you say so?
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I can release them
into the wild.
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Run free, trash rats!
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That's it! Get out of here!
There ya go!
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No! Deborah Sue,
come back to me!
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Shh!
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(MUFFLED SCREAMING)
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What have you done?
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I released them
into the wild. What?
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We gotta get
'em back inside!
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In, out?
Make a decision.
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Inside!
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Ooh, I can help with that!
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Drusselstein
herding whistle.
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(RUMBLING)
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(OINKING, SNORTING)
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They're mostly used
for pigs.
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Uh-oh. Pig stampede!
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Run from the pigs!
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That looks wonderful,
honey!
Thanks!
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Well, you don't have to worry
about Doofenshmirtz
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bothering you because
he's down at the...
(CELL PHONE RINGS)
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Hello?
DOOFENSHMIRTZ: (ON PHONE)
I'm being chased by pigs!
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Help me!
Doof, where are you?
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I'm in the foyer!
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Now I'm in the living room.
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(PIGS SQUEALING)
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Now I'm going
out the back door.
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My costume!
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MARTIN:
Being a safety inspector
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comes with a lot of responsibility.
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One small mistake
could create
an enormous disaster.
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With your science background,
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a job at a place like this
could be exciting
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and exercise that flabby
greatness muscle.
(MACHINE TRILLING)
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Sounds good, Dad.
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Can I call you dad?
No.
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What's this button do?
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This button here
floods the generator
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with coolant
in emergencies.
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(LOUDLY) It costs
millions to repair,
so don't push it!
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You want me to push it?
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No, don't push it!
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Okay, I'll push it.
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No!
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Don't worry.
That's the decoy button
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in case anyone's
dumb enough to push it.
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The real one
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is next to the soda-machine
over there.
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DOOFENSHMIRTZ: No!
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Oh. Heh. Well, why,
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thank you.
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Thank you, I'm...
(ALARM BLARING)
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DOOFENSHMIRTZ: Sorry, Dad.
MARTIN: I'm not your dad.
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Hey Dr. D.
What are you watching?
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I don't know it's just
this sad man,
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sitting on a couch,
in the dark, it's, uh...
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It's just terrible.
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You know the T.V.
is not on, right?
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(GROANS)
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Uh, listen.
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I know you've been feeling
really bad about...
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You know...
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Driving you crazy and messing
things up for everyone
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while failing
to become great?
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Um, yeah.
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I mean, it was nice
to get my costume finished,
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but after a while
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I, kind of, missed
your annoying presence.
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Aw. That's the sweetest
mean thing
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anyone's said to me.
(DOOR BELL RINGS)
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Hello, Mr. Doofenshmirtz.
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I'm Destiny Summers
from Channel 4 News.
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Huh! Destiny does ring
the doorbell.
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Dr. Doofenshmirtz,
there's some people here
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who'd like to see you.
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(SCREAMS)
(GASPS)
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DOOFENSHMIRTZ:
If I can't see you,
you can't see me.
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00:09:26,733 --> 00:09:28,533
Dr. D, I think
you have it all wrong.
253
00:09:28,535 --> 00:09:29,665
Listen to this.
254
00:09:29,670 --> 00:09:31,540
GUIDE: Our Digestive
Tract Exhibit
255
00:09:31,538 --> 00:09:33,968
used to be the least popular
in the museum,
256
00:09:33,974 --> 00:09:37,914
but then Dr. Doofenshmirtz
made it into an exciting ride
257
00:09:37,911 --> 00:09:40,151
by turning the liver
into a go-cart.
258
00:09:40,147 --> 00:09:42,947
Now people are lined up
around the block.
259
00:09:43,584 --> 00:09:45,924
Thank you, Dr. Doofenshmirtz.
260
00:09:46,787 --> 00:09:47,817
Wow, thanks.
261
00:09:47,821 --> 00:09:51,461
(WHISPERS) But I've never
gotten a compliment
that's that boring.
262
00:09:51,458 --> 00:09:54,158
Since a video of the incident
you caused went viral,
263
00:09:54,161 --> 00:09:56,601
we have received
thousands of donations.
264
00:09:56,597 --> 00:09:59,327
Me and Deborah Sue
really want to thank you.
265
00:09:59,333 --> 00:10:01,433
Aw, think nothing of it...
(SCREAMS)
(RACCOON SHRIEKING)
266
00:10:01,435 --> 00:10:03,195
SALLY: Deborah Sue
let go of him.
267
00:10:03,971 --> 00:10:05,701
She must smell your raccoon.
268
00:10:05,706 --> 00:10:08,106
Yeah that's...
That's probably it.
269
00:10:08,108 --> 00:10:10,138
The doctor visited the plant
and caused
270
00:10:10,143 --> 00:10:11,483
the generator
to be flooded.
271
00:10:11,478 --> 00:10:13,808
Turns out the generator
was actually overheating
272
00:10:13,814 --> 00:10:15,114
and the warning system
had failed.
273
00:10:15,115 --> 00:10:17,315
You averted a possible explosion
274
00:10:17,317 --> 00:10:18,947
that I could have been blamed for.
275
00:10:18,952 --> 00:10:22,322
We'd like to present you
with the Danville
Hero of the Day Trophy.
276
00:10:22,322 --> 00:10:24,492
(CHEERING)
277
00:10:24,491 --> 00:10:26,661
Oh, wow.
278
00:10:26,660 --> 00:10:28,290
I am overwhelmed.
279
00:10:28,295 --> 00:10:30,095
I'm well,
maybe not overwhelmed.
280
00:10:30,097 --> 00:10:31,997
Maybe I'm just the right
amount of whelmed.
281
00:10:31,999 --> 00:10:33,899
I guess,
I really should thank
282
00:10:33,900 --> 00:10:37,440
the Murphy family,
Milo, and Mom and Dad.
283
00:10:37,437 --> 00:10:38,567
BOTH: Not your parents.
284
00:10:38,572 --> 00:10:40,772
But mostly,
I'd like to thank Sara.
285
00:10:40,774 --> 00:10:42,944
If she had not had
such a low threshold
286
00:10:42,943 --> 00:10:44,243
for my eccentricities,
287
00:10:44,244 --> 00:10:45,844
I'd still be wearing
her curtains
288
00:10:45,846 --> 00:10:47,646
and sitting on their couch.
289
00:10:47,648 --> 00:10:49,148
It reminds me of a story...
(MUSIC FLOODS)
290
00:10:49,149 --> 00:10:50,819
Eh, wait, what?
What, really?
291
00:10:50,817 --> 00:10:52,147
You're playing me off?
292
00:10:52,152 --> 00:10:53,952
All right, okay. Looks like
I'm all out of time.
293
00:10:53,954 --> 00:10:55,824
Thank you, Danville.
I love you.
294
00:10:55,822 --> 00:10:57,722
Group hug, Murphys.
295
00:10:58,191 --> 00:10:59,521
(BUSHES RUSTLE)
296
00:10:59,526 --> 00:11:01,986
(GROWLS)
297
00:11:03,697 --> 00:11:04,827
Oh, thank goodness.
298
00:11:04,831 --> 00:11:06,031
When I heard
those bushes rustling,
299
00:11:06,033 --> 00:11:07,433
I thought it was a raccoon.
300
00:11:07,434 --> 00:11:09,274
¶ It's my world and we're all livin' in it ¶
301
00:11:11,138 --> 00:11:13,038
BRIGETTE:
Honey, terrible news.
302
00:11:13,040 --> 00:11:16,170
Skate Ashbury is closing
for good this weekend.
303
00:11:16,176 --> 00:11:18,906
Well, I guess we can cross
that off our dream board.
304
00:11:19,846 --> 00:11:23,276
What's the End of Night
'70s Style Roller
305
00:11:23,283 --> 00:11:25,183
Disco Dance Competition?
306
00:11:25,852 --> 00:11:28,492
Our dream.
Our dead dream.
307
00:11:28,488 --> 00:11:30,058
I didn't know
you guys liked skating.
308
00:11:30,057 --> 00:11:31,317
Well, not just skating.
309
00:11:31,324 --> 00:11:32,694
We like competitive
310
00:11:32,693 --> 00:11:34,733
'70s-style
roller disco dancing.
311
00:11:34,728 --> 00:11:37,058
That's a thing?
Gather round, kids.
312
00:11:37,064 --> 00:11:39,164
We need to tell you a story.
313
00:11:39,166 --> 00:11:41,126
Story time!
We haven't had
that in a while.
314
00:11:41,134 --> 00:11:42,974
SARA: Aw, I miss story time!
315
00:11:42,969 --> 00:11:45,539
Story time! I'll need
graham crackers and milk,
and a blankie!
316
00:11:45,539 --> 00:11:46,969
Shh!
317
00:11:46,973 --> 00:11:48,913
A long time ago...
The '90s...
318
00:11:48,909 --> 00:11:52,039
...in a place far,
far away...
Skate Ashbury.
319
00:11:52,045 --> 00:11:54,805
There was a young couple,
full of the joy
320
00:11:54,815 --> 00:11:57,175
of '70s-style roller
disco dancing...
321
00:11:57,184 --> 00:11:58,824
Ooh! Who were they,
what were their names?
322
00:11:58,819 --> 00:11:59,919
It was us, Doof.
323
00:11:59,920 --> 00:12:01,890
You and me? I have
no recollection of that.
324
00:12:01,888 --> 00:12:04,758
No not you and...
Agh.
I'm just gonna keep going.
325
00:12:04,758 --> 00:12:06,518
More than anything,
we wanted
326
00:12:06,526 --> 00:12:08,686
to win the end-of-night skate.
327
00:12:08,695 --> 00:12:09,825
MARTIN: But Murphy's Law
328
00:12:09,830 --> 00:12:11,760
always tripped us up, literally.
329
00:12:11,765 --> 00:12:13,925
Ouch.
(DISCO MUSIC PLAYING)
330
00:12:14,901 --> 00:12:16,371
BRIGETTE: So we simplified our routine,
331
00:12:16,369 --> 00:12:19,339
and simplified. And, finally, we managed
332
00:12:19,339 --> 00:12:21,539
to get through it without disaster.
333
00:12:21,541 --> 00:12:24,041
MARTIN: We felt confident...
BRIGETTE: Till we saw who we were up against
334
00:12:24,044 --> 00:12:25,114
MARTIN: Pete and Tina.
335
00:12:25,112 --> 00:12:27,112
The best '70s style roller disco dancers
336
00:12:27,114 --> 00:12:28,584
in all of Danville.
337
00:12:28,582 --> 00:12:30,452
How many roller disco dancers
were there in Danville?
338
00:12:30,450 --> 00:12:33,020
Seven, but you're interrupting
the narrative. Anyway...
339
00:12:33,019 --> 00:12:34,989
We skated onto the rink,
crashed into each other,
340
00:12:36,056 --> 00:12:37,186
then crawled off
in shame.
341
00:12:37,190 --> 00:12:39,160
Oh. You should go back.
342
00:12:39,159 --> 00:12:41,189
Nope.
No way. It's no use.
343
00:12:41,194 --> 00:12:42,794
Even after four years
344
00:12:42,796 --> 00:12:46,256
of '70s-style-roller-disco-
dancing-couples therapy...
345
00:12:46,266 --> 00:12:48,626
So, how does this
make you feel?
346
00:12:49,970 --> 00:12:53,200
Milo. Murphy's Law
plus skates does not equate.
347
00:12:55,475 --> 00:12:57,375
So, that whole story
was about them?
348
00:12:59,312 --> 00:13:01,382
I can't believe
that this is our life.
349
00:13:01,381 --> 00:13:04,851
We're just expendable cogs
collecting alien rubbish.
350
00:13:04,851 --> 00:13:07,251
Happy Monday, boys!
(BOTH GASP)
351
00:13:07,254 --> 00:13:09,794
How are my two favorite
352
00:13:09,790 --> 00:13:11,390
refuse engineers?
353
00:13:11,391 --> 00:13:13,991
You'll be happy to hear that I have an important
354
00:13:13,994 --> 00:13:15,164
new mission for you.
355
00:13:15,162 --> 00:13:16,592
You'll be retrieving
356
00:13:16,596 --> 00:13:19,296
adorable garden gnomes of alien origin.
357
00:13:19,299 --> 00:13:21,299
I'll send you the coordinates!
358
00:13:21,301 --> 00:13:23,071
Enjoy!
359
00:13:23,069 --> 00:13:26,399
Lawn gnomes?
At least we won't
be handling garbage.
360
00:13:27,407 --> 00:13:28,337
MILO:
Hey, great news everyone.
361
00:13:28,341 --> 00:13:30,071
I signed Mom and Dad up
362
00:13:30,076 --> 00:13:31,436
for the final
skating competition
363
00:13:31,444 --> 00:13:33,484
at Skate Ashbury.
(EXCLAIMS)
364
00:13:33,480 --> 00:13:36,110
Honey, some people
are afraid of spiders.
365
00:13:36,116 --> 00:13:37,316
Some are afraid of heights.
366
00:13:37,317 --> 00:13:39,777
BOTH: We are afraid
of choking
367
00:13:39,786 --> 00:13:42,116
at '70s-style roller
disco dancing.
368
00:13:42,122 --> 00:13:43,792
You've seen
our shattered
dream board, right?
369
00:13:43,790 --> 00:13:45,620
Maybe, it's time
to face your fears.
370
00:13:45,625 --> 00:13:46,755
I can be your coach.
371
00:13:46,760 --> 00:13:48,760
I've choreographed
your routine
372
00:13:48,762 --> 00:13:50,232
like I pack
my backpack.
373
00:13:50,230 --> 00:13:53,100
I'm preparing you
for any eventuality!
374
00:13:53,099 --> 00:13:55,199
Can't we just, you know,
shimmy in place?
375
00:13:55,669 --> 00:13:57,039
Do you want to lose?
376
00:13:57,037 --> 00:13:58,067
Sir, no, sir!
No.
377
00:13:58,071 --> 00:14:00,541
Ice Cream Parlor.
Dip and scoop.
378
00:14:03,710 --> 00:14:05,040
Number 23.
379
00:14:05,045 --> 00:14:06,175
The Eggbeater.
380
00:14:09,216 --> 00:14:10,576
Spin Cycle.
381
00:14:16,823 --> 00:14:18,463
What a charming
little cottage.
382
00:14:18,458 --> 00:14:20,858
Who knew lawn gnomes
were of alien origin?
383
00:14:20,861 --> 00:14:22,461
Well, not all of them.
384
00:14:22,462 --> 00:14:25,332
This one appears
to be from Druesselstein.
385
00:14:25,332 --> 00:14:26,732
Hm, sounds made up.
386
00:14:26,733 --> 00:14:28,073
Everything's made up.
387
00:14:28,068 --> 00:14:31,238
Spatula, Meringue, Cavendish.
388
00:14:31,238 --> 00:14:33,938
Touche.
Touche.
389
00:14:33,940 --> 00:14:35,210
It's all made-up words.
390
00:14:35,675 --> 00:14:36,905
That's my gnome!
391
00:14:36,910 --> 00:14:39,140
Hello, madam.
My name is Cavendish,
392
00:14:39,145 --> 00:14:40,905
and this is my associate...
Ow!
393
00:14:40,914 --> 00:14:42,014
Hey, hey, hey, hey.
394
00:14:42,015 --> 00:14:43,245
(BOTH GRUNTING)
395
00:14:46,052 --> 00:14:47,922
(BOTH YELLING)
396
00:14:52,692 --> 00:14:54,092
She's terrifying.
397
00:14:54,094 --> 00:14:55,434
Yeah, she reminds me
of mother.
398
00:14:59,065 --> 00:15:01,395
Was that your routine
or did you get a bee
stuck in your underwear?
399
00:15:01,401 --> 00:15:02,931
Because I've had
that happen and...
400
00:15:02,936 --> 00:15:04,396
What are you doing here?
401
00:15:04,404 --> 00:15:05,604
Oh, I'm one
of the judges.
402
00:15:05,605 --> 00:15:07,265
I had a very popular
skating video
403
00:15:07,274 --> 00:15:09,214
on the internet
a ways back.
404
00:15:09,209 --> 00:15:12,279
I am a superstar.
405
00:15:13,179 --> 00:15:15,249
(GRUNTING)
406
00:15:16,383 --> 00:15:17,753
So, anyhow...
But don't worry,
407
00:15:17,751 --> 00:15:19,051
I'll be impartial.
408
00:15:19,052 --> 00:15:20,252
Matter of fact,
I'll take a point off
409
00:15:20,253 --> 00:15:21,323
just because I know you.
410
00:15:22,122 --> 00:15:24,492
I am a superstar.
411
00:15:28,428 --> 00:15:30,188
Now, let's just
sneak in there
412
00:15:30,196 --> 00:15:31,526
and get those gnomes.
413
00:15:32,098 --> 00:15:33,158
(GATE CREAKS)
414
00:15:33,166 --> 00:15:34,926
Huh?
My gnome!
415
00:15:35,535 --> 00:15:38,135
(BOTH GRUNTING)
416
00:15:39,406 --> 00:15:40,736
Gotta get outta here.
417
00:15:40,740 --> 00:15:43,040
(VEHICLE BEEPING)
418
00:15:47,447 --> 00:15:48,507
Hi, Bummer.
Bummer
419
00:15:48,515 --> 00:15:49,975
Martin and Brigette
420
00:15:49,983 --> 00:15:51,283
Blast from the past.
421
00:15:51,284 --> 00:15:52,754
Oh, hey,
the same team
422
00:15:52,752 --> 00:15:53,892
who beat you
back in the day
423
00:15:53,887 --> 00:15:56,117
is coming tonight
for a re-do.
424
00:15:56,122 --> 00:15:58,262
Quite the co-inky-dink.
Ha-ha.
425
00:15:58,258 --> 00:15:59,418
Pete and Tina?
426
00:15:59,426 --> 00:16:00,826
Hey, Murphy's!
427
00:16:00,827 --> 00:16:02,057
Nice outfits.
428
00:16:02,062 --> 00:16:03,332
Hey, break a leg.
429
00:16:04,264 --> 00:16:05,804
Ha! Yeah.
430
00:16:05,799 --> 00:16:08,229
Probably!
Murphy's Law.
431
00:16:08,234 --> 00:16:09,904
They're gonna destroy us!
432
00:16:09,903 --> 00:16:12,303
Just to save time,
I'm gonna dial 91, now.
433
00:16:12,305 --> 00:16:15,405
It's the first two digits
of my friend
Ed's phone number.
434
00:16:15,408 --> 00:16:17,008
He can drive
us to the hospital.
435
00:16:25,118 --> 00:16:26,618
I'm going to hook
my belt onto this
436
00:16:26,619 --> 00:16:27,689
and slide across.
437
00:16:27,687 --> 00:16:29,287
When I've filled
the basket with gnomes,
438
00:16:29,289 --> 00:16:30,689
I'll slide it
back to you.
439
00:16:30,690 --> 00:16:32,560
I totally
have your back.
440
00:16:37,330 --> 00:16:38,160
(GASPS)
441
00:16:38,865 --> 00:16:39,955
(CAVENDISH SCREAMS)
442
00:16:39,966 --> 00:16:41,266
(EXCLAIMS)
443
00:16:47,841 --> 00:16:49,441
(GRUNTS)
My gnome!
444
00:16:53,313 --> 00:16:55,353
Hey, come back here
with my pinata!
445
00:16:59,486 --> 00:17:00,546
(DANCE MUSIC PLAYS)
446
00:17:04,991 --> 00:17:06,091
Wow.
447
00:17:06,092 --> 00:17:08,462
Hey, Cameron,
check out this disco dancing.
448
00:17:08,461 --> 00:17:10,361
Ian, we're here
to take inventory,
449
00:17:10,363 --> 00:17:11,963
so they can sell
this stuff at auction.
450
00:17:11,965 --> 00:17:13,055
Stay focused.
451
00:17:13,800 --> 00:17:15,430
Huh. They are pretty good.
452
00:17:15,435 --> 00:17:18,335
Whoa. That move
was so complicated.
453
00:17:18,338 --> 00:17:19,798
Amazing!
This might be the most amazing
454
00:17:19,806 --> 00:17:21,036
routine I've ever seen!
455
00:17:21,041 --> 00:17:22,341
That anyone's ever seen.
456
00:17:22,342 --> 00:17:23,412
Wow!
457
00:17:23,410 --> 00:17:24,630
How did he
throw her like that
458
00:17:24,627 --> 00:17:25,837
and do that twist thing,
and then catch her,
459
00:17:25,845 --> 00:17:27,005
all in one motion?
460
00:17:27,013 --> 00:17:28,153
Did you see that?
461
00:17:28,148 --> 00:17:29,708
I don't want to see
anything else ever again.
462
00:17:29,716 --> 00:17:32,046
Perfection!
This needs to be seen.
463
00:17:32,052 --> 00:17:33,382
This needs to be seen
by everyone.
464
00:17:33,386 --> 00:17:34,716
This should be on T.V.
465
00:17:34,721 --> 00:17:36,151
(WHOOSHING)
466
00:17:36,156 --> 00:17:37,386
Whoa! What?
No, they didn't.
467
00:17:37,390 --> 00:17:38,860
No, they did not!
How is that even possible?
468
00:17:38,858 --> 00:17:40,558
Mind blown.
Mind blown.
469
00:17:40,560 --> 00:17:42,060
Is that...
Is that...
470
00:17:42,062 --> 00:17:43,692
Must be some sort
of super-complicated,
471
00:17:43,696 --> 00:17:45,396
amazing finishing moves.
472
00:17:45,398 --> 00:17:47,428
(WHOOSHING)
473
00:17:48,168 --> 00:17:49,228
(EXCLAIMS)
Oh, man.
474
00:17:49,235 --> 00:17:51,065
Now, that is the most
amazing routine
475
00:17:51,071 --> 00:17:52,241
I've ever seen!
476
00:17:52,238 --> 00:17:54,338
That is the most amazing
routine of all time.
477
00:17:54,340 --> 00:17:56,240
It's really a crime
against culture
478
00:17:56,242 --> 00:17:57,782
that this is not on T.V.
479
00:17:57,777 --> 00:18:01,447
(CHEERING, APPLAUDING)
480
00:18:02,182 --> 00:18:03,182
You want to go
for some pizza
481
00:18:03,183 --> 00:18:04,783
and feel sorry
for ourselves?
482
00:18:04,784 --> 00:18:05,884
I'll get our capes.
483
00:18:05,885 --> 00:18:07,615
Wait a minute.
You can't quit.
484
00:18:07,620 --> 00:18:09,990
This is bigger
than winning or losing.
485
00:18:09,989 --> 00:18:12,259
This is about
facing your fear!
486
00:18:12,258 --> 00:18:14,088
This may be hard,
but the world
487
00:18:14,094 --> 00:18:15,694
ain't all kittens
and rainbows.
488
00:18:17,297 --> 00:18:18,997
Okay. Well, it's not
all kittens.
489
00:18:21,234 --> 00:18:23,404
Huh. I guess it is
all kittens and rainbows.
490
00:18:23,403 --> 00:18:25,373
Anyway...
As dad always says,
491
00:18:25,371 --> 00:18:27,441
keep your eyes
and ears open,
492
00:18:27,440 --> 00:18:29,270
and end with
the double boogie.
493
00:18:29,275 --> 00:18:30,735
I do say that!
I have said that.
494
00:18:30,743 --> 00:18:32,313
I say that!
You did,
495
00:18:32,312 --> 00:18:34,252
you have,
and you do.
496
00:18:34,247 --> 00:18:35,447
Let's go lose!
497
00:18:40,320 --> 00:18:42,090
You know, old people
go to bed early,
498
00:18:42,088 --> 00:18:43,688
so this shouldn't
take much longer.
499
00:18:45,325 --> 00:18:47,125
Told ya.
Okay, so now we...
500
00:18:47,127 --> 00:18:48,287
My gnomes!
Drive, drive,
501
00:18:48,294 --> 00:18:49,364
drive!
502
00:18:51,498 --> 00:18:53,258
Oh. (SIGHS)
503
00:18:53,266 --> 00:18:54,496
(CAR ENGINE REVVING)
504
00:18:54,968 --> 00:18:56,568
(MEN SCREAMING)
505
00:18:56,569 --> 00:18:57,639
My gnomes!
506
00:18:57,637 --> 00:19:01,207
(DANCE MUSIC PLAYING)
507
00:19:01,207 --> 00:19:02,537
BOTH: Yay!
508
00:19:03,643 --> 00:19:05,383
¶ We're dancing
509
00:19:05,378 --> 00:19:06,808
¶ Now skating ¶
510
00:19:19,993 --> 00:19:21,363
Number 23.
511
00:19:21,861 --> 00:19:23,231
The Eggbeater.
512
00:19:23,530 --> 00:19:24,600
(GRUNTS)
513
00:19:27,167 --> 00:19:28,227
(TIRES SCREECHING)
514
00:19:28,968 --> 00:19:30,028
(TRUCK HORN BLARING)
515
00:19:32,972 --> 00:19:34,372
(TIRES SCREECHING)
516
00:19:36,943 --> 00:19:38,013
Spin cycle.
517
00:19:39,679 --> 00:19:40,879
¶ Skating
518
00:19:40,880 --> 00:19:42,410
¶ and dancing ¶
519
00:19:42,415 --> 00:19:45,445
Hey, you got kittens
in my yarn.
520
00:19:45,451 --> 00:19:47,721
You got yarn
in my kittens.
521
00:19:47,720 --> 00:19:49,220
(CATS MEOWING)
522
00:19:49,222 --> 00:19:51,622
Ice Cream Parlor. Ice Cream Parlor!
523
00:19:56,529 --> 00:19:57,999
No!
She's still there.
524
00:19:57,997 --> 00:19:59,727
She's still there!
525
00:19:59,732 --> 00:20:02,202
How did she go so fast?
She's so old!
Look out!
526
00:20:03,203 --> 00:20:05,303
(BOTH SCREAMING)
527
00:20:06,306 --> 00:20:07,536
(SIGHS)
528
00:20:07,540 --> 00:20:09,140
Well, I hope she's...
529
00:20:09,142 --> 00:20:10,542
(GRUNTING, SCREAMING)
530
00:20:12,812 --> 00:20:13,912
(CLATTERING)
531
00:20:15,582 --> 00:20:17,552
(BOTH GROAN)
532
00:20:17,984 --> 00:20:19,054
Is it over?
533
00:20:19,752 --> 00:20:21,292
(SCREAMS)
534
00:20:21,287 --> 00:20:23,517
My seatbelt.
It's stuck.
535
00:20:23,523 --> 00:20:24,593
I can't get out.
Mine's stuck too.
536
00:20:27,060 --> 00:20:28,660
She's coming,
she's coming.
537
00:20:28,661 --> 00:20:29,731
Oh, no!
(WHIMPERING)
538
00:20:29,729 --> 00:20:31,629
We'll give you money
for your gnomes!
539
00:20:34,400 --> 00:20:38,400
¶ Skating and dancing Dancing and skating ¶
540
00:20:41,674 --> 00:20:43,274
(CROWD CHEERING)
541
00:20:43,276 --> 00:20:44,906
CROWD: Yay!
Go, Mom!
542
00:20:50,083 --> 00:20:51,323
BOTH: We did it!
543
00:20:52,518 --> 00:20:55,618
You are a superstar.
544
00:20:55,622 --> 00:20:57,522
I took one point off
because I knew you.
545
00:20:57,523 --> 00:20:58,993
Otherwise, it would've
been a 12.
546
00:21:01,127 --> 00:21:02,457
MR. BLOCK:
(ON T.V.) Gentlemen.
547
00:21:02,462 --> 00:21:04,202
I see you got the gnomes
548
00:21:04,197 --> 00:21:05,697
from that sweet old lady.
549
00:21:05,698 --> 00:21:06,758
Kudos!
550
00:21:06,766 --> 00:21:08,196
Thank you, sir.
551
00:21:08,735 --> 00:21:09,925
He paid her 50 bucks.
552
00:21:09,936 --> 00:21:12,466
So, can you tell us
why the gnomes
553
00:21:12,472 --> 00:21:13,572
are so valuable?
554
00:21:13,573 --> 00:21:15,243
Oh, they're not valuable.
555
00:21:15,241 --> 00:21:16,641
They're disgusting!
556
00:21:16,643 --> 00:21:18,213
The aliens convert their waste
557
00:21:18,211 --> 00:21:20,141
into gnomes, and use Earth
558
00:21:20,146 --> 00:21:21,646
as a dumping ground.
559
00:21:22,315 --> 00:21:23,675
So we are sitting
on a couch
560
00:21:23,683 --> 00:21:25,883
covered in alien droppings?
561
00:21:25,885 --> 00:21:27,885
Is this still a step up
from garbage?
562
00:21:27,887 --> 00:21:30,517
¶ It's my world and we're all livin' in it ¶
563
00:21:34,594 --> 00:21:35,664
OLD LADY: Mine!
564
00:21:35,662 --> 00:21:38,432
¶ Go, Milo Go, Milo, go
565
00:21:38,431 --> 00:21:41,071
¶ Oh, thanks, everybody That is so motivational
566
00:21:41,067 --> 00:21:43,227
¶ Go, Milo Go, Milo, go
567
00:21:45,905 --> 00:21:48,505
¶ Whoa
568
00:21:48,508 --> 00:21:51,978
¶ I'm not sitting here watching the world turn
569
00:21:51,978 --> 00:21:53,508
¶ You know I'd rather spin it
570
00:21:53,513 --> 00:21:55,813
¶ Go, Milo Go, Milo, go
571
00:21:55,815 --> 00:21:55,845
¶ It's my world and we're all livin' in it ¶
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